The Worst Idea Of All Time - REPLAY: S02E25 - Matafeo

Episode Date: September 27, 2025

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Hello, friends. As we put the finishing touches on our next exciting adventure for you, we thought it was the perfect time to replay our second season of the podcast where we watch Sex and the City 2 every week for a year, hot off the back of the tragic news that and just like that will not be returning. Please enjoy. It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to the Worst Idea of All Time

Episode 25 My name is Tim Bat My name is Guy Montgomery And this week we come with 100% more Rose Matter Fayo Hey y'all Hey how are you? There's no fanfare There's no applause for this

I'm good I'm thoroughly exhausted I don't know what's I feel like I've been punched in the face um hi guys

uh great 25 is this the same ep that I was on last year it might be actually exact one to the very not day but number

you know the biggest difference between last year's episode and this year's episode is that last year I didn't actually watch the film and this time and I was very upbeat

about it and today I feel broken and ill Last season you took more of a kind of like a grandiose holistic look at the whole project and you were more commenting on that which was quite welcome because we had gotten a little too deep. yeah well i was um i was going through a weird time where i was like desperate for something to to make me feel better about everything in the world and i was getting deep into like meditation techniques and stuff and like into like like de-packed shopper or whatever his name is and like oh that fucking weirdo yeah oh no no no sorry no what's the other guy um who's like all like

manifest destiny or whatever and he was tony robin let me stop you there it's definitely Tony Robbins It's Chris not Knoweth No it's um Oh Eckhart Toll Classic Eckhart Toll

I am gonna stay with Tony Robbins Yeah he's pretty good But and what are you into this year Are you still getting down on that? I don't know I feel like Because this year as well We're both doing a show here in Edinburgh

And that's just getting me down every day So I'm a lot more Broken The Lovely World of Comedy I'm a lot more broken this year. Actually, just quickly, I've just remembered to say, if you're listening to this right now,

which you obviously are, Tim and I are going to LA Podfest, and there's this great deal that we should let everyone know about. Do you agree with that, Tim? I 100% do. Yeah. So the LA podcast festival is the 18th to the 20th of... Sounds right? September.

Yeah. And there's... All of... bloody huge dogs are going to be there your Mark Marins and your brothers McElroy and your Todd glasses Yep And your PFTs

Todd glasses Yeah Lauren Lapcuses A pair of glasses And we're going to be there too They gave us a slot That was there some sort of clerical era there Hold on you guys have got steady on mate

You guys are like You guys like in Magic Mike XXL Where they're like We didn't book you for the convention And then like Elizabeth Banks like Oh I'll do a favour for my girl Jada Pinkett Smith and then they're like we got we get you a good slut we give you money making spot that's what happened to you guys that's exactly what's happened we've snuck in

and we're dragging a two and a half hour long corpse uh with us anyway uh if you are unfortunate enough not to be in l a during that time you can stream video stream the entire thing on your bloody computer or whatever device you use and if you sign up and use the code word worst i thought this is our first proper bit of doing a spot for something It feels odd. Yeah, it feels really weird. Keep doing it. Don't cut halfway through the economy.

You use the word worst. Then it only costs you $20 and it's a good deal. And you'd also be part of history because you'd be probably the first person to use a code word as told by us. Yeah, we get some of that money too. So do it. By all means, do it. Because Jesus Christ, I cannot describe the chaotic financial situation I'm in at the moment. It is dark and complex.

Let's not bring our real world problems until I created problem. But, hey, boy, hold on. I just want to say with that ticket thing, it's awesome because you get to stream the whole event, like the whole three days of it, and you also get all access to all the videos for three weeks afterwards. There, I'm done. Buy ticket, LAPodfest.com. Well, good plug-in, Tim. Rose, you were quite a joy to watch the movie with.

I've been by myself the last two weeks. It was really nice having you here. I feel like you were on board quite deep into the film before the last. length kind of beat you down. Yeah, it was the length. It was, it was the length. I mean, I am a real big, I'm a big fan of kind of the romantic comedy genre in general and general and I've got a lot of time for it and I've got a lot of tolerance for it.

And I think that that goodwill has well and truly been, has dried up. If you were putting this movie in a genre, say that was your job, you had to classify movies by genre and not according to their goals but according to the outcome of the movie what would you file this under I thought do you hear that click that was my hip

Jesus really loud yeah did you hear that? Yeah it came through the mic dude I'm concerned about it like it should have been a lot should I get it checked out no you don't need to my knee clicks every time I bend down

and I haven't had anyone look at it and it's still going great I feel like it might just be here yeah I'm kind of concerned but it doesn't really hurt but my friend said it was fine okay um so if i think this in any genre no can you ask your girlfriend my friend uh yeah hey you talk i've been a medical professional friend

bro so you keep going i'm going to ask zoie if it's a concern okay so uh if i had to put it in any type of genre i'd put it into some sort of weird camp like it reminds me a lot of like i watch a lot of crappy like movies from like the 60s or whatever yeah Like, of like, you know, just with movie stars in it. A little black and white movies. No, they're not black and white in the 60s. Not many of them were really.

But it kind of reminds me of that in terms of like this weird kind of obsession with, I don't know, like, exoticising, which is not a word probably, but like this weird travel story, but every, like, it's just, it's weirdly like, it's so bad that it makes me think it's harking. back to the days where maybe people didn't know how to make movies. You think this whole thing's a throwback. It seems like a throwback.

It's an inside job, throwback. Yeah, because it's so outside the realms of reality. Like, these are four white, rich, bougie woman. I love the word bogey. Yeah, such a good word. Talking about how they couldn't live without a nanny and eating dates and talking about,

I just, it's so, like, out of the, this world that's almost like a science fiction it's a science fiction film you've just given them a pull quote for the movie poster it's out of this world rose matter fair it's a science fiction because this could never I just can't believe that this would happen but maybe that's because I'm from New Zealand maybe because I don't understand America I don't understand the kind of culture of having nannies and and I don't know being white being completely white exclusively American things. Like, I'm half white, so I can half relate to this maybe, but, you know.

Yeah, so you put it under throwback exoticism, maybe? Yeah, it's weird, like, 60s camp kind of exoticism sort of sit. I think we can categorically say it's not a romantic comedy. No matter how badly it wants to be. Yeah. Which is really a shame, because it kind of, it pulls in those same tropes of romantic comedies in terms of, but just the, but that's... And this is the main two tropes of romance and comedy. Exactly.

And, like, there's too many characters in terms to, like, to build enough of a... Because the romantic comedies, they only really can be about one or two people. Yeah. Unless it's like a... Love actually. Yeah. Some shit like that. The old ambitious Richard.

The old ambitious... Walking into the pitch room with a bloody script with eight leads. What? Jesus Christ. And then they all dance to the Supremes or some shit. That's classic Richard Curtis. But this is, it's just a whole other... Yeah.

It's just a whole not... another like I'm sad I'm sad you know what yeah and I'd hate for this to be lumped in with the romantic comedy genre because I have a lot of respect and time for a good romantic comedy and I think people throw the baby out with a bathwater and you know

with that with that sense you know they go oh a chick flick because a chick flick isn't a romantic comedy you know this is a yeah a chick flick excuse the terrible term but it's not you know there's nothing romantic about there's nothing romantic about this movie it's just about

the you know a boring marriage someone like I just can't get over Carrie's boring our story like how does she even think she's interesting how does she go through life thinking that her story is worth telling this what bugs me about the ending this week because the final line is trying to draw the parallel between like you know some people see life as a black and white movie but you know when you're in a marriage when you're in uh when you're in a marriage you can explore the rainbow of colours, whatever the fuck she says. But it's like she's literally done the most traditional version of marriage conceivable.

Totally. Painfully boring. Her husband is legally colourblind. He can only see in black and white. We know that. So it's a very insensitive thing to say more than anything else. Here's a question, Tim. We're talking about this when we're watching the movie.

What are your thoughts on a kiss, a married kiss between married friends? Yeah, you keep talking about that. So what, do you mean like if there's two sense? No, I know. done this you've been married mate but are you talking about if there's two sets like is there some sort of quad if you see a flame from your past but you're married but you have a little smooch like a little smooch like a little smooch like i'm comparing it to say the big chill where one of the characters she's had a crush on tom berringer for like ages and then they like

make out real hard like down by the dock but then the next day she just goes back to a boring husband and it's fine and she doesn't tell him and it just happened and it just disappeared into the ether not never to be talked about again which is fine and just don't do you know what just stop talking about yourself carry yeah i get i get what you say the big chill is probably like um i mean i guess everyone's fucking each other i mean but i'm saying like it's kind of a good example of this because if it's sort of for a reason like that was to kind of cap off a long-winded story arc of something. You know what I mean?

Like it's been built up and then it's done and then you close the book. If it's just some random you're hooking up with it a bar but you're married but you think it's fine. I draw the line there, definitely. And I think... I mean, I think if you're doing that though, you are like genuinely cheating on your spouse

so you wouldn't tell them anyway because you're a dirtbag. If you're just indulging a crush... If you want to have a little peck with a fucking crush from your fast that you know but i mean i think the problem with the and i hate the fact that we are talking about the movie plot on terms that it wants to be you know reference but i think it's different with carrie because her ex-boyfriend is aden so theoretically the book has been closed and what

the kiss is doing is it's opening up the book again so i would have issues with that if my lovely girlfriend zoe who i asked before and she said that your clicking hip is not necessarily something to worry about her words if she went to smooching some ex-boyfriend who she had closed the book on I'd be like that's not cool don't do that so you're If she didn't tell you it wouldn't be a problem

What if you popped a little book thong in there not a bookmark But a little string You can buy them at bookstores And you pop a little bookmark in there And you'll fold a little corner Just a little tiny fold Dog-ed page

Just to see if you want to Because what if Tim What if you're watching What if you just bought a state-of-the-art flat-screen television? Yeah. For your room? Yeah. For your anniversary or whatever.

Yeah. And you're watching Black and White Movies 24-7. You're getting back from the stock market. You're watching a bloody Clark Gable joint. And you ain't giving her any attention. Do you expect her not to give a little smooch to her ex-flame Aiden? Carrie King, get fucked. He spent all day at work desperately trying to figure out through his colour

blindness which way's up and down on the stock market, which is so hard to do. He's struggling with colour blindness. He gets home from like a super long day. I can only assume 10 hours in the bloody, you know, in the salt mines. In the fish tank. He gets back. It's Monday. Suddenly, she's been doing nothing all day.

Let me say that. She's been shopping for a fucking dress with Samantha. She's been cafeing with the girls. She's done nothing to speak of workwise. Do you think, look, she's a writer. You know, you know this very well. you're a comedian like you have to work in strange workout i would never feel her career is going down the toilet i would never feel entitled to drag someone out after that

like of my i feel so guilty when i have a day that i'm not doing very much that i would like clean the flat or cook dinner or something do you reckon that mr big um has to like pretend that he knows what like his who carry's outfits are like that's why he feigns this enthusiasm and be like, wow, I didn't know you were going to wear something like that. It's just he just can't see any colour. He doesn't know what he's looking at. He only sees furry shapes. Hey, yeah, conspiracy.

That's why she wore a tuxedo, which is black and white, and a fucking uglier shit piece of shit newspaper dress. She did it for him. Also black and white. She did it for him because then finally he can see exactly what everyone else sees. He doesn't understand it as a problem. He just thinks that's how everyone sees the world. He's like a dog.

He doesn't know. anything else. It's always been the way. Hey, that reminds me, actually. So in the limited screen time when we've figured out that big is under SEC rule because the feds have come in

and they were going to take him downtown because he's been committing crimes, but they've just taken his computers to analyze for forensics and left him in there as a mole to take down the bigger stock market dogs, as it were. So he's got this massive leather-bound book

on his desk. And we kind of have strong suspicions that that is simply... It's called Big Big, big book of ideas. A big old book of ideas. He's just, he's writing away all day in. Anything that pops into his head, he jots it down, writes a little picture. Conspiracy theory. Yeah.

Is big a spy? Oh. Like, in a get-smart fashion. Tell me more. Where his office has nothing. It has no computers. It has these screens that are just putting up shit that you don't even understand in the stock market. You don't really know what he does.

does he's always tired he could be a spy a spy's always tired I don't remember that being in James Bond or Mission Impossible just yawning all the time they don't put him when he gets tired or that he's on

uppers the whole time in James Bond because it kind of breaks the cool yeah there's nothing cool about seeing James Bond yawn no one wants to see Daniel Craig popping an ekey I for one would love to see Daniel Craig popping an ekey that would be awesome um yeah i don't know i mean i'm trying to grasp at straws to find something interesting

about this film you know maybe some backstory i think i think i do think that that book is big it's his big plan out of there mr big's big book of ideas yeah out of out of where the stock market or the marriage everything out of financial trouble just out of the situation he's in he's drawing down like prototypes for yeah exciting new inventions he's been trying to get on shark tank but ages. He invents a remote with like a bungee cord on it so when he throws it away

you can bring it back. That's his big pitch. That's his big pitch. And Mark Cuban on Shark Tang's like why don't you just not throw the remote away? No, no, no, because it's real satisfying. I mean everyone has their choices in life. You've got all the satisfaction of throwing

the remote away without the inconvenience of it being out of reach. It's fucking brilliant. It's a remote for your remote. he just loves TV big he does he loves TV maybe he's pitching maybe he wants to pitch some shows maybe he's come up with like an

HBO style show like a real gritty drama or something that he wants to pitch we've also had a theory that Chris Knoth or he's changed his name to Chris North as a preacher and a life coach

working the Bible Belt of America so he could be writing down his sermons in there oh yeah it would make it so much more interesting oh my god that'd be brilliant i like big's book of big's big book of ideas i like mr big's big book of sermons that's great or like spells like maybe there's some sort of incantation that can bring out lazarus from that god awful crown that carries wearing

which she looks like queen of the undead at the wedding it's absolutely insane it's absolutely insane that like in no way that does that make sense but you're standing up on that stage. How are you looking like this? Like how... Rose, I'm keen to hear you describe it. Like, just try and describe it to someone who's never seen it before. So Carrie produces a hat that she's had specially sent to the wedding for her to wear it.

Not only this, not only this, but she has her hair. Both actually triple, curled, straightened and crimps. Every setting. Every type. Walks into the hairdresser. Give me a neapolitan. Yeah, we're just a. ironic because usually in neapolitan you just scoop out your favorite flavor because you only want

one thing because that's how things work you only want to get your hair crimped or straightened or curled no one wants to get to hair crimped anymore as well let's be honest pick one you're an adult grow up so not only does she have the fucking wackest hair of all time a tuxedo which is fine but although i have a big problem with her terrible delivery of how's my tie yeah um which was the, it made me, like, it just made me ill. But just that crown, that, it's not a crown. Which, moreover, she specifically says, represents Bradshaw. Like, she's like, the Budenia may say Preston, but this, in this box here, this is an embodiment of me in that form.

Which is, a Bradshaw is something that makes no fucking sense and somehow makes a terrible thing worse. So that's really her legacy. thing or person that decreases the goodness of a situation. It's just, I have an issue with so, all of her clothes in this. Like, I don't know how, I don't know how she goes, like, that newspaper dress, honestly, made me so mad that it existed. And like, fashion is bullshit. Fashion, like, all this high couture fashion bullshit.

Boogey bullshit. It's just taking the piss. Like, they look stupid. Like, it's. like we're talking about like it's like when uh we're talking like it's kind of like a 60s camp movie and then the 60s they had the wackest kind of fashions where you're like that's not a hat that's a weird dress we'll never do this again will we and then you go and watch sex and 32 and you're like oh no we're still doing this what are we doing we're a fucking

t-shirt you know I'm so angry I'm so sorry no I think it's great uh was there anything was there anything you might term as a shining light in this film for you Rose. Was there any moment when you felt empathy or enjoyed yourself in a way that the movie may be intended or not? I still love Steve. Yeah. I find Steve the hottest guy in this film. Yeah, you like his voice. Ah, ah. Oh, you can't. You can't go to you. Yeah. Your mouse me's honey. Your mom's working with him. That's a man. Your Steve sounds like he's melting. He's got a touch of yinter about him when you do it right. I'm Schweitzer, it's so hot.

There's not enough Steve to get you through. I was expecting more Steve, and I was so gutted there wasn't. Shining Light, oh, Jesus. Okay, Shining Light. I mean, I have a lot of time for Kim Ketraal. I do. I think I have a lot of time for her. Yeah.

Tim's gone through phases of having a lot of respect for her in this movie as well. And then it's dissipating. Yeah, I know, but I think she's the one, she's actually the only person out of all these people whose story I care about. Yeah. You know, like, I care about her,

like the thing I'm identified the most with, which is really a terrible indictment of this film in the fact that I'm 23 years old and I empathize most with a woman going through menopause and like just trying to catch a dick.

It's like I don't relate to anything else these women's lives. Yeah, that's actually a good point. That's the biggest hook because that's the most, like that transcends all of the crazy shit about their lives.

that's just someone wanting some D. Those are two things that I'm most, like those are two things I'm definitely going to experience unless I die before I hit menopause, but that's a really dark thought. But it's like I might not get married and I might not have children, which is the kind of the main storylines of Charlotte

and not really Professor Oak, but, and Carrie. But Samantha, I'm going to go through menopause. I'm going to feel that. And I'm going to want to get some D. From an intergalactic time-traveling architect who's just trying to get to his home planet. What we noticed, Tim,

is that how those tire tracks just start in the middle of the sand, meaning it's like a DeLorean-style time-chamination. That is awesome. He burst through a tear in the space time continuum. Yeah, he's like the Highlander. He doesn't exist. That's great.

There can be only one weird, maybe Danish architect. I don't know, but I have a big boner in my linen. What does this sound like? The correct answer is text editor, I think. If someone said text set it to him, he would go, disappear back to his home in a computer. That is the correct accent. Is that his accent? I am sorry, ladies, for the day stoding you?

In the middle of the internet. I mean, I think he's Danish. I definitely think he's Danish. Hey, can I tell you something that might not qualify as being a shining light, but fuck me, I enjoyed it? That Rose picked up the housekeeper eyeballing the camera this time, too, when Frady's getting a science award. She fucks up that scene so bad, because first she just like, she looks so enthused that Rachel was taken out the blue ribbon

for what is static electricity and then and then she looks directly at the camera when Brady's getting his award but she looks quite terrified as well I reckon she actually has an inkling of what's coming with Raddy to Brack King's

eventual domination of New York City my idea that kind of ties in with that which was the idea that when the gals are gas bagging at the cafe and coffee guys doing his thing Brady's in the background and Miranda didn't bring Brady or anything It's just pure coincidence

It hasn't even noticed that her son is at the same cafe He said a different table He's no reference to it eh Yeah he's just there Like apropos of nothing There's no interaction between the two He finds it easier to do his plotting and planning In crowded spaces

He likes that sort of white hubbub noise I kind of respect that kind of parenting choice though over you know Charlottes of you know I mean they both have nannies But I don't think Miranda brought him I reckon, like, if they saw Brady over there, they'd be like, shouldn't you be in school? And then he'd be like, shouldn't you happy to be at work?

And everyone would agree not to tell anyone else. Don't tell Steve. Yeah. Oh, God. What does Steve do? Steve runs spelling bees across New York. He's earning the Pitchineries. He's earning a pretty good crust for himself with Steve's new dictionaries.

He's actually been trying to pitch Steve's new dictionaries to Mr. Big to put in Big's big's big book of ideas. is so that Big will get around to getting on board with him. Yeah, well, Big's got that whole shark tank line because he's a big man in the markets where he was. That's actually, that's how he got Mr. Big's jiscusis off the ground. Yeah, man. The germ of the idea was written down in the book. Mr. Big's jacuzis rose, by the way, if you don't know.

He would, he, he, he pedals jacuzis, which are filled up entirely with jizz. Oh, wow. With room temperature jizz. Overflow semen. Discusis. Yeah, it's pretty gross. It's a snappy name, man. that's a lot of jazz

at least a snappy name if nothing else what was your shining light guy my shining light was actually I heard really clearly just there's certain off-mike lines which you pick up sometimes which are very satisfying and it was

Charlotte Professor, not Charlotte's not Charlotte sorry Professor Oak and Carrie when they're walking trying to get from the souk to the airport after Carrie's found her passport with little to no trouble because

why would any problems present themselves to these people they're perfect and she's like giving directions for how they're going to get to a place to catch a taxi

and it's just really boring but I was like oh yeah that's a conversation that people have boring and proud like a really shitty realistic offer one of my shining

extra shining lights was you introducing the idea of Miranda being Professor Oak to me yeah and just the idea like do you reckon it'll be a DVD extra of pressing B to like speed up the

all of the lines yeah yeah no no no no hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up just put on the poker decks and just move on just give me the town map I've got to get out of here someone someone's got a bike waiting for me in the next town over oh god I've got to go fight your grandson get out of my way um scuba to scuba a bit bah ha Scoop but I'm like a I'm like a book a

What's he doing? Where's he off to? Where's he off to? Rose, this is a segment in the podcast dedicated to our hero. The Bastion of Hope in the film week after week. Coffee guy. yeah so you saw him you saw what he was doing would you like to take the reins and explain what exactly he's going on in this guy's life again

the coffee guy he's got a big day ahead of him he has to infiltrate a cafe in group of ladies a bougie white ladies he's got a package he's got a package but he ain't delivering it

he ain't delivering it to his final destination He's got his bag He's gone into the coffee shop Oh, an cafe Perfavor He couldn't help He went to Italy on holiday Stook the waitress for Italian

He says Oh no, I'll just have an Americana Thank you very much Big old mugger coffee She said Great, that's going to be Three seconds Goes away

Brings him back a coffee He's nervous His hands are shaking, not from the coffee, because he hasn't had it yet. But from the sheer guilt of what he's about to do, this man is about to leave a bomb in the very cafe that the sex and the city girls are lunching. Holy shit. His son, Brady. He's sitting there, takes a sip of the coffee.

He says, this is too much. I've got to go. I've just got to do it. I've just got to do it. Just do it, coffee guy. just do it do it you've been told to do this you've been building up

your whole life to do this just walk away walk away walk away walk away he leaves his bag gaps it leaves the coffee shop

and realizes that he took the wrong bag and his apartment is blown up he's gone back he couldn't even pay the woman will never know the woman will never know

how close they were again how close they were to it was to the Abu Dhabi government trying to kill them before they even got there. Oh, I like that. That is so good. That had... Beautifully told as well.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Well, we're running out of time, but there's one thing left to do. What? Now, Rose, I don't know if you're aware of this, but Tim and I are very high-powered movie executives. Aha. We've got a lot of money. We're just looking for a good movie that we can get on board with.

Okay. So if you could please get into character and come into our office and pitch... Pitch to us, Sex and the City 2. Okay. How are you going to get this thing over the line? Oh, cool. Sex and City 2? Okay, cool.

All right. This movie here. Okay, cool. Hello, gentlemen. Hello. Hello. How did you get in? Sorry, I invited her.

Don't worry, Guy. I know this woman. She's a genius. Sorry, actually, no, let me just pull off my giant hat here. Oh. Actually, no, it's me. Hi. Good to see you.

Sorry, didn't see me under there. Sorry, let me just unbuckle this belt. I no longer think you're a genius You're struggling a lot with that belt Yeah I've got six necklaces on I'm gonna be honest with you right here This is not one necklace It's six necks

We are burning daylight here What was your name? You don't need to know That's one thing you don't need to know Because all you need you to hear about Is this idea I like your boldness Continue

Have you seen Sex In the city No you haven't Because that's not what it was called Have you seen sex and the city uh no

the film the first film no you haven't i have not have you has my associate no okay neither have i so what i'm thinking is cut the bullshit we don't need to know anything about these characters their back stories whatever

we have a lot of money from the abdhabi government whatever they called the uae maybe i don't know i got an email they see they have a lot of money they have a lot of dates they have a lot of opportunities for us to film entirely

you're all right in no I'm just I'm actually really hot right now is it you're open a window which is very labored I mean you're losing a lot of fluid have some water no to be honest

I'd be much more comfortable if you just have it okay yeah oh god I feel I'm not feeling well but hey I'm going to power through I'm going to power through. Some girls. Four girls.

Having fun. One has menopause. I'm sorry. I'm going to stop you there. One's what? Yeah. One is menopause. It doesn't sound fun to me.

And I know fun. I went to Yard. You clearly have not seen Menopause the musical, a musical, which I have seen. And it's, have you seen Menopause and musical. Do you know the writer of that? It sounds like they at least have a grasp on how to create something. Okay. So, plot doesn't matter.

All what matters. We chucks some. girls and some lovely clothes guys pop them in a film guess what we make it two and a half hours long because that's what the ladies want that sounds terrible but I want to approve it

just so that I can call an ambulance I'm just I'm fine I'm just honestly just I feel like I'm burning like my heart my heart is burning not heartburn just like literally exploding I'm calling I'm calling a medical professional

but you will approve it we'll make the movie You'll make the movie if you... Okay, but you can call the ambulance after you make the movie. You'll create a green light at the movie? I'm on board. I am very on board. This is the woman who brought us the bungee cord remote control for Christ's sake. Yeah, well...

Why are we even still talking? Let's make the movie. Thanks, gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you. Please lie down. Please, kindly seek medical attention. Oh, well.

That wasn't as there wasn't much... There wasn't much acting there. I feel physically ill from watching that film. Fuck, man. Yeah, it's long. It's so long. Hey, well, the good news is you get to go about your days now. I'm going to have a nap.

Try and forget this experience. Very good. Good luck, Godspeed, guys, because this is actually so much worse than last year. Yes. I mean, yes, it is. It's horrifically worse. Like, I don't know how. Like, I know I gave some inspiring words last year, but.

Oh, no. Honestly, I'm here to tell you, you guys are in for a fucking shitstorm over six months. Oh, good, good Lord, good gravy. Well, thank you so much for joining us, Rose. I can safely say, you have improved the experience for me this week vastly, incomparably. Thank you so much. Jar bless. Tim?

Yes. How are you going over there? Yeah, I'm good. I forgot to mention again, but obviously Guy and I are on opposite sides of the world. You wouldn't know that listening to it up until right now But it's true That's right You're in Scotland

Actually this entire time Rose and I have been tethered We've been we're literally shoulder to shoulder We're splitting earbuds I just tweeted a photo Also I want to point out that I Got up at 745 in the morning To walk across Edinburgh to come and watch this film

Oh God bless you for doing it And past guest James Acaster Kester kept him waking me up going Hey you have to get up Hey you have to get up in the morning To a Do you have to get up So early in the morning to go

And I was just like half asleep I was shut the fuck up That's funny he punged you good Yeah what a dick I would like to say just on the record Rose Rose bought ingredients And made bagels

For the start of film It was honestly incredible I did Well we've got you Just a reminder LA Podfest If you want to stream it Video stream it

Please use the code word worst It gets you money off You get a discount It's not just for shits and gaggle You get five bucks off the money you get off, we pretty much just intersect and take that. But that doesn't make any sense

because you pay less. So I don't actually know how it works out. They're running a very shonky business model. I think they've been consulting with Big on how to make the numbers all get together. But either way it's happening. So get in there. That is 100% correct. You can follow Rose on the internet

at Rose underscore Metafayo. And M-A-T-A-F-E-O. It means kill the ugly man and Spanish. Well, and also, you can see her and I. We're sharing a stage every day here in Edinburgh, if anyone's listening, and in town. 4.30 at espionage, it is tremendous. Let me awkwardly get into your pictures with Guy Montgomery after the show. And if you're in Auckland, I'll be opening my one-man show, simply titled A Man Apart, in a few hours. So, come to that. Whenever you listen to this, it'll be going in a few hours from then. It's just going.

to be on a constant rotate, rotate micro-naps. Tim has cleared his schedule and is at the mercy of anyone who wants to see the show. You knock on the door three hours later, you've got a one-man show from me. So how about that for a deal? That's right. You've just got to find the theatre. Written in between you knocking the door and him performing it. Well, hey everyone, we've said watch the movie in the last few episodes.

If you haven't watched it, don't do it. Yeah, don't. We only said it in one ear, and then we took it back in the next step. I didn't fully rescind it last week, but you did. I dead on your behalf Yes, right, you overruled me Anyway, um See you later, fuckers

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