The Worst Idea Of All Time - REPLAY: S02E37 - Drowning

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy's in Melbourne, Tim's in New Zealand. The latter of the boys has strayed and briefly bailed to the glorious internet during this watch as he just couldn't take it anymore. Off the back of this diversion, we've got some IMDB facts about the film this week. A frank discussion on the nature of death by drowning, another chapter in the Brady v Dickdot battle and a flick through Big's Big Book of Ideas ensues.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, friends. As we put the finishing touches on our next exciting adventure for you, we thought it was the perfect time to replay our second season of the podcast where we watch Sex and the City 2 every week for a year, hot off the back of the tragic news that and just like that will not be returning. Please enjoy. It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time Season to Hello, welcome to the worst idea of all time

Episode number 37 Our three dozenth watch of sex in the city too My name is Tim Baat My name is Guy Montgomery And we have now officially Spent more time in the company of Carrie and the Gals than we did with Lenny Fader and the boys.

I'm coming to you from Auckland, New Zealand. I am coming to you live from Melbourne, Australia. I like that you just say live now. We're so used to hearing newscasters and sports reporters saying I'm coming to you live from places that we say it when it is completely untrue now. I still think it is live because, I mean, how else am I doing it? You're alive.

Yeah. So you've got the majority. Yeah. Every episode of the podcast we've recorded has been live. Guy, you're over in Ozzy doing comedy at the moment. In fact, if I rush to get this out, would you want to plug anything right up the top? You mean if you get it out today. Yeah, yeah.

Let's say that happens. I'm doing a gig called Dirty Secrets at Kaz Raintop's Dirty Secrets in Collingwood this evening. It's a bar and I'm doing a show at the European Beer Cafe tomorrow night on Exhibition Street. It'll be... Casaray Topps is awesome too Yeah, you're a big fan Big fan Also, I did a live podcast last night

For a guy called Justin Hamilton Who's a legend Called Can You Take This Photo Please And that episode's just gone live And I do some stand-up in that And we have a chat And I talk about the podcast It's quite good fun

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I definitely went on my phone. Right. That's fun. And I tried to not as much as possible. And I got through like at least the first hour and a half, like pretty much without going on my phone at all. And then I just needed a couple quick hits as Instagram. and check out what was going on Twitter. I completely understand.

Like, I went on my phone as well. I think we're good at policing each other, but if there's no one in the room, it's like, it's two to half hours. It's just... It's too much. Yeah, I sent you a message DM on Twitter when there was 45 minutes. I sent you one on Facebook, so we were obviously using the right. It didn't get through. But do you know what I started doing?

could see myself losing interest and about to go on my phone again i just increased the volume a bit more so by the end of the film like this thing was just fucking thumping in my head like rock in the room i picked up some really nice off-mike work um like really strong in fact and i'm probably we might kick it off with the shining light right now and because this this was it um so firstably uh when miranda and carrier at the the sook and like it's the first shot and they're buying they're just leaving the spice market where they're buying spices um yeah Miranda just throws in a chakran which which is I'm I hope that's right with the thank you that she's talking about on the plane she throws it in to thank the spice merchant when they're leaving yeah that's what she says in the um karaoke bar as well

when she orders the drink shukhan very much I hadn't heard like I hadn't heard that one and I was so impressed and I was like oh there's I mean I still don't think they should be buying these spices I don't know why Miranda's buying so many fucking spices. And then also, when they're being led into the room by the ladies after the condom incident and there's some really good nervous of Mike's stuff from Charlotte, which is going, uh-oh, okay. And then Miranda follows it up with her, all right, here we go. And I mean, this is stuff that, you know, a lot of people wouldn't get.

And my gift to you this week, kind listener and Tim, is twofold. First of all, it is these off-mic tips. and secondly tis a kiss for a kiss is always a gift that these characters have been with these women

these actors for so long that's how you get the depth of oh oh here we go let's go that's how you really nail that in a character by just being completely

of and in the character for 20 years or whatever how long did it be I think it came out in the 90s I mean yeah 20 sounds oh 95 sounds

a bit early. Ten years. Ten years. Ten years. Ten years. Not 20. Oh. That's a...

Do you know what? In all of the notes that I took, I didn't take down a shining light, so I'll have to think of that a little bit later on. But something that made me really sad, like a low light, if you will, is... Because you know how Charlotte is talking to Rancel about the babysitter? Yeah. And he's like, well, if we brought the babysitter, that's what the babysitter's for. You're not going to go and tend to the child if the babysitter's yet. I mean the nanny.

And then we meet the nanny and she said I heard it was a glorious wedding which is so fucking sad because it means this nanny was just like cooped up with these kids in this bedroom while this incredibly lavish ceremony was going on and I got a real like Cinderella vibe from it which would make Charlotte one of the ugly

stepsisters I guess by extension. It just really bummed me out. I understand that but you've got to look at it as a professional contract term they brought the nanny, she's on the clock she's being paid for her job as a nanny. She's not like... I mean, obviously it would be nice if the nanny got to go and swan around the wedding,

but that's not the nature of this relationship. It just feels like... In New Zealand, we wouldn't do that. Well, of course, the movie is not set... Altiero God zone. We wouldn't get away. It doesn't matter how rich you are. You wouldn't get away with that kind of behaviour. You bring your nanny down.

You get her some cake when the cake gets cut. At a minimum. No, that's absolutely true. But this movie is not set in reality. That's true Or New Zealand Speaking of that Actually the nanny and the wedding

And the when they So there's that shot That famous shot Which features the Runkle Crunkle When it sort of pans up It's showing what's happening In the bedrooms And Samantha is just fucking

Dominating this dude And then it goes to The room with Runkle and Shala And the two kids And first of all I haven't really noticed before They have taken So many toys away

For this wedding It is like yeah i honestly that was there's almost like a separate car's worth of gear no one's playing with any of the toys the kids are still fucking miserable and yeah charlotte's

cradling rosa rose and she's like saying please just she's like isn't even hugging her into her body and she's saying please sleep please sleep please it's like some of the worst parenting like i understand

you know she might be a wits end with not knowing how to get this child asleep but like that's just that's not how you do it's so much basic stuff like bring her into your body ask you what's going on yeah and adjust your tone she wonders why these kids are freaking out

this is what I kept thinking about during the same where her and Miranda are having cocktails and spinning stories about how much they hate their kids which is fine but they the kids that Charlotte has is they're both picking up on her neuroses and so they're just they're spinning themselves

out A more chill parent, they'll be fine. They're so nervous, though, because she's so stressed out. When they're in intermediate English class and they start getting taught, like, features of the English language, like metaphors and similes and idioms and anything, they are going to be at sea. Like, they will take everything in their life at face value.

Every sentence that's spoken to them is the God's honest truth. She's setting these kids back years. They could be poets or authors. come up with something this watch guy something occurred to me so we've got a Middle Eastern

multi-millionaire hotelia that's decided he's entering the film business for no reason in particular this guy's got close connections to a shake at this huge

like that party that launch party for the movie that the red carpet event too much right too much money was being spent on that thing suddenly we've got

a representative from the Bank of Madrid attending? Like, what the fuck is going on with this movie? I reckon there is some black market shenanigans happening. I think it's... They're laundering money. Heart of the dessert. It's a restaurant launch. So, one of the places that I tripped off to during the watch of the movie on my phone was IMDB for Sex and the City, too.

Amazed I have not done that. the first 37 weeks of this, but did you know that they referred to this project as heart of the desert as its like secret code name when they were talking about it so no one got wind that it was sex in the city too. Oh wow, I did not know that. I think I might have read that and forgotten about it. Did you also read the beast of trivia that Kim Cottrell would show up at sea on a wedding dress? Yeah, to try and trick everyone into thinking she was the one getting married. I like that. Like obviously it was a wasted energy because the whole movie is a steaming hot pile of garbage.

My favorite bit of IMDB, like, gotcha moment is someone's written in like the, what are they called? Like a blooper thing. Yeah. Are we on the page? What? Yeah, man. Yeah, we're on the page.

I want everyone to vote us up a little bit more, though. I want to be higher on the page. I'm so proud of us. And whoever put that entrance in for us. It says at the beginning of the movie, Carrie says she arrived at 3.30, Tuesday, June, 11th. 11th, 1986. June 11th, 1986 is actually a Wednesday. Suffering your bloody jocks.

Yeah, absolutely suffering your jocks. But without question, I've got to share this with you. The best bit of my adventures into IMD for Sex and the City, too, was, so I was like reading all the trivia, seeing all the other stuff, and then it says, nominated and won for eight awards. Would you like me to read what awards they won? Yeah, sure. they won

whatever the EDA special mention award is for Hall of Shame for both Michael Patrick King and Sarah Jessica Parker nominated Sexist Pig Award for Michael Patrick King the

gay and lesbian entertainment critics association they got nominated for campy film of the year and at the Razies they won worst actress in a four-way type between Syracan, Kristen and Cynthia.

The worst of times! They won worst screen couple and it's got, instead of any names, it just says the entire cast. Worst prequel, remake, rip-off or sequel. They won that one as well. And they also got nominated for, Liza Minnelly got nominated for worst supporting actress,

worst director, MPK, MKPP. And worse picture and worse screenplay. Liza Manali doesn't deserve to be dragged out in that lot. She doesn't bang up, I hate that scene so much now, but she does it. You loved it the first one, man.

I mean, that's how many times you meant to see it. What I love though is the guy, I've forgotten his name already, but the guy who played Steve, he got wind that he might be in contention for worst on-screen couple, and he said, I've never won an award in my life, I would really like to go up and accept this and make a speech,

but he didn't win it. Steve, ah, God, he's such a goddamn damn legend. He's such a fucking legend. Other things I noticed, Tim, I've got scores of notes here as well. Take me through.

Just the ham-fisted condescension to the audience right out of the gates, it's like there's no trust from MKP that we can figure things out. Like the visual cues syncing up with Carrie's narrative.

So when she says time is a funny thing, a second can, you know, flash by or whatever and a there's just a slow panning up zoom onto like a whole feature wall of clocks

at Bergdorf. Oh yeah like a dozen different clocks yeah in the jewelry store yeah and I was just yeah

I noticed it it's a visual metaphor that is meaningless and entirely unnecessary because it's like visually articulating

the exact words that she's saying it doesn't add any new information but then they do exactly the same thing at the wedding when it's like

a little one or later while there's a shot of the running order of the wedding just fucking like come on it's really bad storytelling is what it is it's not MKP's best work Has he done anything outside of sex in the city?

You find out, you Google that Meanwhile I want to throw some more shit at you bro By all means You're a real piece of shit Yes And I wish that you would wear a shirt When we did these podcasts

I'm in a sleeping bag on a couch. We really have made it. So in the intro, in the intro, everyone's entrance to this movie. He created two broke girls. That is one of the, like, most slammed TV series in a while, just for it's like, it's so brash. I haven't actually seen it. But it did well. It's still going.

yeah two two broke girls and then i don't know a bunch of shit i don't know about i did some stuff for will and grace larry david kirby enthusiasm oh he was in it he was in he played a bit part as an hbo publicist in kirby enthusiasm what season i don't know it was like it's a very small part oh i'll look it up later um so like uh carrie was working in blooming dales No, Rachel Greenwood in Bloomingdale's From Friends Yeah, at the start She says I was working in Bloomingdale's

And Miranda was crying in the dressing room Right? Oh yeah So we know that Carrie originally was working in a Bloomingdale's Miranda said when she's in the plane This is bigger than my first apartment So we know that she came from some humble beginnings as well

And also at the start of the movie She says Samantha was a bartender at Zb-Geebies So like all of them were working class ladies who have entirely forgotten the struggle and just treat all of the servers like shit wherever they go

and it really fucks me off because it's like as someone who's worked at call centre's Parra Hemplay I will always treat people on the phone pretty well because I know that it is an absolutely wretched existence

and so you would think that these ladies would remember like back in the day working in a clothing store was hard working in a bar was hard Carrie's got a good relationship with the lady at the store

who's like I've been chatting on fashion with furniture there's like a bit of a back and forth and a friendly tone I get your point like they're not good people but I don't think they disregard everyone they're like and you know

I mean Samantha's just a bloody rambunctious hero so she's gonna I think her behaviour towards weight stuff will fluctuate wildly between being a legend and a bit of a poopy butthole head. Yeah, poopie butthole is a word that comes to my mind as well. Mr. Pooby butthole.

I mean a weird zone this watch. I feel like there's a part of my body that's accepted that I'm watching this forever. I know to what you are referring. It was kind of weird. I thought, it was, yeah. it's kind of like having something just gently dragging you like some sort of extra piece of gravity

some sort of extra force just pulling you pulling you down I think it's like how I've heard drowning being described that you kind of thrash around for a long time and then the moment just before you die you sort of accept it and it's actually sort of like a peaceful way to go yeah people's I mean this is research which is insane to me because you know so many people are walking around

with the half-fact they're like oh no drowning's a great way to go so here you are talking to me on land

like fucking go do some research and then we'll have a conversation I mean that has come from people who believe

that they came basically as as close as you can come to death or died medically for a bit and then we brought back

but I don't know man I don't know about all that like if you say that you medically died well you didn't

if you're still here you didn't you didn't die No, you can do... You know what I mean? People say, like, I died for three minutes. It's like, well... They did die.

You didn't... But that's only because we're defining dead as, like, your heart stops beating. But I think if you come back from it, you never really died. Because dying is when you're dead. So what, you didn't die, you just, like, unlocked a new level of sleep.

There you go. Yeah. So, like, these people aren't survivors who have survived death. These are people... Like, it's a very... It's an upper echelon of society. Hey, listen, I don't want to take away from anyone

who's heart stopped for any amount of time it's a hell of a ride i imagine and exceptionally dangerous i wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy but i'm just saying like all these people we say he died briefly it's like well fucking he's still here so did he did he die i understand i don't think he did he's not dead tim who is your worst enemy who is my worst enemy um i don't know i'm not sure that i have one do you not think that's a shame that we don't have enemies I don't know that you don't have an enemy I don't have an enemy

hmm no I don't think I've got one should we seek out an enemy a shared enemy we could just make each other our enemies we've got a yeah I don't know about that

it would be a shortcut yeah well look I like like you. Like, it's a weird one. It's a weird relationship, but I'm pretty into you. Thanks, man. It's all the we've got video Skype up so I can see you with that your shirt on. Yeah. So you're delivering that. For all I know, butt naked. Nah, I'm in a lounge, bro. You can't, like, I thought about it, but you can't sleep butt naked in someone else's lounge. I'm in my underpants.

That's probably a more comfortable way to sleep in a sleeping bag, though. sleeping bags get so hot so that syntheticness to Yeah, you don't want your butt stick into the Yeah Yeah peeling your butt off a sleeping bag

Um Hey pro I feel like we're in a weird spot You and I right now Real weird man It's almost like a resigned There's a resigned sense To our conversation

Like I feel quite placid But Yeah that's the thing Like I'm not I'm scared by the fact That I've lost the anger now It's just like, it's, it's broken. Maybe we're broken now.

Maybe it's done it. Maybe this is the episode where, um, you see us just defeated by the movie. I will tell you. Now the movie owns us. I'm looking. And stop being, it's stopped being we're watching the movie and now the movie is watching us. The tables of turn.

That guy on the phone at the start of the movie in Bergdorf Goodman, who's reporting in that we're watching it again, he's, he's been watching us the whole time. And he started telling everyone else in the, in the world of the film is like you're not going to believe this everyone pay very close attention when we're acting this week if you look through the movie you'll see these

two guys who are watching it for the 36th time it's unbelievable that guy that guy's the star then that guy's the star of the whole concept this weird interdimensional existence that he's created

it's weird to think about I wonder what SJP is doing right now. She's got a family and a husband. Has she got kids? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that they've got her and Matt Broderick have got some spawn. No need to boil it down to such horrific sounding terms.

Sporn? That's fine. Yeah. I call myself Sporn. Do you? Yeah. It's because you don't respect yourself, guys. It's the same reason you're sleeping on a couch

in a sleeping bag in someone's lounge. I do respect myself. these people don't know I'm here actually know big shout out to the tenants of the house they're really hooking me up hey so I just typed in Sarah in Wikipedia

I like that you didn't name them normally with a shout out you tend to name the people so that they can get the requisite shout out I'm breaking all the rules good man so what now go I looked up Sarah in Wikipedia to look up Sarah Jessica Parker to see if she had kids

she doesn't even register Sarah, Sarah Churchill Sarah Palin Sarah Trimmer Margaret Fuller Sarah Jane Brown Like Sarah Michelle You just typed Sarah into Wikipedia Oh it's Sir Michelle Geller Now we're talking

She's like But I wouldn't imagine She'd be a more popular search than She's got three kids Three Yeah A more popular search than Sierra Michelle Geller

I think you're underestimating the love For Buffy the Vampire Slater Yeah I think you're right Such a good show How did Samantha Jones publicity Weather the Storm of the 2008 financial crisis That's what I want to know how's she still there

feels like she deals with a very like upmarket end of the bizzo of the industry and those are all the people who the first thing you cut when you start running out of budgets is you start cutting

advertising and marketing and promotion it's the first thing you cut how does she still exist she used to be good at her job she's writing on reputation and I wouldn't be too surprised. I mean, after this Middle East blow up, if the company is in liquidation, went

into liquidation. She had to release that, she had to release that cute secretary, which is a shame, because I enjoy catching up with her every week. She deserves a spin-off. She was? Spinoff series. She should get a spin-off series. She deserves a spin-off series. Oh, and before, I lost the train of thought, but I was thinking, a Rachel Green appearance in sex in the city as Rachel Green that would be a joy to behold I was reading about

back on the IMDB page some people who wanted to be in the movie Victoria Beckham was Joneson for a little appearance in this film Victoria Beckham dodged a bullet posh spice

such a funny name what posh spice I think someone's got a joke about it about how the spice girls told me I can, no, like the spy skills, it's a New Zealand comic, the spy skills taught me, I can do any, I can do any career, I can be sporty, I can be scary, I can be, oh fuck, who says it? A baby?

I can be posh, yeah, I can be a baby. Anyway. Good gag, good bet. Congratulations to another person who we should shout out, but will not say their name. God damn it, I feel Ip-y-p-d-p-bo-b-bo-bo-bo-bo. scuba bo bo bo bo bo scuba do bo scuba bo bo bo bo bo dee bo dee bo bo dee do boo do boo do boo do boo do boo do boo do boo do boo do boo do do do where's he going your spirit is broken bro yeah i even i didn't even want to do the skating today i just i was like maybe if i try I'll get into it.

It's one of the most fun things we get to do every week. Shit, you're blue, bro. I'm looking in your eyes and your cold dead eyes. Oh, I just want to hug you. Thanks, man. I appreciate the thought.

Appreciate the thought. The warmth and support. No, I need you to dig deep into that half brain of yours, Tim, and tell me, for Christ's sake, what in God's name is this guy up to? and where on earth could he be going Well something that I noticed

Actually I'll tell you what I'm going to couch my shining light in this as well Because I didn't even notice this before But the only time when the gals are in the calf Where we see our Java warrior And Brady pops his head up to look at something Is when he watches coffee guy leave Dude I noticed that exact same thing this week

It's the only time when he looks So let's not make any bones about it. Brady and coffee guy working together. Some shit's going on there. So I feel like, I still feel like Brady the Rat King is calling the shots because when you're as powerful as he is and you've got the entire population of New York City's vermin at your fingertips, you don't play second fiddle to a dude who's really good at drinking coffee. Like that's not something that happens. Irrespective of what his background is. You think that the power to harness the power of all vermin in New York City

outweighs the ability to knock back. I think what we established last week, he told us what, 99... How does he do it? He has 99 cups of coffee for $99, and then goes out on the street until he can get enough money to do it again. I literally, I literally have no memory at all.

I thought it was his dad was an inventor with the rocket shoes, but was that the one before? Oh, fuck, no. The guys had a life. hell of a life we really we really should stitch

together all the coffee guy stories and like make a kid's book about the adventures of coffee guy I yeah

we should stitch together all of the coffee guy stories I don't know if that all I don't know how that all

sink up but it's worth of crack anyway so he's not well he was do you think him and Brady

was surreptitiously having a meeting in the in the cold light of day yeah because you want to know why Brady has

telepathy and it's so strong that when you put a human under enough duress and give them enough adrenaline and caffeine they can add a very low level communicate telepathically with him

that's how powerful Brady's mind is yeah so they were having a right old chitchat and that's why Brady sort of just popped his head up to look that was him saying goodbye what was being

comrade as he walked out being communicated So if you think of Brady, when you're a king or a president, you are the head of the military, right? So he is the commander-in-chief of the rats. And what coffee guy is is more like a lieutenant. So he's kind of got a little division that he's looking after. Yeah. And coffee guy is actually in charge of the special operations rat team.

So like a CL-Team 6 rat division. so they're these specially trained rats that they know different cultures they know different languages they're like part spy part action heroes you mean different languages human languages or different rat languages both

wow yeah so they can under I mean they can't talk in human parlors but they can understand it and then relay it back in rat to Brady and they can definitely understand Danish and Japanese

Yeah And whatever Dick Bot speaks When he's not Trying to trick everyone Like his native Robot tongue Wingdings

Yeah Yes Dick Bot speaks in wingdings And Steel Team 6 Rate Division Can understand that I'm just I actually

We need to dig a bit more into The coming few because Dick Bot versus Brady is just like whenever I think about the podcast that's my shining light of this whole experience

is just cracking back into that and really trying to get to the bottom of how this fight's going to go down because it's going to be huge that's a big part of what's keeping you going do you think that if so Brady's got this coffee guy is in charge

of the Steel Team 6 rat division do you think that Dick Bot has some sort of count counter to that, like a co-intel pro sort of program running where he's like spreading misinformation little honey pots of false nuggets to throw Brady off his course.

I think because of the detail in which you ask the question, I'm going to say absolutely yes. Like you pretty much did all the heavy lifting for me there. So I guess my question is how is Dickbot throwing Brady off the trail? What little false breadcrumbs is he leaving for him to try and

put the battle on on his terms first of all he's a one-man fuck machine who is using the guy given power of his

robot dick to get closer and closer until he can infiltrate Brady's home his family home

so is that the narrative that he's spinning or is that the reality that's what's actually up the narrative

he's spinning I mean he's got this whole Samantha thing he's got this he's got a lot he's got a lot of

balls in the air with regards to decoys. He's got the Samantha Fling. I mean, he's being a very supportive partner while, by all appearances, while her PR firm goes into liquidation. He's got his architecture business. I mean, he's got a whole bunch of patsy's working at an office in Abu Dhabi. I mean, it's the most 2D operation in the world. None of the designs are going anywhere.

But they're all on the payroll. I mean, it's all, by all appearances, it looks legit. But he's... So he's running an entire shell company that's this architecture firm. Yeah, and he's pretty much... Although, you want to know what? You know how Dick Bot's ultimate plan is to take out the power supply. Do you know how you fucking can really dig into that? Getting involved in infrastructure.

You don't know how you get involved with infrastructure. Have a shell company that's operating as an architecture firm. That's right. They let you bloody build new buildings and put... He's in charge of everything there, but his name isn't on any of it. And they're trying to get a big contract with... the US government to redesign the Pentagon. They're looking at making a dodecahedron.

God knows why. So, yeah, and pretty much, I mean, Steve, he has a history of philandering, of sleeping around. Dick Bot is a firm believer that gender isn't binary and sexuality is a spectrum. And he's pretty much, he's angling towards getting in there. with Steve Samantha's a stepping stone God damn it that is good

so by doing that you are taking out the one weakness that King Brady has which is his father who he's got a lot of love for the former mayor of New York City who made an empire

in writing his own dictionaries that is fucking beautiful that is like some Star Wars Luke I am your father level shit bro I love that I love you loving it it makes me feel good

it's real good it's probably time to crack open a big leather bound smoky book that I like to call Mr Big's big book of ideas I

concur pages of scribbles pages of ideas pages of diagrams and also one page where he took a shit on the book and then closed it

in some sort of ink-blooding Rorschak test to himself gone horribly. He's a weird dude. There's feces in the book that is so unnecessary, bro. Yeah, it's his own though. That doesn't make it any better.

He's an experimental guy. Do you know what Mr. Biggs been working on in that book this week? Tell me. Tell me. He has been, because he doesn't have any keyboards so he can't use the internet. He has been literally since Kerry left for Abu Dhabi, he has been working so hard to figure out the time difference

like every with every fibre of his being all he wants to know is what the time is in the Middle East so he can like what is he using what clothes does he have to try and start building this roadman he started from scratch he's got like the very rudimentary understanding of time and he's got like all these graphs and diagrams and everything in his book like and he's so he's working so hard he's working so hard

and they haven't really been in touch since she's been there because he's got no idea when an appropriate time to talk is and then she calls him up right to tell her about Aiden and as soon as she calls him up he picks up the phone and goes

well it's 2 a.m. over there you can't still be jet lagged and she doesn't even acknowledge his work and I think that the huge problem that comes up in their relationship isn't rooted in her kissing Aiden

it is the lack of respect he gets for, I mean, for successfully... For all of the work in mass and time and mental energy that is pretty figuring at the time difference. For her to have the perspective of how hard exactly he's worked on this. But like even an acknowledgement of going,

oh wow, you know, well done. Or it's nice of you to research that. I know you don't have the internet. Isn't big our favourite little digger, you know? he's operating in the market's colorblind not really knowing what's going on he's trying to figure out time zones without a clue as to like

kind of how to get it done fuck he's just battling away man he's hot to trot he's so hot to trot um and because the other thing is aiden is bragging about the internet at the dinner he is with carrie

you know how he's like he tells carrie he knows she's married he's like yeah my wife showed me something on the internet which is an up-and-coming venture I think is going to be going places pretty soon but yeah I mean so what do you think he's like showing off to rub it in on Carrie's face somehow

well yeah it's sort of like yeah does Carrie know that big is does Carrie know that big can't get online because he doesn't have a keyboard uh yes gotcha she does know so that's how she that's why she should be so impressed by him figuring out the time difference because she knows he

he can't do it any other way and that's why the internet dig is quite a it sort of as a needling dig for her because she knows big's not on the internet and this guy so she everyone knows that big's not on the internet this is like everyone at the wedding understands that big does not have internet access god wouldn't you feel so you i'd treat them like a leper if i was at a wedding with someone and we just all knew that there was one guy who was not on I'd be like I've got nothing

to talk to you about like what could we possibly discuss that's hilarious nice weather we're having that's why every old school movie conversation goes like this

hi sir hi nice weather we're having it sure is and then the conversation ends because before the internet what the fuck was anyone talking about the weather is never going to go anywhere as a conversation point

because it is the one thing that is constantly you know we're all it's happening all around all of us simultaneously. It's a great united front for humanity, the weather. I just quickly, before we go to him, I'd like to talk about the wedding one last time, which is... Of course.

So, they're all, when they all get there, they're all exchanging kind of thinly veiled homophobic jibs about the entire operation. And then... This one does. And since, I think Charlotte or someone... Charlotte says, shouldn't we be a little more PC? and then Anthony comes over

and he's like Can you believe this? It looks like the Snow Queen exploded and then Big says How's that for PC And she says true That comment is in no way

offensive to anyone It has struck me Every time I've seen the movie I'm like What is this exchange But yeah Like is the Snow Queen Do we need to be politically correct

Towards Snow Queens They're not fucking real. I don't get that either at all. If he said, so, okay, this is how the line would make sense. And maybe this was the original writing of it in the network where like this isn't, or the studio were like, this isn't happening. He was like, can you believe how wide it is in here?

It's like George Michael treated it like his own outdoor toilet. Yeah. Not my best work. No. I'm trying to paint a mental image of everything's got jizz on it, guy. everything's been jizzed on there's jizz everywhere that's what the white thing's all about

running around with a bucket sloping it into the bucket so he can uh it looks like mr big's discusis exploded in here how's that for PC fucking

well I guess we've got to be nice to big because he doesn't have the internet and he's colour blind so that isn't very PC anyway yeah it's good which is probably a good thing for Mr Big

because he can't read all of the horrible horrible things people are saying about his product in general approach to life. All right, it's been real. I want to bring back the Machetsky somehow

so look forward to that next step. Hey, also, we've got some cool things that are happening soon. We've got some cool guests coming on soon. Yeah. So look forward to that. And, oh, if anyone wants to jump on board and sponsor the show, just get in touch with us.

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