The Worst Idea Of All Time - REPLAY: S02E49 - Specters

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESOh boy, the lads are on the floor, beaten down and the ref has started the count. While not quite out of the fight yet, Guy and Tim are severly injured and mentally damaged. How many Hulk Hogans can stop a comet? What is the game of Cub? What is Coffee Guy's true origin? What was King from Tekken? Only one way to find out folks.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, friends. As we put the finishing touches on our next exciting adventure for you, we thought it was the perfect time to replay our second season of the podcast where we watch Sex and the City 2 every week for a year, hot off the back of the tragic news that and just like that will not be returning. Please enjoy. Hey friends, it's Nikaela from the podcast Side Hustle Pro. I'm always looking for ways to keep my kids entertained without screens. And the Yoto Mini has been a total lifesaver. My kids are obsessed. Yoto is a screen-free audio player where kids just pop in a card and listen, hours of stories, music, podcasts, and more, and no screens or ads. With hundreds of

options for ages zero to 12, it's the perfect gift they'll go back to again and again. Check it out at Yotoplai.com. Y-O-T-O-P-L-A-Y dot com. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. Hello and welcome to the Worst Idea of All Time podcast, episode 49. My name is Timbett. My name is Guy Montgomery.

me and this truly feels like the worst idea of all time this is the end this is the end my friend no but it's not not quite yet but we're getting ever so tantalizingly close and i tell you what it couldn't come any sooner because that was one difficult viewing that was um that was um that was just um there always is specters and ghouls yeah they've started haunting me

and you Tim anytime that movie's on you're kind of at the mercy of the worst parts of your brain that's where the specters and ghouls live in the worst part of your brain don't you think

there's a psychology to it There's like, because when you're at your, you're goodest, you're fine. And then when something like this comes along, you just, you get dulled to everything. And suddenly you're left to your own devices and it's not good. Your brain goes to the worst place first. Where does your brain go? Because it just, it kind of just goes to a, um, not a place of sadness, but like a sort of a very reluctant place of, um,

it's like your brain just goes up in arms it leaves I think it's the short answer it packs up and fucks off this is my only part in it and then you're just there's not a lot of times in your life when you're an adult

when you're just left to your own your own unguarded core raw self without any mental defence and more specifically there aren't many times when you're sent to that place

and have the whole experience underpinned by sex in the city too I feel just to before we get onto the sex in the city two bit which I think is very valid considering it's more or less the crux of what we do here there's something very

it's regressive it takes you back to being frightened as a child There is a unique vulnerability to being in this kind of emotional state. You don't yet have the toolkit to be able to deal with frightening situations. You don't have the knowledge of the world to figure out that it's all going to be okay. You're just a little kid rocking around the world, very scared because you're a kid and you don't know that things generally work themselves out at that point.

So you're just like subconsciously in your head, you're kind of like, it could all end at any moment. I'm aware of the concept of death I know that some people's lives just end therefore maybe mine will at any time for any reason

I got lost in the middle of that metaphor are you a child who is afraid of death or you're a child who doesn't know to be afraid of death and I am a child who is afraid of death with that unique rawness of being a child You know when you're an adult afraid of death And you have a few tools in your toolkit

To be able to rationalize it away And be like The stats are that I'll live to be 75 And whatever Do you take comfort in the idea That the stats say you'll live till you're 75? Yes You do?

Yes, do you not? And I don't really mind How do you mean you don't really mind Like do you mean like if you drop dead right now That'd kind of be fine Is that what you're saying? yeah well like i i mean it wouldn't have any impact on me it would affect a lot of people around me but well if it was a sudden yeah that's true if it was just it all of a sudden

you got hit by a comet that'd be a good way to go i think that would be a fucking exceptionally cool way to go you'd be like a small version of the movie armageddon or dinosaurs or a small version of dinosaurs or a small version of dinosaurs How much muscle mass would you have to have to absorb the power of a comet and not have any else, like anyone else die or any other part of the earth be impacted? No less than 25 Hulk Hogan's. 0% body fat, 25% Hulk Hogan. And 25 times a Hulk Hogan, I think. I'm not sure that even one Hulk Hogan could carry the weight of a comet that managed to get through our atmosphere unto himself.

No. Doesn't feel... If you dream it? Like the math on that, it's good. You can do it. I am at my most vulnerable right now. I want to give some context to this... This is so raw.

This is so raw. Guy came to my house fucking chopped, as we say in New Zealand. Like very, very hot. Very weapon's hot. You've been having a great day, eh, Guy? Yeah. What were you doing? I went out to the beach.

I played a game called Cub What's Cub How do you play Cub It's like a weird Sort of Scandinavian Wood Throwing It's like Patonk But with a little bit more

Strategy and Teamwork Oh yeah It's like There are two teams They line up five wooden blocks Along their baseline And then you have throwing sticks And you want to knock over

The other team's blocks Cool And they want to knock yours over And then you earn a right to throw it at the king cub or the king Kunta sounds awesome

yes it's really fun and yeah there were other rules in place to ensure that anyone who was struggling with the game would be appropriately punished by imbibing more alcohol

than is 100% necessary now lemmes are a question at you with the experience of your day today who of the four main characters from Sex and the City 2 do you think would be best equipped to be a really killer cub player

well it entirely comes down to who do you think has the best hand-eye out of the four gals and I think expressly I think it's either I think Samantha why well the first

thing I thought, I didn't immediately think Samantha would be good at it because there's no evidence of any of them playing any sort of ball games or, you know, anything that suggests that they'd have good hand-eye. But I thought Charlotte presumably wouldn't be good at ball games. I was going to call you on the first time you said ball games and try and make a sex pun, but I was a little too slow. And now I haven't made a good joke, but I just wanted to flag that it exists. Yeah, yeah. You flagged it. So congratulations. and then I thought Miranda

I at first I was like oh Miranda would be good and then I thought I don't know there's no evidence to suggest that and so okay

well Charlotte's definitely not going to be good let's go process of elimination on this yeah Charlotte Charlotte's not going to be good I don't think Carrie would be good either

no so we are left with Miranda and Samantha and I think like out of the two I am going to go Miranda as well I went Samantha Ultimately but you dwelled on Miranda

All right well I guess we're split We're absolutely split I just think Samantha would have the self-belief To just force herself to be good I'll buy that I'll come over to your side of Samanthaville It looks lonely where you are It's gin

and there was an episode in the first season where I drank a lot of gin I think that didn't end well either I think it was the day after you drank a lot of gin oh it was too that's right bloody hour how quickly we forget eh Monty how quickly we all forget I can't believe we've only got three more watches though

oh two more three more three more three more fuck that one more but still just makes me... This is going to be a sweet release. I think this is a real crawl over the finish line, though, rather than a salubrious... You know how often when you see really long-distance bikers,

they'll do a big hoop player where they throw their hands in the air because they've got a little reserve energy? But when you see like marathon runners or whatever, they're just fucking crawling over the finish line. We're going to be marathon runners in this, bro. We've just run one of them ultra-marathons we dehydrated husks of humans and it won't be a celebration when we make it

it'll just be a sigh of relief that it didn't knock us off yeah that's what 52 is that's what that finish line looks like for me just a crawl and after 49 kilometres

I couldn't I couldn't in good conscience disagree with you wouldn't it have been good if while we were doing something negative like watching the movie every week we were also doing something positive like going for a run every week

and we'd add like one kilometre per week to our run so by the end we were just fucking amazing runners I feel like it would be tough if you were focusing like if you're consciously increasing by a kilometre every week you're kind of that is the central focus of what you're doing you're training and you're running and the movie is secondary

and I'm not like I I'm just saying it is a counterweight separately to the podcast I see just like I'm doing this harm to myself every week but also I'm running and I'm going to run an extra K every week We talked about that very early on

the things you could learn to do and the way you could spend your time instead of watching sex in the city too I've decided recently I'm very keen on learning piano yeah it's tough do you have any grounding and I played a little trumpet

at high school so I sort of have learned the basics of how to read music and I played drums as a kid as well so I know a little like you know percussion and whatnot um so there's a there's a little something there but you learned how to play the drums with a trumpet from memory uh yeah I would hold two trumpets in my hand and just sit on the kit and just bash the shit out of different pieces of brass it's a terrible way to learn if you're poor which I was bankrupted my family trumpets and drum Kits, the Timbett's story. It's also the second...

Trum Kits and Drumpits. Trum Kits and Drum Kits was the name of the second album by... What was the band? Mr. Big's band? Intercollected Gloryhole. I was going to say... I believe I forgot the name of that band. Machine Gun Jiscusi.

But that was a different band. That is a good band, though. Machine Gun Jiscusi sounds a little more metal or something What are they? Yeah, metal. I don't know. I feel like it's just a cheap knockoff. I think they mostly played Machine Gun Falacio covers.

But they made them metal songs. There's a band that didn't get its juice. Yes, Guy. We're doing this together, but don't you feel alone? I do when you fall asleep, like you did this episode, I wasn't falling asleep I don't know how many times I have to explain the way that I absorbed my art to you

We'll try one more on the mic this time My body Was so focused on absorbing the art That it communicated to itself The only way to ensure Maximum Connection Was to have it be absorbed

Because my sentient being Couldn't interface with the movie it thrusted upon itself to absorb it through like meditation essentially so what do you look like sleeping was in fact me mainlining the movie so you were at like maximum absorption

yeah absolutely I wouldn't expect you to understand well I don't because it's predominantly a visual feast and you had your eyes close that's the real bit that's true made I think that's where the big difference of opinion comes in because you still think of this movie as only being able to be consumed visually

whereas the level that I'm at, I'm looking at different ways of getting it into my system, namely through meditation. All right. Okay. This is a product comprised of audio and visual. You've cut off the visual. So what you're telling me is you're listening

really hard to a movie at this point. That's what you're telling me. No, that's what you're hearing. What I'm telling you is that I am absorbing, absorbing. I'm doing a whole new thing, which is similar to absorbing. I change out one of the consonants, absorbing the movie from a higher place. And if what you hear when I say that is I'm only engaging with the movie orally,

then that just tells me you're not ready to go to that place with me. well I'm sorry for being a junior in this look you're a you're a toiler you're a scrapper you're tenacious I'm a I'm a scroob-up but you know that's what I am you are I ain't nothing but a low down dirty horrible yucky

scoop up up up you are you're something people hang off the side of their boats so that they don't you know rub up against other boats disgusting dirty filthy screw-up Baa-pra-ba-ba-ba-da-papa-papa-pada Bada-pada-Shi-Bah-Bah-Bah-ha-Bah Shibababab-Tah, Shibbibon Bap-Badda, Shoebby-du-dada-dada, do-da-pap-dda.

Do-do-do-do-d-d-do-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha. Tada-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. What's What's he doing? What is he doing? What is he doing? That's the question that we're all here to answer today. And the answer is simple.

As always. Never been hard. It's always been answerable. ain't that a truth when it all comes down to it these questions that we ask ourselves and each other on a weekly basis are pretty simple to answer

what would force a man to drink coffee at record pace and in record amounts on a school day And Guy Within your question Lies the answer

What would force a man? A man, that's the key operative word there He isn't, is he? He's not a man It's not a biological entity at all For coffee guy Who we for the last weeks and weeks And months and months

And seasons even For nine years We've spent seasons doing this All force We have informed you on this guy's backstory, and some would say, how can all of these things be true of one man? That seems impossible, and I say unto you, coffee guy is not a man at all, for he is a competing robotic entity comprised of nanobots. who is trying to take Dickbot down and he's gathering Intel in a cafe

because he has such advanced algorithms that he understands somehow that Samantha's going to meet him but he hasn't fully worked out how yet and that is what he is doing he's gaining intelligence because he is one of our last ditch defenses against the great AI known as Dick Bot.

Does that mean he was designed by the American government? This is the crazy thing about Dick Bot. We know the origin story of Dick Bot. We know the origin story of Brady. The thing about Coffee Guy, which is what I was supposed to say, the crazy thing about Coffee Guy is, he is otherworldly.

He has been placed here. by aliens because the aliens understand that if Dickbot is able to take complete control he will basically liquefy the planet

to turn us into resources to replicate himself what interest do aliens have in preserving humanity aliens love biodiversity it is their fucking

jam They love naturally occurring changes in species vis-à-vis evolution. They don't like fucking around with that GMO shit. They love organic processes. Are the aliens more developed than us? Do they have more advanced technology? Absolutely. So arguably, coffee guy should.

I mean, if you're talking about aliens in 2015 designing an automated being through nanobots and you're putting it against the 1970s Well, let's hold on, let's get the year right. 1940s. Because when did the movie come out? 2010. Okay.

So you got aliens with technology from 2010. When do you posit that Dickbot was made? Um, probably the year before this movie came out. So I'm thinking 09. He's been out there for about a year. So the, because he was made by the Japanese. Uh-huh. So they have been sitting on this resentment.

No way. Wasn't Dick Bot made by the Americans? Was that a trick-bought? No, Dick-Bot was made as a response to the American trip, to America's ill. in World War II, yeah. Do we not say atomic bombs on the show? No, we do, but I was keeping it broad.

Okay, good. Finish your thought. Well, I mean... There's a problem with the years, you think? I just think it's unlikely that he was only designed... Like, he was designed, you know, 60 years later. It seems like there's a long time to sit on some resentment. Wait, from who?

Japan. Bro, the Japanese know how to hold a grudge. Let me tell you that. They know two things. How to design an internal space in like a house or whatever to just make it baller as fucking hell, even though you're living in a shoe box, and dose to hold a grudge.

Those are their specialties. Sushi comes in a close third. And I still, the issue remains, if the aliens have more advanced technology than us humans surely Coffee Guy triumphs 10 times out of 10

It's comparable But it's more advanced But I cannot stress enough That coffee guy hasn't gone into combat here He is like in a defensive mode He is just trying To figure out where Dickbot is To shut him down

At this point in time and his predominant lead is Samantha yeah he's obviously he's obviously got some sort of plan because you know at the epilogue where he's having sex with Samantha

that is a good 11 months after the the encounter was a coffee guy but there'll be a reason for that guy here's the thing thing, man. I'm not going to pretend like I've got all of the answers. I'm just a fallible human, caught up in a war between a man who is in charge of all of the vermin in New York City, of which there are millions, an artificial intelligence created by the greatest software engineers on the

planet, and an advanced alien race. I am not even a porn. I am a mere humble ant observing an intergalactic scale game of chess being played atop the plane on which I live I cannot affect it I can barely comprehend it and all I can do is report what I see and that is what I do you are a noble ant an ant who knows their place

you understand the limitations of being an ant with regards to some things being greater than you and I appreciate the intel

that you have gathered on the storm that is a brewing I salute ye fair ant You've got to be very self-aware when you are an ant because

there's a lot of vulnerabilities about a bird might try and pick you or there might be a rival from a different colony that's trying to wipe you guys out. So you've got to be on your guard, you've got to know your limitations, you've got to know when to hold them, when to follow them, when to walk away, and of course, when to run. Do you think that the life of an ant is more stressful than that of a human?

Yes, I do, because I think with being a human, at least the life that we seem to lead, there are moments when we're not in peril, and we can, we, we, maybe that's a false assumption, Maybe not, but I don't think ants have even the false assumption of being asleep in their house and being like, you know what, I'm cool for the next eight hours. I know there's no threat to me here. An ant is always under threat, and they are acutely aware of that. So they're just like constantly stressed. Oh, that sounds exhausting.

It is exhausting. But the other good thing about ants is they're very strong on doing things for the greater good. Team players. Go to the colony. God bless them, everyone. Now, Guy, I'd like to talk to you about our shining lights, and I would like you to come forward first. I'd like you to take the first step into that gorgeous amber spotlight.

I don't remember the exact phrasing. But as there is a flashback when Carrie recounts first meeting, Charlotte in New York City, when a homeless man flashed them on the subway, they are walking towards camera. past a fountain and there is a moving van or something similar to it in the background a large van and printed across the body of the van it says not exactly this but something along the lines of Bible justice the best kind of justice I think it's Bible justice and that was

my showing like that van and the promise of whatever that person is delivering. If they're delivering Bible justice, then they've presumably got like lions in the back of the van that they're just releasing on, you know, sinners. On non-believers. It's bloody Romans. What's a non-believer called? A heathen? I think a heathen is someone who actively does stuff that's bad.

It's like Gentile, but I don't know what the Christian version of that is. Me being born and bred A Hasidic Jew and all A secular pussy boy That's the term That's the one That was my shining light Very good

Very good, very good Very good Very good Very good O O Dah My shining light was toward the very, very, very end of that film.

We and Gary and Vega talking about the wedding. Seriously, don't. I can't cat your mic and I will cut it. Stop. What's the point in doing anything if you're going to do that, you know? Hey friends, it's Nikaela from the podcast Side Hustle Pro. I'm always looking for ways to keep my kids entertained without screens. And the Yoto Mini has been a total lifesaver.

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I'll bring on my other co-hosts the knife and see how you feel about that. It's too dark for the knife. There you, guy. You've started talking again. God bless you. I can't even remember what the shining light was specifically, but it's them talking about the wedding.

It's probably the vows. I think that's what I gravitated towards. You liked the wedding vows. Ever thine, ever... mine ever ours. Oh, you like that? The vows that we're in or supposed to be in the first movie

which we haven't seen but it's alluded to once or twice in this movie. Are we going to watch the first one? I was about to ask, do you have any desire to see the first movie? None whatsoever. Yeah, I don't really care.

I don't give a shit. I just don't fucking give a flying... I'm still not invested. That's the hilarious thing. Fuck about these people. Hey, Mattress Pikelet King fucking hot tip here Here's an email coming your way

Priority one dog Subject line Check this shit out I've seen your movie Close to 50 times now And I'm not invested enough To even want to see the first one What does that tell you?

Oh Mr. Pichlitz First of all Thank you for your delicious product Which I love to eat With jam and whipped cream Yes Secondably

Hold on for a second What kind of jam Boys and Bree Yes you're correct You got it right Of course I did I know this man's pikelets The postopedic mattresses

Which you provide Are not only fantastic For my back But they're also Just giving me Some of the deepest And most enjoyable sleeps Using the sleep app

On my iPhone It's called sleep app near, get it? Yeah, because it's it's not actually an app that tells you information about sleeping, it's an app that mainlines all of your social media feeds and it taps into the anxieties you have

in your brain. It's a very stressful app. Anyway, that app is having no effect on me because of the post-repedic mattresses that you provide. In saying that, yeah, I think you've spent too much of your time on sex in the city too, working on your mattresses and pikelets

Yes And not enough And also obviously Instilling the monarchy In the United States of America And not enough of it Hold on, hold on I missed that

What? King Oh okay Yep Gotcha Or alternatively Introducing Like Cougar

Human Wrestling Hybrids Tegan Oh Very good Very good He was obviously a tiger You don't need to Bring in an obscure

Jungle Cat To that He wasn't a tiger Yes, he was. No. He wasn't a cougar for crying out loud. He was closer to a cougar than a tiger. He was a tiger.

He was not a tiger. I might meet you in the middle with Jaguar maybe. Jaguar. Or a leopard? There you go. But he didn't have spots. There you go, he did have spots. He didn't have stripes.

I'll tell you that. All I'm trying to say is that mattress, pikelets, sinks shouldn't have made this movie. I say this, you know, with some. supreme authority. Yeah, I think we're the most qualified party to be able to weigh in on this one if you, if you just, if you don't mind, if you just give us a second. And hot tip, the verdict's in and the verdict is this should not have been made. Should have been made.

I would like to throw this over to Paul Shear and his gorgeous wife and Jason Manzuckus and say, hey guys, crawl over this one. Because how did this one get made, you know? June Day and Rayfield, how did this get made? You can't answer that question There's no good answer to it It got made Because people wanted to get paid Shit, that's pretty good man

Hey, thanks, pro That's really good Thanks This is, you know, dude I just so bleak Do you know who else wants to get paid though Tim Bet? No

Not this guy I don't give a shit about money dude money can fuck off Money comes and money goes It's only one thing I want to do Let's hang out with my boy Guy Montgomery That's all you want from life

That's all I want from life That's terrifying Let me tell you We're doing it Let me tell you somebody wants the money His name rhymes with oil rig Mr. Big

He's got a big book Huge With huge Big ideas Huge book, huge ideas. It's all massive. It's all massive all the time. And we're going to open it up.

We're going to climb up that ladder in his personal library. Pull that book off the shelf, that leather-bound, gorgeous tome of ideas and concepts. Put it down onto the oak dining table, dust off. Blow it. Blow that dust off. Blow that dust off. We're going to open that up onto a random page.

We're going to find one of them ideas, one of them gorgeous ideas. Exclusively written in felt tips. All it says. Ice cream sandwich, question mark. Spaghetti hat. Yes. It's terrifying. There's a lot of colours.

He's written it with five felt tips at once. So it's sort of got a depth effect or like, a, you know, a shadow effect. So what, like, what he's doing there, guys, is he's going, foods can be more than the thing that you immediately think that they are. So you, if I say the word ice cream to you and your head, you're probably thinking, ice cream in a cone, right? You're thinking of a hot summer day, ice cream in a cone.

That's usually what I'm thinking, yes. Maybe if you're, like, an adventurous, inventive person and you're a creative, you're thinking of, like, an ice cream Sunday, maybe something quite elaborate. it's like a banana split involved some whipped cream whatever but do you know what you're not thinking about you're not thinking about a fucking ice cream sandwich because that took a true revolutionary to combine the concepts of an ice cream and a sandwich and put them together what mr big is doing is he suggesting to you that spaghetti doesn't just need to be spaghetti every now and then spaghetti can be a hat there are times when that is called for an appropriate and you should do it

I think there's a religion. The flying spaghetti monster. Pastafarian. Pastafarian. They were colanders on their heads. So that's different. It's similar, but different. I feel like what he's trying to get at here is,

you know, because those ice cream sandwiches. First of all, never come in bread. So what's going on there? You could get away with white bread as well, with ice cream in there, eh? That'd be good If you had like a bit of lightly toasted white bread And you put ice cream in there

That'd be a pretty good sandwich I would think You can make fairy bread Yeah And then put ice cream inside it That's a yummy little ice cream sandwich It's delicious Salivating thinking about it

Are you? Yeah I think what Mr Bigg's trying to do So he cooks the spaghetti And then he lays it out flat On a chopping board and he takes like a cube It's not a cube

It's flatter than a cube But like a square A square or a rectangle of ice cream Right He puts it on top of the pasta Right He wraps the pasta around the ice cream So that the ice cream is entirely sort of

It's covered up by spaghetti Yeah I got it And then he sort of like a lasagna top or he puts it in the oven And he's kind of like a lasagna topper, he puts it in the oven And he's kind of And he bakes the ice cream into the spaghetti. Complicated. And then he takes it out and he puts it on his head.

Shit, man. That's some next level thinking. God knows what he's doing. I feel like he might have lost, he might have finally lost his mind. I can only hope that he knows what he's doing more than we do. So there's like, there's a motive here that we're not quite getting. But he's fucking, he's on top of it.

He's a smoke. He's a smart dude He's off his goddamn rocker He's out of the house He's left his rocker at home He's off it That is a stone cold fact Listen dude

I'll paint a picture for you listening We're in pitch black darkness again Similar to the slumber party It's pretty late at night I'm pretty ready to put a pin on it And I think we're going to do that Fuck You

me me okay all right uh do you want to expound on that nah I like you but I've got to be angry at something that's not me you're the only other person in the room better enough uh if you're in America we've got some pretty big things planned soon

and we will get into that we'll try and bust out another one of those mini episodes so that if if you don't give a shit about stuff that's not us watching the movie you can just skip over it. But if you're in LA we've got a very exciting thing coming up. And if you're in New York

we were sold out in the event so we've changed to a bigger venue. So we should have some more tickets on the way very soon. Yeah, we all the tickets to Union Hall got bought, but Fred Nott my feline friend.

You can still buy tickets on behalf of your human compatriots. We'll get into that in the mini thing So those who don't give a shit Can continue to not give a shit But I want to say this I love you guys What do you think about me?

Hmm Hmm You're not sure, eh? No, I'm not I mean well Yeah I think I agree with that sentiment

And I think I know that your intentions are good, but I just... My intentions are pure. Kiss me on the floor. I want to kiss you some... We're out of here, guys. Say goodbye to everybody. Hey, everyone. Take a long, hard look at yourself. Because if you've made it this far into this conversation,

something's going on. The wiring's off. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. Season two. Hey friends, it's Nikaela from the podcast Side Hustle Pro. I'm always looking for ways to keep my kids entertained without screens.

And the Yoto Mini has been a total lifesaver. My kids are obsessed. Yoto is a screen-free audio player where kids just pop in a card and listen, hours of stories, music, podcasts, and more, and no screens or ads. With hundreds of options for ages zero to 12, it's the perfect gift they'll go back to again and again. Check it out at yotoplay.com, y-o-t-o-p-l-a-y-com.