The Worst Idea Of All Time - REPLAY: S02E51 - Reporting In

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are watching Sex and The City 2 for the second to last time EVER! It's an exciting time, producing a surprisingly... low energy episode. Beaten and battle-worn, the lads have allowed the Sandlerverse to pop its head back into the fold and Guy has an insane theory about what background characters on the phone are doing. Whitecliff Jean features, as does Roald Dahl.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, friends. As we put the finishing touches on our next exciting adventure for you, we thought it was the perfect time to replay our second season of the podcast where we watch Sex and the City 2 every week for a year, hot off the back of the tragic news that and just like that will not be returning. Please enjoy. It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time Season two Hello and welcome to the worst idea of all time
Starting point is 00:00:44 Episode number 50 With myself Tim Bat One Guy Montgomery 2 On this The 52nd episode of the podcast This is the last time We will discuss Sex and City 2
Starting point is 00:00:57 In Private I would like to introduce you to the concept of the podcast and it is this Guy Montgomery and myself have been watching Sex and the City too for the last calendar year If you're starting here, it's cheating Yeah it is You back up, back up donkey
Starting point is 00:01:15 Go back in time, you donkey You fucking donkey with a poseable thumbs in a smartphone If it sounds echoey That's because we're coming to you live from New York City But you probably knew that from a many episode we haven't recorded yet but we'll record immediately after this
Starting point is 00:01:32 and then release before this episode so you've already heard it so the pre-tape call-in show sketch from Mr. Show. Yes, it is. That's a bloody good... It's a good gas, that one. And the echoey nature
Starting point is 00:01:44 corresponds with the Environ that we're currently recording in. A beautiful Airbnb that doesn't have any hidden cameras in it that we know about yet and it's all here. There's a bathroom. is a toilet in it.
Starting point is 00:01:57 There is a fridge freezer to keep perishables cool and crisp and there's even a radiator spewing heated us from the corner of the lounge. It's crazy. When we first walked in it was like,
Starting point is 00:02:08 uh-oh, the apartment's on fire. It's just the radiator. It's two surfboards. Both decorative. Cool guy. Very cool guy. I would give this guy
Starting point is 00:02:19 that's not booked through my Airbnb five stars. Fuck, that's a lot. Exactly as advertised. There's a whole lot. Guy Tim The movie
Starting point is 00:02:31 Wasn't into it this week And I hope and pray that we find one That you know really just fucking nails it You know what I mean Like one of these watches one of these takes Before we dive into the movie tip This is obviously The home stretch
Starting point is 00:02:48 To say the least Yeah If we were marathon runners We'd be turning into the stadium now You know Turning into Oh right you meant like transforming into a stadium?
Starting point is 00:02:58 Yeah. How incredible would that be if that's what happened when you went marathon running? If you think that you're turning into a stadium. I'm a stadium now. That's how well I've been running. I've transformed into a big arena. I don't think that's a goal for marathon runners. I don't think they hope to transform into like large facilities that host sports events.
Starting point is 00:03:16 And that's why I love you guy. You're ambitious. You think bigger than the average cat. No, no. In this circumstance, you're the ambitious one with dreams of becoming a stadium. I think you planted this seed No, no, you just misinterpreted what it's saying What I'm saying, Tim, is that
Starting point is 00:03:30 We've run 41 kilometres Okay, we've watched sex in the city too How many kilometres is it? Fifty one times, 42. 42, okay. And accordingly, what is your mood? Is it one of jubilant excitement That the race is almost over?
Starting point is 00:03:46 Yeah. Or are you still in the trenches like, I've just got to get over the line? I'm digging through, but it's like you feel the pain of what you've done. Is it a good pain? It is right now, yeah, because I know it's, it's kind of like, sort of like stigmata, you know? There's like a religious martyrism about it where it's like, I bear these wounds and this pain for a particular reason, and it is to relinquish myself and others of their sin.
Starting point is 00:04:15 That's how you see this. That's just the kind of pain. That's what I feel. That's the kind of pain I'm experiencing. you are what okay could you please articulate to me why you are doing this i still don't know i can't answer that question is it is it from is there a higher calling yes this is religious no this oh no when you say higher i thought you just meant you know just like broader just wider a hired calling there's not a hired calling no one's asked as you well know no one has asked
Starting point is 00:04:51 us to do this. The calling is internal, and it is inner and it is strong. So, yeah. Oh, that's good. It comes from within. Hey, you're in a good spot, and I like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:01 And then the last one, the last watch will be in front. Well, yeah, it'll be just before we do the show. That is funny. The time. And that's a really thrilling prospect that we can close the book on this chapter of our lives and move forward. Onward is the march. That's going to be the most infathing.
Starting point is 00:05:21 book closing of all time. It's like when you get a big dictionary and you open it in the middle and you slam it shut when you're a little kid just for that satisfying thump. For that thump. How are you feeling? Yeah, I think we're in a similar spot.
Starting point is 00:05:36 I mean, I can say for a fact we are. I'm about 30 centimetres from you on a couch right now. I just, yeah, it's like, it's the movie's no good. It was sort of like knowing that I'm about to be released from its depths, it's kind of, this might be, like the last day in prison where it's sort of it's almost nostalgic you reflect on your time you think about what you did to put you there and you're like well never again i can't wait to get out of here but in a weird way there are aspects of it on miss i know the pork riblets
Starting point is 00:06:06 on tuesday yeah you know i'm speaking as obviously you're in the metaphor not yeah um but i hear you bro i'm i'm with you on that there were bits in the movie where i was just like yeah i had it had it was It's like, I'm going to, I don't know, I'm going to miss some of you guys. Who are you going to miss? I'm going to miss coffee guy, you know. We saw his resting place today. Guys, we had a huge thing happened to us today, which I'm going to assume we'll get into more in the mini episode. So we've already talked about it from your perspective.
Starting point is 00:06:38 But this Sex and the City tour that we went on with Elise, holy shit, it was great. Yeah. It was a good tour. It really tied me out, though. I got so sleepy on their bus. absolutely it's three and a half hours long but as tim said you've already heard about it if you so chose to listen to the friend zone episode three if you did not uh just take our word for it we did it uh oh our girlfriends are here that's good i did no i mean it's good i mean i'm gonna
Starting point is 00:07:04 have to put the thingy down for a second you're gonna let them in yeah i can pad for time all right although you won't hear what i'm saying and i would love your feedback on it but that's okay i'll just uh i'll just forge a head with reckless abandon so many cases Oh, God. Jesus. Deep cut fans of the podcast will know that there's a man early on at Bergdorf Goodman talking into a phone who each week, I believe, is checking in with some higher up, some superior to say, good news, sir, I've seen them.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Tim and Guy are back for another helping. And for a very long time, that's been the extent of the theory I have. However, this week, just by sort of, I think because I don't want to lose the opportunity to make more connections and see what's happening. I was observing other people who use telephones in the film but with a little bit more like intensity. And so there are people who are on the phone, not necessarily for the sake of the movie.
Starting point is 00:08:04 They're just background actors whose task or motivation that they've chosen or has been given to them by Mattress Pikelet King is there on the phone. And there were two people, namely one on the red carpet in a suit in the background of shot who's talking on the phone probably at the 45 minute mark reporting to his superior who's presumably the same one
Starting point is 00:08:25 there is an intricate conspiracy theory at play here that yes they are still watching the film things are going great and then once more I say a woman clad in white clothing at the hotel as soon as the girls arrive in Abu Dhabi doing the exact same thing three different people the same boss all reporting on the
Starting point is 00:08:46 the facts saying the same thing. Truly the ramblings of a madman. It's such a like meta, you know, conclusion to draw from what you're saying. You're getting some clues on a screen and you've got some interdimensional vibes that you're tapping into.
Starting point is 00:09:02 What do you think about it? If anyone could relate to the theory, it would be you. Dude, you know that I love my insane conspiracy theories and you know that we have connected some dots which don't necessarily have the shortest path between
Starting point is 00:09:16 them on this season but that particular note that you've hit that you've talked about before is fucking bonkers it's crazy and it's it terrifies and impresses impresses me that it came out of your head you don't believe that there are people in the film acting in the film reporting on us watching the film to mattress pikelet king that is not my interpretation of what's going on i do love it though you don't believe that mattress pikelet king has hired transcendental time-travelling, intergalactic, extras to... I'm not saying that's not happening, but it's not a conclusion that I have drawn myself.
Starting point is 00:09:55 So you're telling me there's a chance. That is what I'm saying, absolutely. But you believe this in your heart of hearts, and sometimes in life, and scientists won't tell you this, sometimes feeling is enough, sometimes emotion is proof. Sometimes instead of listening to logic and reason and evidence, You just have to look within yourself for the real truth.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Listen to your heart when he's calling for you. Listen to your heart. There's nothing else you can do. I don't know where you're going and I don't know why. Listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye. Deep. The thing that we've glossed over so far is the fact that we're in New York City, which is quite a big deal for us.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Yeah, it's a very exciting place to be. It's a big apple. here i saw the um the big library where ghostbusters was filmed and also some bits from the sex in the city series which we learned during the tour that we've already talked about yeah and are therefore not speaking about presently if you'd stop bringing it up for once in your life diane i apologize oh yeah we're going to so off the back of the incredible script read of grown-ups too that we did uh in in l a you know it would be funny if we just keep saying everything every thought we started we just said oh we've talked about that in the mini app and
Starting point is 00:11:20 then we just don't record one so so this is just like 40 minutes or so of just half sentences of the beginnings of thoughts but not the ends becket produced this podcast we nice waiting for sandler wait is that what you were thinking of waiting for conversation um we got into an interesting rhythm because we've had to revisit the Grownups 2 universe because we had to re-edit that script where we've married the two. The DNA is coming together.
Starting point is 00:11:53 We're splicing the two movies together. So there are certain beats that the movie hits where we'd just like chuck a grown-ups 2 line in there. That's right. What we watched today was 90% sex in the city to, 10% grown-ups 2. And I tell you what, better than the sum of its parts. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:12:10 I think we've speculated before. If you brought the two together, I think they'd both benefit from it. the characters could counterbalance each other. It's like those weird relationships where you think that both people are punching above their division. If you put them together, we could actually walk up to Wycliffe-Jean and say, hey, Whitecliffe-Jean, check this out. Two wrongs can make a right, and then Moonwalk out of there.
Starting point is 00:12:32 And Whitecliffe-Jon will be like, I don't know who those people are. I don't know what they've made. But my God, that's a good moonwalk for a white boy. That's exactly what he'd say. I can't believe you're attributing two wrongs that make a right solely to White-Clewold. That's where the proverb started. I challenged that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Present your evidence. Who do you attribute the quote to? I got nothing. And therefore you win. And therefore Whitecliffe John did start that proverb. I want to tell you about a beacon of light sent down from God himself on high to me, Guy Montgomery, during my 51st watch of sex at the city to. Let me hear it.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Movie premiere. There's a lot of excitement. There's a lot of people saying heart of the desert. This one is in the running. 84th annual Academy Awards. Yes, Smith Garrett, breakout role. Absolutely. The four
Starting point is 00:13:22 Friends of ours, Big, Carrie, Stanford and Anthony, on the red carpet wearing their pathetic VIP bands. They're silver. You can buy them anywhere. They're those holographic-y kind of ones, say, like sparkly. They show them to the security guard who's very
Starting point is 00:13:38 skeptical that any of these people have any business being at the Premier. and Anthony's acting is exceptional He's given very little to do And he does it very well He doesn't even make icon He's so insulted by the notion That he doesn't belong on the red carpet
Starting point is 00:13:54 And as a VIP member of this film premiere He looks not through but just past He barely, he's just like, of course Now from memory of my 51 watches of this film Anthony doesn't get a line Because it's Stanford who says Where VIP see And then like dangles his wrist in the year
Starting point is 00:14:09 With the band on it No Stanford says that Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. So you're commenting, you're complimenting Anthony, who doesn't even get a line in that bit, right? That's right. That's the best kind of acting. That's the hardest bit to nail.
Starting point is 00:14:21 They say silent acting. Acting is reacting. I think Wyclef Jean said that. Really? Yeah, he said it. He was talking about a movie in the recording booth with the other Fugis. And he said, well, the thing with acting is it's reacting. And then...
Starting point is 00:14:37 Then Lauren Hill said, yes. Yeah. and then there was some like drama scribe who stole the thought who was working as an audio producer at the time but his real passion was writing books about theory and acting a little goblin man he hangs out below theatres just scribbling ideas down that come out come out during rehearsal treading the boards under the boards a little goblin man in the sewers scrolling down ideas sounds like some weird fusion between brady and mr big yeah like they had a sperm blend in the jiscusi oh god that's not a how that works what if it's a combination of bloodlines down the track yeah that's possible but has mr big maybe not found in the jiscusi the temperature at which you can actually fuse DNA oh okay so it's it's kind of like a melting point of a substance this is this is a bit where sperm can becomes malleable on a on a like atomic scale on a molecular level on a DNA level yeah and it just starts starts riffing and scatting between itself and grabbing a
Starting point is 00:15:40 bit of this and chucking it in there and yeah I like that what yeah see that's kind of that reminds me of like the mystical brown note in music that there is a a note that you can hit that makes people shit themselves makes people lose their bowels yeah
Starting point is 00:15:56 it's like a great great urban legend and I like this as well that there is there is a temperature out there that if you can get it within this fraction of a window sperm will start combining with other sperm it's exciting these are exciting times to be alive science is doing stuff now that people 100 years ago 10 years ago even wouldn't have thought possible this is what Kurzweild was talking about this is exactly what he was talking about so he say his name I don't know who you're talking about um yeah he's a big thinker a big thinker um I want to tell you my shining light real quick because I'm going to forget it otherwise in the boardroom where we meet Tom who is a pig who I love
Starting point is 00:16:40 The guy who they try to give the case to, who I always figured was like a junior partner, and you said, no, he's not. And I was, like, adamant that he was. But there was no proof to support my assertion that he's a junior member of that firm. I think his name's Kevin, and you would think that I would know that by now. I'm going to say Kevin. Kevin gets given the case. And then he says, ah, it's Miranda's case.
Starting point is 00:17:02 It's the only line that he gets in the whole film. It's the only time we see him. And fuck, he's good. he was underutilized in this film You could say that about a lot of people You could say that the Well actually I could only say that about Kevin and Beidun
Starting point is 00:17:17 We love Beidun He's a talent What about Captain Red Shorts Captain Red Shorts Could use a lot more of him Well I think that's more for us though Like we don't know that he's a great actor I know for a fact
Starting point is 00:17:31 I've watched him two weeks in a row And been spellbound The guy has got chops What I'm saying is if they divvied up the workload better, maybe said to SJP and Cynthia and Kristen and Samantha, hey, we respect that the reason this exists is because of the phenomenal work you've done across the television series in the first movie.
Starting point is 00:17:52 First AD, Bernie Sanders, taking one of the units going, I want the top 1% of actors to do. I don't want 90% of the lights going to the top 1%. More powerful than that. Mattress Pikelet King's been reading a lot. about communism and he's sort of trying to instill it across the sets on which he works so he refuses to bind to the concept of a leading actor and supporting actors all actors are made equal none more equal than others captain red shorts you get exactly the same amount of screen time
Starting point is 00:18:25 as s jp yeah i like that and then everyone's on an even footing to shine shine on through obviously you know who would shine the most this week kevin my god if he had more screen time Oh, you should look him up. Forget about it. You go hang out with Kevin in a different movie. Maybe he lives here in New York City, you know? That's the beautiful thing about being in here. We don't know who's around.
Starting point is 00:18:47 No, we don't. We don't know who we'll run into. Have you seen a celebrity? No. Didn't someone say Willem Defoe was kicking about in the East Village when we went through on the tour today? Or maybe they said that they saw him a different time. I don't know. They described his teeth as chicklets, whoever it was.
Starting point is 00:19:04 At least said that. There you go. tell her that we sent you if you go on that tour yeah I haven't seen any other celebs I didn't see Willem Defoe either don't feel bad about it how about you no we were with you the whole time it's a deep cut
Starting point is 00:19:24 how are you feeling about grown-ups too at the moment like where are you sitting with that it doesn't it's an interesting phenomenon because we put it to bed and we've gone for 12 months and we really shut the door and walked out on that and now we've got a little phone call from it going hey i know we broke up a long time ago but do you want to go get a coffee sometime and it's like yeah i think enough times past it we could probably you know we're on the level we can have a coffee we're all adults here and so we did recently and i tell you what man
Starting point is 00:19:50 we had a lot of fun yeah most recent coffee was growing up still we had a lot i think you have a lot of fun but you also think but there's a you know there's a reason that we went our separate ways it's always a reason hey it was really good to see i'm glad you're doing well yeah uh respectfully yeah probably not going to hang out again for a while yeah nothing against you we had a good time there's a reason we were together in the first place and it's like closure in a way it's like it's cool to see you good to see that you you know you've perked up a bit and you're doing okay and now i really won't see you growing up too what wins like i am worried about tim and guy they are not good because we have found ourselves another abusive relationship you know we're really just
Starting point is 00:20:28 going going from um misguided partner to misguided partner i just want to know what it feels like to be loved by a movie guy I want to be held in its warm embrace tenderly gingerly some people treat movies they're like
Starting point is 00:20:43 they're a warm blanket familiar friends company not us though no this is an unwashed blanket it's horrible lice in it yeah it's tuberculosis
Starting point is 00:20:56 ful it lice actually like cleanliness you have heard this doesn't make any sense to me if I was a lice I would like do you think Lice know how we talk about them. Like, they think that they're really well-liked and clean and popular.
Starting point is 00:21:11 They'd be devastated that we think they're filthy. They'd be like, oh. Oh, but we only hang out in the cleanest spots. But we're only in the cleanest spots. That is such an unfair reputation for us. How could humans think that? We only hang out in pristine areas. It reminds me of, I can't remember what Roldale book this is from,
Starting point is 00:21:28 The Witches, maybe, about how you shouldn't wash. If you're a kid, you shouldn't bathe. because then the witches will smell you. If you're dirty, what they're smelling is like the dirt, then it masks the scent. But if you clean yourself, then you smell of child, and they'll find you, and they'll get you. Don't wash.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Don't wash, kids. Hashtag don't wash. Do not do it. Scoop to the ball. Skipa da pop, pa, ha, ha, ha, ha. Skipa da pooh. What's cool. Dube do to do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Well, he bit all the heat-hugs and he, what all the she-hugs in this tune never knew such a hood of a balloon.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Why is he in the big apple? Brogues. That's the question. We ask it every week. We've still yet to get to the bottom of this one. Ah, you old coffee guy. What could compel a man, a mortal man, as far as we know, to inhale hot liquid Java as quickly as humanly possible
Starting point is 00:22:55 to burn three layers of skin from the inside of his mouth and then bound out the cafe doors into the big, bad world? You're not going to believe this, dude, bruh? In the split second that we do not see coffee guy in between his three massive gulps where he consumes 33% of a cup of coffee in each one... 33.3.3.3 recurring. He has received a text message from one party Schwarzenegger saying, Hey, bruh, I've got a great business idea.
Starting point is 00:23:28 One word, Meschetsky. Holy shit. And so struck with the beauty and the brilliance and he's just in awe of this thing that he has to get the fuck out of there as soon as possible. He gets his paper and he bails because he needs to get some transport to get over to Party Schwarzenegger's place. They need to find some napkins to write down some business plans
Starting point is 00:23:51 because that's how you make a billion-dollar idea come to fruition. What do you think would get coffee guys so excited by the prospect of a Meshti which we tested, you know, or Party Schwarzenator tested on the open market and the feedback was negative. Dangerous, unnecessary, these are some of the words we saw. We are not the marketing visionaries that a coffee guy, Party Schwarzenegger Alliance, would be.
Starting point is 00:24:17 That is a powerful team. That's the kind of advertising tour de force that comes along once in a generation. The meeting of those two minds is unparalleled. paralleled and without rival. It is peerless. Some of you might not be familiar with the concept of a machete ski. It's pretty much a jet ski with two ultra-large machetes
Starting point is 00:24:43 strapped onto the front. It's exactly what it sounds like. You hear it, you see the name written on the tin, you think, I know what's in that tin, and you're right. And they're fabulous ideas because they work. How did Party Schwarzenator get wind of coffee guy and his marketing now? I think great minds like that can't help it be drawn together
Starting point is 00:25:04 You know what I mean? It's like C.S. Lewis and Lewis Carroll hung out together Because they were both literary giants live at the same time If Newton, Sir Isaac Newton and Einstein were alive In the same time, which they weren't But if they were, they would have been buddies. So you're telling me they're on the level?
Starting point is 00:25:22 They're both on the level that no one else is on. And I call that level the plateau because no one's above them. Makes a lot of sense. Coffee guy likes to party. Why do you think he's so hopped up the whole time? He's awake. And party Schwarzenegger loves it.
Starting point is 00:25:35 It's in his name. It's the first bit. That's right. It's the titular part of his name. Mischitzky's the most party way to travel. Like there's nothing. Think of the mode of transport that says party louder than rocking up to somewhere on a body of water with huge knives protruding at the front.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Stain of steel knives. Powerful fucking play. Stainless steel knives, haters. You're not going to get us there. Take that. These things don't rust. No, they don't. Even in the corrosive ocean.
Starting point is 00:26:08 God damn. Powerful team. Powerful duo. I, for one, am terrified at the prospect of the Meschetsky being put on the open market. I don't think humanity is ready. Well, there's only one way to find out, and luckily for us, these two geniuses have gotten together, and we will find out soon enough. But, you know, the important.
Starting point is 00:26:27 bit is the guy's got a lot on at the moment and he's off pursuing it as always what a journey he's been on this year yeah in some ways he's covered the most ground he like in terms of the frequent flyer miles that guy could probably afford to buy an island on his at this point he's got gold he's probably no he's got platinum status i invented a status and it's called coffee status it goes bronze silver gold platinum diamond coffee coffee diamond above platinum And coffee above all. That is tattooed across his back. Yeah, those words.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Scripture style. That's what's up. He's actually got, on his back, he's got bronze status and then a line through it, silver status, then a line through it, gold status, line through it. Platinum status, line through it, diamond status, line through it, and then coffee status, no line through it. Because he was previously drinking, boiled down, precious metals. It's like guys in the army who get tattoos, depending on how many kills they've had,
Starting point is 00:27:27 like confirmed kills it's that kind of thing but he's chopping off status levels with this frequent fly program on the podcast yeah we are so far down the rabbit hole bruh yeah dude it's made all the more real by the fact that our girlfriends came home and they're just kind of hearing
Starting point is 00:27:44 these bits and bobs and tell you what it gives you a little perspective on the insane conclusions that we draw it'll be weird listening yeah Zoe's mouthing at us the word weird
Starting point is 00:27:59 so we qualify Sophie she's just in the room she responded with a year okay hey baby how you going that's good
Starting point is 00:28:11 nothing just saying how you go the interesting thing is despite the fact that party Schwarzenegger has found coffee guy and then formed a brutal alliance
Starting point is 00:28:23 in the name of fun everywhere Mr Big is he's a solo act Yeah well that's what I was about to say As long as we're at the very bottom of the rabbit hole We might as well pick up the book that's by our feet Yeah absolutely dude Leaf through some pages Flip through them
Starting point is 00:28:40 You know see what's been written down Oh nice Oh yeah that's a book Good Okay on that page Okay there's a naked woman and the picture of an atom I'm not sure what that's about We've got a cat and a cheese board.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Well, that I'm interested in, but also, by the looks of what's at the bottom of the page, it's probably illegal to even talk about. Okay. This one appears to be... Hold on for us again. It's a zodiac, like, all of the signs of the zodiac, and a lot of, like, math just scrawled over the top of it. So there's some, like, heby-jiby shit, you know? I'm stopping here.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Okay. Yeah. Mr. Big is the Zodiac. killer fact oh my shit busted bro that's a dark roast brother
Starting point is 00:29:33 Chris Noah if you can't run away you can't hide behind the church we know what's happening hold on is big the zodiac killer or is Chris Noah it's all it's all here man it's all one thing
Starting point is 00:29:46 damn it's all bleeding in and folding in on itself this is like what happens when the universe ends it's like all the energy sort of disson this is a what's that shit called you know how the universe is expanding and then it stops and then it contracts on itself
Starting point is 00:30:01 no i don't know what's that thing called that thing where the universe like retreats into itself entropy that's it this is entropy i don't know what entropy is i don't really spend a lot of my time thinking about what the universe is doing It's all on the fucking page if you'd look at it. That's chicken scratch. You can't make out what's written down there. It's like matrix code. You've got to kind of look through it.
Starting point is 00:30:34 We have stumbled into something much bigger than ourselves. Absolutely. That crime was up until right now unsolved. Oh shit. Can we even release this? I am not sure. I don't know what the legality around it is. The thing is, though, I mean, there's a lot of symbols and math on here.
Starting point is 00:30:51 I don't know if I'm interpreting it 100% correctly. and if we're seeing that Mr. Big is the Zodiac Killer or if he's found out who the Zodiac Killer is? Actually, if you turn the whole book around and look at it the other way, it's just a really, really good etching of Mark Ruffalo's face. Oh, would you look at that? Do you think he's just done a sketch? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Isn't that weird that if you turn Mark Ruffalo's face around, you get a series of symbols that tell you that big is the Zodiac Killer. Isn't that weird? That is unlikely. and almost definitely a sign of insanity. Because you look at a movie like Avengers, right, and you see him, you see Banner, and you're like, there's something very watchable about you
Starting point is 00:31:36 and you can't put your finger on it, right? And then you don't know it, but it's because all of the symbology leading you to the killer of the Zodiac Killer is the inverse of the space. There's a lot of, yeah, there are a movie, there's actually a bar just over the road from where we're staying, where people go and watch the event.
Starting point is 00:31:53 while they're doing handstands and you said you said to me today you said that's a really I don't get it now I do I was all in the book New York is a crazy place and a friendly town sure it's everything you've heard sorry for burping on the microphone as well that's disgusting they didn't hear you could have got away with it if it wasn't for your meddling kid brain okay nice recovery I tell you what everything you hear about the stabbings and things I haven't experienced it myself you haven't been stabbed Not today, Death. I haven't.
Starting point is 00:32:25 God, this thing is loaded with references to terrible movies. Yeah. Yeah, it is. If you haven't heard Tall Death to a Splart, go Google that. Go get it in you. Jesus Christ. I can't wait to put this thing to bed, to be honest. That's right.
Starting point is 00:32:40 This is what it must be like to be a parent. And your kid's real hypo at like 8 o'clock. And you're like, can you please go to bed? I need some alone time before I go to sleep and get up to go to work in the morning. Well, this is even better than that. Because I feel like that is the feeling we get when the move. ends right we're like okay done for another week what we're about to experience is the kid moving out going to college maybe like getting out of the city that they're in right now sex in the
Starting point is 00:33:03 city three all grown up yeah oh nice that's a cross over and a half imagine brady the rat king combining his like malevolent genius with donna's creativity for making shoes with lights on them is that is that a something donna could craft shoes out of rats rats and lights Tim guy let's let's end it
Starting point is 00:33:31 and then there's one more okay if we call a ceasefire in this conversation okay then it's just once it's just once more okay that's the smallest number of watches we could possibly have remaining okay that's amazing
Starting point is 00:33:46 okay that is amazing Yeah, it's very impressive, very alluring. Yeah, I'm excited. You're inside the stadium, about to cross the finish line. It's very cool. The one silly guy and Tim thing we haven't dug into a lot this time around, and congratulations to him for slipping under the radar, as is his want, is Dick Bot. So, well done, buddy.
Starting point is 00:34:08 What you've been trying to do this whole time is be unwatched by the human eye, and you fucking succeeded this week. But we see you. We know you're there. We know you're listening. We acknowledge you. To everyone else, still some tickets available to the show at the Bell House. This coming Thursday, I love date stamping podcasts.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Thursday, the 3rd of March, 2016, the Bell House. Doors at 7, shows at 7.30. The final ever time, this insanity will unfold before your eyes and is. We would love to see you there. The quickest way to get the link is to go to Facebook.com slash worst idea of all time, and it'll be pinned up the top. It's been a pleasure and an honour serving with you today, Guy.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Oh, it is never a good time, but always in honour. Cool. As the great Wycliffe Jean once said, I'll be gone until November. It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea of all time Season two

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