The Worst Idea Of All Time - REPLAY: S02E34 - Subtitle

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThis ep is brought to you by Bigpipe so suck on that! Tim and Guy are back to the banal normal vanilla viewings at home and it's not going well. Talk about chimps ripping faces off, musical motifs and far too much time spent discussing whether Sex and The City 2 should have had a subtitle. Coffee Guy has a 4 metre wing span OR DOES HE?! There's a treasure map now and Dusty Springfield makes an appearance.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, friends. As we put the finishing touches on our next exciting adventure for you, we thought it was the perfect time to replay our second season of the podcast where we watch Sex and the City 2 every week for a year, hot off the back of the tragic news that and just like that will not be returning. Please enjoy. It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time Season two Love is your colour

Hello Welcome to a lot further on in the credits That we normally get to That was Kate Hudson and Leonie Lewis It was not Kate Hudson and Leona Lewis It was Jennifer Oh God, sorry It was a close call.

It's always very scary. I feel like there is a point of no return with this. Even if we started it by accident, if we got to like the first line of dialogue, we have to watch the whole film again. Yeah. That is a strange hold. Why have I got my media player on a loop there?

Because that is a high stakes game. It's the only video file you have on your... It's the only one in that computer. It's the only thing that could be. looped. Welcome back to the worst idea of all time. I'm presuming this isn't your first trip at the merry-go-round. This is a podcast in which

my friend Guy Montgomery and I, Tim Bat, I've taken the liberty of not allowing you to fuck up your own intro like the last couple episodes, Guy. We watched the film... And I'm Guy Montgomery. Ah, you got me. Sex and City, too.

We're going to watch it 52 times. It is a real pleasure to be here, Tim. Very excited about that prospect. And we just finished... The 33rd. Yeah, 33rd watch, which makes this episode 34. I'm going to crack at one of these days. It'll be so good.

What a feeling it will be. That was not a good one, Tim. We went fully nuts during the viewing of that. I'm not afraid to say. We really flipped the switch. Yeah, there's a lot of moving around, a lot of noises being made, a lot of jam sessions. Yeah, a lot of jam sessions. I've put in bongo drums.

I've taken the liberty of putting bongo drums in the studio. there was a there were monkey noises provided by one guy montgomery neighbors with young children that you're always very wary of you never let me make my monkey noises at full till

well I let them I let you make them before three o'clock because I know they can't be home from school then but after three yeah it was too late I didn't inject a bit of mystery

in their lives what hey mom dad do the neighbors have monkeys you but you sound terrifying like the kind of monkey that would rip your face off do you remember a couple years ago there was that woman

who had a um It wasn't in a ring. I think it was a chimp, and it probably ripped your face off. And she had constructive surgery, and now she looks pretty cool. And everyone's like, fuck, constructive surgery is awesome, and we are very good at it now. I know. Is this ringing any bells? I missed that whole story.

I think the headline was, we are fucking awesome at plastic surgery now and reconstructive surgery. Yeah, it's nice when the newspapers were just us, humans giving humans a bit of a pet on the back and saying, you know what? It's way better than chimpanzee defaces woman. dot, dot, dot, literally. That's a pretty brutal headline. It is, but that's what they go with, man. They don't go for the silver lining. You've got to sell papers.

Well, I'm just glad that we're at a point in our history with technology and medicine and science and as a society to provide resources to the experts who can conduct it, that if any of us are in the vulnerable position of being attacked by a wild chimpanzee and having our faces ripped off, there are people ready on hand to help.

Do you now imagine? that if you were to be attacked by chimpanzee, an airy calm might come over you in the moments before the attack. No, I feel like that fight or flight instinct is still going to kick in. If I'm going toe to toe with a chimpanzee, I'm going to call him chimbo.

Presumably, I can't imagine a circumstance in which a human doesn't start the fight with the chimpanzee. Like, I'm always going to be like the chimpanzee is in the right here. No, because chimpanzees have either because we've taken them somewhere and we've put them somewhere where they think,

They think, you know, we've moved them somewhere and, like, and that's where you live now. And if you go in there, eventually one's going to be like, I don't like living here. Or the other circumstance is like you're in their environment and you accidentally, you know, startled one of them. And they wig out and go for you. Option three, Guy Montgomery. We all share this beautiful planet. So let's not pretend just because one of us is putting the other one in a cage that we're putting them somewhere they don't belong. Okay.

We're all in planet earth. I am absolutely not on board. Secondly, those dirty monkeys, if you look them in the eye, will freak out. To the point where there are signs all around any good zoo where kids go, let's say, do not stare at the baboons. Exactly. So if the baboons attack you at the zoo, that's because you've made eye contact with them because you're an idiot. If I have to be that sensitive that I've got to avoid eye contact with a baboon just to not get attacked,

then what kind of society are we living in? You know what I mean? I'm all for equal rights, but I feel like we've been. over backwards if we can't make eye contact with a baboon without seeding our right to not have our face ripped off, you know, that's what I'm all about. So, welcome along the worst city of all time. Tim, what did you make of Sex and City 2 this week? Oh, I didn't like it at all.

Oh, I didn't like it at all. We were saying at the start that, because, you know, mixing it up is the best thing. So going to Los Angeles was a big mix-up. that kind of hit the reset button a little bit. We're watching the movie in different circumstances, like a beautiful sofa, hotel lobby in L.A. That's different, you know, people milling around. There was a different watching experience.

But now, we're back on HomeTurf, and this is the second one since we've been back. I feel like all of our community chess cards have been played, and now we're just back to the grind of being stuck in prison and not rolling doubles, you know? We're just playing out a game of monopoly that we can't possibly win. Yeah.

Yep, not a good feeling. What about you? Yeah, I mean, I was pretty startled at how restless and sort of itchy we both were. Very early on. It's not a physical itch. That's more of a, well, you know, it's, I'm not saying we're, I'm not saying we don't have rashes. You know, like an itch. not like a

not eczema or nothing like a you know like we were restless itchy you know like an itch I don't know why I'm nodding on a podcast in space no one can hit you scream

yeah but what I'm saying is we were walking around pacing making noises singing songs you did a lot of stretching sometimes I forget that you're such a limber lad but you really had you had limbs all over the shop

we were doing everything to avoid actually interfacing or you know watching the movie and yeah i mean i i agree everything you said it feels like we've come back from a trip of broad and we're really back to work now just to describe the surrounds and this will probably be where we watch the the movie going forward um so it's like a shed sort of uh four white wall sorry three white walls a light blue concrete floor um very low ceiling i call the measurements seven feet by

11, 10, 12, 12 feet, 7 by 12 room And it's got one wall instead of having a wall Has glass panels and some glass doors And so we're in a bit of a fish tank situation Where everyone can look in on us Yet no one is Oh, it's a private residence, I should say as well It's not like, we're not just, we don't get, we bought an office

To watch the movie in in town So if you want to come see us We're renting a container Shortland Street I feel like we should at least make some sort of effort to discuss the happenings within the film May I ask you to

I've been trying to this whole time Can't wait to rip in Your shining light for this week So it's a two-way tie Which never happens because I mean some weeks I struggle to find one thing I like about the film But this week I found two

I'm going to say two because one of them We were trying to figure out if I've done before but I don't think I have. And even if I have, I don't mind because I've got a backup. Here's the first one. There is a musical refrain that plays in the film when Big and Carrie's storyline is kind of playing out in front of the camera.

And it's quite simplistic, a little piano roll. And it's kind of a, I think it's in a major key. It's very hopeful. I know the music you are describing. Yeah, but, yeah, you've seen a lot of times. I'm kind of using you as a little. the audience surrogate right now do the refrain um no i'd rather not okay i'd rather not and there's also some your body your choice there's some strings in there as well like violins i think

i think violins maybe a cello it's like it's got a bit of bottom end on there and it's just nice that they've like in a musical you have that where you have like characters have sort of their themes and the song always has those refrains in the song when it goes to there but even if it's you know within the song which is a different style of whatever. It's cool. So that's what they play with in Sex and the City too

and at the end they really fucking mess with it when Carrie's freaking out because she's kissed Aiden and they chuck a minor cord in there to like resolve on or not resolve as case may be and it leaves you with a lot of tension

and an awkward feeling. I am glad it cut through this week Tim against all odds and really struck a chord with you. I don't want to burn the second one because that feels new now that I've seen it and I need to hold on to all the life rafts as we continue through this choppy journey.

Yeah, well, you're certainly going better than I am. My showing like is Miranda. Go on. Just Miranda's laugh, you know, in general. When does she laugh in the film? She's always laughing. She's always having it. Just pick one of them, I guess.

Yeah, yeah, obviously. Uh, when they're on the camels, she's on the camels with, uh, Charlotte and, uh, her phone starts ringing and Chang is very exciting because it's Harry calling her, and Carrie throws in the absolute Zingerberger of who's her long distance provider? And this just cuts Miranda up like you wouldn't believe. And she does a distinct Miranda laugh. And I just, I, I really lapped it up this week. Could, uh, is there any chance of you emulating it on my?

No, I, I'd rather not. Okay, fair enough. That's fine. That's fine. Don't feel any pressure to it. It's up to you. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, cool.

So, what a film, eh? Yeah, what a... How many minutes is it again? It's two hours and twenty, what, six? So two hours is... 146 minutes. No. 166.

Yep, and that. No. Yeah. No, 46. No, no, it is 46. It's 46. We definitely should be better at that. It's, you got it right the first time, and then I threw a seat of doubt into your brain.

Don't make us too maths. It makes me feel vulnerable. Yeah, I hear that. What's pie? 3.14, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, you got it. No one needs to know that stuff. No.

There are buttons on machines which have the exact value of that. Yeah. It's just there for you. So don't get that. If you got it in there, you that information. It's like a bird. It's crazy now that, because previously everyone was like, why would I bother learning

anything in school? I just type in a bloody search engine question into Google and it will give me the answer. Now you don't even have to type it. You're just talking to your phone. You're like, Siri, the fuck is this thing. And then Siri will tell you. It's like having a friend with you who knows everything.

Yeah. And eventually it will be. Surrey will be a friend. But without any of the benefits of being a friend. Like, you know. being a human with empathy None of the drawbacks of a friend either What are the drawbacks of having a time You don't have to pester your friends with

For boring facts You just go to Siri But we're getting way off track Just relentlessly We are we cannot actually This is phenomenal This is exactly the same experiences We had just watching the movie

Where we cannot We're literally It's like there's a force field between us Which is blocking either of us accessing sex in the city tour as a talking point. I noticed another extra today at the wedding scene, which I was very excited about. I think it's because I turned the screen brightness up a little bit,

and there's people in the back there who aren't very well lit. So he bloody flicked up. Good looking dude. Love what he was doing with the place, to be honest. It's awesome. And Pink Jacket, I saw a try to start an applause break, which I am very confident was that extra's decision on the shot, when Liza Minnelli is doing the whole broom.

Yeah, it's when it's when one of the guys getting married not the Italian guy Not Anthony Yeah The other one

He's got a last name For it's Stanford Stanford Yeah Yeah after he says Bride groom Broome And the whole crowd starts tearing up

And lies like Oh there's marvelous Which it isn't And we've discussed before And your old mate Pink Jackets Put his hands up by his face So that they're visible

To camera He's always finding his bloody light, isn't he? And he starts lightly applauding, and it does not take. Pink jacket is everywhere, bro. He is. It would be kind of cool if they, like Seinfeld, hides a Superman doll in every episode. A pink jacket's actually been in every season. In the background of every frame.

No, not every frame. It's a very big challenge for it. Look closer, man. No, what if he's actually in... He doesn't look old. probably be five when he started but oh maybe not five I'm exaggerating maybe 15 when he started when the show started

but he's in every episode of Sex and the City Imagine that Well you know what I'll probably never find out Now one thing that struck me about the film this time guy Is the fact that it's called Sex in the City 2 And it doesn't have the subtitle Like Sex in the City 2

The Gals go to Abu Dhabi There's no tagline do you mean Yeah Like Matrix 2 reloaded Although I think it was just called Matrix Related. But you get the gist. Yeah. I don't think that's a real phenomenon.

I think it's pretty common for a sequel to have no tagline. If the franchise is big enough, I'd just be like... No, no, no. Okay, but hold on. Here are the parameters. It's got to be a franchise, right? So it's got to exist. And I don't just mean there being a first movie.

I mean, like, a TV series or a something. But why are you putting all these wacky parameters on it? I feel like those are the ones that should have a subtitle, and Sex and City 2 falls into that. because they had like a billion seasons of its HBO show. So it should be sex in the city to get carried away. Like, I know they used that as the advertising, just name the movie that. Or something better, obviously.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. It should be on there. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, they really missed a trick there. It's not that they missed a trick. It's just, I feel like they're not following conventions.

Give me another franchise that doesn't have that. It's an unconventional movie. Who does that? uh i think star trek is a tv series so all the movies the sequels of the first one had i don't know anything about star trek but just know that just know that as a reference point to prove your that backs up your argument are any scooby-do movies that got made that are like not reboots but a sequel to something that already exist i'll bet they've all got subtitled you tried to drag me down this rabbit a whole while we were watching the movie and you're doing it

again prepared to try it again all right I conceded Ghostbusters too because I think they rushed the animated series maybe out after the first movie but I could have that wrong as well I don't know which I would consider a franchise

that's all but Ghostbusters 2 doesn't have a subtitle god Idol speculation Yeah it is Sk Scooby-a-oh-oh-po-a-p-a-p-a-p-a-p-a-p-a-p-a-p-a-ppp-a. Scuba-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-D-B-D-B-D-B-D-B-D-B-B-D-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-T. Those are the questions we've faced with week after week. trying to dissect every frame of footage on this Java-loving man.

I thought there was extra frames this time. So we had a look in slow motion at one part of second go around. And it turns out Guy was right the whole time. It wasn't coffee guy. It was a guy who's outside the cafe during the establishing shot. It just looks an awful lot like it. That is right. Maybe a sibling keeping an eye on his deranged Java-addicted brother.

Maybe not. It was very difficult to tell. All I know is I have been watching this guy. like a hawk. What have you noticed? Have you noticed anything strange about his behavior or his patterns recently? I have. When he drinks with his left hand, when he drinks his water or picks stuff up with his left hand,

he doesn't bend his elbow at all. It's at a perfect right angle the whole time. Because he is so in love with man. He loves man. He's actually has two. He's had his arms extended. He's had two meter long wooden rulers. Yes.

Not the one with an elbow hinge, which would actually function like an elbow. Just two full length, separate, wooden, meter-long rulers attached, one for his forearm, one for his bicep arm, whatever you call it. And I mean, it is, he honestly stands out like a sore thumb. Like a big four-meter wingspan sore thumb. Wouldn't it be? Yeah, that's math for you.

He loves that. Bull baby, does he love a dish? Four meters. You see two one-meter ruler, so if you stand. Stick it out that way, that's two, and then you've got two arms, so that's four. Four meter one. His right arm is fine. What a caveat.

What a hole you've dropped me in. I really admire that guy. I admire your ability to fuck me up very on the fly. Didn't even consider that was a possibility. And I heard you say left. I heard it. I mean, if you look close to you like it, I watch this guy like a hawk, like a bird of prey. It just wouldn't occur to me that a friend of mine would be such.

a fucking shit head to drop me in it like that. That's the thing that threw me. Really didn't expect that. I would argue. I would rebut you. I didn't know you had it in you. I thought you're a better man. I specifically said left arm to denote that the other arm would be fine.

It was a massive dick move, right? It was absolutely telegraphed. Terrible. You missed a trick there. You're as bad as the title makers for sex in the city too. Well, we can all agree on that. Anyway, so he's got this arm. Oh, yeah, right, the rule is, yep.

Yeah, and that was the main thing I noticed. And I was sort of looking, I was wondering, why would this man have such an extender arm for no apparent reason? And you notice his right arm's got this relentless sort of motor. Like it's tap, tap, tap, tapping away, you know, and he's just, he's feeding himself coffee. It's because he's trying to blend in. And he's doing math all the time in his brain,

and that needs caffeine. Ever heard of the Nash equilibrium? Do you know how Russell Crowe came up with it? By drinking tons of coffee and not going to sleep for 56 hours. And them's be the facts Look at up folks Game Theory, we owe a lot to coffee and Russell Crow Look at up folks, game set and match

Guy There's a big old dusty old Big old, big old leatherbound book I can see Big old dusty old Big old dusty old book on the shelf Big Dusty! The Big Dusty, she's bananas Not because of why you'd think

But actually, because the book has hair like Dusty Springfield. That's right. The book is actually covered in the hair. I feel like Dusty Springfield's not a name, is it? Yeah. I should never have second-guess myself. As you were, listen to your heart. When he's calling for you, listen to your heart.

There's nothing else you can do. I don't know where you're going and I don't know why listen to your heart before you tell him Jesus that was beautiful man bone jangling stuff

I dropped the little thing I was playing with it was so I think that was dusty Springfield's most famous song so anyway the book's covered in dusty surely son of the preacher man it's even most famous absolutely not it was the techno hit listen to your heart

surely not surely that can't be right and those are the facts so as you were saying oh well it's pretty much the book's covered in here god knows why oh yeah but look so what I'm saying is we busted open we bust open dusty

and what's inside it but Mr. Big's big book of ideas. Indeed. Indeed. And within the book, we find a book. Choose your own adventure book. Yes, it is. So return to page one, as all good boys and girls should.

And the first page reads thusly. Dear reader, welcome and congratulations, for you have stumbled upon an incredible journey waiting to unfold before your eyes. Whilst this may look like a typical young adults novel, what this in fact is, is a treasure map. In this Choose Your Own Adventure book, you will be literally determining whether you are brave enough and smart enough to find treasure.

We have hidden 300 possible endings in the book. We have run the numbers. It is so statistically unlikely that someone would thumb through the whole book or accidentally randomly pick the correct path which leads them to the real treasure map that we feel very confident in publishing millions of copies of this softback because we're smart with money

to find the smartest people to distribute wealth to. That's what this is all about, finding adventurous, intelligent children to bequeath gold and jewels too. And all the young boys and girls went running to their parents and said, Mama, Papa, look at this book I have found. Surely you must let me go on this quest to find the treasure. I must prove to be the smartest child in all of the land. Why, no, Charlie, you're going to be a banker like your father, see?

Oh, but Papa, no. You must listen to me. The book, it promises all the wealth in the world. I'll be as good as 10,000 bankers to you. Good as 10,000 bankers. What a preposterous thing to say. We bankers rule the world, Charlie. Oh, father, no, you don't understand.

I must go. Not if I get you first Charlie I'm taking off my belt Oh you've left Yeah and so A lot of children ran away From home Specifically a lot of Charlie

Ran away He's just one kid But there's a lot of him He's fat That's what I'm saying He's a big kid Why are you bringing that up Because

We didn't need to put That didn't need to be in the story Because he's he's an adventurer He's not letting things like The fact that he's eight Or a bit chubby you get in the way of going for a massive adventurous run. And you do have to respect that about him.

God, yeah. An eight-year-old boy. It wasn't their barriers getting his way, is what I'm saying. Anyway, as promised, of course, the book, it's very difficult to solve and it's very difficult to find the treasure. And this is a big, of course, trying to recruit the best to the best. But what winds up happening is young Charlie, who's obviously the hero of this story, it stumbles into an alternative ending

like a booby prize sort of ending and what he finds is a street vendor where Mr. Big is hawking rat mignon He's been a huge upsurge in the number of rats walking the streets of New York and he's seen a business opportunity

so he brings himself out of pest control and then he fillets the rats and he minces them and makes them mignon and he puts a rat egg on top What is mignon? I think it's just raw beef. or raw meat.

You can have... You can't do with chicken. Oh, it's got to be beef. Or, yeah. Pork, flaminion. That sounds like it exists. I don't know. Anyway, the rat industry, the rat mignon industry is booming.

And young Charlie gets, he gets taken under Big's wing as sort of a, and, uh, initially just as an intern, but eventually in an advisory role. Middle management kind of blue collar. To this day, that's how Mr. Big. that's more of an origin story really how he hired his associate Charlie and of course they all lived happily ever after until

Brady the Rat King found out that someone was making mignon out of his mignon and then he exacted his cruel revenge but that is a story for another day oh wow that's right more about this movie though Brady and the boys

what I'm interested in is the film guy the film what it makes you feel what did it make you feel What did it make you think? What did it make you do? It made me... What did it make you sing? It made me...

Let's just say... The movie... The film moved me. To a bigger house! I don't think it makes sense in the context, though. Oh, no, I said the quiet part... The quiet part, quiet, and the quiet part loud. I've blown it.

It didn't do anything to... me. It just may be insane. I literally couldn't look at it. I couldn't like, I was upset at everyone. No one was making good decisions. I mean that both as actors and also the characters in their life choices. I was deeply frustrated. And also the people in this room

as well. We're like, we didn't help in. That's right. No one was doing anything good. We almost ate a whole party bag of Doritos. Just out of boredom. Neither of us were hungry. It was just something to do. They don't even do anything, do you? I actually mentioned in the middle of this film and I'm being like kind of 80

i don't think i should put too many like sharp objects around me while i'm watching the film because i was like you were doing something and i was looking forward to getting hurt to getting injured by you because that would be some sort of stimulus that's pretty full on bro it's pretty it's not good it's not healthy i like i think you'll be fine they'll be fun to play with you'll feel the danger what knives like sharp things around me oh you mean those emotions what are you getting at the sharp things around you

I don't think you should like I'm not you know advocating knives yeah as always we should bring back that co-host though we should not

so bang up he was great I've got a lot of respect for that knife for what reason so steadfast doesn't change his opinions in his mind

it's a knife that's what I'm saying I'm happy to put a pin in it I want a little bit more juice out of you actually you want to squeeze me like a citrus fruit yes I do yes I do if you had to

how many more times do you think you could see the movie if we just did it once a week open ended uh yeah yeah yeah no like there's no way it would be more than 52 beyond this yeah So, like, from now, no, no, no, no, no.

Whatever's left? In total. Yeah. 19. Do you reckon? You can do more? Why? There's no, that, I cannot stress this enough.

This is not a leading question or a loaded question. Yeah, I know, I know. This is purely hypothetical. I'm just trying to chuck something else at you to engage you. No, this is not, this might work because there's no, I have no design. like there's no value in watching it more like and also since we've started it's been in my head that's happening 52 times and so that's how much punishment i've mentally you've prepared for yeah you can release like a little bit more of yourself each time but it's all proportionate how much

it's but yeah no i mean what what would you answer that question um so good question great question genius question i would say i reckon i could i could um Um, so I guess it depends on the reward at the end of it, right? Really. You know, every man has their price. Hmm. I feel like for the right price I could do another year. If it was like for a two million dollars.

Sounds like you're hoaring yourself out. Like two million dollars. An oil barren listener. Why, I like that Tim bad boy. I give him two million dollars to watch it. Just pain. It's pure pain. That's what that guy loves.

It loves paying to see people in pain. There might be full-hearted, though, because we thought that this was just like a funny movie to pit sex in the city too. But we were very wrong. And I'm not a good forecaster. So I actually take back my answer. Even for a million dollars, I don't know if I could do another year. A million dollars, come on.

That's a game changer. A whole million dollars. If you've got to pay tax on it, though, what are you getting? So what? What are you doing? I don't know, man It's a good question Well, I'm doing it for significantly less than that now

Two million, there's no question, a million Put that question in the recycling bin Think about it It's a million dollars like divided by 52 Like how many dollars do you get a week If you get a million in a year? Maybe like just about 400 and something thousand No, 40,000 a week

40,000 40,000 So what? Can you hear those kits? Two and a half hours of your life See, they're home now. That's why I don't want you dancing around like a bird man, skewering the neighbors.

Like a monkey. I was not like a bird man. You just look like a bird man normally, though. No. You're thrashing around like that. I just see a big parakeet. I look like a wiry athlete. Like a young David Hasselhoff.

I look like I've got the spelt arms for removing keys from fine places. And you've got the sturdy legs of a wrestler, a professional racler. So I wrestle up to the troops when I need to get all the military troops jacked up before they go over into enemy lines. What I do is I wrestle them with my legs and then they go, ugh!

And they all hopped up with the energy and adrenaline. Then they go over the top. Usually it's just a drill. And when they go over the top, it's just a whole lot of pubbies because we like to brighten their down. Danish architect Dick Spurt reminds me of the worst kind of military man

who trains as an officer. he does officer training so you got that whole other path if you're in the army you go up like one stream and then if you do officer training you go another and they become if you follow it through

they're the ones who become generals and stuff if you go up the like grunt route even if you are the top ranking soldier possible that you've been the army for 20 years and you're fully decorated and you're like the top of that a junior officer like a guy who's just graduated

is still your senior yeah shitty eh yeah that is shitty dick spurt is the kind of guy who would do officer training and be terrible at it and lorded over guys who are like twice his age fully decorated war heroes

just are gonna shit dickbots up to you're really ragging on the dick bot this week yeah I fully believe it though I think he's a real piece of work I mean a great piece of engineering there's no questioning that but also in the more traditional derogatory sense he's a real piece of work

I think our reaction to the movie this week is a real testament to the power of it and the respect and manage should be given I think you can look at the movie like the ocean right there's a lot of moving parts it's dangerous out there don't go swimming out there without a spotter

yeah I don't know and like just swim between the flags yeah because it's vast and it can be rewarding but equally if you hang out in it too long it's a matter of time that I'll tell you There's a deep rip

Not if, when If you spend too much time out there The ocean giveeth and the ocean Takeeth away You got to respect the ocean All right well look That's us So thanks a bunch

And I guess This is Timbat signing off Another rep this week. This is Delta Captain Montgomery, bidding you $5 for running back two in real trouble my finesse for the league. It's the worst idea of all time.

It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. Thank you.