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Episode Date: July 24, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:47 It is plinko day But before we start plinko day My condolences to you Stephen Shay Lost a fellow Bucks fan today. I know that that's gotta be tough for you. Yeah We're one One less than we were this morning, I guess. Tough, tough. Moves you up the rankings.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Yeah, are you number one? So Hulk Hogan has passed, so I immediately thought of Stephen Che. Yeah. Uh, I don't know. There are some, I mean, Burke Crisher certainly is far more reach than I do. But does he love the Bucks as much as you do?
Starting point is 00:01:22 No, there's another older gentleman from Tampa who hopefully is around for a long time flair He's like Saints and VVV are you serious So yeah, sorry Stephen, I think we all thought of Stephen. I it was my first thought immediately first was Stephen Second was Kyle because you lost a wrestler. So that's right Second was Kyle because you lost a wrestler. So that's right People I see people are comfortable with jokes with this one
Starting point is 00:01:57 Just this is this is a where you just so I'm clear and joke about just so I'm clear Dan You're using Hulk Hogan's untimely death to fuck with me right now. No, I'm not Yeah, you are. It's about also Can can we say untimely? 71 is a long time for Hulk Hogan Yeah dog years 90 years from now with the untimely Brandon I I do feel bad. I did warn you How how what did I not say that yesterday or two days ago? You did. These things happen in threes.
Starting point is 00:02:27 I was like there's going to be another and I've seen this coming. I think I said I think I said a Hulk Hogan. Oh, no. I said the guy that bothered me the most is Hulk Hogan. You said that? Yeah, he did. He said that.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, I thought it was Bill Cosby. Wait, Brandon. He did say that. Is this the worst week of your life? It's just down there. Yeah, this is real bad
Starting point is 00:02:51 But Steve's right with the box man when my dad got out of jail. That was a bad day. Are you okay though? Brandon is sad. I mean I was a whole fan. It feels like Brandon. I could say this yeah, I Feels like we're our childhood is finally over. Yeah, it feels like it has ended this way. This is it. You guys are 40. Yeah, it's oh, no, no, no. I'm closer to 10. What the fuck are you talking about, bro? It's, I think, officially. Oh my God, you're telling me. July 23rd. When Doug Fonny dies, you motherfuckers
Starting point is 00:03:13 gonna be sad too. July 24th, 2025, we are no longer children, Brandon. We can now be charged as adults. We're adults, yeah. Now we gotta get mortgages and fucking get insurance. Pop out a few kids. Real responsibility. It's over. Childhood over. Over.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Slam the fucking door on our childhood. No, I'm sad. I fucking, and I know people will be like, oh, well, I'll see this stuff. There's a bad person. Listen, here's the easy way to say it. Hulk Hogan was a far better wrestler than person. Hulk Hogan fucked up multiple times.
Starting point is 00:03:49 I don't know, I don't know him. I don't know if he's a bad person or not, but I believe- You met him. Yeah. He was on your show. He was on my show, but I just, he fucked up. Was he like a condom?
Starting point is 00:03:58 Oh yeah, he did come to this office. I don't think when somebody dies, you have to immediately dwell on only their fuck ups. I think that's a shame. No, that's a, there that's a yeah. Yeah, yeah He has an entire 71 years worth of life you could talk about I think that's all the other big question I agree Brandon All time maybe Mount Rushmore Hall entertainer
Starting point is 00:04:19 American entertainer Mount Rushmore maybe Mount Rushmore famous people in my life maybe like loading porn stars yes see that what he's what he's the Venn diagrams there yeah he's he's in the circle so okay I consider like him and Ozzy kind of like the same type of person yeah way bigger than Ozzy like no but just like a big like a personality a big character. He's the number He's a number one We lost two top ten characters Hulk was number one wrestler still alive is he by far? I didn't watch not even see um yeah two decent reality shows. Yeah, VH1 That's why reality stars and the causes his reality show, too
Starting point is 00:05:01 VH1's having a tough week. Yeah, they're both reality stars. And the Cosies is a reality show too. Well, not as much. But I think Malcolm Jamal was on a reality show at some point. Was he? On VH1. Yeah, I think he was on one of those. Was it all VH1?
Starting point is 00:05:13 Was he on a surreal? He was on something. And they had that VH1. Was that real, the VH1 Theo, or Jeffrey Epstein? Oh, I don't know. Wait, what? There was like Lives of the Rich and Famous from like 2002. It was like, this finance, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:29 No way. In Florida, yeah. Probably. I'm pretty sure it might have been real. Just got a text from Tommy. What'd he say? From two minutes ago, he says, Hulk Hogan diet of cardiac arrest. You guys might want to cover that.
Starting point is 00:05:43 On it. Thanks, Tommy. Thank you, Tommy. it. Thanks Tommy. Thank you Tommy. That's producer Tommy. Are you okay Brandon for real? No yeah I mean I didn't, it's not a family member but it is, you say it's closing the door on our childhood and that's a thing that sounds very very stupid but it is like it's somebody that was very important to me
Starting point is 00:06:01 when I was a child. Correct. And somebody who like shaped what I liked and what I loved and what I wore and what I, you know, all these things. Are you a wrestling fan without Hulk Hogan? No, I'm not. This will be stone cold for me. Because I'm a little bit, but I still, Hulk was still
Starting point is 00:06:17 obviously very huge. Like the 80s Hulk was his rise. Well I had two, there were two times with Hulk because 84 I was five years old and that's when he and when Hulkamania hits right and I go through that first boom with him and then like 94 95 96 I'm 15 16 17 years old wrestling's not cool anymore, and then he turns bad and Brings the whole wave back with him Stone Cold doesn't happen if Hulk Hogan doesn't turn eel. I really believe that I think he launched the entire Cole doesn't happen if Hulk Hogan doesn't turn evil. I really believe that I think he launched the entire second half of wrestling's boom That's that's why your idol shouldn't be humans or a living well
Starting point is 00:06:50 I fell for an AI dog with a die pass today, so okay, but TM I'm never gonna see the TMZ tweet about Chuckie Finster I'm never going to open my phone and Gengar Tours Achilles your two idols. Those are my two Pokemon death today to what what is that Pokemon died? Oh my god deeply sad mother damn it Just feels like they're making fun of it's a real dude. Oh You're fucking losers RIP that guy damn we gotta talk about something though. Oh, that's what we do every day Good idea. What do we do about the NWO? It's for life now. We got Scott Hall gone
Starting point is 00:07:48 Well, it's for like oh gun gone. He texted me Kevin show is this his joke. Yes he texted me. He said to me before he was like, did you see my joke? I was like no idea What was his joke that break the news that hulk hogan is no longer part of a member of the nwo He also texted that to me and said break the news to Brandon that hulk hogan is no longer a member of the end Because it's for life. Is there a worse sentence in in in in the American Another Is there a worse sentence in in in in the American? We I don't know Kyle I wish I had an answer Lexicon the hamster died halfway through he just keeled over Was all suffix
Starting point is 00:08:36 Sure frag Oh my god. Is there ever? Bro. Oh. Hell yeah. Fuck. Ugh. What I was gonna say that doesn't have any pop anymore
Starting point is 00:08:47 is there a worse sentence in the English language than Stephen Chase saying, did you see my joke? No. Did you see my joke? No. Fuck. I need that transcribed, Stephen, that. Broken down.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Yeah, we'll put it on a quote card. Just slam your hand on the keyboard. Yeah. That's really what it is Again tomorrow, I'm excited for Plinko day. I'm very excited for Plinko day so you guys have everything set up Kate myself Kyle Dom Wyatt met and Constructed some things I don't like how long the planning committee meeting seemed to go yesterday it went a while but we have to have a challenge for each slot I left to
Starting point is 00:09:28 get a haircut as you guys were sitting to meet when I got back you were still meeting oh yeah so we usually base these around holidays right yeah no holiday today except for one no no we didn't know we did something only if I don't yeah right but no it is uh it's Jennifer Lopez Except for one. Oh, no, we didn't know we did only if only yeah, right But no it is uh It's Jennifer Lopez's birthday
Starting point is 00:09:50 So all the Jenny from the block I'm not familiar Jenny from the block. Yes, you got the ham and cheese small chips Orange drink drink you know you know But we are celebrating J Lo's birthday, so every challenge is JLo. Yes. Now the punishments it's usually one per game but instead we're gonna have one overarching punishment at the end right? So we will all have a wheel with eight slices with our name on it. Every time one of us wins a challenge you lose a slice of the wheel. Oh I love this. the end. We will do an eliminator of everybody's name and Kate has reached out to a barber and the loser will get the J. Lo haircut the JD low haircut
Starting point is 00:10:36 Lowe haircut oh no, and you have to post a movie review tomorrow. What is the Jeff D? Low again, I don't even know very very very tight on the side I've had like almost shaved cares so much about his haircut And I couldn't even you describe it could you even think it I just know he gets it all up He gets it a lot. That's all I know the loser of today will be getting Jeff D. Low's haircut. I have a wedding this weekend That's man We need oh man Danny fighting for my life we need this was your idea Kate this weekend. That's your brother's right? There you go dude. You're the best man. You're the best haircut. We need you.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Oh man Danny. I'm fighting for my life. We need you. This was your idea Kate? It was. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's not a bad haircut.
Starting point is 00:11:14 It's a good haircut. If it was shave your head out I would be like you can't do that Danny. I would almost, you would know that I lost a bet then. No, that people would just look at you and be like again? Yeah, no. Fuck Danny. It's back. Alright. And Brandon you and be like, again? Yeah, no. Fuck, Danny, it's back. All right.
Starting point is 00:11:26 And Brandon, you might look good with it shaved on the sides. With a puff. So let's real quick power rank who would be most upset. It's Danny for the wedding. Brandon number two. I think Brandon. I would look the worst, but I wouldn't be upset.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Yeah, because you just wear a hat. Brandon would be very upset. I have no obelose. Mine would be wedding. No, don't say it, Brandon. Brandon, don't say it. It won't be upset. Yeah, because you just wear a hat. Brandon would be very upset. I have no obelose. Mine would be white. No, don't say it, Brandon. Brandon, don't say it. It won't be you. Because remember, there's a one in eight chance
Starting point is 00:11:50 or seven out of eight chance on you. Yeah, you bitch when it happens to you. Right. Don't say it. You're down for anything. I'm down for anything. Yeah. I need to like stretch and practice.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Speaking of down for anything, I figure since JLo's birthday and we're playing co co-day should we start with a ceremonial first antique? Yeah, right, okay random name generator Alright, let's do a random name generator. Oh and did we explain Lucas's part or are we Lucas has the middle slot? Yes, okay random name generator here we go Oh no no oh wow oh this could be anybody no no yeah oh what's doing huh random name generator oh yeah the font
Starting point is 00:12:38 was too big of the random well, for one, love Lucas. I won't do it. Okay, I'm not gonna do it. I don't even know if we have flour. Me and Lucas get along too well. I can't do it. Lucas, come on out here. Yeah, I'm not doing it.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Do we have flour? Or is our antiquing corner covered up a little bit? It might be. Can someone grab us flower? Oh, tough break. Oh, no. Flower. Yeah, I was in the neighborhood. Call for flowers. What's it for? I was in the neighborhood
Starting point is 00:13:27 What's it for Titus is great to see you, bro What's up Lucas? What the fuck? That's absurd This is new setup Lucas are you ready to get antique? You don't actually have to get antique We just wanted to have a very special way to bring in Titus
Starting point is 00:13:58 How to wear a black shirt It would be cool if you did I'll say it would be a very like cool guy move If you did get antique So that Titus could like finish his story arc Of coming back yeah Pause it would be awkward now Yeah, we could do that again easily Again do it again. Yeah, you know you just go and just make it
Starting point is 00:14:20 Maybe you can antique him now. It doesn't turn out how you want you. I don't want to Okay Something fucking I'm going to I just said I didn't want to You know we'll save it we'll save it, we'll save it, we'll save it, we'll table it, we'll table it, cause he'll piss us off eventually. Yes. Yeah. Wow. Titus.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Great to have you back. Great for you to be back for Plinko. I missed you guys so much. The Jeff Nadu thing broke me watching it at home. I wanted to be here for that. It was the worst film of my life. I know it's old news to you guys but. uh you should have just shown up that I should have We're trying tracking a flight
Starting point is 00:15:12 Yeah, how's it going? How's the dad life? It is we're getting into a rhythm baby. He's about one month old I'm coming back Monday by the way. Oh, I'll get that out of the way. I'll be back officially Monday Baby is about a month old and we're getting into a rhythm. I fucking love every second of it, Kate. I love every second of it. I love the crying. I love the diapers. I love everything about it is incredible. It changed my life. It literally changed my life. I feel like a completely new man. And it's, it's hard to envision a world where I will be in a few months calling 19 year old soft for missing a block out Oh, yeah, but I will find a way. I will find a way You can do it. Yeah. Yeah, have you yelled at? them yeah, um I've tried to reason we are you let you Do we say oh, yeah, I did I said I'm mostly sports. I had a girl But yeah, what did you guys think of the gift that yeah intentionally we um we're all over the place
Starting point is 00:16:11 I didn't realize I picked the perfect gift. Yeah I was in the hospital I was looking for pink and I found pink and I sent it out and then immediately everyone's like a cock We're like oh, that's a girl, and then they're like, but there's a cock I just look for the most pink Yeah, yeah, I was that so yeah time. He does. No, I try to reason with the baby nice and it's not going well at times She tall 87 percentile I think so, you know, she's trending. Yeah, she's turning away. Yeah, how's it sleeping?
Starting point is 00:16:43 I think so you know she's trending yeah, she's turning away. Yeah, how's it sleeping? It's gotten better because my wife has volunteered to just handle the night Wow the last couple days So that's gotten a lot better, but credit to you for allowing her to fall. Yeah, I did yeah I Stopped my feet, and I was like I this sucks so much you guys get a bond and I don't right You know I want so badly to breastfeed her Fucking love that so special You skin to skin Yeah, we did. I don't what does that mean when the baby's born you're supposed to like can I put it on your skin?
Starting point is 00:17:18 Like you're supposed to take your shirt. Good to know yeah, remember that Yeah, I don't really get it. I don't either, but I get I was told to do it so I took off I'm doing it like crazy. I don't really get it It was nuts like a real creep invented and you're just sitting in a hotel room I don't know life gives birth, and you got your shirt off, and you're holding a baby. Really yeah There's the dad there, so you're supposed to do skin to skin has that always been a thing I don't think I mean I definitely that didn't happen been a thing? I don't think so. I mean, I definitely feel. That didn't happen to me, is it? No, I don't think dads ever were there.
Starting point is 00:17:47 I definitely feel close to her when I do that, but I also feel that way when I have a shirt on. Right, right. Right, yeah. Like when I have a shirt on and she's laying on my chest, I feel like. Pat did it with ours and it was our baby, just in two bushels of chest hair.
Starting point is 00:18:02 Yeah, right, off and off. Sweating chest hair. Yeah Suffocating Yeah, but circadian rhythm I get it sure Well, you're back for plank and plink Oh day, which is huge it worked out Well, yeah the coincidence that I would come back on a day that Lucas Yeah, well Lucas is a big part of this. Yeah. Yes. He got the whole middle slice and you're back officially Monday I'll be back Monday. Yeah, yeah, it's time. Love it. Fuck. Yeah. We uh, miss I missed you a lot Mm-hmm. I this is the number one FOMO show. Oh, yeah. I mean we talked about it off. It wrecks
Starting point is 00:18:37 It's brutal. It's brutal to watch this week. I will say didn't You were all set on that I was good on that. You know I didn't really miss this week so you can apologize with the best Actually now that you're here My fan fiction is I would hit all the right no No, but this is every time I'm out. I'm just like fuck I gotta get back like I think I even said to my wife I was like I gotta get back to the yak. She's like what I was like, yeah I just feel out of it getting watching the yak while I'm on vacation
Starting point is 00:19:19 Yeah, you should've done I had Steven when I was gone for Tahoe and I have a couple trips coming up I had him send me an email every day with a recap. Oh, I didn't feel so out of the loop. Yeah Then to do when I pulled my wife aside and was like we have to watch this We started watching a little bit and then like baby things happen and we had to stop and all that I was like we have the second the baby goes to sleep. We have to go finish this that's when I knew I was yeah, it was time to get back I was like I was getting the edge a little bit. It was a monumental day Please for the love of God put our baby down Jeff them do might be on a plane Was have to watch anyone was tightest just goes back home today with the Jeff D. Low haircut
Starting point is 00:20:04 Man great day to come back. You won't lose. Brandon, what? Oh, that's a Plinko Day thing? That's the main punishment. So it's J. Low's birthday, and that's what we're celebrating. Oh, he's faking.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Jennifer Lopez, yeah, he's faking. And the loser has to, one of us is going to have to get the J. Low haircut, the J lo haircut the JD low haircut And Kate you look not a bad hair from a barber. It's a great haircut. It's a great hair It's my name might not fit some of our heads. Can we see the haircut? Do we know like the best haircut that he's gotten all of them are? But I think just one of his does is headshots He's not he can't possibly be going to the same guy because he's bounced all over the country
Starting point is 00:20:44 But he has a network of barbers Yeah, who's gonna do it here? Kate's got that oh Fantastic hair it is it not a hair misplaced. I thought I couldn't pull it off flawless That the best picture he's ever taken yeah Part is gonna be a problem for me. Is that the best picture he's ever taken? Yeah Don't think my head is shaped correctly. I told the style spring lots of gel Yes, my neighbor Jeff. Wait are they here? He's gonna be here towards the end. He's actually working
Starting point is 00:21:19 Yeah, he's gonna. It'll happen. It's happening. Oh my god. I love that It's that makes it so much better also if it's me J. Lo went through a bangs phase. He can cut bangs. Okay. That's fair. Yeah Yeah, we also We lied to Lucas about the theme so his middle slice has nothing to do with J. Lo. Oh love it Love it. Fuck you Lucas. It's it's the opposite of J. Lo. We try to think of the opposite of J Lo so we're doing the same thing that we did last Time where if you didn't tune in we change it up. We're all kind of the opposite of JLo. So we're doing the same thing that we did last time where if you didn't tune in, we change it up. We're all kind of on the same team, minus the JD Lo haircut.
Starting point is 00:21:51 We don't stop Plinko Day until every slice has been hit at least once. And if it's hit, then it's off. And middle wheel doesn't get filled. Middle wheel doesn't get filled, yeah. Can I ask a question? Yeah. This wheel of all of our names eight times on it Nick. Yes
Starting point is 00:22:05 Do you want it to look like this? Oh? Do you want it to look like some? You want to Hold it here, and then we'll eliminate down and then we can shuffle it. That's what I like DJ I love so we'll hold it here for now. I do like seeing it that way because it lets you know kind of who oh So wait, so this is gonna. We're gonna spin as we go every time No, every time you win a challenge you lose a sliver got it So your odds of getting the haircut. Oh, yes, so that's better to look at it that way. Yeah, we'll shuffle
Starting point is 00:22:37 Shuffle and deal Brandon how you doing? I'm good. I can't wait. What if it's what if you love the haircut? What if the haircut? It's not gonna happen to you, man It's gonna be tight. This is This is a conversation we can have in two hours perhaps Brandon what if like Reincarnation what if that haircut is Hulk Hogan? That's interesting You want Hulk Hogan to grow through him with the roots of my hair now could be What if he likes roots if it is you he skipped that what if you got a Hulk Hogan haircut instead of the Jeff
Starting point is 00:23:15 D love that I would settle the Hulk what if I wait wait wait yeah you got to die the whole no you gotta do the whole Hulk like the whole you Gotta shave the top of your skull it The Fu Manchu yeah, yeah, what then you gotta get you get a male pattern baldness and then put a bandana That's gonna take longer than a day. No, we'll shave it okay So this is a conversation that we could have in a couple hours But as of now, I'm okay Titus you miss it, but I'll ask them yet today Brand and I are childhood officially ended so I heard the news
Starting point is 00:23:57 Did too yeah yours might have as well. I don't know if you want to officially declare it But we're we're no longer children fuck dude. I didn't know if you want to officially declare it, but we're we're no longer children. Fuck dude. I didn't think fucking socks Fucking socks. Yeah, Brandon. I called in the to mostly sports. Was that the right move? Yeah, well, I was just blissfully unaware But right when you called in I hadn't noticed my phone was blowing up in other ways I was gotten like 15 texts in a row if you if I could redo it would you being blissfully unaware have been? Better or did you want to know the news as soon as I needed to know yeah I thought you did I would rather find out on a phone call
Starting point is 00:24:33 Rather than just look down at a random text from a front Cody It would have been funny if you like made a deal for no one to bring it up to Brandon I just never find out never he just leaves today being like what a day Someone takes his phone and like mutes He will never we make AI videos for the future Hogan doing stuff we wait till next year when he wins a dozen again to tell him tell him I am I'm very aware of when you when you tweet out something positive about Hulk Hogan what it looks like and everything because You know things he said I did feel like it was a nice cover when mincy went ahead and tweeted it out
Starting point is 00:25:10 Yeah, there was one of us heroes. I was like Tweeted it out. Okay. He said he was one of his here I said he said something once mincy got laid down in the road. I'm like alright We can go ahead and drive down this path Him calling him a hero is part. It might not have said hero, but he said something I kind of some of his words for yeah, I always looked up to him tried to follow in his foot. Yeah, he plagiarized him He fucking ripped him Okay, let's get going let's do it, so let's see who's going up first yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:25:42 Let's go guys. I go bored so far yeah. Let's go guys. Plinko board's so far away. Let's go girls. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Do you have a breathalyzer? You like my music this morning? No. I did. Well, I got here, it was like 7.40 in the morning and Brandon was blaring Mariah Carey.
Starting point is 00:25:57 That was great. Enjoyed it. It was a delight. Backstreet Boys. Sorry Brandon. That was in. Yeah, sounds like Brandon. Let me do a Netflix. That was in. Yes. Sounds like Brandon.
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Starting point is 00:26:28 go to heydude.com slash barstool to experience your own version of heydude country all summer long. I might retire from rec sports recreational sports oh you played softball last night at 10? 10 PM, 10 PM. I puked half the hot. You went 0 for 4? I went 4 for 4, and then I ran so much that I puked. It was so hot last night.
Starting point is 00:26:52 It was like ungodly humid out. You know what the worst feeling is? And this happens maybe a couple times a summer in Chicago, but it happens all the time in Vegas. Have you ever been to Vegas in the summer? Hot wind. Hot wind is the worst feeling. Where you feel a breeze, you're like,
Starting point is 00:27:08 oh, this will cool me off, and it's like, no, it made me hotter. Yeah, it's like an exhaust fan. Yeah, hot wind. I don't know if I've ever been more nervous for an episode. Yeah. Gotta get you on the testosterone. Would your family be pissed off
Starting point is 00:27:20 if you showed up for the crispy low? Yeah. What? That's the perfect haircut for you, you for your hair color and for a best man. It was crispy Oh, what is your I have a wedding my brothers. I'm best man Let's wait till we get to that point if we do get to that point I will At least and I can't speak for everyone else I will entertain offers to postpone no to take it from oh I would entertain as well yeah oh you can buy it you can buy your freedom I'm not gonna
Starting point is 00:27:55 lose but thank you yes we can we can have a discussion then I don't know what that would look like me neither there's got to be something you can give us yes, I'll have to think but you'll have an out okay, all right Let's go See who's going first J. Lo is currently celebrating her birthday in Turkey. Oh wow Good friend of mine J. Lo Smelled incredible are you allowed to talk to her? Oh, it's the interviewer. Oh, yeah That's right super off-camera. We are Yes, but she did not like me. I heard she doesn't like
Starting point is 00:28:36 People yeah, yeah, I just remember she came home from Whatever she was doing work I assume all day and Hank and I were just in her kitchen, and she pulled a rod aside and was like, what are these fucking guys doing here? And I was just standing there listening to all of it. You heard it? Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:54 I've heard plenty of stories, like, she's like that. Well that one, I wouldn't even like, that's not like, oh, she was mean to a fan. Like, we were standing in her kitchen, it was a fully, she was fully in the right to be like, what are these two guys doing? If you and Hank were, yeah. kitchen It was a fully she was fully in the right to be like what are these two guys? If you and Hank were yeah, yeah after a long day's work right you're in probably you have your shoes on heavily secured Hank put a hole in her wall, Beverly Hills mansion
Starting point is 00:29:16 Okay, yeah Was it a dead race they have a cool house it was insane saying it was like there was legit like security guards that like Like wheeled us in oh, yeah Like who are like kind of walking around the premise. She's like throws you guys her coat Yeah, yeah, I think I was sitting in her favorite seat at one point
Starting point is 00:29:42 You know that one seat everyone's got their house. Yeah, sir. Can you not smell our chairs? It was bad. It was bad. It was it was bad But yeah, you know JLo. I'm sure she's very nice to a select few. Yeah, certainly Certainly, I hear her name. I think of the of the video You guys have all seen of her going back to her old house. Yes, of course. Yes. It's like, who are you?
Starting point is 00:30:09 It's always, yeah, it's awkward when a celebrity's star fades and they're not aware of it. Like the agent grace leaves, you know, like some celebrities, they just kind of go away from. What? What? Nothing. What? Nothing, I was laughing at Titus. What? Because he started laughing. I was laughing at Titus what cuz he started laughing I was laughing to Nick
Starting point is 00:30:30 Boys are back You're on fire today, man. I'm having a tough day. It's a bad one. Dude, formulate thoughts. I can't. I didn't sleep last night because I was so injured. Oh, hello. Hi.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Just a regular hello from the guy. Why, why, why? One normal hello from Kyle. One normal hello from Kyle. One normal hello from Kyle. One normal hello from Kyle Oh no Before he's like did you see my joke I was like no idea What was his job break the news that Hulk Hogan is no longer part of a member of the NWL
Starting point is 00:31:19 He also texted that to rev the end because it's for life. Is there a worse sentence in the American English? Fuck. Is that a thing? Oh, now there is. A complete malfunction. As bad as it gets. Calculate me. The brain just stopped mid-summit.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Eww, eww, eww. Five straight inns. I don't know what to say, Kyle. I heard you powering down. Is it kind of a robot? Kyle looked at me like, dude, what is going on? Didn't have anything for him. I heard you powering down Kyle looked at me like dude Didn't have anything for I'll pick it up somehow. Let's play Plinko
Starting point is 00:32:03 Huh see him on edge. I'm good good Having fun. Hey tights. Hey Brandon. How are you? You like his new us? I do I think we'll probably do it for the rest I do it makes yeah Can't really see you yes, I mean I haven't seen Dan this week Nick KB any ever you never have a plan with anything you buy I know right that was how this came out Yeah, this was all in his about you something yesterday I'll give it to you later. I don't know you're gonna be here. Oh nice. Yeah, so This was all in his car. Yes. This is all in his car. It was only half of it Do you when's the last time you bought some of one of these stores and you're like oh fuck that would go great
Starting point is 00:32:38 On the wall by the bathroom. I should put that you know like you thought it through that far I do it every time I buy so you do yeah Oh, I leave that store with a plan, but then you just and I get my car And then you just throw it in the car, and then I go buy a fast food place and not taking that I think we just you know fuck You know the big three we should just start building this all around the office For places and Brandon's things could this just random places like there's a corner over there that's Brandon's there's upstairs in the bathroom there's Brandon's yeah gets take some spaces yeah start thinking oh
Starting point is 00:33:11 this would look great by Corey's desk it would be cool I would like to walk around with this somehow trailing behind me by about ten feet that would be nice he said yeah they have those golf bags that'll just follow you yeah yeah put behind me by about 10 feet. That would be nice. We can set that up. Yeah. They have those golf bags that'll just follow you. Yeah. Just put it on one of those. All right. You just see like five interns viciously sweating behind you.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Why don't we, Brandon? Why don't we start like a, I'm sure we can find a space where you could do a museum. I actually know exactly where we could. I think that's taken up, isn't it? Well, no, I mean, they said we can't be there making noise, but a museum, you don't make a lot of noise. Oh, a quiet place?
Starting point is 00:33:53 You're talking the tunnel. You're talking tunnel holes. Random walkers. I don't like how we just relinquished, we just gave that up. We did give up. We're pussies, we're pussies. Never step foot in it again.
Starting point is 00:34:01 It was my highest high. Yeah, but what if, I mean, you go to a museum, you're not step foot in it again. It was my highest high yeah, but what if what if it? I mean you go to museum. You're not talking loud in a museum Good if I made the tunnel Brandon Walker's sports memorabilia tunnel Then we'd have to like Know we could do it. Yeah, we could try and just it's long enough I think it's long enough, and we could put it up against the wall so you can still go through it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:26 We could have the art museums have the guards in every room. We could have a guard in there who's just like, shh, keep it down. Yeah, right. Don't touch anything. Our second museum. Oh, Brandon, what if we did an audio, you know,
Starting point is 00:34:36 those stupid things that you wear at the museum where you put on the headphones? Did I record it for you? Oh, and it's your voice. Oh, yeah. Now that you've walked to, yeah, OK. Oh, my god. You're looking at Mickey Mantle's jockstrap. Yeah. But do it in like six languages. Here's the oh yeah here's the
Starting point is 00:34:50 fifth Greg Maddux doll. You're looking at another. That would be awesome because like page and spider are always giving tours of the office. We should do an audio. I would be in you come in and you get that. I want this to happen Well, we just started with this. I know but we could do it Don't have that much remember video the check back next week. That's a big week. Okay, next week's a big week. Okay All right, let's go let's go let's do it Who will be first? Clicky. Nick. Here we go, Nick.
Starting point is 00:35:35 No middle. The Plinko board is very thorough. It's forever a walk time. It's quite a walk. It's quite a walk. Why is it so far? We're going to have the hustle buns over there today, fellas. Oh, quick drop. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Wait a second. This is why we do it. This is why we Plinko. This is why we Plinko. Holy shit. That's never happened. No, and that feels like it's leaning. Don't you guys agree that's leaning?
Starting point is 00:36:12 I would agree. And the wheel is Lucas? Sorry. Shoot. That means we're basically guaranteed to have to do a wheel. Okay. Yeah. Huh. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:36:27 So the first challenge is one of JLo's exes, Mark Anthony. So if we could bring in the name tags, please. Uh-huh. So the name tags. So everybody will be wearing a name tag that says Anthony. Sure. And then we will have to mark Anthony by playing the egg game that we played in studio.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Oh, yes. If you get hit, I'm sorry, if you get a hit, you lose a name sliver. If you hit somebody. So everybody's going to get one throw. OK. Everybody else. If you hit somebody, you lose a name sliver so we're all Anthony's if we could become Anthony if you get hit easy no no if you get hit
Starting point is 00:37:14 we'll say you get a sliver at it okay we're all grabbing eggs at the same time no they'll call us out we won't know who's gonna throw they're gonna yell a name and then we're where are we going and then we're running yeah and where They'll call us out. We won't know who's gonna throw. They're gonna yell a name. And then we're, where are we going? And then we're running. Yeah. And where are the eggs? Out there.
Starting point is 00:37:31 We're all going together. Yeah. Anybody stand behind the, okay. Okay. And it's. Why are you putting your jersey on? TJ, is Che on the wheel? Okay, Che, you're playing too.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Okay, Shay, your plan too. Okay, okay. I love this game. Stay in between the red lines. Stay in between the red lines. Stay in between the red lines. So we're just going to eggs all in at the gym? Yeah. Oh yeah. Uh huh.
Starting point is 00:38:08 We saw a car right there. They're gonna call out a random name. And that person grabs the egg? Yep. Okay. Stay in between the red lines? Yeah. So they'll be making sure.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Come on. Ooh. Oh boy, the here. Danger here so they're going to call out who's throwing. Do you? You get one throw. You get one throw. From, can't pass this line? Yeah, you get one throw, you can't pass this line, you got to stay in between the red lines. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:38:44 The time is good. No, he's saying the name. Should we just make some ground rules here? Can't pass this red line to throw. Have to stay in between the red lines running. If you go outside the red line, you get a slice at it. A slice at it, yeah. And then if you hit someone, you get a slice out. And if you get hit, you get a slice at it way, yeah, if you get it you get a slice
Starting point is 00:39:05 Yeah, so as soon as the name is called would you run? Yeah? Really who's coming in? Oh, no! Oh, no! That was fun. That was awesome. Wait, did somebody get hit? No. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Brandon, did you cross? I just turned and threw a straight then. Tate crossed me. Tate was running next. That was good. Okay. So Tate stays out here though,ault. Yeah. Trey was running the match. That's my history with this track, it was good. Okay. So Trey stays out here though, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:48 How many times, we can't run? How many rounds? I've ready-throwed once. No, I'm not, but I wanna get, I wanna, this. Okay. Oh! Oh! Oh, my God!
Starting point is 00:40:05 Did I get him? No. Look, look, look out. Good. Clean. Let's go for another one. It's just trash. You guys go park, come here. Wait. They should still be targets.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Why wouldn't they? Because they'd lose it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Put them a little closer. Yeah, put them a little closer, dude. Put them right there. Right here? Put them on. Yeah, put them more closer. Yeah, put them more closer, right? Put them right there. Put them on the base song.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Oh, you're fine. Put them on the base song. We're fine. Okay, I'm fine. Put them on the base song. No, we're fine. I'm half way. There you go.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Go. Eight. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh!
Starting point is 00:41:06 Oh! He was breathing on me though. Checked out. I was doing it. I was doing it. He was breathing on me. What's wrong? He didn't break.
Starting point is 00:41:15 What's wrong with you? I don't know the feeling. It hit him. It didn't break. It didn't break. It didn't work. It didn't work. It didn't work.
Starting point is 00:41:22 It didn't work. I didn't mark you. You were engaged. I was coming to you, paying for my other money. Riding. I didn't mark you. You were engaged. I was paying for my own money. That's a big win. Damn. All right, right guy. I didn't get you.
Starting point is 00:41:36 So that's not true. I got you, I got you. Big ass. Oh fuck. Oh fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:41:52 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! my God. I aim that thing every time.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Where'd you get it? Right in the head. All right, so Brandon's a super addict. One person I was going for. That's it, Brandon. You're the man. Oh Yeah I haven't gone yet. I'm gonna take your shirt off. How much did that one hurt? It's so hard. One, two, three. Oh shit, oh shit. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:43:08 Oh! You hit him. Yeah. He got Titus. There was a giant cluster going up my right. Oh. Alright, I'll take a slipper at him. I'll heal you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:24 I was hurt from slipper at him. He'll just take it. Oh. You heard it. Yeah. I was hurt from last night, and I actually need it again. Oh, yeah. I just hurt your leg. And tossed it. No. Yeah. I'll take a slice at it. So you're getting unchanged there.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Yeah, no change. Oh my god. I'm fine. Yeah. Yeah. You're all right. You got to be a little bit better. You're better.
Starting point is 00:43:43 You're all right. You're all right. You got it. Danny. Me, Danny, Brandon. All right? Danny. Oh, look at her. Hey. My head is round.
Starting point is 00:44:05 The backsplash got into my mouth. That is awful. Good dongs. Good dongs. It doesn't count, right? Did he hit you directly? No, I hit him. He got you?
Starting point is 00:44:21 Oh, I got you too. Got the hay, dude? We got hay, too? Yeah. Oh, I got you too. Got the hay dudes. We got hay, Jay? Who was in Ghana? Me or Brandon. Nate. Fuck, I'm going to...
Starting point is 00:44:42 Oh, dude. Nate, good ball. Hey, Nate, I'm going. Stop! Good ball, good ball, good ball! That ain't even handy. That ain't even funny. That's your asshole, man. He's a big target. He's a big target. This is true. Come on.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Only Brandon. It's only Brandon. Just count us down. Brandon. Ah! I got so I got hit. I know it's top of my cap. I heard it last night playing softball and then I just felt like not pop. I don't know. It's bad.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Yeah, spiders grab me, Tylenol. Fucking hate getting old. God damn it. I hurt myself playing softball last night so like I twin, I like the top like right here. I Don't know what that muscle is. What is that muscle? At the calf you like the top of the calf I can't strained it last night and then I just felt it like pull hard when I was just running Childhood though not a kill. He's thankfully not gonna work out but it was like I heard it last night and then I just felt it like,
Starting point is 00:46:27 I don't think it popped, but whatever I felt was bad. Oh, you're bleeding. Oh my God. Oh wow. You just sassed my injury. Holy shit. That is a really bad, that's really bad blood. Who threw that egg?
Starting point is 00:46:42 Who injured a new dad? Jay. Jay. Dad, dad crying. Brandon Who threw that egg? Jay. Brandon, are you okay? No. No, Dan. I'm not, they hurt. Is there more running? Fuck, man. The running was worse than the hitting.
Starting point is 00:46:56 We just did like... Big ass! Oh fuck! Oh, big cat! Nick was way closer to you than I was! You're a big target. Big cuss. Oh, big cat, Nick was way closer to you than I was. But you're a big target. Big customer. And you.
Starting point is 00:47:10 You're big. OK. You're a big customer. You're big. Thank god I didn't hit Che. And I wasn't aiming at a specific person. I was just going for the biggest group. Why you say that?
Starting point is 00:47:22 I threw two eggs. I missed with both. And the one I threw at Che was close range and at his head and I missed. Any Yak doctors let me know what I did. I didn't meet you was the last one there. So who got hit you and Che? Me Titus and Che right? But I'm not I'm not taking a slice off. Here's a bush So who hit people? me you I Did I doesn't can chase me che Danny lose a slice. I was a fun game
Starting point is 00:47:54 Can I get a towel I think I might have got hit a third time Yeah, and go over you still I got egg on my lower leg And I don't know where that came from could have hit the ground and splattered I got hit in the back of the neck the smile the back and then the empty your pockets They get egg in there the egg hit somebody and I turned to be like whoa and a glob of the back splash just went Right into my mouth. Oh Yours was what right past my head free food. Yeah, I did throw it at you. Yeah my head Okay, all right
Starting point is 00:48:21 fun Who's you can't say you you made the game? That's a fun game. That's a fun game. That's just a fun game We're gonna and I told you guys were a camp parcel one of the games We're gonna play that with the entire team. I'm on commentary You could still get hit no Why I'm two for two on you what If I assume my injury isn't so bad Brandon if I'm fully healthy I will give you a redemption and parcel camp
Starting point is 00:48:56 All right, we're all just running. You can just throw eggs at me. Thank you. I think that's only fair No, I think I know what the people want. They want me to be in the firing line. That's fine. All right. Okay, good game, good game. Next puck. All right, so only three people lost a slice. Yeah. And two people added?
Starting point is 00:49:13 Yeah. Okay. Who added? Brandon. People that got hit. Brandon, two. Chay one. Chay one.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Wait, I gotta add a slice just because people threw eggs at me? Yeah. Should have been more nimble. Should have been faster. I was way ahead of everybody else when you threw it You just threw it over everybody to get to me. You were a big there's no way Over people watch I you were I was like third I was I would finish there. I would bronze medal in that race I don't think that's I would have bronze medal in that race Brandon Everyone else was shifty too. Let's just how many this could be it well. It's not it. I'll say goodbye to you
Starting point is 00:49:49 All right, let's get let's get rid of you add a slice if you get hit no you got to add at least one One we weren't told you get to add a slice How many Brandon's are are how many? Yeah, we understand well, uh, hey, hey got a hit one so he's oh push canceled, okay All right, how many are you guys are with eight one for each of the slots so if you win every game you won't have a All right Who wants to drop the next puck? Hmm let's find out Let's find out
Starting point is 00:50:34 I didn't crack you How did that not crack? No it hit me and then fell What am I doing wrong? Look at the back of my leg this is where you hit me I don't believe it Picket do you want someone else to run over there? No I want to test out to see how bad it is Look at my back of my leg. This is where you hit me. I believe it cat. Do you want someone else to run over there? No, I'm gonna die
Starting point is 00:50:52 This is your Carrie Strug moment, what is that the 1996 Olympics is the most niche reference ever She was like my hero I I was a little girl. That's not niche. I remember it. If they didn't know it, I mean, it's old. At the very least, it's old. It's 30 years old! One of the greatest moments in American sports history, Brandon. That can't be niche.
Starting point is 00:51:20 We are old. Yeah, we definitely. Uh oh. Why? We are old yeah You oh why don't know There she is Look there's Bella holding her you know we were gonna win regardless, right? I know that's the weird part But it was still cool. It was still electric in the moment. We didn't really need your score, but it was cool Big cat this one is a little bit of running. But you can sit it out if you'd like and get a champion.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Yeah, you can get a champion. Is this Olympic vault? Yeah, it's Olympic. Olympic gymnastics vault. I'll commentate. Tate, I'll take anything that if Tate fails, I'll take the... Tate with a Jeopardy! low haircut would be great
Starting point is 00:52:08 Will you tell Tate to come out here? I'm good. I don't need an ice fan. No ice? You might as well. There's wiffle balls? Yes, so we'll be doing a-rod where we will be playing Wiffle ball dodgeball everybody has a bat and you have to throw it up and hit it and try to get the other team out We'll split the room right down the middle What I'm injured you're playing for me Wait Brandon. What's wrong with that? Nothing, but it feels like this is real physical these are the only two physical ones I think the rest are in here. Yes
Starting point is 00:52:37 You also said there wasn't gonna be another running one and the first one was immediately more running forgot about this one yeah forgot about this one, but no it's uh you know last plinko day we had where you could throw up the ball and try to hit the person in a row this one is just dodgeball people have wiffle ball bats and balls once you grab the ball do you have to go behind the red line uh your team nah no okay but it'll be meay, Kyle, Tate, Titus, Kate. Okay. What are the teams? We'll do...
Starting point is 00:53:08 The first score. Versus who? What? Oh, I guess I didn't say where that splits. It'll be this half of the room versus that half of the room. Okay. We'll play for a minute, and whatever team wins gets a slice taken off. So we don't have to stay on our side of the court?
Starting point is 00:53:22 Yeah, you do. Okay. Listen, I'm... You think I should hold the court? Yeah, you do. Okay. Listen, I'm, we need to do stuff. Probably ice it. Yeah. Rice, rice it. Rice it, rice it, rice it, rice it, rice it.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Dom, you want to grab me some shorts for my office? The red on the, I guess it'll be on this side. No, I'm not. He's throwing it like he's gonna hit us. Okay, here we go. Wiffle ball, dodge ball. I like this. I actually could play this.
Starting point is 00:53:57 If you can hit your out. They're way closer. You wait for the head to come in. No, no. Look where they're standing. Look where we were standing. If you can hit your out. They're actually on three-point line.
Starting point is 00:54:06 And if you get hit, you're out, you add a slice or you just someone gets a slice on him? The winning team gets all their slices. Got it. Well, not one slice. What if you accidentally hit one of your players? I don't know, Danny. Okay. Dumb question, Danny.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Dumb question. Can I switch sides? You can do it, yeah. No, I mean. Oh, you want me to go to go here? That was closer to you. No, I don't want to go against tightness. I want to go against tightness. I'm bad at baseball.
Starting point is 00:54:28 I'm saying what? Somebody else got to count down. Three, two, one, go. Oh, he's out, he's out. Damn it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, damn it. Woo hoo hoo. Oh, jeez. Mickey. Tell Megan I'll take the ice. No. Maybe some tape. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Tell me I'll take the ice I don't know who's winning right now This hard game to track. Oh, Kate! Nice block.
Starting point is 00:56:07 As she's down, I'm good. Okay, Kyle. How much time? Yeah. Thank you. He's good. How much time? Thanks. Thank you. That was good. Make him up. Fuck. Right hand off.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Somebody hit me? Please. How much time is left? Ten minutes. Done. Green light. Oh! Fuck. Green light. Oh! Fuck! Tate! Tate! Tate! Yes, Brandon!
Starting point is 00:57:22 Tate, behind me, behind me, behind me, right. Tate, help him get balls! Shit! Watch out, Tate help him get balls. It's just Danny. The Redbats feel like they're a lot easier you should get Danny to get a red bat We could call it. Oh! Woo! Yeah, now you're going. That's the last of the running.
Starting point is 00:58:42 They should hit at the same time, but they're not. I tried to catch the ball with my foot. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. It's over? Danny got hit. I think he called his pop-up.
Starting point is 00:58:53 Sure. Did we add that rule in late? I guess, yeah. So I'm just going to have nothing but slip. That was awesome. All right. gonna have nothing but slime. All right, we all, you guys all lose a slice. Yeah, you lose a slice. Your mic's off. That's good, Kate.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Has anyone else saw how to shape that takes blood in their mouth? Me neither. Cool. I thought that was gonna go faster. I'm like drenched in sweat right now. Yeah. Tough game. So Kate? Kate, Tate, oh Kate, Big Cat, Titus, Kyle. Losers. Yeah. Okay
Starting point is 00:59:40 So there's More physical challenge? No, done. Okay. Okay done got him out. You're sweating Kyle I hope this morning. Oh, Tate. I think we're good. Yeah. Yeah, I'll let you know if I need you again. Thank you Appreciate it. How's that you that got me out? Thanks guys great job Tate. I didn't think it counted cuz it bounced off Oh was bouncing that count. I don't know I can go back in it hit me. No, it's Yeah, I walked out hit me hard. It's on the noggin Yep, oh no headshots. Oh Let's go back we need bigger bigger bats and bigger balls we piss
Starting point is 01:00:17 You think your legs fucked up I do Unfortunately We'll see I don't think it popped so was it softball or egg throw? Softball was I was hurt. I got hurt last night. Okay Shouldn't have run and then while running felt it strained way more. It's like the top of my calf It's like right here. At least it was for something super worthwhile. Yeah, no comfort definitely. To be comforted. Not the first injury I've taken on the Yak. It's fine. Remember when I hurt my finger playing goalball
Starting point is 01:00:50 in the most pathetic way possible? Remember I like, slammed it really hard? And then it hurt for like three months because I never went to the doctor. And then it went away. And then it came back when we were in Tahoe because Mike Vrabel shook my hand. Oh. Oh, that's awesome.
Starting point is 01:01:07 And I was just like, oh, fuck, no, please. Yeah. Oh, he's a man's man. All right. You have eggshell on your knee still, Brandon? I got eggshell everywhere, Danny. He's trying to help. I'm covered in cream.
Starting point is 01:01:21 What's up? That's the most cardio I've covered in cream That's the most cardio I've done and pause there we go. Oh a deep voice something in his mouth. I think so Hey, Lucas All right, all right, let's go Lucas Good start to play code, so we're two events in yeah, but all the physical or done nobody can breathe big cats got any injury Let's go Brandon, there's no pressure going up because all of us Just don't get the middle
Starting point is 01:02:10 He's dainty it's been a while. I thought he retired that ain't he is Titus he's excited your back man. You think so a little pep in his step That makes me feel good. I miss Brandon Titus can grow acts on going back to Fox Sports, too. Oh yeah that happened while I was... Oh yeah! I wonder if my ID will still work. Has to. Nice. Good puck Brandon. Great puck Brando. That's what we needed. Here we go, Brandon.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Much better puck drop than your last one. I don't know if I said this, but if you drop a puck and it lands in an envelope slot, you get a sliver at it, that's it. Okay. Easy peasy. Ooh. Brandon, great drop.
Starting point is 01:03:03 Oof. The next game Is from the block This will be che dependent. Oh, no. He will be playing a custom Geo guess around All of us have a neighborhood. We've lived in in our life on Geo guesser and five of them are one of Jeff D Lowe's homes he has to play five clicks through Geo guesser and Guess who it is if he gets it right you get a sliver added if he gets it wrong you get a sliver taken
Starting point is 01:03:35 Come on, Che From the block so come on Che. Am I guessing individual person or yes individual person and Che talking out You get five clicks It will be either somewhere we it's somewhere. We've lived at one point in time, so it's a little bit broad What are you doing Brandon? Nice. Oh that's beautiful. That could have been a whole clothing. Danny didn't say Murray would have killed him.
Starting point is 01:04:20 Oh I kind of want to play too That looks photo okay five clicks che am I going or we pause going okay? Was it talk us through it. I mean this is just generic oh Street signs 82 mm-hmm All right you notice anything Lincoln Highway East all right What does that make you think we'll do three clicks here Lincoln Highway I Mean it's hilly Yeah
Starting point is 01:05:12 Hilly and nobody say anything when he's done, okay? Coatsville That's it got to be a dead giveaway downtown coats Downtown Coatesville PA. So this is Coatesville, Pennsylvania. So I say what person it is? Yes. And we will just say right or wrong, I guess,
Starting point is 01:05:35 for the sake of it, right? Or should we say nothing? Pittsburgh-ish. Say nothing. Let him say nothing. So, I mean, it's either Nick or KB, I would think. I feel like fuck It's Nick all right. We will move on is that correct well should we do it at the end because it's not fair to the other
Starting point is 01:05:53 Yeah, what you know Nick or somebody's gonna keep score then I will is I don't know these the answers either But that one was obvious so right that that was a warm-up You got it right for sure but we'll see yeah I don't know what the answer is but I had Nick the whole time as well yeah I was zeroed in on Nick there so we're just gonna let that fastball go which fastball we're just gonna let that fastball go. Which fastball? We're just gonna let that meat pitch go down the, we're not even gonna swing at it?
Starting point is 01:06:31 No. Okay, alright. What? What? Alright, this looks like a two family home with divider, there's a barn. If only there was a word for it. It's like a double plaits. I'm with Divider, there's a barn. Only there was a word for it. Like a double plaits.
Starting point is 01:06:53 Greg. Let's talk, let's talk financial class. Financial class, middle class, potentially lower middle class depending on where this is. Lower. This is throwing me off but I guess some people have shits like this we've got a hoop that's a common What? Whoa Very tall columns
Starting point is 01:07:28 Yes This has to be Athens 25 Very hilly also Rural So Hmm I feel like
Starting point is 01:07:44 Maybe I feel like Indiana is not as hilly so I'm gonna rule mark out this could be And it's just someplace they live during their life not yes, okay Let's go with Kyle all right Kyle is to Think he's gonna pick Nick and Kyle for everyone Hills Hilly Nick or Kyle All right, let's go into the third oh Oh, no, he's not looking he's no remember some of these are Jeff D. Low, so don't think oh
Starting point is 01:08:23 Five of them are why Dom how many are Jeff D. Lowe? I don't think they can hear you. Okay. All right. Ready? Yep. Oh, all right, now leasing for fall Three Jeffy Lowe's so I would think college town
Starting point is 01:08:55 Got some of these things yeah what those are telephone poles telephone poles oh this this type of porch I feel like is a I feel like there's a northeast thing like a Massachusetts or like New England ish oh this type of sign mean East Street downtown oh um I believe is an Austin thing Titus did you did you miss ninth Street is enough Is the story the only city that numbers there is a good idea for game like Let's go Jeff D. Yeah Actually no, oh Or no the plot says no, it's all right. Yeah, Jeff D. Love okay, okay? All right, that was three that is up three
Starting point is 01:10:03 How many ways are five it's there's one for everybody on the Yak. Oh, sure, okay. We can speed it up. Cough cough. Okay. Huh, ooh. Whoa. Holy cow. Let's talk shrubbery, that's Mississippi oh I
Starting point is 01:10:30 Mean is this like Titus be a beach mmm la this be Be Portobello a mushroom. Yeah, that's right. Yeah fuck yeah whoa, I'm gonna say I think you got a city in the background there something Yeah, that's not that's why would anybody move from there That's a mushroom. That one was easy as well. No that wasn't me.
Starting point is 01:11:14 No that was a thing of his. Brandon if I lived in that house. If you went by the beach I would not be here with you. What's the first one? What the fuck would not be here College down here This You can't turn the wheels before you park the fucking car. Oh Robeless, I think that's a that's a California thing gives it away
Starting point is 01:11:51 Robeless also a mushroom Okay, all right like para. You know you're not perfect now. It was my second house. I do not. We knew he wasn't perfect to start. No, now he knows. It's a dramatic way to hide, isn't it Steven? It really hurts that I tweeted out the Ben Roethlisberger ice pick
Starting point is 01:12:20 before this morning. Oh you did, yeah. Alright. Now it's... 2022. So it's back in time. This is nice. Oh, you did yeah All right now. It's 2022 let's back in time. This is very oh, so this is a photo from the past Old angler oh, oh no. Oh, man. It is a good name. Oh Anglers Bend sounds like a bed and breakfast. This looks... This could be anywhere. This could be the Illinois suburbs. Fucking anywhere.
Starting point is 01:12:49 This could be like Naperville. Ah, there's some mountains though. Where? Here. Okay. Alright. Those are trees, brother. Is that a pier? Brother?
Starting point is 01:13:00 Maybe Pacific Northwest with this foliage? Which one of us lived in the Pacific North what's he looking at me? They move around a little bit is an interesting color. I don't think he realizes he can yeah, you can I like you to move Move a little oh those don't count as moves now Break this down. Oh not the kid about this kid. You know that good talk about this what places have kids Kate Oh, not the kid about this kid. You know that good talk about this what places have kids Kate Shitty way to park in a cul-de-sac this is clearly a new construction areas. This is probably oh we have a basketball hoop What ethnicity is the girl?
Starting point is 01:13:44 Caucasian so so I one of us who grew up in a white neighborhood Very nice neighborhood new construction. I Actually dying and who I'm curious Who's holding out on us East so it's oh Actually this could be Jeff D. Connecticut Titus there's multiple Jeff these yeah Jeff these on to number seven Bernie you like Jeff these See you Danny is Danny limping to Danny's little world time I am hurting myself childhoods over guys now it's oh what the hell this is like the same thing but fewer stories oh boy what was the old boy who was that large property?
Starting point is 01:14:51 Fence Yeah, but why do you know fences like this? This isn't a dog fence? This is a livestock fence or some type of shit Wait Oh wow. Ah shit. Is this who I think it is? Wait. What kind of person lives here, Steve? Oh, uh, this could be a... Martitis area, because this is flat.
Starting point is 01:15:15 Blue skies. Oh! Yes! Here we go! Pickup trucks. Kadek drives a pickup truck. Camper. Yep. Because you're in the Midwest. I'm gonna say This is marked. I thought your third guess What oh, it's one preach yeah, yeah Keep working if he's been wrong on every mark Titus though That's it if I
Starting point is 01:15:47 Appreciate I mean if you just go mark tight you're gonna get one right I appreciate the che thinks I have all this property Kadek has a pickup truck camper Kadek has a pickup truck. Yeah, that was a telltale sign. Oh Like in the look of this like this one. Wow all right a pergola He'll all the words he doesn't know This is um Kate because I believe this is the Philadelphia area, okay? All right move it. Hey Arlington. Let's keep it move. Yeah, I mean if you got it already Fucking he's on fire Billy is a forest
Starting point is 01:16:42 Billy is a forest on fire My will this is the same what he's doing right who would have thought he would have got all three Tituses Tough Show the sky Are we at school our tennis courts Ben mince played tennis and he From come on. He is not from Mississippi Ben mince is not from Mississippi is from Louisiana I got I got one view this is yeah, what oh?
Starting point is 01:17:24 Is this a college? Oh, I don't want to Know well the tennis court Rehabilitation oh There you go bum gardener, that's easy. Oh, this is Madison bum gardener Gardner that's easy. Oh, this is who's Madison bum gardener? Giants Bruce. Oh, this looks like Milwaukee Keep going oh wait Midway, mm-hmm Chicago Hey 59 all right. I mean this could be Illinois. I'll go Big Cat. Alright, we'll write Big Cat. I don't know where that is.
Starting point is 01:18:06 Last one? Teej, is this the last one? Yes, you, but he grew up. Yeah. Yes. The state emblem was visible in multiple places. Oh shit. I don't think that would have helped. Yes, it would have. I swore my bite so you know the same Brandon
Starting point is 01:18:29 Fat diss he's right 15th ab that signal on more numbers Washington DC to me they have streets what Well they have like this type of, plus this type of typography. That's literally, oh, what's this? What's the street name? How about all the people around?
Starting point is 01:18:56 Yeah. What do we got here? Is there a famous? 14th, checks out. All right. Ohio Union. All right right so Mark lived in Ohio Jeff D also lived in Ohio so it's probably one of those three but Ohio is probably the name of street in in Washington, D.C.
Starting point is 01:19:27 Yeah. Yeah. Which is what this looks a little more like. But, all right, so I said three for Mark. Who's the, um. There's D.C. I will say. Mark, you can go home and have that baby sleeping
Starting point is 01:19:37 on your lap. Uh, Cleveland doesn't strike me, this does not strike me as Cleveland. It's, it's, it's, it's quick around a little. Go ahead, make your guess. Mr. S, wait. doesn't strike me this does not strike me as Cleveland around a little go ahead make your guess mr. sweet just looking at me subs all right this can't be Cleveland it just can't be other who here would be who's cleaver nobody's Also, there's other places in Ohio I don't think he's lived in Cleveland. It's like a big city The Ohio State
Starting point is 01:20:11 Nikki lived at in Columbus above a Panda Express or some type of Chinese cuisine, so I'll say mr. Nick to rainy Okay, I might have been as best as I have result I've been I mean that was That was that was Ohio State University But you guess you guess Nick well Nick lived those were the jobs Yeah, you guessed me for everything except the one that screamed me the one that screamed me. Well it was one of you two.
Starting point is 01:20:45 Nick worked at all. I did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did.
Starting point is 01:20:53 He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did.
Starting point is 01:21:01 He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. Yeah, the one that was and you didn't turn to look down the main Who's Pennsylvania? Kyle or Nick you've never lived in Pennsylvania Nick. Oh cuz I thought that You guys were very close to Pittsburgh right, but grew up in Pennsylvania That was an oversight okay over one all right the next one you guessed Kyle Yeah, and it was a good guess, that was me.
Starting point is 01:21:26 Ah. We're in West Virginia. The double uniplex. The third, you guessed Jeff D. He'd be so insulted. That's my college house. That's Danny's college house.
Starting point is 01:21:42 Chuck Vegas. Now leasing for fall. The on back, there you go. The fourth you guessed Titus for Portobello Road Oh, Jeff D. That's Jeff D. Okay, so you're 0 for 4. I flip-flopped the Titus and Jeff D. Yeah, you did. The fifth one you guessed Mark Titus. Okay Is it not? That's not me. It's not me. It's not me. Who's with the Dana point? That's gotta be Jeff D. That's Jeff D. Low. That's Jeff D. Low. Wow. The next one you guessed Jeff D. No, no. Wait, you might be right on this one. Who's this? I think this, you might be right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:20 Who is it? Oh that was connected What does that mean I don't know next one you guessed Titus Who's this Brand brand that's me and you were right about like livestock and you were right about trucks and everything But I and no well no no no he wasn't right about trucks. He said he said katik has a pickup truck That wasn't for this one, but you know This was blue skies. That's my house in Cartersville, Georgia All right, is that where you guys Kate for this because of the oh this is the one you went so fast This was Wisconsin's Madison Madison, Wisconsin. Yeah, they probably imported the brick That's confusing mm-hmm the next one you said big cat all right
Starting point is 01:23:10 That was Kent State okay, that's stymied me for a while. You said oh, but yeah This is where you got arrested it is yeah, I can't believe it's already out of my mind by the tennis court They're being used and then the last one you guessed me mm-hmm And that was Titus mm-hmm so you got one right you got Jeff D Right got one right so I think what we do is just add one to che one to change Oh, it's Ohio State University right there, too, so we probably didn't have to do the whole clicking up and down Yeah, right there Yeah, I think right there in the safer guess mm-hmm it also was it didn't ring dorms to me
Starting point is 01:23:55 It's like you know your work. It was the most college looking You know what I'm not gonna judge mm-hmm, but like they were look at all the kids with backpacks Yeah I'm not gonna judge but like they were look at all the kids with backpacks Yeah I would have thought that Cleveland that's worms were not on a main road. I would have thought that You were getting DC vibes from this The topography of it is very flat the the streets names even how many big colleges have you visited? We had to get him on the road. Yeah, because that's like, you just show that
Starting point is 01:24:28 and it looks like a pamphlet for a big college. Well, I'd want to check that one. Name a couple big colleges you visited. And whether you nutted in that place. Ooh. UMass, St. John's, Hofstra, obviously. Any nuts? Manhattan College, Hofstra obviously any college
Starting point is 01:24:48 Hofstra couple nice okay you dog Brown None of these are not in Brown's You're not one of these is oh wait. What was classified as a big college like an Ohio State University Oh, not that many yeah richmond richmond umass Still zero on the big colleges no no national title contenders, okay got it Good job jay great job bad always love watching you play it Let's see who's dropping the puck
Starting point is 01:25:25 Can't all be winners. Jay. Jay. Steve Jay. Let's go Jay. He probably has the closest to the Jeff Teelo haircut. Yeah, he'd be just fine. So, no worries adding a slice. Walk is long, it is.
Starting point is 01:25:59 Yeah, it's a big one. Now that we're done out there, maybe we can move a little closer. That peg is still in play. Yeah, I'm afraid of that. Somebody has to hit the E at some point, right? Yeah, we're in trouble. We're in trouble. Lucas is at least going to get one. Oh my god. What the fuck? You didn't even hit the board. I can't see over the top. What the fuck? You didn't even hit the board. I can't see over the top. What? Should it matter?
Starting point is 01:26:28 You can feel. You're way above it. You can cuss him again. This looks promising. Nice. Jay gets one added. Jay already kind of has. Yeah. He does. He'll have to grow it out if anything. No, go already kind of has. Yeah, he does. He'll have to grow it out, if anything. No, go again, go again. Go again.
Starting point is 01:26:48 I'd like to watch it again. He's the guy we want. He's the shocking. I want Danny. There'll be no change. Jay's the boring pick, I should say. If he gets it, it's not really that big of a deal. Danny, is the wedding here in Chicago?
Starting point is 01:27:04 No, Wisconsin. Up, up, up, up, up. Steve. Steve. Oh. All right, E in the wheel. So Lucas. He hit the wheel multiple times?
Starting point is 01:27:13 Yeah. Three drops, he missed the board. Here he comes. Get the flower ready, Mark. So Lucas's wheel, we told him that the theme of today was Mitt Romney. Ah. So he made a Mitt Romney wheel. Someone's gonna have to drive around in a dog crate
Starting point is 01:27:35 This is Mitt Romney thing you land on it. There's ten oven mitts out there five of them have mousetraps in them five of them don't Is there's two there's 10 cups out there, five have water, five have rum in it, and then knee is needle in a haystack. You have a minute to find the needle in a haystack. If you don't find it, you get antiqued. Lucas, this is really good, man. Really good.
Starting point is 01:27:59 I love this rum. I love this rum. Can I stop right there? Way to go, Lucas. Almost certainly every mitt has a mousetrap. Oh, for sure, and they all have rum. There's no needle. There's no needle in the haystack. It's all needles. I stop right there way to go Lucas almost certainly every mitt has a mousetrap Every cookie has a cracker in it. How do we can we throw in some hot potato somehow? Yeah? But I can I maybe amend that a little bit Titus could we do hot potato, but it has no meaning no meaning whatsoever. Yeah
Starting point is 01:28:27 I don't know how we could do that. Yeah The hot potato that led directly to a wheel that was 50-50 Really I fucking love you Lucas I missed you man What don't I? Think the one I'd like the least is Mitt is the worst, I think And this is everyone or just one person? Oh, it is Shay, he's found the needle Oh, I'm fine with this
Starting point is 01:28:59 Yeah, this is fun, Lucas And he might have to get Antique? Yeah, sure If he doesn't find the needle This is fun I bet he can find the needle I get antique. Yeah, sure. If he doesn't find the needle. This is fun. I bet he can find it. I bet Shay's the best needle finder in all the world. Where is he?
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Starting point is 01:29:53 That's tomorrow folks. And also we have Scottie Shaffer on tomorrow's PMT. A little Happy Gilmore talk. I Did tune into Sky chef on our PMT. I I read him chase tweet. I said I got a buddy who's Struggling with his golf game. Can you fix it out? And then I just read him chase tweet It just kept on going I was like, yep Brandon how's your head and back from the egg? It's it's settled all the yoke has settled and and now just have a hair full of I think there's a good alternate angle omelet There's there's multiple angles. Yeah
Starting point is 01:30:34 Every treated one of them over my verse read is it took me too long to fall Yep, we're good falling immediately Okay Just count us down for the timer. For what? How much time? How much time? What happens if he does find it?
Starting point is 01:30:50 You get Antique, Lucas? If he finds it, he doesn't get Antique. I think he said one minute, TJ. One minute. So one minute, TJ. If he finds it, I'll get Antique. Okay. How many needles are in there?
Starting point is 01:31:02 One. Okay. One point. Of course. Of course. Okay, how many needles are in there? What? Okay? Of course, he's just dropping it now, of course Oh, he's right. That's gonna be easy. It's gonna be sitting on the top rest at the top, right? Yeah, bury it in there Lucas Go okay ready three two one go What wait that it's that easy? I don't think it's easy. Even...
Starting point is 01:31:29 Huh? Wait, why is he pulling it from all the top? He's got pokes. He's like, oh, that can't be the needle. This is Jeff D. Lowe's needle. We did this for a whole night. It's not easy. Oh. Oh. So now it's definitely on the floor, right?
Starting point is 01:31:46 Thank God we have a tarp laid out. Can I ask y'all a question? Do y'all think Lucas dropped the needle? Oh. Yes, I actually do. How did this start? Was this an- Oh, oh, oh!
Starting point is 01:32:00 What's he doing? Wait. Yeah! Steven! So he's just antique Lucas? Yeah! Steven! So he's just antique Lucas? Yes. Yes! Way to go, Steven.
Starting point is 01:32:09 How did it drop that far in? I think he pushed it in. Great work, Steve. Did you prick yourself at the beginning with a needle? Okay. Pointy straw thing. Pointy straw. Pointy straw. It's a good Okay. Pointy straw thing. Pointy straw. Pointy straw.
Starting point is 01:32:27 It's a good thing Titus brought that flower. Yeah, the flower over here in the area of change. Oh, so it's that one. Oh no. What? Savannah Banana Down. What? Savannah Banana Down? Savannah Banana Down. What? Savannah Banana Down.
Starting point is 01:32:47 Savannah Banana Down. Shot. Oh no. This is gonna be tough for their pussy. Assassinated or what? Not assassinated, I sent it to you TJ. A failed trick? Failed trick.
Starting point is 01:33:00 No. Oh no, I can't look. Oh! What is he? Oh? Oh my god, it was the worst-case scenario. Oh This is like old internet fail type video One more like the base bug love he was landing that
Starting point is 01:33:27 Something funny oh That's like a web redemption worthy fail The anchor just read the teleprompter Wasn't prepped for that e folks if you like what you just saw That would be a good product Okay Antique next to Brandon's antiques. There we go. It's all in his mouth. It's Santa Claus.
Starting point is 01:34:08 Looks like a war boy. Alright, nice toss buddy. Brandon, has an athlete ever been murdered mid-game? No, but it was dramatized in the movie The Last Boy Scout. Brandon has an athlete ever been murdered mid game? No, but it was dramatized in the movie The Last Boy Scout. Where the running back was going down the field just shooting people. Really, really good way of breaking tackles. Who was the tennis player that got stabbed?
Starting point is 01:34:38 Monica Sellers. That's such a crazy thing. And I gotta imagine somewhere in the world of soccer players, at least in a temporary. You would think of soccer players. Oh yeah, definitely definitely that actually might have Brazilian soccer. Yeah has to have Mm-hmm Yeah, the Monica cella story so that doesn't get talked about Had the middle. I don't know about sitting on the bench in her stalker came and stabbed her mm-hmm During her tennis during her tennis she would and it also
Starting point is 01:35:07 What he wanted he was a Steffi Graf fan they wanted her to go back to number one and she did because Monica Salas got stabbed yeah she was like young goat right? she was on the way that's right is that why they put the ball boys facing the crowd? I don't know
Starting point is 01:35:23 I think there's an extra security. Yeah is that the ball boys job to... They're the ball boys. The ball boys don't face the crowd do they? I watched a lot of Wimbledon on leave like every day for the first like two weeks my child was alive would wake up feed her and then she'd sleep on my chest as I watched tennis for like eight hours and boy those ball boys are something. Yeah. They're funny. Yeah, they're funny Putting their hands out like that and they're goofy. They're so yeah I was fascinated with them. Yeah, so what is your takeaways on tennis?
Starting point is 01:35:55 I think I'm into it, but I don't know what that means or what to do with this good morning sport Ever listen to the tennis podcast? pretty big By the way, we reached out we wanted him to come on and they they said no What would have been such an easy way? We wanted him to come on to help us we were like gonna ask them. Hey, how did you do that? Why would they talk to you? Yeah? Yeah, you're not the football podcast shit
Starting point is 01:36:24 I'm a tennis brothers guy. Yo, yeah. Oh man still Wow Tennis is cool. I like tennis. I think it's too hard. Hmm You play it actually made me feel better watching Wimbledon. Yeah, cuz they're they they fuck up a lot Like they they'll miss hit it a lot hit it right in the middle That's fun to see it makes you feel yeah, yeah, it makes you feel like Like we're not so different Let's drop some puck hell yeah, can we do a oh Fuck yeah, fuck che got e which oh yeah great work che. I were so we're halfway cleared
Starting point is 01:37:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're halfway cleared. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, cuz the wheel don't get covered. Yeah. All right guys. We're cooking We're doing it. I Don't know what this has to do with oh, I guess with Ben Affleck will be good will hunting mmm So Dom ran to goodwill and got 12 items. It'll be me and Danny Brandon and big cat Kyle and Titus, Kate and Che. We're both hurt. It's prices right, you have to order your three items lowest to highest price.
Starting point is 01:37:37 I love this. This is a great game. Team that wins, if you get it right, sliver taken away. That was a mousetrap. Somebody just hit a mouset, so much. You said about strap. Yeah, I know that sound Okay, should we get some like hip-hop beats in the background we're getting broader items Yeah, we're gonna be brought our items alright. Love it. So who's the first Danny and Nick okay? We have paintings oh Wow order them
Starting point is 01:38:04 Well, this is good. Oh, we're all gonna go one at a time or yeah you guys go okay I mean we just go smallest to biggest that frame has to I think oh Yeah, that's good, that's definitely okay Make it all from that right now. Yeah, put that up in to the red one three. Okay, so most expensive middle Cheapest I don't this oh boy, that's a good, that's not a bad drawing, that. People will go for the smaller ones too, I think. He's hot.
Starting point is 01:38:49 And there's a woman in the middle one. Boy, I like this music. First thing you're doing with that, Brandon. We're locking it in. Brandon on the wall. Locking it in. Wyatt? Oh, come here, so we can hear you?
Starting point is 01:39:04 Say it again. I'll come come here yeah, we can hear you say again The woman is middle and then sunset You got that one I include the frame there's no way that was that woman is fine. I am yes, I Don't even feel that bad about that Who would buy yeah, that is a tough bite. That is I'm running to good will seriously who'd buy that to get some sweatpants Alright Brandon. Let's lock in here. I don't know that frame has to be more than Though they sell Small bags of chips. Is there a price on there? Uh, no. Well, they...
Starting point is 01:39:48 Oh, they're all different prices. Actually, that one. What? There's a price on there? Okay, we got $125. God damn it. Well, that's easier. All right, hold on.
Starting point is 01:40:03 I'm buying the naked woman chips The starter I think son son chips most expensive Hey, if that's how you guys want to win that's fine. What's your floor? What's your ounces here have fun sleeping tonight your fluid ounces of Sun chips? This 125 People returning their food 25 is the cheapest I don't know Hey
Starting point is 01:40:33 You know Based it on quality Lot of flavoring on the best. There's a a density. So I think it's most expensive, middle, cheapest. Hold on. You feel good about that. I like Doritos as cheapest. Do we think Sun Chips? But think about the heft.
Starting point is 01:40:59 Feel them. What do we got? We got one ounce and two ounces two ounces versus one ounce that's double the chips Brandon the only price we could see was the Doritos so didn't really help us all right we're gonna go with that cheapest we got it right the most expensive yes yes Doritos were 125 Sunships for 150 Fritos are one. Are we done with those? Oh, why fuck? Yeah, Brandon. You're not gonna eat good will
Starting point is 01:41:30 Brandon I'll tell you guys those are my favorite chip Do you like them or do you like the twists more I those are a little much but I do like I like to eat This is my favorite. Those are great. Those are gonna little much, but I do like, I like to eat, these are my favorite. Those are great chips. Those are gonna be hard to find. All right, you guys are up. I'm throwing back at me, because Goodwill just sell expired food. All right.
Starting point is 01:41:50 I'm disappointed in you. It does say Goodwill on there. It's Titus and KB. Kate, you're going with us. Oh, good variety. We have a five wood. It's like a ladies. Is that women's?
Starting point is 01:42:04 Yeah. Amateur or pro? It's yeah amateur or pro amateur golf club to our low am yeah High school says oh wow yeah, but from the shirt Yes What's the other stuff? This is a flashlight that doesn't work, okay? very flimsy. Flabby almost.
Starting point is 01:42:28 And this has to be the cheapest. Okay, and that's... This is a Japanese cookbook which, ooh, it's Ima, it's Kazuko. It's like pretty cheap. And there's a variety of liquors, recipes, pictures. This is the most expensive by far. This might be a hundred bucks.
Starting point is 01:42:51 You want to go flashlight, club, book? You want to go book? Cheapest, most expensive? That seems like the most obvious. I think so too. You want to just go with that? Yeah. Flashlight, club, book. Flashlight, club, book. Flashlight, 399, club, 499, cookbook. Flashlight, 399, club, 499, cookbook. lock it with that yeah, yeah, yeah Club book book
Starting point is 01:43:07 flashlight 399 Club 499 cookbook 599 Five dollars and 99 cents for the cookbook oh Do you have a new Japanese cookbook I will take this All right, let's do this. Sailboat. Oh! Haunted statue. Little lady statue. A boat.
Starting point is 01:43:34 And who is this? That's a green Pikachu. That's Baby Yoda. Valentine edition. The toys are usually really cheap. This seems like the nicest. It's like quality. Wooden ship is classy. And then this little statue. That could be like a deity.
Starting point is 01:43:49 What is that, ET? It does look like a deity. Like an ancient. The Venus of Villas. What if this is worth millions of dollars? Like a potato. It does look like a potato. But it looks like something someone made themselves
Starting point is 01:43:59 in art class. It looks like it has a fat ass. It looks like a fat ass potato. I feel like the market for the two things in your hand are very limited the market Demand low Baby Yoda is hot in the streets But it's used I would say ship baby Yoda statue, but I'll go with whatever Yeah, I could do that. I know what you're doing or do you think it's baby Yoda ship statue?
Starting point is 01:44:26 The ship is impossible to put value on Not the random wooden doll where you even start okay, so the ship is priceless I feel like baby Yoda is not the cheapest. Okay. All right, can I say ship Baby Yoda statue? I like that. So wait, what do you have is most expensive? Most expensive ship, Baby Yoda statue.
Starting point is 01:44:56 Wait, most expensive ship? Yes, it's very detailed. Okay, if you wanna go Baby Yoda. Okay, Baby Yoda, no we'll go with Che. Baby Yoda ship. I don't wanna order. Hey, you're a goodwill shopper. okay, baby Yoda. No, we'll go a chape baby Yoda ship You're a good will shopper Stay strong But he's right. There's a market. I feel like baby Yoda won't be the most expensive
Starting point is 01:45:13 Okay, shit baby Yoda statue, so cha you don't make a decision But you don't think it'll be the most or we ship being most expensive you're almost like what order are you going in? most middle least all right? I know I'm wrong Why gave me his phone baby Yoda 599 most expensive 299 Buddha statue 199 Yeah, they got our yeah, yeah, hell yeah, all right so slipper off for Brandon big cat Kyle Titus Fuck Danny I fucked us did that frame I was wrong I was wrong had to cost more than that other picture alone 599 we're the four guys to shop a good will the most of them yeah, okay?
Starting point is 01:46:00 There's a lot of slices Who's even in the lead? Exactly, you have a like Cheyenne host Brandon as the most brand a lot of brand Alright, all that was getting hit me KB and I look like we have the least and Titus that fair He be Titus and I It's not fair Brandon, but it doesn't matter cuz all you need is one Nick. What's that motherfucking smell? It's like cock push up smell No smell that no, I keep selling the cake. I don't like the smell of Megan. Maybe my cooking something. Oh, oh yeah
Starting point is 01:46:37 Shish kebab fest oh cool. Yes, 230 stop by Thank You Megan Okay, thank you Megan Okay, I love Megan she went right into mom mode when I got hurt Does that a lot? What do you need? ice Advil Cost me an Advil. Yeah fucking have it all it airy. We have so much at all right Titus Go mark too much at we are flush with Advil. There's like We could OD on Advil.
Starting point is 01:47:07 I think Mark did the old, oh I'm just running to get some flour, be back soon. Yeah. I'm just gone for hours. Where the fuck is he? Comes back with a... Comes back with like, Jeff D. Lowe? Yeah. TJ, did you see the Jeff D. Lowe I sent you if somebody already has a similar Jeff D. Lowe haircut?
Starting point is 01:47:24 Oh! Alright, you can get a couple D. Lowe haircut. Oh! All right, you can back up. That could be okay, that could be okay. Oh my God. Oh no. Whoa. What? Is half his head? I don't, it's like, looks like-
Starting point is 01:47:34 Don't know. It's an angle thing. Prepping for surgery? We're looking at a Jeff D. Lowe haircut. Rocking the Skrillex. Yeah, you can get both these. All right, get them all three. Rusty. Clear it out. Yeah, end the day. He forgot how to play go. these. All right, get them all three. Rusty. Clear it out.
Starting point is 01:47:46 Yeah, end the day. They forgot how to play go. Rusty, I'm Rusty. Someone has been practicing. If he spread out and got all three. Oh my God. Mark, this is. Mark. Mark.
Starting point is 01:47:57 It's been a while. Mark. Mark. He's nervous. Mark. Oh my God. Oh boy. Wait. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh boy. Wait. Oh Almost a perfect turn so a sliver added for Titus and H. Oh
Starting point is 01:48:14 I lied again. There's ones on the court Don't eat a tape. Hey, how do you keep forgetting about the running? It was a group effort of making challenges. Yep. If you guys think that I should find someone that's fair, I don't know if Tate. Similar build. No, Tate's fine. Tate's fine. Tate's good.
Starting point is 01:48:33 Tate's a, Tate's a. You're up again. We're both way the same. So this one's pretty, pretty simple. This one is. Danny said we both way the same. This one's really simple, this is Lopez. There are eight of us
Starting point is 01:48:45 there are seven pez very low on the basketball court out there like it like about a foot low or lower okay there's a low there's seven Lopez the candy mmm we have to go out there and find them okay I can do this you can do it yeah one person that does there's one person that will take a physical change Maybe
Starting point is 01:49:16 Count us down check Cheney's to get out here, too. They're on the court. They're low. What is that? Just really low Yeah All right. Let's check. Oh, fuck, whoa. They're low. I don't know. I didn't play this way this way It was lucky you got one Kyle, where'd you find it? All right? I found a pez on the electrical outlet It will get harder. Where was your pez Kyle? It was really low. It was about Mine's about six inches board ok wow that means there are six pez left maybe five of chase running back in
Starting point is 01:50:12 Kate looking for her pez the pez hunt underneath of the cornhole bags none big cats out there limping around None. Big cats out there limping around. Hez is one of my favorite candies. I was just going to say, don't you think it's one of the best candies? I think it's really good. I would put it closer to one of the worst. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:50:36 But it has the novelty of the dispenser. That's the toy aspect. Right, but like that- We're talking about the taste of candy. Oh, they taste good. Do they taste good? Your Pez, which one's what flavor's yours? Raspberry?
Starting point is 01:50:54 I've been a Pez guy almost. Oh, Che, did you find one? Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. I've been a Pez guy almost 30 years. I actually wrote a letter- Wait, you've been a Pez guy for 30 years? Really?
Starting point is 01:51:03 Yeah, I wrote a letter to the Pez Corporation when I was in elementary school and they sent me a huge swag bag What did the letter entail? Just like you're supposed to write a letter to the company that you like. Where was it? It was in a bag of PES? No, that wasn't Lo No, it was on a table. Are you cheating?
Starting point is 01:51:22 Are you cheating? You guys are bitches You're trying to cheat Lopez No, it was on a table. Are you cheating? Are you cheating? You're trying to cheat Lopez. All right, get in here. It's not your fault, but do you want, yeah. I guess the everybody should have just checked in the big bag of pez. That's a pez, Brandon. There's one Pez in here? Not ours. I don't know I got mine. I love Pez. I'm out there. So you got one? Damn.
Starting point is 01:52:08 They said it's in here. Who's still looking for Pez out there? Danny? Got shirt on backwards. Yeah, I think his shirt is on backwards. Yeah, it's on backwards. I got lunch. Well, I mean, my brain doesn't work.
Starting point is 01:52:22 My leg doesn't work. Don't you feel it? My childhood ended. Yeah. You, my brain doesn't work. It's in pain. My leg doesn't work. Don't you feel it? My childhood ended. You should feel it. Yeah. You're not a little kid anymore. Che, what is the most borderline treat?
Starting point is 01:52:37 What's that mean, Steve? What's the thing above it? It's, is Rice Krispies, Rice Krispies treat a dessert or a snack? It's a dessert. It's a dessert and a snack I think I think store-made are a snack homemade is it fair dessert has found Wow Danny you're out a Borderline I got tootsie roll is a borderline tree not quite a treat. I'm not happy. It's a treat What would keep tootsie roll from being a tweet treat the lack of the traditional chocolate taste. It just it doesn't really have a familiar flavor.
Starting point is 01:53:09 Thought you found one already. My granny used to call herself the Tutsi Roll lady. She would bring me a big lie. Ah, granny. It's the calf. It's the calf. Alright. Fuck. I can't blame that one on the calf. It's the calf all right fuck Is your penis bigger than this
Starting point is 01:53:34 Right now fun game hard hard Maybe it just a little That's the next game All right add a slice for me everybody can lose one except for you Brian what's the matter but do nothing with me right? I that has nothing to I have always Sucked Kyle toss me that and finding Lopez Like that's a bigger than this
Starting point is 01:54:05 Ever since I was a little child I could never find the loop I was about to start I don't know it feels this was like muscle man. I am a sort of pissing. Yeah, right It did feel like hold my shit But like hold my little shit This feels just like my little shit Danny Any questions for Danny Danny did you are you shaving your bush for his wedding? That's something you would do like do you yeah, trim your auxiliary hair for your brother's wedding you're not I Don't think I wouldn't but I'd feel like I should
Starting point is 01:54:40 Yeah, I feel like that's a respect move the best man. Yeah Yeah, I think you have to go in with at least velcro length because you gotta be ready if he goes down What if he shaved oh doing a full body shave at this point? Yeah, actually if you get pants on the dance floor as best man. You have a big bush Yeah, I've had him untamed said that ragel a gnarled bush. Did you even love your brother? Honestly you should trim down your bush for bro shave my ass while I'm asking text him text him right now and ask Is it fine if I have a bush? Yeah, you shave it or not Yeah, didn't be honest with me man. He's dealing with like really stressful what all
Starting point is 01:55:19 Call him that work. Yeah, I like the idea of like sitting down the groom with like a legal pad and being like alright Let's go through this checklist real quick. What is what is any allergies for her? Do I have a bush? Yeah, just be like where we land on that again circling back. Yeah, like getting ready for the wedding I forget what you said yeah Is there a clarification bow tie gray socks Yeah, yeah pictures at 10 a.m.
Starting point is 01:56:03 bow tie Yeah, yeah pictures at 10 a.m. bowtie Where is he older or younger younger bush? Oh, yeah, maybe not then no how many years where's he getting married? Wisconsin How many siblings you have I have three is this the third to get married yeah, oh Danny did you go? I have three. Is this the third to get married? Yeah. Uh-oh. Whoa. Danny. Did you go? Danny!
Starting point is 01:56:27 Oh, Danny. And you're not a young close. Their other son is going to a reality show next month. Oh, Danny! Danny, Danny, Danny. So would you say that when your parents, when your parents' friends at this wedding are like, how's Danny doing like he's
Starting point is 01:56:45 he's figuring out 32 and going on a reality show Jersey Shore next month so he could be better he's doing no that won't be the first question they have a lot of questions he do again so No, Aunt Kathy, it's me. Maybe that's where Danny can get out of the Jeff D. Lo. If he doesn't want to do the Jeff D. Lo shave. Do the Jeff D. Lo bush? The bush. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:57:15 Should have been a bush. I was going to get a bush by the time I get a skin fade on the bush. I'm talking like porn star. Yeah, I know what you're talking. Yeah. Alright, deal. I'll have to, obviously have to show you for proof I assume. pornstar yeah, I know you're talking yeah, all right deal Delta Obviously have to show you for proof. I assume well we have the
Starting point is 01:57:30 Stylus coming so yeah, yeah, it'll be right there great day to bring my neighbor. Yeah, right We pivoted it was bush Good question, okay great question great question all right, let's go to the next person. I'm wearing this backwards, fuck. You sure it's better? You don't feel that? No, it has to be really tight around your neck. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:58:02 You need a hero? Nope, I'm good. Through the Willy Wonka. Do a somersault at the end. Oh, man. You need a hero? Nope. I'm good. Do the Willy Wonka. Do a somersault at the end. That's pretty hard, right? Thank you. OK.
Starting point is 01:58:14 There's a T and an A, Dan. Make your pick. You know I'm a T guy. You a T or an A guy. Oh, yeah. I'm going to try to get this. Do you think he tore a ligament? Maybe? I think he's dead fine.
Starting point is 01:58:28 Yeah. He's faking it. Oh, wow. Going the other side. Going for the A. He hasn't really gone on that side yet. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's a sticky, it's a sticky, uh, right above the A. Sticky for today. Do you think a sticky, it's a sticky, sticky board today.
Starting point is 01:58:46 Do you think it's because it's human out? Maybe? Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a new bird! Yes! Wow. Alright. Double play.
Starting point is 01:59:04 Still got it! Wow, injured? All right Sure double play Wow, oh maybe you're really down Is this doing the Brandon was court All right The next challenge you made oj lo front Jersey girl All right The next challenge you may know JLo front Jersey girl So we have a slide of 50 WNBA players with their jersey number blacked out Mmm, and if you get one of their jersey numbers, right you're out Okay, if you are still in at the end of the slideshow you I love or not
Starting point is 01:59:42 Yeah, all right, we'll start with Kate did they go up to the they don't do 90s oh oh I know her only one I might know I think I know this I just don't know any sports numbers across all sports oh it's Lisa says her name right there you just have to say your number yeah let's just go just rip it okay 22 let's see nine seven nine Titus you're up That's Paige Becker's ah all right tight wears number fucking She to give me two That's not a WVP
Starting point is 02:00:25 All girls in Jersey it It should be easy. Who is she dated? Shh, that's how you think of women's. Yeah. Yeah, real nice, Kyle. You were white knighting on Monday. She doesn't look so good on Thursday. 12 or seven in my head, seven.
Starting point is 02:00:39 Ooh. I don't even know Saquon Barkley. Kelsey Plumb. Shh. I don't even know say quam bark Kelsey plum Let's go 24 Or we could do celebrity guesser We're gonna get this Seven Seven We're not Chay's dialed in
Starting point is 02:01:12 Him watching us do this must be what Us watching him do geoguessr feeling Give us a clue to the number Chay Chay what are some things we should be looking at when it pops up like did help us up Anything uh it depends on the person okay? I don't expect to know all these okay all right I've angel Reese we got this right no come on. We got this neck. We gotta have this cha
Starting point is 02:01:41 eight oh Kinda Skytown okay, what yeah, I saw that oh Danny ice thing don't say any chase. Are you that's a narrow sir? I won't say to miss his now I know I wanted to miss his so bad number Well, yeah, the players names are right there. Yeah, I mean without it. I'm like oh, I know who that like I know who they are But I don't know numbers not go 25 oh okay okay please miss this let's go rapid-fire yeah yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh suckers um Floyd Lloyd Lloyd what would Lloyd do give me a second six? no no
Starting point is 02:02:30 Lloyd? why is the name gone how is that a hint no way Lloyd this is good rapid fire give me a second one, six ten wow chase still in it Give me a second. Two. Give me a second. You've had one. Six?
Starting point is 02:02:45 Oh! Wow, Chase still in it. OK. Me? Yeah, rapid fire. Caitlin Clark. This is the scariest one. Seven.
Starting point is 02:02:53 Oh, I said 22 before, I think. Fuck. Oh, that's 30. Yep. Let's go! Yeah, Titus. Nice. On the board.
Starting point is 02:03:04 Megan Rapinoe, go, board. Megan Rapinoe, go Kyle. Megan Rapinoe. Shay, give me a celebrity that's this age. It's a minor. Zero. It's a minor. Big cat. Oh shit.
Starting point is 02:03:24 Come on, David. Let's just go one I like that I love that Jay got that one I hope he doesn't get it Bosco would have known that one too this one I know go Brandon this one's easy Brandon
Starting point is 02:03:42 easy don't overthink Brandon you know about is she not on your shelf. No. There's no women on my Recipes So she's not 24 7 get him Kate 11 Eleven Can't we break oh she is seven 22s all right che manche big for you. Yeah, shit
Starting point is 02:04:20 She was married to a buck and beat him up So low and beat him up. Yep, they're all facts. Solo. Why do you keep saying the last name? It's my process, hold on. We're doing rapid fire. It's just stopping when I get to the end. We're doing rapid fire. Is she something weird like double zero? That would be low.
Starting point is 02:04:40 One. Solo. Alright, rapid fire. Seven. Oh my god! So Seven oh Sorry yeah, you got this six oh I was getting that Candice Parker. That's ten. I got another three. Oh Eleven Parker that's ten I got another three oh Eleven We've seen yet brandy chest she never wears our jersey three Eight
Starting point is 02:05:23 Another 20 20s and threes oh Yeah, they just uh eight Yeah, they just 14 All right, okay, 22 To Julie Earth oh Whoa 15 Face why we're still doing oh you got it come on Brandon Brandon Brandon you got this easy one come on Brandon Zero
Starting point is 02:06:03 Why would the Rue it rhymes You've been beaten down by women I'll go three Fuck oh Ali Boston is double digits. Is she? There's a lot of them. 42? There's more.
Starting point is 02:06:32 42? You should get a slice out of just that. Come on. 22. Oh. Oh, I was halfway there. You just stuttered. One.
Starting point is 02:06:46 Okay. Badger. Oh, oh, I'm halfway there just started one Okay badger Five oh ah Ten the why would she be seven? 25 the dreaded zero ah 25 the dreaded zero Come on now, okay, it's you che che Ryan Howard Screeching halting 13. I don't even know Michael Jordan's number to I don't 10
Starting point is 02:07:32 I don't know many there. Yeah, I don't double digits 11 Becky Hammond five double digits shit tell by the the width of the should we just play single digits or double? No, do you otter even otter? Well, that's how many more do we have TJ? Oh? Degrees are double. No do otter even otter. Well, let's how many more do we have TJ? All right, we're all gonna lose there's no way to salvage 10. All right, so we have Money, I that's fine. You have to get so let's go Finish this round and then we'll do one full round of otter even. Yes in the number here. Yeah, you're going to tell oh This one's easy. Six. No. No. No. God damn it. No. 18. I went to a basketball camp with her once. All right, Shay. Go on to Griffith. This team doesn't exist anymore. Numbers do. Got him.
Starting point is 02:08:26 13. All right, so this is the last round. Yes, odd or even. Odd or even and number of digits. Okay. Oh, you gotta do number of digits? Well, that's impossible. I'm just gonna do even.
Starting point is 02:08:39 Hey! It's good. Tina. Single digits odd Mmm. No you get it you get it. Yeah, that's KB's gets us off. Okay to make it catching Even yeah, I saw fuck Even Even oh Oh, Brandon! Even.
Starting point is 02:09:06 Who put this together by the way? Wyatt. Incredible job. Yes! Me and Brandon, everybody gets a slice of meat with me and Brandon. Oh, Chay. That's all I got. That's the last one? That was the last one. Alright, Chay, tough break. He should have known it. Should have gotten it. Alright, so everyone gets a slice from me besides Nick, Brandon and Che. Yeah. Got my Pez slice back. Kate is your barber here?
Starting point is 02:09:36 He is. Yes he is. Great well we have one slice left right? Just gotta get it. That was a huge double. Oh yeah wait we have a second game. Oh, yeah, yeah wonderful Does he want to like warm up or anything? anybody here needs a Can't wait for this wheel spin
Starting point is 02:09:55 Eliminator obvi it's gonna be uh This one's I'm real okay, JLo lyric. We'll go around the room It'll be a three second video either AI or real you have to say which it is yes Love this I've been got by these plenty of time. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah this morning I always think back to that guitar video or whatever Yes, I got by a dog in an eye patch Brandon you had Talking and oh that sounds these earlier in the show on mostly sports you saw the Cleveland Browns thing and you said
Starting point is 02:10:27 Everything you see on the internet you think is fake Hour later you're like you guys see this dog with an iPad It looks so awesome that we will start with Kate. I think this is one round. Oh, man. All right This is a video or it's just an image oh, I'm saying that's real yeah That was just that's up there. Let's uh no. That's okay. That's okay. That is a Fake looking real picture, so what's the answer? It's a real? I said a rope. Okay. It's a fake looking real That's Mount Saint. That's real I guess I'll go fake
Starting point is 02:11:14 Wait a second they've all been fake. That's real Guy Brandon fake Fuck Real gotta be Hey Brandon! Fake. Fuck! Real. Gotta be. There we go. Alright, Jay. Shake mouth is like, what a hate of that. Ooh, this is a beautiful home.
Starting point is 02:11:32 God damn it. Real. Where is it? Uh, Washington State. That's fake. It's nowhere. Alright. Uh, Big Cat and Brandon.
Starting point is 02:11:41 And Danny. And Danny. Get a slice of the roof. Yes. Okay. all right puck drop Changes went back in a geoguessing mode, okay, so we have greenery house KB is there's a second thing good KB and Big Cat for usual Okay Is this it? There's a second thing. KB's looking good. KB and Big Cat. Per usual. OK.
Starting point is 02:12:06 Is this it? Well, if we get it, we've got to get it. We still have Mitt Romney laying out there. Let's go, Kyle. Bring us home, KB. It's a problem. No pressure. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:17 Yeah. I got a virtual appointment with a doctor at 430. And she's like, so how'd you hurt it? Well, it's on video. It's a egg. It's not important. You know what it was, Brandon? It was a play at third base, and I had to change direction.
Starting point is 02:12:32 I was the runner. That was it. Can't change direction. Not at our age. Just go where you're going, man. Get there. Get there. All right, go again.
Starting point is 02:12:42 Sliver for Kyle. Sliver for Kyle sliver for Kyle Kyle with a skin fades funny to me Like super tight I sent Jeff a bunch of images of Jeff the barbers Jeff as well No nothing's going to take oh three slices Three slices for Kyle. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Greedy. Oh no, Kyle. Keep dropping puck. Yeah.
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Starting point is 02:14:20 download data collected by Sensor Tower. Sponsored by by Jack pocket So we've all seen J. Lo's monster in law Yeah, what's that? Oh the movie? Oh? Yeah, there it is We've all seen monster in law, but Kate. What are we doing today? We're doing monster and slaw There will be Eight bowls of coleslaw and one of the bowls will have Munster in the bottom if you have the Munster bowl You're out if you don't you go into the next round of coleslaw where there will be seven bowls of coleslaw Have to eat a bowl of coleslaw. Okay, get the monster you're out until it's 1v1 Okay, that's the game you got a hope for the Munster
Starting point is 02:15:06 Why are you guys are laughing at monster I fucking monster in the first round of sloth Hey, I fucking hate coleslaw Oh my god so much coleslaw in here So we eat this entire bowl Wait, how do we aren't we able to tell if it's monster maybe before? There's a cube of monster you have to have some I got the monster to play all have mustard all but one has monster
Starting point is 02:15:42 All but one has monster. Oh Fuck Can I eat the monster? So what happens if you don't have the monster you're out? Okay, so it's reversed. Okay. I don't I don't think I'm monster. I don't have monster. Oh wait fuck. Yeah I have no monster. Where's my sloth? There you go Brandon. Let me say good job Brandon There you go Brandon. Wait, let me see. Good job Brandon. Look, mine looks like that though. Mine is good.
Starting point is 02:16:06 Yeah, you do right there. Give me my fucking ball. Give me my fucking ball. Give me my fucking ball. Who doesn't have Monster? I don't have Monster. Brandon. Brandon.
Starting point is 02:16:14 Brandon's out. Well played Brandon. Take a slice off for Brandon. Keep your fork. Keep your fork. Oh, give me the fork. Take a slice off for Brandon. Good slaw.
Starting point is 02:16:22 Wow. That's good slaw. Yeah, I don't like slaw, but this one I actually like How many new bowls smells we have? All we got more coming oh fuck a Lot more that's I have my fork. That's Brandon's self I Said let's play a game where we just waste 15 baby House that slaw. No doesn't coleslaw get typically not a slaw guy doesn't it what a gassy to digestive that's our crowd
Starting point is 02:16:51 I did like the monster. I am Thank you coleslaw might be like a thing that I love but hate every ingredient What's in it ingredient What's in it? Declare we do want the cheese cube or we do not you don't don't okay fuck I got monster Alright I'm diving in I got monster Fucking monster I fucking monster
Starting point is 02:17:29 Fucking damn it. I have no monster. I don't think I do either. No you somebody does I have monster fuck Alright, I missed it Can I eat it? I don't like monster. What are the ingredients and coleslaw cabbage cabbage cabbage mayo carrots Should I not eat the monster? I? I'm eating the muncher I'm eating the muncher Good god Thank you This is too much coleslaw
Starting point is 02:17:56 Yeah Once you're out you get one taken off? Yeah I mean we could just rock paper scissors or something guys We don't We're getting down there what for I fucking month same you have monster and sloth all me all right here we go see it's cabbage carrots whole mayo I have monster in vinegar god damn it not another monster in slaw boy that's a real change you not monster who doesn't
Starting point is 02:18:37 have monster I don't think I do yeah you must not because we all did I have it alright so it's five of us slot. Thank you. Oh starting to real What I feel so bad for Wyatt and Dom that this is getting real boys Fuck I've been practicing for a long time separate anyone the boys Wait a minute. I think I could be out in the clear eight wait I got monster
Starting point is 02:19:13 Do not have monster another monster, I'm in the clear Bowl me Getting worse I didn't find it. I got Monster. I got another Monster. Another Monster. It's me, Titus, Nick, and Danny. I got Monster.
Starting point is 02:19:34 I have no Monster. I have no Monster. Titus and Danny. I've eaten all my Monster. Me too. All right, then there were three. So much coleslaw. I'm the monster.
Starting point is 02:19:51 Oh my god. Oh my god. Are you good? Are you? Oh my god. I don't know. I'm looking- I got my monster! I'm into the finals!
Starting point is 02:19:58 Danny, you have to have monster. I don't see it. Did you eat your monster, Danny, I have no monster Danny monster I have no monster We do a monster off a monster off a monster mash You weren't here, I'm not seeing any monster in my bed are they the last two no big cat I already ate my monster. I'm in the finals Yeah, I don't see monster in mine all right Rock paper scissors for Titus and Danny
Starting point is 02:20:46 No I rock paper scissors for Titus and Danny to go into the finals Rock paper scissors Rock paper scissors between the two no not reverse reverse rock paper scissors. All right ready you guys are rock paper scissors shoot Rock paper scissors. Oh God Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. It's the farthest away you can play. I just keep looking back and forth like, oh. Titus versus Big Cat.
Starting point is 02:21:11 All right, Titus. Big Cat, wait. Which one do you want, Titus? The one Big Cat's got. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I haven't touched this one. You can pick the one in Dom's hand or the one I have. This takes a lot of skill.
Starting point is 02:21:22 Kante. Mm. I'll get this one. OK. Oh, shoot. I'll get this one. I have this takes a lot of skill I got monster No monster That's so much monster. I'm sorry. Everyone get the wheel off. Thank you. Oh, wow. That was fun. I never knew they went so horribly together. I've never done that before.
Starting point is 02:21:52 What? Doug, thank you. Thank you. All right, so before we wheel everything, should we give everyone one chance, no adding to the wheel, but you get one chance to take a slice off and you have to go do Lucas's games No, like you can just take it or you don't is there a punishment if you fail no I mean, I guess it would be rum or I'll do the wrong one. I'll do the mousetrap one. I'll do rum I'll do my I'd be willing to gamble. I'll do the mousetrap do my strike this first look Brandon
Starting point is 02:22:20 It's hurting if everybody gets a sliver off. I pass can't add a sliver. Yes, this first sliver off deal Okay, it's rum or what? Mouse trap can kick no it's a rum. Yeah, yeah Rum or water rum or water I'll go run with them alright KB. Are you doing it? No, you're not taking a chance to get a slice off sounds like you want me to Know you got another three when you're up there KB. Yeah, you know it had three oh I did yeah No wait hold on before you go wait till the camera I Think all of us mousetrap guys what is it just the three of us? We'll all do it at the same time
Starting point is 02:22:57 I've never been trapped Wait what is this for? Mouse trap sliver off is to take a sliver off you could do a you could do a shot Wait home before I'm not I want to wait to give me you want to do this shot. I have to do one or the other Yeah, you don't have to do anything now, but you can you get a free roll? Okay, you guys Kate you go first, okay? Probably Lucas probably put it. I mean. I don't know what we're definitely all around. Let's see That's from yeah, okay, Brandon. That's just this is wrong
Starting point is 02:23:42 Brandon Brandon would react like that to water to oh Brandon Brandon would react like that to water to Nick Lucas you're so high from half one Rum okay, okay, so we oh oh Stephen They're all wrong fuck from Rascal Yeah, all right, so I'm not doing that they're all not That's an mouse. Oh, it's definitely gonna be a mouse. Yeah, no, so I'm not gonna do it
Starting point is 02:24:11 Do they get this made us to wrong? No, oh you didn't know when did it? We didn't know I was gonna not do it. No, he was gonna do that. Okay fine. I'll do it Y'all don't robber y'all don't master. You don't get this like they're all master. No no slice of water. I think was lying There are every I thought it was no one of them might have like some sort of Cobra I thought it was just if you did it you got the slice off. Oh, no you have to pass it They're all wrong Nick. I may not No. They're all mousetraps. They're not all mousetraps.
Starting point is 02:24:44 Rum. Those are all rum. Rum. These aren't all mousetraps? Rum. Rum. Rum. Why are you believing him?
Starting point is 02:24:51 They're all rum. They're all rum. They're all rum. But he did say don't look in the gloves. He's like don't look in there because I don't need to see. So. I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Starting point is 02:24:58 I'm gonna go all the way. Go ahead, if you're gonna do it, you gotta get your hand on the mousetrap. You wanna go, you wanna go one by one. We'll go one by one. You wanna go? You want me to go? I'm gonna go. Iousetrap. You wanna go one by one. We'll go one by one. You wanna go? You want me to go? I'm gonna go. There's a chance you just...
Starting point is 02:25:08 You snap it, but it doesn't get you. Wait, I felt it right there. Look. Don't do that one. Do another one. Yeah, but I... It's by the wrist area. It's like right in the front. Got it, got it, got it.
Starting point is 02:25:22 I thought it was like gonna be at the end. Why is Danny back out there? He's got a legitimate knee injury because of this shit. Ah, there's the mousetrap. I lost. Whoa. It's gonna be every, why are we believing this? Go.
Starting point is 02:25:37 Yep, mousetrap. They're all mousetrap. It snapped the wrong way. Yeah. Go ahead, put your hand in. They're all mousetrap. It snapped the wrong way. Fucking loser.
Starting point is 02:25:44 It snapped the wrong way. Beep. The only way that hit. Yeah. I don't know. Oh! There's one without. One.
Starting point is 02:25:53 One. There was one? One. Fuck Lucas. I should have known better. Yeah, why would you believe that again? Winner of that round, Ashley, take a slice off for Kyle. Yep, Kyle was smart. Smart enough. Yeah, what why would you believe that again? Yep Kyle was smart
Starting point is 02:26:13 All right, and now it's uh should we get Jeff in here now we scramble Wait the barbers name is Jeff. Yeah, what yes? They're similar guys It's Kate's like I think he lives in her building oh That type of neighbor yes What's up Jeff? What's the other type of neighbor? Yeah? The one who lives in a building next to yours So I guess you're right, yeah.
Starting point is 02:26:53 Jeff, what's up, man? Jeff, what's up? Thank you for doing this. It looks awesome. Good to see you again, man. How we doing? What's up, man? Good to meet you. Dap.
Starting point is 02:27:01 Yeah, I texted him last night. Can I get a redo? Yeah, I thought mine was... Yeah, we're not shitting.. I get redo Yeah, I thought mine was Wow Selfish big cat. Well, I mean I you knew we all had bad high fives over here And you like asking for the second first pitch. Yeah trying to explain this to him last night via text I was like so we Here there's no explaining it
Starting point is 02:27:21 Wheel the mic in front here. I just sent him several pictures of Jeff D law I was like one of our of our coworkers as a punishment is going to get this straight haircut. No, I just explained Monster in Law. I was at Coles Law. That looked terrible. Yeah. It was bad.
Starting point is 02:27:33 I lost that one. Yeah. Yeah. But thank you for being here to administer this haircut to somebody. Yeah, it's so good. I'm glad to join you guys on here. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:27:43 Sorry, I don't have my hey dudes. That's okay. You can get a pair for sure. Do you have Instagram or social that people can find you? I just got a Twitter. Okay. I don't Instagram anymore. Where can people get a haircut from you?
Starting point is 02:27:55 Born with Soul. Okay, nice. BWS, yep, it's in Logan Square. Wow. Yeah, it's a dope shop. There we go, sweet. If you guys ever been to Wasabi Ramen, it's right across the street from there. I should have. Heard of it, you have? Yeah, Fire Ramen go. So if you guys ever been the wasabi ramen is right across the street
Starting point is 02:28:09 Let's find out who's getting the cut from Jeff the Jeff cut from Jeff yeah How do we get ready for a lot of wheels? Oh? Yeah, shuffle gotta shuffle what happens if it's you Kate JLo banks and I'll do that myself unless you want to but I'm gonna do bangs. How do you feel about that shuffle? Two more times that's a good false Chunk there you go. So that's good. We're going down to one name. Yeah one name and it's elimination TJ did you add my slice for losing Munster I
Starting point is 02:28:52 Turned one away from everybody. Okay, fair. Yeah But you have to have every one of yours hit before you're eliminated, right? Yes. Yes Okay, so just go fast here teacher. Let's just rip it Our co-worker Jeff is known for getting $75 haircuts every week. Oh, is that the guy you see? Yes, and he keeps it like extremely he's like very known for it. This don't matter for like 10 minutes. No This is huge. Yeah, it's just yeah, he spends a lot of money It's the most dangerous lead and Jeff D low-wheel. Yeah, you're right. Who had the most going into the Brandon? Okay, and Che too, right? I had a good bit. So what the fuck is happening? What the fuck, Jay?
Starting point is 02:29:34 Okay, he's been three days on fire. Three? Yeah, he got three in a row. So much yellow. Are you kidding me? Oh my god! There's so much yellow. Are you kidding me? Oh my god! Are you fucking kidding me? This would be an all time joke, Jay. Jay, if you clear the whole board before anyone else, you have to get the haircut. Or we all have to get it.
Starting point is 02:29:56 There we go. There's me, little me, little you. Little me! Little me! Big hat. Okay. You Little me But you also like I mean it's if you get yours off then there's less chance it all right lands on you I haven't seen a lot of Nick
Starting point is 02:30:24 The person who cares most about his hair here is Brandon. There's two. All right. There you go Brandon Get hot Danny how you feeling? Normally I wouldn't care but I today I care Weekend I care you text your brother about the bush. He didn't take me back. What did you say something to ponder? Yeah, no one way to go Nick. That's big. Oh Danny. No Danny yet, and no Titus. It's always me man. It's fucking me. Hey. Little Kate. I'll do bangs on my own.
Starting point is 02:30:51 Kyle, have you had one yet? Nothing. All right. Go, go. There's a Kyle. There's a Kyle. Well played, Kyle. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:31:03 You're good, you're good. So no Titus Does anybody get their haircut on a regular here? Uh, he just got mine yesterday for the first time six six. Oh shit Did you see the haircut that you'll be giving what are your thoughts on it? It's clean basically in push back. Yeah, let's fucking go. All right, there you go Basic. Push back. Yeah. Let's fucking go. All right. There you go, Brandon. Very sharp.
Starting point is 02:31:29 Yeah, hop, Brandon. All right. I just need to see one go in. I just need to see one go in. We had a whole JLo theme because it's her birthday today. That was the theme of our Plinko Day. And so his name is Jeff D. Lo. So that's why we stumbled upon.
Starting point is 02:31:51 I was like trying to I'm like, should I try and explain this to him or just let it. No, I'm just trying to try. No, I would have been like, what do you know? What does this mean? You had a no no time. I'm starting to are you set up Jeff yep got my shit up oh fuck yes all right we go right to it this is crazy crazy did change just have a lot there's one left I had I think the most or second most yeah the second most well
Starting point is 02:32:17 that makes sense so we're hitting if we have the most I'm gonna start taking my shoes there you go KB. There you go KB. Titus if you come home with like the is your wife gonna be like what? Probably, yeah she probably will be. There's a Danny. I need one more before we start. Oh Danny you only have three left.
Starting point is 02:32:38 Yeah I only had four to begin with. Titus you only have four? Okay. Come on. That's big. Tide, is she only a four? Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, this is just gonna come down to everybody on it once. Yeah, who's on... who's in the worst spot right now? Uh... You mean I unscramble it?
Starting point is 02:32:56 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Because I like having that big nip. Brandon and Shay are down to one. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't think about that. That the more you have on, more. Yeah, yeah, whatever I Just spent the last year and a half growing out my bangs
Starting point is 02:33:11 died a What tightest died I died I died or before I have three I have three che one Just need to see one get to the Titus Start a little run Get to me get to me to all right all right No I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
Starting point is 02:33:47 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
Starting point is 02:33:55 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
Starting point is 02:34:03 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I think we're all at three or two. I have three and three one Barbara loyalty is a thing. So yeah They're gonna make me host the wedding put a pin in that one day Beautiful To That one Danny. Oh get you to fool there To will get heavy wheels get heavy Get there stop stop stop
Starting point is 02:34:37 All right, I'm not the one I'm down to one how confused it there was get there stop There stop. It's got to get there, then it's got to stop. It's gonna stop Go Get there, stop. Get there, stop. It's gotta get there, then it's gotta stop. It's gotta stop. Let's go. Titus. Titus, that a boy, Titus. There you go, Titus. Nice. Brandon, that yellow is lingering. It is, it's just hanging. Chase lingering.
Starting point is 02:34:57 It's like a piece of monster in there. Back to back. Like, oh. Oh. Let's go. 13. Oh my God! Oh My god tightest way to clear the Gonna gone home back home one day back and then show up brutal with I would have done it though I would have done it. I would have I would have totally but started before and sub three
Starting point is 02:35:24 I would have done it. I would have totally started before and sub three Why would do that I thought it was going to be not I did not bring it you only got one life you're fine Selfishly wanted to see Nick with yeah Kind of curious. Oh, and you're cleared the board Jay you got to be sweating Shay I would have loved to do it too. 4-0 lead? I want it to be Danny.
Starting point is 02:35:50 Jay already has that haircut. I'm panicking. I am too, baby. We're definitely in panic mode. Oh man. There's Danny. I mean the odds were. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:36:05 Brandon, what's going on brother? Brandon. I like that we're all so basic that we're panicking about the thought of a knee shot. I like looking at a clean cut. I'm off. There we go. Alright, that wheel is getting chunky. Sucks.
Starting point is 02:36:21 Okay. Sucks. There you go. Let's go KB. Okay, I'm just Hey. Hey. There you go. Let's go KB. Let's go KB. Okay, I'm just gonna, no, just no. Yes. No, no chance.
Starting point is 02:36:30 No, no fucking way. No, it's not gonna be you. No motherfucking way. No way it's you. It's not gonna be you. There's no motherfucking way. It's not gonna be you. It's not gonna be you.
Starting point is 02:36:36 Hey. It's not gonna be you, dude. It's the most important day of my brother's life. Brandon, why don't you do JLo bangs? Like K was gonna do. Yeah. You wanna do that instead? It's not gonna be you, Brandon. It's not gonna be you. It's not gonna be you. It's not gonna be you. It's not gonna be you, dude. Keep the bang. It's not gonna be you. This is the most important day of my brother's life.
Starting point is 02:36:45 Brandon, why don't you do JLo bangs, like Kay was gonna do? Yeah. You wanna do that instead? It's not gonna be you, Brandon. There's no motherfucking way! No! Give me that. Give me that.
Starting point is 02:36:53 Brandon, you're actually looking cool. Brandon, it's not gonna be you. You're fine. He's trying to jinx it, though. You're gonna be fine. It's gonna be me. It'll be a fun story. There ain't no way!
Starting point is 02:37:02 There ain't no way! Fuck! Brandon, you're fine. There story three people left oh man I'll leave give me that no yes you know now what no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Brandon. It's gonna look cool. And it's not gonna be you. It's gonna look cool. It's one for Brandon. One, no. One, oh, Brandon. Three more.
Starting point is 02:37:54 I got it. I got it. And you have to do a movie review to oh Brandon let's go to oh Kyle do you want me to do it for you? No, I mean this No, it's a good haircut Maria what's a sweep? I don't know spray tan lightning bolt. Yeah spray tan spray tan lightning bolt. Yeah spray tan spray tan
Starting point is 02:38:28 Doesn't go over too well on the show One for Kyle where you want to go Kyle People clapping in the game. One for Kyle. Two for Kyle. This cheering is so funny. Wanna throw a hate dude at him? So funny Hey dude, Adam Bring all you gotta do is win one of one of the next three One of the next three
Starting point is 02:39:21 No, he's it's three to you One of the next three. The network wants a game seven. Yeah. I did my math wrong. I did my math wrong. I know I did my math. Listen, is it three three brain is not good today. It's three three bad brain day.
Starting point is 02:39:41 It all comes down to this then is that is it my understanding greatly? This is everything Holy shit, I need to have an I need the gambling capes go rocked Any last words Brandon or Would you guys like say like like sweet Ronnie George? gun gun gun That's another Top Brandon I'll spoke his piece all right
Starting point is 02:40:17 You already have the flip for it They'll look natural. Oh, all that freaking out was not worth it. Kyle. Nice. Yeah, I mean, this is a better haircut than I have. Would you like to, should we debut it tomorrow, show? What do you guys think?
Starting point is 02:40:54 I think debut is better than like watching it because then you can see it kind of form. What do you guys think? Yeah, big reveal tomorrow. I wouldn't mind people watching Jeff cut some hair. Yeah, we can start the haircut Yeah, okay, maybe we can even do it from an angle where you can't see exactly what's happening We'll do five minutes of haircut minutes a big reveal tomorrow. Yeah, are you okay with this? Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 02:41:21 Yeah, all right, so make sure you're not on video until tomorrow nervous Before me put on a hat either bro. It's my first Okay with this oh, yeah, yeah, all right, so make sure you're not on video until tomorrow nervous You dress like Jeff D. Lo tomorrow, I can yeah, yeah That's are you gonna have the right products to style it no The man I need to get some good Spray get you styled come and dress like them. Maybe a spray tan. I would love that okay Well, I sent you I sent him some photos of Jeff's hair So he's got the the basic lay of the land and we can always call Jeff if we need reference, but and are you doing anything this weekend, right? on my girlfriend's birthday
Starting point is 02:42:12 little gift Crazy no, it's not you're gonna look crazy. No hoping it was branded well Jeff. Thanks for doing that What's the name of your shop again one more time BWS BWS. Yeah, okay Find me on style seat slash chap CHAP. Okay, everybody calls me chap. Yeah chap. Okay. There we go. Thank you So what you live by Kate? Yeah. We're like direct across neighbors. Front door, yeah. We're in townhouses that are like right across from each other. So wait, what about the window?
Starting point is 02:42:50 That's on the other side. Okay, have you seen the window? The red light with the camera? I wish. I heard about it, but I haven't seen it. Every time I walk the dog at night, I'm looking over there. The red glow is like shining like a beacon now. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:43:08 Yeah. I missed out for sure. Brandon? Oh yeah, no, that was fun. I would have done it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. I wouldn't have had no problem doing it.
Starting point is 02:43:19 Didn't seem like it. It's freaking out a little bit. Kyle, you're gonna be great. A lot a bit actually. Kyle, Kyle, stop. We'll it. A lot a bit, actually. Kyle, how's that? We'll talk. Where are we doing it?
Starting point is 02:43:29 Yeah, go. Let's go, you ready? All right. Yeah. Let's do this. Kyle, you want me, I'll be your champion and do it. No, I got it. Did you want it done?
Starting point is 02:43:37 No. Oh. Try to get my hair out. We're all getting bangs. Kyle was in for the planning of this. Yeah, you're right. He was here the whole time. I kind of feel bad, but we all thought it was funny.
Starting point is 02:43:47 It's going to look awesome. I also think none of us thought it was going to be us. Danny, you would look good. I wanted it to be Danny. You would look good. He does like the zero up until the past years though. Everybody at the wedding would have thought you got a special cut for the wedding. I don't know if that would look bad.
Starting point is 02:44:00 It would just be like a personality cut. You have to reveal? Oh yeah, Kyle has a straight. Alright, so just get it done, and then we'll stay we'll stay live okay alright live haircut, okay done No, no, it's alright. We'll do the live haircut. Let's get it cut. We act for a couple more minutes. I Don't know I think we should I don't know if he's pissed or I don't I don't think we should show him getting we should show Him starting the haircut, but not the whole yeah, I want to see the finished product. He's gonna look just fine. He was one of the better ones to happen to yeah, definitely Brandon I know you would have done it. I would you absolutely would have done it. You're so down I just know way you would have gotten I said I'm probably gonna get haircut
Starting point is 02:44:37 Yeah, you wouldn't have gotten in your car and drove now and then text me being like fuck this show no this would have been it Yeah Okay, I and drove and then text me being like, fuck this show. No, this would have been it, yeah. Okay. I think he's gonna look awesome. Oh, look at those. Doves, maybe? And so Kate, how did you ask him about this? I texted his wife first,
Starting point is 02:44:59 because I talk with her pretty often. I was like, I have a super weird question for you. We're doing this JLo birthday celebration and we need a haircut. And I sent her pictures of the guy, we need a haircut. I'm like, his name is also JLo, kind of. And she was like, go on, he just talked to Jeff. I was like, all right, I'll try to. My brother said, shaving Bush, question mark?
Starting point is 02:45:18 W-2-F-L-O-L, I hope to not know. Oh, he wants a mystery. Oh, Bush reveal. It'd just be like, until when Oh push reveal it just be like until when You don't want to know until when all right. I'll wait till Sunday Yeah, it'll be game time You know I bet Kyle's gonna look great I like the idea of Jeff watching this whole time like it's not even that bad It's not a bad haircut. It's just doesn't fit
Starting point is 02:45:50 Anybody but Jeff D. Low. No if it's other people I think it'll fit Kyle. I think so Um here we go What's the far away? I don't know I'm always like butchering my kids cuz I like do their bangs myself cuz I can't bring myself to cut the baby's hair yet Jeff's always like do I'm gonna fix that for you to my kids are always like Real crazy looking oh he's gonna look fucking amazing. He's gonna look so good He's gonna look so good
Starting point is 02:46:28 We're off One side burn down and he brought some mousse and gel he can fix this up Lucas Is Jeff D. Low aware that we're doing this no I asked him for his address, but no yeah Lucas I know this is old news in your life, but I just wanted to bring up the fact that I was at home watching Tate, and it started as T-Bob, and then it became White Boy Rick, and really the whole office, trying to win a national championship.
Starting point is 02:46:55 And Lucas, at like 7 PM on this stream, which is like prime time for Barstool after dark, with the whole world watching, decided to take over the sticks, take the San Jose Jose state job and recruit for like three hours and Not play a single game and I haven't had a chance to talk to you about it Lucas Okay It's so don't show don't show we want to see the Maybe a one-second we're not like you Know
Starting point is 02:47:42 Oh No This might have to be the best one for every every plinko day ends in a jeff t It's so funny And he was part of the planning of it give us one more one side TJ you want to spin our wheel just in case? It's a great haircut, but it's just not us it It's like when I wear makeup or something right like a personality change Kyle good news we got dry I'm crying. Is that a dark? I can't see any of it. I can't wait.
Starting point is 02:48:48 It's way bigger difference than I thought it would be. That's what I'm saying. He does zero like up until the end. Yeah Danny you're right. Your instinct is right on there. It's gonna happen for a month. Jeff does not do the normal fade. He goes zero to one. What would you have done? What? Would you have done it? Oh, of course.
Starting point is 02:49:09 Dude, we get to wear hats every day. My wife would have been so mad. You wear a hat, you're just like bald. I would have had to call my wife. She was told me to just... But it actually would have been almost a positive for me because she's going to be mad about the injury. So it would have been able to cover up the injury being like the haircuts way worse No, it doesn't kids out, but it like pushes off the injury
Starting point is 02:49:35 Give us one more one shot I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
Starting point is 02:49:48 I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
Starting point is 02:49:56 I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
Starting point is 02:50:04 I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. Seconds are very funny and then the full reveal And I'm looking back at Jeff Jeff D. Lo's hair cut not is exactly goes Like TJ the pictures I sent you it goes from like zero to 100. Yeah, you guys are crazy for saying like it's similar to my haircut Got a mean side I go Look at us Got a mean side I go He can't he obviously doesn't know because he's not looking no mirror He's feeling the air where he's never felt air Was ever shaved head guy Oh Ever shaved head guy Are they talking yeah talking talking to each other it looks it's getting it's getting significantly better
Starting point is 02:51:00 At all I don't know He's got a jelly back. I would have done it. Yeah, yeah. You would have too, Brandon. I would have, yeah. Yeah. You make a big stink out of this stuff, but you would... I just was a performer to ask to perform.
Starting point is 02:51:18 Puttin' on a show. You ever notice how big my ears are without this hair? Oh, is that the issue? I have gigantic ears. They are without this hair. Oh is that the issue yeah? Gigantic here they stick out yeah, oh That's very foreboding a huge thunder thunder Getting his haircut Yeah, it is like completely good on Jeff sighs. It's gonna look good on copy That's he's just not used to has Jeff
Starting point is 02:51:40 It looks good on Jeff. It's gonna look good on Kyle too. That's he's just not used to. Has Jeff ever deviated from this? Are there old pictures of him? There was one that we showed. Did you see it? I didn't know. You didn't see that one?
Starting point is 02:51:51 Uh-uh. You had like a screely touch. Oh my God. Oh my God. Missed a spot. Oh my God. This guy's beard doing behind him. Oh my God.
Starting point is 02:52:04 Oh, Kyle looks good now. Yeah, he's gonna look he's clean. He's gonna look good He's just not used to it's 55% watch live 45% reveal when it's done so pretty split Hmm what do you guys think well if they watch live though already be getting the reveal right but the moment of well It just looks good now The fun's over yeah once he blended it I'd cut it was very funny so it's 55 watch live yes I mean we can well let them see it well I mean like the people that want to reveal they could just oh yeah their
Starting point is 02:52:40 eyes look away close your eyes it looks. I actually might close the eyes Alright ready. I'm showing it in three It's getting better we should have told the bar to stop before he blended it Yeah Yeah. Girlfriend birthday weekend. I think he's going to look fucking awesome. He is. And he's got clothes to match. He's got the right thing in the closet.
Starting point is 02:53:14 He's probably been waiting for this. He's got multiple things in the closet. He's going to maybe be a better Jeff Z. Lowe than Jeff Z. Lowe. This is bad for Jeff. This is, yeah. He's starting to look like Jeff. He is. Oh, Brandon, if that would have been you,
Starting point is 02:53:32 I'd be on the floor crying. Oh my god. We're going to have to do this punishment until Brandon gets it. No, we're not. All of us get it. Brandon, a year of no more punishments for you in any way, shape, or form extended across the entire company. Every show you're on, every everything.
Starting point is 02:53:49 In exchange for that? In exchange for doing that. That's a pretty good deal. You have veto power of every single punishment. Think about us like... Yeah, no, I'm on the Yak every day. I don't have to think. I got it. They'll have to think I got it They'll have to take a lot off the top to a will they for Brandon oh oh no
Starting point is 02:54:15 That'd be tough. It's a tough. Yeah, I can't look he looks good He does he does he pulls it off cuz he's got like a yeah, this is beneficial He's the yeah your ears would be tough with the only one that could have done this and not Che Che basically has it. Yeah Yeah, not super dissimilar. I guess I'd have to style it like he does but it's fun How'd Lucas avoid this oh wait Lucas not get an antique how did Lucas avoid Lucas hasn't been anythinged Well, I can't have Lucas should have been in the running for the Jeff you're like 30 hours in Lucas recruiting two stars to San Jose it was
Starting point is 02:54:51 incredible just one of his own it was incredible I got the sticks now I'll never forget it as long as I live I love that for you taking care of your newborn baby and you were mad. I was, yeah. Well, she was asking questions. She was like, daddy, why is he doing that? It's the bottom of it. Kyle looks great. How about his pants? He looks like Jeff D. Love. He kind of does.
Starting point is 02:55:20 That looks like Jeff. Yeah, this might. Yeah, he does look like Jeff. Every dozen tournament, he might have to do this now Every year replace and see if the audience notices Areas have any of you ever got a haircut that you were like what the fuck yeah, yeah I Any of you ever got a haircut that you were like what the fuck yeah, yeah I Had once at a barber that I stopped at a beauty shop on the way home and I've done the same I walked in with almost tears my eyes and said can somebody please fix this
Starting point is 02:55:53 I went to a Puerto Rican barber shop in Minneapolis and got basically this by accident They just brought out the the actual blade and started going on my head and I was like wait Oh, it was too late. Yeah, I got one. It was one of my it was like a big video I had actually but they just they like cut the whole my whole cowlick. They like shaved it It was weird. It was like a fifth of a buzz cut This motherfucker's just gonna look good. Yeah That's annoying I went to I got a haircut. It was so bad
Starting point is 02:56:21 I went to another spot and they brought out everybody that worked there to look at me I got a haircut, it was so bad I went to another spot and they brought out everybody that worked there to look at me. But the place I got my haircut at first was at like a Christmas themed pop-up barber shop in a strip mall in Bethlehem, West Virginia. It was like they would change like the decorations and the name of the company based off the season.
Starting point is 02:56:40 And it was like a Santa's barber. That town sounds like it's full of bizarre. There's weird stuff. Bizarre shops and stores. Remember when we saw the words Coatesville, Pennsylvania, and he guessed KB or Nick? Also, if he had turned a little more, he would have seen the whole main street
Starting point is 02:56:55 with like cheese steak, blah, blah, blah. Who would have seen you? Maybe, perhaps. Bernie, he saw the Ohio State University and didn't guess me. But did guess me for five other... No, you don't remember Nick was there for two and a half months. Nick did work there, so I guess that's fair.
Starting point is 02:57:14 Three years. Were your dorms on the main street? Tidus was with Greg Oden, he wasn't in dorms. To be completely, I mean, to be fair that I don't think that was My dorm, but that was Ohio State's camp. Yep. Yep. I didn't live in that specific Those are dorms though on Main Street. I don't I don't know I'm so fascinated I Probably are the Main Street wasn't I mean that was just a street. That was high street Isn't high street a big street in Austin too?
Starting point is 02:57:45 You're thinking of 9th Street. You're thinking of Westchester, Pennsylvania probably. You're thinking of Coatesville. Oh, numbered streets. Austin has a grid pattern. Then he had another number later and said, oh this numbered street is Washington, DC. Yeah, mine was literally on 7th Street. The chat is suggesting that KB FaceTime Ebony to show him.
Starting point is 02:58:03 Oh. No. That's pretty dumb. Mm-hmm the chat is suggesting that KB FaceTime Ebony to show him Oh She's probably watching he likes Kyle loves true loves Kyle I Miss Ebony I've been talking to her Her baby's gotta be like a year old now, Timothy What's a minor shit that happened while I was away I saw the headlines I couldn't watch every second of everything though What's something that did happen while you're what's a minor thing? So any big guess we had without you What's a small thing just think of a small thing nothing like big but more like you know
Starting point is 02:58:51 Small I take up golfing. She took up golfing. He's the funny This is the first time you like started playing or this is since I've moved here I I played a couple times he is the funniest golfer ever because he has a comment for every shot Mmm, so does he hits it? Are you an optimistic golfer? Yes? Yeah, so yeah He sliced one to the wrong was it to the driving? I just want to drive a lot of like if the flag was there that would have been a good job Huh, he also teased it up in the fairway Yeah, he retease how's your swimming going? Oh, we're stuck my pool is closed Oh, we're gonna grab pool is closed. Oh, we're gonna go to the side of a lot in camp
Starting point is 02:59:30 Security guard Mike almost died Yeah, it like something fly through his windshield no shit Yeah, wow Jersey turnpike He thinks a car go in another the other direction because he was in the fast lane through a water bottle because His windshield like exploded a hole Holy shit, he was wet. He was like why am I wet? Play play want to chase golf swings. They're very funny The yes or the oops
Starting point is 02:59:57 Are so good He's looking good What is he is applying he might need to get a earring. Earring would work, a gold chain would work. The Tyler O'Day cross angle. Yeah, Tyler O'Day? Does anyone else here have an earring? Any guy?
Starting point is 03:00:20 I used to. All right, here we go. Yes. Yes. Ground ball. It's fine. Base hit. Base hit. Whoops. Whoops. Yes. Yes. Every swing. It's fine. None of these are probably. No. No. No. Going where. Teeing up on the fairway. Yes, one of those swings was teed up on the fairway. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 03:00:48 You like golf, Trey? It's OK. He's enjoyed it. Jones, you want to get back out there? You're like, yeah, I was the fairway. I want to go like two or three more times before Halloween. Yeah, that's his goal, which could hurt his goal of 85 more laps. Yeah, you might have to pick one or the other
Starting point is 03:01:06 I just don't know how you're gonna golf two more times right now in October 31st. No Try and carve it a couple pockets Do you have any courses in mind they're like I would love to play here like no I'm happy to think every course looks the same I don't think it matters to him. Do you have a bucket list course here? Oh? Yeah, I'm working my way through them Che you using your connections to get on the best courses in America would just do that a great lane for you teaming up on the fairway Reviews the best golf course yeah
Starting point is 03:01:49 Yeah, whoops whoo hard Yes, amen corners underwater right now. Yes, what what is a main corner at the most? Whoa, but they'll have that fixed by like tomorrow noon. Whoa Sheesh. Damn. What state is that in? Georgia. Georgia.
Starting point is 03:02:09 That's where Hulk Hogan was born. Georgia? Wow. That's the Georgia. Comes full circle. Georgia. Augustus crying today. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 03:02:16 Oh, damn. Wow. That's beautiful. That's the state. Eddie got the Billy Joel impersonator for his party. Oh yeah, we party. Yep. Eddie's party.
Starting point is 03:02:25 Oh, Eddie has his party that he does, his block party, his backyard. We don't wanna watch the video because Danny was talking too much. But he was saying his goal was to get a Billy Joel impersonator, who like, this guy's legit. Like this specific guy? Chicago's piano man. Oh, okay? That's what he's building
Starting point is 03:02:46 Okay, yeah, he had a conflicting event, and I told Eddie money is not an issue make him an offer He can't refuse so we made him an offer. He can't refuse and now he's booked Wow come it's gonna be fun Yeah, why not yeah about to steal his mic Great Nancy went to fish with two 50 year old women and goldfinger or the ninos the ninos someone was offering a molly while he's trying to order food almost went yelling screaming molly alright well the video is from last fall by the way not from this weekend. That's on me. Oh
Starting point is 03:03:26 Oh Probably giving you a real one. Yeah like 10 golf accounts posted about it But how's the cream team doing great? Oh, we're still chugging along. Oh, they're killing it Yeah, they're killing it Zach is a star Jacob's fucking he's one of the hardest working guys. We got they're the best Ice creams been like perfect. Yeah, the haters have to just be oh Spiral in This is I think we're already past the point of what people what the haters expected correct. They thought by now Yeah, someone said there's still a lot of time left Mean that why would you hate on that seriously? I don't know why they would say that
Starting point is 03:04:04 I mean that why would you hate on that seriously? I don't know why they would say that Dante called Josh Potter Billy. Oh, yeah, that is minor. I saw that Then we met Billy and we met Billy look just like and we met Josh Malisex team is going to worlds. Yeah, a couple years so still not the Olympics probably found out that the Olympics Oh, you're having six men and six women lacrosse teams Are very low there right so is he is he in the process of qualified is this does this matter for qualification? It's just like I think if they if they didn't make worlds it was dead Okay, officially, but they don't have to win worlds necessarily
Starting point is 03:04:45 No, yeah, I think worlds is top 16 and Six make it to the Olympics. It kind of depends on a couple things They're gonna there's gonna be some sort of entrance tournament But also they have to figure out what they're doing because right now at worlds the Native Americans participate as a separate country from the United States So they have to figure out if they're doing that in the Olympics because they're Always a contender for worlds mmm, so that would take a slot in the Olympics if they do do that If that makes sense Kyle's cuts really coming together. He looks great world is in Japan though in two years
Starting point is 03:05:16 How do you feel? It looks good you do look good I Could not have pulled that off. I bet you could have though. No chance. My clothes wouldn't make sense. He'll look great. I kind of feel like some frosted tips of what he's got going on right now.
Starting point is 03:05:38 Maybe so. Have any of you ever dyed your hair? No. Besides just for gentleman. No. Silver. Why'd you point at me? Just pointing. I do.
Starting point is 03:05:49 Just pointing. But I just, I forget. There's a lot of rumors that Danny does. I know. How do I dispel them? How can I prove I don't? I mean, I have some grays. Do you have grays?
Starting point is 03:05:59 Yeah. It's a bitch. Like, it's easy, but I just forget to do it. And you have to do it like every all the time so I do it like once every three months Can you just get it while you're getting a haircut? No I do it at home Oh, there's just the just remains like ten bucks it takes like 15 minutes, but I just So what's the process you just put you come it in you comb it in it's like a it's like a gel you comb in Let it sit for 15 minutes then
Starting point is 03:06:26 Shower in my I think I don't do it enough because I always fuck up and like get some on my ear and then like die my Forehead your black face. Yeah, I'm just like fuck this. Why are you thinking about doing a Titus? No, yeah No I'm on the box. Just letting letting it go. Just letting everything go. Yep Except I missed my the edges so they're all gray Right, then I gotta fix that full sprint to the grave Danny revealed he's been in four car accidents and there are rumors. He might be a virgin. Oh, yeah, Danny your virgin
Starting point is 03:07:04 Yeah, according to Google you Google Google his name oh man comes up makes no sense mark Joe sauce this hurts to see this picture what the wheel robbed us of you can find his Twitter so I bummed out not a virgin we need to just keep doing this until Brandon has to get the Jeff D. Lo. Where'd he go? Come on, we need that. He looks so perfect. Oh, I wouldn't like it. I'll tell you what, I would trust that guy's
Starting point is 03:07:38 college football opinions more. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, that's a haircut for Fox. If Brandon got it, would we have had to dye his hair too. Yeah, probably. Yeah, it's gotta be brown That's a guy who's like when he's talking about the Sun Belt. I'm listening. Yep Looks like a volunteer high school football system. Yeah He also looks like the dad in the neighborhood that yells a lot. Yeah in that picture. His wife is the Karen. Yeah He's a problem yells a lot in that picture. His wife is the Karen. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:08:05 He's a problem. Is he almost done? He's got to be, right? He's going to look good, because Kyle looks good. Yeah, that's the thing. If you have a handsome face and body underneath the hair, it kind of works. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:08:20 It's like, oh, Kyle, put on this ridiculous outfit. No, look great. Oh, cool. It's like, oh, Kyle, put on this ridiculous, like, outfit. No, look right. Oh, cool. We'll always have that beginning of the cut. Yeah. Cleaning up the eggs. Eggs once they dry, very tough to clean up. Yeah. Mm hmm. This is an exciting topic, but it's bothering me.
Starting point is 03:08:45 I have ants in my house. Okay. Like the tiny little sugar ants. I think ants have evolved to avoid the traps. Really? That's not good. I have to spray them to death. I have to put my cat's food.
Starting point is 03:08:57 They invade it every single day now. I have to move it to the center of the kitchen floor. They still find it. I'm like, and they take the pieces and they literally, they're dragging them to a crack in my wall. And they're trying to like pull the pieces down into this crack in my wall. I probably have an infestation. Does any part of you like respect them?
Starting point is 03:09:12 I think like this is actually kind of impressive. Well, part of me, have you seen those videos where the lawn is overgrown, so they bring the goats in to, they bring in like 15 goats and they chop it down. I'm like, these are my goats. Take the crumbs from the kids, they take them into the wall, I don't have to worry about. You gotta release some spiders in your house. But. I'm like, these are my goats. Take the crumbs from the kids, they take them into the wall,
Starting point is 03:09:25 I don't have to worry about. You gotta release some spiders in your house. But like, I'm sweeping every day. The kids aren't even here this week. So they're just going around the traps? They just go right, I have like a wall of traps and they just go right around, not a single one. And I've tried three different brands of traps.
Starting point is 03:09:41 You need better traps, girl. Just spray them to death. Yeah. Just fucking nuke them all. I'll come over and just stomp on them all for you. better trash. Yeah spray them to death. Yeah, just fuck I'll come over and stop on them all for that. I'm nervous with the poison with the kind like the kids aren't kill my cat It could take it yeah Burn a few lives. Yeah, no matter what I do What would would Brandon have left and driven off? What do you guys think?
Starting point is 03:10:09 Quit. Quit. Quit. I think his lunch is here. Oh, he had a kebab. He was eating kebabs. I think they were doing roughness. No, one planning to do roughness.
Starting point is 03:10:16 We have to talk. So you might be doing another podcast right now? I have another podcast due, but I'm still here. Yeah, Kyle looks good Fun's over Damn Danny you could have pulled that off for the wedding He's it's bold. I remember actually I Got a mohawk years ago, and I forgot my cousin's wedding was the next day and my mom was just like a livid
Starting point is 03:10:44 She made she just sent me to the barber immediately. I had a mohawk for one week and Funeral six days long I did it for someone who had who had a brain cancer though, okay? Wait they got a mohawk when they had brain cancer well, they had to shave their whole head So I was like you know what oh see John Stamos them yeah, I mean what I guess I look rock I'll look fucking awesome since are you look like shit? He did he did though he did the mohawk too because he only needed this part. Oh, they're going oh well You didn't say that I should have specified yeah
Starting point is 03:11:20 Because it sounded like first you look sickly. I'm gonna fucking Hi, I'm the one who could do that John's day most like AI no he's bald bald cap. He went in person with Uncle Dan or Joey Not uncle you're lucky Brad. I don't know you're right Brandon goes off on that every single time. Why would Brandon be here? To Shay, where could he be? Oh, where he's eating. He's eating. Yeah, He was like double-fifteen eating or happen. Oh, yeah mincy said the word crap Oh, that was yeah mincy craps. He doesn't know I haven't heard anyone call it a crap in what context I'm taking a crap Like talking about the 9999. He's like I was trying to take a crap
Starting point is 03:12:04 Colton's t-shirts are getting bigger. Yeah Crap. I was like, what? Colton's t-shirts are getting bigger. Yeah. Well, Mick is gifting him bigger ones. Yeah. Good to know. We're also just now repeating anything that happened in the last like 24 hours. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:12:14 You know what's crazy? Someone will tag me in a video from a few years ago of something that's not small. It'll be like me dressed up in a crazy outfit and like Daytona doing blah, blah, and I'm like, wow, I have zero recollection of that. It's very scary. I don't remember that in any way oh yeah I sat out the conversation about the past week shows I don't remember yeah Kyle's
Starting point is 03:12:31 not even wearing a gown right now it's one of Colton's shirts oh the line he looks good he's looking fucking good it is pouring out oh Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, it was oh, yeah. Oh man. Oh, no That's not a cat It's bad There we go the finished product My god Dean Get in here. Oh shit. You look great. He looks so good. What the fuck he looks awesome Yeah, Kyle He looks so good! What the fuck? He looks awesome! Hell yeah!
Starting point is 03:13:06 Kyle? Kyle! How you feel? Dude, oh my god! A little... Wow! You look so good! DJ Pauly Dean!
Starting point is 03:13:18 Yeah! Hell yeah! You look awesome! You look so good! What the fuck? Do you like it? Show us the sides. Is not my size. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 03:13:30 You look really good. I thought. What? You look tough. It's not bad. Get up against the light background. Do you want to FaceTime Jeff D'Lo? What do you think? You have a good shaped head. Yeah you want to FaceTime Jeff D low? Yeah, like what do you think yeah?
Starting point is 03:13:48 You have a good shaped head. Yeah, you do have a good Great. I'm sure you can't you can't see it doesn't pop on camera This is great You look great. Yeah, I wish it was I think you were number one for looking good with this haircut. Oh, should we all? Yeah, I gotta pay that man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I thought you were saying, should we all get the haircut? Oh.
Starting point is 03:14:08 It's like, maybe. I couldn't do it. Look at it, Kyle. Me with like glasses and couldn't do it. Dan. You look great, Kyle. Would you have rocked this to the wedding? I would have preferred not to.
Starting point is 03:14:20 Yeah. But I would have done it after no problem Let me look at myself again Kate that's pretty good man Yeah, just Kate I'm gonna Venmo you as well Yeah, I'll Venmo you too Yes, it's fine. I even gave her 100 That's typically yeah, I would tip that Your kid I'll venmo you no don't worry about it. Okay. All right. Thanks for sticking around. Yeah
Starting point is 03:14:59 With this shout out to both Jeff's yeah, I can't wait to be nervous at any point Shout out to both Jeff's. Yeah, I can't Yeah, I just only get my hair cut it's kind of uncomfortable I didn't have a seat back so my back hurts oh He was really nice. Yeah, he's the best. Hey We'll probably see you soon Tell Brandon gets they kind of wish it was like really bad and awful and funny. It looks so good. If we can go to that beginning frame, you didn't get to see it when it was like very severe.
Starting point is 03:15:33 And that's when I was... You guys were, I saw, I heard you crack. Yeah, we got scared there. Oh, shit. Happy birthday, J-Lo. Yeah, oh yeah. Happy birthday, J-Lo. Forgot what we were celebrating. All right, we'll see everyone. Yeah, yeah, happy birthday JLo! Look how well we're celebrating.
Starting point is 03:15:47 Alright, we'll see everyone- oh, here we go. Bamboo? So it's like two and a half hours south of here. How many hours? Two and a half. Did they get the other side? Not that you needed it, but it's very slimming. You look very fat.
Starting point is 03:16:03 Hold on. That's actually nothing. Every angle except the one you ate on. Alright. Good job. You look, I think Kate said it, tough. I do look tough. An aerodynamic. Yeah, thank you
Starting point is 03:16:27 You need like a leather jacket, but you're getting a pink one and start That's gotta be it. All right. We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks for watching the Yes, I'm the talk shopper dude, a Yankee swap is the act Is the act Love you guys, bye, see you tomorrow, bye

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