The Yak - All Eyes Are On Malasek's First In-Person Date | The Yak 10-2-24

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

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What the fuck are you wearing? I'm wearing a big league chew jacket. What are you wearing? A t-shirt. I want somebody to go through and average the amount of man face that you wear per day. This is a standard big league chew jacket. It's a standard. It's got me there. It is very standard in big league chew jackets. Bytes is here by the way.

Hell yeah. John, very excited to be on. I love, love the Jake Malasek dating show. Yes. Do you love Jake Malasek? I love Jake Malasek. Do you not? Do you see any of yourself in him? Would you?

I see a little, potentially. Could you see yourself going on a date with him? Yeah. I could go on a date with Jake. I think that's the finale right there. Yeah, I think. Yeah. We got a welcome. That was like in. Yeah. We got him. Welcome.

That was like good fights or just a gay couple. That was. My plan was wrong. That is a good, no lie, good. Yeah. That's a really good couple. He's a handsome guy. That couple will like, yeah, you'd see that couple.

That's why you're here. You'd be like, damn, those guys look like they're having a great time. You're here to stop this? Yeah. Yeah, I'm objecting. You guys are both big sports fans but not in your face about it. You like hockey, he likes hockey. ACC schools?

Yeah, FSU. You'd destroy him, sexually. Rearrange. Oh my god. He wouldn't be able to talk or walk. Inside out? Yeah. Inside out. Yeah. Inside out.

You gut him like a pig. I'd put in a call of Jeffery, that's for sure. Yeah. I'm not going to half-ass it if I'm going to do it. You're going to fool the full ass. But yes, we have a real live woman here today. Maroon. So how it's going to work today is

we're going to do about 20 minutes of yakking. Then we will Meet this real live woman and then Kate and Nick have a bunch of stuff planned more Kate Don't tell them that cuz my track record is not good Mostly Nick I'm nervous because we've never had a woman on this show. Yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna ask The first woman? Yeah, I think it is.

I think it is. Yeah, I'm nervous. I'll be honest. I'll be very nervous around this woman. Because I feel like, you know, I can act like myself around everybody on the show. Right, like we can just be guys. Yes. We shitting chests?

Yeah. Yeah. Be guys. So, Kate, are you happy with the conclusion of yesterday? Huh? There was a moment in time where you were rooting against the... You were rooting, like, for the wrong thing. But the right thing happened.

Oh! And your family decided that you were crazy. What the fuck? She's been here this whole time. Are you satisfied with how yesterday ended? I am. I guess. I spoke a little more with my brother. He also vaguely recalls something back there.

Okay. So, he really good notes good note to have, apology. Brandon, read it for us. Today on the Yak, I shared a vivid memory of the travel toilet, a plastic orange and yellow treasure chest my family kept in the back of our 1991 wood grain Dodge caravan, thinking this was something everyone had a version of.

I have since followed up with my parents who both strongly assured me this was never a thing in any way, but that during a snowstorm once on the way to the Poconos, we did have to improvise. My brother alleges he could vaguely recall some kind of emergency plastic pisser, but also feel like sometimes they just emptied a wipes container and had us use that, and that the wipes container was orange.

But it was definitely not a treasure chest, and nobody was ever pooping inside our van. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yep So memories kind of accurate but not really but this is a good thing This is a good thing. I will say I took the word. That's his exact quote. He had pisser slash shitter Okay, and I took that off Okay, I said it's you after you release your notes app, like your entire existence as a human being, not employee, not mother, not member of the Yak, your existence as a human being

was hanging in the balance to me. Okay. To all of us. And now you're just a liar, which is fine. It's fine. Oh, we're all liars. Yeah, we're all liars, that's fine. We can live with that.

Now you can join the show. But now you're a human being liar. Yeah. Well, isn't that what us girls are known for? And coach Doug's responded that coach that's the last person I want shitting in the back. He's been getting ads for card I also got a lot of That feels like discrimination towards that actor they use. Mom, I finally got a modeling gig. Yeah. What is it for? A shitter in a Porto potty.

Or a trunk shitter. Yeah. Also, I didn't realize it until someone... Does he have a towel on his shorts? Oh, no. His pants are off. That's a really hard... She's like John Thompson. I didn't realize it until someone pointed it out that the era you grew up in is like an hour and a half from the Poconos That was with toll I mean you guys were saying is like not that far of a drive

I didn't realize it was like a Cubs Brewers. It was like it was like The truth is that it was Montrose, Pennsylvania, and I said Poconos because everyone knows the Poconos Montrose PA Way up there and we were up as it could be in Pennsylvania. We were on a dirt road But you were not leaving the state we were not leaving the state, right? Okay, okay? District final into that one. All right. No, that was like a district final, not even a ship. All right. Did your brother here? Yeah, they wouldn't even move that game to Saturday. They just play Friday night because it's short enough. Section champions.

Did your brother give you anything? He, cause then we were talking about, we ended up down some other rabbit hole, but What was that? Nothing, we went to Cooperstown then from there once, cause it was close And then we stopped at the Burger Hall of Fame on the way back and there was shit streaks on the wall Oh And we were all like, should we eat here? And we said, let's fuck it, let's eat here And then everyone got food poisoning and my uncle was doing work on the roof and he vomited off the roof

And we both vividly remember this from our childhood Oh the shit stains and then ordered yeah Yeah, there was nowhere else like it's up there Yeah, it just we ended up going down a different memory lane after that where what is your uncle vomit off a roof? He had food poisoning Well all the all my questions are answered. Hey, you're a thug. It doesn't send us down memory. We don't get to talk very often because he's got these busy.

I'm super busy too. And it was nice. It really reconnected us. On your mother's birthday. On my mom's birthday Yeah, thanks for that made sure to hit all the important topic your headphone the fuck up right now I got listen. I have a stage crew for this date. Oh I'm excited. Yeah, I'm excited. All right, is our experiment in the building. Yes

I just shook her hand. How was her handshake? I think Jake's high. Solid. Jake is really afraid. He is. I'm afraid as well. I don't know why. Yeah, but you haven't berated all these women for a week plus.

That's true. Do you guys have anxiety? I don't know why. Always. Mark, if you have anxiety around women, imagine any. I know. Yeah. I just want her to have a good time.

Right. Are they doing, like just wanted to have a good time right Are they doing like they're doing a date today? Yeah, yeah speed dates be gay do not speed dating They're doing like what are the things we have planned? Oh speed date. Yeah, get a set. Okay, so it's like the station Yeah We're doing a crossfit date right yeah, oh he's gonna come in here burpees, and they're gonna move on to the pull-ups super sets Yeah We're gonna meet her first and get to talk to her Jake will not see her yet or no, whatever They're gonna go into their date room First there's a little icebreaker that they're gonna do then che is gonna do a stand-up set for them comedy night date night

Then they're gonna paint each other, they're gonna face each other and do like a paint and sip night, like a cute little couple paint each other and then reveal. Then they have a movie date, they're gonna watch a movie due to YouTube reasons. So we have Blutman and Jacob reenacting a scene from a movie and then miniature golf,

there's two holes set up in there. And then lunch, whenever lunch happens to arrive at any point during this, they can go back to their little date table and have their date. And then we'll talk to Erica after and then talk to Malisek. Yes. And if at any point we want to call her in here or him in here, like halfway through, things are going bad. If we need to time out or something we could do that. So are you going to be in the action and will you?

So they want me just telling my stage crew, Jacob and Blutman what to do next. I have like everything laid out and set up. So we're basically like Mystery Science Theatering this. Yes, we're Mystery Science. They cannot hear us or see us but we will be able to see them and I'll be able to talk to Jacob, okay throughout I love that one of us should have been in the corner with those glasses with the fake mustache and big nose. Yeah Great I'm worried. I'm worried Malice. That's gonna like it and it's gonna ruin my plan. How do you think? What do you think their's going to be? You're good, man. What do you think their intro is going to be? Hug, side, handshake.

Handshake for sure. Do we get the long walk? Oh, do we have a long walk set up? I don't think so. Oh, no court. We could do it in the hallway. Or on the street. Oh yeah, we could do it.

Maybe outside. Yeah, down the... Yeah, yeah. Put a decoy girl there. Let's do it. Just do, yeah, let's have them out on the street, long to meet each other and they walk into the office to do we have a camera That can do that TJ outside now. Okay. What about in the hallway which all the back hallway? Like have have heard out of the PMT like oh and Jay comes out of mostly

And then they walk in the middle and then they walk into here sleep. And then they walk in the middle and then they walk into here. That would be get dizzy. Oh, if we're bringing in here bringing her in here first, that kind of ruins the long walk because he's gonna see her. Well, he can't watch right now. He's not watching. I don't know. Tell him that or not. Don't stop watching. Stop it. Jake. I don't know why I called him Jake. That's his name. Yeah, but that's why you could. But that's why you called it.

That's why you would. It's malice. That's why you would do such a thing. It's malice. All right, so before, because we're going to start, I think we're waiting a little bit for the lunch to get ready. I think Donnie's cooking something. Sounds lovely.

It is Fat Bear Week. Wow. Classic on the show. Yeah. Za's favorite week every year. Steven. So I get up there. Steven's eating. Steven's got a big performance coming up.

So you're the fat bear week expert. How are you feeling about it? Almost it almost never happened. Yes. So explain to the people what happened. It almost never happened. So the live stream, the live streams go on literally all summer. They just have cameras at different points where where the bears come and eat the salmon and all that running all summer And then on Monday one of the bears that was meant to actually compete in the in the and the competition was killed

They were it seemed like they were out on the water It seemed like they were playing messing around and then next thing you know The thing just dips underwater and is not coming up and is next thing You know the other one the one they killed it drags it out literally drags it out onto land and disappears out of shot Do we see do we have the footage the footage is there the videos there? I don't know. Yeah, I mean you can see it I don't know if you guys want to it's but it's nature. We're gonna have to it's on YouTube nature We're because the the survivor of the fight is still in fat bear week, right? I Let me show it's all the other numbers for nine

Did he other bears? Oh my god, so the other bear that was eaten. So there they go So people thought they were I don't know if I want to see they were just messing around What did you think it was gonna look like? I don't know. Is this them fighting right now? Yes. Yeah, we do I don't yes, KB. I don't want to see There's a lot of things that are important to see. I think this is part of their life. And they're just hostile. They were identified as an independent pair around that time as well.

So, you know, one thing that I kind of take away... Yeah, so it's basically this, and then if he skips, if TJ skips forward to like 15 minutes, if he skips forward to 15 minutes as well... You know the time of death. You see, it's under submerged, has it in its mouth, drags it out. Oh shit. Did he drown it? He drowned it.

Yeah, so that's what people were suspecting that it died from from drowning not the actual And do we know the bear that died was he going to be that significant competitor? Yeah, that's why that's why the It's like Tonya Harding yeah, okay, Tonya. That's why the competition was delayed, but yeah, we're off and running now It's like when Tonya Harding tried to drown Nancy Carey. Yeah Bit the fuck out of her neck Yeah, I so the so the one that died was he gonna be he was gonna be competing was he a favorite he was gonna be Favorite so the problem is cuz the casuals that come in yeah, there's there's one that always you know There's it's pretty much a shoe shoe went into the final the seven four seven because the plane the plane

memes and all that so bare force one is literally going straight to the finals and all that but I Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's for yeah I don't think I don't think it would have made it to the final because bare force one is a force and with that one What's it called the one? 32 the 32 is also pretty pretty so who's dead? 132 the 32 is also pretty pretty so who's dead For oh, what was it was for road one or something that well forgot what the number? Yeah, but today's bust not at all today's matchup today's matchup features

What what I consider to be like the Manning the Manning family of this? of the sport so 909 junior his grand his grandmother is a two-time champion I believe in 2018 and in 2000 and I forgot the other year then the mother is competing too and she's pretty fucking good she's probably the top contender for the female he's you speak fast. Pretty good yeah. And him he's the fucking he's the nipple baby he's the one that's sitting on the bench he's the one sitting on the bench at fucking Texas he's him. Sitting on the bench at Texas that's who he is. He was meant to separate from his mom then just like the nipple baby that he is he separated

from his mom so that's the the nipple baby that he is, he separated from his mom, so that's a grandmother, bare-nose, that one from him. But he separated from his mom, and ran straight to the aunt, straight to the aunt that took him in. So he's meant to go by himself, but such a big pussy went straight to the aunt, and now is still with the aunt.

And then he's going up with a rookie, first year bear. Wow. That's too funny. And then the mother. This is really important. I fucking love it. And then the mother, and the mother's a quintessential mother, With a rookie first year first year bear Then the mother the mother is a quintessential mother my kind of Family family woman she's all about all about the kids her her and her sister co-parent Co-parent their kids they kind of put their put their thingys into a little

Into a group so it's easier to protect them and all. Wait, so 909 Junior, go back to that. Nipple baby. He got fat. Nipple baby. 519 got skinny. And that's the thing, nipple baby, he gets given everything. The 519 has to actually go look for his food. 519, that's the same bear? They're literally the same age.

They're both around about three years old. Transformation. I don't see any transformation there. That's adolescents. That's puberty So are we bet are we voting for 909? I so I I I had to you can't deny the town You're reinforcing the system of you. Yeah, but look at the talent on 909 jr. Yeah, but he didn't work for it's a pedigree He got fat as fuck That's the thing mama and his aunt feed him the fish? 519 got skinnier somehow.

Are you a conformist or are you going to fight the system? 519 changed. 519 grew. 519, that's puberty. I just don't know how you can get to those bears. He's skinny out. I know you're going to fight the system. Take Nepo out. 909 Jr. wins this 100 out a hundred out of not even close a blind matchup of the stats

I'm trying to Brandon. I'm trying to stuff the ballot boxes like So what are we voting for is I the 519 all the way how I can't I can't support nepotism. I'm sorry I can't support nepotism, I'm sorry. They are, they're also animals. Yeah, this is... No, he's right though, nepotism, we gotta stop it. But I do love his mom, so I voted for his mom in the next matchup. What if the spawn is good?

Yeah, like Gracie Abrams is still talented. Yes. All right, so what's the other matchup? The mother features. Oh wow, it's a blowout. Yeah, Neppo. Okay. The mother features in the next matchup, that's 909, and she, I voted for her. Oh, 909 Okay, the mother features in the in the next matchup. That's 909 and she I don't I voted for her quintessential woman That's your type of woman and she was I mean it was easy cuz it was it was it was it was horny hours when I was

doing my Working out that's a dude gullies a dude Yeah, I kind of like Gully. Bro, the fact that a woman is not to be sexist or anything, but the fact that the woman is the same size of a man, it's true. All right, so what's that poll at? I believe 909, right?

The Mannings? The Mannings run the show, man. Oh, no. Oh, wow. OK, OK. That's how you fight nepotism. We take down 909 from the top. Take down cuz then 909 jr. Is not gonna have the pedigree Yeah, 909 jr. Didn't ask for this off

Not a nice slap in your face your own pair listen You take the gifts that they worked right if you work with the hand you dealt yeah, and the house of the mayor's oh my god The dragons yeah, don't blame the kid for the nepotism blame the parents It's not a great recap though. Yeah, so this is all week, so tomorrow. We'll have a new matchup to two matchups tomorrow I'll have I'll have a report on the two matchups. Thank you. I will need that Man Fucking love Zah's love for that. He's very well-informed. Yeah, what's this? Balls

Fucking fat said he's Bears had balls like that no you never seen the other never seen the video the bear whipping itself in the ball. Oh, yeah One of the best I didn't they're all out there know them things with so I think that one. Oh, no One of the ones one of the ones in the matchup tomorrow or the matchup the following day Invented a new style of fishing invented We will we will get to that tomorrow. All right, we need that report CJ, can you find the video the bear because it's great because it's like oh bears are just like us I'm looking very forward to that video the bear hitting itself in the nuts

And so can you describe the the binge process for the Bears they have to just? Find their own salmon or they come to him. Oh, yeah, so they go they find their own salmon They pretty much go to the water, find their own salmon, but this bear that we're talking about tomorrow, this kid got smart and was also hunting birds. So he was on his own first time on his own and he didn't have good, what the hell's going on? This bear hits its balls, right?

Didn't have good positioning for the fishing. Good scratch. Real good scratch real good scratch Exactly what we do. It's all fours. Uncool. That's the same shit. Oh, fuck. Lower belly.

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No, we can't. We can't. We can't. What? What about? It just ruined my day. Like, Connor... You're not going to put it on Mostly Sports? We can't talk about it now? No, we can talk about it. We can talk about it.

No, it's that I saw it once and that was one too many times to see it. Happy birthday, Jim! Yeah, Jimmy You ready to rage Jimbo? He's a place in beer die Maybe he's just super fucked up from his birthday. It's crazy. Go back to the bear kill the other bear Why does he want to do this? This is disgusting?

What are the open mouth that gets me a hundreds never looks never looked so good. Oh, he looks, yeah. How many flies do you think fly in there? Oh, a lot. He's a Venus flytrap. Yeah, oh my God. They almost had to do a flyover. Oh my God, I have to wear his looking in there. Why did they do that? He's wowed by it.

Yeah, he's kind of just living. Yeah. No, fine though. Kind of. That's the last thing I would say I Mean, what you imagine he's like that anyway inside a house Might would you rather be in your room or watching a fly? Oh, yeah

It doesn't matter also. I Almost agreed with you halfway through my sentence, but I think a flyover I'll leave my room for every time and he's a hundred years old you can make jokes about a hundred years I don't know. Yeah, rough on it. That's but he looks bad for one Did he smoke cigarettes Yeah, look vaxed Anything past 90s fair game. Yeah, that's a hell of a lot. I didn't even realize I was a question no 80 I've spoken to a hundred plus errs and like I had the coherent conversation ain't no way like Donnie's grandmother oh yeah we were talking and

like she was making a lot of sense yeah Brandon had some wit about her yeah she made fun of our attire that's right what? Oh, how old are you? I'm 45. 45. Slightly off. You look good. Yeah, I look... Alright. Get her in here. Yep. Yeah, let's do it. So should we get her in here and then Jake walks in to meet her like do we have it here? What or should Jake be? Waiting at the table. Oh, yeah, and see when she walks in yeah, yeah, yeah Like talk to her first cuz then we can see does he stand up to greet her does he do the right thing?

Yeah, etiquette does he have I put a fake flower bouquet in there does he pick up that up and hand it? Yeah, probably not no Stand up she's yeah, all right, so I'll bring her in here, and I'll get Jake in the cave You have a mouthful fireball. I don't know We believe you could have just said yes Yeah My anxiety just ratcheted up. I'll do another ad. Fuck it.

She's from the area, by the way? Mmm, fluent. Fluent. Yeah. Which... A lot of preciousness. What? We thought she was from Chicago. It turns out she is... lives on the Pacific Ocean.

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This is gonna be really awkward. Yeah, this is this is bad. Do we want to cancel everyone be cool be cool? Do we want to cancel? Everyone be cool. Oh, be cool. Put yourself in her shoes. Hello. Hi, Erica. Hi. Welcome.

Come right on around and cross over there. Right over there. Hello. Hi, Erica. Hello, Erica. Very nice to meet you. All right. So first off, congratulations.

Yes. You performed incredibly. Oh, thank you. And you are here from? I'm from New Jersey, but I live in Santa incredibly. Oh, thank you, and you are here from I'm from New Jersey, but I live in Santa Monica. Oh Do you feel like This is a good decision to fly across the country. Yeah. Yeah Architect yes, that's impressive. Yeah way more impressive than malice and way

Literally just videotapes us with watching our bets lose. Yeah quick fix eight minutes. Yeah, that's true quick Are you a Jewish girl that's allergic to tissues? Oh, how's that? How's that work? I break out in hives when I use any tissue. It just puffs tissues. Oh I break out in hives when I use any tissue. It just puffs tissues. Oh Easy do you know just hives? What is it like what happens when you sneeze and there's only puffs around? Just just boogers. Yes. Yeah, what about a handkerchief? Oh You're the one that has a hand. Yeah

That's a grass I was a hanky guy. Oh, was, sorry. Do you want to walk us through your day by day point of view of what was going through your head when he was going through your solutions? I have no idea what was going on. I like every day was like, I don't know if I'm going to get picked because there's no way to read. But did you watch? Yeah, I did.

I watched live for the first day with the chat up and before you even read my thing, I saw my last name and my Instagram in the chat. I was like, oh shit, how did you do that that fast? Yeah, don't put it past those boys. Oh yeah, my DMs have been real weird. Oh, oh. Oh, apologies.

Yeah. Just because you were open to going on a date. Yeah. Our fans were like. They were like, I'll take you on a date. Yeah, pretty much. What pushed you to apply to be? My friend was like, you should just do it, and I said yes.

Okay. Do you like Jake Malasek though, what you've seen of him? I'm very intrigued by his brain. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I think it's a fun puzzle. He is.

Like that's entertaining. That's a's entertaining. Good point Uh-huh. Yeah, he is quite did your opinion on him obviously change as this show I mean, I didn't really have an opinion before Okay, so what are your current thoughts on him? Um very interesting cute dog Mm-hmm. I never noticed his eyebrows until you guys pointed it out. Yeah. Yeah I never noticed his eyebrows until you guys pointed it out. Yeah, yeah If you had to pick one is he more of I love what I'm seeing from him or I think I can fix him More on the like love what I see from him Yeah, okay, no, that's all I want to fix another question it will from what you've seen from him Are you thinking like he's straight or he's gay?

How does that Is that a deal-breaker that might be a deal-breaker? There a universe where you could live a happy life with a gay husband Architects gay husband architect's gay husband yeah yeah yeah yeah did you have the boring bedroom yes how do you how do we reconcile those two things oh okay so I just so I bought a new bed and the headboard is on backorder so I need to get the headboard before I can put all the pictures up so I know the height Oh, okay, you just move Jake's not gonna like

You're like you're in the middle of I waiting You know I gotta make sure everything's lined up. Yeah traditionally speaking. What have your ex-boyfriends been like? Traditionally of course traditionally, I mean what a fucking question Honestly, I've it's like one of the word you get a word you've been using as a crutch I've been using it for like two weeks I've been using it for like two weeks It just slips into sentences literally doing nothing in that But okay traditionally I did way more harm than good

Tall But not really like a type are they are they catching maybe gay allegations like Jake does no no you see you're dating men the first game and you've ever I figured I branch out the men haven't worked out so I'll try I don't like that this might be the last game and you okay should we get it going All right. So Kate has a bunch of dates for you. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's going to be like a rapid, not too rapid, but several dates in one room with one fella who may be gay. Yeah. But yeah, you can head on in. I don't know if. And I would say let's maybe we need a safe word if at any point you wanna just stop doing

being around Malicec. I was gonna say my mom had a few questions about the name of the show when she saw the graphic. What's the name of the show? He's not gay, question mark? Yeah. You know what, we'll just... I'll just stare into the camera and just be like,

I think you'll probably be able to do it. Okay, all right. I think you'd just be like, I think you'll probably be able to do that. I think you'd just be like, I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah, that's been safe for me. Get me out of here. Stop this now. I can talk to her for a couple hours. I'm good. Okay, all right, so let's go, Kate.

Yeah, all right. Great to meet you, Erica. You mind escorting her into the date room? Thank you. Danny, be a gentleman. Yes, be a gentleman, please. But also, don't steal her.'t steal. Right. So, do something that fart while you're walking around. Trip. Rip

ass. Trip. You do trip downstairs. Don't bring up. I fell down. Don't bring up. Don't bring up cancer. That's a downer, dude. Uh and also, I don't wanna get it. He doesn't fall downstairs a lot. He just did twice in one day Down not no once up once down. That's actually crazy. Yeah His pet he fell up the steps but his pants fell down Is he a cartoon? He also cried at their sleepover

See a cartoon I must he also cried at their sleepover I held back tears, but I would never yeah, it was I it wasn't right. They had a male sleepover He cried what he crying over oh He's sitting at Shazia he kind of dressed up Oh So I could you came a long way for this yeah Who is that guy get a LinkedIn to this whole thing What are you doing dude kiss her? Are you a yak washer or no?

Not like, like watch but not regularly. I had my first chat experience. How did that go? My DMs are weird. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. Alright, so what's your deal? From New Jersey, Santa Monica.

For work. Yeah, so I went to CU for undergrad, USC for grad school. Cool. Architecture. SDU. USC. USD, which I've been to. No, USC.

Oh, USC, both. You said... CU for... Oh, cool. USC. Gotcha, all right, okay. Lots of similar letters. Lot of letters, lot of letters.

Lot of letters. Yeah, yeah, for grad school. And then I've been there since. Nice. I was in San Diego last summer. San Diego's... Lovely. So good. was in San Diego last summer, lovely. So good. I don't know how you do California.

It's terrible, it's a lot. Also there's no green. No green. Very weird. The first time I went home after moving to California, I was like, holy shit, New Jersey's so green. I never realized I missed green. It's very brown. Yeah.

And I was like, that's weird. Also like, I'll pass you. Don't click that. Also, I don't know if they ran you through this thing, I never realized I missed like it's very brown. Yeah Also, I don't know if they ran you through this they run me through this No, but this looks like we have multiple different things to do. Oh, I don't know. Oh shit. I didn't realize okay So we remember whenever you're ready. We have the first okay, so you know, okay I'm good for whatever but I would you know, I'm having a chit chat somewhere Whatever you would say Colorado and USC. Oh, you so you were saying either or on the football thing that was your I'm linking in some yeah, I have their walls. Yep, which I liked a lot. Yeah It's not horrible just There's no background music.

Yeah, yeah. All right, sure. We have an icebreaker. All right, let's do this. I'm in. Cool. Look at the two beauties we have in this. So you're both going to stand back to back right here.

Sure. So the idea is you can't see each other. Gotcha. And then we're going to be holding up. Which way do you want me to face? One face that way. I'm in this way. And you face that way, Erica.

And then this is the ice breaker and then we're gonna say that's a reflection of the yeah I can look then look down integrity matters here the other side and oh Liam's happy to be doing this say would you this or that so I'm gonna say my card and then Liam's gonna say his card and then whichever I'm gonna say my card, and then Liam's gonna say his card, and then whichever you prefer, you step towards or point. Just indicate which-

Pointing or stepping? Let's point. Stepping. They gotta step. They gotta step. Kate says you gotta step. Oh, gotta step, okay. I'm sorry. So we step towards you or him? Yeah, you gotta, you gotta big stepping only. Okay. Copy. So would you rather passenger or?

Driver. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Copy. So would you rather passenger or driver? Oh, I was going to do with one car. Yeah, Jake, good point. Nice observation. Oh, thanks, Jake. Would you rather have five kids or? One kid. Oh, fascinating. All right. Fascinating, he says. Or... One kid. Oh!

Fascinating. Alright, back to the middle. Fascinating, he says. Alright. Mountains or... The beach. Oh! That's pretty good.

Three for three. They might as well be conjoined twins. I could be a passenger, I just like to drive. I like long car rides. Quick picks? Alright. Or? Yeah.

I guess I have to go. Yeah, me too. Yeah, I'd rather work. Why does she? I'm getting dragged over here. Sorry. Alright. Quick picks or?

Sarah McLaughlin animal sheltered commercial. So you think the joke is I'm supposed to go that way? Oh no. Sarah McLaughlin animal sheltered commercial Alright, so what's next Jacob? What do we got? Uh... They just sit and relax and Stephen Che will be in with some stand up comedy Sit and relax and our very own Stephen Che will be coming in for some stand up comedy Nice!

They're a cute couple Yeah It's very, very professional Brought my son's bricks in for this improv yeah He's done stand up once and it's weird not why not so accustomed what's up, Chicago? Lunchtime crowd all right So I moved to Chicago last year Took my family on one of these architectural riverboat cruises you guys are going on one of those

So nice a lot of these buildings. Very modern, cutting edge. You learn a lot on these things too. The Chicago flag. It's got its own very unique flag. It's got like light blue. It's got four distinct red stars. And they all mean something. One of these stars, I learned, is for the Great Chicago Fire. Why does he say it like that?

It's killed like 300 people, took out several miles of the city. You didn't have to put that on your flag. Like, in my neighborhood, if you drive down the street, you might see a sign on someone's lawn, Tommy graduated Her see high school you wouldn't see a sign that said Tommy burned down her see high school Like it I see some chemistry season sparks flying But on the way home from this movie car alarm going off. It's like 1230 car alarm just going off in somebody's driveway Car alarms are such a nuisance such an annoyance, right? You never hear your car alarm going off and go dust for fingerprints

You just hear your car alarm going off and just kind of mash the buttons on your keychain hoping to neutralize it. However, I would like to see somebody go out and just catch the perp. Just catch him in the act. But suddenly is someone actually stealing your car. But it's that type of gumption that I wish the firefighters had back in the 1800s when this great Chicago fire was going off. Thank you guys. What? What? What did that mean?

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Jay was way more awkward than the actual data. Yeah, not my best I think it's going pretty good Oh the wall fell. I was here once for the architecture conference. Oh okay. Yeah. Cool. So how long have you lived in San Marcos? Oh we have a live heart rate. Oh do we? Yeah look at his heart rate, 114.

Well school was. Is that high or low? Jacob was making so much noise. That's high. That's high. So much noise. What is Jacob? He doesn't have to rebuild it.

What is he doing? Yeah nothing. That's it. Either is he doing? Yeah, nothing. That's not done. Either way, you're kind of coming out of the pond. He's right in the mic. Yeah, I was like, why not? I honestly wasn't thinking about getting any of these. I was like, oh, shit.

So why not keep going? Yeah, I don't know. I could not figure out your card. I also can't figure out your card. I was like, there's no way to pander. No. Sparks. There is not.

Yeah. I wish I had an agent like Mark. God damn flop it, Jacob. I'm just gonna shock people until they do this. What? I'm just gonna shock people until they do this. I'm just gonna shock people until they do this. I'm just gonna shock people until they do this. I'm just gonna shock people until they do this. I'm just gonna shock people until they do this. Sparks there is not yeah, I wish I had Jacob rebuilding is funnier than chase set yeah, that is good You can just set it on the table in the middle of their convo. That's a good idea.

What is this? Here, we can move these. He moved it like one centimeter. Alright. Are they both doing it? Jake, can you go over to the other room, please? Sure, well. Sure can.

How much time should we give them to paint each other? Uh, five, ten? Five to ten? Five to ten. That's a lot. That's a long time. Maybe four? Five, five. Five.

They're gonna have four minutes to closely look at each other and paint each other. I guess I should go abstract, because I'm assuming it's like we're gonna go to their water. Mm-hmm You have about four minutes to stare at each other and paint each other. I'm supposed to okay Che while they're doing that. How do you think your set went? Terrible, I didn't rehearse it. I use for material from a cold one Material from a cold months ago, you could turn them tj while they paint did you do that on stage? a Variation of it. I was not I was not fully prepared for this man What did you change from the last time you did it? I wanted to do like two minutes in there

I wasn't trying to do can we get little skittles tomorrow? Sure, thank you Sure, are minutes. Can we get little Skittles tomorrow? Uh, sure. Thank you. Sure. Are you going to do any unreleased material? Like, do you have any new jokes that you're going to test out this week? Uh, I haven't written them. I have concepts for a couple.

So, yeah, maybe I can do a new one on Friday. Can you do a Bernie Mac joked one day? Oh, do you want Brandon to be your opener? Oh, my god. So I'd like to. Oh, Brandon, you go in after this. Brandon, you go. No, no, no. I would go. Oh, yeah. You do Bernie be your opener? Oh my god, so I bring you go bring it you go. No, no No, yeah, you do Bernie Mac through Bernie back. This is yes. Oh do all their painting This is the first like real audience you've had for for this go. I heard about this Bernie Mac impression

Oh, it's the dick one. It's not even an impression. Oh It's Brandon wait should he do it like it's a joke or should he walk in? And like just talk to malisec Like drop it in conversation. It's up to him. Yeah, you feel it out This is great. Oh my god, this has been unbelievable. I Didn't think I'd be able to make it through it, but I'm oh it's hard. Oh, it is Yeah, it's paying you open with us. So what's your deal? I was like What did he say about like?

California's brown California's brown that's weird Jersey's green it's crazy blubbins and help maybe give them another minute Yeah, give him more time I'd like to hear more about architecture. What is she building buildings? What did they design buildings? I don't know How was her drawing? Do we remember? She was very good. She was good. It was like a fashion-esque.

She was the D.B. Cooper. Self-forged. Is that her? Oh yeah. Yeah, that was her. I ain't scared of you motherfuckers. I ain't scared of you motherfuckers.

Women up in here, god damn it. you women look good, you look good. Women just ask you anything you want to ask somebody. We're getting a real stand up set. No ma'am, it's just the same. Women just ask you anything they want to ask you. Just talk to you any way they want to talk to you. I was in the club overnight being cool, you know, like I am. I was just chilling.

One woman will come up to me and she's gonna say, Brandon. I said, yeah, that's my name. And she said, Brandon, this pussy tastes like pumpkin pie. I said, don't ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no pumpkin pie. Kick it! I Like also she was like oh he's doing a real stand-up In the face oh

Yeah What can we do to get his heart rate higher? She's a good sport all right so tomorrow We have to have Brandon Mac open for yeah for yeah yeah yeah open for Brandon Brandon unbelievable 19 malice my god his heart rate went to like 125 yeah we got his heart rate on delivery and she also I mean you heard her she said oh he's doing real stand yeah well she was talking during the set but that's all right first heckler this is like watching Scott's Tots there's a real energy in that room yeah yeah yeah do you think they like each other equally no the dominant forces in that room are Blutman and Jacob You walk in and your eyes are drawn to them. Yeah. Yeah, I think there could be some chemistry there what minute Jacob

Yeah, I do pan oh, he's not enjoying himself Googling dating tips. He's in Cupertino. How do I? His weather app I've been there I'll visit Cupertino a lot. Are they? Wait, are they? How did you know? That was fucking weird. Yeah, like literally you had that ready to go. They actually having a good time? 30 seconds left. You have 30 seconds left.

I'm going to go with you. I'm going to go with you. I'm going to go with you. I'm going to go with you. I'm going to go with you you had that ready to go. They actually having a good time? 30 seconds left. Okay, that was weird.

You have 30 seconds left. Fuck. What? His eyes are blue, it was crazy. Yeah, that threw me off. Can we get another 30 seconds because of that? I lost a brush, but it's okay. Yes, they can have another 30 seconds. Yes, you can have another 30.

Thank you. She's taking this seriously. They both seem to be taking this seriously. She's not even blue yet. Well, here's-. Yes, you can have another 30. Thank you. She's taking this seriously. They both seem to be taking this seriously. Boy, his hip. When he furrows his eyebrows, it's a real force. Yeah. It's like two tectonic plates. She spent three minutes alone on the eyebrows.

All the brown paint is gone. All right, I think I'm good That was confident. I mean it's not all the blue bit at worst. It's not great, but it's There's probably not a whole lot of adding I can do to this to make it better We're gonna do this three days in a row. Yeah Maybe I'll switch it out. I'll take some going great. No, it's fine. No, that's good This is going yeah, if you remove the fact that we're watching it's kind of like a normal day. Yeah Luke Blutman doing social let's uh

Day with when chef Donnie delivers the food can he do it shirtless? With the apron on over top. I was in our sex heart rate And speaking French. Okay, wait. Let's have Malice show first and then she will show. Malice should show first and then Erica, you show. And then make sure they show the cameras after too. This is what I made.

Oh my god! Malice comes in a little too dark and the black. Is that who she sees her as? She fucked it up pretty bad. Is she a Simpson? Oh no. She's in the funny universe. Is that who he sees her as? Is she a Simpson? Oh no She's in the funny universe

She's in the funny universe Yeah she's laughing funny Ohhhhh We're keeping that She nailed it Sorta That's good That looks like Jake

That does look like Malis. You got that hat good though. No. Yeah it's a little too bright of a green. Yeah. What are the cheeks? I don't know. Is she a jaundice? Yeah. Okay inform them that you have to wrap that up because their movie will be starting shortly. Jake's kind of looks like that one famous painting where the oh the scream. Oh, the scream. I think asking Jake to paint the women and him spending most of his time on the hat. Yeah. That's a tell.

He even wrote in the 47 logo. So is Blutman going to act this out too? Yes. I hope he takes this like a deadpan approach. Does he have it in his bag? I don't know. See, the whole time I was describing this to him beforehand, I didn't know if he was listening or not.

He never moved. 123 heart rate. Whoa. Wow. Oh, cool. Little balls of popcorn. Donnie's gonna do shirtless. Yes.

Yeah, it's a big drama. Kate, check your text. Let's go drama. Why not? We've already had a bunch of commie. I wouldn't say that. We have to frame and pick it up though. I really say both that. Everything after that.

We just lose our mics? They didn't tell me any of this. He was like, I'm coming to work today. I'm going to work. There hasn't been any hand holding yet. I thought we'd have hand holding by now. Somebody has to make a move, right? Was there so much as a touch?

Oh, Liam, it's a hell. What are we doing? Is that what we're doing? Yeah, you're the driver. You're just steering wheel? This is going perfectly. Be quiet. Oh shit, I was joking when I said that.

Hell yeah. It's a small car. Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere? How'd you guess? Well, I saw your luggage. That when I noticed the airline ticket, I put two and two together. So, where you headed?

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Aren't ants quiet too? That's not. No one's touched their chili dog. Yeah, well sure, but they aren't half as affectionate and if you cut an ant's head off Won't grow back I see and Best of all worm farming is a $75,000 a year industry I wouldn't mind having a piece of that pie. Well, it sounds like he has a gun to his head Yeah, didn't they pick drama? Yeah. So I forgot to print scripts.

I had three scripts and this was the only one I had ready. Oh. Okay, okay. I think your dumb and dumber can be all three. It's about the flight. Something like that. Oh. The chemistry is explosive.

The popcorn raid is rapid anxiety popcorn consumption how have neither dove into that dog yet that looks good really good it's a lady in the trumpet good thinking there's a lot of bad drivers out there

and scene nice so can I ask a question real quick? no drivers out there. And scene. So, can I ask a question real quick? No. If we were to pick comedy, what movie would you guys have done? Dumb as that. The whole time. It doesn't matter? That's on the script.

Oh, Bluntman's so over the top. Got you. Very well done. He got back to that corner in a hurry. Yeah, that phone was dying to be unlocked. What are Jim Carrey's best movies? Lightning. Alright, on the hot dogs? Yeah, that phone was dying to be unlocked. Yeah, yeah.

It's like the most power moved by her would be the first one to grab it. Yeah, fucking go to town. I don't think that was the whole point. Yeah, get that close to the body. Oh, she's going in. Does anyone want to go sing for them while they eat? Is there anything? Who wants to get us a fork and knife, maybe? No, no, no, no.

We'll split these up here. No. I'm going to have to go for it. I'm not sleeping. What? It's pretty weird to get nothing. for it. Mission accomplished. Hahaha. What? It was pretty good nothing. I mean this is, the service industry is falling apart. I don't even know how to attack this.

I don't have to go to the side. It's always going to fall off the top. Should we light the candle? Yeah the candle needs to be lit. Dim the lights. Do we have the control of the lights from Oh yeah, dim the lights a little. Yeah, do we have to control the lights from here? I don't know. Nope.

Play some licensable Marvin Gaye music. It's behind Jacob on the wall. Please. Deliver. Get the girl a napkin, please. He can act, he can bring stuff. That's just two things. Come on on Jake, ask her some questions. Yeah, talk while you're eating.

Beautifully done. Don is a good cook. I don't know how I would have ordered a chili cheese dog, but for what it is, pretty good. Pretty good. I think that's probably my one bite though. I'm not gonna lie. You can have the rest of mine as well if you're hungry. Oh, perfect.

If you're like, I'm starving. If you're really hungry. I mean, I'm probably really hungry. What else we got? Jacob? Buddy? You gotta eat more than the girl on a date, right? Yeah.

Yeah, set the rules. Always. But he's going back to the popcorn. How's it going so far? Are we getting some good stuff? He's nervous. He's very nervous. That's what the popcorn is. Well going so far? We getting some good stuff? He's nervous. He's very nervous. That's the pop.

Well his heart rate went down. How much? We should just keep putting more popcorn in front of him to see how much it's being. He's just nervously eating popcorn. Just roll the machine in there. Improv, comedy. What else we do?

Painting. Painting. I think we're gonna put some mini golf. Yeah. It's a lot of things. Oh, is that what the pineapples were? I think that's a mini golf. Yeah. It's a lot of things. Oh, is that what the kernels were? I guess a whole... Ask her a question, Jake. What the hell? It's in silence.

Look at her. Oh my god. His kernels per second is incredible. We should have kept a count. It's a KPS. We should replenish the popcorn. I want this to be a thing. Just keep feeding them popcorn.

Jake, can you get someone to run and get more popcorn for Jake? Oh, he just, oh, it's a crush. Oh, he's eating her popcorn. Oh! Sharing popcorn. I love Jacob so much. This honestly should just be a camera on Jacob.

No. Talk to each other. Flecting. Mm-hmm. Oh my god. Yeah, it's falling apart. He's falling apart. He's falling apart Damn. Damn.

That's so good. Oh, that's the best. It's crazy. We're gonna go back on the boat? Yeah. To the tour again? The popcorn is insane. It's so much popcorn.

We gotta tally how many pieces this boy had. Oh, he switched hands that time? He played with it a little? Very cool. Get in here. I mean, if you're into architecture, it's a lot of work. Thanks, man. That was what...

You wanna clear these dogs? Here you go. That was when he snuck out. Oh You want a brandon yeah, I know that was good dogs Brandon oh My god, so what is that is that is that the end of their date? And there's mini golf. Oh, yes. There's housing popcorn. I'm hoping you're asking her more questions. You went the wrong way. Oh, wait. Bill, you take part. Yeah. Where do you go?

I need cash. Where the dogs go? I need cash actually. That way. Let's do it with the dogs. Where'd the dogs go? That way? He's talking about hot dogs. Is that a bit? Was that a bit? No. Oh my god. I am giving him two more seconds to ask her a question.

He's going to Venmo request her. $45 for two. Popcorn's good though. Delicious. Should I wait and see how much more popcorn? Yeah. No, I think we'll just sit here and watch it be popcorn. Should I wait and see how much more pop? I feel bad for her. This is like bear week

Let's stop the date when there's 10 seconds of silence Five heart rates going up. Ten. Oh, those look good. Also, this seems like a second hole. Sure. Oh. I don't know where that could possibly be. But works for me. Doesn't look too bad. Yeah. Oh. Looks pretty straight forward. Yeah. I think straight. That's cool. Oh, very jealous Osmo. Over there. Wait, is Jake's dog here? No, but he's an obstacle on the course. He's jealous of Jake and he wants to stop the ball. Well, yeah, probably. Yeah. You have a dog or no?

Like family dog, but not. Get the counter ready to Jay. Kind of. 10 seconds. Maybe five seconds. Five, I think. You have a daughter no Counter ready to J. Kind of Ten seconds Maybe five seconds five. I thought ten Maybe we remove everyone else in the room at one point. I'll make it. Yeah, they can't use ten times awkward start clearing everything from the room Oh, wow Put all the couches back and put on

We're should turn this room over real quick. Yeah. Just like randomly like someone's friend or friend dog or penguin. Just have Blutman, Jacob, Pasoli disappear one by one. That's the credit. That's the credit.

He's just killing the pop. It is such a nervous tick for him. Brandon, I think you'll agree with me. They overstayed it. How hard that dog was to eat. No problem. Yours is gone.

Yeah, no, easy. I didn't have this much popcorn during the Irishman. No. It was also fucking delicious. Yeah, it's a really good dog. Intestine a follow-up? Yeah, probably. Oh, ha ha. I'm gonna anticipating a follow up? yeah probably haha I'm gonna do a follow up

I'm gonna put my card down again no I don't have mine thanks for having me I'll pay for it whenever Donnie wants to go to school he'll act was that what they were waiting for? I don't know sounded like Bren in need of the chili dogs. I read that back though.

I've got it in my bag. I got it now. Popcorn. Sheesh, he has not had a second without it. I bet you that will be a little snappy. Chill. He's got popcorn in his hand or mouth at all time We have nothing to drink

I like how he keeps wiping off his house if he's not about to go back in for more He's always wiping off his hands like all right. I'm done All right, couple set up. Observer? Okay. All right. Can I not hear him? I have no idea which one I'm.

Okay. Could be, so I guess. All right, we can just start the mini golf, right? TJ, look at the tweet I just sent you. All right, highlight of the night, in my opinion. Let's see if he gets up from the golf to go back. Quicks. Flop the live heart rate. Eight. I might in my opinion. Let's see if he gets up from a gulf to go back The balls say soap on them and the hole is Jacob holding a sign that says Jake

Explain soap to Only balls with soap on them in that room. I got 50 bucks on the line here. Put up 50 bucks on for your money, Big Cat. Okay, no problem. I hope there's a way to get it in Australia. Oh, fuck. Oh, that's tough. Give her a little ribbon. River Jake. Show her how to swing, fuck. Oh, that's tough. Give her a little ribbon.

Ribber, Jake. Show her how to swing, Jake. Yeah, stand behind her. He's too busy eating popcorn. Yeah. Oh, is Blum in the hole? Is she using the club backwards there? No?

That's a weird club. Four. Four. Four. All right. Jake, talk to her. All right, Blum. No, no, talk to her. Oh, talk some. Alright, blubbin'.

No, no, talk to her. Alright, blubbin'. Jake, talk some shit. So now that I'm seeing it from this way, they're definitely the straight line. What the hell? Oh! Hole in one! Alright, that's a two for me. Okay. Nice. Oh, oh, oh and one Okay

To We gotta do this three times Jacobs a terrible soap ball again. I'll make a job Okay, you're You're no incredible job Okay, you did your part. This is a new sensation that I'm feeling yeah The only holes he's getting those balls So he's got a tie and bloodman right back to where he was Blobby's just like a Hogwarts painting.

Shorter. Hey, oh, one. Wow. Just can't get a real gentleman would say, yeah, you got to blow it. He has to blow it here or he is the worst. All right. He's going to try. I just like cracked his knuckles. This whole practice when you like that. Oh, oh, dude, blow it. He's gonna try. He just like cracked his knuckles.

Dude, blow it! Perfect! Jake won! Oh Jake, you kicked her ass! And that's the date guys, that's it. Let's have him sit back down. Let's sit back down yeah let's sit back down when you guys are done what's he doing now

can I like chip it up yeah yes all right so I lost yes Yes. How quick? How many seconds till he starts eating popcorn? Immediately. Asses. Oh! Not even in this. Oh, he's standing and eating. He's still on that cloud, right? Why do you want more popcorn?

Should I put him on the spot and have Jacob ask him, why don't you ask her some questions about herself? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, might as well. Jacob, why don't you ask him to, hey, why don't you ask her a few questions about herself? OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh It's a job interview Donnie of your mom? Very nice. And he does what?

He teaches architecture as well. Cool. Yeah. He does architecture as well. Oh! He's like, oh, man. Oh, that's cool. Cool.

Cool. All right, cool. Cool. Cool. Yeah. Cool. Cool. He loves it.

I am not too much of a fan of Miami, but. My parents came to Florida, cool years ago. They love it down there. Where in Florida? Oh My Little north of like for a letter to Should mention he's been talking with his mouth full for 90% Whenever you guys want to put her out of her misery we can Do this so are we gonna get her back in yeah, let's bring her back in go grab her She's sitting here anyways, or is there fine? Tell him there's one minute left on the date, so let's see how he wraps it

All right, there's one minute left on the date Yeah Yeah, not like... I'm just holding a little popcorn, man. I do like, ski. I ski a lot. We're gonna talk about it. Do you ski or shower? I do when I can. But like, kind of in a weird spot. I would love to see the real Bachelor show with just Blutman off to the side. Every scene. On the East Coast, and then come to like, ski in

Colorado for four years, which was awesome. And then, ski in California. Do we want Jake first, or do we want? Literally, I guess there are mountains, right? Yeah. Kind of tough. Either or. Yeah, either or.

We haven't had him yet, so I guess we can have him first. OK, so I have almost everyone in my body turn to ski. I think she should go first. All right, she goes first. She's going to say it went well. Jake's going to go, eh. Yeah.

The victim usually gets questioned first. Yeah. We got a phone she needs. I always play a lot of hockey with her. All right, that's it. Send her in. So much popcorn. Yeah, yeah the victim usually gets questioned first yeah All right, that's it Yeah, so it's do it by each other Your farewell And back to corn oh you better stand up stand up Jake stand up. Oh my god

Wait, let's keep the camera on Jake for a little bit. Let's see how much more corn he eats Great job! Woo! So? It was fun! Tell us everything. It was fun. Not awkward. Do you think he ate too much popcorn?

I have so much popcorn! Look he's still going! He was constantly eating popcorn! I was like am I supposed to be keeping up the pace of this? So you noticed that in real time, like he's eating a lot of popcorn. Yeah. Very rapidly. If this was a date that you went on not filmed, would you go tell your friends like it was good but he ate so much popcorn?

Probably not. Okay. So, like, how do you think the conversation went you think he's a interesting guy very interesting I think combo was okay yeah yeah I was surprised how smooth it went were you good with the the intro and the outro both like I think there's a little bit of a side hug on the intro and a hand oh yeah I was a little weird that you felt fine with how all that went down Yeah, okay. He didn't stand up when you left the table. He just kind of oh yeah

We were yeah, I didn't honestly notice that yeah, very right then thanks. You kidding me, bud. I am NOT Yeah Do you think there's a second date in the future? I mean I would be down Okay, the open-ended flight was that's a big move. Oh I figured why not yeah Figure it out. No way he moves on to play when he hits plate to oh my god. Sir, this is- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Finish the whole place. I think so It feels that way yeah He need any of his hot dog no, it was hot would you would you classify him as a handsome fella? Yeah, okay, nice. Do with the eyebrows joining person. No. What did you think about the golf balls? What'd they say? What is so I think oh? Yeah, and he kind of weird work. Oh the shower thing. OK, I got it now. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't use soap. Yeah. Is that bother you? I mean, you didn't smell.

OK. OK. That's good. Oh, are you dressed up? Are you fine with him destroying you in golf? Um, I don't. I'm a bit a bit competitive. Yeah. But I'm really bad at golf. So I. OK, OK. OK. I think we've wanted him to take it easy No, okay. No, no

I think the conversation was as smooth as it could have been given the context especially on your end So thank you Congrats and good job. Is there any little things that he could have done better to like, you know No, I think you're enjoyable. No, I think it was fun, comfortable, not awkward. This might be a weird question. Was there anyone else in the room that you thought, like, oh, Malisek's fine, but these guys, they got it going on. You mean Blutman?

Those two? They killed it at the acting. Yeah. I don't think Blutman's ever driven a car. Yeah, we were nervous because we were like, if we put Blutman and Jacob in the room, then the date's supposed to be going. He took his job very seriously, Jacob Jen.

Very seriously. Steven's behind you, so you can address him. But what did you think of his set? Yeah, it was a good story. Yeah. Oh, story. I wouldn't say punch line, but story. Do you think like...

Brandon came in and saved it with punch line. Yeah. Horrific fires are usually good for 300 deaths yeah yeah yeah I don't know how you make that funny but yeah we don't either anything that lasts for Erica that was awesome that was fantastic yeah you are kudos to to you You are you deserve all the credit in the world guinea pig. I have no idea. Yeah, no basis, but that was fantastic Alright, see what you set her up to hang out out there Alright and enjoy Chicago for a definite amount of time So so much Erica because yeah, that takes balls. Yeah

Yeah, that was very fun yeah and sorry about the popcorn again I mean he doesn't he might finish this plate yeah reserve in one hand and eats a couple with the other yes and then it's it's Oh Yeah, and then he does that white I don't think we let him in until he I want I want to keep feeding a popcorn But I feel like he's gonna pick up on it. Yeah Yeah, did you pick up on it? Oh, yeah, yeah, we're fucking with you guys obviously Maybe he knows too, and he's like I just don't care. I love popcorn You just won't stop

Try to plant some in there. Well, I was worried there was gonna be some sort of. Twist. When the big plate came out, I was like, mm. But no, it was just a guy who loves eating popcorn. Did you like the chili dog? Chili dog was very good. Yeah, I agree.

I stopped once it was about to. OK. But it was good. It was interesting breakfast, but oh Yeah, oh Okay, okay Yeah, he looks happy yeah Yeah, all right well, thank you so much Can you sign your mouse painting on the way and maybe we will maybe we'll see you Friday, yeah

Thank you. Thank you. I think that one great. I do too. Let's check out on Jake. Let's see what he's doing. Oh I can't focus on anything else We need a tally. That is, I would be way too chicken to ever do something like that, even if I wanted to. And I probably would have been like, shaking and not able to. Are we doing more?

He's not even really noticing it. He didn't check up. Let me check out what this plate tastes like. I mean, it wasn't long ago that plate looked like the other one his mouth has to be shredded We didn't think he was gonna. I mean we knew he's going to but we said wouldn't it be funny if he goes to plate Too and now plate two is almost gone. Yeah, play two was huge and there was no To is he gonna touch plate three no way yes. Yeah, it can be the pace here. Oh There is no way he touches play through he rolled around his head dice. Yeah, that would be crazy

All right Rapid he'd I think he's noticing no and also notice for a second that he's laughing way harder now with blood manager Oh, yeah, what's his heart rate 116. He's back to his normal place with two dudes. Oh, my God. This is an ideal date. Just as a... Let's just see. Go in there and sit next to him and just go on a... Just see. See what his heart rate is.

Five-minute date with him. Yeah, yeah. Just see. See what happens. That's my fight. See where his heart rate goes. This is a good control right here. Yeah, just see what happens. See where his heart rate goes. This is a good control right here. Yeah, right. All eyes on play three. What if he stands up when fights comes in?

Oh my god. Give him a big hug. Is he watching us now, I don't think so Well, you know, I mean you can just lie Oh He didn't say love you back Our boys stuff I got to use your show. Oh, yeah, I'm coming Don't report my voice. That's nice I know I have a credit card. Oh, he's having a blast

Is incredible In like two minutes, let's have him play me golf 120 Touching. You're looking at it. Yeah. It's a song. What? No, with this.

All we did last week on the act was this show. Oh, right, right, right, right. I went out and frammed. Took off the roof. So what was it like? Not much. Work, football, it's been good. Except New York.

Same old shit. Are you guys doing like a, is she better at dating a guy than a girl thing right now? Is that how it is? I don't really know. And so far, I think the answer is yes. Exactly. Exactly.

I haven't played mini golf. Yeah. The conversation's much better right now than it was. and so far then the answer is yes he might not have his headpiece in I ate it, yeah, well one of yours, I don't know whose it was, but I ate someones since it's set up, do you guys wanna play a hole in the millie golf? Yeah, why not? I love playing. I love playing. I'm going to hang it out now.

It's war. This is the best. This is good. He's crushing this. Fights. It's good corn. All right. He just put it in his pocket.

He just put corn in his pocket. I'm good. All right, so I hit your shoe? Can I pick fights at the end? Way more fun. Jake! There's definitely a way to hit this straight. Did he say this is way more fun?

Way more fun. Come on, Jake. BANG! BUCKET! Yeah, yeah Okay, easy okay Jake I got more Just for you boys, hey, Jacob's gone rogue. Oh my Yeah, you okay, yeah Yeah, I mean this is now a better Move it. I hold number two

Come on I have your credit card you went for me today Have your credit card you went for me today At one point during the date Kate said to someone go in there and sing And I had a song pop into my head that I almost did what song was you saying if you had one? One chance. Oh, this is going well big great choice So much in common it's crazy you want to come back tomorrow and do this? why don't you just start kissing? yeah just really passionate

yeah they're like fuck yes dude hole in one lock the camera alright it's a match here's your great fights. Fucking Tiger Woods over here. Fuck off, Jacob. Scumbag. All right, Jacob say, up next we have blowjobs.

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uh What's up guys good work jake jake, how did the date go? not bad, I thought for the situation that they put us in which was Both blutman's jacob and facility staring at us the entire time. Mm-hmm. It was pretty pretty solid. Yeah Yeah, did you think you you maybe overdid it on the pop? Yeah, so I'm a nervous eater I'm a nervous something so when I'm on a lot of the time on a date I'm either over drinking because I need something to do with my hands or I'm overeating You never didn't have popcorn in your it just happened to be popcorn today half of that date. We just watched you eat Were you consciously aware? No, I'm eating a lot of pop when facility brought it up at the end when she left

He was like by the way all you did was eat popcorn I was like I you didn't pick up on us delivering plates of popcorn no until I To give Jay credit once you get there that popcorn is good. It's good shit I yeah, I was at the table knowing popcorn was being watched and I couldn't resist but I know it's fun She was like a fun fun girl. She's very nice girl I can't believe she flew here from Santa Monica for this does that make you feel bad? Yeah, very much so but you say she flew this morning. Yeah with a one-way ticket. She has no return flight What's here now? Well because she doesn't know what the schedule right up Ian so she's down for adventure

I think that's kind of on you right because we have to figure out Yeah, if she's gonna be so this was my mistake I did have her written down for graphics that she was from Santa Monica, but I said that she was local on the show so if we if she is in the running still, she's down to stay till Friday. How am I to know that if she's first? And it'd be a dickhead thing to say, no, go home. Yeah, I haven't met these other two women.

But it would be even more of a dickhead thing to make her stay. I think it's fair. That'd be less of a dickhead thing. What's the better option here? Make her stay. Better option is having her stay? She did really well. Did you like her?

Take her to dinner. Did you like her? We gotta keep her entertained for the next few days, right? Yeah, take her to dinner. Did you like her? Where's Mance? Yes, she was a good conversation, fun time. I mean, it was fine.

Alright, so. That's where we're at. What were the highlights? What were the lowlights? What are the regrets you have looking back on? What are the regrets you have looking back? Thanks, you'll remember for the rest of your life My the highlights were I thought that the movie was very fun. I thought Brandon stand-up was very fun No, let me let me rephrase. What were the highlights with her? What were the what it was a very surface level conversation

Yeah, we got too deep. It's a first date. I understand but what were the what it was a very surface level conversation yeah we got too deep it's a first date I understand but what was the there were I thought the the painting portion that we both had a good time doing that but no I honestly there was very little connecting that happened on that date mmm I thought I think it was very forced and it was do you have any regrets personally I ate too much popcorn okay that is definitely a regret of mine I gotta work on are you happy with your the way you greeted her and the way you say I thought I was a pretty pretty nice guy. Well, you weren't a gentleman at the end What I do at the end you say it sitting down when she stood up to leave. Oh lady gets her hand. Yeah

You don't care do you know, okay? but she was nice, I just feel you know, I didn't feel like there was a An instant spark Were you overwhelmed with nerves? No Did they have my heart rate? Yeah, you got up to 124 at one point

Is that high? I don't know what the number is Very high It was kind of you to offer half your chili dog to her I ate the whole thing if she wanted it Yeah Yeah She could have both Someone just asked about instance

Maybe you said instant spark is instant spark something you believe in yeah, yeah 100% I'll know in the first two minutes Every time every time every time did you feel it with fights? Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I was palpable and I would do fights tomorrow and Friday Bring it back all three days. Okay. I had a great time Friday bring it back all three days okay I had a great time with fights I had a blast too! You had a blast? I had a pocket full of popcorn and I was playing mini golf How good can it get?

Oh man yeah so I don't know where we go from here but Two more girls Yeah right but I just wish she hadn't flown in from California for this Oh she'll be fine she's gonna have a good time I mean she's awesome she won this episode Yeah she California for this. Oh, she'll be fine. She's gonna have a good time She's awesome. She won this yeah, she's did all this girl and look cool. Yeah You're you're a douchebag. She's yeah, I know Right you consider the mini golf she could have got 50 bucks a whole fun spending money for around Chicago for You consider maybe throwing it throwing it a little ever I that seems to be something in the room that people think you should have

Thrown it. I don't think you can why no, I think that's rude gotta be close. Yeah, you can maybe fudge a little bit You're that's patronizing. Yeah, did you not want to explain to her why the balls name was so No, I didn't want to I really didn't want to at all She didn't seem to have any idea what that was referencing she Oh, yeah after you don't stink she put it together I understand the setting was different But it was your attitude and your approach to the date similar to what we would see on a first date in real life

from Jake Malik Yeah Yeah, probably. I mean if it was like we're going to the bar to get drinks That's kind of usually how you just pepper them with a of cools a lot of you a lot of cool cool cool Yeah, how do you guys do first dates? What's so special about what you guys do? Yeah, I thought that was like a pretty standard. I just you know I wouldn't say there was a ton of okay fireworks When was the last first date you went on Brandon? to August 2005

2005 mm-hmm My wife yeah, well I figured yeah, that would be awkward August 2019 yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, there has been a lot of first aid Okay, you have last we had in years Tommy smokes goes on a first date once a week that's crazy I don't think I've ever been on a first date. We've talked about a good first date can be the ultimate adrenaline Oh, yeah, you get the feeling the butterflies Yeah, a good first date a you know bad first date or knock you down a little bit But a good first date's incredible so fights what you like you just kind of know women already

Yeah, it's kind of one of those things where like it just ends up Are we dating now shit yeah, yeah, I've been hanging around you a lot I would never get to know someone on the first day we develop weeks and months of Bites is having sex for, like, months, and he's like, should we go on a date? That's a little much. I feel like we like each other. Have you ever planned a date, Fights?

Planned a date? Well, actually, so this actually flies in the face of what I just said. I've planned two dates ever. One was in Boston. I met a girl in... Herk and O'Reilly's? Those aren't dates. Those are meetups. I met a girl. I was like, why don't we meet in Boston Common? I'll bring like I brought wine and water bottles and then we watched softball. That's like men's league softball

Oh, actually was a black and like that is it ended up being a championship game We went out with the team after and then another time I went to the museum Because the girl said she hates the museum and I said well if you like it with me, that means you like me Oh She liked the museum. She did not care for the music That's romantic you like fights yeah I do like fights rocks I wish fights was around more I don't know I think we're at an impasse a little bit with Jake this is what I was afraid of. Yeah.

This is what scared me and this is exactly what's happened. How many seconds do you think you weren't eating popcorn in that date? After it started coming out. From the first plate of popcorn? I mean, I think I was pretty consistent. You were pretty consistent. I'm a nervous, I got nervous things going on. It's the same thing. That's why I remember I went on a date with a girl in New York once

and we went to get like margaritas or something and I got so hammered just because I was constantly drinking the margaritas. Well, you said you weren't overwhelmed with nerves No, but that's just kind of when I'm Doing that thing. I have to have something going on with my hands. I know It could be anything at all. You were very nervous and that might have no no no no I was shadowed any star of like I'll do the same thing if I'm talking a big cat like I'll have to like do something with my hand You make me very nervous too. Why that is you're you've said that we're nervous. Well, that's because you're awkward. Yeah, yeah It's not yes, it's not about yes

Yeah, like you do awkward like you'll come in and just be like, what do you think of the game yesterday? Yep. What? What are you talking about? Today was popcorn, but it's been in other things in the past and that will not stop probably What's the drunkest you've ever gotten on a first date that one that was really bad Real bad, and I city-bite home that night. That was a disaster Very illegal yeah, I ran into the door of a car I ran into the door of a car No, like someone's like parked on the side of the road car I just drove right into it with my bike popped right up I'm going

Middle East village they're like are you good? I was like Middle East Cyclists are the least of their concerns That's a Toyota Tacoma with a fucking gun in the back Middle East Village Middle East Village Why would anybody move here? Oh man You called your mom, Jay?

What can we approve upon tomorrow? I thought the date setup was cool I didn't love that there were four guys that work with sitting there watching Alright, so fewer guys. I just get rid of some guys I love I love the blood the blood man we can go in guy lists and they can just come in whenever they need to What is the scene question? What if when they're not needed? They just have blindfolded in headphones That's not on and that's not or what if it was girls would that make it easy? No probably worse really? Yeah, why? I might make it more comfortable meeting more popcorn at that point then because yeah, what if it was guy girl?

Wait was that mean there was a guy and a girl. Oh, so it's okay Yeah, it's the same and we'll set those two up to be on a date next to you guys. I don't hate that. Okay I don't hate that at all. But won't you get competitive you hear like what if she's laughing really hard? I do No, I don't get no so tomorrow. No popcorn. Do you combust or what if we gave you like a bowl of syrup? Yeah, would you just be licking it the whole probably like be moving it around about I'll just move my phone on the table around If I have nothing else going on okay, maybe a stress ball that would help okay? I'll be hard to eat like skittles Caramel did you get a bunch of carmel's Jay that we can put on yeah?

Oh, let's do tomorrow soup. Yeah, yep, but I'll be like stirring. I just need something to do with my hands I'll like flip my phone. I'm gonna say I've had people bring that up to me as well They're like why are you flipping your phones? Let's put a pocket pussy on there So we put like a finger skateboard on there you would oh, yeah, we're doing back and forth Oh, we should do that would be I think max has one do I always? Yeah, southern girl Mars a big one local oh No, I think she's tomorrow Mason's Friday

Taylor yeah Taylor H tomorrow Mason e on gosh. Well there you go cool So Jake straight up with does this from today does Erica straight up okay have a chance to win say yes Yeah, yeah, I'm at the other two yeah, there's right. I can't I can't really tell you yes Okay, if the if the answer is not no then we should have her stay, but if the answer is no then we should send her Oh, no, I mean I we're not gonna send her back. She's staying okay. We're gonna make her stay in Chicago for three days That's if she better than If she wants to leave tonight don't stop her, but if she wants to stay then let her Did the second fights walked in the room he immediately said this is so much more fun

What would you like me to do? I'm trying to be nice. We'll find something for to do gotta be honest about it Cuz I don't think you should yeah, she has a job oh my god, she got a real game on a one-way ticket With no plan of going home. It was to One way ticket was that was my idea because if she is going to stay like if she's eliminated like we don't need her to get hotels etc but oh I mean that's crazy I would know that's insane this is a horrible position this sucks for me yeah she was fun funny like she couldn't have done anything better conversationally yeah I think for the sake of the show she deserves to stay.

If you would like to have her stay. She can't be eliminated, Jake. That's fine then, let's not eliminate her. I don't know, I'm so stuck. I'm so fucked here. You could just not be a dick. I'm trying to be honest. That's the whole point of this.

I'm not looking what you've done. We've all shat in silence and awkward silence because of this. You want to get her in here and hash it out? I really don't Are you at least gonna like follow each other on Instagram sure Boy, this is sparks are flying. What do you want for me? I don't know like one ounce of buy-in to the whole dating show that I'm trying I want to be honest But you you've had this attitude from the start like yes I made it very clear

Well, then why would you say you would do it because you guys said we want to do it. I said sure like no I don't want to do that. I'm a gay man. I want yes No waste of time. I said done that I said from the start. There's a very good chance I pick zero winner. That's a true statement, and you all were like fuck it. What else let's do it. Oh Today's been fun. I that was very enjoyable, but I think we need to be honest. She didn't have a shot We should tell her wait if if you're not gonna pick anybody you still pick one cuz I get to win Money when the money based on merit. I think she deserves to have a shot to win dollars Yeah, if the next me I need to bring that money

Yeah, yeah what she did under that pressure is really impressed. I don't disagree with that. She remained normal. Mm-hmm and Confident if we had a choice to keep one you or her we're keeping her very fair. Absolutely very fair. Absolutely I'd take her a second over now would you be more into her or less if she came in like very loud and like into the show I don't think that was the issue it's more of just like I could cut you can kind of just tell I too much respect that yeah, right what about the idea of you guys going out tonight? And like to have a real date I

Mean if she's in Chicago And then you guys both like we get done with the show and you guys are both just like that was weird as fuck like You want to like go get a drink or something yeah, I mean I would do that, but like Yeah consider that yes sure that's a big thing We'll make sure there are zero blutman's there do that Oh, there's always one one Need one blood in one blood man. There is always a blood within five feet of you You swallow six in your sleepy ear Okay, so do that yeah, I'm happy to get a drink after work with Erica and see what the deal is

But that I mean this is a tough thing for to do it's tough But after that I would say probably not but we'll see how you know But then at least like what if you do it that way then you can actually give her an honest answer like go Have like an actual real correct It doesn't have to be romantic but like a real human interaction off-air Drink after work first date very very normal And then you could tell her and then you could slap her on the ass be like get on the first flight out of town Yeah

Yeah, have a nice life. Sorry toots, but it ain't you Okay, how do you feel about the possibility of dating someone who lives in California? Probably pretty brown isn't it? Honestly, I'm in Way greener, I'm in for some distance. What do you guys hear in that room? Yeah? What I didn't know if there was mics or not do you think we just we you just went in there No, we just guessed look there's mics everywhere There couldn't be more Mike

It's the most amount of microphone Mike's in blood One of those mics is a bloodman Mike Blutman That was good I Oh, that was good I Also have a thought about the next two dates because these gals were probably watching this today Taking some notes they know what to expect. We'll have to pivot Dates yep, you're not thinking about changing how they hit the mini golf hole are you perhaps be crazy?

Popcorns not being rolled out though. No, I think maybe a tougher finger food for malisek Okay peanuts. I like the painting aspect that was a good but stand-up comedy was incredible It's Doritos or Cheetos tomorrow. I think we just need to get one of those dog bowls that kind of slow you down Okay, well good job, thanks guys do we can someone do the high noon and then we'll spin the wheel Let's hope it's not wet. I got a quick pick set up. I'll see Your maniac quick big high noon It's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the high noon end zone pack is here

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become are the winners and malsex the loser, right? That's what it's going to end up being because like we're quickly figuring out that like there's a lot of really cool women who are like down to to come out here and do this and put themselves out there. And malicex just sucks, which is a good. But the fact that they're doing all of this for him. Yeah. Kind of. But she touched on what I knew they were all. I can't speak for all of all them but she talked about having that

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are in our chat. Gotta be. Oh, yeah. They're pure. They're wearing white at their wedding. Oh, all right. Let's spin the wheel and hope it's not. That would be beautiful if one of our chatters

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