The Yak - All of Brandon's Collectibles Get DESTROYED | The Yak 1-11-23

Episode Date: January 11, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, hold that up. Oh, oh. All right. I'm on. Hello. Nick is back. Yeah.

Way to go, Nick. Thanks, guys. One full tour of doing your job? Yeah, yeah. It was work. I was Texas. Hero. It was my job.

Hero. Thank you. I don't need that. No, you are a hero. That video we watched on the Yak yesterday was very funny. You had nothing to work with. Well, panicked and i got there and there was nobody there nobody not a soul and so my original idea was why the fuck did blatman send me to a 13 point dog and so i was going to go around and ask people was if it's because of me making fun of his big

white ass oh and so i started doing that and i started doing that the day before and then it wasn't we cut a clip of it and it wasn't working and so I called Brandon Walker panicked and Brandon was like why don't you go to where JFK was killed that was a Brandon Walker joint and funny enough Brandon on Saturday

texted me and was like Nick's going to TCU what should he do and I said he should go to where John F. Kennedy is no kidding so it was wait kidding. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You couldn't let me have credit for 30 seconds? 30 seconds you couldn't let me have credit? Big Cat, is that why you texted me

and said, what are you going to do in TCU? Yeah. It was your idea. You're like, I'm thinking JFK. And then you told Brandon that. Yeah. So it was all me. So we just gaslit Brandon into thinking he had one good idea. Ten seconds went by, and you couldn't stand him.

No, Brandon saved me there. There was nothing. So I just had to get up pretty early the next morning to go to Dallas. Dealey Plaza? Dealey Plaza, yeah. Brandon, I got a question for you. Yes, please. 9-11, pretty big tragedy, right?

I would say so. Pretty shitty things happened. Never forget. Correct. What's your favorite thing to watch besides sports? Wrestling. Huh. Like WWE?

I do. Yeah. And reports. Okay. All right. So it looks like someone forgotten this. There were premature reports yesterday. Oh, those are premature?

Yeah. It has not been proven yet that they have actually been sold to Saudi Arabia. Oh, I thought you were talking about 9-11. Yeah. No, that was. Proof is there. Yeah. That has been proven.

That's premature? So apparently the deal is either not done yet or it's not on the table, but they have not been sold to Saudi Arabia. What a, like. But I did get my cheap Twitter likes and everything by standing up against it yesterday. Nice. Even though if Saudi Arabia offered me any money whatsoever, I would shut up. Yeah.

But the yak is definitely open to being purchased by MBS. Anybody. Yeah. open to being purchased by mbs anybody yeah the um that news if true like whatever take out the saudi arabia bad guys you know all that objectively hilarious by vince mcmahon well if you if you really pull back the on the layers here this makes succession and any drama tv show look tame by comparison this man this man had to retire eight months ago because he was paying hush money to bitches he'd fucked. Which might have been released by the guy who was in charge. Might have been released by the guy who was trying to get Vince out.

Vince went out and then he waited eight months, came back in as a majority shareholder, voted himself unanimously to be the chairman of the board board and then sold the company to Saudi Arabia. And then his daughter resigned. Resigned, yes. Yes. I love it. Kay, what are you doing right now? What's that mic?

Why don't you sit where Roan is? No, he's late. Yeah, that's bad. Well, give him the bad seat, though. Yeah, you're right. Succession has nothing on the WWE. Nothing. It's insane.

The women wrestlers, they're scantily clad. Yes. Is that going to have to change? They've had Saudi Arabia shows for the last, I don't know, five years. And the first three or four years, the women just didn't go. They didn't take the women. And the last couple times, the women have gone, but they've worn full head-to-toe. Oh, that's not as fun.

Bodysuits, yeah. Yeah, why watch? I'll just watch the guy. but they've worn full head-to-toe body suits. Yeah, why watch? I'll just watch the guy. So if this, in fact, happens, it will be amazing. But Saudi Arabia pretty much owns everything now. They own golf. Are there any gay wrestlers? All of them.

I did actually think about that. I don't know if you guys did it on a play of football But I was laughing to myself when Matt Gay was kicking on Sunday And I was like that's just Kyle's favorite sport Gay Wow I did not Fuck Strange lack of gay wrestlers

Yeah AEW has five or six. Openly? Yeah, I don't know. Or is it a bit? No. I guess maybe it's always a bit. Openly.

And AEW has a transgender wrestler. But I don't think WWE, I don't know if anybody is openly gay in WWE right now. Huh. Vince McMahon. They probably are, I just don't. I like, too, that Vince McMahon, like, 80? 76, 77. At 76, 77, do you really need to do a deal?

Like, your family hates you. That man is a walking embodiment of testosterone. He has to do the jackhammer thing at all times. It's just so funny to think at 77, your family hates family hates you, so like throw that out. Why would you need like $5 billion at 78? Yeah. Doesn't he already have a billion? Well, the company is worth $7 billion and he owns most of the

shares. You can't take it with you. Is it really only worth $7 billion? He will. Yeah, he will. He might live forever. I don't know. I think that it's worth $7 billion. I think they're selling it for $10. Yeah. I feel like once I hit $5 million, I think I'd be like, okay, I'm done now. Million or billion? Million.

I think $5 million, I'd be content. You got to keep going at $5 million. Big old pontoon boat, house on the lake. Can't pass that like years ago. I just feel like those people have to be wired different to be like, I'm going to keep going no matter what to a number that doesn't even matter because I'll never be able to spend them. I'd be like, what's in it for you at that point?

It's all mental, right? It's power. Yeah, I mean, $5 million is not like a billion. To add an extra billion when you're 78 is just crazy. Yeah. Have a billion. It's also a generational wealth. But he doesn't have family that likes him.

That's the part. You've got to give the money to someone. I don't know. I think he might just like get buried with it yeah Pharaoh also talking about a 77 year old

who months ago had to pay hush money to bitches who fucked true that does get expensive you don't Kate in your 5 million calculation

you don't think about all the NDAs you're gonna have to have random dudes sign yeah I wish I mean that's the dream to bang a guy

and get paid a ton of money oh yeah prostitution yeah Kate there dream, to bang a guy and get paid a ton of money afterwards. Oh, yeah. Prostitution. Yeah, Kate, there's a job for that. If you get paid afterwards, it's not prostitution, right? Only if you get paid before. Well, if the implication is there.

I think it's definitely still prostitution. Oh, I don't think it is. Yeah, if you get paid afterwards. I mean, I think White Lotus is not to give anything away. The thing is, if you get paid uh be a lawsuit six months ago that's not prostitution oh yeah that lawsuit would that's a cool spin zone yeah and those women win the suit and they just get arrested that's long prostitution yeah long prostitution aren't they uh aren't they outlawing ndas with like sexual misconduct uh who said that i feel like i saw

something or someone's trying to or something like that. I don't know. I don't know. I can't talk about it. It's NDA. How would you outlaw a nondisclosure agreement? Right. Those can always exist in some form.

I don't know. I kind of want to sign an NDA just so I have one thing that I can't talk about. Let's do something worthy of signing an NDA. Right. Like, I can't talk about it. Well, that second case race probably got close. I heard politicians in D.C., like high-end prostitutes and dude prostitutes in D.C. are always like, we want to spill the tea, but we can't because they all

the politicians do NDAs. And then breaking an NDA is the most heroic thing you can do. Yeah. Like if you have an NDA. What? What happens? They can just sue you? Yeah. Yeah, they can sue you. But if you do it for a just reason, everyone's like, hero. Yeah.

Yeah. Also, we need to figure out a way to get signed. I think I actually signed an NDA when I went to Dan Bilzerian's house. I'm pretty sure. We had to sign something. Those guys must just carry around a wad of NDAs. No, it was on an iPad. They're like, oh, as soon as we walked in, they're like, please sign this.

I didn't read it. Where you got to go? I got to go. I got to go make a call on parent real quick. Tommy got mad and threw something and broke a window. Oh, no. Wait. Is that a photo?

Yeah. I see it. Let me see. I see it. Yeah. Oh, Tommy. We're not going to put this one out publicly. Oh, yeah. there's the broken window

What'd he throw? It sounded cool Yeah broken windows sound very fun I broke a bunch of them Is it in the front of the house? It's in the back I feel like it's a rite of passage as a kid in Tommy's defense I never did it

Not once for me I broke them with wiffle balls I didn't do it out of anger I did it. Never? Not once for me. I broke them with wiffle balls. I didn't do it out of anger. I did it accidentally. I would shoot hockey pucks into our garage door, and then every now and then they'd just shoot through the window. Yeah.

Explode. Yeah. And they'd hit the car in the garage too. Sorry I'm so strong. Yeah. I kind of want them to make the call. Yeah, I know. It's so easy to find entertainment when you're a kid. Yeah.

I would just sit there for hours and just shoot a puck into a wall. Yeah. Be like, this is awesome. Yeah. I would throw sticks up in trees and try to get the sticks stuck in trees. Yeah. My brother and I had a game called Hall Ball, where upstairs we had a long hallway with two bedrooms on either end and one Nerf ball, and we would spend hours just trying to get

the ball past each other's doorways. Just hours. Best. Just throwing to get the ball past each other's doorways. Like, just hours. Just throwing the ball. Yeah. Hall ball. I like that. Hall ball. I like that game.

It's very exciting. What's up, everyone? Hey, KB, what's going on, man? How you doing? Did you take your blue stuff today? That was Nick's put on. Yeah, I take the blue. He came in looking like he sucked off a Smurf.

Yeah, I told you to dilute it. Yeah, I put a bunch of water in it. My mouth's take the blue. He came in looking like he sucked off a Smurf. Yeah, I told you to dilute it. Yeah, I put a bunch of water in it. My mouth's never been blue. I had a bunch of water. Blue as hell. You were navy yesterday. Am I taking too much? I don't know, dude.

No one hit me up and was like, I work in a lab with this shit, and you shouldn't be ingesting that. Really? You should really look into it. Oh, no. I've been taking it. Where'd you find it? I just got it online. I took your word for it.

I just got it online. Where'd you figure out? I just got it online. I took your word for it. I just got it online. Where'd you figure out what you... I looked up brain fog and I... I think it's for animals. Nuh-uh. Is this like the Ivermectin thing for horses, you guys? Methylene blue? Yeah, methane blue. It like takes a protein... That just sounds

like you shouldn't drink it. Yeah, I've been doing a drop every morning for like a month. John said be careful with the... Be very careful with the methylene blue. I'm a PhD student. We use in my lab clinically. I think it's used... Yeah, I don't know about that.

Moving forward. Did you poison him? I've been poisoning myself every single day. Damn. You see the people who take the colloidal silver for their health and they eventually turn blue. Their bodies turn this crazy blue color. Yeah, I need to... You see the people who take the colloidal silver for their health and they eventually turn blue. Their bodies turn this crazy blue color.

Yeah, I need to stop that. They look wealthy. They look fine. They're staring at us. Look at me. Legacy, it says. I'm sorry, man. No, I don't think it's may have helped.

I don't know. You sound good. What are you talking about? You guys like my jumpsuit? I feel like I want to get in a fight. That one's better, yeah. That one's a nice one. Better? What one's bad?

Oh, it's better than the other ones. That one's not as parachuty. Yeah, those parachutes are a little... That's your best one. Yeah, I feel strong in it. I feel like I could maybe punch someone in the throat. Did we hire a guy yesterday? Okay, so update on Coleman,

because I knew exactly what I thought was going to happen. It happened where there was a small number of Yak fans who were like, you're a terrible person if you don't hire him on the spot. I sent him to Dave. Dave looked at his stuff. Dave thought that it's interesting what he's doing, but it didn't really jump off the page to Dave.

I talked to Coleman last night. I was like, look, here's the feedback. I will help you. I will help coach you. I will give you feedback. Take the other job because he got offered another job through all this. I was like, take that job. We won't close this door.

Keep grinding, and, you know, we'll have a conversation as you progress. So I did say that I was going to elevate it to Dave and give him a good look, which people don't really get Dave to look at their content. And Coleman was very appreciative, and I think we're in a good spot. But I will probably have to deal with the off comment here and there being like you're a terrible person or the worst person hire him right away that before we even spun right I did say that very clearly but that doesn't matter sass that's just how it work and I also just want to say that it will be very funny because similar to barstool idol when everyone's like you got to hire this guy you got to hire that guy

if we hire Coleman just uh sight unseen uh it would be probably like two months before people are like, this guy sucks, get him out of here. Yeah, setting him up for failure. Yeah, right, right. Yeah. And that's just the way the world works. But, yeah, I mean, I feel, you know, he's going to keep working. He got a job somewhere else.

Now, I'm surprised there's not like 10 dudes out in the front. Well, this one was specific because he was working before he showed up. He had hit me up a few months ago, and I was like, try it, man. Go after your dream. What's the worst thing that happens? You fail, and at least you went after it and didn't just sit around and do nothing. It's a little different than just showing up. Anyone who shows up is not getting to go on the yak.

But yeah, so we'll see what where coleman's story goes yeah he got a lot of followers yesterday i told him that too like part of getting i was like there's two ways to do it one is we you get to a point where dave's like okay this guy's jumping off the screen or you build a big enough following that it becomes undeniable yeah and that's just a numbers game. He did get like 5x his follower count. Right, and if he keeps building off of that, if he puts out good

content and people respond to it and follow him and we look up and in two months he's got 25,000, 30,000 followers, it's like, well, okay, he's building something. It's a little different now. I guess it is disappointing we didn't 10x his follower count, though. Yeah, so everyone go follow him.

It hasn't even been 24 hours. Well, let's 10x the fucking thing. Yeah, everyone go sharpshooter select. Sharpshot select. Sharpshooter select would be a little different, wouldn't it? Yeah. Sharpshot select. And he's squarely in the Barstool universe now.

Yeah, right. And he won his pick yesterday. He won his pick. He did. So it was a good day. And again, I talked to him last night. He was very appreciative. He's excited about all of it.

I was like, just, you know, I don't know. I told him, take the other job so that you have some money so you can keep pursuing this. And he agreed. And like, being tertiary in the Barstool universe is the best for likability. Yeah. I'm going to like you forever. Right. It's like the illusion of like, what if this guy was hired?

He could do everything. And then if you get hired, everyone's like, this guy doesn't do anything. It's the Jeff Nadeau principle. When he gets here, he sucks. And divorce is the bookie man. He's been great. He's been awesome. What's up?

Divorce isn't the bookie man. It's not some crazy scary thing that you have wait what if it's the best option for both parties then yeah there you go you shouldn't avoid it at all costs if it you know comes down to it yeah i think a lot of people have a sunken cost fallacy where uh i have 12 years with this person under my belt. Right. That's your life. That's your entire life. Yeah, man. That's true. You need to. That's your entire life.

You need to do that. Yeah, so I'll just have to deal with people saying that the wheel is dead and Big Cat's a terrible person. Yeah, I mean, listen, some guy said, if you can sleep at night, I was like, buddy, I can. Don't you worry. This is a random guy that I've literally tried to help and am going to continue to help. There's nothing more.

That was terrible. That wasn't good. That was so bad. I don't know how to make a paper airplane. It looks fine. It doesn't look bad. My nose is way too long. It was bad.

Do you see all the flights were grounded today? This morning. This morning? The nose is too long? The FAA's computers just stopped. Could have been me. Could have been you. That was good.

That's a decent plane. It was the throw. I don't know how to throw it. I don't know how to throw it. Nor fold it. The fold's fine. The fold is not fine. The fold's fine. I just not fine. The fold's fine.

I just threw it. It flew. But see how it did the spin? I thought that was for effect. No. Kyle, I looked up that Delphi murder in Indiana. It's pretty crazy. You should look it up.

The guy who got arrested. This is a new case? It was an old case, but he got arrested, I think, in November. He had been just living amongst them for five years. Explain it. Re-explain it again. Two girls went for a walk, a hike, wound up dead. Five years they couldn't find the person. They had, like, a video of a guy walking on the railroad tracks.

They had a three-second audio clip that the girl had used with her phone right before she was murdered of a voice saying, like, go down the hill. And they finally found the guy. He was working at the CVS in this, like, town of, like, 5,000 people. He was, like, developing the photos. Yeah. Of, like, when the family did the memory board or whatever. He was, like, the guy who developed the photos for them. And did it for him.

Yeah, really grim. Super sad. Are you still in that rabbit hole? Oh, yesterday. Wow. Somebody, Mustard Man, told me, hey, JCS has... Mustard Man?

Yeah, you know Mustard Man. Mustard Man. Yeah, we know Mustard Man. JCS has a Patreon, and the videos on there, I subscribed instantly, are better than the YouTube ones. Do you know the... From YouTube.

What's his name? Andy Hannon, the Vietnam vet who got pulled over and shot the cop, got in a shootout. What? When? That footage is disturbing. I watched it. When did that happen? Kyle.

Super old? 90s. Okay, so it's older. He was in his 60s when it happened. He went crazy after Vietnam. Remember the DC shooter who just put a hole in the back of his car and was shooting people in the Home Depot parking lot? Oh, the sniper.

It was crazy. It was him and a kid, right? Yeah. Through the headlight. Malvo or whatever. But he, yeah. That was some high-tech shit. It was crazy. It was him and a kid, right? Yeah. Through the headlight. Malvo or whatever, but he, yeah. That was some high-tech shit. That was crazy.

My favorite video was, they did it on prisons, like the sixth floor of the Miami-Dade one, which is supposed to be the most dangerous, and they interviewed death row inmates.

Yeah. That's a good one. Is that the one that has a fight club in it? Yeah, there was a fight club. I think, what's his name? The British guy, Louis Thoreau. Yeah. That's a good one. Is that the one that has a fight club in it? Yeah, there was a fight club. I think, what's his name? The British guy, Louis Thoreau. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a lot of clips of him, but that's great. That's great. Your brain is just dark right now. On ZBT tomorrow, we're talking about a case because a bunch of special forces guys just got caught up in a drug trafficking ring at Fort Bragg. In 2020, in May of 2020, this group of seven, well, it was eight Special Forces guys go camping outside Fort Bragg. And the next day, 17 hours later, their buddy goes missing. 17 hours later, they report him missing. But, like, even after they run into park rangers,

all his stuff's still in the tent. Six days later, only his head washes up on the beach. Whoa! Yeah, and they never find the body and then they come to find out that all the special forces guys were doing lsd the night he went missing and they think like none of them it's been two years none of them have been charged like they can't figure anything out because the ocean they've never found his body like but they're just up the reward big time and they're like really trying to figure out what happened that

night like a bunch of special Forces dudes on LSD, and one of them winds up with only his head. You can just decide to go camping. You can just go camping when you're... Every weekend, you're free to go unless your unit's in trouble. There's a radius you can't leave, but yeah, we used to go camping all the time. Oh, cool. I had no idea.

Kyle, you should start solving some of these for prize. Yeah, go solve. So you guys ever seen Psych? Yeah. What's that? It's a show. Oh, the show. Perfect show.

Comedy show. Yeah. Delay Hill. Yeah. Funny. West Wing. It's pretty funny. Yeah, it's a pretty damn funny show.

But he solves a crime from watching the news. Well, there's two of them. There's two guys on Psych. There's not just one of them. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. James Roday. Main character. No, there's two main characters.

One that's psychic. There's not two main characters. There are, right? There's him and his assistant. Okay. No, they're both main characters. I don't think you saw the show. I saw the show.

You only like real life I need real life does it scare you? don't send me the unsolved shit I need a solved I need the satisfaction everything buttoned up you need the conclusion

you need the justice for Carly Gusset though that case is fascinating do you like getting scared though? I'm constantly scared. Because I remember a while ago it came up out of nowhere. You think

most people are good. Do you still think that? You said less people than you think have the ability to be a monster. Now it's more. You're talking about subway push-outs. I still think most people are good.

I think it's way more people are evil. Don't forget your water bottle. Ooh. Okay. That's not good. Rome, what happened? Oh, you're fucked. Hmm.

With that one. Yeah, that mic. I like that sweatshirt. Toucan. Toucan. The whole outfit is good. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. That means a lot coming from you, brother. Are you okay? Yeah, they just fucking couldn't find a vein. Oh, no. They just jam around in there and they can't find a vein. What were they doing to you? You're going to be bruised up bad.

I know, and that was the arm they couldn't even, they wound up having to go on the other arm. What did you do? I went to the doctor. To give blood? No. They just took it. Wait, were you getting a physical?

I wound up with one. What were you going to the doctor for? My back. Oh. I was trying to get some physical therapy. They're like, you need to come in. They're like, you can't come in until March. I was like, what?

I just need to get a fucking referral. Script, yeah. I need a script. It is so hard to get with your back to get any fucking. But it's crazy not to be able to get physical therapy. It's just going to the gym. It's insane. They wouldn't let me go to the gym.

Fuck. And I went in. I was like, my shoulder's popping out, too. And they're like, one thing at a time. Can't even deal with both of them. So did you get it? The script? Yeah.

I got the script. All right. Oh, yeah. Come on. It was like, you want any painkillers? And? I didn't take any. What?

I got enough at home. It's your Mexican Oxycontin. That is weird for the, those are itchy pills. The Mexican ones. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're all itchy pills if you do them right. Yeah. pills. The Mexican ones. Oh yeah. I mean they're all itchy pills if you do them right.

A script for physical therapy is like why wouldn't they just give it to you? I don't understand. I was like just give it to me over the phone. They're like it's been a while since you've been in here. It's like yeah I've been relatively healthy. Now I'm banged up. The fuck? I have that same problem right now. They won't prescribe me my medicine because I haven't had a physical in a

year. Right. That's bullshit. Yeah. So you gotta go me my medicine because I haven't had a physical in a year. Right. That's bullshit. Yeah. So you got to go in and get one, huh? Or find a new dog. It's nothing. It's like an ocular pat down. Yeah.

Yeah, she rubbed my belly. What? See if you can move your limbs. Wait, why'd she rub your belly? Are you a dog? Yeah, she was like, yeah, you're getting pretty fat. Just jiggled me. Did you look at your balls? No, I stayed fully clothed the entire time.

Good for you. It was dope. Go let them look at those balls. I don't know. They stopped looking at your balls. Those balls are for you. There's a woman doctor, too, bro. She wouldn't know what to do with them.

They make those now? A nurse? My bad, yes. You're talking about a nurse? I love that, yes. You're talking about a nurse. We haven't really had anything to talk about yet. We didn't make any jokes. Tommy broke a window. Tommy broke a window.

Kyle's into the deaths, and I gave an update on Coleman. That's all we've done. Anybody here want to parent Tommy for me? Yeah, I'll call him. Did you talk to him on the phone? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Where was this?

At home? It was at home, yeah. Rhyme him with M&Ms. That's what I do. He's been sent to his room, and he wouldn't come out of the covers, so she held the phone up to the covers as I talked to him. Did you talk, or did you yell? I didn't yell.

I was right out there. I talked. Well, how did he break you? That's scarier than yelling. A firm tone. He got angry and threw something at the window. So he did it impulsively? He did. Sounds like he was an injustice

at his expense. Well, I think the seven-year-old was bothering him. Yeah, so Tommy had to do what Tommy had to do. I don't think that's justified breaking a window in my house. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't bother Tom. You can't punish a kid for what they do reflexively. I think you can.

In fact, I think that's been happening since the beginning of time. Not Tommy. Yeah, but that's not how you should be doing it, though. That's Tommy's house. So psychologically, you're telling me that I'm wrong for punishing him for doing something stupid. Reflexively. Will you be getting that window fixed or just putting some tape over it? It is in the sunroom.

It is not a necessary window. Oh, you have a solarium. Yeah. So I'm thinking about it. In his defense, it was a room of windows. Right. not a necessary window. Oh, you have a solarium. I'm thinking about it. In his defense, it was a room of windows. Right. You provoked him. You did that. You provoked him by putting him in a solarium.

That's where his gaming computer is. Okay, so don't put it... You can't expect Tommy not to break a window in a room full of windows. Nobody's ever broken a window in here, and this is a gigantic window. These are bulletproof. Tough to break these.

Was he tired? Hey, that didn't break. That would be crazy. That would have been really funny. That would have been awesome. We just had to end the show. I was just proving a point for Tommy. Try it again.

Try it again. No. Oh, no. Oh, God. All all right he didn't do it that hard good all right damn does anyone want that pass i need to smash all our windows break every single one yeah for tommy we're doing it for tom oh no no because if one if one Do you think if nobody touched these windows for 100 years, they wouldn't be any easier or harder to break, right? What? Glass doesn't necessarily... Deteriorate? I would make fun of you, but I have no idea either.

I think glass deteriorates. Isn't glass kind of a liquid? Won't there be natural gaps? Like an old house, isn't there? Yeah. Like sink down? I feel like they would deteriorate. No, I mean old houses that sit a long time the glass naturally breaks out i think that that's an

outdoor glass though the elements are you gotta think about weather interior windows are all fine i don't know what's the interior window an oven door That's it. That's an interior window right there. I think they're fine. This is different. They found this apartment in France that somehow, like, deep in the city of Paris, they hadn't accessed in, like, 100-something years. And it was, like, completely perfect inside. It was, like, walking back in time. Indoor windows?

Indoor. Well, mirrors. The mirrors were fine. Everything was fine. Was there dust? There was a lot of dust. Were there mouses? Probably.

When do you think the last one of us is going to die? Ooh. When? What year? What year will be the last member of the Yak dead? 88. I was going to say- 2088?

I was going to say 78, but 88 sounds more. Wait, 2088 is 66 years? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'd be dead for sure. I'd be 103, no chance. I don't think I'm going to get past, like, 65. I'd be 88. Kyle, I feel like, might have the longest.

I feel like Sass will live a long time. He's calling you short, bro. That's fucked up. That was maybe the shortest. That shit is not cool. It's the truth. Che, you're a long time. Well, Che's living to, like, 120. He's going to live a long time, yeah. Yeah, I'm not taking... All my buddies are cool. It's the truth. Che's going to live a long time.

All my buddies are dead. It stinks. Just dominating the pickleball court. So many vaccinations. Imagine how many vaccinations you'll have by then. So many. I wish they gave a vest you can get flare. They offered me the flu today.

They offered me the flu vest. You didn't take it? You should have swallowed it and spit spit it into Steven's mouth. Yeah. Shotgun the vaccine. It's a shot. You could probably swallow a shot, right? It's liquid.

That's how you do shots. Inject it into your veins. Right, I know. But if you swallow it, don't you think it would also work? It gets in there. It gets into my mouth. Like it's Bourbon Street. Next time you get a vax, have them shoot it into your mouth.

You know in Fight Club, there was the guy who was obsessed with going to the meetings, like the AA meetings and the grief meetings. There's got to be somebody who goes from like CVS to CVS who's like into getting, I mean, it could be you. Steven Shea. I've been to different CVS. But there's got to be someone who's like obsessed with it, who loves getting. Aren't there people that collect STDs?

What? Bug catchers? Wait, well, what? University of Delaware students. Yeah,

that's what it is. Bowling Green. Damn. Bowling Green's got a lot? Bowling Green leads them back in STDs. Really? Wow.

Huh. Good for them. I just made up like six years ago and I just tell everyone about. I think it's true enough. I have said that one a lot.

I mean, it just sounds right. Yeah. What was your guys' update on Coleman? They covered by like 30 points yesterday. Yeah, I explained it. There's people who are going to be mad, but I sent it to Dave. Dave looked at all his stuff. He said that it's interesting what he's doing.

He said he didn't jump out off the screen. Keep grinding. I told him, keep grinding. He said he didn't jump out off the screen. Keep grinding. I told him, keep grinding. Take the other job, and I'll help him. I'll coach him up. If I see something funny, I'll retweet it. Build your audience. And, yeah, to be continued.

Cool. Yeah, doors still open. That's a fun update. Yeah. Why don't we just steal his idea? Yeah. Good. Yeah. We don't we just steal his idea? Yeah. Yeah. We don't have anyone who wants to work that hard.

16 games in 13 days? Yeah. Thanks. Well, KB already divorced them. No, I said if it's the best option for both parties, go with it. Don't be afraid. Don't have this fear, this innate fear of divorce. Why?

There's such thing as like clean divorces. Right. That's your life you're bargaining. Yeah. I heard that Enrique Iglesias

and Anna Kournikova never even got married. What? They still co-parent like very successfully. Wow. And he wears a wig. I love that.

Does he? Yep. No, no, no. Prove it. TJ, pull that up. No no way enrique iglesias wears a wig yep what's cornucopia looking like these days same shit right i didn't know they were ever together oh yeah power couple kids you'd think i would know three kids i still listen to a lot of enrique Iglesias. That's a wig. That's not a wig.

It's a wig. Oh. Oh. Oh no. That's a wig. Oh. See. That would be.

Oh yeah. A wig. Does say that. Oh. Why. Well he had enough money to get hair plugs. Why wouldn't he just

get some hair plugs. I think a wig would just be easier. Sometimes I do think wig life would be easier. Just pop on a new style every day. You'd be a toupee guy? Oh my god, I'd get the worst toupee ever and I would just tear people to say something.

Like one that literally is like miscolored. My sideburns are brown and my toupee is just like jet black. I was a dude at the airport that has that. Yeah. They're always huffing and puffing. Like a pinky ring, a toupee is just like jet black. I was a dude at the airport that has that. Yeah. Yeah. They're always hopping and popping. Like a pinky ring, a toupee, maybe gain about 100 pounds.

What are you going to say? Not for that exact same jumpsuit. Exact same jumpsuit. Just have like a sausage in my pocket at all times. Yeah. Maybe nosh on. What are you going to say? That sounds nice.

Like a long circular sausage or just a stick? Stick. Sausage stick. Maybe as a necklace. Every day I just chew it. Like how you have fruit loops on there. Yeah, we should do that for Tank. The sausage necklace?

He could start eating his necklaces. Yeah. Wouldn't that be better? Do that for everybody. You know what that's called? Because they make adult necklaces like that just for chewing. It's called chew-ery. Chew-ery? it's called jewelry jewelry and it's meant for adults who yeah frank had whatever frank's got going on with the chewing that it wasn't a real lego on that necklace it was spongy yeah it was

accidentally touched it once and it's like a special material i did like the frank on the uh on sunday withins. We're trying to make it to the playoffs. He brought his metal rec specs. Yeah. So they could withstand whatever was going to take place. In his video yesterday, he just snapped his glasses. Yeah, he's the strongest guy I know. Snapped them.

Yeah, jewelry. They make all kinds of. Tua being out has been not great today. Yeah. You've been reminding him about every 10 minutes. I just don't know if he knows. You never know. He's going to the game on Sunday?

Yeah, which I didn't realize Sunday at 1 o'clock means he's not going to be on the stream Saturday or Sunday. No. I don't know how I missed that. That's a big oversight, but he has to go to the game. Has to go to the game. What an ass-whipping that game's going to be. Are they flying or driving? But it also gives me a nice uh flying it gives me a nice because frank always complains to me that he never gotten to see one of his teams in the playoffs so he's

gonna get to check mark latman's gonna send me to miami get fan reactions yeah that show was funny though yeah made uh random walker well me uh via big cat yeah very funny blocks joke too That show was funny though Brandon Walker Via Big Cat Very funny Blocks joke too The Twin Towers Oh yeah thank you That was actually my buddy Murphy's idea Paid him a hundred bucks to get signatures I crowdsource

No shit on Murphy? Murphy sounds like a smart guy Shout out to Birdies though Really cool bar They let us film there All I have to do is get Big Cat. Shout out to Birdies, the really cool bar. They let us film there. All I have to do is get Big Cat to say, I love Birdies. Oh, okay.

I love Birdies. They're going to be playing that. They have a big screen. Love it. That's a great name for a bar. Yeah, it was a cool bar. Birdies? I love Birdies,

giving them a backup option. Okay, there we go. I love Birdies. Birdies is the best god damn bar in Fort Worth let me make sure the name is right birdies is the rival you know you get a birdies you get a high noon you can get a high noon at birdies

high noon is a hard seltzer with real vodka real juice and sparkling water it's actually made with vodka and not with malt like other hard seltzers real vodka real juice for real fans just like us head over to your local liquor store and get some today Brandon what's your favorite type peach malt like other hard seltzers. Real vodka, real juice for real fans just like us. Head over to your local liquor store and get some today. Brandon, what's your favorite type?

Peach. Yeah, it's not for the fake fans. Fake fans probably drink something else. Real fans? Peach. Drink peach. Peach. I like the watermelon. I like grapefruit.

I hate watermelon. It reminds me of Fresca. That was a good review we saw from that Alabama fan last night. I didn't see it. I saw it this morning on the train But I was on the train and I couldn't get it So I just didn't go back to it Yeah he was just very deep south

So High Noon is everywhere right now Head over to your local liquor store and get some today You can find it everywhere They got the party packs Summer's gonna be here before you know it Before you know it I drink the shit year-round, though. I do, too.

I'll high noon at any time, and so does everybody. Yeah, but summertime. Summertime. You really. Banging high noons every day. All the time. The best. Right, TJ?

Banging them. Banging high noons. Sass, let's hear your impression of a high noon opening. Pretty good. Oh, the high noon says It sounded like a peach It does Yeah High noon's just happy to be open

The sound of the world brother The fucking sound of the world I like the way you're handling that axe It's heavier than you think It really is Yeah No I've Whoa We should play the knife game No Why not you're handling that axe. It's heavier than you think. It really is. Yeah. No, I've... Whoa!

We should play the knife game. No. Why not? That shit looks... The one that Donnie does? Yeah, I used to play that in college, too. That looks miserable.

What's that? Chop through your fingers? No, you just throw a knife to each other. Oh. Oh. And then they'll show how sharp the knife is.

Yeah. It's like the sharpest knife ever, and they're just throwing it across the room. It's very fun. Very dangerous. Yeah. We just have to focus. And then you have a couple high noons.

Throw the knife. Brandon, did somebody message you the Asian version of your son? Are you going to throw it to me? No. I got it. I got a full Chinese Tommy Walker. Oh!

Oh, shit! Fast! How do you miss that? You threw it way in front of me. Fass. You broke the axe. Jesus Christ. What do you mean I threw it way in front of you?

It was a very well-made axe. I said I didn't want to throw it at me. That was a good throw. Isn't that a Wisconsin thing? Yeah. It's the axe, bro. Why is it hollow? I have another one in my...

It's the 3D printed. Oh, so can we break that one too? Yeah, well, let's see if we throw it to the sass. Your son broke a window. You have that clip of sass? That was a perfect throw. The Paul Bunyan... He got scared.

You would have died with the knife. Paul Bunyan's axe. I said I didn't want it. God. It was just coming at me It would be sharp You sat up I sat up because all of a sudden

It was in the middle of the air Heading towards me No you sat up before It can't be in the middle of the air I love this shit That was a fumble I fucking love this shit man You broke the axe

I didn't break shit He wouldn't have broken it If Ronan never picked it up In the first place Ronan stop picking up things off the Brandon Walker shelf. Oh, you can't push me for what I did instinctually. You can't pick up things.

Break the Mississippi State Santa. Let's see the Santa. Don't break the Mississippi State Santa. We'll catch it. We're not going to break this. We're not going to break it. Jesus Christ. I thought the axe was wood. Brandon, pass, catch. Redemption, redemption. Oh! Jesus Christ Holy shit I thought the axe was wood I'm not gonna throw it I'm not gonna throw it Brandon Pass catch

Oh no Redemption Redemption Oh Offed hands Throw it back Throw it across the room Come on

Throw it back I don't wanna do this I'm gonna break Alright once everybody gets one catch We can put it back Okay yeah But if you don't catch it Alright good good

I haven't gotten a catch Kyle or run Throw it to me and Kyle you decide 50-50 well all three all three that was an aggressive catch

holy shit hold on hold on now oh Kate yeah oh yeah oh

that's two catches for Kyle. Oh, right here. All right, that's enough. Right here. I haven't caught one. I haven't caught one. He just keeps intercepting me. Oh, no.

Dumb bitch. Oh, my God. How would you do that? Oh, my God. Bro, Santa's legs. Santa's legs are broken. Santa's legs are fucking snapped off at the femur. His legs are mangled.

Oh, no. He has 11 months to recover. The best time for him to sustain this injury. Oh, no, Santa. It wasn't even a high throw. The little boy. He's taking a knee? The little boy lost a foot.

Yeah, what kind of politics does Santa have? Oh. Oh. All right, it's fixed. Brandon, you broke my fucking statue? Kate fucking trying to be Magic Johnson over here. Look, this is fine. Just put it back just like this.

Just like that. Carefully. Put it back just like that How much did that cost? This is good slapstick It is It's just also great Like not a lot to talk about

Let's just start breaking shit Alright No stay away from the Brandon Walker show please Katie will really You need new shit, dude. All this shit is old. Yeah, that's facts. I just got the Santa thing yesterday.

Hey, you didn't want it. You spat in TJ's face. I did not. I did not. You did. You said it wasn't Christmas anymore. Why did you get me this? Well, it wasn't Christmas anymore.

But also, if you loved the gift, you would have tried to stop him. Jim Harbaugh was already broke. Harbaugh was already broke. I put it down, and then you guys asked... Not the Chanticleer, bro. Oh, then you guys asked. Not the Chanticleer, bro. That one's nice. Not the Chanticleer. I'm not going to drop this one.

I don't think that we're going to. Katie really went to effort to get this one. This will not be dropped. Chauncey. Everyone will catch this one. Oh.

Oh, wow. That almost snapped the head off. If we destroy that thing, it's like a thousand. Do one so I die for it. It's like we're on a boat. He's good. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh, my God. Oh, we're... You got a fragile shelf here. That's a fragile shelf. I want to just dump the whole shelf over. Nothing else is even breakable. Frank will fix that one. That's a fragile shelf. I want to just dump the whole shelf over. Give it to Frank.

Frank will fix that one. That one is fixable. That one's just a little glue. Damn. There's a lot of broken shit up there. This is the last one that's even breakable

and it's so well made that it's like so sturdy that it's not nothing's going to happen to it. I don't want it. I don't want it. No. Why do you keep giving it back?

Oh, no. It withstood that. Yeah, that one's sturdy as fuck. It's also sharp. That one is sharp. Nice snag. Whoa. Perfect catch.

TJ. Oh, this could maybe break the window. Nice snag. Whoa. Perfect catch. This would be a... TJ. Yeah. Oh, this could maybe break the window. This definitely could break the window. Why? For Tommy. No.

Because you keep saying my son's name. When the window gets broken, Dave's going to say, who fucking broke the window? Tommy Walker. Oh, it's because of Tommy Walker. What is it called? A broken window theory? When one window breaks, it's easier to break the next window. Yeah.

That's a fact. This thing would... I mean, this would just go straight through the window. Oh, it's sad. This would just stick in the window. It wouldn't even break the glass. Oh, my God. That's going to be a great dad. Jesus Christ.

So good. That one. Brandon, I will buy you some new bobbleheads. You need it? Donate them. Let me tell you something. It's a new season. The last show of the Brandon Walker College Football Show for this season will be tomorrow.

It's the last one. Then we're shutting it down until the summer when I'll be in Chicago. Our next show will probably be in Chicago. Right. So I'll have maybe a different studio set up. So just tip the whole fucking thing over. That's on you. If you want to tip it over, tip the fucking thing over.

Maybe you want to grab a... Get the high noon at least. I was going to say the Mike Leach. Do it on Friday. Fishbowl Friday and we'll destroy the fish stuff. Smash room. We've already smashed all the breakable stuff. No. The plastic ones are just very easy to break and not as satisfying. Rip the head off that stuffed animal. Ceramics.

Behind the cowbell. That's a plush, I think. That's a stuffed animal, is it not? Oh. No, why would you? I don't know if he can do it. Yo. I don't know if he can do it. Yo. I don't know if he can do it.

He's usually better with real birds. You've done this before, Kyle. He's got the twist and pull. This isn't going to happen. Really? That thing's well made. Is that creighton? Oh!

Kyle. Oh, man. This is just fun. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'll buy you new fun. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'll buy you new stuff. Yeah. Let's pick it out.

What school is he in? Hold on. We got beef. Hold on. What? What? Me and you? Hold on.

Hold on. What's our beef? Oh, child. What's that? Did it say King of the South? It's a barstool cowbell. Signed by? One day.

Signed by? One day. Signed by? I wasn'tbell. Signed by? One day. Signed by? One day. Signed by? I wasn't here. Signed by LeBron James. You had Ben Mint sign this, hottie-tottie with a penis on it, and then you said, you texted me because I was upset. This is my custom-made cowbell.

Somebody made it for me, and I was upset, and you said, I'll make sure he cleans it. I'll make sure it gets cleaned, and it's still there. What does it say at the bottom? LeBron James. LeBron James signed it. That's how I cleaned it up. The value goes up bottom? LeBron James. LeBron James signed it. That's how I cleaned it up. The value goes up.

How many cowbells has LeBron James signed? Probably zero. It's your favorite basketball. You said you were going to clean that. And it says LeBron James. How was he going to clean that? LeBron James. Yeah.

That's the only way to clean it up. I can't remember how that happened. I apologize. I wasn't here and you said, let's be a dick to Brandon. No, no, no. Very easy. There was something else that happened. There had to I wasn't here and you said, let's be a dick to Brandon. No, no, no. There was something else that happened. There had to have been. You probably did something. It says hottie totty with a penis on it.

You have so many cowbells. Nick, I swear to fucking God. No, no, no. I'm just looking at it. I want to see Mincy's signature. Well, and LeBron James. Yeah, and LeBron's. What is that? Oh.

Wait, Kyle. Kyle, use your foot and bring your heel through it. I have no foot dexterity. All I need is Michigan football and my dog. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, dude.

Oh, Kyle. This guy is fucking awesome. I think this is exactly what Kyle needed. Kyle. This guy is fucking awesome. I think this is exactly what Kyle needed. Yeah. He's also just moved farther and farther back. I didn't even notice. Oh, yeah. Brandon, I will help purchasing whatever you want for the news.

Let's make a wish list right now. Let's do the wish list. That could be fun. Again, we're going to have a new studio. I know. Or then. Whatever you want, we'll put in there. Penn State stuff. Oh, there we go. Let's do the wish list. That could be fun. Again, we're going to have a new studio. I know. Or then. Whatever you want, we'll put in there. Penn State stuff.

Oh, there we go. Let's see that again. I got some Penn State stuff. Wait, let's see that again. That's just a fumble. No. Alligator armed it. You said, yeah, you got away from it. Yeah, that look is.

Oh, no. And if that didn't break, none of the other stuff would have broken. That's probably true. Yeah. Broken window. It really is. It's broken window. Big Cat also gives the look, the nod, like you're ready for this.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a ruling in my favor. Yeah. Brandon, what do you want on your new wish list? Joe Pah statue? Yeah. Give me a...

What's your favorite bobblehead? I'll buy a bobblehead right now. Can we get the actual Joe Pah statue? Oh, yeah. Give me a... What's your favorite bobblehead? I'll buy a bobblehead right now. Can we get the actual Joe Pah statue that's in storage? Yeah, it's just in there. Let's get everybody who's canceled or something. Can we get Reggie Bush's Heisman?

That'd be funny. Whatever. Who else is canceled? Juan Dixon? Brandon, are you going to go see... Juan Dixon canceled? After his player was like fucking the... Did you miss this, Nick?

The cop in state sex scandal? Oh, I missed it. Yeah, I missed it. I got deep into it. Brandon, you too? I missed it. Break it down for him. Boom, Brandon, I just bought you a bobblehead.

Who is it? Anthony Fauci. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, let's all get Brandon a secret bobblehead. Oh, yeah. Yeah, then we'll reveal them all. I'll get another one besides Anthony Fauci, but I'm getting the Anthony Fauci.

So I had the Dolezal book on there somewhere. Dolezal? Dolezal. She signed it. By the way, so we did the Christmas show, and then we didn't talk to each other for a couple of weeks. And I texted Kate, like, a couple days ago, and the last text we had was me showing her Dolezal's titties.

So I got to relive that and then the other day chay sent me uh this i was like asking about this indoor kids play place and so when he texted me the text before that was the magic pussy eating video that i forgot about too oh yeah yeah we'll all get you a bobblehead i haven't watched it yet magic pussy eating i thought it was just uh i thought he said it's like the tutorial. It's a tutorial, right? On how to eat pussy. I haven't watched it yet. Did Pat watch it?

No. That's what he needs to watch it. I should send it to him. Yeah. I'm getting you some good bobbleheads right now. How many bobbleheads are you getting? I found a Bernie Sanders one. Oh, sitting in the little chair.

Oh, Ron, your face is doing something. What are you doing? This Marge shot bobblehead. It cost $2.20. I'm going to get it for you anyway. I don't need a Marge shot bobblehead. It cost $220. I'm going to get it for you anyway. I don't need a Marge shot bobblehead for $220. I just got you Muhammad. Ali or just the prophet?

The prophet, yeah. A Marge shot bobblehead, dude. Why the hell would they have made this? I was trying to find a Bill Cosby one. So she made it when she owned it. She would like that. I know, and the only one that I could find, it's $800. Well, I mean, you gave him a $500 speaker.

I'm not giving you an $800 Bill Cosby bobblehead. That speaker rocks. Did anyone get him the Hillary Clinton yet? Ooh. I don't need, I don't. Maybe some football? Okay, football bobblehead. Marge Schott was a sports gal.

She was. She owned the reds though not the not the bengals i gotta create a youtube all right fucking ebay account bro all right are bobbleheads strictly an american thing like are we the only one like that's us right that's they had to have been made here right right i've never seen big cat which fauci one did you get standing there. There's a couple, yeah. There's one of him throwing the first pitch with a map. Oh, that's good.

Sports themed. We got to clean up this room. Spider has a big interview. Oh, that's right. Oh, shit. Yeah, 2.30. Is it faster to throw it all away or break it until it disintegrates? It's not sand.

TJ, what time are we doing the pro football show? I'm working on three. Okay. I need to confirm with the on-schedule guy. We might have to get out early because this guy's right there. We said 2.30, didn't we? All right, we can leave at 2.15 for them. Who is it?

Are we allowed to say? All the ones that you shouldn't have are really expensive. What was your dead dog's name? I found something nice. Oh, that was Maggie. All right, I'm going to get a little... Sam's still alive. He's with Mama down there.

Bad Cemetery kind of. Oh, yeah, you were in Mississippi. Yeah, I was. Oh, man, we haven't seen each other in a long time. No, we haven't. Sam's doing good at Mama's house. He's going to stay with her. Do you...

When thinking about how this all went down you do blame sass right if he had caught that axe none of this would have happened i feel like even though sass did drop the axe and really let us all down i feel like it was headed that way anyway yeah kyle had that look in his eye from the beginning got your bobble head well this is cool i got you some stadium art for the miss for dav Wade. Oh, I like that. Yeah. That's nice. That is nice.

Boom. Done. What side are you on? I got a great one. See Amazon? I'm going to have to buy this one for myself. Yeah, I kind of want this one too. Hey, which one did you get?

We're just bobblehead buying right now? Yeah, we're replenishing your whole entire... None of them. Oh, I'm pumped for this one. I like the little flowers that bobble around. Oh, nice. Is there... $24 for Drake?

Are there bobbleheads of Barstool people? Do we sell a Frank Fleming bobblehead? Ooh. I feel like we should. We should. Yak bobbleheads, maybe? Short porch, guys. We're supposed to get one in 2020.

No. At the Staten Island Yankees, and then that team no longer exists. It cost... It wound up being $255 for the Marge shot bobblehead. I didn't ask for it. It wound up being $255 for it. I think it's still in the box. You can keep it if you'd like.

Oh, look at this. What the hell do I want with a Marge Schott bubble? What the hell do I want? You align with her ideologically. Is she a hero? Yes. Did she speak her mind? Yes.

She was an original free speech. She was a bold gal. Yeah, she was. You guys know who Marge Schott is? No, you've said it 13 times. She was a notoriously racist owner of the Cincinnati Reds. One time she had a reporter walking around in her home and opened up a drawer and there was like a Nazi arm band.

Yeah, she was a firecracker. She kind of got canceled, but she kind of didn't. She just went right through the cancellation. Yeah, when you own a team, you can kind of do that. She got suspended for a year by Major League Baseball once, just for being blatantly- Which is crazy, because that was, what, the 80s? Early 90s? Early 90s, yeah.

But still, that's so nuts that- So did Steinbrenner, right? But she did have a cute dog, Shotzi. Did Steinbrenner get suspended for a year? I don't know if he got a year. He might have. But I don't- Yeah, he did.

But the way that they forced out old boy on the Clippers. Sterling. Or the guy in fucking Phoenix. Yeah. Sarver or whatever. Like, everybody's just getting forced out. And Schott was just like, yeah, I'll just take the suspension

and watch from home. But she hated everybody. I think she hated... Duh. Yeah. She was full of hate. We don't have enough of her anymore. It regulates things.

It's not the head. Oh, I know. That's not the head that's bobbling. Oh, that's a... Did you buy me a bobble, Pete? That's a rough 75. Marge shot? Yeah.

Well, she came through the Depression. Yeah, she was born rough. Dust bowl. She did a lot of hard living to wind up how she... The name Marge is pretty much done in our society too, isn't it? Yeah. Marge. Marge, but she was Marge. Marge seems kind much done in our society too, isn't it? Yeah. Margaret? Margaret, but she was Marge.

Margaret seems kind of done anyway, but yeah. Margo had a moment with Robbie. I like the name Margaret. Marge not so much. I love Margaret and Maggie. Yeah. Marge not so much. Maggie's dead.

I think once you get over 200 pounds as a woman, you become a Marge. Large Marge. All of them? Large Marge. Marge. Yeah. In Texas, that's a bachelor party boat. Large Marge. Large Marge. All of them? Large Marge. In Texas, that's a bachelor party boat. Large Marge?

Large Marge, the party barge. Nice. We're at Galveston? Austin. Oh, nice. Yeah. Large Marge sent you. I'm not buying anything, Brandon.

Oh, wow. You're the one who started this. A lot of information you got to enter. You don't have an Amazon? Just do your Apple Pay. I'm on bobbleheads.com. Holy shit. Oh.

I'll do that for you. I keep on picking one and then being... What did you pick? Well, I picked Zelensky and then I canceled Zelensky and then I found AOC. I already have that one.

And now I'm still looking. Just get them both. No. They're expensive. How much? $30. He just spent $2.55. Come on. Oh, it makes a lot more money than I do that's not true I know I've

seen your stand-up comedy crowds now they're ravenous ravenous they throw money at you like you're a common whore they do I like the emphasis on whore there that was a lot of good ones, though. They don't have a lot of sports, huh? You can, like, go by the... I just went to best selling, and I'm on, like, the 40th page right now.

Should we spin our wheel? J.K. Rowling wants $309. What? That's bullshit. You could probably get a custom one for less than that. I know. What are you doing? What do you think? What? Can I pull this off? I think so. You could probably get a custom one for less than that. I know. What are you doing? What do you think?

What? Can I pull this off? I think so. Oh. Oh. I think as long as the rest of your outfit's super neutral. Let's see. Let's see.

Show the camera so everyone can judge. How much were those? I don't know. So I had a moment last week. I like those, Brandon. I was mentally going through it last week pretty bad. And I had a night where I just bought eight pairs of shoes and as I get them in, they get progressively

uglier and uglier. Are those blazers? Yeah. Didn't you say yesterday you're done with blazers? I did and then these arrived. I forgot about my night. I like those. I actually like them. I think those play. But you said they progressively get... You gotta get the inside, TJ, because that's

where the paisley pattern is. Get my shoes, too. If you wear it with anything else flashy, though, you're an asshole. I didn't wear anything flashy. No, that's what I'm saying. I went neutral. People are still making fun of my Air Monarchs. I don't care.

You've worn them every day. They're so comfortable. Really? You should buy like 10 pairs. I already bought two more. Just keep them fresh. Dude, they're comfortable. I don't know what to say.

Do they make those in all colors? Because I've only ever seen those. They have red and black, too. Yeah, I think I got a gray pair coming. I mean, Hannah Cook was just roasting me. I was like, I don't know what you want me to say. They're comfortable. I saw her Naruto running on the way into the office.

What? Naruto running with the arms straight back. Does someone want to show what that is? I don't know what that is, yeah. Running in a big cat? That's some sort of... Can you show what Naruto running is? Is he on that shit?

It's like when you run with your arms straight out back. Oh! Yeah, you run faster. Aerodynamic. How could you be faster? Your arms aren't generating any power. And mints. Aerodynamic. How could you be faster? Your arms aren't generating any power. And mints. Aerodynamic, though.

They're not slowed down by wind. Speed daemon, speed daemon. Wow. Speed daemon, speed daemon. Yeah, look at those. I think I'm just going to be Air Monarchs now. They're so affordable. Will Compton will probably end up stealing it from you.

I think he might have a pair, so I can't claim it. He's been rocking them for a while. They're comfortable. They're so comfortable. I don't know what to do. Look at that. When's he getting here? Friday.

What are they coming for, for the streams? Streams and the tank race on Friday. Remember, dress Tropical Friday. Oh, fuck. It's like a beach day. It's like a beach day. It's like a beach day. You send a text on like... I was doing fun shirt Friday with Ebo.

Well, you can do fun shirt Friday. Tropical shirts are pretty fun. Yeah, let's go tropical. We're escaping to the beach in our minds for the day. If you're watching the show on Friday, also dress tropical. Are we filling the whole studio with sand? Yes. Ideally.

We can start by breaking down some of those bobbleheads. There's palm trees on this block over here that sells all the plants, too. I think we could probably get some. I'll buy one. Little trees. There's a huge palm tree. Should we do a test run of the tanks tomorrow? I guess today or tomorrow I'm going to have to.

I'm free tomorrow. I can help if you need me. You should just do it during the show. TJ, you tell Tim Hitchings to kiss my ass. Oh, he's a loser. He's a fucking loser. He's a loser. What'd he do?

He quote tweeted this, all of us, destruction, said this wouldn't have happened if Brandon had shown appreciation for TJ. Facts. All right. This is like the Onion headline. Worst man you know makes salient point. That's what just happened with Tim Hitchings. Yeah, just show the face.

Worst person you know just made a good point. just happened with Tim Hitchings. Yeah, just show the face. Yeah, worst person you know just made a good point. Fuck you, Tim Hitchings. How about that? You ever think about that? No, you can't. You can't fuck him. Well, not fuck Tim Hitchings. I don't think you could.

I don't think you could. In the moment of truth, I don't think you could get your dick hard enough. No, I think you could, but I think when your dick was pressed against the asshole, you couldn't break the threshold. I don't think you could bring yourself to it. You would not. Yeah, you don't think you could get your dick hard enough. No, I think you could, but I think when your dick was pressed against the asshole, you couldn't break the threshold. I don't think you could bring yourself to it. You would not. Yeah, you wouldn't enter. For starters, your big dick.

We're talking about Brandon. Your big, your wide-ass cock would not. We're talking about Brandon fucking TJ's dad in the butt. I think you could get to the point where you're knocking on the door. You're right there. I won't be able to do it. Wipe your feet. And then it's. I won't be able to do it. Just the tip. Wipe your feet.

Yeah. And then it's just like, nope, can't do it. You're going to need to give him a trough of poppers. Like, you're going to need to have a paint bucket full of poppers to loosen him up enough. That might not even be enough. But if he goes in and it doesn't hit any walls, what's that? It ain't a fuck. Ain't a fuck.

You got to at least rub against a single wall. Y'all caught my bluff on this. I regret opening this door. I've never been closer to muting the entire show. Alright, spin that wheel. We got a wheel reset yesterday, Nicky. Oh, very cool. Super.

Uh-oh. Oh, this will be nice. Oh. Okay. First one. I would rather it be death to the yak. This is going to be really hard. So.

Second spin? Yeah. First spin. Eliminator, eliminator. First spin, second spin. So everyone has to earnestly compliment. I feel sick to earnestly compliment the person they have. You cannot, there can't be any sarcasm or anything. Not an ounce.

Yeah, we'll police that. Seriously, not even an underlying undertone, overtone, nothing. 100% genuine and real. I want there to be no layers to it. I want it to be straight up compliment. This is going to be the hardest thing we've ever done. And there's no self-effacing either. You can't talk shit on yourself to big someone else up.

That's not a compliment. Yeah, you can't say, oh. Also, you can't air it to me. First one's a complimenter. Yes. The second one's a complimentee. Yes. And you can't be like a girl signing my yearbook and say, you're nice.

No, no. What it should be is the first one is a complimenter, the second one's a complimentee, and then we spin for the complimentee, so it's just a circle. Keep going. No, just one round. No, it's compliment minute. It's one round.

Start the clock. We'll go as many as we can. Everyone gets a compliment for a minute. Oh, okay. Yeah, so if it lands on Brandon and Roan, Brandon compliments Roan, and then we spin and Roan compliments the next person. And then we come all the way back to Brandon.

Oh, I was counting on not having to do this. Oh, fuck. Everyone has to do it. It's a whole minute of compliments. And we will... Everyone who's not involved in the compliments has to be an arbiter of own... What's a genuine? Genuine. Genuinity. Genuinen own. What's a genuine? Genuine.

Genuinity. Genuineness? Is that a word? Genuine. Genuity. You have to sing pony. Do the Pizza Hut ad real quick, Brandon. Pizza Hut is delicious. I will compliment Pizza Hut all day long because they've got fantastic pizzas. It's the

taste of my childhood. They have the new Pizza Hut Melts, which is their delicious thin and crispy crust. And it is folded over with the best toppings in the world. They have the meat lovers. They have the veggie. They have the pepperoni. And the buffalo chicken, I believe, is the other one. I haven't tried that one, but the others that I have tried.

You're just lifting those off the top? Absolutely delicious. Yes, I know everything about the Pizza Hut Melts. I know everything about Pizza Hut. I love it. The Pizza Hut in West Point, Mississippi is open. So if you're driving on Highway 45 right now past Mossy Oak or Walmart, stop by Pizza Hut and get you some delicious.

4th Street, 5th Street. 6th Street even. Don't even matter. Come on by. I didn't know Mossy Oak had their own brick and mortars. Well, they only have one in West Point, Mississippi. Wow, very cool. The headquarters. Mossy Oak's from West Point, mortars. Well, they only have one in West Point. Wow, very cool. The headquarters.

Mossy Oak's from West Point, you know. I had no idea. Just like myself. Pizza Hut's right on Main Street, right on the highway in Main Street, besides the Relax Inn. So if you want to stop there and do something, you can also get some Pizza Hut. I would say Pizza Hut's on the mainstream of all our hearts.

Oh, yeah. I would agree. And Pizza Hut Melt is the main attraction this week because it on the mainstream of all our hearts. Oh, yeah. I would agree. Pizza Hut Melt is the main attraction this week because it is. It's only $6.99, Kate. Did your Pizza Hut have that clock that just said it's always time for pizza? It had a Galaga machine and it had that one wall. It had the red

minute hand. Yeah. Second hand. That would tick. It would tick. Great lamps. Pizza Hut still has the best glasses in the history of the restaurant game. The thick red glasses. Could Tommy break those? Probably. All right.

All right. Compliment time? Do you like that chair better? Nah. I think we should just do two people. No. V1. Here we go.

Spin it. How do you win? You don't. This is Complimenter. Brandon, we'll be starting. I'll compliment somebody And then it will come back to you You have to make eye contact

No you have to make eye contact Are you guys premeditating You have to lock eyes with the person you're complimenting Yeah baby Lock eyes I'll tell you when I gotta go a full minute I'm already uncomfortable

I don't want this. Oh, it's a minute. All right. Ready, set, go. I mean, listen. This is Nicky. You're Nicky Clicky. Why are you not looking at me?

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You're just turning everybody against me. No, I'm not. Just compliment the guy. Your beard looks fantastic these days. I like your green pants. Your dad is a terrific friend of mine, and I'm sure his lineage goes on through you. I can't go on minutes. Keep going. Keep going.

I like your San Francisco Giants hat. It looks very good. You're funny. Say that. You have good manners at the desk we share together. Pretty good at drawing. You're a terrific drawer. You've helped design three of my logos.

Yeah, I think that might be it. You designed the wrestling logo, and it was the best part of wrestling. And they should bring wrestling back. Do you agree? Oh, whoa! Wet, wet, wet! I just thought I would figure, I just thought I would drop that in. One more and you're getting wet. Okay, no more wrestling. Five.

Good Carhartt sweatshirt. Four. Great hair. Terrific drawer. Three, two. Probably a good dancer. One. That was so uncomfortable.

That was so uncomfortable. I like that. I have to call in the next person. Oh, no, Sass. Everybody has to go through what I just went through. Yes. All right, go ahead. That should have been easy.

That was horrible. That's a long minute. We can't even compliment each other for one minute. So when do I get complimented? At the end. So Nick compliments Roan? Roan, yeah. Here we go, Nick.

All you gotta do is you gotta slow down your pace. Three, two, one. Lock eyes, Roan. Roan, I know for a fact you'd be able to fuck TJ's dad. Any given moment. Enter him. Destroy him. I know for a fact. and you do it well.

You're clever. Off the cuff, nobody compares. Roan, you carry a conversation like no other. I don't even know if you're interested, but you feign it well. I know that for a fact. Do I trust you? Hell no. Do I want to? Very much so.

Can't allow myself. Maybe that's more about me. Probably more about me. You are who I aspire to be at this company. When you quit. I'm not trying to take anything you're doing now. But when you quit, when did you say? I'll fill in.

I'll try to fill in the best. Fill in like you'd fill in TJ's dad. And Rose. Five. Your rap battles are outrageous. I've watched them all. I'm not even going to compliment your apparel because that seems too easy. That's low-hanging

fruit. One. Kamasta on a tire swing. So, Nick, was that worse for you to compliment or get complimented? I would rather compliment, I think. Getting complimented is hell. It's absolute hell. So much worse. Alright, next up.

God damn it. This sucks so much. It sucks full ass. It's not that bad. It's terrible. Just fucking get a compliment, bro. And I also bet you know all of Barenaked Ladies one week. Yes, Ben.

Chicken to China, the Chinese chicken. all right here we go ron on to sass look at them ready set go sass without an ounce of sarcasm or hyperbole i see your future as going past maybe anybody that I know. I think that your ceiling is so high that it's really only within you to reach that potential. And I think that there's really just so much of it. I think it's almost a guarantee that you'll get there because your work ethic and your dedication to your craft is almost unmatched. And it's not like you do it with this greedy, jealous energy where you want everybody to love and see you, but more like you want to make sure that you're doing the best thing because you want to fulfill yourself.

It's this self-knowledge, self-awareness, worldliness that almost makes you wise beyond your years, but with an eternal youth that you can kind of dole out to anybody at your own will. You have a great diet, a great sense of your body, and you know what's cool, you know what's right. That got me amped up. That was great.

Give me a minute with Sass. I want him too. I want him too. What a good guy. All right, Sass. This is going to be tough, Sass. You got this, bro. You got this.

This will be so easy. Has Sass ever spoken to TJ? This is perfect. I don't even have to look at him either. All right, ready, set, go. TJ, when I think about TJ, I look back to the days before TJ was on the act. Talk to him. I can't see him.

Talk to him. Stop his time. Oh, no. Don't stop my time. What? Say one compliment. I was getting there, and you guys cut me off. Okay.

Ready, set, go. All right, TJ. When I think about before he was on the act when our former producer was terrible, and then we got a real producer, someone who actually knows their way around the ones and twos. And it changed the act forever. We added the wheel, which changed the act. It made it better. And I would say it made it better because of TJ.

He's a core member of the act. Every time he's not here when we have to do, when you boys have to do your little football show, it sucks for the first 30 minutes because we have Che pulling up shit and fucking it up completely. Watch it. You're throwing things at other people. I'm not supposed to be complimenting Che. Yeah. I'm complimenting TJ

and talking about how much better Five second penalty. He hasn't been. Keep going. But yeah, stop. Don't get negative. TJ, you are a gamer, which I also appreciate

as a fellow gamer myself. I'd love to run some Warzone sometime. I assume you'd be able to keep up with me and my crew. We run fast, but I know you run fast as well, and I appreciate that about you. Five. You're a hell of a gamer and a hell of a producer. I believe you're an executive producer

now or something like that. You're just naming a title. Senior producer. That's really impressive of you, and I'm happy for you. Three, two, one. Congratulations on everything. Congratulations on everything. Congratulations on everything. I'm closer to throwing up now than I have been. It was way easier then. Yeah.

And being complimented. It's not bad. Being complimented is hell. Being complimented is hell. I'm worried that I'm going to... The real problem is if I end up in a torture chamber of KB complimenting me and then me complimenting K. That will be the Bermuda Triangle of compliments. is if I end up in a torture chamber of KB complimenting me and then me complimenting Jay. That will be the Bermuda Triangle of compliments.

You better hope you have a cyanide pill in your molar. I can't think of anything worse. Oh, my God. Eye contact with Kyle for a minute and then having to compliment Jay. I don't think me and Kyle added up all together. I don't think we've made a minute of eye contact in the three years that I've known him. Yeah. All right, let's just do that.

TJ, you compliment Kate, and Kate will compliment KB, and then KB will compliment me, and I'll compliment Jay. Well, you're taking away the wheel. All right, fine. Go wheel. Wheel, wheel, wheel. Wheel nose. Wheel nose. I love this palette.

That's very nice. Just TJ complimenting. Oh, look at the wheel nose. Oh, first step complete. First step complete. Oh, look at the First step complete Oh look at great eye contact Yeah Alright TJ ready Don't make it weird bro

Kate I think you've added a lot to this show I think that like having a strong Female voice in the room was really important To bring in a new audience and I think that you Take a lot of pride in that I know that we all appreciate how much effort you put into the show. And that's like reflective in things like the Christmas special. Like you don't have to go above and beyond, but you do. And I think that shows that you're really committed to making this show better and taking advantage of... It's so hard to

listen. My mouth is doing weird things. Taking advantage of the opportunity that you have in front of you. And we all appreciate the effort that you put in and look forward to you know what more you can have in store for the future tomorrow or friday should be awesome and we know that we could trust you with stuff like that like if we need you know somebody to build something or be that mother motherly role for the show that that you'll pull it off i know that you're a great mother to your child and that you're a great friend of people in the office and one of the funniest people at the company. And we all appreciate what you've added to this little family that we got going on here. Two, one.

Good job. Thanks, Jay. All of that for a girl. Yeah. Sam, for a girl. That's right-nighting. I was going to say, we had a female voice. His name is Brandon Walker.

I looked around the room and no one could even look at Kate. I can't look at Kate. Watching someone receive compliments is more intimate than watching them fuck. It's painful. I felt, I didn't know what to do with my face. You don't know what to do with your face. All right. Yeah.

Spin it. Eight to Che. Oh. I don't want Che complimenting me. Wait, the last person doesn't have to compliment anyone? Oh, bro. Oh. Do I start now?

Three, two, one. Not from personal experience, but boy, do you know how to eat a puss. You really get down in there. You're flicking the labia around. You're getting in the flaps. You're really exploring the clitoris with the best. You're doing the alphabet with your tongue. You're in the vaginal canal.

Every single wall gets really, it's wet. Things are just soaked when you are, from what I've heard. I don't know. You seem like a great dad. Like a dad. Taking him to the fun parks, even when your arms are sore. Thank you. You have an unfailingly positive, good attitude.

I would have started with that. Something that I admire like you are above like you don't give in. You have a lot of trolls and people, but not because of you. Not because of you, but you just are unfailingly like above it. You have this like very zen vibe about you

and you put in a lot of effort doing all the numbers and everything. Just a great guy. Great smile too. Just a delight. Okay, good job. Sorry, that's so... That was good. You're so easy to compliment.

I would have led with the pussy eating, too. You would have? One fault, he does not do the alphabet. He paints the wall. He paints the fence. No, I do not paint the fence. He doesn't paint the fences. That's what the porn stars do. That's what you don't want to do. I thought come on, Sass. What? He doesn't paint the fences. That's what the porn stars do. That's what you don't want to do.

I thought that was his main move. Anyone can paint a fence. Put your headphones on and learn something, bro. Seriously. Did I miss something? No, he just has been telling you what he does. Alright, Che, this is good, Kyle. This is going to be a problem, Kyle,

because Che is going to be very genuine. These are all very genuine. All right, Che. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's Big Cat. Wait.

Oh, it's Kyle. Oh, it's Kyle. Oh, Big Cat. Oh, no. Where do I begin? Oh, wait. Hold on. All right. Three, two, one,. Oh, no. Where do I begin? Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on.

All right. Three, two, one, go. All right. So Big Cat, obviously, the main draw to the show, the yak with Big Cat. But, I mean, this isn't even technically your primary responsibility. It's an honor to work for this company for as long as I have with you being the main lead and very similar to a lot of sports teams. When your best player is your hardest working guy,

the team is usually a success, and I think that's a big reason why Barstool is where it is right now. So a lot of that is attributed to you and your work ethic. A lot of times after Sunday streams even where you're here all day, you're tipping into the night, you'll be one of the first ones here. And I think that that says a lot about the type of company and example that you set. So, you know, we're obviously pals.

Oh, God. I think that I admire your commitment to knowing the insides and out of all the football teams, even during the four o'clock games, you're going researching in blogs and stuff like that. Obvious pals. Obvious pals broke me. I admire your knowledge of the

four o'clock games. Well, no, during the four o'clock games, he goes and does research while he's watching the games. Like how the beginning just started with your work schedule? Yeah. Look at those two obvious pals. We got a scooter over here. Good eye contact coming up.

Oh, here we go. You want me to keep the time on you? Sure. All right, three, two, one. I genuinely love you. Yeah. As a person I think you have one of the most

unique brains out there I I also think that the fact that you haven't committed suicide is a testament to your strength as a human when you get invested in something you go full in

it's thrilling to be around Someone like that Your obsession with wrestling While some may say Is weird I think it's great And I respect that I knew from the minute

I saw you I was like this guy's funny This guy's different this This guy's interesting. And I'm very happy that we're friends and coworkers. And this eye contact thing is very hard. But I will say that you're doing a lot better on the eye contact than I expected. So you clearly have worked on that. And you're just a great guy. That's it.

Thank you. I'm shaking. What the fuck? I could cringe? No, not at all. I just shaking. What the fuck? I could cringe? No, not at all. I just feel it in my knees. We got to clean this studio, so let's end the show, and then we'll see everyone tomorrow. See everyone tomorrow.

Bye, everybody. We'll be right back. Bye, everybody. Compliments to you for helping make the show even better.