The Yak - A Frank Fleming Instagram Post Leads Us Down A Wild Path | The Yak 5-17-23

Episode Date: May 17, 2023

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KB, your arms are getting bigger. Jackson has hiccups for a year. I know. It sucks. Does he have to get surgery or something? Yeah. Robacks. Real quick.

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This is a problem. He sniffed a porcupine's butt. To try to get rid of the hiccups? Yeah. Why? Why would that work? It's probably just like at this point it could be anything. Yeah.

It's probably just like random shit. Also, Bo Jackson, can you get me a water? Here, here, I got one, I got one, I got one. Bo Jackson basically is like humble bragging he's the toughest guy in the world because he can't be scared. Yeah, that is true. But he can't beat something that's inanimate, which is kind of soft. I know that we hyperbolize sometimes, but if I had the hiccups for a year, I'd kill myself.

Oh, yeah. I wouldn't let it get to a year. I think I'd be like 12 hours. I actually thought about this. I think I'd be like 25 minutes. Really? Yeah, that's annoying. All right, put the timer up.

Drunk, I get. Like drunk, you know, sometimes you kind of drink so much that you deserve the hiccups, but if it was sober, what's up, Brandon? It would destroy your life. You couldn't sleep. You couldn't focus. Nobody would like going to movie theaters with you. Ron gave me his.

Girl couldn't cuddle up on your chest. Isn't the peanut butter the best thing to do? What? The peanut butter? Your balls for your dog? You have a scoop of peanut butter. You put peanut butter on your balls and you put your balls in a cup, right? Yeah.

And you put your dog's tongue in the cup. Your dog won't get hiccups. I think that's right. One time I was real sick. I had like a bronchitis-like thing when I was a kid. My mom made me put onions in my socks and go to sleep. I guess it pulls all your toxins out does it work i don't think so that is insane yeah that's my mom my mom is a firm believer

that the bottom of the feet are like where you get everything out i used to think i pooped i think i used to think food left me through my toes opening up like fucking portals while i slept and it marched out of me you were like 22 at the time. Yeah, this is very recent. I used to, for a hangover cure, I read that if you wear wet socks, it keeps you hydrated. So I slept with wet socks for a while. Horrible. What?

Yeah. Terrible. I got to that late 20s where the hangovers became debilitating, and I tried everything. There was another one that was two Advil, chug a Diet Coke, eat a full banana right before bed. Also didn't work. Part of the Advil. You didn't feel like shit. I didn't start taking Advil recently for hangovers, and it's, I mean, it's, I don't really, like,

even get hungover anymore. Damn. You're hungover right now. I'm hungover from, I'm not. I'm hungover for, like, an hour I'm not I'm hungover for like an hour And then I'm fine I gotta take a Advil Why what'd you do last night?

Just I mean Pushing the boundaries Hang out with any Famous comedians? No Did you see any famous comedians? No Or yeah but

I don't think I'm supposed to Talk about that Damn who? Why Pete Davidson Made you sign an NDA? Well I think it's like He's not supposed to I don't think I'm supposed to talk about that. Damn, who? Why, Pete Davidson made you sign an NDA? Well, I think it's like he's not supposed to. I don't know. So it was Pete Davidson?

It was like, yeah, it was easy. I didn't hang out with Pete Davidson on the record. You're going to end up dating him. I actually didn't even talk to him. He just went up at the show. It was cool. He crushed? I don't know.

I didn't really watch. What you weren't supposed to say? I don't know. It was all very secretive. I don't know anything. You don't know if he crushed? You don't know a don't really watch what you weren't supposed to say I don't know it was all like very like secretive I don't know anything you don't know if he crushed phones in the back I don't know a lot of things kid hey kid you got a lot to learn in this fucking life for some of his like premises and punchlines I didn't watch watch through the window so it was at the stand?

Yeah You guys watch what Galopkis or whatever? Yeah I started it It's good I like it What is it? Julio's in it

So is Shane Yeah I like it Julio started comedy With Pete Davidson Yeah He was like 22 And Pete Davidson was like 10

Pete Davidson was like 15 At open mics. Jeez. Unbelievable. Bad parents. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Julio said that his mom would come with Pete Davidson.

Like, Pete Davidson's mom would come and drop him off at the open mic. That's badass. Are there any, like, tough-ass kids in the comedy scene? Like, kiddos? Yeah, are there any bullies or, like, somebody you're afraid of? Not like that. Like, good. Like, funny 15-year-olds.

Like children? Yeah. No. How about that curly-haired, red-headed kid from TikTok? I haven't seen him. What? He's, like, a badass New York kid. None of you guys have seen him?

I've seen some kids. Oh, the kid who, uh, they're like, how would you... What would you say if you met a millennial? Yeah, yeah. It would be really cool to meet my ancestors. Yeah, yeah. Aw, shit. It's like, what would you say to, like, a hot chick?

Like, yo, let me get your number. And then they try to, like, flip it on the kid. Like, a 13-year-old or, like, a reporter was like, do you guys feel like you're stealing African-American, like, culture and linguistics? And they're, like, 10 years old. And then the other kid was like, no, it's cool. He identifies as black. You got to find this.

Can you find this, TJ? Did you see Kyle made the Baby Gronk hype video? Oh, the doubters? What? He was preying on his downfall, and then it's just him working out. He's just digging himself a bigger hole. What a cornhole. I told you guys about how he DM'd me.

Baby Gronk DM'd me. Oh, yeah, yeah. He sent us a screenshot. This was like, it's May right now, right? This was a couple days ago. And he was like, you're going to be in Texas on the 19th of April? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or not.

I was like, what? No. Even if I am, dude, I'm not linking with you. You should. And then he was like, oh, shit, we missed it. And I'm like, yeah, by like a month. So did you not read the DM? Was it sent before April 19th? Oh, it was sent like a month after, or like a couple weeks So did you not read the DM? Was it sent before April 19th?

No, it was sent like a month after, or like a couple weeks after April 19th. What if Baby Gronk is a psyop by like a new age to catch a predator type of group where he's just the bait and he's just trying to catch like grown dudes like you two who just talk shit on him? Yeah, well, I think he's stupid for his age.

No, I do too. He's dumb as hell. Yeah. How old is he, 13? Yeah. He should know. Younger? Yeah, but he's stupid for his age.

His parents run the page. Dude, his parents need to be locked away. It's crazy. They're destroying his life. No, when parents do like the, they just like pimp out their kids at such a young age, it's weird. And then they're like the dad sitting at home like making a doubters compilation, right? What it is just the one I honestly on this I don't know if this is the one oh he's getting worked oh He's got a chain. Oh, it's actually yeah. Yeah, who is this?

Oh Who is this? Oh! He's just a regular kid. He's a pretty good DB. Oh, that was sick. She's next up. She's got ball skills. So going by Baby Gronk is really short-sighted. It is.

You could be Kid Gronk. You could be Teen Gronk. Maybe it's smart because we don't know which Gronk. It could be Gordy Gronk. It could be Dan Gronk. Although... He could be Teen Gronk. Maybe it's smart because we don't know which Gronk. It could be Gordy Gronk. It could be Dan Gronk. Yeah. There's a lot of Gronks. Moe Gronk. Isn't that Devlin's actual game squad?

Well, no way. He's visiting? He's going to their summer camp for kids. Oh. That's not... Congrats summer camp for kids. Oh. Well, that's not camp visits. Congrats. Yeah. You probably paid $300. I love how much you hate him.

They're staying in a cabin. It's a great rivalry. I like the parents. I think they're cool and down to earth. I hate him. Yeah, I have no beef with the parents. I would like to see that video, though, if I'm in it. Yeah.

Where was it? I'll try to find it. Whatever happened to your beef with Sartorius? He kind of just, you know. He won. He did win. And also, what's her name? What was the girl, the rapper?

Lil Tay? Oh, yeah. I don't know what happened to her. I may have won that. Yeah, you won that. You're one and one against Kim. I don't remember the Lil Tay answer. Her mom, I think her mom took her off the internet.

Her mom, who was funding it all, was like, wait, this is super fucked up. And now she's just off the internet. Yeah, I think she's been. Like a little Asian girl, right? Yeah. Who was flexing cash. Oh, yeah. She was off when I did that.

It was more of like the Penn State 5-6. The Penn State thing is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my entire life. My brotherhood was pissed. They asked me, here's your ultimatum. If you donate to Thawne, we won't make a deal out of this.

He made like a tour poster for Lil Tay and said she was performing at the Pratt Institute. Launched by Backwoods and Crayola. And they got like, really? That's it. Backwoods and Crayola. Idyllwild Park, cease and desist. Gerber.

Are you serious? And Backwoods did. Backwoods. And then Penn State frat sent an email. Do you have the email? Were they mad? Yeah, because they already had sex predator scandals. Now they had a child coming to perform.

I don't know that for a fact. Throw him backwards to the ground. And like whipped spinach baby food. You had to clarify it. That's so funny. Got her ass. Damn, you used to go crazy with the viral graphics. I know.

Maps and all that. Yeah, that was fun. What happened You gave that up Or just cause everybody Started doing it Nick was doing it Freelance for me

Oh yeah yeah Nick had to work on Everybody else's shit now Couldn't just work on KB's shit I was the first person To realize he would just Do whatever you ask him

It's a cheat code Oh Whoa Oh wow This is my guy From Carbone. Oh, no way. No way.

It's tough, brother. Oh, my God. Talk to the mic right there. This is incredible. Actually, the mic's a little short. Are we live? Yeah, we're live. We're live.

The only person fired from Carbone is Adam Rohn. Oh. The only chocolate hazelnut cake that I have for everyone here. Thank you so much. But it wasn't you didn't tell me that they didn't have it. No, no. Someone else, you would never say that. I'm down here, you know.

You were so nice to me. It was hazelnut, not peanut butter. Hey, what's your name, first of all? My name is Mark McLaughlin. It's an honor to be on the show. Mark, good guy. So if Rohn... Gotta take care of MarioLaughlin. It's an honor to be on the show. Mark, good guy. So if Roan... Gotta take care of Mario Carbone. Yes.

Shout out to him. If Roan had said to you I want the Snickers... You would have known. I was on item all night. He was taking care of me. He brought me the some beautiful Negronis. To get them in prime time. Oh, man. Jerry got me in prime time, or Jerry put in the word

to you. Thanks for the fragrance. Yeah. By the way. You want one, too? I'm giving out fragrances these days. Roan was not the one who was going to get anyone fired. It was Jerry who was going to get someone fired. Yeah.

Roan was like, he just. I had an incredible time. Yeah. I tipped 33%. You know what? Extra cream. Oh. You know we like cream.

So what's the name of the cake? So everybody knows when they go in there to order what to say so they don't make the mistake I did. Chocolate hazelnut cake. Chocolate hazelnut. So Jerry's just a moron. He's like, this tastes like Snickers. Peanut butter, peanut butter. He kept saying it.

That's what it was for sure. He does the best he can. That's all it was. He couldn't identify hazelnut. Yeah, Jerry was like, oh, what is this taste? Snickers? It's got to be Snickers because it's not just chocolate. All his taste palates are just chocolate plus something is Snickers.

There's none for Adam, but. I'll never know. All right, well, Mark, thank you so much. Thank you. What a beautiful ending to this. Kate, that was a fucked up move. Sorry, I got you excited. I just took one.

This looks amazing. All right. Well, thank you, Mark. Go to Carbone. They take care of people. Thank you so much, brother. Unreal. Oh, and a hug and a kiss.

Oh, yeah. Hugs and kisses forever. Why do you smell so good? Wait, wait, wait. What are you wearing? What are you wearing, Mark? Yes. What's your scent?

No, no, no. What's your scent? What are you wearing? You smell great. Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes. You know what to bring in next time. All right, thank you, Mark.

You're a hero. Red is buttered, right? Mark, what a fucking hero. He's a showman. He's an absolute showman. I would like to know. Carbone might be the best place in the world. I thought it was a take one, pass a fucking hero. He's a showman. He's an absolute showman. I would like to note. Carbone might be the best place in the world. I thought it was a take one, pass it down situation.

Brandon still has his, and Kate has had the first one. I saw earlier he didn't have one. That was an office space situation. I think we have to spin, and whoever gets the three gets to eat them all, and no one else gets to try. Yep. I love that. All right, that's fair.

This dude came over, though, and he was like, reference, he was like, oh, Two Straw McGraw, which was like an Instagram caption I'd had like a year ago, and he was talking about the Maison du Donjé. He was damn good. He was talking about the most dangerous game show. I want to be friends with him. He knows what he's doing. He like very quietly came up.

He's like, you're the most famous person we have in here tonight. I was like, that's bad for you guys. You're really sitting next to you? Yeah. So he's a server? He was. So he wasn't our primary. I don't know if he was the maitre d', but he was doing some serving.

Is Jerry here today? They all work together. I don't think Jerry's here today. Call Jerry. What a fool. Yeah, he's like, oh, Snickers. So I see the chocolate. I think he comes off like, now I was they all work together. I don't think Jerry's here today. Call Jerry. What a fool. Yeah, he's like, oh, Snickers. So I see the chocolate.

I think it comes off like now I was trying to get someone fired. You gotta get the Big Mac when you go to keep the sins. It doesn't even look like Snickers.

No, it doesn't look like Snickers. And this is hazelnut sauce. I heard Jerry on the phone. He was like, you know, with the peanut butter sauce, all the peanut butter sauce.

And he was like, the Snickers pie. What is the Snickers pie that we get? We get it every time. And I don't know the Snickers pie. What is the Snickers pie that we get? We get it every time. And I don't know if that's... How is Jerry so connected with Carbuncle?

Danny Boy House of Arts. Jerry's connected. Frankly, it's also not pie. He's sober. You know what I mean? You've got to do different... This is like... He's a meals guy.

He goes to a meal every week. That's his drug now. Yeah. Networking. The Snickers cake. Oh, networking too. Networking's his drug. Yeah, networking. It's the Snickers cake. Oh, networking too. Networking's his drug. Yeah, definitely. Being a connector. But I just don't want it to seem like

I wanted anyone fired. I just told Jerry I couldn't get the Snickers pie. Jerry. Yeah. Jerry, we just got the Snickers pie. It looks incredible. Yeah, Mark from Carbone just hand-delivered the pie. Did Mark bring it to you? Yeah. Mark did. Yeah.

Mark's the GOAT. He is the GOAT, but we got to, this is all your fault. What are you talking about? My fault. It's not a Snickers pie. What is it called then? What did he say? Hazelnut.

Chocolate hazelnut pie. Chocolate hazelnut pie. The same fucking thing. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. You just thought it was, you're like, oh, it tastes like Snickers. It must be a Snickers pie. What does it taste like, Dan?

We haven't tried it yet. You might be right. You might be right. All right, we'll call you back. We'll call you back. We'll call you back. We'll call you back. Yeah, now we got to find out.

Right, he said, fuck, he'll call you back. We'll call you back. We'll call you back. We'll call you back. Yeah, now we got to fight. Right, he said, fuck. He kind of got me. Three of us, I mean, we're going to need three very scrupulous judges. We're going to need them all to agree. I don't know if I trust any of us. We need an unbiased. Oh, I can detect Snickers. Yeah, but what if it doesn't land on you?

No, that's what I'm saying. It's like killing me that I can't eat this right now. Yeah. Let's spin the fucking wheel because I want this. I know, I want this. Eight. I know. I know. I know.

Let's do three people get to eat the pie, and we'll do one fourth. That fourth person can get a taste of each one of the pies. They can lick our fingies. We get one taste of each of the pies. Eight, I promise you if it lands on me, my word, I'm throwing it right in the fucking trash. Ooh, TJ. His name's on here.

Good for TJ. Astrid. The four people are going to try the pot. Delicious Snickers pie. Oh. Fuck you, Kate. Yes!

There you go, Kate. It's Eliminator. Yeah, no Justin. This is good. Oh, yes. That's amazing. Oh, shit. Oh, that's amazing. Oh, shit. Yes, way to be.

Yes. That's what we want, the pie. All right, and then the last person gets a taste of everyone else's thingy licking. Do we have to eat it with our thingies? No, get some sauce, though. Oh, yeah, we have to use the sauce. Oh, stop. God damn it.

Stop, stop. All right, Kyle. I don't want it either. I don't. I don't really want it either. I haven't eaten anything today. Steven, do you want to grab the... Yeah, if you can't finish it, throw it out.

Really? Yeah. That's crazy. That's bullshit. It's got to hurt. No, it doesn't have to hurt. It can be good. It's got to hurt.

You can enjoy it. I am going to cover this. Maybe you get a try of each one. When can I go? Whenever you want. Here it goes. Brandon, why are you holding that so tight? Somebody's got to come fucking get it. I could see why.

There's peanuts in it. It's chocolate. It looks like a Snickers bar. TJ, come get your pie. Can I just drink the sauce? No, you can't drink the sauce, Brandon. Brandon, you've got to put a little sauce on it. You drink all that sauce.

No, no, no. Why don't you go to Carbone? Let's go to Carbone. All right. the sauce, Brandon. Brandon, you gotta put a little sauce on it. You drink all that sauce you can drink. No, no, no, no. Shug all that sauce. Go to Carbone. Let's go to Carbone. All right. Should we put, let's put Carbone on the wheel. Wait, Ron, you have to try it.

No, no, no. Oh, yeah. Wait, no, no, no. No, he doesn't. That's not how it works. That's not how the wheel works. Come get it. Come get it.

Give it up, Brandon. Come get it. Give it up, you fucking bitch. Oh, okay. Here, I was just gonna. Give it to him. You don't wanna look Zai? You don't want to look Zal? You don't have the self-control?

Yeah, he doesn't have the self-control. You did that to yourself. Go take it to TJ, then. I want you guys to describe this pie in just the most sexual way possible. Yeah. Give me one. That's good.

Whoop. A little bit more, Sass. There's no such thing as too much. You don't have forks, do you? Yeah, Stephen got you forks. And then, Che, if you could take the sauce. I'm going to put a little more on there. I don't give a fuck.

Can you take the sauce, too? You've got to let me know how this is. My main thing is, does it taste like Snickers? All right, give it a try. Splash a little bit more sauce on sasses. No, that's plenty of sauce. Not even barely touching. I want to be able to taste.

I want to be able to taste the cake. TJ needs plenty of sauce. What are you talking about? Don't put a lot in it. Give him a little more. No, don't give me. Give him a little bit more. That's crazy.

You're going to destroy the pie. TJ requested the sauce. Of course he'll get the sauce. I'm just happy. I am happy that Brandon didn't get it. Yes, I truly am. Brandon doesn't eat. If I don't eat, Brandon doesn't eat.

I'm not having any. It was a very greedy move of you to pass it down and hold it. No, I saw what was going on. I was savvy. I'll tell you this. There's not one thing about this, if I had my eyes blindfolded, that would say peanut butter to me. What about Snickers?

Snickers. Does Snickers have peanut butter in it? Yes. Yeah, peanuts. I don't know if I've had a Snickers. No, it has peanuts and caramel. It doesn't have peanut butter. Yeah? Yes. Yeah, peanuts. I don't know if I've had a Snickers. No, it has peanuts and caramel. It doesn't have peanut butter. Yeah.

There's no peanut butter. No peanut butter. It just tastes like chocolate cake. Go ahead, KB. There's legitimately, it's not Snickers at all. Man, wish you had some, huh, Brandon? I'm on a diet, so I don't even want any. Yeah, me neither.

It's so great to have someone else do the self-control for you so you don't have to practice. Will did it for us. Thank you, Will. Oh, no, no, no. Are you sure? I'm sure. Kate, stop trying to skin the face of the wheel.

My self-control is incredible right now. Have you been walking? You look fucking life. TJ, what do you think? Trying to do 20K a day. So many Ks. Yeah. TJ, review?

If it's Sedaris. It's very rich. It's delicious. The chocolate is the most prominent by far. Zod, why are you shielding your eyes? He loves that shit. I want it so bad. I want it so fucking bad.

You could challenge one of the cake eaters to a duel. If Mark was truly the goat, he'd bring back more tomorrow. Why did he only bring three? Let's put Carbone on the wheel. We have Le Bernardin. A four spot at Carbone. Ooh, I like it. It's four?

Make it exclusive? It's a tight restaurant. I've heard of the restaurant. I didn't know it was that exclusive. You heard of the restaurant. I didn't know it was that exclusive. You have to ask. You can't afford it. I can afford it. Spaghetti sauce is the best.

I heard they have good spaghetti sauce. The best. Where did we go? Spicy rigatoni? Out back. It's so. Your birthday? Yeah.

So it doesn't taste like Snickers. It barely tastes like nuts at all. All right. So call Jerry back. We went to Fort Charles Prime Rib. And you know what? That's actually exactly when you go to Carbone, they give you the pie and they pair it with a vitamin water.

He said today that he hasn't seen a vitamin water in five years. What? I just bought a raspberry chocolate one and it sucked. Yes. I wanted to try. I needed to try. Kate, Sass, and TJ, you guys need to be the ones that describe this all to Jerry because KB. KB can is a little bit less than them.

Jerry. Hey, I'm here. Three of us, four of us tried it. Jerry, it's not even a little bit like Snickers. That's fake news. They're eating it right now. I'm telling you. It's chocolate.

It's chocolate cake. If you gave this to me blindfolded, I'd say what a delightful chocolate cake this is. No peanuts. What's the sauce that you got? What's the sauce you got? The sauce almost has like a milky nut taste. Oh. Which I am an expert on.

I don't get peanuts. What does Snickers have in it? Snickers have nuts in them. And milk chocolate. Peanuts. Peanuts. But it's not a Snickers pie. It's not even a pie.

It's not a pie at all. It's cake. That's a cake. How good is it? No, that's not the question. Pretty good chocolate cake. It's deece. You almost got a man fired over this.

I didn't get nobody fired. He's not fired anymore. But you said you were going to get him fired. If I wanted to, yeah. That could have been the case. Over Snickers pie? But I think we have talks going on right now i just got informed on something they might be changing the name of that of that of that cake

what snickers pie no way because it's making it famous right now jerry we're thinking about we're putting uh carbone on the – we're putting Carbone on the wheel just so everybody can kind of try and get in there and try it for themselves. Oh, yeah, dude. It's a good spot. They're all stoolies in there, so they treat everybody really good. Maybe Carbone with Jerry. Good idea.

But I can't get over that. You guys don't think it tastes like a Snickers. I want to go. No. Everybody's trying it? No, just the four of them because of the wheel. Yeah. Who didn't try it?

I didn't try it. It's like a Nutella cake almost. Nick, Brandon, Big Cat, and Rome. We have a stupid... Let the wheel do everything for us. I can tell it's not a Snickers pie, though. I can just tell. It's not Snickers, Jerry. Not even close. It's a peanut butter sauce is what I'm saying tell it's not a Snickers pie, though. I can just tell. It's not Snickers, Jerry.

Not even close. It's a peanut butter sauce is what I'm saying. It's not. It's hazelnut. Hazelnut sauce? Yeah. Yes. But it's the color of peanut butter.

It is the color of peanut butter. Well, Jerry, Snickers don't have peanut butter. They have caramel. Right. There's no caramel in this. He makes a good point. If there was caramel, I would say Snickers,

but there isn't. So I'm saying no Snickers. I wish you guys agreed with me. It was delicious. Nine out of ten moist. I agree with you, Jerry. I can't appreciate it enough, man.

I had a great time over there, so thank you so much for looking out for that. When can we expect the Jerry fragrance? I put it up this morning. Also, I've just been told the guy was on the phone me and said, next time I go in there, I can't get any food. I have to order the Snickers pie for appetizer entree dessert. That's fair. I think that's fair. He said he's not going to serve get any food. I have to order the Snickers pie for appetizer entree dessert. That's fair. I think that's fair.

He said he's not going to serve me any food. A Snickers pie. I'm trying to find a Snickers pie I can call my eye right now. An actual one? Yeah. Snickers pie sounds awesome. Yeah. Rico made a Snickers pie.

Rico knows how to eat. I hope you guys enjoyed it. Hey, thank you, Jerry. Hey, Jerry, you're the best. Thank you, brother. This was the best possible outcome. All right, see you. For you. I'm glad this happened.

There's a Snickers pie at my local ice cream store, but it's not closed. So if I want to go to Carbone, I got to get Jerry to hook it up for me? Yeah. But I bought Jerry a cologne for that. I'll buy him something. What? I just want to go. Baseball that. I'll buy him something. What? I just want to go. Baseball cap?

I'll buy him something. Baseball cap's a good gift. Yeah. For Carrie? For a carbone? I'll buy him another cologne. All right. There's a lot of colognes.

Okay. You just don't have a sticker. Cologne for carbone. I think that's fair. Maybe a perfume for his lady friend. A parfum? A parfum for the ladies? That does sound nice.

Snickers Pie not exist? It exists. Stephen Chay has one by where he grew up. First Snickers Pie. There's got to be one locally. The Frozen Hoes are top six. I don't remember if I had one. Ice cream bar?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're really good. Yeah. Go get a bunch of those. And that's all ice creams and, like, all frozen on a stick bars? Are you counting things like firecrackers and the SpongeBob and shit? I thought you were talking about the Snickers ice cream bar.

That would be the best thing on any ice cream truck menu. Snickers bar. Ooh. Twix ice cream bars are also good. I think. I think. Ooh. The ice cream Snickers bar.

That's from the pool snack bar. What's better than the ice cream Snickers? I mean, I'm a big soft serve guy, but yeah, that's a different category. Hot and candy water ice because it doesn't have that milk stickiness that you get sometimes. The milk stickiness. Sounds pretty bad, to be honest. It's actually fantastic. Hot and candy?

Hot and candy water ice. What's water ice? Like shaved ice or Italian ice. Which do y'all call snow cones? It's different. I think it's similar to a snow cone. I love Italian ice. I want to get a slush puppy.

Rico knows the last slush puppy place in New York City, too. Really? Where is it? I love slush puppies. What's that? I like the movie theater slushies. Don't stand out. Icy's.

Icy's. Slurpees. Slurpees. I think those are accessible. Slurpees were 7-Eleven. I like slush puppies. Target got the best Icy's. That's mixed with gelato, right?

No, no, no. Target always has Icy's, but they're with gelato, right? Oh, no, no, no. So you're way off the roll. What's your fucking cake? Slush puppy's just like little ice cubes in water or flavor. What about a Snickerdoodle? Slush puppy's only red or blue, right? No. Okay.

I'm wrong. But it has the puppy. It has a puppy. Oh. I think Roan has a shirt that has a similar Slush puppy logo to it on there. I did. I might have parted with it. Did you give your shirts away?

There's only... What do you guys all do with all your shirts? I'm giving mine to TJ's dad. Huh? I'm giving mine to TJ's dad. I just threw away so much clothes. Throw them in the trash? My laundry shoes have no soft things like clothes and no hard things.

What can I throw down there? Cement brick. That's hard. Jello. What? Jello. Yeah, I guess jello. Any sort of plasma.

Jello is soft. I just throw clothes down. Powders. Powders. I throw powders. You guys throw your clothes in the trash? Yeah. No.

I can't do that. Your dick after like years? Yeah, dude. There's so many clothes I don't wear. They're stained or the deodorant stain. This is pathetic, but I actually save all the stuff throughout the year and then I bring it down to Jersey

Shore and let my family all pick through it like seagulls picking at crumbs and they descend on these boxes of clothes. My wife said I can't carry my clothes collection to Chicago. I have to get rid of it. I have to dump a bunch of shit at Goodwill. I'm going to be giving collection to Chicago. I have to get rid of it. Yeah, I just, I have to, I'm going to just dump a bunch of shit at Goodwill. I'm going to be giving it away.

Like, I just have to get rid of so much stuff. I got to get rid of a ping pong table, a boxing bag. I got to get rid of a bunch of shit. I'm doing clean slate. I'm not bringing anything. I'm doing clean slate, too. I'm walking there naked. Only taking a couch.

I just put an offer in this morning. Oh. Another one? House number four. Where at? Oh, you bought a lot of houses? I bought a lot of houses. It's a mile and a half from the office.

It's in Chicago. Oh, nice. Not messing around. That's awesome. Can't wait to lose that one. I'm three miles from the office. Three hours. Sure.

Two miles from Wisconsin. I'm going to show you how to make a simple Snickers pie for Thanksgiving. Oh, that's a good idea. Easier ingredients. Yeah. Take four cups. I would much rather this than this cake. Yeah. Take four cups. I would much rather this than this cake. Yeah.

Add ice cream. This is also when Rico was like as down as possible. November 24th. It's the saddest anybody has ever been. This is right when, this is right after he choked out Jay Snowden who was trying to leave Barcelona. And there's like, you gotta make content.

And cool whip together. Snickers pie. That's what he's doing. This ought to be a Snickers pie. That's what he's doing. One combination similar to a frozen yogurt. He beat that by hand? With his fists. I feel like he's about to snap on us. Set the base layer in the freezer.

While the base layer is in the freezer, chop five or six snack-sized Snickers. It's a hostage video. It looks fucking good. Yeah, it looks fucking good. Yeah, it does. Then add remaining mixture to the top layer. That's hilarious.

He's so grumpy. He's so mad. Put it in the freezer. I'm going to make my fucking Snickers pie. Chop another handful of Snickers fun size for crumbles on top. You can't be mad and say crumbles. Yeah. Fun size.

Drizzle with caramel sauce. Fucking fun size crumbles. We've got Rico Basco sauce. Let freeze for as long as possible. After you cut slices, be sure to put it back in the freezer. It is ice cream based. It'll melt fast. Hope you enjoyed.

He needs to make that his thing. Yeah, that's so funny. Can you watch another TikTok from that time frame? See if you had the same. Dude, cranky delicious treats is such a good genre. ISIS comes out with new hostage videos where they're just making like, this is a Butterfinger crumble. Make your own DQ Blizzard right at home. Make it moon pies.

Cut up the cookie dough into even pieces. Oh, pizza balls. Go to pizza balls. Let's see if that is. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy fuck. He's so mad. He is furious.

An entirely different man than who he is now. He is so angry. Doesn't even look like him. No, he's not. Oh. Didn't even look like him. No, he's not. You can call him, though. He's probably watching. He called into Pick Central.

Oh, my God. It looks good. Yeah. Oh, this shit looks good. He's just so angry. Is it just music? No direction? He needs to be angry to be delicious.

Put my head in that oven with the pizza balls. Oh, a dipping sauce. I could go for that right now. Man, that looks good. Is there any other food from that time frame? Bosco cooks. He's the angriest

cook in the world. He's so mad. That's like a time capsule. But he was still cracking content. He was. Not happy about it. Do we have anything else? I think he made like a pasta salad at one point.

That was recently. Oh, that was in February. Oh, air frying. Yeah, the song is just like Belmar Club. Put it out for like two seconds. This is the knife you use to kill yourself. He's trying to chop while holding the camera.

Now we got someone filming for him. I'm sorry. The videos are actually good. Yeah, no, they are. He's a good cook. I remember watching him being like, good job, Bosco. Angles are clean, too. Like, you see everything pretty.

Oh, this is crazy. I want all these things. Massive. That's like an Italian bowl. Bowl was fucking huge. Hot. All right, here we go. Damn.

Those big shells. We need Bosco to cook for us. Now bring it all together. Bring it all together. Bring it home now. Yeah, it looks good. Yeah. Bosco needs to do this more. I think that a lot of the dudes at the firehouse,

they all have to take turns cooking, or they have to help other dudes cook, so all of them kind of learn. I would think that's a big appeal. As a lady, firemen have always kind of been a thing. Yeah. But I think a big part of it is they know how to cook casseroles. That's why. It's very hot. Yeah how to cook casseroles. That's why.

It's very hot. Casseroles are the least hot. It's not a sexy dish. They can cook things other than casseroles. Onions? That's a casserole. It's the sexiest thing a man can cook. Burgers.

Chicken Alfredo. Hater tot casserole. We'll say a guy good at the grill. There's something about a good grill and food. Grill, yeah. Grill and food. Hot dogs, burgers. Cigarette dangling.

Always cigarettes with you. Yeah, I don't think it does. All the parents drinking so the kids can run wild. Free reign. That was the one day of the week we had free reign. It's all kids' memories. Yeah, all the parents were loaded. Remember how our parents would black out all the time?

We'd play flashlight tag until 3 a.m.? That was sick. Do you guys know any good smoke shops in Tampa? Smoke shops? Tampa? I'm sure there's a bunch. You can ask one of my buddies who lives in Tampa. There's a lot. Tampa? Smoke shops? Tampa? Sure. Tampa?

I'm sure there's a bunch. You can ask one of my buddies who lives in Tampa. There's a lot. There are? We text him right now. I feel like we're getting set up for some... Yeah, wait a minute. Do you know any good smoke shops in Tampa?

Why? I was just curious. You know there's a lot. Are you singing a party in... Interesting. Are you going to Tampa? Che is just tearing you apart with his eyes right now. I Interesting. Are you going to Tampa? Che is just airing you apart with his eyes right now.

I feel like there's going to be an image to assist. Breathe, baby. We'll get there. Sass is on the case. I just texted my buddy. Nice. Are there any good smoke shops in Tampa? Nope, no good ones.

But he has a drug. He calls him his doctor. He says, I have an appointment with the doctor. Are there any good smoke shops in Tampa? Nope, no good ones. But he has a drug dealer. He calls him his doctor. He says, I have an appointment with the doctor before we play video games. I'm confused if this is a legitimate question or not. It feels like it's not. They're in almost every little mini mall. But any good ones, though?

If you don't know, it's cool. I don't know. I don't smoke. Yeah, you do. I don't. Why? He't smoke. Yeah, you do. I don't. Why? He does not. Why? Why? Interesting.

Very. How about the Nelk Boys outing that Amish dude for vaping? Yeah. I will say that Kyle dude posted stories, Snapchat stories, from when they were in the Amish land and they were like fleeing and it was very funny he's like

we're getting the physical I'm going wherever the fuck is not here so I got to get the fuck away from the Amish people what did they do he just said that they're insane well what were they doing I think they were trying to do a video there in PA I don't know where caster I don't been yeah it was to do a video there? No. MPA? I don't know where. Lancaster.

That would have been. Yeah. I think it was Nadeau. If you're in Tampa or planning a visit, please go down to Dignitary Carver and Smoke Shop. It is the coolest

Carver bar on the planet. You go there, you relax. I don't think he meant to put this in the public. Take the signs. Instagram. Wait.

This is on Instagram. Shut up. What was he saying? Dignitary Carver and Smoke Shop, Tampa. That's the place. Wait, this is on Instagram? Shut up. Didn't you tell me Carver and Smoke's out to Tampa? That's the place to... You mean to do the cameo? He put it on his Instagram story. I was just scrolling Instagram stories last night. I was like, what the fuck?

That's hilarious. Where is that? Tampa. If you're going to Tampa... Yeah, he definitely thought that was a cameo. Yeah, that's... Where is that? Tampa. If you're going to Tampa. Yeah, he definitely thought that was a cameo. Yeah, that's. I think that they might have.

Instagram story was his cameo. Yeah, that was. I was literally on Instagram last night, like just scrolling through. And then all of a sudden I'm like, man, I do need a good smoke shop in Tampa. I think he might be selling Instagram ads now. He posted it on his feed too. What? They had to. What did they offer him? They pay him? They had to. So he can't selling Instagram ads now. He posted it on his feed, too. What? They had to. What did they offer him?

They pay him? They had to. It's a smoke shop. It's the coolest cover bar on the planet. You go there, you relax, and you take in the sights. You take in the signs. Take in the sights. Look at the link.

See what their shit's about. Yeah, let's see what the sights are. Those look pretty cool. They have a pool table. Yeah, let's see what the sites are. Those look pretty cool. They have a pool table. Oh, that's a site. That's Frank's video, but they must have been somewhere without service uploading it. Oh. What did Frank get out of this?

I have no idea. It was a random thing. How did they find Frank? We got to ask. Can we call? He's here. That place looks cool. You want me to get him?

Say it. A cup of milk? Star Wars blue milk. Blue milk? Blue milk. We got to come try the blue milk. Make sure you hold it up with one hand. Almost spilling it.

This guy was almost spilling it. Back to the blue milk. Wait, what is kava? A dude shuffling through the bar trying not to spill his milk. Is that Michael J. Fox with the milk? Look at a Rolex. Does it say teal bulk? T.

It says T with an exclamation mark. Sights aren't great. What's everybody sitting at? Why are they all facing the same direction? It looks like they're having a terrible time. That looks like a Yu-Gi-Oh card. I was going to say it looks like a duel. Yeah.

Guys, don't ruin Frank's contract. That's true. We're giving them bonus. Yeah, this is total bonus. Guys, if you're in the Tampa area, head there. You have to go. The Blue Mill. I want to go now. Taking the smells. Frank sent you. Taking the smells. It's the You have to go. The blue milk. I want to go now.

Taking the smells. It's the coolest cava bar. Bottomless cava? And cava is tea? Frank here? How? It's not too hard to find. Where the hell?

Is it a tea that gets you? Should we call them and be like, hey, Frank the Tank? Yeah, we should call them. We like, hey, Frank the Tank? Sent us? Yeah, we should call them. We should call and ask what the deal was. Like, yeah, he went against his contract, so... Suspended. Yeah.

We're checking into it. How many people have shown up? As if they had a line down the block. Hey, my man Fleming says this is the coolest cava spot. You guys have blue milk? How did that deal come about? Just here for a glass of milk and some cava. I don't know.

One Instagram DM. That's how it came about. You think so? Yeah. I bet he did it for free, too. Now. I want Frank to start doing random ads. Whatever is offered. Wait, what was that one? Can we pull that one up?

Solitaire gambling. That was so good. Can we pull that one up? Solitaire gambling. Yeah. That was so good. Can we find that? Here it comes. Real prizes. Oh. He just shows up in it. Wait, wait, wait.

You think that he's just charged the same amount as the middle? It's like Ice Cube and then Frank. Yeah. All right, we'll show it. Yeah. Oh, he's on a mission. Frank, hello. We're taking the Yak down to Tampa, and we're trying to plan it out.

Do you know anything, any good places, spots to hang out in Tampa? Tampa? Well, there's this place called, what is it called again? Play Rec? No, I'm looking to, like, you know, chill out, maybe have some, smoke some weed. Something dignified. Drink. Oh, yes, dignitary.

Oh! Oh, tell us more. Well, it's owned by a former NFL player. Let me, let me, let me. What was his name? I wasn't surprised. Hold on. I feel like Chase should have known that.

Former NFL player down in Tampa. Yes. Tom Brady? Tom Brady. No, not Tom Brady. Warren Simeon Rice? Sean Murphy Bunting? Hold on.

I'll get more information for you guys. It's Doug Martins. Rondé Barber? Giovanni Bernard? All the Bucs. We don't know any other Bucs. How much? Yeah, it's here.

It's Dignitary Cava. It's a smoke shop. The coolest cava bar on the planet. What is a kava bar? It's something that you relax with. Yeah, there you go. Come on, Kyle. Don't be a fool, KB.

Moron. Think. What's lost on you right now? Ian Beckles. Oh, Beckles. Played for the Buccaneers Ian Beckles. Oh, Beckles. Played for the Buccaneers and the Eagles. Oh. Me and Jay.

So how did you become a promoter of this place? Our friends at the refernati, the micro wrestlers. They were like, hey, can you shout out this place? Yes. I love it. Did you get paid? Yeah, once you get paid. A little bit.

Oh, here we go, Frank. How do the rates compare to a cameo? I'll give you a price of two and a half cameos. Oh, nice. Good for you, Frank. And is that for the post and the story? Yes. Oh, very nice.

Can everybody kind of enjoy that deal with you? Well... Is that the rate? Just got to go to Cameo. Yeah. But if they want to go on the actual... Yeah. Can people enjoy that rate?

Or is that a little bit... Is it three? Is it a price of three? That's friends and family. Maybe I'll set up something eventually to do something like that, but right now I'm done. Maybe I could help you.

Okay. Maybe if people want to pay five cameos, they can get a story and a... Yes. Okay, yes. All right. Five cameos, a story, and a great post. I would like to get a Sell Blue ad.

So maybe we talk. Sweet. Okay. Nice. Nice. Oh, yes. Five cameos. Five cameos for a story and a... I just want a story. I Nice. Oh, yes. Five cameos. Five cameos for a story.

I need a story, yeah. How much for just a story? Two cameos? Three. Three. Two and a half. Reels is which I have the easiest time posting with. Reels is easy.

That's easy. You also don't want to clutter your feed with just ads. You almost can only do one a week. Maybe you do. I got to do like five. Yeah. Okay. I think five do one a week. Maybe you do. I got to do five. Thank you, Frank. Appreciate it. Love it.

I didn't see the micro-wrestler twist coming. It wasn't quite the twist. The micro-wrestlers love it. Did the micro-wrestlers do a documentary about Frank? Yes, I believe they did. It was really good. Yeah, it was.

Really? What? Coach Frank. I've never heard of this. Do a watch party. He's in a damn good mood. I mean, he's raking in fucking bonus cash. Nothing would make me happier than...

No, definitely not. It's actually like the one thing we're not happy about. In our contract. 100% no. It's like a the one thing we're not In our contract 100% no It's like a huge no no But how awesome would it be if Frank Like just over the years was doing this And cameos and like one day he just woke up

And was like yeah I guess I have 100 million dollars You guys make a ton of money on cameo I'm concerned about how much he does have He was like the number three earner on Cameo last month. He beat out very famous people. Yeah, I want him to be a multi-millionaire just through one-off ads. I don't think it's a crazy proposition. What's his Cameo rate?

$40. $40? Bumped it up, I think. So it costs two and a half Cameos. $100. $100. And so he's going to be charging 40 times five, 200 for every. Yeah.

It's great. 200. He's low balling. He is. 250 for an Instagram post is not enough. I think he could bump his cameos up to 100. How would he be low balling his own rate? I'll look at him in that.

I think he doesn't know how powerful he is. He just bumped the business rate on cameo. That's a thing. Live video call, $90. I want a Yak listener to go to the dignitary kava and smoke shop. Home Frank sent you. We need a liner on the block. A pint of your finest milk.

Can we Google what kava is? A pint of your finest milk. Something to relax with. It's a plant. Is there any in New York? Isn't there a kava on the block? I'm not going to any kava place that Frank doesn't advertise. We'll just know it's not as good as the one in Tampa.

I need to see. Frank, I only go places Frank sent me. I've been living off smoking kava for the last two days. Maybe that's why he's so energetic. Maybe he's off the kava. It's nutrient heavy. That ad he appeared in.. Maybe he's off the cover. That ad he appeared in? Yeah, we gotta find out.

Who else was in it? Big celebs, yeah. What do you think the negotiation was like? Do you think Frank asked what Kava was? No. He has no idea. To relax with. That was a perfect answer. I mean, yeah, that's something you relax with.

We could all use that. Yes, I'd like that. He's going to be doing black tar heroin ads. So you relax with it. Chill out. Big Pharma is going to like tap Frank. Perk 80s, something you relax with. Sexy 80s.

I want him in a political commercial. Oh, that would be great. That would be so good. I don't think he's for sale, though. I want him in a political commercial. He would be great. That would be so good. I don't think he's for sale, though. I think he cares. I think if he did Jersey. AOC is trying to take away our right to raw dog. Yeah.

I'm Frank Fleming. Messages paid for by Frank Fleming. What was he saying? He's feeders of America. Messages paid for by... What What was he saying? What was this? Featers of America. This message is paid for by. What was the thing that he said was for liberals? Vinegar. Vinegar.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was about the mayor that when they took away large sodas that he was just going to have us drinking vinegar. He's still pissed at Bloomberg for that. Supersize. Gone.

You can't supersize anymore. It's like that episode of fucking Parks and Rec where they take away the sodas and they're showing the sodas and they're like this big. Yeah.

Frank, the reason why Frank carries around salt is it's like his second amendment. He's like, they're going to someday take our salt.

He has it in a holster. Yeah, I'm not fucking giving it up. Storing it. And then he has like another small salt strapped to his leg.

I would hate to be a slug that crosses Frank Fleming. He's armed and dangerous at all times. Oh my God. Frank's got an AR-15 on him for slugs. The bug part of the zoo. Committing a mass genocide of slugs He has a hummus capsule in his molar In case he's captured

Celery sticks I'll use them Make sure Doug eats the hummus first So he goes through with it Can we watch the hummus video? The hummus video is so good Doug's eat this. Go to sleep, Dugs.

Go to sleep. There can't be any survivors. A hummus capsule. Oh, my God. We got Kyle McKinney in Tampa going to... Oh, yeah. Oh, thank you, Kyle. Thank you, Kyle.

Rico. What's up? Nothing. We were watching... Yeah, we were watching your videos your your angry cooking videos you need to do another one that was a horrible horrible horrible time I had no better time to make snickers you're making like the the funnest dessert ever and you're like and then you crush up the snickers unties make sure they're crumbly. You gotta do it fun.

Like, that's why, well, all right. So you're an executive producer, and you did have some shows open up. Like, is this a recruiting call? Yes. Yes. I want to see, like, every day, any time you have a bad thought, any time you have a bad thought, take it out on a cooking video. All right. But there is a White Whale co co-host are you willing to broker that who giada because gotta be giada yeah who

giada oh who oh yeah that's right yeah okay all. We'll work on it. So get more videos and I'll work on it. All right. Yeah. I had a dark morning. So there'll be one up by Sunday. Okay. Perfect. Love it.

More anger, the better. Stella Blue? Stella Blue sponsored? Yeah, sure. Definitely. On. Kava will sponsor as well. Dignitary Kava.

Nick's usually good. What do you think? What's up? What should we do? What should you cook? Something like strawberry shortcake. Yeah, something really colorful. Maybe like the every color jello, like layered.

Or like a funfetti cake. Oh, funfetti. Funfetti. Here are you grunting the words funfetti. Funfetti cake balls. Funfetti cake balls. I can also make the pistachio sherbet, but it's the same recipe. Okay. We're not going to tell you how to make it. do what you gotta do all right all right i think funfetti cake balls

it's already funny cake balls yeah all right thank you rico all right bye i wish he had done it this morning because i texted with him this morning he was he was deep why he was i don't know can we get somebody to make like a real real upbeat, almost child show intro for his angry cooking? Why was he mad? Oh, I don't know. He just had a day, I think. Dark morning, as he said. He's been going through it.

When is he not? He's been going through it for 35 years? Yeah. It seems like he's doing better. Yeah, he's definitely doing better. His public face is fantastic now. He's a happy guy when he gets here. Yeah.

He just needs to go home and cook. Get all that anger out. Probably will work. The angry cook. There's been a million iterations of cooking shows. No one's done the angry cook. They all have the same personality. Most famous.

Gordon Ramsay. Yeah, but he's a judge. He's mad at other people's food. Oh, okay. He's mad at his own food. He's mad in general. Yeah, like Rico is cooking and he hates every part of it. Yeah.

Not even like he's criticizing the food. He's angry at life and still just eating you. He's angry at the vessel that he's living in that is creating this food. Food is the outlet. That doesn't stop him from making something pretty tasty. And really fun. Mint juleps. Snacks,

like fun little bites. Some Chex Mix, some Muddy Buddies. Stuff that's fun to eat. You should make Muddy Buddies. Cake pops. Get the whole family, get the neighborhood kids over.

Little peanut butter Buckeyes. Cutting off crust of sandwiches. I hate the crust. Yucky. I I hate the crust. Yucky. I fucking hate the crust. Is this an end piece of the bread? I hate the end piece. Nick?

I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, I want to talk about it. She's my one. We did our ones. She was my one. We're talking about this. I don't know if she'd be my one. She's my one. We did our one. She was my one. We're talking about this. I don't know if she'd be my one. She's my one. One is your subjective choice. Who's your one?

I went to a really nice tea house in London and Tommy's been really good about keeping his lips sealed about this. Somebody walked by and she was like, finally, American accents and sat down and talked for a little bit. I'm talking about Al. You met her? It's weird. But somebody walked by and she was like, finally, American accents and sat down and talked for a little bit. I'm talking about Al.

You met her? It's weird. We're talking about Alexander Daddario. You met her? And so, like, Tommy was firing on all cylinders. He was, like, amped up. I was like, this is my gay homie, Tommy. I'm Nick.

I don't want to get into it. I didn't know you met her. Did you guys crush? What? Smash? Dude. I know. Disrespectful.

So then she followed you? How long did you talk to her? It doesn't matter. I would argue that it does. You motherfucker. It's all the jokes. It probably seems like this isn't real. Yeah. Followed you on Instagram?

Yeah, she follows. No, you don't want to talk about it, but you did text us all. He only follows 400 people. I texted you guys off the show. Text us all individually and said, look who follows me. He did. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I said, brace yourselves. I was trying to yuck it up with the boys.

It was one of my first times to ever be able to yuck it up. She follows a ton of people. No one at once. She almost follows 500 people. But you really met her? No. So that's not true. That's not true.

You have no inkling of an idea of what may have caused the fall? 100% accidental. It couldn't have been accidental. You don't accidentally follow her. I got followed by Alexandra Daddario on Twitter. Did you send the gif to her? Did you follow me by accident? Probably.

That's why I'm afraid to follow her back. Because she's going to be like, who the fuck is this? Is she friends with Venus or Serena? I don't know. You have two million followers. He doesn't tweet. No, I just followed her. Yeah, he does.

What the fuck? Oh, Dan, don't. Did you send her the GIF? No, I didn't send her the fucking GIF. I'm sure she would appreciate it. Yeah, shoot her a DM. No. Yeah.

It is a timeless gif. You sent the gif to all of us too? No, I just sent the gif to you. Greer sent me the gif. And I said, that's disrespectful as fuck. And I booted him from the group chat. Yeah, he did kick him out. Because, I mean, he was being, but he was acting a fool.

He was just being a dick about it. I'm going to look at the gif right now. Look at the gif. Kiss me off. No, I never met her. It was just an accidental follow. You probably saw one of my tweets. It gets 1,000 likes.

She's a local girl. What do you mean? Manhattan girl. I thought she was LA. Not quite Upper East Side Went to professional What the hell?

She's a lot of people's I'm mad Yeah no I'm mad She's a lot of people's One just from True Detective No I like all of her Other ones

She went tit for tit with Sweeney. She was in White Lotus. Yeah. She did go tit for tit. She showed tits in White Lotus? They were at the pool. I don't think she dumped him out on White Lotus. No, but she showed them what a real woman looks like.

Oh. Whoops, did I tweet that? Oh. Nick. Don't. Damn. It's only right. She's my 1-1. You're married.

Yeah, but she's my 1-1. 1-1 doesn't matter. Oh, man. Who knows? That's part of the vows. 1-1 doesn't count. He called dibs to be fair. Yeah, I did.

Big guy called dibs. I think I called dibs on her. Somebody, we've mentioned her several times. I think Malasek said, was that Malasek? Malasek's 1-1 is Rachel McAdams. Yeah. So she's married too. Wait, who?

How? D'Addario's married. No way. So she and I have something in common that we can talk about. She's married. Nick, are you trying to get in between? No, Nick, what are you saying? No, you're married.

I wouldn't even know how to treat her, Nick. She's fucking calling me. Should I pick up? Man, big head, she's like exactly your age, too. Oh, man. 37. Got a lot in common. Andrew, form Andrew Form?

Form? Form. What kind of name is Form? That's her husband? Alex Form? He just got married, too. Yeah. He's old.

So if she just got married, she's probably having sex. 54. Oh! It's a wrap. A young buck. A young buck. Yeah, it won't last. See what that net worth is, though.

Yeah, yeah. Who is this dude? Could be doable. I want a young buck. Yeah, it won't last. See what that net worth is, though. Yeah, yeah. Who is this dude? Could be doable. I want to know what his holdings are. He did a bunch of crazy good movies. Oh, he definitely was. The Turtles. Oh, rich old guys are pretty cool.

He probably has a beautiful home. Yes. Pontoon boat. And he did A Quiet Place. Oh, he's handsome. Oh, fuck. I'm fucked. Yeah, no, you're screwed.

He's hot as fuck. Yeah, he's pretty hot. Alexandra Daddario's'm fucked. Yeah, no, you're screwed. He's hot as fuck. Yeah, he's pretty hot. Alexandra Daddario's birthday is March 17th. Can't do that. The day Eazy-E announced he had AIDS. I won't date girls if they... St. Patrick's Day? St. Patrick's Day.

Yeah, he did do it then. Kind of spoiled the parade. Yeah, made it all about him. Yeah. Weirdly. Yeah, because I think Lorde was born on the same day Magic Johnson said he had AIDS. And I'd never date Lorde. November 19, 1991?

He had that Royals hat, though. Lorde was born in 96. Yeah, I know, but I think it's the same day. You never want to date a girl on an AIDS announcement day. An AIDS day. Yeah. Everybody remembers their AIDS day. How did, Arthur Ashe didn't have age, did he?

He did, didn't he? He had something. The big age guys are Freddie Mercury, Eazy-E, Rock Hudson. Sheen is just HIV. Glucanus. The bassist of... What band's bassist? So not Arthur Ashe.

I don't know. Did Arthur Ashe die of cancer? He had something. He had something that took him quickly and had an untimely... Great name. Underrated name. Arthur Ashe? Arthur Ashe.

That's a good name. Just tennis? Yeah. What are you laughing about, Seth? I had to move a show. I'm supposed to go to Tacoma, Washington And I had to move it because I have to go home I have to go home for my sister's graduation

And the club I think it's I forget what the It might be Helium They sent out an email saying that I had to move it Because of a family emergency Your sister's graduation Yeah

Sounds like someone fucking died Yeah Does she not deserve to? Yeah, maybe A family They were like Sounds like someone fucking died. Yeah. Does she not deserve to? Yeah, maybe. A family, they were like, Lil Sasquatch will not be headlining due to a family emergency. You're probably trying to save face and you've ruined that.

Also, it is like a family. No one's going to see this graduation coming. Yeah, it is a family emergency for you. You had no idea she was graduating. No, I did. I didn't know it was that date. I didn't know it was that date. I didn't know it was early June. High school or college? High school.

What time is your, when would your college class be graduating? Oh, is it this year? Yeah. Oh, yeah, this is your graduation year. Yeah, it would probably be July. I think DePaul gets out late. This is where the fun starts for you. Crazy.

No, I'm actually kind of bummed about it. No, but as soon as everyone graduates and they're like, I'm trying to find a job, and you're like, ha ha, suckers. Working for three years. And no debt. No debt. We're ahead of the game. I feel like your boys do a real hodgepodge career.

What do they do? My friends? Yeah. None of them have jobs. They're all so poor. Okay. One of them works in a kitchen. Like a cook or something like that.

One of them works at a fucking like, what is he about to do? He worked at a ranch. He worked at a ranch. He was a cook. Now he's going to Alaska to do a fly fishing tour guide ooh yeah

which I think he's going to lose his mind out there because it's he's in the middle of nowhere you have to take a helicopter to get there I think he's going to be so happy

you don't think he'll be very happy out there he's going to be there for like three months no responsibilities no nothing just a summer nice weather

different groups coming through that's new people yeah but the people that are coming. A lot of hot chicks coming out there. Hell no. It's going to be a lot of rich-ass dudes. Yeah. It's $10,000 for a trip.

Good networking. Yeah, that's what he said. How much does he get paid for a trip? I don't know. It's like being a nature candy. Look at how many fish you catch. Yeah, probably. Where's he at?

Wyoming? Lives in Denver, but he's going to Alaska. That's badass. Yeah, it. Where's he at? Wyoming? He lives in Denver, but he's going to Alaska. That's badass. Yeah, it's pretty cool. The most expensive house in Alaska is on the market, if y'all want to look. How expensive? Let's look at it. I think it's $15 million.

It's not that crazy. Check it out. Can we take a look? It's right on a bay with mountains. Alaska's, I really want to go to Alaska. Have you ever been to Alaska? I've not. I really would like to go.

You guys went. It looked fucking awesome. It was awesome. Arthur Ashe had AIDS. Oh you ever been to Alaska? I've not. I really would like to go. You guys went. It looked fucking awesome. It was awesome. Arthur Ashe had AIDS. Oh, he did? Definitely had AIDS. Ah. Take a victory lap.

Ah, yes! Ah, yes! It's not that impressive of a hope. Wait, 4.35? There's not that many people in Alaska. 4.35? You said 15. I made a square footage.

I thought it was 15. That'll get you a one bedroom on the Upper East Side. That's a year ago. I have a friend in the Upper East. See pictures? Good friend. Brandon, who's your favorite celebrity home? Oh, yeah.

I don't know. Oh. I like Travis Scott's house. I saw Anthony Davis' house on Instagram yesterday. It was sick. 31 Moosehounds. I like Travis Scott's house I saw Anthony Davis' house on Instagram yesterday It was sick Brandon, you would love that house I don't like deer heads or moose heads This isn't that nice of a house

Oh, is that for hanging the bodies? Hanging the bodies? The deer? Like a body room? This isn't the one I saw, though. This one was on a bay with mountains. Yeah, that sucked. Well, you don't have to.

Maybe it's in news. Where did you see it, Brandon? I just saw it. It came up on one of my feeds. If you guys could have any one realistic home feature, it could be extravagant. Pool table. Basketball court. Ind table. Basketball court.

Indoor pool. Old basketball court. Indoor pool. Indoor pool. Lazy river. Lazy river. Your whole house smells like chlorine? I love that.

It's down, separated from everything else. Oh, no, no, no, no. I love it. I'm going to go with clear water. What? Oh, yeah. That's good. Indoor basketball court.

Rule. Full court? Yeah. How sick would that be? We're going to have one. Newer basketball court rule full court yeah how sick would that be we're gonna have one I mean not not to that feels like something

that you could easily get it has one now but the Nets use it maybe yeah yeah mine's pool table just pool table I mean that's easily gettable too

on the New York it isn't it's mainly you need a huge space for a pool table Kramer's pool table. Just pool table. I mean, that's easily gettable, too. In New York, it isn't. It's insanely easy. You need a huge space for a pool table. Kramer's pool table? I've never seen that. Oh, yeah. He put a pool table in his apartment. Does it take up the whole apartment?

Yeah, you couldn't swing. Yeah. Played some pool last night. Ran the table. My new house has a pool table. They're leaving me. I'm excited about it. Oh, hell yeah.

Invite me over. This one I bid on in the kids' room, they split the room in half with a rock climbing wall. All the way to the top. And there's bunks inside each side. Surely that won't be easy to find. You're going to get hurt. No. Yeah, they're going to get very hurt.

Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. But it's a full-on to the ceiling. What do you search when you try to find a house? Because you find some weird shit. It's crazy. It actually sounds fucking awesome. It's pretty cool.

Are you going to use it? Are you going to climb on it? Yeah, I think so. How high is the ceiling? What's the right? Maybe like a foot shorter than this? Eight feet. And then there's two bunk beds on the top.

You have to climb around the other side to get to it. So it'll be an infant up there and a two-year-old. At the top of the... It's insane. It's going to be fucking insane. You have to climb up to get there. You need to elevate the infant. Then underneath is like caves for their hangout spots.

That's good. Yeah. That's pretty badass. Sweet. I hope you get it. Thanks. Yeah, you got to just baby-proof all the caverns. Right.

You've just got to put a pool noodle at the end of the stalactites. It's like a future crime scene. Big selling point for me. It sounds insane. I think you bought a carry the kids off by rock climbing. Is that the only way up is the rock climbing? Yeah. No way.

I'll send you the video right now. Send us the video. That is insane. You've got to grab the kid by the scruff of his neck with your teeth. Yeah. Climb up. It's the only way. You've got to put on a harness every time your kid loses a tooth.

You want to put a dollar under the pillow. Tooth fairy passes out from the altitude. Tooth fairy's going to need a Sherpa. Have your guys. Yeah, they've got to climb up. Anyway, you can ignore me now. That's not a cave. That's just a sheet that's draped over the room.

Yeah. That's not a rock. I guess now that I'm looking at it, it seems sillier than when I put an offer in. That's a room. For a second there, you were like the Lost Boys, describing their treehouse. I thought it was the movies. That's a bunk bed that's accessible via ladder.

There's the rock wall. The wall just has herpes. Oh, that's... There it is. That's like a dresser. That's not a wall. Yeah. That's waist a dresser. That's not a wall. Yeah. That's waist high.

Really? You made it seem like you were scaling the wall. I'm shocked looking back at it. Your kid's on your back. He's going to like that until he's like three and a half. This is lame. You get that at Dollar General. I hope you get it.

I keep putting offers in on these wacky houses, and then after. That's not even that wacky. When I look back... There's caves. You're going to un-wackify that with an Allen wrench. It's not as cool as I thought. That's what's happening. Wacky is a funny criteria for a house.

The basement has a... It's a standing desk that pops down into a Murphy bed. Squidward had a wacky house. You guys follow Zillow Gone Wild? They have some wacky houses. Yes, they do. They're awesome. Is that what you're shooting for? Would you like to wind up with a house that has a weird dungeon?

Or like it's dragon themed or something? You want an HH Holmes house? You'll see some weird shit. I'm just searching for normal houses. You could also make your house wacky by just painting the front door pink. I found a house with a model T4 in the kitchen. Or that means you have a single daughter in Amish country, I believe. Daughter ready to be wed.

Oh. Does it? I think the color of the front door in Amish country shows if your daughter's ready. Interesting. How do they know? First blood. They're probably checking like T.I. As soon as she's old enough to paint it.

Brandon, you said there was a Model T Ford in the kitchen? Yeah, in one of the houses I looked at. What? It's just crazy shit. There was a tree growing in the living room of one of the houses? You guys aren't looking at anywhere indoors. Yeah, what are you guys doing? What the fuck? No, these are just normal.

You people look at a normal house and you think everything's cool. And there's a tree in the kitchen or the living room and it's just weird. It's kind of cool. It is cool. Like a growing, actively living tree. A growing tree that grows up through the ceiling. That sounds like a bug nightmare. It has bugs in your kitchen. I didn't do it.

What the hell? And did they build the kitchen around the Model. That sounds like a bug nightmare. It has bugs in your kitchen. I didn't do it. What the hell? And did they build the kitchen around the Model T, or was there a big enough doorway that you could drive it? It's off the kitchen in the glass case. Why would you put that inside? I don't know. I don't know. I feel like it just takes up so much precious square footage.

Model T Fords are small. They're not as big as you'd think. Are they? Not that big. Well, I got to get one. I would love one. Those are cool cars. Do you guys think top bunks or bottom bunks are better?

Because my perspective has changed over the years. Bottom, bottom, bottom. Bunk beds are overrated. I slept in a bunk bed until I was 19. Yep. Somebody above you? Yeah, you made videos from there. Yeah.

My sister shared a room for a while and then she got her own room and then I just kept the bunk bed. But you stayed top or bottom? Bottom. Never slept top. Top is hot. Gets hot up there. Piping hot. He's not going to have to climb this rock wall to change his sheets. Yeah.

Or you can just lift your leg. Step onto it. I think in jail they want you to the bottom bunk is more desirable than the top bunk. Like, you'll make someone take the top bunk if you bitch them out in your cell. I would want top bunk if I was in jail. Top bunk is fun for, like, the first day. Yeah. And then you're like, shit, I really wish I could just swing my legs around and be out of this bed.

Or you're like, oh, shit, I have a drink. Where do I put it? Yeah, right. In the bed. Oh, I have to climb down to take a piss. I like that space. It's nothing like you described it. It's not a cave.

It's a wall. Both beds are up in the sky so that you can hang out below. Sky. In my mind, everything I've been looking at is way cooler until I look back. Are you going to visit any of these houses? I'm signing shit right now. No, like right now. Yeah.

You got the house? I don't. No, they're going to decide. Docu-sign is dangerous. You can sign shit too easy these days. Look at this. I'm not reading anything. You can sign shit so easy?

I still haven't seen mine. The bed kind of looks hastily built. It really does. It looks like the dad made it. Great light though. Great light in that room. Great light. Really floods with light. Oh, Gaz and Nate walking around. Oh, God. Hey, I have a question.

So the Mean Girls, they actually don't come to the office. No, they just stop coming to the office. As a protest, I have a question. Yeah. So the Mean Girls, they actually don't come to the office? No, they just stop coming to the office. As a protest? I didn't realize that, but then I realized I saw a clip and they were doing their show from one of their houses. They haven't been here in months. Are they protesting? Oh, that's actually kind of cool, Kate.

I like this room. Right? Did you see Jack Mack's tweet on it? No. They had a recent tweet about something about being faux pas in the office, and then Jack Mack pulled Twitter. He's pretty rich. Listen, I got no problem with it.

I'm just wondering if it's a protest. It is. They're scared that people are going to be mean to them. Isn't the name of their show Mean Girl? If you remember, their original name was Not Mean Girls, and they made them drop it. So maybe they're deep down not mean. You should come into the office, though.

You should come in. You've got to come in. I just didn't know if it was a protest. I feel like it is a protest. I like coming in. Yeah. It makes me feel like I was productive today. I hate not coming in.

Yeah. Great. I think that there in. Yeah. Great. I think that there were, like, some podcast meetings, they did suggest that people, like, change up the backdrop of some of their podcasts. I don't know if that's, like, a loophole they're using to not come in, but it seems like there's some kind of loophole that they're in, or just not doing it. Also, like, I love Kelly, but she goes after everyone.

She lasts like three days. She's gone after moms, sports podcasters. Everyone. Basements. Basements? Nothing is safe. You hit him with a quad purple devil. Oh, demon time.

Do they respond to him? God, no. Doubt it. Yeah. I feel like this is one of those breakups that's happened right in front of our eyes. We're getting broke up with? They're just traveling. I don't know.

Where are they going? How do they do that? Oh. A billionaire. Easy. That's pretty easy. You travel all the time, Seth. I get paid to travel, though.

They're getting paid? Yeah. They're getting paid by Barstool. I don't know how much they make. I would not be able to do that. Jordan did an ad on her Instagram for the hotel they stayed at this weekend. Oh, okay. So we can just do that now?

A little Fleming. No, you cannot. And I would not suggest doing it. Got to start more cowbell back. I don't think anybody we've worked with has ever paid for a mover. Big time. I have. I have.

I see a lot of ads, though. A lot of ads for movers. I see a lot of ads. That's like an ad. A mover is like you can't. I mean, if somebody did want to help move to Chicago and me not pay them, that would be fine. That also is like not business that we'd ever be in.

Be fine with that. We're still movers. Leaving June 19th. Yeah, you're right. Hopefully settle by July 1st. You got to tell Bob and Trey. Show up to take your couch out. 50 miles outside of Chicago.

We should do barstools. Did you get asked to do an ad on an Instagram? I think I got asked to do an ad on Instagram right when I got hired. Okay. And I asked Gaz, I was like, is this something that people do? And he was like, no, absolutely not. He's like, all the ads have to go through Barstool. Damn.

Except for Fleming. I wonder if we're getting broken up with. I think we're getting broken up with. Yeah, I would say so. I think we got broken up with months ago. Because, wait, I haven't seen. What? Has there been any cookies in the office?

Well, she's been in a couple times. Kim's been in here. She's been in a few times. She just brings, like, four cookies and just stuffs me full of cookies. That's not complaining about. She brings cookies every time she comes. Oh, I love Kim. All about it.

Me too. I think we're getting broken up with. Oh, Kim stays. She just gets a new daughter to do the content with. She's doing content with Danny Jackal. Oh, yeah. That's her new daughter. Yeah. Oh, Kim stays. She just gets a new daughter to do the content with. She's doing content with Danny Jackal. Oh, yeah. That's her new daughter. Yeah.

Huh. We don't know if that's an ad. I wish I got hosted by somewhere. Oh, sure. People get all these opportunities. I never get any. No one reaches out to me. I've never got, like, normal ones.

No. You just have to, like. I was, like, want to do an ad for Feet Pick Finder? Yeah. I've never had a perk since working here. The problem with perks, though, is then you owe them something. I would rather just pay for my hotel than have to do an ad for a hotel. 100%.

And be like, oh, I have to say that I have to go to this hotel. I want to say I have to have a perk. I would pay double the price. Every college in the country sends you a box this big of awesome shit. Yeah, no one sends me shit ever. We had free Outback for two weeks, and that was the biggest perk. Oh, that's great. That was a great perk.

That was awesome. I was actually pretty upset that we weren't getting it today. No, they've gotten us completely conditioned to expect Outback. Everybody's going to order it. I was hoping for some steak maybe some lobster, some of those cheesy fries I've had steak and lobster for lunch and he said I've never had a perk

I'm cranky because I didn't have my steak and lobster that was awesome, that was fucking awesome if you're a moving company hit me up I announce them, I'm going. Oh, yeah. You're going to the Wayme. Moving's expensive. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Wildly expensive. Do it solo. Wait, so what's going to happen to your sauna house? It's in the process. Are you rooting for it to get flooded? No. Why would I do that?

I would. No. Yeah, as soon as you move out. Yeah. Do you have to disclose that? Yes. Yeah. Okay. They disclosed soon as you move out. Do you have to disclose that? Yes. Yeah, okay. They disclosed it to him, and he's like, who cares?

That place really is never going to get flooded again once he leaves. Oh, I think you're going to get another flood. No. Not enough for a while. I mean, how do you know? 100-year flood. That's what they're called. What neighborhood are we thinking?

I got a place in a... This is how people buy houses in the flood zone. It's never going to flood again. You got your place already? Yep. Hell yes. Congrats, Jack. I got one out last week.

Winneka? Maybe I should get a place. No. Why don't you get a place? Nah. Guess we're looking. Pussyfooting. Classic.

You're waiting for Daddario to pick it out? I just, her schedule's fucking crazy. And so I just like. Living with her husband, dude. You fucking homewrecker. Yeah, that's the biggest hang up. My wife understands. I showed my wife the gif and she was like,

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The best. Pat McAfee signing with ESPN. That's pretty crazy. Congratulations to the cuzzo. Yep. And he's a new dad too. Yeah. Not times three.

His fans are having a meltdown over it. Are they? Yeah. Why? He's going to have to censor himself. The end of the show. I'm sure he's thought that through. He's a smart guy.

I will say, as someone who's been through a similar experience, ESPN is definitely different than doing it solo. That's just a fact. Yeah. I mean, we did one episode and got, like, half our jokes cut. Do you have the idea that you wouldn't have to give up creative control going into it? Because I feel like that's a big, like, sticking point. I even saw an article that Rosillo retweeted about it, and he, like, it talked about how one of his main things was, I'm not going to give up creative control.

When you guys went through it, did you have the same conversation? Yeah. You would have all creative control and then it changed? Yeah, and Pat's smart. I mean, I know he knows what's good, so I'm sure he'll be successful with whatever he does. I just also know, like, incorporation is definitely different than working for yourself.

Oh, yeah. I thought he was working for a company. No, I mean, he had sponsorships. He was doing it himself, which is crazy. Is he bringing his whole team with him? I think so, yeah. Except for one guy. What?

Really? That would be sick. No, I mean, Pat will be successful wherever he goes. It would just be interesting if ESPN stays true to letting him have full creative control. It's a live show. It's remaining on YouTube, right? So it's not ESPN YouTube? Yeah.

Okay. I have no idea. I don't know how ESPN. ESPN's YouTube, yeah. They said ESPN, ESPN Plus, and ESPN's YouTube. Here's what I'd say is ESPN is definitely very different now than it was when we did Barstool. Right. Stephen A. Smith has a podcast. And Jimmy Pataro feels like a guy who knows where the world's going

versus John Skipper who was just doing Coca-Cola. At the end of the day, it's Disney, though. Yeah, it's true. It is Disney. The mouse. Will he be able to do wrestling shit still, I wonder? I feel like Pat thinks about all that stuff. You want to say the F word? I have no idea.

Oh, F word? He said no, but if it slips through, it's not the biggest deal in the world because they said the F word on the last dance. But I have a feeling that that's one of the things that they're going to lock down on pretty quickly. You can't curse. You're on in the middle of the day on TV. It must be so freeing to have your outfit picked out that you just wear every day.

Yeah. Well, I think also... You know what I mean? It is. You never have to. That would be nice. He also, Pat, I think... Pretty much how I live.

What's smart... I was reading something, and it makes sense. He's been doing it all himself. He just had a kid. He's got so much money, all hard-earned i bet you part of it was like i don't want to be the one who makes all the decisions anymore because that's probably very exhausting yeah to run a company and also have to do the content like doing meetings and shit probably wore him down it would i know that be like, I would never want to do that, where it's like running all the other stuff

and still trying to be funny. That would suck. Suck. So I think this probably takes a lot of that load off of him. That makes sense. And he probably still just does a lot of the stuff he wants to do. Yeah. And if it doesn't work out, he'll be perfectly fine.

That's the nice part. But Pat has the best negotiating leverage in all these things. Because he's already lived a million lives. He's bet on himself so many times that he knows if he has to bet on himself again, he'll just, it will work. Yeah. It's got to be a very liberating feeling. His show is really big.

Yeah. Yeah. Huge. When he had Aaron Rodgers on for the Jets thing, wasn't there like half a million people watching yeah it's crazy it's insane

it was crazy I wonder if Aaron Rodgers will keep going on yeah it wasn't part of why he was going on because it was like alternative media

yeah what will we have to do to get half a million live viewers like what what would death wheel what would have to happen?

Death Wheel. Death Wheel? I think an honest Death Wheel. I don't think Death Wheel would do it. If we were like, we're actually doing this, one of us is dying. Just do a Death Wheel just to see who would die. We've done that before.

Or the Everybody. What? Yak or Everybody in the Office. We'll pull up the Everybody one. Yeah, Everybody, Everybody. But then also the Wheel picks. We'll pull up the everybody one. Everybody, everybody. But then also the wheel picks manner of death as well. Yes. Oh, yeah.

I also think it's the everybody in the office eliminator. And his people are just tuned in. War parter. And then another wheel spins to see who has to do the killing. Yeah. At what point on an eliminator death wheel this big are you nervous? Oh, it'd be a while. Not yet.

I would not be nervous. I'm going to say immediately. For actual death? Yes, actual death. Ben Mance is still on that wheel. You'd be shitting your pants. I'd be cool here. Yeah, no, you're fine here.

For actual death. You're dying. I'd have a toothpick in my mouth right now. No. With this size? Look at all that. Yeah. I'd have a toothpick.

Spin it. It's hypothetical. We don't have the viewers. I would not be nervous at all. See you, Ken Jack. So he's safe. Oh. Oh.

It's the eliminator. Let's do five a day. Yeah. All right. I like that. As long as my name's on here, I'm not sleeping. I still, like, it would have to be like seven people left for me to feel at least a little nervous. Yeah, seven?

Seven people. You're insane. To die? Yeah. No. I still think I'd win it. You'd get down to 30 and you'd be shitting yourself. No way.

Large. Good job. I don't want to just spin it right now. This is just the one I get nervous. Yeah. Max, the luckiest person. A lot of white guys live. Although I guess it's a barstool wheel.

It's a wheel of white guys live. Although I guess it's a barstool wheel. It's a wheel of white men. The final wheel is just all of our gay employees. Oh, Kim, good. I like that. Oh, safe. I think the old people should have a bigger chunk. Do one with just us in here. More names on it. I wouldn't get

nervous. Until four people. I'd be very nervous. I would be breaking down right now. Right now? Yes. How many are on there now? I'd be calling my parents immediately. Oh, KB.

It's Eliminator, so you're fine. See, KB. I mean, we've done death wheels before. We don't have to run the death wheel back. Oh, Brandon, come on. You're just worried you're going to have to die again. You're superstitious, aren't you? If I die twice in a row.

That cancels out. Let's go, Sass. I'll tell you what I'm really... How does Sass get to live? He has so much to live for. He's young. He's the youngest one. Youngest. Get to live for us, Sass. How does Sass get to live? He's young. He's the youngest one. Get to live for us, Sass. Remember that.

No wasted days. No more video games. I haven't really been playing video games. What? I'm still not... I feel like the wheel's just letting the cool people live. What the fuck? I agree.

Sorry, Nikki. Still not nervous. You playing. You would be. No. You'd be thinking about your kids. No. Not coming home today.

No. No. Now I'm a little nervous. Yeah, now I'd be a little nervous. At this point, I'm panicking. Right now, it's like, oh, shit. You guys'm a little nervous. Yeah, now I'd be a little nervous. At this point, I'm panicking. Right now, it's like, oh, shit. You guys are crying, screaming, begging TJ to stop spinning the wheel. There's no way in this situation you guys are like, now I'd be nervous.

That'd be a good shitty movie. What? Death Wheel? It's like whatever, yeah. I think we'd get a million viewers. Look, that's why I never got nervous. Probably like a Japanese book about it. Has to be. Always a Japanese book.

This is pretty much like what Japanese game shows are. You should just sacrifice yourself at this point. Me? Kids involved. It's going to be you anyway. Hey, any fear, brother? Awesome if Nick died the day that he died. kids involved. It's going to be you anyway. Yes. Oh, man. Any spirit, brother?

Awesome if Nick died the day that D'Addario... This would be awful. I think she would unfollow you after you die. You think dying would be awful? I bet you my followers would shoot up.

Yeah. I'd be very sad for my family. Yeah, they would. D'Addario would be like, I was the last guy to follow him. Yeah. Living.

She'd be like, I followed him before he died. Is there a good insurance situation here for your family? This is you want your name, right? Have you ever unfollowed someone that dies? Oh, no. Well, no. This is a best of seven.

Oh, no, no. You're dead. You're dead. Oh, all right. Whatever. See? It's not that big of a deal. Can I talk sports media for 10 seconds?

Yeah. Biggest loser in this whole thing, in thecafee thing rap sheet why chef d's the espn guy you don't think rap sheet will be able to go on the show you think they're gonna let that happen i don't know these are the questions that i think mcafee fans are wondering huge dub for chef d it is a big dub for chef d we shall see We shall see. We shall see. They also had Rap Sheet on, I think I saw a clip a couple days ago when news initially kind of broke, and he either didn't know or wasn't allowed to say anything.

Well, do you all want to give Rap Sheet a soft landing place here on the Yak? He could be our insider. Don't you have a connection to him somehow? He married a girl from my hometown, and he's been to the Brandon Walker Smoking Lounge. So no. I do. You guys have got to get some lava.

No, that's no good. Get some lava in the smoking lounge. You guys are uptight. You need something to relax with. Text him. You guys should do a collab. Text him. You can DM him.

Same thing. We have an open DM message. You've set foot in the same soil at different times. Brandon Walker Smoking Lounge. That's documented. It was on the Yak in Miami. He knew where I was talking about.

Don't say, okay, yeah. What do you want me to say to that? You have no connection. There's no connection, Brandon. Let's go with his wife. It's a fun fact when you meet him, but it doesn't gain you any access. I got access. Ah. You have his wife's number?

I could have rap sheet on the yak by three o'clock. No, you couldn't. Alright, go. Go. Alright. Fuck. I, uh, just grub-rubbed. I tried to find a kava spot. There's one. And I'm so confused by the menu.

Here's what you can get. Van, punch in the face, guru, new shit, or edge shell. Those are all good flavors. Seven edge shells, please. It's not exaggerating. The van is $6.50, the guru is $6.50, the edge shell is $13. The punch in the face is $25. That sounds good.

What is Kava? The delivery driver just comes in here. Can I get CBD? I don't know. It's a different plant. It says it's for relaxation. It's from the Pacific Islands. Do you want me to grab some?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm curious to know what a punch in the face is. Give me a van. You want me to snag you a van? I'll do a punch in the face. A punch in the face is $25. Sorry, dude, but that's what I want.

Shit. No, I'll do new shit. No, no, no. do a punch in the face. A punch in the face is $25. Sorry, dude, but that's what I want. Shit. No, I'll do new shit. No, no, no. Get the punch in the face. Get the punch in the face. Get what you want. I want, no, because actually I feel like, wait, so this actually has like an effect on you? Oh, no.

I don't know. I don't know if I want punch in the face then. I feel like is this like a CBD? You can add PCG or boom. Give me punch in the face with boom. If you add boom, it's. Okay, you get a punch in the face with boom. Yeah, is that too much? You get a punch in the face with boom. If you add boom, it's... Okay, you get a punch in the face with boom. Yeah, is that too much?

You get a punch in the face. I'm going to put me on my ass. A punch in the face. Then it says choose your route. You're able to do new shit. And then if you want the boom included, it's $64. Oh, my God. So what is that?

Just like ketamine or some shit? No, it's a punch in the face with new shit and boom. They're going to think you're so hardcore when you order this. Get it. Boom extract? Get it. I don't know, dude. Do you want it?

Yes. What kind of boom is it? What strain? Dude, it's boom and new shit. You're talking like someone who doesn't know boom. No, let's keep the mystery. All right, I'm getting you a $64. No, don't.

Get it. Get it. Why? Oh, I got you a van. You're right. You're right. Now you're making money. Give me a van. No tailpipe. I'm getting you a $64. No, don't. Get it. Get it. Get it. Why? Oh, I got you a van. You're right. Now you're making a van. No tailpipe.

I'll get you Ed Shell. No, get him a new shit. He's more of a new shit. Ed Shell? Ed Shell. Ed Shell. His name is Ed Shell, yeah. And do you want me to add PCG to yours?

Yeah, sure. Kate, I don't- You don't want boom? You want PCG? Are you splitting the new shit? Brandon, do you want any? No, I'm good. All right, so for five drinks, it's $101. Brandon, you can't say that it's Big Cat either.

You can't be like Big Cat's on the show. You already did it. Let's see if it works. I meant to say that right when you did it. Euphoria. He can use whatever methods he wants to use. 30 minutes. He's guaranteed he'd have rap sheet on by 3 o'clock.

Tomorrow. What? Oh, no, no, no. Tomorrow. No. No, no, no. Oh. Because we have 30 more minutes until our kava gets here.

Frank is like advertising for a hard-ass drug. What if this shit kills us? You got new shit with Boom. I know. I went overboard. No one gets. They're going to call. I'm like, you sure you want new shit with Boom. I know. I went overboard. No one gets. They're going to call. I'm like, you sure you want new shit with Boom? When you order something

spicy at a Thai restaurant? They're like, you don't want spicy. No, no, no. You're white ass. Stop. Stop. What? I know what you're doing. I'm responding to Stephen Chase. Oh, I know what you're doing. Stephen Chase just texted me asking, can I post the Mean Girls clip?

And I said yes. Show me that you didn't just text Ian Rappaport. I texted Stephen Chay, you fucking idiot. You need some boom. Yes. Let me see your message. If there's anyone here who sees a $65 calming tweet. Let me see your recent message.

No. This is your fucking thing. No, because you just texted him and said. I don't have his number. I don't have his number. Yeah, you do. No, I don't. Yes, you do.

Big Gun's a Shefty guy. Come on. I'm a Shefty guy. He's an everybody guy. Oh, I'm a Shefty guy. Shefty's my guy. Just because you're a Shefty guy, you think he's Shefty? No, no, no.

We have Shefty on. We haven't had Rapport on PMT in probably five years. We have Shefty on every year. We've had Rapport on PMT in probably five years. We have Shefty on every year. We've had Rapport on the Yak. Shefty's doing Stella's Blue. He said PMT. Shefty's my guy. We got him on the Super Bowl,

and that was like when Kobe was damn near alive. No, that was the week before. Damn near. It was as close to him being alive as he's been in three years. The day after he died. What did we just say that was wrong? He was damn near. He was right in the ballpark of living.

Let's show some respect. He was adjacent. Let's show some respect and refer to that day as Brandon's biggest tweet day. What did he tweet? I tweeted something about Kobe dying, and it got 200,000 likes. That's my biggest tweet. Really? What was your tweet, Kobe died?

That I admired how he was fathering his daughter wait Clemmer had some words what the other day about Kobe what

talking a lot of shit uh oh I'm not allowed to say the word that Clemmer was using oh according to TJ he told me I'm not

allowed to say that word we gotta run down this word no we gotta run down words you can't say. We got a run down of words. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It's the one word we learned yesterday. Yeah. We can't say anything that could be misconstrued as something offensive. Wait. It rhymes with. We actually got that? A little talk.

No. No. You're talking about grapes? Any. Or any. That's the one. Company wide. Not just us.

It's company wide. Che came in and pointed to someone and was like, you. He came up to me and he was like, you're not allowed to say this. He called Kobe Bryant a grapist. Called him a grapist, and he said that he deserved to die. Damn. That's what a loser Clemmer is. Clemmer was going off.

Sheesh. Clemmer. That'll tackle him. Brandon, self-retweet the Kobe tweet that went viral. Get the numbers a little bit higher. Retweet yourself right now. We all retweet it? Let's all retweet it.

No, no, no. It's all right. That's my biggest tweet. I want a bigger tweet. Say something funny. You're like posting four stadiums. I don't know how. I'm doing whatever I can.

What you should do is like four sets of GIFs. Yeah. Daddario style and be like like which scene did you like the best because that community bad dude i'm just gonna quote tweet your kobe tweet with the gif with the connection oh this is heartfelt and hot i'm feeling so many emotions right now. Damn. That shit gets completely eclipsed. The viewer goes mega viral.

Like, Milonakis' Did you see that Milonakis' tweet got, like, deleted? Got, like, three... Oh, yeah, they deleted it. I think Elon Musk deleted it. What was it? He had a tweet that had, like, three million likes. That was, like, good time to go to space or some shit.

Brandon, it didn't get 200K. It got 184. That's... It goes down. That's 25,000 people. That's Wheeling, West Virginia. You're wiping off the face of the map. That's not even 16. 16, 15.

I fucking lost my key yesterday and just found it in my fucking sock. What? What happened? I could not find this. You've been wearing those socks since yesterday? Kyle. What? I don't know.

That's a lie. Do you want to double up on socks ever? Showered. There's got to be a hole in your sweatpants pocket and went down into your sock. That's what it is. It wouldn't go into the sock. Oh, because his sock is a tuck. It fell through my pocket. Right back in it goes. You found it into the sock. Oh, because he's a sock. He's a tuck. He's a tuck. Fell through my pocket.

Right back in it goes. Had to get a new key. You found it in your sock? Had to get a new lock. Fell into my sock. Right behind your ear the whole time. We all agree that Big Cat. Just like that.

Texted the guy and told him not to answer my message. Did you just double message on there? I was looking at your phone. I was messaging rap sheet. Come on. You have a connection to him i mean do you still have 20 minutes minutes what is our my pcg getting here bro chill out you got to go into this with a real good mindset trust me do we have a babysitter yeah kate 2022 yeah okay you're

not allowed to have the call but we don't know what's in it i know i didn't get her one i was looking forward to this yeah because one, because I care, and two, I could not afford another one. I got to look it up. I'm going to look it up. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't.

I got shit to do later, dude. I'm not trying to be asleep. PCG. Dude, you got the punch in the face. You're not going to sleep. You got the punch in the face with boom. You're going to be sore.

You're going to be in so much pain, you going to sleep. You got the punch in the face with boom. You're going to be sore. You're going to be in so much pain you can't sleep. Dude. What is it? It's going to make me so tired. No, it's not. You got the punch in the face. It says in small doses, which I'm assuming I did not get a small dose. So I got punch in the face with the boom extra.

It says the effects of cough include muscle relaxation, sleepiness, and feelings of well-being. Oh, this is great. Euphoria is one of the things. However, long-term use of kava can lead to a range of health problems, including malnutrition, weight loss, and apathy. Damn, what if they do a class action? Those are low-key not problems. Those are good problems. Kava is a depressant drug, which means it slows down the messages traveling between the brain and the body

Shit Dude, I got two shows tonight Dude, this is gonna be great You're gonna be fucking twisted on kava Just tell them you got a punch in the face with boom and they'll understand I'm coming off of a crazy kava trip right now Just tried some PCG

Oh man It's called punch in the face because you just like your eyes bruise up. It's blame Frank the Tank. Brandon's got a hot lead. Let's go, Brando. Let's go, Brando. Got 20 minutes. I have not texted him.

He keeps saying that. I was texting with Steven. Been too busy cock blocking me. Did she reply? She's not very active on Twitter. I looked through her likes to see if she ever liked any of your tweets. You've really... You must have been pissed when she followed me.

I was furious. He beat the shit out of his dick. Yeah, and then I came. It was a wild night. A lot of emotions. Cumming and anger. It was an angry cum. Like Rico.

I don't know. She retweeted something yesterday. Are we introducing it? Alex Dadardio. The new face of our... I think that's one of the words you can't say. I can't say that. The new face of our tag

Heuer Herrera. Did I get it? No. It was said. It was spoken. Who get it? No, it was said. It was spoken. Who said it? It came in yesterday before the show.

Oh. They said if there are certain words that are said. Can I guess them? Yeah. Okay. There's one big one. There's one big one. There's multiple small ones.

Anything that could be misconstrued. So it looks like they found a weakness in our armor. Did you say it? I said grape. Okay. Jesus Christ. One that got cut out a lot from the case race. Oh, yes.

What? I'm not even going to say what it sounds like. What? All right. What could that be? No, I don't know what you're talking about. Yes, you do. It's like you guys were saying some nasty, nasty things on the case race.

I think so, nasty boy. It's fun knowing if we ever did want to just all get fired, we should do a case race live. Yeah. Can we do over? Can you blame Mince? We did the tank race, but that was not even close. I just made my stomach hurt. Yeah.

I still have that picture on my phone of you. Like Fat Elvis? Spread out with your shirt off. It's such a funny picture. Oh, my stomach. I remember it was just like, whoop. You were so bloated. It's never been easier to throw up.

I know. My rope was leaping out of my body. Yeah. I got to get out of here. What is Brandon doing? He's got him? No, he's just thinking and eating Chick-fil-A. He already had his Chick-fil-A, I thought.

He called someone. And he didn't answer. He gave him a fake number. So just a lady waiting for an interview out there. Brandon's. Hanging out. You guys ready to get twisted? You've got 17 minutes.

Yeah. I'm going to go home and sleep my ass off. I'm curious to see what it looks like. For that much money, it should come in like a nice cup. It's going to look like milk. Yeah. The Uber Eats driver is going to be spilling it everywhere. Is that the dude who said he was going?

Does he have an update? Died. Hit by a car crossing the street. Who are you talking to on the phone? OD'd on blue milk. My wife. Some connections? No, I was talking to my wife.

It's about a grocery trip I've got to make after the show. Game. What are you picking up? Huh? What are you picking up? Sugar. After the show game day? Sugar. So you're picking up Cap Huh? What are you picking up? Sugar. After the show game day? Sugar. So you're picking up like Capri

Suns. 16 minutes, Brandon. Hey, man. I don't operate on his time. I don't know. What's a rat? You okay, Brandon? Wait, what is happening right now? I don't know what happened. Did a rap or no? Sugar.

You just getting sugar? Wife the alien from Men in Black? Water. I got to get sugar. She had to call you to let you know you got to get sugar? Yeah. We talk every day at 245. That's true?

Yeah. That could just be a text. Get sugar on the way home. This is my relationship with my wife. It's not yours. Damn, Brandon. What the hell? Wow. You this is my relationship with my wife. It's not yours. Damn, Brandon. What the hell? Wow.

You're fired up. Communication's key. Yeah, he's right. It's fair. Got to have that interpersonal communication. All right. I respect it. The next thing is it doesn't do that.

And he's not answering, so I don't know what to do. And you told him not to answer. No, he said he didn't. He didn't. He was texting Shay. I don't care what he told you. I was texting with Shay. Texting Shay.

Show me your screen where it shows the last five texts that you sent. This is bullshit. Look, look. There's Steven. Look, Steven has it up right now. I understand what he texted you. So why is it that you're accusing him of ridiculous shit? Steven literally had it up on the screen.

Don't read that second number. I'm not. I'm not. Why? Who is it? It's just a number I don't have saved. I looked I'm not. I'm not. Why? Who is it? It's just a number I don't have saved. I looked. I looked.

I looked. And that's not. Look. I'm fine. That's a radio hit that I'm doing. I'm fine. Tomorrow. I saw it.

See it? Completely unedited. I see the message. Bang. You deleted the message. No, I. You hid the group. I don't know how you do those things.

What are you talking? You asked me to show it. And I'm showing you. You can see the last 15. Going all the way group. I don't know how you do those. What are you talking? You asked me to show it, and I'm showing you. You can see the last 15 going all the way back. You understand why I would. 1239. You understand that many texts is 1239? Yeah, 1239. God damn.

You've sent 12 texts to 12 different people since 1239? All those people texting me. I haven't responded to all of them. Okay. Steven, Yak, Kelly. I think if I didn't text anyone I would never get a text again That's so sad It's true though

My Iceland flag, we didn't have wifi the whole time And I was like I was like this is fucked People are going to be pissed And I landed not a single message From my mother That's not true single message. From like my mother. That's not true, dude. I've texted you the last two mornings.

Like as you woke up, you've definitely had a text from me the last two mornings. Yeah. But in group chats. No, you personally. You texted me personally. Yeah. A little pump up? No, just like, do you want to do this? Just the normal maintenance of Personally, yeah. A little pump-up? No, just like, do you want to do this?

Just the normal maintenance of having someone that cares about you in your life. He's making it seem like no one cares about him. That's beautiful. Well, you texted me twice. The last two mornings. Well, maybe I'll text you tomorrow. We should all be picking each other up on texting. I was texting him while he was in Iceland. How is it?

What's it like? This, that. I text Brandon sometimes, and he never texts me, ever. Not true at all. Yes, it is. When's the last time you texted me? Years ago. I texted you, like, twice, and it was always just very nice things.

Just, hey, Brandon, just wanted to let you know I really admire your work ethic. Well, if your phone was entered in here. Then you text me, and you're like, what size shirt are you? And then you never even give me a shirt. The shirt's in my house. I'm sure it is. Mississippi. He's going to have to give away all those shirts that are at his house

before he moves to Chicago, so you're never going to get it. I'm not going to give your shirt away. I'm just saying, even if I knew what number yours was, I wouldn't. Brandon, do you want to see my DMs? You don't have my number saved? I have several of your numbers saved. Look, no DMs either. I know.

I'm like you with numbers. You get a lot of your numbers. Look, no DMs either. I know. I'm like you with numbers. I got a lot of DMs. I'm in a couple group DMs. I'm in all group chats. Let's pop in every now and then. I know your zip code, or I know your area code, so I don't have to save your numbers. Are you having a stroke right now? Yes.

He really wants Rappaport to call in. I might have to give him the fucking punch in the face. I'm calling right now. There's enough for everybody. I gotta call him by 3 o'clock. 12 minutes. Did you send him the number? Oh, yeah, what's the number?

Send him the number. Is this to prove he's friends? He just said he could get him on the show. I have a connection to him. Probably get that guy. Yeah. I don't know that guy. Yeah. I don't know that guy.

You spin the wheel, TJ? Then Brandon the number so he can at least. He has a number. Then he sees it. He'll call it. Well, he hasn't even checked these two messages. Is this the number? No. Is that the number?

Yeah, sure. No, I don't think that's the number. I have a sheet, too. I don't think that's an ivory sheet too I don't think that's a number either Brandon knows the number 888 stool 22 right okay

7 8 oh there it goes well that's ruined now oh fuck well that's a number that's public it's not like that

let's take some calls yeah let's take a couple calls damn Brandon god damn it damn it our bones are the way men are preying on this kid's downfall. Baby Gronk? Yeah.

I preyed on his downfall at Easter Mass. But that's not stopping this kid from being the most clouded up 10-year-old. He's even been hanging out with the most famous girl on the internet, Libby Dawn. And lately, he's been invited to sit courtside for NBK. That was KB's only part. He's taking a huge L. And he can't even go to the concession stand without getting a call. Hey, look how stoked Shaq.

But he's not going there unless you have a 100K bag for him at least. What? If football doesn't work out, he has a rap career to fall back on. Is that the QB plan? And he's tatted up. Wait, he's hanging out with a famous rapper that everyone knows? This kid's not worried about the haters. You're all this cash. Hey, girlfriend, call me. When they see him, about the haters. Look at all this

cash. Hey, girlfriend, call me. Oh, yeah. I'm with you, KB. I hate this guy. I hate him so much.

We focus on catching. Not that he needs to practice. Well, he didn't catch. Drop that. Both of them.

Go back. Oh, is this like a joking video? It's trying to be. Well, yeah. Now he's doing it because he was too good. He's trying to be. Well, yeah. Now he's doing it that he realizes he sucks. He has to. And he's not going to your school unless they give him $100,000 back at least.

At least. What kind of sentence is that? At least. At least. Look, at least is special. All right, I'm not going to have a rap sheet, so we don't have to wait. We don't have until 3 o'clock. We have to wait anyway because we have the kava coming.

$100 of kava coming. I got to go talk to Clemmer about the Sandlot. That's my day. You make that sound like it's not something you want to do. I do. You love that shit. I don't even know if it will be recorded or not. You just go and talk to him about shit like that.

That's true. All day. I genuinely think that man is your best friend. Is this Kava? That better not be Kava in that tiny ass bag. Like little shots. It's not Kava, it's Salad.

Oh damn. You spin the wheel, TJ? When this office goes away the Grubhub or the Uber Eats delivery service in Manhattan just collapses? Nobody here goes to lunch. I think the office is going away. The office isn't going away. Some of us are still going to be here.

When I leave, it's not going away? No. Well, Chick-fil-A, yeah, they'll be like, where'd the Chick-fil-A order go? Yeah, yeah. That would be a fact. Speaking of Brandon's phone, do you guys ever go watch back the Not Bucky Cox clip? I watch that a lot. That was a good one.

Well, you're obsessed with Oz. Oz, yeah. Like, unhealthy obsession. Those cool tricks. Watch all his new shit. What has he dropped recently? How much better can it get? Can we see the latest one?

Blew another mind. He is awesome. Yeah, he's awesome. He did something with Ludacris recently where I actually didn't like this trick as much. It was a very cool trick, but it was like impossible. He gave him a balled up piece of paper and had him shoot on this basket a couple feet away. And he got on his ninth time.

And then they did a time to have a stopwatch. And then inside something, it was like, you'll get this under, or inside the paper, the paper said, you'll hit this on your ninth shot. In the staple thing,

it was like, quickly find out. This exact time. The only thing worse than a mentalist is someone describing it. Jay, I want this to be a series of you describing magic tricks with no other visual ways. Give us the next one. Give us another one. Give us another trick.

Sorry, dude. That was tiresome. That was brutal. Fair. I felt like it was never going to end. I felt zero wonder. One of my favorite tricks was he this one was actually at the Bucks

he brought up Leonard Fournette and a random guy from the audience and he asked him to, or no, Leonard Fournette was standing and he had a piece of paper that said think of some person that you're close to write down their birthday and they had a random guy from the audience, not him a football player

he put something into his head he was like alright think about this and he's like tell guy from the audience, not him, a football player. He put something into his head. He was like, all right, think about this. And he's like, tell him what the birthday is. And he told him what the exact birthday was. It was awesome. I'm confused. You can't fake that. I don't know which.

Who told? Hey, Che, it was awesome? It was, yeah. All right, awesome. Whose birthday got told to who? Leonard Fournette wrote down someone close to him. His birthday. And then he put something on someone's head.

And then O's brought up a random player on the team, Akeem Hicks. Okay. And Akeem Hicks was like, he was like looking to Leonard Fournette's eyes and telling him what the birthday is, and he did. Damn. Leonard Fournette picked a random birthday got it not a Keem Hicks birthday

someone close to him's birthday that like was not a football whose birthday was it didn't say it didn't matter that's good it was an awesome we should put up that clip

blows the mentalist blows everyone's mind described by Steven Chia every time I could be like Mike KB you listen to that stuff Close the mentalist. Close everyone's mind. Described by Stephen Chia. Every time. I could be like, KB, you listen to that stuff to fall asleep. That could be my,

Chia just recorded. That's one way to put it, I guess. Long magic tricks. What do you listen to to fall asleep, KB? Strange his brain with a headband. Huberman? I told you, Ali Boothroyd. I listen to this South African guy selling Shamwows in a Dallas Cowboys jersey.

Whoa! Every night. I listen to tunes. I sing along. Until you fall asleep. I listen to my baby crying. I watch WCW. How's that going, big cat?

Tough the first. It's that going, big cat? It's tough at first. It's also my daughter and son now have to share a room, and it's not going well. At least they're not at the top of a rock wall. It's true. How are they handling the transition? Are they okay? No, my oldest is obsessed.

My middle child, the daughter, is. This is bullshit. It's new. There daughter, is... This is bullshit. There's some tantrums going on. A new division of attention. The problem is the tantrums are fucking hilarious. She'll literally throw herself at the ground. Those are fun. She's not two yet, so you can't really say anything.

You're not two. You don't understand how this works. She'll do a full... She'll walk and then just die. Like, 7.30 in the morning. Just like, all right. Just no regard for whether she hurts herself or not? None. I remember I used to do that.

When I was in, it was probably kindergarten. I took, like, I had taken, like, swimming lessons. And I remember I threw myself down the staircase yeah right i literally like threw myself down from the top of the stairs and then i was like well i can't go to swimming practice swimming lessons anymore it's great i just fell down the stairs my mom was like what the hell are you talking about make you go yeah damn there's no reasoning with two-year-olds. They're missing the whole part of their brain that regulates emotion. So it's like dealing with a super drunk person.

Right. There's no reasoning no matter what. You just got to carry them like a football. Yeah. Out of the shop. Hopefully stop. And you got three and a half minutes. I'm not.

I haven't even made first contact yet. Cat, could you get him? I'll try after 3 o'clock. Deal. Fair? I'd say you have until 3. You're going to be stoned to the bone. All right.

Fair. You've got three minutes to get him on. What are these getting here, Nick? Fair. Remember, you don't have his number is what you said. Why do you have to do something? I follow him on Twitter. You said you don't have his number is what you said. Why do you have to do something? I follow him on Twitter. You said you don't have his number. I follow him on Twitter.

I have until – give me five minutes. So I have until 3. You have until 3.05? 3.05. Can I get five minutes? It's your 3.05. I haven't hit him yet. 3.05.

It's a draw if you don't get him by 3.05. Deal. We should keep in mind this guy's career is being by his phone. It's facts. But it's also the offseason. Ain't no offseason for those guys, brother. June 1st cuts coming up, man. Amen.

I know that you told him not to answer me. I did not. I showed you my text. And DMs. 305. We have a connection. When is the kava coming? Three. Alright, I gotta hop on this call, hopefully. No, you gotta stay for the call.

I gotta record with Clemmer, too. Clemmer's gonna be pissed. Give me no 305. I don't have till 305. Give me no 303. I don't have. Give me no 302. I can't. 302? I can't. I just have to take your word for it. 302? You can't give me 302? You can. 302. I can't. 302? I just have to take your word for it. 302? You can't give me 302?

You can give 302. It's not like my. Who's call? Say you're shitting. All right. I'll say I'm shitting. You leave 302. Shit.

Minutes, Brandon. Can't shit like that. I can barely fart Yeah that's true I notice you're wearing That today Ron I appreciate that Little tight butthole

Cute butthole Where's my t-shirt You got me Oh it's It's in my house In Mississippi No his is in Jersey Oh you bastard

Start early Start early Brandon's not getting it I'm not getting it I mean I have I have 90 seconds. I'm going to start at 3 o'clock. He'll have it by 3.01 because he's already set it up. I have not.

I showed you my phone. We got to wait until we have the kappa. Yeah, that too. Then we have to wait until it kicks in. I want to get the PCG. You're going to have PCG pumping through your veins. That's going to have to drink the whole punch in the face because I'm going to be upstairs in this meeting.

What meeting is it? Who are you meeting with? You can't say who? I shouldn't. It's got to be about Pat Bev's show, right? It's about Pat Bev's show. Live shows? You guys have a live show in Boston.

That was announced, yeah. A live show. When? Friday in Boston. Special guest announced, yeah. We have a live show. When? Friday in Boston. Special guest Henry Lockwood? Hell yeah. Wait, is there a game going on? He has a shoot on, he has a Stella Blue shoot.

I know he does. Does he have a game? I mean, are you doing it before the game? Before the game. At the Big Night Live, which is on 110 Causeway Street. It's right where the arena is. Oh, that's sick. That'll be fun.

It's going to be right there, 6 o'clock. Go to Hurricane O'Reilly's where Fights sucked off that dude. I hope we have the after party there. I hope we all can get sucked off. Knock twice on the second stall. Fights will be there. Sucking cock. You'll know his mouth.

The only time he doesn't gag. What? Time. 10 seconds. I don't think... What? Time. Three? Ten seconds. I got ten seconds. I ain't even looking at your phone.

Seven. Yeah, what if he's calling and you're not? Five, four, three, two, one. Okay. Nobody on the line. I have two minutes until Ron has to leave. Yeah, and you have five minutes until our original video. You're not going to start?

I'm going to give myself as close to it as possible. I'm going to text him, DM him. Text him. You don't have his number, though, right? I'm going to DM him. Did you DM him? Yeah. I'm going to DM him at...

Does he follow you? Three, yeah. We just talked in August of 2022. Right. I'm going to DM him in. Let's see. I don't know if that earns a just. Yeah, that's pretty long ago. I'll DM in August of 2022. Right. I'm going to DM him in. Let's see. I don't know if that earns a just. Yeah, that's pretty long ago.

I'll DM him in a minute. It's been the calendar year. Send me a picture of him inside the Brandon Walker smoking car. No shit. Yeah. Him and his wife. Fotoberg sucks cock there, too. He wishes.

Pretty much everywhere. Where's room four When you go upstairs Oh I don't know Never know Straight up Straight past the stairs And then turn right Never know

By the kitchen By the kitchen It's one of the originals Right past the kitchen Is it one of the originals Or is it right past the kitchen It's one of the originals Our grub hub bikers

You're thinking of the bar I'm texting him He took a sip He's just hot Or it's a snacker. What the fuck was in that? I just thought it was blue milk. What if it tastes terrible?

He's just going in a circle. Yo, whoever got the fucking punch in the face, be careful with that shit. The M-cent. You can hardly even taste the boost it sneaks up on you. I'm out of here in 30 face. Be careful with that shit. DM sent. You can hardly even taste the boost it sneaks up on you. I'm out of here in 30 seconds. DM sent. Anyone calling in? No one.

What did you send a DM? What did you even prove here? Oh, I just sent a DM. Hey, Rappaport, you there? Hey, what's going on, man? How's it going? Yeah, we wanted to see if you wanted to be the Yak insider.

How's the show going? It's going great. It's me, Sass, KB, Kate, Nick, and Roan just walked out. We wanted to see if you wanted to be the insider for the Yak going forward. I appreciate the offer. I just wanted to say hi. I appreciate the offer. I just wanted to say hi. I like your show. I've never listened to it, but I assume it's good.

Love it. And I hope you guys are doing well. Yeah, just think about the offer. We'd only call you, like, maybe twice a year, just being like, give us the buzz. So, well, you know. That is tempting. All right, let's think about it.

Okay, well, hope everything's well. Are you going down to Mississippi at all this summer? What's that? Are you going down to Mississippi at all this summer? I don't know if we are, hopefully, but it's not set yet. Oh, got to run. Time to pick up my boys from school. All right, see you, Rap.

Thanks, man. That wasn't him. That was him. That wasn't him. That was him. That was a crazy got to run. Got to run. Time to pick up my boys from school. Alright, see you, Rap. Thanks, man. That wasn't him. That was him. That wasn't him. That was him. That was a crazy, gotta run. Gotta run. What a nice guy.

Really nice guy. Something didn't smell right. Such a nice guy. He was taken aback by Mississippi. The real Rap Sheet wouldn't have been taken aback by Mississippi. It's probably just like that's such an outrageous, like, wow. He probably thought it was like, is there something happening in Mississippi? Because he goes there all the time.

His wife is from there. Maybe he doesn't want everybody knowing that and you're flopping it around. We've said it. That wasn't him. That was him. That was not him. It was that.

Was he in Rapport? Text him right now saying that was perfect. Thank you. He's a guy who listens to a lot of NFL news. That sounded exactly like him. That was very dismissive of you. Well, I mean, I asked him to call in. Those look like they're in soup containers.

This doesn't feel like $136. It's a product of any product. You might be the first people to have ever ordered from this place. I'm ready for some PCG. You don't think that was him? No. How are you going to know which is which? I'm very intrigued by this.

The camera didn't catch that incredible camera. You'll know which is which. Oh, my God. That is which. Oh my God. That's got to be the van hour mode. And none of them are labeled, right? That could be new shit

to be honest. What is that? Boom. Oh. That's just drugs. It's cocaine. In that bag. You don't have his number though.

What the hell? I do have his number. I said that was perfect. Thank you. You said LOL. I mean, it was... It didn't sound like a deep fake. What the hell? I do have his number. I said that was perfect. Thank you. He said LOL. I mean, it was a- It didn't sound like a deep fake. Wait, so that cost $20, whatever that is?

It was taken aback by Mississippi. It looks about right. Boom. It was. Maybe he doesn't want you- That has to be drugs. He probably didn't want you- That's hard drugs.

To try to beat him in Mississippi. Wait, what is this, Nick? This is the shit. That's a fuck? That's a fuck? That must be the punch in the face. You see the bag of boom? Wait, what is- Look at the boom. I shit. That's a fuck? That's a fuck? That must be the punch in the face. Do you see the bag of boom? Wait, what is?

Look at the boom. I kind of zoned out when we were ordering kava. Are we taking drugs? That's a lot. That's PCG. Yeah, we're taking drugs. It's Kratom. Oh, it's Kratom.

It's Kratom. Oh, yeah. A K-hole? Let me get it here. Here's your PCG. From Phuket. Oh, it stands for Phuket City Green. Okay.

What is this? Ew, dude. It looks chilling. Disgusting. Frank's going to kill us all. He's like, well, we should have seen that ad. There's less in each ad. Why is there varying amounts?

Why did they do that? It's terrible. They must be strong. Also, Brandon, I did text him and tell him not to answer. What is that? That's just pineapple. That's all you do it. I don't remember getting a pineapple.

This doesn't feel like I spent a damn year. Wait, that's everything that's in there? That's it? That's the whole thing? And it doesn't say which is which? What the fuck? They didn't even label what's what? That's the whole thing? Yeah. And it doesn't say which is which? No. What the fuck? They didn't even label what's what? What the hell?

It's punch. It is. It's going to be the punch in the face, right? That is so gross, dude. That was $101? How is this operation? Those are drugs. That's insane.

I think your punch in the face Is probably double the amount With And here's your Bag of booze This is worth the wait Is it cold? No Ish I don't think I want my PCG

This is a gram of boom It says it's one gram Full gram? There's no I don't want You take That's a lot of powder Ten grams of kratom? Should I call of boom. Full gram? That's a lot of powder. Ten grams of kratom? Should I call and be like,

what is boom? What is this place called? It's called Kavasutra. I don't know how good I feel about just putting this in my body. It's just a gram of boom. Can you just smell it and tell me what it gives us the aura of what this is?

I bet your punch in the face probably comes with pineapple. I don't know. Here, you want it? Not really. This is the... That doesn't even look like good pineapple. It looks dry as hell. Can we actually look up this restaurant?

Maybe ask what boom is. Text me what it's called. What does it hurt you to give me one win? One win? You could have gave me one win? One win. You could have gave me one win, and it wouldn't have been a big deal. Yeah, but it was funnier that he called in a minute after. You can't even get into that. He had no time to talk either.

He needed scissors to open it. He had no time to talk. They don't have a phone number. Oh, I bought drugs, I think. We actually are a Shefty podcast. That part was true. Dude, I don't know if I'm drugs, I think. We actually are a Shefty podcast. That part was true. I don't know if I'm going to take this. Shithole establishment avoided

at all costs. We haven't had him on in a long time. Anti-freedom, anti-mask. Anti-freedom. For some mind-boggling reason, the owner promotes anti-school teacher and anti-youth. Wait, what is this? They're anti-teacher. But how does that come across at an establishment that you're anti-teacher?

What do you do to be like, oh, these guys don't like teachers? I have no idea. They're anti-teacher. Kids should have teachers. Does it say what boom is? Oh, here we go. We got the Van Cava.

No, Archie. Big Cat, you got the Edge Shell. They are terrible neighbors. Staying open well past 2 a.m. Instant Cava.

Wait a minute. Cava is the powder. I got four things, and they just sent me a cup of pineapple. Punch in the face is a double dose

of highly concentrated It's called Haitian Americans that frequent the plaza where his business is located, the N-word. Oh, no. No, this is. Wait, what on there has pineapple? They have Let's Go Brandon flag flying outside. Not sure what East Village clientele they're trying to attract.

Disgustingly dirty. Oh, no. Worst places I've ever to attract. Disgustingly dirty. Oh, no, dude. Worst places I've ever been to. Disgusting drinks they serve with God knows what mixed in. I'll be calling the health board on your ass. Oh, and they are racist, too. Everybody's saying they're racist. Zero safety precautions.

And they try and ridicule patrons who wear masks. Unsanitary disease spreading. Out of place frat douche incel types hang out. Sleazy weird atmosphere. What the fuck happened here? What is this place? The owner went around

harassing other business owners in the area because he found a mouse on the street and so he was accusing other business owners of being responsible for the mouse. Yeah, and they... I really got to know what boom is, dude, before I put it in my drink. So you got...

But this is the double... Do you have a drink? I gave it to KB. You gave that away, but you also had a double concentrated Ed Shell. Who's Ed Shell? It says, additional flavor, single dose of highly concentrated instant kava. Very strong and effective. Recommended for your first kava experience.

I'm going to taste it. Mine is double dose of highly concentrated instant kava. Outer. Does it say anything about the boom on it? It smells like shit. No boom on this menu. So boom is just hard drugs. How did I get boom?

I don't know. This is not something that you just add to the drink, I don't think. I mean, look at this bag. This is a drug bag. But what is it? I can't open it. I can't get it open. It's sealed.

Oh, God. Oh, he was sentenced. I just texted you Rappaport's number. So now you have his number. Going forward, you can just stunt it. Okay. That's pretty good. That's a win.

Tastes bad. Have him on the show. Tastes horrible, but it's not like a pungent horrible. It tastes like dirt. It's not a pungent horrible. It's not a pungent horrible, but whatever the flavor is. The internet says it tastes like dirt. Dirt? The man who owns it went to federal prison

for a few years for synthetic marijuana. Oh, this is so bad. Did you add the... Did you add your kratom? I'm already on 10 grams of kratom. I'm trying to get... What about the boom? I don't think I can do it.

Oh, I don't want any boom. We haven't had the boom. The boom is right here. We've got to expose everyone to the boom. Is this like fentanyl where if you touch it, it hits? Dude, I don't know. Dude, prosecutors made him forfeit more than $2.2 million, eight watches, four vehicles, a 2008 Land Rover,

a 69 Dodge Coronet Superbee. So this is from a drug lord. Yes, absolutely. This is going a drug lord. Yes, absolutely. This is going to completely fuck up my human lifestyle. I haven't just said war. This is awesome.

You're not supposed to commit treason. I'm sure Homeland Security, FBI will be very interested in this post. They hate... Wait, was this on? Oh, it was on March 30th. will be very interested in this post. They hate... The most hated company in the world. That's impressive. Do they have any more posts? All the five stars are clearly

themselves. It's a T-Rex. When the feds busted in his house, he said, good to see y'all. Oh yeah, they're big Trump people. They got very political. One shell at a time. And there's a winky face next to the shell.

So whoever's ever drinking Ed's shell. Yeah. Be careful. You're getting red-pilled. Oh, fuck. I think I have Ed's shell. They're just, this is not a. The fact they didn't label the.

This isn't even a business page. It's just a political page. How much should be filled? How many angles of the Trump flag do they need to post? There's a lot of hardly any. They have no instructions. Should not be taken. People, if you didn't know, you would pour the whole thing in probably.

It's different locations posting this too. Should I message them and say, what's boom? Or TJ, could you message and just ask about the boom? Yeah. Oh, so this is a chain. This is so funny. Look at what Frank's one little ad got us to. They were having twerkageddon too.

Oh, shit. I would like to go to twerkageddon three. That's the Lake Worth location. Where's Lake Worth? I don't know, but here's a 2016 article where people are blaming the sky for their relapse from drinking this stuff. Whatever it is. I'm not drinking it. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. No, dude. There's a Lake Worth in Florida. What do you feel? Nothing yet. It says instant. Did you take a sip, Nick?

Yeah. I bet you it's you take a sip, Nick? Yeah. I bet you it's pretty mild. Mild what? I think if they sell it. Boom is not mild. I can promise you boom is not mild. You want some boom in yours? Can somebody just let us know what this is?

They said it might... Oh, dude That is terrible What the fuck is that? It's poison That's the punch in the face Oh, dude It tastes really bad

That is awful I'm like dizzy That's without the boom can you open the bag of boom we'll just give it to Kyle I guess some people develop liver problems with severe skin rashes after drinking kava teas

what the fuck is this Frank got us all addicted to kava and ate them for 200 bucks it's just a pepper plant. It's the meme. Yeah. Barstool Sports has gone under. What did it cost?

$200 Instagram. Does it make your mouth feel weird? Yeah, that's the only thing I'm getting is kind of a numb mouth. My mouth is numb. It's a pepper plant, so it makes your mouth, and you're supposed to make it a little tingly.

It smells so bad, too. My mouth is fully numb. Did you put your powder in it? No, I don't like this. It's working, bro. I hated this. That is so expensive. It's going to cause something that I'm going to go home

and have a panic attack for sure. Oh, yeah, you're already having it. Yeah. You can tell. I'm going to have to go home and lay in the dark for the next couple of days. Oh, yeah, I kind of like it. Wait, really?

Yeah, this is a bad idea. You're a Kratom guy, right? It's groovy. Groovy. TJ, really? Yeah, this is a bad idea. You're a Kratom guy, right? It's groovy. Groovy. TJ, you guys want a swig? Dude, my mouth is fully numb. That's what I want. It's off of one sip.

Kyle, are you chugging yours? You're supposed to. It's not that bad. Yeah, a little mud. How groovy are you feeling? Feeling groovy. We got to record after this. My throat is numb.

What is this, dude? Oh, this is just an all-time panic attack. Where are you going? He's going to be sitting at his desk just being like, I'm fine, I think. He's getting a Capri Sun. A Capri Sun? Yeah, it's probably not a big deal. He's going to keep saying.

No, this is nothing, right? I'm just going to go to CDMD real quick. It just tastes like clay. Have you guys ever taken a pottery class and the clay water after you... That's what it does taste like. Yeah. What have we got? Tropical Tide.

Tropical Tide. Brandon left. Brandon, you... I mean... Does that mean that I did that to him? I feel fine. I don't feel any physical effects. My mouth and my throat are numb.

Why did he take it so seriously? I don't know. I gave him Brad Porter's number and now he's on a text chain. He was legitimately upset. Why? Dude, that should not be a thing. I'd be interested to see the characters that hang out. What is Shell?

Who is Ed Shell? Why does it say Shell? It's like she has a towel that says Shell. Oh, it's so... It tastes like... It tastes like bad tea. No, it tastes like... Mine tastes like... Try mine. It tastes like bad tea. Mine tastes like Tremont. It's like freedom.

I'm not having another sip of that. I want to know what boom is though. You demanded that I get it. Why you can't open the bag. You were real excited when it was my money. Dude, imagine just being at one of those places and just hanging around and drinking this stuff. I want to know.

I would like to spend an evening there and see the crowd. It instantly numbs your tongue. What? It says at first it makes one mentally relaxed and yet alert. This is followed by deeper muscle relaxation, which is often followed by sedation and sleepiness. I don't need that. Brandon. My tongue is completely numb.

Completely numb. The top of my mouth is really numb. Off of like a tiny sip. Like as soon as it touched. You barely had any. As soon as it touched my mouth it was numb. This is insane.

No, I don't want to. Come on. I have to go home with three kids. You can't go home. Just have a taste. Just taste what it tastes like. It's really bizarre.

Give me a taste. Give have a taste. Just taste what it tastes like. It's really bizarre. Give me a taste. Give me a taste. I mean, you guys have not done the best job selling it. It's horrible. You're like, I think I'm having a panic attack. It tastes like dirt. The nature of a shellhead. It tastes so bad.

Oh, it smells terrible. You're going to be shocked at the taste. Don't drink the whole bad. Oh, it smells terrible. You're going to be shocked at the taste. Don't drink the whole thing. Oh, Brandon. You mad at me? No. I think you're going to do it the whole time. Brandon, take a sip of coffee.

You have his number now. I have his number. It's all a win. It's like chocolate milk. It was a win, but you just denied it the whole time. It was obvious. Well, yeah, of course I denied it. Okay. I did delete the text thread.

You also could have given me one win. I guess so, yeah. Every now and then. I'll set you up for a win tomorrow. I don't need you. I don't want you to set me up for a win. That's your win. I know exactly what I'll do.

No, that's your win. I don't want an actual win. I won't even tell you what the win is. No. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to tell him. That's not a win. That's a win for you. Yeah, no, I know. I want an actual win on the show. even tell you what the win is. No. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to tell him. That's not a win. That's a win for you.

Yeah, no, I know. I want an actual win on the show. Well, I'm just not sure that's possible. Oh, shit. Yeah. No longer with us. Brandon, have some kava. It'll make you feel good.

100% now. It's so good. It's so good. It doesn't make you chill. It's like kava. I'll make you feel good. 100% now. It's so good. It's so good. It doesn't make you chill. It's like kava. I always. Yeah, look, Kyle. Oh, my mouth is numb.

My mouth is numb. Fully numb. I just got that. Brandon, have a little sip of it. What the fuck is this? I got an access boom, dude. You got an access boom. You can't get in though

The bag won't open Their number isn't up and running It wouldn't work What is the boom What should I do nice for Brandon now Do something nice for him Should I do nice for him Nick I feel like if I get pulled over with this

I'll go to prison for life I'll ask You prison for life. I'll ask you a wrestling question. You get it wrong. I'll get it wrong. It's going to be hard for me not to. Yeah, but you get it wrong and he'll get it right. Can we set that up?

Yeah, we can do that. Perfect. It feels like you guys ever do if you have a canker sore? Yeah, and you put that shit in your mouth? Yeah, that's exactly what it feels like. Like when they if you have a canker sore? Yeah, and you put that shit in your mouth. Yeah, that's exactly what it feels like. Or when they numb you for a cavity. Yes. Mine's going away. A little bit.

I think I want more. I think I want more, too. I genuinely do. It just tastes so bad is the problem. Put the boom in. Yeah, just a little. I think boom is just flavor enhancer. Like a Mio.

I guarantee it's not. Can you just sniff it? I'm curious to know. Get the bag open. If someone has like a key or something to help me. What is boom? I can't feel anything in my mouth. This shit is crazy.

We need to add this to the wheel. Kava. We're a Kava show now. We should do a Kava race. Oh, God. Apparently. The grittiest show we have. Boom is, quote, one gram of the strongest kratom we've had yet.

What does kratom do to you? It's one gram of the strongest kratom they have. What does kratom do? It's like heroin. I still don't know. You took it. I still do. It takes so much shit that I don't know what's doing what.

When we were traveling, I forget where, the amount of little Kratom vials that fell out of your bag. Yeah. It's got to be something sharp. Boom is their strongest. Boom's the strongest. Kyle, how much is Kratom typically? Because that was $36.

What the fuck? For a gram. I pay the little vials, I pay, oh yeah, they're a lot. Well, I think they're like 20 a vial But that will last me a whole week Oh shit So I was gonna dump that whole Yeah

Yeah, that would be horrible Would I throw up? Maybe But I don't know what the I don't know what the strength is I want more I'm done I don't know what the strength is. I want more. I'm done.

Kratom produces stimulant effects with users. Yeah, no smaller dose. Increase alertness, physical energy, and talkativeness. At high doses, users experience sedative effects. So it goes the other way. Yeah. Just put your pinky in there and rub a little on your gums. Yeah, does that work? Yeah. I don't really know if I should do it, though.

That's nothing. This is the strongest kratom they have. It's boom. Is it going to numb my whole body? I'll pinky it if you pinky it. Do it. Do it. It looks like this is just drugs We're just doing drugs now Yeah

I'm not really a drug guy TJ Say TJ Yeah What? Kratom on YouTube I want to show him doing it If he wants to do it

But it's sold in stores What do you do? Do you snort it? I don't think so I think you gotta boof it It's a fine powder. Just boof it. Put it up your butt.

I'm just going to toss it all in my mouth. Not all of it, Sass. Dude. I took the whole thing. It's all gone. Yeah, I'm not going to do Kratom. All right. I don't need to be.

This has been a fucking great yak. Yeah, it's been fun. A twist and turns. All kinds of stuff. One Frank Fleming Instagram ad. Are you guys around on Friday? No. Yeah.

Yeah. Blabbing asked if he can meet with us after the show. No. I can't after the show. No. I can't after the show at my daughter's birthday party. Dressing up as Maui. Nice. What about before the show, like early? I haven't decided if I can come in yet or not.

I've got to figure that out. He wants to talk Chicago stuff with us. Oh. Yeah. I actually have a meeting for the next company party. What? Every department hosts the party. So that putt upstairs was a department

and now it's contents. Oh, yeah. Can you say the theme? By the way, you guys see that we have a Mincy update tomorrow at 11 a.m.? What is it? He said he's got an update. I think it's just going to be Wake Up Mints. You guys see that we have a Mincy update tomorrow at 11 a.m.? Yeah. Uh-uh. What is it?

He said he's got an update. I think it's just going to be Wake Up Mincy. Probably going to be Wake Up Mincy. He put out a barbecue review. I think I know. Yeah, what do you think it is? Oh, he's going to a competitor. Can't say.

I think he already accepted it. I think he announced it. He's going to a different company? Yeah, I thought he already. Did I miss? Well, it. He's going to a different company? Yeah, I thought he already... We'll see tomorrow, 11am. What are the chances he posted it at 11am? He's probably got it scheduled. Yeah.

There's no way he knows how to schedule a tweet. True. If he did that, he would schedule his... No, because he tweeted the Wake Out Mincy when it was deleted, but he still tweeted it out the link. I'm twisted right now. But then why wouldn't he schedule when he said Monday morning time to get back to work?

Why wouldn't he schedule that for like 730 in the morning? Yeah, you're right. He tweeted it like noon. I'm not thinking straight right now. Dude, I got my TV. Yeah. Came 50 right. You would tweet it at like noon. I'm not thinking straight right now. Dude, I got my TV. Yeah. Came 50 inch. Yeah.

If I got the 65 inch, I mean, that would have been the most insane thing of all time. Why? Because your room's not that big? Dude, it would have been the entire wall would have been the TV. That would have kind of rocked, though. Yeah, it would have. Did you do the measure tool on your iPhone, or did you just... I just got it. I was like, it'll fit 50. Yeah. It fits. Good size, though. Yeah, it would have. Did you do the measure tool on your iPhone? I just got it.

I was like, it'll fit 50. Yeah. It fits. Good size, too. Oh, yeah. Good for you. Kyle, how are you feeling, boss? I feel like shit for other reasons.

Is that your stomach that just made that noise? Your stomach? How did it hurt? My stomach. What a loud noise. What was that? It's my stomach. Okay. I'm going to get some tomato soup, I think.

Nice. Sounds great. Yeah. And grilled cheese. It's kind of cooler out today, so that's a good choice. Outback? Yeah. I'm going to go lay down and wash my mouth out.

Have another Capri Sun. The anecdote. A little pineapple. Pineapple actually has similar effects on the mouth if you have enough of it. Really? Why did they send pineapple? I don't know. It makes your mouth all tingly. Maybe swingers? Yeah. I would not be surprised

to find out this place is also tied to a very weird swinger community. Oh man, send back the pineapple. I did my background. The guy who owns this place is absolute wild card. I'm going to go. I'm on the yak.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. See you everyone tomorrow. Yak everyone. Yep. Yeah. We'll be right back. See you tomorrow.