The Yak - A SERIOUS Accusation is Levied Against AJ and Big Justice | The Yak 8-16-24

Episode Date: August 16, 2024

Big Cat, Brandon, and Titus put on their investigator hatsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/barstoolyak

Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo DJ, pull that up. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in Friday. Roback.com, R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com, promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. We've got Danny Conrad here.

We also have special guest Oren, deathmatch wrestler? Yeah. Yeah've you've missed me the last few times we've been here doing score yeah i can't believe you guys haven't met yeah i got oh that was when you guys were breaking yeah that was me fuck you want to break something i would love to break some shit hell yeah um so yeah hello everyone rowback.com, promo code yak. How was last night? Hey wait, hold on a second. What? Wait, you're putting it together? You're putting it together, aren't you? Yeah.

Is that a Creed shirt? Yeah, it is. What are you guys doing tonight? We're going to the Creed concert. That guy's, but he's got a band. No, no, no, no, no. But he does have a band. Yeah, the grassroots.

You're going to his concert? No, no, we're going to Creed, the band concert concert I don't know that he would like you promoting another brand I don't really give a shit what Creed Bratton thinks Take it down like two What you just did to Danny there Take it down from a nine to a seven I'll send Creed Bratton an email And see how he feels about it Danny

That was a solid suggestion Say crud instead of crap too Crud seems just as bad as crap I'll send Creed Brett an email and see how he feels about it, Danny. That was a solid suggestion. Say crud instead of crap, too. Yeah. Crud seems just as bad as crap. What? Crud? It was crud.

It was just crud anyway. It seems like something you would say. I don't say crud. I say crap. So you wore a Creed shirt today because you're going to see Creed? Yeah, that's right. That's fucking crazy. It's really good. Where are they playing at?

Genius. Amphitheater in Tenley Park Lovely Yeah we have seats on the last row of the very last section The MLS theater? I don't think so is it? Yeah that's right They play in the amphitheater?

Oh no I'm thinking of where the fuck does the fire play? Not there They play soldier right? No they don't This is some really high level but i thought the show i thought the show last night was fantastic uh nick and uh cow bowers the funniest person i've ever met in my life yeah he's unbelievable we should get him on this show yeah i don't know if he's available but when he comes through chicago we gotta he's really fucking he would

be a great addition yeah yeah you can sit this chair. Oh, Bridge View is what I was thinking of. Nice. I said Tinley Park. Yeah. I don't know why. Because I did see a concert at the Fire Stadium. Okay, so you're seeing Creed, and it's Mark's bachelor party? It's Mark's bachelor party. My bachelor party, yeah.

That's incredible. Yeah. Because you're getting married. I'm getting married tomorrow, yeah. We're going to get this boy married. Yeah. Yep, getting married. I'm saying that's my least favorite instagram caption ever we you got a hashtag for me brandon for tonight are we gonna i do i didn't know if you liked it is there like a qr code on my shirt that people could scan and people were telling me titus that

um and i i was pushing back because i I know you very well. I consider you a very good friend. They were saying to me that you won't drink 22 beers tonight. And I was like, no, dude, no, you don't know this guy. He's fucking, he's the man. They're saying that? Really? They're saying that. And I'm like, dude, no, no, no.

I don't think you're talking about the tightest I know because he could drink 22 beers. I got to drink 22 beers. I got to drink 22. I got to shut these fuckers up. They said Titus would definitely drink 22 beers before he got engaged. Oh, he's washed. He can't drink 22 beers.

That's fun, though. You guys are going to have a great time. It'll be a great time. I can't wait. I'm very excited. The seats are for you guys. Why are you excited? I'm excited for you guys. Why are you excited? I'm excited for you guys to go to Creed.

Brandon, now that Connor's not here and not listening, those seats are terrible. The seats are bad. Are they? Yeah, they're bad. It's March Bachelor Party and the seats are... The row number has a comma in it. Yeah. What is it? Oh, don't say it.

Because then people would maybe buy you 22. But if the row number... If the row number... If we were in a class and it were a kid, it would be the last person called. He'd have the last name starting with Z. ZZ? Your row ZZ? It'd be the last person called. Oh, no.

Cynodane Zidane. Oh, no. We're in the Zidane section. We're in the Zidane section. Oh, no. But you know what? The front row is going to be people there to see creed ironically who are the corporate whatever you guys are going to be with the real and we'll

be with the real danny you you came up with rosie z as a joke and it wasn't but you fucking nailed it love that double z's huh um i would, so Stephen, Che's your best man? Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Che. You should as a prank. Che, you want to get. Just have him be your best man. It's funny, right?

He just has to do a. Actually, my fiance loves Che. You've met her, right? Right, Stephen? Yeah. I did. We talked a while, for a while. I think this was when you had piss in your pants. Yeah, it was the piss pants. Piss in your pants that was one of my first uh yeah we moved to Chicago and then um I called her after I pissed

my pants I was like hey I need you to pick me up um and bring a change of clothes and then I she showed up and as I was changing my pants she talked to Steven and was like he's a lovely man why do you say so many bad things about him? Like, well, it's hard to explain. He's a nice guy, but he. Yeah. In that situation, though, Steven is probably our best presenting. Yeah, he is. Remember when you were a kid, it's like someone like or like in college, you're like, someone's got to go talk to the cops.

Someone's got to go talk to the R.A. Right, right, right. That's Steven. Like he's very good in like a three minute shot. He's not going to reveal himself fully, and he looks, he presents as put together. He's our most normal presenting guy. Yeah, he's our goat.

All right, oh, shit. R.A.'s at the door. But she doesn't watch the show, so she just sees snippets of Steven in real life or whatever, and it's very frustrating because when I go home and I'm like, we did this thing where Che is French, and he has to prove that he knows American shit. And she's like, I don't see why you get so frustrated. Yeah.

Like, you didn't know who Thomas Jefferson was. I've often thought this. Stephen is Bill Murray in What About Bob? And we're just all Richard Dreyfuss. Right. That's true. God damn it. That's perfect.

That's a great analogy. And I'm sure I dated myself with that movie, but it's a fantastic movie. But that is kind of our relationship with him, where on the outside world, they're like, that guy's normal. Yeah, he's not that bad. And we're just sitting here like, what the fuck? Yeah. Just going nuts.

Yeah, just don't let her see him play GeoGuessr. Yeah. I was going to say, 30 seconds of Che GeoGuessr and you'll know. Yeah, it will be over. Yeah. She'll be like, who the fuck is this guy, Mark? I don't want you to work with him. She might leave will be over. She'll be like, who the fuck is this guy, Mark? I don't want you to work with him. She might leave you though. She'll be like, he knows

poor Indiana and Arizona? Yeah. Yeah, that's... You know what, Che? Just fire us. Yeah, let's do it. Don't forget throwing New York State in there. Let's get one, Che.

I got the first one yesterday. No, way no you didn't i also uh should say that i've given che probably the most important job of his life uh yesterday without actually even telling him best man at tyson's wedding no will you that and uh i uh was talking to aj and about them coming in big justice and the rizzler crew and uh he was texting me a lot and I like him a lot but I also you know I got a lot going on so after like the third or fourth text trying to coordinate I just sent him Che's number I was like just coordinate with Che so that I didn't tell I didn't tell Che either so Che just got a text out of nowhere being like, hey, this is AJ.

Big cat sentence. Reach out. So how's that going, Che? Have you talked to the Rizzler's dad yet? I'm on a group text with the Rizzler's dad. So AJ, very cordial. I did not give Che back. I did not even say.

I didn't give you any heads up. I was driving the car today. I was like, you have a text from a New Jersey area code. And I was like, who's this? And then I listened to it, and it was pretty self-explanatory. There are two booms and two boom emojis in the intro text. A photo automatically pops up for him on my phone, and it's him in front of an American flag.

Okay. Is that right? Yeah, but he's good. we're trying to make this happen uh it seems uh we have some hurdles but we'll uh hopefully clear those okay so maybe i'm i'm out of turn we should litigate something yesterday. What? Oh, yeah. I heard this rumor. I noticed it yesterday, and I believe it fully. I just didn't want to say anything. We got to watch the tape.

I'm on board with this. No, he was in front of a green screen. He was not in Costco. He was in front of a green screen. He was. He was. What about the people, though? All right, here's my evidence.

The people that are in the background, they walk within a foot and a half of him. They never look at him. he was he was here's my what about the people though all right here's my evidence the people that are in the background they walk within a foot and a half of him they never look at him he's talking into a camera they never once look at him they never acknowledge aj text or uh text aj tell him to zoom in and they're all figured they're also wearing a they're wearing masks in 2024 they're old people though all right wait oh. How do you explain the meat and the cucumbers? He just had meat in his fridge. And that's why he couldn't go get the meat. Oh, yeah. There was no camera turned into the cart.

But even when you said the meat, it took a second for him to get the meat. Shut the fuck up. And he goes, I'm going to have Mother of Big Justice help me out here. Whoever walks by. And he kind of waved for her to bring some meat and cucumbers. He should at least have a Costco set behind him, not a green screen. Yeah. Whoever walks by never acknowledges him at all, that he's standing there.

Yeah, that's like being at Disney World and not noticing Mickey Mouse. Can I just say that I respect it even more if he was, if he's got a green screen in his house and he's like, I'm zooming in, I got to get the Costco up. Look at the light behind him. No, it makes it way funnier to me. Now that person's old. He's committed to the bit like that. That person's old.

You don't think that person's going to notice or look and say, what's that camera this guy's talking into? They're never going to say, what is that? Yeah, that person would have bumped into him. The mask is a good tell too. That's a good tell. So you want him to zoom in right now? Yeah, but tell him i mean if

he's at costco again that would be great oh my god please don't do that the exact the exact same people are walking behind most people use it they've never once looked at him guys no no i didn't catch it live so you it was called to my attention and i i was like oh shit that's that's definitely what happened so you think he's got a green screen? Yeah. It has it locked. Now, how would... That's just his own background. How does that work, TJ, where you can do a Zoom background where people are walking live? No. I mean, if you had a green screen, you could green screen whatever you want behind you

on a Zoom. I don't think that this is the case. That guy? Never. Why is that guy so much shorter than him? I think people at Costco in Boca Raton, Florida just don't give a fuck. I don't think. I can't be a great screener. I would honestly

maybe love them more. I agree. It was the cookie thing though. The cookie thing was weird. The cookie thing made me feel weird. Let me ask you another thing. You ever been to a store like that and didn't hear announcements over the loudspeaker? Yeah. You've never been to Costco. What? I said a store like that. Hold on. Maybe you've never

been to Costco. I've never been to cost i've never been to i've said it many times i've said it many times but i said a store like that you ever been in a store like that and you didn't hear stuff over the loudspeaker remember that one guy who farted into the mic yeah it's funny most people will have a green screen of like a hawaiian island with the sunset or rome yeah i just has Costco. The Costco in Florida. Not even like a cool section of Costco. No. Random ass motor oil section.

I did ask him to drink the motor oil, and he didn't do that. I actually, yeah, I think that I'm rooting for it to be a green screen because I think it'd be funnier. Dan, it's a green screen. It is a green screen. No way.

And I do think it's funnier. Look at that. Explain that to me. He bought that to have at his house? Show the lead up to that. What's the date? Watch how he gets squirrely when you're like, try something. What's the date on that meat?

Do you think he's so devious that he texted me the story about the clerk saying, hey, there's a bite out of the cucumber? Yes. Yeah. Holy shit. Devious is not the word. I think he's fully into the character. The character. Yeah. He's committed to the bit.

Wow. This would be insane. You think that guy was just hanging out at the Costco? I know he does work with Costco. He doesn't hang out at a random Costco. The camera shaking there and nothing tearing also tells me it's not a green screen. Oh, TJ. Also, the reflection of lights and stuff off of the plastic of the meat and there's nothing green anywhere. I don't think that's a green screen. So he has lights. Oh, not. Also, the reflection of lights and stuff off of the plastic of the meat,

and there's nothing green anywhere. I don't think that's a great screen. So he has lights. Oh, not a green. If he has a green screen, it's like a insanely high-quality level set. So Brandon's the only one who thinks it's a green screen. Yeah, I switched. No, there's a lot of people that seem to think it's a green screen.

The internet is divided right now. Yeah. Hilarious. Yeah, wouldn't this fuck up the green screen? What? What would fuck it up? Green. You would see a reflection of some sort of thing. Alright, you guys need to zoom in.

You keep saying green screen. It could just be like a zoom background, which is... What? That doesn't have to... It wouldn't be zoomed because then there would be some pixelation when he's... Or something. He's got something. This is a background. I don't want him to zoom in. I like the mystery. You're in denial, Brandon. Alright, this person... A fifth person has gone by not even kind of zoom in. I like the mystery. You're in denial, Brandon. All right, this person.

A fifth person has gone by not even kind of noticing the guy talking in the camera. That guy's barely alive. He's about to throw some water on him. They're all old. He didn't even look this way. This guy's biting a cucumber in Costco. Didn't do a thing. Again, I think this is one of those things that you've never been in a Costco, so you don't really know how people get down there.

Right. There's always guys biting cucumbers. It's just a normal thing. That is true, Brandon. You haven't been in a Costco, so you don't really know how people get down there. Right. There's always guys biting cucumbers. It's just a normal thing. That is true, Brandon. You haven't been in a Costco. You don't know what to look for. Just so we're clear, if he zooms in, it's going to be, Brandon, you're going to have to talk and you're accusing him of being

in a green screen as a guy who's never been in a Costco. Is there a world where he's doing both? He's in a Costco, but he's got a green screen set up in the Costco? Oh, one million percent. That world is possible. He just wants Costco to present to you. It's a Costco green

screen. Yeah. Damn. He's in the influencer portion of Costco. What a hilarious thing for the internet to run. That guy was in front of a green screen. You ever see the movie The Room or Disaster Artist where in front of a green screen you ever see the movie of the room or disaster artists where they like oh yeah they build this whole like green screen set to shoot they make it like a bar like why don't we just film at the bar yeah yeah that's him with costco

that's oh i want it to be i want it to be a green screen but i don't think it is i want it to be it is a green screen all right hands up for green screen i don't want to warren i don't want to be on the wrong side of history here but i i think it's a green screen it is weird that no one even glanced that's what's getting that's weird but maybe they just know i gotta see his behavior when you asked him you you did the cookie thing and he's like i can't go do that that was that was weird But then you're like, sample something. And even then, he was a little squirrely, and he was kind of waving off camera. And that could have been in his cart, but also it could have just been his wife was

running to the fridge to grab the meat that they bought yesterday at Costco. And I don't know. I would like to get another peek. He did not consider walking to get the cookie for even a nanosecond. No. No. No. He was very adamant. Yeah. That was weird. Yeah. get another peek he did not consider walking to get the cookie for even a nanosecond no no no he was very adamant yeah that was weird yeah felt like trying to get donnie brasco's shoes off

exactly like that i was gonna say that yeah you might need to hit up the i team wait did he have nail in the movie wait did he have did he have headphones on no i don't think so is that weird because they would have heard us talking everybody in Is that weird? Because they would have heard us talking. They would have heard us talking. If you were taking a FaceTime or a Zoom in a Costco, wouldn't you throw some AirPods on or something? Steven, don't text him what we're asking, though. I did not. He actually just responded. I said,

Hey, AJ, can you Zoom in to the show Talking Logistics? Sent him a link. He said, yes, give me a few minutes. Okay. I hope he's in a Costco. He's him a link. He said, yes, give me a few minutes. Okay. I hope he's in a Costco. He's in a Costco. Oh, this would be incredible. Are you going to confront him?

Are you confronting him or are we just collecting data? I'm simply presenting the case that I believe you're on a green screen and you're not really in a Costco. I like the mystery. I don't want to confront him. Brandon, you've got to confront him. Do we want big justice as well or just Asia? No, no, no. Not big justice. I couldn't do it to him. Do we want big justice as well? No, no, no. Not big justice. I couldn't do it to kids.

Leave the kids out of this. First 48. Brandon, be careful. What do you mean, be careful? This guy's powerful. Be careful, Brandon. Don't worry. If it is, in fact, not a green screen, I've changed my opinion instantly

and I never had it. I was never on your side. When proven wrong, you're going to change your opinion. Yeah, absolutely. Fair enough. Yep. Just I wanted to get out ahead of that. That's smart.

You got crazy calf muscles. Look, I got to be a professional athlete somehow. Wait, so what is death? I apologize because you have been on the act before. What is death wrestling? Death match wrestling is professional wrestling, but with panes of glass and light tubes. Show them your back.

Show them your back. Can I say something real quick? Yeah. We just met, and you seem like a really great guy, but are you guys pussies for not dying? You know, I tried to die, but the hospital wouldn't let me. Because you say deathmatch wrestling,

I'm expecting someone to die. You're right. You're right. You're right. No, 100%. Again, I think you're going to have to have someone die. Well, Nick Gage died. Okay. That's weird.

And then he was resuscitated in the helicopter. Oh. Was that a shoot? Yeah. Yeah. For real. What's his name? Nick Gage.

They're putting us over? No, that's not how you use the phrase. That's his name? Nick Gage. They're putting us over? No, that's not how you use that phrase. I was trying to think. I was like, well, I don't know if that works. Is it a bit or a shoot? It was a shoot. That was a shoot, yeah. What does that mean? It means it was real. It happened for real.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah, here's some. Do we have any light tubes left? Oh, my God. You know what? I'll walk it back This is pretty deathly Yeah I posted one on my page yesterday TJ on my Twitter

Of me throwing a guy onto an upside down chair That one always gets some good Some good So you're just hurt all the time You know yeah The body never feels great. I'm starting to think I should have just pursued football. Accounting, podcasting.

I wish. What percentage would you say you're at every day? What's your max? Because I was thinking about this the other day. I don't remember the last time I was 100%. Oh, yeah. That's long gone. Yeah.

50 is your max? I would say so, but I'm so used to 50. Yeah. You know, that it feels kind of like... There, here it is. Oh! Oh! God!

Ow. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's death max. I've got good aim, though. Yeah. That's pretty good. I've got good aim.

I can get a person's body. Are you pressing your calves up against the chair? Yeah, I am. They're crazy. Oh, okay. I mean... He's green- got good aim. I can get a person's body. Are you pressing your calves up against the chair? No. They're crazy calves. Oh, okay. I mean, you were a little bit. He's green screening them. Yeah, I'm great.

Well, look at how they're doing. Yeah, yeah. He's pressing against the chair. That's okay. Is that cheating? I need to learn that trick. I still have calves. I'm too tall to do that trick.

He's got those UPS delivery man calves. Yeah, I still have calves. Yeah, the best part is doing all this stuff and then going back to a normal job. What's your job? I'm a project manager for a restoration company. So like when people's houses catch fire or flood or mold or dead bodies. Dave needs a mold guy. Oh, I've done it for 10 years.

I'm about, nah, that's fine. I'm certified in the whole United States. Florida's got a lot of mold. Yes, it does. Florida's a moldy place. It's America's basement. Yeah, I go back and then everyone wants to see the videos and then i have to go to customers houses and i'm like oh don't mind all these cuts is there ever a really bad one where you ask them like could we do a match in

here it's like flash blood already here i i have old match yeah old match i i have taken many a shower door from uh from a job that we've demoed i'm like i'll just use this for later any bold marathon match where like mold mania yeah you can't breathe first you're slowly aging to there have been some bad ones where people have done like uh insulation death matches which is the worst concept i mean there's been like live snakes and stuff too down in the deep south. Yeah. Well, those are churches. Brandon's territory. Yeah. Those.

There's some wild. I'm aware of them. Snakes. I've never been to them. They don't like outsiders. They won't pop the snakes out if they got outsiders. You cool around gators, Brandon? We haven't talked about that. Gators.

Okay. Yeah, I'm fine with gators. Yeah. I've seen. How fine? I'm fine. Would you pet them? Gators ain't going to fuck with you. Pretty much. People people always say that but then you watch these shows and it's like

don't get within 10 feet oh yeah but don't but i mean that they're like you don't mean to they're so fast they're not gonna get within 10 feet of you unless so if gators were in your uh pond in your backyard if suddenly they appeared somehow you're not really freaking out at all they are in the pond in the backyard dogs and small children they don't need to go near the water if there's gators in there well what if they don't know they're gonna know would a gator take a dog i've had to get there was a gator on the highway right by yeah gator would take a dog gator on the highway right by my house about 10 years ago it was a big one like 12 feet um i've seen many in the pond behind the house but i'm talking okay i

was talking wisconsin but you swim in the pond? No, there, no. What about your lake, your candle lake? No, Shady Lake doesn't have gators. It's beset with beavers. My first experience water skiing was in a lake with alligators. Yeah, they're fly. As like a three-year-old.

As a what? Yeah. Oh, you were indoctrinated into death early. Yeah, just on the front of my dad's skis. Is water skiing still a thing? I think wakeboarding just ain't. No, paddle boarding has taken over. Because paddle boarding is driving me crazy.

Wait, paddle boarding and water skiing are not the same thing. No, but. Paddle boarding sucks. They're different genres. Yeah, but everybody. Except when Tommy does it. I think apparently everybody paddle boards now. Nobody paddle boarded a year ago, and now everybody paddle boards.

Oh, the stand-up paddle boards? Yes. Everybody owns one. It's exhausting on the feet. Wakeboarding is harder than water skiing. Oh, yeah. I know, but it's seen as cooler, I think. And I think when wakeboards really exploded in popularity, they kind of ate up water skiing.

Whatever happened to just getting on a tube? What about kneeboards? You can get on a tube. You can get on a tube. A tube is the best way to do it. Tube's fun. Did anybody kneeboard? I was a kneeboarder. The coolest is the people who just go barefoot. Have about kneeboards? You can get on a tube. A tube is the best way to do it. Tube's fun. Did anybody kneeboard? I was a kneeboarder. The coolest is the people who just

go barefoot. Have you seen that? Yep. My dad used to do that. Alan Jackson. Really? Yeah, that and meth, yeah. They go hand in hand. They do. Barefoot water skiing and meth probably do go hand in hand. They have to, right? How much time do we have to wait before we're like, he's definitely setting something up?

Yeah. I think we've hit that time. Maybe he's driving to Costco. Yeah, or he's speeding to Costco. That's what he's probably doing. He probably knows we're on tour. There we go. He's going to Costco as fast as he can.

He's got to live very close to it because you don't want a long- Making an hour drive to Costco every day. Was Alan Jackson barefoot in Chattahoochee? No, he was wearing skis. He was wearing skis? Right, yeah. I thought he had cowboy boots on. No, he was just jeans. Jeans and skis.

Jeans and skis? That's a wild guess. That's what I'm trying to remember. Been a while since I've watched it. I mean, it was hotter than a hoochie-coochie. I thought there was a... I'm lost. Way down river on the Chattahoochee. God damn it, Kate. It's way down yonder.

God damn it, Kate. Pardon me. down yonder. God damn it, Kate. Pardon me. That was really stupid of you, Kate. He was wearing a football jersey. Who was? Alan Jackson. Yeah, he was wearing just a plain white football jersey, right? Yeah.

And jeans and... I know, I need to get that jersey. I know that he's banned from live appearances, but did you guys see the picture I posted of Mincy today? I did not. It's white what? Football jersey. Oh.

I missed it. I put it on Instagram. It's just something about his aura. That's not a real man. That's him just in the corner of a bar. Wait. That's a backyard football character. Is this a wax figure?

Is this actually Mincy? No, that's him. He's just stuck in permanent shit. You character Is this a wax figure Or is this actually Mincy No that's him He's just stuck in permanent Well You think we made a wax figure I don't know But that doesn't look like a real man It is

He weakened at Bernie Mincy's someone who Wearing a football helmet It'll always just go over his eyes Yeah Constantly has to adjust it And it's just a funny look We were doing a

Shoot for a commercial this morning Oh the anxiety And I put on a jersey, a blue jersey with 18 for Caleb Williams. And Mincy immediately was like, nice arching. I was just like, all right, Mincy. All right, here we go. He's in the interrogation room. This has happened way too much lately.

Okay. All right, Brandon, take the floor. No, no, no. We're not even going to. This is Brandon. AJ, Brandon has a question for you. Hey, AJ, Brandon. Bring it.

Bring the boom. All right. First of all, calm down. Hey, AJ Brandon. Bring it. Bring the boom. All right. First of all, calm down. Brandon Walker from Barstool Sports. I would like to ask you a question about yesterday's appearance. Are you ready for that? Let's go. You appeared yesterday on the Yak from Costco, correct?

That is correct, yes. I, along with a lot of internet sleuths, believe that you might have been, I'm just going to say it, right? Yeah. I believe that might have been a green screen and you weren't really in the Costco yesterday. I think you have a green screen of a Costco. What do you think about that? Nah, it was at Costco. Oh.

Oh. That was settled. Brandon, you fool. Hold on. Hold on. It can't be over now. No, he just said it. He was at Costco. May I ask some follow-up?

Go ahead. Bring all the follow-up you want. I'm right here. Okay. He's literally right there. He is, yeah. All right. So what I saw was, you know,

everybody that walked behind you in the background, they never reacted to the big, large man in the corner talking to a bunch of idiots online. Why would they have never looked at you i feel like they were maybe a part of a pre-made video that was in the background uh well that would have to be a pretty extensive pre-made video so i was in a very quiet section of the store i was in the back of the store like i said there was hangers there was laundry baskets there was motor oil so a few people were walking by, minding their business, doing their thing.

But as everything was going on, a little bit down the aisle, there were a bunch of college kids that were just moving back into FAU. And as soon as we were done, they ran over for pictures, videos. So that's where our Costco is. It checks out. And none of them said anything to you while you were on camera. We didn't see any of those. Being respectful. I was very focused on the interview.

I do think that Mother of Big Justice was kind of like waving to some of them. Like some of them were kind of like giving the sign, like, is it okay for us to walk over? And I think Mother of Big Justice was like, just one second, let me finish here. And then. I'll ask the question. Why are y'all let me be an asshole aj aj if if we were to ask for documentation of you being at the costco could you produce a receipt yeah can do you have it uh erica are you watching do you have the receipt uh and i'll tell you what, if I don't have the receipt right now... Your bank information would be fine.

It's fine, it's fine. I did pay on my gift, on my debit card. Okay. So I'll just send you a screenshot of that. I love that. I love that. I love that. One cucumber, 89 cents.

Again, it's not that big of a deal if you are on the green screen. I think it would be cool. Well, he wasn't on the green screen. Yeah, and you don't believe him. You're calling him a liar. I'm not that big of a deal if you are on the green screen. I think it would be cool. Well, he wasn't on the green screen. Yeah, and you don't believe him. You're calling him a liar. I'm not calling the man a liar. I'm simply presenting the Internet's case that perhaps this was a – Stand on business.

It's insanely rude to accuse a guest. No, and I will also tell you why exactly we were. Do you have the receipt? Oh, let's go. Let's go. Brandon, we can brandon we can put this all through that right now yeah make sure there's yeah just give us show us the time and it was funny because the lady was getting hangers below and almost knocked the phone over

while i was trying to get her out of the way that's okay all right all right all right all right brandon that's embarrassing i'm not gonna go against his his first witness has spoken. All right. 8-15-20-24. Oh, there it is. Yeah, but did we timestamp on that? That was 1,800 hours. Time was off. What was the time? That's 6 p.m., sir.

Yep. No, wait. No. I'll tell you why. No, no, no. All right. She'll get the other one. I'll tell you why.

No, she don't have to get the other one. No, get the other one I'll tell you why. No, no, no. All right. She'll get the other one. I'll tell you why. No, she don't have to get the other one. No, get the other one. Oh, my God. The reason we were at Costco earlier in the day is because we were doing a video later in the evening. So we were going there to make sure that they had the product, and then we were mapping out where our shops were going to be. That makes sense.

Then we went back at about 6.30 last night when the store was quiet. We bought the product, and we did the video. This all adds up. Brandon. Brandon. Apologize. Apologize. Let's wait for the other receipt, and then you must apologize.

Apologize. Brandon. I'm not apologizing to this man. Why? You've been proven wrong. You've been proven wrong. That was... That time stamp didn't line up to the show.

He's going to find the other receipt. The other receipt. The other receipt, Governor, is a screenshot of the... We don't need that. Let me ask you another question, AJ. I don't have that receipt because you paid with your part. I didn't have that one. It's okay.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Do you own a green screen, AJ? It's put away.

It's wrapped up. It's in the closet. Believe me, I'm not a costumer of a green screen. The man has a green screen. It's in a box. He's a social media creator. Of course he has a green screen. If you're putting together the case, him owning a green screen helps your case.

If you're a detective, you're lighting up a cigarette right now. I don't like the whole green screen thing because I don't like things that aren't what they are. That's my thing. Here you go. This is a mug of water.

That's a huge mug of water. Why do you have that big of a mug of water? Proving that he's real. You think that's fake too, Brandon? No, it's's a huge mug of water why do you have that big of a mug of water proving that he's real you think that's fake too brandon no it's just a gigantic mug of water a lot of ice i'll tell you what i'm doing with a mug of water since you asked you guys know what i'm preparing for why i'm coming to chicago so it's on and yeah i'm i'm uh the workout routine is uh increased the diet already start today i gotta bring got to bring it. Love it. Love it. All right, well, AJ, send the documentation to Steven. We will make sure that we black out anything. But we believed you.

Brandon didn't. We always believed you. Brandon, would you like to apologize? All of us did, except Brandon. We're so sorry. We're all good. I thank you for talking to me, and I'll let you know my findings. I will not be apologizing at this moment. Okay. We're all good. I thank you for talking to me, and I'll let you know my findings.

I will not be apologizing at this moment. Okay. All right, AJ, thank you. And, yeah, Stephen will coordinate everything with you. All right. I can't wait. It's going to be a great time. Hey, before we get out of here, bring the boom. And maybe Brandon Walker review real quick.

What do you give Brandon Walker? Yeah, what do you give Brandon Walker? Are we doing boom meter or are we doing boomer doom? Boomer doom. Come on, you guys are going to make me do this? Can we do boom meter? Doom his ass. Doom his ass.

Do it, AJ. Do it. Doom him. We're going boom meter. Sorry, Brandon. You. Doom his ass. Doom his ass. Do it, AJ. Do it. Doom him. We're going boom meter. Sorry, Brandon. You're getting a one. Oh, you only got one boom. That's worse than a doom.

Yeah, that might be worse. That is worse. That's a pity boom. It's a pity boom. Yeah, it's a pity boom. Just handed you one. All right. Thank you, AJ.

See you later, man. Bye, AJ. All right. Bring the boom. See you next later, man. Bye, AJ. All right. Bring the boom. See you next time, man. Man, that was an ashtray boom. I hate you guys. He's got lying that in his couch.

I have to ask all of you. You want this one? No, Brandon, I'm on your side. I have to ask all of you how that man's ass tastes. Because all of you just bent over and sucked on that ass. Boom. Boom. Boom.

Boom. Boom. Boom. That's five booms. I can't do that. I can't wait till he gets the receipt. I was convinced it was

a green screen. Now I don't know and I just love that I don't know. The receipt he produced was three hours later. I don't want a resolution. I think it's hilarious that this is a controversy. It's a great rumor. I don't want proof either way. I want everybody to argue about this forever. Tip. It's a great rumor. I don't want proof either way. I want everybody to argue about this forever. Tip our hat to our chat for coming up with that.

I love it. I love it. This is the new jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Was AJ on a green screen? That was like, for Brandon, that was like being at a Christmas party and you're trying to take the fake beard off of Santa in front of all the kids. Oh, no. No.

Yeah. He's an internet creator. Of course he has green screens. I mean, whatever. It's not a big deal if he's on a green screen. It would be funny if he were. He is. He was.

He wasn't. Yeah, he was. The receipt, he proved. Orrin, you did not have to. Orrin, you got to shut the fuck up. That's not true. I had your back. You got to shut the fuck up.

As soon as he showed up, as soon as that motherfucker showed up, you didn't say anything. When the receipt showed up, I said, that's $1,800. As soon as he leaves, you're back on my side. Well, yeah, but I also took your side the second you showed the wrong receipt. That's masterful flip-flopping, Orrin. Well, KB's not here. Somebody had to do it. That was perfect.

You did play the role of KB there. Oh, man. I love it. I love it. You think we can get him to come to my wedding? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can invite him.

But let's think this through here. If the Rizzler shows up at your wedding yeah it's I'm fucked yeah you gotta have that I gotta get through the ceremony first before they show up or else yeah she might not get through with it if you get cold feet not only that but like all the pictures would just be of the Rizzler yeah that's true photographer gets Photographer forgets to take pictures of us. She's just locked in on the Rizzler all night. Understandably so. AJ dominated you, Brandon. No, he didn't. Don't do this.

Every now and then. Every now and then. I know it's counter to Barstool. Brandon Walken get a win every now and then. That receipt was a loss for him. We didn't sink your boat. We got the real receipt. He texted it to Chase and said, bring the boom with a screenshot of his damn card statement.

Can we black it out, edit it, and show it so it's proof? Yeah, I'm doing it right now. Photoshop the right time on it. Yep. You had your boat set? That definitely, that was either a W for me or a draw. It was not an L.

Oh, it's definitely not a W for you. I was embarrassing. Yeah, he brought it. You just get embarrassed too easily. No, you start turning away. Yes. You start turning away. Okay.

A couple times. You're like, oh my God, you guys laughing makes me want to melt into the seat and literally die. I can't. No, I can't. That makes me want to die. I can't. No, I can't. That makes me want to die. I can't. You guys are built different than me.

If I said to you, Big Cat, I think you were at this place at 1.30 yesterday and you said, no, I wasn't. Here's a receipt from 6.30. I think you didn't prove anything. I agree that the receipt from 6.30 did not help his case, but we have documentation from...

That he has... I bet you money. Our forensic accountant Stephen Che is on this. Does the glove fit? We could find... Those students are going to post those pictures online with him from whatever college he's at. If they were going to do it

they probably already have. They're not going to wait., they probably already have. Exactly. They're not going to wait. You can search location tags, right, on Instagram? Find Boca Raton. Is that where that is? Boca Raton Costco. We'll get his geodata.

We're going to figure this shit out. Should we demand his geodata? I had an uncle that lived in Boca Raton. Yeah? It's all adding up. Uncle Charles. Did he miss him? Oh, he's dead.

He owned a golf course, though. Did he miss him? He owned a golf course? Yeah. He worked at a golf course. Oh, he owned it. In Boca Raton? Yeah, this was back in 1990.

How do you own a golf course? I don't know. Uncle Doug worked there. Yeah. I'll have to ask Uncle Doug. Yeah, I would like, how do you own? I think he had a lot of money. You own golf courses?

Yeah. Who owns golf courses? Well, mostly they're run by the club, right? Right. Private group of people. They're all owned by a group of people. You weren't in line to inherit it? No, he died some years back, and I wasn't that close of, he wasn't that close of an uncle.

He was an on down the line uncle. Got it. One of those. Yeah. Now, was that a blunder on your part, not getting closer to a golf course? One of many. One of many, yeah. Yeah, I mean, we could have had a golf course.

Instead, we have a candle business that's going to take a year to get a brand. He's already sent me a screenshot of the samples. Did he just search Yankee candle? No, he just took a picture of about four candles in his living room and said, here. That's enough of a business plan for me. We're ready to go.

We're in a good spot. We're in a great spot. Do you have a room in your house like Jan from the office just dedicated to all candles? Yeah, an office and a workspace. I will. We'll get it launched soon. How's that receipt coming? Doesn't seem to be in a hurry i'm gonna take a piss real quick do the factor oh oh oh there it is

uh guys there's no time no there's no time um yeah brandon was right you you gotta shut the fuck up you need a time you need a time. We need a time. We need a time. I don't think credit card statements give you time. We need a picture of a time. Did you take any pictures there? Ladies and gentlemen, Brandon Walker just triumphed over. You haven't triumphed. He was at the Costco.

You need a receipt to leave Costco. Right. He had a story for it, though. Yeah, but you need a receipt to leave Costco. Yeah, the man who did a hit on a green screen had a story to cover for it. yeah but you need to receive to leave costco yeah the man who who did a hit on a green screen had a story to cover for it that's shocking warmer sunnier days so what do you think warmer sunnier days warmer sunnier days are calling mark they're calling i can't i can't deny it they are fuel up for them put our differences fuel up for them with factors no

prep no mess meals meet your wellness goals in time for summer thanks to the menu of chef crafted Fuel up for them with Factors No Prep No Mess Meals Meet your wellness goals in time for summer Thanks to the menu of Chef Crafted Meals Hi, hello, how are you guys doing? Hi there Meet your wellness goals in time for summer Thanks to the menu of Chef Crafted Meals With options like Calorie Smart, Protein Plus, and Keto

Factors Fresh, Never Frozen Meals Are dietitian approved and ready to eat in just two minutes So no matter how busy you are You'll always have time to enjoy nutritious, great-tasting meals. Make today the day you kickstart a healthy, new routine. What are you waiting for? With 35 different meals and more than 60 add-ons to choose from every week, you'll always have new flavors to explore. Crush your wellness goals this month with dietitian-appro and ingredients that you can trust, head to factormeals.com slash yak50.

Use code yak50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. That's code yak50 at factormeals.com slash yak50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while subscription is active. I think when AJ comes to the office, we need to have a gauntlet, a special gauntlet that's called Boomer Zoom. And it's Brandon trying to catch him on a Zoom. Or he's in real life. I've already caught the man. Can we get, Jay, can you follow up and get more, we need more evidence.

He has no more evidence. What do you think happened then? So you think he did it from a green screen and then went to Costco? Like he was obviously at Costco yesterday. I'm going to throw another, again, I've already said it. Careful. Every single person in the background in 2024 in Florida was wearing a mask. That is an old video, folks.

I think we need to do... Oh, shit. Costco's are not filled with people wearing masks in Florida right now. Especially not Florida. You have to stop. You had your moment. You had your moment and you let it go. I'm on your side.

That person's not wearing a mask. He's not wearing a mask. Most of them are. That person never looked up, never noticed. He's on the phone, though. Can you grab Jacob? What's Jacob doing? Are we sending him to Florida?

No, we're sending him to a Costco. He's going to Zoom from a Costco. They chain. Costco will move around where products are just as a strategy because if you always go in to get the eggs, they don't want to. Well, the eggs is a bad example. But the motor oil, if you you always go in to get the eggs they don't want to well the eggs is a bad example but they'll the motor oil if you're always going to get the motor oil they'll move it so that way you have to like walk by other products right yeah so we should be able to go to the boca raton costco right now see if the motor oil i'm just trying to think of ideas

we're doing google street view inside the store i'm trying to think if there's anybody in boca raton that can get boots on the ground at this Costco to see where the motor oil is positioned within the store. I don't know. I don't know how else we can crack this mystery. We're going to send Jacob to the Costco down the street. That's not going to do anything. I just want to see if he zooms in

and he just says some crazy stuff while people look at him. We have to reenact that. Oh, yeah. This is good. This is good. He's to reenact it. Oh yeah, this is good. He's got to bite a cucumber. This will help. At least we'll have a baseline. That's fair, right? Possibly. Would you say older people are less likely

or more likely to look at you in that scenario? Far and away more likely. More? Way more likely. But they're mask wearers. They just keep their heads down. They were so old. One was on the phone, though. He kind of got the lighting perfect, too. The lighting on his face does seem like it would be inside a store and not in a content studio in his own home.

Brandon's going Dante on us with this conspiracy. I don't think I am. I think his face always has that light, though. Yeah. Che, did you ask for follow-up evidence? Does he have a apple watch maybe his geo data jacob do you have a car right oh fuck um cool what about a costco membership do you have a costco membership he has a scooter family does okay uh go up to my

office and grab my wallet bring it down here and then also grab someone who has a car that can go to Costco with you. Get us car keys. Not my car keys. You can take my rental. Someone else has a car that can drive you. It's like five minutes away. Alright. We can get to the bottom of this. You must not want to get too much. You'd use

your own car. That guy? Grabbing my car? No thank you. How much of the truth are you wanting to find out here like 35 yeah i'm already there pretty much don't really care yeah it's something fun to talk about we gotta get through yeah we gotta get someone to costco oh man Someone to Costco. Oh, man. Steven, we need more data. Also, Steven, how horny are you right now? Yeah, I just saw that. Good question.

Oh, the boys in the cave were talking about that. On Steven's other today, it's Sidney Sweeney thirst trap release. I saw that today. There's one? Lot of butt. Where is it? A whole lot of butt. Could you show it to us, TJ, please?

Please show up that, bring up that thirst trap. I don't know if I want to see a Sweeney thirst trap. Well, you're never seeing butt pics from Sweeney. Interesting. So she's dropping the butt? Oh, no, you want to see it. She's dropping it. Oh.

Okay. Is she really on a lake, Brandon? Oh, yeah. She's on a lake. Oh, Huey. Wow. Huey's top comment, thank you for what you do for America

maybe she'll DM me now oh what's that like I comments boy oh boy where do we begin this shit has been normalized the the comedy non yeah i yeah butt pictures are i want to say this go on you're pooping out of that that's the thing it's like every now and then like it's it's kind of like uh when you're standing in line and you see the cop and you're

like what if i just grab the gun yeah when you see like a line and you see the cop and you're like, what if I just grab the gun? Yeah. When you see a hot ass, you're like, that's a hot ass. And then every now and then your brain will be like, but she shits. She shits. I don't know. I wish I could. You're not an ass man. I could turn that part off. It doesn't happen every time.

It's just every now and then. Did you find someone with a car? Joey has a car and a Costco car. Oh, okay. So then perfect. Just use that. All right. So you don't even need my wallet uh all right so jacob when you get to costco uh do you have tj's number yeah tj's gonna send you a zoom link go to like the back of the costco find a

quiet area yeah and zoom in to us does he have a costco membership? Joey has a Costco membership. All right. You got it? There's a Costco very close. Do you need anything from Costco? No, we don't. It's not a shopping trip. Actually, yes. Yes, you need to buy some cucumbers, and you need to bite a cucumber in half. On the side?

Yeah. I'll do like a rotisserie chicken if they have one. Maybe a cookie. You know what? Maybe just grab. Get some chocolate chunks. Grab like 10 pounds of steak. Yeah.

Double chocolate chunk. I don't. Double chocolate chunk cookies. Yeah. All these things. That's not going to cover 10 pounds of steak, is it? Maybe. I give him 100 bucks.

All right. No. Costco? You've never been to Costco. You should probably be out of this conversation right now. Cancel the steak. Get us a big box of some delicious snack. Surprise us.

Yeah. That has, like, you know, the little box. You know Costco. Like individual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something good. Yeah. Are you taking a bite out of the cucumber in the store?

I don't know. Because I think you've got to reenact that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to take the bite out. See if people turn and anybody does anything, reacts in any way to that. What the hell's going on? Oh, we got more. There's no breaking news.

What the hell's going on? He just shot this on us. All right, go, Jacob. Salty and sweet snacks. I don't need snacks. We've never seen Jacob again, are we? No. All right, what do we got?

All right, so we're back right okay so this is this is the receipt that brendan did not accept right brandon brendan you got it it's brandon 100 175.97 right yeah don't say that okay So that was a purchase that was made after 5 p.m. yesterday. And that purchase is showing up in my account right now. No, I don't need it. As a pending transaction because it happened last night at about 6, 7 p.m., whatever it is, right? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Okay. Now, we have a closed transaction from yesterday.

I don't have a time stamp on it. That's the problem. But it is a closed transaction because it happened prior to 5 p.m. Right. For $277. All right. That helps. That helps.

Photoshop is a thing, though, Brandon. Also, it's Brandon with an A. Brendan still thinks you don't. Okay. This helps. This is good, AJ. Do you have any pictures or anything? Do you have geo data?

Did we do pictures or anything on the Costco yesterday? I can't even believe this. I'm on my phone right now. I didn't do anything. First of all, pass. By the way, it's pouring here, and the receipt got thrown out, so I was tempted to go into the pail. The story gets deeper.

This is a picture. When we were there around 1 o'clock, I was going to buy these so you could look at my picture. Does it have a time on it? Okay, guys. All right, Mike. 1-106 yesterday. Can everybody see that?

Yep. Hold on. Mike. It's over, Brandon. Apologize, Brandon. Apologize, Brandon. Apologize, Brandon. Apologize, Brandon.

Hands and knees. Ask big justice if you want to. At 106. Okay, now, remember yesterday when we saw the – I hit a button here. I'm sorry. Big Justice. Don't be sorry.

So remember – well, no, that's actually a great video. We got our YouTube plaque last night. So that's me and Big Justice. Oh, hell yes. Say congrats, Brandon. Say congrats, Brandon. Oh, the YouTube plaque? Congratulations on the YouTube success.

Look at that. There's our YouTube at that that's awesome thank you very much you survived yesterday that's beautiful brandon brandon that's a hologram or something so guys once again oh we got more we got more remembering yesterday i took the meat out of the cart yep yep i took the meat out of the car yes and i said this is big justice order. Yep. Meat. Yep.

Now, you can see a time stamp on those crabs at 106. Yep. And there is a text message from Mother of Big Justice to Big Justice that reads, do you want the steak or the crabs? Wow. Wow. Apologize, Brandon. This is Brandon.

This is one of the most definitive L's you've ever taken. Apologize. First of all, it's Brandon with an A. Since when? Leave it to us. We have a problem. Brandon with an A. No, Brandon has an A in it.

Huh? Brandon has an A. Brandon has an A in it. All right. Brandon with an A. Just like one. Boom. Boom.

It's Brandon with an A. Boom. It's Brendan with an A. Yeah. Like most Brendan. I thank you for your spirited defense of this, and I acknowledge that you and your beautiful-sounding wife went through a great effort here, and I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Thank you.

Apologize. You're going to apologize? Apologize. I am not prepared to apologize at this moment. Okay story continues all right by the way guys the apology is for all of you i'm good yeah and i know that you are i know that you are there's no actual beef here i just i'm only oh the beef no there was not a costco yesterday he bought the beef. Yeah. When big justice asked for it. We were eating beef. Yeah. Yeah.

That beef? All right. Can you at least raise my number on the boomer meter to like a four? No, don't do that. Oh, he's begging. Don't give in. Listen, man. Listen, man.

It's up to them now. Yeah. No, no, no. No. Hell no. Guys. Guys. Guys.

Guys. You're in control. You're in control of the boom meter. I'm going to execute however many booms you tell me to execute. One, one again. Give him one. One again? Yeah.

Can I make it a ba-ba-ba-boom to soften it a little bit? Fine, but you have to call him Brendan. Yeah, you have to call him Brendan. Here you go, Brendan. Brendan. All right, thank you, Brendan. All right. Thank you, AJ. We appreciate you.

You got it, guys. All right. See you. Oh, my God. Well, at least he took it like a champ. Wow. I've never had so much fun investigating. This is incredible.

The amount of evidence he showed there. Yeah. Stunning. What a good sport. I love there. Yeah. Stunning. What a good sport. I love it. Brendan took it well. He took it really well. We're like 30 minutes away from him giving us all of his personal information.

I still hope it was a green screen. Here's the password to my bank accounts. You can log in yourself. Oh, man. It's all just because you're like hey was that a green screen i was for what it's worth i was convinced last night it was a green screen brain and i were talking about it at the show in the green room we were like laughing about how funny it was that he used a green screen and now i don't know what to believe. I truly do not know what to believe. Oren? Changed? It's green screen.

The best part is we just sent Jacob to Costco for no reason. He's going to zoom in and we'll be like, oh, that moment is past. What are you doing at Costco? I still want him to bite of a cucumber. Yeah. And I'd like the salty and

sweet snacks, which he will deliver. Boom. By the way, game time. You know you can get tickets to the Blue Jays at Cubs tomorrow, right now, for only $34. That's right. Thanks to Game Time, official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports.

Shouldn't have to worry when you buy tickets to your next big event. Game Time is a fast and easy way to buy tickets to all sports, music, comedy, and theater events near you. They have flash deals for sudden discounts, zone deals for when you're feeling flexible, and their lowest price guarantee, which means that you can find the same seats for less anywhere else. GameTime will credit you 110% of the difference. GameTime is

the best place for last-minute seats with up to 60% off your favorite events. Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with GameTime. Download the GameTime app. Create an account. Use code YAK for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Download the GameTime app today. Last- lowest price guaranteed oh man i i feel like i'm like sherlock holmes yeah justice was served yeah big justice also what a life that kid has yeah to see if he wanted the crab legs in the steak yes that's just italian families yeah

when when i grew up it was this is what you're having for dinner hamburger help don't have yes you don't have a choice here's tater tot hot dish yeah hell yeah he's getting penne alla vodka for a snack brandon i think is going to the so So we have a comedian, Cam Thompson is here. Sorry, Cam Patterson. He's doing Donnie, Chef Donnie right now. I bet you Brandon's trying to sneak around, get some food. He's trying to get a little food out of that. Or he's crying in the bathroom stall after being wrong.

That's true. Oh, there he is. Oh, man. It's funny because he's going to see Creed. I walk up. We got to cheer him back up. It's Oh, man. It's funny because he's going to see Creed. We got to cheer him back up. It's okay, Brandon. Brandon, I got something for you.

I got something for you that'll cheer you up. Why were all the pictures on her phone? Oh. What if she was at Costco, but he was not? Wow. What if she was taking pictures of Costco products? And she does that every time he does the green screen

just for backup. Yeah. And he was still at the house on the green screen. Somebody was handing him stuff at the house though, right? He's got a family, obviously. We know he's got... You still have a path forward with this. That's why I didn't apologize.

Smart of you. Smart of you to hold on. I was not ready to apologize. Smart of you to hold on. And you guys all know the truth here, but you're trying to act cool for our guest, but you know the truth. Hey, I had your back the second you left. You have to shut your back. You have to stop.

Does he have any pictures on his phone? Yeah. I'm cheering for the controversy at this point. Yeah, but I'm saying, does he have pictures on his phone? The mystery FAU students have. Is there any imprint on social media? I think it's swinging so far that he was definitely there. I'm now flipping sides to bring it back to the middle.

Because I just want, at the end of the day, nobody to have any idea what actually happened. That's my goal with all this you guys had like a nice man about to dig in the trash in the rain i like little tears keep coming to the edge of my eyes and i feel very tense are we certain it's raining in the fortnite there's no way pull up the weather radar pull up the weather radar for boca raton florida boca notoriously sunny yeah now hold on a second the always dry boca i have something else for you what are you doing i got something else for you if you go to go to aj's uh instagram real quick uh tj wait are y'all now are y'all now trying this man and only using me as the. No, I just, I'm having so much fun doing an investigation for a completely inconsequential thing that just means nothing. Now go to tags, tagged.

His most recent tag. Okay. Times Square, New York, 17 hours ago, 14 hours ago. Keep scrolling. Yeah. So that means means so nobody has oh wait a second what now wait a second hold on son of a oh now wait a second no hold on when were they in New York?

The plot thickens. Now, Rich is the goddamn second. There's no way they were in Boca. The goddamn second. Okay, but if y'all are going to get back into this fight, you've got to get back into the fight. You can't just let me go into battle by myself. The minute he comes on, I'm going to be like, this guy. No this guy don't bring it back on i don't want him back on this guy was going through your tagged photo what a creep oh that was when i was there when was that posted

huh we gotta start anything my whole life is a lie. Yeah, what's real? I don't know. Is this all a green screen? August 7, 2024. What was the reply? I saw one of the replies. This is probably my favorite show we've ever done. It's so good. It's's so good it's so stupid i'm now trying to find daytime court television judge joe mathis get to the bottom of this we should summon a jury

i'm trying to find the... It's the lowest stakes. Ever. Ever. Of all time. Of all time. But I'll be damned if we get it wrong. We have so many fucking resources. Like, everybody in the chat's like...

Most inconsequential... Using all their resources. The most inconsequential investigation that has ever occurred. Thousands and thousands of people that are working on it right now. Oh, yeah. There are people that are taking time out of their day jobs to be figuring out where these people are. KFC already did a one-minute man on it.

Updated report. If we do get him back on, are you going to ask about the masks? I don't want him back on. That's your strongest point so far. I've already gotten one boom twice no the other was a but it was for brendan yeah oh yeah with an a yeah he's brendan with an a all right is brendan or brandan what are you doing no brandan is the name of the light show at West Mississippi. To answer your question, Dan, it was a great show last night. Oh, we had the first Brandan Walker?

No, no, no. I'm at the live show in Indiana. Oh, the live show, yes. Good transition. That was my first question. In the middle of the answer, AJ came up, and then we were off and running. So back to that. We had a great time.

Please timestamp that, TJ. First hour of the show was how was the live show last night? Indie live show recap. One hour. Oh, man. By the way, Shady Rays, it's still summer. Get ready for the season with the official sunglasses brand of Barstool Sports Shady Rays our friends have you covered with their newest and boldest premium polarized shades they're kicking off their most anticipated release of 2024 oh put those on Danny

with the limited edition debut of their rival collection there's a new single lens style and Barstool Blue with a premium stool and stars lens etch and if you're looking for something more casual the classics are also getting the Barstool treatment both of premium stool and stars lens etch. And if you're looking for something more casual, the Classics are also getting the Barstool Treatment. Both of these styles are perfect for all day, every day comfort and performance. They have hundreds of options to choose from, so you're bound to find the perfect pair for your style. If you don't love your Shady Rays, exchange for a new pair. Return them worry-free within 30 days.

Head to ShadyRays.com. Use code YAK35 for 35% off polarized sunglasses. Try for yourself. The shades were rated five stars by over 300,000 people. Oh, shit, Danny. Those are cool. I kind of wish I was like a PFT or Donnie and just always wore sunglasses. Do it.

It's a cool look. You don't have to really maintain your face at all after that. People don't even know what you look like. That's true. Or a mask. You can let your face go yeah way ahead of you i've always wanted to did you guys get to meet who bought the box uh nobody was in the box oh it was empty yeah i think we got lied to but the the floor was full it was i know i saw pictures did you end up doing the fucker fan uh we did not. Did not do the Fuck a Fan.

But it was a terrific crowd. It was a fun night. Indy's a beautiful downtown. I've never been there. I've never stopped in Indy. I've driven through. Beautiful. Beautiful downtown.

It's a nice downtown, yeah. Everything's right there. Everything's right there. I could walk anywhere downtown. I passed the St. Elmo's Steakhouse on my way out. I was like, I wish I was eating at the St. Elmo's Steakhouse. But I didn't I passed the St. Elmo's Steakhouse on my way out, and I was like, I wish I was eating at the St. Elmo's Steakhouse. Yeah. But I didn't eat at the St. Elmo's Steakhouse.

I ate at the Arby's on the interstate on the way back. Steven, are your DMs open? What? Yeah, why? All right, good. People are already being dicks on Twitter about that. I'm already getting DMs about me and Tommy. What? They're saying you're just jealous about this kid.

That's stupid. I'm already getting DMs that I don't like. No, I was just looking for people who were at Boca Raton yesterday. Yeah, I got a guy. Oh. If you're at the Boca Raton, I was at 1-3 p.m. yesterday.

Do you have any picture or video proof of AJ the Big Justin family being there? Please contact us. Got to get your shoes on. What is it? The first 48? First 48. Yeah, we can't let it go cold. Yeah, that's true.

Times are the house. I got a guy that says he can get boots on the ground. Cam, come on in. Hello. Cam Patterson is here. Have fun trying to explain what we've been doing. Yeah. Let's just pass on that.

This will be a palate cleanser. Cam, you can come in and move us something else. It's hard to explain. We've been doing some stupid stuff for the last hour. It's good to have you, man. Thank you for having me. I'm excited. What's up?

Yeah, yeah. So you got shows tonight? Yes'm excited. What's up? Yeah, yeah. So you got shows tonight? Yes, sir. Zany's? Yes, sir. Tonight and tomorrow? Yes, sir. Hell yes.

What did you just cook with Chef Donnie? Carbonara. Carbonara. Oh. Smells so good. That's what the bacon was for. Yeah, I ain't even. I ain't know that.

I'm not a pasta guy. Yeah. Yeah. It was nice, dude. I gotta go see something. Oh, yeah. He's gonna go eat. He's gonna go eat the bacon. Cam, you're. Yeah. It was nice, dude. I got to go see something. Oh, yeah. He's going to go eat. He's going to go eat the bacon.

Cam, you're from Florida, right? Yes, sir. Have you ever been to the Boca Raton Costco? No. Damn. I ain't never been to Boca Raton. Okay. So you can't help us on this.

Does the Boca Raton Costco even exist at this point? No, I don't think it does. Where you from in Florida? Oledo. You like it? I love it. Yeah. Best place ever.

Like Disney, just swallow it. No, no nah that's different That's different I tell everybody the same thing Where I'm from out in Orlando Like They try to keep Disney away from us Oh really?

Yeah They don't want nobody What do you mean? I mean You come to Disney You come for like a good time You don't want You come where we at

You know what I'm saying? Got it Comedians Not as many Mickey Mouse Yeah comedians Yeah yeah yeah Comedians Comedians is it Have you ever been to the Chili's in the Orlando airport?

No, but I've seen it. It's awesome. It's fine? Yeah. It is? Yeah, the escalator that goes up to it. Forget Disney. Yeah.

Chili's in the airport. Is that good? Not really. It's just kind of a running joke. We went there like 10 years ago and we asked the, me and my producer Hankank sat down and we're like how you doing and the waitress was like just living the dream we're like what okay that'd be the best place yeah she was a waitress at a chili's at an airport she said live in the dream and i was like what's going on here but did she say it like she believed it yeah she was like just live in the dream and we're just like, damn, this place is different. You could have shot a little higher.

When she said it, I was just like, this place must be different. Oh, yeah. All right, so I have a question for you. This is going to sound really stupid. What's up? Kill Tony is so fucking funny. Can you explain it to me? Okay, so the whole thing.

I see the clips. I'm like, this is the funniest shit ever. I obviously know Tony Hinchcliffe But what Like how did it start It's a live show every week Yeah it started It started in the main room

I mean it started In the bedroom of the Comedy store And then it's a live show Every week And then so what it is It's just like It's a bucket

And they pull out of a bucket And everybody gets One minute Oh So everybody So it's random as fuck So you could show up And not even be a comedian

and put your name in the bucket and they call you up? It happens all the time. Yeah. Oh, so random people can go up. Yeah, it's like season comedians, random people, and it's like 250 people in a bar across the street. They put a name in the bucket, and they just hope their life changes. And then there's like a panel?

Yeah, it's totally. Judging? Yeah, if you do really good, they'll let you know you did Yeah. If you do really good, that gives you, you know what I'm saying, lets you know you did good. If you do bad, they're going to tell you. Wait, so is that how you started or no? I started comedy in Orlando about three years ago. Okay.

I think I got on Kato like a year and a half ago. So that was your first big break was the one minute? Yes, sir. Holy shit, that's awesome. Yeah, it changed my life. That life that's crazy say my whole life so what happens when a random person gets choose there's any talent they want to showcase they can no just stand up oh they're all stand up but yeah I mean for the most for the most part like it's most most of like, if it's random people,

then most of the time people do good. But sometimes they do, like, horrendous. Yeah. And that's a little bit even funnier. It's the best shit ever. For the judges, at least. Hell, yeah, for anybody. When you bomb, is it better for someone to acknowledge the bomb

or just kind of leave you alone? Nah, acknowledge it. Let me know. Like, yeah, damn, you fucking sucked. And fucking sucked and they'd rather than treat it like that I think they do watch a good bomb a good bomb is funny. Yeah. Yeah a good like somebody soldiering through a bomb I know by laughing at all. They just keep trudging Oh, you don't even know what's going on right now. Yeah, it goes through the wall where it gets funny again. Can you understand, like, for, like, it's like 250 people. For 250 people to all come together simultaneously and just go, no. That's the funniest shit in the world, dog.

We don't agree with this at all. Yeah. That's more impressive than I've ever heard. Yeah, because even if you get laughs, like, there's definitely a couple people who aren't laughing. Yeah. But if everyone's not laughing, they're in unison. Oh, man.

Finding that many people to agree on anything is always hard. It's hard. That's tough. Do you still bomb, like? I bomb all the time. Oh, yeah. That's why I can laugh about it. I bomb all the time.

That's just the name of the game. Steph Curry missed three, nigga. That's true. That's true. You got to miss sometimes. Will it be more of boos or just like crickets from the nah it'd be quick sometimes like if i like a new idea like with a new idea to be like you know i'm gonna try to see if it's funny and i'll let you know how i love comedy they'll tell you yeah that's not

immediately hey brother don't do that no more fix that you know so are you touring all all around right now yes sir where are you going next? Next, I mean, shit. Oh, this means that you're doing well. Yeah, I do. Yeah, if you just don't even know where you're going. Because if you're struggling, you're like, I'm going here, I'm going here, I'm going here. Hey, Joe, where we at next? No one knows.

No one knows. This is good. This is good. Utah. We in Utah. Yeah, with the Mormons, nigga. No one knows. This is good. This is good. Utah. We in Utah. Yeah, with the Mormons, nigga. Yeah, yeah. I'm going with the Mormons, Nick.

Yeah, that's going to be interesting. Yeah, you got Mormon jokes ready? Yeah. I got a couple, though. Okay. Last time I was there, I seen the mountains for the first time. That was crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Wait, so if you saw mountains for the first time, when was the first time you saw snow? Peoria, Illinois with Shane Gillis. Okay, what's that no it was cool shane shane's our guy he's been on case races with us yeah yeah yeah that bit rude that's always because i remember uh blake portals who's a friend of ours he had not seen snow till he was like 23 yeah and he was like because he's from 25 yeah he's from olanda um and he was like yeah it's's from Orlando. Yeah. He's from Orlando. Um, and he was like, yeah, it's crazy. It's like wet. Yeah. That's what's yeah. That's snow. It's just cold rain. Yeah. Yeah. Frozen rain. Yeah. Ain't be a fan. So after you crushed on kill Tony the first

time, did some of those guys kind of take you under their wing? And like, I want, I want you with me on my tour. Tony, but Tony took me everywhere. Tony told me the world after this. Yeah, I got on the street, made me a record, and then I went on this tour like a month later. That's amazing. Yeah. That's awesome. Do you go back now and do it?

Like once somebody does well, do they? I do it every Monday. I'm a regular now, so they make me a regular. So I do it every Monday. Where do they tape it out of? Austin. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Nice. Yeah, and I saw, I mean,ane's been doing the trump which is so fucking oh my god it's the funniest in the world yeah so so funny and then you got the biden too yeah yeah yeah uh adam rey yeah you got to get a kamala we need one yeah we got to find one you gotta find one um do you want to do the gauntlet yes okay yes have you been told what it is they told him what it is do you do you feel confident it, or do you want someone else to do it to show you? Somebody show me first. All right, spin the wheel, and we'll have someone run, and you can see everything.

And this is also, I guess this is the first one with the new one. Season two. Yeah. Well, it's a new guy. Well, the body armor, so we're going to say, I think I was practicing last night, and I think it's harder. It felt harder, but it shouldn't. It shouldn't be, but it is for some reason.

So I think you could have your feet up to the grass when you're throwing the football. No? All right, fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. I mean, I was right. I was.

What do you think? What? You're looking for the footballs? Blutman probably knows. Football was your sport, though? Huh? You were a football player? I was ranked number three in the nation when I was in second grade.

Oh. Second grade? Yeah. What happened after that? I'm lying, but it's not good every time I say it. But they do do that now. They do rank, like, nine-year-olds. They were just no other second-grade football players.

Yeah, that is always funny. It's just always the tallest kid at that age. Oh, you're the best ever. Yeah. You know he's going to stop growing one day, right? Yeah. Until then. What do you guys normally do with-

Hit me where? Yeah, like for a park. My life story. Titus was the top-rated basketball player. Hey, how did it feel? I was 6'4 when I was 13. God damn. I think I'm 6'3 now.

I got shrunk. That's crazy. I like being short. All right. How tall are you? I'm 6'2. Okay, nice. All right, spin it, TJ.

Brandon. We spelled Brandon wrong. Let's do it. I'm ready. Let's rock out. All right, so you got to get one cornhole. Yeah. Then you got to score a goal on the goalie.

Yeah. After your first three shots, if you don't score in those three shots on the goalie, you can shoot from anywhere. Okay. Then baseball, you got you can shoot from anywhere. Okay. Then baseball, you got to hit a home run. Okay. Throw it to yourself. Then you got to throw it in the body armor.

You got to get your own rebound on the footballs. Three-pointer, three-pointer. And then you sit back down and there's trivia. You just got to get 10 right. You'll see the trivia. Is it easy trivia or hard trivia? It's pretty easy. Okay, okay, okay.

There'll be some easy ones. All right. Ready? Ready, Brendan? Give me a sec. All right. One sec. We'll change the trivia. Is it easy trivia or hard trivia? Pretty easy. Okay, okay, okay. There'll be some easy ones. All right. Ready, Brendan? Give me a sec. All right, one sec. It will change their format. With an A.

I'm just laughing because Nick always says that when we do Dungeons & Dragons, he's Greg with two Gs. And it's funny to me because- Yeah. It always is. It's always funny. Yeah. It's always funny. And you're like, yeah, no, it's always yeah yeah it's always fun and you're like yeah no it's just greg okay do you think it was a little too much cam to do the s-o-o funny

not your instagram i think you need like so funny need to know and it's not just so funny well so so one oh was already took uh so wait there's a funnier cam than you? No, I'm funny. I got my O's. Yeah, that is true. But what if there's a 3-0 cam? Then I'll shoot. Oh, yeah.

Then you're in trouble. You got to hang it up. No, I'm scared. Then you're in trouble. All right. All right. Who are those people? Were they with you?

They aren't? I don't know. I don't have an answer to that question. Okay. Okay, ready? Yep. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go.

All right, so he's got to get one cornhole here. Come on, Brandon. He's struggling. There we go. Oh, there we go. He got it in. All right, Brandon. There we go. He got it in. Here he comes. Shoot.

You got to shoot all three first and then you can shoot from anywhere. Goal. You're lucky this is our second string goalie. I'm happy. I heard. Boom. Home run. He's having a hell of a time. This is. Oh, the rebounds might be harder.

Yeah. Stuck behind the bottle. There you go. Oh, shit. He's fucking dominating this. He might beat my time. He thought that was in. He's harnessing his anger.

I think he might beat my time. This would be an all-time Brendan win after everything that's happened today. Should we say this is all green screens? 126? If Brendan wins, this is all a green screen. Oh, that one hurt. That one hurt. There you go.

Good shot. There you go. Brent, you have an unbelievable time right now. San Francisco Giants. Tampa Bay Rays. Rays. Rays! Dodgers.

Angels. Mets. Mets. Yankees. North Carolina. Texas. Texas. Jersey. Yankees North Carolina Texas Texas Jersey New Jersey

Motherfucker It's not on there There it is Oh Is it Okay wait So Oh no

Did he just beat me No What's my time 126 We gotta get a new time. Yes, but you don't have to answer them in any particular order. That was an incredible time. Oh, Brandon.

Brandon, that was fucking incredible. Wow. Actually, in this moment, I was rooting for you just because it would have been an all-time switch from the first hour of the show. I know. I mean, you did it all in front of a green screen, but it's fine. Oh, it's not even second. Oh, shit. Oof.

Dang. He typed Jersey. He typed Jersey. He kind of fucked up. He fucking typed Jersey. You said Jersey. You said Jersey. You said Jersey. TJ, don't do that.

You're fucking from New Jersey. That's bullshit. He typed Jersey. That was an incredible time. No, but he can't. TJ, you can't fight back on that. I'll just make up whatever I want. The guy typing is your biggest obstacle in this.

Yes. TJ, that was very stupid. You're from New Jersey. Is it stupid that I typed what you said, or is it stupid that you said Jersey? TJ, you're from Jersey. Brandon, you're doing the quiz, not me. TJ, you're from Jersey. You know that it's New Jersey.

This is all normal. This is how it goes every time. I can walk out of Pete the Rep's. Nigga, that's crazy. You said it. God, leave me. It's crazy. We've got to get a new typer. I can't walk out of feet to reps. Nigga, that's crazy. You said it. God, leave. This is crazy. We got to get a new typer.

That was garbage. This is the hardest part. We got to do better than that. Brandon, take a beat. In TJ's defense, you could have been answering a different question. I beat Titus. You beat Titus. You did it, dude.

That was an incredible time. It could have been a question five things a basketball player wears. I got you by a half second. TJ, what do you mean you can't see it? You're looking to type it. You said it out loud. That was a great run. I got you by a half second. PJ, what do you mean you can't see it? You're looking to type it. You said it out loud. That was a great run. All right, Cam, so you're up.

Yeah, let's do it. It's still really fun. It's low stakes. Wearing slides. I'm having a great time today. Okay. All right. Greg Olson really opened Pandora's box. He's wearing slides. I'm having a great time today. Okay. All right.

Greg Olson really opened Pandora's box there. Yeah. He was the – Yeah, he did. He started attacking TJ. Now we're all getting comfortable. I mean, he did get a double with Angel. You guys should hire him. That is true.

Yeah, Brandon, you got – when you said Angels, you got two. Oh. You have to go back and do Angels. Because the first one hit. Right. But I'm saying you got a bonus one. So have to go back and do angels. Because the first one hit. Right. But I'm saying you got a bonus one. So it all comes out the wash. You got a bonus.

You got a bonus. You got a bonus, dude. Yeah, you're welcome. Slow me down. Because I'm ready to go with the next one. But you got two LA Angels. I'll tell you what. I mean this in the most complimentary way.

You've never been more big customer than you have been today. You're just oozing big customer energy. Logging on to Yelp when he gets home. You guys should hire a professional stenographer. Yes. Type the word along.

We did transcript for the act. Oh man. Or just to type in the sporkle. Yeah, no, TJ, that's part of it. Listen, we all do the same thing with TJ. And you know what's the craziest part is? He's not the worst typer. We did the episodes with Boo where it was out.

Those early days. Yeah, he literally didn't know words. And there was no time crunch. No, there was no time crunch. Brandon, this happened to me, though. This happened to me, and you didn't say a word. No. Listen, you guys got to understand something about this place.

If you give TJ $1,000 a month, he's actually the smartest person here. He'll type perfectly. His words per minute are off the charts. He's got a PhD from Columbia. All right. Ready, Cam? All right. Oh, he's got slides on.

Three, two, one, go. All right. Pick one bag. Pick multiple bags. He also might have rocks in his pocket. What? He loves rocks. What?

Should have led with that. Oh, that was actually a good kick. Damn. You can score from anywhere. There we go. Oh, shit! That was a dart! Was that a homer?

Yeah, that was. I think it went all the way over there. He just went to pull side. Oh no. Oh, we got a slide down. He's... He's lost a slide. He's lost a soldier. Oh fuck. He's lost a soldier.

Oh, fuck. There it is. Maybe it's easier. I don't know. Not a bad jump shot. He'll be okay. Oh, no. He's got a good shot. Yeah, it looks good.

That's got to be infuriating, having a good shot. I know. Yeah, looks great, doesn't go in. Oh, there's the fake balls on the top. Oh, no. Cruel. There we go. Here we go.

All right. Come on, Cam. Six NFL players scored more than 20 sacks in one season. Red. Green. Red. Green. White. Oh, there we go. That's good.

Good. Oh, Ray Lewis. Bullshit. Nine human body parts with three letters. Tequila. Tequila. Leg. Tequila. Leg. Great D.

Two main rights. You're offered a Miranda rights warning. Two. Oh. That was Zah laughing. That was Zah laughing. Fuck. Five combat sportsah laughing. Fuck. Five combat sports in 2024 Summer Olympics.

Combat sports. Oh, boxing. Yep. Wrestling. Yep. MMA. No. Do you know the name for the piercing in your dick?

What it's called after you get that? A dick piercing. Nope. Close. I see where you're coming from another body part with three letters oh arm uh-huh there we go that's a great time it's a prince albert is what you're looking for yeah prince albert oh damn i said i didn't read it that much that was a good time 2588. Where does he rank on? So we've had a few comedians come through.

He might be a head comedian. He might be. Oh, no. Wait, Sam Talent beat you. I'm doing it again. You can only do it once. That's cool. If you come back, you can do it.

You can't do it. The only person we've ever let do twice in one day was Greg Olson because he basically strong-armed us. Yeah, he just alpha'd the fuck out of us. Yeah. Damn. Can I get another? What if I have a gun? Yeah, you can go. We would let you. Yeah, we would have

no choice but to... Get up there and go, Oren. At that point, I mean... Wait, you have rocks in your pocket? I have some on you. What do you mean? Damn, what is that? What's wrong? Oh, that's a rock. I like rocks.

Can I see it? Yeah. Is this a rock you found? Somebody gave it to me's a rock. I like rocks. Can I see it? Yeah. Is this a rock you found? Somebody gave it to me at a show. That's a good rock. What? So this is like kind of like my five-year-old does this where he like has rocks in his pocket. You just have rocks in your pocket? I like the way they feel, you see.

Okay. This is a good skipping rock. It is. You could fucking... One day I'm going to throw it back to the world. Yeah. So how many rocks do you have like... Two men. In your house, if I walked in your house right now, is there just a pile of rocks?

400. Really? That's an avalanche. That's incredible. Yeah. You travel? That one is a good-feeling rock. That's a great rock.

That's a great rock. That's the part right here? Yeah. Yeah. So someone gave you that being like, I know the camel like this rock. That's what I said. I said, on the show, I'm not retarded by that rock. That kind of change my home I'm the rock guy the funny shit I just did a show and so you know kids

on is like a white crowd some people come out of white people it was a black family at my show like two black families and I'm like man so it's a good to see black people at a show and at the end of the show I did a meet and greet I'm not mean people I did a Q&A and she I was like you man, it's so good to see black people at a show. And at the end of the show, I did a meet and greet. I'm not a meet and greet, but I did a Q&A and shit. I was like, you want to ask me a question? You want to ask me a question? And they threw me this rock. And one of the guys was like, hey, nigga, why they throwing you rocks?

Where the fuck that shit come from? And I was like, how y'all know about me? He said, we just seen you with black and we came to the show. That was it. Oh, man. That's an awesome hobby to have. Yeah, I like it. That's fucking, because you're right.

When you have a good rock, there's really nothing better. When you have a good hold, it's perfect for your hand. Yeah. Just kind of flip it to yourself. Is there a dream rock you've always wanted? No, I used to lose all of them. Oh, okay. I lose all of them.

But, I mean, I like street rocks for real street rocks yeah what do you mean not crack not crack yeah but like rocks on like so you don't like beach rocks I don't like smooth rocks got it gotta have texture got it okay move ain't no good got it oh that shit got me gas I was doing good until I got the kicking shit I I did. My shots was fucking up, dude. Oh, yeah. All right.

Ready, Oren? Yeah. You got a good-looking jump shot. I play a little bit. Yeah. Oren is a death match wrestler. He does the crazy chairs. All right. Here we go.

Three, two, one, go. Oh, there we go. There it is. Oh. Oh. Oh. Nope. Oh, what a save.

That sucks. Could do that in jeans, too. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Ooh, let's see. He runs like a guy who gets hit with glass a lot. Doesn't he? Yeah. I don't know how he... I don't know how he can stand up, honestly.

How'd he do the first time? I don't remember Me neither This is fun as hell Yeah This office is pretty fun, huh? This is pretty dope, bro This is basically what we do all day Yeah, we work pretty hard

Just fuck around She cool here Y'all wanna run the gauntlet again? Let's do it hard. Just fuck around. She cool here. You want to run the gauntlet again? Let's do it. Yeah, Monday morning we got serious business. We got to run

the gauntlet again. 329. Wait, are you friends with Nate Marshall? Yeah. He came in here with Shane and he had one of the worst

three-point shots I've ever seen in my life. For real? Yeah. We actually pulled the security footage just so I could give it to Shane. He's got the video. It was like on a Saturday, so no one was even taping. It was that bad.

That's crazy. I love Nate. That's a good dude, but I got to talk to him about that. Yeah, no, you really should. So Oren's original time is 3.29. Okay. Let's see if he can beat it. All of them. Oh.

How was that? Oh. Shit. That one surprised you. Lined it up. That's not the best one. That defied gravity, that jump. It's an NBA team.

Ray. R-E-Y. Dominic. Oh, there we go. Right to the wrestling. Central. Mountain. Eastern. Oh, this is... You got this one. Mountain. Eastern.

Oh, you got this one. Pacific. Grape. Blue raspberry. Oh, I've already got that. One word. Timberwolves. Wizards.

Wizards. Hornets Nice There we go 231 231 Cam before you go So everyone should buy tickets to Zany's. Sold out.

Sold out tonight and tomorrow sold out? Fine. You going to have a show? Nah, nah. I got to go back home. Got to kill Tony on Monday. Okay. All right.

So before you go, though, Stephen, can you come out here and grab the mic and give us something real quick? Yes. We have our own Kill Tony, if you will. I'm not going to ask you to do any of your set steven yeah actually let's do a kill tony set uh i think steven you should do like one minute of your best material and then um maybe end it with chris tucker what if we all get the mic get the mic what if we all put that mic yeah you got an idea in a bowl

called literally stand-up. And picked a bowl and he had to do a minute on it. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Do we have a pen? Yeah, we got pens. All right. All right, everyone put a... Write down one idea.

And put it in Danny's hat. Okay. And then... But you have to end with... No matter what, you have to end with, no matter what, you have to have it all lead into Chris Tucker at the end.

It's a piece of paper for you. No, no, no. You're reading the, it's a prompt and you got to come up with a minute. We're going to give you a prompt. Real quick about it.

Make a joke and then have it lead into Chris Tucker. All right. End with Chris Tucker. He does the best Chris Tucker. He does. He do?

Yeah. I'm excited. Yeah, you should be. It's that good. All right, Brandon, write down something. Just one word, right? One word, one word. Steven's going to do one minute of Kill Tony where he has to do a minute stand-up on the fly,

and it has to lead into Chris Tucker is the end. Okay, put in Danny's hat. You remember when we sent Jacob to Costco? Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Are they there? The Boca Raton Costco or Divvy? The one here. All right.

All right. All right. Let me get the pen. I'm going to eat some carbonara. Go for it. Oh, good. You deserve it. What kind of carbonara? Thank you.

Just the standard with the spaghetti in the back. All right. So, Steven, come out. You pick it. We'll give you 20 seconds. Oh, Jacob is there. We'll get to Jacob in a minute. Tell Jacob to wait.

Tell him to wait. We'll get to him in a minute. Let's finish with Cam. All right, so pick it out, and then you get like 15 seconds to think about it. Tell everyone what it is, and then you hit your – I'll tell you guys what it is? No, tell everyone what it is. I think so, right?

Yeah. Or should we guess what it was? Yeah, that might be funny. Don't tell us. Yeah, don't tell us what it is I think so right Or should we guess what it was Don't tell us Don't tell us what it is We gotta guess what Yep and with Chris Tucker I hope we got mine So he's just doing one

Yeah Do you want to do another one Do you like that one it's a regular word okay yeah this is why steven's the best i would never do this no way not a chance i'm excited there's no mic on that stand i'll be doing one more improv stand-up There's no mic on that stand Improv stand up Maybe the word changed Can I use my phone To look something up real quick

Yeah sure of course Why? Don't ask questions I believe in it It's not the process Yeah yeah yeah It'll cook it'll cook He's googling jokes

He's looking up a word It's just a word Oh well yeah I hope he He's looking up a word. It's just a word. Oh, it will. Yeah. I hope he's not looking up my word. Is it clitoris? Damn, wait.

Can we all say the name I did? The link is purple. My word was just China. That's a tough look up. All right, ready? I guess. All right, here we go. Does this work?

Welcome to the stage, Stephen Che. All right. Yay. Oh, no. Oh, no. Bad start to the stage show. Oh, no. Production guys.

Stephen, remember, too, that the first 55 seconds don't really matter as long as you nail the chris tucker yeah fair it's true how we doing chicago all right what oh what was that yeah looking for my camera all right be a pro one time um all right my name is steven shea i got a joke for you okay oh so year 2024 modern day we got driverless cars now you guys been one of those ubers yeah yeah yeah yeah make some noise been one of those yeah yeah all right not too Not too many people. That's okay. That's okay. We all made. I think everybody. Nobody came to see you, Brenda. I want you to sit down there.

Right? I'm sitting. Crowdwork. Crowdwork, yeah. 1700s. We didn't have these type of luxuries. No. No.

No. Nobody could do any of that. But what we did have was an invention that was on the precipice. We needed to get from point A to point B. Cars didn't exist. Driverless wasn't a thing in the room. Drivers. That is when an idea came into one man's head.

How do we do it? Cross country. It used to take years. people would die along the way this is like a ted talk and then somebody started making little lines yeah chopsticks little connectors in the middle. Big H's. Just started stacking them. Stacking them. You know what we got?

What? The cross-country railroad in 1804. What an invention. Okay. Now imagine in the 1700s. You've never been on a car. You don't even know what that is. you've never been on a car. You don't even know what that is. You've never been on a train.

The first time you've ever been accelerated hundreds of miles an hour on a train, and you say, God dang! Ah, yes! The word was railroad. Okay. That was great. You like the God damn at the! The word was railroad. Okay. That was great. I liked it. You liked the goddamn at the end?

That was great. You got a great Chris Tucker. You do the whole thing. I want to do like a sentence of his. Oh, yeah. Do a sentence of his. Do a sentence of like Chris Tucker voice. He just does goddamn.

He just has goddamn. That's it? Oh, damn. Or goddamn. Encore goddamn. Yeah, that's hard. Echoing in the hole. God damn.

Yes, Steven. Why he's the best. That was beautiful. Che's like a pool string doll. He just... Yeah. He's just being a pool and he says, God damn. God, dude. Tickle me Elmo. Tickle me Che. Instead of three phrases doll. He just... Yeah. He's being a pool and he says, God dang. God dang. Tickle me Elmo.

Tickle me Che. Instead of three phrases, it's just one phrase. That's another Black Friday. There we go. Break it down, TJ. Tickle me Che. He just says,

God damn. Flush doll. All right. Well, Cam, thank you so much for stopping by, man. Thank you. That was awesome. Next time,

anytime you're in Chicago, come on by i'm gonna start looking for some rocks for me yeah yeah yes i'll fuck with my shit for you oh man all right thanks so much man have a good show tonight yeah uh cam so funny on instagram go follow him go follow him and he's gonna be out on the road. Oh, yep. Two minutes. Yeah. Oren. Ooh. Yeah.

Go ahead. You have to go. Okay. Okay. He knows. He knows. He knows. Oh, wait. Cam.

Cam. Yeah. Good. Oh, you got a hug. Yeah. I love it. That was a great hug. That was a great hug.

Thanks, Cam. Dude, he was a great hug. That was a great hug. Thanks, Cam. Dude, he's a funny guy. He's fucking funny as hell. So naturally funny. Yeah. Unbelievable. All right. Great energy.

And it's... I hope that never be on that wheel. It's funny when he says the word. Yeah. It just is. It's funny when he says the word. Yeah. Yep. It just is. It is. Zod just laughing so hard. That was good clarification there.

Yeah. That was Zod. That was Zod laughing. All right. So the guys are at Costco. Okay. All right. Can you hear us?

Yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. So do like, well, first of all, talk to us. Wait, are there people around you? Are there people walking by? There just were.

There are some nearby, but nobody behind us right now. Have they looked at you? No. No. Okay, he's just playing. See? Everybody's in on this. I trust Joey on that.

Well, I just don't know Jacob. Jacob doesn't always get close. May I point something out? Yeah. Remember how the lighting for a Costco was perfect on AJ? Yeah. Here, the lighting is clearly not perfect on them. This is the actual lighting of a Costco and not the manufactured lighting he had.

Oh, interesting. Interesting. Okay. Hey, what. Interesting. Okay. Hey, what do you have there, Jacob? I'm glad you asked. Three large cucumbers. Oh, would you take a bite of one? We need some...

Oh! Oh! Oh! She looked. Okay. Wait till someone... Is someone walking by? Look and see if there's anyone going to uh soon i think yeah all right okay so then take a bite right when they walk by it's preparing the bite

yeah take a bite in the middle of a costco but somehow act natural that's a cucumber huh big one big cucumber yep oh the cucumber looks fake are they in a green screen don't be so handsy with it like now i would look because he's weird with the cucumber what god damn it, dude. Someone coming? Waiting. Okay, waiting. Do they know you're waiting? Oh, there's someone. Just say, wait, move a little so you can see that woman. All right.

I mean, AJ was kind of talking full volume. Yeah, he was. What's that? Wait, move, Jacob. Move to your right. Move to your right. Move to your right. Wait, where'd she go?

Why'd you move the phone? She left. All right, say really loud, I'm going to bite this cucumber. Oh, yeah, here we go. Say it. You're looking dead at the camera, by the way. I sure hope this is a boom. No, he's not looking at him.

Didn't look at all. He didn't look at all. Did not care at all. Say it again. Do it again. Boom. Boom. Boom.

Boom. Boom. The guy's not looking. Didn't look at him at all. Say it again. Do it again. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. The guy's not looking. Didn't look at him at all. He's not looking. Because Jacob's clearly trying to do it for attention. All right, here. Wait, wait.

There's more people coming. Do it again. Do the booms again. And take another bite. Boom. Boom. Yep, right at it. But she didn't.

She didn't look at all. Women don't care. Yeah. Women don't care. Yeah, they don't care. Also, he's clearly doing it for attention. He's eating so much cucumber. Yeah, those people don't want to give him the satisfaction of noticing him. It's very clear. Yeah.

All right. Thank you, Jacob. Thank you, Joey. Don't forget the snacks. Yeah, don't forget the snacks. You did important work today, Jacob. All right. Thank you.

Okay, see you guys. Oh. Oh. Oh! Let. Oh! Let's go! Wow. Do we have a video? Purple hat.

Oh, wow. Keep wearing a purple hat. I'm going to try and talk to the parents. This is so awkward. Oh, it's a kid. It's not a kid. Oh, no. It's a kid.

It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid.

It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid.

It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid.

It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid. Oh, no. Yes, Glamour. Yes. Oh, no. That is a little kid. Oh, it is a little kid. You should go and just wear your purple hat.

I have to buy a purple hat from someone in every single state across the country. I will give you $30 for that purple hat right now. Purple hat. This one? That one. I'll give you $40 for that purple hat right now. Oh, they're four. That's okay.

All right. Bang. Yeah. Way to go, Glover. It's all right. They were speaking in different languages. I love it. Wow.

What a, what a, We got a kid's hat. Clemmer was like the guy in the Stranger Danger videos. That's smart to get a kid's hat from Massachusetts because it's so small. He is filling like every demographic. I know. He really is. He's buying like no two of the same hats. Yeah.

Gengar hat, do-rag hat. That was huge. He's also a terrible negotiator oh yeah yeah he goes up in price before they can even respond he was like 30 bucks and they just looked at each other's like 40 yeah just upset the second if they wait more than two seconds uh 50 60 also we put his feet to the fire and immediately he gets yeah i don't think that's a coincidence. That's good work ethic. Yeah. That's Chicago work ethic right there. Yeah, that's absolutely true. We did.

Get on him a little bit. I thought that was going to be AJ. I'm not going to lie. I was upset that it wasn't. I was a little blue balled. Yeah. Pretty confident it was AJ. I was really hoping it was AJ.

Don't y'all agree the lighting in the actual Costco wasn't as good as his? There were multiple people who didn't look, though. That's not really true. There was one person who didn't look, and that person was ignoring the guy who was clearly trying to get attention. He could have brought a ring cam. He's an influencer. That's from the first aid kit for influencers.

That's true. I don't think we'll ever be able to solve it, Brandon. It's going to go down as one of the craziest mysteries of all time. You have to decide which side you're on. I'm on your side, Brandon. It's like this and the OJ murder. When you left the room, I was like, yeah, no, Brandon. Danny, I think we know.

Huh? Okay. No, he wouldn't have wrote the book saying, if I did it, if he had done it. True. Every day he woke up looking for the killer. Found him before he finished brushing his teeth. All right. Job well done.

Man, this has been a great yak. Out of nowhere. Covered a lot of bases. We really did. It's like one of those yaks where my brain is scrambled with so much chaotic energy. It's kind of like a best of yak, except it all happened here. I might be addicted to investigations, inconsequential investigations. Oh, yeah.

They have to be inconsequential to the utmost. But, man, are they good. Oh, Steven, we never got you GeoGuessr. Oh, yeah. That was the very first thing on the show. Yeah, let's get a little GeoGuessr. Just a little. Just a little taste.

Let's knock out one state. Yeah, just get us one state. Yeah, maybe a Boca Raton. Yeah, if we could get Boca. That feels like 10 hours ago that we had him fire this up. Has it just been sitting there? Yeah, it's been running. Okay, talk us through it. What is it? Is this near an airport's just been sitting there. Yeah, it's been running. Okay,

talk us through it. This is near an airport. This is definitely near an airport. Why? Yeah, why? It's just very industrial. There's a Holiday Inn. There shouldn't be a Holiday Inn here logically. What? This final looks like New Jersey. Yeah, because of the

Holiday Inn. Would it really be near an airport? Ooh, is this a gentleman's club You gotta go Oh shit New Jersey New Jersey New Jersey Oh I thought that was by TV It did kind of look like it

Oh geez Oh man this looks like a lot There's no sidewalks so that rules out poor Indiana. This feels like Big Ten country. Okay. So poor Indiana's back in? Yep, poor Indiana back in. Oh, jeez.

But Big Ten country is the whole U.S., right? Yeah. I don't see any mountains, so I'm in trouble here. Go quick. Corn. There's no corn here. That's what's... Guessing. Corn. There's no corn here. That's what's guessing. Oh.

Illinois. Right in the middle. Big Ten country for sure. How did you not get that? Oh, this is like a side road on Highland. It's a frontage road. I do love the O. Yeah.

It's like the O. Like it gave him a perfect clue into where he is. Roper White. Alright. 18 wheelers, but I guess it's on a highway. Alright. Trouble.

Pure. Let's go Indiana. Oh, we're on Indiana. Texas. You know what, TJ? Give him 45 seconds. Let's bump him up a little. He, we're going Indiana. Texas. You know what, TJ? Give him 45 seconds. Let's bump him up a little. He's too under the gun.

Do one with like eight minutes. He's still going to say, oh, the second he sees it. Yeah, 50 seconds. What do you do with all that time? Oh, well, there's no sidewalks. All right, we got a church with maybe football stuff over here. What? Where's football stuff?

Why would you assume that? Oh, oh, oh, oh. That's a school. Broughton Construction. That doesn't help at all. That's a high school football field, isn't it? Oh, this might be a high school. Can I find the high school football field, isn't it? Oh, this might be high school. Can I find the high school sign? They certainly wouldn't put it in the middle of the road, would they?

I would have tried to look at the field. Yeah. That's a crazy concept, Brandon. I might have time. It looks like the front's over here. He's going to the front door. Run. I mean, not a bad move.

I get the whole sign. Guess, guess. Oh, Roosevelt. I went to a a bad move. Who's sign? Guess, guess. Oh, Roosevelt. I went to a Roosevelt middle school. That's not it. You thought it was your middle school? D.C., that's not fair. He wouldn't have recognized your own middle school.

In his own backyard. I went to A. That must be the same. Oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, Riley. Here. Oh. Oh. O'Reilly.

Here we go. Wait. You should probably look. Shit, shit, shit. Smaller steps, Che. Yeah, I'd focus more on the signs and not the blades of grass. Blacktail Dam. 10 miles.

Blacktail Dam. I think I know where this is. Say it in your Chris Tucker voice. Blacktail dam? I mean, New York has dams, right? Blacktail? That could be like a bear. What the fuck?

That could be a bear? No, when you hear dam, you just think New York. Okay, yeah, I could see that. That was my second guess. I thought Minnesota. I could see that that was my second guess I thought Minnesota poor Indiana's back alright 9th Avenue that doesn't help dead trees

houses not looking not super high so we could be in the southwest of two stories southwest of what Indiana Not super high so we could be in the southwest two stories southwest of what Indiana poor, Indiana Yeah, we don't have a lot of second floors

Well now he's completely changed every everything well no, I think this is the Southwest U.S. Christ, what? No, they only have one floor. Notorious for a single level. We'll go Utah. Oh, wow. Not too far, not too far. Wow.

Northwest. How far away are we from actually dropping Steven in a remote location? Oh, oh, oh. 34. Big clue. Be honest. How far away are we from actually dropping Steven in a remote location? Oh, oh, oh. 34. Big clue. Be honest. How do I do this? We're in Greece.

You're not getting them. I just saw a sign that said 34. Take smaller steps. What would 34 give you? I don't know. I mean, I'm looking for any clue. I think this is the Hoosiers town. This actually does feel like Indiana.

Richer Indiana or poor Indiana? Like 1951, plucky underdog Indiana. There you go. Williams County. That's not nothing. Well, it is for you. There's a church. This could be something south.

He's right. It's not nothing. This could be Georgia.. He's right. It's not nothing. This could be Georgia. Buzzer Beater. Right by Indiana. Do you know that one, Mark? Yeah. Oh, good neighborhood.

Oh, wow. Lots of second levels. We're definitely in Utah. This is Utah territory. They've got second levels. We're in Brandon Street right now. second levels. We're definitely in Utah. This is Utah territory. They've got second levels. We're in Brandon Street right now. Second levels. This looks like the Northeast.

Actually, this is just a generic rich neighborhood. That's correct. This goes down. Oh, can I go here? This goes down. Can I go here or no? You can't go under there. It's someone's house. Oh, okay.

Why would you want to go there? There's some type of body of water down here. We're knocking on the door. Live action Sims. This doesn't... I have friends who live in Massachusetts. This kind of looks like parts of Massachusetts. I'll say...

What is it, the green grass or the blue sky? Damn. Might be here for a while. Okay. Oh. Oh. All right. So you got...

We got Holiday Inn, Travel Lodge, and... Is that Auntie Anne's? All right. So Auntie Anne's is somewhat... Is that all malls or just Northeast? There's food up there. That's a notorious place to stay, right? Auntie Anne's? Yeah. No, Auntie Anne's is somewhat... Is that all malls or just northeast? There's food up there. That's a notorious place to stay, right? Antian's?

Yeah. No, Antian's is pretzels. I just had something. Ah, shit. Oh, I'm on the other side of the road. You always... How do I do this? He's getting no better at all.

No, not at all. That's the beauty of it. Chasing cars. It's so good to watch because it just never gets better. Let's go Pennsylvania. That giveaway was the anti-ams. And him talking out the clues is just so crazy. These are kind of Georgia trees.

Okay. I'm with Danny. We need to just drop Che somewhere. Tie him up. Rockmore Bonnie. I love that he looks straight. I don't know. You're like a bad tour guide.

Hey, that's not nothing. Alright, these fences seem a bit high. See, like that. What does that mean? Too high for what? Bad neighborhood. This can't be Rhode Island. This is probably a nice neighborhood near a city.

Okay, no time. Oh, shit. I'm going to go Texas. Neighborhood near a city. Okay, that's not no time Hell yes almost right out of time. Oh Stephen. It was the high fences Wow known, Texas famous for high fences that fence seems too high is that not a very high fence for that type of fence but what does that have to do with

Texas I'm trying to get as many clues as I can how is that a clue what did you glean from that when you saw the high fence what went through your brain

if you were to see like a horse Texas I haven't seen a fence like that so it's probably a state I haven't been in there was a Texas

campaign sign on one of the walls there was a Beto O on one of the lawns. You missed that, but he saw that. Alright. Can you do the high noon ad, Titus? I'll do it. Yep. I'd love to.

The moment everyone has been waiting for is finally here. The high noon pool pack is back, so grab a case, text the group, and get your friends to the nearest pool. It's only here for this summer, so now's the time to enjoy lime peach and two limited edition flavors guava and kiwi as always the high noon pool pack is made with real vodka and real juice has 100 calories is gluten-free and has no added sugar visit high noon spirits.com to find it near you the high noon pool pack great read mark thanks great read thanks danny thank you thank you oh Great read, Mark. Thanks, Danny. Delish. Great read. Thanks, Danny. Delish. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, man. All right.

Great yak. So next week, Monday will be normal, and then we're going to be doing, we're yakking from summer camp. So, and then that Thursday, we're going to do an hour early. Like I said, we're going to still do two hours, but we're going to start an hour early. Are you ready for summer camp? No. Neither am I. an hour early um are you ready for summer camp no neither am i we did suicides last night for the doug stream and i was like thinking about the fact that we're about to go do a bunch of games and four suicides kind of hurt me yeah i don't think i'm doing the games there's a couple games you can do i know i think they've got me on the announcer no no no i'm telling you what the emails are yeah no i do want to play softball you're gonna play

the games okay well they've got me i'll fix that all right we got you locked in for tackle football yeah that one's fine rock Rock climbing? Less fine. There is rock climbing. I can't, yeah. It's going to be set up. There's going to be like two teams of 12. Well, you got to think about the rock. Well, yeah, it's going to be two teams of 12, and it's going to be like there'll be certain events

where you can pick someone to go rock climbing kind of thing. Yeah. So we won't have to do that stuff. All right, let's spin the wheel. Oh, wow. Shout out to my people. Wow, Brandon. That's a win.

And y'all can say it's not, but that is a win for Brandon Walker. How? Everybody agrees with me. The margin of error on those polls is... Not that much. That's... None of us have even... Everybody acknowledge Brandon Walker is ending the act on a win.

Is the poll done yet? Date? Expired? Was that a win? No. God, no. Dan? No, it's a draw.

You're the second most honest man I know. Tell me that was... Draw. I think it's a draw. That's not a draw. No, I think the totality of everything's a draw. No, that was a win. You got... Yeah, but he's not a draw. No, I think the totality of everything is a draw. No, that was a win. Yeah, but he also got wins too.

No, he didn't. We put everything out there, and the people voted, and they voted my way. But some of them voted before all the evidence came in. In summation of the evidence, okay, real quick, the picture was a win for AJ. The picture with the wrong time. No, but the picture with the right. From somebody else's phone.

Correct. Mm-hmm. The picture of the crab, also from someone else's phone. Could just be a picture of a crab. Win for AJ. AJ saying, no, I was at Costco. Win for AJ. Circumstantial at best.

Brandon wins are the poll and people noticing Jacob eating cucumbers. Right. It's a draw. It's not a draw. The chat voted. The multiple transactions, one has gone through, one is pending. Yeah. Here's what I'd say.

Brandon. I'd say to be continued. Draw. Yeah. We'll have to dive back into it on Monday. Can't say definitively one way or another. Yeah. We'll all do our independent investigations.

We'll share our findings on Monday. We're going to trial. Due diligence is important. Let's get our jurors ready. Yeah. I don't think people want to hear the end of this. Oh, God. All right, let's spin the wheel.

Thank you, Oren. Thank you, Danny. Thank you. It's wet. It just stopped. It's dry. You go first, Brandon. It's dry.

All right, we'll see everyone on Monday. have a beautiful weekend, everybody. Stay safe. If you're going to the Creed show tonight, come say what up. With arms wide open. All right, love you, bye.