The Yak - A Rag-Tag Crew of Yakkers Start Planning Eddie's Block Party Bash | The Yak 6-13-25

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

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What's up boys? What's going on? We got Eddie, we got T. Major energy there. Hell yeah KB. What's up dog? The cat and Nick are, they're going to be a little late. They're going to be a little late. Is this, I mean again I'm very new to of this, but I have to imagine this is one of the most

motley and disparate groupings of Barstool content creators on the Yak. We call it a Yakagami. You've got a group that has never been grouped before. Oh, yeah, like, store-gami, hell yeah. It's like, oh, people will be like, it's a new Yakagami, this is a new one. Hell yeah. This is a new.

Any one person could leave, and it would still be a yakigami Yeah, like as long as as long as I'm here. I can have a run of yakigamis. Yes quite quite a few possible Permutations yeah me ad and Kate have never even linked. No, I don't think we've ever made eye contact in the same No, not in the same thought about it though. Do y'all just want to look at each other now? Sure, I can watch y'all look at each other Any looking good if you're just looking audio that no no no you keep eye contact You guys have similar beard structures all three of you. Well. I was thinking about that the other day

I was looking at like a lot of guys beards online And it all seems to grow kind of like around the chin and then here and it just I was I kind of came same inclusion That's wild that they all about they all come out the same way yeah yeah it's fucking crazy dude yeah that is pretty crazy it's nuts I don't know to sit I got my short shorts and I'm feeling these chairs oh jeez someone told me like they could see my like testicle the other day yeah that just ruined and you don't know if they're lying or not they might have been lying. But either way,

it seems as if it must have been pretty damn close, which is tough. I that happened to me at a Yeah, I've never I've never experienced that I guess you and oldie. Only ones the flap sticking the flaps. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I didn't know. I didn't know you heard that. I'm trying something new today.. And our tits, and tits. I'm trying something new today. Yeah, your hair looks good. I was like, should I just try and start going all natural? I have big, people don't realize how big my hair is.

You're a killer in the 80s. It's time for people to realize. I think it's adorable, and that's a good look on you. Thank you. Thanks, KP. When the other guys are here, they kind of try to pressure me to berate you. Yeah.

You feel less attractive and worse. I think that's whack. Can I pressure you? Make her feel good What make her feel that's what it? Yeah, I think she deserves that. Thanks This may be not the look I was gonna say I thought I gave you a youthful kind of ever Vessels You know, like but maybe Needs to be longer. I hit a point like once a year where if I don't do something with that I do something drastic where I do bangs with kitchen scissors

Or I get it dyed in some bad color or whatever and I'm getting close So you're not but so you you you you you can feel the impulse rising Yep, and yet you're going to charge right through that door Always and it always ends in tears, but I always do it. And I could feel it boiling up. Gonna have bangs again soon. Yeah, that's when I know. Yeah, something's up with you. Yeah.

That's like me with Chinese food. We talked about this the other day. Oh yeah. Chinese food is your bangs. Well, it's like, yeah, because you get the craving and you know it's coming and it's all you can think about. Then you finally do it and it feels so good in the doing. Yeah.

When the sesame chicken's hitting your belly next to some low main and fried rice you feel incredible and then the come down starts and you feel awful. I'll never fucking do this again. I'm such a fat piece of shit and then two weeks later you do it again. Yep. Every time Chinese food is an actual physical come down. Yeah, but we were saying like they gave me flack. They said I'm a horrible person because I would rather give up Christmas for a year

than cheese. Cheese the food. I'm actually on your side on that. Do you still get Eve? I think, I think, no. They said you don't get any of the Christmas season. You can't participate in it. You are cut out completely

Thanksgiving on you are not allowed to experience one Bit of jelility. I'll do Hanukkah Hanukkah Hanukkah They get eight days right but cheese isn't everything I mean incredible cheese a power player, a star or co-star in breakfast, lunch, dinner, hors d'oeuvres, snacks, and sometimes dessert. Look, I think that, I mean, obviously cheese made the finals for a reason. That was my first bracket. I feel like any other sporting exercise, momentum can be gained or lost in the doing and Christmas We just started fantasizing about Christmas and it just got hot

You know, you're just thinking about how nice everyone is to each other. What a good move your now I did we didn't point out this maybe a Bit representative of our privilege that we all seem to have very positive Christmas connotations and memories I feel like there's a lot of people who may be Like fucking hate Christmas or people because hey, maybe they grew up. They've had like some like bad experiences strictly a part a poor thing Thing but but yeah, no, I mean I fucking I wouldn't give up Christmas for anything not even cheese Yeah, I still would yeah now that I think about it more that don't surprise me the peer pressure

Didn't the peer pressure the room is dissipated. Yeah, I mean we would go we I would chill with my family like the next month It's a mmm. We don't need to rehash it. You should go listen to the bracket we don't but I don't think no man It was bracket. What was the topic? Things best things to start with see oh, okay, and the seating You should listen to the bracket pod and for no other reason then it's the most Absurd fucking seeding you've ever seen in your entire life One cowabunga got in as a 13 seed yeah the committee In the play I said in the play-in game. It was what chocolate

Play it's what I said in the play-in game. It was what chocolate chocolate cheese And one other massive see in the play-ins, so I was very fun though I don't want to come coming one right and then I remember was it almost it was in Chicago when I originally got the Massive massive backlash for saying cream pies were number one Well, they're like that's beastly and disgusting. That is biologically the best feeling in the world, right? Yes, but you can't be doing it all the time unless you went, Babes. Right?

Well I didn't say how. I mean I can now. Once you get fixed, that's the best part about a vasectomy. You got a cream pie all day. What season once you get fixed. That's the best part about a vasectomy. Yeah, you got a scream pot all day What season did you get snipped? I got uh, I? It was I can't I can't remember what time of year was because I wasn't I was gonna watch the Lord of the Rings the Whole time oh, but I did it um I Ended up sleeping the whole time you had to had to help them nuts mend up a little bit, okay, but No coming coming did well, okay, but it did not it ended up. It ended up getting beat out. Okay. But no coming, coming did well. Okay. But it did not. It ended up

it ended up getting beat out by some things. I think Nick ended up having quite a quite a creative argument cutting out some of the the the base for climaxing, which was the others back right there. There's a lot of good see Charles Barkley. I know chest didn't even make it on there bitches Yeah, I saw that I saw some of your blog you you play chess every day every day, bro Wow on my phone ever since Queen's Gambit Wow, I loved that show Yeah, I love that show too And it was finally like cuz I probably four or five times like I'm gonna get real into chess and then it never happened and Queen's Gambit was finally the

proverbial push over the edge What about checkers? I feel like checkers just got completely swept away. I mean boring game. People not like checkers. I played that a ton. When I was a kid we were always playing checkers. Awesome when you were a kid.

Awesome when you were a kid. I don't think I would play it now. It's like Connect Four. Are you a chess guy KB? No, no No, I actually don't I hate like Mathematical games they stress me out. Yeah, it is and that's that's where maybe chess is a bit Unique it is it is a perfect information game

So there's no randomness at all times which is very rare If you think about any games that you play at all times, everybody knows exactly what the other person you just have to be smarter Ultimate just fucking brawl to death. Are you not for me then? Yeah, definitely not I enjoy chess though. Yeah, I suck that I used to volunteer at the VA Hospital in my town when I was in high school Good personal art But all we did for an hour, a couple times a week, you went to the rec room and played games with these super old vets. And there was this guy Barney who every single time

he had really bad dementia, he always forgot my name, introduced myself to him every single time, and he destroyed me in chess and checkers every single. You know what I love about that? I couldn't remember my name, but was still so much part of me. And I was like, yeah, these games aren't't for me. Well the best part about that is it's all it's sometimes not the most fun to like Beat someone that you're just clearly better than but he always forgot that he was clearly better than him

So every time he got this new experience of playing you have like oh, okay Well, yeah better, but but he was never like oh here. She comes again I got a whooper ass not even gonna be faking it the whole time But but he was never like oh here. She comes again. I got a whooper ass not even gonna be faking it the whole time Fucking Charlie you son. Are you there was a gentleman named Claude? fizzle Blood good the third I tried to name drop him the other day. I thought you made that up He's a real man, and what he did a real name is he what did he do? He slaughtered his mother he killed her okay went to jail and in jail somehow worked his way up to the number two rank in the country

and qualified for like the national championships but couldn't play because you can't just leave prison. In what game? In chess. Chess? Yes. I think he's game this thing. Wait, I know a lot of chess lore and I've never, I've never, Charles.

Whoa. So what are the chances that somebody named Blood good would end up killing his own mother? Claude Frizzle blood good the third yeah, so I think he was He was like scamming he was gaming the system somehow in prison I Don't know anything look at that. No. He got a very high. Yeah, you got a very high rating by the you The US Chess Federation. I mean, I wonder do Kim. Can we find his rating? Can you see if you can find the rating on that Wikipedia page? Like I mean, I'm guessing he had to be plus 2000 a

1956 elo rating that's pretty insane. If you're 2000 or above you are Closing in on professional level I think like Grand Masters maybe like 24 2500 Interesting if only he had a love. Did he love chest before he murdered his mom also I don't know if he murdered his mother. Oh, I thought you said that I think It looks like he's convicted but yeah You know what another good body in a carpet put her in a swamp. Yeah, it sounds like maybe did it What makes you say I mean? Margaret though, you know if anybody ever had it coming. Yeah, she's right

He said his stepmother later according to his Wikipedia there by mail. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on Go back up go back up You're telling me that blood good the third murdered his mother and jumped it in the dismal swamp Is this a fantasy? It's in Norfolk the great dismal swamp Spooky does look fake. Hey, you know who else got put away for murder Jay Atlanta star Atlanta kind of a one-hit wonder You know who else got put away for murder? Atlanta Star. Kind of a one hit wonder.

Silento. Oh. Uh, no he murdered, he killed someone. And he would have been, think about how famous he would have been in the TikTok era. He was, oh no, no, divine era. Yes, like now, nowadays, he would have been massive, he would have made so much money Maybe never would have killed his cousin. Yeah, you went like six times platinum with the watch me

What are you familiar with the watch me whip? Watch me Nene killed his cousin it said in it Why come on solenta? I thought so he's from Atlanta Yes, okay. I thought that was a name you You said Atlanta Star. Cause right after Blood Good, I was very confused. I wasn't, yeah, yeah. I was trying to keep you hanging there. Salento or Cisco, better one hit wonder.

Cisco. Cisco for sure. That bong song still gets it going. True. Oh yeah, so I don't think anyone really liked the Watch Me Whip song. But it was massive. That's true, but the dance is fun. Kids were, the kids were moving.

He didn't like invent the dance though. Wait, he's true but the dance is fun kids were like invent the dance though you were wait he didn't invent the dance no he was like 16 years old and just sung about the dances oh I've had this story all wrong the entire time I thought he invented the dance and you're more of a Harlem Shake guy I was big into the I think I'm on YouTube doing the Harlem Shake yeah everybody made a Harlem Shake video at that time. That's not a rare thing, but uh, yeah. You were, that was a big part of your life. That, the mannequin challenge, like you were... Yeah, I did some mannequin challenges.

Did you ever plank? I never planked. I planked. Like, honed. Did you move it like Bernie? Move it like Bernie? Yeah. Yeah, like you pretend to be dead and somebody makes you look oh, yeah

Yeah weekend at Bernie's Escaped me you're just shaking man. I can't I forgot Coning was where you grabbed the ice cream from the ice cream part instead of the cone, correct? Yes First is handy. That's I think that one's actually fun. Very silly. That's it. You're a did I just got a for who? We should cone somebody today. For the idea of just purposely getting my hands that sticky for a bit. I don't know. I have no desire to grab the ice cream by the cream itself.

I think the first person to ever do it, that's one of the funnier moments. That is a good bit actually. Everything after. Quick note, speaking of ice cream, I was bitching a little bit, it was a little soupy the last couple days. This is the best it has ever been. Really?

It is, whatever they did, it is today is the best ice cream day we have had yet. It is perfect. I've seen Jacob in here a couple early mornings on the machine, legitimately grinding to make it work. Whatever they did, they have absolutely nailed it. I had a huge cup of it with my BLT for lunch. I'm just like eating ice cream all the time now for no reason. And I was like,

you know what, I'll go get with the BLT a huge cup of ice cream. Fucking little sweet and savory mix. Hell yeah. Don't tell Big Cat that. Oh, he doesn't like to mix. You're right. That's right. What he hates the mix. I like I I prefer food to be an Amalgamated mess like when I eat a Thanksgiving meal I just mix up all the elements into one pile important to you stuff it in on dinner roll. Yes fuck Yes, dude, you guys just go straight straight out Fred Flintstone. Yeah. Yeah. Mixed foods. I like to take a bite of something that me again liquid in my mouth as well. What Freddie was doing, Kyle.

I never watched the program. I knew he was a slob. Yeah. A reckless slob. Drove with his feet. You didn't watch it. You never seen it. No. How old are you, KB? Thirty two Okay? I'm 36 Yeah, I missed a lot of stuff The live-action Flintstones movie was big for me as a kid John John Goodman and bar whoever played Barney rubble was the dad Was it a Baldwin? No, it was Rick Moranis. Oh Yes, oh wow Rosie O'Donnell was the cave lady wife Rick Moranis is coming back y'all saw that I tweeted about I said, I don't care if this is good or not

I'm just happy Rick Moranis is back me too didn't get punched in the face in New York City. Yeah What the fuck dude, how do you do that to Rick? That's fucked up. I know and he was like right before he made his kind of soft return He did that mint mobile commercial or something back in the day with Ryan Reynolds and they got fucking punched They never did release that honey. I shrunk the kids today. There was he supposed to do a new one of those, too Oh, I have no idea. I I didn't see if they did I watched the original long ago with my kids What a movie I've only taken shrooms once and when I did I watched that. That's a bold choice for your first time eating mushrooms. Just wanted to get stomped by Rick's foot Kyle. I will say

it's uh... When was this? This was probably about a year and a half ago. Oh recent. Yeah recent, first time doing the shroom. Did you enjoy it? Uh it felt like I maybe I didn't take them take enough because it was like a it was a quick flash and how'd you take them like chocolate bar yeah yeah yeah you just need a little micro dose just a little just a little feeling yeah I probably should have done more I don't know yeah I'm into the micro dose it makes me really not that I typically don't but it makes me really respect diversity yeah Of all the ways to in that sentence Get off on diver I was like walking down the Chicago River and seeing all like the multi-ethnic tourists

Yeah, and I was loving your pins it how beautiful a cool world beautiful to get this opportunity Yeah, you were you were engaging in The in the wonderful myth of America, right? This melting pot ideal that we all grew up in social studies learning about. Give me your tired, your hungry, your poor world. It's going to come in here together and make it happen. It was beautiful, yeah. I took some in Mexico and we were in the water and there was a jetty that was just packed

full of raccoons that were getting trashed From the resort, and we just couldn't stop watching their dynamic Yeah, yeah good for us Was it nighttime or daytime daytime is that's not good I know they say those raccoons are probably got some some array issues if they're out middle of day bright sun rabies Freaks me out. Have you ever seen like when rabies rabies give someone hydrophobia? No, what's hard? I read the whole read up on it. Okay, so you know more than I do I don't know much beyond I saw one internet video and I was like fuck this

Hydrophobia, I guess it's just like you can't take in water anymore body starts like full body convulsing like Just like that and then you just gradually get more and more fearful and then you die that sucks Yeah, I think you're lying are you doing a bit I think your amygdala swolls Are you doing a bit? I think your amygdala swolls Okay, never mind there. Well, I thought so I thought it was a physical reaction to the water though You're saying it's a fear of the water and that's why I thought you were doing a bit because the phobia part Wait, you're talking about rabies, right? Yes. I thought rabies gives you hydrophobia. Well, it kills you in many ways Oh, but you go out you go out bad. Yeah It kills you in many ways. Oh, but you go out you go out bad. Yeah

Apparently you get really scared. Oh fuck I knew none of this and you get more scared and more scared and then Does it also have a hundred percent death rate if you get right if you get your phone it can take years? Yeah, but if you get rabies that there is no you never shake it I thought it was like within yeah, if you don't get the shots right away. You're fucked Yeah, but if I get bit by a Daytime rakin can I go and get the shots? Yes? Yes, and then you could be okay. Oh My god, you gotta get the shots like a meeting 59,000 people a year That's too many wait. That's too many wait. I thought it was like 14. So did I what the fuck?

that's why they say you wake up and that on your house you got a You would have people how many people in the u.s. Do you think dive rabies a year? That would maybe the stat that I would 95% in Africa and Asia More okay, so Erica might be really low. Yeah, I think I think we're safe I could see Chet Holmgren dying of rabies Yeah, yeah, he has no seem cool like collapsing or something. He has no mass to absorb the poison Mm-hmm. I get trust him. I get artificially angry about Chet Holmgren's legs

Kate have you ever seen Chet Holmgren's legs? Sue the fuck is Chet Holmgren. Yeah, fuck that. I have no idea. There's no reason why you should know OKC Thunder player Chet Holmgren. Oklahoma City Thunder. But look at this man's legs. Look these legs up. Is that done with yet, by the way?

Are we done? Nah, game four tonight. Game four tonight. Jesus Christ. It goes on for a while. It never ends. That's it, it is a slog. I mean, what are we doing here? Whoa. That's fucking crazy looks like Slender Man there. That's insane

No, why they like 610 right? Yeah, he might even be some foot. I don't know but there's but there's other you know There's some footers all over the NBA that don't have these these toothpick legs. I don't know Yeah He has like long demons in him, I think. Yeah. Really? He's from Minnesota? Certainly. That's why?

Yeah, he just got exposed for attending private school. Well, he's a- Loser. And I have no problem with this, because I do this as well, but he's a code switching master. I think code switching is completely normal and a good acceptable practice just Trying to get along out for it. Oh, yeah Yeah, you want to get along with your boys and like some boys act different in different groups

I don't think it's a big deal, but home room definitely goes deep on the code-switching. I think that's just basketball I think that's like who you grow up with yeah around yeah the women do it, too I Don't know what the yeah, I think it's fine. Is that would you ever like to wrestle someone that tall? Someone I don't even know how that would work dude. I'd like to see you do it. It would look bad I Would be who has the you would beat him you would look so bad Would look ugly Look wait so so they are they're really going in on chip for this. Why do they care? No, I think because he said like he came from the trenches

You gotta know that we have Google now we're gonna find out now Which is you gotta know that we have Google now. We're gonna find out now It was also a sent el tweet that quoted him as coming from the trenches that people are oh So he didn't say that it sent tells go to this quote that people are if it's format it like that I'm gonna believe it Sentels a genius so he did Sorry he has had some code switching moments though the Intel's a genius. So he did. It's got everybody. I feel bad for him now. Sorry. He has had some code switching moments, though. The Thanksgiving plate thing.

Again, I think we need to be clear. I don't think that's a negative. I think it's just trying to get along with people. You're just trying to fit in and have fun. We all code switch to some degree. I won't be the judge on that. Kate, do you feel like you have to code switch here every day? I slip into Southern.

Surrounded. Oh, yeah. Surrounded by certain people. I find myself just slipping into it when I talk to Brandon. I was watching you when you prank called. This got posted or something recently when you prank called Minzy. Minzy. On that radio station.

Yeah. I couldn't hold onto the accent. It slipped into something else and I couldn't bring it back that's hard I don't know how actors who are like British do American for a whole movie or vice versa yeah that's kind of a mind fuck especially the ones where you'd like genuinely can't tell yeah it's good you seem to be pretty unwavering on as far as you've been the same dude for a long time. Yeah, same.

Steady. I feel about you. Same cadence. You ever try switching it up? It's a good question. In your past. Maybe when I hang out with like Tommy Smokes. Wait, New York. Yeah, you know, you just you're just getting like it's kind of like what Danny's turned into now you hang out those guys long enough You'll yeah, yeah, I find when I'm around a Canadian. I just can't help but want to be like oh, you know Just got to do it for the boys. Oh, let's go. Let's go boys. Let's go

Hey pucks on the ice shots on net spitting chicklet hanging out with them. You find yourself doing it for sure It's such a satisfying accents to fun and satisfying accent to engage with. You know, they say you've really mastered the accent when you can both tell and understand jokes in that accent. Interesting. Yeah. Give me an example. Well, Let me think here for a second, okay. how much y'all like how much y'all like mayonnaise? Cuz mayonnaise those are men I fuck this actually I fuck this love you supposed to do

Mayonnaise some good-looking dogs. I I'm not I'm not I'm not fluent. I see where you go. You see what I'm saying? You have to be Speaking of code switching did did you who did you have a guest? We were up in the, and he walked by, and we like screamed. I was, yes. I got walked in on lat raising 15 pound dumbbells by Ice Cube and his crew. Ice Cube was here.

So fun fact, White Sox Dave is the keeper of Ice Cube when it comes to Barstool sports content. That makes sense, yeah. He is, yeah. He is easy, yeah. I don't know how it happened, but years ago, whenever Ice Cube's in town, White Sox Dave's like, hey, I got Ice Cube on the horn. What?

Yeah. How? It's his people, but still, it's funny how it happened. White Sox Dave is just the Ice Cube whisperer. I love that Wonton was alone on Drop a Pin 2. So we just had like a- It was a solo. We had like a Barbo Walters like,

yeah, sit down. Donnie did a Drop a Pin with ice cubes? It's just Donnie and Ice Cube doing Drop a Pin together. I would melt like an ice cube. Yeah. He was very nice. We were waving at him through the window and he was- Yeah, we had him for like 45 minutes on the stretch

and he was great. Talked some 90s rap talk Anaconda a lot that was fun I love that movie good movie one that legitimately terrified me as a child like looking back on like how's that possible but I was deeply deeply fearful of the movie Anaconda. Were there human breasts in Anaconda? I don't remember. There was definitely jugs. Wet jugs. Yeah, it's a star-studded cast. It's like J.Lo, John Voight, Ice Cube obviously, Owen Wilson is in it.

Damn. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Anaconda's cast is very well- It is, yeah. I think the first boobs I ever saw were from a movie, and it was Kate Winslet in Titanic. That was a lot of people's first boobs. That's a late boob. I'm sorry.

I mean, what year are we talking here? What year would Titanic come out? 98, 99? 97, I think. Yeah, you're right. So I was like eight years old. I mean, I used to jerk off to my mom's shape magazines, so we were pretty desperate. I also thought the vagina was on the pelvis

in the same way that a penis is. And so when I was looking at these shape magazines, I always thought right behind that triangle, there in the middle, there's the vagina, hell yeah. Where we exist, yeah. And you just stand straight up and just kinda... Join the ever growing club. Yeah.

It's like hit each other. And then I remember being at camp and one of the older guys telling me like, dude, that's the thing, man. It's way farther down than you think. Like what? I didn't believe him. It would be funny to be able to scroll through like your fifth grade spank bank like what you thought was sexy then or like was like whatever for sure

but Did y'all ever uh? My friends probably won't appreciate me doing this, but i've done it publicly before just not on a stage this large Did y'all ever um? Jerk off with the boys or the girls in the same room? The Beatles did that. The Beatles were into that apparently. Really? Yeah. That was like a news story of a few years ago. It was like the Beatles jerked

off together. I don't want to say that great minds jerk alike, but here we are. My friends are basically the Beatles. I feel like because back then you had to really, It was like one of you found a porn the guy Kate since things you only had a certain amount of time to watch it so it was like I guess we're a weird team right now the one the one kid spotted on his computer and it'd be there after school and Everybody gets separate blankets and you just oh

Didn't have that You know somebody else I think yeah, I don't know not in the same room But definitely maybe like switching out tagging it out like different I don't know if there's an upstairs and there's different bedrooms like you know go to yeah different rooms You guys have to like smuggle jerking off basically and so you're pretty much. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you this You don't want to see your friend's face during. No.

It's an awful expression. It's very intent, but also very slack at the same time. You're all trying to pretend you don't know that. Paradoxical, focused and unfocused. It's a gross, gross face. Whose face you thinking about right now? I got four or five. They're just permanently in prison.

Permanently etched in. What's the icebreaker right after that I You know what somebody make a joke or it's like this is where I think we get into like memory suppression is I cannot fucking remember Mm-hmm. I cannot remember what happens afterwards do we all finish at the same time. It was definitely like who's got next on mad Sorry Briana banks, we're going back to John Madden. Yeah, exactly. Who was your, what was your first boob, KB, let's just say.

That's something that just did not stick to me. No. My cousin, he had a, like a ceiling tile like this, he like, I went in his room, he pushed it up, and it was, he had the Sable Playboy. Let's go, let's go. Sable? Sable. Sable was among my first boobs from a wrestling pay-per-view

We had a chest sable is a wrestler. Yeah Married a Brock Lesnar now really? Power couple dude. Oh she uses the handprints on her boobs that was legendary Hey, what was the first? What was the first penis you ever saw? The Carolina squeezer at church camp Carolina Squeezer? Yeah, I thought you were supposed to squeeze it I didn't know what you were supposed to do with it

I just yanked on it like an udder That's why my friends started calling it the Carolina Squeezer Because afterwards I was like, here's what happened And they were like, that's not what you're supposed to do I was like, oops Were you in Carolina? Yeah it was for church camp. Yeah we were on the border of what's that Carowinds where the rollercoaster goes in North Carolina and South Carolina. No way. We're making out all over Carowinds on our free day that we weren't fixing up houses. Wait so this is kind of fascinating to me, and everything goes down to church camps, but this is kind of fascinating to me.

So before you ever saw a digital penis or anything like that, you saw it in real life first? Yeah, acoustic. Whoa. Wow. I mean, health book. I saw a cartoon of it. Yeah, but no, but that, no, yeah, that's like, that's an experience.

It's a little freaky. I know. That's why I was like, that's like yeah, that's an experience. Mm-hmm. It's a little freaky I know that's why I was like Give it a squeeze In the pine trees behind a Catholic school We snuck out has anybody ever found and this is a real thing and a lot of people tell me it's not but I know It's a real thing because I experienced it and it's online a lot lot of people have. But running around in the woods when you were younger, did you ever come across woods porn? The magazines in the wilderness.

Yes, yes. I found a duffel bag of Playboys. You actually did? Uh-oh. That's like a real thing. And you can Google it. It's a real phenomenon. Yes, I found a, me and my friends in the backyard

of my buddy's house found a duffel bag of playboys and it was like I mean it was like gold Imagine I mean what a find right when you open it up Did you leave him there or like and it was like you all knew there's my buddy's house And yeah, he ended up leaving him there. I don't know what ended up Happening to them long term and this is at a time when an FHM or a Maxim could still do quite a bit for the crew. And so to just suddenly stumble upon Playboys and Penthouses was, it was big.

Oh yeah. It was a big moment. What else, what could you want more at that age? Nothing. Not money, because you don't really have the means to spend it. No, no I mean, yeah I didn't want a license at the time. Nothing. Not money because you don't really have the means to spend it. No. No, I mean, yeah, I didn't want a license at the time either, really.

So did you bring them home or you just like planted them in the woods? We did not know that those. I specifically remember just looking at them for a long time in the woods and then putting them back in the bag and leaving them in the woods. If his parents would have found them, it would have been not a good scene. Bad news. Yes, very religious household. I remember we found one of my friend's dad's pornos too

and it was a VHS tape. It was called Nina does them all. Hell yeah, Nina. And then we popped it in. And we watched it. And we were young. We were probably like sixth grade, you know, fifth grade. And then one of the kids told his parents so well, I was that kid. So what's the point of doing that? I was that kid. Were you? And I never, not in that situation,

but I would tell my parents if I did something wrong. I had a tough, I had a heart of gold and a conscience of gold. True. Damn. What was the, was there a specific one that you remember more than the others? What was the, uh, what was there a specific one that you remember more than the others?

Um, I think I told my mom that I cheated on a test. Were you crying? No, that wasn't, that was my sister. She did this and then she told the teacher, which is crazy. Yeah. I wasn't that good. I hope, I hope my kids are like that. That'd be nice. I remember I was you have to be real cool about it. Street smarts. You kind of want them. I mean, yeah.

I don't know what the fuck I want for my kids now because everything is terrifying. And like, like what we just talked about, like how are they? So I don't want the kids are gonna do shit like that. But now they have the internet. Like, I don't know. I don't know the kids are gonna do shit like that But now they have the internet like I don't know I don't know how to raise a kid in the internet age. Yeah, but you kind of want this like the sandlot thing, right? I want you to get into trouble. Yes, true. You want that? Absolutely. Yeah I just don't them one them to be addicted to porn at like eight years old The main the main hurdle that we're trying to trying to avoid and turn out the internet

Not even to get into porn But to tell chat GPT what kind of porn they want specifically and then feed it to them Yeah, how much how many how many people do you know in your everyday life that are using? AI to like navigate life because I'm the number is starting to increase for me and it is It's it's kind of wigging me out a little bit. Yeah I had that same except boy told me he used it to message girls on Hinge, and it worked better than his baseline behavior. People are using it to sext.

Because it's always so awkward, it's like, what do I say here? And so people are using AI to like sext for them. So, because it's like writing a paper for you kind of and so you feel less awkward because it's like well, so this is almost like a that's a little weird to me. It's almost like a snake eating. It's I mean, my wife was working with someone recently, a business owner, and they were doing an interview and the business owner was asked about the business or she was somebody

underneath the owner, but whatever, just to represent the business asked about the business for an interview and she said, well, hold on a second. Went to chat GPT, got it to answer and then read off the answer to the reporter word for word. But this is like a snaking in its own tail thing, right? Because the machines originally built this database from us and now we're going back to them and soon enough everybody's going to be pulling from the same hive mind and what we just completely flattened That's that's crazy to think about but

You're right That's why I refuse Can believe that I choose to be dumb yeah die in ignorance. It should be our new slogan I bet there's comedians out there do it like using it for I mean we watched some of them, like the AI fake standup comedy and the jokes were bad, but would still do okay. I think it's going to make the common vernacular universal. It's not going to be regional differences.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Because everyone's going to be pulling from the same internet sources. Which granted, I guess we've been in that process for a while now when they talk about the kind of, I guess it's actually the opposite, the shattered monoculture. Because back in the day, it used to be everybody's maybe watching one show. I'll say it, that's the first time shattered monoculture has been said on the act. Congratulations to you, sir. It's like the third word you've used. I've said shattered before, but not monoculture. It's like the third word you've used.

I've said shattered before. But not monoculture. It's like MASH, right? How many people watch the finale of MASH? Not me. I've heard about it. No, but yes, we all know. It's like the most ever, right?

It's the show. Now everybody's like, have you seen this? Have you seen this? Oh no, it's on this. And you've got to pay this. It's like a diner menu. It's in its third season It's a lot of kids. It's not that heavy of a lift. It's only six episodes a season And there's in there's no my cookie. Yes, you're all doing I'm never gonna do it It's a bad feeling. I will I do have to say I have to jump on it

I did finally finish the Nathan Fielder's. Oh, I cried. Are you supposed to cry at the end? I had a single tear come down my face. I was like, that was beautiful. I find in watching the rehearsal that any emotion you feel is okay because it's such an absurd show that yes, it can make you feel everything and anything. I don't know how to explain it.

I was laughing as a tear came down. I was like, oh my God. I felt proud of him. I was like, oh my God. That's insane. I feel like oh my god I felt proud of him that's insane I feel like 15 to 20 years ago that would be the world talking about yes the rehearsal now it's just like one in a one in a thousand yeah and why is that the We arrive once again Yeah, I think Like ratings before like what year just don't matter because they just had nothing else. It was the app, right? Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. It's it was complete different limited options. So you show up where you can yeah the

God, I bet you made some fucking money though for sure I mean on bash the advertising how much I'd be actually interesting to look at would be like how much a 60-second spot would have cost you for mash verse nowadays prices Super Bowl pricing I don't think people watched and it was like probably what percent of the world watched mash by a pretty I think I mean again a high percentage of the country like a way higher than ever do anything at one time What was the most watched show of all time? Was it was that it? I believe the nationality Yeah, the mat well, how many how many was it? J? Do you know a

Hundred what are there 300 million in the u.s. Something like that a hundred million people watch that is insane What's it about Vietnam or Korea or Vietnam could be correct or it's Korean War Korean War yeah, and the ending okay? There was some high drinks, but there was some wait it is so they so they just did they did kind of like an honest Like sad ending to it Kind it's do you want the spoiler? Do you guys want the match? Don't spoil my I won't I won't spoil mash for you. It's dark fine spoil I gotta know is it darker than the show dinosaur on HBO

See See Of everything pop culture, and I've been so out of the loop you've seen that though never even heard of it The costumes are so sick now I've been like ABC years. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know HBO, but it was like a UPN Wait, but Eddie so what happened at the end of dinosaur though? It was like well, that's it. We're going extinct The fucking comments are coming in and they're all like huddled together like this fun family comedy now, okay I guess we just it's like the end of Don't Look Up, where they're having the final meal

before the asteroid hits the Earth. Wait, so what happens at the end of MASH though? Somebody else does smother a baby. You've seen this Kyle. No. Kyle, you've never seen this? It looks so silly in... This is right up your alley.

It was a sitcom. You don't know my alley. It was like... My alley's narrow. It was a sitcom. You don't know my alley. It was like, it was like. My alley's narrow. It was like the Cosby show with dinosaurs. Like you had the teenager who wore the letterman jacket. Yeah.

Yeah. The dad in his plaid, just a classic blue collar dad. Yes. Making bumbling dad jokes. Michael Jacobs productions. Who doesn't know about this? Anthropomorphic dinosaur. And go down, it some some very serious themes Kyle

Like if you there's like there's a part where it shows what yeah, there it is look at this Environmentalism the two-legged dinosaurs were racist against the four-legged dinosaurs In the form of Robbie doing the solo mating dance, I'm about to start calling it that yeah in the solo mating dance The Gulf War they had a Gulf War episode So and it was animatronic dinosaur. This was HBO ABC. It looks like sorry did they cuss? No, but they all had catchphrases like the baby would be like I'm the baby gotta love me and and the audience Yeah, oh I know

No, you definitely did you definitely did your childhood is less than for I've not seen seen dinosaurs It was ABC. There you go. Yeah, it was powerful powerful. I love but I love like those costumes like I'm a massive fan of Masks and miniatures and like movies and TV shows and I feel like there's been some pushback I mean, I feel like we're going down the CGI overly CGI route for a while now people started to push back a bit Which I hope are you familiar with the the animation mash or not mash? mashing Matt mask all caps

I the only thing I know about that is that There's a robot named t-bob a bumbling idiot comedic relief side character a little robot named t-bob Bob a bumbling idiot comedic relief side character a little robot named t-bob And I think and then every clip you can find on the internet like t-bob you fucking idiot He's just he's always fucking stuff up look at him Short for thingamabob. Oh What is your t stand? I've actually never got thingamabob. I've got a million and nobody's ever that early I've got a million and nobody's ever

that early T stands for a pity me little only that is a little baby that sounds like it would begin with a P a pity But be exactly but think about it phonetically, but the but the T T Bob because you were little No, cuz I was a third. So if you're like junior third second, whatever, you know junior second same thing is So if you're like junior third second, whatever, you know junior second same thing is If you're just like it's like a big Mitch little Mitch thing got it like like the same same exact deal. Got it That's interesting. It sounds like a southern thing. That's like a cajun thing cajun thing Yeah, I grew up in George, so I don't have an accent but my grandpa's first language was French. Oh cool Yeah, so so I come from a very Cajun family Grandpa's first language was French. Oh cool. Yeah, so so I come from a very Cajun family

Fuck yes, we were getting deep on dinosaur You've seen the show dinosaur what that's the woman I'm the baby gotta love me You don't fucking know dinosaur I didn know, I never even heard of it. Damn. I'm sorry about that, Nick's walking in as well. That's our bad boys. It's all good. We're doing your thing. Well, we were just doing some...

If you weren't doing your thing, then I'd be upset. He was doing the solo mating dance? Shattered monocle. How's everyone doing? Good. Doing good. It's been fun. This was a yak agami. Yes was I guess it's sure until I run out of all the possible combinations. I'm gonna tweet out the link my bad

You know yesterday was something Yeah, yeah see the the finale. I people were saying I look like the whale from Brendan Fraser One picture of me with all my you and you guys you smiling with the cream Yeah, so genuinely happy though. I was happy, but I also I don't think I've ever had a worse picture in my life It's cuz it's cuz it took away all edges of your face, correct all hair Oh, yeah, I looked exactly like no angle all hair was hidden. It was just all smooth roundness insane Can you pull it up TJ picture? I didn't see this. Oh, man. I looked hideous Did you almost have an undefeated run besides the?

Besides mincy till yeah into the goat. I was never gonna beat me but every every everything else I won. Yeah, I almost had it the mega antique was Everything else I won. Yeah, I almost had it the mega antique was so perfect The sound of the mega antique that Whump that does a heavy thwomp. Well, I know it took it took the air out Quite literally took the air out Geez, you have the picture me as Brendan Fraser? I also enjoyed Kate giving me the cigarette so I could really lean into my French character.

You nailed it. That was very kind. You nailed it. Your grandpa would be proud. French press was genius. Thank you. Thank you. How'd you know he passed?

Was that how he answered? What? Your grandfather passed away? Yeah, I was back during COVID. Fucking COVID. Fuck COVID, dude. Did COVID get him? Yes, fucking COVID got him.. Fucking COVID. Fuck COVID, dude. Did COVID get him?

Yes, fucking COVID got him. Fucking bullshit ass. No, it's not that one, TJ. I sent it to the group chat last night. He's smiling and he's desperately happy in it. Did you guys do any ads yet? Just the opener. No.

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Yeah, look at that Lurching proffering wreck of a man It's disgusting. Oh, a lurching, proffering wreck of a man. Zooming close. It's disgusting. What? Taking away all shape of my face. Oh my god.

Everything. It's so bad. The worst you've ever been. Like, such a cuck. So much of you is covered up, and you look horrible. You look horrible. You look like a cuck. But I don't know, though.

I don't know. I mean, yes, like, maybe sexually bad, but like, there's a joy. There's a joy in that smile, you are so oh clearly having a good time I was having the best time my life I mean I almost drowned But I was having the best time my life and you said your nose smells like rotten still smells like I like woke up in The middle of the night and I had a smell of whipped cream in my nose and also coffee

I didn't know they got bad. You look like the peeping Tom that they tried to turn gold dust into do you remember? Yes? Yes, kind of what you look like. Yes Kyle We had DND in the green room today. Can I say that? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? I don't think you talk about anything that happened in the green room today, and I walked in I thought I was the only one in there big cat was in there This is illegal. This is oh At 940 so smothered what what was it? It was the biggest burrito I've ever seen

Burrito again and Kyle I thought that was like a one-off experiment. I don't think so. A 10 a.m. burrito again? It actually got here late. It was actually supposed to be here at 9.30. 9.30? Who delivers burritos at 9.30? I've been waking up super early and working out,

and so by 10 o'clock, that's like noon now. And he saw me and he said, please don't tell. Who? What type of burrito Al pastor so not even breakfast no not even close next but wait you didn't order any more after you had that one might Order more after that cuz everyone's like ooh burrito. I was like yeah get in on it So I'm gonna have another burrito I Get up when I get up when I wake up at 545 no no listen to me 545 I'm waking up

I'm working out. It's from 6 to 7 take my kids to school by 930 that is lunchtime When did you turn into a 545 guy? I don't know I haven't been able to sleep So I got you guys take any sleeping pills no melatonin Melatonin doesn't give you scary dreams? It does. I get the worst fucking dreams. The saddest dreams.

I sleep awful. The saddest realest dreams. So I've been taking, I took Unisom, which is like over the counter, I think it's the same as melatonin, it's supposed to make you not feel groggy. I probably have taken that for like two years straight. And then like three weeks ago I was like, you know what, I'm going to quit, I'm going to just try to sleep normally and All this change is like I have been fine going to bed. I just wake up at 545 I don't know what the fuck it is how many hours are you getting per night like five?

About six okay, you know you can't do that. What do you mean hands? I've lived my entire adult life at like five to six hours. Maybe you guys could yeah Maybe we're built actually or you're in your energized I'm tired and just my dying them for the record. I am tired all the time. Yeah, and see that's what I mean Yeah, six is just isn't enough to maintain. I agree, but what do I do? I wake up? I like wake up Like as awake as you could be at 545 You have to sacrifice something or someone. You're gonna have to sacrifice something? Not kill, but dead them.

They're taking up too much of your time. Just give up somebody from your life. Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. I'm tired. I have not, I don't remember the last time I was not tired. What's your peak sleepy hour? I go, I don't remember the last time I was not tired. What's your peak sleepy hour? I? Go I will take I sometimes take like a

This is now I we're too deep I take a There's occasionally times. I'll take a 15-minute nap around 7 p.m. A 15 minute nap Oh, buddy A 15 minute nap? 7pm? Oh buddy. It's when I'm putting my daughter to sleep I lay in her room and I'll fall asleep for about 15 minutes and then I'll wake up and leave her room. Hey that's a good sleep though. But it's also a bad sleep because it's like

just go to bed. Do you feel better when you wake up? I feel so much better. 15 minute nap is great. I don't know if that's a bad thing., did y'all ever hear this growing up the like? Like emergency room doctors that's what they used to do like the 20 minute nap yeah anything over 20 minutes will fuck you up Okay, so it's like 15 to 20 you get juice for like a few hours I thought 26 was scientifically the perfect is that it 26 is the perfect nap that's what I think so I think Japan they do it perfectly they they all lay down

Those dudes will work 24 7 and die in a bush on yeah. Yeah They just yeah, they just do cigarettes and gamble and then die. What's the perfect nap to you and work hard? Yes, very my high school tried it. We had nap week. What yes Buddy, it was what was your high school? You had nap week What? Yes. What? Buddy, what was your high school? It was, uh, me and, yeah. You had nap week? What was your, what were your high school? High school, not kindergarten? No, this was high school. Mine and Danny's high school.

We had nap week. Walk me through this whole thing. It was like, it was like right after, like, everyone's lunch day, like, said on the PA, they're like, alright, we're gonna give everyone, like, whatever it was, 20, 25 minutes, then everyone put their head down, and the whole school took a nap. Did anybody nap? Just for one week for one would y'all fuck around? No, we would sleep like we would try we would be quiet and keep her eyes closed like you know

It's like a heads-up 7-up kind of thing But I don't know some people would probably fall asleep But they were trying to pull from like that kind of culture where they take naps midday and they feel better a siesta And after one week they're like never mind. What is the perfect length of a nap? Here we go guys don't that depends on your goal. Where'd you pull 20? Yeah, see 10 to 20 minutes and pull say in 26 That was like so specific And this all is backed up by like anecdotally if I sleep for an hour. I feel like garbage. Yeah, it's the worst time Yeah, that's funny. It says 90 minutes is actually preferable to an hour

Because it says you can yeah Yeah, I'm I I can I can literally fall asleep at any time set my alarm and wake up in 20 minutes and feel good Can we try to have you sleep? Mid-show we try to do that once we do that. Who was sleeping Titus? Yeah had an air mattress I do that who was sleeping tightest yeah, had an air mattress in the middle of the floor here I've had too much coffee today That's the other thing I drink so much coffee a lot of grout today. Yeah, and that'll keep I'm fucked up I have a fucked up sleep. So do y'all are y'all do y'all like fall asleep naturally? Yeah, raw dog in it so easily really I'm the best sleeper probably in this building really oh yeah

I sleep well and as soon as I want to just lay down and close your eyes You don't read anything. I do a little bit on your phone. No see that's my problem I read my phone you know I'm like just terrifying thoughts swirling around in your head about everything that's gonna go wrong Well, he's got the door stopper. Yeah, yeah, I have the bar on my door Wait what is it? How'd you know I have the door on my door What is that how'd you know of the door stopper you told that I never forgot The you know you know the bars that you put under your doorknob what? What is this you get the doorknob you put an angled bar under your doorknob soon even if the doors unlocked They can't kick it through wait

Are you talking you're doing like the fucking thing that people used to do on their steering wheel Under my doorknob is your only I called Fuck does the bar I forget yeah bar it was a name Everyone loved it the I see them sometimes I have like an angled bar under my door what yes, so every night right before you go to bed? I put the bar up under my knob wait So is your own club? Yeah, is your only fear though somebody breaking into your room. I don't want to wake up and see somebody no I agree, but you have no other anxieties that torture you at night. You're like okay. I got the bar

I can't get attacked. I guess I'm good to sleep now. Yeah, I'm pretty good. Yeah, that's yeah That's impressive. So you every night before you go to bed. You're like alright time for bed Front door back door and bedroom both all have the ball have the bar yeah, it was a three-pack I got well, no it was a two-pack, and I bought one more I'm sorry if that was in confidence. No no no it's fine. I'm I'm a secure guy What are you gonna do when you hear a window shatter? I'm gonna take the bar off the door and hit him I do feel like a cop every night when I do the full the full perimeter. I got perimeter Jack Man make sure everything's like no there's worse than laying down in bed and being like tonight

Well, it's just like the door I there was a guy Someone like rummage through a car across the alley for me the other week, and I actually solved the crime no big deal My cameras are my cameras the cops came in they're like hey, we saw your cameras I was like yeah, I got you and you saw the guy so but the guy in obviously shouldn't be doing this but I I don't know how to say this without like he's bad guy was rummaging through people's stuff, but

He was also just walking down the alley trying everyone's door like he tried my door. Yeah. Yeah, that's scary So I'm kind of like but I'm also like Hey, I did my job. I locked my door. He didn't do anything extra get the bar, but it was almost like a but not I don't say it's a little bit because he was doing, a little bit, just because he was like, like his effort to break in was so low, literally just jiggled the handle of the door and it was locked and he just went to the next one. Okay. That's not the baddest guy.

Right. Right. He had it coming. But if your door was unlocked, what would have happened? He would have gone to more locked doors. So like he wouldn't have been able to go anywhere else. OK. I think he got into a side door across the alley and then was able to get in the garage.

He didn't steal a person's car. He just looked through it. Didn't steal anything. When I locked us out of the house last week while Pat was gone, me and the kids, I was texting with my neighbors. I have a little group jacks for like full townhouse thing and my one neighbor She's a petite lady She's like oh I got you and she came over and she just reached her hand in my mail slot and opened my door and got in My house, and I was like holy fuck. I know we need a new door It's a very big man. It's like in hindsight now a very nice. No don't know about that at least now

The office of the you can just open the bar just get the bar Yeah, well now we did put now like one of the extra ones up I and the we do have a deadbolt, but I like at night I use it but during the day when I leave for work. I just have been doing the doorknob That was I opening so now do you guys deadbolt at hotels or like that? I do yes Yeah, always by the way what was mincy just doing he's walking by with two two of the interns male interns Yeah, I guess they were both working. What wait how many girl interns we have always cooking. I feel I think more interns have appeared Yeah, yeah, there's a more like a second wave. So yeah, I guess he

What is he doing? He's I don't know performing Cooking what is he doing? He pitched me a new content idea There's a Baking up content. He's back on the yet the yaks gonna love this train mincy mincy's mincy and Chuck I think got into it over mincy using the intern For his own game, but it's because it's the Viva Lafayette intern. Yeah meals oh He signed up yet cuz Chuck sends an email being like if anyone needs an intern this week

And he signed he was the only one who signed up. That's very funny It's enterprises It's like free labor. He's back. What does he want, But I think if they go to a like they film him at a restaurant he thinks like the meal was for ah Got it. I guess that makes sense, but doesn't make sense but makes sense If that makes sense KB I saw you working out this morning. You were going you look bad get it after it on the treadmill You were going fast. So like you know you needed that a burrito. No. I just made it look fast

It was a 730 pace. Oh, how'd you look fast? How did you make that look fast? Sweating Am I the only one that thinks 730 is really Five days a week for like six months 730 is really Five days a week for like six months I can't I hate run on a runner. It takes me like a like my best is like a ten minute So yeah, I think it's very impressive. You'll think you were long striding you could run faster than a ten minute Yeah, you could if I like to track a couple years ago did a 730 you did a 730

I was gonna do yeah I mean I I was obviously like in immense amounts of pain Yeah felt like shit for like days after but you still got that no I'm saying I think I could I think like nine minutes would be where I'm maxing out. I probably you got it somewhere And yeah, my body is still shattered by the BBA. Oh Rain the fuck out. Yeah new episode next week. Oh, yeah in one making them wait I'm gonna want to go to ice cube gave you a spot. Oh That's the that's the big three. Oh, yeah, how was I go?

Can you give me a spot you came in you all you've spotted you cube did not spot? Oh, I thought you said he did he walked in on me. Oh, sorry Cuban Tim Woods met each other. That was nice Ray Cross White Sox Dave just invited ice cube the office. I got saying earlier. He's the keeper of the cube like he Somehow White Sox Dave is in touch with his people and whenever he's in town He's the he's the keeper of the cube White Sox Dave. Also, I Had a bad experience this morning. I had Stella here and We were doing a photo shoot and Stella was just kept on sprinting Towards White Sox to get pets from him. Oh now it's like

That's it. He had a good run Stella You no longer can judge character. Yeah, I'm still better than Nick's dog situation. Yeah Can't be getting just I brought I brought in a British woman is helping me really brought in an old British woman a nanny up you have a dog nanny you kind of kind of Mary puppins oh my god what is this British woman doing she saw she's teaching me and the dog okay mm-hmm the dog just there's like a three hours little gap where he's a pure demon It's it every night. Yeah. Oh, he's just got a puppy. Yeah. Yeah. Well. No she said sometimes. It's cuz he's too tired

Oh tired. That's a real thing That's a real a thing and they bite to you yeah yesterday. He got yesterday. He got my lip Inside and oh you cannot be getting it in the face by be getting your own your own fucking dog Nick the thing is he doesn't do it to anybody else why is he just trying to big dog you he has big dog

he's big dog me but it's not an aggressive thing good barstool idea is Caesar still around bring him in try to get Nick's dog whispered Good bar stool idea is Caesar still around. Yeah. Oh yeah. Bring him in. Try to get Nick's dog whispered. I tried his tactic.

The tst, tst, tst. Just like jerk the leash. Grabbing him. Yeah. And he spun around and grabbed my hand with his mouth and he spit it out. Not today. Your dog's stronger than you.

Yes. Ernesto. Are you gonna start taking him to daycare? Yes, so I found there's a yes. Yeah, there's one that I used to take Stella not too far from where we live There's a there's there's one that we've reached out to that's taken him It's better. Hope that he's good dogs. They kick it kick dogs out of daycare. They're doing a three-day boot camp with him. Yeah No, they can't just let any dog walk in I know this woman only breaks this three at a time What yep? Is it that doesn't sound like a daycare is her name Cruella DeVille? I think it is

Wait three at a time and what do they do the the rooms have like little doggie pools, but they train them all day Oh, it's a training not a day training school Got it. I wasn't familiar with dog daycare. Yeah, that has to be financially expensive max says he does it every week it's actually not as Expensive as you think if you if you're all if your options are Walking your dog during the day or taking a doggy daycare kind of washes out It depends on what type of dog you have to. Stella doesn't need to do anything now. She just chills all day.

She's a chiller now. Yeah, yeah. But there are some dogs that if you work all day and you need to get two walks a day, you might as well just put them in daycare. Just saying it out loud is a the, the, just saying it out loud is a ridiculous concept. No, but I mean, it's, I don't know, it is, you know. But it's a ridiculous concept because it's also, then goes to like the whole, like, you're getting an animal in a city and then like putting it in a house, like, I don't know.

You can't think too hard about that. I find that- Well, bum me out. Dogs were incredible training wheels for children. Yeah. Like one dog and one child is not that much different. Dogs were incredible training wheels for children. Yeah. Like one dog and one child is not that much different. Except maybe everything's a little heightened emotionally and sleep's a bit more fucked

up. Yeah, I would say that's not even close, but yeah. What? What do you mean? Because like you can leave your dog for like, like when I just had Stella, we'd like take her for a two hour walk, go to the park and then be like alright. We're gonna go out for eight hours No, y'all that with a kid y'all didn't leave your babe babe Dog never made my nipples bleed

Mine has He latches my kids are scarred from Stella just stealing their food they just Yeah I noticed it first a couple years ago when I was at a birthday party and my son all the kids were like walking around with Their piece of pizza and my son was literally like ball And I was like, oh geez take when you eat too fast cuz you're from a big family Yeah, you didn't want the bacon to run out. They're just they're always holding their food above their head I mean it is a jarring experience when a dog just the first time that happens to you as a kid it happens every day

What does it? Oh, yeah, she said it sells 14 years old. It's like I'm not gonna really it's oh, it's not There's no training left. You know what I mean? Like she wants to I Victim shame I tell my kids like you didn't contribute it to big you did a bad job like you weren't eating over your plate you were willy-nilly with your corn dog and it got snatched and that's that's that's on you it's hard like that's on them oh that my dogs currently at what can only be described as like Country dog Disney world he's on a farm with like 50 other retrievers Swimming in wild brooks and running through the field. That's awesome rent all summer. Yeah, and he's old He's like 11 or 12 now, so I feel like he's he might think he's dead. Yeah

We're nowhere to be found. And apparently they like him so much that they're allowing him to sleep in the house now. Wow. I know. There's a rainbow bridge to get onto the property. He's like, I guess this is it. Cool. He's probably not going to want to come up here,

but we'll get him up here eventually. That's very funny. That's very funny.'s very funny oh man where's uh oh Danny's at a bachelor party bachelor party in mississippi Danny's face yesterday when he was being pressed beneath me and Kadek is an all-time good face it really hurt sheer terror I know I could really hurt and I was trying to hold myself up and I think a to cut a zoom in on Danny's face look at look at this your fear. Abject here.

I was going to throw my back out. When white boy Rick latest gigantic body body so big and big see why big T is mad he was just put his whole weight on me. Big T. Yeah, he didn't Yeah, he's a big boy watch the BBA the Still I saw the the flower being poured on Danny and you see like some arms and legs and somebody commented that it looks like a cartoon scuffle

Just a cloud and arms and leg when he up too, he has this perfect comedic puff. Yeah, out of his mouth where it's like, pfft. Yeah, little cough. Someone replied with the kid from Sandlot, and that was like, yes, yes, yes, thank you with the vacuum. I know that reference. Oh, there we go. Hey, there's a KB.

No dinosaurs, huh? Did you guys talk about Steve Chase's parking spot? No. I'm imagining it was pretty good. It was good. I thought he'd be the best He tweeted his parking spot. You're not one to share today. I need to be shared Last night I went to a bar for To meet some friends do some trivia and I got a spot right in front I'm gonna say I actually agree this checks out. That's a that is a

spot Incredible why are you so far from the curb though? out Jay that's incredible. That is an insane spot. That is incredible. Why are you so far from the curb though? Yeah that's true. So I lined up with the car in front of me and I am closer to the curb than the car in front of me. That's not how you park though. Isn't the rule six inches? Six inches?

Yes! That's like, look at the road. You're so far away. Alright well the yellow bleeds onto the street. So as far as the asphalt The the black asphalt I am at a comfortable no no it's not to the black asshole You gotta be to the curb on the green you gotta be on the yellow Yeah, well I'm probably six inches from the yellow, but that's not what it is well Why do they have the yellow on the street then?

That's a gutter. I think you're Whatever it's called it's yeah, what time was this at Steven uh We met up at 730. Oh, that's right by a train station. I was gonna say correct Oh makes it I guess more impressive what bits of um Chicago lore has led you to this knowledge about the trains I would never guess this it's honestly because it's my name Okay, yeah, you know it yes I'm very excited that a lot of people do like a train crawl on the metro. Oh Bars apparently Sam from the control room his mom was work works there and was there last night

To Che you went with friends to play trivia I did did you win? Are these the questions were yeah who are these friends how'd you make friends it was my one buddy that I brought to the office last time that looks like Marcon that scared the fuck out of me so he actually said he looked it up he looked up the guy after and he put his LinkedIn photo and it's a 99 out of 100 it's crazy there's a guy who used to work at Barstool Marcon nice enough. He wasn't a great fit for Barstool So his time here was not like the the he was here eight months or so

He was like a algorithm guy Jay was that the guy you really disliked No, okay. No, he's that's Resnick. Okay, you didn't like him But I thought I was Hank and I literally had to like huddle in the bathroom like is Mark Cohn here right now? Because Stephen's neighbor looks identical to him. Exact match. You're a big neighbor guy. Yeah, I mean if you live near me and you have kids and you're friends, we'll hang out. Fuck yeah dude.

The guy you met on Twitter was he involved or no? The guy who made fun of him for the flat bike tire was a good exactly we've had I was like stunned when oh yes no no that me and that guy are friends we text pretty much every day well not weird okay I've been over his house too I know you told me somebody that you met through Twitter yes Wow and you text him every single day yeah it's back and forth it's not like I know you told me that. Somebody that you met through Twitter? Yes. Wow. And you text him every single day? Yeah, back and forth.

It's not like a crazy active conversation. It's just like gambling stuff. It is always really fun when you find a new adult friend that you genuinely love talking to. I have a buddy that I talk to on the phone every other day. You gotta get to the point though where you know the phone conversation could literally just be 30 seconds. Yeah. Where you don't feel like, okay, if I answer this,

we're gonna have to catch up, it's gonna be like a thing. And you gotta be very comfortable and be like, gotta go. I'm on the very edge of this mom group. I'm in, but I'm on the edge. I wanna have fun and hang up, but I'm afraid if I'm too much myself that off that all like freak everybody out a little bit so I'm still not you overthink all these yeah probably so the people you hang out with you don't be

you're not yourself around trying to be like I trying to seem like I have my shit together a little which I don't so you don't want to talk Carolina squeeze or something I'm afraid to like fully go all in and be like only me because I don't want to I don't know like what the I Think Carolina squeezers is a great filter for knowing who your people are and are not I think they'd be cool with Carolina Squeezer is this like a titty thing though, Caroline What are Carolina squeezers when you don't know how to you've never seen a real penis before it So the first time you see one you see you just squeeze it. Oh I'm fine with that

First pain you ever seen Gummy was a penis I've ever seen a lot of first my baseball coach first boob First penis was your baseball coach. He would pee behind the dugout and I was the one who made sure to look I would like get right up in it was your baseball coach. Was it one of your friends dad? Yes. Okay I know who it is. He would actually like veil himself in shrubbery and I would still make sure to see Could you could you could you picture it pretty well now no himself in shrubbery and I would still make sure to see. Was it a big dick? Could you picture it pretty well now? No.

The wrestling muddied the waters. Too many dicks in between. The amount of dicks in between has muddied everything. How much hazing is involved in the wrestling world? Did you ever get peed on? Regularly, like, a national story about a high school. It's always, like, in fingers and... Things up the butt, right? Always. I feel like just wrestling.

I had never experienced this. We were, like, very, like, homoerotic in the locker room. Right. Not like, like, illegal. But training for wrestling is hazing in itself oh yeah like if you if you just looked at a wrestling training like it looked at a gym and you're like this could be a frat yeah you're right wrestling each other they're they're in sauna suits they're losing weight you're running stairs with somebody on your

back that is hazy attracted the tini boys, and then you join the team and you're like, and they're like, now get tinier. I'll get way tinier. You're too tiny, you're abnormally tiny, too tiny for any other sport, and I'll get way tinier. Yeah, we need you, we need your teacup size. Was there hazing in LSU?

But I'm sure you had it too. Hazing in LSU was one day, and it was basically like a jump in, where at the end of camp, you would just get attacked by a gaggle of the upperclassmen to varying violent degrees. And then once it was over, it was over. Wait, they would like punch you?

Yeah, like hit you with like sandals. I got like lifted up and slammed on the ground. Ooh. Uh, yeah, I don't know. One time, um, I think the most fucked up thing that happened at LSU in that regard, this was not hazing, but this was a prank,

one of my friends, uh, put shit underneath the door handle, his own human shit of another person. Ooh. Yeah. So when he went to open his door? Billy, hello. No, my high school hazing was worse. They used to pee on us in the shower. Really?

Yeah. Shower? Shower is a good thing. That's a fun thing. I pee on myself in the shower all the time. All the time. All the time. Isn't there someone here who doesn't pee in the shower?

I would rather go to the toilet. Somebody said this on a podcast we were on recently Connor was a Connor did I don't usually Steven doesn't I'll pee before I get into the shower. I'll pee I'll pee without the shower even on Yeah, he into the show We had a conversation about if you can pools or not Oh, that's every that led to show every single pool. I've ever been in in my entire life I have peter me too. Thank you That's so so everybody's so much chlorine everybody

I've done it, but I wouldn't go out of I don't trust people who don't pee in the pool You gotta get out and be all wet and then like slip around like like almost break your head going to the baths what I was saying I'll oh and then you should you traipse along and then you got it the whole whole floors wet. Did you ever see that? Episode of the adventures of Pete and Pete where there's like die. Yeah These things yeah, I've seen that you know those are urban legend that was like every every single pool ever was like here They got the time this year. I mean, okay, but don't lie like every time you do it. Are you a little nervous? They have the die. Oh, yeah Definitely a phase where you're like this might be real, but then you realize that just I don't even think it exists

I let a little I let a little test trickle go you have that kind of control just to check yeah keagles You know oh it all circles back. Yeah, but but yeah, I let a little test trickle. No die. We're good to go you ever seen grown-ups Kyle Like do it in that too. No, I think I had grown-ups too. Maybe what you haven't seen a lot of things I have seen a lot of things. I just haven't seen everything dinosaurs the like the puppet like show Let's do you remember anything else from it. I remember the last episode was pretty sad with the ass. Okay, there we go What's what's not not the mommy? Yeah, you know Kyle you're a victim of the shattered monoculture look even if I did I would not remember any specific scenes from anything

I've watched like that was a Friday night show You don't remember that on the TGIF lineup could have been that makes sense cuz a Rock did what was the step-by-step was that in their swimming world Sabrina Sabrina open? Yeah, when this world was next family matters Oscillated off on and off family matters wasn't it? Step by step yeah 30 I don't know it was so good. There's one more. Yeah, yeah, that was like. Oh, yeah, I got my Friday set Yeah, I remember Sabrina full house was this was this the

Was the main time for catchphrases Wow and Because between Urkel and dinosaurs, there's a two very I got another time Chappelle show Yeah, show ruined Chappelle show was literally you just walk down the street and people would just be yelling what? James Little John or Walk down the street and people would just be yelling, what? Mm-hmm. Rick James. The Little John, or uh.

Yeah, the Little John. Yeah, the Little John, yeah. Game blouses. Yeah, that got too catch free. Fuck you. That and also, we had Owen Wilson on Today's PMT, that Wedding Crashers was also like, everyone just walking around

pretending they were in Wedding Crashers. Yeah. 73, no excuses, play like a champion. I was like our freshman year of college slogan, I don't want to impress anybody. Motivation on the bitch. Yeah, Motivation on the bitch. Wedding Crashers rules.

Crab cakes and football. Catchphrases are really calming. Sack lunch. Yeah, Napoleon Dynamite was a big one. Teen. Yes. Hangover. What's a hangover catchphrase?

Paging the Doctor. Yeah. That doesn't sound very bad. A lot of them. How about that right in? Paging the Doctor. Hangover what's a hangover country paging? Wolf pack one man wolf pack yeah, yeah the wolf pack speech is probably Yeah, I ran I was I was at the neighborhood pool back in Van Rouge a couple weeks ago one of my neighbors Pulled the anchorman and everybody's hanging out whatever and as he was entering the pool just yelled cannonball. Yeah Sincerely and unironically not as a bit and then jackknifed in the middle of this tiny pool Oh, yeah, and he told me I mean you gotta say it every time you enter the pool I mean it was like there like the peak of comedy was basically like seeing the movie before everyone else and being like the first To the catchphrase. Yeah, yeah, and just owning that and they were yours or at yours or at my god

Entourage was a big one too. I didn't see entourage dumb and dumb Saving Silverman was huge That was a big. One nacho. There's not enough, like, Eddie, you have a catchphrase here. Stu. Oh yeah, I guess I do. Yeah.

You're bang bang. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, bang bang is, yeah. That's your catchphrase is bang bang? All right, bang bang. I guess, yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, more so I was just like, I don't,

I just wanted a way to just take off and yeah, does anyone else have kids do Right or all who does yeah It's chaps the no my Oldies got a lot of catchphrase Brandon. It's Brandon. Why why? Why you hollering ha? Yep, that's one. I guess I have like I hate smoke. Yeah, you do say that a ton Pete He's yesterday Yep, that's one. I guess I have like I hate smokers. Yeah, you do say that a ton Pete He's yesterday

I this is where I just I struggle with him because like I really he is such a douchebag But then he pulls movies. They're like that's good for content. Yeah, this is the cornbread move Yeah, and then Annika seeing it and just like ramping up. I'm now I'm now fully into like summer house is gonna rock Yeah, did you reply to it? Oh, yeah. Oh, I missed that. Oh, yeah. She replied right away. She's I've seen it How it started how it's going Nikki smoke slid into this girl's DM saying most reflective way possible. I barked at my phone She said let me hear your bark and then boom took her to the game took her to the game and then Annika replied I saw it you can delete it now oh no yeah is this our own was it Ronnie and Sammy yeah then came into my office like

can we hire some like six six basketball players like, can we hire some, like, 6'6 basketball players? Did she actually? Yeah. That's pretty funny. Daddy. Because, like, she's not wrong. It would be funny if I just found, like, a super hot guy that Nikki Smokes just got so self-conscious about.

Right. Was she Whitney's edit? Yeah, I was actually, I was part of, Whitney texted Whitney texted me being very Whitney's the funniest guy ever He was just like how do I make a diss video for Nikki smokes? And I was like well, you're not gonna be able to get this out So I was like neither of my I was like I got the guy told quigs It was you could tell it was a quigs. Yeah, you could easy you guys see this. No, I'm not seeing this Oh, let's play it cuz it's shocking. It's quick quick. We can't music you but you could play it without the music

Cuz the visuals are just as good that is the visuals are just as good his apology video Yeah, that's his apology video. That's him being an ass bag to the bills That's Dave saying I I wouldn't care if he died tomorrow That's him just being a douchebag that's Annika reaming him out and being like look at that Oh, you don't care about me. Why you son? Why you texting me every night being like can I? Yeah, well also roasting him. This is where the visuals, though, really. Whitney scoring a goal.

This is where it gets good, though. By the way, this is where we're not even close to where it's going. God, that was a game lesson. Oh, no. I Have you sent that to Marlins man? I feel like my husband like sue Very funny very you could tell though like there's The real ones replying being like this is a quakes. Yeah, cuz you just know when quakes is he's just so good Yes, I literally just said Whitney needs a Nicky smokes video and he was like, okay And that was what came out

I didn't say anything else. I was just the middleman in the whole thing With anybody in this room even know how to create an AI video. No I just type it into Google and hope it came up say Melmore has the best shot but yeah Yeah, it's no more still. Yeah, I think so. Yes. I think so. He's the best. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. It's no more still. Yeah, I think so. Yes, I think so. He's the best. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Saved his life. Yeah. I saved his life. Yeah, he did. That's how he saved his life. We had to do a was it was.

Mike and Dave's get wedding day. The wedding journey was a churn in movie. We did like a premiere in Boston and did a party after and no more I think he just like some guy at the club offered him like a gummy a weed gummy and No more just like took the whole bag and ate them all mmm, and then like I found him like Like basically he basically ate so many weed gummies He is instantly became a homeless person because I left the bar and he was just like sitting with the homeless people No, he wasn't even paying he was just out and I I was like we got to get you out of here, dude

This is crazy Was like panhandling It was like like one one one too many drugs and he instantly was like that's it my life's over. I'm gonna go panhandle He's outside of a 7-eleven. Oh my god Gave it all up. Oh, you keep it all up so fast the least amount of fight giving it up Gotta make some gotta guess I gotta now. Had a cup in his hand. Where did you go? T-Bomb, have you done the gauntlet?

I did the gauntlet last spring when I was here. That's right. I did okay, but the fucking cornhole, which I hate. I hate cornhole, the burning passion. Unless it's sponsored, then I've always been a big fan of cornhole. Yeah, no, well, the gauntlet sponsored a not the Not the cornhole portion of it should we get an intern who's in the gambling cave right now?

Who do we want yeah I was gonna say Nick's dog No, no, oh we could get Rick to do it Rick has done in a while. I'd like to see that big boy. What about memes? memes Okay, he's walking right towards while. I'd like to see that big boy. What about memes? Memes? Okay. He's walking right towards us. Hey meme, he waved. Where's Hoopify? He's our goalie.

We could have him break down. I was going to say we could have him break down some baby Gronk. Some baby gauntlet. I would like Hoopify doing it. I can't pretend to be above it. I had baby gronk's father on my radio show no kidding Yeah, man behind the madness. He's reached out to a ton of people. He shoots a lot. He spreads a wide net Yeah, he sure does he casts a wide net so my impression of him is Bad, what do you think so I'm a bit of two minds. It's a bit of the Levar ball thing where it's like So I'm a bit of two minds. It's a bit of the Levar ball thing where it's like

Okay, is he over involved is it potentially a little weird at times? Yes, it's but also He's very much in his son's life Baby wrong stat. Oh, he's like very much in his son's life Providing him with like a financially secure future in a lot of ways is he um? Well, I guess no all those child stars end up being very rich Maybe I'm assigning too much credit, but I don't know I feel like I Got I would say on balance. I came out as a thumbs up on him He's forcing his his he's forcing his kid son to flirt with adult women. That is, that's one of the parts I don't love.

Yeah. That's one of the parts I find to be a bit questionable. I saw Baby Ron could that L.A. influencer party. Forgot, yeah. I walked in. There was no way he was comfortable there. He was by himself by the stairs. That's horrible.

He did seem like a shy kid. Like, dad, I wanna play a video. He was at a party for adults Yeah, yes dad. Can I please just get a lego set? He's like no you need to go flirt with this woman Yeah, but now he gets a ps5 Instead of a lego. So yeah, you're right. You know, I mean, I don't know look again. It's like I guess i'm just judging it against like An absentee father which I guess at that point anything's going to to look great, but Kind of shut up. Yeah, you get a thumbs up for me dude for whatever that's worth

But then again, I used to leave my child my newborn for extended stretches of time alone like it was a dog That's just thought everybody did Oldest sir yes my oldest and I learned you weren't supposed to do that. It was biting me all the time Yep, I get it.'t supposed to do that. It was biting me all the time. Yep. I get it Stop I mean the lip and then I had this British woman come in. That's what you have to do, man It only took a few days. We got there. You have to do you put his food out on a mat That's very complex for him to find the pieces. Yeah, you know, it's a baby lead weaning. You make them feed themselves Have you so for y'all without kids, I don't know why you would, but has anybody, have y'all ever tasted fresh breast milk?

I've not, no. No, I don't, I wouldn't want to. It's very sweet. It's like cereal milk. The only thing I found to be disconcerting was the temperature, because it's warm. Having just come out of a human body. I don't think I'd want...

No. Not for me. You've tasted your brand or someone else? I've tried my own. I tasted my wife's and my wife's best friends. They poured us shots. That's freaky deaky. That is freaky.

Yeah, and it was good. Did you like the best friends more? Do a blind taste test. I would not be able to know I would not be able to like drink a body armor This segment is brought to you by body armor sports drink this summer cool off with body armor chill bold new way to hydrate with no artificial dyes flavors or sweeteners Enjoy a new refreshing cooling sensation in three impossibly cold flavors, frozen berry, frozen cherry, and frozen orange.

Available for a limited time. Grab yours at 7-Eleven or a store near you. Body armor chill. Do I need to go get on the basketballs or something? Is there other jobs to take? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can help them. By the way, you should have seen the panic in Zack Zack had

the most Like outside of the actual cream day. My son is out of school today So he was here this morning and he got I was like he was obviously knows about the ice cream machine So I let him have some at 9 a.m But Zack had to turn on the machine. Yeah, and it was the first poll of the day how to do It was actually good, but Zach was like, he was started to sweat. He then he he's been a ball of nerves today. More so. Yeah. I said early in the show, I had ice cream a little before the show started. Best I've had yet. Yeah. No kidding. It's getting going. Next week's a

big week because we got a lot of people here. So I told him we needed the toppings all week. We need cones all week. We need everything all week So that's because it hasn't been used is that why it's really good cone. I don't know. I don't know It's like it's humming today. Yeah, it's quite day today. Mm-hmm All right Means you ready as me as memes done. He's not he hasn't done this has he? He has Is he athletic very? Ready? Has Meme's done this? He hasn't done this, has he? I don't think I've ever seen him. I think he has. Is he athletic?

Very. Yeah. Played high school, or no, college lacrosse. Oh shoot. Hasn't done it. Has never done it. Meme's you've never done this? I've never done it.

Holy fuck. All right, let's do it. He's a nice little ball player. All right. Three, two, one, go. Come on, memes. I can't believe he's never done it. Come on, memes.

I have word from a source that Mincy walked in front of the Yak on purpose. Let's all walk in front of the Yak. They'll see us. They'll get a kick out of this Kick out of what him with the girls becoming way too self-aware. Yeah All right memes is bad Memes this is really bad. This is really bad memes This is getting really bad He's never done it before either This is really bad memes. This is getting really bad. Oh no.

He's never done it before either. This is as bad as bad. We're reaching that. Oh my god. Memes. Come on dude. Just get through this. Be an athlete.

This man's falling apart. It's so bad. It's so bad. Oh. Come on. Oh my God. What the hell? Dude.

This is it. Is this the worst ever at the bags? Dude, I think we're approaching. I think it is. Can I get a restart? Oh my God. Oh my god All right still under two minutes

These trick bags I'm actually rooting for the worst. Oh, we got a root for the worst we got a roof or don't wall move a bye oh who applies bad yeah you might be bad oh he's back said names TJ pull up some hard-ass trivia oh dude he would have had a good time a really good time Lock in memes Why is he going so slow with the rebounds? Memes loves to shoot half quarters. You think he goes half quarter? Probably.

We call that a bower. Yeah. He'll just stand out here for 10 minutes and throw half court shots back and forth. You just ask it. Kyle, you're so mad yesterday. I loved every second of that was a bitter. Yeah, there's half court. I had to do it. I had to do it. There we go.

Sit down, trivia. Come on, memes. You still get a good time. Real name for artist named Diddy. Lions. Oh. Lions. Oh, Sean. Zebras, elephants. Strawberry. Oh, original colonies.

Rip those to some East Coast states. Yeah, you got those. There's 13 of them. You can New York. Yeah. Oh, great. Oh, that was you. News is rip them. You can New York. Yeah. Oh, great. Oh, that was you news is rip them. My breath just need three more. Connecticut. Will Ferrell sports movies.

Will Ferrell sports movies. Yeah. OK, can you screw me? It's easy to see. Wow. Kicking and screaming. Not the first one. Semi pro. Nice time. Oh, yeah. All right. Or to. What do you think your weakness was?

Yeah, no, that was bad. Sorry. Was it? Well said. Very well said. All right. Good job, Memes. Yeah. That was good, yeah. You know they call corn hole bago in Arkansas? Yeah, there's a few names for it.

I know ladder golf. I've heard it called Minnesota golf. What's a few names for I know ladder golf. I've heard it called, Minnesota golf. What's a ladder? It's the three rungs and the two golf balls on Is ever play washers that's fun washers handjam is one one to can jam is so much is that that frisbee? Can jam is a blast. Let's just have a tournament jam tournament at Barstool can yeah, that'd be great Such a blast can jam is good. You guys still doing the roof. We gotta find a roof Yeah, you get us a roof we could get that can definitely get a roof I want to get it good. We found a couple roofs, but they're like two hours away We need a roof like close, and we can't build one off the side of the building maybe

Maybe we could. It's crazy, because there's so many like bungalows here. There's so many good one story. If you got a good roof within 30 minutes of Chicago, let's play roofball this time. And by good roof, it's one level up. So like over a garage, over a one story house, it needs to have an object not on the side, but towards the middle of a roof that you could throw around

So no chimneys all the way adjacent to the left or right and there has to be space to throw it around yeah Send it. We'll play it in July We'll get real refs We won't have the guy come out and the winner goes to Oregon And some just another person Random person has to go to Oregon to but doesn't get to do anything doesn't get to play or be on you know yeah Doesn't even get to talk Yes, right

You didn't even get on the mic. I did I did for a little for a little Have you all ever played so everybody played beer pong in college I assume yeah Oh my god, did y'all ever play beer die? I never guess your die I never had and I see all these young Young studs out here playing beer die all the time, and I really want to try it sometime I like beer ball where you had a to hit the can and then chug. Oh yeah. Yeah, me either.

Ah, yeah, fuck beer ball. We call it, are you talking about where you spin around, Louisville chugger? No, I don't know what Louisville chugger is. No, you throw a ping pong ball off the beer if you hit the can, then the other team has to chug. You chug. You have to get the ball back on the table.

Yes. Yeah. And if you knock their can off, they have to get a new can. Beer die is a lot of fun. I don't get, you kick the die? No, you can. They like throw it so high in the air and then they got to make... The best part about beer die is that it is offense defense. So it's not just like beer pong where you're just like...

Why do they throw it so high? Wait, it's like dog fight football? No, well, you have to... The height is the, like, you can't't because if you threw it like beer pong you Probably hit it a lot easier So you got to throw and also it's better to throw it high because it bounces weird off Because you got to get you got to catch it off the table with one hand can't trap it if you drop it It's a point against you. Okay, so okay. If you hit it if you the way I played if you hit it in the cup

It's three points if you hit the cup and it goes off the table without a catch. It's two points. Okay, and Yeah, it's a great game. It seems like a lot of fun I'm really I feel like this is maybe the environment to probably pop my beer die cherry eventually We're doing for a new drinking game. Yeah, right That's what I'm saying, but beer die is a relatively new one. Yeah. Because it was after our time. We should do like a Shark Tank for new drinking games. I've wanted to do a Shark Tank for all those games for a long time where it's like we then just invest in it.

Yeah. Because there are so many, like you ever see on the Instagram, you get the Instagram ads where it's like, we got a foldable chair that you throw football into. Yeah. And that's four points. I almost bought those a couple times. Yeah, like those, I don't know. I see all those games, I'm like, that would be fun into. Yeah. And that's four points. I almost bought those a couple times. Yeah, like those, I don't know. I see all those games, I'm like,

that would be fun, I think. But the ones we get to like pay for materials are never as good as just like the ones where you just need cups or cards. Yeah. Did you all ever play beer baseball? Yeah, I like that. Rats in a line, single, double, triple, home run.

I really like that. Did you all do the flip cup to steal rule? Yep, the blast. Wow, that sounds good. Well, you know, it's a fun one is survivor Drinking and stack the cheese With the tall cup you have to bounce that the cup keeps getting taller with the empty cup Oh, yes, the ball into the tall cup. We we we went through a stretch of that is yeah pass him around You love it him down. Yeah. Yeah, that's very it's kind of like smack cup, but you instead smack the cup

You stack it and yeah Wait survivor flip cup. I was actually thinking of cuz survivor flip cups cut fun where it's like teams of five then you vote someone off, but I've also played where you do like 13 like 10 people around a table and the last person is off and so you keep going Oh, that's fun to little battle roy. Yeah. Every Christmas me and my friends play death cup. We call it Oh, where there's a cup of vodka. It's a cup. We do shitty beer. Oh, I hear vodka. Yeah. But yeah, somebody could use whatever we would use like literally the

worst thing you could find. There's also Oh, man, I'm now thinking about like all the stupid shit we did in college where we just do we would sometimes like on a Saturday or Sunday in the middle of winter. We would just play a hundred cup beer pong Yeah, be like teams of four and the whole table would be full of cups. So the game would take forever We used to do where it was beer but then the battleships were shots Yeah, so you were trying to I it was like beer pong, but. Oh, that's fun. Quarters?

I never even heard of that. Oh, you guys just have so much to drink. Quarters, great game. We were huge into Quarters. Which version of Quarters though? We did Chandelier. Shot glass, and then you bounced the quarter. I could never do it.

Wasn't in my bag. I was addicted to that for a while. The game or the drink? Drinking. Man, there are so many things. I do love drinking. I haven't been to a house party and probably they're the best three four They're the best. There's nothing better than a good house party. We got my garage party this year. Yeah, what's when? It seems like you're just looking at

I'll be there Saturday. I told you about how I jerked off with my friends. Am I still allowed to come? Yeah, you could come. I bring my kids. You're having your own garage party? Yeah. I'm trying to have a Billy Joel impersonator. That doesn't seem like that hard of a...

Like, yeah, is that like one of your friends is working on it? No, this guy. No, but a good impersonator. I got, I really... Yeah, I got Vienna down, but I just can't get Italian restaurant this guy He looks exactly like Billy Joel. You can look him up. It's like Chicago's own piano man. Oh, that's awesome Yeah, I didn't know Billy Joel fucked his friend's wife behind his friend's back

Yeah, and then tried to say I almost killed myself because of it felt so bad. Okay, dude. We don't feel bad Yeah, and then he kicked it Billy Joel also like Hall of Fame drunk driver I think okay. I'm pretty sure like Hall of Fame is he's good at it like you know bad, but like did it so much Maybe fact-check that TJ alleged. I'm pretty sure he's crashed like I know that I know he takes a helicopter now from Long Island He's a pilot right before I made it big he got rid of his band and only uses like a touring band, so they don't get a cut of like the songwriting. Oh, that's fucked up. Good songs, though.

So are we learning that Billy Joel may not be a good guy? Yeah, look, today Billy Joel smashed his third car in two years. Okay. He didn't Matthew Broderick anyone. Oh, yeah. I think his kids are like five years old. Oh, really?

Yeah, he's got like very young kids. Good for him, good for him. That's great. And Pacino. I saw him a few times at the garden. I did too. That was great. He's done, right?

He always says that. I think he's sick. He's sick. He was just in the news for something bad. Yeah. What's going on? He's got some brain cancer. But so your guy's like renowned in Chicago,

is like the Billy Joel guy. Yeah, he looks like him, too I've actually had him on the show before but Right now he's got like some little restaurant or something books. I'm trying to get him to play after or just I don't know you eat them. We need I'd like we I need him bad if you saw this guy in in person I'm out Eddie. I'll help you. I know that's what I'll just make him off the recant refuse I don't call me Billy Joel Joel your garage party. He's Who else would you want? He's crucial last year. I got just a he was good

he was just another guy he was singing, but he wasn't like a Impersonator me like a Mary Lou Retton impersonator hmm. Yeah, be fun. Yeah, be fun to get a comedian impersonator like He doesn't tell jokes. He just looks like the comedian Hey, so it does a full set Just a cover a cover comedian should be a thing. Yeah, like a Bernie Mac. Why not? Oh Oh, dude, like a posthumous like bring him back from that. I know somebody Eddie you obviously know how to throw a good party though because nothing makes for a better house party Especially as an adult than a live musician that you can demand to be like play this

This guy's great only the hits. Yeah To oh, what he's an Elton John switch back and forth mid act. Yeah, he won't it's not costume changes, but the songs will change Oh, that's great. Yeah His name's Nick psychosis Yeah, you should have led with that yeah, I Google them today Chicago's piano man Nick Nick psychosis Should have led with that. Yeah, I Google them TJ Chicago's piano man Nick Nick psychosis It's not spelled psychosis. I think it's not pronounced that way, but me and my buddies just call him psychosis. Okay, okay And so he's Chicago's piano man, so he doesn't really do Elton John's It's just more of like a is that a side hustle. No, it's it's just kind of like those are the songs

He's like I could get us to walking in Memphis once and he's like don't do that I would like if he has it was like it was Like I requested walking in Memphis once and he's like, don't do that. Yeah, I like that. I would like if he, yeah, it was like, it was Chicago's piano, own piano, and then maybe a parentheses and sometimes gay. Yeah, yeah, that's it. He got caught, he's like, no, I'm Elton John. He does look like him.

Yeah, oh, if he puts the shades on. I think he probably gets... I kinda wanna hire him here. He's legit good. Oh This guy's awesome. Yes, we had all-american rejects up next Nick psychosis He's legit awesome does he look like Billy Joel or is he just bald Great great point. Sorry Eddie. I didn't mean to offend is it ironic that he's on the no covers club We if he if he only does originals, they'll be so fun. I think he does it a band it does some stuff too. I believe

Yeah, I feel like most well No, I don't know some great cover bands are fully committed to the bit But a lot of times I feel like that's the way to pay the bills as you're pursuing your craft. I need a man. I need... I try to get him last here. Come on, Nick. Sorry. We got to make him an offering. Would you have to get a piano at your place?

He brings his keyboard. Okay, okay. Yeah, I got an outlet. Perfect. You have an outlet at your home? Yeah. In the garage? In the garage, yeah. Got power. He's booked that, Chef Shangri-La. I know. All. We got it. We got up the price. We gotta get him He's got a yeah, Eddie. Just tell me this is for all want to get on negotiating all right We are all invited right yeah, yes absolutely. I will happily I want to go

I already put a little under I'll send you the YouTube to of last year you could see the guys just singing in the garage It's kind of funny wait you had a another guy singing last year. Yes, cuz I couldn't get Nick. Who'd you get? Uh I forgot what his name was acoustic guitar and warm game to me. He was just a straight-up singer. No instruments Oh what what yes, that's weird That sucks This guy shut the fuck up? That would be so annoying. That would be weird.

Wait, was there backing tracks? No. It was kind of like karaoke almost. Full acapella. I just sent it to you. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. You were singing like Sugar Ray and stuff. It was fun.

Okay. Were other people allowed to take the mic in karaoke too or it was like them? Oh yeah, I had some buddies running up there and kind of grabbing the mic from them. Okay. He had, what is his name? I'll look it up. There's a karaoke bar in Atlanta where you get a full live rock band that plays the music behind you.

Northside Tavern? Is that the name? I think that might be the name of it. Yeah. Great bar. That's a very fun place. I was always too scared to see it. There it is.

Cheese fountain. Big thank you to Miller Lite. They hooked up a big green keg. So you guys know the smoker, big green egg. You guys know Miller Lite. Big green keg. Tapper, handles. So you guys know the smoker big green egg you guys know my other life The green keg tamper handles

In this thing like Stanley Cup Mike has it definitely got a drink out of it They truly do you still have the big green keg? Yeah This is a good party garage Very funny. Try and- You gotta really respect them all big time. So you keep going, just see the singers. His name's Jim- This is a good party garage. This is a great place. I think that- Top of the party. This is- Wait, does your garage have an upstairs?

Yeah. A lot of garages, a lot of them do here on the alleys. They turn them into like hangout spots. You don't know anything about a fucking black party. Sugar. Right. Oh, he's doing his own karaoke. Nobody's around. We got to get the piano man.

General Burry. Was he not a good singer? Not a big production. That was a sick loud little boy. He's got that in the back. He loves it. I love West Virginia! Yeah!

Oh, man! This guy is just... I love this guy. Wait, you paid him? He gives me major hangover wedding band vibes. They're like, I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop. There's a Hawaiian shirt and ripped jeans.

Danny's hammered. He has a Midwest Parizola. This is gonna be heaven at Beach House. Everything I thought of being more. The touchdown white team round to get you high. I'm not be in more Eddie that's your garage fridge you got the glass door for yeah damn You can hardly hear the music. Is there any background music? Did he steal anybody's chick afterwards? No, it was a quick one. I don't know. Give him the wardrobe. If he was wearing boots, I'd be like, he would never throw boots.

Danny, shut the fuck up. You're really ruining this. Oh, Tim is talking. Yeah, he's so comfortable. Jesus Christ, Danny. We've never heard of The most Danny's talked on the yeah It all about you I'm a mom. Dan! Out of here.

He's really thrown it off. Girlfriend at the time, during a black cogs commercial too. Nobody fucking cares, dude. And then, uh, broke up. And the car's later came out and was complained every time. Like, I can't believe it. She's a rock star. Yeah, exactly!

We're doing a compilation here. We're all having a good time. No, it doesn't mean past. It's strictly observing, but my favorite White Sox day is White Sox. Oh, coach. What a poor. Ever shut the fuck up. We've got the bill covering his time. It might be a little glazed. I don't know what kind of extra curricular he's doing at his blog party, but you know,

everybody looks very happy. Not with non-providing if he's in practice. Yeah, man. This is a good part of it. It might be a little glaze. I don't know what kind of extra curricular he's doing at his blog party, but you know, everybody looks very happy. I would not be providing it being private. Yeah, I'm in. This is a good party.

And I will do anything to make sure Piano Man gets it. Okay, yeah, I appreciate that. Who let me know the price. I appreciate that. That dude was like a service? Who? That dude. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a paid service? Yeah. Can I ask you how much? If we don't get Piano Man, we gotta bring that guy back. Yeah, for sure, for sure. Maybe he could be the Can we can we guess the price and you say higher or lower? Yeah, let me pull my $13 I think about 13. I would do it for free. That's a bottle.

He was literally having the time of his life. He went to your place, had fun, took your money. He just went to the party. Yeah. That guy just crashed your party. He literally is just alive. He's like, oh, I'll get to do karaoke in front of everyone. This is going to be sick.

Pulling up our text. Oh, if you say, if he... I'm afraid he's going to say say like $400 I think it was around Bring his own good for that guy. No, I now I love now I love yeah You want me to sing in your garage? That's gonna be 400 bucks. Oh you want me to sing my favorite song? Everybody has the friend though that loves karaoke that just, because they think they can sing, right? No, because if they do that, they're not my friend anymore.

Wow. Out. All my boys are church mouses. My whole crew. Did you just fucking sing? No chance. You piece of shit. Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, but as soon as you activate that switch where I'm gonna try now to sing really well it becomes Kind of weird my you gotta do it It's hard to do it sincerely or genuinely some of my least favorite Like archetype of person is somebody who has a good voice and they try to get you in situations where they have to sing Yeah, all right. I have the number okay And I think I give them extra this wasn't as quote, but okay. What is it five? He got paid five hundred dollars to just sing his song how long was he there? Yeah, how much time I did two hours

But I think he might have played an extra hour. He was doing what he would have done in the car on the highway. Yes For what it's worth Everybody was singing along yeah what he would have done in the car on the highway. Yes. For what it's worth, everybody was singing along. Yeah, but I didn't bring... That would have happened if he would have just played the song. No instrument, just... But he has to make everybody feel comfortable. $500, you should get him for the month.

Yeah. Nonstop singing. Shut up. Your alarm clock in your bed. Yeah. Yeah, Danny, he's making it for a lot. He's not gonna be there this year, so Ice Danny what an earplug I Already have in my mom gonna make that my party of the summer, please yes

Do you always have a party of the summer? I try to Always have a party of the summer I tried to Go that's dangerous what she just said let's see the middle part of the summer. Yeah, that means she's going You're getting I'm gonna be the last. I mean she's gonna fuck white socks. Yep in the garage Again Carolina squeezer for white. Let's get the hell out of here. Let's spin the wheel. Steve, were you the one who named your trivia team? No, that's, I probably shouldn't share.

It's like the name of the street. OK. Your trivia team names your address? It's like the street name. Neighbors, baby. Let's go. Next week, a dozen here. We't here a bunch of people in the office Rowan hopefully come by the act

Heidelberg will yeah, well yeah, no Yeah, all right Did you see the Brandon Walker Brandon Walker face swap yeah? Yeah, I did not see the face swap. It's toeing a line Which one is toeing? Can he yes zoom in on Left oh my yeah, what does he basketball player Brandon Walker looks like a fucking caveman That guy looks kind of cool Like that's kind of cool or Brandon on the other Brandon is terrified. That's just that's just that could go in his life. That's bad. That's bad. That's not good. Yeah. Okay. Oh my god. That's so funny.

All right. Let's spin it. Good week. All right, let's spin it. Good week Good all right. Thank you Eddie. Thank you T Bob. Yeah, man. Thanks for everyone on Monday fun the Have a good weekend everybody, stay safe out there, love you, happy Father's Day, happy Father's Day, shout out all the dads, alright see you Monday, love you guys.