The Worst Idea Of All Time - REPLAY: S02E21 - Drinking Day

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim decide to try and form a drinking game out of Sex and The City 2. Just like the Grown Ups 2 version of the game, things get messy quickly and the rules are less than obvious. Discussions of America's holiday pay, Charlotte's ample bossomed nanny and violent threats from Tim against Guy are all on the table. The lads also seem to have a strong yearning to return to their season one Sandlerific movie, which just goes to show: The grass is always greener on the other side. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello friends. As we put the finishing touches on our next exciting adventure for you, we thought it was the perfect time to replay our second season of the podcast where we watch Sex and the City 2 every week for a year, hot off the back of the tragic news that and just like that will not be returning. Please enjoy. It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time To let them show You're true Beautiful

Like a rainbow Two many syllables in there in line, eh? It's choose one lyric You can't just multi-lay out all of the options you had. Don't just try out everything you thought you could do. And hope to get away with it. Hello. Away with you.

Welcome along to the worst idea of all time. Episode 21. Happy 21st, Tim. Happy 21st to you as well. Guy, Halifax, whatever, Montgomery. What is the other one? Alexander's in the back. There you go, Alexander.

Timothy Christoff. Nope. Stefan. Nope. McKeel. Go more mainstream. If, Gennie. No, Anglo-Saxon.

What comes to mind? Neville. It's Andrew. Pretty close. It's good to be here. It's so good. We've just watched Sex and the City, too, on a projector. Ever heard of it?

On a projector in my bedroom. And now we've turned all the lights off. So we're in pitch blackness, except for a blue flashing light of the USB stick hanging out of my PlayStation. Really going for kinners, really having a crack at it. I'm going to pull that out. It doesn't create any bad times later. So, as promised, we celebrated the 21st birthday of Sex and the City, too.

As a true American would celebrate their 21st birthday. We got drunk. Yeah. We've been doing some drinking. Someone asked you, like, what did you do today? and if the day is Monday through Friday the response you're supposed to come back with us I just went to work

it was okay no big deal but then every now and then if it's a Friday or Saturday night that you're talking about which would make it a Saturday morning or Sunday morning they go I got pretty wasted last night

and guess what folks we're there I'm glad that you explained it in such relatable terms Tim I was afraid otherwise the concept of drunkenness would escape Not everyone knows where I'm coming from Well, I'd like to think now that they do

Yeah, big time So, here we all are We're all on board on the same page We've all made it We have, and I would like to announce That the rules of this drinking game Can never be released to the public Because they're unfair

And there's too many of them And they're a bit stupid And to hell with them I would like to say that I think we might have talked about it is that it would be irresponsible to release the drinking rules No one's brought that up

But I concur On account of the fact that in some way It would be surreptitiously encouraging people To watch the movie Oh, I see And I see your argument And I negate it How?

You know, if someone's doing a drinking game They're not buying the movie They're probably going to rent it from the one remaining United Video in their area United Video Whoa! We've got the world on video

So you wouldn't be like contributing a massive amount of money to the filmmakers' pockets just a tiny fraction of a cent You know It's less about Who the actual money is going to

And more about the idea of people Sort of just sacrificing hours of their lives, their real lives to watch it. Oh, so you're coming from a time resource perspective rather than a dollar. Time is money or something.

Time. That's saying doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Time is money. Do you know what? Money is time. Like if there's any valuable commodity that you can't get back or like, you know, get more of, you can't increase it. It's time. So don't say

time is money because money doesn't matter nearly as much as time does time's got to be the most precious commodity of them all you can't get more of it doesn't mean how rich you are but i think the idea of time is money is rooted in you're still ascribing value to money like you're yeah exactly we need to get beyond that you should describe you should only ascribe value and money and as much as it is like difficult for you to do something else with your time do you know what I mean like if you're Uber rich then you can do whatever you want with your time

but that's because you have money but it's still the overriding thing is you want more time I cannot keep up you definitely can this is an advanced stuff guy it feels like it right now this goes central to the core of our movie

that we watch today because it's all about having lots of money and still finding problems anyway I think it was Nelson Mandela's wife who in Nelson Mandela's biography was writing about the virtues of how happy poor people are. She said the happiest people I've met ever have been farm workers. They're the most satisfied with life. They're the ones who get their joyous returns from being

on this earth. Are you still paraphrasing the Lady Mandela or are you... I ran away with it. The first sentence I said was pretty close to what she wrote down in that book. But the rest of it, you were just viving. I was vibing a little bit. It wasn't long walk to freedom just so you know it was a different one. She wrote it. Nelson Mandela. But as far as I know, wrote Long Walk to Freedom. But I was quoting a book that his wife wrote. I can't remember what it's called. And so in watching this movie,

do you feel like it sort of inspires in you the feeling that... I believe it was maybe some rapper called Jellistone. Go ahead of that song? No, man. Not the way you sing it. Jellystone. I think it's Jellistone. You sound.

You sound like... You sound like Tom Waits, but... Yeah, that's well. Like in rehab, drawing himself out. Wouldn't that be a tragedy? If Tom Waits ever got to the point where he was like, you know what? I've had enough alcohol. If he started releasing collaborations with Jallestone, it wouldn't.

It would be a triumph. That would be a net gain for the community? I absolutely think so. I mean, that is a curiosity that I think everyone is... Tom Waits and Jallistone. It's been, I mean, for too long... I don't know who are... Too long these conversations have been buried in obscure online forums.

It hasn't been in the public sphere enough. Can I propose an album title? Yes. Jelly weights. It's pretty good, huh? Yeah, it's not bad. Okay. The cover art is a picture of jelly which hasn't quite set yet.

Yeah, or jello for our American brothers and sisters. Jelly on a plate. Jelly on a plate. Wibble, wibble, wibble, wobble, jell on a plate. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Now, it's time to get to some of the important business. I would like to find out what you were. I feel like we should go through some rules, but only by memory.

I was going to ask for your shining light, but I guess that can wait for a tick. So most people would think that we wrote down costume change as a rule, and it's just occurred to me that we didn't. We wrote about 60 rules, and they were very top heavy. Like, we wrote a lot in the front bit of the movie, and then we got too drunk to write it. to write any more rules. I was going to say,

the experience of writing the rules to the movie sort of closely reflected the experience of actually watching the movie and which at the start, you're giving it everything and you're really like, yeah, I'll fucking do it. This time I'll nail it.

And then the movie breaks you in the sense that within the last at least third of the movie, you're just completely, you're just in and out. like you're no longer invested in a movie there's just something happening around you you actually you were talking about how with grown-ups too like we really we did watch it every week and with this like it's just so hard we keep trying so hard to engage the entire

time through the film but it's just really difficult to stay in there we've really we've really pulled a number on ourselves because it's just too there's too long there's too little going on. Too little and too long. There's not enough both plot. I can't stress enough how little plot there is, but also visually on the screen, just if you want to see some things,

there's nothing there for you. But grown-ups too, it didn't have plot either, but it had like an absurdly low amount of plot. And also visually, there was at least always a little bit going on. They just threw a lot of stuff at it. Yeah. But it was, I think in a vacuum you can create

meaning so and grown-ups too because there was like absolutely no plot you could kind of create these strange meanings for yourself out of it but sex in the city too they've got just enough really just enough really

shit plot that it's relatable and you can kind of recognize where they're coming from on some stage but in no way could justify a movie or secondly a movie that's two and a half hours yeah that's that's where I'm

coming from. There's no ammo in that gun. Yeah, and the gun is, it's more detailed. There are more, yeah, I don't know. I can't quite nail the end of the analogy. But I was so keen to do it is the thing. I really wanted to bloody end that high five with you, Tim. Thanks, man.

I'm sorry I didn't pull it off. It's okay, but anyway, so let's gravitate toward the shining light. Okay. The shining light. of the movie for me obviously I'm struggling

once again to think of it maybe it's rankle it's oh no is the shirtless guy is the shirtless guy's playing croquet in the background of frame

when the ladies are all brunching at the big gay wedding at breakfast at the big gay wedding there's a sort of a of them it's before Charlotte arrives and it's just the three other gals and then in the background of frame

there's just two really buff ripped shirtless dudes who are part of a croquet game It's like it's not that It doesn't look that sweaty They're just putting it out there For everyone to enjoy And I respect that

They want to show it to it all That was my shining light But then again they are in the Middle East I mean they're in Abu Dhabi It's very hot They're absolutely not in the Middle East at a wedding There's no wedding in the Middle East

Oh yeah Okay I hear you What was your shining light What's the weather like in New York City On August the 3rd It'd be hot Oh well that's why they're shirtless

Yeah There you go We see a clock It says August the 3rd It's like that time when you get the brief flash of McKenzie's watch And grown-ups too Chris Rock puts his bloody hand to

his face and for some reason you finally get to know what part of the year 3.59 p.m. July something. Is it around the same time of the year? Is this because of America's summer? It's probably because of America's release schedule because they put all their big films out in summer. That's how they do things. Uh, what? Did you ask me for my shining light? Yeah, I did. Yeah, you didn't? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. So I was going to try and find another way to cram badoon in there but i think it would be a cop out and then it realized to me that i'm not 100% that we've ever used um charlotte's big titty nannies titties as a shining light because it would have let them one but i feel like i've got just enough chemicals in my body

this week to kind of and i mean this is a verb not noun to retard myself to the level where i can appreciate Charlotte's Big Tadden Nanny's Tiddies as a shining light. So there you have it. They're the best bit of the movie. I hope you enjoy them. You've been

so staunch in not letting the movie win. Resolute. Resolute, yeah. You've been really defiant in your sense that uh you've always said look you can't you can't let them you know pull the pull it pull one on you in this way so it's it's with uh it's like what dom curry i think was trying to articulate last week for such a film that's built off a franchise which had such um admirable feminist beginnings

and concrete foundation to throw it all away in the second movie for some titty seems apparent, but that's where I'm at. Well, you're buying into that. I've watched the movie 20 times, and it turns out there's not enough content in there to, like, find a new good thing with it every week. So I finally got drunk enough and chemically affected enough to accept their Trojan horse of a terrible offer into my heterosexual male Western white mind.

And it is Charlotte's big-tidied, big-todied. tits on the nanny. Hey man. I respect you for not only, you know, buying into it this week, but also being able to articulate the sensation so well.

You're so welcome, I guess. Is that what you're looking for here? I don't know. Are you welcome? I didn't really need, I was more trying to give you a compliment than to take one back.

I'll grab it. But what I'll also do is Just pack up the... Can you hear that? Scootum... Oh, you're going to... Oh, you're going to... Wow.

What are you doing? What are you doing with that double bass? Oh, no. You got to put that back down. Oh, no. You're going to hit that old lady. What? What?

Skittled. Where does he go? What's he doing? What are you doing today? What are you doing? Brunch. That is the question. On everyone's lips.

Oh, that was a rule. I forgot that one. Every time coffee guy drinks, you drink. That was one of the 60 rules we wrote down in our number. That's a pretty primitive rule. Pretty clear cut. Yes. If the coffee guy drinks is coffee, the very least we can do.

is drink our alcohol, which in most cases will be beer. In some cases, will be wine, and in extreme cases, will be antimatter. But in normal cases, will be water. Antimatter, yeah. Don't drink that. Don't drink any antimatter. Don't breathe that. It's like that guy.

It's like, will it blend? That reminded me of another rule, which was every time Brady is on the cusp of harnessing the power of vermin. Yes. You must drink Oh I see Sure we're a lot of rules At the top of this film So our friend

Coffee Guy Follower of the one True God Java Sunk a lot of coffee this week And I'm not sure His turn it is To remember Where he's off to next

I don't think There'd be anything wrong With us sharing our memory Oh okay Remembering it together Alright that's fine Well Do you want to take the leads on the

Yeah yeah Well obviously See, the guy's name is Miles Anderton. We know this. Everyone knows this. This is, I mean, that's how he's credited in the credits of the film. And Miles has, he hasn't slept very well the night prior. I mean, he's had a bit of a rough go of it recently.

His dog, who's his best friend, obviously, Angus, a German shepherd. Yeah. He's had to take it to the, there's been a benight, there was a tumour. It turns out to be benign. Yeah, on the lung. Oh no And so Wait a minute

Wait a minute Is benign good or bad Benign is As far as tumours go It's the best news You could have It's the best of Because benign is like benevolent

And minine is like Malevolent I haven't really thought about The etymology of benign Sorry you go on with the dog thing Well anyway I mean The good news is it's benign

The bad news is he's still got He hasn't got very good insurance For his German Shepherd So he's got a pretty much the holiday money he'd put out he's got to spend on the dog and he's been having a very rough guy but at work so it was sort of oh no yeah and uh but he's re he's regrouped he woke up in the morning he went for a uh he stretched the legs yeah went for a good sort of four mile jaunt and he's

showered and he went out for a coffee before hitting down the office oh god and this is where we meet him so he's sort of rebuilding himself in the ground up Wow So am I All he had was his dog Am I right in saying that Is that what you were saying? All he's got is his dog

And the prospect of a holiday From his long and arduous work As a bloody bean counter Oh no Oh God So he His job is quite literally to count The shucked green beans

Yeah That go into a sort of a 440 mil can of green beans Because you can't have too many because then you're losing the company money but you can't have too little because then the consumers sue you. So he counts out exactly 440 beans to every can. You'd think there'd be a machine to do it, but there's not.

And so he's been doing this for two years straight. He's been compiling his holiday time. Oh, man. And he's mapped out this fantastic trip. And obviously, as I've already mentioned, the dog's got a tumor. I mean, it's benign, but it will kill the dog early. Now, of course,

our Java fiend of a man of being counter of an individual of an Anderton of a sir of a mister What you won't know about him Is he actually He lives in Australia Um

That's where he's based He's just He's actually on his holiday When we see him in the film Which is the amazing thing But he's an Australian bean counter Which is crazy That's how he gets so much time off

The Americans wouldn't Know this Because they don't get holiday pay Like we do They don't have the same rules They're very different I feel like They work you, whoever they are, they work you hard in America.

They're trying to get you. Oh boy, would they get you? You get like a week of holidays. Maybe. If you're lucky. If you're lucky. This seems like a crazy thing. You're going to have more holidays than that, America.

Get it in you. I'm on holiday right now, pretty much. You know, it's cool being drunk. And I recommend it to everyone. In which case, everyone has the option of being on holiday. Can you remember any more rules? Guy Montgomery I'm trying to

like remember more Not remotely off the top of my head Charlotte takes something literally slash too obviously Take a drink Every time Steve talks You take a drink Every time a scripted joke

Bombs So like they've written the bombing of the joke Into the script I don't know if I Did I scribe that one down I don't know if it's on the list I'll never be released Another rule was

Welcome to the wedding Oh yeah you have to finish a beer by the time Alicia Keys stops singing. That's a rule. Pretty much as soon as you start watching the movie the rule is you drink something. You drink a beer. Welcome to NYC.

Welcome to New York City, drink a beer. And also maybe punch yourself. Oh yeah. Just punch yourself. Yeah, and whatever's like the most sensitive but pretty sensitive. You drink a beer and you punch yourself to say to apologize

to yourself essentially for watching the movie. Hit yourself in the gut. It's not quite the nuts or the, um, who would you hit a woman? Jesus. I don't really know. Just hit yourself in the stomach. It's a good gender neutral body part to give yourself a little smack in if you're watching grownups.

You can't really... I'm reverting to grownups a lot in my head at the moment. I don't know what's happening there. I'm regressing. It's difficult to hit yourself hard to actually hurt yourself, I find. you stop yourself before you get there yeah i think so i'll smash you out if you want i'll punch you right in the guts you don't need to do that oh well it's up to you i'm just saying it is up to me do you think i've got a secret subconscious yearning to get back into the grown-ups too do you think

that's what this is about well yeah i think so because i i don't even feel like it's subconscious you think it's entirely conscious i every time we watch sex and city too i think to myself this would be a lot better if I was watching grown-ups too. We've chosen an untamable beast. And we've like, you know, following we talk about with grown-ups too, and even earlier in the season, we've been wrangling with it,

but in my head, certainly, I've been like, it feels untameable, but we will tame this wild. We will find our victory. Yeah, and just every week, even as obviously we took away the bloody times viewed and chip into the views remaining,

I've sort of always had a blind confidence that eventually will figure out a way to enjoy or beat watching this movie. It hasn't happened yet. It's just not going to happen. It's been 21 watches now and I haven't found a technique to enjoy the film. I genuinely think it's categorically impossible

to walk away from watching Sex and the City 2 and feel okay about anything. But not in a way where you want to change things where you're like, I'm so empowered to improve the world. just in a way we're like well we're all fucked

because this movie exists it's discouraging yeah in the extreme it's disheartening the entire thing is disheartening

yeah so what a negative fucking you took that in a negative place I'm sorry for that but

I you know every week I struggle to actually verbalise exactly what it's doing when we did grownups too

we sat down and we were invested movies so punchy and fast it feels like now. Yeah. That, you know, it keeps us in there the whole time.

But this, we sit down together and we watch about an hour of Sex and City 2. And then we're just in a room where Sex and City 2 is happening around us. And it's a poisonous atmosphere. And we're watching it and we're hearing it, but we're not listening. I'm not. You can hear it, but you're not fully in there. It's like a... It's like walking into this like negative energy bubble.

Yeah. And sitting in it and then talking about it and then walking out. So what I would like to say is All hail King Brady He is the chosen leader A few things I can get on board with Of the vermin And he doesn't get enough screen time

Considering that dude Trained a generation of rats To train all of the other rats The entire Sex and City 2 Pretty much is seeding the idea That there will be a sequel In which Brady is the Rat King It's outrageous how little screen time he gets

It's very subtle The way they allude to this sequel in some ways i appreciate the restrained the restrained approach to filmmaking um they've really like it would be too easy to glorify brady in this film and to really drop a lot of shit so that people would see the eventual rise of brady the rat king and then say oh they had so many hints for us how did i miss this but they don't they legitimately only drop a couple of little things for us to figure out that he becomes the ruler of the new yorks Subway, and then beyond, you know.

And then the world. Because rats are everywhere, guy. That's the thing about them. They're all over the shop. Yeah. I mean, I do like to think that if there is some sort of, you know, seismic global event, which sort of puts a pretty big stoppage on human life. that rats will survive and hopefully survive at least if not in intelligence and numbers

to take charge and actually I mean really see what they can get done I have my hopes I don't think that's going to happen as long as there are this many of us human beings around well I volunteer myself for tribute I I think it's probably a good idea if we just stop having kids and we just let ourselves die out and we just wait for the rats to take over and I think that our dead body would provide enough nutrition for the original generation of super intelligent rats. Well, because the biology behind the way rats digest food is that they're the first species in which the sort of their processing has become so advanced that they're actually, they absorb sort of the, in essence, the IQ or the intelligence of whatever it is they're consuming. This is a very old idea in science fiction, but a very new idea in how rats are going to take over the world, that you eat the brains of your victim and you've got.

Well, no, this is, but this is the level of advancement that their actual digestive system has gone through, specifically their intestines, is that when it could be, it doesn't have to be the brain, it could be any piece of flesh. But in the DNA of the flesh is some of the, some of the sort of tissue of the brain. That's huge. So you don't even need to eat the brain, so you could eat a toe and you'd still get pretty smart. If you ate the toe of, say, someone, I mean, like the most intelligent, For rat ate the toe of the most intelligent human

I mean yes Yeah I mean they would absorb Depending on what the perspective What the ratio of toe size to rat sizes Say the toe was like 20% the size of the rat Then the rat's intelligence It will absorb like 20% of the intelligence

Of the human whose toe they've eaten It's intense It's a lot of intelligence to consume It also reminds me of a role that we wrote down, which was the ratmanteau rule, sorry, portmanteau. Rats live around ports, you can understand how to make the mistake. If there is a portmanteau in the film, like this one's scripted in. Into Frenchin?

You must drink. Into function. Into function. Function. Into function. What are the other ones? You know, I can't remember. I mean either.

There's one other, but I can't remember it. It's interesting. I don't know How do you I mean how do you 21's a lot It is bro It is with this one

So 21 times 2 and a half Is 40 Plus 15 Is 55 55 hours That's a lot of time To be watching these chicks A lot

Is I mean How do you feel about the prospect Of however many remain 31 I'm very scared. Very scared. The fact that we're not at halfway yet is genuinely dark and terrifying. And in spite of my drunk buzz, it's not enough to grab me out of the reality of this terrible situation.

But what do you think about it? I don't know, man. I think the only thing. Yeah. that I'm like the only thing that I'm really that we're really getting out of this is that we're spending this amount of time together

weekly yeah in arduous circumstances yeah so there's a sense of camaraderie in that I don't I'm not opposed to that hey do you know what else guy you know we got a lot of shit on these days takes us out of town but we need to sit down

every once in a while and schedule out when we're going to hang out And you don't get a lot of friends who you do that with, eh? Who you schedule out time. You're like, fuck, well, I've got to hang out with Guy for three hours one night this week. When's it going to be? I've got none of my friends. Even the way you've thrown at then, it's the sense of dread that's associated with the time. Just because of the movie, not because of you.

I love hanging out with you. Those two things not entirely entwined with each other? No, they're not. That's the strength of our friendship. Is it what? It transcends constant. It transcends the Pavlovian response. of associating you with the physical nausea of this film.

Triumph. I feel the same. It's a good thing, ultimately. It's a good thing. It's a hard thing, though. That's the thing of it. It's so difficult. I really feel like I'm going to piss my pants soon as well.

I only took one leg through that, and I think I've drunk about some liters of beer three. Less than that Oh no No I'd be drinking three Leads of Beer at least I don't know how that converts To your American Imperial system

Yeah Three litres of anything is a lot Yeah There's a water It'd be a task You know I don't know Something in that ballpark

So Guy How do you feel about The remaining watches that we've got You know what Yeah You know we'll come back we'll take our punishment there's a sense of

it feels like there's got to be something at the end of all this but I think that's what makes it so dreary is there's at the end of this there's just the freedom of not watching sex in city two every week

but there's so much sex in the city too to go through to get there and there's no external pressure to say you have to watch sex in the city too. Yeah. So it's sort of,

it feels just like such a hollow victory. Yeah. I mean, but you know what? I mean, it is fun. It's fun. You know?

Challenges are fun. You know, hard things are good. They make you who you are. Um, but this room's really cold. It's like, are you feeling the cold in this room?

It's really cold. I'm going okay. The crazy thing is, I'd never at any point turn the heater on in my bedroom, but the projector creates enough heat that it acts like a heater, which is great in winter, which we're in now. But in summer, my goodness, you need to bloody open every door and window. Get some air flowing. It's a nightmare.

Which of these characters would you most like to have breakfast with when you wake up tomorrow? Samantha Jones Public Relations consultant For what reason Her interests of mine are most aligned I feel And what are your interest lying Well I think we could talk about

Public relations and marketing And I could chew the fat And some big clients Some big people that she had And some big events That she promoted how she did it How would you open the conversation With Samantha Jones

It's so lovely to meet you I've heard so much about you Thank you Can I get you a coffee? Would you like something? Yes. What do you take? Please, a flat white.

Okay, and how do you sugar? One. Warm it is. One warm, two warm flat whites, thank you, Gus on. So then I would obviously pull your chair out for you, as a gentleman always should. Why, thank you. You're so welcome. So, Samantha, tell me, you work in PR.

yes what have you been working on recently like what's going on at the moment if you don't mind my asking this great movie launch really yeah there's this character he's a man and he's in the he's in the jungle in south america and he he makes love with a frog and they have a whole new species it's going to be very interesting wow so he makes sorry you said he makes love with the frog yeah so how does that work well he wakes up one morning and the the frog is on the end of his penis and it's going it's grub it and it's you know and he wakes up but he's having a nice kind of dream you know sort of sort of dream was like oh who what do you do in sure sure and he wakes up as the dream is culminating and he sort of you know he feels this frog so i mean like

who are you targeting with this movie who's your segment of the market it's the biggest target market you've ever heard of. Really, the frog blowdrop movie, that's just a mess, market kind of a thing. Absolutely. Okay. I mean, just on top of my head, no concerns about maybe bringing some kids into that and figuring out what's going on? Children need to learn about biology and what, you know, every human is capable of.

Okay. Okay. So what sort of approach are you going more of an online feel for this or billboards or like how you're going to get? We got big billboards. What's on them? Uh-huh. Well, it's

it's pretty much just a frog. A frog who looks full. Of what? Just it looks full. Like, it doesn't look hungry anymore. It's a full frog. Um, okay.

Uh, this movie sounds terrifying. Your marketing scheme sounds lacking. I've picked the wrong girl and I'll eternally regret that Hey, come on We just have in breakfast

You ask a lot of questions For a guy I'm just meeting I also instantly Retract my non-climature By referring to you as a girl Clearly you're a woman And I apologise for that But not for my other comments

Because you are boring and ill-informed So I show you I'll pick up the tab and leave. That's fine by me. Okay. Enjoy your very, very bad marketing campaign for what seems like a beastiality film. You nightmare of a woman.

All right. See you later. I reckon that's it. I got to go. I've got to take a leak. This is terrible. Do you have anything you got to tell everyone? I hope that you enjoyed this

so much it doesn't sound like it I know but we are working so hard for you okay we'll catch you next week see on the internet everyone bye bye it's the worst idea of all time it's the worst idea of all time

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