The Yak - A Shirtless Jerry O'Connell and Ronny Doitche Join Us for Mouth Milkshakes | The Yak 1-28-25

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was incredible. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. Robak.com, promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rowback.com promo code yak. There's a lot of nervous energy in here because we have our case race tonight. It's going to be airing on Friday.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Tomorrow will be a very difficult show, but Brandon Walker has decided to step up and it's going to be Be Nice to Brandon Day. That's not really how it happened, but okay, alright. Be Nice to Brandon Day is gonna be a yearly tradition. Post-Case Race is always Be Nice to Brandon Day. Post-January Case Race is Be Nice to Brandon Day? That's only because you're all gonna be hung over and you asked me to be the one guy who does what? Just basically isn't.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Isn't, okay. Yeah, who just can speak. I'll speak. Can I pitch one rule? Yeah. This is for the birthday boys and one of them is Kyle. Kyle can't ingest beer. Can we have 10 pre-made drinks that aren't carbonated that are the equal amount of alcohol for Kyle to drink? I don't know. I don't think people would like that. Almost certainly. Yes, right? I think you should just try your best thing who cares
Starting point is 00:01:45 You can't man gold on your team But I think Kyle wants right drunk. Yeah, he'll get drunk before like okay All right, yeah, I'll just do that. Yeah, he gets hammered before You have a pre-show of just facing a bottle of Don Julio. I'll have some liquor before And I could probably get Four and if I cheat of Don Julio. I'll have some liquor before. And I could probably get four. And if I cheat, spill some out, seven. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Yeah, I mean, we were just handicapping the teams. I think there's two teams that are, I mean, Mangold could be just an absolute monster. Might ruin everything. A lot of hinges on him. He texted me, said that he got on his flight this morning and someone in the TSA line was like good luck on the case race
Starting point is 00:02:29 Yeah, it's fine here by himself by himself. Oh, that's crazy We have the team of of shade max and Titus and then the job of Dana Pft and now Kate can't make it so Hank. Those are the two favorites I think so. But I think we can get, I'm going to try since I'm going to be the weakest thing on our team to get Mangold's head. He's going to be five beers deep. I'm like, I bet you can't throw me five yards. Yeah. I want to throw me. And then you'll track him and then you'll kick him out.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Not if he asked him to throw him. Yeah, that's right. Shit. No physical content. You think he can throw you five yards? Doubt it. That pussy. And then the Deutsch, the Deutsch wheel or rule that we have figured out is it's the only the last place team can play use Deutsch and then once you use it you lose it. So then it goes to the next last place team. Somebody else has suggested making the way to indicate your Deutschaching like something like out on the court
Starting point is 00:03:28 So that if like one team is going for it another team can challenge and use their do itch and let or I guess if it's Only last place team that doesn't matter never mind Maybe the doaching team goes out they all have one three free throw every free throw made is a minute So you get a max of three minutes of do itch I to ask George when he gets here how many minutes he can yeah chug chug have we only minutes is the like it's like yeah if three minutes he could have he could have like 17 beer yeah yeah he has time is not the issue if he's Hitler we need some sort of hand signal to oh you're right to tell him to cut it out Yeah, it's gonna be a shit show it was it was really like not fun eating lunch today
Starting point is 00:04:12 Just being like see you later, but also we always like my lunch. What are the rules gonna be? That's of course these rules, but within 30 minutes. Oh, yeah have the wherewithal to even give a shit about the well That's why we have a ref. Okay. Yeah, okay yeah I brand yeah and you abused me the entire time I don't think I did you you you all hit me you slapped me I would never happen in pro wrestling you you you talked to me bad mm-hmm that sounds like a regular yak I feel you should just get faded should I get faded yes I am I think you get cross for a big cool guy Brandon why'd you get cross you cross faded somebody give me some weed you want to smoke weed it why I think you should get cross-faded. Should I be cool guy Brandon? Why'd you get cross-faded? Somebody give me some weed. You want some weed? Why are you dressed so nice today?
Starting point is 00:04:51 Don't know. He's country club guy now. This is who he is. I have dinner at the club a couple of nights. You find me at the club? Who you getting dinner with man? Huh? Oh my family. Oh, we have a body armor gauntlet today Do you know that we have not done a gauntlet in a long time? Wow, whoa. Well, we don't have a goalie. We don't have a goal. You have a guest. I'll have him Where is it? I was hiding over there Also, I told Deutsch when he asked me what time should I be on campus He said come whatever and he's not here. So is he playing hard to get I just thought he'd be here it's noon all day I just thought he would just be
Starting point is 00:05:28 here when I live in Chicago I think he got I think he flew in a day early I don't hold doing to any expect I think he's at Wrigley Field right now doing the whatever he's doing I love it at any given moment be awesome if he was like if he was like in a first grade class being like watch this Show and tell day he does have three kids does he? Career day career day Is that his career? Yeah, he's been making some like pretty big content. Yeah, I'm sure he makes good money Or not. I think he's sponsored by
Starting point is 00:06:06 The Kelsey beer company yeah All of his videos are yeah, he's remember he challenged me at our army Navy and I I had already seen some of his videos and I saw a sign in the crowd being like challenge you to Chug off, then he walked up and I was like oh fuck. It's do it. She's like goddamn. It's do it Everything is perfect about him. His tone of voice, his look, his fucking name. His name is Ronnie Deutsch. His height, everything.
Starting point is 00:06:32 He's a hooper. And he's a hooper. He's a hooper. Ronnie Deutsch. I wonder how, imagine him when he's fresh after a night's sleep. He said that he doesn't drink all that often. He works out hard, he has a good body, he has abs. He said he gets like, he does that kind of stuff like once or twice a month.
Starting point is 00:06:52 And tries to stay. His post would say otherwise. I mean, after the last case race that he was here, he came in and interviewed for the PMT intern and brought us lobster in a suitcase and then chugged two, it was a half gallon, maybe a half gallon of chocolate milk in front of us at like nine in the morning after a case race. He's just like, watch this. And we just sat there like, please don't do this. So he can chug anything. His number one skill is just a wide throat. Is that it? Is it, should we try? It's a, his number one skill is just a wide throat. Is that it?
Starting point is 00:07:26 Do you think? Should we try? It's a loose... Should we try to put a sword down his throat tonight? Yeah. That'd be cool. Yeah. We should try to put a sword down his throat.
Starting point is 00:07:34 I gotcha. Yeah. Like willingly or we force it down there? I think he would. We could tell him, we could ask him if he'd like to get a sword down his throat and then if he says no, we'll have to force him. Right. Does anybody have tabs on his age? Hmm.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Uh, Duncan Robinson told me he went to high school with him. Oh, okay. So he's in his late twenties? So, however old Duncan Robinson is. Yeah, he told us last time. I think he said he was like 34 or 35. I'm so intrigued by this guy. You don't know Deutsch? No.
Starting point is 00:08:02 That's Deutsch. Oh my god. Yeah.'t know Deutsch? No. That's Deutsch. Oh my god. Yeah. And he... This is, we're taping this after the case race. Where he put on one of the greatest performances of all time. This is just...
Starting point is 00:08:14 And now... I, like, I... I don't know. Hahaha! That's... This face... He's a throat goat! That's unreal.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Do you guys have any beers lying around? Hahaha! I don't know if you have any beers lying around. You are, you're an athlete. Do you guys have any beers lying around? You are you're an athlete you consider yourself me to be an athlete What will just ask me? Can you get your hands on active charcoal? Yeah, I tried that for one of the case races I thought I would I thought I'd absorb the alcohol That doesn't work. You just puke up black. What is that active charcoal? Yeah? It's hip and coffee shops it absorbs toxins. It's both act like a filter I don't think any of those tricks work. No I've tried eating husk before one It just doesn't us like a phylum husk. I believe a phylum husk. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:09:01 Yeah, I've been trying to Can we order IVs Sponsored by body armor liquid IV. Oh, so yeah, we have it no need What's up Brandon? I'm just stretching in your nice shirt Kate the chat is Rampantly spreading rumors about you until you address why you're not in the case race. They're assuming you're pregnant again. No, no, again, my tubes in a dumpster somewhere. Oh, no, long gone. No, Pat had a thing pop up. And so he had to leave this morning, suddenly. And I don't feel good about going home to the kids solo post case race. That's very fair. I thought I could get a sitter for the case race, but I That's a very fair. I thought I could get a sitter for the case race, but I then you got to wake up Yeah, two kids and the baby still wakes up. I was like I don't think that's the best move for okay So I feel bad. I wish I could I think I could I'm like feeling good today
Starting point is 00:09:53 I think I can how many were you going I was going to drink like probably like 23 no shit shit Oh, but now we won't know so my Stephen's sleeping here What huh yeah, Chay do you want to stay at my place? I offered for him to stay at my place And he's like sure you want to stay at Nick's place I'm just Not the most pleasant Person after I do all this so I'd rather just well no but if you get my place I'll keep an eye on you. That's not an ominous. Where are you gonna sleep?
Starting point is 00:10:21 He said on like an inflatable bed or yeah, I mean there's I'm gonna be so hammered that like it's not really gonna make a difference Hopefully, you know, I brought clothes. You don't wake up and meet we might we might be a dream Like I don't I think I think Dana and Nick Mangold are like my homes and Josh Allen, but we might be You know like the best team like I don't think I don't think any one of our guys is an MVP consideration but you said what you said my homes that's the best team that is the best team yeah they're going Eagles might be the best team though oh shit you guys we don't know we might be the Eagles so you're a fake one you guys are the Jalen hurts I'm not a Chauncey
Starting point is 00:11:00 Billups Pistons the Chauncey Bill is pistons. Yeah, right Yeah, you're going up against Shaq and Kobe right is there a re we're we are Nothing, I think we're like the Pacers. They're on a couple rough. Yeah, yeah, Lance Stevenson Max told me today that he drinks 20 beers on like a Saturday. All right doesn't show Wait max the Greek God Doesn't show. Wait, Max? The Greek god? Steven, by the way, in retrospect, do you feel even worse that you got your feelings hurt over the biggest weenie ever in Liam Cohn?
Starting point is 00:11:40 So I was just telling PFC, did you watch that whole press conference? Because it is bad And this is the guy you were like your feelings got hurt So I've never seen it. I've never seen anyone like do weirder things in a press conference Adam Gase what it Adam Gase that was not his was that But that it was his eyes was that his introductory press. Yes, it was okay This his press conference honestly sounded like he was reciting his marriage vows it was
Starting point is 00:12:10 If you listen the whole thing is that? I've never seen the Eyebrow that's what that was fake. That looked like AI or something like a real face does yeah We talked about on the rundown cape, but but we need to, he looks exactly like Pat. He really does. He looks... Doo-ball. Oh yeah, the one eyebrow went up and the second one.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Double eyebrows is what freaks you out. Oh. Yeah. I don't think I could do it. Doo-ball. And then he had a acronym, which is always like, don't do an acronym in the NFL. Don't invent an acronym.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Are there any cases of the coach losing the press conference, the introductory press conference, but still becoming a good coach? People kind of shit on Dan Campbell's press conference when he did the biting the kneecaps. Oh, yeah? They're like, he's a meathead. He won't be able to do anything.
Starting point is 00:12:59 No. Yeah, the acronyms are always, I mean, Iberfluz, the Bears' old head coach had, what was it, Hitz? And the T in Hitz stood for the ball. It's not going to work. No. What was the, what were you about to put on?
Starting point is 00:13:16 That one looks so much like that. That's really what this is going to come down to is honesty. I want to surround ourselves with people that are going to be able to tell you hard truths, be able to show you your blind spots Because that's really like I mentioned where growth occurs when you can truly be Yourself and be honest with looking in the mirror Knowing that that process to get you there was clean and it was right and the results will speak for themselves That's after that life lying to yeah
Starting point is 00:13:46 Oh the box yeah, and Stevens feelings getting hurt But yeah, but Steven basically was like I got broken up with and then we're like Let's see a picture of the girlfriend, and then he showed and we're like oh Yeah, weren't some people theorizing that he had agreed to the take the job But they didn't satisfy the Rooney rule yet Couldn't that tell us like what happened that was part. That was the last site. Hey, just just stay quiet Don't say that you've interviewed with us yet like we're you got a hold off. That was the last piece of it Yeah, but they also like pretty straightforward explanation if that's what happened No, no, no, this all happened and then once he interviewed they couldn't give him that job until they interviewed
Starting point is 00:14:24 This all happened and then once he interviewed they couldn't give him that job until they interviewed Satisfy the rune rule yeah, who those guys heard of dudes a bunch of the same dude just walked by 15 chiefs that is a band you think they play There are two bands One guy just plays spoons on his knee and somebody plays the washboard Yeah These guys could be a very famous band or coming to look at a leak That's it
Starting point is 00:15:04 No, and there's Colton. And Colton. Colton used to have a podcast. What? Yeah. But that's all he told me. Oh, no. Told you no information?
Starting point is 00:15:13 I need to get to the bottom. Colton. You think it was about weed? Probably. Might have been. Yeah. A hole in one stream. They nailed it. Did it easy. Two holes in one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:32 People are, there's been a lot of holes in one. There's a glitter controversy too. A glitter? Yeah. Tate had glitter come out of his hole but then when Jerry got his hole in one, no glitter came out of the hole. Oh. I don't want to throw cast aspersions, but this morning I was Practicing on it, and I was I wasn't doing a hole in one but I did a seven iron from 150 and one went in
Starting point is 00:15:54 I think it's easy settings wait you hit a hole in one this morning I didn't hit a hole in one of us on the range, but it was 150 yards out approach practice and one went in How did one go in if you weren't doing? That was added by our production team. Yeah, but now that I'm seeing it was over the people and not on the screen Yeah, it was it was Oopsy-daisy what we printed you were on the practice range, right? And one went in yeah one one then how is that? That's that's a whole one and also where's the hole in the practice?
Starting point is 00:16:36 No, so what it does on approach practice It has a fairway and it has ten dots from 100 to 200 and I clicked seven iron and 150 yards out on the fairway yeah and I hit it from there so you're from the place you were starting I'm practicing how many shots did it take for the ball to go in the hole one okay although that was my 11th or 12th shot and it went in a hole it went in the hole it went in the hole what I'm telling you is I think so the hole is the whole part we got it went in the hole in the hole in Part we got because you said it went in right and then the one
Starting point is 00:17:10 stroke But what okay somebody's expecting him to be here. Yeah, I think there's a NASCAR driver. Oh, that's right. They are Maybe that's who that is then oh Oh, and he's one of the best NASCARCAR drivers were probably, I guess we should have said. Yeah. I thought we were keeping it under wraps. We still need to. Yeah, I didn't want to hear that. We were doing that. I thought... I still think bad.
Starting point is 00:17:38 I thought that was... Oh, that was a kiss. That's Bubba Wallace. Yes. No. No? That's, uh... I can promise you none of them are Bubba Wallace.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Alright, Chase... Chase Elliott. Chase Elliott? Hey, Chase! It's not Chase Elliott. Okay. Mr. Elliott! Who's the...
Starting point is 00:18:00 It's the guy who's in the... Who's leading the... Hey, Chase! ...the cup. I know... I know chase Elliott looks like spider he was if he was in his suit and behind the wheel with a helmet on I don't recognize him without the car around him I don't know that any of those are chase that's chief wait oh yeah he's there
Starting point is 00:18:20 chase Elliott that's where where can't see him now is he being covered by a boy Oh yeah, he's there. Chase Elliott? Where? Can't see him now. Is he being covered by a boy? No, these are the pre-NASCAR drivers. No, this is the team. This is the pit crew? Yeah, I heard they weren't coming until 2. But if...
Starting point is 00:18:40 That might be a NASCAR driver. TJ's chat now? I don't see it. Which one do y'all think, clearly the checkered shirt would be a driver right? Strong beard on the checkered shirt. I know that there are NASCAR drivers coming at two. Or they're scheduled to come at two. Whoa, Chase Elliott and Ryan Blaney.
Starting point is 00:18:58 None of those men are Chase Elliott. I don't think Chase is over there. Ryan Blaney has a really good gauntlet time doesn't he? Second or third, right? He's way up there. Ask Chief. Very cool, dude. Chief, you can't just ask Chief right in front of him. Chief, where are those guys?
Starting point is 00:19:10 Chief! Right there. Chief! Yo, Chief! How fast do you think we could change a tire? Slow. Yeah. It's all like ex-football players.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Who is that? Who are those guys? Dive bomb guys, they're hunting guys. What, dive bomb guys, hunting guys? Yeah. They're not NASCAR guys dive bomb guys hunting guys yeah they're not nice okay all right the hunting guys thanks guys nobody why did large know the hunting guys say dive bar dive bar hunting guys dive bomber dive bomb is that do you know that I'm not a hunting guy I'm a fishing guy but you imagine they'd fit what does dive bomb mean well have but they were called the hunting guys Oh, yeah, they're explains. Yeah, that makes sense the brown
Starting point is 00:19:57 Yeah, earth tones. Yeah. Yeah, did you not put products in your hair today? Oh that was Wow direct shot Well, no, I think it looks good without the product. I switched sides. Oh Whoa, why you switch sides? I haven't switched sides in a decade. Yeah Cuz my other side is receding more than this side. So is that because your hand goes like this or maybe I don't know Hmm, I bet the NASCAR guys and the hunting guys would get along. Yeah, seems like they were under the same circles Whoa, not NASCAR does ovals You douchebag Thought this was be nice to Brandon
Starting point is 00:20:39 Day and it's tomorrow you know I promise you our brains are gonna. They're going to be mush tomorrow. You get to run the show. Play Sporkle the whole time and just say how good you are. I would love that. I won't do that but I would love it. All right let's talk about Lucy. Lucy's the obvious choice for the true nicotine pouch connoisseurs. That's why they're the official nicotine pouch partner of Barstool Sports. Lucy pouches go up to 12mg in strength and have a unique shape that feels great. Lucy breakers are the only pouches with a hydration capsule inside. They're a totally new kind of pouch only available from Lucy.
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Starting point is 00:22:03 nicotine nicotine is an addictive chemical go get you some lucy today you ready for the dozen next week yeah okay yeah that's good yeah some fat okay yeah this is your year man ron and i have already decided that the yak team we didn't consult steven shea who i guess is a part of the yak team we're gonna have a real like 2024 49ers type season well hmm where it's like they this is a team that was close they want to chip people expecting it and it just fucking derails Frank that's our tanking that means one of you needs to go you guys are tanking yeah tanking is one of you needs to get
Starting point is 00:22:42 shot yeah watch right around now oh Oh, yeah, I want to tank I didn't know you could take it. We're taking all right. We're gonna take two can't both tank. Yeah, we're taking for a draft pick What if Steve's like goes on one bar coming to the dozen? Good happen no I'm excited to do it. I could see Jay fucking up your tank. Yeah. Yeah, sure. He's gonna fuck over achieving Well, I'm gonna maybe see if I can I go whole season Oh, I'll be so awesome. I think um the KFC Rudy team last year who else who's the third on that? Yeah, McCarthy. Yeah, they didn't get a question
Starting point is 00:23:20 Would that be a Club Trillion? Yeah thing remember like when the Chiefs one year didn't throw it down to a wide receiver Yeah, it'll be like that. Yeah, Tony snow Tony snow to a stelly I'm excited. I might lead the league and I should have got that one Jeff Fuck when you say it Now that I hear it. That's tough though because Rico always, that's competition. That's tough competition. Rico doesn't have a team.
Starting point is 00:23:50 He repeats the answer after it was answered. I'm going to uh... Oh yeah! Fuckers! When Jeff reads the other team a question, I'm gonna act like I know that one every time. Oh come on Jeff! So easy! Are you kidding me? So easy. So it's fun isn't it? We love the dozen don't we folks? Everybody knows Smarties Jeff. He gave us a bunch of
Starting point is 00:24:13 crunch. The live show on Tuesday is going to be very fun. Who I think we're playing you guys? Yeah. Loss. And Buston is playing, don't be hard on yourself. No, I'm Bussens playing Dave in them zD. It's Jerry out there But tell me we were gonna run a gauntlet. Oh, I almost worry graphic Yeah, Jerry good thing the halftime show takes up one fourth of it That's why people are very is Hole in one. Oh stay on it, stay on it, stay on it. That would be awesome.
Starting point is 00:24:49 So could the dev team like... Did he get it? I don't think he waited long enough. Jerry O'Connell ladies! Jerry O'Connell! There he is! Hi everybody. Yeah, yeah! Great to see you. Yeah, come on in, come on in. Over here? Yeah. Great to see you. Yeah, come on in. Come on in. Over here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:06 I like your shoes. AOC's here. I just beat Hank in Closest to the Pin. Oh, hell yeah. It's really exciting. Did you win with Grace? Yeah, I was pretty cool about it. I was cool about it.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Nice. Yeah. Good. Congrats. Hi, everybody. Hello. Gary is an all time introduce himself to everyone guy. I love it. Everyone. Hi everybody. Hello. Gary is an all time, uh, introduce himself to everyone guy. I love him.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Everyone. Oh yeah. So nice to everyone. Uh, no, you know what? I'm a big fan of everything you do here and, um, it's so funny. I, uh, whenever I feel nervous, I'm an actor so I'm always, I'm always going on a new, my job is like always going on new sets and meeting new people. And the way I get relaxed is you just, it's so simple.
Starting point is 00:25:52 You just go, hi, I'm Jerry. It's nice to meet you. It's so, it's such a simple thing to do. Yeah. Try that. I won't remember any of you when I'm out here, but when I'm here, it makes me feel comfortable. Oh, I'll tell you what's kind of a cute story. It's sports related.
Starting point is 00:26:07 My daughters play volleyball, and my one daughter is better than my other daughter significantly. They're twins. They're twins. And one of my daughters plays on a much higher team, and I like her more. We reward her with attention like, attention, affection, and say, like, this is what happens.
Starting point is 00:26:28 When you're good and you're a winner, more people like you. It's true. No, so my one daughter jumped to a much higher team in volleyball, and she was like, I'm so nervous. And it is scary. She's like, you know, 12, 13, and this is where the girls are like six foot and like have muscles and are.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Men? No, everyone's, everyone's, everyone's, I have seen some, we love, love is love, love is love. Love is love. We love everybody. Wow, what if this got really dark? No, we love everyone, but my daughter said,
Starting point is 00:27:06 we were driving there, she said, I'm very nervous to meet all these new players. They're much better than me. I'm really nervous. And I said, hey, just go and do what your dad does when he's on the Yak. Just introduce yourself and just stick your hand out and say, you know, hey, my name is Charlie.
Starting point is 00:27:23 That's my daughter's name. And she was like, I'm not gonna fucking do that. She was like, what else can I do? And I was like, that's all I know what to do. And she was like, well, what do I do after that? And I was like, I don't know. That's just where it starts. And anyway, I saw her changing.
Starting point is 00:27:40 I wasn't in their locker room. It's like an area where they all change, Jesus. I'm sorry, guys, I took a red eye. Bring it back in, bring it back in. Wasn't in their locker room. It's like an area where they change Jesus Yeah, sorry guys They're all in an area where they're putting on their pads and stuff and Their knee pads okay, okay elbow pads it's they're all in an area where they're tying their shoelaces and My daughter was sitting there and for the first time my daughter who's tall looked petite next to these like giants this is this is the a league and my daughter was sitting there and I could see she was
Starting point is 00:28:15 nervous and just sitting there and there was this big girl with sports specs so you know it's serious you know like putting on goggles and my daughter was sitting there and I saw my daughter lean over to her and go, Hi, my name is Charlie. Oh, it was, they really broke my heart. That's beautiful. Yeah. They had a losing season, whatever. But yeah, it was so that's why I, that's, that's why I do that. It's it's very sweet. You did. And you thanked Chaps for everything this morning. And then I was like, do you know him? And he's like, that's not Pug. But I told you he's a Purple Heart Marine. So that was good that you thanked him.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Yes, I do. Thank you. Thank you for your service, Chaps. Yeah. And Kate. And Kate, thank you for your service, Kate. Yeah., and Kate. And Kate there. Thank you for your service, Kate. Yeah. Do you want to do a gauntlet? We haven't done one in 2025 yet. Yeah, I'd love to do one. I failed pretty miserably in the last one.
Starting point is 00:29:14 I don't even remember your last one. I just remember the hair. That patch. Yeah. Oh, the patch of hair. The patch of hair is still there. OK. I do.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Congratulations, though, Big Cat. You have made me very aware of it. So whenever I bathe or wash myself or touch myself, for those who don't remember, last time I did the gauntlet, I took my shirt off. I thought it would be fun. And then Big Cat made it all about this tuft of hair on the back of my...
Starting point is 00:29:45 Oh, you're gonna show it? It's shocking. It's undeniably distinct. Yeah. It is your calling card. A Brillo pad. Oh, that's right up in the... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:56 That's not so bad. Oh, it's not that bad. Or just M. Oh, it's not that bad. You've done some... He's groomed it, yeah. You've groomed that. You shaped it up.
Starting point is 00:30:03 You groomed that, didn't you? He got fucked up. You did, you did a little just a... It's landscaped. Just a, did someone say glamscape? Yeah, I should've said that. Yeah, no, but I do have to say, upon further inspection, it is in the shape,
Starting point is 00:30:23 it is in the shape of a, I know I'm off mic, but it is in the shape of a heart that's beautiful you know it's a love package in the shape of a heart it's like you know when you have a pet and they have a little marking it's like a heart or you know it's like someone has a tattoo there um Kate. I do, I'm one in the same. Oh, you have a tattoo back there? No, a patch of hair. Oh, a patch of hair. Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:52 But yeah, I'd be more than willing to do the gauntlet. I feel pretty confident. Who was my goalie last time? Al Sec, who's not here. There was some goalie who was actually playing goal. I was like, dude, what are you doing to me? He's gone. He's gone. He was sexually frustrated playing goal right dude. What are you doing to me? He's gone gone He was he was sexually frustrated. Yeah died really yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:31:10 We did a dating show for him. He chose nobody Yeah, wow yeah, it was a whole how do you not choose anyone on a dating show you got they were all women we think That's that's why Yeah, well I mean There's someone out there for everybody. Hopefully. Not for him. I don't know, yeah. No, I used to think that until I met him.
Starting point is 00:31:32 With him, you cannot say that confidently. I don't even think he wants anybody. There's got to be someone. No, maybe his mom. Probably his mom. He'll get turned off if they like him. So. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Well, I'm glad he's not, I mean, I hope he's finding love, but I'm glad he's not here because he actually took being goalie on the gauntlet. That's why we got rid of him. Yeah. He was like completely hope soloing me and like, he even put the big gloves on.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Oh well. Oh. I don't know if I used that name. No, he was, he really did. He hope soloed you. Yeah, he did. He beat you up. Yeah, he put a wall on you. I don't know a name of another goalie. Hope Solo is... By the way, full disclosure, I mean we're being totally honest here, I'm married, happily married. I find Hope Solo it'll be very attractive. Oh
Starting point is 00:32:25 I'm happy that you said that yeah, there's research to be done off on is a full disclosure Yeah, I mean, I don't know her. I'm I can't be in a relationship with her. I'm obviously I'm married right um why did you it was a hand with your hands? I was about to be like I'm happily married and it's like ups and downs. You don't want to throw the happily. Don't happily. To have a bar married is fine.
Starting point is 00:32:57 It's a moderate amount of happiness. Yeah. What else, guys? We covered shaking hands at volleyball day one. We did cover that. Your former goalies Inability to find someone. Hmm. Yeah, I think that's a problem with modern dating these days is that It's so funny. I have two friends who are single who are
Starting point is 00:33:18 older Who have no one in their lives and I knew them separately separately, and they said, hey, if you know anybody, let me know. And I immediately, I was like, oh yeah, I know somebody for you, I know somebody for you. And I said, how do you want me to work this? You want me to do a group text? And they were like, no, you have an Android, so. Um.
Starting point is 00:33:39 I gave him her number, and they met up for coffee standard first date because it's not too long, it's not too short, it's not alcohol, everyone's clear headed. And they immediately got back to me and they were both like, no, no, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. That that's not for me. This problem, this problem, this this problem And they both did it and I was like I know I haven't been single in decades, but I couldn't believe how closed You gotta be open to the universe. Yeah, it's the illusion of options with the internet. The algorithm is feeding everyone Perfection 24-7 they think there's ever there's so many options even reality
Starting point is 00:34:24 but by the way, you gotta let water flow like But I know them both I know them both and they're not seeing anyone so they're there like See where it goes Go for it how picky were there were they being could you name like their complaints the complaints? mutual complaints about physicality mutual complaints about tone of voice oh I was like Don't you complain about being single all the time like who are you right?
Starting point is 00:34:58 That's like that girl. Did you guys see she went viral because she tried to roast some dude. Oh, yeah Yeah, oh, I did see that. Yeah, you're not my league and then everyone's like you guys you guys are Perfect. Yeah, someone was like you're you're not only in the same league your division rival And someone was like yeah, they're they're Jags for this. Oh Jags Texans color rush That was mean yeah That was insane and then did you go to his page? No. He's like very openly misogynistic. Oh. Yeah, he is going in on anti-everything. Everything. Yeah, that's scary. Interesting. But anyway, I guess just be open to the universe,
Starting point is 00:35:40 everybody. Yeah. Have a little fun. And if you're on a dating show, go out and pick somebody and like see where it goes. It's a dating show, go out and pick somebody and like see where it goes. It's a dating show. Let water flow. I follow a matchmaker who said a lot of people the bad first kiss and like they're done. And if you can get past that and keep going. A lot of people find that usually is a first kiss you have jitters you have whatever you got to keep a kissing is important. It's important. But maybe Jerry's a really good
Starting point is 00:36:03 kisser. You French often? Oh, yeah. Do you French your wife or at all um you know it's funny we've been married for coming up on 20 years congratulations um there's really no more kissing it's just not but do you do you ever French uh you know actually I take that back I do try to kiss my wife as often as possible because someone told me you have to keep kissing your spouse That's how you that's where like The magic happens. So I go for it But we've been together so long. My wife is Rebecca Romaine famous. Look look her up
Starting point is 00:36:48 She's got a social media presence does not follow big cat tweets at me earlier doesn't follow me um but a lot of times it's like quickly followed with like whoa your breath or like oh garlic but I don't let that deter me I I go in for kisses, but nothing really like passionate. We're not really touchy touchy people either. I mean, I'll tell you, really getting personal here, and we're going off on a lot of tangents. My wife's parents got divorced at a young age, and one time I was driving with my wife early on
Starting point is 00:37:24 in our relationship, and I was touching her hands and my wife grabbed my hand and squeezed it hard, squeezing my knuckles together, and said, don't ever do that, don't ever do that. And I was like, ah, ah, ah, my carpal tunnel. And I was like, why, what's going on? Do you wanna talk about that? And my wife's father was
Starting point is 00:37:47 in a relationship after his her parents got divorced and the divorce was very upsetting for her. And his first girlfriend, they were driving and she was in the back and all she remembers is the girlfriend touching her father's hand like this on the gear shift. Oh, and she has a thing against that. So you don't touch. So I don't. So I'm not. How do I like I'm not allowed to touch my wife. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:12 That's me. That's are we on. I'm basically. I feel like I'm her. Me and Rebecca remain. One of the same person. It's great. You've gotten that before.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Right. No. No. Chevy Chase Chevy Chase Chevy Chase, do you know I I've never met Chevy Chase You do not know I don't judge me. No, I do but you're beautiful. I do. Thank you Show Jerry Chevy Chase real quick. Yeah, Kalahari is sending me the same hoodie and hat Yeah, Kalahari is sending me the same hoodie and hat. Oh, wow. So I can look, yeah, that's me. Yeah, that's me. With a hat on. Seriously.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Jesus Christ. And it does look like me. Now that you see it. Yeah, that's me. Now you see it. Yeah. Yeah. Incredible food and no moose out front.
Starting point is 00:38:58 It looks like Bruce Valanche. You know what? It looks like Bruce Valanche. It's the glasses frames. It's the glasses frames. It's, if you saw me in a hat, it's tough to tell the apart. I am so sorry. I reacted, I shouldn't have reacted to that
Starting point is 00:39:10 when I saw Chevy Chase's photo. I should have been like, that looks nothing like you. No, it's okay, I've accepted it. It's all right. It's pretty cool. We weren't talking about isolated Frenching though, were we? We were talking mid action.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Mid action, Frenching at all. When you're getting action, you're Frenching. MAFs. Was I a French? I was a French kisser I remember it's so funny I remember my first kiss Was with a young lady on the East River in New York City. I Was 12 whatever I know it's early, but I was like a child star But I remember This girl was a little fast. She smoked cigarettes.
Starting point is 00:39:50 And we Frenched, and she put her tongue in my mouth. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is moving way too fast. This is too much for me. I'm 12. And I just remember that reaction. Stuck your hand up and said, I am Jerry. My name is Jerry
Starting point is 00:40:05 No, but I I like I would French kiss I mean nothing graphic Tasteful French kissing. Yeah, like the French do yeah. Yeah, it's the French do. All right, Jerry. You ready for the gauntlet I'm ready. All right set up. Yeah, let me do a couple ads and then you get go out on the court Let me let me read these ads. Okay. Yeah You have a sheet right in front of you. Yeah, read the DraftKings out. Che you better be they better be clean So we did Stephen Singer right we haven't yet, but do the job, okay, I'm gonna do DraftKings This ain't a little itty-bitty teeny tiny bowl. This is the super bowl super bowl 59 everybody This is a big one get in on the action at draft king sportsbook. I actually do love draft kings
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Starting point is 00:41:58 sports book. The crown is yours. Love it. He's a fucking pro right there. That's a pro. Now do the body armor because you're about to do the gauntlet. I'm about to do the gauntlet. Let's do some body armor. All right body armor. The Yak gauntlet is gonna be brought to you by Body Armor Sports Drink.
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Starting point is 00:43:22 yeah, yeah. Who's this goalie? Tell me about him. Which one? Like, scoop. Penn State guy, just say Joe Pognew, and it'll chrome break. It'll break. Right as you're shooting, just say Joe Pognew. Let me just, could someone take a practice shot on goal? I'm going to see which side he likes to protect here. No hands. No, he's a no hand.
Starting point is 00:43:40 No, I got it. I got this. Yeah. Did anyone glimpse what I glimpsed? What'd you glimpse? Yeah, no, I saw it. Oh, yeah, I saw Just waiting lurking I wouldn't mind seeing a Jerry Deutch crossover a little bit odd Where's the Turn around turn turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around.
Starting point is 00:44:28 There you go. I didn't take care of where it's this. Like I've got it. Oh yeah. You're in good shape though Jer. You are. You're in really good shape. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:44:37 And once again, I have the same thing. And up front too. I also have the hairy nose. So don't feel bad. It's weird though. I get a lot of hair on this chest, but not... If you look here wait a minute. There's some patches. I get a lot of hair on this chest, but not, if you look here, wait, there's some patches.
Starting point is 00:44:47 I get a lot of hair on, oh wait, the leaf. Oh. Oh. I get a lot of hair here, but not there. Interesting. Yeah. That'll keep a man up at night. Good shape though.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Great shape. There we go. Trying to make it. Is Deutsch still just hanging around the corner? Yes. Uh huh. Yep. Yeah. That. Trying to make it. Is Deutsch still just hanging around the corner? Yes. Uh huh. Yep. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:07 That's Mark David Chapman. Oh yeah. Oh God. Oh yeah. He's ready. Oh God. All right, here we go. All right, Jerry.
Starting point is 00:45:15 He's so perfect. Here we go. Three, two, one, go. Oh. Uh oh. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Oh, oh, oh, here we go. Yes. Does the goal look tinier to you? It's closer. He not uses hands. I don't think he wants to use his hand. Oh, there we go. Oh! That wasn't bad from Connor.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Yeah. That was good. Kids got potential. Gone. That's it. No, no, no. Come on, guys. Come on, guys.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Come on, guys. Nice. Check, check. Throw him in. Throw him in. Oh. Get back to me, Che. Get this back to me. Come on, Che. Come on, Che. Che, get this back. He's not even trying to throw it through.
Starting point is 00:46:14 That goes through? No. No. Oh no. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, make one. Who am I? Bernie, this is crazy. Oh, no. Oh, God. This is where we need new Will Compton to see how to stay in it. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:38 He needs to answer. When's Will get here? Four. Four This is a case of... No! Two threes, someone over here. Someone over here watches the roll-ins. Someone over here watches the roll-ins. Oh man. He's done this before? I must not have been here.
Starting point is 00:47:20 I would love to see Ronald try it as well. Six minutes, nine seconds last time. Oh, okay. So he's crushing it. Oh! I missed the gauntlet. Yeah. That's true. Oh
Starting point is 00:48:06 Jerry was a D1 athlete. What do you play? Fencing. Ah. Really? I just got my equipment. Let's go sit down, sit down, sit down. Oh, you got fencing equipment? Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Four U.S. states to border Mexico. States that border Mexico? Yeah. Texas, Arizona, more? Yeah, four. Texas, Arizona, California, Louisiana. It's a layup. Texas, Arizona. Oh, here we go. Eight names of the actors for the following characters. Screech. Dustin Diamond. AC AC Slater we were just talking about a Mario Lopez very good-looking Kelly Kapowski that is gonna be pass okay five forms of a verb oh Kelly Kapowski the girl from strip tease no five forms of a verb ten most advertised brand in the US? Steve Urkel. Seven basic geometric forms?
Starting point is 00:49:06 11 MLB teams with two letters on their hats? Seven basic geometric forms. Square, triangle. Here we go. Octagon. Oh, never mind. Circle. I was wrong. I thought that would be it. Who plays that?
Starting point is 00:49:17 Rectangle. I don't know. Come on, on. Who plays Topanga. Oh Topanga. That's um my friend is married to her um Jensen Jensen carp um close to carp Joey Gladstone you know Who's Joey Gladstone is that a state that's next bordering Mexico 11 MLB teams with two letters on their logo 11 MLB teams with two letters on their logo Tampa Bay New York Yankees, New York Mets, LA Dodgers
Starting point is 00:49:53 Got it 430 yes significantly better than your last time This is um you crush that I gotta tell you I know you guys said I was in shape but I'm not really in shape. No, you're in great shape. It's really exhausting. I have to tell you I can feel sweat like inside of my belly button. It's a look your last time was six nine.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Tim Woods did not beat me by more than a minute right no you be this is this is that was your last time you did 430 this oh that was my last time Tim Woods beat my did I beat Chia yeah as a moth as a moth yeah I beat Chia as a moth beat Cam Newton you be Stephen I became Newton Yeah, you be whoa unroar of a jish in oh, yeah, big one by the way I'm all for supporting cam Newton as much as possible that that depressed me when he said he was uh He ran out of money and all that stuff Was it see that wasn't that cam Newton that that said that that he has eight kids and he's uh, yes
Starting point is 00:51:06 Oh on this show. I wasn't on this podcast recently, but I love him. He's he's very good on Get up. Yeah on not get up. I really enjoy them Alright cherry you're the big cat. How are you number one and number two? All right, thanks guys, oh my Rolex, bro Steven singer you love that guy. Yeah, I hate Steven singer guy Yeah, I hate Steven Singer guy. Hi, Jerry. Hi, Jerry. Hi, everybody.
Starting point is 00:51:46 I love that guy. Which one? Well, I hate Steven Singer. OK. I love him. I thought you meant David. Steven. Steven Singer.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Here's the thing about Steven Singer. Tell me about him, Brandon. He's got this Valentine's Day gift right here, the red rose. The best gift for Valentine's Day. Everyone knows that Steven Singer gold-dipped rose is a real rose dipped in 24 karat gold that lasts a lifetime. But you don't want to miss out on this brand new Valentine's Day rose. It's magnificent. Imagine the perfect blend of ombre petals that lovingly fade from turquoise to seafoam blue. This is the first time in 44 years he's ever had this color combination. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Not Jerry. Oh. Here's the door shut. Oh, he feels betrayed
Starting point is 00:52:49 Betrayal he's leaving. Oh, no. Oh, no Company next door Jerry O'Connell He does have a flight to catch. Oh, he doesn't have his phone. I don't have my phone. Big cat! Big cat! Battery please. I feel like we're getting... Big cat! We're getting to watch a movie.
Starting point is 00:53:20 It's like an audition. Big cat! Yeah Well this rose captures all that and more Let's see what he said he doesn't know it's Jerry O'Connell! He has no idea! Let's go get him! Oh no! Another battery guy!
Starting point is 00:53:59 Oh, he's so good! Oh, the piss! Oh my god! Oh, shh, shh! he said they're just having fun We got a what a five billion dollar. Yeah, I hate Steven singer calm. I hate to see her calm Didn't do it, he did it. Oh my God. He was very upset, he said they're having an important meeting.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Oh, they always are having meetings. Yeah. They make batteries. That was really scary though. That was terrible. We haven't seen, they yelled at us the first day and they haven't yelled at us since. Every meeting they have is like a nightmare. Yeah, I know they most important
Starting point is 00:54:48 They they keep saying they understand also like I just got off of a red eye like I'm out of it like I Just did the gauntlet and then you lock me in a room and then a tunnel. It's a tunnel I didn't know what locked behind you. That was crazy. What'd he say? He said, we're having an important meeting. Can you keep it down? Oh, they were repulsed. He said, what's your name?
Starting point is 00:55:11 And I said, Big Cat. No, I, I, oh, that's very funny. I immediately apologized. I hope you don't have to go back to the old studio where the sewage pipe was right there. Oh yeah, yeah. You went to the. Some guy some guys gonna go home to his wife and he's gonna ask How was your day at work? He's gonna say I was in the middle of an important meeting and I turned the corner and a shirtless Jerry O'Connell Very confusing
Starting point is 00:55:39 What was Kelly Kaposka? What was the actress's name Tiffany Amber Thieson? Kelly Caposco what was the actress's name Tiffany Amber Thieson right sorry guys yeah one um are you the best guys thank you for always coming I will see yeah I'm going I'm going to the left now right yeah left now yeah bye everybody yeah bye Jerry love you Jerry oh here come the battery guys Go net go to be easy. Yeah, this is the easiest hug yeah, oh, it's gone Wow really got out of here Side hallway That was it. Just a hug. I actually do want to say goodbye to him. Are we going to have...
Starting point is 00:56:39 We can. Let him play with the toys. Yeah, I want to serve him more I have a confession about No, not my dad Oh your dad would love Harry the hug yeah, I have a confession about J. O'Connell I didn't want to say to his face. Why I met him for the first time on the same night I'm same night. I met Brandon Walker for the first time the trivia, and I like I don't know why I wouldn't want to say to his face well I met him for the first time on the same night I'm same night. I met Brandon Walker for the first time the trivia. No way. I don't know why I wouldn't want to say that's his That's weird
Starting point is 00:57:11 Alright, I would have meant a lot to him Yeah, you guys are you guys are forever linked in my brain Brandon the night you met Brandon Walker and the night I met you're a congero con the same time Huh? Maybe I'll do a show with him. That'd be cool No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Huh? Maybe I'll do a show with him. That'd be cool Maybe I'll be no Jerry O'Connell as long as I've known you that was exactly good. Yeah, mostly acting same level of chemistry Yeah, well that would be awesome after Brandon Leaves get we could do an acting show together me and Jerry. Yeah, I got a callback High up call. Yeah, very high up call back. He nailed those ad reads. Yeah
Starting point is 00:57:43 Yeah, he's in a different like if He's like he's happy. He's like a friendly guy. Yeah, he's a renowned Hollywood actor guys. He felt good that he was here. Made me feel great. He almost attacked the battery guys. It's in shape. It's he drew it. If it's sure, Jerry O'Connell is the reason we now get access to the rest of this building because the battery people move out. Yeah. That's that's an awesome. Yeah, part of this. That's all them for having their important meetings right by
Starting point is 00:58:08 the tunnel. I can't believe that happened. This is they got a big part over there. So funny. Why are they hanging out by the tunnel all the time? Be lining around the corner. Yeah, I wasn't happy. There's two of them two of them.
Starting point is 00:58:20 It was a shirtless guy screaming in the hallway and that guy had no fear. It's like a whore. It was a shirtless guy screaming in the hallway and that guy had no fear Here comes battery guy He was like he was freaking out when I opened the door back up, but then there was a second Like clones of each other That was kind of eerie. It was I guess they put a rivalry. We just have a rivalry with bad guys I mean, I've heard a man panicking and What if they just watched the yak every
Starting point is 00:59:05 day and they're like, Oh shit, we can meet Jerry O'Connell. Yeah. How's our time? How's our time? You get to know them. They didn't know. Let's Jerry O'Connell. How many important meetings do they have? So yeah. Also didn't they just get a couple billion? Yeah. It was in the lunch hour. Oh wait, you secured the bag. There are no more important meetings. This is what it's over. Yeah. Right. It is. I'm sorry important meeting at 1245 It might be related to 30 minutes ago. Oh, it's a battery thing. Oh, I got a federal grant, right? Oh, this is a really bad day. They might have had a big meeting. No. No.
Starting point is 00:59:48 No. Whoopsie daisy. This day can't get any worse. Big hat! Help me! We should all like pass around a hat. Donation. Yeah, just be like like here's 300 bucks
Starting point is 01:00:05 Sorry about the good your box billion dollar grant. Oh, no, that's horrible shit That's got a sock. Oh, that's got that's got a sock. Just put yourself in their shoes for one second I bet that really sucks. Oh, it's gotta be a oh already having the worst day ever and then I Bet they already spent a lot of that money, too. Oh Yeah, we spent it all now what So you're saying oh that really see you have that building oh man, they have to be Jerry O'Connell. That's cool Yeah, yeah, stand by me kangaroo Jack
Starting point is 01:00:42 Jerry McGuire Rebecca O'Main Rebecca O'Main. Look her up. Billions. Billions. Where's Rolex? Real. Yeah. Real one too. It didn't feel real. You wouldn't fucking know. I've had a brick watch in my pocket. Okay. About the same. Jerry's so funny. Last week, I was just like, hey, we want to have you on. Recap the season. And I was expecting him to do Zoom. And he was like, OK, cool. Just tell me when.
Starting point is 01:01:12 We're like Tuesday. He's like, all right, cool. I'll be there by 9.30. She took the red eye last night, packed no bags, shows up, goes to a Planet Fitness, works out, showers, comes in, leaves. Incredible. He's got like a timeless swagger about him. Yeah, he does.
Starting point is 01:01:30 I make the same mistake every time he's in the office and I ask him what brings him to town. And I should know better by now, but I always assume because like all the other comedians and actors and singers that come through, there's something else they have. And then they swing by here. He doesn't really plug. He's oh
Starting point is 01:01:45 He doesn't plug at all the opposite. He's like I'm here to do this and then I'm going back home Yeah, I have a briefcase full of my shorts. It's not me on a daily show Think it I think so once you do it. I don't know Hmm good question should we do it is just sitting in the game right now. Let's get optics on him. Oh my God. We got a Blutman in the Pop-Tart. What a shot.
Starting point is 01:02:11 He's perfect, he's perfect. Oh, what a shot. He's the best. I'd rather watch Blutman eat the Pop-Tart. I think Blutman holds his nose when he has to eat the unfrosted parts of the Pop-Tart. He's taking such tiny bites. Tiny bites.
Starting point is 01:02:24 Tiny little bites. Blut bite what man shows a big bite Yeah, big bite big boy bite Blutman found that dog that looks just like him looks just like it's crazy. They have the same exact swag like slouched into a couch See ya, there's a button dog. Yeah. Oh, yeah No way just like him We didn't do that project. I don't think so So perfect like that Tim Allen movies shaggy dog Do we have a do it whistle or something
Starting point is 01:03:35 Don't you rip before we do it do it just fucking open a beer and do it comes running before we do this Are we sure we want to do this? I think let yeah Do it could like beat somebody's ass. Oh Good I Would like to see a do it can't gauntlet. Yeah, have them do the like good I would like to see a do it's caught gauntlet yeah have him do the guy I would like to see which gauntlet it's not gonna like eat at the the myth of do it maybe we just have to do the gauntlet here they walk like you say have we heard him speak we don't need that I've heard him speak it's fine yeah but what if he's bad and we don't need that what you're saying Brian what if he's bad at the gauntlet what if he puts up a six minute time but
Starting point is 01:04:06 everything he does is it works so that's a new good time if it's whatever does that's the Deutsch line I can't wait for the Deutsch timeout tonight oh my god I've been chasing that high since the last one and yeah he's come close I do have to ask him how much like reasonably he can drink so we can kind of backwards I would like you're out. I asked him if he's already had some he said yes Said well, I had to fly here. Yeah, yeah by himself Yeah, all by himself Dana drank like 15 beers last night. I'm who can't sleep. He was walking around. I get 20. Oh my god That's that team your team. Oh wait. no, it's Dana on your team. No
Starting point is 01:04:47 You have max we have max the Dana PFT Hank team is a problem. They're gonna be good. Yeah Yeah, the more I think about it Nick we are so fucked that's what that's that's what I want Yeah, we'll just be good vibes. No. No, we're gonna win. We're not gonna win. I have I got our charcoal I just ordered it. Okay, I got our charcoal. I just ordered it Okay, I got our husk that we can eat. Okay, and I have Yes, we're good. Okay, play defense, you know, yeah slow the game down. Yep. Yeah, yeah control possession Exactly what we're gonna do get winded No, I think I've lost my ability to drink as well. Yeah
Starting point is 01:05:24 We're fucked. We are fucked. Yeah, I'm turning 40 lost my ability to drink as well. Yeah. We're fucked. We are fucked. Yeah. I'm turning 40 in a day and a half. I have plantar fasciitis, I think, too. Oh, no. I think that's what I've been having.
Starting point is 01:05:33 Is it in your heel? My heel is in a lot of pain, and then my leg is super tight. I think that's it. That's exactly what I got. You're not eating enough sugar. I think it's the shoes I was wearing, maybe. Does it hurt the longer you sit when you stand up it hurts more It's like it will just weirdly like just shooting pain. Yeah multiple times a day
Starting point is 01:05:51 I'm not gonna get it checked out. I'm not gonna I I have a guy my diagnose myself. I just googled heel pain Yeah, turns out it's just pain and you just live with it. Yeah, just have it Damn, I don't know why these guys like miss games for it. Yeah. I haven't missed a day. You really haven't. No, plant your fresh ideas. But you haven't played any games either.
Starting point is 01:06:12 I played hoops on Friday. All right. Went 0 for 6 on from 3. All right. It's no big deal, kept shooting. So wait, are we gonna do Deutch? I need him. All right. But it's not my
Starting point is 01:06:25 call no I want to see George let's ask stories some questions thank you Brandon good job Brando you got it here he comes we're also restocking the coin during the case race on Friday if you want a coin coins are coming out during the case The tank yeah, you are ripped it does exist Do it's weird being in here with my senses yeah How are you doing Ronnie? Here put the mic in front of you Are do you know the the rules to the case race tonight and what you what you're gonna be tasked with? Does he need to know from what I've heard it's three shots to help
Starting point is 01:07:10 Yeah, four well. I guess it would be it could be up to four What do each time outs where you come in and you just chug beers for a minute one minute to chug as many as you can How many how are they pre-poured? Yeah, we can pre-pour them. Well, if they're pre-poured, I might die. Okay, so then we won't pre-pour them. How many beers could you chug in a minute pre-poured? Six to eight. Okay. In a minute?
Starting point is 01:07:36 But every time that happens, it's like, you lose some of your mental capacity. Okay. Go pick your. Of course. Are you dressing up tonight? Yeah. Okay. I got all my Austrian garb. I've been growing this out. My replica Hitler youth knife. Very cool. Do you have a real costume? Because Pat Summit took our breath away. I have a real costume.
Starting point is 01:08:06 OK, great. Keep it a surprise. Great. Keep it a surprise. All right, so do you think three minutes is too much? Or you think it should be because I don't want you to? I've never lasted three minutes. What about the idea of just one burst,
Starting point is 01:08:20 and you just do a sprint, and when it feels like it's enough, it's enough? And you go like do a sprint and when it feels like it's enough. It's enough And you go off a feel well What if we did a minute and then and then like beers and then maybe like 30 seconds and then like 20 seconds Because I can if I get oh, so the do each tip oh the first team gets a minute the second team gets 45 30 okay, just to taper it off cuz yeah, yeah eventually like I'll overflow What does it's all be like you're a tanker Also, do it you don't have to go Like four to six no, I mean if a team's depending on me getting their number up I'm gonna yeah, come on, right
Starting point is 01:09:02 Come on. I think that's a good. I think it's in a minute 45 and 30 okay so that's what tapering Deutsch I also have another pitch for you guys that I've been thinking about for a long while okay it's kind of in the same rain as the double Ritz oh yes all ears but my dad taught me this a while ago and I think we're the only two people that can do it that I've met. Okay. If you went to an ice cream place, would you rather have an ice cream or a frappe? Or a frappuccino? A frappe. A milkshake. Milkshake. Okay. I'd rather have an ice cream. Okay. I'll say frap I do milkshake. So what do you want me to say? I'll say anything you want. Yeah
Starting point is 01:09:51 so for whatever reason Even if I eat something before like I could eat sushi I could eat checks mix I can eat ice cream Partially digest it and then it comes back up, and it's almost better than a frat. Splendid. Oh, man. So you're offering to make us a milkshake with your body? And if you pretend it's not coming directly out of my mouth, I guarantee you'd be like,
Starting point is 01:10:23 this is really fucking- And how did you? But you and your dad can do this? How'd you find out that your dad could do this? You've been waiting to pitch us for months? My dad. On this? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:35 We thought having him speak would ruin it. No. Come on. This is Ronnie Deutsch. My dad, I mean, was my dad had two tricks on the playground. This was a trick? OK. One, he can swallow an earthworm, and it's gone.
Starting point is 01:10:52 And then he can. That's eating an earthworm. No, but he gets it back out. Then he throws it away, so it's not weird. He discards it in the trash. OK. And the other one is the ice cream trick. How did you discover this?
Starting point is 01:11:05 So you had a milk shake from your dad? No, I've never tasted his milkshake. I Have the same ability. I mean once I saw the double Ritz. I think the double Ritz is gross or that no I guess you think of the stomach acid all the way down and back up Yeah, oh And you can like eat something beforehand and it mixes it evenly without throughout the milkshake Is that way brought up checks mix and sushi? Yes, so I could eat sushi I could eat checks mix eat a gallon of ice cream and it would be separate. Oh So there's a 90% chance you wouldn't get any of the
Starting point is 01:11:42 Either the sweet so but what if I wanted so toppings? Yeah for mine can you eat M&Ms? Yeah Jimmy's Yeah, if you go if you go ice cream then Reese's cups would we get Reese's cups with the ice cream you'd get Reese's cups Okay, loser did I have to drink a Deutsch shake? So you're asking us to drink your vomit It's not it's not put it that way Brandon. It's not ingested long enough for it to be vomit Brandon Oh, it's just a milkshake. It's kind of just a milkshake. Okay, how many trial runs have you done with this experiment? So? Where I went to school up in New Hampshire it was kind of like I'd eat a bunch of ice cream and then the freshmen would come in and then I Vomited on their plate said vomit on their plate. You just said vomit.
Starting point is 01:12:25 On their plate, yeah. I guess I'd regurgitate it. Ah. Yeah. Mix it up. And then I'd consume it. Just to- On their plate and then you consume it.
Starting point is 01:12:33 Just to bone them. Oh, that really teaches them a lesson. Yeah. They almost didn't really know what they were getting into. So they didn't get any of it. Was it still cold? No, they didn't want it. Psychologically.
Starting point is 01:12:43 Oh, it's really cold. It's good. Is it cold, though? Is it still cold or is it warm? They didn't get any of it was still no they didn't want a like a logic. Oh, it's it's really good So I think if I did if we did a cup of just a frap yeah, and then a cup of what comes out I don't think you'd know the difference if you like yours more than Dairy Queens. Yes, okay And have you had your poppa's I haven't had my papa's but he taught me how to do it and it's usually a big hit I'm gonna say this in the nicest way possible Ronnie but you might
Starting point is 01:13:13 be the worst superhero of all time that's like the work like if you're like hey you could be invisible you can fly I want to be able to make my own milkshakes yeah I mean I mean most dudes usually get a pretty good kick. I mean, I am a kick out of explaining it. I've done it in front of a few women, and they're just never talk to me again.
Starting point is 01:13:34 I wouldn't mind seeing a nice milkshake being made. I think you're telling us to bring some ice cream tonight. Yeah, bring, yeah. I have a feeling that we need a milkshake. Yeah, we're going to need a milkshake tonight. I've been thinking Dana and I unfortunately knowing myself I'm not gonna say that I'm gonna try it. I think you I think we got to get the miniature
Starting point is 01:13:54 Spoons and just all try it serve it Tiny spoons, baby bird it serve it right to you guys Baby bird it, serve it right to you guys. Oh my god. What is your limit? Like, we're speculating like how much can Nick Mangold drink, how many beers can Dana have? How much could you have if you were doing this? It really all depends on time frame.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Do you think it's going like two hours? You got two hours. High 20s maybe to 30. Okay. Okay. So you do have a limit. Oh yeah. I think next case race should just be like when Joey Chestnut goes like one verse five. It should just be like hell in the cell with Deutsch. So five of us verse Deutsch. Oh my God. Chestnut would, like if it came to volume, Chestnut would kick my ass. Yeah, he's insane.
Starting point is 01:14:52 Because he can drink, like to train, he can drink three to four gallons of water. Like his stomach is, I'm not, I'm not. What is your number one skill in terms of like, do you Can you absorb alcohol better than the average man or is it just your throat is wide? You're can we put a sword down like what is it? What is it that you have that we don't? How do I learn the way okay? Which that's a good question good question. It's um
Starting point is 01:15:23 It's a mental block. I think anybody in here could do the exact same thing you think that to drink, you need to take individual gulps and you, it's weird to talk about, but your throat's just a drain. You can just pour it, you can just pour it directly down and I guarantee if somehow my brain was like in your body, I could do the exact same thing. No shit. So you're not like actively gulping,
Starting point is 01:15:44 you're just letting gravity do its thing? Yeah, it's just like a drain. I don't know if you've missed that part. I must have. You ever see a drain, Nick? I thought I chugged fast, and I think I do for the average person, but it's not even close to you.
Starting point is 01:15:58 You're not a drain. Yeah, I mean other people can do it. I was watching the Man show in like 2002 or 2003 at my buddy's parents' house and I tried unsuccessfully like three or four times and then like the fourth, after throwing up like the third or fourth time it went down pretty smooth. Wow.
Starting point is 01:16:21 That was the making. So your alcohol tolerance you don't feel is particularly noteworthy? That was the makings of your alcohol tolerance. You don't feel is a particularly noteworthy Us it feels like you could drink a thousand beers, but I wouldn't say it you're saying you have a more normal alcohol tolerance It's just you chug it fast. I Wouldn't say normal, but I mean there's definitely people that could like if mangold comes in here, and he's three bills he can probably Put down yeah, I would guess if we were doing like three hours, he can probably put down. I would guess if we were doing like three hours,
Starting point is 01:16:46 he could probably take me in that. Are you out of commission after your videos? It really depends on the video. Like last year when I was figuring it out, I felt bad like saying no, people still wanted to do it. And the Bill's Chiefs game in Buffalo last year, I did like 25 to 30 after like pre-gaming it. And I just like, I just woke up in the hotel,
Starting point is 01:17:10 I had pretty good tickets to the game, and I was just all sweaty and I was like, what the hell happened? Did you make it to the game? No, this was like at midnight. Oh, okay. When do we book your flight back? Do you have some time to be hungover tomorrow?
Starting point is 01:17:27 That's the other thing. I don't get hungover. Oh What? Well, that's that's incredible now. You're the coolest superhero. Yes. That's awesome. That's the greatest super I really don't you should lead with that not the milkshake Why? Wait a minute. I wanted to offer you guys the milk. I mean it yeah, we're gonna I know don't you want to I want to offer you guys the milk. I mean it yeah, yeah, we're gonna I know don't you want to I want to see it Yeah, you're telling me that it won't I won't taste a single bit of stomach acid No, not if I not if I do it right, okay?
Starting point is 01:17:56 Have you ever fucked it up? Some salads gotten in it before I Didn't eat any romaine today, so you should be fine. Do it, you wanna do the gauntlet? I'll give the gauntlet a go. Yeah, can you still dunk? I haven't tried in a couple years. Oh shit.
Starting point is 01:18:15 I doubt it. All right, let's do the gauntlet. Is it good to go right now? Yeah, yeah, but we'll get Connor back out here. I think you're gonna be great. Do you know every part of or do you need? Uh, Brandon will be out there. Okay. You just got to come back and do sparkle. The sparkles. The part trivia. Yeah. Yeah. Did you play college ball? I think so. He's the best. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking yeah. That Yeah, I mean it Not here anymore he had internship
Starting point is 01:18:57 Do you think he has the capability to snap I would hope you'd be on our side Yeah, I think it's a powerful ally But like snap in like a calm way if that makes sense a calm rage. Yeah, he's a beast Like if he was coming down the tunnel I'd be freaking out Big cat no surprises tonight, right? No surprises By the way, his name is Ali al I yeah didn't realize all the house called him ollie like the stunt my bad That's fine, but it's pronounced ollie. Is it yeah? Are you ready? Here we go three two one go All right, oh
Starting point is 01:19:42 Come on the witch Oh, come on, Deutsch. There you go. He's still mysterious to me. Yep. Yeah. I wanted to ask more questions, and I was like, no, don't. I don't want to. It's all right, Ronnie. It's okay. There we go. Soccer.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Oh. Hot one. Oh that was off target. You should. He kicked my... Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Connor going heel. Oh, Connor! There it is. Scared. He's a little bit of a scaredy cat. Oh! What sport did he play in college? Basketball.
Starting point is 01:20:42 There it is. He's got a good stroke. I've got a child's mind. Oh, trivia. Here we go. Nine teams to start with the letter P NFL MLB and NBA Five boroughs of New York City All right, I can just go go to town. Yeah, you go anywhere you want and total so like states with two words You know like cities were like Philadelphia Eagles. Yeah, just say him Phoenix Suns Mass names like the Pirates Oh
Starting point is 01:21:44 Pirates there is, Pirates. There it is. Nice, good job. You know boroughs of New York City? Uh, I really don't. US states with two words. New York. Yep.
Starting point is 01:21:56 South Dakota. North Dakota. Um. That's a good start. Can we move on? Yeah. I didn't even want school there. Three leading causes of death in 2021 from heart disease, cancer from you.
Starting point is 01:22:15 You said you went to school and oh shit. New Hampshire. Yeah. Yeah. The figure skater who attacked Nancy Kerrigan Kimmy Gibbler You got the team start with letter P There's another Pittsburgh or no NHL. There's other states with new in it or north or south
Starting point is 01:22:44 North Carolina, South Carolina there it is you're cooking now How many do I need ten yeah two more two more? So what are some of the I can't see all that New York City boroughs like the main island? What's that called? Oh, Long Island now You know the cost of a woken what about? Yeah, oh there we go One more what's the main one where it's like downtown, New York City is what island? Kingdoms of life for basic primary sensations of taste I don't even know I don't know that is How something can taste how things oh how you can describe as a
Starting point is 01:23:28 Try it to you I think you got mascots starting with P team names Yeah Or you know the Costco guys what their names are right Justice yeah How would you describe justice You say he's small or big justice Ronnie Not bad well Ronnie we're gonna see you tonight. Appreciate it. Hang out. Eat
Starting point is 01:24:05 food. Yeah. Yeah. Make yourself at home. Thank you. Yeah. And we'll see you soon. Get to the best. Yeah, we'll get some ice cream. I know I'm going to end up taking a fucking I know me too. It's so bad. Don't knock it yet. So I think we also have got to figure out the Deutsch. So it'll be one minute 45 30 a tapering Deutsch Yeah, last place team only That's awesome I've just seen it written out as good too. Yeah He's the best and
Starting point is 01:24:43 He said don't pre-pour his beers. No he said to pre-pour his beers. He just might die Okay, so we'll have like a doach table or something of yeah, that are just for him. I like that okay? Holy got something. I want to pitch to you guys. I've been waiting months I've been thinking long and I was like oh, this is gonna be good. He's gonna pitch a show where no Some of us go up against him and drinking beers or something. And he said, I will eat a bunch of ice cream, vomit it into a cup and then you drink it.
Starting point is 01:25:13 Vomit milkshake. Well, do you prefer an ice cream or a frappe? And you'll like it. I, I, I. Answer me that. I believe him. It started off with you like. I thought he had a business proposal.
Starting point is 01:25:24 Yeah, I did. Ice cream or a frappe. Okay with you. I thought he had a business propose Sharks, oh yeah, put yourself in this situation You really have two choices right we really should do a do it first everyone So I thought his thing is I could have sushi or hell Now you may be thinking you may be asking me Ronnie what if you had sushi or Chex mix Look at slide number three I thought about that Not affected By either conference really professional storage checks I'm so glad you asked next
Starting point is 01:26:17 Next slot next you can see a checks mix or sushi not affected all I need all I'll see sharks is $10,000 Ice cream. Oh man pitching into the sharks Could you make that happen? Yeah, I mean It's like I'm a human milkshake machine save ice cream parlors tons of money. I Don't run on electricity I don't run on electricity Deutsch We're brand ago Is it lunchtime?
Starting point is 01:26:51 He's really got to step up tomorrow. I don't think he realizes it. Yeah Yeah, we have to go to pause at 830 in the morning. Yeah, we do Yeah, we do add bad play. I've never been in pause does it smell like poop. I know okay We'll get to pet some dogs do a big check help out Yeah, I'm excited Yeah Kinda
Starting point is 01:27:16 I'm not excited for how I'm gonna feel no No, this is gonna be the worst hangover ever. I'm excited for the fans getting to watch this on Friday. Yeah, I will be fun Hopefully who do you think main character is gonna be I? Think I'm gonna Dana Carrie. I think Conrad. Yeah. Yeah, I think Danny gets Max Lot of potential characters do you think we'll have like a final like this is the lot like yeah, they'll be anal yeah, we're gonna have some will Compton Moments I think a tear mm-hmm. What do you put on out betting odds for this? Steven did you want to make betting odds? Yeah, I think real tears is definitely a good miss. Oh, okay get in the computer
Starting point is 01:28:02 How many vomits? How many real tears? Penis? Somebody just showed their penis, probably. I'm not. I'm out now, so probably a lot of. So we can't vomit on camera, right? You can. You can't.
Starting point is 01:28:17 You're out of competition. If you throw up, you're done. I'm saying because of YouTube. TJ? I would. I mean, we've done it before. Oh, yeah. We're putting the shows on YouTube now, right? Yeah. Oh. I mean we've done it in the past. Oh yeah, we're putting the shows on YouTube now, right? Oh, I didn't think about that.
Starting point is 01:28:30 Please subscribe on our YouTube channel. Try not to, but it will happen. It'll be funny. But yeah, everyone, if you puke you're out. That's the rules we've always played with. I think those are also like, those are fair, those are fair. I feel like every case race I've ever been in,
Starting point is 01:28:46 it's like if you puke, you're out. If that wasn't a rule, you could. It would just go forever. Theoretically make yourself puke before the beer. It wouldn't really be, cause like having the puke you're out rule is that, it's not impressive if you just keep puking and drinking. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:03 I'm gonna puke. Yeah. You are? Yeah. Will is too. and drinking yeah I'm gonna puke yeah you are yeah well as to maybe we're the team that most maybe we should do what if we did buckets and there's a line a race a few races crazy the thought about doing that for piss for one of our shows dude game last night yeah that was that was crazy I was a good one it was it was yellow puke wasn't it guy Duke player puked all over the floor oh Kind of out of nowhere. It was like he was hit or anything is he sick or just went to bed then a
Starting point is 01:29:35 Girl in the student section passed out. Oh Yeah, it's a lot of puke He's a lot of towels What was that there's like an inspirational quote about puking it's the only time a human truly has a clear head like it's oh my god. So many times. What is it? Like puking is the only time a person is thinking like perfectly clearly. Is that true? I saw that on that like good t shirts. Yeah. Somebody had it. Yeah, look at that Didn't see like that much was he's
Starting point is 01:30:10 He stepping it Yeah, actually the last zone athletes should probably throw up more. I know going hard out there. I Bet you there's one every NFL game. We just don't see yeah probably The NFL is the best to puke because you I think it can be hidden quickly Puked on the ball you just puke everywhere. Yeah on a football field Basketball court bad place to puke really bad place puke bad place very slippery Bad place puke. Hey, Stephen, you brought up a good point White Sox Dave has not brought in us a single loaf of banana bread since he said he makes it once a month Yeah, Eddie said that you used to make it like a couple times a year
Starting point is 01:30:51 Well, Dave said that he said that oh Dave said we got into an argument and it led to him saying that he bakes banana bread every six weeks What happened there What happened there? What happened there? Well, I did the gauntlet and then I had to go have a bite of pasta and then I had to plug my computer up because I have a big Zoom call in a minute and then I... Max, you're zooming. And then I had to go to the bathroom and me and Max talked in the bathroom. Wrestler? No. Contract?
Starting point is 01:31:27 No. New job? Yeah. Max, have a seat. How are you feeling? I'm going to sit down. No, no, we haven't spun the wheel yet. You want me to go?
Starting point is 01:31:35 No. How are you feeling? I feel great. I'm excited. First case race. You're getting gray in your beard? Oh yeah, I've been having gray. This is your first one?
Starting point is 01:31:43 First one. First one, yeah. I'm excited. First case race. You getting gray in your beard? Oh yeah, I've been having gray. First one. First one, yeah. First time drinking. Oh, we got this. Are you a sweaty drinker?
Starting point is 01:31:52 Do you get sweaty? I have been sweaty. I don't think I'll be sweaty in this occasion. I'm so sorry. I don't think I'll be sweaty in this occasion. Okay. Are you more likely to give a lot of hugs or? Punch a lot of holes drywall when you get
Starting point is 01:32:09 Fucked up. I've done both more likely which one more likely hugged the driver. Are we are you a Cry and talk about your feelings guy. Are you like no? I want to break stuff I'm more of a cry and talk about my feelings guy for sure you're gonna tell us how much you love us tonight Or you could punch me in the face Yeah Yeah, no, I yeah, I've done both. I'm not a big fighter You've never been in a bar punch me in the face. No, I've never punched anyone in the face Are you feeling confident about the number you can have? Like I don't I don't understand the rules at all drink as many beers as you can
Starting point is 01:32:42 But like there seems like there's a lot of stiff things that are down. No, there's no stipulation. It's all checkpoint. There's rounds. It actually is as straightforward as it could possibly be. We're going to sit down.
Starting point is 01:32:52 First 15 minutes, every team has to get to 10 beers. Easy. OK? Then when that happens, a clock's going to show up. It's going to be 20 minutes on the clock. And halfway through it, we're going to spin the wheel, and it will be numbers 11 through 19, and whatever number it hits, every team has to be at that number by the time the 20 minute clock is up. Got it.
Starting point is 01:33:17 And then we do it again. I don't got it. I said I got it. I said I got it. Max, Max. I'll have it. I'll have it. I just gotta drink the beer. You to drink the beer. Just drink the beer
Starting point is 01:33:25 I'm pretty straightforward. Yeah, there'll be a number on the screen that says cycle total You have to be above that number by the time the clock in right? I didn't have the number says 25 your team has to be above 25 beers by the time the time right? Oh, okay, and then when the time runs out will spin for the next wheel keeps going up So it's like the first wheel is gonna be 11 11 through 19. The second wheel is going to be 20 through 29. Third wheel is going to be 30 through 39. So every 20 minutes, it's a new phase, and your team has to clear that number to stay in.
Starting point is 01:33:54 The last team stand. Drink beer. Drink beer. So it will eventually get pro. If I had to guess, there'll probably be a team out in the 20s. There'll probably be a team out in the 30s. And then it'll be two teams left for the 40s and 50s
Starting point is 01:34:07 Got it Got it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, this is cool. Yeah, this is cool. Yeah. Yeah, you got good Yeah, he's got it remember your throat is a drain and last place team gets those George just fucking used to it once you're done Okay, and then there's a chance we get milkshakes at the end. Yeah, would you like a Deutsch milkshake? I would not like a milkshake. Why not? Why not after drinking what about a choice milkshake right now? I don't want that either There won't be any checks mixer sushi in it. You're You are specifying Deutsch milkshake, which makes me think that it's something disgusting you are
Starting point is 01:34:41 So it's a Deutsch milkshake is can drink drink anything no, but he makes a milkshake Would you like a do it you know? Thank you do it? I respect you. I would not like to have a do it you milkshake What's he doing? We caught him creating I'm gonna give you one more chance for a do it. I would Respectfully decline that's so sad. See I'm sorry you don't even know what it is. It's $1,000 cash max. That's a do it No, no, no, I would still decline a Do it. She'll shake is the best I need my MVP lock. Yeah No, I'm gonna be ready to know the difference between a do it. She'll shake in a regular milkshake is the best. I need my MVP lock. Yeah, no, I'm gonna be ready to go. You won't even know the difference between a Deutsche milkshake and a regular milkshake.
Starting point is 01:35:27 See you just said that there's a difference. No, you won't know the difference. Yeah, I won't know the difference. Will you taste test two milkshakes? No, thank you. Why is your guard so up right now? Because I because I've been on this show enough. What if I explain it to you? Just say you'll do that. What if I explain it to you? No, no. What if I explain it to you? I don't want I don't want anything I don't want to know about the Deutsch milkshake I don't want to hear don't do it after either don't do it after but let him let him try I think
Starting point is 01:35:53 you want to see the do it I don't want to see the do it when he eats a gallon of milk and then he throws it up and it's a milkshake yep see yeah okay yeah I good I'm happy that I better than any oh that would be sick if I drank a gallon of milkshake He threw it up, and it was ice cream on top of a rich cracker Like went outside and hailed a bunch of throwing up scoops throws up a cherry on top So no to the do it you'll shake If we're all taking little spoonfuls. I hate why is this a thing?
Starting point is 01:36:25 Why can't this just you just drink the beer great question? Why can't we just ring some never that you know I've never all these gonna be coming what I yeah, I already We're all anticipating it anticipating what I'm wearing cleats leats All right, I'm gonna Leets all right I'm gonna read here the transfer I would be fine with snake snake I would not be fine okay well you should have answered that question I think you have MVP potential tonight yeah people say you might have main character I know that's the problem
Starting point is 01:36:57 though I that I'm gonna think that I'm the main character Your birthday's gonna have nothing to do with this it's gonna be all about me All right, all right. Thank you. Yeah, thanks. Oh, go get some rest. We need you tonight. Yeah, I love Max. I do too. That's like a by the way, Mountain Dew at a blast, a refreshing tropical lime flavor to your game day with Mountain Dew, Baja blast Mountain Dew, Baja blasts. Part of my game day ritual.
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Starting point is 01:38:12 And then Friday you get a case race. Steven, do you have the odds yet? Oh yeah. Yes. I'm installing KB's team as the favorite. KB, Nick Mangoldold Danny Conrad plus 125 And then a tie for second PFT Hank Dana beers plus 175 Titus max myself plus 175 big cat will come to Nikki plus 350. Okay. Okay. Okay. I
Starting point is 01:38:44 Think Titus Chan max okay, okay. I think Titus Che and Max is... That's what I think. That's my number. Wait, it's Titus Che and Max? Yeah. I'm worried after hearing Deutsch, there might be just a maximum. I don't know if a guy can do 30 in two hours.
Starting point is 01:38:57 Well, he's not gonna have to. Oh, you're saying, oh, everyone else. I don't think there's gonna be someone who can do substantially more than 21. I think that, yeah. I don't think anybody can do more do more than I think the final right I think I might be the best in the world Yeah, I think the finals will be in the in the 40s or 50s Depending on where these crazy Actually, I think
Starting point is 01:39:19 No, that's that's possible. Are we gonna try to play werewolf drunk? Yeah, I would love to Kate if you want to come by later bring the kiddos. I might swing by with them. That could be fun. We're drunk werewolf is gonna be awful Why it'll just be awful. We gotta give it a shot You guys just standing drunk or sitting drunk and talking drunk does I'd argue all these episodes are unwatchable Start to finish so we Connor will be the werewolf master. Make sure we have the cards. Or even Tate will be here. A gauntlet would be fun too.
Starting point is 01:39:54 There's a lot we could do. There's a lot we could do. There's a lot. We might be puking on the court like that Duke player if we do the gauntlet. Don't mind it. We're gonna sing. Gotta sing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:08 What, are you gonna leave early? Am I gonna leave? Okay. It's your birthday. No, I'm gonna stay. It's your big birthday. What was the one that you ate mushrooms before and you left after like an hour in? I know, I blacked out.
Starting point is 01:40:23 Yeah, then you just got up in my bed and I turned on and it was you guys are still going wait how wasn't live that's like I usually had me going for like yeah I was like holy shit that's crazy I do feel like you guys need whether it's werewolves, like a project to focus on at the end. Like the balloon was good last time. Oh, yeah. Kyle.
Starting point is 01:40:54 Oh, fuck. Dana said on Mukan Sleep last night that he would like to do the gauntlet during the race. OK. OK. I'm sorry. Had so many beer scenes. Any apologies, Kyle? Do I have to apologize? not lit during the race. Okay. You're sorry. I'm sorry. Had so many beers. Well, well, well.
Starting point is 01:41:05 Any apologies, Kyle? So, do I have to apologize? I mean, I guess that's apology enough. Don't have to apologize. Why do you look good? You do look good. You look cool as hell. I look good?
Starting point is 01:41:16 You look good as hell. Oh, shit. Oh. Should wear that more often. Didn't you wear that yesterday nah You two look good as hell Alright Yeah, we could spin the wheel. We got a lot of long day. Yeah a
Starting point is 01:41:38 Long day ahead of us. I still can't believe the battery people shout out the battery people. Sorry about the money you lost Yeah, how much was their grant? Billions. Yeah, it was like billions. Yeah, you're gonna have to put stuff on that. All that's gone. Oh, Reese's. We got lava cups?
Starting point is 01:41:53 Oh, we got lava cups. Yes, I got one right over here. I got a lava cup right here. Nothing better than a Reese's Peanut Butter Chocolate Lava Big Cup. We should take one over to the battery people. Oh, yeah. Sorry about the...
Starting point is 01:42:03 Sorry about the GRIO final percent. Oh yeah. Sorry about the. Sorry about the. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh. I'm giving it a nail in the. I'm giving it a nail in the. What a day to have billions taken from you and then. In the same 30 minutes. Yeah, I was gonna say that.
Starting point is 01:42:17 It wasn't even the same day. It was like the exact moment they found out. Might have been an emergency meeting. Yeah. About to get to the conference room. Oh shit. Exact moment there. Yeah. I'd probably get to the conference room. Oh, shit. Exact moment there. Whoops.
Starting point is 01:42:27 See Daisy. Oh, by the way, Hibachi's on Thursday. Ooh. Hibachi Day's Thursday. Very exciting. Yes. Big week. Huge week.
Starting point is 01:42:37 Packed week. OK. Yeah, let's spin the wheel. It can't be wet. Nick? Uh, not today. Here we go. Alright, we'll see everyone tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:42:54 Brent, be nice to Brandon Walker, guys. We'll see. It's gonna be great. I might not be here. No! Don't do that to us! It's a yak! Yeah, it's time to talk shop, or do a Yankee swap. It's a yak! It's a yak! Godspeed tonight, Case Race. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:43:28 We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:43:36 We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:43:44 We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. Godspeed tonight, Case Race. We'll see you tomorrow. Wish us luck. Alright, love you, bye.

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