The Yak - A New Pope is Announced LIVE on The Yak | The Yak 5-8-25

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

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It's our first invisible show. If only, Kate. What was that? Why'd they do that? What was that? Was that the new Pope sound of soccer ball? It's our first invisible show if only Kate If only brought to you by row back the yak rhob a CK calm promo code yak 20% off Q zip joggers hoodies Polos the works. Yeah, all of it. Yeah, I just anything to to add here? Rowback.com? Joggers? Yep, we already said that. Q-Zips. Well, Danny, hit them with the joke. How about 20% off your first purchase Titus? How about that? Yeah. Rowback.com. So those two aren't here. Yeah. Yeah, they're on Pope Watch. Are

they? But Pope is already... Do you think one of them is the boat could be oh? Maybe we got who we got they said who it is now. No well the white smoke is going yeah, but they haven't he hadn't walked out yet We don't know who it is. We think it's the Ghana guy right now. We think it's a Ghana guy I throw or p. No his odds just shot up the ball Right they do the peach pietro piet Pizzabola. I don't know. So all those people are sober? I doubt all of them are sober. There's no statistical way all of them are sober.

How do you, they sell tickets for this? Is it just, you just wanderin' by, you get to stand there? You just walk into Vatican City. Yeah, I have no idea. You can't, yeah. So all those people that are there waiting outside, how did they get there? They were just like, I'm just going to stand here and wait?

How many people were born in Vatican City? What do you call somebody that was born in Vatican City? A Catholic? No, but like... I was just trying to learn. That was good, Brandon. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, is it like New York New Year's where you just wait, first come first serve, and

if you're front of the line, you're front of the line? You're not Catholic? Yeah, is it like New York New Year's where you just wait first come first serve and if you're front of the line You're from you know Catholic. Yeah, I am but what are the never attended a live Pope inauguration You think people are wearing adult diapers there so they don't miss anything. I don't see a single porta potty in that I don't see a I don't see any sunglasses Depicting the year and it's mostly old people interested in this so they they gotta go. I think there's some young Guys just a soccer fan. I want to see somebody flash Whilers chick is there around a joint Inhaling a balloon But if you're like no way it's Liam holy shit

If you're just touristing there right now, you know you're just touristing way. It's Liam, holy shit. If you're just touristing there right now, you're just touristing like, oh, I'm visiting this place. And then you just happen to be walking by when they, oh, there goes the white smoke. Well, it's a stroke of luck. You don't think? Yeah, you think this would be if, so if you had a trip

plan for Rome slash Vatican City once, and it's this week, it's right now. You're probably pretty stoked. You're excited about this. Yeah, you hit the lottery, right? I don't think anybody's stumbling upon it. I week, it's right now. You're probably pretty stoked. You're excited about this. Yeah, you hit the lottery, right? I don't think anybody's stumbling upon this. I don't know, I would- Like, I'm visiting Vatican City, but I know nothing about

Yeah. Catholicism or whatever happens. I would like to- There might be some tourists here that are like- Might get in the way of sightseeing, though. You know, if they got a little more bang for their buck, you think this is the worst case scenario. I bet you there is no line for the Coliseum right now.

Yeah, I bet this is kind of like the Jam Boy Oh, what you can yeah, no. Oh, yeah, exactly right hope is attracting all of the tourists right so you can get What if you just wanted to walk around Vatican and now you're now you're screwed do anything Yeah, like if you book out of four months in advance, you know, you just got to stand there I don't know. Maybe that is better. I don't know. I just threw out an idea, you know, and we bandied it about for discussion, so. Are people allowed to gamble on this? No. I mean. Probably not. Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do something like that here. Thank you Adam Schefter. Uh-huh. I said this and Shay said, yeah, he broke it. No. Well, no, the white smoke. The church broke. That's the original Schefter, the white smoke. Yeah.

Well, no the white smoke that the church broke that's the original chef there the white smoke. Yeah Chef's nickname should be white smoke. That's cool to up meek Phil's tweet. That's how meek Phil found out. Okay, but he didn't okay There's a lot of different ways people are gonna find out che. I find out by Cody on mostly sports Right so you broke it on our show big deal Cody. I think you beat Adam Schefter too. It was before 11 1116 or whatever time Schefter. However Meek Phil finds things out is chapelease. That's the problem. Yeah, that's the majority of humans. Did you guys see that tweet that that like

alpha male dating account retweeted Meek Phil? Yeah. And it was very funny. There's like a lot of people mad at Ken. Ken Jack has a lot of power he does does Ken Jack's a Piece of fucking shit He's a he's a fucking asshole that just sits back and creates Photoshop's and he created I made Connor Griffin the jizz janitor

Yeah, but how does he how does he break through with these? mean it's it's funny and it's pretty like yeah Yes, he's he's got a talent for this Yeah, ah always finds a way to yeah men like this are used by women who strive for the strong independent I'm an archetype to make a statement. I am powerful men are beneath me. I cannot be owned Everyone expected a different type of guy. She specifically chose meek Phil you either get it or you don't Yeah, I don't What up hey, so he's not the Pope no no big cat not but me you're not the Pope big cat definitely It's we don't know yeah pizza Bala still could be KB

Yeah, I guess KB still wait. Where is Kyle? He said he's at the dentist. Oh Ireland Is there an Irish guy in the running? I feel like KB goes to the dentist like every six months. Are his teeth falling out? No, he just really really really hyper fixates on every bit of his body. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm, so we don't know who the Pope is, but they're gonna reveal it right now We don't know about right now, but soon. Yeah, I mean he's gonna walk out right? What an electric He walked into the window. Is this the biggest pop ever. We're waiting for Schefter to tell my god Chef he's gotta tell us. Oh my god, Brandon. It's Dean Ambrose That would be so sick hits. He gets caught blading before he walks out there. That is how they announced it right is

He just walks out. Yeah, that's pretty pretty cool he should have entrance music though yeah yes some laser beams would be matches the pope had the undertaker's entrance oh really cool oh and it was the it was the pope that died he sits up out of the coffin oh that would be awesome how nuts do you think they would go if somebody dressed like perfectly like Jesus stepped into the window so Jerry Jerry in the cave thinks this will be Jesus. This is the sign of hope dying on Easter. Oh what is their movement? Is this live? Dumb question. Yeah I think they're just happy they're on TV. Okay was there someone's got a long-ass arm right someone's got a yeah, she had like a robo extender arms. She put them

down though. So it's not really do we know. See, we won't even know when the guy comes out. We're not going to know who it is. Yeah, right. Yeah. Who's that guy? I don't even know. It's an old guy. I've been on the pizza ball of train. I don't even know what he looks like. Nick was just making sure he was white. That's what Nick said. What? Hey, I want the Ghana guy. I think that'd be cool. Oh Zah is gonna fucking lose it. We get reaction cams ah So I'm sorry about arsenal you guys stink

I was really mad. He was threatening to smash phones. Yeah, what happened I? Mean it it's the one thing that means the world to me and that's the one thing that people are trying to poke at So who was poking you'll get a reaction. I don't even know I just lost my head So would you rather give up looking at arsenal games watching arsenal games or looking at women? Looking at women. Oh my god Okay quick Just looking at women like this just would you rather cut out soccer or women women

Tough to tough to watch tough to watch the most Podcasts is a major major game Did you watch the whole game in the studio I know I started in the cave and then they they started asking me what the offside rule was That's just some classic shit second or third time I'm out yeah coming back yeah, ah Yeah, that's suck for you, Zara. I apologize. Yeah, it happens. It's been happening for the last 20 years So yeah, kind of used to it. By the way, we got some Marlins coming in for the gauntlets.

Oh, hell yeah. We're adding to our baseball list. Should we pull out a separate baseball list? Just try to attract as many baseball players as possible? Yeah, we should probably get a graphic with all of our baseball. Running baseball list? Because that's definitely the biggest sport we've got.

Yeah. I think there's a lot of them. A lot of Marlins coming in? Yeah, and they're not the most recognizable team. No. But our guy, Kyle Sowers, who was here last year, will be here. He was on the Orioles last year.

I think he just hit a walk off Grand Slam. Yeah. Hell yeah. Off Mason Miller? Oh. I think. Am I making that up? I'm not even making that up. No, I think off Mason Miller. Look. I think, am I making that up? I'm not even making that up.

No, I think off Mason Miller. Look at you knowing ball. Yeah, it's awesome. I don't know that. That's so sick. Somebody hit a walk off grand slam off. I'm fucking jealous of your ball knowledge. Yeah, yeah, well, you know how I do.

Is Lucas alive? I haven't seen him. Can we break this hit down? Yeah, let's get Lucas in here, Chay. I wanna see if he's alive because there was uh There was some moments last night where I was like this does feel Like it's going in a bad direction. Kadek did hit him hard. Yeah He did I think he hit him at 80% of what Kadek is capable of. Yeah, you could tell Lucas

Reaction after it. Yeah, he was so mad. Well, none of his body landed on the mat. Not a single, not a toe. But he said he has a concussion. His head never hit anything. Also, he said he had a concussion way too fast. Yeah. He should have hampered up a little bit on the ground. He's walking fine. Like he got right up. Yeah. Wait, go back because he said he called him an asshole before he even like hit the ground Like that was Katie did his job. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Tremendous pussy if Katie went easy on you the chat would have hated both of you. Yeah. Yeah, you look like a pussy How do you feel?

By man before Because this is why he's concussed what uh, so Who called you? I've been smashed by a man before. Why don't you go around? Go around, dude. Go around. Concuss. This is why. Oh, he's concussed. So who called you a pussy online? Everyone. Well, it's, I feel like. Oh, wow.

Would you rather it be that? That's not real. That looks real. It's not real. That's the way you pop your leg before you kiss. That's not real. That's how you know the one. Smashed Imagine moments.

So wait, were there actual NFL players calling you a pussy? Well, Derell Rivas laughed at the reel on Instagram. That was hilarious. No, but everyone's like, you're such a pussy. You're like, I could take that. Great. We'll just do a bar slot at the dark where K dark work Katie just does an Oklahoma drill that's actually a great idea crazy like yes I maybe overreacted a little bit to when I got up and I

called him a bitch and an asshole and a prick how'd you know a concussion so fast what why'd you go to concussion so fast well because I thought it was gonna happen the whole time your head didn't hit anything and you said you're an asshole before you're like even like land I know yeah, and like you did it on a mat You're fine. I didn't land on the mat the mat was there. Yes. That's why he's Like you knew he was going to do that like any part of you think you were gonna maybe win you are going to maybe win. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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Luis Antonio. Was one of those guys that got it? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. These guys. This is pretty crazy to have this live on the Yak. Oh my God.

And they're happy, they've done a good job. Do you think they were watching the Yak before they came out? Probably. I don't think so, they were waiting for the Yak. I got the spoilers. Oh, they're happy. They've they've done a good job. Do you think they were watching the yak before they came out? Probably they were waiting for the yak. I got the spoilers. Oh It's p.h. row isn't it's gotta be Bite your tongue TJ. I let this group made me feel crippling. That's a good flag. This is pretty cool How do you have the spoiler to this thing so electric if it was the Ghana guy? And the best thing is this guy is going to change the Catholic Church.

Uh huh. Oh look at that little guy with the hood on. What's he up to? A hoodle. Is that Bam Margera? Is that Devlin? Oh man, where were you? Great spot on the pole there. I was right here beside you. Yeah. Oh man, where were you?

Great spot on the pole. I was right here beside you. What if people don't like who it is and they start to turn and then they're flipping cars? What if he gets booed? I think they're going to like him better. Oh, I love that camcorder. Old school. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I see that guy over there. What are they chanting? One mixtape? Let's do it. Yeah. I know. Come on. All right. Now are they just building suspense at this point? Comes out throwing t-shirts. Cue up the bulls intro song. I really wish the chat wasn't disabled for this. It would be very funny to see what a pope chat's like.

Yeah. Well, we saw it on mostly. It was a lot of Ws in the chat. W? Yeah. OK. When the smoke hit. What type of pop would be a letdown?

Like, is it possible that, like, the fans don't love us? Well, an absence of a pop would be a letdown. Ugly Pope would suck. I want a girl pope. Girl pope. Oh don't even. Pretty mad. What about like busty girl pope? Yeah big titty girl pope. I want this guy to like Willy Wonka walk out real slow. Yeah. And do the roll. And descend. Float down. Come on on they should do something with the zip line so Lucas how you feeling my back hurts a little bit I don't know if that's related to the hit or not what what was what what times you go to I honestly I have no idea I think it was four and a half hours oh my god you're holding one that fast no oh you pissed yourself. Yeah

What was your favorite challenge? My favorite was the pf Chang's? Blind taste mine wasn't that bad No, it wasn't it was just Photoshop. Yeah in the flower a lot of yeah a lot of flower I said a lot of I was excited for the pf Chang's that was the only one I knew about Jerry foot thing I'm just gonna pretend that never happened. Chang's. That was the only one I knew about. What was the Jerry foot thing? I'm just going to pretend that never happened. You had to feel a random guy's feet? Yeah. Didn't you kiss one of his toes?

No. That didn't happen. You licked one? No. Well, the one, the first guy, his last name was also Guido. Yeah. And he had a camel tattoo on his toe. He did. I don't get it.

A camel toe. I don't have one of those, but. He brought his brother, too. There were three Guidos. Yeah, they all lived by O'Hare. The three Guidos by O' his brother to there were three guidos. Yeah, they all live bio hair the three guidos Oh, I love that. Yeah, did you guys see the hockey brothers fighting the other day? No, yeah Awesome, the ones who never stood up from the yeah Came out afterwards that they were brothers, but it was two oiler fans fighting game one

Knights oilers and they just I like everyone's like I think they're brothers like actual like confirmed brothers And they were just having a brawl in the middle of the game sitting on look at this. Yeah This grown-ass brothers afterwards they both sat down again and like just enjoy yeah Like that's just such a funny thing to be like they do you think they like called their mom after and they're like it happened again We went to the game and we fought I told him I had the front seat on the way home All right, let's talk about Lucy Lucy's the obvious choice for the true nicotine pouch connoisseurs That's why they're the official nicotine pouch partner of Barstool Sports.

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Well, you also threw up from two beers. Two beers, Lucas? Well, I chugged them. You're leaving that part out. Two beers. I chugged them really fast. Two beers. It was the easiest throw up of my life.

It was just beer. It was great. Sometimes those, when it's, like, still cold and you, feels pretty good. Yeah, I didn't feel bad at all after that and then I throw up again. You're like the anti-Deutsch. Yeah, I can't drink beers fast and I hate beer actually.

Oh. Yeah, he's an Appletini guy. Well, you're not a guy's guy. Apparently not. Or a guy. That's been established a long time ago. Hot Chip is the worst thing ever. Okay.

It's bad. Was the fake pregnancy thing bad? Honestly, no. It's bad was the was the fake pregnancy thing bad Honestly, no it was more like it was uncomfortable more than anything, but it like yeah It didn't hurt did getting hitting the balls hurt worse than the pregnancy thing what's that on your yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? What's on your head spaghetti sauce why why? When we did the like the mini golf hole-in-one the loser got like spaghetti sauce poured on them And so tape because I missed a putt that was the messed-up part It was like I give everyone a million hours to do these challenges, but I got one attempt and then I got the punishment

So you'd rather stay a million hours. Yeah, no. Yeah, you look ridiculous in that picture. Yeah, it's bad I think I'm still smelling pasta sauce and the fart box is bad Oh, yeah, but eventually it used to I just didn't know how to breathe I wasn't sure if I should go in through my mouth and ingest the poop smell I was laughing at that cuz Tate was just like you had just been Tortured and everything laxative beers you sat in the poop box for a few minutes Then Tate was just like we have a big time issue I smell poop. Yeah, it's like I can't eat and then and then after when he poured the sauce on my head He's like dude. You're an asshole. You got sauce on my shoes

Now is there is there a mutual level of respect you and Tate have with one another No, okay, do you like Tate No, okay, as you like tate? No, okay, you learn any lessons last night Everyone's a big fucking baby Because everyone has to say yes before they do the challenge you got up off that hit and saying concussion and Okay, a lot of also With a guy who's in the college football playoff? Like no like four months ago. We also wouldn't torture our fellow workers

We do that Yeah, do that often on the show. I have a question. When are you going to Wuhan? I'm not going to one It's a day. It is Oh Tate's going to yeah Halloween weekend. Nick and KB got him a one-way ticket to a round trip Oh, it's round weekend in Wuhan Halloween weekend in Wuhan. It's brutal. Yeah, I was glad I didn't have to do that I'd lucked out how to take it that So we were supposed to do acupuncture. Mm-hmm and every question Lucas got wrong was a needle in his face Okay, she got here and she was she said no We gave her the full rundown we're completely honest they agreed

Then said no when they got here. So then we had a pivot and so we pivoted to Wuhan After the full run down, we gave her the full run down where completely honestly they agreed, then said no when they got here. So then we had to pivot, so we pivoted to Wuhan. Yeah, great pivot. I think Wuhan's bigger than Chicago. It's gonna be sick. Yeah, he's gonna have a blast. Hopefully he'll be able to watch

the Ohio State Penn State game. He did have tickets for that, which is a bummer. But I think, like him tailgating in a Halloween costume for the Ohio State Penn State game in Wuhan. Yeah good vid Yeah, but there's some bars will be shown. I was actually talking mm-hmm. They need a producer there with him. Mm-hmm I don't have my passport I don't I don't think I can I have to get all the documents and it'd be a whole big thing Pretty simple you just know it'd be a it'd be a whole big thing. Don't you have one already coming to you? No

It's pretty simple TG we have an update on the Pope Pope. I just got spoiled again. They chose it already. He just hasn't walked I got spoiled don't know why why would you do that? How did you my time my tax so all the people in that crowd already know who's gonna step onto the balcony? Well now some are probably trying to be Unspoiled can I get can I give a hint? Oh? We will be Did celebrate sorry sorry

That's him yes, oh Pope I love him. Oh my God. I got he looks like the last one he pokes. No, he's American. What? You fucking did it. There's a guy. Nova grad. We gotta get him on On the yak right now Holy shit

Robert Francis Prevost Pope Leo did Something 14 Oh my god American Pope look They love him Two hand wave We need a fist star on the flag We have everything now. Oh my god

Whoa? Chicago Pope Chicago If the Bears don't go now, oh my god, we got to get on Chicago Pope gear on the Print the shirts. Oh my god We got him and Dana beers in the same fucking fucking week. The Bears are God's team now. Yeah. Yes. Oh, this could be a sign.

Wow. We definitely used to rock in our lacquer jersey. Yeah, is there any photos of the Pope and a bear? TJ, please. I love these of Villanova grad too. I have cousins that went there. I basically know the Pope. I'm like six degrees from the Pope.

Still won't get you into heaven. Oh fuck. That's crazy. We got a fucking American Pope. Wow. Fuck our dicks. Go Pope. Everyone. Wow.

Holy shit. I never thought it would happen. Oh my god. He's going to go to the... Chicago Pope. He's going to go to UFC fights. Yeah. He's probably going to be in the bleachers. The bleachers are wriggling. Yeah.

Holy shit. And I'll say it, aesthetically, not bad. He looks like a Pope. He looks like a Pope. G fights. Yeah. Probably gonna be in the bleachers. The bleachers are wriggling. Yeah. And I'll say it, aesthetically, not bad. He looks like a pope. He looks like a pope. He's very, he's like out of the pope hole. He's gonna start. Did he have a breakdown of the votes?

What a fucking win. He's gotta start a fuck the Packers chant right now. I want him waving the green flag at the Indy 500. I want it to be like the draft videos when they put on their new team's hat in the mirror. He's probably's probably eating corn dogs. Oh, he's supposed to have the first pope to have corn dog What's his name Robert? Pope Bob Pope Bob from Chicago. Oh my god. Does he have a Chicago accent? Robert da Pope

Titus tweeted Wait, he's proven to wait are we gonna wait? Are we gonna let Peru take this or no do we fuck this up? Oh? Where's he born he went to Peru is a born in Chicago? Yeah? Yeah, it's a work in Peru He was here in the 60s born in Chicago Okay, no Nova Do you heard I said Lucas to Pope That's funny get it no

What a fucking monster Wow hell yes Dude we rock yeah, yeah, I mean that's just a flex on the rest of the world you guys can't even get a pope We let him let's hear what he sounds so long Is he gonna speak in Roman or Latin? Fratelli, sorelle carissimi. Oh, I wanna hear the Chicago accent. Questo è il primo saluto del Cristo risorto. Il buon pastore che ha dato la vita per il gregge di Dio.

Anch'io vorrei che questo saluto di pace. He too would like this greeting of peace. Does that sound very American right now? That doesn't sound American. I don't know about this. Speak American, goddamn it. Speak American. Dude, give it to us. Give it to all the people.

Give us a parlay tonight. Come on. Peace. This ends up with Go Cubs go. Oh, he's going to throw the first pitch probably in a Cubs game. I ends up with go Cubs go. Oh he's gonna throw the first pitch probably in a Cubs game. Oh my god. I don't think he's gonna.

I don't think, yeah. He's gonna win the 50-50. Don't they, like the Pope, I mean I guess, it's like the Pope doesn't come to America that often. Not too too much, but. He's gonna, this one. He's got to. He's never.

If the Bears are good. Holy shit. Those guys are delighted. Look how pumped that guy is. What's his Pope name? Do we know? shit. Those guys are delighted. What's his Pope name? Leo the 14th. Tony. This is the peace of Christ the risen. A disarmed peace.

A disarmed, humble and persevering peace. It comes from God. God who loves us all. in a pace of this arm and the only way a person and the crazy Mike's proviene that you know we should see how can she am a to T ancora conserva mo ne nostri orecchi quella voce de bole ma sempre coraggiosa di Papa Francesco che benediva Roma All they fucking love Alright Wow Wow huge American Pope unbelievable Max is taking some credit said put your V's up Nova Pope He gets it yeah, yeah

I don't want to take this from anybody no no All America yeah, Zah's the only loser big L for Zah you who she fell for the old cross crossbar Your guy lost and then they also put him to work I brought thought we had it maybe next time but The streets I thought we had Literally got crossed up by the cross Yeah, good job, I think why are are you running like that? He's got nothing to do. Yeah.

His answer to why he's running like that is his back hurts. OK. You always want to run when your back hurts. Yeah, you got to run when your back hurts. Oh, man. What a moment. What a moment. What a fucking moment, man.

This is so awesome. We got to go out. We got to go to the bars. Everything. It literally changes everything everything daiquiris Round for the boys hell we can get the Pope on the yak, right? I Mean we got the West Virginia governor. Yeah, I

Think we get Kathy Mitchell. We go. Yeah good Josh on that Like the Pope is is he's definitely had like loom owls. Oh, yeah funny Wonder where the sausage listens to chief Keith Has the Pope ever seen White Sox Dave? Oh He's definitely a stoolie Holds across first

Pope oh my god, but just even if the Pope in front of him. Dude, the first stoolie pope? Oh my god. But just even if the pope has seen White Sox Dave in the wild walking around. I hope the pope is like someone, yeah, he's one of the commenters saying everyone cheats on the dozen. Yeah.

Oh, Saturdays are for the boys. I only watch pizza reviews. Saturdays are for the boys. Every day is for the boys for the pope. I only watch pizza reviews. Saturdays are for the boys. Every day is for the boys for the pope. Sunday's are for theirs. Pope's like, I don't like Barstool, but PMT. Yeah, he likes pizza reviews. Big pencil. Oh, you're saving small businesses. Is he going to speak English or are we? He's got to. Like he better. He better.

I'm sure all the popes have to speak the language. He's just doing the thing right now, but like, like we do the post-game press conference, he's gonna speak English, right? How mad is Italy right now? Yeah. What other countries, how many countries have had a pope? I mean, the last pope was our first South American pope,

right? And I know we had the one, the Nazi pope. Benedict. Was John Paul American? No last pope was our first South American pope right and I know we had the one the Nazi Pope Benedict John Paul American no first American definitely the first American oh can we pull that up TJ hopes of their been a lot I assume the majority there's been the 14th Leo yeah that's a good point all right so hundred more hopes by country our here put us on Light it up. I need you to refresh Italy to 17 five Italy really dominates this thing Syria Wow Oh Cuz it was the Byzantine Empire Empire Empire yeah Damn we've arrived boy. Oh my god get us on there. Oh

What a moment Oh blacks gotta be boys. Oh my god. Get us on there. Oh. What a moment. Oh, black's gotta be buzzing. Oh my god. And now, I mean, like, I don't, are we ever gonna give it up? Like, this pope will just get another American. A dynasty? Yes. Back to back.

We're already looking ahead to the repeat. the You get fucking locked in there. Post-conclave. You're locked in there for two weeks just with just you know voting over and over and then you come out. What a feeling. Did he have to make a case for himself or were other people making a case for him? And when I say think so I'm just basing it off the conclave move and call the movie. Yeah that's all I...

I feel like that's a position that if you want it you should be disqualified. Correct. So you have to be subtle about nudging people in your direction. Yeah. Was he even a favorite? I don't think so. I think this is a major upset. Yeah.

I think Pietro. He's got to be pissed. Oh, he's got to be so mad. He's still sitting in the conclave like Stefan Diggs. Yeah. Sitting by the chimney. Now, how quickly do we think Trump takes credit for it? Oh.

Oh, fuck it. Yeah. Guess what? He kind of deserves to take credit. How now how quickly do we think Trump takes credit for it? Oh Yeah, guess what he kind of deserves to take credit, I mean you never had a never had an American Pope now we do Yeah, that's kind of I take a victory lap. Yeah, nice win for for prez. Yeah What a moment. Holy shit You idiot Holy shit. Got him. Zah, you idiot. You're so dumb, Zah. Oh. All right, see you Brandon. It's an early payout, I recognize that. By the way, Mountain Dew, Summer in Chicago is heating up and we love hanging out with our buddies.

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Oh man. I sent you guys a private text with the corn dogs were a hit. Yeah. It's just a huge hit. I knew it was gonna be. I made the mistake of having the box in my car when I picked up my daughter from school

and she just saw it and was like, corn dogs. Corn dogs for dinner. And that was over as soon as that happened. The last thing before I put her to bed at night She just was like can you make sure that we have enough corn dogs for oh, it's a daily thing Yeah, she was like can you count and make sure that we get like we don't want to run out of corn dogs Are they many no they're the full the 24 pack of the big boys, and yeah, she was very nervous that we were gonna run out Yeah, it's a good. It's a good. It's good worry for a four-year-old to just be like yeah can you just double check not monsters under

the bed can you go recount the corn dog supply has to be filled at all times Stefan what's up baby think he was whistling today Stefan brother, how we doing my dude? All right, where do we go? Pope tough act to follow Kyle's is the dentist you think he knows no does somebody want to break it to him? We need to tell you all What if the villain Nova Pope Archie the Acona Pope? Archie yeah, that is a sports name Villanova sports name at that and he played on the bulls for a little how long into his career

Did you think his name was Archie the Acona? His first name was Archie. Yeah two years for me. Okay. It was that's how stupid I am KB. Where are you? Did you see the news With the Pope He's American Yeah, all right that was That was kind of it. We thought we'd get a little more pop out of that, but. Nah, yeah, no.

I'll express my excitement in person. OK, great. All right, bye. He doesn't sound excited. I think he's just coming from the dentist. It's not a top feeling. He likes going to the dentist. Loves the dentist.

Might be addicted. Che, you a big dentist guy, too. Oh, yeah Love the dentist wish I could go every week. You could theoretically insurance I mean If you got super rich would you just go to the dentist all the time I Would love that. Yeah, maybe what why don't you I'll pay for it go to the dentist every single week you will It's gonna get expensive. How expensive? A checkup? A teeth cleaning?

I mean, that's insane to say you want to go to the dentist every single week. How much a teeth cleaning costs if you don't have insurance? It's not a spa day. Why do you love going to the dentist? Your teeth feel great afterwards. But I get not hating the dentist. Like, I get that. That's about as... I'm very indifferent on the dentist. I hate it.

Oh, I hate it. I'm indifferent as well. Can't you just buy the little swirler that they put in your mouth to put the floor? Can't you just buy that shit and do it yourself? Extensive medical they've gone through school and training. I was in school to be a dental hygienist really what we had to take yes That's what what when I got hired here. That's what I was doing at Delco community. Oh, thank God we Are gonna be a dental hygienist when I say saved you I mean save the people Sorry, sorry We saved you know you're gonna be a dental hygienist when I say saved you I mean save the people sorry sorry It's all right. All right. I thought I would be like the funny hygienist

You don't want them to like laugh you're in their mouth I would get the laughs out of the way first and then be like all right now wait So how much of dental hygienist school did you do I was only in my first year, and I was failing chemistry. Oh What they make you take like real science stuff? Yeah? Yeah, I hope did you ever were you ever fingers in a real mouth? No, I never made it that far well at least not thanks to Barstool God save, but I was like how many mouths were you in none. I mean not not a Yeah Were there any dudes Were you in none? I mean not it not a high school. Yeah

Were there any dudes No, it was actually a pretty good mix. I think dental hygienists are the new flight attendants I was like struggling in life, and I was like what makes like 80k a year looking girls going there Oh, I think that's nurses. Yeah. Yeah nurses got it locked down dental hygienist and nurses are similar nurses, I feel like are hotter and they go through more shit, I think nurses are hotter than hygienists on I feel like it's always like a old crusty dentist dude, and then he's like Hygienists round bubbly hygienists don't a lot of nurses just pivot to dental hygienists if they realize like they might not be able to Get through nursing. I don't know. I feel like that's the thing. All I know is that what you did Danny? That's a very specific question. Yeah, I just know like two who have done that

Because it's like requires the same course. Are they good? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh nice Sounds like one of them's not are there any hot? The way he said yeah was that was a one it's very oddly specific. Yeah, no one of the two is hot Yeah, is there a hot dentist out there? Yes. Oh, yeah, dude big time my dentist in Yeah, the hot dentist Brooklyn was hot. Yeah hot dentist. No he was Oh, oh god guy. Oh, I can't say guy. I think I didn't think about my doctor. He's a good-looking guy I think dentists have like a crazy high depression rate why they're like one of the most like they make bank take some last train Train conductors are always killing themselves really yeah

Boredom why would it? No? No? I think I think they a lot of people kill themselves in front of trains Oh, they can't do anything about it, and they just have a front row seat. Damn. Oh, that is pretty grim. Yeah. Dentists, I don't know why. Yeah, dentists, I feel like, have a great life. They just clean teeth. Especially if you're a dentist who's got his own practice, you just show up twice a week.

I think they have a chip on their shoulder. You're hanging out in the mouth all day, though. Not in a good way. They want to be respected as doctors. Not a good way. Yeah, there's some gross mouth. I mean, mouths. Yeah, mouths are I mean mouths. Yeah mouths are kind of tough. All right. You're right literally Yeah, yeah, we got him. Yeah, that's one of their functions mm-hmm. I recently saw a very attractive woman in a wheelchair oh My god great

They make those now Why I Believe Ken Jennings has a tweet about that as well. He was shocked when he saw that really yeah, how hot Jay Very hot like a ten wow Hey, I don't want to say this It's a compliment. I know but You could be a perfect ten You think you gotta knock down a couple you have to take down?

How many does it take away you can't be you yeah, I guess too It's like saying a perfect ten guy who's five six you can't be Most wheelchair people are I'll tell us Ronaldo like six feet. Yeah Oh messy Right you can't be a certain limitations. What's okay is Tom Cruise would be no Now Tom Cruise but young Tom no Tom Cruise is a hunk, but he sure Cruz was it was a 10 wasn't he no he was a 9 out of 10 He's too short. I think he was a 10, but I can't be too short or too tall or being a wheelchair But if he was in a wheelchair he could have gotten up to 10. Yeah, Top Gun Tom Cruise was a 10. Yes

He's so short. I did Top Gun Tom Cruise was 10. We're being crazy for I'm saying though You're thinking of it on a movie screen if a Tom Cruise top gun Tom Cruise walked in You'd be like damn that guy's attractive but a little short like he's fucking every bitch in the room Are you saying he's a 10? He's a guy who's a 10, but since he's short, I think he's Bitch in the room because he's Tom Cruise the exception that proves the rule 10 out of 10 is for 10 out of 10 can't be Anything between like, it has to be like 6-1 or 6-4. 10 means perfect. We're off, we're off, we're off.

We need to get back to wheelchair 10. Yeah, there's Ken Jennings. Hot person in a wheelchair. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. That's a wild tweet. Come on, Ken. Ken's wild for that.

He has a few of them like that. Yeah, I uh Like a child in a wheelchair would be sadder Not to Ken okay? Yakkers are extremely attractive. Yeah, I think it's a nine out of ten I don't think this is something that a wheelchair like a wheelchair bound person would disagree with They'd be like would if you were given the chance, would you rather not be in the wheelchair? Wait, what was that tweet? He didn't publicly...

I never did a public vlogging thing for this but I did apologize personally to angry hurt people who reached out personally. It was a joke sewn up that it meant something very different in my head and I regret the ablest plain reading of it. That was very... His wording confused me there. I think he's a smart guy. He put it off the wheels.

Also I hope he didn't apologize to any ugly people in wheelchairs Yeah, he wasn't talking about Wasn't talking about I'm not talking about yeah, let me see a picture if somebody rolled up It's like hey that offended me. He's like it shouldn't have yeah You had nothing to do with I didn't I said nothing about How hot person in a wheelchair is fighting? He's pretty Twitter. It's pretty and again, this is not against I'm being select 10 out of 10 is perfect Yeah, you have to be selective

Like you can't have a 10 out of 10 bald guy Yes, you can't have a 10 out of 10 bald guy Yes, you can There's there's bald black man who are tens, oh yeah black or bald but They choose to go bald yeah, they're bald men who are 10 takes yeah, yeah, absolutely Jason safe them no no Short who's a who's a T digs was a who said how short is Tom digs? Five seven, but Tom Cruise also has an ick factor always like I know he didn't then no I'm saying 90s Kate would not have hooked up with yeah, Kate you fuck you. Yes

You fucked up with you. What you procreated with the. I agree with her because he's like to like put together. Yeah Tell me in 1997 she wouldn't fuck Tom Cruise. No Adam. Nope Not interested. Oh my word guys. That's a ten. I don't care if he's a little short not fun But you Brandon you're being you're being blinded by the fact that he's Tom Cruise No, that was a guy that walks a beautiful man. Yeah handsome, but not a ten I'm trying to think of a bald white guy that could be a ten. I don't think you have to be black Yeah, but bald bald black people are better looking than bald white. That's true. Oh Prince William. No Kelly Slater's hot well

Yeah, I think bald still knocks you like it's not you can be a not bad fucking guy He looked good. You could don't you think you'd look mad with hair imagine him with hair like 9.9. I'll say it but like who's that guy that was in swat? Yeah, gotta tell me that but baldness is a sign of testosterone Maybe he's gonna fall man. Maybe he's a very back in heat cana cana There was some SWAT. Yeah. You've got to tell me that. But baldness is a sign of testosterone, which means you have a con. KB, can a bald man be a 10? KB, can a 5'7 man be a 10 out of 10? No.

No, not at all. Right. Can a woman in a wheelchair be a 10 out of 10 or a man? Not at all. Not very close. Right. It's just how it is I saw a hot woman in a wheelchair he said she was a 10 out of 10 if she was able-bodied she maybe she was a 10 out of 10 you're projecting her I still I've

never seen close what the fuck you guys what do you mean you just said you wouldn't fuck Tom Cruise how is that wrong again? It's not about the wheelchair. It's about every like 10 out of 10 is perfection. We're saying a bald you can Ten in a wheelchair bald there are guys I bet in wheelchairs. I would totally bang. That's different than a 10-10 You're you your bar is like four out of ten. No not in 10. I don't know that you could bang them Kate Yeah, that's dangerous. She was very hot. Shout out to her.

Yeah, shout out to her. Shout out to her. Again, 9.9 is really good. You rarely see it. Very rarely see it. I don't even know if I've ever seen a 10 out of 10. It might not exist. Like, I think a guy missing a limb, like,

wouldn't bother me. That's, but you can't be like, he would be. Yeah, but you can't be like, that guy's perfect. Kate, he's missing an arm. Right. So why can he still move and groove? It's an imperfection. This is like, what was the name of the UCF player who got drafted who had a missing a hand?

Shaquille Griffin. Shaquille Griffin. And people were like, don't like, it's not right to talk about the fact that he's missing a hand. It's like, no, it like if you're drafting a player in the NFL you would prefer them to have two hands You're not saying you can't do it. Can he pick it had small hands and get you. Yeah with flat Oh my god, the Browns did a tiny. Oh my god to the Browns do what Brandon? I'm just really thinking about these topics. You've got my brain. You can be a ten with missing hand

I don't think so. Kyle, can you be a 10? That's not a 10 athlete. No, 10 out of 10. I think you can. No, no. Because 10 out of 10 means perfect. Yeah.

That's an imperfection. Look at this. I just say to make you feel better, no one in this room is above an 8. So, just we want to get ahead of that. Of course. I don't think we said anything offensive. Again, it's the 10 out of 10 is what we're talking about. We're scratching and clawing for a 7. Yeah

We're talking about perfection All right. What about like a missing toe? No if it's hidden 10 out of 10 is perfection, but then like if you have a mole well Alice Eve and what's that movie the Pittsburgh movie? Yes with the yes the with J.r show yeah she's out of my league she's out of my league she is very self-conscious because she has two webbed toes yep she's a ten out of ten nope yes she is okay okay I think I think it's visible I think visible you're gonna see the webbed toes yeah and you're not gonna care that makes her hotter though them titt Them titties. Sometimes their imperfections is what makes a woman.

That's right. Would you guys be with a 10 out of 10 if her breath always smelled like poop? Yes. No. Absolutely not. Who said yes? Like poop? No way, Brandon. Brandon, that is a crazy... A 10 out of 10 thing? With poop breath? A 10 out of 10? Every time you go to kiss her, you smell smell poop don't kiss her oh What's the point of having her? Yeah? What's the point of having her you can't smooch her? She just says something to you in the morning. You're like. Oh, that's poop. I think you like to taste the poop Here's some well you crave poop First steps of many it that's clear out 10

If I ever buy a Ferrari it's probably gonna be a Ferrari with a ding on it somewhere. So I why would you do that? I don't know because I'm not gonna be able to afford that. I'm never going to be able to write a 10 out of 10 for real. So I got to take the 10 out of 10 I can get a Ferrari that smells like poop inside. A poop breathed woman, a poop breathed 10 out of 10 is not a 10 out of 10. Her breath smells of dirt. She has to open her mouth before you buy it.

The rating is just overall, like not just I'm just saying the extra I think when you say 10 out of 10, it's perfect. Yeah, but what you're saying 10 out of 10 doesn't exist I thought it was just like it might not I said that I admitted that I don't know if I've ever seen a 10 out of 10 You're being too to perfectionist on your 10 Oh, I'm just respecting the score system a 9 out of 10 is not a slight 9 10 is in 10 out of 10 is unachievable if you're in if you're let's we're in the grocery store and a Drop dead gorgeous woman walks by and I say she's a 10 your your eyes tell you she's a 10 You don't then try to find imperfections a little tiny ones your fault for believing in yeah since of a 10

I'd be like nine nine Kate wouldn't fuck Tom crew yeah, that's crazy there. She goes. She'd fuck Tom on a cruise Yeah, she would I What I don't know sometimes y'all just poop breath one y'all just piss me the no the poop breath one pisses me a 10 out of 10 Dan hoop Right is what do you think I'm just thinking the poop things It's just made me think about last night when Tate got the fart spray out. Yeah, just goes this smells like poop Oh my god the fart spray this is fucked up, but Ten out ten, but her breast smells like poop surprised. I

Mean that's a it's a deal break. Thank you drops her to like a for poop breath dude literal poop breath You respect poop breath poop breath would be tough. That's crazy Have you ever been sitting next to someone with bad breath you like walk away every time it literally smells like shit every time she'll buy Tell me your example of a woman Who's a ten out of ten and then imagine her with poop breath imagine waking up next to her? Fucking her imagine all the things you do with her. What is your argument? It's fine

It doesn't care. I didn't say it would be fine. It smells like Just smell like shit. Yeah, I yeah be embarrassed to take her out and so bad dude I'm the one on the island here. Yeah Dream girl if she has Poop breath every time she talks it smells like shit. Yeah, that's great. That's crazy Brandon that's around you couldn't go to dinner with her. I would rather Other her be missing a leg than have poop breath. Yes Absolutely guys are just fucking fuckers. I need you to deal with poop breath for a day and see what your answer is

Do I get the 10 out of 10? Yeah I'll take my chances All right You're a 10 out of 10 watching will fly you out you'll chew on turd before the show Yeah, you have to go out Brandon Brandon think about this think about think about it's smelling like you're not convincing me I don't know what you're looking at me think about smelling like shit right smells like shit I know it's shit. Yeah, like soupy on a plane. Just hear where you want to put it But it's poop She's saying there's where you want to put it. I couldn't get hard if I smelled

You're gonna puke. No! You're going to puke on her. No way! No way, Brad. No way. Wait, do we still have the fart spray? No. Let's pull up a hot woman. You look at, you smell and look at her

and try to get hard. And you gotta get hard, yeah. No, I'm not going to get hard on, no. I wore bad erection shorts. I don't, no. Walk that walk, Walker. No. If, Brandon, this isn't that bad. I'm the only one just I'm the only one being real No, and I hope everybody respects it Brandon Walker's fucking real these motherfuckers. Oh pooper. I don't want them titties

They are your guy who gets like nauseous very easily too right not at all You seem like a queasy man. Why? You are a queasy man. What does that get queasy? Every time you go outside and have to throw up for hours and hours. That is a different sensation than queasy ass. Yeah, what if...

And everybody knows that. What about a woman that emanates light, like sunlight? What? Oh God, I wouldn't be able to touch her. She's a 10 out of 10, but like... Emanates. But like, get close. She's bright and hot. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to touch her. She's a 10 out of 10, but like... Emanates. But like, she's bright and hot. Yeah.

Yeah, I'd probably... I don't know why, but your bad erection shorts made me think of the funniest clip I saw yesterday. Do you guys know who Charleston White is? Yeah, of course. Yeah, you guys see this clip? I sent it to you, TJ. He hates everybody. So fucking funny.

Yeah, he's got some... He was doing an interview and the question was, how do you humble yourself? He's got the best delivery in the game. Yeah. And the answer is, maybe the greatest answer I've ever heard to how do you humble yourself. Because you'd think most people like Gary Vee would be like,

oh, I just grind set mentality. I gotta work even more, 28 hours a day. Gotta remember where he came from, all that stuff. This is not what oh no How do you stay humble and grounded in the truth even with all the attention you get? Oh sometime I go to the strip club with sweatpants on and no draws and get a lap dance and calm and walk up out of a feeling horrible and it humbles you I feel horrible and it humbles you. Man, they can't have no bed in the comforter, man. No drawers on that hard dick.

You be in the car, motherfuckin' calm, be stuck till your thigh cold. Be sitting there feeling funny. Yeah, yeah, a nigga be humble in the motherfuckers with no drawers on with that deflated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's how I humble myself. I go to a strip club with that mask on but don't nobody know me and give me a lap dance

With them sweatpants and no drawers on and that'd be my little secret and I walk up out of a humble in the mother for some sticky thighs Who's this guy? No, what do we have like a guest on oh my god? Oh? My god, oh she's Do y'all know where Pardma type is? No Shay was that about it? Yeah, Shay is that an accurate representation? Yes, similar. Do you have a execution on the same?

What do you mean Steve she does have the poop breath I Was for the record I'm pro hot woman wheelchair. Oh, so am I I'm not my god. Yes We're not saying you can be hot in a wheelchair right the biggest difference between Kate and the woman you saw When I saw she's blonde in the airport. She was a little bit older to she's maybe like 35 40. I guess shit. That's my age Yeah, I mean she looks good Yeah It's like the end of Greece she can Jennings wasn't talking about you Kate That's my age It's like the end of Greece Jennings wasn't talking about you Kate It was Jennings talking about oh he has a good tweet from 24th. Yeah now I know yeah

and we were joking that like if like he he said he apologized in private to people and if Like ugly people in wheelchair were like apologize to me, it would've been funny if he was like, I wasn't talking about you. Yeah, why did you not? I never brought you up for a second. I wasn't talking about your ass. Just so you know, that was not what Joe was. You'd be ugly if you could stand.

Yeah. The Wheelchair is not the deciding factor. No. What's up, Brandon? Nothing. What? You, Brandon? Nothing. What? You're responding to Nicky Smokesman? I'm asking him about the poop breath.

OK. Why would he be an expert? He's the what? His bar is so low. He's like the last person. You need to find someone who's super picky, like a Malisek. Right. I know what he's going to say. He's gonna probably bring up doggy style

I'm now a sec is the answer because he's like he's an impossible standard smokes is like I'd fuck her But I wouldn't like it. Yeah, yeah, but like I still do it. Yeah, cuz I'd have to I probably Even it out. Yeah, do I have to kiss her when I'm fucking her? What is your question though? What is your argument? That I'm willing to put up with the poop breath to get ready. It's like it like as with us a partner Yeah, or you just fucking or what's like a sexual partner? Is this a one-night stand like y'all didn't differentiate eternal partner? I felt like it was a partner. Yeah, I was that's crazy Cuz it was one time. A one night stand. Yeah. You just pinch your nose.

Yeah. Yeah. You just just go like this. So you put the put the gauze up your nose. Come in with Rex Becks and gauze up your nose. Let's do this thing. Plug in your nose as you walk in a moment. Oh, man. Brandon smokes. Yeah. Wow. I don't know. What does take me? You're not real at all. Yeah, but the chat's always with 10 of 10

women. Yeah. I guess this is the honesty test. Me and 25% passed. Shout out to you boys. You can ask Smokes, did you text him? No, I tweeted at him. Oh, he's up there. Yeah. Oh, he's working hard though. Smokes! I don't want to bother him.

Stand over the edge. Jump. Ask him the question. Does this mic work? Yeah. Hey, Smokes. Could you be with a 10 out of 10 woman if she had poop breath? All the time she has poop breath.

All the time? 100% of the time she has poop breath, but she is a 10 of 10. No. Oh! Wow. Brandon, you are the horniest in the office. Brandon, you are too horny Yeah

Yes, thank you smoke us an eight with good breath. Yeah Thank you, sir. Who did? Tatek Tatek Tatek goes ten for ten All right, Tatex on my side. Okay. Well, do you feel good about that? Can't. No, cannot. Yeah. I don't really know why I did ask Nicky Smokes, because I wouldn't have been satisfied with

him on my side. Yeah, right. You kind of were boxing yourself in. Bad situation. Well, he got back there quickly. He did. Lounge in. Huh. Bad situation Wow he got back there quickly he did lounging

Huh, oh Malsec Malsec What oh yeah, no we're on the yak that's separate yeah If if I were to produce a 10 out of 10 woman, perfect woman or man for you, yeah, like perfect, likes everything you like, you love her, everything, but she constantly has poop breath. Could you be with her? Every time she opens her mouth, it smells like poop. No, out. Okay. Thank you.

Bye. But he's out on everything. But a 10 out of 10 and like, he's so everything but yeah, but a 10 out of 10 and and and like He's so particular you'd think the 10 out of 10 would overrule, but if you said she's a 10 out of 10 But she's a VC you fan. He'd be like out Well, that's kind of similar to poop, bro Well, yeah, man, I'm just horny Well, yeah, man, I'm just horny your horn like we're like very

Recognize opportunity when I see it just buying distress. I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting a 10 out of 10 at a bargain price Yeah, but would you would you try to get her to keep her mouth shut at all time? Yeah? Oh hell, you know her no talk to me nose her nose exhale stinks like yeah. Oh, that's not yeah No, you saw breath smells like we said all breath smells like poop breath You can't smell that dude She'll come back from lunch with her friends and tell a story and the whole house will smell like oh like actual talk She just starts talking she starts you know how women be oh my god Gavin. Oh my god talk about a man Oh, and it's just like it's just coming and it's just getting to every corner of your house Brandon That would make the hypothetically even better that you're the only one who can smell the poop breath

So everyone else thinks she's just like the best woman That's better that's better Yeah, because I would be embarrassed to go out and speak correct my girls her breath smells like pure shit Yeah, like I would hope you guys would say something yes It would be awkward conversation, but I have farts smell like freshly baked funnel cake. My women are not allowed to fart. Cork them. I do.

Plug them up. With what? Huh? Nothing. Actually, I'm thinking about it, like if I ever, God forbid, were wheelchair-bound, I think I would want a wooden seat, so my farts were funnier.

Oh, vibrate. Yeah. I do. I wonder if you can request that you'd give up come Worst thing in your life what you're sitting on a wooden seat. I don't think you can feel it You don't know when and when you're like. I don't know do you feel your ass. I think That's a very good Haw. Could Hawking fart? Definitely. Yeah, but he probably didn't know.

Yeah. He probably blamed everybody else. But he could scare yourself? That would be funny as fuck. Yeah, I did not. If you want to make a fart noise, could he do it with his ass, or you have to push a button on his?

Yeah. P-F-F-F-F-F-T. Just a fucking loud fart on wood, is it the worst possible time? Would be so funny. Church pew is some of the best Ever fart on a good bench The Pope ran on the new pope we're gonna put every every church is gonna have wood benches. Yeah, listen to this boys Go back to the old day. I feel like the conclave like when you get to day 10

Like you probably get a little loopy in the fart jokes land Yeah, we should get a fart for fart eliminator just a wooden chair in here. Yeah with a microphone on it. Yeah An acoustic fart chair. Yeah, perfect. Yeah Steel drum Oh That's good. You want to do aura frames, Brandon? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do aura frames.

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and picking all the best ones to make it look like we're a perfect family. Well, you are. Yeah. Yeah. According to the Warframe, we are. Let's get one today. I think I'm going to do family pictures this year.

Do you think? You can't do the same color, right? What do you mean? Like everyone dressing in white. That's serial killer. Oh, yeah. You could. You're going to like a. They into like a there your pictures I understand but like I I feel like I judge people when I show up to their house and it's like everyone

are you going to like a studio you're going to a field somewhere in the neighborhood if you do it in your neighborhood I think it's fine when you when you fly to the beach and your family all brings the same white uniform that that's gets a little cold I don't That gets a little cult-y. I don't know. Feels a little... Because I don't like family picture. I don't like doing the photo shoot, but it also is one of those things like,

hey, in 20 years, this would be something you'd want. So I'm gonna suck it up, you know what I mean? The only time my whole family, like my parents, my brother, his kids, and I would, we all arranged it and got the matching outfits and on the beach, and it was a whole big thing big thing and it was expensive and then a few months later I got divorced and so it was awkward because my ex was in all the photos. Did you guys do that growing up? I wasn't a family picture family. Oh

Yeah around like Christmas time on as long as everyone was like already dressed up I like you like we do like all let's snap a picture on on like Like vacation, but like not like the actual photo Yeah, Easter the mom would make us all dress up, but it wouldn't be like it was almost just the kids Oh, yeah the bars out we ever you ever go to a house for like the only art on their walls is canvases of them And professional right that's weird all I've never had them done Fashion oh, yeah, it's a different and like everyone's wearing white linen on a beach. Yeah. Yeah, did you have to wear orange to match your dad? Yeah, those are I don't know I think you just kind of are one of those families are not yeah

Yeah, not and I guess I'm trending towards but if we don't dress the same That's you do a pregnancy photo shoots when no yeah, are you doing it do that? There we got one lined up. Yeah, I kind of wish I had Okay, oh, it's facility. I can't bring myself to that'll be sick if you palmed her yeah Did you have the photographer in the hospital? That's you should do that Because that's good like the like when the two-day-old baby when the lecture yeah when you're finally falling asleep for the first time and then that lady comes in and yeah you don't realize it costs money so you're like sure you can take pictures of my

baby have office only do it what are you doing in the delivery room? We got anything on the Marlins what we got on the mall, let's learn we've got I got three hundred fifteen thousand dollars on the Marlins All right, so we have I need these big Fortes Liam Hicks old catchers Dane Myers centerfield Kyle Stowers Anthony Veneziano, uh-huh Tyler Phillips and Graham Polly. I know all those guys. All right, let's break this up So wait, I'm on Venezuela right now Polly yeah, that Mervis is a guy we know he's not coming. Oh, Calvin Foster is coming in as well.

All right, so. Jay, put her on the sheet. I'm going to assign. I'm going to assign. I'm going to assign. Nick Fortes Kate, Liam Hicks Titus. Liam Hicks. Dane Myers.

Say Kyle. Paulie has a lovely smile. Dane Myers, Kyle. I can take Kyle Stowers. I got the catcher. Go ahead. Anthony Venizzano. You got Anthony Venizzano?

Tyler Phillips, pitcher Nick. Cool. Graham Pauley, third base. And Calvin Foster, closer Steven. So wait, I have Venizzano? I have Venizzano. You have Tyler Phillips. OK.

He's a pitcher. So I have a left-handed pitcher. All right. I have Kyle Stowers. Are you university of Mississippi guy or Mississippi State? Did you really ask that question? It's potato potato in my world. Well really that was crazy. That's that's pretty that's like This guy just met him this guy is University of Mississippi Mississippi what I can't believe that you're so you're Mississippi State yeah who's your guy University of Mississippi that's what old missus oh Nick Foles oh Kyle Sowers was the, he's Stanford.

He's smart, smart as fuck. Yes, he was on the Orioles last year. Yeah, he came in. Yeah. Okay, I got... Kyle, my guy's from Lumberton. What you got about Lumberton? Let me look it up.

Dave just called me. It's gotta be the Dozen, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Did you pick up? I fucking missed it. Oh, fuck. Oh, no.

Oh, no, Kyle. Mine's from Hackettstown, New Jersey. His junior season at Ole Miss. Uh-huh He made out with a dude My guy has a son named Frank Oh Cute little baby. What we did we've assigned guys. Yeah, you have my I don't remember And you know he's gonna be here was this guy?

We got to all hit them with like one fact Kyle was Dane Myers Dane Myers Teams they play on before they get to the okay, Washington Township wait, that's There's a lot of that close to Illinois, right? No, that's Pennsylvania Brandon Hackett's town is where the Mars factory is. Uh huh, uh huh. Washington Township? Yeah. Has James Green maybe?

Kyle Sowers went oppo on that Grand Slam. That was sick. Fuck, Titus is taking notes on the big pencil. He's going to have more stuff than us. Oh my god, Titus is being hilarious right now. He's so funny. Kyle Sowers is having a is being hilarious right now. He's so funny Kyle Sowers is having a fucking awesome year right now Okay, sitting 300 guys very private. They're in Chicago for like a week. Y'all stuck me with a middle reliever But he's got the M&M factor. Oh, that's huge one of my friend's dad or parents worked at the Mars factory He always brought a bunch of Mars stuff to college with oh, that's Did any of you guys have boys who have like kids siblings

Say this again Certainly I was one Brandon my daughter my sister was born. I was 16 you still have you have a boy now who has a Sibble no, but he was that person. I'm talking about now. Oh, now, now. All my boys have older siblings. Wait, what? How would we, how would we? You're 30, right? 30 siblings?

It's like I just, it passed me, like not even in college. Wait, so are you, I'm trying to understand this. Are you mad at your parents for not getting a kid sibling for you? No, it's just like at one point you stop having boys who have siblings in school. True.

When I was 30, my sister would have been 14. Would that have counted? Yeah. Absolutely. 14? Yeah. You don't think? I've aged way out.

Yeah, I don't know. Oh, he had a grade one oblique. Where's the oblique? Somewhere in here. It's trouble if you're catching. In your stomach, I think. Somewhere in here. I don't think we have them.

We have obliques. I don't think we have obliques. I love it. They're in there somewhere. You need to get muscles. We haven't exposed them, but they're there. I don't think we could strain our obliques. No, we can't get to them.

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20 bucks a piece deal No, we need someone Wait style Like you got a hot you got a hot guy. I don't They're hot in a bad outfit like got a hot you got a hot guy. I don't Anika to be the unbiased judge who's the hottest guy? Yeah, she has to be the full judge my guys. We all have guys pretty good-looking fully blind like they don't see No, not fully blind bring her in in a burka. I'm gonna come in here, okay Yes, and just sit her in the corner or something yeah, who was her have her sit next to you che

Just have her watch the show or watch the show. Oh, yeah She's seen my person Why not actually don't have them? Cave in my guys the name my guys a 5-9 Canadian. I need to borrow Can't be a 10 out of 10 if you're Canadian Yeah, it sounds horrible It looks like they're here. That's brutal. We go for sorry about dial points as well. Sorry about that I don't happen to you. It's all about my Canadian Brandon. Bye. Bye

Give me your money. Oh shit All right, who's looking good off the rip? That's a good haircut on all kinds kind of sticking out from the back I mean half From the back Which one you got on the far on the right and the gray hoodie? He looks good from the back See what Hannah says Yeah, yeah, you're feel like you're leading the witness. Yeah, we got to have them line up

Yeah, I didn't realize like this many Marlins were coming. We got a school of the whole bar. Yeah Remember they're boys so don't shame them What's up boys boys Thank you pal White white hat yeah, yeah, that's who I mean, it's obviously what's his name. Oh wait. That's not mine I don't know who's white. Oh, I think that might be me. Who's the blonde wild card? That's my guy that's Kyle. Oh, that's got like an edge to him. I'm not giving up on We're hold on you guys just stand and look at us real quick. Just look at us. We put it in a pot

Who's the most attractive? I? Mean, I think we all agree right? I think it's white hat What's he fucking who is guy with who is it? I think that might be mine has a must wrong I heard a great build where that guy right there. You should we make them take their shirts off Hey guys, can you guys put on these white t-shirts and get in the shower skins for skins? I? Don't know I also like dude Mitch backwards hat is looking pretty attractive. Yeah, I think so, too Candidates yeah, who would have guessed these professional athletes? Like your they're all pretty great

What's his name Liam Hicks Liam Hicks should we ask him who he thinks is most attractive because he's obviously not it The important girls are on a flight is Megan making money. Okay. Yes. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, she'll Yeah respond to you. She'll do a Lot of great personalities out there is what really matters. I'm excited for some good hearts So we get one or two who's gonna do the column here. Hey, sir. Kyle Kyle Come here Kyle. So he's been on the show before yes. Yes eliminated. He's no he's not. Yes. Yes. He's not a little Yes, very attractive. I said he's eliminated good looking guy. He went to Stanford. He did go to ever heard of it

Yeah, what's up, dude? Good to see you man again. Come on sit down. Glad you're here What's up, man, dude that grand slam was sick Mason Miller Sucker yeah sit on down do any of the guys want to do the gauntlet today? Fucking love it. All right, so so since we last saw you you're on a different team How was the the trade probably not great? For me it was good. Okay. All right. It's great. Yeah like last time. I saw you guys with the Orioles I really wasn't playing a ton. Okay, so now I'm getting up getting to play more. I definitely miss miss the guys Yeah, but you don't get to be in Baltimore. You have to go to fucking Miami

Yeah, it's a City Miami's a lot of fun You know from San Diego, so kind of reminds me a little bit of home. Yeah, but uh Yeah, I know it was a definitely a wild experience getting traded midseason And you know getting a new clubhouse and trying to trying to settle in and you're crushing it right now You're having an awesome season going alright So real three six home runs. Oh my god. Yeah, grand slam walk off What are the personal life logistics when you get traded? Yeah, so you got to pack all your shit up

Yeah, don't talk about that enough. Yeah, yeah talk about packing your shit my my underwear that's overwhelming as shit So for me I was up and down with the Orioles so We had a place in Baltimore than a place in Norfolk Moved out of both of them sent shipped a bunch of our stuff home right before the trade deadline Just in case cuz oh like you were prepping. Yeah, and so we actually stayed in a hotel

the last week in Norfolk, and then went on the road to Charlotte. And then my wife drove to Charlotte, and had her dog, had all of her stuff. And then when I got traded, I saw that on the schedule we were playing, or the Marlins were playing the The Rays in Tampa at 12 the next day, and I was like God. There's no shot

I'll be at that game so I was like looking at the next game It was in Atlanta about four hours from Charlotte And I was like okay, I go to go to Atlanta get like an off day meet the team there Get a call from our GM, and he goes hey, we're gonna get you on a 6 a.m. Flight oh did you play in that game late in that game? Holy shit ready for this one struck out four times It was uh it was yeah I mean like I'd literally get there at 1030 before 12 o'clock game shaking hands doing media for about an hour and then About 30 minutes before the game. I got to get changed and barely, you know, barely had a chance to do my normal routine.

But yeah, hey, that's how it goes. Yeah. So have you prepped these guys on the gauntlet? Yeah, I told them it's a huge deal. Take a lot of pride when you do it, you know what I mean? And I think the one that the guy seemed to be most nervous about is the trivia. Okay, yeah, I can trip everyone up.

We have a new baseball record right? Bryce Terang said it last week? Yeah. I think Bryce Terang of the Brewers has the new baseball record. I think he did say it. What do you what do you? Round two I guess show us the sheet TJ I think he's around two minutes and four two minutes four seconds. This is what we should be betting on. Yeah you're right. Right head is Jordan Westberg. Yeah why don't we do it that way? Do it way let's throw $20 in for that yeah, I think my guy will wear enough Yeah, what did I run it out last year? Oh? I was like around three you're way down there to 41

It's pretty good time alright, so let's wait TJ. Do you have the list of everyone who's here? Did spider send it to you no I got it I'll send it to you if you had to put money on one of the other guys who are you picking I'm watching Dane Myers right there in the just took a little fade away okay that's who I got my eyes on all right so let's put everyone on the wheel and then we'll have whenever their name comes up we'll have them come on, chat it up a little, and then have them do it. Well, just to know, who's that?

That's Dane Myers in the white hat? No, no, it's Dane Myers in the gray hoodie. Gray hoodie. He wish. Yeah, we're rocking the same thing. Who's in the white hat? Is that Graham? With, yeah, Graham Pauli.

Graham Pauli. These guys love ball. They do. They're just like, yeah, look at them. They just got right into a ball game. And you guys are in Chicago for like a week. Whole week. Yeah. Oh, in both teams? Yeah, White Sox in Chicago for like a week. A whole week. Yeah. Playing both teams?

Yeah, White Sox this weekend, then Cubs. It's crazy. We have all night games at Wrigley. Oh, yeah, because it's week day. Oh, is that how it works? Week day, the Cubs play at night. Yeah. You hear all about the Wrigley day games, and we got all night.

It is surprising you're not playing one game. Usually, there's the getaway game would be during the day. Yeah. Yeah. But hey, we got in late last night. We're all fired up to be here. So love it. Yeah, I love it All right So TJ I sent TJ all the names will put you on the wheel and then we'll just call you guys in one by one And then yeah, I guess that will be our bet. I'm gonna go set it up. Yes set it up

Look at him. Look at all those Marlins out there scooting around. You still text with the O's? Yeah, I saw a lot of them during the off season. Gunner's bachelor party. Oh, Steven, you didn't get invited? I actually think he was on the do not invite list. Whoa. Chase still texts Gunner. Wait, Chase, I would text Gunner too.

Send a selfie. Where's Chase? There he is. Where's shit with you guys? There is what's it do? Oh? Nikki smokes is trying to get in with the group, okay? What was it? Oh? When was it or what was it when was it was it was in I think it was in November damn? Oh, it's text. I'm just text him right now. I'll be like dude. No invite to the bachelor party Send a screenshot of your calendar app of November I wasn't doing shit

Is it a photo of me or just text say no you know what dude no no invite to your bachelor party And then and then pick a picture of you like partying like I'm a party animal You sleeping on the floor of the gym after the case race All right, TJ. You want to spin the wheel? Let's see who's up first This is the list. Yep. Is that everyone here? Thanks three That I can't count them they're moving Kind of eight eight. Oh, yeah, is that everyone Kyle? Yeah, it's everyone. All right, okay

And we've we've divvied up the people, so everyone did research on one guy. So we'll have questions. Good. Yeah. All right. Let's spin it. You can stay here when we do it.

We'll have the person sit here. Sweet. OK. Dane. Dane. My boy. Dane, you're up. Dane. Dane, you're up! Dane! Dane, you're up! Dane! Dane Myers. Sit right here, Dane.

Good to meet you, man. How we doing, man? You ready for this? What's up, man? You ready for this? Who had Dane? Me. Okay. So what do you got? Dane, where are you from? Suburb or the city? Suburbs. Wait, what one? Well, I'm originally from Columbus, small town, and then I moved to Katy. Did you go to Taylor?

I did. Nice. Katy Taylor. You ever go to Typhoon Texas? No. Alright, well that's all I had. I was gonna go from there. I was talking about the Dooland Daltons.

The Dooland Daltons? One of the slides.and Daltons. The Dooland Daltons! That's one of the slides. Fuck, yeah. You played for the Blue Wahoos? I sure did. Did you like your time in Pensacola? Yeah, it was fun. Had some crawfish there. Favorite restaurant?

Ooh, it's a place called John's Seafood. Alright. Good spot. Get shrimp, get the scallops. place called John's John's seafood all right Get the scallops yeah, I didn't spend too much time there, but it was nice when I was yeah Are you do you know what you're doing with the gauntlet? I have a pretty good idea all right. I think last time I watched throwing the footballs. It was you'd hit it wasn't yeah This is actually easier way easier way easier so great cam right who? Cam Newton okay, yeah

Yes, yeah, I was bad that was bad so Brandon will be with you So he'll he'll work you through it, and then you know trivia at the end right yeah, all right Are you nervous about the trivia a little bit? Okay? You'll be fine. You're a multi-sport guy you play basketball Yeah, I'm not too worried. I know my sports, but I've seen some guys struggling that trivia So hopefully I'm not one of them. Yeah, just don't fuck up the baseball. Yeah, that'd be tough. That would be really tough Yeah, ceiling doesn't count. So you got to hit a home run over this level. So the softer is better But okay, who's the best basketball player here? I just oh How's it yeah, yeah, okay, but he played those side of the account. Yeah, that didn't play

Smoke is pretty good. Yeah, folks is pretty good. I've seen you play a little bit. Yeah, okay. I'm good. I'm 40 now so Are the big guys like big T and white boy Rick are they good or no? Yeah, yeah, they both can shoot yeah Both can shoot we got some studs you guys had any injuries and pickup games. We had one guy. It wasn't a pickup game It was like a office Olympics. He tore his Achilles. Yeah, yeah, I guess that counts, but the pickup games No, we've actually been pretty good We're on track for heart attack. Yeah, but yeah, we did have our goalie Separated shoulder, but that was also

He's kind of a fragile guy He's faints when he stands up for too long like the biggest key in pickup is when picking someone to guard that you guys like Hey, let's have a mutual like yes, but the same after yes elbow no elbows that kind of shit Yeah, hey, I'll give you an open shot. You give me one. Yeah There's nothing worse than being with the guy who just throws elbows around Just like fuck this dude. All right, you ready? Yeah. All right. Let's go. All right, so go up to the bags Brandon we're going and we have shit on the line first. Yeah. Yeah, you're yeah. Yeah a lot of money yet riding on It was random. We did a wheel to see who goes first

These guys are making baskets out. Yes, Kyle. Tell us more about that water park These guys are making baskets out here. Kyle, tell us more about that water park. Sounds great. Sounds like you have a lot of things on set. I mean, I feel like if you live in the hometown of a water park, you gotta go once. You gotta go once. Maybe not twice, but you gotta check it out. The Dool and Dalton. The snake pit.

So talk to me about the Dool and Dalton. Oh, you gotta start with them yeah wait will you do me a favor and for this for this specifically we started an extra sheet that just has their time so we don't so we can actually compare them TJ yes oh all right you heard what I said yes okay great thank you I also have Kayla in here rating them on physical appearance Kayla it's all right. You heard what I said? Yes. Okay, great. Thank you. We also have Kayla in here rating them on physical appearance. Kayla, so at the end, maybe, hey, how about we say, uh, five seconds off for the best-looking guy? Not officially, but maybe for the win.

For the win? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not on the official show. Yeah, I don't want to mar the records. All right, so Kayla, at the end, you tell us, and we'll do five seconds. But Kayla, not a bad start. Yeah She's just picking the best. She's not ranking them in order no Kayla what are you looking for?

What criteria we go the ugliest mark it's just it's just hottest guy I think so I think just based on looks Outfits good. What about Kayla? Did you know that Kyle here went to Stanford? I did not know that Yeah, so that's Having it all like your baseball and you went to Stanford, holy shit See, I feel like I'm a perfect judge for this. I used to work for the baseball team at my school Okay, perfect. All right, you ready I used to work for the baseball team at my school. He's a back girl. Perfect. He's a back girl. I feel like I'm uniquely qualified. Okay, perfect. All right, you ready?

Dane Meyer's up. Why are you giving him the football, Shay? He's just showing. He wants it like that. That's his excuse. Hey, do you want to feel the ball? All right, here we go, Dane. And then he backs away when he has it.

He's got to feel it. You've got to touch this. Whose phone number is Shay walking away with? Oh, first time. Lowest score. Lowest score has to give his number to Shay. Yes. I'll watch it always.

I'll watch it always. I'll watch it always. I'll watch it always. I'll watch it always. I'll watch it always. Gotta feel Whose phone number is Shay walking away with? Score lowest score gets has to give his number Or Scott yes, I love it all right here we go three two one oh Tell Steve check all right here. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go! Here we go. All right. Bad start. Uh-oh. Oh, God.

Really bad start. You're telling us how to knock it in? Yeah. Oh, no. What's his position on the team? Out center fielder. Center fielder, okay. Come on.

Oh, no. Team. Kayla, this is kind of off-putting, isn't it? Dane. You just said she's getting the effort. Some say that toss is the hardest one. Oh no. Oh no.

And all the boys are watching. All the boys. Oh no. You're doing fine, Dane. Dane. You're doing fine, Dane. Dane, no. That's it.

No. There we go. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my gosh. Oh, there it is. Easy. Yeah, that's good.

There we go. Oh, I'm alive. Oh, he throws for a living. Yeah, we're always shocked No, I'm saying he's missing. Oh, he's getting close. There you go Here we go. All right, I think he's via Hooper He was warming up He was warming up yeah, that's what it was. Yeah, he's not a

Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah, he's not a hoop. I love how competitive he is. Losing scores you have to buy dinner. Come on. You're doing really well. Alright, just ten total. Schools in the Big Ten East. Just 10 total. Schools in the Big 10 East. Big 10 East? NBA, MLB, NFL teams to play in New York.

Mets, Jets, Giants. No, that's New Jersey. Oh, think New York. Rangers. Not hockey. Not hockey. NBA, NFL. All right, think of like outside of the city like Josh Allen

Bill yeah We can do all right and judge yeah Yankees thanks Just start naming schools in the Big Ten that are East Pennsylvania well st. John's What's the what's the company with the stock ticker symbol am Z and he's Amazon there it is F Lulu lemon yeah, there it is Fancy gemstones

bristens like fancy jewels rhinestone Dane what you know the corners of the Monopoly board no that prison wall gee you know the members of wrong one direction yeah Jalen Brunson Villanova no protein protein no Carmelo Anthony you don't know any Big Ten school. They're cute. Sorry no no no no NBA NBA I Said nicks no yeah there you go. You didn't say it. What's pizza?

Pizza cook the stock Dane cook All right who won the national championship in football this year in college football Ohio State there it is now go off that Michigan there we go Also that was a hard quiz Jane well no no Was a hard quiz Jane well no no Yeah, you were right to be worried about trivia Cornhole was tough well I remember Gunner went through like the sports stuff in like a minute, and you're like oh This is like potential yeah record and then trivia was just a brutal draw

Yeah, so the key is you didn't embarrass yourself somebody here will how low on that list? You're not even in the bottom half. Okay. You're ahead of you know NFL players Danny Conrad right there the sod guy yeah Yeah, you listen no matter what you beat Cam Newton. He won an MVP. Oh, you're above gunner. Yeah, you're above gunner above cam Newton Yeah, not a bad time Above Jersey Jerry yeah, okay. Yeah, what about the you played some of the Tigers guys? Yeah, what? Was

Torkelson Torkelson work Torkelson who who is the one who couldn't name a tiger? Yeah. That was tough. It was like name three large felines. Yeah. And you couldn't get tiger. Did skeins do it? Foley. Yes. Skeins did bad. Ever so reluctantly. Look at that. 546. Skeins. Yeah. I'm disappointed on the Big East part, man. Well, it's Big Ten 10 or big still got it wrong

Villanova Alright well, thank you Dane. We'll see who's up. Yes. Let's see who's up next. Let's spin the wheel Sorry, are you going again? We gotta get guys go first and then all we're doing a wheel so it's random so he could Go next. Okay Calvin vouch vouch Oh galv. Oh Fouch Fouch oh Cal oh Doc oh, yeah, who had Calvin another good pick che you had Calvin Chase you have Calvin Chase

He was last-minute addition oh, okay, oh you were supposed to look him up wild card last minute addition Liam you want Calvin oh? Man all right, I'll do some Calvin Calvin come on in Closer from San Diego. How we doing man? Went to I think you went to Juco first before Calvin. What's up, man? All right, so are we were supposed to do research on you and chaed just totally fucked up didn't do it Chula Vista yeah that's pretty cool yeah you skate I did grown up fuck yeah fuck yeah yeah California teens are pretty scary were you one of those teens you're saying yeah like I have a theory that California teenagers

are just cooler than any age anywhere else in the country. Especially San Diego. So like, you know, like you see them, if you go to California and you see like a group of teens, you're just like, oh shit, they probably, they like have sex earlier, they skateboard, they surf. Those teens are having sex.

Yeah, they're definitely. They know stuff, yeah. I see some shit. Was that you? No. Oh, okay. No, Was that you? No. Were you running around a sesame place? Sesame place?

The water park in Chula Vista? Oh yeah, it was different back then. It was not Soak City then. Is that what it's called now? It was Aquatica for a little bit. I used to go there. I'm turning 30 this year. Should we go for your 30th? Yeah. End of the year? This year so okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it should we go for your 30th. Yeah, yeah End of the year you guys live close in the offseason we train together

Hell yeah, what's it? He's in the north side of San Diego on the south side There beef there between that no no no the county is there is the county alone is If you're from San Diego you're good. I used to live in Oceanside. Okay San Diego isn't real life like I've been there and like on a Wednesday They'll just be people playing like volleyball on the beach. Yeah, like where where these people a lot of people don't work there. Yeah It's it's like heaven yeah show up and it's just everyone's hanging out. Yeah Sick place all right you ready for this. Do you know what you're doing? I think so all right Yeah, you're just about trivia. That's the one that'll get me okay. I haven't been on social media like five years, so oh

Anything that has to do with that. I'm probably out well. Let me get let me just warm up your brain Can you name a big 10 team oh no yeah all right let's do it KB 10 over to the park so I gotta keep going it feels so I'm trying to talk slide Branding he's got to start with him out of his hand Alright Calvin ready three two one go How fast is Calvin throw? I see him hit 99 before soccer Whoa is Calvin throw I see him hit 99 before soccer whoa for her pocket boy can he hit can he hit yeah

God damn. Sit in the ceiling. Oh, there it is. All right, he'll get this. He's a pitcher. There it is. Yeah, fastball. That was easy. He's on watch right now.

Whoa. Oh, he's on watch. He's on watch. And he's not on social media, so he might be. Oh my God. Trivia. You're under a minute. He's on watch. media, so he might be Vivia you're under a minute on watch Liam you better help him and I'll be channeled with three word names TG three word name MLB teams um Like two names in the last the nickname original members of the X men

I'm good. I'm good Largest population he's not beating my time name some famous female artists All right Calvin it's time to start trivia, okay, I'm locked. I'm ready now NBA players with at least four NBA titles and two MVPs just think hurry good Thompson Think really good NBA players the best Michael Jordan there you go has to be on there right rip can't help but think about maybe MLB team so it's three word names including like there so think of two word team names in them the city San Diego Fodgers Yeah, okay, Los Angeles Dodgers. Yeah, yeah, okay

Los Angeles angels of Anaheim yeah okay no to there maybe we take away the man yeah there you go okay um you're at six so two word nicknames two word nicknames like I guess who are playing words who you're playing this white sock there you go the red socks they're not on there why Why are they not on there? It's the city right? It's got to be including city But yeah, but white socks cargo white socks Female artists with most Grammy Awards And when you like this name a couple other

Leon Right now still playing LeBron there you go, okay? Sandra look rapper on TV show trailer part now. Just need one more parents of Bobby hill Do you know any powerpuff girls? Spill sugar oh, where's where's do ingredients. Everything. What state is Duke in? What state is Duke in? North Carolina. There it is.

Okay. Bang. Good. 251. You killed. You were at 45 seconds when you came in here. Wow. Yeah I was nervous.

Because the record's one. I was. What's the record? 126 or something? Celine Dion is not. Was that right though? Is that who that was? That was. Yeah yeah yeah? She had a point for that

First 15 seconds of trivia was well the adrenaline's pumping from out there. Yeah, it's not going to the brain That's row is kind of like blackout. Yeah there come in you don't how fast you throw He's had 99 before though Are you having it close? Oh your boy was gassing up?'s hit 99 before though. Yeah. God damn. Oh you haven't? 98? Close. Oh your boy was gassing you up. Which is nice. Yeah.

Yeah. I've never put a ball in play off him. Wait, is that true? It's true story. Oh shit. In the minor leagues though. So. Yeah.

But still. Yeah. That's still, yeah. That's sick. Like when I do, like people ask me, like, who's the best pitcher I've ever faced? It's Calvin. Calvin. Do you guys, uh, do you guys know Mar like who's the best picture of our face? It's Calvin Calvin Calvin Do you guys do you guys know Marlins man?

No, oh shit. I mean do we know who he is or do you know him? Yeah, do you know who he is even go to your games? I feel like he just goes now not real Yeah, there's a lot of going to him NBA playoff games. Yeah, the actual Marlins. He's a good friend of mine Alright Calvin great job. Remedy. Yeah, you're in the lead Calvin. You're in thelins. He's a good friend of mine. All right, Calvin, great job. Remediation. You're in the lead. Good job, Calvin. You're in the lead.

OK. Sounds good. Thanks, guys. Yeah, man. Spin it. That had record potential. That had record potential. Kyle, are you ready?

Having the competition is so much fun. My guy's from Toronto, Kyle. Hey, loser of this has to buy dinner tonight. That's a rule. And you have to give Che your phone number. So you tell him that, Brandon? We've decided that. Loser has to buy dinner and. That's a rule. And you have to give Che your phone number. Do you tell him that, Brandon? We've decided that. Loser has to buy dinner and give Che your phone number?

Yep. All right. I want someone to get like eight minutes. Oh yeah. Big K, you got any Stella Blue here? Yeah, I'll get you. Yeah, we'll get you hooked up. Yeah, we have cold brew and hot stuff

Whatever you want right now Graham. What do you want? You want cold? You want? Yeah, I'll check all right. Hey Just a cup of it you want milk in it No, I'll try it just black. Yeah. Yeah Thank you All right, who's up Graham Graham? Graham Paulie All right, oh Duke Kayla went to Duke when you do fuck Duke Kayla you getting a look at them Gorgeous

You just got the gorgeous from Kayla in the booth. Oh yeah, gee. Oh, yeah, I like the stash ballers on the headset. Oh Duke huh? That's lame. Yeah. Yeah, Duke. Duke boy. That's lame. You guys are back in the Final Four this year.

That's got to be exciting. Yeah. Yeah, I thought we were going to win it all. What a season. Yeah, but then you didn't. Weren't they up like 10 with us? Oh, they were up so much. They were top of the league.

We don't need to talk about it all. They were like the best team ever. All of them. They're bringing NBA guys off the bench so good What years did you go to Duke? So 2020 was my freshman year and then I got drafted in 2022 So you what did like three years there and then you were like come out Yeah, and then so I got drafted by the Padres and then I went back that following fall and graduated in like three and a half Years. Oh, wow smart who had Grand Polly I did

Go ahead Danny How's Wesley Smith doing? Wesley Smith. Yeah, you know, Wesley Smith. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't talked to him in a while Did you go to his Facebook Instagram way back? Yeah? Yeah, what is I was like maybe 13 You got a check that's a go David McCall. That's a good one. Oh Now were you a wills park or a spivey splash guy? I don't even know Baseball players hate water parks all summer yeah right I swear to God buddy about every single week of my summer on a hot

baseball field yeah right you have no pictures with your mustache so when you grow it out? So this is about two weeks or so. Oh. Fresh. You've been playing better since it? Yeah, give or take. Okay.

Okay. Are you superstitious enough to where you won't shave it if you have a good game with it? Yeah, I just kind of like to play around with it, the facial hair. Sometimes I'll go goatee or go stash or clean, just whatever. Wesley likes that too. Yeah What's your best? What would you say the best feature is because you have a nose people pay for brother? Yeah, really I mean I've got till I have a pug nose. No no

That's good nose Really good welcome the show which character from a goofy movie does he look like KB? Let's see nom no, I'm not quite upper crust You know Kyle that movie you've seen will find All right, you ready to do it. Yeah, are you do hot? What are you most nervous about? That's a great question. I don't know I Try the cornhole. I mean the cornhole okay, it caused Dana a little bit of trouble't know I can buy the cornhole I mean the cornhole okay it caused Dana a little bit of trouble yeah can you name

a big 10 team Rutgers yeah that's rare to go Rutgers first for the 10 all right you're up I might be asking for 20 bucks Che imagine if you go his fucking phone number dude. Oh, man. Oh, he's not in here No imagine doing a molar roll call with this guy He's happy good All right, tell me when you're ready TJ you ready, I'm ready Luke back up All right three Three, two, one, go. All right.

Here we go, Graham. Huge. Let's go. What the fuck is this? Oh. Geez. Oh! Nice. There you go Jesus

for Luke oh catch spider oh no it's Cogram it's got a good shot. He's got a good shot. He's on watch. He's on watch. No. Woo! Watch! Go Graham! Best time so far. Thanks Daddy. 47 seconds. MLB pitchers over 3500 career strikeouts. Urscher is up there maybe? Maybe. Scherzer, Verlander? Teams names used by multiple sports franchises.

So like there's this and this in two different... like New York and San Francisco. Giants? Yeah. Main weapons Ninja Turtles use? Movies from word now sketches What city does Batman protect Movies born from the artist's love

This is a hard one. This is a hard one. This is a hard one. No any South American countries Yeah, I mean Argentina, okay. Yeah, there we go Chile yep Yeah, in Argentina, okay. Yeah, there we go Chili yep Butt-lifts cocaine think about the butt-lifts okay Brazil I'm a Original host of the man show they couldn't tell you okay. You know who sings Barbie girl to form a blue Man show they couldn't tell you okay. You know who sings Barbie girl to form a blue One I think you got to go back to the team names

Arizona and st. Louis Cardinals there you go What about there's one team that's in the hot you watch hockey playoffs, Winnipeg and Jets. Yeah, Sacramento La Hockey and basketball what's better than a queen? Checkers. Kings. There you go. Pitch is start naming some weapons. Oh, yeah. Here are some legendary pitchers. Yeah, there's got to be some. Randy Johnson. Maybe.

Yeah, there we go. No one, Ryan. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. No one Ryan? Yeah. There we go. Yeah. You're cooking now. Two more. Two more. We can go back to South America. What about Carolina football team?

Panthers? Yeah. Cocaine country. And a unifree book? Pablo Escobar. No, it's a... Dude, you live in Miami. the barn Pablo Escobar no it's a dude you live in Miami yeah I know I know where the Ninja Turtles they had to have like one knives you said so guns think of an Asian weapon that you don't want to get hit with just wanna around swing around Yeah, there we go

318 I was not bad. That was a really hard one Mike get five seconds off. We'll see All right, where's he rank that was a hard one? What's a Bo a bow? Yeah, it's a bow. It's a bow like a staff Yeah, it's a bow. It's a bow. I like a staff Three 18 who's he above Christian yellow? Oh Julian Edelman Stephen Che Big big names

Are you are you lasso right now in the Marlins? Where was Dane? Damn, didn't quite, didn't have what it took to beat Kate, though. Yeah, or Buffalo Zach. I have osteoporosis. All right, let's see. Oh, yeah, all right, so you're not last. All right.

Not on shape for number one. Nice. Let's go. All right, Dane's still last. I have a dinner for me. Oh, no. All right, let's see who next up is. Graham, thank you so much. Somebody's shot Graham.

Pleasure reading up on you. By going to his Instagram. Did you hit him with? Wesley Smith. There's a little league picture. Tyler! Kyle, the Funplex. Who had Tyler? Who had Tyler?

Me. Okay. Oh, Pill. Tyler, what's going on? What's up Tyler? You're a good looking guy. Big hands. Woo hoo. Damn, huge hands. Huge hands. Let me touch those hands.

Come on now. Those are big hands. Those are big fucking hands. Big paws. How we doing man? Not going to help. That's not bad. You are big fucking hands. Good lord. Big pause. How we doing man? Not gonna help. That's not bad. You guys? Doing well. We're doing great. You nervous at all? Uh, very.

How fast can you throw? Uh, been 97 this year. Okay, nice. What's your best pitch? Uh, Stouty, what do you got? Curveball. Curveball? Curveball, for sure. It sure it's weird in the sinker guy Don't really match up. He does his curveball really hard How hard do you throw your curveball like 84 86? Oh, that's sick Nick. What do you got your son Frank's afraid of blooper?

Yeah, he doesn't Bloopers are fucking yeah, yeah, he doesn't really fuck with blue He doesn't like any of them Your son your boy son how old is he he's four yeah, yeah good. He's got a good sense He's learned a lot of minor league mascots are a little scary That's funny creepy looking ones you don't fuck with blooper. At all. At all. It was a quote I read from you. In an article. I mean I'm from Philly. I'm from South Jersey. I grew up in Philly. What town?

Small town, Lumberton. I went to high school in Cherry Hill though. Were you a Funplex guy? I was a Funplex. Hey, my son's a funplex guy. Yeah, that's huge. I taught him to like the fanatic. You have Blooper and the fanatic are fighting. Yeah.

A boxing match. Wow, that's an easy win. Yeah, easy. Blooper's a fat piece of shit. All right, are you ready to do this? Not really. What are you doing? Bouting you all of my heart in it? Everything I'm done

Trivia seems like it's the trip up. Yeah. Yeah, don't think I'm making a three can't throw a football for my life So yeah, okay, so that's so not great. You know the stakes if you lose that doesn't matter. Yeah, well Yeah, that's You're paying for stakes. You're paying for dinner, but then also the loser of this has to give their phone number to Stephen Che. Him. And he's allowed to text you whenever he wants. He's a real gossip. You don't want that.

Text to Mike Trout right now. He probably is. Mike Trout right now. Yeah, probably is He's the commissioner of that fantasy like trout and Schwab er and all those guys jock Peterson All right, let's not get that number two. Yeah, let's go here form Fun plex guy that that's a win right there Kayla talk to me

Kayla yeah, is it tough for you? What would come on now? Let's not be let's not be goofy um my notes on What was it Tyler that just walked out yeah? Gorgeous man. Oh, he's good looking, he's good looking. Also shook everyone's hands. Big. That was nice. Good hands.

Lips. Lips. 34. Lips. Come on, lips. Eye lips. Lips. Aw. Cute.

Oh, yeah, we're in place. Should we count them down? We ready? Yeah, just watch my backside. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, we're counting down we ready Ready three two one go When a little errant Barrett. Woo! There it is. Knocked it all over.

Kyle, there's no way. The smokes looks like scary. I thought he was, I glanced out of the corner of my eye, he looks naked. Smell ya. Sam. I mean, he was gonna nail the football. I mean, he was playing this coy.

He hustles. Yeah, big time. He's good. This guy's extremely athletic Turn the brain on rain activate the brain NFL teams with most wins just think about teams that have been there forever Do that I don't know okay, all right. I'll go cities where the main campus of the following college is located University of Michigan City fuck dude. I'm State largest cats in the world

Tiger Bengal Tiger here we go Where am I reading all these largest cats in the world? Oh? You just have to are you Star Wars guy? Oh Puma? Mm-hmm? I am a star wars guy. Where's the star? titles of Star Wars movies revenge of the Sith I'm gonna go to cats a lion yeah gosh what's the term for when you fart out of your vagina just name some old NFL teams teams that have been around forever I don't have Giants yep I'm gonna go Eagles cuz I like I like the birds yo birds. Yep that guy Colts I don't know

Shit I said Puma nobody put that up there. It wasn't up there. It's not up there. No chance Sabre tooth tiger does that count You might get a NFL team my man got queef before favorite football Why am I forgetting all the Star Wars movies I love Star Wars City you're in the team the place in Chicago. I don't know the Bears there you go Who's arrival how many what half you have seven three to go Three more. What's the name for a big ass rock? What would you call it?

Boulder. Colorado, yeah, Boulder. Name some big ass American cities that might help with the Nickelodeon one. What about the dude that discovered America? Dude that discovered America? Columbus. Yeah.

Do I need one more? Yes. Yep, one more. Who the hell just said yes? Back in the booth. Hey. Get us another cat. Ah, dude, I don't know. I one more who the hell just said yes back in the booth Get us another Dude, I don't know. I'm dropping the ball here. Just another old NFL team who do the Bears hate? I don't fucking dude. I don't watch football. Who's the Bears hate? I'm from New Jersey. I'm a high school idiot

One of the team that plays in New Jersey there we go No, you're a guy. Do you like to me? You already got Giants big American City in New York Man, I don't know Let me read these questions. I haven't read a single question names of the main you just need one more one more Star Wars movie Victoria Justice of Miranda Cosgrove. There we go. There it is.

I wasn't reading them. That's on us. That's on us. That's on us. I like the pushback. Oh. Do you not have your glasses on? Or you just can't read it?

No, I can't read it. Oh, you can't read? Oh, OK, so it wasn't on us. The good news is it sounds like he's getting a five second deduction, though. Yeah, he might be. Kayla thinks you're gorgeous. We need more Kayla in the booth. Okay, so wasn't on us the good news is it sounds like he's getting a five second deduction though. Yeah Thanks, you're gorgeous. We need work In the booth he's good-looking

Yeah, I think I'll take a minute off of that yeah, all right, where's he rank pretty bad I Know you're behind Dane. Oh, no, you're now in the bottom. Oh All right. Well 40 is gonna 40 is not passing me wait, but would you with a five-second deduction? You'd still be behind Dane You're on dinner watch you're on dinner and Che watch I am I am new to the team kind of I Wouldn't mind getting the guys a nice dinner. Okay, but the Che phone number would be really bad. It would haunt you forever. Really bad. And maybe we'll be friends.

No. No. Don't want that. Don't want worse. He has been on that phone literally since I got there. Yeah, he's texting all his numbers. What is he doing? Really astute observation.

He has not been off that hand on the hip. It's still the bachelor party text All right, thanks Tyler great meeting you man Also, I misread that Nickelodeon question Nickelodeon question Thought it said main cities the following Nickelodeon shows are shot, and I can't see I'm officially done I'm never gonna talk during this part again, okay, I just like this acknowledge. I kept on being like I'm sorry He ripped queef so fast

It's gotta be me all right Kyle all right. Let's go no warm-ups. No, let's go. I got you in the pool Speaking of you in the pool Where you from oh Oh, there's a big one down near the border you were a hill Hilton head County Oh no Kyle. What a take that one. Alright. I need Kyle's waterpark stats on a graphic. We should start a charity getting baseball players to water parks in the summertime. They've never been. They would enjoy them. Too busy playing ball. It's like a 5K. What was his first time TJ?

I think it was 2 minutes 41 to 41 these guys are cool yeah all right here we go all right all right 241 all right here we go. Three, two, one, go. Here we go. Wow, confident. Wow, a little bit. Oh shit, let's go, Kyle. Woo! Yes, Kyle.

That was angry. Yes, Kyle. Yes, Kyle. Yes, Kyle. Oh no. Uh-oh. One hand. It's a unique.

There it is. Yep. Oh. Oh, he's crushing this. Oh. Oh no. There it is. Want that shot to be sweet, but it's sour. It's so funny that you forget a lot of these baseball players do not do college. So like college town. Yeah, college stuff. Horrible.

Don't know anything about college. Alright. Alright, here we go. Movies in Tylenol. So like college town college stuff or anything about college all right all right here. We go movies in Tylenol Flavors of a coca-cola and the coke freestyle machine. Oh cherry coke vanilla coke coke zero diet coke Oh, yes, holy shit. Whoa Christian McCaffrey Adrian Peterson John F. Kennedy there it is And be put on Main Street there we go It was the last president Donald Trump Biden

Biden Steph Curry play Thompson. Yeah Reggie Miller Kyle Corver Really colors and magic the gathering I don't know just a couple colors name colors just name blue red green orange yes yes yellow two minutes that's my boy one that dot stowers two minutes new baseball record oh holy shit two minutes 69 I just want to note a couple things about that performance. Sure. One, cornhole I struggled last time. Yep. First try.

That's actually really just about it. Good note. Good note. Huge to have done it before. Good notes. Huge to have done it before. Great notes. Great notes.

That was sick. You had a new baseball record. Wow. 40 second improvement. Right between the Taranis. Wow. Good cheer. Living the dream.

Taranis Sam. A lot of people wish. Oh, dang. The boys are buzzing yeah new record Hell of a time hell of a time Basketball is tough. I always often no warm-ups. They're that my one excuse. Yeah All right new leader board list Phillips texting che

My god, all right, let's see who's up Brandon how you feeling getting tired out there? I'm good. I'm gonna amount of breath But I was out of breath before I went out there so sure yeah Okay three left Okay, I'm giddy to find out. Liam Hicks. Who had Liam? That's me.

That's my guy. Liam. Canadian. Oh. Canadian. How many Canadians have run the Voldy? Yeah. Has run the gauntlet.

Has Greer? Has Biz? Biz hasn't. He's run the gauntlet. His Greer. His Biz. Biz hasn't. He might be the second Canadian. How we doing, man? Good, how are you? What's up, Liam? Liam.

What's up, man? Good to meet you. How we doing? What's up, man? What up? Sit on down. What's up, Liam? Welcome.

Canadian. Canadian. How does, I guess we gotta start there. How does a Canadian end up at Mineral Area College in Missouri? Not being very good. Yeah. Not having any offers is kind of how it went down. Did you play hockey? Yeah, I played hockey. Better at hockey growing up and then kind of wasn't good compared to everyone else in Toronto so I kinda picked baseball. Are you watching the Maple Leafs? I've been trying, we play every night,

so it's a little tough. I was hoping we'd be home for a game in Florida. Is Joey Votto the guy in Canada with baseball? Yeah. Who's like the basketball hero? My favorite player growing up was Roy Alladay. Oh. Not Canadian, but he was a legend. Pixie, when's your birthday?

June 2nd. I remember hearing something. There was a study done that most Canadian hockey players are born in January or February, something like that, because of how they do the... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cut off. Yeah, Malcolm Gladwell had that.

Yeah, that they're all nine months older than everyone else. Yeah. You have a summer birthday. Yeah. So where did you go for summer birthdays? Oh, yeah I was like in a random baseball tournament in like, Ohio or like but never like you ever ride like the Klondike Express at Wet n Wild No You were a wonderland guy, I'm not I'm not a big ride guy

Yeah, they're for kids yeah, hope it was like the only summer that baseball players really ever got at home. Yeah What's the rule five draft? What the hell? Yeah, you're the only guy I've ever known to be drafted the rule five draft it's like if if the team doesn't put you on their 40-man roster after like a Certain amount of years. I don't know what it is like four years with after you've been drafted Then any team can take you but they have to put you on their big league roster. Oh, okay So yeah, so they can't it's prevent teams from just like holding on to guys Yeah, it gives every team like a yeah a shot to guys. That's cool. That's all I got. Are you ready to do this?

Yeah, let's go. All right. Are you feeling confident? Fairly, what's your guys confident thing? Probably just I want to get a good start on the bags. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah Okay, yeah, cuz you don't want to give che your phone number. Yeah, I'm afraid to win still on his phone Also is he just out there to move the cornhole board yeah, we could have anybody else to yeah All right here we go three two one go Not a bad shot. Oh, oh he's right on it. He's a slider Shot what a shot there bad visual Bad visual. He's doing well.

He's a catcher, right? Yeah. Oh. There it is. That's a good shot. Strong shot. Kyle, what's the Klondike Express? Sounds awesome.

It looks awesome. There we go. Oh, he's fucking Klondike Express? Sounds awesome. It looks awesome. Oh, he's fucking good. Is it like polar themed? Pose on a line. I don't know. Kyle, I need a podcast with you. There it is, come on.

Gas, talk to water. Water parks. Got a good time going. That was really good. Birds. Birds in North America. Any bird? Blue Jay, Orioleiel there we go hit baseball

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strawberry crinkle cut chocolate cinnamon Brandon cooks team Saints Cowboys. Oh there we go Wow hours your record stood for like 10 minutes. Wow! Oh! What a time! Let's go. What a time!

Hell yes. Top Canadian. Yeah. Did you see how the Pope's American? Sorry pal. Right in your fucking face. Right in your fucking face. Have that.

Sorry bitch. Yeah. Damn. Wow, what a time. Wow! Holy shit! have that sorry bitch yeah Wow what it's Wow holy shit that's top five let's go that's top six Wow top six all time to on us not us who's a ranch at spider spider top one best guest of all time best guy best non-barstool wild gauntlet of all time! Best guest of all time! Best non-barstool gauntlet of all time.

Greg Olson is far down there. Yeah. Holy shit. This is overshadowing the Pope announcement. Yeah, this is big. I don't know if you heard, but American Pope. Not Canadian. Canadian best guest of all time.

Yeah, right. Holy shit. Yeah. Wild. You just took home a bunch of belts. MLB, Canadian, non-uh, or guest. Yeah wild you just took home a bunch of belts MLB Canadian non non or guest Yeah, that's huge the boys back home will be proud love that awesome. Love that sweet all right We got two more

I'm devastated for us. That's awesome. You have a stated. I heard his feet were on the line for some of I do too I saw that but also he's 5 9 So he needs a little Yeah, he's one of the best great guy such a guy so if I'm gonna lose anyone. I'm you know it's okay I like that all right. We got two more Can we get a Steven phone check oh he's actually off his phone for right now, okay weird Oh, he's actually off his phone for right now. Okay weird Oh, he's on the outside. He's trying to be one of the guys. I'm trying to laugh when they laugh

And it's funny He didn't work. What do I do? What do I do? Look over. Look up at the skis. It's like it's the national anthem I wish I had something to talk to. It's never felt more awkward. Till now. Yeah. Take out your phone. Come on, man.

You know you want to take out your phone. It's been a while. It's right there. Just Googling conversation starters. All right. MLB icebreakers. Let's see who's second last. Oh It brand it's aggressively over

What Oh Redo maybe maybe a layoff man in death. All right, who's up next? If it's Fortes, no it's not. Anthony. Anthony. Yeah. Does B-Walk a little piss actually?

Yeah. Oh my gosh. Always. He doesn't want a Canadian taking the. I would have thought, I would have bet anything that Anthony was the guy with the mustache and the gold chain Yeah, right. Yeah

What's up Anthony good to meet you man Realizing where I went wrong was I didn't reach a kid guys his hand before my right? Yeah Yeah, you didn't go through the guys's hand before my right. Yeah Who had Anthony Brandon Brandon you had Anthony tell us about Anthony Hackett's town, New Jersey, that's right. Shout out to the Warren the high hills. Warren Hills. Yeah. Yeah. Warren Hills. You played baseball there. Baseball and basketball. And that's about where I left off. Yup. I went I went to Coastal Carolina for baseball. Yup. Yup. That's right. See you. I'm sorry.

When did you go to Coastal? Were you on the championship? No, I missed about a year. Okay. So, I was incoming class after they won. Alright. So, you got there in seventeen. Seventeen. Uh huh. So, this is my friend Anthony. He's from Hackettst down, New Jersey Carolina Taylor ham or pork roll I go Taylor him. What about Sahara Sam's or Dreamworks? Not a waterpark guy no, not really. Oh my god. We don't get out to do much fun stuff, man We play every you can imagine now rolling it would be yeah, but I'll put on a tube What's your favorite slide at a water park like which one?

Yeah, what's your favorite meeting yeah like individual do you like the like I like the yeah the body the body person one We like in like a little plunge going back like that. I like them all they're so fun But I like the body one where you just go straight down like this. Yeah, I like live. Yeah. Oh you see you do like water slide Yeah, you didn't ask me about Soak City Soak City. That's what calve was talking about. You said a different name I don't know what the name is it the Rosses what you missed out on Anthony Yeah, we used to go we had we had season passes when I was a kid Yeah, we used to go we had we had season passes when I was a kid One time I went and I missed the first practice of summer basketball practice cuz I was like hey I'm going to water park at summer. Yeah, it was pissed

Yeah, they're a blast Would what would you eat there? I like Turkey leg like Turkey leg There's nothing better than a water park to her no churro for sure actually that's your oh yeah Are you ready? Let's go all right. What's the time to be? 146 Wow pixie pixie got it under protest. It is a little bit under protest

Every line how many lines? No. Damn. Pix. You have to wait until he says go. Sahara Sands is awesome, Kyle. You were right. Oh, you know it.

Yeah. You might have known Hurricane Harbor. That's at Six Flags. Hurricane Harbor, okay. All right, Anthony's up. All right, Anthony's up. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Here we go.

Let's go. Woo. Ooh. Oh. Oh. And, oh. He's getting tired. He's getting tired.

He's been bad. What position does he play? Pitcher. And oh he's getting tired he's getting tired What position does he play pitcher okay, oh yeah, we can tell oh no oh No, oh No, oh No, no See good good picture. Yeah. Yeah, what's he throw? He's like forcing fastball slider and a sweeper change up to righties to Like forcing fastball, slider, and a sweeper. Doesn't change up to righties too.

Under a minute. Oh. Not a bad shot. Titus did well. Yeah. At all. Yeah, another flop. He gave him the option of two, didn't he? Went with neither. There it is!

Trivia time. Oh, you got state capitals. State capitals? Hawaii. Hawaii, Honolulu. Bottom right, it's the bottom right section. Hawaii, Springfield, or uh, Springfield? Indianapolis, Frankfurt. Oh wow, look at him go.

Name? Augusta. Oh my God. Nosing. Carson City. Mike, Mike, Mike. Oh sorry, Albany. He said Frankfurt.

He said Frankfurt too. Albany. Columbia. Montpelier's Vermont. Oh shit. Lansing for Michigan TJ fastest triple doubles Wow, Russell Westbrook, maybe you got now you got it right here done. I'm done time. Yeah

Category one to a half category sweep all right that was sick I don't know if we've ever had that no go back to the archives a guy just yeah That's cool ripping all over. Yeah, I don't know run How many categories are there is it just infinite amount or what yeah, it's they just repopulates Some dude makes them I want to get I didn't do good on Danny for the other guys Danny. Yeah, are you great? Yeah, you just you were I struggle with the baseball man. He struggled baseball baseball. I was throwing a bat since high school. Yeah That was tough. How fast can you throw this year? I was up to 98 fuck. Yes. Yep It's awesome if all of your pitchers on the Marlins were a college team

Could you guys? Win the Mac yeah win the Mac? Yeah. You'd win the SBCC. Win the College World Series. Yeah, I think so. But you're saying college, you'd have to hit. Hit?

I wasn't disrespecting. Do you think the Dodgers could beat the College World Series champion if the Dodgers didn't have a shortstop? Yeah, I think they could, dude. I mean they do now with the five infielders, they would find a way to shift them. What about no shortstop, no second base?

I mean, if you're not going to give up runs. Yeah. Yamamoto's going to strike out 15 guys a game, maybe 20. Yeah. OK. That was our hype. Then we added the no shut the second baseman, either. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't think we could hit, though, as pitchers. I can't. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think we could hit though as pitchers I can't okay. Yeah, we say you have And you'd all have to play the field too. You'd have to have we could do that I think you think you'd be all right. I play first in high school Yeah, I hit in high school, but I saw 82 miles an hour. Yeah that so That was like two miles an hour. Yeah That's actually sick good bunters, especially a lefty bunter right that's how does that go on the best-looking guy rankings best bunner

That's that that goes a long way a lefty runner is that sex when you're like halfway out of the box. Yeah Yeah, that's legit. All right. Good job. All right. Thank you guys To meet you Fortes is last. Fortez, how do we order? Fortez. Who will it land on? It's Big Fortez. What's up man? Good to meet you. Dude, Hugwheel is going to be a beast.

Oh yeah. One of us is going to be sore as fuck. All right, who had Nick? Hotty Toddy. What's up? Yeah, did you see Brandon Walker's here? He's Mississippi State. Yeah, he said Fortez.

He's a big guy. He's a big guy. He's a big guy. He's a big guy. He's a big guy. He's a big guy. He's a big guy. He's a big guy. He's a who had Nick? Hotty Toddy. What's up? Yeah, did you see Brandon Walker's here?

He's Mississippi State. Yeah, he said fuck you. Is that the first thing he said to you? Yeah. Wait, were you on the national championship team? No. That was like two years after I left. I left in 18.

Got it. Yeah. Yeah, Ole Miss is better than Mississippi State in pretty much everything. What? How did you hear that? That's crazy. That's crazy you heard that.

Broke the broken table. Oh not our broken table. Kyle? Big Deland, Florida. Oh you're a Central Florida guy. Yes. So which water park didn't you go to? There's not many of them.

Daytona Lagoon, big one. Wet and Wild. There's not many? No there's not many lagoon big one wet and wild there's not many No, there's not many that I didn't go to oh Lizard Beach, that's where I got the turkey leg really That's like one of the few I actually went to yeah, are you ready for this yeah, all right? You can't just just don't be worse than Dane, okay? Cuz then you fill in last place though. I think T Phil's in last. Oh, yeah, you can't just, just don't be worse than Dane. Okay. Is it T Phil in last place though? I think T Phil's in last place.

Oh yeah yeah, you're right, you're right. Dane's no longer in last place. He did not want to give his number to Che. Alright. Alright, let's do it. Kyle, Blizzard Beach is the best water park of our bentos. This is right, it shut down but it just reopened. It did?

Was that cause of COVID or is that? Also, I'm not like a weird Obsessive water part. No, it's health. I just have been to a couple yeah Call the Marlins think you're a water Why do you always get yourself into these predicaments you got to do this with every baseball You gotta do this with every baseball guess you have. I hate it. I hate it so much. Alright, you ready?

Alright, here we go. 3, 2, 1, go! Oh, there we go. Oh, there we go. Trying to jump over. Who was Shay? Why did Shay just come back into the spring? I realize that we didn't get a run through from one of you guys today. What do you mean one of us what if you guys didn't do it? Yeah? What position is a catch Catcher. Catcher. Catcher.

Oh. Nice shot. Oh, Nick. Oh, it's silent. I thought that was a silent ball. Yeah. Is Trivia going to help him or hurt him? Yep. Good timing. I think it's going to help him. Oh.

Pro sports teams in Texas. NBA, NFL, MLB. Rangers, Astros Texans Cowboys Stars not hockey. Oh not hockey. Yeah hockey Mavericks Colors of the national Rockets there we go. All right colors on Germany's flag Yellow black red there you go States with the most homeless people, California. Yeah

Seattle or I mean Washington sorry There it is Was really good really good to All right damn gotta feel good about that have to yeah, that's a good time Wow Like two minutes exactly. I'm sorry about the laser beams at the record. Yeah, no yeah, freaky I don't think you broke the TV Kate broke this TV my leg will be fine Yeah, oh did it hit your leg Brandon. How are you? Brandon you good. He left it all out there today. I'm right at him. That's why I got a good time All right, so che you need to keep up the final standings TJ? Is his time better than Jordan

Westberg's? Might be. Yeah. Oh wow. Brandon. Brandon. Nick here. He has a better time than Jordan Westberg. Nick here, he has a better time than Jordan Westberg. What? He has a better time than Jordan Westberg. Don't do this to me. Well, if we were just doing Ole Miss for Mississippi State, he's ahead of them. Says a lot. Yeesh, that's another banner.

It's pretty crazy that out of everyone that's ever ran, three of them stack on the all-time leaderboard from just today's runs these guys were good It did piles the Roger Baynes dogs baseball Show them all what's possible buddy after you alright, so che you need to get Tyler's number Let's get let's get let's get the cameras on but yeah, not mics. No. I want that I want you to go up to him organically What just stand right there, okay? Thank you Nick that was awesome. Thank you guys man. Thank you. Thanks, man. Appreciate it

Reaction All right, no mics, DJ, so we don't hear his number. Okay. Hug wheel? Hug wheel. Every single guy. Oh, god. Every single guy. Gotta do them all. Every single guy.

Come on, Kate. No. I would die. Oh, fuck. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, I would die. Oh, fuck. Ah! Kayla, who won? Get those arms ready. Good to see you. Wait, yeah.

Graham definitely won. Graham won, okay. That's my guy. Do you wanna give like a hustle award to someone who put the effort in but didn't quite do it for you? Low key, Liam, like he was very nonchalant with the gauntlet and it ended up crashing.

Okay. Short king. Hell yeah. Um, I don't know. That works. Wait, did you hit Dane? Did you get Dane? He got Dane. I don't think he got Dane.

Thanks for having us, guys. A lot of fun. Kyle. Great seeing you. You too, Kyle, you're the best man. You're the man. We appreciate it think you got Dane. Thanks for having us guys. Love Kyle. Great seeing you. You're the best man. We appreciate it. Alright, let's spin the wheel because all these guys would be on the wheel if it's wet. Oh, that's right. Literally all of them. It would be a real shame Kyle if we went wet today. Thank you. We got Kyle Sowers. Thank you. Alright, spin it. Did you get Tyler's number? Yeah, I did all the ads. Kyle Sowers. Good to see you, Kyle. Thank you. All right, spin it. You're like a whore. We do. Did you get Tyler's number?

Digits? Yeah, I did all the ads. Mountain Dew? Yeah, I did Mountain Dew. I did all the ads. Che, FaceTime him. You're FaceTiming right now, Che. I should wait a little bit, yeah.

Yeah. FaceTime him tomorrow for sure. Out tomorrow. I am as well. Sphere. What? Oh, you guys are in Sphere. I am as well. Sphere. What? Oh, you guys are on Sphere. Sphere part two.

Yup, we're going back. It's exciting. Going back. Do you have any other plans besides the Sphere? Oh, no. No, just Sphere. Oh, Sphere. What if you guys don't have fun?

You might not have fun. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's gonna be like Che FaceTiming. Wait, Kayla has the ratings. Yeah, no, she gave it. Oh it. Oh, she didn't do all of them. Who's cutest? Oh, did you want me to go? Oh you want to go all the way down? No no no

Just goes one top three good she said that Graham Graham top one Graham one ten out of ten what? like your phone Oh, no. That was the act. Is it? I guess so, yeah. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style, and save for a while It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yes, time to talk shop, we're doing Yankee Swap It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Thanks to Marlins.

Alright, see you tomorrow. I love you guys. Bye.