The Yak - A Soaking Wet Dave Portnoy Joins The Show | The Yak 3-10-22

Episode Date: March 10, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello! Hello, Yak! All right. Hello. Hello. Hello, Yak. All right, so we're going to be – it's a 45-minute Yak today because we've got March Madness streams. We're just going to talk faster, though.

You're going to get the exact same amount of Yak content. We're just going to power it through. Mike brought lunch. Speed run. Mike, Mike, Mike. Sit in, please, Mike. Please, Mike. Sit.

I insist. I insist, Mike. What is it? We had them on the plane. Oh, those are those ones? Yes. Sit. I insist. I insist, Mike. What is it? Don't talk to the mic. We had him on the plane. Oh, those are those ones? Yes. Oh, my God.

What's the name of them? Drop his name. It's nice to have a guy with a food plug on Staten Island. The name of the place? Yeah. Artisan Bakery. Artisan Bakery. Delicious.

Yes. Stop, Mike. You make me feel so good. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike.

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Truly the man. Rob Mike. The moves he pulled at that fitness place for my meet and greet were breathtaking. Yeah, he had us moving like you were the president. He was going to go to war for me. You didn't go to that. He did go. Rudy was there.

Yeah, huh? He did go. He's just your accomplice. Yeah, huh? No, he went. He went. He did go. Rudy was there. Yeah, huh? He did go. He's just your accomplice. Yeah, huh? No, he went. He went. He went. He absolutely went.

And Mike. What's he's name? What's the other guy's name? The other gentleman? Anthony. And what's the other guy? Pat, right?

Mike, Anthony, Danny. Yeah, Pat's right there. That's Patty. Ricky, Tommy, Terry. Oh. I'm referencing movie reference. Harry from Staten Island. Whoa.

Oh, no, that's not movies. That's not movie referencing. Nah. Relax there, champ. Congratulations to Brandon. Oh, yo. Congrats to Brandon. Announcement.

Scared me with that announcement. Thank you. I thought you were going to have an amputation. What up? Brandon re-signed. I signed a new three-year deal with Brandon. Three years, $14 million. Holy fuck, Brandon.

Would you spread around the money if you... I got that kind of back? Yes. How so? Like handing $100 bills to your best friends? Yeah, I'd probably start buying the Lomo Saltados for the boys. How much of your new contract would you say is

due to the fact that Mincy got hired? 0.0. I don't even want to play that fucking game. No, I think there's at least about 50%. Every hero needs a heel. Of course. He needs a pop. Was Batman just fighting in the city against nobody?

I think that's actually, I was talking to Erica and Dave, and they're like, we're going to re-sign Brandon because Mincy finally put him over the top. Well, then thank you, man. I appreciate that. All right, there we go. Thank you, Mincy, for Brandon's new contract. I mean, we got to have the annual egging of Brandon Walker on Thanksgiving.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's coming up. I didn't know what to do. I was going to announce it. I didn't know if I should tweet it, do a video or whatever, and then Tommy was just standing there last night. At your home? At my home. Yeah, right. I didn't see you here. Tommy, you're just standing there.

I just happened to be there. I was like, okay, I'll just let Tommy do it, and it was, of course, the best thing that I could have done because Tommy's the best. Tommy's a star. I'm fascinated by your basement. Is that your basement?

That's my basement, yeah. How many dead bodies? None, yeah. You haven't peeled back the wood, though. There's probably something caked up all over there. Oh, there could be something in there, yeah. There could be something,

but I love that basement. I spend most of my time there. Hey, everybody, what's up? My dad's just signed a new contract a new three-year contract to the moon to the way he broke up barstool was so in bar our stool the thing about it is i feel bad nobody um i woke him up to do it he was asleep he wasn't just standing no i wouldn't got him i wouldn't got him out of his bed. I had to shake him. You were standing there when you forcibly removed him and placed him vertically.

I had to shake him a little bit. I had to promise him that I would get him a video game so he would do it. That's me. Yeah, you better get him a bunch of video games. You can afford a ton of video games now, Brandon. And then pretty soon he'll be talking You bought him a video game Then you brought him to grab a goal

Shoot He's a Jersey boy I don't know about that Frank Valley Frank, you told me yesterday that you had a joke Oh boy For the Yak Are we ready for it?

Or should we wait? I have a joke, yes Should we wait? No, we can do it, or should we wait? I have a joke, yes. Should we wait? No, we can do it right now. What is it about? Because maybe we could work our way into a conversation. What do you want us to do to set it up? Yeah, right.

It's about beverages in a Midwestern state. Okay. Okay, all right. So I was in Madison last week. I was drinking hot cow, yep, which you can only get in Wisconsin. They actually have on the border they'll do bus on a Minnesota bar

will be serving Spotted Cow. They'll bust it up. They'll go in and raid it. I'm sure Minnesota, Iowa know they do. They do. They go in and they're like, this is illegal. You can't be selling it. You're right, Brandon. I love a good Nebraska beverage.

Yeah. I'm always craving liquids in South Dakota. Or, you know, like maybe some Ohio, whatever. Michigan probably has good drinks. Yeah, they do. Frank? Anything? Well, you know, when you go to the Twin Cities, you cannot buy a large Coca-Cola at McDonald's.

What? What in the world? That's not American. That's crazy. You know why? Why? Because it's Minnesota. That's actually good. That's a fucking good one, Frank. Oh, fuck yes. Can we get the monkey, please?

There he is. Where's the weight? When did you come up with that? That one's great. I was just thinking about it this weekend. Like Minnesota, sodas, mini. Did you run napkins? You jacked that?

Did you bite that? Uh-oh. I didn't take it. All right. All right. But it's probably kind of a dad joke, so it might be like one of those jokes that's like out in Easter for many years. I like that joke a lot. It's good.

That's one of my favorites you've done, to be honest. I like it. And you're not disparaging anyone. You're not using crude language. You're not sexualizing anything. But it is kind of because of the kind of liberal state that's overtaken all of Minneapolis area over the last couple years. It's basically...

They tell you you can't have a large soda because it's going to be bad for you. That's what I thought you were getting at. You know, they actually tried to do that in New York. Yeah? Yeah, de Blasio, right? No, Bloomberg. Bloomberg. Fucking Big B. Yeah, Bloomberg who basically wanted to... is the reason why you don't have any salt anywhere in New York.

Is that true? There's no salt? Yeah. Impossible to find. It's hard to find salt. That's why if ever I go to a place and I see a thing of salt packets, I stuff them in my pockets and make sure. I like this, Frank. This is my favorite part about Frank is he gets a fact and he holds on to it forever.

Remember the person who went to the dentist and got AIDS? Yes. His retention is incredible. He saw that on a news station in 2005. He's just been saying that to people since. There is no salt ban in New York. Bloomberg tried to. Yeah, right, but it doesn't exist.

And he also tried to cap things that the beverages. Noticizes. 12 ounces. Yeah, right, but it doesn't exist. And he also tried to cap things that the beverages. Noticizes. 12 ounces. Yeah. That would be a large. Either worked, right? The beverage thing he tried to pass, and then the beverage industry basically sued,

and he basically told them, no, you don't have the right to do that. Got it. Huh. What a fucking G. Should it just be like no more soda for anyone more big sodas yeah yeah yeah you just see someone uh with the with the spoon uh sizzling up the heroin and next to the guy would have been uh drinking a big gulp and then you would have seen

the police surround the guy in a big gulp and throw him down to the ground yeah max i'd rather have no soda than no salt though yeah. Yeah, salt is a must. Salt is colossal. You can't not have salt. Are you saying loose salt or salt in things? Because I could go without loose salt, I think. I don't need loose salt. What happens, though, when it snows? It's icy.

Isn't all salt loose salt until it's applied to the meal? No, it starts as a salt rock. And it becomes loose. You don't buy the rock. You buy loose salt. It doesn't start as loose salt. I'm saying like a salty snack, would Doritos

be banned because there's salt in them? Or would just... You haven't heard of the police, don't you? The band of police. Sting? Yeah. I thought we were going to do an ACAB bit right here. No douchebags. Mike just got us in.

They were working on song lyrics, and one day it was snowy, and Sting slipped and fell. And he was upset, and he says, you know what we need? Some rock songs. All right, so that was a heat check. That was a heat check. Which is nearly necessary. That was not a good one. Yeah, find your range.

Made one three, and then he pulled up from half court. Who is this? Like, I got this. That's ruining the game. Watch out, everyone. Get me the ball. Yeah, from the logo. No douchebag shit, though, KB?

What were you about to say? Could humans survive without salt? I think we have to have a big shot at salt. No, actually, I don't want to say dickhead shit. I just want to know. Goats crave salt like crazy. Really? Goats crave everything, though.

If you're in the mountains and you go pee, a lot of the times if you pee on a rock or something and there's goats nearby, they will come to that rock and start licking the rock to get the salt from your piss. That's gross. Whoa. Some freak shit. Yeah. That's some freak shit. Yeah. Goats are freaky like that, dude. So I'm trying to figure out if from your piss. That's gross. Whoa. That's some freak shit. That's some freak shit.

Yeah, goats are freaky like that, dude. So I'm trying to figure out if we need salt. Are there other animals that don't have access to salt that survive? Are there mammals that really don't get to get any type of salt in their life? Well, salt is not too kind to slugs. Yeah, that's true. What about Salt Bae? That's known.

Yes. Salt Bae is the's known. Oh, yes. Salt Bae is the... He's brought back salt single-handedly. Yeah. After Bloomberg tried to ruin salt, Salt Bae came as the hero, not that we wanted, but the one we needed.

Didn't he get canceled for something? I think everyone just collectively realized how ridiculous it is. Yeah. And I think he's just pouring salt on meat. Yeah. He's running a huge rack. He was pouring it with style. Yeah. And I think he's just pouring salt on meat. Yeah. He's running a huge rack. He was pouring it with style.

Yeah. I think he's like a eight-figure type of fellow. Oh, yeah. Oh, big time. He owns restaurants. He has several throughout the U.S. and maybe internationally.

He sells gold. He makes people eat gold plates. Yeah, people show up under the pretense that he will be there sprinkling their steak with salt, but he's not there ever. I would never let him.

How many feeds the men? I would never let him. Oh, that's why. He has lookalikes. Yeah. Just do it for him. Those are the ones that sexually harass people. Yes.

That's how he got canceled. You said you'd never let him do that salt on your food? Hell no, bro. I would. I'm not letting some other dude pour salt on my food. It is kind of a cock move. Yeah, all seductive. Ground pepper on Caesar salad, you do it.

When he does it, it like shimmies off his forearm. He cascades it off of his forearm. It's just so awkward. If you watch any one of those videos, the person sitting down eating that steak has the, they don't know what to do with themselves. It's incredibly awkward. I think you

would like it. I would not. You're saying that if someone came in at an Italian restaurant and jiggled some parmesan on your fucking pasta you would have a problem with it way different i'm okay that's part of the culture he's just inventing some like weird okay that's true you know you're like you don't go to a steakhouse you're like why are there we apply some salt i don't know i don't know someone died someone passed out no they're here they're here to check out Frank after his heat check. His vital signs. Resuscitate him.

Well, after what Major League Baseball is doing to me. Yeah, we don't need to talk about baseball. No, none. We don't need to talk about baseball. We can't afford to. We can't afford to as a show. We can't afford to plunge into baseball right now. Poor Frank is just, he's in his mode with baseball right now where he's just, I've caught him a few times

walking around the office just being like, people just sitting there. He went up to Kate and he's like, did you say something about baseball? He's like, no.

And he's like, well. Well, I got you here. It's at the forefront. It's a tough time of the year for it. Frank had a, can we play Frank's cameo from yesterday?

It was, I got to see the genius at work. It was... It was like, you know, Picasso in his prime. It was fucking Jimi Hendrix playing the guitar. It was Satchel Paige pitching an 18-inning game. That was Frank yesterday on his cameo. So he's sitting on...

An odd collection of athletes. You like that, right? Satchel Paige is a good player. You're trying to meet women and you just keep striking out. Come on. You just got to keep putting yourself out there. You know, you just got to keep putting yourself out there. That's the best way to handle it. You know,

I mean, come on. I know both of you are Yankee fans and it's the fucking Yankees are the only reason why we don't have baseball because Hal Steinbrenner is basically really Hal Wilpon. You know, you got to keep putting yourself out there. But remember this. Stay on message, Frank.

Remember this. Once you find that woman and once you find that perfect thing, your life will be over. Look at Joe. I mean, Joe is married. He has two kids. He can't do shit. The cameo, I assume, was the message was like, hey, Frank, my buddy keeps striking out at the bar. Can you pump him up? And it became

you're to blame for the lockout and also when you find a wife, you're going to have kids in your life. Life is over. That's why you are the best on Cameo. Basically, the message said to tell him to keep trying. There's a woman out there for you and remind him that

Joe has no life because he has two kids. Right. And then a little bit about Joe that he said about these guys. They're both Yankee fans, so they wanted me to trip about the Yankees. That's how Steinbrenner came up. Al Wilpon. Sorry, my bad. Al Wilpon.

Damn. It was a great cameo. Frank, Tommy and I asked you to be in a video yesterday, and instead you're doing cameos. No, no, no, no. I was a little bit hurt. No, no, no. Uh-oh. I actually was asked to do a 15-minute drop on a podcast.

I did that, and you asked me right at the moment I was going to do the podcast. Now, if you would have been around 20 minutes later after I was done with the podcast, I would have done it. And the fact that you went up to Tommy and said, Tommy, do you still need me to do that video? But it was – you went home. I didn't go home. I didn't go home. I watched you go home yesterday, Frank. I have video of you going home.

Well, I asked Tommy. Uh-oh. He said, he said. Tommy probably went home. I was just, my feelings were. So have we talked, you know, we haven't had you two in the same room since the other day. Oh, good point, Brandon. Frank was out there doing a soda review, and Roan was sitting in here.

You had somebody else shooting the soda. It was Doug's, correct? Yeah. So what's going on? Is that intentional, Frank? Were you trying to take a shot across Roan's bow? You came out here to where Roan was sitting to do it. No, I actually did it because that's where Jewish Kyle was standing.

Ah, Jewish Kyle. That was a clear buzz the tower from my point of view. Yeah, it was. That's how I felt. I feel like Frank's trying to take food out of me and my family's mouth right now. Wow. Because I listened to the Dave Portnoy show, and Dave said that some of us guys need to start doing more and different things,

and one of my more and different things is being a camera guy. I want to be a camera guy so I can add a couple arrows to my quiver, some clubs to my bag. Yeah. And then you're taking that opportunity, that food, out of my mouth, and I resent it. What the heck is this? You're busy with the yak.

Come on. Oh, man. Frank. Busy? Well, I'll get it. I have one to feed later tonight. I feel like you're doing it right in front of the yak, almost to dangle it in front of me.

Well, this is where Flat Kyle is. Flat Kyle could have been anywhere in the office. Oh, man. Ducks. Why did you say Flat Kyle, not Jewish Pops have been anywhere in the office. Oh, man. Ducks. Why did you say Flat Kyle, not Jewish Ducks? I didn't want to be ethnic. I don't say no to that. You don't want to be ethnic

in that situation. So Jewish is an ethnicity then. There's a storm brewing inside me right now. I want to be ethnic. Now, I got a couple of sodas in the fridge right now that we can shoot after the act today. Some pity sodas. That'd be nice. Why don't you go get one right now?

Let's just do one on the act. Is Doug's not here? Let's give one to the people. Yeah, let's snap on a live one. Get one. That's one of my weird sodas in the straw. Where are they? Where are they? Are you telling us to get it? I'll get it. Yes, yes. sodas and the straw. Where are they? Are you telling us to get it?

I'll get it, yes. It's in the kitchen. One of the weird ones with the straw? Where are the straws? The straws will be on my desk. All right. Paper? Well, that will be in my desk drawer.

All right. Camera? What's the camera? On my desk. Go get it, Roan. Prove yourself. Come on, Roan. I get loose.

All right, he's going to stretch. It's a big moment for Roan. Ready to roll. Who is sitting here? Being a cameraman is tough on the back. That's how I threw my back out. My mic smells like a terrarium. Ew, dude.

That's a guana pussy. Can you imagine if Syracuse wins this game and Duke and Kentucky get in, like, the fourth seed and then they're one and done? I can absolutely imagine that. It would be incredible, Frank. It would be incredible. Yeah, the much-anticipated Coach K Farewell Tour ends on the first tip on Thursday next week, and everyone is sitting around going, oh, no.

That'd be awesome. That would be awesome. I like seeing people fail. He's not a college basketball coach anymore. It's a cult. I'm going to call for a couple of years. It's time to end the cult. You know, I actually, and I'm not joking about this.

I think he might want to try the NBA. You know, I got the perfect. He's done. Yeah, Lakers. No, no, no. They're not joking about this. I think he might want to try the NBA. He's done. Yeah, Lakers. No, no, no. They're not the Lakers. Syracuse is on fire. Maybe he's the guy that could actually get Kyrie Irving to act normal for a full season.

Yeah, he was his coach for like five games. Duke. KB, what are you on today? What are you fucking doing? I walked to Planet Fitness this morning and then spent 40 minutes just voiding my bowels in the auxiliary stall and then left. I've done that before. There's no shame in that. I just could not stop.

That's just as good as a workout. Yeah. It felt, yeah. You lost weight. Satisfaction, yeah. There's actually no better feeling than having a shit so big that you're like, worked out. A little sweat. A little like, you just come out lighter and you're like, I feel good.

You feel lightheaded? Yeah, like I'm good. Your legs work a little better? I feel skinny. Yeah. Also, that's like one of the biggest bathrooms that is capable of being disrespected and you feel no shame. Yeah.

I would agree with that. Every time I wiped, like, that sensation ignited more. What? Is it the reset button? What happened? Rowan's got something. What do we got? Breaking news?

I was getting taken out in a wheelchair. Wait, what? Yeah, I said. What the fuck? Who? Porter. He was, like, giggling. Adam Porter?

Yeah. Is he okay? Oh, shit. He was, like, giggling as he was being taken out in the wheelchair. We might need to get Mike in. Also, is it disrespectful for him to bring in the sandwiches? We're not eating the sandwiches. Are we waiting on air? Maybe we split it up on air Let's split it up. Wait till the end of the show. See what we got. See what we got. See what we got What happened? Did he faint?

He did break his ribs Okay He did break his ribs. Fuck. Okay. Brandon says he got number 34, Austin Matthews sandwich. Okay. Who do you got for seven? Dylan Gabriel. Is that a hockey player? Yep.

When I had Canadian roommates, they would only communicate in hockey numbers. Like they would take a test and I'd be like, how'd you do? He's like, man, fucking Rick Nash'd it. And I'd be like, what? That's kind of cool. It is.

And I'd be like, they had so much of a bigger hockey knowledge than me. So basically, they got a D on the test. Yeah, Rick Nash is a 61 on a test. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. That's funny. Boys are eating lunch in there. Look at this live cam of Jake eating lunch. Oh yeah, they're just pounding it. I love this live cam of Jake eating lunch. Oh, yeah. They're just pounding it.

I love how Jake announces the live streams. Yeah, well... Rudy, you ever seen the hockey guys on TikTok? Yeah. Their whole thing is just being hot guys. Yeah. They just film themselves walking past the camera and fixing their hair and biting their lip.

It's got to be a goal. I would have been squarely in that. Say it right, Brandon. Would you have? What even is that? What league is that? What is it? What team is that?

I don't know. I think it's just junior players. Say it into the mic for the people. It's a little discombobulated yak today. It's March. March is just different We're on a chaos episode When there's a lot of fucking games going

Oh my god, I just realized something Michigan is I have a number 7, which is mozzarella, eggplant, roasted pepper, and balsamic glaze Then I have 32, which is hot capicola, mozzarella, and roasted peppers I'll have that 32 for Big Cat Yep 34 is hot capicola, mozzarella, and roasted peppers. I'll have that. 32 for Big Cat. Yep. 34 is hot capicola, mozzarella, arugula, and tomato.

Brandon, you live in New Jersey now. You had to say it right. It's gabagool. Gabagool. We didn't spin the wheel, by the way. This would be by far the worst day to have to do wet wheel. By far. For me, personally, yes, because I have a lot of work I have to do

and games to watch. Also, Frank, you know that you are a part of the wet wheel now. You would have to get wet if he comes up on you. That's something I would. That would be a twist. All right, 46 is roast beef, mozzarella, eggplant, and balsamic glaze. And 14 is prosciutto, suppersetta, mozzarella, and a hot pepper spread sandwich. I think I would like 14.

Okay. You go for it, big guy. All right. You don't get the whole sandwich. You get like half the sandwich. You want the whole sandwich? Spin a TJ. I'm very nervous. Wow! Syracuse is whapping. What the heck is this?

What the heck is this? Thank God. We're safe. Alright, we're dry. Damn, those sandwiches look good. Are we soda reviewing? Are we going to do a live soda review? Thank God. We're safe. All right, we're dry. Damn, those sandwiches look good. All right, are we soda reviewing? Are we going to do a live soda review? We got a lot going on.

All right, here we go. Let's do the wheel. Soprasella, mozzarella, and eggplant. We just did the wheel. Wait, did we go dry? Dry. Okay. Prosciutto, mozzarella, and roasted peppers.

I actually want 18. I'll run it up on the eggplant. Yeah? You want 11? You want to run game on the eggplant? Game, yep. Soprasella run game on the eggplant? Game, yep. Soprassata, mozzarella, and eggplant? Yep. I also had mozzarella, eggplant, roasted pepper.

This is just a jumble of words at this point. I'll take whatever eggplant he doesn't take. I'll take either eggplant. This is the eggplant area over here. Eggplant is a euphemism for penis, so... We know it's good with you two. This is fucking hefty. Shit.

I can't imagine eating that entire sandwich for lunch. This is dense. Indiana just tied it up with Michigan, by the way. It's like a pylon. All right, Frank, ready to do a soda review?

That I am. All right. We're just shooting it from there? Yeah. Got to stay on the mic. This is a live. This is something that people have never seen before. This is Yak history.

All right, here we are. It's the first ever live Tank Thursday Yak soda review. And, well, we got some Italian-style stubs over here. Now I have an Italian soda here. This soda is actually imported from Italy. It's organic. It's called Gallavigna. Nunzio Fleming would be proud.

And it's a pulp included. So they don't have a syrup. They don't do... Soda with pulp? Yeah. They don't do syrup in... Soda shouldn't have pulp. Get in there, Rone. Get in there. You't have soda with pulp? Yeah. They don't do syrup. Soda shouldn't have pulp. Get in there, Roan. Get in there. You want to see the pulp?

They don't do soda. Here comes Roan. They don't do the syrups in Italy. Wow. Here's Roan. Look at this. Strafing. Fruit soda. It's got blood orange soda. Blood orange. It's Dracula's favorite soda.

It's a blood orange. And it's Gallivania. They've been making sodas since 1910 in Italy. Bottled in Italy. Imported soda. Let's see how this soda tastes. Look at the angle. Brent,. Soda. Let's see how this soda tastes. Oh, wow. Listen to that.

Get it close to the mic. Frank, do another sip close to the mic. ASMR. The straw has just dropped into the bottle. Oh, no. Here we go. I'm going to go get the straw. Oh, shh. One more sip. One more dropped into the bottle. Oh, no. Here we go. I'm going to go get the straw. Oh, shh.

One more sip. One more sip for the mic. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Now, there's not much carbonation in an Italian soda. Not as much acidy. It's more of a fruit juice type of thing. And it's not bad. It tastes more like an orange juice type of thing. And it's not bad.

It tastes more like an orange juice than it does an actual orange soda. But it's not something I would really go out of my way for. It's something different. It's just a little change of pace. I wouldn't give it a bad score, but I'll give it a mediocre score. Don't say the score to the mic so people have a reason to come watch this. So say the score off mic. That's a producer right there.

Mm-hmm. ...a reason to watch this on review. And, well, the score will be... ...six. All right. Look at these bird dogs stretching out for Rome. That's a good pant. Yes.

Yes, indeed. Well, that's it. That was it. That's a good pant. Yes. Yes, indeed. Well, that's it. That was it. That's the review. That was beautiful. Commentatory. Well done to both of you. Incredible. How is Michigan losing right now? I got the game on my phone. We're up 15 in just a second.

Yep. March, man. Hail to the NIT. Let's go. Alright, let. This is... Hail to the NIT. Let's go. All right, let's wait until they actually lose, Frank. Let's not jinx it. We don't want to jinx it.

You know, how do... No, I just wanted to lose, so I wanted to just keep calling Dave Bubble Boy. It's very, very fun. How do you spell Rutgers in March? NIT. Frank, don't you have a Seton Hall game to worry about tonight? They're already in the tournament, so. Yeah, suck it, TJ.

It's just guys busting balls about sports. Sam, I can't believe Rutgers is going to make the NIT. That's huge for the program. Oh, yeah. They might actually win the NIT. Yeah. You know, nothing can be finer than being number 69er. Ooh.

What's that? What was that? Frank is in the than being number 69er. Woo. What's that? What was that? This is Frank's. Frank is in the zone right now. Yeah. 69. He's in the post right now. He's putting up stats.

Yeah, running ISOs. Yeah. Just get him the ball. Every play, just get him the ball. The NCAA ruined that joke for me by adding those four extra teams. Yeah, I know. I used to say the NIT is to strive to be number 65. So this is better.

Nothing is finer than being 69er. It's arguably better. It's pretty good. 69 has that kind of implied sexuality. NIT is a very sexual tournament. You know, the NIT at one time was considered more elite and more prestigious than the NCAA. That's true. In 1938, yes.

Maybe up until the mid-50s. The Republicans were actually the party of Lincoln. What? Shut up. I don't know if you knew that, Frank. Shut up. Lincoln was actually a Republican. You know, there was a school that actually won both the NCAA tournament and the NIT.

Yeah, it's Louisville. You can't come in here dropping your nuts. What do you mean? In the same year? And he gets a new contract and he thinks he's the fucking Grand Poopa. I'm interested in this tidbit. The same year? Wrong. Louisville.

Oh, Louisville. You're making up a stat. It's Louisville. It was City College of New York. Oh, you're going back to like the 10s. Going back to the grandpapa. You're making up a stat. It's Louisville. It was City College of New York. Oh, you're going back to like the 10s. Wow. Going back to like the 10s. Can you answer Kyle's question real quick?

What was your fact? There's been one school that won both the NCAA tournament and the NIT. And I'm not talking about the preseason NIT. I'm talking about the NIT in March in the same year. In the same year? Yes, at the same time. Carlton Hasselrig won both the Division II and Division I wrestling title in the same year. What?

For Pitt Johnstown. Wow. Now, how come Bellmine, it's ridiculous, Bellmine can't play in the big dance even though they're under conference tournament? Frank, can I ask you a question? Did you notice we're missing some YAC members today? Yeah, Nick's not here and Sass isn't here. Yep, that's exactly right.

Sass is not here. And neither is Owen. Oh, you ruined it. Damn it. Ah, shit. Just clip the first part of that. Let's get shit. Nick and Sass. Indiana's up five now.

I love this. Rowan, I'm thinking about this now. I don't think I've ever seen Penn State play basketball. They played last night. They won. Are they good? No, but they were good enough to beat Minnesota. They might be on the bad side.

I actually remember watching Penn State actually play in the NIT once. They won the NIT. A couple years ago, right? Probably about 10 years ago or so. Taylor Battle, I think, was there. I'm friends with Taylor Battle. He's a assistant coach now at Northwestern. No way.

Yeah, he was on a TBT team with me, and he's from New York he's from uh new york i think he's from saratoga so good guy some horse racing yeah he's great guy yeah he's a he's an assistant coach yeah northwestern now yes northwestern play iowa today yes they play iowa in a couple in an hour or so just basketball everywhere i love it i love it had uh. Stu had a ticket, and we went to the NIT semifinal. And, in fact, we had really good seats. James Franklin was sitting maybe about between me and where TJ is sitting right now. Brandon, what do you think? James Franklin about the eighth best coach in college football?

Ninth? He's better than he gets credit for, but no, he's not. I would say like 15 to 20 that's our list today where he was eighth or ninth oh wow so that fucking list somebody did a list that didn't have dave aranda in the top 25 that list is fucking stupid how many conferences have a national title in football a legit one uh yeah that's the problem is you have like Army won a bunch. Yeah. Yale won a bunch.

BYU won a national championship in 1984. No, there's not been. They're not in the conference right now. Yeah. No, there hasn't been a Power Five, right? Non-Power Five, Brandon, in what? Forever? Since BYU.

Yeah. Dang. What year was that? 84. That was very controversial, too, when they won. Yeah, what was the last non-Power 5 basketball school to win a national title? What's... Is Big East Power 5?

Yeah, or Power 6. I would guess it would probably be UNLV 1990. That's correct. Ooh. They're running Rebs. Larry Johnson. Butler came close when they were not Power 5, but now they 1990. That's correct. Ooh. They're running Rebs. Larry Johnson. Butler came close when they were not Power 5, but now they are. That's a fact.

Yes, they were. Very close. I kind of hope Duke loses. I mean, Gonzaga. Kind of? Gonzaga. Kind of hope? Gonzaga's about to do it.

Gonzaga. Well, Gonzaga blew it last year. I don't believe it. They didn't blow it. They ran into a better team. They'll win this year. This Michigan game is sensational right now. They're down seven. Can we put that on? They're done. I mean. They ran into a better team. They'll win it soon. This Michigan game is sensational right now. They're down seven.

Can we put that on? They're done. I mean. They're done? Well, there's like two minutes left. They're down seven. Momentum, that's got to be against them right now. Where's that?

That's in Indianapolis? Yep. You know that building's going crazy. Yep. How about Georgetown this year? It's mind-boggling that they went winless in the Big East. Unbelievable. Well, they're not a good team. I mean,

if Patrick Ewing wasn't Patrick Ewing, he would definitely be fired. His ass would be gone. His ass would be gone. They must have... Did they not count this alley-oop?

I don't know. Keep going back to the foul. Yeah. Michigan scored four in the last nine minutes. Wow. 28-4 run. You believe that, KB? Yeah.

Wild. I love basketball. Yeah, me too. I love watching you play basketball. I always like the mid-major one-bid tournaments. Those are my favorite part of championship week, the one-bid tournament where they're playing at tiny gyms like Colgate yesterday being unpatriotic and beating Navy. Frank, I have a question for you.

What's your favorite type of gun? Whoa, good question. My favorite type of gun. Let's go around the room after this. I guess I'll go with the Dirty Harry Magnum. Okay. Magnum.

That's a good pick. 357? I'm a double-barreled, sawed-off shotgun guy. Do you feel lucky, punk? I have this gun pointed clean at your head. Did I fire five or six shots? I don't even remember all the excitement.

And if I fire, it will blow your head clean off. Frank, you feel lucky, punk? Do you? The.357 Magnum. That's dangerous. What's yours, Ron? It's hard to say i like a nice

nine millimeter lady-sized gun yeah saturday night special pearl handle slip it in your pocket in my purse put it in my sock i don't know i just was wondering what what uh what what guns frank's into i know mine i like muskets always big a big musket guy, huh? Powder and do the fucking sword and everything. Yeah. Fire once in 10 minutes of work and you fire again. Yeah, like I like to picture two guys dueling with muskets and they just have to circle each other for 15 minutes between shots. Does your

musket have a bayonet on it or does it not have that? The trumpet ended one. You know what we should do? We should have the yak gunfight? The yak paintball duel. And we should do? We should have the Yak paintball duel. And we should do it in Weehawken. I love that.

We should do it in Weehawken. I love that idea. Good paintball place? Or just you want to go downtown Weehawken? Home of Frank's favorite paintball place. A duel in Weehawken. Don't you know what that is? Oh, is that Aaron Burr? I very much don't. Oh, is that Aaron Burr? I very much don't.

Oh, is that Aaron Burr? Yeah, that's where Aaron Burr... Alexander Hamilton? Put a cap in Alexander Hamilton. Wait, no spoilers. I haven't seen the fucking play yet. I didn't finish the play. Put a cap in his ass.

It is awesome that people used to just duel. Yeah, just be like, hey, we got a disagreement. Recently, terrible. I'm glad that we don't. I mean, I would be dead now. I would be dead right now. I would have died at 18. That would be Mincy and Brandon Walker this year, the egg toss.

Yeah. Speaking of which, I'm still beefing lightly with Emmanuel Acho. He blocked me, so I'm using Youngstown Bob now to go at him. So we'll see how that goes. He deleted the original tweet? He deleted it. Coward. But he also has been on a heater of saying the worst stuff.

The worst. Internet is coming to a consensus. It doesn't matter. Who does he work for? Fox. I've never been contacted by more people in media and former athletes after I got in that beef with him being like, thank you. He's the worst. Is this who you got into a beef with?

Emmanuel Acho. You know who he is? A little bit. You don't have to know. What was the origin of the beef? I missed this. He just had a bad tweet, and I said it was a bad tweet, and then he got bad tweet And I said it was a bad tweet And then he got very upset That I said it was a bad tweet

He told Big Cat to block him Sounds like a duel's coming He said he had never heard of Nor seen Big Cat before in his life He said that Even though he follows Jake on Twitter Oh shit We've interacted like multiple times

And you know I mean part of my take isn't Relatively new Did he go on Liz's show Or something like that? Am I making that up? Maybe I don't know Did a wine walk? and, you know, part of my take isn't relatively new. Didn't he go on Liz's show or something like that? Am I making that up? I don't know. Did a wine walk? I don't know. Maybe I'm making shit up.

You do be doing that. What gun do you like? KB and Brandon, you also have an answer. The sidearm pistol from Fortnite. I like the old 1930s stylestyle Tommy gun. Tommy. Is that what you named Tommy after?

Mm-hmm. Named it after a gun. His grandfather used to kill a lot of people. Tommy? Is that true? Only probably half the people in our town. You know the Bosa brothers? Yeah, Al Capone.

The Bosa brothers' grandfather was associated with Al Capone. Yeah. Really? Well, yeah, he was... Fuck Their grandfather was associated with Al Capone. Really? Well, yeah, he was... Fuck, what was his name? He was the head of the Chicago crime family. His name was Bosa? It was their grandfather, yeah. No, it was...

Ah, fuck. I can't remember his name off the top of my head. Oh, so they're just another famous person whose parents have blue names on Wikipedia. Yeah. They didn't earn their fame is basically what we're saying. Right. Well, Joey Bost's father played for the Dolphins and I think

like... Nepotism. So they're good at football. Tony Ocardo? Tony Ocardo, yeah. One of the most famous mobsters because he actually never went to jail. He died a free man. And Cardo ran it.

And if I'm not mistaken, Cardo's grandson briefly played for the Dolphins. Yeah, Kupro. And his wife married John Bosa. And that's how we got the Bosa brothers. Yep. Let's go. So that's that. The more you know.

I thought they kind of looked like Dago henchmen? They kind of have that look to them. They do. They absolutely do. And like the wholesome Watt family, who I'm sure never were involved in organized crime. No bootlegging, no nothing. How did T.J. Watt slip to, what is he, like the 31st pick in the draft? Barely played in college.

He only played one year. He was injured. Damn. Yeah. You've got to wonder who's like that in this year's draft. Well, distinct. The Steelers are doomed right now unless they find a quarterback somewhere. Yeah.

You know, you know, Cordell Stewart, Terry Bradshaw. Oh, this is going to be good. Neil O'Donnell. And years it was Roethlisberger, but now that he's gone, the Steelers' hopes are all true. Probably bad. Rudolph, the backup QB, isn't very good. We got 42 minutes? Yeah, we're almost done.

The Steelers are going to lose. Apologize for this yak. It wasn't our best effort. Rudolph to back up. There were some good moments. He's going to throw a lot of picks. There were some good moments. Charlie Batch made this beat.

Then one season, Roethlisberger, he decided to retire. I got a whole song. And he looked around and said, oh, fuck. You're going to have to do. And all the Steelers wondered what they're going to do. Their season's going to go down in misery. Bravo.

Oh, Frank, you've done it again. Frank, the man've done it again Frank The man has done it again Another masterstroke By Frank Fleming People saying Dave did the wet wheel On his Twitter What?

What? Dave loves the wheel And I respect him for that Yeah he really does You can have him back on the show Well Dave Oh this is These thunderstorms are

They come in and Sunny one second Next second You're in a fucking Hailstormorm and your power's out. I lost all my power to my house. No electricity, no TV, little of the Michigan game. I fucking, whatever. Let's fucking take on Illinois tomorrow.

I cannot fucking believe March and I got no fucking power. That's Miami weather, though. We'll play it. Hair plugs get that wet Non-related Indiana just 1x5 Yep Fuck Indiana 1?

Yep Hail to the United Here we go Let's end the show Alright we're gonna Sorry for everyone We'll be back tomorrow

We'll be back tomorrow Yeah should we end it? I don't know You don't want to? I don't think Alright let's stick around Sorry for everyone. We'll be back tomorrow. We'll be back tomorrow. Yeah? Should we end it? I don't know. You don't want to? I don't think. All right. Let's stick around.

I don't think. We got to give them more. All right. You got to give them something. What do you want to give them? Something more? It's a 45-minute show today, though. Do another headstand?

You said headstands, or you want to give more riffs? Save us, KB. Save us. Yeah, I'm scrambling for anything. Yeah, two-minute drive. Go. Want to call Nick or something? Game's on the line.

No. Come on, KB. We did talk a lot about sports. Maybe some more show drive. I don't even mind the sports stuff. This is Joe Montana. People want us to call Dave to get his instant reaction. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's a good call. Let's do that. Perfect. One time on my early intervention caselet, I went to the house and the kid, the parent I was working with was James Harrison's brother. No way. That's in a very tiny apartment. Is it in Bengals or in

Pittsburgh? I'm going to call Dave. Let's get his instant reaction. Yeah, call big man. This does not count. This phone must really be out. This does not count. It says Yacht does not count. Well, his phone must really be out. That stinks. Hey.

Hello? Hey, we're on the Yacht right now. I just wanted to read a tweet to you real quick and just get your thoughts on it. You said, I actually like Indiana and think Bloomington is a great campus. I didn't enjoy beating the absolute living shit out of them. They had to pay for Greg Gard's sins. What happened there? Yeah. What do you mean?

Well, you guys lost by seven. Michigan lost? Yeah. I know the weather. Yeah, I saw the weather. How is that even possible? They were up 17, and then I lost power. Well, here's the good news

is you can just get back into your bubble, right? Well, no, there's two things. We lost. What? We really lost? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you lost. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's great. Like I said in a tweet, I want Indiana. I love Indiana. That was a positive Indiana tweet, first of all.

And second of all, I don't think we're on the bubble, but I want to be on the bubble. Like I said, I didn't take any pleasure. I can't believe they lost. That's crazy. They're up 17. I lost power. But good. Reread that tweet again.

I said I love Indiana. I actually like Indiana and think Bloomington is a great campus. I didn't enjoy beating the absolute living shit out of them. Also, we had make them pay, double them up, Juwan Revenge Tour. That was a premature celebration, Dave. No, no, that Indiana, like I was in misery watching that, so I'm glad. I can't believe I don't know how you blow a 17-point lead with it. I feel like 12 minutes ago, but good. Okay okay i'm gonna be on the bubble in indiana i like indiana so

thanks for that update dan i i had no power it's great all right great and by the way this doesn't count for your one month one month uh appearance on the yak just so you know yeah tell them you see the boys the boys still want you on once a month. Yeah, I'm fine with doing it. I'm what it up to. I didn't know why you were calling. Thanks, Dan. No problem. I'll talk to you later, Dave.

Bye. Bye. Oh, man. Poor guy. My heart goes out to him. That weather must have been something. Yeah. Oh, man.

Shit. How is Buddy Boeheim playing? No, it's not Buddy. It's the other one. There's two Boeheims. Oh, it's another Boeheim. How about those boys at Glembard West, Big Cat? Yeah.

Fucking killer. They lost to Bronny's team, but they were going to go. They were going to be the first Illinois team in forever to go undefeated in the season, and then they lost. I think that was an added game, though, so I don't know if you can count it, not count it. Yeah, there's a kid on the team that is going to Gonzaga. was like an added game though so i don't know if you can count it not count it powerhouse yeah there's a kid on the team that is going to gonzaga well all five are d1 right yeah there's a lot of fucking good players they lost to a team that's out of state isn't that just like an exhibition

no yeah i mean it was on espn it was on espn you or something so all right well that was a good ending it was nice all dave out to glenbard. Yeah, the whole town. They have a few schools with us. Well, let's just switch it, TJ. Let's just switch it to the live cam because we're going to go in there. Perfect. We'll watch the end of the Duke game in there, all right? All right. All right, let's go. Gambling Cave live streams on the Sportsbook YouTube channel.

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