The Yak - All of The Boys Got Sent Beautiful Custom Marbles. Except Brandon | The Yak 4-22-22

Episode Date: April 22, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Friday! Friday, baby. It's Friday. Friday, baby. It's Friday. Somebody's due to have a fucking meltdown. Friday. A fucking meltdown?

Yeah. Us? Yeah, I think so. Shout out us, by the way. You all don't know this, but the boys just taped a banger episode banger banger banger

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banger banger banger banger banger banger banger banger banger banger banger banger banger banger banger on it in any way. Latest person was at 1036. That's not even a tardy in school.

I think it is. Mrs. Duzick. Mrs. Duzick, yeah. You threw a fucking knife at me yesterday. I gave you cake. Let them eat cake. Yin and yang. And you brought some fucking meatheads in here that insulted me all afternoon.

They're firefighters. They were awesome. You got a team of meatheads? Yep. He had his own meatheads yesterday. Some Queens boys. Three of them. They fucking stole shit from my pile.

The Rockaway Beach boys. Oh, they were good guys. One of them told me to comb my fucking hair. What is it? That's how firefighters show love. Big one. That's the only way they know how to communicate. They're like cats.

They lick each other's hair. Their dads ball bust them from an early age. Yeah. That's the only way that they could show love. They're like the orangutans at the zoo. They're hated. They just kind of pick at each other's hair. No, they don't hate Rico.

They love Rico. Okay. Yeah, we did a banger episode and also unrelated, well, related to the banger episode that you will see in two weeks' time, Family Feud is officially dead. Oh, yeah. You'll find out whyud is officially dead. Oh, yeah. You'll find out why it's officially dead. You can watch us kill it.

In two weeks' time. It was a very good episode. We're doing it for the people because... The Yak Jeopardy was incredible. Yeah, so... I kind of want to play it now. Yeah. I don't want to waste that.

The plan is next week, KB, Nick, and Owen are gone. Yeah. I think Sass is back, so it'll be me, Sass, Ron, and Brandon all week. Maybe Jerry as well. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry was part of the banger episode.

You thought that was a good episode, right? Yeah. Very good episode. And then the following week, you'll be the same crew for the first three days, Hodgepodge Thursday, and then the Friday, we'll play the episode we taped because Ron and I will be in Vegas. That's right. There it is. Yeah, the perfect one.

There's two or less people. Yeah, everyone has Friday off. I want to take a vacation with you boys. We still do the Yak, but afterwards, bottoms up. You party? So I'm at Destination Wheel with all the places. I like that. The whole world.

Team. We could put the whole world on it. Every city. We could put a globe. I'm not going to. We should do a destination wheel. My passport just for that. We should do a destination wheel.

A United States destination wheel. What would you guys contribute to the destination wheel? It's a city. I'm saying which city would yours be that you offered off the top? I would put a good one. This isn't official. This isn't official. Let's take the boys to Rehoboth.

Let's do one that's... This isn't official, but let's see where we go. What was it? Fucking Rehoboth Beach. And I'll take Dewe This isn't official, but let's see. Where do we go? What was it? Fucking Rehoboth Beach. And I'll take Dewey Beach. And I'll take Dewey Beach, Delaware. I'm going to say Delaware. I'm going to say Sarajevo.

Okay. Well, that's not in the United States. Shit. Wait, why did we say the United States? We said the United States and he doesn't want to get a passport. Not for this. R-E-H-O-B-E-T-H.

Okay, I'm taking us to... Not the gay beach. No, that's an old wives tale. I'm taking us to Mother Superior. No, it's the tale of the boys. Their old wives talk about that. Yeah. I'm taking us to East Chicago, Indiana.

That is where I vacationed growing up as a kid. So you don't... Chicago? Yeah. Don't do this, dude. Indiana. Let's make it a Goodwill once. Oh, we have a fucking casino there.

A casino. My dream Yak Live would be Secrets, Ocean City, Maryland. We could take up one of the stages. The pool bar. Just all in the Chesapeake Bay. We can get in the water, yeah. But I'm saying we have four of our guesses, or four of our suggestions. No mics.

I mean, three are Delaware. Three in Delaware, one in the Secrets. I'm taking us to Asheville, North Carolina. Sarajevo. Sarajevo. I like a variety of places. We're in Delaware and then Asheville. What do you got, Jerry? Where would we go? Florida, maybe?

I'd go Man, I'd go to Barbados. Oh, nice. Good answer. That's just south of Delaware. Dude, if we all went to Barbados, I should have said Barbados for mine. We should go to Hedonism, too. We could go to Hedonism, too.

Zah, what do you got, Zah? Assateague Island. Oh, yeah, the wild horses. What do I have? For destination. Let's go Auckland, New Zealand. Auckland, New Zealand. I don't think we've all destination. Let's go Auckland, New Zealand. Auckland, New Zealand. I don't think he's Auckland.

These fools don't understand domestic. Yeah. Yeah, KB's not getting his passport, but Auckland should be on the wheel. Maybe we'll go without KB. I would do a show in Auckland, New Zealand. I would, too. Nobody would know. Any Kiwi fans out there?

Oh, for sure. I hope. For sure, for sure. It's tomorrow, though. It's tomorrow. It is tomorrow. It's Saturday. Steve, Oh, for sure. I hope. For sure, for sure. It's tomorrow, dude. It's tomorrow. It is tomorrow. It's Saturday. Steve, what do you got?

I am. The NFL draft. It's in Vegas this year. Yeah. Bermuda. It's low. I'm begging you. You guys doing this on purpose?

You don't need a passport for that. It's part of the... It's not. Oh, we go to Puerto Rico. Bermuda is not the U.S. Puerto Rico is. I don't think you need a passport for Bermuda. You need a passport for Bermuda.

It's another country. Oh. Hey, there are shorts. All right. What did you think that... I thought it was part of the Tim Duncan stuff. What? U.S. Virgin Islands?

It's not even close. That's in the middle of the Atlantic. I mean, he played for Team USA. What's that got to do with Bermuda? Yeah. No. He's not from Bermuda. Yeah, but he's not from Bermuda.

I was about to give the point to Che, but then I forgot he just made up the Tim Duncan. Yeah, that was... He just added that play. He did play for the U.S. What is your argument? U.S. Virgin Islands. Right, but that's not part of the continental 50 states.

But we own that. That's not part of Bermuda. I thought that we did that with Bermuda, too. Or the U.S. Virgin Islands. You can use American money in Bermuda. What? Where? What are they called?

Which ones? Which ones? Maybe Bermuda is one of them. No, Bermuda is a country. What do you mean? Which ones? Which ones? Maybe Bermuda is one of them. No, Bermuda is a country. What do you mean, which ones? Bados. They're called the Virgin Islands. St. Thomas is one of them.

Can you show me the list? Oh, yeah. St. Croix? Thomas? I don't know. I don't even know. St. Lucia is, I think, a British Virgin Islands. I'd like to file for the Tim Duncan exception officially.

I'm doing the research right now. Bermuda. You're protesting. You're, uh... Okay, here we go. He's arguing. St. Croix, St. Thomas, St. John, and Water Island. Water Island?

That's just what it is. That makes no sense. Why did they name that one after a saint? What is Water Island surrounded by? Land, sea? If you need a passport for Bermuda, I'm going to change my What is Water Island surrounded by? Land, sea? If you need a passport for Bermuda, I'm going to change my pick to Water Island. You can call shit whatever, though. Water Island, then, Steven?

Water Island is my pick. We're going to go to Water Island. And TJ, what do you got, TJ? New Brunswick, New Jersey. Oh, we're going to weigh in on that. That sucks. Your dad's a loser. By the way, Our marbles are here

Marble day Like the old barstool Yo Hello What should we do? What is this? How should we open them? Our marbles

Let's shoot marbles I understand But what's the marbles? We got marbles? Yeah How do we do it? We just open them? One person gets to dive at it

Last one Last marble that comes out Is the destination of our destination show. That's right. Or the wheel. Okay, the wheel. Fine. Let's spin the wheel first. I believe everyone has their own set in there.

Is it an elimination wheel? This is just for fun. I also can't get wet today. I've got to go to dinner. Let's go! Dewey Beach! All right, we're going to Dewey. We had to do a show at Dewey Beach. We. Let's go. Dewey Beach. All right. We're going to Dewey.

We had to do a show at Dewey Beach. We're doing a show in Dewey in July. Right. Announced. Where's Dewey Beach? Delaware, Rehoboth. It's like right next to Rehoboth. Hi.

I'm in Delaware. I wasn't up there, so it's not a good spin. We've got to spin again. Did you say one? Yes. Atlinsburg. Oh, yeah. Atlinsburg.

Atlinsburg. I think I know a place we can do it. Mecklenburg? Yes. Atlinsburg. Oh, yeah. Atlinsburg. Atlinsburg. I think I know a place we can do it. Mecklenburg. I think it's in Dewey Beach. Go to New Brunswick. Yeah. I believe Nick Mangold has a house there. Oh.

Nick Mangold's house. Where doesn't his ass have a house? Dude, we should. Ace race? I'll tell you what. If we do a case. Ace race at Mangold's. Mangold wants to get in on the case race.

I want to get him in on the case race. We'll just stay at his house. We show up to his house with a case. Let's race. And then sleepover. And then sleepover. Every movie, watch Ghost Ship. Grotto's Pizza.

Grotto? I think it's just Grotto instead of Grotto's. Maybe that's what we do. We case race, and then when the case race is over, we just transition into a yak sleepover. Yeah. Watch scary stories. I was like, we got to plan. We can invite Lane Johnson over and do some ghost hunting.

We should get blankets and watch porn. Yeah. Then, yeah, what are you doing in a blanket? You don't know. Shut the fuck up. You don't know. Do whatever you want. It's really a dealer's choice.

A productive blanket. Shuffler's choice. It is a productive blanket. Unless somebody has a crocheted blanket. Yeah. We can have these stiff-ass blankets when we leave. Rock-hard blankets. Now let's all pick our own attainable celebrity guest.

Okay. Very attainable and celebrity. Okay. So we know we could get them. I'd like KFC as mine. Okay. Nice. I want MJF. AFOX is not attainable. No. Okay, so we know we could get them I'd like KFC as mine Nice I want MJF

A-Fox is not attainable No Take a little Sasquatch Okay, that's unobtainable Sneaky You're not getting him I'm gonna get him Big T's unattainable

Wouldn't go He's a big T's Oh, the guy who Sings Has to be a celebrity I want Jack Hanna The animal guy Emon Oh yeah Big T's. Oh, the guy who sings. Has to be a celebrity. I want Jack Hanna. Emon. Emon.

Oh, yeah. That's mine. Emon in studio. I actually got really bummed out today. I was walking to work, and I was listening to music, and I was like, God damn it, I wish we could do a Friday Vibes episode. Yeah. You can't do karaoke.

Can we just pay? Can we pay? No, it'll, like, it'll a Friday Vibes episode. Yeah. You can't do karaoke. Can we just pay? Can we pay? No, it'll like, it'll cuck the whole YouTube channel basically. Let's just make a new channel. What if I just paid for every song? That would, I mean. That'd be pretty expensive. You should buy music, yeah.

$50,000 per song. You should go in on music. $50,000 per song. At least. Less than Big Dog's gonna pay. I mean, yeah. We have a raffle. If we all keep it to three songs per person, I think we can do it. song. At least. Less than Big Dog's going to I mean yeah. We have a raffle.

If we all keep it to three songs per person I think we can do it. So you're willing? A million and a half.

That's a great episode. I think there's a lot of songs if we're narrating over it that it would translate if we just did the

karaoke version. Yeah. Karaoke. You gotta have that feeling. Yeah. We do karaoke like all the time.

Imagine if one headlight when you did it that time had been the karaoke version. It wouldn't have hit the same. Yeah, but it would have been better than nothing. So I only choose the versions that don't get automatically flagged by YouTube's detection. Like, I'll never play something on this show that's already been detected somewhere else,

if that makes sense. Because I don't want this, our streams, to get taken down. Facts. Elfless. Maybe that's just our last show ever. Yeah. Yeah, want our streams to get taken down. Facts. Selfless. Maybe that's just our last show ever. Yeah. Yeah, that works.

That would be great. The inevitable 24-hour final yak. Yeah. I might cry. I definitely will cry. We're not ending the show, by the way. You're going to slap somebody during the last show? I want to get that clear.

It's already too late. It's already too late. Gun wheel. Fuck. Let's spin a wheel to It's already too late. Gun wheel. Fuck. Let's spin a wheel to see when we're ending this fucking thing. No, we got to finish

the attainable celebrities. Oh, yeah. I'm taking Jack Hanna. Jack Hanna, huh? Animal guy. Oh, yeah. Is he still around? Oh, yeah.

He's running Columbus Zoo. Do you think Jack Hanna feels... Columbus Zoo is the second biggest zoo in the United States, dick. Mass. Do you think Jack Hanna feels like a little bit of... Not even... No hyper... It's fine. It's fine. Columbus Zoo is the second biggest zoo in the United States, dick. Mass.

Do you think Jack Hanna feels like a little bit of a pussy? Not even, no. It's fine. It's fine. If you bring up the Krat brothers, I'm going to flip a lid, Dan. What I was going to say was, do you think Jack Hanna feels like a little bit of a pussy when Steve Irwin died? Yes. Because, like, that's, you guys kind of do the same thing.

One of you. Jack Hanna needs to die? Get Tupac in a biggie. Yeah, like, one of you. Yeah. you. Jack Hanna needs to die. Like a Tupac and a Biggie. Yeah, like one of you. Yeah. No, Jack Hanna's Puff Daddy. He orchestrated it? Yeah, and he just also is like, now he's older and lame.

Don't you think Jack Hanna believes Steve Irwin was a pussy for dying? No. I think he did. Jack Hanna does the same shit. He's fine. We want to have on the unkillable Jack Hanna. Yes. And kill him. We'll see what happens. We unkillable Jack Hanna. Yes. And kill him.

We'll see what happens. We can't kill Jack Hanna. It would backfire. What if we threw a stingray? None of us are going to be able to kill Jack Hanna. We just got a single bee and he was allergic. I want to vibe with whoever we get. We're going to vibe with Hanna.

He's going to bring us iguanas and shit the whole time. Yeah, he will. He'll vibe so hard with Hanna. Imagine an animal yak. This guy bringing a marmoset and a baboon or something. Probably bring he will. Real vibes. So hard with Hannah. Imagine an animal yak. This guy bringing a marmoset and a baboon or something.

Probably bring a capybara. Would you put a snake down your pants? Yeah, of course I would. I don't mind. I'm holding a friend. We need an animal episode. I think I could get

the Mr. Mayhem from the Allstate commercials. Oh, yeah. That'd be cool. I don't know. It's not a testament to your lack of popularity, but I just don't think he could.

Hear me out. Yes, I could. He walks through the park near my apartment in a suit, like hoping to get recognized. I think his name is just Mayhem in that mystery. Oh, no. What happened? Don't pull that.

Oh, fuck. Oh, no. Okay, strike everything I said right there. That would be a good show. We could have him on and convince him that Steve Irwin's on, too. I brought an iguana? Yep. Oh, here's the iguana.

And it's just like a shoe. He has to bring one animal? Fuck, man. Was this recent? That is very recent. Oh, he has to be recent. He's still good. I don't think that's how that works.

I don't think that's how that works. He would still have his wits about him. If he hasn't made the turn yet, if he hasn't made the turn for a while. I think when you're diagnosed with dementia, it's bad. Oh, that's a year and a half. Depends on how early. That's sad.

Also, I think dementia is much worse on the family than the individual. It's kind of a nice way to go. That's also wrong. His condition has progressed much faster in the last few months. That's very wrong. Why? Basically dead. He can't go to the beach now? Being constantly frustrated because

you can't remember anything? But eventually you get to a point where you don't remember anything. These last few years, they're just a blur. Podcast, I don't think we're up on the dementia. Oh my god, what was that? Oh, ignore that too. Oh, whoa, whoa! Wait, I want to read that part.

Oh, no. Is this why he... He did it after his diagnosis? That's so fucked up. Justice for Hannah. What, you can't trade dogs anymore? What do you mean trading? Yeah. I guess, yeah.

I got a dog you like. You got a dog I like. It's a swap. It's an agreement. I was at the park and saw a dog I like better. And that guy was like, hey, I like your dog better. You trade up? Trading dogs.

That dog fits me. There's never a fair trade, though. It's always 75 cents on the dollar With dog trades Right Someone gets screwed Someone gets screwed You have to throw in

Conditional pics or some shit You have to throw in a cat Yeah just Or like another Lesser pet For those with dementia You're misremembering I didn't say anything

Insensitive Yes Fact Just doomed your fact Fact That's a bummer about Jack Hanna Who else has guests? I guess we can get one of the Krat brothers

They good? You hated the Krat brothers just moments ago I think they sold out with Zaboomba You hated the Krat brothers It was a puppet Maybe the Schlitterbonds Or one of the Coppolas What about the gospel singers from Wheeling?

The brothers? The August brothers Those aren't celebrities That's not a celebrity Unattainable They'll be on tour What about the gospel singers from Wheeling, the brothers? Of course, August Brothers. Those aren't celebrities. That's not a celebrity. Unattainable. They'll be on tour. Jerry, who do you have?

I mean, I'd go probably Willie Spencer, Ruben Studdard from American Idol. Oh, good pick. Ruben Studdard would be good. Who's the first? I'll do Taylor Hicks. Soul Patrol. Yeah. Nick kind of got me in an animal mood, though. I can get Forrest Galante. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's been in the office. That is actually very attainable. Yeah, Nick kind of got me in an animal mood, though. I can get Forrest Galante.

Oh, yeah. Oh, he's been in the office. That is actually very attainable. Yeah, we need an animal. Forrest Galante. He's an up-and-comer. Yeah. Up-and-coming animal handler?

Animal. Do you have animals? As many. Brother, if you're on Pardon My Take, you're not an up-and-comer. You already done came. And made it. Yeah, Forrest Galante's good. Bindi Irwin's therapist.

Good one. Had you looked up her name? I don't remember her name. Zah, TJ, Marion. She just got married, yeah. Cute little girl. Congrats to Bindi. Old, though.

Cuter than you'd think. How old is she? 22, 23? Aussies age faster. You don't have one, Steven? Yes, you do. I guess I went for the Bucks. Jason White. Sorry, is she 22, 23? Aussies age faster. You don't have one, Steven? Yes, you do. I guess I went for the bucks. Jason White. Sorry, what is the attainable celebrity to

be on the show? Once or forever? Once. Oh, in Dewey? Question. No, no. Like sausages. Are all the celebrities coming to the same show, or are we spacing the celebrities out? No, we spin the wheel and only one of them gets to go. Oh, I see. You thought all of them

were going to come? Wouldn't that be a great show if we just had 12 celebrities? That's in a perfect world. No, only one. What did Run say? E-Man? What is that?

No, no. E-Man. E-A-M-O-N. No, you know what? Can I change mine? Yeah. I want to get that guy, the Cougine guy.

Oh, yeah. He's fucking awesome. He is awesome. You had him Cougine guy he's fucking awesome you had him on he's Marty's friend it's all downhill when you start your day with a DC but it's a DC that's great he's more Rico's friend than Marty's friend

I don't want to make more you guys know the tweak guy what's his name I'll say Chris DiStefano. Chris DiStefano. Final answer. All right. That's a good one.

That is a good one. He's a good one. Very attainable. He's funny. He's got nothing going on. Is Rudy Giuliani doing anything? Oh, man. What if we remade it and Steven walked off?

The way that Ken, what's his name? And Jung. The Twitter account that is supposed to give Steven facts outside of football is not keeping up. Oh, no. I'm looking at his face right now. He has no idea what we're talking about. There's so many facts, too. Like, giving up on that.

You've got to have facts. Is that a recent thing? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. So who's your pick? Ali Marpit? No. Q?

Can you get Q? No. I was thinking Yasmeen Bleef after we... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. She's a cannibal. How could you get Yasmeen Bleef? You don't think we could? All right, fine, fine. She's on could you get Yasmeen Blee? You don't think we could?

All right, fine, fine. She's on. Could you get Yasmeen Blee? Can I? Oh, am I responsible? Yeah, you're the producer. Oh, yeah, I don't know. You're the producer of the show.

No, no, no. Oh, I thought it would be good. No, everyone's responsible for their own. Right. Oh. No, no, Stephen's responsible for all of our guests. Oh, okay, that's neat. Oh, yeah, that changes things a lot. We're actually going to keep. Okay, that's neat. Ooh, yeah, that changes

things a lot. We're actually going to keep to this, by the way. Is Ali Marpit on the table, then? All the names on this, whoever it lands on, we are going to make a concerted effort to get them on the show. So then Cambray. Okay, Cambray. Then we'll have an order. If it doesn't work, we'll go to the next.

We'll get one, I guarantee. MJ, I pivoted to a Krat. And TJ, who's your... Do you have a preference on Krat? Younger Krat, the one that wore the green, not the blue. Not the sour one. What was your other answer? Jackan, I got it.

Oh, Jackan is off. Jackan is off. He's got to be off. Jackan is off. TJ and Zaw, I'll get them, too. TJ, Zaw, what do you guys got? TJ, Zaw, who do you want? Can I pick the Hardy Boys?

Somebody needs to pick a Pog. Can you get them? You get the Hardy Boys? We need a Pog on the field. A fat-ass white girl? Yeah. Or a Pog. Yeah.

A fat-ass Asian girl. A little bit rarer. You'd be surprised. What a pleasant surprise it would be I'm looking Can we put I literally opened up the chat Because I was going to tweet out the link again And the first thing I saw was

Stavros from Comptown put him on Oh yeah definitely Put him on Jesse Consopolis' cousin? Yeah He interacts with you a ton. Yeah, no, I have his number. Do we have any POG listeners?

No. I would think not. I think we... Some? POG? I didn't say POG. Talking AA? Yeah, POG.

POG. White. Probably. Prove it. POG? Yeah. No. EAW.

Got it Both need slammers Oh maybe we should put Rochelle Ryan on there Oh hell yeah That was great Nice Nice

Nice Nice Rochelle Ryan What are we doing? Infinite people? I thought we only You're right You're right

You guys are still talking Can you just put Just put Pog on one Why are you trying to add one Then take yours off Pog is not a celebrity Pog is not a celebrity Any Pog

Zah who is yours You can have her show run You can use Pog So I'll do a different Pog Let me do a Pog But let's just do Pog in general Yeah then we can find the Pog We can have a Pog wheel

Who is it Zah Any given Pog He's got one Just have it be Pog And then we'll have a pog, but I'll do a... But let's just do pog in general. Yeah, then we can find the pog. We can have a pog wheel. Who is it, John? Any given pog. Oh, he's got one. He's got one. No, no, just have it be pog, and then we'll have a pog wheel. This is a girl on TikTok. Oh, yeah? She's one of the real housewives of Death Valley, Tiffany Jeffcott.

Pull up Tiffany Jeffcott, please. What's his name? KJ. Death Valley is in LSU. He has the best taste in asses, too. She dated. He had Real Housewives of Death Valley? KJ who?

What is this? Let me tell you about it. No, tell me. No, no, tell me. It's on TikTok. It's a bunch of girls that are dating players on the football team that you just follow on TikTok. Jack Mike put me on it, and it's. Oh, you guys got to stop.

You guys got to stop with that. Y'all gotta chill. Y'all gotta go harder. Why do they have to stop, KB? They're football girlfriends. So? You're just gonna frustrate yourselves.

Why? This is a wrestler coming out. Go ahead. I just don't think it's healthy to constantly look at... Other guys' girlfriends? Yeah.

KB's story arc for season, are we season eight, nine? You only like porn stars who are single. I'm just telling you, your ticket was double great. How many of the 10 phones or 11, if we checked, Googled Rochelle Ryan yesterday after the show? I did during. I did during, and then I went to her. Just followed her on Instagram.

I watched some tape. There you go, Za. And thoughts? She's fantastic. I did during, and then I went to the... Just followed her on Instagram. I watched some tape. Oh, there he goes. And thoughts. She's fantastic. Watched a tape session. Oh, yeah. Kind of reminds me of Sarah J. Oh, yes.

Old school. Goat. Rushmore. All fame. I guess I'm gay. You didn't Google it? No, I guess I'm gay. Did you kiss your wife, you pussy? You did.

You probably with your throw pillows. Today was the worst day. Yeah, you have Did you kiss your wife, you pussy? You did, you probably with your throw pillows Today was the worst day Yeah, you have throw pillows with your wife Went to a Michelin star restaurant last night There was an areola mark on the window, I wiped it off And you licked it? I put it in Tommy's ear Get on the cruise

How was that? It was nice I had the duck You had the duck? Michelin duck Long Island duck You know me It was local duck

Best meat Yeah duck is fucking incredible They crisped the outside But it was still like Fucking pretty rare on the inside Oh my god Love some duck Anyway where are we at with the wheels?

Is that everybody? I think that's everybody I'm gonna go with Mark Dacascos. Who's that? He was the chairman on Iron Chef America. Okay. I like that.

I don't know. I'm going to switch Mayhem to my buddy James. All right. That's a good switch. I would love that. Good switch. I would love to see James. Spider just come too, maybe?

Yeah. All right. Spider said he's in. Facts. We're going to Delaware, bro. Dewey. Yeah, bro. Crashing at Mangold's. We're going to Delaware, bro. Dewey. Crashing at Mangold's.

We're going to Mangold's in July. Take mine, Kevin Mawai. Who did it used to be? Iman. All right, Iman. No, no, Iman. Iman's out. Imagine Iman at a campfire.

You're right, you're right, you're right. Just keep Iman. Iman. Mawai and fucking Mangold are both centers. That would be a fucking historic. I love those. Just keep Iman. Iman. Wait, well, why in fucking Mangold are both centers? That would be a fucking historic. Love those. Wow. Too many.

Take somebody off. Take off Lil Sass. Take off Lil Sass. He's coming anyway. We need to edit. We need to get better at editing. Yeah, we need to parse down the wheel. Stuttered.

Hardy Boys. Who said the Hardy Boys? TJ did. TJ got Moth. Get them off. They're unattainable. They're unattainable. Any Pog? No, we already have our one Pog. I'd unattainable. They're unattainable. Any pog? Any pog?

No, we already have our one pog. I'd argue that any pog is unattainable. We'll do BYO pog. Yeah. What's your pick, Roan? The double acronym. AFC. Oh, KFC.

AFC. All right. Let's spin it. Let's see who we get. So we're going to try everything we can to get this person on. Yep. In Delaware. For a sleepover in Delaware.

Sleepover in July. Mangold's going to agree to this, right? Oh! Right? We're going to do animals. I don't know who this is. I know him. You know him too, right?

Where is he at? Where does he live? Will he come to Delaware? This is like Florida. Ah, he's not going to come to Delaware. All right. No. Backup wheel?

No, we're eliminating him. Yeah, until there's one last one standing. It's an elimination wheel. Oh, he's not going to come to Delaware. All right. No. Backup wheel? No, we're eliminating. Yeah, until there's one last one standing. It's an elimination wheel. Okay. All right. See you, Forrest. Every person has, if their person gets eliminated, they have to tell them. Yeah, I'm sorry you got eliminated.

You can't come to Delaware. You have to DM them and say, hey, you're not invited on the Yak to the beach. No, you have to DM them and say, hey, you want to come on the yak and then wait five minutes and be like, just kidding, we don't want you. Yeah. Mangold's house is full. Yeah. Mangold didn't fuck with you. Yeah. Mangold said the vibes were off.

Mangold said you'd fuck up the ratio. All right. Kyle, you just want to be out of sleep ever with a pog. Imagine that. All right, elimination wheel. Spin it again. Ten more times. It's a deep wheel.

Get out of here, Stuttered. Get out of here. Those are both of Jerry's right off the bat. How did Jerry get two on there? Jerry. He's got two on there. Wheel is just, though. It's just.

Oh, you were Stoddard. I just gave Jay credit for Stoddard. I'm sorry. Okay. Stav would be great. Stav and James in KFC are probably the most. I think Stav's from. Bye-bye, buddy.

Which one of us can get Rochelle Ryan? She was here yesterday. Okay, which one of us? Joey. Joey. Joey can help us. For $800? That's wrong.

Oh, I know that guy. It's not, dude. It was like the fourth page of Google. It's like $3,000. You were scrolling as well. Mark to Costco. See ya. See ya.

Hi. Who's that again? The guy on Iron Chef America that reveals the ingredient. Onions. I like them a lot. Sorry, brother. Who's James? Owen's boy.

Oh, Owen's boy James? Yeah. Damn. Anybody who gets mentioned. Wait a minute. James is a... Sorry, KB. That was definitely the people's choice.

At least we held on to James. By the people, you mean our dicks. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was saying. P was definitely the people's choice. At least we held on to James. By the people, you mean our dicks. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was saying. P-holes. Peephole. Oh, God damn it.

Bye, Bray. Bye, Bray. Sorry, Steven. That would have been great, dude. He wouldn't have come. Nah, he wouldn't have come. Younger Krat. Damn. Demi Krat. Damn.

Demi Krat. Got him, too. I don't know. Who's MJ? That's a wrestler. Oh, I know. Who have bodied. Yeah.

Oh, the wheel colors are off. You've got a real fall palette. Oh, KFC. See ya, douchebag. Peace. Somebody in chat said, douchebag. Peace. Somebody in chat said, just turn the stream on. What are we doing? Tell them.

Don't tell them. They can figure it out. There's enough clues. Thank God. Oh, I really was hoping for that one. Wait a minute. This trio is all time. All right, let's just invite them all.

Let's bite the wheel. Watch James be like, fuck, no, I'm not doing that. Yeah, fuck. I trio is all time. All right. Let's just invite them all. Let's bite the wheel. Watch James be like, fuck, no, I'm not doing that. Yeah, fuck. I can't do that. I don't like you. Who's younger Krat? It's the younger Krat brother. Who is he?

Who are the Krat brothers? I don't know any of your picks. The Boomba Foo. What is that? Stop saying name. You just keep saying words. I'm explaining it. I'm saying different words.

It's not like they're similar. You're using jargon. Shut them. All your descriptors make less and less sense. So they're citizens. You're using jargon. Shut them. You gotta break the news in e-mails. We're down to James and Younger Krat. Younger Krat, brother, yes. But we could go Older Krat. I don't even know his name. He's a Krat, brother.

Who are they? The animal guys. Pull them up. Where? They wear blue and green. Which one is that one? We're getting the blue. Oh. I want the green. But which one is that one? We're getting the blue. Oh. I want the green. Are they like kids animal guys?

He might be the green. He is the green. We'll do a large show of blue and then tape. All animal guys are kids animal guys. That's not true. That's not true at all. He's an adult animal guy. Where does he live?

Frispanius and Steve-O? Yeah, you're right. Joan Embry was like a porn star. What? She would come on the Carson Show with animals late at night. These guys. Big tits. One of the green.

You think this guy's going to come to a kiss race? Yes, we can get a crap brother. Yeah, I think we can. If we can't get one, why not get both? I think it would be funny to split them up. It would be funny. Do they have individual? Go younger crats.

We should make one stay outside. Which one of those is younger? Green. We should make one of them stay outside. We'll do it by choice. Yeah. All right. It's James of the Crap Brothers.

James is very interesting. Sounds like a folk band. So whoever it lands on is going. No, whoever lands on it is going. We allowed Owen to do a non-celebrity? Wait, whoever it lands on is going. He worked at SNL and Fallon. This guy, I want him bad.

James? Yeah, he's cool. Oh, it's all crap. I'm talking about the crap. Oh, it's James. James, crash the Liberty. Oh, it worked out. All right, so James is coming to our

back sleepover. Hell yeah. All right, should we spin the wheel? Yeah I gotta text I gotta DM Krat Yeah I'm gonna tell Emon I'm gonna have to tell

DeStefano That KB didn't want him No What? That's not what Mangold said the vibes Were off with him And he's a pack

Alright let's Rat bros aren't even verified So they're not even James is more of a celebrity and he's a pack. Rap bros aren't even verified. So they're not even James is more of a celebrity than I think so. Should have been verified people. Very fly people. On your sleep? On James.

On James. Oh fuck. I would love to hear his reaction. Tell him he can't come and then just be like, just kidding, you can. He's not going to answer. He's giving a speech at the end of the month. White House. Swear to God.

What? Who? James isn't answering. Ambassadors of Southeast Asian countries on why they shouldn't trust China. No way. Whoa. I like't trust China. No way. Whoa. I like everything about that. No propaganda.

Fucking love China. Should we fucking look at our marbles? Yeah, we should. I forgot about the marbles. Let's spin the wheel, too, because if we have to do wet or something, we've got some people that have problems. Yeah, I'm supposed to get dinner with mine and Kyle's parents. I was more talking about Roan and TJ both having an out today. Oh.

Roan has to go get in a car. We did spin a wheel for the May 6th episode, and we'll be honored. Yep. Yeah. All right, spin it. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. It's looking...

All right, all right, all right, all right. We're good. I'm so dry. I wanted KB7 drinks. All right, dry. As a bone, even. Fuck what you say. Don't mean shit now.

These marbles. What do I do? Do I pass them out? Marble reveals. Oh, nice. There's supposed to be a pack for each of us? Yeah. So they're wrapped in bubble wrap.

They're individually wrapped. Because if you had all the marbles rattling around in there, they might bust. Wait, these are all... That's a big pack. Hold on. Can we get the camera set up? Rone, aka Best Battle Wrapper Alive. Wow, he got a... Can we get marble cam up?

I don't know if we put it on the... Maybe we put it right here. Somebody zoom and you can point your phone at it. Why? Because it's very small detail. Not you. I was talking to Roni. He threw a knife at me again.

No, just get... Can we put it right? Can we put it... Shay, can you put the stool right in front of the camera? Let's only use the GoPro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Owen, sweet baby prince. By the way, this is from Messy Glass on Instagram. Shout out, yeah, yeah. All right. Owen, sweet baby prince.

By the way, this is from Messy Glass on Instagram. Shout out, Messy Glass. Follow him. Go get it. M-E-S-S-Y Glass. Oh, nice. You put a fucking... This is awesome.

On Instagram. Is that a bong? Not a bong. You don't know what a bong looks like. What was that? A bowl? What was that? You make us a bowl?

Jay, you the man for helping put this together. Oh, we got to race these. Yes. We do helping put this together. We got to race these. We got to set up a track. We need someone who knows how to set up marble racing tracks. I think we just roll them down the hallway. Yeah, that's how we'll race them. I think we see who can roll their marble the farthest down the hallway. I think there is supplies to build a track somewhere in the office.

We've had marble racing here. Yeah, we have. They did it one time on Storch Street. TJ? We should have multiple types of races. Are you taking this in there? Zahn, TJ? Like, it would be nice if...

We should see who could get to Coney Island with that marble first. A little sass, Jerry. That's yours. Catch, you caught it. AB. Oh, this is fucking sick. Plenty of swag.

Oh, the Sig. Into a Sig, a glass Sig necklace? Shut up, Messi. Oh, that's sick. Shut up. Wow. Wow, that's sick. Wow. Wow. Not yours. There's no name on this.

It had a B on it. Where? The one on your hand had a B on it. Big cat. God damn it, you're right. Oh, this guy rules. Are these all necklaces? I got an OBGYN pendant.

Oh, mine says, I fuck a lot. It does. It does. These are all pendants? No, they were marbles. Oh, he got his pendants. I was pretending to be excited about the marbles. Oh, my God.

I'm excited about the necklaces. Brandon didn't get anything. Nothing. Brandon didn't get anything. Oh, hell yeah. No, I have the marbles. Here are the marbles. Ain't no way you're wearing jewelry.

Jewelry. Oh, that's so good. This guy didn have the marbles. Here are the marbles. Ain't no way you're wearing jewelry. Jewelry. Oh, that's so good. This guy didn't get Brandon West. I got a microphone. You want little sasses? No, that's yours. I don't know. Ron, I saw that clip of Frank, dude. Sorry about that. You bodied my ass.

What did you guys get? Oh, shit. Mine's cool. Mine just says Big Cat. Where did I get one? What did yours guys say? Mine says, mine's cool Mine just says Big Cat What did I get one? What did yours guys say? Mine says OBGYN Sig Sig? Look at that, that's cool

That's hard That's hard What does that say? Big Cat That makes sense Actually, no, wait It says Brandon What?

I don't know, it's cool Either way Brandon, did you not get one? No, I didn't get anything Is that intentional? Jay, what's yours say? I think't know. It's cool. Either way. Brandon, did you not get one? No, I didn't get anything. Is that intentional? Jay, what's yours say? I think it's a mountain.

It says box 12, like for Tom Brady. Oh, yeah. Very cool. Hell, yeah. He also sent us this. Wait, Kyle, does yours just say, I fuck a lot? I fuck a lot, yeah. Oh, look at that. Whoa.

Sick. What, bro? This is for, strictly for tobacco? Let Brandon get busy. Brandon, here. I guess that's Brandon's. Ivan smoked a bowl. Don't you want the bowl?

Bowl in forever. I kind of want to do it right now. Yes, sir. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Messy glass.

Brandon, do you want the bowl? G-L-A-S-S. On Instagram. All right, now we have marbles to race. Myy Glass. Brandon, do you want the bowl? M-S-S-Y-G-L-A-S-S. On Instagram. All right, now we have marbles to race. My own necklace. What does it say? It says I fuck a lot. Really?

It says I fuck a lot. It's awesome. What the fuck? How did he put that in there? I don't know how he did that. Shit. He must have wrote it real big. This might get me in trouble.

Wait. Kyle, wait. Get to the that. Shit. Must have wrote it real big. This might get me in trouble. Wait. Kyle, wait. Show it to the camera. Look. How is it going to show? I fuck a lot. Yo, these marbles are... Everybody has really opened themselves up, and it's a detail.

It says I fuck a lot. True, though. I'm waiting for these marbles to lie. Brandon, you good, man? What's up, man? Oh, man. There's gotta be one for you. Brandon, he must have just

forgot. You were gone. The bowl is yours. Take the bowl. Don't break the bowl. Here. Take the bull. Take the bull. I don't want the fucking bull. Get the bull off. Don't break the bull.

Don't break the bull. And I'm sure he just, it was a simple mistake. Yeah. This microphone says Brandon on it. That's my mistake, brother. Here you are, man. It does say Brandon. No, it doesn't.

Oh, this cigarette's a crack. This thing says Big Cat. I mean, Brandon. It's etched on the back. Here, BFW. Here, take this one. It says, SC-22, oh baby, go young Nikki.

This is just a dildo. Wear the microphone. It's a microphone for you. It called you. Can we call this guy real quick? It's the world's best battle rapper. Even call him and ask him if it was intentional, because if it was intentional that's even funnier. What do the marbles say? Oh.

This one says BFW. This one says wet wheel. Oh, cool. Wait, should we go put these up in the camera? Yeah. Put them on the stool facing the camera. Devin Messenger. Wet wheel.

Shout out to Devin Messenger, the lamp worker. Oh, my God. Messenger can suck my dick. These are a couple special ones. Yeah, zoom in on the stool. Play the Barstool anthem and zoom in on the stool. Oh my God. You don't fuck a lot.

You fuck enough. Don't dick watch him, dude. I've been dick watching. It's hard to see. Oh, he's tucked away. He's meat gazing. Don't watch another man's meat, bro. Don't count another man's body.

What? Is he on the phone? Yeah. Brandon? Your headphone's on. What's his. Brandon? You can't marble me. Your headphone's on. He wants to talk to you. His name again?

Devin. Devin! What's going on? These marbles are incredible. Thank you for the stuff. More than brilliant. Really fucking cool. Thank you.

No problem. Just wanted to give everybody a little personal gift. Did you? Yeah. I loved it. How'd you know KB fuck so much, man? Tuition is a bitch. Can you talk us through everyone's

personal gifts real quick? Everyone check it out, Messy Glass on Instagram. We're going to show off the marble suit, but talk us through each one that you made and what it means. Owen, pretty much, he's a Sig King. Thank you thank you brother i appreciate it fits perfect too i have to get had to get him the sig and then nick he's uh he's obgyn of course

obviously oh baby go yeah there it is yeah it is all right then big cat big cat i drew so i put your name in it and i drew a cat if you see, like, the cat with the whiskers and everything. Oh, fuck. I didn't even notice that detail. It's about the details. Holy fuck. That's awesome. What about mine?

Rowan, you got the microphone? Yeah, the little microphone for Rowan. Yeah, and then Sass is a little mountain. I don't know where he is, but his has like a little mountain inside of it. And then TJ and Zai just wrote their names. That's dope. And then Shea, I think, was Bucks. They had to go Bucks.

Shea got the Bucks. Yeah. Yep, yep. And who else? KB, we already said KB. KB fucks a lot. KB, am I forgetting somebody? That was without saying.

Jerry's here, but I think he still ended up with one I got sasses so he's good Jerry's taking care of then all the marbles are all just random someone's a Colby Colby should have gotten one we got the one

we got Fasoli's gift too are there any that you meant to make and didn't get around to or just forgot to pack them? Now, what? I thought that I didn't know if you were gone. There was an empty seat for a few days when they were talking and everything. I've been on the show for two and a half goddamn years. Hey.

Yeah, that's all we needed. That was so good. We gave him the bowl, so I don't want the bowl. Yeah, you're going to have to smoke weed out of it right needed. That was so perfect. We gave him the bowl. I don't want the bowl. Yeah, you're going to have to smoke weed out of it right now. I want my own. I want my own. You want a necklace.

I got something on the next round coming for you. I don't want to be in the next round. Everybody else is going to walk. All right. Everybody else is going to walk. You heard him, Devin. Everybody else is going to be in the next round. I'm just going to be getting my first one. So you want zero when we get the next one? Or do you want two in the next round? I need be in the next round. Everybody else is going to be in the next round. I'm just going to be getting my first one. So you want zero when we get the next one.

Or do you want two in the next round? I need two in the next round. We kind of already got two because we have our necklace and our marble. Right. So you would get two and we'd be on. We're all good friends with this guy, Devin. Yeah, he's the man. You want to come to Delaware, Devin?

Oh. Oh, Devin, you want to come to Delaware? Devin comes. I'm not going. I'm definitely in If Walker's not You're not Angled Yeah

Angled fucks with Devin too Heavy Heavy Alright well Devin We appreciate this dude These are actually incredible Devin comes off my dick Thank you

They're awesome And whatever you send We'll feature it So we appreciate it Yeah no problem Been a big fan of all you guys For super long. Been New England.

I'm born and raised in Massachusetts. You would have loved the marble episode. Were you going crazy when you heard us start to talk about marbles? Yeah, that's what got me into it just because it was driving me crazy. Nobody cares, Devin. Nobody cares. Don't be rude, Brandon. Brandon's mic off?

Yes, shut it off. Yeah, Devin, good idea good call devin but uh the marbles it was just killing me because those are all mass-produced ones so i just figured i'd send you guys some actual cool marbles that were handmade and everything so i just wanted to if you guys have any questions obviously with any of them it's little details and everything with uh getting all the little tiny dots in there and getting the 10x and drawing it and everything it's cool i'm doing all that like molten it's pretty much like molten lava essentially that i'm dealing with like yeah what do you have uh

make yeah make a video next venmo or cash app oh shout out plug it plug it plug it plug it plug it just go buy buy marbles oh yeah, yeah. Buy his marbles. Follow Messi Glass. Follow me on IG. That's funny. All right. Messi Glass. Why would he turn down the...

Love it. All right. Awesome, man. Well, we'll talk soon. And yeah, make a video of you making one of these. We'd love to play it and watch it. Yeah, who knows? Maybe Barstool Glass coming soon.

Yeah. Hell yes. Hell yes. All right. Thanks, man. Have a good weekend. Yeah. Hell yes. Hell yes. All right, thanks, man. Have a good weekend. Not that fucking good. Barstool Glass. Dude, shout out Devin.

What a fucking guy. What a glass animal. I think he genuinely forgot you, Brandon. Instant. Whoa, what an effect that was. Oh, hell yeah. What? It looks like it says locks, too, for a bagel.

And the wheel. That makes sense. Yo. Pause. That shit's 3D. Looks like cum, bro. That shit looks like cum. Hey, yo.

Hey, yo. Yo, somebody nutted it. Are we wearing this guy's bust? This guy just busted it. This is in the marbles. Hey, yo. Yo. That's the big one. That's the. Yo. That's the big one.

That's the slammer. That's the shooter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shooter. It says it's the yak? Is that real? Get the angle a little. Work the angles a little bit.

I can't see it. Are they real dragon eyes? Is it real? Yeah, drop it down. It's about the size of the head of my dick. Wet wheel. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that one's groovy.

Yo. We gotta race these. What? Hang on. What's it say? Oh, is that Brandon? not a face i don't see that at all is it you oh that's you that's not me that's just a frowny face and that has nothing to do with the yak we don't frown maybe it's an upside down smile yes it's a big cat and I didn't even notice the whiskers.

What is that? Did you look at it? The details, the whiskers. He didn't even notice the whiskers. I was just kidding. Yeah, the whiskers. A fucking four-year-old did it. What four-year-old could be trusted?

Glowing glass. I love this. I'm going to give it to him. See? What? I said it looks like a four-year-old did it. My son's two and a half or about to be three. Yeah, but probably on the scale.

What do we do? Let's race him. Let's race the marbles. Right now? On the hall. Hey. Just put it down. I didn't want to hold it.

What if it cracked? Did they crack? Fucking Jan from the Brady Bunch over here. Seriously, bro. Wow. Didn't she have like a fake boyfriend named Glass? Jesus Christ. Yeah, I remember that.

A fake boyfriend. George Glass, wasn't it? It was George Glass. Holy shit. Yeah, I remember that. A fake boyfriend. George Glass, wasn't it? It was George Glass. Holy shit. Old hands, warm heart. George Glass. She was calling him on the phone and he got caught.

Oh, she was looking at a glass of orange juice and that's how she came up with his name, of her fake boyfriend. My face is breaking. He's too small. Like, if I gave this to my son, could he swallow it? Yup.

Yeah, so you do not need to give that to a two-year-old. Just give him silica. Give him silica. Give him the bowl. They're easier. I'll give him this bad boy. We have a big ramp. I mean, it's just part of a table.

I want to see who can roll it the farthest. Yeah, without hitting the wall. Without hitting the wall. Yeah. Set up a Zoom, Steven. You'll go in the hallway. We'll each roll. How are babies and toddlers just not actively choking to death?

They should be always eating gravel and stuff where else can we race it i started watching that show last night where the uh the japanese kids walk to get groceries like the two and four year olds it's fucking incredible yeah i gotta watch that are they really good at it no they just like are like little like they're just autonomous people have you you seen it, Jerry? Wait, what? They're like wicked good. They're so smart for their age. Yeah, they are good at it. But not necessarily because they're like messing up.

The bar is making a purchase. Yeah, but they're not perfect. They're not as good as you or Jerry would be at it, but it's interestingly good. And the trust that the mothers have, you know, it's emotional sometimes. In Japanese be at it, but it's interestingly good. And the trust that the mothers have. It's emotional sometimes. In Japanese, right? Yeah, it's in Japanese.

So you've got to learn a little Japanese to watch it. But it's nice. It's calming, too. It's good vibes. There's nothing negative about the show. Ten-minute episodes, too. I have an idea, by the way. For our marble racing kit, I feel like if we just do it in this corner, we get rid of all this stuff.

Oh, not an option. Not an option. And we just put a marble racing thing right here. Is that the perfect spot? Number one show on Sling TV. It's the perfect spot. True. Yeah, so Zah and TJ, after, can you get all these helmets out of here?

TJ, are you the producer of the Yak or the producer of the Brandon Walker show? Technically both. You did one first. Which one if you could do one for the rest of your life? Of course he would do the yak. Yeah. Dude, you have, I gave you a marble. I don't want.

The frowny face. The bowl is yours. Yeah, OBGYN. The bowl is yours. I don't want the bowl. Why? Because I don't smoke weed. If Roan's not there to do it for me.

With the bowl, you won't have to roll. Again, I still get the weed from Rone. If you don't have that at home, Tommy's going to start making contraptions with Gatorade bottles, tin foil. It's going to be more dangerous. Jersey, you could just walk into a storefront and buy some. It's legal now. There are many things I can come

home with from work. I can't come home with that. My wife can't see that in my bag. Your wife checks your bag? That would be a shame, huh? She gets my... She always checks my bag because I got shirts and stuff. Along with the condoms.

Oh, she wants that. Wait, is there a stool on the base of that bowl? Is there a stool on the base of that? That's Vivo's stool. Oh, damn. Should I go throw my marble first? Oh, look at this.

Yeah. POV, you're a boner in the shower. Brandon, would you wear the necklace? Here's Steven's raging dick tip. Would you wear it? I absolutely would, yes. All right, message. If you hit the wall, you're out.

Or it gets marked where you hit the wall, and that's the distance. Okay, that's fine. Where are you starting? I feel like that's kind of easy. What? Not hitting a wall? No, it's not. Oh, I don't think so.

Rolling anything all the way through this distance is very hard. Okay. Where should you stand? You should start at the end of either end, wherever we start, stand at the other end. I think you should start at that end, the far end by content. And you should run after what you throw. Chase the marbles? Alright, go up. Maybe someone films in the middle. Roll marble.

Yeah, Jerry, roll down by Pat and Joey's desk. And then see if you can shoot it all the way down. And are we doing a roll or a shoot? Ooh, good question. Roll or shoot? I think you're doing a... It's this?

I thought it was a squeeze, not a flick. I flick. That's like how you flip a coin. You can't squeeze it down this hall. You're going to have to flick. I think you flick marbles, don't you? Flick, yeah. I thought you like squeeze them.

Oh, I was... I think you flick them. Or you kind of do like this. It's a squeeze flick. I flick. Yeah, well, it's a squeeze too. It's a squeeze flick. It's mostly flick.

Squeeze ignites the flick. Oh, wow, this is a squeeze too. It's a squeeze flick. It's mostly flick. Squeeze ignites the flick. Oh, wow. This is a great view. Oh, yeah. Marble racing, boys. Hit the big time. So the goal is to not hit, to get as far as you can without hitting the wall?

Yeah. It starts at Steven. Is Steven throwing it or is Jerry throwing it? Jerry's throwing it. Jerry, you've got to get down by Steven and throw it this way. And you're throwing it this way. And Steven's going to chase the marble? No, you're going to start with where he is and it's going to go down this way.

Marble racing so you can get as far as without. Oh, wait, that's stupid. For him to start at this line? Because then... This is halfway. This is halfway. You should start at Che and go this way. Yes, yes, confirmed.

Okay. Makes sense. Wait, now is Che flipping? All right, this might be over. I don't think it's going to fly. What's the game that you play where you go in the circle? It's marbles. What's that?

I think we need more marbles. How do you need? How many do you need? Three in the circle and then a ring of marbles. Yeah. What about everybody has to use their marble this weekend? It's going to be really hard. Yeah.

Jerry, if this doesn't work, we'll just – Can you see it? We're halfway. Jesus. Standing in the doorway. Jerry, did you go right past? He threw it. That's not –

Steven, keep your phone. Go crudis. I forget. Steven, you got to crudis. He rolled up like a ball. Go crudis. Go crudis. Go upstairs and crudis. Well, we got to figure out something to do with the marble. You need to go crudis. Cr rolled up like a ball. I'm going to do something. A crudis. A crudis. Upstairs, a crudis.

Well, we got to figure out something to do with the marble. I need to go play this. Crudis? No, no. Come on. We're done with the marble race. Make Che go up there and show or tell the marble to people. Yeah, Che, go up and just grab something you don't know and just be like, hey, check out

this marble. No, it's fine. You can't see it. It's not on you, Jerry. It's a technology. And it's Che. You don't have marble tracking technology. It's not on you, Jerry. It's a technology, and it's Che. You don't have marble tracking technology. It's Brandon's bad mood.

I didn't put myself in the bad mood. Look. Those are my favorite shoes you've gotten, Brandon. Thank you. Brandon, why don't you want this one? This one says the act. I don't. It'll be a shame when we have to raffle our shoes.

I don't want that. Well, this one says wet wheel. If we're going to show socks, let's show socks. How about that picture of the person who had J.J. Watt socks in London? Shawn Michaels socks. Yeah, that was wild. That's a little bit. Is that the British Bulldog?

Ew, Brandon. A little close. Ugh. Is your hair poking through? Oh, I'm cramping. Oh, no. Oh, don't get. Oh, no.

Because you were flexing. You got it. You got it. Oh! All right. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

All right. I'm excited for my marbles. I'm going to go do some shit. Chad, you want to do a spy cam? Yeah, I think we have it set up already. You have to do a spy cam? Yeah, I think we have it set up already. You have to do a challenge. You got to go swallow a marble upstairs and see who'll give you the Heimlich first. It's like nobody upstairs.

Go up to one of the Asian co-workers and just say, Where are the upstairs people not coming to the office? We out of here. And then see what their reaction was and just like, what do you mean? We outtie. It's very light. There were like five people upstairs at that. We all left because Che left.

Yeah. You're about to leave. For the day. The day. We're all about to leave. For the day. The death of a sales guy. The death of a sales guy. The death of a sales guy.

You could have said man. I know. I'm getting the fuck out of here. That seemed like a rip off of the movie. For the day. Is it Arthur Miller? Who wrote Death of a Salesman? No idea. It was Arthur Miller.

It was Arthur Miller. They really called it play. What else we got? Anything? We've done two yaks today. I know. My brain is starting to hurt because I was up late last night. Me too.

Warriors. Warriors. Come out to play. I didn't have lunch either. There's so much fun to watch. Yeah. Pool's sick. You got a game tonight?

Saturday. Saturday at 2. Sweep? Yeah, get the brooms out. See the Cuz's video? Yeah. People were trying to flame the Cuz. Why?

And it turns out that they got flamed back. Why were they trying to flame him? Gatekeepers of Philadelphia fandom. What were they saying? John Gonzalez. Yeah. They're just like, they try to call him cringeworthy. Fuck that. They don't call the Cuz cringeworthy. Fuck that.

They don't call the Cuzz cringeworthy, dude. Fight him. All right, Brandon. I didn't mean to do that. That's why you didn't get a marble. No, I am tired. I've been three straight hours. Tell me this dude doesn't have a fucking pendant on right now.

Three and a half hours, Brandon. Three and a half hours, yeah. What if these pendants gave us powers? Oh, we do? What if they gave us... What if these penance gave us powers? Oh, we do. What if they gave us... What if you don't know what powers they give you? I feel it. I feel my power.

And me too. Mine is the power to take a nap. I'm waterproof. Go test it. Look at that. Watch. Go ahead. It won't damage me one bit.

Oh, that... You just poured it in my shoe. I did. It won't damage me one bit. Oh, that. You just poured it in my shoe. I did. This shoe's not waterproof, asshole. You think I'm wearing waterproof socks? I'm talking about my skin. That's what you gave me. You held it up.

I had my leg cross the whole show. Sorry. That's all right. Wet sock isn't the worst thing in the world. Yeah, it is. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, fuck.

I used to think that that cured hangovers. I read something. Ron Swanson did that. I would wet my socks. It did not cure hangovers. God, no. It would just distract you from it. Chef Donnie's book, didn't you say you would do a banana and a Diet Coke?

Two bananas and a Diet Coke. That sounds like it would work. Oh, it did not. Mostly the Diet Coke. Supp sounds like it would work. Oh, it did not. Mostly the Diet Coke. It did not. It's supposed to be about sugar and potassium right before you go to bed. You need to stop being afraid to take medicine. Yeah, the wet sock, though, the idea is it puts moisture back into your body.

I'm sorry, I'm tired. All right, we'll end the show. No, I'm not saying to end the show. I'm just tired. I yawned twice. You think a kid could swallow this? That's a choking hazard. Yeah, if he does, it's a real big problem.

What about this? This is fine. That's fine. Well, that's on a rope. He's not going to swallow the whole rope. Wait, I just got an idea. A face mashup of TJ and Stephen Che, and it's T-Che. Tee-jin-che.

Whoa. That would be fucking hilarious Alright so Owen KB and Nick We're not gonna see you for two weeks Right Three weeks right Two

Oh two You guys are going on Barstool vs America Yeah Who's gonna win If you can get eliminated I'll fast track that I don't think you can

I don't think you can You guys have happy hours on deck So many happy hours If you can get eliminated, I'll fast track that. I don't think you can. I don't think you can, yeah. You guys have happy hours on deck. So many happy hours. Tampa to Nashville. You staying anywhere nice? Nashville to Madison. Madison to Chicago. Give us the Madison recs, bro.

Chicago to Boston. Alice is in the mix, I think. What are the Madison recs? I'll give you all of them. Yeah, we're driving from Nashville to Dallas, which is like a 14-hour drive. I thought you were driving also from Chicago to Boston. Yeah, you are. You guys are screwed.

And then we get back here for a week, and then we do Rediscovering America road trip. Where was that? We're just working men in showbiz. Huh? Shit, and then we get back, and we have Parcel Idol. We got to fucking plan that. Yeah, and then we have fucking and we have Parcel Idol. We got to fucking play him. Yeah, and then we have fucking Beach House with James. And Mangold.

Mangold. I think we should tell Mangold. He's cool. I was actually thinking like he's cool. I kind of don't want Mangold to be there. I thought that was the thing, yeah. Yeah, let's just go to his house. We find out when he's going to be at his house, find the good dates,

and then just take one of the bad ones. Really? Let's just show up. I. We find out when he's going to be at his house, find the good dates, and then just take one of the bad ones. Really? Let's just show up. I'm sure we could break in. He could drink a case of beer on his own and film it. We'll watch it, maybe have it on in the background as we're at his house. Imagine if Mangold pulled up the Yak one day and we were just doing a case race from his house. At his house.

What the fuck? Walks in a different room and finds us. I feel like he lives there with his family for like a month. Yeah, no, I was joking. I was saying it'd be funny if we just broke into his house for a case race. Yeah, no, I'm going to tag him in the social clip in a minute. Mangold. Mangold.

We're fucking coming. Do you think he could legitimately win the case race by himself? Yes. Easily. Yeah. Easily. Offensive linemen are the best drinking athletes of any position. Maybe not easily.

I think it'd be right around. Do you think he would destroy Dana or Dana's pace? Yes. Also, I don't know. He probably doesn't drink like, I don't know, maybe he does. But he's huge. Chill, bro. I've seen him on a gentleman's Friday. He's tall as fuck. You can put him down like that? Put't drink like Adam. Maybe he does. But he's huge. Chill, bro. I've seen him on a gentleman's Friday.

He's tall as fuck. You can put him down like that? Put him down like that. He's not that much bigger than Dana. Yes, he is. Not that. We've been around him. He's like, he's a big guy.

But he's not like a giant guy. Could we do like a three versus one? I think two people could beat him. You do? Yeah. I think they could. I think Dana and I could beat him. do? yeah I think Dana and I could beat him

yes we gotta reseed the teams we're not giving Dana enough credit he put him down he really did what if it was like a boxing card

and it's like you two against him like this person oh yeah like fucking head to head I like that or we could do me and Dana

versus Mangold and then teams of three underneath us like that yeah Shane Gillis also has and Dana versus Mangold and then teams of three underneath us. I like that. Shane Gillis also has to be in the next time we do one. Really? Yeah. In.

Love that. Yeah, he said he wanted to get a – He had like 18 years on Logan. That actually – you know what? I'll just say 100,000. Yeah. 100,000 views. Shane Gillis will do the case race with us.

Yes. We might have to go to – That's actually – That will be very fun. Ireland or wherever the fuck. That's what we got to start doing is just doing – because we're going to have to do a lot of case races very Ireland or wherever the fuck That's what we gotta start doing Is just doing Cause we're gonna have to do A lot of case raises

Cause we're gonna get like 10 million subscribers this year Yeah So we just gotta get Different guests Celebrity case raises Fuck yeah Jerry, you think you could

Drink 24 Diet Cokes? No 24 seltzers 24 of what? What can you drink a case of? 24 Shirley Temples 24 Shirley Temples? 100%

You dabble in You dabble in the NA game or no? The 0.0s? No, no, no. No, the Heine's, no. The Heine's. Yeah, I did. That's easy work for me. 24?

100%. On ice? Yeah, heavy ice. Yeah, but Shirley Temples are usually like six ounces. Yeah. Or if you want to do no ice, I could do those too. 24 no but Shirley Temples are usually like six ounces. Yeah. Or if you want to do no ice, I could do those too. 24 no ice Shirley Temples. That would be gross.

That would be so gross. Favorite drink of all time. It is a great drink. I love a Shirley Temple. Alright, see everyone Monday. Have a good weekend. Oh, fuck. Bird dogs. Oh, yeah. Bird dogs Oh yeah Bird dogs God damn it

I'm wearing bird dogs Right now Let's do five more minutes You forgot that you were Had to do it Because you were so relaxed So comfortable I forgot I was wearing pants

Can I show you guys Something real quick About the bird dog pants Go to birddogs.com Right now Use promo code yak We really need you to do that To support the show

So we can start Just doing this show It's a lunge Can I show you something No no no Even no, no. Even better? I got something even better. Ah.

What you got? What you got? Ready? Ready to get marble pockets. Oh, they got marble pockets. They got a built-in marble pocket.

Oh, and it looks like your dick wraps around to your side. Yes. It looks like you got a lumped out head. A lumpy dick head that wraps around to your butt pocket. That's in the perfect spot because you won't sit on it either.

Yeah, you'll never sit on your marbles. Actually, Bird Dog started as a marble company. I was losing my marbles. Started as a marble company and then they branched out into pants. They're like, well, we have all these marbles. Where do we put them? Pants. In our pants. In our pants. Yeah. Used, well, we have all these marbles. Where do we put them? Pants. In our pants.

Pants. Yeah. Used to put them in crown royal bags. Now we put them in pants. Pants. They make your ass look fat. You got a fat ass in those pants. Oh, and you want to swallow one?

Yeah. Owen would swallow a marble. Not today, dude. I'm not really trying to wait around while you die or don't die. Dude, just be quicker if you're going to fucking choke to death. It'll be a good game while you die or don't die. Just be quicker if you're going to fucking choke to death. It'll be a good game show. Die or don't die. It's like, pick or no pick.

They have to tell. I think he's dead. Let me try and fuck his mouth. I remember the last time Marbles was in the stool. Get out fast. We also need to get our subscriber up to 80k we're at 71 and change earlier today which was a nice oh 80k for frank to eat an edible yes 80k everyone subscribe tell your friends brandon had a good idea too oh yeah brandon said he would also eat an edible say your

idea i said we should have an unshown edible wheel and half half of us should eat an edible, half of us should not. Or like envelopes. Everybody gets an envelope, and you find out. Or there's a chocolate in the envelope, and it's either real chocolate or edible chocolate, and you'll find out right there. Half of us own an edible, half of us not. I like that. We've got to figure it out. We should diversify it as much as people are willing to as well.

Yes. Different drugs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm not willing to do anything but an edible. You said willing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm not willing to do anything but an edible. He said willing. He said willing.

That's true. Anything edible? You want to pop a bean? With me? What is that? Hey, guys, half day? Hey? Tinted windows.

Tinted windows. No idea I haven't broke out The half day in a while Felt good Didn't even know Who said that Make the half day joke

You know Actually I'd say it All the time to Jerry Yeah I was gonna say Shout out to Jerry though Got here at 1030 this morning No problem

No problem No problem Easier for some of us Than others For dogs.com slash yak. Or promo code yak. All right. Everyone have a great, safe weekend.

We'll see you back on Monday. Good luck, boys. I'm going to miss you guys. Thank you. Thank you. We'll see you next time. It's the act