The Yak - A Barstool Intern Reveals Her Interesting DMs with Tommy Smokes | The Yak 6-6-25

Episode Date: June 6, 2025

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Francis is here. Yeah. Hey. Hot of tires fame. Dun-dun. Thank you, thanks guys. Is the whole season out? Yep.

Oh, fuck yes, I'm gonna watch it. How many episodes? 12 this time. Wow. I doubled it up for last season. Ninja tonight. Yeah, there's some cool people. Vince Vaughn's in it, Thomas Hayden Church is in it John Lovitz. So some awesome people John Fidelberg John Fidelberg is in it

And I'm in it a little bit. So is hairball No, he's not hairball is not in it. What he want to be I think they cast him But he couldn't get up in time here. That's gotta be what it was probably like a 10 be what it was. It was probably like a 10 30 AM call. 10 30 AM call time. He was like, I'm not on that time zone. Yeah. Happy to have you here. I'm psyched to see you guys. It's fun.

It's fun to kind of just be here without, you know, like a fucking mini golf tournament going on. Yeah. We do have a combine a little later. Okay. All right. Stick around for that. Good. And mini golf. And mini golf. Yeah. We do have a combine a little later. Okay. All right. Stick around for that. Good. Yeah. And mini golf. And mini golf. And mini golf. Perfect. Should we just rip off the bandaid and just ask them about the hairball? You don't like it. It's the only

thing I don't like about Son of a Boy Dad. Uh oh. What's that? Maybe you like it? No. But I don't like Son of a Boy Dad. It's in my rotation now. It's very funny. Okay. Thank you. You guys are great. You don't like that I call him hairball? I don't like son of a boy that is my dad in my rotation now. It's very okay. Thank you guys are great You don't like that. I call him here. I don't like that. You call him hairball. It's the only thing I don't like I can I can Stop doing it. No, I don't want you to stop. It's not vital. Why do you do it? I think like almost makes me think you guys are dating and it's like maybe if it bothers sass I would be more into it. I think part of it came from the fact that he really wanted it

was like before he did his rebrand to Harry right and but I knew he didn't really like being called Lil Sass and so I needed a Harry felt way too formal yeah and so I needed a new nickname that had nothing to do with Lil Sass so I just started calling him hairball No, it's okay If it bothered sass I'd be all in on it, can you get it? How does it not bother him? Yeah, it's like that would absolutely bother us. I think we also there was a period There were some episodes that rhone wasn't around for I love those and he not great, but you and hair you and hairball. Yeah, we were just fighting bickering fight a lot

And um, it was sort it turned into this like big brother little brother thing where he was somehow my big brother Yes, yes and to sort of rebalance the power dynamic I would call him this okay, then I'm in somewhat an explanation But does he care? I don't think he cares about He's he doesn't it all bounces off of him. You know he doesn't listen to anyone No, I don't even yeah, I don't even know I don't even have no if he knows I'm on the pod We're honest But he's very funny. Yeah, yeah, we have a good time with it know if he fears, I don't even know if he knows I'm on the podcast, to be honest. But he's very funny. Yeah. Yeah. We have a good time with it. Yeah. Everything bounces off of SAS except for minor inconveniences. Correct. That is

tough. Logistical planning. Yeah. Then those cripple him. Nothing else really bothers him. Right. It is funny to view SAS as like a a like a 23 year old woman who moves to New York being like It's my movie Everyone else is just floating along inside my movie. Yeah. Yeah, the world's least romantic version of sex in the city. Yeah Carrie but like I don't know So you got shows here? Yeah, I'm in Zany's Rosemont all weekend. There's I think some tickets left for that.

So hopefully people can come out. I was at downtown last night, which I've never played before. And it's in Old Town, which I've also never been to before. And what an amazing part of Chicago. That is awesome. Holy shit. I felt like I'd walked into, I don't know. It's like 27 to 30 year olds who have their shit together and are out on nice

dates with their dog sitting at these outdoor bars that are packed on a Thursday night. Yeah. Yeah. What's that about? The venue itself is cool too. So cool. I loved it. Yeah. I have one thing to say to Kate. Oh, so Kate, I saw this clip of you talking about how I don't blink. And I had done a silly little Instagram story where I jokingly said that I have to remind myself to blink, which is a human thing. I was totally kidding. We all believed her. But the problem is that oftentimes I don't blink. So I'm sure I understood why you. But I don't have a condition.

Have you ever timed yourself? How long you can go? You know, I think blinking is a weakness. That's when they get you. You're defenseless when your eyes are closed. And, and the more you blink the more that time adds up You know, I totally knew I just wanted to draw more attention to your shows I'm honored Yeah, so tires

Season two Netflix check that out. How the premiere go It was cool. How do you think your outfit? Yeah, your outfit was a little see-through. I would say very Francis like you could only pull that off And I put that on everyone would be like why are you doing? Are you making a joke out of this? I don't know if I pulled it off. I got a lot of people offering their their insights Was it too many buttons on the pants? I think it was, the people thought that the pants were too pajama-y. Someone said that I looked like someone who,

Andy Dufresne, kept his pants on after escaping, which was great. I, you know, I don't know, just trying some new stuff. That's what I'm doing. And I had to put my hands in my pockets because they're a drawstring and they kind of Would have fallen off, but I don't know what to do with my hands in photos Yeah, you the top half of you is pride month. It's your here. It's the bottom half is escape from Auschwitz

Yes. Oh, right. Yeah, but right. Yeah Yeah, that looks great and then Look, it's all from that wrong side of the fence I didn't realize how overt the buttons would be the buttons there a lot. They're reflective really There are landing strip for aliens, it's the purest white I've ever seen yeah the mother of pearl at least they were cheap Sure yeah Found him you know we were supportive of that on this show that we did was last year We did we tried out things that we never would try out fashion wise I like I think that's a

admirable thing for someone to I mean look at me I'm wearing a black shirt for the 70th day in a row I Every day I wake up and I'm like, yeah, I'll go black shirt again. So I like that you're taking risks Here's the thing. I got dressed today for this show and I I would call this code-switching To what this? For this show and I I would call this code switching To what this is me. This is me putting on a governor and being like don't be yourself Wear a t-shirt and jeans and blend the fuck in middle-class I have to I and I do this in stand-up

I go out and I have to change out of what I would have worn for the day in Order to not draw attention to myself Man, this is not who I am if it were up to me. I'd be wearing something like that All all it is up to you man. Yeah, no, it's not just stunting on I can't be that guy cuz I I'm not that guy, really. I haven't earned it yet. Listen, this show, I don't think we've ever made fun of anyone who tried something different fashion-wise.

No, certainly not. I don't think so. Maybe I only ever wore a skirt once and never again. Well, that was disgusting. Yeah, that was gross. That was, yeah. But no, yeah, no. Dead to shorts, huh?

Not, just, it's kinda gross, right? It's weird, I don't mind them on you because you're so built. It is weird, too much leg and you sweat on the. I also don't mind it in Chicago. New York is so dressy as a city. It is. And people that wear shorts to the New York office, I don't get it. I agreed with that city thing

I've been I've been lambasted for that take before yeah, even in the summer Yeah, I feel childish going to an office in shorts just limits. I know that's stupid, but I know it's stupid I admit that this is a quirk That's not doesn't make any sense But it's more like being like if I ever have to like meet with someone I have shorts on I'm like this feels awkward There you go and again I'm wearing John if I made a 9 a.m. Ice cream cone and rode my skateboard

Shorts I'm not gonna fight for this take because I know I like imagine playing basketball in pants That'd be even true. Good point. I weirdly think that shorts here are the more Kind of if you don't know what's coming in your day the right thing to wear But in New York if you were to wear shorts to work and you someone hit you up and was like hey Let's grab a drink after work, you know at at a happy hour, or like any chance you can meet this person, they're interested in your career or something like that. They wanna do something with you. You're limiting your options.

Yeah. Getting dressed here is like, when you had to run the mile in like third grade, you didn't, you weren't aware of a locker room yet, and like the opportunity to change. So you had to dress for school, but also- In case the basketball game breaks out. Yeah, like the opportunity to change. So you had to dress for school but also in case the basketball game breaks out. Yeah like 1pm. Yeah. We might play basketball recess or have to run the mile or whatever else. It might be a water day. We don't know. Yeah

we're not really sure. It might be a water day, field day. Yeah. That's better. What's up Brandon? Hey. How you doing? I'm doing very well. How are you? Great. Got all your talking out on your other show? No I'm just I'm letting the conversation come to doing? I'm doing very well. How are you? Great. Got all your talking out on your other show? No, I'm just letting the conversation come to me. I'm not forcing the ball. That's good. Playing pace or basketball.

Yeah, I'll get some shots up in a minute. You're like a pretty integral cog. No, I'll get a put back bucket in a minute. Who are you? Cade will say something stupid and I'll fix it. What's your NBA comp on this show? Oh man, I'm probably Prime Bryant, Big Country Reeves. Oh, okay. Yeah. Bryant big country Reeves. Oh

Okay. Yeah, I don't know why Just felt like prime Bryant big country Reeves, but he's wearing a shirt I think you're I think you're Jamal Crawford. Oh, I like hot. Oh, yeah Yeah, I get hot and it's like damn Jamal Crawford dropped 30. Yeah one-on-one. I'm taking you every single time I mean, I'm coming off the bench. You're the best. Yeah. Yeah. But it but it but it also means you're going to like I said, like you could put up more points than anyone in the game. Yeah. Mm hmm. And you're lethal. Yeah. Did Jamal Crawford win sixth man of the year every year? Three times. Pretty much. Every single year. Yeah. Amar Lou Williams. It's got to be awesome to be like that good and be like, you know what? I'll come off the

bench so I can win an award Six man, they never did seventh man of the year three six. Yeah, or 12th man of the year. That'll be cool Just a guy that dominates the last minute of blowouts. Yeah, they all his tape is just warm-ups I used to think that the the sixth man of the year award was kind of like a throwaway consolation prize until I think that the sixth man of the year award was kind of like a throwaway consolation prize until I learned that coaches intentionally would make the sixth man like a very important part of the team. Manner Genobly.

Manner Genobly was the one that changed it. You can wear out their second unit. Yeah. Yeah, bring them in. So I'm Jamal Crawford. Yeah. That's what we're going with. That's really fucking good. That's awesome.

That's pretty good. Yeah's what we're going with. That's really fucking good. That's awesome. That's pretty good. Yeah, you're a bucket. So sick. So wait, so the tires premiere went well? Yeah. How do you think it came out? Did you watch it all yet?

I've watched four episodes, one, two, three, and four. Are you in one, two, three, or four? I'm in four. Nice. How competitive is that set when you have that many funny people? Do you feel the sense of people thinking like, I gotta bring my fucking A game so I can? Yes, but it's also no, it's not about outshining. I think if you were to try to outshine, you'd have a problem. It's very controlled in a way. I mean, McKeever is all over it. And also, you're not in the room with all the people. You have a specific call time.

I mean, it was 6 a.m. I had to be there at what they call base camp, which is just this parking lot behind a massive shopping center where they've got trailers set up and then you go in You've got your own trailer. They've they've ironed and pressed your Outfit from wardrobe for the day you put that on and then you go into hair and makeup which takes like 45 minutes and then you're all good to go and then they shuttle you over to the set and

It could be that things have moved around and you know you have to wait two or three hours or you're right on but you're only on with the people that are in in your scene. Yeah wow you made it sound so boring. Where'd they shoot it? I apologize Brandon. Crawford for three. You really sat my excitement for that one. Well I think maybe you'll appreciate this so I got to do I was on on in the same episode as Thomas Hayden Church who was that he is sideways and Lowell from wings Sandman from spider-man 3 blonde hair. Oh He's in the divorce It was a tombstone George of the jungle, you know, Fred fucking Chopin. He was wait was he in wings? Yeah, he's low Oh, okay. Yeah, no, I know

The affair and I just fucking said that he's a settle down But no, I didn't hear it, but I said it I'm right beside you all Crawford just picked up a technical If I did say I didn't hear it, I'm sorry, okay, but I said a lot of names being thrown around all right, but I said it Anyways, okay We okay, I think yeah, no he got a technical one more he's out Thomas Hayden Church is awesome I love that movie sideways and He's there and you know he's been I think he's been nominated for Oscars and stuff like that Yeah, and so like there were we had to you know you'd shoot till whatever 1230 and then everyone would break for lunch and

I would just get to sit and have lunch with him and he like lives on a horse farm in Texas That's pretty sad and so whenever he gets called to go do some acting, he goes and does it. And then he goes right back to his horse farm in Texas. That's a great life. You call it THC? No, I did not. I did not miss the opportunity. Missed opportunity. Huge miss. Not in Texas, isn't it? It's banned. You're right. It's illegal. Stephen Kohler. Yeah, I can't THC him. I have a very important question about tires

Francis cuz I'll be watching it this weekend. What episode is the one where Dave almost fired you for not showing up for Tate's Trial because I want to see you in that mean like this is going could you flip it off? Or can we tense your anxiety can we can we sense it? I wonder and I didn't know if you were going to bring that up. By the way, I fully had your back in that whole situation. Definitely did. I would argue you are the reason I'm still employed. For people who don't know that when they were filming tires during the Tate vote for when he had to go to New York and Francis texted Dave was like, Hey, I'm in the middle of filming tires. And Dave was like, I don't care.

You have to be there. And so Francis texted me. Well, first I texted you and I was like, guys, this is a fucking disaster. I have to shoot tires for four days. And all of a sudden on one of the days they've put together this Tate vote. What should I do and both of you guys were like that that shouldn't be a problem I was like this tate the tate vote means nothing tires is gonna be a big show

You're thinking about skipping tires, dude. I I didn't know what I knew it was gonna be a problem It was such a no-brainer in my mind that I was like just text him. Like there's no way that he'll think differently. And then I put together a text. I sent it to big cat first. He was like, that's perfect. And then I sent it to Dave and Dave was furious. Yeah. And then I immediately sent that back to big cat and I was like, okay, what now? And he was and he was like, fuck. Yeah. So I called Dave and I was like okay what now and he was and he was like fuck. Yeah. So I called Dave and I was just like I really think friends should do this and Dave was like I don't care. I was like well I'm going to say right now he's going to do it and like he's got to do it because it was tires like that's a big deal. I think it all worked out

in the end. The the what's fortunate about it is that Netflix has bought ads, Barstool for us to promote the show for them and specifically asked for me to be in the ads, which we just shot. So now that there's revenue, I think that I am absolved of the couple days that I took to- You were already in-

Yeah, Dave was great about it. And as he said to you, I think he just wanted to watch me squirm a little bit. Yeah, and I was just like, okay, well, but he is gonna go do tires. And you, so what episode is that? I'm only in one. So it's that, so that will be the moment

where we can look deep in your eyes and be like, he might think... Yes. He's one thinking I might be fired and two thinking, oh my God, what's gonna happen to Tate yeah heavy on your mind did you watch live like on set I think I watched after the fact our days of shooting were 6 a.m. till 7 p.m. or 6 p.m. I had it was it was truly like we were in a Vacuum I had no phone really and you know you're just it's it's tough so

I was freaking out the night before Because I didn't know what to do and then I had to ask I Had to ask my manager Who was a producer on the show if if he could ask the assistant director if they could move My shoot times so that I could race to New York Vote on whether Tate would come to New York and then race back Which they then ran up the flagpole to Netflix and Netflix was like we cannot move the entire shoot schedule around this

No, do you think Netflix was ever given the full story though? They're like listen He's a troll and he's really pissed some people off We need to do this vote. I think that I think they were like, I would love to see that meeting Yeah, I think they were like he's got another job that has a big commitment Which is which wasn't a big commitment on whether or not Tate needs to move to New York. And so they came back and they were like, no, we can't move it. And that was when I was like, I am going to be forced to decide whether to have to be removed completely from the show tires and maintain my job at barstool or accept that I will be fired again for my one my role

in one episode. That was that was the true Sophie's choice that I came to. And that's all Dave wanted. He was never going to fire you. Yeah. Well it certainly felt like it was. Honestly the writing on the wall was more apparent than the first time I got fired. So Yeah, it was a fucking nightmare. I was I was stressed eating ice cream all night. Ah well Now we got ice cream. You got to try some I'm excited for that. Oh, that's called 2 p.m One cone look I'm gonna make sure we're able to get over there before. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you know one we can move it Okay, but the

Coda to this is that big cat was incredibly important and helpful and like went to bat for me, which I was so grateful for. And I felt to some degree that having not turned on you in surviving, you would have done it anyway, but I was like, see, this is why it's good that I wasn't like, fuck you, big cat. I did not show on the show. Yeah, no, no, you're a good guy. And Kevin was great about it too. He, both of you guys were kind of commiserating. It was a no brainer. I'm excited to watch tires. Me too. Yeah. It's great show. Um, and this season, everything's bigger and better and more fun and chains fucking hilarious. Yeah so man

Speaking of ice cream Danny, there's some tension in the air. You want to just tell everyone that we have reached peace Big hat forced a truce. I don't think that's a fair representation We shook hands this doesn't seem like peace you. Last night, things got a little more personal. There was a black and white Western style videos out about me that I'm the villain. I took it a little personal from the cream teams. I didn't make you our enemy, Danny Conrad. You can run, but you can't hide.

You parade around our machines like a fool, thinking you run this town. If you go near our cream machine, there will be massive consequences. So this morning, Big Cat caught me in back with one of the tech guys and he was paranoid. He thought I was plotting and scheming and he proceeded to follow me for the rest of the morning. I shadowed you this morning because I liked my friend Danny Comrade. And a Dan on Dan time. That's nice.

Yeah. At one point it was Triple D. We had Danny Lance. Holy shit. Yeah. Never been done. I told him the slingshots have already been aimed at me I've already been threatened with pepper spray. Mm-hmm and daddy had a saying don't flash your gun if you're too afraid to use it So I was calling the cream team's bluff and that is suddenly when big cat decided to call a truce Yeah, I called the truce Guns are down disarmed go get ice cream then. Yeah

Well, I'm not today out of spite okay but I thought the whole thing was about you wanting to get ice cream it was that easy yeah yeah yeah we were we were to impasse and I was like we're sitting there kind of stuck and I was like you know what yeah cuz yesterday as a reminder I mean you you you told two men to oh yeah pepper spray him in the face and shoot Hershey Kisses at him. Zach actually told me this morning when I was like, I think Danny's gonna try to sneak some this weekend, he's like, I'll wait outside his house and pepper spray him.

And my thing was. And we went from that to just. Yeah. Oh, all right. Both on and off camera, I believe Big Cat told me yesterday, if I were to come in, sneak a cone at midnight, I'm coming back the next day and getting pepper spray. Yeah, I did say that. If I'm getting pepper sprayed, I'm not gonna stand up and take at midnight I'm coming back the next day and getting pepper. Yeah, I did say that I'm getting pepper sprayed

I'm not gonna stand up and take it. I'm gonna do it in action I'll die doing what I kind of see Danny I did too, but to see what it would have looked like at least I liked Danny so much I do too. I didn't really want to see the pepper spray, but I did but I didn't I don't want Danny to suffer But I do want to see what it would look like if he got pepper spray I do think Zach would have done it. I Someone said it online. He is John wick once you put in the order. It's over. You can't take it back And you have the option just tell Danny he's off the ban list forever and he can just have ice cream

I do. I did you just said truce. No, no, he's off the ban list. I tweeted out. He's off the ban list We shook on it. That was the other thing. He made me give him his hand the whole time I was saying this is not a truce this is not a deal this is not a truce and he took the one second clip I don't think where he caught me between a shun of what happened it might as well have been a quicksat it just doesn't feel like this is real peace that's all I am at peace may I ask a question yeah it's stupid what happened this is Danny what what happened what where did did what is this what are we talking we have ice cream now ice cream that isn't the enough no the we got ice

this has been a dream of mine we open up the ice cream machine on Wednesday was big day great day everyone was enjoying it and then Danny might have started an investigation into people's stomach hurting starting a rumor that there was listeria I was given a bad lead. Yeah. Oh. Kind of put a little bit of a downer on a big day. So I banned him yesterday for life. I armed the cream team with pepper spray. Tasers are actually still on the way.

Jerry said he would give up his gun. So there was it was escalating too fast. And then so today we've truced. I have truced. You can have as much ice cream as you want. I feel like Danny is the wheels are turning. Look at this. Look at this handshake.

This is as real of a handshake as you get. Oh yeah, he looks Seems like Danny has fully accepted the terms. Danny, you look like paraplegic? Because my neck is still killing me. The terms Danny you look like paraplegic Why do you look so bound my neck is still fucking killings It was kind of like I got I got cheap shot it and then now I can't even fight back

Then you were trying to wrestle me. I'm not talking about that Talking about the ice cream the cream team. Yeah. Oh good. Take that down. We gotta take that down. We gotta take that down yeah, can we maybe use a Different picture next time who you don't like that? I guess Shane Shane does this every dog Shane does this thing where like no matter who you are Whatever filter he uses on his graphics. You're looking twice as ugly. He makes our thumbnails and it will just be like One day he'll decide that my cheeks will look like they have acorns in them. One day I have yellow teeth. He just doesn't. Yeah, it's slightly off enough where you're like, does he actually look like you?

It looks like high school you. Yeah. Can we, is there anyone in the booth right now who can go take down the signs? Is there anyone in the middle seat someone the gambling cave is watching go take down the signs. We need these signs gone Gone, oh TJ What's the hat? Bucket half right Oh fuck yeah Maybe once the ankle yeah remove all signs. Thank you Maybe once the smoke fully settles we could forget about this and share a cone together I would love nothing more.

But I still have to talk to the cream team because they might have went a little over the line. Okay. Did you guys hear about this thing with the KFC radio intern and Tommy smokes? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know about it or yes. Tommy's a creep. Somebody just told me about that today. I didn't I hadn't seen it. Oh, yeah, what's the story views very good? I'm gonna watch it. Yeah, very good video Rome put out because I think there was some controversy where like interns wanted stuff cut Tommy wanted stuff cut and ron was like no we don't we don't cut Also, was that a real picture of that intern? That's like 75 as of a large boy. Yeah, he's 6'8 what? This dude gave them nothing.

It was unbelievable. Doesn't have to. That's not a real picture. It is. Gave them nothing. Yeah, can you find the clip? That's Egan. That's Egan?

That's Egan? That's Egan. Egan the Great. And he gave them zero. Egan the Terrible. It was incredible to watch. He did so. Egan, what a name for a 6 eight guy. Yeah tough week for Danny, too

You're not special anymore. Why one of the interns had childhood cancer. Oh, yeah Who that was actually a great clip to that guy fucking use that? Perfection here in New York, New York. Can you play that clip? What do you have which ones I'm talking about? Nope, all right, I'll probably have real cancer to get chemia Just wonder is this the drama one the drop? Yeah, that's the drama. Yeah. This one this one play the coal is low It's a play this one. No, no, it's not a girl Sure up on Friday. I was here cleaning out the supply closet doing my thing. He was like I'm taking the day I'm not gonna show up. I was like that's fine. This is maybe the greatest feature card I've ever seen.

Do what you gotta do. Especially if you have four days in. Sometimes you just need a day but then one of the interns we have a group chat text and it's like everyone want to get lunch at noon? Who shows up to the office? He walks in and I'm like oh are you taking like a half day? He's like no I just came to eat lunch with everyone. We're going to need Cole back in here. Yeah, I mean, this is damning. Where do you stand in the infamous Sarah versus Cole battle? Sarah versus Cole?

Yeah. Wait, I love both of them. I have lunch with them all the time. They do not like each other. I don't know, he did show up. But he wasn't working, damn it. But we know he skipped work on Friday, but then came into Gallivant for lunch. He did do that and I was like okay. Cole, walk us through

Friday. I was told not to come into work. I slept in and then met up some of the interns for lunch and then hung out around the office a little bit afterwards. Sarah said Cole decided he needed a day but he was still able to come in and Galavant for lunch and then sit with the boys around the office I would say I was gallivanting, but I was more so just like busting your balls. I still Got the task done that we had and sent it out to our bosses So I think like sure it can be an hour's thing and it could also be like a work ethic thing a work ethic thing I can't talk for getting read with anger if that's just the lingering sunburn.

Probably the lingering sunburn, man. She seems to think that if a game of Survivor broke out between the interns, you'd be the first one voted out. I didn't say that, Tommy. You said that. Fair. Vote out the old guy. How old are you?

I'm 25. What happened? I took a wrong turn with turning lights. It was probably the childhood cancer. Yeah. Yeah, I did. That's a good card to play. That's a yeah yeah hard to play leveled you with you picture you're incredible he's so lucky he's a good asshole to the cancer guy no about that no then the other interns

were talking about how Tommy only follows a select few of the intern yeah what do you think Danny that guy used it perfectly? Oh? You're the old intern what happened? I don't know maybe I was fighting for my life I try not to disarm people like that But if I have to I will was that a fair play for her to throw him under the bus like that If he said I'm not coming to work and then came in for lunch and then sat around the office Talking to the boys. Yeah. Yeah, that's I would that wouldn't be my role if I were well I would every intern class gotta have one of them that's how to imagine to knowing that ron was making this video he's he's good

yeah stuff out of people yeah there's a safe space go ahead and tell me and then I'll know this crew I I I I've met a few of. I think but I haven't been in the office a whole lot. We you know I've been helping Dave with his book a little bit. So I just tend to work with him on that Remotely his crime was he showed up at like noon had lunch and then just hung out, right? But it's like that's a that's a good day at work. And also, it's like half this company, isn't it? Right. Fair enough. And also, when you put it into perspective that like he's kind of moving a little slower every day because of the chance of the cancer. Yeah, it's like, okay, yeah, I needed a day. I didn't know I could use it like that. Yeah.

It's been like 16 years. Yeah. All right. Time to pull that back out. What is is there a, what, could we see the clip of Tommy and? Yeah, this is tough for Tommy. Oh God. Figured it was her. Yeah. Go. I have a question for you. Go.

So, did you have a premonition that I was gonna be an intern? Or like, was this for? Well, okay, that's, that's, you sent me a picture of it. Wait a second. Oh no. Hello. You deleted a picture. Oh no. Wait a second. Hello?

You deleted a picture. What the hell? October 17th, hello? Wait a second. Very clever. Oh, you deleted this fucking picture. What picture? You sent me a picture.

Una, thank you so much. I think I've seen all I need to see here. Tommy, this is a very disturbing. I'm gonna find a screenshot. Tommy, the interview's over. Tommy's been DMing some of them It's not true. I was fucking set up How so? Akuna Matata sent me a picture like months ago. I'm a kuna Matata una una. Oh, we call her Akuna Matata

It's right there for the taking. She sent me a picture on October 17th. I responded hello and she deleted the messages of her sending a photo. So it makes it look like I just cold slid in hello, something I've never done. Is the jury still out? Have you noticed that the interns are comfortable putting me down? I haven't noticed that. Why do you guys think that? Why do you think that is? Well, I have a reason, but I don't really feel like it's like... like safe for work.

Right, cover your mouth so no one can see. It's like he like follows the hot interns. And he didn't follow me, so... I actually have a book tag about that. Everybody's saying that, and then... She DM'd me a picture of herself and I responded. Are you talking about this here? It happened last summer too.

Oh! Not in it, men and women. But not me. So you guys have talked about that? That's a pattern that you noticed? Well, somebody clued us in. Who? We might get followed by certain people. That's so interesting that you're getting warned about Tommy. I'm not warned, just like a bit of a heads up. Yeah. Is this something you knew last summer or something you found out this summer? Last summer too. So you knew it last summer. You've had out this summer last summer to you knew last summer You've had a year to follow me. I mean listen I can't follow back every single I think this is it says more about Tommy than it does

I think it's more listen if somebody sends me a picture I respond to low Tommy Tommy sounds like it needs to be investigated. All right, you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna have Tommy's back on this one Okay, I think that girl Una Is trying to trap people because she did something to me. Oh But I had the I had the experience in life to not follow her. Okay And I just had it was like that Tom Hardy mean that that's bait. So what did she she DM'd you? She's DM'd me a lot

Oh a lot On April 9th, France's funny story I'm interning for Barstool this summer and my parents said they were going to try to get into the content this morning My mom sends me your seafood tower video Unprompted with this message, I like this guy, did you watch the broccoli one? And then I wrote back, ha ha, thanks Una, congrats on the internship, are you in Chicago or New York?

She said, thanks New York for KOC Radio. I said, awesome, I'll see you there, give your mom my thanks for her appreciation. Very cordial. Media trained. That is, I am, I am, I know, I know a fucking trap when I see Mommy needed that

You again, oh it a lot really oh April 15th my mother said take a video of me and send it to that funny barstool ginger, and then she sent me a video Oh, she's been fishing. And then I- What about her mom? What was the video? I don't even remember, it must've been of her mom. And then I wrote back, I'm dying.

I wasn't. Oh, you were actually dying. I wasn't dying. And then on May 15th, she responded to a post of a story I had about, from Son of a Boy Dad, she said I might have to stop listening to the show because on Tuesday you guys said Fuh is overrated and then I said yeah, we're not fans. Sorry, and I spelled fans pH like fuck. Oh, yeah on May 9

Oh get the that's flirting You added pH to fuck Yeah, I said we're yeah, we're not sorry You're gonna you're gonna put that devil devil on me. Yes That's that's pretty cordial. You want a cute. That's basically trying then okay? Well, then we'll play it out on May 19th. Do you have any she says? Do you have any spots in the city this weekend meaning comedy shows? She's I said I'll be at the cellar on Thursday in the stand on Wednesday, but the seller is more fun She said I'm moving in Thursday. So maybe I'll hit the seller May 19th

Oh got anything why I day or have any club wrecks. My flight is absurdly late Thursday Wow getting to stalker territory. I said the stand is fun seller is great but you usually have to book tickets ahead of time then she said good to know thank you then she showed up at my comedy show when I had no idea that you had never better at any point never met her it was just this is all. I'm giving you all the truth. Wow. And she was at the bar at the comedy club with a friend of hers and they said hi to me and I was like, oh, hi, I've never met you, nice to meet you or whatever.

She said, have a drink, have a drink. And I was like, I don't usually drink before or in between shows because I had another one right after. She was like, have one drink, have one have one drink have one drink trying to roofie And I was like okay, so I ordered a drink I took one sip of it And then I said okay

I have to go jump and go back on stage and then she took a picture of my drink Sent it to me and said are you gonna finish that oh? Hey, he'll dissolve yet, and I went ha ha all yours. Did you say you can finish but with pH? And I went haha all yours. Did you say you can finish but with pH? Bet you did no I did not say that but I started spelling my name Francis with the She said I'm trying struggling through the plum aspect. I don't even know what oh there was like a she called the Cherry in the drink. This is very she's very forward then she responded to when I posted another story above tires She said so awesome congrats, and I said thanks, Una So that's it. You've never met her. No. I've met her at the club that night. Oh, yeah. I I just think I think she's I

Think she knows what she's doing. Mm-hmm. I'm glad we got the full conversation And I'm doing this to have Tommy's back because I think she fits in perfectly I think she knows, you know how to play the game a little bit, but You know, I'm an old dog. Yeah So if she were to pass away I'd blog about it, but you know, I I Do have an Achilles I have an You know, but uh, so you make a very compelling case. Is there a way that we could just kind of ignore that and just be like, no, Tommy's

creep? Yeah. What do we think? I don't think Tommy did anything wrong. I think if you send a photo of yourself and, and, and, and, and then he writes back. Hello. What's wrong with that? She sent a photo but then she claims she didn't or she sent the photo to him He wrote back. Hello, and then she deleted the photo and said that he had slid into her DMS Well, what kind of hello was Todd? I think that you raise a good point. And do we know it was a photo of herself? Hell, hello. I think that's the- Hello.

It's just hello. No way Tommy just goes hello. Hello. I think hell, hello. That sounds like something Tommy would say. But like the other girl in turn said that they were briefed that some people might not follow you or will follow you. Who told them that?

You gotta think Gaz is someone background. You gotta think Gaz. No, I don't think it would have been Gaz that had said that because he organizes the whole thing. I just meant the briefings were probably about Gaz. Was it the other women there that already worked with Marshall? That's who I think, that's who I would say. We're would like hey, here's the rundown or or maybe last year's interns perhaps

interesting Interesting I'm assuming she'll fire back at maybe not you but somebody else There has to be other people that have been messaged. I Think you just ignited something. I wonder. Who's she going to fire at? Hello? Hello?

Are you talking to me? I'm sorry. I just wanted to say to everybody. Hello? Hello? It's a vindication, Tommy. Hello? Yeah, I think it's more like, hello? Yeah.

Yeah, because what was the picture? I mean, I assume it was, she was in it. Yeah. She showed in it. Yeah, what was the picture? Yeah. What if it was just the word hello and he was reading it? Yeah, what does this say? Oh, what a trap. What does this say?

See how he answers the phone. What does this say? Would you mind translating bonjour for me? Yeah, okay, Tommy nice try you pervert What was the photo Tommy it's Nick Teraney how many L's Tommy. Nice try pervert. It was it was no exclamation point for capital letters. What was the photo Tommy. It's Nick Teraney. How many L's. I could send you the I tweeted the screenshot. It's literally just hello. What was the photo. It was her and her friend. I think she's I she said that she was trying to set me up with her friend or something.

Oh so it's definitely a hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. I'm pretty sure the picture said hello or hi or something. But how do you say hello? I usually one responds to hello with another hello. How do you say, give us a couple hellos. Like, you know, when they have you, oh, OK, all right.

Give us a couple hellos like when they bring someone in and they're like, hey, say this sentence. Give us a few hellos like like when they when when they bring someone in and they're like hey say this sentence Give us a few different hellos Okay, okay warmer That's the one. Yeah, no, it was that one. It was that one. All right. Thank you, Tommy. It was that one. Yeah, Tommy, I just I just had your back. I explained that I think this this woman is a bit of a Venus flytrap. So repeat a finding. I can't not respond to ever go because she might work at Barstool one day. I'm only human. Tommy, are you excited The repeat of under Tommy are you excited for summer house? Who's first on the hit list brother? Yeah

Who's first on the hit list Nice are you all girl? Are you excited for Dante the babysitter? Yeah, I'm very excited for Dante. Also good for me. It doesn't make me the oldest person on the cast. I'm basically still 25, 26. Wait, how old are you? I'm 29. When do you turn 30?

Not till next April. Oh, man. I didn't realize you were 29. That's kind of creepy, dude. That's right next to me. That's creepy as fuck. Oh Tommy. Oh man. So you're lying about your age and your hellos. Yeah. Okay. Alright. Alright. See you Tommy. Alright. Susan. Alright. Bye. He uh that hello. Yeah. That was soon as

we got to it. We knew. You knew it. Oh wait. Yeah. That was so. As soon as we got to it, we knew. You knew it. Oh wait, Fritz, oh all right, Fritz go to the bathroom real quick. Hurry back, hurry back. Yeah. Oh, looks like he really has to go. Take, go past the screen, take a right or left.

Depends on which direction you go at the screen. Choose your own adventure. It'd be cool as hell if he walked right in through the screen. Just phased through it. Didn't know he could do that. It'd be cool as hell if he walked right in through the screen. Just phased through it. Yeah. Didn't know he could do that. No, he didn't do that. That would be cool.

Yeah. Not bling. We do need one of those screens you could just walk out of. That would make the case raising better. Yeah. She messaged Mia, mentioned you in their story, February 4th. Oh, she messaged me, stop liking my stories.

Yeah. Ha. Huh. Huh. Oh, holy shit. Did she? You? Your time is over, old ass bitch. Yeah. What?

Interesting. Interesting. There's also a current fire brewing online between Austin and Michelangelo. I saw that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's getting good.

Team Austin, for the record. This is, it's getting messy. Well, he's not usually very vocal online, right? He's, he's. Who, Austin? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard him say more than one. Scary guy. Yeah. She mentioned me in her story.

What? What date? February 4th. Yeah, so I was in that one, too. 1140 people. Can I say something really quick, though? I don't know what that... How many dudes who want to work here

have also tagged you guys and stuff? I don't know. Probably a lot. Like, probably an enormous amount. Una? O-O-N-A. Yeah, but is it fair to delete the message and then No.

Say that you messaged me hello? Maybe her friend was like, never mind. Maybe she saw Tommy. It was like. Yeah, but then on being filmed in the interviews? Yeah, then she flipped it and said he was hitting on her. What would anybody put me in this story for? Did Rhone put her up to this in advance?

I wouldn't put it past him. He's mischievous as hell. But she's messaged all of us. I know, maybe it was Rhone. No, I don't know Titus you get gut Yeah, she's in 49 states In 49 states is just hello, yeah So she sent me damn

Interesting well, I want Francis to come back cuz I think we might have her on She's showing interest in the company. OK? Probably got a ton of dudes hitting people. Hello. Hey, guys. Hello. All right. Hello.

God. What's up, Una? So what's going on here? Are you trying to? I don't know. I'm just getting all these texts that they're talking about me on the Yak. Yeah.

Yeah, that does happen. So was Tommy hitting on you? No. So, I mean, I don't know. So he followed me like a year and a half ago. And I didn't really know why. But he I have a friend and I love Tommy. Honestly, I thought it was funny and I think everyone's taking it like, I don't know, maybe I seemed a little too serious because I was kind of nervous

But I loved our team uno by the way we're team. Oh anybody that puts Tommy down. I'm yeah pretty much for Creep Tommy's a creep 30 you know he's almost 30 I Yeah Basically I have a friend who I know who he actually does kind of know slash DM and You're good My college friend basically and at your college Went to your college no no she visited me this girl that he knows

how would he knows? DMs and I Sent him a picture for him was like Chloe says hi That's the picture that he's referring to it does it's normal shit ever I didn't send him anything like fucking weird And then he said hello, and I thought it would be funny to bring up in the interview because I didn't even have the job Or had applied or anything At the time of the DM so I thought

it was gonna be funny. But bringing it up in the interview kind of made him look bad, yes? Which we're pro. That's the pro. They made me look bad too a few times so I think it's fine. Okay. What about Francis? Okay, I understand, I guess I'm hearing that he just read the DMs, which I mean if you heard what I DMed him

I didn't send him anything. I think weird. I literally got this internship from DMing people to hire me basically. Oh, that was smart trying it. I'm trying to talk to people at the company Trying to get people I like to know who I am. I don't know I mean I get that it's not like the best look out of well, no, it's fine I mean, I feel like it's fine. He made the point There's I mean a lot of demos all the time 24-7. It's yeah. Yeah Francis being like it's a Venus flytrap He did say that verbatim Venus flytrap did come out of his mouth. And he said it was such a venom.

Oh, no. Francis, it's your old friend. You're up to bat. Remember her? If it isn't the siren. Unlucky for you, I've lashed myself to the mast and told my men under no circumstances for they to unleash me.

I have heard thy song, and I am impervious. That's an Odyssey reference, Una, I don't know. She knows. Yeah, no, thank you, I got that. Oh! Hello. See, we got to the bottom of it. Tommy's probably off the hook.

Good, that's all I wanted. Yeah, Una was just trying to get a job at Barstool, which is a normal thing that any dudes do as well. But you might be on the hook for the Venus fly trap shit. Oh, I mean, I don't think I said anything to Francis that was like weird. No, no, I don't. I don't either. He was just telling Tommy. Yeah. Oh yeah. Well, Venus flytrap. What about that? Yeah, what about that? Well, I thought the way that you brought up in the intern interview that he had messaged you after deleting the picture was,

that's sort of entrapping, no? Yeah, but he also had the opportunity in the interview to be like, Angie sent me a picture, and I just explained what the picture was also, and you were gone, but okay Why did you delete the picture? Because it's way funnier in the interview if it looks like you just said hello That is Venus flytrap content yeah that mechanism you that was Venus flytrap bitch

Yeah, bitch. No I I I think I just am saying that you are you know what you're doing What do you mean by that? Exactly what you just said you just said that you you deleted it because you had the foresight to like lay this content bit out you deleted the photo went into the intern interview and Did your thing with Tommy smokes who was sitting in front of me though? Okay, so I don't know really what we're talking about So he knew so well, I just mean I just mean I did it to Tommy because he was right there in front of me We're having a conversation. It wasn't like I went to someone

Who you know Tommy had the opportunity to speak? But in front of you doesn't eliminate the fact that you are being a Venus flytrap. Yeah, you know, Tommy had the opportunity to speak. But him being in front of you doesn't eliminate the fact that you are being a Venus flytrap. Yeah, you did trap him. Yes, all right, honestly, I'll claim that. But this isn't something you do all the time. This was a one-off. No, it's not. This was a one-off thing for some laughs.

And it was Tommy. Yeah, and it was Tommy also, yeah. Yeah, that's the, yes. It's just Tommy. Right, it's Tommy. He also, I felt less weird about it knowing he has DM'd so many people that it's kind of like. Yeah, to stop her and. He does.

The real story here. And I love Tommy. Yeah. Oh yeah. We all do. But he does DM. So many. So many.

And he follows all the interns. Every single intern, right? Mm-hmm, every single one. Yeah. OK, well how's the internship going, Una? It's awesome. I'm having the best time ever love that until like 30 minutes ago Oh, you're not you're in trouble. This is good for you. This was good content. Yeah, this is good This is a plus. Wait, we we also have to know how did you perceive Francis spelling fan with a pH? flirtatious I don't know I mean I didn't

I wasn't dying either he wasn't dying in my DM Oh what does that mean I remember you said that you wrote back dying on oh yeah yeah she didn't making on funny jokes in the DM oh wow our DM ratio is really heavily in your favor. I'm just gonna tell you that. I'm the one who's trying to get a job here, so. Fair point, fair point. Well played. I also like, I like you and I think you're funny

and I want people with this company who I like and think are funny to know who I am, so. I think Una's, I've said this, I think she's well suited for this. Yeah, yeah. I think she's gonna do well here What do you want to do here? Whatever they want me to do here. I just want to work here. I love it. Are you not?

Are you not in content? Are you in production? Yeah, I'm in production. I think you should be in this is a content person Yeah, would you like to do like a podcast or a video series? I I'm a big fan of Jackson. Yeah. Mm hmm. Would you like to do like a podcast or a video series? I mean, if if offered, I also like, I like the production stuff I'm learning and I'm having fun and I'm learning from the best Jackie but I'm open to do whatever is available to me here. Are you still in school? No, I graduated. Oh, okay. Would you do Summer House if someone dropped out? Yeah. Oh, well, we actually

I'll talk to Dave because I think Danny wants to be in. Do you? So we had a guy and I'm saying I think she'd be great in that. Yeah. Okay. Frank's barring me up now because no, no, he's right. 300 hateful DMS. No, his intuition is correct. I think you and Danny should both be in Summer House. I want Danny there. I'm just saying, I'm not in a position to be passing up content opportunities. I'm not on Dave's email list.

Otherwise, I would have. Right. All right. Well, Una, so permission to ask Dave if you, like, on your behalf. Is that okay? Permission. Yeah, granted. Love that.

Yeah. Okay. Thank you, Una. Good job. Well played guys. Yes, great job Wow give your mother my regard So messaging everybody she respects and finds funny you guys got it Francis Tommy Oh, they all you guys all got DM to know I didn't get I did not either I got nothing fair nothing I got one mention Either there's no respect for us. Yeah, Danny. Do you want to do something else? I want you to I've never seen Danny off leash

Danny loves he could be a wild card Danny loves to fight Leash Danny loves he could be a wild card Danny loves to fight I love I went out to the bar with him a few times and he was just like I have I've said this on a gliser But I have to go fuck and Danny and Dante like Meguiar and He'll be coming out of the bedroom doing the fuck I Don't know what like what are people in slats? What are people doing as soon as they walk in that house shit airtight? They're making shitty cocktails that have like three ice cubes in them and then we just hang out Suck it fuck you fuck your way out of that place. You're not allowed to leave with any come

The only escape is to be empty of cum. Honor grads at the door. Do a cum check on everyone. Sorry, back in the house. Get your ass back in there. Do I want to do something? Three ounces over. You know what you need to do.

His balls sound like an empty steel drum. Boom. Just, good for Kate. I would like to do it to have things to report back to the Yak for. I want to do it for the Yak, not for my sexual desires. Pussy as well, though. I mean, if you're going to talk, you might as well.

You would be great on Summer House, because I do think that you would be the most perceptive of the group. I think there's going gonna be a lot of drunk People who are like what happened and Danny will be like we are they're gonna be confessionals on this show No, because I also feel like Danny would thrive in that setting where something crazy happens And it cuts to Danny sitting there explaining his point of view I think also the quote-unquote chaper is going to end up needing a chaperone.

Oh, yeah. And that's where I can come in. He's not a chaperone. He's a babysitter in my bed. Oh, Dante's a babysitter. Dante the babysitter. Danny, how old are you? I'm 32.

Oh, OK. I'm a little old. You look younger than that. But Francis, he got a late start too. Yeah. I have cancer? Right. Yeah.

Actually? Yeah, we have to have one in both offices. Wow. Anything you want to say? We might have to duel. No, I have that one in both offices. Wow anything you want to say we might have to duel No, I'm right on time. Yeah, you got to see a full episode of the office. Mm-hmm make-a-wish live He's gonna die. It was a bad episode. That's amazing. Was it not a good episode? It was it was when Pam gets to hit Michael. Yeah, that was awkward. That's pretty cool after he dumped her mom I always wondered if you know the kids that do and get the make-a-wish thing if

they pull through like do they have to give the autograph back oh no the guidelines are you just have to be diagnosed with the toes it's it's but is it terminal or no it was cancer is terminal but it doesn't matter if you're about to die. Oh Long as you were diagnosed Got it. You should have to die He will I will eventually Yeah That's awesome. You got to do that Did you did you do make a wish? Yeah, I really

That when you got an actual episode sorry. I was taping. When you saw an actual episode taping of the office. What's the taping? Yeah. Oh, cool. Michael always got to go to Conan O'Brien while he was still filming in LA after Fast Passes to Universal and now here.

Wow. Yeah, this job, wow. You must have been really ill. It was the last wish. That's crazy. What did the New York Cancer could have? Not a competition, Danny. It is.

Might be. Well, we'll try to find out. Should we do like a Mincy Clemmer day for them? How pissed would you be if you found out he had like rubber bracelets for people? Cause you didn't do the rubber bracelets. Danny Strong, was this before Lance Armstrong? We didn't have the technology to know

that we should put strong on the page. We didn't know what word to pair. All I had was a supportive Facebook page. No way. I got a page? Is it still up? I'll jump on that. I'm not sure.

That era was the Livestrong bracelets and then Darfur quickly came in. Oh yeah. See you then. Remember Kony? See you then. I remember Kony. Darfur 2012.

That sounds like, I don't even know what that was. Sudan. Right. Civil War in Sudan. What were we supposed to do? Change your face. Wear a bracelet. Put a filter over your face.

Put a filter over your Facebook filter over and you knew if you wore the yellow one Fire hard farther up your arm than the green one that you cared more about Prostate cancer then then Darfur then Darfur. I had the red iPod Bono that on yeah for on came on it. Mm-hmm. It was for AIDS. Hunger, oh, it was AIDS. I think it was AIDS. Yeah. WWID was a big bracelet. It was. Awareness.

It was awareness. Yeah, it was, yeah, it was just like, hey. Are we still fighting against AIDS? You're worried on your left is anti. Did we win or? Are you talking about in America or? Yeah, yeah, America. Doesn't feel like we're fighting against AIDS.

Globally, some of the numbers are staggering, you would never believe. Yeah. Oh, age isn't over. Age is not over. You're always gonna ask that question. But the fact that they have to say that tells us that it's late fourth quarter

and we're up third. Progress has been made, I would think. Yeah, big time. I mean, magic's still kicking pretty good. The prep drug is unbelievable. Yeah, tell us about it. I mean, side effects or. There is a drug now that is widely dispersed and taken that fundamentally almost makes you, I guess, immune to AIDS.

And it's a really big suppository too, which is convenient. Yeah, and a lot of people in the gay community take it, and I don't know how it was rolled out so quietly and with so little fanfare, but that they came up with a way of basically preventing it from being transmitted, and there wasn't a bigger deal made. We're talking AIDS.

There was billboards everywhere for it. Yeah. I know, but there was no ring the bell moment, we fixed AIDS. We're talking AIDS. There was billboards everywhere for it. Yeah. I know, but like there was no ring the bell moment. We fixed AIDS. We're on AIDS now. Yeah. I thought it was maybe the thing that gay people inhale to loosen up their asshole.

That's poppers. Poppers. That's from what I heard. Which are not whippets. No. That's something different. They fixed AIDS? Okay.

They have a drug that basically makes you immune to it. That feels like that should have been a bigger right been a big That's what I'm saying should have No shaming not gonna shame but we will look at him He knows not to walk by here data Huh, yeah, I want no shaming Mikey Betts had one at 9 a.m. What number He's married now you can let it all go yeah, he's also injured ah well no spoilers No spoilers spoilers might be injured

So AIDS Unceremoniously beat AIDS. I think one in five people in South Africa have it. Damn, do they have that pill? Probably not. I mean one in five. One in five is really high. Yeah, we don't even know, was it a guy who did this that came up with this?

I came up with AIDS. We know, I mean Jonas Salk is a name that still occupies some real estate in my head for Curium Polio. You'd think the guy who came up with AIDS, Cur, would get... Who's that? Who is she? Come on, Kate. Who could she be?

Come on, it's not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner. Come on, Kate. Good could she be? Come on. It's not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner. Come on, Kate. Good one, Kate. That would suck to be working on that and be like, I'm going to be so fucking famous. Right. Got to be the most famous. And like, you're going to maybe get a mention on the Yak to do it.

No one knows his name. Yeah. They got an HPV shot now. Get three of those ladies. You think they'll cure cancer? Feels like we should eventually, right? We should. I was told that the progress on cancer is unbelievable,

that the progress on Alzheimer's is stuck in the water. Oh, I thought I knew about that one. And that Alzheimer's is really the tragic disease that will persist for a long time. I think it's the worst disease. Yeah. Just me. ALS.

ALS is very. MS is pretty fucking bad too. What is MS? Also bad. Multiple sclerosis. Yeah. I'm anti-all disease. Yeah.

Agreed. All of them? Yeah. I'm anti all disease yeah agreed all of them yeah willing Is there a good disease um? Oh that disease where you don't feel anything No where you could like there's some people who don't feel pet like I could put my hand on the burner I still get burnt yeah, but that's just a TV going through life you trip And you're like you'd like be on fire right now And not know it be cool for party trick Is there a disease that makes you really fucking hot or really fucking funny or really rich is there a disease that improves everything?

About your life disease of war Yeah, there's no good diseases like elephant Titus of the hand. I don't know I don't know if we consider it a disease Rob Thomas a song called disease. It was good. Yeah Yeah, you are thinking of smooth. While you're thinking of, what is it, her diamonds? That's about as well. Radice diseases. Oh, OK.

Radice diseases. Wait a minute. Well, no, talking about diarrhea is fine. No, diarrhea does kill a lot of people. I think it killed Attila the Hun. It kills like a ton of people in Africa, I think. I saw strokes in that. No, I was just going say it's not a disease.

Okay, let me, you know what? Let me make the case for the flu. All right. I'll make the case for the flu. It sucks, but you do lose weight, and once you get it, you're kind of like, I'm immune for a while here. So yeah, it does suck in the middle of it, but afterwards you're like... Yeah.

A flu is, it's like the opposite of a hard drug. You get a nice come up afterwards. Right, exactly. The first day you feel healthy after the flu is an incredible deal. The first big meal after the flu. Oh. Same with a bad hangover.

Yeah. That's right. So the flu could be. I agree. Your price is higher. You get seven up. I go opposite from you guys. I don't like the flu.

I think the flu's much better. I'm not saying I like it. I'm just trying to give it like the flu. I think the flu. I'm not saying I like it I'm just I'm trying to give it a Decent spin I give the flu a failing grade. I think it's come on. I don't like it come on I'm such a hater man fuck a flu Autism is the only one that objectively has this like side effect of fucking super power Yeah, you can be a superpower side effect. Yeah, you can be a superpower side effect. That's not a disease though. Autism? No.

Is it not? Is it a footchum? It is a disorder, which is a synonym of disease I would imagine. I don't know. You nailed that. It's given me everything. Would you trade it for anything, Kyle? I think about that a lot. I think about whether or not I have it a lot especially like lately It's been really keeping me up at night really yeah

Why don't you just go to a doctor because I don't think he wants to know I'm not like what would that change if I knew? Yeah, probably gonna be a pussy. Why I'm diseased Be disordered disorderly right Watch that in like six months. That was the best. It's Kyle memorizing NFL players hometowns and this cop's just Ready for the ready for the longest disorderly you've ever seen in your entire life. I got a this might take a second to find The longest disorderly call of all time long in distance. I'm not following what is what you see you'll be shocked It was like a Hail Mary disorderly never seen it You've never seen a disorderly like it'd be like someone it'd be like Steph Curry being like, you know what?

I'm gonna shoot from the opposing free throw line. Oh. And you're like, what? Why is he doing this? Not even at the end of the quarter. Think of all the disorders in your head that you can think of. You're talking police officers being like, gotcha. Yeah.

This one's very common. Real far. Most disorders at least take place within arm's reach of the suspect. You're right on it. The cops are like, hey, you're under arrest now for disorderly conduct. OK. OK. Now think about that, and then think about how far

in your mind could a police officer actually pull it. This is such a specific thing. And then wait. Yeah, it is. Nobody spoil the ending of that video. No, no. Because there's a surprise cameo in it, too. Yeah.

Excellent. You're going for a treat. Might take them a while. I have been, I dream about making citizens arrests. Like Barney Fife? I feel like you have, correct? Have I? Have you?

Honestly, I've never subdued a perp to then have the cops come in and- Right. Well, give me an example of a fantasy. You know, a guy snatches a woman's purse and because of my athletic background, I'm faster than he is. And he didn't account for, you know,

my 4.72, 40-yard dash time on laser timers. And I'm wearing right footwear and stretchy jeans. And I run them down, tackle them to the ground, and hold them until someone can slap handcuffs on them. Is this a fantasy? Oh yeah. And in your fantasies, are they like the after effects? Are you like therapeutic toward the woman?

I think I get maybe a smattering of applause. It's not, it doesn't have to be like keys to the city Level thing, you know, you got to do more for that. That's like Go upstairs in a burning house and bring down triplets. I have a friend who did You want to go Get out of here! You just gotta count me! Go! You have a speech! No, I'm obstructing an official business. You wanna go? Obstructing an official business? You wanna go? Cause you can definitely go. You need to get outta here!

Get outta here? Yes. You guys are put- Oh, no man. Hey, as long as you're saying it while walking away. Hey, hey, hey, hey! There we go. And a shitty-

If you don't stop, we're getting you for disorderly. Cut the shit! I'm on the video and I didn't move! Go then! It's on the other side of the map! You know I'm waiting to sue the f*** out of her! Good! That's fine! Get out of here! F*** you!

Get out! I'm not going to let you take my car! Disorderly! Disorderly! It was even longer than I remember it at! It really was! She's really got away! Have you ever seen a disorderly that far?

And there's our Youngstown Gr far and there's our young son grit There's our billboard young son Bob put up the bar Your logo there that's really really good it's arrested right on the logo right on the logo You've never seen disorderly that far right no,'s crazy. I asked I like disorderly that's good yeah yeah that's so vague we had when we first found this video we had a security guard Mike way in he was like yeah that's not you don't do that you don't disorderly from that far away yeah he did and he did it blind. He didn't even see you. Yeah, he's like, that's crazy. So funny, disorderly.

Watch the video, Brandon, it was just as funny. You missed it. Yeah, they're in the parking lot. But it was just as funny. Yeah. It's the first time. It usually is. Okay, here's a question.

Let's say that you are going to incur injury, physical injury to yourself, but it will result in a massive lawsuit windfall, right? So I guess my question would be, what is the balance of what you would be willing to endure from recovery, pain, potentially loss of mobility, permanent injury versus the amount of money that it would give you. Okay. All right, I'd give up a foot for $10 million. Ooh, a full foot?

I bet you could get 10 million for a toe. I'd give up a foot for $100 million. I don't think you'd wanna give up a full foot. Yeah, there's no need to do that. What are you, what's he doing with it? doing? What's he doing? What is he doing? Getting away on my nap what yeah, your naps would probably be better Yeah, but I have to worry about my feet dangling off the couch. I can sleep on any love seat Would you take the hot coffee lawsuit? Oh, yeah

Poor woman got the Burn your hand balls dude got 70 million dollars if you have a dick and balls I got her clit looked like look like when I can't probably already look Third degree burns on your dick and balls and I heard burns like the war skin grass on your dick and balls. Oh I'm a dick and only $20,000 is a really fucked up case for this yeah, yeah, McDonald's old They were like piling on her to make a post ridiculous picture leaked I don't think the money never 90 degrees somebody recently got a lot more money 190 degree money feels like it's never correctly It's always yeah, I love the Tracy Morgan case that one's unbelievable

Well, here's why he's fine See yeah. Yeah, he's like he got a little weird after it he's always been weird, but he was in a limo and then a Walmart truck driver ran them over on the highway and Really really injured them. I mean they were in a coma and he was with another comedian named Artie Fuqua and Walmart just immediately wanted to settle because Tracy Morgan is such a public person, right? It's such a bad Look, that's a headline that will stay up top. I think they gave him 90 million bucks. Oh How long was his recovery it was a while wow I got that dead right I don't usually I

Don't know. I mean he was in a coma for Home was pretty severe. Yeah, it's it's severe And then I think it was months before he maybe got back on stage and was okay or whatever But now... Oh, he killed his friend. Oh no. So there's the mental side of it too. Francis.

I don't think so, Francis. You didn't get it right at all. 90 million for your friend's life. I didn't know about the friend. He's lying. Wow, you got that wrong. You knew the dollar amount. You're a friend and the collaborator.

You got the dollar amount right to the penny. Yeah. You missed a whole ass person. You missed a whole ass person. You knew the dollar amount. Your friend and the collaborator. Got the dollar amount right to the penny. Yeah. You missed a whole ass person. You stopped reading. Yeah. Survival.

Yeah. Uh-oh. That's a whole friend. Survival count. Yeah, that's tough. So for $90 million, which friend? It's really the question now. Which friend is worth $90 million? yeah, yeah, that's a lot that's like a definitely a groomsman Would you give a pair ball for 90?

I mean Yeah, yeah, you'd have I'm sure he would do he would do you for a million I'm sure he would do he would do you for a million Yeah, yeah, I would take the the kid and blink check just got a little fender bender on his bike I got yeah, what do you get them? But he got one million dollars But it looked like it was a hundred million, but then he can sue that chick at the end for molesting him. That's right. Yeah, that's right More money. It's a good trade off.

You know that injury settlements are not taxed? Really? That's, okay, that changes it. Changes a lot. I'm gonna say I'm 70% sure about that. Okay. You're just spotty on remembering your facts here. No, he got the 90 million.

He must have. I mean, when does this show a fact show? I was actually green lit by a law firm to sue for my back and I chickened out. Why? You were distraught. They made me do, my doctor wouldn't give me an MRI until I did six weeks of PT and I fractured like five times doing the PT. Oh my God. But I told them, I was like, I'm dying. And honestly, I would pay anything to feel like I'm not a thousand years old now.

Wait, Kate, too? I'm like, I can't do it. I can't do it myself to do it. I think I'm past, there's like a two year limit. So I can't do it. Can we do it for you? I can't really. We do like the hard steps.

They have all the facts and they were like, yes, we can. And I was like, I can't do it. What are you doing? I know, I think about it constantly. And now this conversation, I'm like, I can't do it. Kate, what are you doing? I know. I think about it constantly. And now this conversation, I'm like, tax free? Fuck. How does your back feel right now? I feel bad.

Yeah, you have a heating pad on. I feel bad all the time. Kate, can you still do it? Do it. I don't know. Do it. Because then what if I lose and I waste everybody's time? Who cares?

And the doctors are busy. Oh my god. I'm like, they get jaded. I'm like, ugh. It's the most Kate thing ever. You've been in. Oh my god. I'm like, they get jaded. They probably, I'm like. It's the most Kate thing ever. You've been in hell for two years. I know. Kate, what if they give you two million dollars tax free?

Yeah, it doesn't, there's no. Yeah. Good job. I actually like ghosted, we were like on the bat and then I like just ghosted them. I panicked. Two million dollars tax free? You wouldn't take it Kate? A million for the rest of us.

I know, but then look, I'm moving around now. No Kate, you're in hell. What is something you love that you can't do anymore? Run. Oh my god. Stand up straight. Do a lot of stuff with my kids that I like, but I can still come out hiking and stuff. Kate, you could have had two million dollars.

I know. I think now I'm like, alright, listen to this conversation. I'm like, fuck, I guess I could have done it. Because they said we could. The lawyers were like, yeah, you're good, we can do this. Oh, I'm so dumb.. We can do this So dumb It's definitely not the statute of limitations that that was a year ago It was so do it. We'll see spin the wheel We're just back in the whole cycle when we were telling you the hospital you wouldn't go Hey, then it's on me

You could get they fucked your back. He will settle Think about what you do the money Your kids are in Spanish speaking daycare. You can't talk to your kids right now, right? All right, do you try if if we spin this will you actually do it? I might be like time-consuming I know who cares it will be but that's fine. It's like paperwork and then what if they dig deeper? They're like you're an idiot. Okay more do it CJ. All right Do you respect the wheel Kate? There's one don't do it if we hit the don't do it we drop this forever my back

How to do it you got to do it my back. Oh, it's a do it. You got to do it. But then they say health insurance had their hands tied, you know, it's like what is the success rate of these cases? Like what do you think you'd win? I don't know. I don't know. Yes. My guess is that it benefits her that she's a public person. And not only that, but it's high because they already went through it and said, yes, go do it. They did the hard side. It's not like Katie's saying, oh, I'm going to just try to sue. They looked at it and we're like yeah you got a case this is a case then what if they follow me the rest of my life there she's on a jet ski cuz I don't want to never jets the hardest part is getting a good case and you have the case you have

the good case Kate I'm mad at you I'm gonna make you do this I should sue I mean it feels like such a shitty thing to do. No, you're your spine Can't pick up my children I could pick them up now For now. Yeah Years what if your back is like, you know you get arthritis I'm gonna make you do it. I'll do I'm gonna say I'm gonna actually gonna be gonna be like, you're fired. You're fired. You're fired if you don't do it. If I win, there'll be a big pot for the X. Great.

And then you fire her, and then she sues you for wrongful termination. Great, yeah. Then she'll get the courage at that point. Can't fire someone disabled. Well, I actually don't know if you're disabled because you haven't proved it in court. I can't do a cartwheel anymore.

That's huge. Love doing those. I know. Your Honor, watch this. Yeah. She's falling. I also those. I know. You're on her watch this. Yeah. She's falling. I also just like the idea of like going to court and like the other side,

like pulling up clips from like Mother's Day being like, look at her, she's fine. I was laying on the floor getting hit with eggs. That was horrific for you. It was. You were in a terrible amount of pain. I know. I did a case race. I a terrible amount of pain. I know I Did a case race? I was bendy that night. I was all over the place. You have to do it

That's all I'm afraid they'll be able to use clips of me like goofing around Says there's proof that White Sox Dave fucked the shit out of you were fine. You were fine wheelbarrow style We didn't, Francis. That's a lie. It was. It was. They 100% did. Awfully specific. Any wheelbarrow style?

Yeah, maybe they'll blame your bad back on that. Yeah, it was Dave. It was Dave. It was Dave. It was Dave. Dave blew my back out. Anyway. Kate.

We'll see. Sorry, it's been heavy on my mind lately and this conversation brought it back. I was like, fuck. Of course, it should be. God damn it, Kate. What surgery would you want if you had the money? There's nothing they could do, really. They could put cement in my spine, I guess.

But my bones are so weak that the cement would grind them down, so they can't. My bones are fucked up. So wait, what's Kate look like in five years, spine-wise? Ah. Quasimodo. Do you have one?

People love this chat. When I hit menopause and go through a lot of women lose bone mass, I'm basically gonna be crippled for that. Oh my God. But I got some time. See, the laughter would suggest. This is like a funny But it's only coming from you, but then the word she say out of the line or horrified, dude

I'm thinking about this if if Kate were to sue has she said anything over the last 10 minutes that Would indicate? She's not serious, and I'm like no even even in her good humor Everything she said is damning for the other side. Yeah show the camera the heat pad you're currently on yeah Huh, what are you talking about? Why why'd you do that TJ? Why don't your legs look right now you're law yawning today I'm tired. It's at the end of a long hard week long hard We didn't you took Wednesday you took you had the middle of it off

That wasn't off. I was I was doing very stressful things We should put Brandon big yard at the start of the show the same sorry I the lion in the movie you all everybody Y'all it's a it's a fact of life usually because you not cuz I mean I don't start the yawns Yeah, you do Francis. What do you not because of me. I don't start the yawns. Yeah, you do. Francis, what do you think of Brandon? Do you have a hard out today of what Brandon's commute pickle? Have you heard he's waking up at like 3am to come in to beat traffic and then he's exhausted and then Francis, let me put it in some of you don't see you have a house, you have an apartment condo upstate. Yep. How far away is it? It's two hours away. Okay, so what if you lived there full time and had to come to the city every single day?

What would that do to you mentally? You know, it's funny. I like my time in the car, but that would change if it were every day. Do you think it's a selfish move to come onto a talk show and then not really talk because you're so tired? We're doing pitch counts. I think I get my pitches up.

Do you leave son of a boy dad to eat your lunch mid-show and then kind of run back in? Or do you do the whole? I have never done that. I don't leave to eat lunch. Nugget here and there. Here and there. Steak and nugget.

Is it really 3 AM? No, no. What time do you wake up? 4.30. And how long is the actual drive? At 4.30 in the morning, it's about an hour. We start mostly sports at 10 a.m. His first obligation begins at 10 a.m. And you come and you do your walking, right?

Not that I should guess. I used to, I used to. Oh, you stopped? Yeah, I did, I did. This is napping. Now I nap, I just come in and go to sleep. I think you stopped? Yeah, I did. I did. This is napping. Now I nap. I just come in and go to sleep. I think you need a fourth home.

I don't know. Solve all your problems by just buying more. I'm just, it's Friday, I'm tired. What if we got you an apartment across? I don't need an apartment. Yes, Brandon, two nights a week sleeping here would change your fucking life. But what if it was in an apartment

so no one could bother you? I'm fine, I'm you? I'm fine. I'm good. I'm good. What if we like, not. I just yawn. TJ, you motherfucker. What if we build a replica of your bedroom?

It's been every like four minutes, you know. I'm not that. Sorry. I'm 46 years old. I need my nap time. I need. You got your nap time. My body's in a different place than all all your bodies. I'm I'm old

It's tuckered out. I'm tuckered out Long week. What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm looking for apartments. Let's go pull up Zilla right now Let's get Brandon a Piedott air. I don't want that. I was about to say the same thing So that's like a top roof on Paris with a belt little balcony It's just it's just like a place that isn't your home But it's a place that you have in a city to to be able to dip into the city As like if I left right now get home in an hour and 24 minutes has not So wouldn't be just for you

Because I've thought about like we have people come here a lot said when we were moving out here You might yeah, actually people come here a lot. You're not wrong about the hotels add up Yeah, they do if I rented an apartment Like within a block of this place and it's like, okay, you know, France is here for five days Okay. Well, we got an apartment for you comedy clubs do that, right? I think we should do that and then you just have a bedroom there. I get my sleep in though. I just sleep here before y'all get here. I'm fine. I really think

two nights here would change everything. Everything. They also say Brandon that consolidated sleep is far more valuable than sleeping in shifts They do say that Brandon Hours then a drive and then another two hours is not the same as six straight hours agreed. Yeah, I agree with that My but I will say my sleep here is better than my sleep at home. Oh, so then this makes it sound like you're doing this because you want to. No, it just is what it is.

Well, yeah, because to sleep here, you're not constantly thinking I've got to wake up in an hour. That's what it is. It hasn't really been bad until the last two or three months. Oh, so a year and a half. No, because this round of construction is diabolical. This round is way worse. Going on for like the next six months.

Yeah, correct. But this round is bad. They're taking away more lanes than they've ever taken away. So if you leave at like 2.30, what time are you getting home? I left yesterday at 2.20. I got home at 5.15. Oh my god. Oh! Oh! god. Oh.

But I took a wrong turn in the yeah. But again, this is temporary. They're gonna fix it and it'll be fine. It's six months. Today, I'm going to. What was that? Take an alternate route. Tennis maybe? Oh yeah, they're all watching something. Brandon, is there no public transportation that I'm going to take an alternate route tennis, maybe oh yeah, they're all watching Brandon is there no public transportation that could saw off any of it. I know right no motherfucking Francis He lives in Wisconsin. Yeah train goes there Kind of I took the train this trace of much. Why don't you why don't you take that? Why Metro is very nice cuz I don't walk I find you get your own seat assigned

That's a nice train you that is a nice community doesn't the train station isn't close to here That is but but doing the train once like you could take the train at 8 a.m When I left New Jersey, I said I am never riding a train to work again We're stupid it sounds like Brandon's I I respect that. We're stupid. Brandon, it sounds like Brandon's got it. I respect that. I like where I live. You guys are the only ones that make it big.

I never mention it. I never get up. Right, because you don't talk. I do talk. I talk just as much as anybody else. No. I do. I talk.

I do. I talk. Before the show started, what did you say? Danny, I talk. Before the show started, what did you say? I don't remember. I'm worse. I got to get out of here by two. Before the show started, what did you say? Danny, I talked. Before the show started, what did you say? I don't remember. I gotta get out of here by 2.

And I didn't want to have to do that. I felt like that was a personal conversation we were having. It was. But I got to get out of here. But that's because I gotta be somewhere at 4.30. I gotta tee time tomorrow at 9 a.m. All of this is coming from a place of concern it is yes an intervention. I think it's mockery it feels No, it's not TJ put a put a cutout on the screen of me yawning It's cuz it's like affecting your job. It is not I'm doing fine

Again you're you're out of here by two fifteen every day like you miss the hot dog. Yeah, we're trying to. I was never going to say there was two. There was two. Where were you moments this week? Yeah. In this office and you were not here for either of them. Yeah. Listen, that's a pre-existing condition. I was always leaving as soon as we got done with the. Yeah, we got stuff to do. She the hot dog. The hot dog wasn't a thing to do no He used your help got a hot dog stuck in the ceiling So I know did you know that they left the hockey stick and the apparatus that got the hot dog down up on the ceiling?

My accident are gonna run. They're still up there And you know the scissor lift company had to come in and inspect yeah, I heard that cuz Yeah, and I feel I don't know if you know this. I don't want to rat. Nevermind. What? I think, like Chef Donnie may have wrecked the scissor lift. What?

Into a wall. There might be a hole. Man, that'll buff out. Nah, it's just. We have a 10 year lease here. Yeah, we're fine then. You guys have so much going on. Yeah. I don't know how you

Constantly find new things to invent and by the way if that is exposing me is like a Non-productive person. I am embarrassed, but I you know hot dogs and scissor lifts. I don't even know what What's a scissor lift? Forklift like a little portable elevator Scissors the machine yeah, I could see on that construction show the quicks take it's on it with one of her rugby friends So you gotta lift them up. Yeah, oh that probably really smash. You can't do that anymore either. I hear the cement cracking I can't have lesbian sex with my rugby Oh Shit yeah oh my god that didn't actually happen no because you can see literally nobody reacts that makes everybody seem really cool thank God

get God there for a second yes absolutely there's no shame so did the company real indication for me yeah the company came out was like we saw this video because quigs made it i love it yeah yeah not very osha safe um i got a question that's been bugging the fuck out of me does skunks have any redeeming qualities? Yeah, skunks are terrific, terrific animals. That's what it's eaten skunks. That's a pretty good, I like talking skunk. It's just thrown in there.

He definitely got skunked in Wisconsin. Y'all ever had any run-ins with skunks? I got skunked once. Me too. Inane Valley, West Virginia. I didn't get skunked, but one walked between my legs once. What? And just walked on about his business.

Probably smell worse there. I was living out in the country, and I was taking a phone call with my boss at work. And it was at night, and I just felt, I thought it was a cat at first. And I looked up, and a skunk had just walked right in between my gate and was going on about his business.

No skunks in the city, huh? Now that I think about it, I vote. They're not a... They gotta be around. They're not a city. Are there rodents? No. Yeah. There's a lot like where I grew up,

Nord Park at this park, huge skunk problem. Yeah? Dogs get skunked every day. They don't have pouches, do they? I heard they make good pets if you decent them. I heard they're like friendly little... They need woods. You can still progress. Ferrets are decented, you could still smell ferrets.

I remember having to take a bath in ravioli. And it was a tomato sauce. Tomato juice, yeah. We only had ravioli. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That and then chicken pox, it was like oatmeal.

Oatmeal, yeah. Chicken pox just doesn't exist anymore. Yeah. I never had it. Was that a vaccine or did you just die out? I think it was a vaccine. I had it. I like went to a party to get it from another kid.

Now it's hand and foot. That was the worst shit I ever got. I had that. It sucks. Me and Pat's nails fell off. We got it as adults from our kid. Pat's nails are still permanently broken. That was the worst shit we ever got.

And our kid mildly had it. He was fine. And me like had became like lepers New fear on pretty lazy name for disease really But it also if you know create your kid will have it because every kid gets it pretty much and it's it's correct They literally just they just have blisters on their hands in their in their feet in their mouth their mouth And then and then they put their hands in their mouth, and then they get more blisters How does it go? I don't know kids just I thought people's like it's get it eating shit with your hand No, it's just a little kid thing. My son had it a couple weeks ago

And my other two kids have had it they still got their nails. Yeah, they're fine It was literally like it was like oh, they got a he's got a bump on his mouth Why is he so you get it once you're done? I think so cuz my other two kids didn't get it when my son had it my youngest Look up a picture it's bad in adults. I don't want to Yeah, you'll deal with that. Fun times Titus. Yeah, fun times.

You are what, two weeks out? Less than that. Less than two weeks. From the due date, yeah. Fully cooked baby in there. Anytime. Fully cooked. And we still don't know what your paternity leave

is gonna be. I don't know. I'll figure it out as it goes. I mean, take it. If it's a bad baby, longer. Yeah. Spend some out or maybe a baby. If it's a chill baby that you wanna hang out with,

maybe even longer than that. Maybe longer than that. Yeah. Yeah, a little baby. And like I said, I mean, the new Mario Kart, I've heard it's a great game I don't know how difficult it is and that will play into it as well or the tracks are too long too wide right As long as I can beat every

Classification and beat every circuit on Mario Kart yeah back pretty quickly. What's the release schedule though? Are they dropping like a like a Zelda or a Mario in the next two months? To good question If you get almost they are I'll see you December almost time to be back and then they drop a new Mario or something You don't know by the way Nick congrats on Aaron Rodgers Yeah, I love that his news just got cut instantly Just Elon verse Trump almost instantly. It was the same. Yeah, it was the same time. Like within seconds. Is Joy Taylor

vindicated for? Yeah. Yeah, he should have been at OTAs. The OTA thing. Are you excited for Rogers? I Jerry's got a new one. He's riding for Raji riding for Raji. OK, yeah, I'll sit out with that. I'll support that. I mean, do I think they're going to win the Super Bowl? No. Do I think they have a roster that can? No. OK, would I?

Is he better than Mason Rudolph? Hopefully, I don't know Riding for one riding for Raji That's pretty good Terrible day for me. I feel like this is gonna sound bad as like They're almost too prideful when winning and they would like a top five pick would be sick. Yeah. It would really really well. Yeah. They they haven't finished. They haven't finished the bottom five since like 1970 something. Yeah. God. But Mason Rudolph like to get your job taken

and then also have Trump and Elon fight That's tough for him all within like an hour. That's gonna be that's gonna be tough for him brutal day for him. Oh I got a Reinvited to the internet invitational. Oh Thank you, and I can tell you definitively that if this second invitation is rescinded I will unleash a biological weapon upon the higher-ups and advisors of this tournament. So, what, so did you get the actual invitation?

It's apparently in the mail. Okay, so what happened that got you the invitation? I would guess either the field was expanded or someone dropped out. Got it. Yeah, because PFT just got one, which was a shock. Right. That's congrats. I'm thrilled. I mean, it's a chance to win a million dollars. That's what I'm excited about. That should be what you're excited. You put me on a team with the right guys, you know, like I'll try to do my part. Uh, I don't, I don't know exactly.

Is there one winner? There's a team. Oh, there's a team. Meaning I call it a group of six people. Oh, I thought it was individual. Yeah. But you're you may have singles matches within that. I'm not entirely sure. Does one person win a million dollars or just six? It would be your team splitting it. But I think it's going to be north of a million actually. Wow. So you could walk away with 250 grand, something like that. It's pretty tax free too. Yeah, I don't think so. Oh, well, if you everything's tax free if you don't pay taxes. Yeah. If you take a private jet to the tournament and write that off against it. Yeah, an injury.

Yeah. Yeah, that's exciting. I'm super pumped about how's your golf game looking right now? The Ryder Cup coming up to which I'm excited. I'm very excited about that's your golf game looking right now? They have the Ryder Cup coming up to which I'm excited I'm very excited about that And I think that's gonna be incredibly contentious in that we are bringing lots of there's so much I Think there's so many side stories that are coming in to kind of have that become this powder keg Yeah, it's all gonna get hashed out there. You've been vocally golfing more and talking about golf. Oh, yeah. Your name came up.

I have a contingent Ryder Cup invite. Wow. What's this? But I don't know that I'm accepting it. Why? Well, there's multiple things. My invite is Kirk's invite. Kirk has said he's not going to play.

If he doesn't play, they need somebody to stand in. So I think that's me. Got it. But I'm not going to show up. And if he shows up, I'm just going to be sitting there. So I'm not going to play. If he doesn't play, they need somebody to stand in. So I think that's me. Got it. But I'm not going to show up. And if he shows up, I'm just going to be sitting there. So I'm not going to do that. And then B, I'm not. I think they're doing it right during paternity leave,

like a couple of weeks from now. As soon as he leaves. So I'm not. We're going to need me back here. Three days going into the dozen, which I'll almost certainly be in Boston. Oh, that. But they are close. That's in Hamden, Mass.

Yeah. So I don't know. I don't I don't know that I can accept a contingent invitation. If I get there and I'm getting ready and then Kirk shows up and he's playing that would sound and you're not going to play, then I'll hit somebody in the fucking face with a golf club. So you need to just probably just needs to be a time when you're Okay, I'll say this I would be very disappointed if Kirk did not play. He's gonna play

I can't imagine that tournament without him, right? I think that tournament needs Kirk. I'm sure he's gonna play Yeah, that's and that's the only way you get in. That's the only way I get in So I didn't get a real invitation. Yeah, right If I get a real invitation. Yeah. Right. Yeah. If I get a real invitation, now let's talk. Okay. I was better. Not me and you. Oh, okay. I mean, you don't need to talk. We already talk. Yeah. But Hank has told me, Hank's trying to kind of dance a delicate dance. Well, we need a if Kirk doesn't play, we need 12. Right. Well,

just pick one up from somewhere. I don't know. I don't want you don't want to fly me out there with a chance. I don't play that would suck Yeah, I would agree Yeah, but I have been playing a lot lately yeah, I'm down into the I Should be breaking 90 by this weekend or next weekend That's where I'm at my life life. Actually? Yeah. Brandon Walker. Damn dude. Yeah. I was like high 90s when I started this year and now I'm down to like 91-92.

That's good. Nice. He's in a country club. The goal is 80... Oh you joined one? Yeah. Out in Wisconsin? It is in Wisconsin, Francis, but it's barely in Wisconsin.

I mean that as a compliment. Wisconsin has some of the best golf in the fucking country. It's unbelievable and it's a very beautiful golf course. Yeah. And yeah, I joined that and I love it. You play the same course every? Yeah, I have started to ask around to see where else I can play.

We might play a month. Are you gonna come to that? I'll see. I'll see about that. Cause you gotta pepper in some different courses cause maybe you're just good at the one course. But it's a difficult course. Is it? So I feel like if I'm good at that course and I also play the play the tips

What yeah, really? Yeah, cuz I I want to get he drives it like 300. I believe that's my only thing I can do that is it that's like Learning to ski on the double blacks. I figure learn to learn to play on the hardest one Yeah, and then everything else is gravy easy. Yeah Yeah I'm getting there you're the man Brandon I'm hoping today or tomorrow or Sunday are you playing true ball and cup yeah I keep I keep myself to the high the way I look at it if I cheated a little bit who am I cheating I'm just cheating my own score so nobody's out there to cheat against if there were somebody cheat against I would but there's nobody to cheat against so I keep it right. If I hit it out of bounds

you know I take the penalty stroke and all that stuff. Brad what's like a score where you can start playing casually competitively? I think if you're 85 to me is where you can show up to any of that. Local open. Well you can play competitively anyway with a handicap. That's the beauty of the handicaps. Yeah. I always forget about it. And I could be good in scrambles too. But I think if you can shoot an 85 every time you go out, you can show up to pretty much any golf event and at least not embarrassed. Well, that's better. Yeah. I mean, that's

that'd be fun. Better than bogey golf, which is fun. Yeah. Like bogey golf is a dream of mine. I've never reached 85 is my goal for the summer. But, cause like bogeys, you're having fun. Yeah. Oh. You're competing for pars at that point. Yeah. What's your handicap? Me?

I think it's like five, five and a half right now. Something like that. 5.3. It's pretty damn good. It's damn good. It's so funny though. I mean, you know, someone asked me on stage, just yelled out like, what's your handicap?'s so funny though. I mean You know someone asked me on stage just yelled out like what's your handicap? But I said that and then everyone was like bullshit

Bullshit, there's a lot of handicap police and then and then you I go play in a game at my club or something, right? And I play well and then everyone says bullshit on the other side. Oh So you're way better than you said? Is that what they... Yeah, they'll accuse you of being a sandbagger. So like in real life, if you play well you get accused of being manipulative and then in public you get accused of having a vanity handicap. What a curse. There's no...

Awesome. There's never a case where someone's like, oh you you were absolutely honest about the way you were going to Play and suck exactly the amount you said yes exactly Yeah, are you getting a handicap right now? I'm not I'm not ever gonna be that serious. Oh, I think it's fun though Isn't it? I wish I had one I? Mean what is the perfect person? It's not that hard You just you just download the gin app and you start putting your scores in you'd have one like in a week or so all right what's your handicap if you're between 91 and 98 every time you

probably be like 20 16 or something like that 16 to 18 oh you'd like pick a ball up and toss it a little bit yeah if you're if you're shooting 90 from feeling I would do that a hundred oh my god if you're alone you're shooting 90 from it. I feel like I would do that a hundred. Oh my god I if you're alone, and then oh, yeah, I don't like where this is No that I would be more apt to do that if I were playing with somebody than alone alone It's just me. I'm the only one ever fix your like I don't know why not. I don't want to learn shot I will learn How to how to do it was that a five or a six? Oh probably a five. Yeah, you like that?

how to do it. Was that a five or a six? Probably a five. Yeah. Do you like that? I'm always gonna say six. My move is I just skip holes and then just mark it as zero. That helps. Yeah, it helps to score like immensely. If you just skip like four or five holes, zero. I read somewhere that like high school golf is just everyone is just cheating. Yeah. Really? High school I swung off in high school tennis and call their outs. It's crazy. I've learned that. It's insane. It's crazy. It's like the one sport where they just can't afford refs. Yeah. And the kids call the outs. It's awful. Oh, that would drive me nuts. So does that mean if somebody's a tennis state champion, it doesn't really mean much? I mean, if they're in a good state like Texas, California, Florida If they're in a backwater state

If you're a tennis state champ who lost in the semi-finals Yeah, in a two-way private school Yeah, that means probably less You know, I was looking around on VR I cannot believe you guys would go to Welch, West Virginia Did you know that is not only one of the worst places in the country in the world. Yes, Kyle, when we went there, we drove an hour. We had to stay an hour away because that was the closest like halfway decent hotel. When we drove an hour there, I didn't have

cell service the entire time. It is ruins of old old coal towns I mean it was great rough and rowdy but yeah it was it was tough and Welch is like the big city of that county yeah it's the poorest county in the country it's quite something down there great rough and rowdy though yeah it was actually the one that Dave got sick those pores were fighting. Yeah for about two hundred area like the city like We stayed in Princeton Princeton's a nice a pretty nice town in comparison. Where is it scary right there the east? Right there. Yeah, that's how far away we had to stay

If you're on Street View look at war West Virginia, yeah, that was where we were we were at the armory would There's Colwood right there. There's war below. It's a it's like a boring Aleppo Left not down down down yard in war last night. I was all over these McDowell County town. Yeah in shock Yeah, it all kind of looks like that doesn't look horrible doesn't look that I mean West Virginia is a beautiful state stunning terms I'm an old satellite dish Like the the nature and like the hills sure well that looks but then that looks pretty nice It looks awesome. See this go to the like the downtown area Do you guys ever watch the wild Wights of West Virginia documentary?

Yeah. I kind of want to watch it again. What's that about? It's great. It follows this family in like a town like this, but they're kind of infamous. Are they in Boone County? Okay. That's a new.

It's like a modern day. Who is the two rival families in West Virginia? Hatfield McCoys. It's like a modern day Hatfield McCoy family. It's amazing. And it's like a really interesting documentary, but that this whole family. It's like a beautiful day Hatfield McCoy family. Yeah, it's amazing. And it's like a really interesting documentary. But this whole family. It's like a beautiful town.

Kyle. This is great. What did I see? I mean, that's pretty bad. Zoom in. Go to like the main street. Look at the street, guys. I mean, the street's one lane.

Also, picture it in the winter. Zoom in. In. Where in where you want to go up up up like yeah like that that's the main street with Greg parts and service yeah yeah kind of scenic okay nevermind yeah we got to get there this doesn't look that great. Yeah, now this is bad Great beauty salon Yeah, this town looks forgotten. This doesn't look great. It's very skinny mainstream. It doesn't look Let's get the governor on yeah, let's talk to him. Yeah, you got to fix war Let's get the governor on yeah, let's talk to him. Yeah, you got to fix war

Yeah, well, there's a good book about the opioid crisis called dream land that was covered How it hit West Virginia so hard? Oh like those guys taking those to town? Yes, how was the governor's life she was pretty nice Wonder where we're at and with that I bet that food's good as fuck. I don't know man. Holy moly cafe. Oh Yeah, yeah, no Have a crinkle cut fry That's what they're advertising is that That was delicious that I come what is it is it dessert or lunch? That's that's

Roll oh Man sure I wonder oh, that's not that looks all right That doesn't All right, by the way, Austin bodied Michelangelo. It's a very strange thing happening. Are we allowed to sleep? What is this about? They're going at each other.

UnkiBoy was great. What KB and Nick are too nice to say is after Michelangelo held it hostage for a year, the version he edited was unwatchable garbage. It had to be completely redone by the actual talented editors here. But I'm glad he got his victory lap and let people think it was him. Oh, heesh. I'm gonna stay out of it until I'm explicitly involved. Well, that was very explicit.

That was extremely explicit. Yeah. What started this in the first place? What's the first tweet? It was Michelangelo replying to Dave. Oh, I didn't see that. Oh, oh, oh. Dave, you ever heard the expression, two wrongs don't make it right. Oh, what are you

doing? Getting involved still. And like, Michelangelo DM me like a like maybe three months ago being like, Hey, I'm sorry, how I acted and everything. I was like, it's alright, dude, like, things happen. But then he just goes back into it. It's like, what are you doing, dude? I will not be saying goddamn anymore You're still alive No Sure

The boys at Barstool reddit will love this one right before that they talk about how you were wrongfully let go when in reality You are a lazy untalented piece of shit. Whoa, it didn't do damn awesome has been That feels like it's been pent up Yeah, did they do they just hate each other? Well, I mean, hard to tell. Michelangelo has just been taking shots. Yeah. He has that. He just takes shots. And then he's like, I didn't understand why people are coming back at me. Like, I hate the apology and then the double down after the apology. Like I liked the guy, but at this point, it's like all he does is take shots after leaving

Barstool or getting laid off at Barstool. It's like, what do you expect, dude? You can't just constantly take shots and expect no one to be like, hey, dude, fuck you. Did Michelangelo have Austin's job before Austin? No. No. He edited the rundown. And the Dave Fortnoy show?

Yeah. Yeah. That's I didn't know the background, and I liked him. And then he had that weird tweet. It was like one of the women's shows here. And he's like, I thought that. And I was like, what the fuck? He keeps taking shots and then being like, oh,

how do I end up back here? It's like, well, dude. Gave me the ick. And I don't really like the, like, you got to move on. You can't just, like, he is just trying to mind for people to be like, oh, you were unfairly treating. It's like, dude, it was like two, three years ago? Two years ago now?

He had another weird one a few weeks ago. It was like, I'm trying to put this like Dave Portnoy jersey on, nobody wants it. Yeah, that was weird. Where he like took one from a dozen trivial thing. And then, I don't know, man. At some point you kind of run out of rope when it comes to just like sitting on the sidelines

trying to be like, oh, I was wronged and I'm gonna keep tweeting it everyone. I held onto the jersey because I thought it was cool because I used to like and respect Dave. I decided to sell it because I have no use for it, but you, my friend, have held onto Dave's asshole with your lips for much longer than I did anything. It's just weird.

Jesus, dude. What do you hang onto in a person? He was weird. The gloves are off for both of them. Team Austin in this one. Yeah, it's a pretty uncomfortable situation to be in the mic. Yeah, it sucks for you guys.

It's just weird. It's weird all, yeah. Well, you gotta make a statement right now. Oh, I do. Because you've been called out. I obviously very much disagree with this behavior. I'll take it one step further and agree with what Kyle's. Very bad boys.

Bad boy. And then you could just decide who you have bad boy. Can't say I agree. Oh. decide who? Yeah, bad boy. Can't say I agree. Oh. Oh no. Who's this? Oh, Francis. Oh, no. Lot happening. Well, hold on, Kirk, I didn't say I was accepting it. You said if it got rescinded from you, you would unleash a biological weapon. I mean the fact that you got it sent to you on a calendar invite and then taken off a

calendar invite is very funny. Yeah. First time. Yeah. I, yeah, I have to accept that. I'm thrilled to accept it. I can't, I don't, believe it or not, I'm not in a place financially where I can on Principle turn down the opportunity to win a sizable portion of a million dollars Yeah, I think that's fair. No What does that make Kate?

Do it okay, I do I do a workout before my little show every week now. It's driving me out. I've seen, like, you've been in pain. It's taken a toll on you a lot. I think I'm going to have to, like, actually sit you down and be like, you're fired if you don't at least pursue this. Then I lose. That was a weird.

Yeah, no, I'll figure it out. You're not going to. I'm not good at adults and the paperwork. Think of all the paperwork. Not a whole lot. The lawyer pretty much takes care of that for ya. Yeah. It's okay, I'm not stewing in it.

I don't marinate in it overnight. I mean what would you do with millions of dollars? Nail on the head that this is. You know what, Bird, that was this morning I was getting in an Uber to come here and I got in on the side of the like the bit of the street not not on the side of the sidewalk and as I was getting in my foot was behind me and a car went by and it

felt like it was really close to running over my foot which would have you know my leg would have exploded. And as it got in the car, I noticed that the car that had almost hit me was a very nice Mercedes. And I thought, well, that's certainly better than had it been a Prius or something like that. And then I started calculating what the cost of recovering from a shattered ankle would be for me. And then I started calculating what the cost of

Recovering from a shattered ankle would would be for me. Yeah But that one would be tough because it's like you never know like they can always be like oh, I wasn't what are you looking at? Brandon yeah flip your phone around Brandon Walker ways flip your phone around brand. I know you roll your eyes Flip your phone around brand. I will wrap up. No no no I don't want to wrap up He's a did just send an incredible picture what is on your phone? I was texting my mom We share this picture day my face is burnt. Oh, yeah, yeah, I think we showed this look at that That boy has a lot of cancer in his body. That's an amazing why Why is he hugging people? You don't, you look like a...

You look like a family. Yeah, you look like an immigrant. He looks like an immigrant. Yeah. My great boy. My great boy. What, my gray skin? I don't, is that, yeah, you are gray, I guess.

Cancel will do that to you. No, but just the way you dress and... He looked... He looked new to this country see Or can you can you can would you did you have you I was the second part of the make-a-wish Yeah, I want to say Robinson come here. What is always say right now? I wasn't looking at ways just Google Maps just Apple Maps you like threw your head back why oh what's the longest you could wait until it clears up at night usually about seven o'clock

we'll work around our 47 minutes right now but it's only gonna get worse that's fucking bananas that's better than most people's lake houses mm-hmm but I'm thinking about trying to do no that is I I rented a house in Michigan for July and it's less way less I think I'm gonna take a different route take a different route today so it'll only be an hour and 25 minutes huh your second route we'll see that would be a grand improvement all right well let's wrap it up we don't have to wrap it up i wouldn't talk about anything y'all want to talk about. Francis thank you i'm gonna go watch tires what time what time

what are your shows tonight? I'm at Rosemont Zany's tonight i think it's like seven and nine thirty something like that and tomorrow as well so tickets at punch up live Slash Francis else yeah, if you want to give it anyone wants to come get you guys some tickets I would like to come and I would also like to ask you on air so everyone watching like oh I'd be honored to have I Was coming you know yeah, yeah, I'll be there so then though Yeah We'll all be there go home real quick come right back. Yeah, I like to come I don't like to go to your show probably on the way. It's right next to the airport Brandon So I actually love it out there. Yeah, I'm just gonna DM you from the bar. See if you want to

Did text Dave he's gonna work on it to get Una and Danny into the Summer House. Let's go Danny. Danny. A certain amount of beds. Not a problem. They're not gonna need this. Not a problem. Okay.

Hell yeah. You and Dante being in bunk beds would be incredible. The thing about shows like Summer House and Love Island is they get to go their separate ways when the show ends Right so the fallout from this could be pretty bad. Mm-hmm. Okay cool. Mm-hmm Yeah, we'll be really bad sitting at a desk with the same people following one day Yeah, I Did get a DM from the the other

Child cancer intern what are you what the fuck did he have he said let me call it an offense I also need a bond with Danny also Brandon, Mississippi State intern He's a Mississippi State what answer in terms of a state boy. Yes. What is he defending anyways? I don't kids had it really rough. Oh my god now. I feel bad for him well no wonder he didn't come in Friday and he was napping and that makes sense now. You guys are. Holy shit. Damn.

Damn. All right, let's spin the wheel. Oh, those talents weren't that bad. No, they weren't that bad. That was tough. Welch was bad when we went. No, but I promise they are. Yeah.

I mean, I saw it. No. I got promise they are yeah, you know I mean I saw it I Got your back It's a yak Get your straws yak style And stay for a while It's a yak It's a yak It's a yak Yes, I'm a talk shop Redo a Yankee swap It's a yak

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