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It is plinko day
But before we start plinko day
My condolences to you Stephen Shay
Lost a fellow Bucks fan today. I know that that's gotta be tough for you. Yeah
We're one
One less than we were this morning, I guess.
Tough, tough.
Moves you up the rankings.
Yeah, are you number one?
So Hulk Hogan has passed, so I immediately
thought of Stephen Che.
Yeah.
Uh, I don't know.
There are some, I mean, Burke Crisher certainly
is far more reach than I do.
But does he love the Bucks as much as you do?
No, there's another older gentleman from Tampa
who hopefully is around for a long time
flair
He's like Saints and VVV are you serious
So yeah, sorry Stephen, I think we all thought of Stephen. I it was my first thought immediately first was Stephen
Second was Kyle because you lost a wrestler. So that's right
Second was Kyle because you lost a wrestler. So that's right
People I see people are comfortable with jokes with this one
Just this is this is a where you just so I'm clear and joke about just so I'm clear Dan
You're using Hulk Hogan's untimely death to fuck with me right now. No, I'm not
Yeah, you are. It's about also
Can can we say untimely?
71 is a long time for Hulk Hogan
Yeah dog years 90 years from now with the untimely
Brandon I I do feel bad. I did warn you
How how what did I not say that yesterday or two days ago? You did. These things happen in threes.
I was like there's going to be another and I've seen this
coming.
I think I said I think I said a Hulk Hogan.
Oh, no.
I said the guy that bothered me the most is Hulk Hogan.
You said that?
Yeah, he did.
He said that.
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I thought it was Bill Cosby.
Wait, Brandon.
He did say that.
Is this the worst week of your life?
It's just down there.
Yeah, this is real bad
But Steve's right with the box man when my dad got out of jail. That was a bad day. Are you okay though?
Brandon is sad. I mean I was a whole fan. It feels like Brandon. I could say this yeah, I
Feels like we're our childhood is finally over. Yeah, it feels like it has ended this way. This is it. You guys are 40. Yeah, it's oh, no, no, no. I'm closer to 10.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
It's, I think, officially.
Oh my God, you're telling me.
July 23rd.
When Doug Fonny dies, you motherfuckers
gonna be sad too.
July 24th, 2025, we are no longer children, Brandon.
We can now be charged as adults.
We're adults, yeah.
Now we gotta get mortgages and fucking get insurance.
Pop out a few kids.
Real responsibility. It's over.
Childhood over. Over.
Slam the fucking door on our childhood.
No, I'm sad.
I fucking, and I know people will be like,
oh, well, I'll see this stuff.
There's a bad person.
Listen, here's the easy way to say it.
Hulk Hogan was a far better wrestler than person.
Hulk Hogan fucked up multiple times.
I don't know, I don't know him.
I don't know if he's a bad person or not,
but I believe-
You met him.
Yeah.
He was on your show.
He was on my show, but I just, he fucked up.
Was he like a condom?
Oh yeah, he did come to this office.
I don't think when somebody dies,
you have to immediately dwell on only their fuck ups.
I think that's a shame.
No, that's a, there that's a yeah. Yeah, yeah
He has an entire 71 years worth of life you could talk about I think that's all the other big question
I agree Brandon
All time maybe Mount Rushmore Hall entertainer
American entertainer Mount Rushmore maybe Mount Rushmore famous people in my life maybe like loading porn stars yes see that what he's what he's the Venn
diagrams there yeah he's he's in the circle so okay I consider like him and
Ozzy kind of like the same type of person yeah way bigger than Ozzy like
no but just like a big like a personality a big character. He's the number
He's a number one
We lost two top ten characters Hulk was number one wrestler still alive is he by far?
I didn't watch not even see um yeah two decent reality shows. Yeah, VH1
That's why reality stars and the causes his reality show, too
VH1's having a tough week. Yeah, they're both reality stars.
And the Cosies is a reality show too.
Well, not as much.
But I think Malcolm Jamal was on a reality show at some point.
Was he?
On VH1.
Yeah, I think he was on one of those.
Was it all VH1?
Was he on a surreal?
He was on something.
And they had that VH1.
Was that real, the VH1 Theo, or Jeffrey Epstein?
Oh, I don't know.
Wait, what?
There was like Lives of the Rich and Famous from like 2002.
It was like, this finance, yeah.
No way.
In Florida, yeah.
Probably.
I'm pretty sure it might have been real.
Just got a text from Tommy.
What'd he say?
From two minutes ago, he says, Hulk Hogan diet of cardiac arrest.
You guys might want to cover that.
On it.
Thanks, Tommy. Thank you, Tommy. it. Thanks Tommy. Thank you Tommy.
That's producer Tommy.
Are you okay Brandon for real?
No yeah I mean I didn't, it's not a family member
but it is, you say it's closing the door on our childhood
and that's a thing that sounds very very stupid
but it is like it's somebody that was very important to me
when I was a child.
Correct.
And somebody who like shaped what I liked and what I loved
and what I wore and what I, you know, all these things.
Are you a wrestling fan without Hulk Hogan?
No, I'm not.
This will be stone cold for me.
Because I'm a little bit, but I still, Hulk was still
obviously very huge.
Like the 80s Hulk was his rise.
Well I had two, there were two times with Hulk
because 84 I was five years old and that's when he and when
Hulkamania hits right and I go through that first boom with him and then like 94 95 96
I'm 15 16 17 years old wrestling's not cool anymore, and then he turns bad and
Brings the whole wave back with him Stone Cold doesn't happen if Hulk Hogan doesn't turn eel. I really believe that I think he launched the entire
Cole doesn't happen if Hulk Hogan doesn't turn evil. I really believe that I think he launched the entire second half of wrestling's boom That's that's why your idol shouldn't be humans or a living well
I fell for an AI dog with a die pass today, so okay, but TM
I'm never gonna see the TMZ tweet about Chuckie Finster
I'm never going to open my phone and Gengar Tours Achilles your two idols. Those are my two
Pokemon death today to what what is that Pokemon died? Oh my god deeply sad mother damn it
Just feels like they're making fun of it's a real dude. Oh
You're fucking losers
RIP that guy damn we gotta talk about something though. Oh, that's what we do every day
Good idea. What do we do about the NWO? It's for life now. We got Scott Hall gone
Well, it's for like oh gun gone. He texted me Kevin show is this his joke. Yes he texted me. He said to me before he was like, did you see my joke? I was like no idea
What was his joke that break the news that hulk hogan is no longer part of a member of the nwo
He also texted that to me and said break the news to Brandon that hulk hogan is no longer a member of the end
Because it's for life. Is there a worse sentence in in in in the American
Another Is there a worse sentence in in in in the American? We I don't know Kyle
I wish I had an answer
Lexicon the hamster died halfway through he just keeled over
Was all suffix
Sure frag
Oh my god. Is there ever?
Bro.
Oh.
Hell yeah.
Fuck.
Ugh.
What I was gonna say that doesn't have any pop anymore
is there a worse sentence in the English language
than Stephen Chase saying, did you see my joke?
No.
Did you see my joke?
No.
Fuck.
I need that transcribed, Stephen, that.
Broken down.
Yeah, we'll put it on a quote card.
Just slam your hand on the keyboard.
Yeah. That's really what it is
Again tomorrow, I'm excited for Plinko day. I'm very excited for Plinko day
so you guys have everything set up Kate myself Kyle Dom Wyatt met and
Constructed some things
I don't like how long the planning committee meeting seemed to go yesterday it went a while but we have to
have a challenge for each slot I left to
get a haircut as you guys were sitting to
meet when I got back you were still
meeting oh yeah so we usually base these
around holidays right yeah no holiday
today except for one no no we didn't know
we did something only if I don't yeah
right but no it is uh it's Jennifer Lopez Except for one. Oh, no, we didn't know we did only if only yeah, right
But no it is uh It's Jennifer Lopez's birthday
So all the Jenny from the block I'm not familiar Jenny from the block. Yes, you got the ham and cheese small chips
Orange drink drink you know you know
But we are celebrating J Lo's birthday, so every challenge is JLo. Yes. Now the
punishments it's usually one per game but instead we're gonna have one
overarching punishment at the end right? So we will all have a wheel with eight
slices with our name on it. Every time one of us wins a challenge you lose a
slice of the wheel. Oh I love this. the end. We will do an eliminator of everybody's name and
Kate has reached out to a barber and the loser will get the J. Lo haircut the JD low haircut
Lowe haircut oh no, and you have to post a movie review tomorrow. What is the Jeff D?
Low again, I don't even know very very very tight on the side
I've had like almost shaved cares so much about his haircut
And I couldn't even you describe it could you even think it I just know he gets it all up
He gets it a lot. That's all I know the loser of today will be getting Jeff D. Low's haircut. I have a wedding this weekend
That's man
We need oh man Danny fighting for my life we need this was your idea Kate this weekend. That's your brother's right? There you go dude. You're the best man. You're the best haircut.
We need you.
Oh man Danny.
I'm fighting for my life.
We need you.
This was your idea Kate?
It was.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
It's not a bad haircut.
It's a good haircut.
If it was shave your head out I would be like you can't do that Danny.
I would almost, you would know that I lost a bet then.
No, that people would just look at you and be like again?
Yeah, no.
Fuck Danny.
It's back. Alright. And Brandon you and be like, again? Yeah, no. Fuck, Danny, it's back.
All right.
And Brandon, you might look good with it
shaved on the sides.
With a puff.
So let's real quick power rank who would be most upset.
It's Danny for the wedding.
Brandon number two.
I think Brandon.
I would look the worst, but I wouldn't be upset.
Yeah, because you just wear a hat.
Brandon would be very upset.
I have no obelose. Mine would be wedding. No, don't say it, Brandon. Brandon, don't say it. It won't be upset. Yeah, because you just wear a hat. Brandon would be very upset. I have no obelose.
Mine would be white.
No, don't say it, Brandon.
Brandon, don't say it.
It won't be you.
Because remember, there's a one in eight chance
or seven out of eight chance on you.
Yeah, you bitch when it happens to you.
Right.
Don't say it.
You're down for anything.
I'm down for anything.
Yeah.
I need to like stretch and practice.
Speaking of down for anything,
I figure since JLo's birthday and we're playing co co-day should we start with a ceremonial first antique?
Yeah, right, okay
random name generator
Alright, let's do a random name generator. Oh and did we explain Lucas's part or are we Lucas has the middle slot?
Yes, okay random name generator here we go
Oh no no oh wow oh this could be
anybody no no yeah oh what's doing huh random name generator oh yeah the font
was too big of the random well, for one, love Lucas.
I won't do it.
Okay, I'm not gonna do it.
I don't even know if we have flour.
Me and Lucas get along too well.
I can't do it.
Lucas, come on out here.
Yeah, I'm not doing it.
Do we have flour?
Or is our antiquing corner covered up a little bit?
It might be.
Can someone grab us flower?
Oh, tough break. Oh, no.
Flower.
Yeah, I was in the neighborhood.
Call for flowers. What's it for? I was in the neighborhood
What's it for
Titus is great to see you, bro
What's up Lucas? What the fuck?
That's absurd
This is new setup
Lucas are you ready to get antique?
You don't actually have to get antique
We just wanted to have a very special way to bring in Titus
How to wear a black shirt
It would be cool if you did
I'll say it would be a very like cool guy move
If you did get antique So that Titus could like finish his story arc
Of coming back yeah
Pause it would be awkward now
Yeah, we could do that again easily
Again do it again. Yeah, you know you just go and just make it
Maybe you can antique him now. It doesn't turn out how you want you. I don't want to
Okay
Something fucking I'm going to I just said I didn't want to
You know we'll save it we'll save it, we'll save it, we'll save it, we'll table it, we'll table it, cause he'll piss us off eventually.
Yes.
Yeah.
Wow.
Titus.
Great to have you back.
Great for you to be back for Plinko.
I missed you guys so much.
The Jeff Nadu thing broke me watching it at home.
I wanted to be here for that.
It was the worst film of my life.
I know it's old news to you guys but. uh you should have just shown up that I should have
We're trying tracking a flight
Yeah, how's it going? How's the dad life? It is we're getting into a rhythm baby. He's about one month old
I'm coming back Monday by the way. Oh, I'll get that out of the way. I'll be back officially Monday
Baby is about a month old and we're getting into a rhythm. I fucking love every second of it, Kate. I love every second of it. I love the crying. I love the diapers. I love everything about it is incredible. It changed my life. It literally changed my life. I feel like a completely new man. And it's, it's hard to envision a world where I will be in a few months calling 19 year old soft for missing a block out
Oh, yeah, but I will find a way. I will find a way
You can do it. Yeah. Yeah, have you yelled at?
them yeah, um
I've tried to reason we are you let you
Do we say oh, yeah, I did I said I'm mostly sports. I had a girl But yeah, what did you guys think of the gift that yeah intentionally we um we're all over the place
I didn't realize I picked the perfect gift. Yeah
I was in the hospital
I was looking for pink and I found pink and I sent it out and then immediately everyone's like
a cock
We're like oh, that's a girl, and then they're like, but there's a cock I just look for the most pink
Yeah, yeah, I was that so yeah time. He does. No, I try to reason with the baby nice and it's not going well at times
She tall
87 percentile I think so, you know, she's trending. Yeah, she's turning away. Yeah, how's it sleeping?
I think so you know she's trending yeah, she's turning away. Yeah, how's it sleeping?
It's gotten better because my wife has volunteered to just handle the night Wow the last couple days So that's gotten a lot better, but credit to you for allowing her to fall. Yeah, I did yeah
I
Stopped my feet, and I was like I this sucks so much you guys get a bond and I don't right
You know I want so badly to breastfeed her
Fucking love that so special
You skin to skin
Yeah, we did. I don't what does that mean when the baby's born you're supposed to like can I put it on your skin?
Like you're supposed to take your shirt. Good to know yeah, remember that
Yeah, I don't really get it. I don't either, but I get I was told to do it so I took off
I'm doing it like crazy. I don't really get it
It was nuts like a real creep invented and you're just sitting in a hotel room
I don't know life gives birth, and you got your shirt off, and you're holding a baby. Really yeah
There's the dad there, so you're supposed to do skin to skin has that always been a thing
I don't think I mean I definitely that didn't happen been a thing? I don't think so. I mean, I definitely feel. That didn't happen to me, is it?
No, I don't think dads ever were there.
I definitely feel close to her when I do that,
but I also feel that way when I have a shirt on.
Right, right.
Right, yeah.
Like when I have a shirt on and she's laying on my chest,
I feel like.
Pat did it with ours and it was our baby,
just in two bushels of chest hair.
Yeah, right, off and off.
Sweating chest hair. Yeah
Suffocating
Yeah, but circadian rhythm I get it sure
Well, you're back for plank and plink Oh day, which is huge it worked out Well, yeah the coincidence that I would come back on a day that Lucas
Yeah, well Lucas is a big part of this. Yeah. Yes. He got the whole middle slice and you're back officially Monday
I'll be back Monday. Yeah, yeah, it's time. Love it. Fuck. Yeah. We uh, miss I missed you a lot
Mm-hmm. I this is the number one FOMO show. Oh, yeah. I mean we talked about it off. It wrecks
It's brutal. It's brutal to watch this week. I will say didn't
You were all set on that
I was good on that. You know I didn't really miss this week so you can apologize with the best
Actually now that you're here
My fan fiction is I would hit all the right no
No, but this is every time I'm out. I'm just like fuck I gotta get back like I think I even said to my wife
I was like I gotta get back to the yak. She's like what I was like, yeah
I just feel out of it getting watching the yak while I'm on vacation
Yeah, you should've done I had Steven when I was gone for Tahoe and I have a couple trips coming up
I had him send me an email every day with a recap. Oh, I didn't feel so out of the loop. Yeah
Then to do when I pulled my wife aside and was like we have to watch this
We started watching a little bit and then like baby things happen and we had to stop and all that
I was like we have the second the baby goes to sleep. We have to go finish this that's when I knew I was yeah, it was time to get back
I was like I was getting the edge a little bit. It was a monumental day
Please for the love of God put our baby down Jeff them do might be on a plane
Was have to watch anyone was tightest just goes back home today with the Jeff D. Low haircut
Man great day to come back.
You won't lose.
Brandon, what?
Oh, that's a Plinko Day thing?
That's the main punishment.
So it's J. Low's birthday,
and that's what we're celebrating.
Oh, he's faking.
Jennifer Lopez, yeah, he's faking.
And the loser has to, one of us is going to have to get
the J. Low haircut, the J lo haircut the JD low haircut
And Kate you look not a bad hair from a barber. It's a great haircut. It's a great hair
It's my name might not fit some of our heads. Can we see the haircut?
Do we know like the best haircut that he's gotten all of them are?
But I think just one of his does is headshots
He's not he can't possibly be going to the same guy because he's bounced all over the country
But he has a network of barbers
Yeah, who's gonna do it here?
Kate's got that oh
Fantastic hair it is it not a hair misplaced. I thought I couldn't pull it off flawless
That the best picture he's ever taken yeah
Part is gonna be a problem for me. Is that the best picture he's ever taken? Yeah
Don't think my head is shaped correctly. I told the style spring lots of gel
Yes, my neighbor Jeff. Wait are they here? He's gonna be here towards the end. He's actually working
Yeah, he's gonna. It'll happen. It's happening. Oh my god. I love that It's that makes it so much better also if it's me J. Lo went through a bangs phase. He can cut bangs. Okay. That's fair. Yeah
Yeah, we also
We lied to Lucas about the theme so his middle slice has nothing to do with J. Lo. Oh love it
Love it. Fuck you Lucas. It's it's the opposite of J. Lo. We try to think of the opposite of J
Lo so we're doing the same thing that we did last
Time where if you didn't tune in we change it up. We're all kind of the opposite of JLo. So we're doing the same thing that we did last time where if you didn't tune in, we change it up.
We're all kind of on the same team,
minus the JD Lo haircut.
We don't stop Plinko Day until every slice
has been hit at least once.
And if it's hit, then it's off.
And middle wheel doesn't get filled.
Middle wheel doesn't get filled, yeah.
Can I ask a question?
Yeah.
This wheel of all of our names eight times on it Nick. Yes
Do you want it to look like this? Oh?
Do you want it to look like some?
You want to
Hold it here, and then we'll eliminate down and then we can shuffle it. That's what I like DJ
I love so we'll hold it here for now. I do like seeing it that way because it lets you know kind of who oh
So wait, so this is gonna. We're gonna spin as we go every time
No, every time you win a challenge you lose a sliver got it
So your odds of getting the haircut. Oh, yes, so that's better to look at it that way. Yeah, we'll shuffle
Shuffle and deal
Brandon how you doing? I'm good. I can't wait. What if it's what if you love the haircut? What if the haircut? It's not gonna happen to you, man
It's gonna be tight. This is
This is a conversation we can have in two hours perhaps Brandon what if like
Reincarnation what if that haircut is Hulk Hogan? That's interesting
You want Hulk Hogan to grow through him with the roots of my hair now could be
What if he likes roots if it
is you he skipped that what if you got a Hulk Hogan haircut instead of the Jeff
D love that I would settle the Hulk what if I wait wait wait yeah you got to die
the whole no you gotta do the whole Hulk like the whole you
Gotta shave the top of your skull it
The Fu Manchu yeah, yeah, what then you gotta get you get a male pattern baldness and then put a bandana
That's gonna take longer than a day. No, we'll shave it okay
So this is a conversation that we could have in a couple hours
But as of now, I'm okay Titus you miss it, but I'll ask them yet today
Brand and I are childhood officially ended so I heard the news
Did too yeah yours might have as well. I don't know if you want to officially declare it
But we're we're no longer children fuck dude. I didn't know if you want to officially declare it, but we're we're no longer children. Fuck dude. I didn't think fucking socks
Fucking socks. Yeah, Brandon. I called in the to mostly sports. Was that the right move?
Yeah, well, I was just blissfully unaware
But right when you called in I hadn't noticed my phone was blowing up in other ways
I was gotten like 15 texts in a row if you if I could redo it would you being blissfully unaware have been?
Better or did you want to know the news as soon as I needed to know yeah
I thought you did I would rather find out on a phone call
Rather than just look down at a random text from a front Cody
It would have been funny if you like made a deal for no one to bring it up to Brandon
I just never find out never he just leaves today being like what a day
Someone takes his phone and like mutes
He will never we make AI videos for the future
Hogan doing stuff we wait till next year when he wins a dozen again to tell him tell him
I am I'm very aware of when you when you tweet out something positive about Hulk Hogan what it looks like and everything because
You know things he said I did feel like it was a nice cover when mincy went ahead and tweeted it out
Yeah, there was one of us heroes. I was like
Tweeted it out. Okay. He said he was one of his here
I said he said something once mincy got laid down in the road. I'm like alright
We can go ahead and drive down this path
Him calling him a hero is part. It might not have said hero, but he said something
I kind of some of his words for yeah, I always looked up to him tried to follow in his foot. Yeah, he plagiarized him
He fucking ripped him
Okay, let's get going let's do it, so let's see who's going up first yeah, yeah
Let's go guys. I go bored so far yeah. Let's go guys. Plinko board's so far away. Let's go girls.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Do you have a breathalyzer?
You like my music this morning?
No.
I did.
Well, I got here, it was like 7.40 in the morning
and Brandon was blaring Mariah Carey.
That was great.
Enjoyed it.
It was a delight.
Backstreet Boys.
Sorry Brandon.
That was in.
Yeah, sounds like Brandon. Let me do a Netflix. That was in. Yes.
Sounds like Brandon.
Let me do a Netflix.
It's going to be May.
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I might retire from rec sports recreational sports oh you played
softball last night at 10? 10 PM, 10 PM.
I puked half the hot.
You went 0 for 4?
I went 4 for 4, and then I ran so much that I puked.
It was so hot last night.
It was like ungodly humid out.
You know what the worst feeling is?
And this happens maybe a couple times a summer in Chicago,
but it happens all the time in Vegas.
Have you ever been to Vegas in the summer?
Hot wind.
Hot wind is the worst feeling.
Where you feel a breeze, you're like,
oh, this will cool me off, and it's like,
no, it made me hotter.
Yeah, it's like an exhaust fan.
Yeah, hot wind.
I don't know if I've ever been more nervous for an episode.
Yeah.
Gotta get you on the testosterone.
Would your family be pissed off
if you showed up for the crispy low?
Yeah.
What? That's the perfect haircut for you, you for your hair color and for a best man. It was crispy
Oh, what is your I have a wedding my brothers. I'm best man
Let's wait till we get to that point if we do get to that point I will
At least and I can't speak for
everyone else I will entertain offers to postpone no to take it from oh I would
entertain as well yeah oh you can buy it you can buy your freedom I'm not gonna
lose but thank you yes we can we can have a discussion then I don't know what
that would look like me neither there's got to be something you can give us yes, I'll have to think but you'll have an out okay, all right
Let's go
See who's going first J. Lo is currently celebrating her birthday in Turkey. Oh wow
Good friend of mine J. Lo
Smelled incredible are you allowed to talk to her? Oh, it's the interviewer. Oh, yeah
That's right super off-camera. We are
Yes, but she did not like me. I heard she doesn't like
People yeah, yeah, I just remember she came home from
Whatever she was doing work
I assume all day and Hank and I were just in her kitchen,
and she pulled a rod aside and was like,
what are these fucking guys doing here?
And I was just standing there listening to all of it.
You heard it?
Oh yeah.
I've heard plenty of stories, like, she's like that.
Well that one, I wouldn't even like,
that's not like, oh, she was mean to a fan.
Like, we were standing in her kitchen,
it was a fully, she was fully in the right to be like,
what are these two guys doing? If you and Hank were, yeah. kitchen It was a fully she was fully in the right to be like what are these two guys?
If you and Hank were yeah, yeah after a long day's work right you're in probably you have your shoes on heavily secured
Hank put a hole in her wall, Beverly Hills mansion
Okay, yeah
Was it a dead race they have a cool house it was insane
saying
it was like there was legit like
security guards that like
Like wheeled us in oh, yeah
Like who are like kind of walking around the premise. She's like throws you guys her coat
Yeah, yeah, I think I was sitting in her favorite seat at one point
You know that one seat everyone's got their house. Yeah, sir. Can you not smell our chairs?
It was bad. It was bad. It was it was bad
But yeah, you know JLo. I'm sure she's very nice to a select few. Yeah, certainly
Certainly, I hear her name. I think of the of the video
You guys have all seen of her going back to her old house.
Yes, of course.
Yes.
It's like, who are you?
It's always, yeah, it's awkward when a celebrity's
star fades and they're not aware of it.
Like the agent grace leaves, you know,
like some celebrities, they just kind of go away from.
What?
What?
Nothing.
What? Nothing, I was laughing at Titus. What? Because he started laughing. I was laughing at Titus what cuz he started laughing I was laughing to Nick
Boys are back
You're on fire today, man. I'm having a tough day.
It's a bad one.
Dude, formulate thoughts.
I can't. I didn't sleep last night
because I was so injured.
Oh, hello.
Hi.
Just a regular hello from the guy.
Why, why, why?
One normal hello from Kyle.
One normal hello from Kyle.
One normal hello from Kyle. One normal hello from Kyle
Oh no
Before he's like did you see my joke I was like no idea
What was his job break the news that Hulk Hogan is no longer part of a member of the NWL
He also texted that to rev the end because it's for life. Is there a worse sentence in the American English?
Fuck.
Is that a thing?
Oh, now there is.
A complete malfunction.
As bad as it gets.
Calculate me.
The brain just stopped mid-summit.
Eww, eww, eww.
Five straight inns.
I don't know what to say, Kyle.
I heard you powering down.
Is it kind of a robot? Kyle looked at me like, dude, what is going on? Didn't have anything for him. I heard you powering down
Kyle looked at me like dude
Didn't have anything for
I'll pick it up somehow. Let's play Plinko
Huh see him on edge. I'm good good
Having fun. Hey tights. Hey Brandon. How are you? You like his new us? I do I think we'll probably do it for the rest I do it makes yeah
Can't really see you yes, I mean I haven't seen Dan this week
Nick KB any ever you never have a plan with anything you buy I know right that was how this came out
Yeah, this was all in his about you something yesterday
I'll give it to you later. I don't know you're gonna be here. Oh nice. Yeah, so
This was all in his car. Yes. This is all in his car. It was only half of it
Do you when's the last time you bought some of one of these stores and you're like oh fuck that would go great
On the wall by the bathroom. I should put that you know like you thought it through that far
I do it every time I buy so you do yeah
Oh, I leave that store with a plan, but then you just and I get my car
And then you just throw it in the car, and then I go buy a fast food place and not taking that
I think we just you know fuck
You know the big three we should just start building this all around the office
For places and Brandon's things could this just random places like there's a corner over there that's Brandon's there's upstairs in the
bathroom there's Brandon's yeah gets take some spaces yeah start thinking oh
this would look great by Corey's desk it would be cool I would like to walk
around with this somehow trailing behind me by about ten feet that would be nice
he said yeah they have those golf bags that'll just follow you yeah yeah put behind me by about 10 feet. That would be nice. We can set that up. Yeah.
They have those golf bags that'll just follow you.
Yeah.
Just put it on one of those.
All right.
You just see like five interns viciously sweating behind you.
Why don't we, Brandon?
Why don't we start like a, I'm sure we can find a space
where you could do a museum.
I actually know exactly where we could.
I think that's taken up, isn't it?
Well, no, I mean, they said we can't be there making noise,
but a museum, you don't make a lot of noise.
Oh, a quiet place?
You're talking the tunnel.
You're talking tunnel holes.
Random walkers.
I don't like how we just relinquished,
we just gave that up.
We did give up.
We're pussies, we're pussies.
Never step foot in it again.
It was my highest high.
Yeah, but what if, I mean, you go to a museum, you're not step foot in it again. It was my highest high yeah, but what if what if it?
I mean you go to museum. You're not talking loud in a museum
Good if I made the tunnel Brandon Walker's sports memorabilia tunnel
Then we'd have to like
Know we could do it. Yeah, we could try and just it's long enough
I think it's long enough, and we could put it up against the wall so you can still go through it.
Yeah.
We could have the art museums have
the guards in every room.
We could have a guard in there who's just like, shh,
keep it down.
Yeah, right.
Don't touch anything.
Our second museum.
Oh, Brandon, what if we did an audio, you know,
those stupid things that you wear at the museum
where you put on the headphones?
Did I record it for you?
Oh, and it's your voice.
Oh, yeah.
Now that you've walked to, yeah, OK.
Oh, my god. You're looking at Mickey
Mantle's jockstrap. Yeah. But do it in like six languages. Here's the oh yeah here's the
fifth Greg Maddux doll. You're looking at another. That would be awesome because like
page and spider are always giving tours of the office. We should do an audio. I would
be in you come in and you get that. I want this to happen Well, we just started with this. I know but we could do it
Don't have that much remember video the check back next week. That's a big week. Okay, next week's a big week. Okay
All right, let's go let's go let's do it
Who will be first? Clicky.
Nick.
Here we go, Nick.
No middle.
The Plinko board is very thorough.
It's forever a walk time.
It's quite a walk. It's quite a walk.
Why is it so far?
We're going to have the hustle buns over there today, fellas.
Oh, quick drop.
Oh no.
Wait a second.
This is why we do it.
This is why we Plinko.
This is why we Plinko.
Holy shit.
That's never happened.
No, and that feels like it's leaning.
Don't you guys agree that's leaning?
I would agree.
And the wheel is Lucas?
Sorry.
Shoot.
That means we're basically guaranteed to have to do a wheel.
Okay. Yeah. Huh.
Okay.
All right.
So the first challenge is one of JLo's exes, Mark Anthony.
So if we could bring in the name tags, please.
Uh-huh.
So the name tags.
So everybody will be wearing a name tag that says Anthony.
Sure.
And then we will have to mark Anthony
by playing the egg game that we played in studio.
Oh, yes.
If you get hit, I'm sorry, if you get a hit,
you lose a name sliver.
If you hit somebody.
So everybody's going to get one throw.
OK.
Everybody else. If you hit somebody, you lose a name sliver so we're all
Anthony's if we could become Anthony if you get hit easy no no if you get hit
we'll say you get a sliver at it okay we're all grabbing eggs at the same time
no they'll call us out we won't know who's gonna throw they're gonna yell a
name and then we're where are we going and then we're running yeah and where They'll call us out. We won't know who's gonna throw. They're gonna yell a name.
And then we're, where are we going?
And then we're running.
Yeah.
And where are the eggs?
Out there.
We're all going together.
Yeah.
Anybody stand behind the, okay.
Okay.
And it's.
Why are you putting your jersey on?
TJ, is Che on the wheel?
Okay, Che, you're playing too.
Okay, Shay, your plan too. Okay, okay. I love this game.
Stay in between the red lines.
Stay in between the red lines.
Stay in between the red lines.
So we're just going to eggs all in at the gym?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Uh huh.
We saw a car right there.
They're gonna call out a random name.
And that person grabs the egg?
Yep.
Okay.
Stay in between the red lines?
Yeah.
So they'll be making sure.
Come on.
Ooh. Oh boy, the here. Danger here so they're going to call out who's throwing.
Do you?
You get one throw.
You get one throw.
From, can't pass this line?
Yeah, you get one throw, you can't pass this line, you got to stay in between the red lines.
What's going on?
The time is good. No, he's saying the name.
Should we just make some ground rules here?
Can't pass this red line to throw.
Have to stay in between the red lines running.
If you go outside the red line, you get a slice at it.
A slice at it, yeah.
And then if you hit someone, you get a slice out.
And if you get hit, you get a slice at it way, yeah, if you get it you get a slice
Yeah, so as soon as the name is called would you run? Yeah?
Really who's coming in?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
That was fun.
That was awesome.
Wait, did somebody get hit?
No.
I don't think so.
Brandon, did you cross?
I just turned and threw a straight then.
Tate crossed me.
Tate was running next.
That was good. Okay. So Tate stays out here though,ault. Yeah. Trey was running the match. That's my history with this track, it was good.
Okay.
So Trey stays out here though, right?
Yeah.
How many times, we can't run?
How many rounds?
I've ready-throwed once.
No, I'm not, but I wanna get, I wanna, this.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Did I get him?
No.
Look, look, look out.
Good.
Clean.
Let's go for another one.
It's just trash.
You guys go park, come here. Wait. They should still be targets.
Why wouldn't they?
Because they'd lose it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
Put them a little closer.
Yeah, put them a little closer, dude.
Put them right there. Right here? Put them on. Yeah, put them more closer. Yeah, put them more closer, right?
Put them right there.
Put them on the base song.
Oh, you're fine.
Put them on the base song.
We're fine.
Okay, I'm fine.
Put them on the base song.
No, we're fine.
I'm half way.
There you go.
Go.
Eight.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Oh!
Oh!
He was breathing on me though.
Checked out.
I was doing it.
I was doing it.
He was breathing on me.
What's wrong?
He didn't break.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know the feeling.
It hit him.
It didn't break.
It didn't break.
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
I didn't mark you.
You were engaged. I was coming to you, paying for my other money. Riding. I didn't mark you. You were engaged.
I was paying for my own money.
That's a big win.
Damn.
All right, right guy.
I didn't get you.
So that's not true.
I got you, I got you.
Big ass.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! my God.
I aim that thing every time.
Where'd you get it? Right in the head.
All right, so Brandon's a super addict.
One person I was going for. That's it, Brandon. You're the man. Oh
Yeah I haven't gone yet. I'm gonna take your shirt off. How much did that one hurt?
It's so hard.
One, two, three.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
You hit him. Yeah.
He got Titus.
There was a giant cluster going up my right.
Oh.
Alright, I'll take a slipper at him.
I'll heal you.
Yeah.
I was hurt from slipper at him. He'll just take it. Oh. You heard it. Yeah. I was hurt from last night, and I actually need it again.
Oh, yeah.
I just hurt your leg.
And tossed it.
No.
Yeah.
I'll take a slice at it.
So you're getting unchanged there.
Yeah, no change.
Oh my god.
I'm fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're all right.
You got to be a little bit better.
You're better.
You're all right.
You're all right.
You got it. Danny. Me, Danny, Brandon.
All right?
Danny.
Oh, look at her.
Hey.
My head is round.
The backsplash got into my mouth.
That is awful.
Good dongs.
Good dongs.
It doesn't count, right?
Did he hit you directly?
No, I hit him.
He got you?
Oh, I got you too.
Got the hay, dude?
We got hay, too?
Yeah. Oh, I got you too. Got the hay dudes. We got hay, Jay?
Who was in Ghana?
Me or Brandon.
Nate.
Fuck, I'm going to...
Oh, dude.
Nate, good ball. Hey, Nate, I'm going. Stop! Good ball, good ball, good ball!
That ain't even handy.
That ain't even funny.
That's your asshole, man.
He's a big target.
He's a big target.
This is true. Come on.
Only Brandon. It's only Brandon.
Just count us down.
Brandon.
Ah! I got so I got hit.
I know it's top of my cap.
I heard it last night playing softball and then I just felt like not pop.
I don't know.
It's bad.
Yeah, spiders grab me, Tylenol.
Fucking hate getting old.
God damn it.
I hurt myself playing softball last night so like I twin, I like the top like right here. I
Don't know what that muscle is. What is that muscle?
At the calf you like the top of the calf I can't strained it last night and then I just felt it like pull hard when I was just running
Childhood though not a kill. He's thankfully not gonna work out
but it was like I heard it last night and then I just felt it like,
I don't think it popped, but whatever I felt was bad.
Oh, you're bleeding.
Oh my God.
Oh wow.
You just sassed my injury.
Holy shit.
That is a really bad, that's really bad blood.
Who threw that egg?
Who injured a new dad?
Jay.
Jay. Dad, dad crying. Brandon Who threw that egg? Jay.
Brandon, are you okay?
No. No, Dan.
I'm not, they hurt. Is there more running?
Fuck, man.
The running was worse than the hitting.
We just did like...
Big ass!
Oh fuck!
Oh, big cat! Nick was way closer to you than I was!
You're a big target. Big cuss. Oh, big cat, Nick was way closer to you than I was.
But you're a big target.
Big customer.
And you.
You're big.
OK.
You're a big customer.
You're big.
Thank god I didn't hit Che.
And I wasn't aiming at a specific person.
I was just going for the biggest group.
Why you say that?
I threw two eggs.
I missed with both.
And the one I threw at Che was close range and at his head and I missed.
Any Yak doctors let me know what I did. I didn't meet you
was the last one there. So who got hit you and Che? Me Titus
and Che right? But I'm not I'm not taking a slice off. Here's a bush So who hit people?
me you I
Did I doesn't can chase me che Danny lose a slice. I was a fun game
Can I get a towel I think I might have got hit a third time
Yeah, and go over you still I got egg on my lower leg
And I don't know where that came from could have hit the ground and splattered
I got hit in the back of the neck the smile the back and then the empty your pockets
They get egg in there the egg hit somebody and I turned to be like whoa and a glob of the back splash just went
Right into my mouth. Oh
Yours was what right past my head free food. Yeah, I did throw it at you. Yeah my head
Okay, all right
fun
Who's you can't say you you made the game?
That's a fun game. That's a fun game. That's just a fun game
We're gonna and I told you guys were a camp parcel one of the games
We're gonna play that with the entire team. I'm on commentary
You could still get hit no
Why I'm two for two on you what
If I assume my injury isn't so bad Brandon if I'm fully healthy I will give you a redemption and parcel camp
All right, we're all just running. You can just throw eggs at me. Thank you. I think that's only fair
No, I think I know what the people want. They want me to be in the firing line. That's fine.
All right.
Okay, good game, good game.
Next puck.
All right, so only three people lost a slice.
Yeah.
And two people added?
Yeah.
Okay.
Who added?
Brandon.
People that got hit.
Brandon, two.
Chay one.
Chay one.
Wait, I gotta add a slice just because people
threw eggs at me?
Yeah.
Should have been more nimble. Should have been faster. I was way ahead of everybody else when you threw it
You just threw it over everybody to get to me. You were a big there's no way
Over people watch I you were I was like third I was I would finish there. I would bronze medal in that race
I don't think that's I would have bronze medal in that race Brandon
Everyone else was shifty too. Let's just how many this could be it well. It's not it. I'll say goodbye to you
All right, let's get let's get rid of you add a slice if you get hit no you got to add at least one
One we weren't told you get to add a slice
How many Brandon's are are how many?
Yeah, we understand well, uh, hey, hey got a hit one so he's oh push canceled, okay
All right, how many are you guys are with eight one for each of the slots so if you win every game you won't have a
All right Who wants to drop the next puck?
Hmm let's find out
Let's find out
I didn't crack you
How did that not crack?
No it hit me and then fell
What am I doing wrong?
Look at the back of my leg this is where you hit me
I don't believe it
Picket do you want someone else to run over there?
No I want to test out to see how bad it is Look at my back of my leg. This is where you hit me. I believe it cat. Do you want someone else to run over there? No, I'm gonna die
This is your Carrie Strug moment, what is that the 1996 Olympics is the most niche reference ever
She was like my hero I I was a little girl.
That's not niche. I remember it.
If they didn't know it, I mean, it's old.
At the very least, it's old.
It's 30 years old!
One of the greatest moments in American sports history, Brandon.
That can't be niche.
We are old.
Yeah, we definitely.
Uh oh. Why? We are old yeah
You oh why don't know
There she is
Look there's Bella holding her you know we were gonna win regardless, right? I know that's the weird part But it was still cool. It was still electric in the moment. We didn't really need your score, but it was cool
Big cat this one is a little bit of running.
But you can sit it out if you'd like and get a champion.
Yeah, you can get a champion.
Is this Olympic vault?
Yeah, it's Olympic.
Olympic gymnastics vault.
I'll commentate.
Tate, I'll take anything that if Tate fails, I'll take the...
Tate with a Jeopardy!
low haircut would be great
Will you tell Tate to come out here? I'm good. I don't need an ice fan. No ice? You might as well.
There's wiffle balls?
Yes, so we'll be doing a-rod where we will be playing
Wiffle ball dodgeball everybody has a bat and you have to throw it up and hit it and try to get the other team out
We'll split the room right down the middle
What I'm injured you're playing for me
Wait Brandon. What's wrong with that? Nothing, but it feels like this is real physical these are the only two physical ones
I think the rest are in here. Yes
You also said there wasn't gonna be another running one and the first one was immediately more running forgot about this one yeah
forgot about this one, but no it's uh you know last plinko day we had where you could throw up the
ball and try to hit the person in a row this one is just dodgeball people have
wiffle ball bats and balls once you grab the ball do you have to go behind the
red line uh your team nah no okay but it'll be meay, Kyle, Tate, Titus, Kate.
Okay.
What are the teams?
We'll do...
The first score. Versus who?
What?
Oh, I guess I didn't say where that splits.
It'll be this half of the room versus that half of the room.
Okay.
We'll play for a minute,
and whatever team wins gets a slice taken off.
So we don't have to stay on our side of the court?
Yeah, you do.
Okay.
Listen, I'm... You think I should hold the court? Yeah, you do. Okay.
Listen, I'm, we need to do stuff.
Probably ice it.
Yeah.
Rice, rice it.
Rice it, rice it, rice it, rice it, rice it.
Dom, you want to grab me some shorts for my office?
The red on the, I guess it'll be on this side.
No, I'm not.
He's throwing it like he's gonna hit us.
Okay, here we go.
Wiffle ball, dodge ball.
I like this.
I actually could play this.
If you can hit your out.
They're way closer.
You wait for the head to come in.
No, no.
Look where they're standing.
Look where we were standing.
If you can hit your out.
They're actually on three-point line.
And if you get hit, you're out, you add a slice or you just someone gets a slice on him?
The winning team gets all their slices.
Got it.
Well, not one slice.
What if you accidentally hit one of your players?
I don't know, Danny.
Okay.
Dumb question, Danny.
Dumb question.
Can I switch sides?
You can do it, yeah.
No, I mean.
Oh, you want me to go to go here? That was closer to you.
No, I don't want to go against tightness.
I want to go against tightness.
I'm bad at baseball.
I'm saying what?
Somebody else got to count down.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, he's out, he's out.
Damn it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, damn it. Woo hoo hoo. Oh, jeez. Mickey. Tell Megan I'll take the ice.
No.
Maybe some tape.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, I'm scared. Tell me I'll take the ice
I don't know who's winning right now
This hard game to track.
Oh, Kate! Nice block.
As she's down, I'm good. Okay, Kyle. How much time?
Yeah.
Thank you.
He's good. How much time? Thanks. Thank you.
That was good.
Make him up.
Fuck.
Right hand off.
Somebody hit me?
Please. How much time is left?
Ten minutes.
Done.
Green light. Oh!
Fuck. Green light. Oh! Fuck!
Tate! Tate! Tate!
Yes, Brandon!
Tate, behind me, behind me, behind me, right.
Tate, help him get balls! Shit! Watch out, Tate help him get balls. It's just Danny.
The Redbats feel like they're a lot easier you should get
Danny to get a red bat
We could call it.
Oh!
Woo! Yeah, now you're going.
That's the last of the running.
They should hit at the same time, but they're not.
I tried to catch the ball with my foot.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
It's over?
Danny got hit.
I think he called his pop-up.
Sure.
Did we add that rule in late?
I guess, yeah.
So I'm just going to have nothing but slip.
That was awesome. All right. gonna have nothing but slime.
All right, we all, you guys all lose a slice.
Yeah, you lose a slice.
Your mic's off. That's good, Kate.
Has anyone else saw how to shape
that takes blood in their mouth?
Me neither.
Cool.
I thought that was gonna go faster. I'm like drenched in sweat right now. Yeah. Tough game.
So Kate? Kate, Tate, oh Kate, Big Cat,
Titus, Kyle. Losers. Yeah.
Okay
So there's
More physical challenge? No, done. Okay. Okay done got him out. You're sweating Kyle
I hope this morning. Oh, Tate. I think we're good. Yeah. Yeah, I'll let you know if I need you again. Thank you
Appreciate it. How's that you that got me out? Thanks guys great job Tate. I didn't think it counted cuz it bounced off
Oh was bouncing that count. I don't know I can go back in it hit me. No, it's
Yeah, I walked out hit me hard. It's on the noggin
Yep, oh no headshots. Oh
Let's go back we need bigger bigger bats and bigger balls we piss
You think your legs fucked up I do
Unfortunately
We'll see I don't think it popped so was it softball or egg throw?
Softball was I was hurt. I got hurt last night. Okay
Shouldn't have run and then while running felt it strained way more. It's like the top of my calf
It's like right here. At least it was for something super worthwhile. Yeah, no comfort definitely. To be comforted. Not the first injury I've taken on the Yak.
It's fine.
Remember when I hurt my finger playing goalball
in the most pathetic way possible?
Remember I like, slammed it really hard?
And then it hurt for like three months
because I never went to the doctor.
And then it went away.
And then it came back when we were in Tahoe
because Mike Vrabel shook my hand.
Oh. Oh, that's awesome.
And I was just like, oh, fuck, no, please.
Yeah.
Oh, he's a man's man.
All right.
You have eggshell on your knee still, Brandon?
I got eggshell everywhere, Danny.
He's trying to help.
I'm covered in cream.
What's up?
That's the most cardio I've covered in cream
That's the most cardio I've done and pause there we go. Oh a deep voice something in his mouth. I think so
Hey, Lucas
All right, all right, let's go
Lucas Good start to play code, so we're two events in yeah, but all the physical or done nobody can breathe big cats got any injury
Let's go Brandon, there's no pressure going up because all of us
Just don't get the middle
He's dainty it's been a while. I thought he retired that ain't he is
Titus he's excited your back man. You think so a little pep in his step
That makes me feel good. I miss Brandon Titus can grow acts on going back to Fox Sports, too. Oh yeah that happened while I was...
Oh yeah!
I wonder if my ID will still work.
Has to.
Nice. Good puck Brandon. Great puck Brando. That's what we needed.
Here we go, Brandon.
Much better puck drop than your last one.
I don't know if I said this, but if you drop a puck
and it lands in an envelope slot,
you get a sliver at it, that's it.
Okay.
Easy peasy.
Ooh.
Brandon, great drop.
Oof.
The next game
Is from the block
This will be che dependent. Oh, no. He will be playing a custom Geo guess around
All of us have a neighborhood. We've lived in in our life on Geo guesser and five of them are one of Jeff D
Lowe's homes
he has to play five clicks through Geo guesser and
Guess who it is if he gets it right you get a sliver added if he gets it wrong you get a sliver taken
Come on, Che
From the block so come on Che. Am I guessing individual person or yes individual person and Che talking out
You get five clicks
It will be either somewhere we it's somewhere. We've lived at one point in time, so it's a little bit broad What are you doing Brandon?
Nice.
Oh that's beautiful.
That could have been a whole clothing.
Danny didn't say Murray would have killed him.
Oh I kind of want to play too
That looks photo okay five clicks che am I going or we pause going okay?
Was it talk us through it. I mean this is just generic oh
Street signs 82 mm-hmm
All right you notice anything
Lincoln Highway East all right
What does that make you think we'll do three clicks here Lincoln Highway I
Mean it's hilly Yeah
Hilly and nobody say anything when he's done, okay?
Coatsville
That's it got to be a dead giveaway
downtown coats
Downtown Coatesville PA.
So this is Coatesville, Pennsylvania. So I say what person it is?
Yes.
And we will just say right or wrong, I guess,
for the sake of it, right?
Or should we say nothing?
Pittsburgh-ish.
Say nothing.
Let him say nothing.
So, I mean, it's either Nick or KB, I would think.
I feel like fuck
It's Nick all right. We will move on is that correct well should we do it at the end because it's not fair to the other
Yeah, what you know Nick or somebody's gonna keep score then I will is I don't know these the answers either
But that one was obvious so right that that was a warm-up
You got it right for sure but
we'll see yeah I don't know what the answer is but I had Nick the whole time
as well yeah I was zeroed in on Nick there
so we're just gonna let that fastball go which fastball we're just gonna let that fastball go.
Which fastball?
We're just gonna let that meat pitch go down the, we're not even gonna swing at it?
No.
Okay, alright.
What?
What?
Alright, this looks like a two family home with divider, there's a barn.
If only there was a word for it.
It's like a double plaits. I'm with Divider, there's a barn. Only there was a word for it.
Like a double plaits.
Greg. Let's talk, let's talk financial class.
Financial class,
middle class, potentially lower middle class
depending on where this is.
Lower.
This is throwing me off but I guess some people have shits like this we've got a hoop
that's a common What? Whoa
Very tall columns
Yes
This has to be Athens
25
Very hilly also
Rural
So
Hmm
I feel like
Maybe I feel like Indiana is not as hilly so I'm gonna rule mark out this could be
And it's just someplace they live during their life not yes, okay
Let's go with
Kyle all right Kyle is to
Think he's gonna pick Nick and Kyle for everyone
Hills Hilly Nick or Kyle
All right, let's go into the third oh
Oh, no, he's not looking he's no remember some of these are Jeff D. Low, so don't think oh
Five of them are why Dom how many are Jeff D. Lowe?
I don't think they can hear you.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
Yep.
Oh, all right, now leasing for fall
Three Jeffy Lowe's so I would think college town
Got some of these things yeah
what those are telephone poles telephone poles oh this this type of porch I feel like is a I feel like there's a northeast thing like a Massachusetts or
like New England ish oh this type of sign mean East Street downtown oh um I believe is an Austin thing
Titus did you did you miss ninth Street is enough
Is the story the only city that numbers there is a good idea for game like Let's go Jeff D. Yeah
Actually no, oh
Or no the plot says no, it's all right. Yeah, Jeff D. Love okay, okay?
All right, that was three that is up three
How many ways are five it's there's one for everybody on the Yak. Oh, sure, okay.
We can speed it up.
Cough cough.
Okay.
Huh, ooh.
Whoa.
Holy cow.
Let's talk shrubbery, that's Mississippi oh I
Mean is this like
Titus be a beach mmm la this be
Be Portobello a mushroom. Yeah, that's right. Yeah fuck yeah whoa, I'm gonna say
I think you got a city in the background there something
Yeah, that's not that's why would anybody move from there
That's a mushroom.
That one was easy as well.
No that wasn't me.
No that was a thing of his.
Brandon if I lived in that house.
If you went by the beach I would not be here with you.
What's the first one?
What the fuck would not be here
College down here
This You can't turn the wheels before you park the fucking car. Oh
Robeless, I think that's a that's a California thing gives it away
Robeless also a mushroom
Okay, all right like para. You know you're not perfect now. It was my second house.
I do not.
We knew he wasn't perfect to start.
No, now he knows.
It's a dramatic way to hide, isn't it Steven?
It really hurts that I tweeted out
the Ben Roethlisberger ice pick
before this morning. Oh you did, yeah.
Alright.
Now it's...
2022. So it's back in time. This is nice. Oh, you did yeah All right now. It's
2022 let's back in time. This is very oh, so this is a photo from the past
Old angler oh, oh no. Oh, man. It is a good name. Oh
Anglers Bend sounds like a bed and breakfast. This looks...
This could be anywhere. This could be the Illinois suburbs. Fucking anywhere.
This could be like Naperville.
Ah, there's some mountains though.
Where?
Here.
Okay.
Alright. Those are trees, brother.
Is that a pier?
Brother?
Maybe Pacific Northwest with this foliage?
Which one of us lived in the Pacific North what's he looking at me?
They move around a little bit is an interesting color. I don't think he realizes he can yeah, you can I like you to move
Move a little oh those don't count as moves now
Break this down. Oh not the kid about this kid. You know that good talk about this what places have kids Kate
Oh, not the kid about this kid. You know that good talk about this what places have kids Kate
Shitty way to park in a cul-de-sac this is clearly a new construction areas. This is probably oh we have a basketball hoop
What ethnicity is the girl?
Caucasian so so I one of us who grew up in a white neighborhood
Very nice neighborhood new construction. I
Actually dying and who I'm curious
Who's holding out on us East so it's oh
Actually this could be Jeff D. Connecticut
Titus there's multiple Jeff these yeah Jeff these on to number seven Bernie you like Jeff these
See you Danny is Danny limping to Danny's little world time I am hurting myself childhoods over guys now it's oh what the hell this is like the same
thing but fewer stories oh boy what was the old boy who was that large property?
Fence
Yeah, but why do you know fences like this? This isn't a dog fence? This is a
livestock fence or some type of
shit
Wait Oh wow. Ah shit. Is this who I think it is? Wait.
What kind of person lives here, Steve?
Oh, uh, this could be a...
Martitis area, because this is flat.
Blue skies.
Oh! Yes!
Here we go!
Pickup trucks. Kadek drives a pickup truck.
Camper. Yep. Because you're in the Midwest. I'm gonna say
This is marked. I thought your third guess
What oh, it's one preach yeah, yeah
Keep working if he's been wrong on every mark Titus though That's it if I
Appreciate I mean if you just go mark tight you're gonna get one right I appreciate the che thinks I have all this property
Kadek has a pickup truck camper
Kadek has a pickup truck. Yeah, that was a telltale sign. Oh
Like in the look of this like this one. Wow all right a pergola
He'll all the words he doesn't know
This is um Kate because I believe this is the Philadelphia area, okay?
All right move it. Hey Arlington. Let's keep it move. Yeah, I mean if you got it already
Fucking he's on fire Billy is a forest
Billy is a forest on fire
My will this is the same what he's doing right who would have thought he would have got all three Tituses
Tough
Show the sky
Are we at school our tennis courts Ben mince played tennis and he
From come on. He is not from Mississippi
Ben mince is not from Mississippi is from Louisiana
I got I got one view this is yeah, what oh?
Is this a college? Oh, I don't want to
Know well the tennis court
Rehabilitation oh
There you go bum gardener, that's easy. Oh, this is Madison bum gardener
Gardner that's easy. Oh, this is who's Madison bum gardener?
Giants Bruce. Oh, this looks like Milwaukee
Keep going oh wait Midway, mm-hmm Chicago
Hey 59 all right. I mean this could be Illinois. I'll go Big Cat. Alright, we'll write Big Cat. I don't know where that is.
Last one?
Teej, is this the last one?
Yes, you, but he grew up.
Yeah. Yes.
The state emblem was visible in multiple places.
Oh shit. I don't think that would have helped.
Yes, it would have.
I swore my bite so you know the same Brandon
Fat diss he's right
15th ab that signal on more numbers Washington DC to me they have streets what
Well they have like this type of,
plus this type of typography.
That's literally,
oh, what's this?
What's the street name?
How about all the people around?
Yeah.
What do we got here?
Is there a famous?
14th, checks out.
All right.
Ohio Union. All right right so Mark lived in Ohio
Jeff D also lived in Ohio so it's probably one of those three but Ohio is
probably the name of street in in Washington, D.C.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is what this looks a little more like.
But, all right, so I said three for Mark.
Who's the, um.
There's D.C.
I will say.
Mark, you can go home and have that baby sleeping
on your lap.
Uh, Cleveland doesn't strike me,
this does not strike me as Cleveland.
It's, it's, it's, it's quick around a little.
Go ahead, make your guess. Mr. S, wait. doesn't strike me this does not strike me as Cleveland around a little go
ahead make your guess mr. sweet just looking at me subs all right this can't
be Cleveland it just can't be other who here would be who's cleaver nobody's Also, there's other places in Ohio I don't think he's lived in Cleveland. It's like a big city
The Ohio State
Nikki lived at in Columbus
above a
Panda Express or some type of Chinese cuisine, so I'll say mr. Nick to rainy
Okay, I might have been as best as I have result I've been I mean that was
That was that was Ohio State University
But you guess you guess Nick well Nick lived those were the jobs
Yeah, you guessed me for everything except the one that screamed me
the one that screamed me. Well it was one of you two.
Nick worked at all.
I did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. Yeah, the one that was and you didn't turn to look down the main Who's Pennsylvania?
Kyle or Nick you've never lived in Pennsylvania Nick. Oh cuz I thought that
You guys were very close to Pittsburgh right, but grew up in Pennsylvania
That was an oversight okay over one all right the next one you guessed Kyle
Yeah, and it was a good guess, that was me.
Ah.
We're in West Virginia.
The double uniplex.
The third, you guessed Jeff D.
He'd be so
insulted.
That's my college house.
That's Danny's college house.
Chuck Vegas.
Now leasing for fall. The on back, there you go. The fourth you guessed Titus
for Portobello Road
Oh, Jeff D. That's Jeff D. Okay, so you're 0 for 4. I flip-flopped the Titus and Jeff D.
Yeah, you did. The fifth one you guessed Mark Titus. Okay
Is it not? That's not me. It's not me. It's not me. Who's with the Dana point? That's gotta be Jeff D.
That's Jeff D. Low. That's Jeff D. Low. Wow. The next one you guessed Jeff D. No, no.
Wait, you might be right on this one. Who's this? I think this, you might be right. Yeah.
Who is it? Oh that was connected
What does that mean I don't know next one you guessed Titus
Who's this Brand brand that's me and you were right about like livestock and you were right about trucks and everything
But I and no well no no no he wasn't right about trucks. He said he said katik has a pickup truck
That wasn't for this one, but you know
This was blue skies. That's my house in Cartersville, Georgia
All right, is that where you guys Kate for this because of the oh this is the one you went so fast This was Wisconsin's Madison Madison, Wisconsin. Yeah, they probably imported the brick
That's confusing mm-hmm the next one you said big cat all right
That was Kent State okay, that's stymied me for a while. You said oh, but yeah
This is where you got arrested it is yeah, I can't believe it's already out of my mind by the tennis court
They're being used and then the last one you guessed me mm-hmm
And that was Titus mm-hmm so you got one right you got Jeff D
Right got one right so I think what we do is just add one to che one to change
Oh, it's Ohio State University right there, too, so we probably didn't have to do the whole clicking up and down
Yeah, right there
Yeah, I think right there in the safer guess mm-hmm it also was it didn't ring dorms to me
It's like you know your work. It was the most college looking
You know what I'm not gonna judge mm-hmm, but like they were look at all the kids with backpacks
Yeah I'm not gonna judge but like they were look at all the kids with backpacks Yeah
I would have thought that Cleveland that's worms were not on a main road. I would have thought that
You were getting DC vibes from this
The topography of it is very flat the the streets names even how many big colleges have you visited?
We had to get him on the road.
Yeah, because that's like, you just show that
and it looks like a pamphlet for a big college.
Well, I'd want to check that one.
Name a couple big colleges you visited.
And whether you nutted in that place.
Ooh.
UMass, St. John's, Hofstra, obviously.
Any nuts?
Manhattan College, Hofstra obviously any college
Hofstra couple nice okay you dog
Brown
None of these are not in Brown's
You're not one of these is oh wait. What was classified as a big college like an Ohio State University
Oh, not that many yeah richmond richmond umass
Still zero on the big colleges no no national title contenders, okay got it
Good job jay great job bad always love watching you play it
Let's see who's dropping the puck
Can't all be winners.
Jay. Jay.
Steve Jay.
Let's go Jay.
He probably has the closest to the Jeff Teelo haircut.
Yeah, he'd be just fine.
So, no worries adding a slice.
Walk is long, it is.
Yeah, it's a big one.
Now that we're done out there, maybe we can move a
little closer. That peg is still in play. Yeah, I'm afraid of
that. Somebody has to hit the E at some point, right? Yeah,
we're in trouble. We're in trouble. Lucas is at least
going to get one. Oh my god. What the fuck? You didn't even
hit the board. I can't see over the top. What the fuck? You didn't even hit the board.
I can't see over the top. What? Should it matter?
You can feel. You're way above it.
You can cuss him again.
This looks promising.
Nice. Jay gets one added.
Jay already kind of has. Yeah. He does.
He'll have to grow it out if anything. No, go already kind of has. Yeah, he does. He'll have to grow it out, if anything.
No, go again, go again.
Go again.
I'd like to watch it again.
He's the guy we want.
He's the shocking.
I want Danny.
There'll be no change.
Jay's the boring pick, I should say.
If he gets it, it's not really that big of a deal.
Danny, is the wedding here in Chicago?
No, Wisconsin.
Up, up, up, up, up.
Steve.
Steve.
Oh.
All right, E in the wheel.
So Lucas.
He hit the wheel multiple times?
Yeah.
Three drops, he missed the board.
Here he comes.
Get the flower ready, Mark.
So Lucas's wheel, we told him that the theme of today
was Mitt Romney.
Ah.
So he made a Mitt Romney wheel. Someone's gonna have to drive around in a dog crate
This is Mitt Romney thing you land on it. There's ten oven mitts out there five of them have mousetraps in them five of them don't
Is there's two there's 10 cups out there,
five have water, five have rum in it,
and then knee is needle in a haystack.
You have a minute to find the needle in a haystack.
If you don't find it, you get antiqued.
Lucas, this is really good, man.
Really good.
I love this rum.
I love this rum.
Can I stop right there?
Way to go, Lucas.
Almost certainly every mitt has a mousetrap.
Oh, for sure, and they all have rum. There's no needle. There's no needle in the haystack. It's all needles. I stop right there way to go Lucas almost certainly every mitt has a mousetrap
Every cookie has a cracker in it. How do we can we throw in some hot potato somehow? Yeah?
But I can I maybe amend that a little bit Titus could we do hot potato, but it has no meaning no meaning whatsoever. Yeah
I don't know how we could do that. Yeah
The hot potato that led directly to a wheel that was 50-50
Really I fucking love you Lucas I missed you man
What don't I?
Think the one I'd like the least is Mitt is the worst, I think
And this is everyone or just one person?
Oh, it is Shay, he's found the needle
Oh, I'm fine with this
Yeah, this is fun, Lucas
And he might have to get Antique?
Yeah, sure
If he doesn't find the needle
This is fun I bet he can find the needle I get antique. Yeah, sure. If he doesn't find the needle. This is fun.
I bet he can find it.
I bet Shay's the best needle finder in all the world.
Where is he?
He's out there.
Oh, that's not really a big haystack.
Okay.
TJ, want me to rip Netflix?
I was gonna say you can do it from behind.
Look how many questions Shay has already.
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Sky chef on our PMT. I I read him chase tweet. I said I got a buddy who's
Struggling with his golf game. Can you fix it out? And then I just read him chase tweet
It just kept on going I was like, yep
Brandon how's your head and back from the egg?
It's it's settled all the yoke has settled and and now just have a hair full of I think there's a good alternate angle omelet
There's there's multiple angles. Yeah
Every treated one of them over my verse read is it took me too long to fall
Yep, we're good falling immediately
Okay
Just count us down for the timer.
For what?
How much time?
How much time?
What happens if he does find it?
You get Antique, Lucas?
If he finds it, he doesn't get Antique.
I think he said one minute, TJ.
One minute.
So one minute, TJ.
If he finds it, I'll get Antique.
Okay.
How many needles are in there?
One.
Okay.
One point. Of course. Of course. Okay, how many needles are in there? What? Okay?
Of course, he's just dropping it now, of course
Oh, he's right. That's gonna be easy. It's gonna be sitting on the top rest at the top, right? Yeah, bury it in there Lucas
Go okay ready three two one go
What wait that it's that easy? I don't think it's easy.
Even...
Huh?
Wait, why is he pulling it from all the top?
He's got pokes. He's like, oh, that can't be the needle.
This is Jeff D. Lowe's needle.
We did this for a whole night. It's not easy.
Oh.
Oh.
So now it's definitely on the floor, right?
Thank God we have a tarp laid out.
Can I ask y'all a question?
Do y'all think Lucas dropped the needle?
Oh.
Yes, I actually do.
How did this start?
Was this an-
Oh, oh, oh!
What's he doing?
Wait.
Yeah!
Steven! So he's just antique Lucas? Yeah! Steven!
So he's just antique Lucas?
Yes.
Yes!
Way to go, Steven.
How did it drop that far in?
I think he pushed it in.
Great work, Steve.
Did you prick yourself at the beginning with a needle?
Okay.
Pointy straw thing.
Pointy straw.
Pointy straw. It's a good Okay. Pointy straw thing. Pointy straw. Pointy straw.
It's a good thing Titus brought that flower.
Yeah, the flower over here in the area of change.
Oh, so it's that one.
Oh no.
What?
Savannah Banana Down.
What? Savannah Banana Down? Savannah Banana Down. What?
Savannah Banana Down.
Savannah Banana Down.
Shot.
Oh no.
This is gonna be tough for their pussy.
Assassinated or what?
Not assassinated, I sent it to you TJ.
A failed trick?
Failed trick.
No.
Oh no, I can't look.
Oh!
What is he? Oh?
Oh my god, it was the worst-case scenario. Oh
This is like old internet fail type video
One more like the base bug love he was
landing that
Something funny oh
That's like a web redemption worthy fail
The anchor just read the teleprompter
Wasn't prepped for that e folks if you like what you just saw
That would be a good product
Okay
Antique next to Brandon's antiques. There we go. It's all in his mouth.
It's Santa Claus.
Looks like a war boy.
Alright, nice toss buddy.
Brandon, has an athlete ever been murdered mid-game?
No, but it was dramatized in the movie The Last Boy Scout. Brandon has an athlete ever been murdered mid game?
No, but it was dramatized in the movie The Last Boy Scout.
Where the running back was going down the field just shooting people.
Really, really good way of breaking tackles.
Who was the tennis player that got stabbed?
Monica Sellers.
That's such a crazy thing.
And I gotta imagine somewhere in the world of soccer players, at least in a temporary.
You would think of soccer players. Oh yeah, definitely definitely that actually might have Brazilian soccer. Yeah has to have
Mm-hmm
Yeah, the Monica cella story so that doesn't get talked about
Had the middle. I don't know about sitting on the bench in her stalker came and stabbed her mm-hmm
During her tennis during her tennis she would and it also
What he wanted he was a Steffi Graf fan
they wanted her to go back to number one
and she did because Monica Salas got stabbed
yeah she was like young goat right?
she was on the way
that's right
is that why they put the ball boys facing the crowd?
I don't know
I think there's an extra security. Yeah is
that the ball boys job to... They're the ball boys. The ball boys don't face the crowd do they?
I watched a lot of Wimbledon on leave like every day for the
first like two weeks my child was alive would wake up feed her and then she'd
sleep on my chest as I watched tennis for like eight hours and boy those ball
boys are something. Yeah. They're funny. Yeah, they're funny
Putting their hands out like that and they're goofy. They're so yeah
I was fascinated with them. Yeah, so what is your takeaways on tennis?
I think I'm into it, but I don't know what that means or what to do with this good morning sport
Ever listen to the tennis podcast?
pretty big
By the way, we reached out we wanted him to come on and they they said no
What would have been such an easy way?
We wanted him to come on to help us we were like gonna ask them. Hey, how did you do that?
Why would they talk to you? Yeah?
Yeah, you're not the football podcast shit
I'm a tennis brothers guy. Yo, yeah. Oh man still Wow
Tennis is cool. I like tennis. I think it's too hard. Hmm
You play it actually made me feel better watching Wimbledon. Yeah, cuz they're they they fuck up a lot
Like they they'll miss hit it a lot hit it right in the middle
That's fun to see it makes you feel yeah, yeah, it makes you feel like
Like we're not so different
Let's drop some puck hell yeah, can we do a oh
Fuck yeah, fuck che got e which oh yeah great work che. I were so we're halfway cleared
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're halfway cleared. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, cuz the wheel don't get covered. Yeah. All right guys. We're cooking
We're doing it. I
Don't know what this has to do with oh, I guess with Ben Affleck will be good will hunting mmm
So Dom ran to goodwill and got 12 items. It'll be me and Danny
Brandon and big cat Kyle and Titus, Kate and Che.
We're both hurt.
It's prices right, you have to order your three items
lowest to highest price.
I love this.
This is a great game.
Team that wins, if you get it right, sliver taken away.
That was a mousetrap. Somebody just hit a mouset, so much. You said about strap. Yeah, I know that sound
Okay, should we get some like hip-hop beats in the background we're getting broader items
Yeah, we're gonna be brought our items alright. Love it. So who's the first Danny and Nick okay? We have paintings oh
Wow
order them
Well, this is good. Oh, we're all gonna go one at a time
or yeah you guys go okay I mean we just go smallest to biggest that frame has to I think oh
Yeah, that's good, that's definitely okay
Make it all from that right now. Yeah, put that up in to the red one three. Okay, so most expensive
middle Cheapest I don't this oh boy, that's a good,
that's not a bad drawing, that.
People will go for the smaller ones too, I think.
He's hot.
And there's a woman in the middle one.
Boy, I like this music.
First thing you're doing with that, Brandon.
We're locking it in.
Brandon on the wall.
Locking it in.
Wyatt?
Oh, come here, so we can hear you?
Say it again. I'll come come here yeah, we can hear you say again
The woman is middle and then sunset
You got that one I include the frame there's no way that was that woman is fine. I am yes, I
Don't even feel that bad about that
Who would buy yeah, that is a tough bite. That is I'm running to good will seriously who'd buy that to get some sweatpants
Alright Brandon. Let's lock in here. I don't know that frame has to be more than
Though they sell Small bags of chips. Is there a price on there?
Uh, no. Well, they...
Oh, they're all different prices.
Actually, that one.
What?
There's a price on there?
Okay, we got $125.
God damn it.
Well, that's easier.
All right, hold on.
I'm buying the naked woman chips
The starter I think son son chips most expensive
Hey, if that's how you guys want to win that's fine. What's your floor?
What's your ounces here have fun sleeping tonight your fluid ounces of Sun chips?
This 125
People returning their food
25 is the cheapest I don't know
Hey
You know
Based it on quality
Lot of flavoring on the best. There's a a density. So I think it's most expensive, middle, cheapest.
Hold on.
You feel good about that.
I like Doritos as cheapest.
Do we think Sun Chips?
But think about the heft.
Feel them.
What do we got?
We got one ounce and two ounces two ounces versus
one ounce that's double the chips Brandon the only price we could see was
the Doritos so didn't really help us all right we're gonna go with that
cheapest we got it right the most expensive yes yes Doritos were 125
Sunships for 150 Fritos are one. Are we done with those? Oh, why fuck?
Yeah, Brandon. You're not gonna eat good will
Brandon
I'll tell you guys those are my favorite chip
Do you like them or do you like the twists more I those are a little much but I do like I like to eat
This is my favorite. Those are great. Those are gonna little much, but I do like, I like to eat, these are my favorite. Those are great chips. Those are gonna be hard to find.
All right, you guys are up.
I'm throwing back at me,
because Goodwill just sell expired food.
All right.
I'm disappointed in you.
It does say Goodwill on there.
It's Titus and KB.
Kate, you're going with us.
Oh, good variety.
We have a five wood.
It's like a ladies.
Is that women's?
Yeah. Amateur or pro? It's yeah amateur or pro
amateur golf club to our
low am yeah
High school says oh wow yeah, but from the shirt
Yes
What's the other stuff? This is a flashlight that doesn't work, okay?
very flimsy.
Flabby almost.
And this has to be the cheapest.
Okay, and that's...
This is a Japanese cookbook which,
ooh, it's Ima, it's Kazuko.
It's like pretty cheap.
And there's a variety of liquors, recipes, pictures.
This is the most expensive by far.
This might be a hundred bucks.
You want to go flashlight, club, book?
You want to go book?
Cheapest, most expensive?
That seems like the most obvious.
I think so too.
You want to just go with that?
Yeah.
Flashlight, club, book. Flashlight, club, book. Flashlight, 399, club, 499, cookbook. Flashlight, 399, club, 499, cookbook. lock it with that yeah, yeah, yeah Club book book
flashlight 399 Club 499 cookbook 599
Five dollars and 99 cents for the cookbook oh
Do you have a new Japanese cookbook I will take this
All right, let's do this.
Sailboat.
Oh! Haunted statue.
Little lady statue.
A boat.
And who is this? That's a green Pikachu.
That's Baby Yoda.
Valentine edition.
The toys are usually really cheap.
This seems like the nicest. It's like quality.
Wooden ship is classy.
And then this little statue.
That could be like a deity.
What is that, ET?
It does look like a deity.
Like an ancient.
The Venus of Villas.
What if this is worth millions of dollars?
Like a potato.
It does look like a potato.
But it looks like something someone made themselves
in art class.
It looks like it has a fat ass.
It looks like a fat ass potato.
I feel like the market for the two things in your hand are very limited the market
Demand low
Baby Yoda is hot in the streets
But it's used I would say ship baby Yoda statue, but I'll go with whatever
Yeah, I could do that. I know what you're doing or do you think it's baby Yoda ship statue?
The ship is impossible to put value on
Not the random wooden doll where you even start okay, so the ship is priceless
I feel like baby Yoda is not the cheapest.
Okay.
All right, can I say ship Baby Yoda statue?
I like that.
So wait, what do you have is most expensive?
Most expensive ship, Baby Yoda statue.
Wait, most expensive ship?
Yes, it's very detailed.
Okay, if you wanna go Baby Yoda.
Okay, Baby Yoda, no we'll go with Che.
Baby Yoda ship.
I don't wanna order. Hey, you're a goodwill shopper. okay, baby Yoda. No, we'll go a chape baby Yoda ship
You're a good will shopper
Stay strong But he's right. There's a market. I feel like baby Yoda won't be the most expensive
Okay, shit baby Yoda statue, so cha you don't make a decision
But you don't think it'll be the most or we ship being most expensive you're almost like what order are you going in?
most middle least all right? I know I'm wrong
Why gave me his phone baby Yoda 599 most expensive
299 Buddha statue 199
Yeah, they got our yeah, yeah, hell yeah, all right so slipper off for Brandon big cat Kyle Titus
Fuck Danny I fucked us did that frame I was wrong I was wrong had to cost more than that other picture alone
599 we're the four guys to shop a good will the most of them yeah, okay?
There's a lot of slices
Who's even in the lead?
Exactly, you have a like
Cheyenne host Brandon as the most brand a lot of brand
Alright, all that was getting hit me KB and I look like we have the least and Titus that fair
He be Titus and I
It's not fair Brandon, but it doesn't matter cuz all you need is one Nick. What's that motherfucking smell? It's like cock push up smell
No smell that no, I keep selling the cake. I don't like the smell of Megan. Maybe my cooking something. Oh, oh yeah
Shish kebab fest oh cool. Yes, 230 stop by
Thank You Megan Okay, thank you Megan
Okay, I love Megan she went right into mom mode when I got hurt
Does that a lot? What do you need?
ice Advil
Cost me an Advil. Yeah fucking have it all it airy. We have so much at all right Titus
Go mark too much at we are flush with Advil. There's like
We could OD on Advil.
I think Mark did the old, oh I'm just running to get some flour, be back soon.
Yeah.
I'm just gone for hours.
Where the fuck is he?
Comes back with a...
Comes back with like, Jeff D. Lowe?
Yeah.
TJ, did you see the Jeff D. Lowe I sent you if somebody already has a similar Jeff D. Lowe haircut?
Oh! Alright, you can get a couple D. Lowe haircut. Oh!
All right, you can back up.
That could be okay, that could be okay.
Oh my God. Oh no.
Whoa.
What?
Is half his head?
I don't, it's like, looks like-
Don't know.
It's an angle thing. Prepping for surgery?
We're looking at a Jeff D. Lowe haircut.
Rocking the Skrillex.
Yeah, you can get both these.
All right, get them all three.
Rusty. Clear it out. Yeah, end the day. He forgot how to play go. these. All right, get them all three.
Rusty. Clear it out.
Yeah, end the day.
They forgot how to play go.
Rusty, I'm Rusty.
Someone has been practicing.
If he spread out and got all three.
Oh my God.
Mark, this is.
Mark. Mark.
It's been a while.
Mark. Mark.
He's nervous.
Mark.
Oh my God.
Oh boy.
Wait. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh boy. Wait. Oh
Almost a perfect turn so a sliver added for Titus and H. Oh
I lied again. There's ones on the court
Don't eat a tape. Hey, how do you keep forgetting about the running? It was a group effort of making challenges. Yep.
If you guys think that I should find someone
that's fair, I don't know if Tate.
Similar build.
No, Tate's fine.
Tate's fine.
Tate's good.
Tate's a, Tate's a.
You're up again.
We're both way the same.
So this one's pretty, pretty simple.
This one is.
Danny said we both way the same.
This one's really simple, this is Lopez.
There are eight of us
there are seven pez very low on the
basketball court out there like it like
about a foot low or lower okay there's a
low there's seven Lopez the candy mmm we
have to go out there and find them okay
I can do this you can do it yeah one
person that does there's one person that will take a physical change
Maybe
Count us down check Cheney's to get out here, too. They're on the court. They're low. What is that? Just really low
Yeah All right. Let's check. Oh, fuck, whoa.
They're low.
I don't know. I didn't play this way this way
It was lucky you got one Kyle, where'd you find it? All right? I found a pez on the
electrical outlet It will get harder. Where was your pez Kyle? It was really low. It was about
Mine's about six inches board
ok wow that means there are six pez left maybe five of chase running back in
Kate looking for her pez the pez hunt
underneath of the cornhole bags none big cats out there limping around
None. Big cats out there limping around.
Hez is one of my favorite candies.
I was just going to say, don't you think it's one of the best candies?
I think it's really good.
I would put it closer to one of the worst.
No, no, no, no.
But it has the novelty of the dispenser.
That's the toy aspect.
Right, but like that-
We're talking about the taste of candy.
Oh, they taste good.
Do they taste good?
Your Pez, which one's what flavor's yours?
Raspberry?
I've been a Pez guy almost.
Oh, Che, did you find one?
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
I've been a Pez guy almost 30 years.
I actually wrote a letter-
Wait, you've been a Pez guy for 30 years?
Really?
Yeah, I wrote a letter to the Pez Corporation when I was in elementary school and they sent me a huge swag bag
What did the letter entail?
Just like you're supposed to write a letter to the company that you like.
Where was it?
It was in a bag of PES?
No, that wasn't Lo
No, it was on a table.
Are you cheating?
Are you cheating?
You guys are bitches You're trying to cheat Lopez No, it was on a table. Are you cheating? Are you cheating?
You're trying to cheat Lopez.
All right, get in here.
It's not your fault, but do you want, yeah. I guess the everybody should have just checked
in the big bag of pez.
That's a pez, Brandon. There's one Pez in here? Not ours. I don't know I got mine. I love Pez. I'm out there. So you got one?
Damn.
They said it's in here.
Who's still looking for Pez out there?
Danny?
Got shirt on backwards.
Yeah, I think his shirt is on backwards.
Yeah, it's on backwards.
I got lunch.
Well, I mean, my brain doesn't work.
My leg doesn't work.
Don't you feel it?
My childhood ended. Yeah. You, my brain doesn't work. It's in pain. My leg doesn't work. Don't you feel it?
My childhood ended.
You should feel it.
Yeah.
You're not a little kid anymore.
Che, what is the most borderline treat?
What's that mean, Steve?
What's the thing above it?
It's, is Rice Krispies,
Rice Krispies treat a dessert or a snack? It's a dessert. It's a dessert and a snack
I think I think store-made are a snack homemade is it fair dessert has found
Wow Danny you're out a
Borderline I got tootsie roll is a borderline tree not quite a treat. I'm not happy. It's a treat
What would keep tootsie roll from being a tweet treat the lack of the traditional chocolate taste. It just it doesn't really have a familiar flavor.
Thought you found one already.
My granny used to call herself the Tutsi Roll lady. She would bring me a big lie.
Ah, granny.
It's the calf. It's the calf.
Alright.
Fuck.
I can't blame that one on the calf. It's the calf all right fuck
Is your penis bigger than this
Right now fun game hard hard
Maybe it just a little
That's the next game
All right add a slice for me everybody can lose one except for you
Brian what's the matter but do nothing with me right?
I that has nothing to I have always
Sucked Kyle toss me that and finding Lopez
Like that's a bigger than this
Ever since I was a little child I could never find the loop I was about to start I don't know it feels this was like muscle man. I am a sort of pissing. Yeah, right
It did feel like hold my shit
But like hold my little shit
This feels just like my little shit
Danny
Any questions for Danny Danny did you are you shaving your bush for his wedding?
That's something you would do like do you yeah, trim your auxiliary hair for your brother's wedding you're not I
Don't think I wouldn't but I'd feel like I should
Yeah, I feel like that's a respect move the best man. Yeah
Yeah, I think you have to go in with at least velcro length because you gotta be ready if he goes down
What if he shaved oh doing a full body shave at this point?
Yeah, actually if you get pants on the dance floor as best man. You have a big bush
Yeah, I've had him untamed said that ragel a gnarled bush. Did you even love your brother?
Honestly you should trim down your bush for bro shave my ass while I'm asking text him text him right now and ask
Is it fine if I have a bush? Yeah, you shave it or not
Yeah, didn't be honest with me man. He's dealing with like really stressful what all
Call him that work. Yeah, I like the idea of like sitting down the groom with like a legal pad and being like alright
Let's go through this checklist real quick. What is what is any allergies for her?
Do I have a bush?
Yeah, just be like where we land on that again circling back. Yeah, like getting ready for the wedding
I forget what you said yeah
Is there a clarification bow tie gray socks
Yeah, yeah
pictures at 10 a.m.
bow tie Yeah, yeah pictures at 10 a.m. bowtie
Where is he older or younger younger bush? Oh, yeah, maybe not then no how many years where's he getting married?
Wisconsin
How many siblings you have I have three is this the third to get married yeah, oh
Danny did you go? I have three. Is this the third to get married? Yeah. Uh-oh. Whoa.
Danny.
Did you go?
Danny!
Oh, Danny.
And you're not a young close.
Their other son is going to a reality show next month.
Oh, Danny!
Danny, Danny, Danny.
So would you say that when your parents,
when your parents' friends at this wedding are like,
how's Danny doing like he's
he's figuring out 32 and going on a reality show Jersey Shore next month so
he could be better he's doing no that won't be the first question they have
a lot of questions he do again so No, Aunt Kathy, it's me.
Maybe that's where Danny can get out of the Jeff D. Lo.
If he doesn't want to do the Jeff D. Lo shave.
Do the Jeff D. Lo bush?
The bush.
Oh yeah.
Should have been a bush.
I was going to get a bush by the time I get a skin fade on the bush.
I'm talking like porn star.
Yeah, I know what you're talking.
Yeah.
Alright, deal.
I'll have to, obviously have to show you for proof I assume. pornstar yeah, I know you're talking yeah, all right deal
Delta Obviously have to show you for proof. I assume well we have the
Stylus coming so yeah, yeah, it'll be right there great day to bring my neighbor. Yeah, right
We pivoted it was bush
Good question, okay great question great question all right, let's go to the next person.
I'm wearing this backwards, fuck.
You sure it's better?
You don't feel that?
No, it has to be really tight around your neck.
Oh, man.
You need a hero?
Nope, I'm good.
Through the Willy Wonka. Do a somersault at the end. Oh, man. You need a hero? Nope. I'm good.
Do the Willy Wonka.
Do a somersault at the end.
That's pretty hard, right?
Thank you.
OK.
There's a T and an A, Dan.
Make your pick.
You know I'm a T guy.
You a T or an A guy.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to try to get this.
Do you think he tore a ligament?
Maybe? I think he's dead fine.
Yeah.
He's faking it.
Oh, wow. Going the other side.
Going for the A. He hasn't really gone on that side yet.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
It's a sticky, it's a sticky, uh,
right above the A. Sticky for today. Do you think a sticky, it's a sticky, sticky board today.
Do you think it's because it's human out?
Maybe?
Oh! Oh!
Oh! It's a new bird!
Yes!
Wow.
Alright.
Double play.
Still got it! Wow, injured? All right Sure double play
Wow, oh maybe you're really down
Is this doing the Brandon was court
All right The next challenge you made oj lo front Jersey girl
All right The next challenge you may know JLo front Jersey girl
So we have a slide of 50 WNBA players with their jersey number blacked out
Mmm, and if you get one of their jersey numbers, right you're out
Okay, if you are still in at the end of the slideshow you I love or not
Yeah, all right, we'll start with Kate did they go up to the they
don't do 90s oh oh I know her only one I might know I think I know this I just
don't know any sports numbers across all sports oh it's Lisa says her name right
there you just have to say your number yeah let's just go just rip it okay 22
let's see nine seven nine Titus you're up
That's Paige Becker's ah all right tight wears number fucking
She to give me two
That's not a WVP
All girls in Jersey it It should be easy.
Who is she dated?
Shh, that's how you think of women's.
Yeah.
Yeah, real nice, Kyle.
You were white knighting on Monday.
She doesn't look so good on Thursday.
12 or seven in my head, seven.
Ooh.
I don't even know Saquon Barkley.
Kelsey Plumb.
Shh. I don't even know say quam bark Kelsey plum Let's go 24
Or we could do celebrity guesser
We're gonna get this
Seven Seven We're not
Chay's dialed in
Him watching us do this must be what
Us watching him do geoguessr feeling
Give us a clue to the number Chay
Chay what are some things we should be looking at when it pops
up like did help us up
Anything uh it depends on the person okay? I don't expect to know all these okay all right
I've angel Reese we got this right no come on. We got this neck. We gotta have this
cha
eight oh
Kinda Skytown okay, what yeah, I saw that oh
Danny ice thing don't say any chase. Are you that's a narrow sir? I won't say to miss his now
I know I wanted to miss his so bad number
Well, yeah, the players names are right there. Yeah, I mean without it. I'm like oh, I know who that like I know who they are
But I don't know numbers not go 25 oh okay okay please miss this let's go rapid-fire yeah yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh suckers um Floyd Lloyd Lloyd what would Lloyd do
give me a second
six? no no
Lloyd? why is the name gone
how is that a hint
no way
Lloyd
this is good rapid fire
give me a second
one, six
ten wow chase still in it Give me a second. Two. Give me a second. You've had one. Six?
Oh!
Wow, Chase still in it.
OK.
Me?
Yeah, rapid fire.
Caitlin Clark.
This is the scariest one.
Seven.
Oh, I said 22 before, I think.
Fuck.
Oh, that's 30.
Yep.
Let's go!
Yeah, Titus.
Nice.
On the board.
Megan Rapinoe, go, board. Megan Rapinoe, go Kyle.
Megan Rapinoe.
Shay, give me a celebrity that's this age.
It's a minor.
Zero.
It's a minor.
Big cat.
Oh shit.
Come on, David. Let's just go one I like that
I love that
Jay got that one
I hope he doesn't get it
Bosco would have known that one too
this one I know
go Brandon
this one's easy Brandon
easy
don't overthink
Brandon you know about is she not on your shelf. No. There's no women on my
Recipes
So she's not 24 7 get him Kate 11
Eleven
Can't we break oh she is seven
22s all right che manche big for you. Yeah, shit
She was married to a buck and beat him up
So low and beat him up. Yep, they're all facts. Solo. Why do you keep saying the last name?
It's my process, hold on.
We're doing rapid fire.
It's just stopping when I get to the end.
We're doing rapid fire.
Is she something weird like double zero?
That would be low.
One. Solo.
Alright, rapid fire.
Seven. Oh my god! So Seven oh
Sorry yeah, you got this six oh
I was getting that Candice Parker. That's ten. I got another three. Oh
Eleven Parker that's ten I got another three oh Eleven
We've seen yet brandy chest she never wears our jersey three
Eight
Another 20 20s and threes oh Yeah, they just uh eight
Yeah, they just
14
All right, okay, 22
To Julie Earth oh
Whoa 15
Face why we're still doing oh you got it come on Brandon Brandon Brandon you got this easy one come on Brandon
Zero
Why would the Rue it rhymes
You've been beaten down by women
I'll go three
Fuck oh
Ali Boston is double digits.
Is she?
There's a lot of them. 42?
There's more.
42?
You should get a slice out of just that.
Come on.
22.
Oh.
Oh, I was halfway there.
You just stuttered.
One.
Okay. Badger. Oh, oh, I'm halfway there just started one Okay badger
Five oh ah
Ten the why would she be seven?
25 the dreaded zero
ah
25 the dreaded zero
Come on now, okay, it's you che che Ryan Howard
Screeching halting 13. I don't even know Michael Jordan's number to I don't 10
I don't know many there. Yeah, I don't double digits 11
Becky Hammond five double digits shit tell by the the width of the should we just play single digits or double? No, do you otter even otter? Well, that's how many more do we have TJ? Oh?
Degrees are double. No do otter even otter. Well, let's how many more do we have TJ?
All right, we're all gonna lose there's no way to salvage 10. All right, so we have
Money, I that's fine. You have to get so let's go
Finish this round and then we'll do one full round of otter even. Yes in the number here. Yeah, you're going to
tell oh This one's easy. Six. No. No. No. God damn it. No. 18. I went to a basketball camp with her once. All right,
Shay. Go on to Griffith. This team doesn't exist anymore. Numbers do. Got him.
13.
All right, so this is the last round.
Yes, odd or even.
Odd or even and number of digits.
Okay.
Oh, you gotta do number of digits?
Well, that's impossible.
I'm just gonna do even.
Hey!
It's good.
Tina.
Single digits odd
Mmm. No you get it you get it. Yeah, that's KB's gets us off. Okay to make it catching
Even yeah, I saw fuck
Even
Even oh Oh, Brandon! Even.
Who put this together by the way? Wyatt. Incredible job.
Yes! Me and Brandon, everybody gets a slice of meat with me and Brandon. Oh, Chay.
That's all I got. That's the last one? That was the last one. Alright, Chay, tough break.
He should have known it.
Should have gotten it. Alright, so everyone gets a slice from me besides Nick, Brandon and Che.
Yeah.
Got my Pez slice back.
Kate is your barber here?
He is. Yes he is.
Great well we have one slice left right?
Just gotta get it.
That was a huge double.
Oh yeah wait we have a second game. Oh, yeah, yeah wonderful
Does he want to like warm up or anything?
anybody here needs a
Can't wait for this wheel spin
Eliminator obvi it's gonna be uh
This one's I'm real okay, JLo lyric. We'll go around the room
It'll be a three second video either AI or real you have to say which it is yes
Love this
I've been got by these plenty of time. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah this morning
I always think back to that guitar video or whatever
Yes, I got by a dog in an eye patch Brandon you had
Talking and oh that sounds these earlier in the show on mostly sports you saw the Cleveland Browns thing and you said
Everything you see on the internet you think is fake
Hour later you're like you guys see this dog with an iPad
It looks so awesome that we will start with Kate. I think this is one round. Oh, man. All right
This is a video or it's just an image oh, I'm saying that's real yeah
That was just that's up there. Let's uh no. That's okay. That's okay. That is a
Fake looking real picture, so what's the answer? It's a real? I said a rope. Okay. It's a fake looking real
That's Mount Saint. That's real
I guess I'll go fake
Wait a second they've all been fake. That's real
Guy Brandon fake
Fuck Real gotta be Hey Brandon! Fake. Fuck!
Real. Gotta be.
There we go.
Alright, Jay.
Shake mouth is like, what a hate of that.
Ooh, this is a beautiful home.
God damn it.
Real.
Where is it?
Uh, Washington State.
That's fake.
It's nowhere.
Alright.
Uh, Big Cat and Brandon.
And Danny.
And Danny.
Get a slice of the roof.
Yes. Okay. all right puck drop
Changes went back in a geoguessing mode, okay, so we have greenery
house
KB is there's a second thing good KB and Big Cat for usual
Okay Is this it? There's a second thing. KB's looking good. KB and Big Cat. Per usual. OK.
Is this it?
Well, if we get it, we've got to get it.
We still have Mitt Romney laying out there.
Let's go, Kyle.
Bring us home, KB.
It's a problem.
No pressure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got a virtual appointment with a doctor at 430.
And she's like, so how'd you hurt it?
Well, it's on video.
It's a egg.
It's not important.
You know what it was, Brandon?
It was a play at third base, and I had to change direction.
I was the runner.
That was it.
Can't change direction.
Not at our age.
Just go where you're going, man.
Get there.
Get there.
All right, go again.
Sliver for Kyle.
Sliver for Kyle sliver for Kyle
Kyle with a skin fades funny to me
Like super tight I sent Jeff a bunch of images of Jeff the barbers Jeff as well
No nothing's going to take oh three slices Three slices for Kyle. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Greedy.
Oh no, Kyle.
Keep dropping puck.
Yeah.
Until it's wheel or tee.
This is a bad, you don't want your names.
Bad spot to be.
He would almost want it to be wheels
so other people have
a chance, right
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download data collected by Sensor Tower. Sponsored by by Jack pocket So we've all seen J. Lo's monster in law
Yeah, what's that? Oh the movie? Oh? Yeah, there it is
We've all seen monster in law, but Kate. What are we doing today? We're doing monster and slaw
There will be
Eight bowls of coleslaw and one of the bowls will have Munster in the bottom if you have the Munster bowl
You're out if you don't you go into the next round of coleslaw where there will be seven bowls of coleslaw
Have to eat a bowl of coleslaw. Okay, get the monster you're out until it's 1v1
Okay, that's the game you got a hope for the Munster
Why are you guys are laughing at monster
I fucking monster in the first round of sloth
Hey, I fucking hate coleslaw
Oh my god so much coleslaw in here
So we eat this entire bowl
Wait, how do we aren't we able to tell if it's monster maybe before?
There's a cube of monster you have to have some
I got the monster to play all have mustard all but one has monster
All but one has monster. Oh
Fuck Can I eat the monster? So what happens if you don't have the monster you're out?
Okay, so it's reversed. Okay. I don't I don't think I'm monster. I don't have monster. Oh wait fuck. Yeah
I have no monster. Where's my sloth? There you go Brandon. Let me say good job Brandon
There you go Brandon. Wait, let me see.
Good job Brandon.
Look, mine looks like that though.
Mine is good.
Yeah, you do right there.
Give me my fucking ball.
Give me my fucking ball.
Give me my fucking ball.
Who doesn't have Monster?
I don't have Monster.
Brandon.
Brandon.
Brandon's out.
Well played Brandon.
Take a slice off for Brandon.
Keep your fork.
Keep your fork.
Oh, give me the fork.
Take a slice off for Brandon.
Good slaw.
Wow.
That's good slaw.
Yeah, I don't like slaw, but this one I actually like How many new bowls smells we have?
All we got more coming oh fuck a
Lot more that's I have my fork. That's Brandon's
self I
Said let's play a game where we just waste 15 baby
House that slaw. No doesn't coleslaw get typically not a slaw guy doesn't it what a gassy to digestive that's our crowd
I did like the monster. I am
Thank you coleslaw might be like a thing that I love but hate every ingredient
What's in it
ingredient What's in it?
Declare we do want the cheese cube or we do not you don't don't okay fuck I got monster
Alright I'm diving in I got monster
Fucking monster
I fucking monster
Fucking damn it. I have no monster. I don't think I do either. No you somebody does I have monster fuck
Alright, I missed it
Can I eat it? I don't like monster. What are the ingredients and coleslaw cabbage cabbage cabbage mayo carrots
Should I not eat the monster? I? I'm eating the muncher
I'm eating the muncher
Good god
Thank you
This is too much coleslaw
Yeah
Once you're out you get one taken off?
Yeah
I mean we could just rock paper scissors or something guys
We don't We're getting down there what for I fucking month same you have
monster and sloth all me all right here we go see it's cabbage carrots whole mayo I have monster in vinegar god damn it
not another monster in slaw boy that's a
real change you not monster who doesn't
have monster
I don't think I do yeah you must not
because we all did I have it alright so
it's five of us slot. Thank you. Oh starting to real
What I feel so bad for Wyatt and Dom that this is getting real boys
Fuck I've been practicing for a long time separate anyone the boys
Wait a minute. I think I could be out in the clear eight wait
I got monster
Do not have monster another monster, I'm in the clear
Bowl me
Getting worse I didn't find it.
I got Monster.
I got another Monster.
Another Monster.
It's me, Titus, Nick, and Danny.
I got Monster.
I have no Monster.
I have no Monster.
Titus and Danny.
I've eaten all my Monster.
Me too.
All right, then there were three.
So much coleslaw.
I'm the monster.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Are you good?
Are you?
Oh my god.
I don't know.
I'm looking-
I got my monster!
I'm into the finals!
Danny, you have to have monster.
I don't see it.
Did you eat your monster, Danny, I have no monster Danny monster
I have no monster
We do a monster off a monster off a monster mash
You weren't here, I'm not seeing any monster in my bed are they the last two no big cat I already ate my monster. I'm in the finals
Yeah, I don't see monster in mine all right
Rock paper scissors for Titus and Danny
No I rock paper scissors for Titus and Danny to go into the finals Rock paper scissors
Rock paper scissors between the two no not reverse reverse rock paper scissors. All right ready you guys are rock paper scissors shoot
Rock paper scissors. Oh God
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
It's the farthest away you can play.
I just keep looking back and forth like, oh.
Titus versus Big Cat.
All right, Titus.
Big Cat, wait.
Which one do you want, Titus?
The one Big Cat's got.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So I haven't touched this one.
You can pick the one in Dom's hand or the one I have.
This takes a lot of skill.
Kante.
Mm. I'll get this one. OK. Oh, shoot. I'll get this one. I have this takes a lot of skill
I got monster
No monster
That's so much monster. I'm sorry. Everyone get the wheel off. Thank you. Oh, wow.
That was fun.
I never knew they went so horribly together.
I've never done that before.
What?
Doug, thank you.
Thank you.
All right, so before we wheel everything, should we give everyone one chance, no adding
to the wheel, but you get one chance to take a slice off and you have to go do Lucas's games
No, like you can just take it or you don't is there a punishment if you fail no
I mean, I guess it would be rum or I'll do the wrong one. I'll do the mousetrap one. I'll do rum
I'll do my I'd be willing to gamble. I'll do the mousetrap do my strike this first look Brandon
It's hurting if everybody gets a sliver off. I pass can't add a sliver. Yes, this first sliver off deal
Okay, it's rum or what?
Mouse trap can kick no it's a rum. Yeah, yeah
Rum or water rum or water I'll go run with them alright KB. Are you doing it?
No, you're not taking a chance to get a slice off sounds like you want me to
Know you got another three when you're up there KB. Yeah, you know it had three oh I did yeah
No wait hold on before you go wait till the camera I
Think all of us mousetrap guys what is it just the three of us? We'll all do it at the same time
I've never been trapped
Wait what is this for?
Mouse trap sliver off is to take a sliver off you could do a you could do a shot
Wait home before I'm not I want to wait to give me you want to do this shot. I have to do one or the other
Yeah, you don't have to do anything now, but you can you get a free roll?
Okay, you guys Kate you go first, okay?
Probably Lucas probably put it. I mean. I don't know what we're definitely all around. Let's see
That's from yeah, okay, Brandon. That's just this is wrong
Brandon Brandon would react like that to water to
oh
Brandon Brandon would react like that to water to
Nick Lucas you're so high from half one
Rum okay, okay, so we oh oh Stephen
They're all wrong fuck from
Rascal Yeah, all right, so I'm not doing that they're all not
That's an mouse. Oh, it's definitely gonna be a mouse. Yeah, no, so I'm not gonna do it
Do they get this made us to wrong? No, oh you didn't know when did it?
We didn't know I was gonna not do it. No, he was gonna do that. Okay fine. I'll do it
Y'all don't robber y'all don't master. You don't get this like they're all master. No no slice of water. I think was lying
There are every I thought it was no one of them might have like some sort of Cobra
I thought it was just if you did it you got the slice off. Oh, no you have to pass it
They're all wrong Nick. I may not
No.
They're all mousetraps. They're not all mousetraps.
Rum.
Those are all rum.
Rum.
These aren't all mousetraps?
Rum.
Rum.
Rum.
Why are you believing him?
They're all rum.
They're all rum.
They're all rum.
But he did say don't look in the gloves.
He's like don't look in there
because I don't need to see.
So.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna go all the way.
Go ahead, if you're gonna do it,
you gotta get your hand on the mousetrap.
You wanna go, you wanna go one by one.
We'll go one by one. You wanna go? You want me to go? I'm gonna go. Iousetrap. You wanna go one by one. We'll go one by one.
You wanna go? You want me to go?
I'm gonna go.
There's a chance you just...
You snap it, but it doesn't get you.
Wait, I felt it right there.
Look.
Don't do that one. Do another one.
Yeah, but I...
It's by the wrist area.
It's like right in the front.
Got it, got it, got it.
I thought it was like gonna be at the end.
Why is Danny back out there?
He's got a legitimate knee injury because of this shit.
Ah, there's the mousetrap.
I lost.
Whoa.
It's gonna be every, why are we believing this?
Go.
Yep, mousetrap.
They're all mousetrap.
It snapped the wrong way.
Yeah.
Go ahead, put your hand in.
They're all mousetrap.
It snapped the wrong way.
Fucking loser.
It snapped the wrong way.
Beep.
The only way that hit.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Oh!
There's one without.
One.
One.
There was one?
One.
Fuck Lucas.
I should have known better.
Yeah, why would you believe that again?
Winner of that round, Ashley, take a slice off for Kyle. Yep, Kyle was smart. Smart enough. Yeah, what why would you believe that again?
Yep Kyle was smart
All right, and now it's uh should we get Jeff in here now we scramble
Wait the barbers name is Jeff. Yeah, what yes?
They're similar guys
It's Kate's like I think he lives in her building oh
That type of neighbor yes
What's up Jeff? What's the other type of neighbor? Yeah?
The one who lives in a building next to yours
So I guess you're right, yeah.
Jeff, what's up, man? Jeff, what's up?
Thank you for doing this.
It looks awesome.
Good to see you again, man.
How we doing?
What's up, man?
Good to meet you.
Dap.
Yeah, I texted him last night.
Can I get a redo?
Yeah, I thought mine was... Yeah, we're not shitting.. I get redo Yeah, I thought mine was
Wow
Selfish big cat. Well, I mean I you knew we all had bad high fives over here
And you like asking for the second first pitch. Yeah trying to explain this to him last night via text
I was like so we
Here there's no explaining it
Wheel the mic in front here. I just sent him several pictures of Jeff D law
I was like one of our of our coworkers as a punishment
is going to get this straight haircut.
No, I just explained Monster in Law.
I was at Coles Law.
That looked terrible.
Yeah.
It was bad.
I lost that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But thank you for being here to administer
this haircut to somebody.
Yeah, it's so good.
I'm glad to join you guys on here.
Yeah.
Sorry, I don't have my hey dudes.
That's okay.
You can get a pair for sure.
Do you have Instagram or social that people can find you?
I just got a Twitter.
Okay.
I don't Instagram anymore.
Where can people get a haircut from you?
Born with Soul.
Okay, nice.
BWS, yep, it's in Logan Square.
Wow.
Yeah, it's a dope shop.
There we go, sweet.
If you guys ever been to Wasabi Ramen,
it's right across the street from there. I should have. Heard of it, you have? Yeah, Fire Ramen go. So if you guys ever been the wasabi ramen is right across the street
Let's find out who's getting the cut from Jeff the Jeff cut from Jeff yeah
How do we get ready for a lot of wheels? Oh?
Yeah, shuffle gotta shuffle what happens if it's you Kate
JLo banks and I'll do that myself unless you want to but I'm gonna do bangs. How do you feel about that shuffle?
Two more times that's a good false
Chunk there you go. So that's good. We're going down to one name. Yeah one name and it's elimination
TJ did you add my
slice for losing Munster I
Turned one away from everybody. Okay, fair. Yeah
But you have to have every one of yours hit before you're eliminated, right? Yes. Yes
Okay, so just go fast here teacher. Let's just rip it
Our co-worker Jeff is known for getting $75 haircuts every week. Oh, is that the guy you see?
Yes, and he keeps it like extremely he's like very known for it. This don't matter for like 10 minutes. No
This is huge. Yeah, it's just yeah, he spends a lot of money
It's the most dangerous lead and Jeff D low-wheel. Yeah, you're right. Who had the most going into the Brandon?
Okay, and Che too, right? I had a good bit. So what the fuck is happening? What the fuck, Jay?
Okay, he's been three days on fire. Three? Yeah, he got three in a row.
So much yellow. Are you kidding me? Oh my god!
There's so much yellow. Are you kidding me?
Oh my god!
Are you fucking kidding me?
This would be an all time joke, Jay.
Jay, if you clear the whole board before anyone else, you have to get the haircut.
Or we all have to get it.
There we go.
There's me, little me, little you.
Little me!
Little me!
Big hat.
Okay. You Little me
But you also like I mean it's if you get yours off then there's less chance it all right lands on you
I haven't seen a lot of Nick
The person who cares most about his hair here is Brandon. There's two. All right. There you go Brandon
Get hot Danny how you feeling? Normally I wouldn't care but I today I care
Weekend I care you text your brother about the bush. He didn't take me back. What did you say something to ponder?
Yeah, no one way to go Nick. That's big. Oh Danny. No Danny yet, and no Titus. It's always me man.
It's fucking me.
Hey.
Little Kate.
I'll do bangs on my own.
Kyle, have you had one yet?
Nothing.
All right.
Go, go.
There's a Kyle.
There's a Kyle.
Well played, Kyle.
Thank you.
You're good, you're good. So no Titus
Does anybody get their haircut on a regular here? Uh, he just got mine yesterday for the first time six six. Oh shit
Did you see the haircut that you'll be giving what are your thoughts on it?
It's clean basically in push back. Yeah, let's fucking go. All right, there you go Basic. Push back. Yeah.
Let's fucking go.
All right.
There you go, Brandon.
Very sharp.
Yeah, hop, Brandon.
All right.
I just need to see one go in.
I just need to see one go in.
We had a whole JLo theme because it's her birthday today.
That was the theme of our Plinko Day.
And so his name is Jeff D. Lo.
So that's why we stumbled upon.
I was like trying to I'm like, should I try and explain this to him or just let it.
No, I'm just trying to try.
No, I would have been like, what do you know?
What does this mean?
You had a no no time.
I'm starting to are you set up Jeff yep got my shit up oh fuck
yes all right we go right to it this is crazy crazy did change just have a lot
there's one left I had I think the most or second most yeah the second most well
that makes sense so we're hitting if we have the most I'm gonna start taking my
shoes there you go KB. There you go KB.
Titus if you come home with like the
is your wife gonna be like what?
Probably, yeah she probably will be.
There's a Danny.
I need one more before we start.
Oh Danny you only have three left.
Yeah I only had four to begin with.
Titus you only have four? Okay. Come on. That's big.
Tide, is she only a four?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, yeah, this is just gonna come down to everybody on it once.
Yeah, who's on... who's in the worst spot right now?
Uh...
You mean I unscramble it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
Because I like having that big nip.
Brandon and Shay are down to one.
Yeah.
Yeah, we didn't think about that.
That the more you have on, more. Yeah, yeah, whatever I
Just spent the last year and a half growing out my bangs
died a
What tightest died I died I died or before I have three I have three che one
Just need to see one get to the
Titus
Start a little run
Get to me get to me to all right all right
No I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I think we're all at three or two. I have three and three one
Barbara loyalty is a thing. So yeah
They're gonna make me host the wedding put a pin in that one day
Beautiful
To That one Danny. Oh get you to fool there To will get heavy wheels get
heavy
Get there stop stop stop
All right, I'm not the one I'm down to one how confused it there was get there stop
There stop. It's got to get there, then it's got to stop. It's gonna stop
Go Get there, stop. Get there, stop. It's gotta get there, then it's gotta stop. It's gotta stop. Let's go.
Titus. Titus, that a boy, Titus.
There you go, Titus.
Nice. Brandon, that yellow is lingering.
It is, it's just hanging.
Chase lingering.
It's like a piece of monster in there.
Back to back.
Like, oh.
Oh.
Let's go.
13. Oh my God! Oh My god tightest way to clear the
Gonna gone home back home one day back and then show up brutal with I would have done it though
I would have done it. I would have I would have totally but started before and sub three
I would have done it. I would have totally started before and sub three
Why would do that I thought it was going to be not I did not bring it you only got one life you're fine
Selfishly wanted to see Nick with yeah
Kind of curious. Oh, and you're cleared the board
Jay you got to be sweating
Shay I would have loved to do it too.
4-0 lead?
I want it to be Danny.
Jay already has that haircut.
I'm panicking.
I am too, baby.
We're definitely in panic mode.
Oh man.
There's Danny.
I mean the odds were.
Yeah.
Brandon, what's going on brother?
Brandon.
I like that we're all so basic that we're panicking about the thought of a knee shot.
I like looking at a clean cut.
I'm off.
There we go.
Alright, that wheel is getting chunky.
Sucks.
Okay.
Sucks.
There you go. Let's go KB. Okay, I'm just Hey. Hey. There you go.
Let's go KB.
Let's go KB.
Okay, I'm just gonna, no, just no.
Yes.
No, no chance.
No, no fucking way.
No, it's not gonna be you.
No motherfucking way.
No way it's you.
It's not gonna be you.
There's no motherfucking way.
It's not gonna be you.
It's not gonna be you.
Hey.
It's not gonna be you, dude.
It's the most important day of my brother's life.
Brandon, why don't you do JLo bangs?
Like K was gonna do.
Yeah.
You wanna do that instead?
It's not gonna be you, Brandon. It's not gonna be you. It's not gonna be you. It's not gonna be you. It's not gonna be you, dude. Keep the bang. It's not gonna be you. This is the most important day of my brother's life.
Brandon, why don't you do JLo bangs, like Kay was gonna do?
Yeah.
You wanna do that instead?
It's not gonna be you, Brandon.
There's no motherfucking way!
No!
Give me that.
Give me that.
Brandon, you're actually looking cool.
Brandon, it's not gonna be you.
You're fine.
He's trying to jinx it, though.
You're gonna be fine.
It's gonna be me.
It'll be a fun story.
There ain't no way!
There ain't no way!
Fuck!
Brandon, you're fine. There story three people left oh man I'll leave give me that no yes you know now what no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Brandon. It's gonna look cool. And it's not gonna be you.
It's gonna look cool.
It's one for Brandon.
One, no.
One, oh, Brandon.
Three more.
I got it.
I got it.
And you have to do a movie review to oh Brandon let's go
to oh
Kyle do you want me to do it for you? No, I mean this
No, it's a good haircut
Maria what's a sweep? I don't know spray tan lightning bolt. Yeah spray tan
spray tan lightning bolt. Yeah spray tan spray tan
Doesn't go over too well on the show
One for Kyle where you want to go Kyle People clapping in the game.
One for Kyle.
Two for Kyle.
This cheering is so funny. Wanna throw a hate dude at him? So funny
Hey dude, Adam
Bring all you gotta do is win one of one of the next three
One of the next three
No, he's it's three to you
One of the next three. The network wants a game seven.
Yeah.
I did my math wrong.
I did my math wrong.
I know I did my math.
Listen, is it three three brain is not good today.
It's three three bad brain day.
It all comes down to this then is that is it my understanding
greatly?
This is everything
Holy shit, I need to have an I need the gambling capes go rocked
Any last words Brandon or
Would you guys like say like like sweet Ronnie George? gun gun gun
That's another
Top Brandon I'll spoke his piece all right
You already have the flip for it
They'll look natural. Oh, all that freaking out was not worth it.
Kyle.
Nice.
Yeah, I mean, this is a better haircut than I have.
Would you like to, should we debut it tomorrow,
show?
What do you guys think?
I think debut is better than like watching it
because then you can see it kind of form.
What do you guys think?
Yeah, big reveal tomorrow.
I wouldn't mind people
watching Jeff cut some hair. Yeah, we can start the haircut
Yeah, okay, maybe we can even do it from an angle where you can't see exactly what's happening
We'll do five minutes of haircut minutes a big reveal tomorrow. Yeah, are you okay with this? Oh, yeah?
Yeah, all right, so make sure you're not on video until tomorrow
nervous Before me put on a hat either bro. It's my first Okay with this oh, yeah, yeah, all right, so make sure you're not on video until tomorrow nervous
You dress like Jeff D. Lo tomorrow, I can yeah, yeah That's are you gonna have the right products to style it no
The man I need to get some good
Spray get you styled come and dress like them. Maybe a spray tan. I would love that okay
Well, I sent you I sent him some photos of Jeff's hair
So he's got the the basic lay of the land and we can always call Jeff if we need reference, but and are you doing anything this weekend, right?
on my girlfriend's birthday
little gift
Crazy no, it's not you're gonna look crazy. No hoping it was branded well Jeff. Thanks for doing that
What's the name of your shop again one more time BWS BWS. Yeah, okay
Find me on style seat slash chap CHAP. Okay, everybody calls me chap. Yeah chap. Okay. There we go. Thank you
So what you live by Kate? Yeah. We're like direct across neighbors.
Front door, yeah.
We're in townhouses that are like right across from each other.
So wait, what about the window?
That's on the other side.
Okay, have you seen the window?
The red light with the camera?
I wish.
I heard about it, but I haven't seen it.
Every time I walk the dog at night, I'm looking over there.
The red glow is like shining like a beacon now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I missed out for sure.
Brandon?
Oh yeah, no, that was fun.
I would have done it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Totally.
I wouldn't have had no problem doing it.
Didn't seem like it.
It's freaking out a little bit.
Kyle, you're gonna be great.
A lot a bit actually.
Kyle, Kyle, stop. We'll it. A lot a bit, actually.
Kyle, how's that?
We'll talk.
Where are we doing it?
Yeah, go.
Let's go, you ready?
All right.
Yeah.
Let's do this.
Kyle, you want me, I'll be your champion and do it.
No, I got it.
Did you want it done?
No.
Oh.
Try to get my hair out.
We're all getting bangs.
Kyle was in for the planning of this.
Yeah, you're right.
He was here the whole time.
I kind of feel bad, but we all thought it was funny.
It's going to look awesome.
I also think none of us thought it was going to be us.
Danny, you would look good.
I wanted it to be Danny.
You would look good.
He does like the zero up until the past years though.
Everybody at the wedding would have thought you got a special cut for the wedding.
I don't know if that would look bad.
It would just be like a personality cut.
You have to reveal?
Oh yeah, Kyle has a straight. Alright, so just get it done, and then we'll stay we'll stay live okay alright live haircut, okay done
No, no, it's alright. We'll do the live haircut. Let's get it cut. We act for a couple more minutes. I
Don't know I think we should I don't know if he's pissed or I don't I don't think we should show him getting we should show
Him starting the haircut, but not the whole yeah, I want to see the finished product. He's gonna look just fine. He was one of the better ones to happen to yeah, definitely
Brandon I know you would have done it. I would you absolutely would have done it. You're so down
I just know way you would have gotten I said I'm probably gonna get haircut
Yeah, you wouldn't have gotten in your car and drove now and then text me being like fuck this show no this would have been it
Yeah Okay, I and drove and then text me being like, fuck this show. No, this would have been it, yeah.
Okay.
I think he's gonna look awesome.
Oh, look at those.
Doves, maybe?
And so Kate, how did you ask him about this?
I texted his wife first,
because I talk with her pretty often.
I was like, I have a super weird question for you.
We're doing this JLo birthday celebration and we need a haircut.
And I sent her pictures of the guy, we need a haircut.
I'm like, his name is also JLo, kind of.
And she was like, go on, he just talked to Jeff.
I was like, all right, I'll try to.
My brother said, shaving Bush, question mark?
W-2-F-L-O-L, I hope to not know.
Oh, he wants a mystery.
Oh, Bush reveal. It'd just be like, until when Oh push reveal it just be like until when
You don't want to know until when all right. I'll wait till Sunday
Yeah, it'll be game time
You know I bet Kyle's gonna look great
I like the idea of Jeff watching this whole time like it's not even that bad
It's not a bad haircut. It's just doesn't fit
Anybody but Jeff D. Low. No if it's other people I think it'll fit Kyle. I think so
Um here we go
What's the far away?
I don't know
I'm always like butchering my kids cuz I like do their bangs myself cuz I can't bring myself to cut the baby's hair yet
Jeff's always like do I'm gonna fix that for you to my kids are always like
Real crazy looking oh he's gonna look fucking amazing. He's gonna look so good
He's gonna look so good
We're off
One side burn down and he brought some mousse and gel he can fix this up Lucas
Is Jeff D. Low aware that we're doing this no
I asked him for his address, but no yeah
Lucas I know this is old news in your life, but I just wanted to bring up the fact
that I was at home watching Tate, and it started as T-Bob,
and then it became White Boy Rick, and really
the whole office, trying to win a national championship.
And Lucas, at like 7 PM on this stream,
which is like prime time for Barstool after dark,
with the whole world watching, decided
to take over the sticks, take the San Jose Jose state job and recruit for like three hours and
Not play a single game and I haven't had a chance to talk to you about it Lucas
Okay It's so don't show don't show we want to see the
Maybe a one-second we're not like you
Know
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No
This might have to be the best one for every every plinko day ends in a jeff t
It's so funny
And he was part of the planning of it give us one more one side
TJ you want to spin our wheel just in case?
It's a great haircut, but it's just not us it It's like when I wear makeup or something right like a personality change
Kyle good news we got dry I'm crying. Is that a dark? I can't see any of it. I can't wait.
It's way bigger difference than I thought it would be.
That's what I'm saying. He does zero like up until the end.
Yeah Danny you're right. Your instinct is right on there.
It's gonna happen for a month.
Jeff does not do the normal fade. He goes zero to one.
What would you have done?
What? Would you have done it?
Oh, of course.
Dude, we get to wear hats every day.
My wife would have been so mad.
You wear a hat, you're just like bald.
I would have had to call my wife. She was told me to just...
But it actually would have been almost a positive for me
because she's going to be mad about the injury.
So it would have been able to cover up the injury being like the haircuts way worse
No, it doesn't kids out, but it like pushes off the injury
Give us one more one shot
I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
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And I'm looking back at Jeff Jeff D. Lo's hair cut not is exactly goes
Like TJ the pictures I sent you it goes from like zero to 100. Yeah, you guys are crazy for saying like it's similar to my haircut Got a mean side I go Look at us
Got a mean side I go
He can't he obviously doesn't know because he's not looking no mirror
He's feeling the air where he's never felt air Was ever shaved head guy Oh
Ever shaved head guy
Are they talking yeah talking talking to each other it looks it's getting it's getting significantly better
At all I don't know
He's got a jelly back.
I would have done it. Yeah, yeah.
You would have too, Brandon.
I would have, yeah.
Yeah.
You make a big stink out of this stuff, but you would...
I just was a performer to ask to perform.
Puttin' on a show.
You ever notice how big my ears are without this hair?
Oh, is that the issue?
I have gigantic ears. They are without this hair. Oh is that the issue yeah?
Gigantic here they stick out yeah, oh
That's very foreboding a huge thunder thunder
Getting his haircut Yeah, it is like completely good on Jeff sighs. It's gonna look good on copy
That's he's just not used to has Jeff
It looks good on Jeff. It's gonna look good on Kyle too.
That's he's just not used to.
Has Jeff ever deviated from this?
Are there old pictures of him?
There was one that we showed.
Did you see it?
I didn't know.
You didn't see that one?
Uh-uh.
You had like a screely touch.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Missed a spot.
Oh my God.
This guy's beard doing behind him.
Oh my God.
Oh, Kyle looks good now. Yeah, he's gonna look he's clean. He's gonna look good
He's just not used to it's 55% watch live
45% reveal when it's done so pretty split
Hmm what do you guys think well if they watch live though already be getting the reveal right but the moment of well
It just looks good now
The fun's over yeah once he blended it I'd
cut it was very funny so it's 55 watch live yes I mean we can well let them see
it well I mean like the people that want to reveal they could just oh yeah their
eyes look away close your eyes it looks. I actually might close the eyes Alright ready. I'm showing it in three
It's getting better we should have told the bar to stop before he blended it
Yeah Yeah.
Girlfriend birthday weekend.
I think he's going to look fucking awesome.
He is.
And he's got clothes to match.
He's got the right thing in the closet.
He's probably been waiting for this.
He's got multiple things in the closet.
He's going to maybe be a better Jeff Z. Lowe than Jeff Z. Lowe.
This is bad for Jeff.
This is, yeah.
He's starting to look like Jeff.
He is.
Oh, Brandon, if that would have been you,
I'd be on the floor crying.
Oh my god.
We're going to have to do this punishment until Brandon gets it.
No, we're not.
All of us get it.
Brandon, a year of no more punishments for you
in any way, shape, or form
extended across the entire company. Every show you're on, every everything.
In exchange for that?
In exchange for doing that.
That's a pretty good deal.
You have veto power of every single punishment.
Think about us like...
Yeah, no, I'm on the Yak every day. I don't have to think. I got it.
They'll have to think I got it
They'll have to take a lot off the top to a will they for Brandon oh oh no
That'd be tough. It's a tough. Yeah, I can't look he looks good He does he does he pulls it off cuz he's got like a yeah, this is beneficial
He's the yeah your ears would be tough with the only one that could have done this and not
Che Che basically has it. Yeah
Yeah, not super dissimilar. I guess I'd have to style it like he does but it's fun
How'd Lucas avoid this oh wait Lucas not get an antique how did Lucas avoid Lucas hasn't been anythinged
Well, I can't have
Lucas should have been in the running for the
Jeff you're like 30 hours in Lucas recruiting two stars to San Jose it was
incredible just one of his own it was incredible I got the sticks now I'll
never forget it as long as I live I love that for you
taking care of your newborn baby and you were mad. I was, yeah. Well, she was asking questions. She was like, daddy, why is he doing that?
It's the bottom of it.
Kyle looks great.
How about his pants?
He looks like Jeff D. Love.
He kind of does.
That looks like Jeff.
Yeah, this might.
Yeah, he does look like Jeff.
Every dozen tournament, he might have to do this now
Every year replace and see if the audience notices
Areas have any of you ever got a haircut that you were like what the fuck yeah, yeah
I Any of you ever got a haircut that you were like what the fuck yeah, yeah I Had once at a barber that I stopped at a beauty shop on the way home and I've done the same
I walked in with almost tears my eyes and said can somebody please fix this
I went to a Puerto Rican barber shop in Minneapolis and got basically this by accident
They just brought out the the actual blade and started going on my head and I was like wait
Oh, it was too late. Yeah, I got one. It was one of my it was like a big video
I had actually but they just they like cut the whole my whole cowlick. They like shaved it
It was weird. It was like a fifth of a buzz cut
This motherfucker's just gonna look good. Yeah
That's annoying
I went to I got a haircut. It was so bad
I went to another spot and they brought out everybody that worked there to look at me
I got a haircut, it was so bad I went to another spot and they brought out everybody that worked there
to look at me.
But the place I got my haircut at first
was at like a Christmas themed pop-up barber shop
in a strip mall in Bethlehem, West Virginia.
It was like they would change like the decorations
and the name of the company based off the season.
And it was like a Santa's barber.
That town sounds like it's full of bizarre.
There's weird stuff.
Bizarre shops and stores.
Remember when we saw the words Coatesville, Pennsylvania,
and he guessed KB or Nick?
Also, if he had turned a little more,
he would have seen the whole main street
with like cheese steak, blah, blah, blah.
Who would have seen you?
Maybe, perhaps.
Bernie, he saw the Ohio State University
and didn't guess me.
But did guess me for five other...
No, you don't remember Nick was there for two and a half months.
Nick did work there, so I guess that's fair.
Three years.
Were your dorms on the main street?
Tidus was with Greg Oden, he wasn't in dorms.
To be completely, I mean, to be fair that I don't think that was
My dorm, but that was Ohio State's camp. Yep. Yep. I didn't live in that specific
Those are dorms though on Main Street. I don't I don't know I'm so fascinated I
Probably are the Main Street wasn't I mean that was just a street. That was high street
Isn't high street a big street in Austin too?
You're thinking of 9th Street.
You're thinking of Westchester, Pennsylvania probably.
You're thinking of Coatesville.
Oh, numbered streets.
Austin has a grid pattern.
Then he had another number later and said, oh this numbered street is Washington, DC.
Yeah, mine was literally on 7th Street.
The chat is suggesting that KB FaceTime Ebony to show him.
Oh. No. That's pretty dumb. Mm-hmm the chat is suggesting that KB FaceTime Ebony to show him Oh
She's probably watching he likes Kyle loves true loves Kyle I
Miss Ebony I've been talking to her
Her baby's gotta be like a year old now, Timothy
What's a minor shit that happened while I was away I saw the headlines I couldn't watch every second of everything though
What's something that did happen while you're what's a minor thing?
So any big guess we had without you
What's a small thing just think of a small thing nothing like big but more like you know
Small I take up golfing. She took up golfing. He's the funny This is the first time you like started playing or this is since I've moved here
I I played a couple times he is the funniest golfer ever because he has a comment for every shot
Mmm, so does he hits it? Are you an optimistic golfer? Yes? Yeah, so yeah
He sliced one to the wrong was it to the driving?
I just want to drive a lot of like if the flag was there that would have been a good job
Huh, he also teased it up in the fairway
Yeah, he retease how's your swimming going? Oh, we're stuck my pool is closed
Oh, we're gonna grab pool is closed. Oh, we're gonna go to the side of a lot in camp
Security guard Mike almost died
Yeah, it like something fly through his windshield no shit
Yeah, wow Jersey turnpike
He thinks a car go in another the other direction because he was in the fast lane through a water bottle because
His windshield like exploded a hole
Holy shit, he was wet. He was like why am I wet?
Play play want to chase golf swings. They're very funny
The yes or the oops
Are so good
He's looking good
What is he is applying he might need to get a earring.
Earring would work, a gold chain would work.
The Tyler O'Day cross angle.
Yeah, Tyler O'Day?
Does anyone else here have an earring?
Any guy?
I used to.
All right, here we go.
Yes.
Yes.
Ground ball. It's fine. Base hit. Base hit. Whoops. Whoops. Yes. Yes. Every swing.
It's fine. None of these are probably. No. No. No. Going
where. Teeing up on the fairway. Yes, one of those swings was teed up on the fairway.
Mm-hmm.
You like golf, Trey?
It's OK.
He's enjoyed it.
Jones, you want to get back out there?
You're like, yeah, I was the fairway.
I want to go like two or three more times before Halloween.
Yeah, that's his goal, which could
hurt his goal of 85 more laps. Yeah, you might have to pick one or the other
I just don't know how you're gonna golf two more times right now in October 31st. No
Try and carve it a couple pockets
Do you have any courses in mind they're like I would love to play here like no I'm happy to think every course looks the same
I don't think it matters to him. Do you have a bucket list course here? Oh?
Yeah, I'm working my way through them
Che you using your connections to get on the best courses in America would just do that
a great lane for you teaming up on the fairway
Reviews the best golf course yeah
Yeah, whoops whoo hard
Yes, amen corners underwater right now. Yes, what what is a main corner at the most?
Whoa, but they'll have that fixed by like tomorrow noon. Whoa
Sheesh.
Damn.
What state is that in?
Georgia.
Georgia.
That's where Hulk Hogan was born.
Georgia?
Wow.
That's the Georgia.
Comes full circle.
Georgia.
Augustus crying today.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, damn.
Wow.
That's beautiful.
That's the state.
Eddie got the Billy Joel impersonator for his party.
Oh yeah, we party.
Yep.
Eddie's party.
Oh, Eddie has his party that he does,
his block party, his backyard.
We don't wanna watch the video
because Danny was talking too much.
But he was saying his goal was to get
a Billy Joel impersonator, who like, this guy's legit.
Like this specific guy?
Chicago's piano man. Oh, okay? That's what he's building
Okay, yeah, he had a conflicting event, and I told Eddie money is not an issue make him an offer
He can't refuse so we made him an offer. He can't refuse and now he's booked Wow come it's gonna be fun
Yeah, why not yeah about to steal his mic
Great
Nancy went to fish with two 50 year old women
and goldfinger or the ninos the ninos someone was offering a molly while he's
trying to order food almost went yelling screaming molly alright well the video
is from last fall by the way not from this weekend. That's on me. Oh
Oh Probably giving you a real one. Yeah like 10 golf accounts posted about it
But how's the cream team doing great? Oh, we're still chugging along. Oh, they're killing it
Yeah, they're killing it Zach is a star Jacob's fucking he's one of the hardest working guys. We got they're the best
Ice creams been like perfect. Yeah, the haters have to just be oh
Spiral in
This is I think we're already past the point of what people what the haters expected correct. They thought by now
Yeah, someone said there's still a lot of time left
Mean that why would you hate on that seriously? I don't know why they would say that
I mean that why would you hate on that seriously? I don't know why they would say that
Dante called Josh Potter Billy. Oh, yeah, that is minor. I saw that
Then we met Billy and we met Billy look just like and we met Josh
Malisex team is going to worlds. Yeah, a couple years so still not the Olympics probably found out that the Olympics
Oh, you're having six men and six women lacrosse teams
Are very low there right so is he is he in the process of qualified is this does this matter for qualification?
It's just like I think if they if they didn't make worlds it was dead
Okay, officially, but they don't have to win worlds necessarily
No, yeah, I think worlds is top 16 and
Six make it to the Olympics. It kind of depends on a couple things
They're gonna there's gonna be some sort of entrance tournament
But also they have to figure out what they're doing because right now at worlds the Native Americans
participate as a separate country from the United States
So they have to figure out if they're doing that in the Olympics because they're
Always a contender for worlds mmm, so that would take a slot in the Olympics if they do do that
If that makes sense Kyle's cuts really coming together. He looks great world is in Japan though in two years
How do you feel?
It looks good you do look good I
Could not have pulled that off.
I bet you could have though.
No chance.
My clothes wouldn't make sense.
He'll look great.
I kind of feel like some frosted tips of what he's got going on right now.
Maybe so.
Have any of you ever dyed your hair?
No.
Besides just for gentleman. No.
Silver.
Why'd you point at me?
Just pointing.
I do.
Just pointing.
But I just, I forget.
There's a lot of rumors that Danny does.
I know.
How do I dispel them?
How can I prove I don't?
I mean, I have some grays.
Do you have grays?
Yeah.
It's a bitch.
Like, it's easy, but I just forget to do it.
And you have to do it like every all the time so I do it like once every three months
Can you just get it while you're getting a haircut? No I do it at home
Oh, there's just the just remains like ten bucks it takes like 15 minutes, but I just
So what's the process you just put you come it in you comb it in it's like a it's like a gel you comb in
Let it sit for 15 minutes then
Shower in my I think I don't do it enough because I always fuck up and like get some on my ear and then like die my
Forehead your black face. Yeah, I'm just like fuck this. Why are you thinking about doing a Titus?
No, yeah
No
I'm on the box. Just letting letting it go. Just letting everything go. Yep
Except I missed my the edges so they're all gray
Right, then I gotta fix that full sprint to the grave
Danny revealed he's been in four car accidents and there are rumors. He might be a virgin. Oh, yeah, Danny your virgin
Yeah, according to Google you Google Google his name oh man comes up
makes no sense mark Joe sauce this hurts to see this picture what the wheel robbed
us of you can find his Twitter so I bummed out not a virgin we need to just
keep doing this until Brandon has to get the Jeff D. Lo.
Where'd he go? Come on, we need that.
He looks so perfect.
Oh, I wouldn't like it.
I'll tell you what, I would trust that guy's
college football opinions more.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, that's a haircut for Fox.
If Brandon got it, would we have had to dye his hair too. Yeah, probably. Yeah, it's gotta be brown
That's a guy who's like when he's talking about the Sun Belt. I'm listening. Yep
Looks like a volunteer high school football system. Yeah
He also looks like the dad in the neighborhood that yells a lot. Yeah in that picture. His wife is the Karen. Yeah
He's a problem yells a lot in that picture. His wife is the Karen. Yeah.
He's a problem.
Is he almost done?
He's got to be, right?
He's going to look good, because Kyle looks good.
Yeah, that's the thing.
If you have a handsome face and body underneath the hair,
it kind of works.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, Kyle, put on this ridiculous outfit.
No, look great.
Oh, cool.
It's like, oh, Kyle, put on this ridiculous, like, outfit. No, look right. Oh, cool.
We'll always have that beginning of the cut. Yeah.
Cleaning up the eggs.
Eggs once they dry, very tough to clean up. Yeah. Mm hmm.
This is an exciting topic, but it's bothering me.
I have ants in my house.
Okay.
Like the tiny little sugar ants.
I think ants have evolved to avoid the traps.
Really?
That's not good.
I have to spray them to death.
I have to put my cat's food.
They invade it every single day now.
I have to move it to the center of the kitchen floor.
They still find it.
I'm like, and they take the pieces and they literally, they're dragging them to a crack in my wall.
And they're trying to like pull the pieces down
into this crack in my wall.
I probably have an infestation.
Does any part of you like respect them?
I think like this is actually kind of impressive.
Well, part of me, have you seen those videos
where the lawn is overgrown,
so they bring the goats in to,
they bring in like 15 goats and they chop it down.
I'm like, these are my goats.
Take the crumbs from the kids,
they take them into the wall, I don't have to worry about. You gotta release some spiders in your house. But. I'm like, these are my goats. Take the crumbs from the kids, they take them into the wall,
I don't have to worry about.
You gotta release some spiders in your house.
But like, I'm sweeping every day.
The kids aren't even here this week.
So they're just going around the traps?
They just go right, I have like a wall of traps
and they just go right around, not a single one.
And I've tried three different brands of traps.
You need better traps, girl.
Just spray them to death.
Yeah.
Just fucking nuke them all. I'll come over and just stomp on them all for you. better trash. Yeah spray them to death. Yeah, just fuck
I'll come over and stop on them all for that. I'm nervous with the poison with the kind like the kids aren't kill my cat
It could take it yeah
Burn a few lives. Yeah, no matter what I do
What would would Brandon have left and driven off? What do you guys think?
Quit.
Quit.
Quit.
I think his lunch is here.
Oh, he had a kebab.
He was eating kebabs.
I think they were doing roughness.
No, one planning to do roughness.
We have to talk.
So you might be doing another podcast right now?
I have another podcast due, but I'm still here.
Yeah, Kyle looks good
Fun's over
Damn Danny you could have pulled that off for the wedding
He's it's bold. I remember actually I
Got a mohawk years ago, and I forgot my cousin's wedding was the next day and my mom was just like a livid
She made she just sent me to the barber immediately. I had a mohawk for
one week and
Funeral six days long I did it for someone who had who had a brain cancer though, okay?
Wait they got a mohawk when they had brain cancer well, they had to shave their whole head
So I was like you know what oh see
John Stamos them yeah, I mean what I guess I look rock I'll look fucking awesome since are you look like shit?
He did he did though he did the mohawk too because he only needed this part. Oh, they're going oh well
You didn't say that I should have specified yeah
Because it sounded like first you look sickly. I'm gonna fucking
Hi, I'm the one who could do that
John's day most like AI no he's bald bald cap. He went in person with Uncle Dan or
Joey
Not uncle you're lucky Brad. I don't know you're right Brandon goes off on that every single time. Why would Brandon be here?
To Shay, where could he be? Oh, where he's eating. He's eating. Yeah, He was like double-fifteen eating or happen. Oh, yeah mincy said the word crap
Oh, that was yeah mincy craps. He doesn't know I haven't heard anyone call it a crap in what context I'm taking a crap
Like talking about the 9999. He's like I was trying to take a crap
Colton's t-shirts are getting bigger. Yeah Crap. I was like, what?
Colton's t-shirts are getting bigger. Yeah.
Well, Mick is gifting him bigger ones.
Yeah.
Good to know.
We're also just now repeating anything that happened
in the last like 24 hours.
Yeah.
You know what's crazy?
Someone will tag me in a video from a few years ago
of something that's not small.
It'll be like me dressed up in a crazy outfit
and like Daytona doing blah, blah, and I'm like,
wow, I have zero recollection of that.
It's very scary. I don't remember that in any way oh yeah I
sat out the conversation about the past week shows I don't remember yeah Kyle's
not even wearing a gown right now it's one of Colton's shirts oh the line he
looks good he's looking fucking good it is pouring out oh Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, it was oh, yeah. Oh man. Oh, no
That's not a cat
It's bad
There we go the finished product
My god Dean
Get in here. Oh shit. You look great. He looks so good. What the fuck he looks awesome
Yeah, Kyle He looks so good! What the fuck? He looks awesome! Hell yeah!
Kyle?
Kyle!
How you feel?
Dude, oh my god!
A little...
Wow!
You look so good!
DJ Pauly Dean!
Yeah!
Hell yeah!
You look awesome!
You look so good!
What the fuck?
Do you like it? Show us the sides.
Is not my size.
Hell yeah.
You look really good.
I thought. What?
You look tough.
It's not bad.
Get up against the light background.
Do you want to FaceTime Jeff D'Lo?
What do you think?
You have a good shaped head. Yeah you want to FaceTime Jeff D low? Yeah, like what do you think yeah?
You have a good shaped head. Yeah, you do have a good
Great. I'm sure you can't you can't see it doesn't pop on camera
This is great
You look great. Yeah, I wish it was I think you were number one for looking good with this haircut. Oh, should we all?
Yeah, I gotta pay that man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
I thought you were saying,
should we all get the haircut?
Oh.
It's like, maybe.
I couldn't do it.
Look at it, Kyle.
Me with like glasses and couldn't do it.
Dan.
You look great, Kyle.
Would you have rocked this to the wedding?
I would have preferred not to.
Yeah.
But I would have done it after no problem Let me look at myself again
Kate that's pretty good man
Yeah, just Kate I'm gonna Venmo you as well
Yeah, I'll Venmo you too
Yes, it's fine. I even gave her 100
That's typically yeah, I would tip that
Your kid I'll venmo you no don't worry about it. Okay. All right. Thanks for sticking around. Yeah
With this shout out to both Jeff's yeah, I can't wait to be nervous at any point
Shout out to both Jeff's. Yeah, I can't
Yeah, I just only get my hair cut it's kind of uncomfortable I didn't have a seat back so my back hurts oh
He was really nice. Yeah, he's the best. Hey
We'll probably see you soon
Tell Brandon gets they kind of wish it was like really bad and awful and funny. It looks so good.
If we can go to that beginning frame,
you didn't get to see it when it was like very severe.
And that's when I was...
You guys were, I saw, I heard you crack.
Yeah, we got scared there.
Oh, shit.
Happy birthday, J-Lo.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Happy birthday, J-Lo. Forgot what we were celebrating. All right, we'll see everyone. Yeah, yeah, happy birthday JLo!
Look how well we're celebrating.
Alright, we'll see everyone- oh, here we go.
Bamboo?
So it's like two and a half hours south of here.
How many hours?
Two and a half.
Did they get the other side?
Not that you needed it, but it's very slimming.
You look very fat.
Hold on.
That's actually nothing.
Every angle except the one you ate on.
Alright.
Good job.
You look, I think Kate said it, tough.
I do look tough.
An aerodynamic. Yeah, thank you
You need like a leather jacket, but you're getting a pink one and start
That's gotta be it. All right. We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks for watching the Yes, I'm the talk shopper dude, a Yankee swap is the act
Is the act
Love you guys, bye, see you tomorrow, bye