The Yak - A Skell Within Barstool's Ranks is Looking for Rico's Replacement | The Yak 4-23-25

Episode Date: April 23, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was incredible. Hello, it's the Yak, rowback.com, promo code Yak, 20% off your first purchase, Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rowback.com, promo code yak. Eddie, you've kind of trying to been alpha-ing us by never being here right at the start. Twice in a row.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Three times. Is it three times? All three days this week, he's like, today it was just seconds, mere seconds. Yeah, but he still lets it be known, and it's not even like you're out of sight, you're always there. Yeah. No, no, this was a KB thing right Denise. That's true. That is yeah, so I
Starting point is 00:01:09 I'm just filling in so I always have stuff some I'm shuffling. So that's fair Would it kill Kyle to text us? I haven't heard a single thing He we we said you're missing John summit and then he said you're missing the brunch of whatever All right, then we're good. I thought he raised. I'm sure go ahead I was just saying I didn't I didn't see that text back, so I was like he really has forgotten about yeah Okay, that's probably a good time, but he has no I just wanted I thought he didn't respond to a actual text to him, and I was like damn We're dead to him.
Starting point is 00:01:45 I can't believe you're here, by the way, right now. You see the news? What? Two hours from Chicago, a semi-truck was 77,000 pounds of ice cream. Oh, my God! It's over. This morning, I think.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Really? I should imagine if I just got in my car with my spoon. I think Nicky's... I'm here! I think got in my car with my spoon His spoon is tiny though an ice cream first. Yeah, wait, can we see this now? Bringing in my god. Oh, oh he walked in this got to be the posit Biggest moment of this guy's life. Yes. Like this is huge. These are the moments you wait for.
Starting point is 00:02:29 He has to know when he's reporting on the story it's going to go semi-viral. Yeah. Like this is... 77,000 pounds? You got to get this. This is like, this is a tragedy? I mean that's, I mean... It's a tragedy. One pint is a tragedy, 77, fuck the road. I mean, that's, I mean. It's a tragedy. I don't, one pint is a tragedy.
Starting point is 00:02:46 77,000 is a statistic. Oh, man. Wait, do we, do they have the video of the ice cream falling out? I wanna see the actual, I wanna see the melt all over the road. I could've taken all of that down. How can that possibly fit into one tractor trailer?
Starting point is 00:03:01 They're pretty big, dude. They are so big, Steve. They're massive. That just can't that's not possible what do you mean seventy seven thousand trucks are big yeah really big I get it I think you do I actually think that's the part of this what conversation is a pound right that you're not getting seventy seven000 of these right what's an appropriate amount of ice cream that you wouldn't have thought about it 30,000 30,000 would you would have been like yeah that makes sense checks out yeah, yeah those trucks are massive Steven I gotta see this truck doesn't make sense
Starting point is 00:03:39 Okay, we got to see this truck calling bullshit Again, I don't think Steven knows how big these trucks are. Sheffield, Illinois. So it's kind of between Anahuant and Sheffield. Here's the only traffic image that I can get for you here. Yeah, he's got the dapper tan. He does.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Traffic being rerouted and kind of going head-to-head. Wait, he doesn't even have his pictures? He's 25 or 55. On Interstate 80. So if you're traveling safe between the quad you're traveling this guy's just showing us I don't I see no ice cream. Oh Yeah, it says he says you have to get to the bottom of this I need to see the cream Oh, what did you show me the cream? Oh?
Starting point is 00:04:20 Man yeah, you got to get there people are in the chatter saying. I'm a trucker and 77,000 pounds includes the truck That's bullshit. Oh, so maybe Jay hate to say it God fucking damn it, but how much does a truck weigh? Yeah, gotta be like five thousands of pounds Probably like 70,000 pass. Yeah, wait how many? How much does an empty semi trailer way there could have been room to spare 35,000 pounds that's crazy pretty much exactly right Oh, yeah, that's crazy. The mainstream media. I'm just do that. We loaded can weigh up to 80,000 I blame the media pretty much dead on ah That's a tough start. That's a brutal start to the show. I don't really know
Starting point is 00:05:08 Can only go up big cat? He's so happy are you behind the latest barstool shenanigan? What is that open up your email, and you know how you can just type a co-worker's name? Oh, I'm not but I know about this okay big Open up your email Titus, okay, And you can just type a coworker's name and it'll send it to their email account. It's very easy, it's very nice. Type Rico. Okay, so I'm gonna pull up the...
Starting point is 00:05:33 I don't know if this will show up though if you've never emailed it. And it might not show up because I showed up for me. Because I created the email. Yeah. Rico's replacement. There's a Rico's replacement account. Yeah, so's replacement. Oh, Rico's a replacement account.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Mm hmm. Yeah. So I think this is he was on an email. I think they posted on Viva TJ. You can find it. There's a, I think it says Pick'em Rico replacement. Yeah. So on the email is this, what's the headline?
Starting point is 00:06:02 It's brutal. It's the one guy. It was, what's the headline it's brutal it's the one guy Listen I'm not News to me, I don't even get Rico. I can't like when I just have that Yeah, I just type in Rico, and I only see Rico's replacement. I don't even get Rico. I can't like when I just have that yeah I just type in Rico, and I only see Rico's replacement. I don't even see actual Rico I'm not one to judge looks, but Rico there is giving off some big time like I just woke up And I don't have a job energy Let's go to him
Starting point is 00:06:40 The hair is a little that's like a kid after hours in a bounce house. Yeah, look at him. Yeah That is after a McDonald's birthday party, yeah Richie rich and he's just you know, he's always dressed kind of like a basketball coach. We gotta defend them though, Nick Yeah, we do. He was up early. We did a dog walk walk up early. How early? Nine our time. time no so ten It would be that it maybe Technically ten for him. Did you see the clip of sass waking up at 1130 in the morning? I was there. I was there that day you were so we had it was the same day Kai
Starting point is 00:07:18 And I did the steak off at 1130 sass had to do the breakfast off And it was like noon or maybe was 11 He didn't it was there 1130 was what what Francis okay? So he was 30 minutes late and no calls nothing so Francis had to go to his apartment and sass was pissed. Yeah Is 1130 in the morning, what are you doing? I was clearly asleep Don't care you okay. Yeah And then it happened I knew if I know showed it was gonna happen Yeah, it's a little bit on me. Is he what see a late guy? I don't think he's a late guy And then it happened I knew if I know showed it was gonna happen
Starting point is 00:08:10 So what's your what see a late guy? I don't think he's a late guy. I think he's just He kind of his schedule is yeah, he's on sass time. Yeah He was talking about Like streaming on son of a boy dad. I think it was last week, and he was just like it's just so much work Like he doesn't want to do it anymore. Yeah, it's like you. Prince was like we do one podcast a week. That's an hour and a half long. Listen, he is the most at peace out of all of us. Oh, absolutely. He's got it all figured out and he's a decade younger than me. Yeah. Yeah, he's I mean he might now he
Starting point is 00:08:41 might squander his youth and the fact that he might like hit 30 and be like, man, I probably should have been getting up before 11, 30 in the morning, but right now he's got it. Listen, I can't judge, because right now he is happier than me. Yeah, no, absolutely, happier than all of us, without a doubt.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Wait, so do we have any explanation for the Rico replacement? The actual email is, what is it? Rico replacement? Yeah. That sounds like, was that not like a pick them, pick them bit that you were looking for people to submit for when Rico left? Oh, is that for a while?
Starting point is 00:09:19 I don't know if we ever got, when he left for those 48 hours, I think I said, I think the exact last words I said to him before he walked out the door was I am going to. I'm going to expend all my energy to find a better Rico Bosco for Pickle. I said that to his face because he was leaving us for a competitor.
Starting point is 00:09:39 There's a guy Joey Yanks. Yeah, I was just like good. All right. We got to get Rico on. Let's give me the zoom. I we also need Jackie tables in here because I think that would make sense. Yeah, I was just like good. All right. Well, we got to get Rico on. Let's give me the zoom I we also need Jackie tables in here because I think that would make sense. Yeah Also, wait, yes, send me the zoom we'll get Jackie in here. Uh, Che. Can you grab Lucas real quick? I had a question for him
Starting point is 00:10:03 We could talk while we oh. Oh yeah, I guess so. I thought he'd get here faster. Kate, what time's your flight tomorrow? 6 a.m. Oh, you're going to miss it. 6 a.m. O'Hare. Are you packed? I'm packed.
Starting point is 00:10:14 I'm ready to go. You have your Uber pre-call? I'm bringing like two things, a big ass t-shirt and a dress. What is your guy's ideal flight time? Because I wrestle with this. Because I've done all of them depends on Context am I getting out am I going you know when you're getting out when you're leaving So I'm going on it like in her instance is where you're talking about going on a vacation like 6 a.m. Oh is that's too early. I know it's that's the wrong tone for the vacation
Starting point is 00:10:42 But then 9 or 10 you don't get there to like say like 2 or 3. I'm fine with that. I don't count the first day as a day of vacation. I'm a big fly at night guy. I beat everyone. Where it's just like, yeah it sucks a little bit but you like leave at 8pm, you get a full day, leave at 8pm, get there, go to sleep. So if you lived on the west coast you'd take a lot of red eyes? Yes, I love taking red eyes. Lucas. What's up? West Coast you take a lot of red eyes. Yes, I love taking. Yeah. Yes Lucas What's up? I just wanted to check in on the flower. Can we see it? Yeah, it's on my desk. Oh, okay. Go get it
Starting point is 00:11:15 Are you lying three I heard Lucas almost ruined a movie yesterday Danny What is that? Oh? That Frank that was Frank the tank screaming. Yeah, I don't know what that was embodied Frank voice Oh, yeah, Lucas went to sinners and he put his fingers in his ear I think he actually thought it was gonna be a lot more like nutty professor because of Chase review and Hood up hands over ears every fight scene. It was embarrassing to sit next to you said next to yeah And he tried to make you guys leave before the oh yeah There was a big final scene you tried to make us leave beforehand
Starting point is 00:11:52 So I ended up watching it in the hallway got to say way too long It was seen for a final scene, but you put your can't you put a post credits You put your fingers in your ears like a like a kid with a firetruck on the street Yeah, I mean jump scares and movie theaters are scary Okay, they're loud and out of nowhere. Where's the flower? I don't know someone stole it What someone kidnapped your child? Yeah, how long ago I? within 30 minutes Last 30 minutes you don't seem that concerned
Starting point is 00:12:23 Cuz I'm sure you guys know that. That's why I'm here. Put the amber alert out. Go find your flower, otherwise you're getting antiqued. Oh, no. I mean, it's probably in here. I'll go find it. Go find your flower.
Starting point is 00:12:37 This is drastic. Is Lucas a pussy? Yes. Yeah, he must be. I think he must be. He plugged his ears in the movie? With the hood on, so he went like this. Yeah, I must be he must be like does years of the movie With the hood on so we went like that's cold Can't crack an egg had the strings pulled and everything I was like are you are you kidding me right now?
Starting point is 00:12:57 Like I'll look away from watching a show and there'll be Like I hate like surgery. I can't do needles. Yeah, if they're like, oh, we're gonna we're opening up this guy's skull I'm like, ah, tell me when it's over There's a scene right at the beginning where it was like a quick No spoilers a quick flash of like oh this might get a little bloody and as soon as he saw it. He's like This is Stephen Chase fault right I Mean you read any comments is pretty pretty clear why I said that. Not really, but we don't have the energy. Oh, there he is. Oh, Rico. Jack will be here in like two minutes. What's up? What's happening? You're getting replaced? I guess. I don't know. There's an email. Yeah. I mean,
Starting point is 00:13:39 it keeps you on your toes. What's what's the email address? Well, the Contact name is Rico's replacement. I think it's like find pick them or whatever a ball or something. Oh, no So what are you gonna do? Be better How is the weight room but get more phone numbers? I guess I don't know Yeah, I mean I did win the Pat Hill last year like true I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not
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Starting point is 00:14:15 sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not
Starting point is 00:14:23 sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not Who? I would imagine. Yeah. Okay. Who else is on the suspect list? Probably Nick Tarani. Whoa, Rico. Okay. Hell no. Am I on the suspect list? A little bit because you didn't say in 2022 you would replace me you were gonna find somebody better than me. Yeah, that's I already told that so yeah, that's a fact that's confirmed Yeah, but a question isn't on the suspect list. Yeah, who is it on the side was I'll say this I was with the email account at a party last night, but that was just a coincidence You could see how that's a bad look Rico but it's not it wasn't in do
Starting point is 00:15:05 it I didn't do it Bosco it wasn't me where Bosco's on right now the Rico what are you gonna say I mean you can't he just went to a party with the email there yeah but do you think this guy's boss you think this guy I don't know maybe yeah I don't know I'm not again I'm like it is what it is it's out there like you got to do better yeah I don't really know what doing I don't yeah I find zero humor in it do you Jack I find it hilarious but it has nothing to do with me I this is a pleasant surprise do you think you're getting replaced? You always could. Yeah. I would say possible chopping block. Yeah, for sure. Like what have you been doing recently? Like
Starting point is 00:15:51 we have a draft board and it's like the names on it like replacement. And like March did end kind of tough for you. March was not a great ending. Like bus was great but then it was like one, two, three mistakes. And like I know Chicago move is hopeful, but I did hear some rumblings today. That's no longer happening Oh, no, what wait? I Don't know Cody was texting in the chat saying that or Jack Mag was saying something new came about that Chicago's not happening. Oh Are you mad at me? Processing look at his face. This is what happened. I'm genuinely curious I I have no info on what this is like a dog looking out the window at a bird
Starting point is 00:16:36 Trying to stay still yeah ready to jump is that true jack what that you've heard that yeah? No, Jack, and I was touching this morning. They said we got our guy back through strapping source the transfer portal is closed. Oh Was I not I'm sorry was I not what's going on here Rico you got to talk but the turn It wasn't open you this is a this is a you're just a boy it's a You're leading us along is that true? Yeah, I'm gonna take more pills when I get home today Is it true you're leading us along bro, I All I can say is the the portal process has begun. That's all I'm gonna. Okay, so we're still open on the port. It's open. Yeah
Starting point is 00:17:23 Yeah 100% open The portal is open Jack. Okay, that's all I'm just asking That'd be crazy if you moved here and then we and then we finally got someone to reply to that Rico replacement Yeah, that keeps me up at night Joke Rico, you know, I love you. Listen, I've been, I've wasted two years of my life trying to portal you. I know. Yeah, sometimes you just get tired of portaling.
Starting point is 00:17:53 He was telling me some of his coaching plans for you too. They're good. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'll fucking have this guy megastar in months. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. Some of my obelos was saying that he could have hung a banner on the official visit
Starting point is 00:18:06 Maybe you know what I mean, you know like that's fair. Listen, maybe a little maybe a little Ray Allen in the hotel room Listen what? Ray Allen I got What? Listen Bosco. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, I got the ray out and I was thinking the tweet but you're thinking of the Rico I'll tell you this. I that's good feedback I need to know it for future portals like your replacement like we got to do a better job
Starting point is 00:18:37 Take him out to his nice steak dinner do all that shit wine and dine a photo shoot with the jerseys on Well, yeah, get the jumbotron saying like and now welcome Welcome to Chicago Jeff the dude Oh, that's too fucking far. That is too far. I'm a rider. They do out. I've been I've been portaling hard Yeah, they do's out. They do you're if you're listening. You're a big fat loser wait out out you forever. Yes He's done well He we tried to get him to come to the bet gala and he booked his flight and then canceled again second time So he's a dad who also tried to get him to march band. No, that's what's being not me. Not me
Starting point is 00:19:15 Okay, that was not me. I could own some of those two if needed, but I made is a loser Yeah, so there you go. How do he cancel again? That's good for you He says it's too far to go for one night after I told him it was a one-day event, but okay All right. All right. Love you. Thank you Rico Rico. You're not getting replaced Can we eventually this is one of those all you eventually have to tell me who made the email I do not know who made the email if I knew I'd tell you I Might just go harass Pete now for every day till I get there Pick up your phone right now and go go find Pete
Starting point is 00:19:58 Get him get him Get him. Very high to the boys. Hey, what's up Danny? He let me play with his gun all the time in the office. I can say that now. He would let me fuck around with that thing heavily. Did you guys see security Mike jumping off the bridge? Yeah. What was that?
Starting point is 00:20:20 He's on spring break. In a meeting? Doubt it. In a meeting. All right, go to the meeting. I can't bomb a meeting. I'm telling you, you can go to the meeting. Go find the meeting. We gotta figure out who made this email.
Starting point is 00:20:35 It's not right. It ain't right. This is me showing you the portaling. I want it so bad. Lucas, what are you doing? Get the fuck out of here. Go find your how do you know that how do you have tape Then play the tape, go get the tape, get it to TJ. Yeah. Alright. Rico's replacement would barge right into that meeting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:11 What? This is a great visual. Coming for another man's job is too fucking far. Busy and private? He's busy and private today. What do and private he's busy and private Busy and private we just had somebody look up his calendar and it says busy and private busy and private Yeah, it's just it's just a bunch of busy Busy blocks and busy 1130 busy 12 to 12 45 you can just say busy one of 145 you're allowed to do that
Starting point is 00:21:44 Yeah, you just make your whole calendar private. Oh, that's what it is I'm gonna try that I'll start looking for him. See if he's there. He's busy and He's got a block of not busy between 12 45 and 1 is 15 minutes of not busy 15 minutes Where he's no longer? See Pete minutes where he's no longer see Pete where he is big cat maybe you call him get text you just send him the same zoom link yeah I'll send him the same zoom
Starting point is 00:22:14 link all right Rico I'll let you know if if he joins you can rejoin we got to get to the bottom let's spring Rico on him yeah busy and private. What a piece of shit. There's 0% chance he's going to join. Yeah, but I want to know. He at least has to say what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:22:37 All right, we'll see. Rico, we'll call you back in, all right, if he joins. Oh, I got him. Oh, you got him. You got him. You got him. All right. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Where is he? Pete, what got him. You got him. You got him. All right. Let's go. Where is he? Pete, what's this little guy? Oh. Rico's replacement is the contact name. We need to know who created that email. Dan said it. I was not as rattled as I normally am. Dan's rattled?
Starting point is 00:23:04 No. I'm not as rattled as I normally am.led no Rattled as I know I'm having fun Yeah, but Dan said find out who it is Pete will be the guy to find out who it is Here's the actual email hold on show Peter show it shows Pete's come bottle. Yeah That is the email find pick on interesting who created a Pete Find pick on interesting who created a Pete Let's see technically Pete creates all the emails, but someone requested it. That's right. That's not that's not Can we shut his mic off?
Starting point is 00:23:41 You're gonna tell me who made this I look I can't wait to see what is hopefully they're in this fucking What I did not dying for dying for not rattles Yeah, not right rattles. No, but I'm dying for a good foot. Yeah, of course, of course it's also like this is one of those situations that I Don't think I've created it but there's at least a five percent It feels like it was like some email or whatever that got Changed like somebody changed the name of it. But we'll track it down. Track it down. Pete, why is your calendar busy and private all day?
Starting point is 00:24:12 Me busy and, like, we just had somebody look up the calendar and it says busy and private, or busy and private. It's busy. Busy with privates? What are you busy doing? Well, that's what it does. Like, when you have a meeting it just is busy
Starting point is 00:24:28 And private I Don't know what it says private. It just means your calendar is on your calendars on private. Yeah. Yeah, what are you hiding? What are we peeking at here Rico? What am I hiding? I never had hiding everything This is gonna be maybe it was a Dukes bomb before he left oh Walked out the door Do you think Rico the Dukes would have stayed if healthy debate had done better? Yes, I'm
Starting point is 00:24:58 torpedoed Look at that come bottle Rico what's in that bottle? Yeah, we go is that come in the bottle. For him come. Yeah, it was made like 2 and a half years ago so somebody change this so now I got to go into the art took 2 and a half years Dan put you atop the list. It does. This%. This was clearly changed. 100%. Like when did he leave? This
Starting point is 00:25:27 was an email that was changed to something. Why are you here? Are you going to get to the bottom of that? Gaz, we got to get to the bottom of that. Why are you here though? You know. You know. You got a pitty in grit. Isn't there a 24 year old you can go fuck? Is this calm Rico? Yeah this is calm he hasn't flipped out yet. Look at that face. Rico kudos to you for letting this slide. Yeah. Just water off your back. I'd be pissed.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Two and a half years ago TJ is right when Rico Stabbed us all in the back and left yeah, the account was made, but then the name change being recent That's a wrench is the name cringe recent this I'm trying honestly. I've never done Yeah, right. That's what she always says. This is my first time. I don't usually do this, but... I never have used this whole... I'm gonna do it. Oh, this is some... We need an answer.
Starting point is 00:26:33 I definitely have gone from... The fact that it's two and a half years, I've definitely gone from 5% to 50%. Okay. Yeah, without a doubt. If not higher. And that's just... But at that point, that was justified.
Starting point is 00:26:44 That's true. are drugs it was yeah When Rico says he was on drugs just so everyone knows he was not actually on drugs his drug was hate So you were yeah, you're off drugs. Yeah, he was right hate now. I'm on yeah, I'm on pills now. He's on It's tempered his hate Take him every day, but he still likes to argue. He still loves to argue. Still loves a good argument. Is that hand placement?
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Starting point is 00:28:31 What if I did it? You did it? What if I did it? You did talk to me like a child at the Scoob Bowl 2021. I bit my fist three times. Wait, how did he talk to you like a child, Rico? There was something going on with Appointments that we had and I just asked a simple question and he talked down like your appointment is your appointment
Starting point is 00:28:54 And I rather have AIDS than be talking like a child. Yes So yeah, I did a lot of this Yeah, we're very much over it. Yeah. This is great. I saw him bite his fit. Oh, you did. I can confirm what was he really talking to him like a child? Uh, I mean, he was being Pete. Yeah, you know, pretty, pretty unpleasant. You you are? Yeah, yeah. You are an unpleasant, you're the king of unpleasants. That's a bad place to be, man.
Starting point is 00:29:29 I'm fine with it. That's unpleasant. That's exactly what an unpleasant person would do. I don't know if we're going to be able to do this right. What do you mean? Are you fucking walling me, dude? That would be funny if Pete's head just popped out. Yeah, I am. Yeah. Fuck, I am sucking your cock. Don't you feel it? That would be funny if Pete's head just pop
Starting point is 00:29:48 Don't you feel it I mean Somebody calling for your job. It's we we have to get to the bottom of this now. Yeah They're out for blood Alternative email is find pick up is it's like an intern, right? An intern the original email was fine to pick them at BarstoolSports.com That might have been the first time you left me probably intern Right. That was probably like a find an intern. Yeah That how did this come up today Rico? It was just in an email.
Starting point is 00:30:26 I got tagged in an unnamed event and the emails on it clicked like oh who was also on this email and one of them was that. Do you usually do that? Where you look to see who's in it? In an email? I don't think I've ever done that. I glance. Yeah I mean if you're going to a party, you want to know who's there. Yeah. Like Hunter Dickinson. Guys, maybe your replacement will just show up to the unnamed event. Rico, wouldn't this all be better
Starting point is 00:30:56 if you were here right now? Yeah, but I can't teleport. Okay, good. Portal. Yeah, if only. Point Rico. You need a portal to do that. Yeah, you need good portal. Yeah, if only point you need a portal to do you need a portal need a portal Yeah, need a portal or a bus. Yeah, we're gonna go gadget arms alright We're done with this then if you can't find it. It just I wish people took it seriously. Yeah All right, you guys stay on will yak stay on Rico, and then when you find it, we'll, you'll be here so you can just talk.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Okay. All right, okay, so just stay on, just listen to us. All right, yeah TJ, get him off the main screen. I think it's you, big cat. I think it is me, and I honestly, I'm still trying to find a replacement for him. Oh, no, no, no. And now that he's gone, I think that's, I can all agree we could we could upgrade him our Bosco. I
Starting point is 00:31:49 Shit, oh fuck. I forgot he was still there Having him around will have I knew you're still there buddy All right, hey wait Rico. What's going on with Joey Yanks these days? He's tween a lot. I'm trying to run. Oh, no. Well, I'm being told first off that bio says Joey Yanks could be anybody. I'm being told that people. Oh, that's so convenient. How can we not?
Starting point is 00:32:23 What? Say it again. You can have an R rated movie in a PG-13 movie So like you know if people want to go see the R rated movie. That's where you would go ah God already joke got it. It's like an R rated alter ego. Yeah, oh yeah Real thoughts Rico YouTube chat says it's easy to find out who changed the name, so I think yeah fucking with you Yeah, I think Pete is fucking with you right now No the chat saying it's like two to three clicks. It's not buried very deep. Did they say which can they say which clicks? You're getting tech advice from the chat now? Pete it's just to just have them they said two to three and it's easy
Starting point is 00:33:10 Maybe click this maybe we can make a steep replacement email now. Yes, seriously How long is peeping doing a cum cup? About six months. How long you been drinking cum Pete? That's just that you know You're fucking glowing so keep going keep chugging What are you? What are you doing? That's no what's on this screen that's suspicious Just keep clicking the same like thing it's two clicks All right, will you act while you guys look yeah, you guys yeah yeah I ain't giving up no I'll be
Starting point is 00:33:47 a little fuck no no yes stay there all night um alright so how's everyone else's what else going on well Lucas said that he found who stole his thing is he coming back with the tape he's gone never to be seen again I'm glad he's not wearing the fucking pink hoodie. Okay, that bit seems to be dead Who's that that could be anybody that could be literally anyone I'm just walking to the kitchen Wait, no, I don't think so. That's not conclusive. You were on the yak when he came from his desk. Oh It's oh, there's it. It's him. Oh, no. It's that guy it could oh shit
Starting point is 00:34:30 Damn it Fuck I literally sat and talked to Jerry and Quigs for like 20 minutes till Lucas finally left his desk. Oh, yeah Yeah, were they working on mr.. Jerry seven episodes. They've what oh Why aren't they out? I think they're waiting to release them all at once. Oh, yes like Netflix Yeah, waiting for my kid to come yeah. Yeah, that's nice. They did a subject They're really counting a lot on your kid being a watcher. My kid is only going to watch Mr. Jerry. That's it.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Yeah. We're going to do a little science experiment. That's fine. It happens to the human brain. The only content you consume is Mr. Jerry. Yeah, there's a big whiteboard, and they're just like, all right, who's having a kid? Who could have a kid?
Starting point is 00:35:19 You get our numbers up. Do you know, like, the rough episode outline or anything? I don't. I'm in a lot of the episodes I need to tape them still As his neighbor do they tackle any tricky subjects? I don't know what would you find as tricky? I Mean Israel Palestine is episode 2 that's 2 I figured as much yeah, that's easy though black lives matters 3 yeah
Starting point is 00:35:50 Yeah, I think he's covered all his bases. I would like to see that. He he they could accidentally make like a hilarious like parody show. If it's a show that's like pro Second Amendment. Yeah. Yeah. He could, they could accidentally do this. I think the behind the scenes might be even better. That's like a sitcom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Did you guys see the twins are back? What? Already? The twins, they did like a follow-up interview in their same creepiness. Like. In sync and everything? Yeah. They're so, I don't know what it is But they're just they creep me out and I don't want to say that is all twins creep me out because my good friend
Starting point is 00:36:30 Rone has twins. Yeah, I think it's just these twins How is your mom? It's just back to it They're not very good at it Paula sucks I've seen the one on the boy there's another set of twins that does it better what yeah all right well let's see those Are they always matching they might as well be signed well you know hard this is Nick do you want to try it? Yeah, let's get a baseline, okay So how was your guys day our day was pretty good? We decided to go out for breakfast
Starting point is 00:37:18 The waiter I quit Yeah, I think Nick was though Nick was Bridget Then we sweat you have to switch because otherwise if you don't switch then it's not that impressive. Yeah, everyone's like Oh, what's this other twin who's yeah getting alpha'd? Yeah, maybe it's not that hard so they're fraught Yeah, no, they're definitely twins They don't fuck with each other once the cameras are off off. They screw up one sentence, you're like, hey, wait a second, are you guys even related?
Starting point is 00:37:50 This is fucked up. They need to split up. One of them needs to move far away. Yeah. One of them needs to get like, yeah, like a Hollywood career. Because what if you do, if something happens to one of them,
Starting point is 00:38:04 the other one's like, Over. Fucked. They only say every other word. Yeah, they're, they're. They just sound like a broken intercom. Yeah, just like that or barstoo audio. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:21 All right, who are these other twins, DJ? I had to find it. I saved it somewhere. I saw it last night. So if Jerry's serious about his kid show, could he not be seen doing like gambling content the same way he can't just see Miss Rachel like smoking a cigarette? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:35 He was talking to me about that today. I mean, he has to do gambling content. That's part of his job. But I think it's kind of a let's see how it goes. If it's the biggest hit ever that'd be great Mm-hmm, just be like that's your job now But like it would also tarnish Someone in the kid entertainments reputation if they're seen I
Starting point is 00:38:56 Don't think parents care so much anymore Yeah, I don't blippy shit on somebody and I don't care right, you know I feel like as long as I can have my cup of coffee for a second. Blippi's not doing that anymore. Someone told me Blippi sold for like a hundred million dollars? Yeah, there's a new Blippi. What? Yeah. Blippi's not Blippi anymore?
Starting point is 00:39:12 Blippi's not Blippi anymore. He sold Blippi and he's like living the... Oh my god, he's probably got the... The blooper Blippi's gone. Best life ever. Did you know Bluey's a girl? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:21 They're all... And so is Bingo. They say it in the show. The Blue's Blue's dog is a girl girl watching bluey all weekend with my nieces Yeah, my nephew told me and I didn't believe him for real shit is like yes Tom's clue blue was a girl you lose not a girl color No, yeah at all did fuck me up a little blue is like opium for toddlers. Oh, man
Starting point is 00:39:45 It's great though cuz only seven minute episodes so you that's the trick I've said it before but you can just be like, you know what? I'm gonna give you three blueies. Oh seven minutes Yeah, so you can like when my kids are like I want to watch one more if they choose like Mickey Mouse It's 25 minutes what I'm like, I'm like, here's here's a deal on me. Yeah, how about two more blueies? Yeah Smart. Yeah, how long is mr. Jerry? I think like 10 here's a deal on me. How about two more Blueys? Yeah. Smart. How long is Mr. Jerry?
Starting point is 00:40:07 I think like 10 minutes. OK. I watched my one and a half year old in real time, my one and a half year old nephew get Bluey shot right into his vein. He was bawling his eyes out, and they put it on, and you could just see it like, ah. But Bluey is one of those shows.
Starting point is 00:40:23 It looks crazy. It starts relaxing. It's a people's diary. Bluey is one of those shows starts relaxing people's dial Blue is one of those shows that it's like kind of educational like they do have like lessons and stuff. There's Yeah, there's some shit. That's just not even close to educational and that's the real shit that you got to keep your kids like the videos of like kids just opening presents or Yeah playing with their toys the kids Diana Diana show is my nemesis. Kids Diana? It's like these Russian kids being real bad.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Yeah, it's like Vlad and Nikki, yeah. Russian kids, they just play with their toys. And it's like, this is not- They're like, no mischievous and bad, but there's no lessons in it. Yeah, we had to ban that from my house. Have your kids ever fell down the weird YouTube rabbit holes? Like, you know, the autoplay ones?
Starting point is 00:41:03 Like the weird Spider-Man? Like the perverted Spider-man that was weird Remember that the number two most viewed YouTube video this week this past week was like an AI of a pug saving a baby I'd like to see that a lot of people have How do you know the what the most? Viewed YouTube is this past week. There's a way how don't you so many people saw it it's true so you saw it yeah was it good it's like a pug parachuting into the no it's like a pug yeah that's the bottom what the hell what the fuck is these are like the most viewed YouTube videos now what yeah it's a baby parachuting in the ocean as their
Starting point is 00:41:42 mother dies and a pug comes to She's us. Oh my god, and his pug right before he hits This is realistic at all I know oh the plug happens it happened to the pug as well. Yeah And now it's right, that was number two. Nobody has suitcases like that anymore. That's so true, that's where it's at. Yeah, this is fake, that's where I clocked it. Exactly where I. There's a lot of like these videos or stuff like this
Starting point is 00:42:16 fooling old people on Facebook. We're so, we're so fucked. And just cast away. They'll be like, this video will be posted on Facebook and all the comments will be like, wow, he's a hero. They'll be like, Jesus will be posted on Facebook and all the comments will be like wow He's a hero. They'll be like Jesus is real God we're so fucked as a side. Yeah, that'd be awesome. They just killed both He's got a gun this is a cat on 9-eleven. What is this? It's looks like it's about to go save people yeah, but Huh, this is the this is a new meta people are watching
Starting point is 00:42:47 What is wrong with everyone? I think it's kids in like India Stressing me out. I hate it's super weird internet might be cooked How many things I think that that was the number two most viewed on YouTube last year Dead Internet Theory that What's that? I subscribe to that it's gonna be like AI generated videos being posted by AI ran accounts being commented on by AI Commenters being watched by AI viewers. It's already happening. It's like what's the point of it? I think that's what Twitter is yes
Starting point is 00:43:26 Yeah, just like none of this is real is it every like barstool tweet There's a response that just kind of recaps the video, but tries to give an opinion What a delightful version of breakfast cooked by Francis Interesting huh do you ever find a video, TJ, of the other twins? Yeah, so they go by, there's a show about them, there's an interview with them, they go by the world's most identical twins. I believe they are in a throuple with the same man and they want to be simultaneously impregnated by him. Oh, that's awesome. They do it like sometimes.
Starting point is 00:44:03 We're used to it now that we're lost without each other. If my sister's not around, I feel like I'm lost without her. Why's it always on Australian? Does he take you out on dates individually? There's never no jealousy. He never separates one twin. If he kisses me, he'll kiss me straight up. There's never no jealousy. I'm sure he's having a lovely time. Well, of course he is. Do you not get jealous? No, never jealousy. No jealousy.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Never jealous. I mean, as far as Ben's concerned... I mean I would. I mean, you know, sort of obviously... He's got a feverish... I would. That's pretty cool. Good for him.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Yeah! That's awesome. That's pretty sick for him. That's good. Let me, hold on, let me think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:37 You just can't have them... You just can't have them kiss. Yeah. Then that'd be incest. Uh... We exercise together. We shower together. We share a bed with our boyfriend. We shower together? And that's how we're gonna be for the rest of our lives. Kiss yeah, then that'd be incest
Starting point is 00:44:57 Where's that dude I want to see that smile I need to see this guy Because we're gonna to stay that way forever. Well, we are the world's most amazing school twins. I could break them up. You think you could split them up? Yeah. I'll tell you what, if I was a Siamese twin, I'd be fucking pissed at these people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:17 That's stolen valor. Yeah. That's bullshit. That's a good point. Siamese twins, which we've done some Siamese twins content that always screeching out. Mm-hmm Yeah, you'd have to be pissed. Yeah, you have your own fucking life and you're doing this It's fucked up very oh That's him. Yeah, that's a leg
Starting point is 00:45:40 How did you feel I thought it was a big joke. I thought you were just teasing and... Do you think we'll serious? He likes her more. Yup. I'd watch a video. How could you not? I'd have to. Curious.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Just see. Their OnlyFans would go crazy. You've mentioned OnlyFans a couple times the last few days, Stephen's up I actually don't use only fans so I bet that in I don't think I know is that does besides Glennie that was you you kind of I didn't accuse you of using only fans okay sounds like you do though no I use the free stuff. Hell yeah, you dog. Oh no! Chaps! Oh! Come on!
Starting point is 00:46:32 Chaps, chaps, chaps! Okay, yeah, this is... They break up with him? Where is he? Are they still together? Or did they break up with that guy? It takes a lot to get a feed post. There he is. What's he doing? Where are they still together or did they break up with that guy it takes a lot to get a feed post Oh areas see doing They need to both be on like opposite ends of a hallway and see which one the guy goes yeah
Starting point is 00:46:53 That's right, which way is boners pointing? I don't know. I just say creepy. It's they have a show you said TJ That was some TLC show that we watched that clip from I feel like if I'm Their parents unlike I maybe fucked this up a little bit. Yeah Extreme sisters there's a show for everything we've done this yeah there is a couponing show for everything What's your dream sister? We've done this like not too long ago. Yeah, Nick we do the NASCAR. Yeah All right, everybody Talladega super speedway is NASCAR's biggest baddest track delivering heart-pounding action
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Starting point is 00:48:07 No kidding. Have you done Talladega yet? I've done Daytona, not Talladega. Talladega is the best of the best of the best. That's what I heard. It's so much fun. Didn't you like wrestle and jello there? It got my ass beat, but the whole, the boogie on the boulevard or whatever they call it,
Starting point is 00:48:21 there's this like party row in the infield where the car's set up. It's like, only the heaviest partiers of all time get this row. And they build huge stages, like triple-decker stages, like they haul in their own wood and build whatever. I've never been to a NASCAR, but I'd love to go. It's really, really fun. I wasn't into NASCAR until I started going to the races,
Starting point is 00:48:44 and then I totally, you get it. It's one of those things where you get it as soon as you go. And also like you can BYO. You can bring anything. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's just, you can bring a cooler into the event. Do you have a driver that you root for?
Starting point is 00:48:57 I used to root for the Miller Lite guy, his lousy, but then he switched. Now I just kind of, yeah, people put pools, swimming pools, like all kinds of decked out car. Yeah, it's the best. You gotta go. You went to Indy too, right? I used to do Indy 500 every year before Barstool, and then I did it a couple times after. That was one of my first videos here. It was like supposed to be all about fun at the Indy 500 and then I just ended up... What'd you do get sexually harassed? Yeah, yeah, it's uh it's fine. Yeah, good time. It's debauchery it really coke lot. There's a coke lot
Starting point is 00:49:45 It's called yep the coke lot. There's a coke lot It's called. Yep the coke lot You're telling me people are just grabbing your melons here Guys, these are the guys. Did you interview the track and have it talk back to you? What's that show? Pee Wees Playhouse? No, the other house I interviewed that talked back. Oh, you did, you interviewed the Full House House? Full House House, yeah. First ever interview.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Yeah, that's, I drove all the way there with just my phone with a mic plugged into it. And afterwards they were like, no, to Indy. And afterwards Barstow was like you know you could have flown you could have asked for a camera you could have had a real mic you could have whatever I was like oh I'll be damned I hate asking for shit yeah I was like that's okay don't worry about it where we at in the bocce league Eddie playoffs tonight tonight playoffs tonight how we feeling he doesn't want to play what I'm praying that one of the guys shows Up so I don't have to play I played horrendous last week Are you just a permanent sub then no, he's on the team. I'm on the team. I'm just I'm hoping that
Starting point is 00:51:00 It's you got to show up in the I let the time mean I let the team down last last week And we dropped down a couple seeds and it felt like shit all week So the pressure is getting to you guys talk about that behind his back or your friends like they definitely do Like he could be on like I had a tough game last week, but we all did so yeah Does that really let the team down or was it culminate we all did but I had I had a bad game last week Combine we all did but I had a bad game last week Do you how do you how do you someone's off fucks up? How are you handling it? I just I hype them up right so like I try to keep it my problem is once once I mess up the first one I'm cooked you're an emotional guy. Yeah
Starting point is 00:51:36 Yeah, they're too emotional. Are you problem. Do you like do you respond better to people being mean? Yeah, what do you need negative coaching once it edited thing? I listen what piece of shit once it's gone left it. It's gone left. It's gone. It's it's once I've lost my head That's good that you can identify that I guess that's yeah, and it happened it happened way too early last week So that's that's what I'm trying to avoid so we'll know within the first five minutes if you're winning or not if he plays What do you mean if he plays wanna play it's playoffs tonight and does it work the other way so like you have you start out hot do you now feel like you are unbeatable and it's it's done so a couple times a couple times it's more I notice more the the
Starting point is 00:52:18 fumbles than the actual when I'm when I'm hot okay I warm you up so I I've been warming up I it'll mess me up I've been warming up. I it'll mess me up I've been warming up all morning. It's yeah You've been warming up, so I've got a bunch. I've got the actual ball, and I'm fucking with my wrist. It's my wrist action I drop I left it at home. Oh, but I changing everything every every morning. I roll like 10 We got a play we got this I'll miss I get the stuff off the the turf we're gonna play Eddie You just play in like the normal looking court. It's not like a lawn situation. It's not like no. It's a court It's not like a free-for-all. It's like one of the no there's a box
Starting point is 00:52:56 Have you played on the ground up seashell? No, I've not I've done that before it's tough. Yeah, I assume Did every team make the playoffs? Yes. What seed are you? I don't even want to say what seed we are. Ed, what seed are you? We are 12 seed. Out of? 16.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Oh no. Really bad. So Zod, like there's no pressure on you guys. You're a bad team. Nah, last week we dropped, because of my bad game, I think we dropped like three or four seeds last week. Right, Eddie?
Starting point is 00:53:24 We were between like 12 well like an eight or seven Play a top team yeah tonight, okay, and were you noticing I was playing like shit. Yeah, yeah Trust me you see it. I noticed when I noticed when he's not feeling it too. Thanks. I was I didn't play well either It's bad. So you got it come on. You play off the playoffs dude Just why don't you just go blank like have your mind go blank just fucking show up and and just throw You're overthinking it. How do we get your confidence? Oh, that's the problem That's the problem with boxy like newcomers tend to do well because they don't think yeah and once once though after the second game You you cook you like working on technique and all that and it's like yeah what times your game 6 p.m. is there is there
Starting point is 00:54:07 like a strategy I know very little about botch you have played at a handful of times but it could there be like a situation where Zah takes on a certain role on the team like maybe you identify you're good at like could you be the guy like just fucking throw it so I suck everything up so I know what I'm really bad strategy what do you really I know what I'm really bad at and once a team? I don't know if I should be saying this publicly because the whole fucking league watches the show Oh shit, I once once it's on the walls. I'm cooked once So what's the what's the once the thing is the the the polenta is close to?
Starting point is 00:54:40 Polina sorry Food is on my mind Paulina's by the wall You're right though. Yeah, there's a lot of strategy Yeah off the wall is and the courts are uneven too It's like it's you got to know the court that you're playing I'm good on one court specifically and and we haven't played on court to and we're on court to tonight's Can you live stream it I mean yeah, I think we could so all told John has this been a positive experience
Starting point is 00:55:17 Being in the league. Oh, yeah. No, I mean I love it. I'm a dad. It's like golf. It's exactly like golf That's it's once I keep going back which is what I could see that yeah All right wait. They're off. They're off. They go go grab the set Yeah, we play right there. Yeah, it's perfect. Go grab this is perfect Wait, where is it? I think it should be in the corner is like all the equipment Rico you still there Is he the equipment Rico you still there is he was he there for a while not replaced see him softball last night or was that tonight tonight is softball but it might get rained out so that sucks yeah it was wet as fuck outside and it's somebody
Starting point is 00:55:58 Brian said that he was at the fields last night it was very very very yeah which would really bum me out because I want to play softball tonight very badly You got the edge back, huh? Uh-huh big time. That's nice. I have to get another team So play multiple times a week. No, then you'll then you'll start to hate it. I don't think so, man I love playing ball Love playing ball with the boys But it's like Wednesday. That's why Wednesday is a perfect night.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Yeah. Wednesday is a good night. Breaks it up. Yeah. My kid's first tee balls tonight too. And I've been looking forward to this for so long. Yeah. Wait. Little hat. The little uniform. Yeah. Running around the field doing nothing. Yeah. Are you on snack duty? No I'm not. I should. I guess I'll cut some orange slices bring some Capri Suns You gotta can't be bringing fruit Kate What you say enough he's around the same team Coach pitch up t-ball t-ball. Yeah, how old for yeah, I think yeah
Starting point is 00:57:02 See, I'll be like some of my first memories are t-ball like when I started to become sentient come online are the leagues here named after horses I Think it's just a pens okay where My t-ball was called Shetland Yeah, and I went to Pinto and then Mustang pony, bro. Oh, that's a thing My son's leagues just named after the park. OK. That's a thing, naming T-ball after the park. Ours was like fourth through sixth grade was Hornsby,
Starting point is 00:57:31 and then he moved up. It was Musial. Whoa. It was last name. Well, because then it gets to Babe Ruth. Yeah, so Ruth was the top. Yeah, ours was horses. T-ball is fun. It's so much fun.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Seeing little kids out there. Yeah, not knowing anything to do. They're kind of smart now though with the cones. Have you guys seen that? Yeah, like just stand by your cone so they're not all just like running all over the place. Yeah, there's a little rubber things. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:02 Yeah, they put them on. Yeah, this could good I mean Saturday could be the start of a baseball Hall of Fame career could be yeah it could be yeah could be it was really fast holy shit and if it's not you'll let him know and like every step of I'm gonna say right now it's not because I've seen him play he stinks but it could be that but you don't know the caliber of the other kids true, I Mean if the other kids are worse
Starting point is 00:58:34 Then I yeah, I don't know I mean At that bodes well for the future But our spirits high does he like it yeah, I'm so. I mean get the cleats like was gonna wear eye black I suck where I bought man. I got my boy dip already. Yeah Started chop out a month ago. You have to Know you What are you coaching? No, I won't coach my kids until they're can actually play the sport Yeah, cuz I like coaching it five years old is babysitting
Starting point is 00:59:07 Yeah, that's not Like I feel like ten Is right when you can start yeah, like when kids actually are playing are you gonna coach basketball? Titus not in an official capacity. I don't think I'll just be the dad yelling from the bleachers got it You say that But you're probably you'll watch be like I can fix this team. I'll be the overbearing dad you fucking blind ref Yeah, did your parents yell at you when you were playing sports? No the sidelines my parents were good at Shutting up my dad did yeah, he held you so I felt so bad for those kids
Starting point is 00:59:42 Yeah, yeah practices I felt so bad for those kids. Yeah, yeah We practice this My dad would just yell oh lay like a bullfighter because I was afraid of the ball when it was being pitched to me Over every pitch I would hear it from the stands And I quit fuck you Could have been pro some of my parents biggest arguments over, was my mom was telling my dad to stop yelling at me playing baseball. There was always that one kid who got hit early in the season, that was it.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Oh, by a ball? Yeah, they wouldn't swing for the rest of the season. I got stung by a bee in soccer and quit. I had, I got my, my ears got like really red and burned when my mom took off my hockey helmet and I quit. Yeah, that's grounds. That was it. Yeah, fuck this shit, I'm out. I'm fucking done with this shit.
Starting point is 01:00:35 See ya. It's too tight. Like I'm never playing this shit again. I was never allowed to quit mid-season though, except for flag football, because they put me on the offensive line and flag football And there you don't do anything. Yeah, what does it do in flag football? They didn't want to play me You just kind of stand. Yeah, you can't quit midseason now
Starting point is 01:00:54 Pretty sure I only played football because I liked doing the mouth guard thing Feels good, yeah The first time you got to run a lap with it in here like this thing sucks. Yeah And I don't think I actually like football, but I like yeah wearing it around your house feeling like yeah That's pretty much. That's like kind of what my kid was doing with the cleats you've shown it to his siblings Yeah, look at these cleats These are crazy. It's the concept of cleats. Cleats can just hour of entertainment for kids.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Gear is my favorite thing in the world. Yeah, right. That one one gear. Yeah. Any type of gear. I guess. So my nephew, I guess the like the big thing now with youth baseball is they're all wearing the sliding gloves, which is crazy.
Starting point is 01:01:42 Oh my God. Yeah. Huh? Like the like the open miss. Yeah is crazy. Oh my God. Yeah. Like the thing that looks like an open mitt. Yeah, yeah. Which is nuts. That does not seem like something a Little Leaguer needs.
Starting point is 01:01:53 That's if you slide head first. Yeah, right. Why? Yeah, look at the gear. Look, there's the sliding glove. What do you need that for? He's got it all. He's sliding feet first.
Starting point is 01:02:01 I don't know. That's so much gear. Look at the necklaces. Do you see some Little League teams are allowed to use emojis instead of numbers what? Yeah, dude, it's fucking awesome He's got the shin the shin armor too looks like fucking Barry Bonds out there like instead of being seven for Mickey Mantle your purple Devil emoji. Oh, that's so sick. This is just a marketing. I mean, I'm laughing at this, but if they had that,
Starting point is 01:02:27 if they have this table at my son's literally, he's gonna end up with all of this shit. There's nothing I can do. Oh, my God. This is too much drip. What's that hat? Look at those guys. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:02:43 On! There's rocks. There's like 8UAU kids with like tattoos. Oh There's like a you a you kids with like tattoos like they do like fake tattoos Yeah, oh my god What is well I follow it's almost like dance moms the a you moms or whatever This is their full-time hobby. Yeah, this the kids are their accessories and this is their Yeah, travel sports is like ruined youth sports. I know it's like a whole social world and they don't leave that world They're doing it like way too like you shouldn't play travel sports until you're I don't know 12 13 Like just play your fucking neighbor. Yeah, I think it's like becoming for the parent cuz then I've been at hotels
Starting point is 01:03:24 We're like an au or whatever team Is saying and the parents are all partying in the lobby at night like it's like a social club Mccormick place one of their biggest events is the volleyball girls Connell was here ice man a huge event. Oh The emojis personal foul ice man The emojis personal foul ice man Illegal chop block don't tell me of them have eggplant. I need a teddy britt water egg. Oh what the fuck is there cloud the other side Oh my god, this might be the most depressing yak between this and the pug saving the baby
Starting point is 01:04:08 You're so fucking I love it. I think it's hilarious You just want to keep going as far as far as they can that was like we had a oh My god, what's that travel basketball team? They're called the gremlins have you seen that the coach wears like a steampunk Top hat and goggles and all they do is taunt the other team. They do fuck shit all games. They do fuck shit all games, Steve. Ole Nick, we know where it comes from now, your resentment towards this.
Starting point is 01:04:33 Oh yeah, Ole. That'll haunt me in my dreams. Why is the chat all waffles, TJ? It's a Connor Griffin mostly sports bit, but they are, they've been waffling the entire. So what does he have to do, when is he doing it? He's he's he hasn't done it. He's trying to get out of it This little a little bit for those that don't know she I know Every every year in here Connor the week 12 or the week 6 a
Starting point is 01:04:59 People right a team in the top 12 has won the national championship every year I don't know why it's the week six college basketball top 12 But every single year somebody in the top 12 So when that poll came out we all picked somebody in the top 12 and we said Whoever if one of these teams goes on to win will eat 40 waffles, so I picked Alabama So I think Blumman picked Tennessee all of us picked a team Connor picked, Florida It was Florida and Houston in the finals Houston was outside of the top 12. So it was either history or waffles Florida won so Connor has to eat 40 waffles
Starting point is 01:05:35 Have you had a single waffle So you have to do it in all in one sitting. Yeah all in one sitting. Yeah, yeah 40 waffles It would be like a 12-hour stream you think it should take that long I think absolutely would take that long. Yeah, if it was real legitimate waffles Not the face stuff not in there too. Yeah, Belgium or I go we're trying to figure that out Well waffle place reached out to you right? Yeah, Shane here in Chicago. Yeah, there we go. All right, so yeah Connor I'm not dodging them. I wanted to do no. No, no, I was going to say you're going to do this Friday. This Friday? Yeah, I think you guys should do it.
Starting point is 01:06:10 You got to start, figure out when you have to start so that you start before mostly sports starts and then just start eating them and then you finish them. Like you can go live. Yeah, no, it would be, we were talking it out and that's partially why, well, mainly why we've pushed it off And I want to say we not me. I'm not dodging the waffles We were going to do it as like this big subscriber thing Which is the way it should be where there are punishments and if people subscribe
Starting point is 01:06:36 Then maybe if we had a certain subscriber goal, then I have to like really eat like this full-size waffle Maybe we start off with the small stuff and then there I think you're complicating this you are just need to eat the fucking waffles. Yeah, that's what I told him Yeah, okay, that's what I said when we did this thing I thought he was gonna do I thought you knew it Tuesday morning after they won Yeah, the backstory because Peter the mostly sports fans forget this too. I Wanted to do it The week where Brandon and Mark were both out because it
Starting point is 01:07:06 was right after the national championship. I do it that Friday. And then they said, well, we're not even going to be there. No, I want to be here Friday. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Brandon won't be. Brandon could whatever. So you started we got to put tight, but this stream is not to tell me if I'm wrong. Titus, like like you're not gonna sit there for all 12 hours with them. I wouldn't be there for right So so what you should do is you should? What would it be? Like 2 in the morning or even midnight on Thursday after the draft Just start eating waffles in the mostly sports studio, and then you're just finished when mostly like you'll yeah
Starting point is 01:07:46 studio and then you're just finish when mostly like you'll. Yeah. It'll be like 500 people watching overnight but who cares that you finish. The end will be when mostly sports starts and people will be like holy shit. This is a big moment. That's also true. I envision it. Yes. After the yak going live and then doing it because like what TJ did. I think you should finish as mostly like the end the last the last hour and a half should be mostly sports. I think it's going to take you longer 12 hours. I think so too. So we were worried.
Starting point is 01:08:12 I think you're going to get a tummy ache. Oh, I'm absolutely going to. Yeah, I'm going to throw up multiple times. Yeah, but we were also TJ and I were talking about because we had the problem too with the not really a problem, but the Jerry after dark when he did the golf the hole in the one if it hits 12 hours and you have to boot it over to a second stream yeah YouTube has a thing where if you stream for 12 hours and one minute the stream disappears forever oh you finish it and you can't go
Starting point is 01:08:37 back and that's why I was like somebody should fix yeah that's very stupid YouTube thing was there any way you want to spice it up that's what we were talking about a little bit too is like a mifying it these long streams There's no reason to watch Other than the start and the finish and whatever the one clip of the pin puking or something Yes, what about everybody in the office makes you one? I was thinking like he does a challenge and that decides what size if it's a Eggo waffle or if it's a Belgian waffle or if it's like or if there's toppings or if there's syrup how he has to eat it if it's with a fork or if it's the like if he does things
Starting point is 01:09:12 Along the way that decide what the or like the next waffle has to be cooked by Blutman or the next waffle to be cooked By mincy like if there's things along the way that make yeah the waffles on the path worth watching right because you're watching the beginning and watching him throw up and then the middle is nothing and I don't want to overstep here you guys got to figure this out but you got to eat the fucking waffles that's what I got freedom but now the guy come up with a plan and fucking eat the waffle. Doesn't listen to us. Yeah, you're gonna be planning this forever. Freedom. But now the big guy says it. Come up with a plan and fucking eat the waffles.
Starting point is 01:09:49 Exactly right. I got people tweeting at me. It's crazy. I got the chat on both shows. A waffle, waffle, waffle. Yeah, you know how you stop that? I will eat the waffle. You know how you stop that?
Starting point is 01:09:57 You eat the fucking waffle. And that's why I wanted to do it the week of. You know, it's starting in the waffles right now. They created a situation where people think I'm this guy who's dodging the waffles. I will eat the waffle. Listen, I stand with the chat. I 100% think you're dodging the waffles right now into the situation where people think on this guy who's dodging the waffles. I will eat Listen, I stand with the chat. I 100% think you're dodging the waffles. Yeah, I mean it's been three weeks Yeah, three weeks and I would have done it that Friday after the nap The national championship and then we decided no we'll punt it and then we're talking about some stuff
Starting point is 01:10:19 You know in the next month that could pile I I don't know. I yeah just I My hands I think you need power back and just start eating the waffles don't know I you just I I think out of my hands I think you need power back and just start eating the waffles. Yeah, say fuck you. I'm doing it now Yeah, but make sure the cameras. I'm tired of it. I'm eating a waffle Yeah, make sure you're live and just be like here. It is yeah, if we're eating the waffles if you're waiting for Brandon He just he's not gonna show up. No. Yeah, ultimately though I do want it to benefit the channel, and I do well Yeah, I will because you're gonna be doing it live on the channel
Starting point is 01:10:46 Yeah, exactly, but if there were incentives built it at the very least I want to do either punishments or Subscriber goals and then he went right back to just planning shit when I told me I'd eat waffles And he's that was always gonna be the plan. He's complicated. That was that was gonna be a frustrating Yeah, it's gonna be the plan the wall I day we all especially even I would say me have a problem Overcomplicating correct yes, eat waffles just eat the waffles eat the fucking gonna eat the waffles I will eat them no twist whatever happened to a pure waffle eating video It'll have emojis for those anymore those I
Starting point is 01:11:22 Don't know see him any back to base do something like this how many we did we did? Uh oh yeah, we did our pancakes. Yeah the pancake league. Yeah, we just we literally different It's different we just uh ate him on a live stream, but while we were watching sports was there Oh wait actually I think I was working that day. Yeah, were there Incentives no we just hate the pancake hate the pancake each person a different allotment It was yeah Like whoever finished first had to have two pancakes or finished second had to have four and then I think the last place had to Like 24 pancakes that was memes because I remember being yeah, really mad at memes. You just would not eat
Starting point is 01:11:55 Yeah, we just sat there. He wouldn't even do it. Yeah, it's gotta be in period. It's it's not It's not going to be a dream stream. Don't say that, Nick. No, you were pissed off and rightfully so. You were mad at me. No, I was pissed off in the moment because we were already there and there were pancakes being eaten. And then he would stop eating the pancakes.
Starting point is 01:12:13 But I get it. I'm going to be in that same spot where I'm going to hit a wall at some point in this stream. But yeah, just about getting to the stream and figuring out. It's not going to be a good stream just by like, it's just not. I'm saying's like we've done something like this I you've done I mean Eddie you did it yeah they eat it like just like eating a ton of shit is really hard to make a good stream even if you incentivize it yeah
Starting point is 01:12:35 you just gotta eat the wall you just gotta eat it from the start why don't you just eat egg of waffles you can eat 40 egggo waffles. But then people, they get pissed. Who cares? They're going to get pissed no matter what. You know what really pisses me off? That you haven't eaten the waffles. OK. I've been saying Eggo or unnamed small waffles,
Starting point is 01:12:56 whatever the case is, just because, yeah, I think it would be impossible for me to eat 40 full Belgian waffles. That's just not going to happen. You won't do that. And that's what not going to happen. You won't do that. And that's what everybody wants to see you succeed easily. That's what you want, you're right. I don't like what you're doing.
Starting point is 01:13:11 I'm agreeing with you. Fort Diego waffles is still a lot of waffles. Nick has just been like stirring up stuff over there. It's crazy, Nick's just been like, Fort Diego waffles is still a lot of waffles. Hot stir over there, Nick, come on. I want every comment to Be like this was awesome He did it easily and felt fine. Yeah That'll be you know what that'll be good for our channel
Starting point is 01:13:29 I'll probably get millions of views and that's what you know are you said you said you want it to be good for the channel Yeah, that's that is the main thing. I don't know what it's it's so weird when I How I don't know how we got here why we got here. Yeah, I know how you got here You won't eat. Well, it's pretty easy because I'm being put in a blender and I'm having all these different take the power back Connor be a man I want to do I want to do it. How do you know if Connor Griffin could eat the waffles? What does that look like it would be if you fucking say that you know punishments and incentives and all that stuff I'm gonna free no I Going to do punishments and incentives and all that stuff. I'm gonna free no I originally was not going to do punishments and incentives
Starting point is 01:14:05 I was going to do 40 waffles eating all 40 and then I was gonna try and think of different activities to do Throughout the course of it just to make if we let you do it if we just turned you loose right now What waffles would you get you just get Eggos? No, I'd look for something at the very least maker No, cuz that's also I don't want to be like I don't want to make it this high maintenance thing He doesn't have put the waffles in the mouth I'm saying I don't want to fucking waffles in the mouth I'm saying I don't want to been here three years. I'm getting so mad. I might just eat 40 walk You have three years of all this could be on number eight by now, and you flushed it all the way don't do I might sit in like the back of mostly sports studio tomorrow just eating
Starting point is 01:14:54 It's a famous fantasy football punishment right yeah Yeah, and that's 24 waffles But there are punished there are incentives built into that where you can reduce the amount of waffles so people we were throwing out ideas about that and everything there are too many cooks in the kitchen I guess that's why I'm asking if you're the only cook what does this look like then yeah it would be what I just said where it would be like a ego style type waffle I'd be doing 40 so do a style doing well because maybe yeah there was like a certain type of waffle that's a better mix where it's not so
Starting point is 01:15:27 tiny, whatever. I'm gonna do research already. Eggos is a lot. How many calories is 40 Eggos? Like Belgian waffles is you can't do that. Like you can't. I don't think you could eat 12 Belgian waffles. I don't think you could eat five. Right? Like first, it's just not even possible. The
Starting point is 01:15:43 first and the last Belgian Yeah, ceremonial Belgian. How many what's it? Let's see a pack of so that's how many? 72 under calories a waffle 100 calories a waffle so that's 4,000 calories. That's a lot of no. That's no toppings That's a lot of calories butter. Oh, hey, go is still a challenge. Yeah. Yeah I'm just gonna do that. I think regardless I mean people of you already Called me a pussy said I'm not down for it and all that type of shit So I mean again the people might be right. No, they're not. I don't know what to say. I'm listen
Starting point is 01:16:18 I think I'm siding with the people I I said I I think there are very few times here where I've said I'll do something and I don't Do it like I said I'll eat the waffles at Florida wins and I'm going to eat you have not done it But it's because we had other ideas of pulling it off and everything like that and regardless people are probably fed up at this segment Cuz they're like dude just eat the waffles. Yeah, we're gonna eat them Yeah, I'm gonna get from the moment you walked in here till now. You could have eaten seven or eight You'd be on TJ who's who's the culprit for complicating this the most Connor hasn't eaten the waffles. Yeah We had a meeting yesterday about you know
Starting point is 01:17:02 Yesterday about you know, you got a waffle meeting I didn't call the raise We had a meeting on honestly, yeah, it boils down to the day after the national championship Mark was in San Antonio I was on the desk with Brandon on mostly sports and I said I am going to do the waffles on Friday and then they said No, we're not gonna be here marks going on vacation Brandon is wherever the fuck he was masters and That is what caused us to go down this spiral of like now trying to make it this thing Yeah, I'm like I'm at a like goodwill hunting moment now where I'm just like you know no no goodbye No, see you later. I just want to walk in one day and see you eating. Well. How about them?
Starting point is 01:17:40 Well, yeah, that's it. I don't want anything else. I just want to walk in and just be like what's Connor doing? Oh, he's eating his waffle, but also I wanted to get it over That week too because now we're also approaching Star Wars murder mystery true I need to lock in your that sharp So if there's waffles and then the planning for that going on at the same time and everything that it's complicating stuff So Mexican Star Wars that Mexican Star Wars. How long do you think it would take you to eat 40 Eggawaffles? Seven eight hours. Really? I think five five maybe four.
Starting point is 01:18:15 I think it could be long, but also I'm a performative guy. I like the theatrics. Oh my God. I would like to at least put on a show for the people and not just like burn through them all. Were you a the for the people and not just like burn through them all Were you a thespian? No, I mean burn through them all. I don't want to just focus. It's 40. Yeah, I know But I'm saying I'm not just gonna be like focused on eating waffle eating waffle You know once you get to like 20 you're trying to like fuck this. I don't care anymore I'll do it. You know again. Not gonna be like I'll do it. Got like a juggle Michigan J. Frog at 35
Starting point is 01:18:45 There's no way to make a waffle stream like some incredible Stream I got a gun done. He's eating challenge streams. They're not he's changed it forever I had you did this yeah, and it was like you guys sitting at a table Yeah, what is going on? Yeah, which like we just I don't know we under just chatting the whole time right which is fine Yeah, the chatting is fine. It's like tape put some waitresses involved. I probably you can't there's no there's no like razzmatazz on a waffle Yeah, but with no disrespect to you guys I do think Connor Griffin could be the one to the touch to make the razzmatazz Connor and I are in the same page like if At the top of every hour an alarm sounds and it says the next hour will be determined by whatever and we come up with
Starting point is 01:19:32 You know a list of waffle types or waffle preparation methods, or we can only eat them with you know I don't know like weird utensils like there is Something that yeah make somebody at least tune in once an hour instead of right watching the entire thing buddy at the end of the day He still has to just eat the waffles Are you going raw waffles or Butter and syrup like that could be part of it like our he has no toppings Yes, our he must use weird toppings for the next hour like all right I was come up to come up with a bunch of categories and spin the horses at the top of every five
Starting point is 01:20:08 Five at a time or something all right. I'll say is five is you don't have to even buy Friday I need these waffles eaten in the next ten days. Yeah, well That's not a yeah like that. Yeah, no I could do that, but I Just I needed somebody and maybe it should have been me to just come in and say, no, we're doing it fucking now. Yeah, you're eating the waffles and maybe I should say Friday. But that could that could yes, that could work. That's really what it is. I like the deadline. He needs someone to be like, you're eating the waffles because he's not going to if we leave it up to Connor Connor he will never eat the one. No don't say that
Starting point is 01:20:45 Yeah, I did. I don't said it. I take it back. No. I will not take the thing It's a compliment because you're such a perfectionist correct this to be the best I am a perfectionist and nobody can fault you for that, but at a certain point you just got a leap Yeah, if you someone's gotta watch yes Someone's got to hold your hand and lead you to the waffle table perfection and I'm I I agree with TJ There's ways to make it better which you can figure out in I mean you already had a waffle meeting what the fuck was decided there There are some stuff that we can't talk about what?
Starting point is 01:21:15 It was a closed-door waffle me walk closer some surprises that again It's similar to what we talked about about these waffles off-camera before the show I Don't remember shit but talk about off camera about the waffle show it was about an availability yeah we were we were discussing possibilities and there I don't remember sponsored waffles sponsored waffles yeah that was also another element fresh my memory TJ text me like we were talking about maybe trying to like get this sold But I don't think it would really get so and perfectionism is the enemy of success Connor. Just eat the waffles. Oh
Starting point is 01:21:52 Yeah, I think that's just you got it. Just That's gonna be like a zoom At this point. Yeah. Yeah, TJ. Okay But anyway, okay, we walk away from this With a lot of people. Yeah pissed again. We didn't solve anything that we didn't solve anything and most importantly you didn't need it I didn't need a waffle. I'm a giant fucking pussy who won't eat waffles. These are your words. Not ours I know no no, but I'm sad that's that's generally what happens when we dress address the waffles on a stream Is that we don't walk away with a clear plan and people then get pissed in the way I kind of don't want I know
Starting point is 01:22:27 Right never figure it out. Yeah, that would be good. I've reversed go to Breakfast Club now and get a waffle No, because I want to save all 40 for the one but eat one Oh one it doesn't count, but it just proves that you're not scared of waffles correct actually okay Yeah, I'll get one eat say, I'll still do 40 more. I'll do that. But this is just proof that I'm not scared of waffles. Go get a waffle right now and bring it back. All right.
Starting point is 01:22:53 I wanna see that you can actually physically eat a waffle. Because right now I don't know if you can. Before I leave though, Big Cat, I do have to put it on your radar that we are approaching the time of year where like summer shenanigans come into play. And I know last year you wanted to be a part of like the younger crowd. Oh yes.
Starting point is 01:23:09 If what's happening, we'll be around. Are we doing a pig roast? The pig roasts. I have a date for it. Oh hell yes. Your buddies. Yeah. So if, uh, if you want an invite, I would like to. Or if you're invited to hang out, but I know that was Big Cat. Yeah. I want to go, I want to go to something.
Starting point is 01:23:24 Yeah. All right. So I'll go get a waffle. I'll get a waffle One waffle and then we'll we'll just approve to the P. It's a goodwill waffle. Yeah. Yeah, I like yeah This is like peace talks you want to say yeah, these are these are business how it will be 39 Yeah, we're gonna take we're gonna take some troops off the border We're surely to eat a waffle. It's it's all my fault. He hasn't eaten them. Really? Brandon and I were just complicated on purpose. Text him. Just to put Connor in hell. Delayed again. He is in hell. Yeah. That's the thing though. He could just... Every day when he's like, I could do it this
Starting point is 01:23:58 day. We just come up with reasons why that happens. Oh, okay. Then I'm in for that. Yeah. And we keep kicking it to can down the road just to like... Oh, I didn't know that backstory. I'm 100%... That's the backstory. I want him down the road just to like, Oh, I didn't know that backstory. I'm 100%. That's the backstory. I want him to get really close to do it. Like when they have to abort like a rocket launch.
Starting point is 01:24:10 Yeah. I want the toaster to not work. You can never let him eat these waffles. And that's why we're like calling meetings about like how big we can make this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's, it's all our fault. Oh, perfect.
Starting point is 01:24:20 I'm in for that. That's awesome. Yeah, I don't want him to ever eat these waffles. Cause he, I mean, he is that way where he's like, if you give him the idea that this could be a mega, super fucking huge stream, like his mind just goes crazy. Right, and he doesn't realize that at the end of the day, you're still just eating waffles.
Starting point is 01:24:37 Yeah, so we're just like, oh my God, we could get, we could do this, we could do that, we could get celebrities, we could. I want people on the streets to be like, that was amazing what you did to those waffles. Yeah, this is the could do that we could get yeah Celebrities we could I want people on the streets be like that was amazing when you get to those waffles Yeah, this is the pancake stream that we did we were just like what like we had all these pretty common internet Eat the pancakes honest to God if if Connor just would have never acknowledged it. We probably would have forgot we yeah That's how it works
Starting point is 01:24:59 Yeah, people are coming up to him at bars and stuff now Waffles audience keep doing that yeah, yeah, all right, so now I'm 100% on board on I want him to wake up in his bed With like a severed waffle next It was just you should just like what you should do is like you should eat one waffle for 40 days straight I'm mostly sports right and then yeah on the 40th day be like did you anyone see that I did my 40th waffle Should we let him eat the waffle is about to bring back. No we can't we should like pass it We can't let him taste for it. Yeah, yeah inspect it and drop it on the floor
Starting point is 01:25:36 No, we gotta have everyone take a whoosh like let's all have a bite of the waffle as a team Yeah, and then we'll just make sure that I finished no Yeah, all right cool. Show him how easy it really is yeah He is so neurotic he can't yeah, I love it all right. I enjoyed how he's like The hoops he was jumping. Oh my god. He's in hell I will say I'll do something in Connors favor now because I am putting him in Torture I'm torturing them right now with these waffles. Uh, the star wars, the Mexican star wars murder mystery
Starting point is 01:26:10 that we are going to do for most of us should be a banger. We did it last year for, for star wars day, may 4th, um, which it, it came up because Brandon Brandon last minute got sick for a mostly like the night before show he texted me he's like I don't think I can make it in I'm I feel like shit and I I told Connor like you can just fill in for Brandon and then he texted me off off of our group chat and he was like is there anything you want me to prepare and I was like no just show up and we'll talk about the games that are going on tonight or whatever and then it just got in my head I was like what the fuck could he have possibly prepared? Right. So then I asked him on the
Starting point is 01:26:46 show. Wait, but I was on that one, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He brought it up and he brought it up or he's like, I was like, kind of, what did you mean? Is there anything I could prepare? Like what? Yeah. He's like, well, I had this star Wars murder mystery idea and I was like, what's gotta do now? I was like, well, yeah, we have to do this now. Yeah. So then on May 4th last year we did the star Wars murder mystery. It was like, well, yeah, we have to do this now. So then on May 4th last year, we did the Star Wars Murder Mystery. It was like very in-depth and incredible. And then this year, May 4th is on a Sunday.
Starting point is 01:27:13 So we're not going to do a show. We're not going to go live. So we're going to do it on May 5th, which is obviously Cinco de Mayo. So he is doing Mexican Star Wars. And he's been working on this for months. That's great. And it's going to be incredible. And and I know it will because when he sits down and spends that much time
Starting point is 01:27:30 It works out well, but that's what makes it so funny about this waffle thing is that now he's like fuck This is a massive project. Yeah, that I need to and I have waffles Yeah, and all it is is just eating 40 waffles over in a couple hours. I love it I want him to never eat it'll be boring as fuck Luke your soy de padre Yeah, and all it is is just eating 40 waffles over in a couple hours. I love it I want them to never eat it'll be boring as fuck Luke. You'll soy de padre Yeah, no, I remember it cuz I was yeah, I was filling in for Britain said the idea and I was just like wait What you got to do it? And that's how I got invited to it now I I mean I'm excited to do it again
Starting point is 01:28:09 Excited to put on a mask eight mushrooms for the last one. That's right. I might have to do that again. Yeah I might have to Connor's awesome, but it's a double-edged sword because he will take if you give him a project He will knock it out of the park, but he will also it will it will consume and soon him. Yeah Well, he will kill himself Pouring himself into the project. Yeah for the mostly mostly story live shows that we did like an indie He gave us a script like 20 pages. Yeah, and it was a really in-depth erotica about Like he wrote out every moan and he was like I'm gonna write it out.
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Starting point is 01:29:46 Still in his hand before giving it back. Let me introduce you to not so air Jordan's Gremlin University The a you back where was the top guy of the biggest trolls on the planet? Nothing could have prepared him I like him rolling that not so air Jordan's Gremlin University did at the circuit league Doolin DFW. Sick jerseys too. There were definitely a few guys that really stood out to me in this one. Landon Verdon was dancing like this before driving to the rim doing this to the ball before making a triple and even making one-legged threes that led to him doing cellies like this. Justin Rea jr. was the guy who took someone's phone after dunking which has to be my yeah moment
Starting point is 01:30:26 That's interesting what's happening though real star of the show was future d1 combo guard Jalen Haynes Jalen Haynes has found a unique combination of elite scoring and trolling ability are they good on full display I think like an actual team is like a Harlem Globetrotters type thing where that's your tournament be fun It's yeah, that kids going to be one other son is all right interesting stuff happening in the world of sports. Indeed. I gotta get my son a grill.
Starting point is 01:30:52 You have to. Season's about to begin, I'm behind, I'm fucking up. Sheesh. Yeah, it sucks knowing that I'm gonna get trapped in that shit. You're gonna be buying all kinds of merch Oh, yeah, what were those necklaces baseball players were fighting necklaces pirates are wearing them this season are they yeah, and they're Look at the results
Starting point is 01:31:13 Yeah, they're crushing it So tomorrow we have the draft Steven. Are you ready for this draft? Yes, drop my final mock. Oh, can we see it? Where do you have Cheddar going? final mock oh can we see it where do you have Shader going 19 to the Giants trading up somebody said you have a mistake in it oh Stephen I don't know what the most for picks in made a mistake strip his title no no inaccurate yeah it's it will know this is a it looks outdated So what it says it says LSU on the on the mock I'm confident well on the blog pulp blog Did you edit it?
Starting point is 01:31:56 Yes I've been I've copy and paste all this stuff. So yes, I know will Campbell goes LSU It's correct on the graphic just on the bottom wait show us the blog Sure No Steven, I mean this is why your junior draft analyst some of the people that fucking read my shit because As they correctly call out a mistake just dickheads about it Do you think they're reading it to learn and enjoy do you think they're reading it to find it mistakes? No, it's even has thousands of editors. He doesn't have no way. No everybody's an editor
Starting point is 01:32:33 Everyone's an editor midnight last night's Wikipedia every blog you're up till midnight. Yes All right, here we go All right, here we go. The graphic is correct. It was a copy paste. Tennessee Titans, Cam Ward, Miami. Correct. Good pick. Cleveland Browns, Travis Hunter.
Starting point is 01:32:57 Love it. Oh, okay, you got it right. Yeah, and then check out the graphic at the bottom, which, you know, shot at the ankle. So did you just edit it a second ago? I edited it a minute after it came out ah Remind me Steve is this what you think will happen or this is how you would do it if you were the GM I think it will happen okay. I would not take him word first, okay What would you do if that the one spot with the Titans? But I mean they just have a ton of holes if you could trade down, I'd love to do that.
Starting point is 01:33:25 But probably Abdul Carter. Connor is back. Let's go. All right, so we decided as a team, we're going to all eat the waffle together. So we'll all take a bite. And then you take the last bite showing that you can eat a waffle.
Starting point is 01:33:35 And we're all in this together. Look at it. Let's see the waffle. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, fuck yes. You guys all want a little butter, please? Who's starting we can start wherever you grab a couple more forks Nick. Yeah, I'll take a chunk down here There's take a little piece. Oh smells good Take a little piece. Oh smells good
Starting point is 01:34:12 Thank you, did you use cash only or did you take the mincy perk and use card I use card Oh, there you go. That's a mincy perky goddess. I thought that was just telling them you were for bar still getting it free Menciper Why are you afraid of these again, I'm not afraid that's look we're all gonna show you the fight eat a walk Yeah, oh, yeah, you could chew. It's not part of the Dipping syrup Titus, I don't think Nick can eat a waffle. Yeah See how easy it is it's not scary yeah Che you want a bite? Nick won't be able to eat any no, thanks Thank You Che. It's for the team do my diet encourage him Thank you, Jay. It's for the team, dude.
Starting point is 01:35:02 Come on, Ty. Encourage him. By the way. Eddie here, and I'll leave the last bite for our friend, Connor Griffin. Oh my God. Here, Ed. We'll split this one to Connor.
Starting point is 01:35:18 Yeah, I'll take 39 more. What? What are you doing? That's really good. Mm-hmm All right, thanks man Yeah, please There's no waffle there there is waffle. That's not waffle. It's not waffle You still don't know how to eat a waffle Connor I That's not waffle. You still don't know how to eat a waffle. Connor.
Starting point is 01:35:48 I was good. You guys act like I don't watch every second of the show? What are you talking about? You guys don't think that I was watching the show while I was- Are you sure it was today's show? While I was buying the waffle? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:36:02 We talk waffles a lot. Yeah. I knew what you guys were doing. Probably a year ago today we were we talk waffles a lot. Yeah, I Knew what you guys were doing probably a year ago today. We're talking about waffles. How was your crumb though? It was good Yeah, no, I'll gladly have another 40 Yeah, that was I saw what you guys were planning me. I was watching while I was waiting for you No, it's fucking crazy is that you saw it and somehow Stephen Che didn't fucking Know I'm good. I want my diet Stephen. We talked about it Okay, it's on me then of course he did I was like Stephen you want a bite. He's like no
Starting point is 01:36:40 Yeah, I was watching the show when I was Said what would my bite have make a difference? Yeah, because we all mean Eddie had eat a quarter of the waffle That was a lot. Yeah, there's a $14 waffle by the way. Thank you. You could not eat 40 of those no way It's a go. It's gotta be a yeah Yeah, those $14 they well, I don't know how do we know did you eat that one? No, I didn't eat that one. So when actually you're right you might have to go back and get another one
Starting point is 01:37:17 Because they were just about they were just about to close and they were like dude like why do you want one fucking waffle like It's a long it's a long story It's a long story And he didn't and they I Didn't eat any waffle. I made sure yeah, I was like oh, I feel bad like really really bad I was sweating the whole time I was in there because they were all like the guys like mopping the floor and then they're making Me this waffle and even going to get a waffle is complicated This is a ridiculous Idea to go get this crazy crazy, and I appreciate it more. I also listened to the part where you said no that's not true
Starting point is 01:37:54 That's not true. That's information. I I work on this show. I have to watch every second That was privileged information so I see what you guys say right get on the record Yeah, literally you have to legally strike it from the record. All right, I take it back Okay, winner. So when you do in the stream then jokes aside, I Like the Brandon's out Friday. Yeah, I like that within ten days. So a day next week that was kind of like floating You can not under days. I like I like that within 10 days, so a day next week. That was kind of like floating. It could be 100 days. I like a day.
Starting point is 01:38:27 Nah, I don't think so. Next week's pretty packed. Yeah. Because we have the Star Wars. Yeah. We do have the Star Wars. So I don't know if we should do next week. That seems like recording the Star Wars.
Starting point is 01:38:37 Yeah, can we make that official? Can we say that publicly that we are? I think we already did. I thought you listened to the show. Well, I wanted to. We are pre are pre recording this year because we're not gonna be able to all be together are you on the draft show tomorrow you have a role as of right now no why don't you have a waffle per pick that would be 32 that's pretty funny but then it would be it's a good point that's a really good
Starting point is 01:39:02 idea no it is a good point Guess who's gonna be there Brandon yes, but if we're if we're trying to do it as a way of getting subs for mostly sports So we're a big shirt says subscribe to mostly subscribe. You know what brain will be here tomorrow Let's have a meeting after the act. We'll talk about it. We'll figure out a plan all right, okay? What if we did it like in between yeah, I can draft Maybe sure that would never work. You don't think it would work Yeah, that's enough time because what happens if you're on waffle 38 is the draft starting and now all of a sudden people don't know Which one to watch? That you like the idea of having it there being an overflow show. That was like
Starting point is 01:39:45 my original idea of mostly sports being the end. Like if you have the overflow being the draft that you have to just he's on waffle 35. He's in the back behind Gruden just eating waffles. Yeah. You do all afternoon on mostly sports. Okay. Can you start on the yak? Yeah. Or start and then we'll kick everyone do it from the yak to mostly sports Okay, we can make it stream You could start on mostly sports and then kick it to the yak and then kick it back to the mostly sports Yeah, or we'll start off there the act He would eat him leading up to the draft it would kick to the draft show yeah, you could eat him on the draft show
Starting point is 01:40:25 Yeah, yeah, and then there's overflow overflow from that They could kick to a late stream and Connor would you be willing to up the stakes? Sure, what do you take a round of the draft you pull a number out of the hat if that pick gets traded none of it counts I Love that I would do that yeah, I love that okay If I mean there's a really good chance the Giants are gonna trade Oh, it's like what are they third side to make it exciting their third right the Giants of the third pick if they yeah That would be that'd be a nightmare, but
Starting point is 01:40:57 Yeah, I would do that so one through thirty two hat that if that pick gets traded For nothing yeah, I also I have the calves in our NBA pancake bet. You guys have some genius. I have to eat 40 pancakes and calves with it. Who is the head of your creative? Walt Jr.? Taint. Okay, yeah. So yeah. But I like that idea. That's a good idea, Nick.
Starting point is 01:41:23 It adds a lingering thing to the stream. So yeah, well we'll fuck it. Yeah, we could do it tomorrow Okay Also this chair makes it sound like I'm farting the entire it just keeps squeaking. I so wait. What was the plan? Talk about okay, you're now are you gonna start on mostly sports tomorrow? Yeah Okay, you're now you're gonna start on mostly sports tomorrow Yeah Technically we could talk about how to pull it off, but yeah, it would it would be I don't think it's that hard We'll technically pull it off. We got to talk that I'm out after the act tomorrow. I'm flying okay. Oh, we got to talk who's Tomorrow we can do it next week that could work. Do you like Wednesday? I?
Starting point is 01:42:03 Hate this entire thing Yeah, let's put it. Let's let's do it. That was a good idea for the monster tomorrow, but we'll figure it out We'll figure it out Connor. All right, we figured out well the waffles in April There I mean if we're being totally honest like when I think waffles that's like a December Honest like when I think waffles that's like a December type rights meal So maybe we wait you did at least you proved you're not scared of the waffles. Yeah Yeah, all right, okay. Thanks. Well. I appreciate you guys. Love you guys, and we'll see each other soon for waffles Yeah, man. What was that goodbye that felt like a forever? That was a note what the fuck I just you know There's there's been a lot of razzin a lot of you know pull me in different directions
Starting point is 01:42:51 And I just want to say you know hey, I love you guys, and I enjoy Connor's just hanging from mostly sports He really should just take the power back and just yeah But like seriously if he if tomorrow if you start mostly sports, and he's just sitting there eating waffles What do you guys you guys can't stop our move? Yeah? He can he can totally flip it on He doesn't know he's in charge. I don't want him to but he could could fucking with him aside though waffle meetings are a good thing Yeah, yeah, in fact. let's do that once a week Waffles weekly oh
Starting point is 01:43:30 Man I mean we just like mapped out exactly what he could do tomorrow. I don't know if it'll just It just doesn't make sense At one point he said we could technically talk about it tomorrow. Yeah, that that is the biggest non-answer Big cat and Titus you guys were asked Nikki smokes trivia to the today. Yeah, that's pretty good I will say smokes might have a hit on his hands. He has endless to pull from I think he might have a hit on His hands. Can you say what the question was or we got to wait for it? Put the video out All right, it's time to play hate libs
Starting point is 01:44:03 I'm gonna go around the office and ask my co-workers to fill in the blanks on a hate comment that I got and we'll see who could get it right Nikki smokes is a Douchebag person a piece of shit and a cocksucker who has zero redeeming qualities. You got one there you go zero zero Yeah You got one, there you go. Zero? Zero, yeah. Nicky Smokes is a bad person, a douchebag, and a needle dick who has zero redemptive qualities. You got the last one right.
Starting point is 01:44:40 Zero, yeah. You got the last one right. Nicky Smokes is a brainhead. Unbelievable legs. One person. Yeah. It can can last forever a loser and a freak and we'll all have fun participating that's right this is the other thing is I could do this every day oh my god yes I might have broke this original comment it was that you know a lunatic and a womanizer a million redemptive qualities
Starting point is 01:45:08 Wow. Nikki smokes is a **** A **** idiot a donut who has a zero redemptive quality Nikki smokes is a shitty person a motherfucker and a pussy who has zero redemptive qualities. Nikki Smokes is a shitty person, a motherfucker and a pussy who has zero redemptive qualities.
Starting point is 01:45:28 There you go, you got the last one right? What's the actual answer? I think he has it in the comments. Hmm. Could I see the actual answer? Do you think he knows hate libs? Yeah, I don't think I know the medical term. Answer key, terrible, narcissist, moron, zero.
Starting point is 01:45:41 Yup. That worked. Alright. He's on to something. That'll do. Narcissism or on zero yep That works all right That'll do well it was redemptive redemptive quality, so it couldn't have been had to be zero has to be ten row yeah One very few imagine a hate comment. That's like he has seven redemptive quality. That's all guys got seven redemptive qualities Yeah, I think that I mean he's got a good idea you think Rico found who is replacement was yet we never got the and saw you got a
Starting point is 01:46:10 warm up don't you on it's a mess back that I try to try to find it yeah and I it's that they stacked all the stuff up like vertically back here it's a Kobe used to shoot in the gym with the lights out that's true yeah Hey, Kobe used to shoot in the gym with the lights out. That's true Yeah, all right, I do the last read I'm gonna give it a wall a background on his phone I saw today I was looking over her shoulder Is just Kobe but not like just like in a suit and tie Might be got he's got copter Kobe on there. Yeah, not even in a uniform Kobe
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Starting point is 01:49:23 nope all right wait wait Zah I'll tell you where to place it so we can get a good view. Go to the back to that camera TJ. You want to move the nuts? Yeah. Uh oh. All right. Oh, that's good. That's good. Perfect. Yeah. Oh, this is good setup One of these days I want to set up have you ever heard of Philly stones league it's like bocce meets mini golf no it's like No, keep going. It's like 18 holes of bocce Through others like obstacles and different like whoa It's I played a couple times and it is so much fucking fun and you could set up a course like anywhere Sounds sweet Luke move that red bucket. Oh, it's over Move that red bucket day of the playoffs that red bucket move it. Oh
Starting point is 01:50:13 Look it's looking at any yeah, he's Oh I found I found something that I might actually buy I was actually looking at prices for it Have you guys ever heard of feather bowling? No, but I'm listening. Yeah, we're we'll find feather bowling and we'll show it after this game of body. We go All right saw there we go saw He had to his eyesight might not that might be that's yeah That might be the issue.
Starting point is 01:50:50 Wow, what a throw wow This could be bad for Zadis could fuck him up. Yeah, that ball's gonna come roll in the studio now Come on I love the setup. Oh wait a little my little much muscle. Oh no He's unraveling this is bad. Does he go again? Oh, it's when you're closest you you you don't have to go yep It's locked in Come on could be good Danny go play him. We got it. We will all play him till he gets a win. Yeah We'll all play it till you get a win. Someone's got a oh
Starting point is 01:51:40 No, he's gonna get all the points This is bad. I've not been watching any sports. How are the basketball playoffs and hockey playoffs? Good. Are they good? Yeah. The basketball playoffs are four of the eight series suck, and then the other four are very good.
Starting point is 01:52:00 Okay. I'm not a sports person, but I happen to walk downstairs when a chunk of the game Timberwolves Lakers was playing last night Yeah, what a sloppy mess wait? Wait it find it find it on um it's not like there's a tabletop version That I was gonna buy yeah, this is it this is it Wait that didn't that wasn't great Belgium feather bowling. I love it. I need to know what it is love it. It's fucking Hold on. Oh here. We go. Yeah, look at this
Starting point is 01:52:33 And you roll it and then there's a feather that you got to try to get it closest to a feather look Here's the feather wait wait what a throw That might have been an incredible throw There's the feather. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Can you find tabletop feather bowling? No, that might have been it right there where I might get this how did you find it? I just it was in my algorithm No, that's not I don't watch that though Have you seen the one where like the sparks fly up you throw the rock and it hits the other thing and like You know you got a hit because we think Danny beating him. Yeah. Oh no Good oh no
Starting point is 01:53:39 My god Nick you're up next yeah, I'll be good. I also found out Nick's good at Pachi. I was in a league I'm not good. Yeah, but you told me yeah, you play next. Yeah, I'll be good. I also found out Nick's good at Pachi. I was in the league. I'm not good Yeah, but you told me yeah, you play though. Oh, yeah I've Won the Wheeling Italian Fest. Yeah, that's right. There was a big that's how I made friends when I moved back to New York For Barstool was the indoor bowling league in Astoria great folks We need a bubble hockey in here
Starting point is 01:54:03 Bubble hockey. I love it. I love a little knock hockey action too. Which one is that? How many points do you get Danny? One. Beat him nonetheless. Alright. If we all beat him I don't know if he'll get points.
Starting point is 01:54:19 Yeah you can't count. This is bad. This could be good though because he said he wants to just... You want to make him not care if we beat him down hard enough now. Yeah, like exposure therapy. You see the worst case scenario. You don't have to be scared of it now. Oh, there we go. You got it, TJ. Yeah, look. These are the tabletop feather bowlings. So I might end up getting this. Yeah. Because we could easily playop feather bowlings. So I might end up getting this. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:45 Because we could easily play some feather bowling. This looks cool. What happened to the train? Oh, I don't know. It's in there somewhere. I think mini golf forced them to shove everything in that back corner. Is there anything on your remaining wish list for the office? I still need to get the soft serve ice cream.
Starting point is 01:55:06 Yeah, I'm I think I think with the arrival of Zach, it's going to be a very real possibility because it really hasn't been like buying it. It's it's finding someone whose job is to take care of to maintain. But dude imagine if we just had soft serve. Oh no, Zaz, Zaz, ooh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:55:26 Oh. Zaz winning. Oh, he won, all right. He won. Here we go, Zaz. Here we go, Zaz. All right, Zaz. Little confidence.
Starting point is 01:55:33 Wait, he could fuck it up. He's ready, baby. Oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God. There's no way he can mess this up We could easily do a patch according to backyard. Oh, yeah, I don't know why we don't do that with clay. Yeah, be awesome There he goes
Starting point is 01:56:05 Fuck yeah that back all right made for Pachi. Yeah I think chaps does woodworking. He can make the box the court. Yeah Sorry Nick, sorry Nick No, he destroyed me fast court real fast Saw Fast court real fast saw Yes What I know in your last one yeah, I don't know what's that done. I don't know what that's done I don't know if I feel good. I don't know if I how can you not feel good I? Don't know man. No. I feel good. I feel there. We go was falling out good my my my pinky was was holding up
Starting point is 01:56:43 That was a problem last week Happens tires. I'm pinky man. It goes goes this way Sorry you guys are gonna try today in your game We have to so that our our one actually now stay away from this one picket why if there's just not too much We're somewhat safe if we do win this one today. I think we're good for second and The middle one the next one the next one. He's not gonna do anything the Bournemouth one got it. Yeah Got it. Oh, what is this bowls? What it says I get tagged in this like once a week this clip clip I've seen before. This is not feather bowling, but it seems very similar.
Starting point is 01:57:36 Oh, this is awesome. I feel like I've seen this clip. This is unreal. It's a beautiful shot. No way. This looks a lot like bocce. This is just bocce. I don't think the ball is round. What? It is just botches. I don't think the ball is What oh The ball is like what looks like looks like the cheese will Right throw what a stud Question is could we just get those balls that wouldn't harm the corks we could just play on the court. I mean we could use there's got to be a way to use the mini golf things. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:58:15 It could make a court in the back. Yeah. Yeah. That backyard. Detroit is the only place you could do this. Hi my name is Michael John. I'm the president of the Kaju Feather Bowling Club. This has got to be like Wisconsin. Hi, my name is Michael John. I'm the president of the Kaju feather bowling club
Starting point is 01:58:33 I'm Ron DeVos one of the owners of the cage a cafe It's been in my family since night. He's intimidating I love these guys because they basically play a sport that's so niche. They're just the best in the world Yeah, they're like my life is going to be having a bar. Oh waffle maker. There it is. Yeah well we don't know he's never gonna do it. No that's good to know that we have that though. Ed do you want a road bowl with me? I would love to. Thank you. Yeah. Irish road bowling. I've talked about it on here. You get a cannonball and you go up to the top of like a mountain and it's on the road and you roll a cannonball and you go up to the top of a mountain and it's on the road and you roll the cannonball
Starting point is 01:59:07 and you mark where it goes off the road and the least amount of throws to get down the mountain. Oh, Kanz used to play that. Yeah, it's very fun. It looked awesome. Roadballing. I used to do that every year too. Is this at the Italian Fest as well?
Starting point is 01:59:21 No, this is just another event, but I think it might be the biggest in North America. Oh, really? Yeah. People cheat all the time though. No, this is just another event, but I think it's might be the biggest in North America. Oh, yeah People cheat all the time though How do they even figure it out with all these people? Yeah, it's it's so fucking fun Tommy the hammered Sullivan delivers rocket to regain his lead in the 2024. No, we go do a video on it You can cut across roads by throwing if there's a sharp turn, but it's a cannonball Throwing savage stuff This is awesome sports are great. Yeah
Starting point is 02:00:03 This is awesome sports are great. Yeah Total stake $100,000 shit Look at the crowd. That's all the crowd has to fuck that up. Yeah, how's it not? You got to get out of the way that's kind of how football used to be they didn't they didn't have stadiums and shit Yeah, like walk up. It was a football game going on watch. Yeah, let's see the Packers Yeah, see the old here watch the Packers. Yeah, the old golf clips people used to dive at the hole to get the winners Oh, yeah It's better that way times man now we got fucking emojis on jerseys come on. Let's be like that again, so we need All right TJ you want to spin the wheel
Starting point is 02:00:49 Update on Rico the search continues, okay? We're never gonna get to the bottom of this Pete sucks this job We all know it when is that thing Nick I'll look it up. It's uh, on that. We all know it. When is that thing? Nick? I'll look it up. It's a jimmer for debt retired from basketball. We're getting old man. Jesus. Oh, that's so funny. What? You got to get that ball. September.
Starting point is 02:01:30 Mm hmm. Is when the big one in the U.S.? Where is it? Wheeling. That's going to rock. I might want to go to that. Yeah. Good. There's a beer cart and then you take a hayride up the top of the hill I went to like where the masters of mini golf was where's that Dana's in Myrtle Beach? Oh, yeah That means that guy I was like, oh I like that girl. She's won three years in a row. Not this year. She's pregnant Oh, yeah, that's right
Starting point is 02:01:59 When you're pregnant, oh, yeah, I was trying to find the clip the guy was incredible pregnant foot golf Oh, yeah, I was trying to find the clip the guy that credible Foot golf Is that what is that we had like the best foot golf player in the world? Oh? Yeah, this show yeah, yeah remember the guy who can uh kicks it kicks the mini golf with his foot. Yeah We should bring back hacky sack We did use the yo-yo guy the oh, yeah He finally got discovered by the general public no way he's had a couple real bangers that have blown up which means Yeah
Starting point is 02:02:36 Also, I am I got it like a healthy stack of fellas. Oh, we should do a fellow soon I've got like a stockpile now that I'm itching to maybe two weeks two weeks fellow Friday I think people are Brandon's out Friday This yeah and Connor could be doing like we basically can't plan anything because any of those days Connor could be a waffles So okay, it's kind of holding up. He's Aaron Rodgers of bar so that's exactly right. Yeah, yeah All plans are on hold if we need to know if we need to find another waffle here. Yeah. Because we have fucking nobody right now.
Starting point is 02:03:08 That's probably why Stefan's so stressed. You ask him to do something, he's like, that could be Waffle Day. Yeah. Fucking A, man. It's true. It's a domino effect. My man, Mathias.
Starting point is 02:03:24 Woo hoo! Fuck, I kicked your ass. Oh! Love it. my man Mathias yeah he's switching it up a little bit now but yeah people finally he's finally getting the attention he deserves oh shit oh damn Oh shit. Oh damn mm-hmm My first weekend in Chicago that this dude came up to be at a bar. He's like are you Donnie Mathias? That's how it started yeah, I was like nah man. He's like don't fuck with me like I'm not Donnie Mathias And then Donnie Mathias DM me and said ooh, I don't know where he's I don't know where he's gonna go with it still Right. Yeah, look at him. Look at him go. Oh Man yeah wheel. Yeah, let's wheel it Donnie. Let's wheel it
Starting point is 02:04:18 Did you find a pen pal? Yeah, we're pretty close now No Yeah, we're pretty close now. Oh my god. No! No way. Flemingen office. Dude, we've had this... We should probably save it for tomorrow. No, we got Connor. Lucas.
Starting point is 02:04:38 Tomorrow's waffles. Jack McCarthy. Rico. Does Rico count eat Hank come here. We got a question about the waffles Have you heard about Connors waffle stream? Are you got a row or an or d waffles and we got to do the planning of it and we can't figure it out and Yep, Hank's on the wheel. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Lucas Connor and then us McCarthy McCarthy
Starting point is 02:05:31 It's not going to be it's not going to be us. It's probably be Hank for what we'll yeah Oh, I love that attitude. I Don't like the flower thing What the fuck what did you just say I don't that that doesn't I'd rather do a wet wheel than that. That's crazy Flower thing is the best It's not that bad in Antique Talking about a fuck ton of flower fuck ton of flower you don't like interesting tightest you getting ready It's always it's it's going to be me. Yeah, it's going to be me. It's guaranteed what already yeah, yeah, that's why we had you sit down
Starting point is 02:06:11 You were acting so cool. Yeah, we wanted to add a person is now yeah Yeah, you know you got to plan a waffle stream. That's kind of where yeah, I did I lured you in with the waffle stream gets him every time I Thought you did why hasn't he done it? It's a it's a whole story. It's God the wheel loves the whole thing Hey Frank Hey How the devil's doing I? Say Frank's hey all the time You see what's up, hey, I have a walk with them tomorrow morning. Oh, yeah, I'm trying
Starting point is 02:06:45 I got to get home get my rest That's big time Did you pick the spot? No? No God? No? I don't have that power It's gonna be you Titus Adios to you Titus we already get no no you're still there Hank oh We got to get no no you're still there Hank oh Wait no you're off. Oh, you're good Hank. We land on Hank or is it move hey gone? No, we'll I think wait. Did you not have Hank on I'll let me first Tj. Oh Tj. Tj. Tj. Tj. Tj. Tj is a naughty boy I'm not mad. I can't be mad at you T. TJ's a naughty boy. Oh, man.
Starting point is 02:07:25 I'm not mad. I can't be mad at you, TJ. I love you, dude. Yes, we have to start that again. Oh. Take back your phone. But none of us were off, so. Yeah, I regret.
Starting point is 02:07:34 Oh, Kate, that's right. And I did notice Kate say, let's just do it tomorrow. That was interesting. That was tough. Where are you going tomorrow, Kate? I can't go. Oh. Perhaps. Mexico action. 6 AM flight. Where you going?
Starting point is 02:07:47 Mexico action 6 a.m. Flight six am flight. I like it though. No traffic. No wait. Oh, it's just so it just you're not gonna feel normal Pose where the airport sneaky packed yes And also it won't be like crazy lines, but there's always more people than you expect I hope the coffee shops are open because the flight boards at like five something All right Hanks on good we got everyone Oh That's see this is yes there you go Nick fine everybody's on there everybody's on there, okay, that's lucky for me. Yeah Come on. Oh Good job Man you're so close come on oh
Starting point is 02:08:54 I don't like the wheels on that side right now of all the other guys heavy. I just missed my shot Yeah, that was your one shot Yeah, no look how far you are and the part of Brandon Walker is being played by Hank today now it's real hilarious it's funny every time it's just very funny when Brandon picks and chooses what bits are funny. Yes. Eddie, have you ever gotten wet?
Starting point is 02:09:30 No. Wow! Dry boy. This bit is played out. 3,925. You see Brandon's tweet about the Dukes funeral yesterday? No. What'd he say?
Starting point is 02:09:44 He was just like, come on guys really I couldn't tell if he was actually mad or if he was bit mad but he he was the number one hater of the Britain yeah he hated that we got a coffin he didn't get in it yeah but like now it's higher odds of hitting you that's got to be a really oh, it's gonna be me I didn't want to say this, but I've never been wet either No, I'm off. I made sure not to jinx myself. I got a result. We can't have this before the bocce match Right past Hank There you go Titus way to go Right past Hank They go tightest Way to go
Starting point is 02:10:28 Hank Rude is the highest odds. It'll be you so far See man. Oh, thank the only person to get wet in his own shower. Oh Yeah, yeah, what all right Hank? Well got what at home once yeah, I did Man, you could piss you did you did come in here and have a very calm attitude of like, who cares? At least I don't have to get antiques. You get antiques instead.
Starting point is 02:10:52 What, a 4-0? I piss myself? Yeah. Or you can eat 17 waffles. No, I got one brewing. I could make that happen. Piss? Brewing?
Starting point is 02:11:03 Oh. You're good. That's piss. You're good. You don't have to Piss. Oh, you're good. You're good. You don't have to piss yourself. This does not bode well for Pachi. Oh no. It is, okay. We need to win for 1-1.
Starting point is 02:11:16 That's all. I'm feeling this is going seven. This is, it's. I think this is going seven. You think? I think this is going four for Zah right here. Four in a row. I think this is going so you think I think this is going for sad right here I think we're in a row in seven. I died I died I come up come up. Yeah Come on two ones are good How we feel ah
Starting point is 02:11:36 Sorry, I worry once it gets to three Sit sit sit sit no way Oh It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it Come on Hank, win this one and then you know, game seven anything can happen. Fight! Just win this one. Fight! Call the seven. Fight! Seven!
Starting point is 02:12:12 Call the seven! That means you both have to come. Oh my. You could either mutually bust. Alright here we go. You got some slides? Get! Mahalo brother.
Starting point is 02:12:23 Get! Oh no Hank. My hamies! Oh! Over. Get it. Get it. Get it. Mahalo, brother. Get it. Oh no, Hank. Bye, my haties. Oh, overcooked it. He came in so cool with his toothpick. I don't care. Is this the first time we've ever trapped someone successfully? Yes. I don't think we've ever had someone sit down like this and then got them.
Starting point is 02:12:40 Yeah, I don't think Max ever had. Yeah. Had to go in. Or just go to the shower. Yeah, just get wet think Max ever had. Yeah. Had to go in. So what do I do? Go to the shower? Yeah, just get wet. Just get wet. Is that right?
Starting point is 02:12:47 It's pretty simple. Yeah. It's tough. It's funny, right? Yeah, it's funny, dude. There he goes, man. Wet man walking. Oh.
Starting point is 02:12:58 Boy. Good. Hey, good for us. Yeah, great for us. We finally did it. It had taken so long for us to trap someone. We finally fucking did it. There he goes. And he wasn't even in the wheel the first time.
Starting point is 02:13:13 Yeah. He almost got away with it, too. He's going to be so wet, I can't even picture it. Funny every time who's got the most wets of all time. I feel like TJ. I mean KB just from the first Yeah, Kyle's still wet from that What's going on with the wheel? We've gotten wet like four times in the last? Three weeks we haven't hit a reset spring shower. We did just oh, yeah We've been hitting it or around it like Penn Palace right next to it Wheels been hot
Starting point is 02:13:52 You got wet Eddie no wow no I think All the times I've been on it's hit three times or twice. Wow Wow good for you Wow survivor Any have you ever won a bocce? Wow Wow good for you Wow Viber Any have you ever won a bocce? League like is this a yearly thing for you or no yeah, no we don't really win our best There you go Zod no pressure We went ten and four one year, and then we we took took second but we made it to like the whole like league playoffs.
Starting point is 02:14:27 Was it the same guys? How deep did you make in the playoffs? We lost in the first round. As a two seed? Well our league night two seed. It's like every night gets together. So how many teams are in the playoffs tonight? There are 16. And how many are in the playoffs tonight? There are 16 and how many are in your league so they're 16 per night oh
Starting point is 02:14:49 So then that like that's like the second playoffs. That's like the king wait So did you win your league night playoffs league night playoffs who took second? Yeah, so that was a close through camp But yeah, and then like the big time tournament. We lost first round you won playoff games in your league now. Yes, yes, we have. Got it. There's some old really good Italians, man. Oh, yeah. There's something else.
Starting point is 02:15:11 Look at the guy who wins every tournament. I post a picture of him. He's just all business. Do any fights ever break out? I feel like... Yeah, there's this one kid who's kind of a hard-on. We threw his chair before. Ooh.
Starting point is 02:15:22 Young kid? Yeah. Wow. Any of the old guys like tell him like, hey, buddy, not here. Well, the old guys got tempers to there's this one old guy who just shows up every day and just tries to catch up and like, like sub in on a team. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:15:36 Does he get is he successful? Sometimes. That's hilarious. I see that sometimes softball. Just like wait for someone to show up to a field and just like anyone need anyone in a guy That's love the game. Yeah You should do that now. I know you have your own team, but yeah Do you think we're gonna get read out TJ?? Yeah, from my experience they call it pretty quick. So when is that gonna happen?
Starting point is 02:16:08 Like, I'm actually surprised that they haven't. So we might be okay. We might be okay. Oh my god! He's so wet! He's so wet! Oh look at him. Oh look at his jeans! Get out of here! Oh, he loves you! He's so wet!
Starting point is 02:16:26 And? Alright, we'll see everyone tomorrow! It's the act! Get your straws, yeah, style a stage, put a wall, it's the act! It's the act! It's the act! Yes, diamond talk shop, we're doing Yankee Slop, it's the act! It's the action!

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