The Worst Idea Of All Time - REPLAY: S02E51 - Reporting In
Episode Date: October 15, 2025THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are watching Sex and The City 2 for the second to last time EVER! It's an exciting time, producing a surprisingly... low energy episode. Beaten and battle-worn, the lads have allowed the Sandlerverse to pop its head back into the fold and Guy has an insane theory about what background characters on the phone are doing. Whitecliff Jean features, as does Roald Dahl.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello, friends. As we put the finishing touches on our next exciting adventure for you,
we thought it was the perfect time to replay our second season of the podcast where we watch Sex and the City 2 every week for a year, hot off the back of the tragic news that and just like that will not be returning.
Please enjoy.
It's the worst idea of all time
It's the worst idea of all time
It's the worst idea of all time
Season two
Hello and welcome to the worst idea of all time
Episode number 50
With myself Tim Bat
One
Guy Montgomery 2
On this
The 52nd episode of the podcast
This is the last time
We will discuss Sex and City 2
In Private
I would like to introduce you to the concept of the podcast
and it is this
Guy Montgomery and myself have been watching Sex and the City too
for the last calendar year
If you're starting here, it's cheating
Yeah it is
You back up, back up donkey
Go back in time, you donkey
You fucking donkey with a poseable thumbs in a smartphone
If it sounds echoey
That's because we're coming to you live from New York City
But you probably knew that
from a many episode
we haven't recorded yet
but we'll record immediately after this
and then release before this episode
so you've already heard it
so the pre-tape call-in show sketch
from Mr. Show.
Yes, it is.
That's a bloody good...
It's a good gas, that one.
And the echoey nature
corresponds with the Environ
that we're currently recording in.
A beautiful Airbnb
that doesn't have any hidden cameras in it
that we know about yet
and it's all here.
There's a bathroom.
is a toilet in it.
There is a fridge freezer
to keep perishables cool and crisp
and there's even a radiator
spewing heated us
from the corner of the lounge.
It's crazy.
When we first walked in
it was like,
uh-oh,
the apartment's on fire.
It's just the radiator.
It's two surfboards.
Both decorative.
Cool guy.
Very cool guy.
I would give this guy
that's not booked through my Airbnb
five stars.
Fuck, that's a lot.
Exactly as advertised.
There's a whole lot.
Guy
Tim
The movie
Wasn't into it this week
And I hope and pray that we find one
That you know really just fucking nails it
You know what I mean
Like one of these watches one of these takes
Before we dive into the movie tip
This is obviously
The home stretch
To say the least
Yeah
If we were marathon runners
We'd be turning into the stadium now
You know
Turning into
Oh right
you meant like transforming into a stadium?
Yeah.
How incredible would that be if that's what happened when you went marathon running?
If you think that you're turning into a stadium.
I'm a stadium now.
That's how well I've been running.
I've transformed into a big arena.
I don't think that's a goal for marathon runners.
I don't think they hope to transform into like large facilities that host sports events.
And that's why I love you guy.
You're ambitious.
You think bigger than the average cat.
No, no.
In this circumstance, you're the ambitious one with dreams of becoming a stadium.
I think you planted this seed
No, no, you just misinterpreted what it's saying
What I'm saying, Tim, is that
We've run 41 kilometres
Okay, we've watched sex in the city too
How many kilometres is it?
Fifty one times, 42.
42, okay.
And accordingly, what is your mood?
Is it one of jubilant excitement
That the race is almost over?
Yeah.
Or are you still in the trenches like,
I've just got to get over the line?
I'm digging through,
but it's like you feel the pain of what you've done.
Is it a good pain?
It is right now, yeah, because I know it's, it's kind of like, sort of like stigmata, you know?
There's like a religious martyrism about it where it's like, I bear these wounds and this pain for a particular reason, and it is to relinquish myself and others of their sin.
That's how you see this.
That's just the kind of pain.
That's what I feel.
That's the kind of pain I'm experiencing.
you are what okay could you please articulate to me why you are doing this i still don't know i can't
answer that question is it is it from is there a higher calling yes this is religious no
this oh no when you say higher i thought you just meant you know just like broader just wider
a hired calling there's not a hired calling no one's asked as you well know no one has asked
us to do this.
The calling is internal, and it is
inner and it is strong.
So, yeah.
Oh, that's good.
It comes from within.
Hey, you're in a good spot, and I like that.
Yeah.
And then the last one, the last watch will be in front.
Well, yeah, it'll be just before we do the show.
That is funny.
The time.
And that's a really thrilling prospect that we can close the book on this chapter of
our lives and move forward.
Onward is the march.
That's going to be the most infathing.
book closing of all time.
It's like when you get a big dictionary
and you open it in the middle
and you slam it shut when you're a little kid
just for that satisfying thump.
For that thump.
How are you feeling?
Yeah, I think we're in a similar spot.
I mean, I can say for a fact we are.
I'm about 30 centimetres from you on a couch right now.
I just, yeah, it's like, it's the movie's no good.
It was sort of like knowing that I'm about to be released
from its depths, it's kind of, this might be,
like the last day in prison where it's sort of it's almost nostalgic you reflect on your time
you think about what you did to put you there and you're like well never again i can't wait
to get out of here but in a weird way there are aspects of it on miss i know the pork riblets
on tuesday yeah you know i'm speaking as obviously you're in the metaphor not yeah um but i hear you
bro i'm i'm with you on that there were bits in the movie where i was just like yeah i had it had it was
It's like, I'm going to, I don't know, I'm going to miss some of you guys.
Who are you going to miss?
I'm going to miss coffee guy, you know.
We saw his resting place today.
Guys, we had a huge thing happened to us today, which I'm going to assume we'll get into more in the mini episode.
So we've already talked about it from your perspective.
But this Sex and the City tour that we went on with Elise, holy shit, it was great.
Yeah.
It was a good tour.
It really tied me out, though.
I got so sleepy on their bus.
absolutely it's three and a half hours long but as tim said you've already heard about it
if you so chose to listen to the friend zone episode three if you did not uh just take our word for
it we did it uh oh our girlfriends are here that's good i did no i mean it's good i mean i'm gonna
have to put the thingy down for a second you're gonna let them in yeah i can pad for time
all right although you won't hear what i'm saying and i would love your feedback on it but
that's okay i'll just uh i'll just forge a head with reckless abandon so many cases
Oh, God.
Jesus.
Deep cut fans of the podcast will know that there's a man early on at Bergdorf Goodman talking
into a phone who each week, I believe, is checking in with some higher up, some superior
to say, good news, sir, I've seen them.
Tim and Guy are back for another helping.
And for a very long time, that's been the extent of the theory I have.
However, this week, just by sort of, I think because I don't want to lose the opportunity
to make more connections and see what's happening.
I was observing other people who use telephones in the film
but with a little bit more like intensity.
And so there are people who are on the phone,
not necessarily for the sake of the movie.
They're just background actors whose task or motivation
that they've chosen or has been given to them by Mattress Pikelet King
is there on the phone.
And there were two people, namely one on the red carpet in a suit
in the background of shot who's talking on the phone
probably at the 45 minute mark
reporting to his superior
who's presumably the same one
there is an intricate conspiracy theory at play here
that yes they are still watching the film
things are going great and then once more
I say a woman clad in white clothing
at the hotel as soon as the girls arrive
in Abu Dhabi doing the exact same thing
three different people
the same boss all reporting on the
the facts saying the same thing.
Truly the ramblings of a madman.
It's such a like meta,
you know,
conclusion to draw from what you're saying.
You're getting some clues on a screen
and you've got some interdimensional
vibes that you're tapping into.
What do you think about it?
If anyone could relate to the theory,
it would be you.
Dude, you know that I love
my insane conspiracy theories
and you know that we have
connected some dots which don't necessarily
have the shortest path between
them on this season but that particular note that you've hit that you've talked about before
is fucking bonkers it's crazy and it's it terrifies and impresses impresses me that it came out of
your head you don't believe that there are people in the film acting in the film reporting on
us watching the film to mattress pikelet king that is not my interpretation of what's going on
i do love it though you don't believe that mattress pikelet king has hired transcendental
time-travelling, intergalactic, extras to...
I'm not saying that's not happening,
but it's not a conclusion that I have drawn myself.
So you're telling me there's a chance.
That is what I'm saying, absolutely.
But you believe this in your heart of hearts,
and sometimes in life, and scientists won't tell you this,
sometimes feeling is enough,
sometimes emotion is proof.
Sometimes instead of listening to logic and reason and evidence,
You just have to look within yourself for the real truth.
Listen to your heart when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart.
There's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going and I don't know why.
Listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye.
Deep.
The thing that we've glossed over so far is the fact that we're in New York City,
which is quite a big deal for us.
Yeah, it's a very exciting place to be.
It's a big apple.
here i saw the um the big library where ghostbusters was filmed and also some bits from the
sex in the city series which we learned during the tour that we've already talked about yeah
and are therefore not speaking about presently if you'd stop bringing it up for once in your life
diane i apologize oh yeah we're going to so off the back of the incredible script read of
grown-ups too that we did uh in in l a you know it would be funny if we just keep saying
everything every thought we started we just said oh we've talked about that in the mini app and
then we just don't record one so so this is just like 40 minutes or so of just half sentences
of the beginnings of thoughts but not the ends becket produced this podcast we nice
waiting for sandler wait is that what you were thinking of waiting for
conversation um we got into an interesting rhythm because we've had to revisit the
Grownups 2 universe because we had to
re-edit that script
where we've married the two.
The DNA is coming together.
We're splicing the two movies together.
So there are certain beats that the movie hits
where we'd just like chuck a grown-ups 2 line in there.
That's right.
What we watched today was 90% sex in the city
to, 10% grown-ups 2.
And I tell you what, better than the sum of its parts.
Absolutely.
I think we've speculated before.
If you brought the two together, I think they'd both
benefit from it.
the characters could counterbalance each other.
It's like those weird relationships where you think that both people are punching above their division.
If you put them together, we could actually walk up to Wycliffe-Jean and say,
hey, Whitecliffe-Jean, check this out.
Two wrongs can make a right, and then Moonwalk out of there.
And Whitecliffe-Jon will be like, I don't know who those people are.
I don't know what they've made.
But my God, that's a good moonwalk for a white boy.
That's exactly what he'd say.
I can't believe you're attributing two wrongs that make a right solely to White-Clewold.
That's where the proverb started.
I challenged that.
Okay.
Present your evidence.
Who do you attribute the quote to?
I got nothing.
And therefore you win.
And therefore Whitecliffe John did start that proverb.
I want to tell you about a beacon of light sent down from God himself on high to me,
Guy Montgomery, during my 51st watch of sex at the city to.
Let me hear it.
Movie premiere.
There's a lot of excitement.
There's a lot of people saying heart of the desert.
This one is in the running.
84th annual Academy Awards.
Yes, Smith Garrett, breakout
role. Absolutely.
The four
Friends of ours, Big,
Carrie, Stanford and Anthony, on the
red carpet wearing their pathetic
VIP bands. They're silver.
You can buy them anywhere.
They're those holographic-y
kind of ones, say, like sparkly.
They show them to the security guard who's very
skeptical that any of these people have any
business being at the Premier.
and Anthony's acting is exceptional
He's given very little to do
And he does it very well
He doesn't even make icon
He's so insulted by the notion
That he doesn't belong on the red carpet
And as a VIP member of this film premiere
He looks not through but just past
He barely, he's just like, of course
Now from memory of my 51 watches of this film
Anthony doesn't get a line
Because it's Stanford who says
Where VIP see
And then like dangles his wrist in the year
With the band on it
No Stanford says that
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
So you're commenting, you're complimenting Anthony, who doesn't even get a line in that bit, right?
That's right.
That's the best kind of acting.
That's the hardest bit to nail.
They say silent acting.
Acting is reacting.
I think Wyclef Jean said that.
Really?
Yeah, he said it.
He was talking about a movie in the recording booth with the other Fugis.
And he said, well, the thing with acting is it's reacting.
And then...
Then Lauren Hill said, yes.
Yeah.
and then there was some like drama scribe who stole the thought who was working as an audio producer at the time but his real passion was writing books about theory and acting a little goblin man he hangs out below theatres just scribbling ideas down that come out come out during rehearsal treading the boards under the boards a little goblin man in the sewers scrolling down ideas sounds like some weird fusion between brady and mr big yeah like they had a sperm blend in the jiscusi oh god that's not a
how that works what if it's a combination of bloodlines down the track yeah that's possible but has
mr big maybe not found in the jiscusi the temperature at which you can actually fuse DNA oh okay
so it's it's kind of like a melting point of a substance this is this is a bit where sperm
can becomes malleable on a on a like atomic scale on a molecular level on a DNA level
yeah and it just starts starts riffing and scatting between itself and grabbing a
bit of this and chucking it in there and
yeah I like that
what yeah see that's kind of that
reminds me of like the mystical brown note
in music that there is a
a note that you can hit
that makes people shit themselves makes people
lose their bowels yeah
it's like a great great
urban legend and I like this as well
that there is
there is a temperature out there
that if you can get it within this fraction of a window
sperm will start combining with other sperm
it's exciting these are exciting times to be alive science is doing stuff now that people 100 years ago 10 years ago even wouldn't have thought possible this is what Kurzweild was talking about this is exactly what he was talking about so he say his name I don't know who you're talking about um yeah he's a big thinker
a big thinker um I want to tell you my shining light real quick because I'm going to forget it otherwise in the boardroom where we meet Tom who is a pig who I love
The guy who they try to give the case to, who I always figured was like a junior partner,
and you said, no, he's not.
And I was, like, adamant that he was.
But there was no proof to support my assertion that he's a junior member of that firm.
I think his name's Kevin, and you would think that I would know that by now.
I'm going to say Kevin.
Kevin gets given the case.
And then he says, ah, it's Miranda's case.
It's the only line that he gets in the whole film.
It's the only time we see him.
And fuck, he's good.
he was underutilized in this film
You could say that about a lot of people
You could say that the
Well actually I could only say that about
Kevin and Beidun
We love Beidun
He's a talent
What about Captain Red Shorts
Captain Red Shorts
Could use a lot more of him
Well I think that's more for us though
Like we don't know that he's a great actor
I know for a fact
I've watched him two weeks in a row
And been spellbound
The guy has got chops
What I'm saying is if they divvied up the workload better,
maybe said to SJP and Cynthia and Kristen and Samantha,
hey, we respect that the reason this exists
is because of the phenomenal work you've done
across the television series in the first movie.
First AD, Bernie Sanders, taking one of the units going,
I want the top 1% of actors to do.
I don't want 90% of the lights going to the top 1%.
More powerful than that.
Mattress Pikelet King's been reading a lot.
about communism and he's sort of trying to instill it across the sets on which he works
so he refuses to bind to the concept of a leading actor and supporting actors all actors are
made equal none more equal than others captain red shorts you get exactly the same amount of screen time
as s jp yeah i like that and then everyone's on an even footing to shine shine on through
obviously you know who would shine the most this week kevin my god if he had more screen time
Oh, you should look him up.
Forget about it.
You go hang out with Kevin in a different movie.
Maybe he lives here in New York City, you know?
That's the beautiful thing about being in here.
We don't know who's around.
No, we don't.
We don't know who we'll run into.
Have you seen a celebrity?
No.
Didn't someone say Willem Defoe was kicking about in the East Village when we went through on the tour today?
Or maybe they said that they saw him a different time.
I don't know.
They described his teeth as chicklets, whoever it was.
At least said that.
There you go.
tell her that we sent you if you go on that tour
yeah I haven't seen any other celebs
I didn't see Willem Defoe either
don't feel bad about it how about you
no we were with you the whole time
it's a deep cut
how are you feeling about grown-ups too
at the moment like where are you sitting with that
it doesn't it's an interesting phenomenon because we put it to bed
and we've gone for 12 months and we really shut the door
and walked out on that and now we've got a little
phone call from it going hey i know we broke up a long time ago but do you want to go get a coffee
sometime and it's like yeah i think enough times past it we could probably you know we're on the
level we can have a coffee we're all adults here and so we did recently and i tell you what man
we had a lot of fun yeah most recent coffee was growing up still we had a lot i think you have a lot
of fun but you also think but there's a you know there's a reason that we went our separate ways
it's always a reason hey it was really good to see i'm glad you're doing well yeah uh respectfully
yeah probably not going to hang out again for a while yeah nothing against you we had a good
time there's a reason we were together in the first place and it's like closure in a way it's like
it's cool to see you good to see that you you know you've perked up a bit and you're doing okay
and now i really won't see you growing up too what wins like i am worried about tim and guy they are
not good because we have found ourselves another abusive relationship you know we're really just
going going from um misguided partner to misguided partner i just want to know what it feels like
to be loved by a movie guy
I want to be held
in its warm embrace
tenderly
gingerly
some people treat movies
they're like
they're a warm blanket
familiar friends
company
not us though
no this is an unwashed blanket
it's horrible
lice in it
yeah it's tuberculosis
ful it lice actually like
cleanliness
you have heard this
doesn't make any sense to me
if I was a lice I would like
do you think
Lice know how we talk about them.
Like, they think that they're really well-liked and clean and popular.
They'd be devastated that we think they're filthy.
They'd be like, oh.
Oh, but we only hang out in the cleanest spots.
But we're only in the cleanest spots.
That is such an unfair reputation for us.
How could humans think that?
We only hang out in pristine areas.
It reminds me of, I can't remember what Roldale book this is from,
The Witches, maybe, about how you shouldn't wash.
If you're a kid, you shouldn't bathe.
because then the witches will smell you.
If you're dirty, what they're smelling is like the dirt,
then it masks the scent.
But if you clean yourself, then you smell of child,
and they'll find you, and they'll get you.
Don't wash.
Don't wash, kids.
Hashtag don't wash.
Do not do it.
Scoop to the ball.
Skipa da pop, pa, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Skipa da pooh.
What's cool.
Dube do to do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Well, he bit all the heat-hugs and he, what all the she-hugs in this tune never knew such a hood of a balloon.
Why is he in the big apple?
Brogues.
That's the question.
We ask it every week.
We've still yet to get to the bottom of this one.
Ah, you old coffee guy.
What could compel a man, a mortal man, as far as we know,
to inhale hot liquid Java as quickly as humanly possible
to burn three layers of skin from the inside of his mouth
and then bound out the cafe doors into the big, bad world?
You're not going to believe this, dude, bruh?
In the split second that we do not see coffee guy
in between his three massive gulps where he consumes 33% of a cup of coffee in each one...
33.3.3.3 recurring.
He has received a text message from one party Schwarzenegger saying,
Hey, bruh, I've got a great business idea.
One word, Meschetsky.
Holy shit.
And so struck with the beauty and the brilliance
and he's just in awe of this thing that he has to get the fuck out of there
as soon as possible.
He gets his paper and he bails because he needs to get some transport
to get over to Party Schwarzenegger's place.
They need to find some napkins to write down some business plans
because that's how you make a billion-dollar idea come to fruition.
What do you think would get coffee guys so excited by the prospect of a Meshti
which we tested, you know,
or Party Schwarzenator tested on the open market
and the feedback was negative.
Dangerous, unnecessary, these are some of the words we saw.
We are not the marketing visionaries
that a coffee guy, Party Schwarzenegger Alliance, would be.
That is a powerful team.
That's the kind of advertising tour de force
that comes along once in a generation.
The meeting of those two minds is unparalleled.
paralleled and without rival.
It is peerless.
Some of you might not be familiar with the concept of a machete ski.
It's pretty much a jet ski with two ultra-large machetes
strapped onto the front.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
You hear it, you see the name written on the tin,
you think, I know what's in that tin, and you're right.
And they're fabulous ideas because they work.
How did Party Schwarzenator get wind of coffee guy and his marketing now?
I think great minds like that
can't help it be drawn together
You know what I mean?
It's like C.S. Lewis
and Lewis Carroll hung out together
Because they were both literary giants live at the same time
If Newton, Sir Isaac Newton and Einstein were alive
In the same time, which they weren't
But if they were, they would have been buddies.
So you're telling me they're on the level?
They're both on the level that no one else is on.
And I call that level the plateau
because no one's above them.
Makes a lot of sense.
Coffee guy likes to party.
Why do you think he's so hopped up the whole time?
He's awake.
And party Schwarzenegger loves it.
It's in his name.
It's the first bit.
That's right.
It's the titular part of his name.
Mischitzky's the most party way to travel.
Like there's nothing.
Think of the mode of transport that says party louder than rocking up to somewhere on a body of water
with huge knives protruding at the front.
Stain of steel knives.
Powerful fucking play.
Stainless steel knives, haters.
You're not going to get us there.
Take that.
These things don't rust.
No, they don't.
Even in the corrosive ocean.
God damn.
Powerful team.
Powerful duo.
I, for one, am terrified at the prospect of the Meschetsky being put on the open market.
I don't think humanity is ready.
Well, there's only one way to find out, and luckily for us,
these two geniuses have gotten together, and we will find out soon enough.
But, you know, the important.
bit is the guy's got a lot on at the moment and he's off pursuing it as always what a journey he's
been on this year yeah in some ways he's covered the most ground he like in terms of the frequent
flyer miles that guy could probably afford to buy an island on his at this point he's got gold
he's probably no he's got platinum status i invented a status and it's called coffee status
it goes bronze silver gold platinum diamond coffee coffee diamond above platinum
And coffee above all.
That is tattooed across his back.
Yeah, those words.
Scripture style.
That's what's up.
He's actually got, on his back, he's got bronze status and then a line through it,
silver status, then a line through it, gold status, line through it.
Platinum status, line through it, diamond status, line through it,
and then coffee status, no line through it.
Because he was previously drinking, boiled down, precious metals.
It's like guys in the army who get tattoos, depending on how many kills they've had,
like confirmed kills it's that kind of thing
but he's chopping off status levels
with this frequent fly program
on the podcast
yeah we are so far down the rabbit hole
bruh yeah dude
it's made all the more real by the fact that
our girlfriends came home and they're just kind of hearing
these bits and bobs and
tell you what it gives you a little perspective
on the insane
conclusions that we draw
it'll be weird listening
yeah
Zoe's mouthing at us
the word weird
so we qualify
Sophie
she's just in the room
she responded with a year
okay
hey baby
how you going
that's good
nothing
just saying how you go
the interesting thing is
despite the fact
that party Schwarzenegger
has found
coffee guy
and then formed a brutal alliance
in the name of fun everywhere
Mr Big is he's a solo act
Yeah well that's what I was about to say
As long as we're at the very bottom of the rabbit hole
We might as well pick up the book that's by our feet
Yeah absolutely dude
Leaf through some pages
Flip through them
You know see what's been written down
Oh nice
Oh yeah that's a book
Good
Okay on that page
Okay there's a naked woman and the picture of an atom
I'm not sure what that's about
We've got a cat and a cheese board.
Well, that I'm interested in, but also, by the looks of what's at the bottom of the page,
it's probably illegal to even talk about.
Okay.
This one appears to be...
Hold on for us again.
It's a zodiac, like, all of the signs of the zodiac, and a lot of, like, math just scrawled over the top of it.
So there's some, like, heby-jiby shit, you know?
I'm stopping here.
Okay.
Yeah.
Mr. Big is the Zodiac.
killer
fact
oh my shit
busted bro
that's a dark roast brother
Chris Noah if you can't run away
you can't hide behind the church
we know what's happening
hold on
is big the zodiac killer or is Chris
Noah
it's all it's all here man
it's all one thing
damn it's all bleeding in
and folding in on itself
this is like what happens
when the universe ends
it's like all the energy
sort of disson this is a
what's that shit called
you know how the universe is expanding and then it stops and then it contracts on itself
no i don't know what's that thing called that thing where the universe like retreats into itself
entropy that's it this is entropy
i don't know what entropy is i don't really spend a lot of my time thinking about what the universe is doing
It's all on the fucking page if you'd look at it.
That's chicken scratch.
You can't make out what's written down there.
It's like matrix code.
You've got to kind of look through it.
We have stumbled into something much bigger than ourselves.
Absolutely.
That crime was up until right now unsolved.
Oh shit.
Can we even release this?
I am not sure.
I don't know what the legality around it is.
The thing is, though, I mean, there's a lot of symbols and math on here.
I don't know if I'm interpreting it 100% correctly.
and if we're seeing that Mr. Big is the Zodiac Killer
or if he's found out who the Zodiac Killer is?
Actually, if you turn the whole book around and look at it the other way,
it's just a really, really good etching of Mark Ruffalo's face.
Oh, would you look at that?
Do you think he's just done a sketch?
Yeah.
Isn't that weird that if you turn Mark Ruffalo's face around,
you get a series of symbols that tell you that big is the Zodiac Killer.
Isn't that weird?
That is unlikely.
and almost definitely a sign of insanity.
Because you look at a movie like Avengers, right,
and you see him, you see Banner,
and you're like, there's something very watchable about you
and you can't put your finger on it, right?
And then you don't know it,
but it's because all of the symbology
leading you to the killer of the Zodiac Killer
is the inverse of the space.
There's a lot of, yeah, there are a movie,
there's actually a bar just over the road from where we're staying,
where people go and watch the event.
while they're doing handstands and you said you said to me today you said that's a really
I don't get it now I do I was all in the book New York is a crazy place and a friendly town
sure it's everything you've heard sorry for burping on the microphone as well that's disgusting
they didn't hear you could have got away with it if it wasn't for your meddling kid
brain okay nice recovery I tell you what everything you hear about the stabbings and things
I haven't experienced it myself you haven't been stabbed
Not today, Death.
I haven't.
God, this thing is loaded with references to terrible movies.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
If you haven't heard Tall Death to a Splart, go Google that.
Go get it in you.
Jesus Christ.
I can't wait to put this thing to bed, to be honest.
That's right.
This is what it must be like to be a parent.
And your kid's real hypo at like 8 o'clock.
And you're like, can you please go to bed?
I need some alone time before I go to sleep and get up to go to work in the morning.
Well, this is even better than that.
Because I feel like that is the feeling we get when the move.
ends right we're like okay done for another week what we're about to experience is the kid moving
out going to college maybe like getting out of the city that they're in right now sex in the
city three all grown up yeah oh nice that's a cross over and a half imagine brady the rat king
combining his like malevolent genius with donna's creativity for making shoes with lights on
them is that is that a something
donna could craft shoes out of rats
rats and lights
Tim
guy
let's let's end it
and then there's one more
okay
if we call a ceasefire in this conversation
okay then it's just once
it's just once more
okay that's the smallest number of watches
we could possibly have remaining
okay that's amazing
okay that is amazing
Yeah, it's very impressive, very alluring.
Yeah, I'm excited.
You're inside the stadium, about to cross the finish line.
It's very cool.
The one silly guy and Tim thing we haven't dug into a lot this time around,
and congratulations to him for slipping under the radar, as is his want, is Dick Bot.
So, well done, buddy.
What you've been trying to do this whole time is be unwatched by the human eye,
and you fucking succeeded this week.
But we see you.
We know you're there.
We know you're listening.
We acknowledge you.
To everyone else, still some tickets available to the show at the Bell House.
This coming Thursday, I love date stamping podcasts.
Thursday, the 3rd of March, 2016, the Bell House.
Doors at 7, shows at 7.30.
The final ever time, this insanity will unfold before your eyes and is.
We would love to see you there.
The quickest way to get the link is to go to Facebook.com
slash worst idea of all time,
and it'll be pinned up the top.
It's been a pleasure and an honour serving with you today, Guy.
Oh, it is never a good time, but always in honour.
Cool.
As the great Wycliffe Jean once said,
I'll be gone until November.
It's the worst idea of all time
It's the worst idea of all time
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