The Yak - American Hero Wonton Don Saved a Plane From a Crazed Passenger | The Yak 2-21-24

Episode Date: February 21, 2024

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Roback.com. The sick boys are back. Oh, yeah. You were just coughing. Good to be back. Kate, one day back already late. I know. That's going to be a demerit. What the fuck is this?

Weren't you in the military? Is this the stuff? Oh, my God. A gift for Paco. She brought a gift. By the way, I saved my first zen all the way till the yak today. That's big. That's good.

Are we allowed to toss them around mid-broadcast? Sick boy, yeah. I'll give you one. But that just means I'm going to be buzzing for about 20 minutes. Did you get the other fellas' gifts yesterday? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sort of a gift.

Her name was Kara. Yeah. She was an angel. Yeah, Mook, you carried her. You did good, man. It was a good carry. Kara's boyfriend, Kara hit me up last night, and she was like, thank you so much for being so nice to me.

And she's like, look, I told my boyfriend that I went in, and Kara's boyfriend and I took a picture together in 2016. Wow. At a club in River North, I think with the Cubs there. Look at that. Yeah, you're about to get invited. You're about to get invited. Looking for a third, actually.

That's cool. Did you still put a bow on the whole thing? Why not? Put a bow on it. Why not? What type of shit were you doing in 2016? PMT just started? Just started.

Had started like nine months before the picture was taken. Wow. When were you playing drinking games like beer pong at Illinois in Champaign? That was 2014. That was for an ad deal. Okay. That was for Neighbors 2, I want to say. A movie?

Yeah. Maybe Neighbors 1. Maybe Neighbors 1. You might be right. Kyle Sneaky opened up the gift. Yeah, what did you get? A beautiful portrait of the Catskills that would go. Oh.

Wow, it's got the pants on. Oh, yeah. In the cat room. I would also put this in my regular living room because it would go well. Did you draw that? I did. Did you ruin the piece? I did.

Wait, what did she do? She drew a little sharpie uh it's more like a sheep zoom in i didn't even notice that he's king of the cast yeah but that cat's huge compared to those hold on did you hold on that's a massive cat keep it up keep it up that's obviously piper jones obviously Piper Jones. Yeah, that's Piper Jones. Wait, that's sharpied in? Yeah. Mm-hmm. It's a lot more egregious up close.

I don't know. Maybe this will take up a shelf. Yeah. This will look great in your drawer. Prime drawer real estate. Thank you. Your drawers are too empty. Did you get the second count?

No. I think we're getting jitters. Your drawers are too empty. Did you get the second cat? No. I think we're getting Jitters. Uh-oh. That's a really good cat name, by the way. Mr. Jitters? Yeah. Three-legged cat. Well, your girlfriend's very allergic to cats. Yeah.

Ever increasingly. I don't think those are Jitters. Jitters. How is that just being found out? Kyle's been doing it. She's just sneezing all the time? It took me a while to figure out and I'm like, oh, fuck. She didn't say anything because she likes cats so much and we love sleeping with the cats. Okay.

So Piper Jones is not in jeopardy. Not in jeopardy. But two would be a lot. Second one is a lot. Yeah. But we'll see. Two and you might end up being on Dateline. You're like, this man killed his girlfriend. You cats. He just kept on collecting them.

Yeah. Think anyone's ever actually killed someone that way? With allergies? I feel like actively been like, I know that I'll get caught if I poison this person. It just happened with the high school football team. See the football thing? Yeah, with peanut butter. There's a guy, there's a football player that had a peanut allergy, a deathly peanut allergy,

and the other team, or the other players stuffed his locker with peanuts. And his mom's suing the school. Wait, did he die? No, no, no. No, you can't sue the school. That's a prank. She's suing the school. But they made sure the day before, like, hey, this could kill you, right?

Like, you are deathly. So that's a murder attempt. Yeah. I almost killed TJ Watt the same way. What? Did you know he was allergic? We interviewed him, yeah, and I looked it up, and he was allergic to tree nuts. And then I took out a bag of almonds, and I was going to throw it at him.

He's like, those are tree nuts, dude. I had no idea. Did you guys know tree nuts? What does that mean? It's tree nuts that come from a tree. Kind of self-explanatory, but I didn't realize. You just had a bag of almonds with you? I brought him to show him the nuts.

I thought tree nuts were like I like almonds. I like peanuts. I like cashews. I like tree nuts. I thought tree nuts were its own thing. Oh, you thought it was. Oh, there's some good tree nuts right here. These aren't tree nuts. These are almonds.

Right. When he was like, I was like, that's the pussiest allergy ever. Just tree nuts? No one even eats tree nuts. And then I found out all nuts are tree nuts. What is it about finding out someone's allergic to something that you just want to challenge? Yeah, you want to be like, let's see. I know you're allergic. I know you're gluten intolerant that you just want to challenge. Yeah, you want to be like, let's see. I know you're allergic.

I know you're gluten intolerant, but just try this bread. You have to try the bread. I've been through that song and dance so many times with cats and dogs. It's like, are you actually? Pet my dog. I want to see what happens. And it's like, no, I don't want to do that at all. Put your face in his fur.

Yeah. I had a buddy put a cat paw in my mouth at a sixth grade sleepover. Yeah. Yeah. One of those middle school sleepovers my mouth at a sixth grade sleepover. Yeah. Yeah. One of those like middle school sleepovers. That's a good ass break. And they were like, yeah, we believe you now because I had to go to the ER. You had to go to the ER from a cat paw in your mouth?

Yeah, dude. I woke up like having an asthma attack. He fish hooked you with a cat? Yes. Put the paw into my mouth while I was sleeping. Was the cat? How'd the cat react? The cat didn't know what the fuck was going on.

Honestly, I feel worse for the cat. Yeah, me too. What if the cat was allergic to gingers? Yeah, or the cat was asleep and pissed itself as its hand was in your mouth. Warm mouth. Yeah. That was a rough one. Would you piss yourself just like the water if you were sleeping and I was sucking on

your fingers? Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Probably exactly like that. Or you'd have a wet dream. Did you guys used to fish hook people? No.

Like that? No. Yeah. That sensation drives me mad. Yes. Don't put your finger in my mouth. My friends and I brought it back when we were in Mexico, and it got bad. You were doing it?

Yeah. Four days ago. What were you guys on? We were drunk in the pool and started fish hooking. That's more than drunk. I forgot how much it sucked. I woke up, my mouth was just like bleeding. I've missed the fish. I know the-

I've never done it either. What is it? You just walk by your buddy and fishhook him. Without having it be a problem. I will not do anything bad. Okay. So back in high school, college you would you would fish hook your friend and there's literally no way to get out of it sorry sorry sorry sorry that was just

i didn't do that stuck it's hard to get out of you can't you can't get out of it because you go you did that to your friends i won't do it hard i won't do it like if you. You will do it hard. I won't do it hard. I won't do it hard. Like, if you try to fight, which way do you fight? You got to go, yeah, you can't. Yeah, you can't go anywhere. Oh, fuck. It's a terrible, terrible thing. So you were doing that with your friend?

Correct, in the pool. Talking about, like, stock portfolios. That's not what we talked about. My friends are just as dumb as me. Oh, really? Yeah, oh, yeah. Ain't no way. Yeah, maybe dumber.

And, yeah, we were fishhooking. And then we actually had to do a truce. We went, like, basically through the whole stages where it was, like, you know, Middle East. There's bombs being thrown there. Everyone's like, we've got to have a fucking truce here, guys. Someone's going to get hurt. You call a truce, but then someone immediately breaks it. Someone always breaks the truce.

Okay, now for real. This is official. This is official now. Just had to get one more in. Bad in ear cupping. Oh, I never ear cupped. You never ear cupped? Yeah, ear cupping.

You guys are assholes, man. Casey Hancock would ear cup me all the time. That makes sense. Mine was five stars on the back. Oh, five stars were great. I never five stars. Wait, what's ear cupping? Mine was ear cupping.

You walk up behind me. Show me on Brandon. Yeah. Do you need to see a five stars on the back. Oh, five stars were great. I never five stars. Wait, what's your cut? You walk up behind me. Show me on Brandon. Yeah. Do you need to see a five stars? Yeah, we're going to have to see five stars. We did open necks in my school. What's open necks? I can show you on Brandon. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that hurts. Sucks. Five stars and bag flips. You guys do bag flips? Is that with your testes? No, that's with your actual backpack. Oh, yeah. Empty everything. Flip it over.

That's fun. I guess. Towel whips always sucked. Mook, you had a wheel bag. Towel whips were huge. Towel whips were. Yeah. You won million percent.

I had a roll. Backpack. Towel whips, though, I feel like there was more of an art to it. A fish hook, I understand, is just a brute like it's a horrific thing yeah and it's you only could do it if everyone is agreeing that we're fish hooking at that given time towel whips if you get a good towel whip it's like whoa man you you're pretty good i would pre-game the public pool with um painkillers that's what all it was the locker room of a public pool was just hurting each other. Yeah. You're right. Panting each

other. Towel whip really hurts. Well executed towel whip. It's the speed of sound when it cracks, right? It's very impressive. I kind of want a towel whip right now. Put it on the wheel. Yeah, we should put that on the wheel. Put it on the wheel.

Yeah, we gotta put that on the wheel. On your back. On your bare back. I can already feel it. Let's just do it. Yeah, we got to put that on the wheel. On your back. On your bare back. I can already feel it. Let's just do it. No. Yeah. I think we should just do it. I shouldn't have disagreed.

Yeah, let's do it. Have you heard of Jax the Whipper? What's that? I saw him at the Renaissance Fair a little while back. He does inspire. In what world would we have heard of him? I don't know. Not quite.

I don't know. You guys pull up. You were watching maggots eat a watermelon the other day. That was me. That was me. Worm. Worm. That's actually a fair counterpoint.

Yep. That's fair. Mealworm. But he does entire songs with whips. Really? He can whip so fast. Oh, shit. He's got like a million followers.

We see his. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Let's watch him. But he can do like whole songs. He takes requests. He's like, what song do you want to hear?

He does comedy clubs. Wait. I want to. This might be our new Lin Sham. He's probably better than Shin Lim. Shin Lim? Oh, yeah. Whoever we gave those tickets to, let us know how it was. Yeah. I want to watch this guy, Jax the Whipper.

He's got millions of followers. Oh, almost a million. Yeah. You saw him? I saw him at a renaissance fair in Jersey. No shit. How old are you? He's a goofball.

You're 12 years old. You bitch. You were one year old when that song came out. Maybe. Oh, God. Yeah, you pussy. He's doing crowd work. Do the dance.

In these heels. Oh, is he sassy? He's so sassy. Dance besides that part. Oh. Do the dance. In these heels? Oh, is he sassy? He's so sassy. Dance besides that part. Oh. Oh, shit. All right, all right. Wait, he is wearing heels.

Yes, he is. Let me see if we can get this. Cool. This might be a fast version. Oh, that's way too fast. Whipping here today. Oh, sorry. Dutchie Whipper, he's going to do his show. It's way too fast. Whipping here today. Oh, sorry. Dutchie Whipper, he's going to do his show.

It's totally cray when he whips and you will sing along and you'll want to sing. I don't like that anymore. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Totally cray. It is so cray. Cray again. I'm whipping.

I'm whipping here while I don't whip my head. Okay, well, it was different when I saw it. Well, that was a bad one. That was a bad clip. That's the least I've ever liked somebody in that clip. I hate that guy. Let's give him a redemption clip. I'm sorry.

I thought he played music. I liked the guys in Django more. Oh, God. That guy was the worst. When I went, people were there. What are you you fucking 12? Hey fuck you You don't know shit

That was like gay or Matt Wright I'm gonna dance now Let me scream Gangnam Style at you in these heels It was different in my memory Give him a redemption clip TJ Oh no this is gonna be even worse It might be He gets one redemption

Oh is he posting hot pics? Oh that cat Let's see the cat Did he put his finger in that cat Do you want some treats Do you want some food Do you want some food No

Oh his cat is Come on let's get some treats Let's go Come on What I've never seen a cat carry something like that How's it meowing Oh that's a fat belly.

There you go buddy. There you go. You get a treat. This is not training you well. This is just reinforcing bad behavior. But come on up. There you go. There you go. There you go. Get that treat. There's a good boy. Why is there a bloody knife? That's a great question.

You only get one treat. You want some treats? Anyway that's Jax the Whipper who I remember very differently. That's a great question. There is a bloody knife. You only get one treat. What the fuck? Anyway, that's Jax the Whipper, who I remember very differently. Give him one redemption whip. You said he played music with his whips. Okay. People request songs from me. I am drawing a blank on that one.

I know that one. How's that go? Okay, so if you just kind of mumbly for yourself. Turn it down because he's going to yell at you. That doesn't really help me. He's so condescending. Yeah. He's got heels on.

People could not get enough of him, and people went there just to see him. All right, yeah, yeah. That one I can do. This is like a what do you do for work sales. Oh, wow. Yeah. Ooh, I'm a whipper. Wait.

I'm a whipper who has whips, yeah. Gonna do it, help people unlock their king's weight. I kind of like him again. Wait, no. No, no. I like him again. Better. Because he's so sassy.

This is the worst shit I've ever seen. He wasn't even making like a good rhythm or melody. He's not singing the song. He's just fucking whipping and screaming lyrics. Yeah, but I kind of like him. He's like the gayest straight guy ever. And like Renaissance Fair people, humor is very different than

it's like young Sheldon humor. It's like it's a different. Fucking hilarious. Yeah. God damn, that's funny. Jack the Whipper. I'm sorry about that, everyone. No, that's what the yak is, watching clips and grading them. Okay.

That's what we do. That's what we do. Okay. By the way, Donnie's coming in today. We're going to reenact. Thank God. Unbelievable. We talked about this on the rundown a little bit.

I texted him. I was like, are you going to be in? He said he lands at 1130, and we're going to reenact it. And he said, Brandon is about the size of the man. Whoa. That's perfect. That's perfect. Donnie double fish hooked him to bring him down so i have to four of y'all have to duct tape me and well we'll see how it reenacted we don't know what happened that's what he said he said

they duct taped him and flexicuffed him when i saw the initial photo i thought that donnie took that photo and it took me a minute to realize that he was in the middle of it. Wait, he was? Yeah, he's a hero. Oh, let me see that photo. I didn't see that. He's in the blue shirt. He's wearing his Termies sweatshirt. And you can see it in the thing. I was just stuck on that one guy that looks kind of like a fatter, remember Trump's lawyer?

Michael Cohen. Yeah, the guy who does the clip like more, more. That's Donnie right there in the blue sweatshirt. Oh, shit. Dude, that's donnie right there in the blue oh shit dude that's a thrill i couldn't imagine to be the hero unbelievable i bet you there's some dudes are like claiming heroism yeah oh yeah for sure they touched him the guy in the glasses that's the closest is probably claiming that he helped i'd be so mad if i was like in the back of the plane i I couldn't help.

Yep. I would just tell anybody I helped. Yep. I would just, you know. Yeah. Nobody off the plane can help. Well, but then you have a very famous, you know, travel vlogger in Donnie who documented it.

He said he was drunk. Yeah. Look at his follow-up tweet. He has a picture of the guy, and so you can see his size going down the steps of the plane. Oh, big boy. Yeah, he's a big guy. He's taller at the lower steps.

We're going to need Brandon. That guy's lucky Mark Wahlberg wasn't there. Yeah. Holy shit. That was awesome. What a thrill. You can't actually open a plane door when it's in the air, can you? I think it's the pressure.

You can't. Right. But, like, still, I mean, I would still be freaking out. Yeah be freaking out yeah you're not just be like just let him go yeah he's wasting his time going for the exit row do you think yeah because that's the time where the exit row people have to like step up oh yeah do your job yeah finally you get you you have a chance to live up to the seat you've been well half the people that say they they are able or not every time yeah but yes of course i can that's like one of the rare times when you get like free shots at a guy yeah yeah i don't know that's the guy i'm assuming

will uh maybe stab me you think so yeah he's doing whatever that was but if once once he's like detained you could just punch him yep oh yeah it's yeah. It's like a guy who slaps a woman in public. Everyone can just go and fucking beat the fuck out of him. You're allowed to do it. Yeah. There's very rare cases. Do you guys have interesting plane experience stories? None.

Because I have zero. I fly a lot. Nothing story worthy. Remotely interesting happens on planes. He probably flies the most out of all of us here, right? Yeah. Yeah. And this is his first one. Yeah, I think the coolest one I ever had was someone spilled an entire glass of white wine on me, and I was such a pussy.

I was like, whatever. I had a guy puking, walking up the aisle. We had our plane go off the runway, right? In St. Louis? With Donnie? We had to get towed in? Whoa, that's crazy. So having Donnie is what made it cool.

I was just hoping that we would get to go down the slide. Oh, that's a thing. You think the slide's real? Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Let's go, Donnie. Let's go, Don. He's got head real estate.

Yeah, wait. He might have been first. I knew his ass cracked. I was waiting for it. I called it on the rundown. I said, I bet his ass crack was out. I was just kind of falling in. Did I not call it? You did. I thought you were talking about the guy, though. No said I bet his ass crack was out. I was just kind of falling in Did I not call it? Yeah, I thought you're talking about the guy though. No Donnie's ass crack always

He's fighting. Oh shit Da oh my god hero Does he get airplane points from the airline for this? He should. He definitely should. This might sound wrong, but maybe our flight attendants shouldn't be women and our gayest. We send our gayest.

I think they just assume that there'll be enough guys like Donnie, like ourselves, who are just chomping at the bit to have a situation like this. Do they still put air marshals on flights? I don't think they're... Maybe? On mine and Tommy's flight to London, there was this dude who got up to pray, and he was at the exit door, and he kept on pushing his head against the door,

and Tommy moved back. No, no, Tommy freaked out. Was he praying Islamicallyically yeah okay um which yeah okay um that is the type of that's fair that's fair commentary theories yeah the mind races emphasis on the last word there um but me and this other guy looked at each other and he nodded to me and i did not want any of that and he nodded to me like are you ready to go gettingis on the last word there. But me and this other guy looked at each other, and he nodded to me, and I did not want any of that. And he nodded to me like, are you ready to go? They're getting you on the team.

Yeah. Oh, God. Are you ready to go? You were like, no? I looked at him, and I was just like, dude, you're being racist. Let him pray. Have you, not even just on a plane, like on zbt we call them like i wish a motherfucker would moment where you go through boot camp and they teach you this like super

basic karate but for the one week you have before you have to like report to the fleet you think you can beat anyone's ass right you feel so like you go out to the bars with your friends you're like well you're like i wish a motherfucker would yeah like you'd actually get your ass beat probably but like have you ever had a moment nope like that Like that? I don't think I have. But it's not based off my ability. It's every time I'm out with Stinky Tony, he's my muscle. Yeah. And so that's my, yeah.

That's why I would never learn like self-defense, jujitsu, because you don't get opportunities to actually try it. Right. That's like mastering art, but never getting a paintbrush. There you go. But you would be able to, if a motherfucker paintbrush. But you would be able to. If a motherfucker went for you, you would be able to. Oh, yeah.

Wrestling. I would be able to wrestle. Yeah. But it's not confidence inducing enough without being able to strike. Yeah, but wrestling was basically what they had to do on that plane. They had to wrestle that guy to the ground. I actually brought you up when I was in Mexico at one of the dinners. One of my friends was like, I want to get my four and a half year old into wrestling.

And I was like, don't. My friend got mouth herpes. All you gotta say. That's literally what I said. I was like, nah, you don't want to do that. I'll get anyone out of considering that. Just show them the picture. Yeah.

Yeah, I wish a motherfucker would. Yeah, I wish a motherfucker would yeah i wish a motherfucker would i would do nothing i i feel like i'm perfectly equipped to be like the third guy in third yeah yeah let someone else go first then another guy then it's like all right like kind of jump on the pile yeah i got that weight to jump on the pile but not actually do anything I wish that's a thrill Donnie's got to be living off a fucking adrenaline high and best case scenario there's people there filming it and photographing it

it would have been pointless if we didn't know about this if we didn't see it in that moment it's like what 1 verse 70 yeah right that's what I'm saying there's very rare moments in life where it's like you just get free shots and you know you're going to win. I'd be ball tapping. But getting like knocked

out by that guy would suck. Yeah. You're the one dude. That's why you could never be the first guy in. You got to be the third guy. You have to wait for your moment. Yeah. You got to wait till it's like, alright, this is pretty much set. Now I jump in. I want to be in one real bad.

We should maybe mimic one. Yeah, just get Brandon belligerent. I guess we're going to do it in a second. Yeah, Brandon starts hollering. At some point during this show, I'm going to go open that door, and you'll have to stop me. You guys stopped an intruder that one time, right? Oh, yeah.

Well, we didn't really stop him. Oh, when Mintzy did? Mintzy's guest? Everybody but Mintz, yeah. Can we watch that clip? Oh, Mintzy. Oh, by the way, you guys weren't here yesterday. I've received full consent.

We are tagging Mintzy like a shark. We're going to put an air tag on him. So now we're going to track him. That's awesome. Yeah. He was like, yeah, I guess. I don't think he understood what it was. No. But we will be tracking all of his movements going forward just to know where he is.

It's probably going to be I would love that. One of three places. Here? It's either here, his apartment, or wherever White Spray of Panic is at the of three places. Here. It's either here, his apartment, or wherever Widespread Panic is at the moment. Yeah. True. We should see if we can track a Widespread Panic member as well.

Yeah. See how often. We could just track him by looking at their tour dates. Yeah, that too. He's a pacer. I know. I want to see it. Like a Pac-Man.

You actually can. They like have. Maybe I'm thinking of it wrong, but like TJ, is there a way that we can like track like his like heat path of like pacing? That would be incredible. We're going to go analytics on his. Yeah. On Mincy's everyday life. Yeah.

Maybe we get one of those like sports bras that the soccer players use to see how far they've ran in a game. We actually had a company come in. They wanted to put the NBA player tracking data in our office so that when we played pickup or the Yak-Gon, we can get data on. Why don't we? It was apparently a gigantic network headache to set up but uh yes i'm like

that remember when white socks dave was like bragging that he got up he was gonna hook us up with touch tunes in the office oh yeah so like the thing we could do for free yeah we could pay to do yeah and also that we have limited songs spot, guys, guess what? That was awesome. You guys see Bobby Portis was here yesterday? Yeah. Pretty crazy. How did he just end up here?

He was just shooting around? Yeah. It was awesome. Awesome. I hope it becomes a thing. But yeah, we had Morgan and Morgan here. Dan Morgan, we were doing a commercial, and I guess he knows Bobby, and he was like, Bobby can't find a gym.

And he's in Chicago. He has a place here during All-Star break. He said, he can't find a gym. Can he come here? I was like, yeah, no problem. Wow. So he just came and did a workout at 7 o'clock last night. And then I am establishing that any NBA player who wants to do a workout,

their only rule is they have to play Jerry one-on-one. And win. Yeah. But Jerry, if he hits a three, he automatically wins. By the way, he doesn't like basketball. Jerry, take your vape out. Oh. Yeah.

That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. That's really cool. That is cool. Yeah. Like, maybe we'll just be a place that guys can just come work out. A gym. Yeah. Yeah, gym. We've got some Celtics players coming this afternoon.

Yeah? Yeah. Derek White, Peyton Pritchard. Oh, my God. Yeah. Studs. Studs. Those are two legitimate studs. Derek White iston Pritchard oh my god yeah studs studs those are two legitimate studs

Derek White is very good Peyton Pritchard also is good yeah they're both in the NBA yeah Derek White had a an arguments family all-star team this year

did he win it no to be on the all-star no he did not make it so he didn't win it lost the argument oh yeah he did boy make it. That's why he didn't win it. Lost the argument. Oh. Yeah, he didn't win it. They could.

Boy dad fan. Oh, boy dad. They should put people on the All-Star game based on how well they argue their own case to be on the All-Star team. Yeah, I met Derek White in an elevator after I got eliminated from Surviving Barstool the first day, and it was a painful encounter because I was like, I obviously recognized him, and I was like, yeah, I have a podcast and my producer is a big Celtics fan. He's like, I know.

Oh. Well, now I sound stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Laying it down. Yeah. Yeah. I went to some school outside of Boston.

What? That's what people say when they went to Harvard. Oh, yeah. It's like Malia Obama trying to direct movies now, but she's going by Malia Lee. Is that real? What the fuck? Just embrace the nepotism at that point.

Yeah, it's not your fault. Embrace your name. Go for it. Do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Brandon. She should go by her dad's middle name she should go by Big Mike

that spider's just fucking chilling yeah that's what he does he's just doing his thing dude I fuck with that barista out there yeah you were flirting with him For like 30 minutes We were talking coffee You didn't just get your drink You were asking him about the nuances of baristaing

Yeah Are you attracted to him? You were He was flirting with him You don't mingle like that What were you asking him about? What kind of beans he had? I was asking him about the beans As about? What kind of beans he had? I was asking him about the beans.

Asking someone what kind of beans he had. That's flirtatious. I was curious. No, you weren't. Also, it said Stella Blue Coffee right on the thing. Yeah, but I was... You were asking about more. No, I heard him say, what's latte mean?

Did you not say that? I wanted to see how he made it. That's flirting. You're flirting. That's weird, dude. That's flirting. You're flirting. That's weird, dude. That's flirting. Like, if you go to a bar and, like, have a hot bartender, you're like, what is in there? What's a Manhattan?

Yeah. That's flirting. He was making one, and Mook was standing behind him, guiding his hand. Yeah. You were flirting. He was showing me a thing or two. You were saying, mm, after every sip. Wait, did we just fail our test? He walked out. Oh, no. No, no were flirting. He was showing me a thing or two. You were saying, mm, after every sip. Wait, did we just fail our test?

He walked out. Oh, no, no, no, no. He said that door. He did say that door. Oh, okay, that door. All right. Damn it. Wait, should we go get him?

I was planning like a rollback. We should keep him from sitting down. Wait, where is he? Like when he walks back in. Yeah. He's going to claim that we failed. I can't wait to recreate this. By the way, DraftKings, we're excited to announce our partnership

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and responsible gaming resources. Nick, did you forget to say anything to me today? You look really thin, man. Yeah, you look really fucking skinny. First day of diet. There was a lot of egg. A lot of hard-boiled egg in that meal prep. How many did you have today?

I had three. Your farts are going to be nasty. Nasty. What is Brandon doing? Is he looking for clues? He's just testing the strength of that table. That's some dad shit right there. Yeah.

What was that? I don't think that table is properly secured. That's some dad shit right there. Yeah. What was that? I don't think that table is properly secured. I kind of want to go through a table. You want to go through a table? You want to go through a table? Wait, what's happening? Did something awesome happen? No.

Why do you want to go through a table? I've always wanted to go through a table. All right, well, let's do it. We'll get a wrestling table. That table won't work. You were seeing if you could go through that table? Yeah. Yeah.

That table is too sturdy. And you could discern that just from a couple knocks? Yeah. Oh, you can could go through that table? Yeah. Yeah. That table's too sturdy. And you could discern that just from a couple knocks? Yeah. Oh, you can't go through that table. Have you seen it? Well, I could tell from the little end table on the rundown set is the heaviest item of all time. That thing right there is 400 pounds. Not max.

Seriously? That thing right there is. Oh, damn it. Oh, that's brutal. That thing right there. Yes, he's walking into the kitchen. That thing? I'm going to need a clip of that.

Oh, no. Shit. That thing is 400 pounds minimum. You couldn't pick it up? No, it's not that. It's probably 70 pounds. Do you want to try to carry it in here? Yeah.

I think I can carry it. Can you carry it? I know you can carry it. Go do it. No, because... I'll do it. I'll do it. In one swoop. You can't set it down. Brandon, I'm on a diet. Let me do it. He's rambunctious to that. He is. He's going to be tough to take down.

I think he would be really hard to take down. Do you guys ever play that game with your friends? Smear the person? Can you put this person in a closet? Oh, no. It was like a 1v5 game. You just try to get one kid in a closet.

Was he trying to lift Max? Yeah. There's no way he can lift him. Oh, they're going to throw their backs at him. That thing. There we go. Yeah, it's a two-man job. Two shows in a row.

Oh, no. Oh, no. His pants are coming off. Oh, no. His pants. Oh, no. You got it. That's pretty heavy, huh?

Yeah. Hey, Max. I'm happy. That was fun. Thanks, Max. You Max? Good job, Max. That thing. He might be lighter than that actual thing.

You think? You sound really winded. He's a big boy. Yeah. The wind? You sound really winded. I mean, he's a big boy. Yeah. The wind has come from him. Yeah. Are you doing a workout with your diet too?

Maybe. Yeah. Maybe going to work one in. What is he looking for? I'm enjoying this. He didn't just work out. What is he... What are you doing?

What are you looking for? I'm enjoying this. He didn't just work out. What is he... What are you doing? What are you looking for? We have a video coming up. I'm just trying to... We have a video coming up. He's just trying to... Trying? He's finished. He's going to say any line.

Wait, is he tired from being carried? He's gassed. I'm so fucking beat. Max doesn't finish a lot of his sentences. He finishes them with his hands. I've got a video and I'm trying to. Very Italian of him.

His hands do a lot of his talking. That looks great. Yeah. There he goes yeah let's carry some more stuff you want to carry more brandon what's going on with you today man yeah why do you want to go through a table if you're a little frisky i'm not frisky you missed mark no if you pass a table yeah yeah if you pass a table and you're a wrestling fan sometimes you want to be put through it. Right? Am I right? That seems really painful. What's the upside?

Yes. Yes. I've gone through a table. Yeah. Mark, you've wanted to go through a table. I've gone through a table. Yeah. I have.

Sounds like most of us have gone through a table. I probably have, too. It's something you'd remember. I was going to take in the Stone Cold Stunner. I had an exaggerated sell. I'm going to take in the Stone Cold Stunner. I had an exaggerated sell. I'm going to need to see that. Or flip over backwards. Who's your favorite at selling?

Mr. Perfect. I've sent you GIFs of him selling before. I like Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler's very good, too. I think it's that head of head. Dolph's up there. But Mr. Perfect, when he took the turnbuckle bump from Hulk Hogan and he flipped around and spun 180 raising the air it's unbelievable do you like uh flair solid i think he's a little goofy

yeah you can't have goofy and wrestling no i just think he's a little over the top you should have your breath back by now do you have yours yeah 100 well i had to carry the heavier and his feet no that person's not or heavier than their torso everybody knows that we should have a day where we all get tested for diabetes i'm afraid do you you're peeing a lot like do you have particular order you won't like maybe you first and if there's enough time somebody else i think i'm good it wouldn't be the worst thing for the show if you had to fight some type of disease and we got to make like bracelets brandon strong yeah lupus is it terminal or is it can i beat it you can beat it okay although you probably might not fight yeah yeah all right fight like brandon brandon strong you just die it's brandon strong parentheses Fight like Brandon. Die. Brandon Strong. Brandon Strong.

You just die. It's Brandon Strong parentheses or just give up. Brandon Strong parentheses goodbye, Brandon. Just stop fighting. Don't be like Brandon. Brandon Strong for the first round only. Then we'll just kind of chill out and die. A walk for Walker is very marketable.

Oh. Okay. Okay. Hey, do you have that clip of Mincy? My breath is back. TJ, I saw you pull it up for a second there. I want to see his reaction. Oh, he had someone getting booted.

No one's ever had a worse reaction. We had a homeless guy and a... Whoa. All right. Homeless guy and a vlogger. Holy... Oh, God, Mincy. Yeah, love it.

Get him, Ebony. Ebony. Ebony. Oh, Big Eb. With the hood up was so cool. And look. Ebony. And Spider.

And look. Ebony. And Spider. And Cody. Everyone's pushing him. I'll host Pick Central. Do not get paid enough to get myself involved in that. This is Megan Nunes. Mincy. Oh, man. He recognized me.

He's like, nope. Oh, man. He recognized me. He's like, nope. Oh, yeah. You can see the realization. The fact that that's going in the lobby. You gave him the double birds? Yeah. That's going in the lobby, and Mincy calmly turns his back to the situation.

Yeah. I don't want anything of this. Double birds? That was a strong move at the end oh at the end though yeah yeah once they were taken care of and out the door double birds come out it was like the uh what was it wisconsin coach when juan howard slapped having off kind of came up with the suck it yeah yeah when those guys got thrown out though that tico was coming up the elevator, that has to be like when Darth Maul, those doors opened up. It's like, good God. Because she just opened up and started swinging. That was so sick. She's almost ready.

They were like, thank God we got out of that unscathed. And then just, there's Tico in the elevator. Oh, fuck. Oh, man, Mincy. then just go in the elevator oh fuck oh man mincy what a guy what a guy and what else we got i can't wait till he's tagged that's gonna be great i probably actually have them they probably arrived today do you want to call him and just see if he picks up the phone saying, I'm here? Yeah, you call him. You call him. No, because he'll probably just...

No, I want to see what his reaction is to you. Okay. He's just going to say, what's up? KB, another day. You're not a guest on Wake Up Mincy? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's never going to happen. What's up with that?

Who knows? Yeah, I come here. Cool, God, yeah. That's never going to happen. What's up with that? Who knows? Yeah, I come here. Cool, cool, cool. All right, see you, Mincy. There you go. You got the same one, yeah. Do that for everyone, yeah. He just has to be so, like, I wonder if he has an alarm set in his phone for noon every day.

Yeah, he does. Do you think he has your number saved, Kyle? Yes. Oh, he does. Do you think he has your number saved, Kyle? Yes. Oh, he's coming down now. Yeah, he thinks that was the bad signal. Kyle, why haven't you been on Wake Up Mincy? Mincy doesn't like Kyle. He doesn't.

I don't know. I'm going on on Thursday. He talked to me. Oh, I've been back for two days. I got back and I'm on tomorrow. Maybe it's just we have a good friendship. I don't know that we do.

We relate on a lot of topics. Do you? He doesn't want to blur the lines with the friendship. I don't know what it is. It's kind of been eating at me.

Name four topics you relate on. Parachuting Molly. Yeah, but not using like in a pinch so you choke on the toilet paper and then you gag it up and then you take the molly out of the vomit and have a tremendous little day that and uh i guess we do fitness and lifting there we go that's the three

pockets a little emptier today. Mincy, you want to go find Paige and see if my packages come with your tags? Yeah, go find Paige. See if the package arrived. Your tags should have arrived. What kind of tags are these? The air tags. We're tagging you.

What kind of tags? You won't feel a thing mincy we'll put you under your first sentence did not did not deserve the reaction yeah no that was like uh he was acting like charlie chaplin organ grinder music below it mincy in a silent film what's it up i would watch a silent film with mincy i have two different socks on what are the things coming out of your pants those are strings strings to tighten the bottom there's no not tight enough got it these chairs are horrible for me. Why? Because it makes everything high water. We're fucked when it comes to summer.

Shorts ride up like crazy on these chairs. Just don't do shorts. We got to do shorts. No. Shorts never look good on camera. That's fine. They never look good if you're playing something or you're at the beach. Yeah.

I might keep some yak pants here, but otherwise I'm going shorts. That's fine. Yeah. I'm telling you, you're going to look like shit. I the beach. Yeah. I might keep some yak pants here, but otherwise I'm going shorts. That's fine. Yeah. I'm telling you, you're going to look like shit. I always do. Yeah.

We should get some yak tearaway pants. Yes. That'd be cool. Why don't we have yak warmups? We should get them. We should do a layup line before the show. We should do a layup line. Yeah. We should have the pants.

We should have the pants. We start the show and then we all rip our pants off in the first. I don't like that we only think of merches and wearable shit. I want to make other products. Like?

Air fryer. A yak air fryer. I think he's right. Put our logo on everything. Yeah. What about a yak Mercedes Benz? Why not? You can get one, I will.

Yeah. Yeah, it's already a circle We could just make that the wheel Make it the wheel Yeah BMW would probably be easier Are we doing Can we say what we're doing

Yeah I had a merch meeting yesterday And Potentially a Yak basketball Basketball Yeah Whoa Yep Yeah

The colors of the wheel What Yeah Perhaps Now that I'm thinking about it. Is a gay ball. Yeah, should we launch those in June? Yeah, let's do a gay ball.

Gay balls. Yeah, gay balls. We have a gay ball. What's up, gay ball? No, I was actually talking to your ball. Yo, gay ball. Yes. No, dude.

Ask me the gay ball. Your balls have an accent. Yes. Oh, yeah, the yak ball. I hear Paul's having an accident. Yes. Yeah, the yak basketball. We should do a Barstool versus gay basketball. I think that would be a good game.

I think we'd get crushed. Oh my God. We'd get rocked. Five top gay basketball players versus our top five guys. We'd get killed. We'd get killed. I went to Pat's

gay basketball league. He invited me to watch a game because I thought it would be hilarious. Regular basketball. Yeah. a game because I thought it would be hilarious. Regular basketball. Oh, yeah. I thought it would be so funny. More physical, dude.

What did you think was going to happen? I thought I was going to be like rolling on the ground laughing. When he invited me, I was like, yes, I'll be there. And he's like, thanks, man. I was like, no, no, no, thank you. Boring. Boring. Basketball.

Yeah, gay basketball. Yak versus gay. The matchup everyone's won. Would we have an easier time versus lesbians or gays? Lesbians. I don't know, that's a physical game. Although, isn't that the WNBA? That's WNBA.

Yeah. Shit. That's us against Chicago Sky. Oh, he's back. I don't think he has the package. He has no tags. He looks sad. It's not your fault.

No. Hasn't arrived? Not here. Not here yet. Okay. We'll wait for it to get here. Okay. All right.

He did it. Charlie Chaplin again. Thanks for coming down. How do you feel about this basketball game? Real quick, I just got one question. We don't have to talk about the Mississippi State Ole Miss basketball game. You have

still not invited Kyle on your show. I invited him formally Tuesday. I don't think you did. I want Kyle on my show. Kyle is welcome anytime. I would be lucky. No, no, that's not how it works. You invite people. You tell Nick, hey, be there tomorrow. I said Tuesday he's welcome and then he mentioned

he said I'd like to come back in April or May is what his response was. Saying you're welcome, though, that's not an invite. I assume we're all welcome. I mean, everybody on the act's invited. You see what that just did to my invite? I want you to come on this is just i mean i feel pit you've scheduled everybody else every time you ask me to come on it's usually after a big tragedy in your own personal life you start a new season and you say will you be my first guest yes see

how different that is then you're welcome to come on? Name a date and time with Kyle. Okay. Not this third. The next time we're back. I'm welcome whenever. I want you on. Is Zah welcome? Well, I would like Zah.

This is so mean. So Zah is welcome anytime? I would love to have Zah. So now we're in the same spot. I don't feel special. He wants a formal invite for just him. Schedule him on your show. When we come back the next Tuesday, will you be my guest?

What is that? This upcoming Tuesday? No, the week after. Wait, you're not doing a show next week? We have none next week and then the week after we're back. Got it. Yeah. Will you be my first guest back that Tuesday?

What date is that? That is Tuesday, March the 5th. Oh, that's – Next month? That's so far away. You might have to circle back. That might be – You know what?

I mean, if he feels slighted – Oh, I can do that. I can do that date. Oh, you should do a big cap. It's your first day back. I'm a pretzel here. I mean – Yeah, I should do that date.

Well, he – Can I do that date? Vince, is that March? Well, then when I do that to you? Is that March? Well, then when is Kyle going to do? Do you want me to come on and celebrate March? March Madness starting? I'll come on with Big Cat and we can talk. I would love that. So March 5th and 6th are set

now. Let's do a March Madness preview. When does spring football practice start? I just know the spring game is mid-April. Mid-April? So they'll probably start in March. Yeah, so Brandon will come on Thursday. I'll come on to talk football. Now when is KB going? Hell, I love how this is going.

Anybody else want to come on? We're hot. There it is. It's just the law. Ah, it's free for Tuesday. All I know is I'm just glad all y'all want to come on and wake up and see. I feel kind of special, you know?

Well, no. Ah! I just invited him on, and then y'all come. It feels like my invite was equivalent to a blanket invite everyone just show you're like I'm having a party come on by not like hey I'm having a party

Kyle I want you to be at my party I want to talk about this with you I want to celebrate this with you I want to pick your brain about X literally X I don't know I want to pick your brain about X. Literally X. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I want you on the damn... I mean, please come on. I don't know.

No, invite him for a specific reason and a specific date. Okay. Are y'all booked for the 5th and 6th or no? Well, you can book BitCat. I can move it. No, we'll keep you on there. There we go. There we go.

There we go. You're a man of your word. Damn. How about the 7th? Thursday, March 7th. Come on, improv and just roast me and mess with me as much as your heart desires. Yeah, you do all the work. You do all the work.

No, I'm not going to tell him what to do. No, when Nick comes on, it's the same thing. I just tell him. You said Nick and KB. Yeah. But when Nick comes on, I don't want to like. You want Nick to go with Kyle? I want Kyle to get his own one.

I think Kyle deserves his own show. You're on the right track now. I think Kyle deserves his own show here. I don't think it needs to be with Nick. I think Kyle – we're having a whole Kyle feature wake-up. Like his own show without you? Well, no, I'll be there. Wake-up Kyle?

I'm giving Kyle free reign to just – I don't want to tell what to do, but I'm just going to – Free reign. No, if he feels slighted, take out your vengeance. Kyle, you have free reign. Do you want Mincy on your show? Mincy, you'd understand if I'd want to do something a little solo maybe. The world is your oyster.

Okay, nice. The world is your oyster. But I want you to be only guest. But like only person. Yeah, he wants just. He wants sole autonomy. He wants me to just not even be there? Now I'm getting greedy.

I want the finale of this season. Oh, shit. Okay. Zero. Yay! Mincy, to be continued. To be continued. We'll figure it out.

March 5th, though. I don't think we hammered it down. No, it's to be continued. Okay, okay. Yeah. And then a hero comes along. Yeah, yeah. Someone do the High Noon ad reset for Donnie.

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kind of like gone through in my mind many times everyone everyone's done that yeah i wouldn't say fantasize but i was like if i run into some trouble on a plane, like the best case scenario is it's a dude who's not armed, just trying to open the plane door. Right. Because that's like a very fixable situation. If there's a guy with like a knife or a guy who like says he has a bomb, it's a little more complicated. Yeah.

But if it's just like a Brandon Walker looking dude trying to open the plane door and it's like, and you have four or five other people willing to help. It's like most of the time, five people will be able to get that guy off the door and into the aisle. What were you in the order of pouncing? You take us through the whole thing.

Take us through the whole story. Like start, you board the flight, how long into the flight, everything. Okay, so I'm at the airport i get panda express and then i get a tequila soda i don't know why but that like that combo is horrendous sounds amazing that sounds like a fighting combo yeah you have that you want to fucking fight yeah so i'm feeling very bloated but but I get on the flight, and I start watching a movie. I think I'm watching The Marvels.

Okay. Yeah. I don't think it's a great flick. And, yeah, I'm probably just about to doze off when, like, I see my wife whipperhead around, and then I hear screaming in the back. I think it's probably just, like, two dudes in a fight, which is still a crazy thing to see on a plane. You guys are up in the air. Yeah.'s probably just like two dudes in a fight which is still a crazy thing to see on a plane you guys are up in the air yeah like this is about 20 minutes 20 minutes okay yeah um but as soon as i turn around i see that it's just one guy trying to pull his seat

mate off the door because the guy's aggressively trying to open the door and he's like no no what stop stop stop and so um then i hop out and i think the guy from behind goes to help too so when he rose back he was three or four rows back so you were instant you were like i'm i'm going i was instant i was like yes um but uh when i got there there was probably already uh already two people trying to pull him off as well. I think my first move was just like I grabbed his hair because I couldn't get good grip anywhere else. Let's go. And then at one point, that clip that you guys were just watching, I had not even seen that clip. Yeah, you were going at him.

Yeah, I tried to put him in a headlock. And then once we got his, like, hands off the door, he wasn't fighting back too much. Like, he wasn't being super violent after we got him off the door. You were going for the jaw there. Because, like, at one point when I put him in the headlock, I was like, if this guy was still super violent, like, my hands were so close to his mouth. I was like, he could have just bit off my finger. Well, you could have fish hooked him. So I could have fish hooked him.

I called on the rundown before this clip that your ass crack was going to be out. Yep. I was not wearing a belt. Those pants slipped down very easy. All right, sicko. Gift that. Gift that. Nice.

He's a hero for God's sake. Okay. Who was in charge? I have no idea. I don't. I couldn't tell you. So you blacked out. Yeah, so you get him off the door, and then what happens?

We get him off the door. We get him into the aisle, and then I just sat on him in the aisle. This is how I can help the most hippo mode yeah so it was just sitting on him and then the flight attendants like still weren't in the picture so I was like what do we do now um finally once we got like one of the flight attendants came over with duct tape and then duct taped his legs together and then everyone's screaming for the flexi cuffs which i think most planes have these days yeah it's like these plastic handcuffs and like at first they're like we don't have any flexi cuffs and everyone's like oh shit but then finally

another flight attendant comes over with the flexi cuffs we get that on um i would say the person in charge would be because he was like face down in the aisle i'm sitting on him and then someone was like we need to get him on his side so he can keep breathing which i guess was smart i i mean i didn't i didn't want to kill a guy right so throughout this is he screaming or even saying anything decipherable? He's completely quiet. Oh, that's eerie. Yeah. Is anyone else on the plane screaming hysterically? I think this happened in front of a row that had two five-year-olds,

like a five and a seven-year-old. Wow. I think they were crying as soon as this started happening. But I heard from the guy that was sitting next to him, when he made a lunge for the door door he started being like I gotta get off this plane get me off this plane holy shit so he was probably having like a panic attack or something

yeah and then he was having a panic attack and the best way to get out of a panic attack is have Donnie sit on you it's very common how long did you stay on him I was on him for maybe like so once we got his flexi cuffs on and his legs duct taped, there was a row in the back with no one sitting in it.

So then three people just carried him into the back and placed him, like, in that row. And I didn't know your wife was there. She had to have been swooning. Oh, big time. Yeah. She was impressed. Yeah, buddy. Oh, my God. was there she had to have been swooning oh big time yeah she was impressed when uh when you guys get off the plane is there like a camera crew uh i think the cops stopped to talk to a few people i got off the plane and just went

straight to the bar you didn't like huddle up with some of the other people who like helped and was like holy shit like no i i will say once he was moved to the back the whole plane started to applaud which was pretty cool fuck yeah oh you did get that yeah did you dap anybody up we got the applause and then afterwards they were like we might have you back on the plane and like in like an hour i thought they were just gonna like have the cops take him off then we were gonna get right back on so So about maybe 10 people from the plane went to the bar, and then there, one guy came up, and he was like, oh, I know you from Barstool. Let me buy you a beer.

And then another dude just walked up and handed me $20. Wow. That's a good dude. Hey, thanks for stopping at Terrace. So you're sitting at the bar, and you guys are just all reliving it. Yes. Oh, yeah. That is so much. That has to be the best Thanks for stopping at Terrace. So you're sitting at the bar and you guys are just all reliving it. Yes. Oh, yeah. That is so much.

That has to be the best feeling ever. Yeah. That was fun. And then someone else bought me a beer. So everyone was very friendly and grateful. But it was not just like a one-man job. It was all about the team. Yeah.

Yeah. And then have you heard from the airline at all? No, but. You'd think. The flight attendant came and took down my name and phone number and was like this is only for good reasons so oh you might get like a something lifetime pass i mean that'd be fucking i guess yeah i guess the folks on that flight where the guy actually got the door open they got paid they got like a 1200 flight voucher that's not at all

so you were thinking about like 600 bucks they didn't stop him yeah yeah yeah wait that's the thing it's like you shouldn't necessarily be rewarded for they didn't do anything letting the guy open the door wait a guy opened a door yeah a couple weeks ago alaska i didn't know that and what happened airlines he he got sucked out he? Alaska Airlines. He got sucked out? He was the only one? He got sucked out? I think no one died. But if you're near that door, you would be sucked out if you don't have your seatbelt on. Yeah. So you can open a door.

Apparently, you can open a door before you reach cruising altitude. Oh, God. And then at cruising altitude, there's too much pressure. Imagine if you had your spy glasses on during that whole interaction. That would have been the best time. What did you say to your wife when you came back up to your seat and sat down? That had to have been something cool. Sorry about that, babe.

Where were we? Oh, you didn't pause the movie? Yeah. She was the one who took the photo and took took the photo and oh fuck yeah i needed that i could see her while i was sitting in that like on the guy in the aisle i like see her she has her phone out perfect she knows my line of work she knows yeah she wasn't there would you like real quick like hey film me real quick no but maybe afterwards i would like walk up to someone i saw filming yeah that's more than fair the footage is blurry and you're like can we do that again

yeah do another take so we got to recreate this yeah if we want we could have i don't know that you necessarily need to recreate it like we got it i don't know i'm not quite getting this is a visual show should we do it on the court? I mean, if you like line up these seats as airline seats and then have Nick as the guy sitting next to Brandon who at first is like, no, no, no, stop. Wait, hold on. Let me see if I can get chairs.

Do we have duct tape? Yeah, do we have duct tape? I'd rather not get duct taped or any. And then we could all carry Brandon into the back. I'd really like to, really like for a news company to use this recreation so keep us professional boys

and then I was putting the Ramada in that night and I was a little offended because like another guy who didn't get involved in this he was like oh they put me in the Marriott what? I was like what the fuck oh so you didn't go to your destination no they they stayed the night turned back and then i had to stay an extra night this is albuquerque albuquerque albuquerque crazy the home of breaking bad yeah check out any new you did a what? GMA.

Yes. Uh, GMA. I just talked to, uh, inside edition. I heart reached out to me to get your email address. Yeah, it is like all the people reaching out. It kind of makes me, uh, realize how good we have it, like working for Barstool. Because like most, if you're a Barstool blogger, you just write about what you find interesting and hopefully can make it entertaining.

But if you're just like a normal news journo, it's just like a race to see who can get to the most potentially tragic thing the fastest. Yeah, that would be soul-sucking. Yeah. You're just waiting for something bad to happen and then you're just being like, oh, hopefully I can like talk to the guy first.

Yeah, it seems kind of rough. This is perfect. Are you the pilot? No, I think I'm Donnie. Oh, you're Donnie. Okay, yeah, Donnie's going to walk us through this. Yeah. Big Cat has taken off his chairs in the middle of the court and set them up like the plane.

Fellas are heading out there. This is for the listeners only of the show. I'm gonna let the big boys do the work here. We have Big Cat in the front. Titus and KB. And then the door opener, Brandon. Sitting next to Nick. Oh.

We're getting specifics here. Big Cat is Donnie. Oh, is that tape? Great. Well, we want tape. Why not? And then maybe let's put KB behind. KB is moving behind the door opener. There was one dude. I have no idea.

Big Cat is strapped with tape. Is he really? Is this mic on? Yeah, that mic's on. Okay, so you're me? Yeah, I'm you. Okay. All right.

All right, so I'm dozing off? Yep, you're dozing off. You're watching the Marvels. And then, Brandon, this is when you start to have a panic attack. And then you're just like, I've got to get off this plane. And you start reaching for the door. And then Nick, you're... Sit down and reach for it.

Okay, Brandon's going for the door. He's trying to panic. Hey, oh my God, oh my God. Nick's telling him to stop. And then, oh. KB. Uh-oh, Titus is looking. Oh, oh.

There's Big Cat, a.k.a. Donnie. Trying to get him down. Okay, yep. Oh, there's the buck crack. Big pilot people, there's buck cracks everywhere. There's the buck crack. It's a lot of buck crack. An enormous amount of buck cracks.

He's got the back. Kyle's got the legs. Okay, Big Cat has the duct tape. Here we go. There's the tape. Again, his legs. Oh, shit! Still a lot of buck crack.

Nick has Brandon and April cold. He's getting his arms behind him. One more take. His hands? Yeah. The hands behind the back? Yeah, yeah. We get his hands like this.

Nick is riding Brandon like a horse. You say stop fighting? Yep. He stopped fighting. Spider with the pressure point. I'm out! And this happens every day when Brandon goes for the third Chick-fil-A sandwich. Yes, it does.

Yep. Typical scene here. A lot. Big Cat has now wrapped Brandon's ankles no less than, I'd say, 15 times with duck tape in such a way that it would be agony to take it off. All right, and then they're like, okay, there's an empty row in the back. We'll put the empty rows up there.

Okay, they're gonna bring him like a dead deer. Oh no, his little head. The people in the back lifted up his back. Oh my god, his arm is dragging. This is... I don't really know how to describe this, but this... There's a lot of skin showing from various men.

Oh, his hands are free. Brandon's trying to break out again. Get him again. He has a color red that is okay now they're duct taping is his wrist right across his arm hair we got more crack yeah now donnie's that the now famous butt crack i'll say it same boxer shorts yeah from the infamous actual plane rescue. Breaking him back up. If they drop Brandon, they're carrying him face down. It will literally break his skull. Don't hurt him. They will break his nose

and his face, but they've got him delicately down. Good work. Good job, guys. Heroes. Heroes. Just like, guys. Heroes. Nice. Heroes. We did it. Just like Donnie.

Wow. We did it. Holy shit, that was exhilarating. Yeah, I want to do that more. That wasn't too hard, right? That was incredible. Oh, my God. We should have one person a day assigned to be the secret person that has to open that

door. Yes. We have to stop them. Was that realistic or should we do it again? That was actually pretty realistic. Stop resisting! Yeah, it's over.

It's over. But how long was it back to Albuquerque? It was about a half hour. Half hour. Can we get two fake I was about a half hour. All right. Half hour. Half hour. Yeah. And then can we get to like fake police to then lead him out of the office? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Yep. Wait, can we get a clip of that? And yeah, no. All right. I'm not even lying.

He had the same physique as Brandon. I remember, I remember his gut, like falling out of his sweatshirt. Like that. He looked exactly like that. Brandon because I remember I remember seeing his gut like falling out of his sweatshirt like that it looked exactly like that we need a full clip of that and we'll just release it and be like

inside edition in Good Morning America please use for any reenactments yeah we could send this out to some news stations I think Brandon's out of breath he fought alright Brandon you can get out Kenny could send this out to some news stations. I think Brandon's out of breath. He fought. Alright, Brandon, you can get out. Can he?

Yeah, he definitely can. He's watched enough gicks in here. It astounds me how low your ass cracked. You showed an almost sensor worth amount of I thought you were going to sit on his head. Cat showed hole. Almost Almost like I was trying to read the ring Like almost whole Censor worth I thought you were gonna sit on his head Cat showed whole

Just like cat Cat showed whole Typical cat I was trying to I can't believe I can't believe cat Flashed whole Flashed whole

Who would have thought Cat flashed whole The best part about this is We get an exclusive interview With the guy who tried to open up the window. That's right. What's going on? You were good at acting panicked.

Yeah, you were good at acting panicked. Chats just made me go, we got weights and fish. I do think like Brandon was the exact same size. Let's see the recreation. He did a premeditated hold. This is where I hold it up. He had to recreate it exactly. How did it happen?

I pulled my pants out. Watch, watch, watch. That's a lot of ass. That's a lot of ass. We wanted to make it as realistic as possible. Oh, man. All right right so we have this man uh we have an exclusive interview with this man as soon as he gets this tape off i really taped you i just kept on once you get once you get one good around you can just keep going feels so good and someone said that yeah i think i mentioned

this before but that the guy like before we boarded the plane someone was talking to him and said he like seemed very nice oh very friendly so maybe he did just freak out yeah you know what the number one cause of on-flight freakouts is edibles what pre-flight incidents thc no it's not that um it's not delays oh pre-flight incidents breakups oh that was a good one break oh it's walking through a visible first class oh seeing the people and being cognizant of your low spot on the social hierarchy that's good though and so then you see that and you're like fuck those rich guys

and I'm going to take this whole plane down think about the people in first class like when I was in first class flying back from Vegas and you walked past like I hated that look you gave me it made me feel worse than you I actually think it might also work reverse because as someone who flies in first class I was disgusted, yeah. Like, it made me feel worse than you. I mean, I actually think it might also work reverse

because as someone who flies in first class, I get disgusted when they try to use our bathroom. That might make me jump out, yeah. Like, who is this person? All right, so we have the man. What happened? Why'd you do it? Yeah.

I just couldn't be with you guys anymore. I looked at the back of Titus' head. I looked at Big Cat. I looked at Nick. I looked at Kyle, and I just couldn't be with you guys anymore. I looked at the back of Titus' head. I looked at Big Cat. I looked at Nick. I looked at Kyle, and I just said, fuck it. I do not belong here. I got to get the fuck out of here. And I had the door going, and I got to be honest, the person to my right was fairly gentle.

You were trying to— I was acting. I was trying to defuse the situation. When Kyle came in, he was fairly gentle. Big Cat, you never really. I just taped you. You pulled your ass down. Titus, have I wronged you in some way?

Replay the tape. Let's see. Titus, are you mad at me? What are you talking about? Did I do something to you? Everybody's fine. You just. Oh, look at the straight.

The front. Straight for head. He grabbed my head. Oh, my God. You went straight for head. So much ass. I had nowhere else to go. Tidy's head went frontward.

I feel wrong looking at it. I thought you were going to sit on his face. I was like. Can we start it over real quick? Titus, in this scenario, you're standing outside the plane. You're not in the plane. Yeah, we did call you outside the plane. Yeah.

There's so much ass. Wait, but do you arch? Yeah, I kind of like backed into it to just pop my ass a little. There's a moment where it's like... That feels wrong to look at. Imagine if this guy's a fan of the app. Now he gets to see all of his favorite internet personalities recreate the worst moment of his life.

He's in jail still, right? Yeah, I would assume so. That's a felony Is it not a felony I think it's like 200 felonies I think it's like Attempted whatever times

However many people Are on the plane Oh shit That's 200 felonies But if they can prove You were like freaking out Don't you get off Like of that

I don't know Oh if you can like Claim insanity Or something like that He tried to open The fucking door. When it comes to murders, that's almost a worst case scenario than just going to prison because now you're in an asylum with less rights.

Yeah. Titus, you went for the front. I respected you, Brandon. The front headlock. I wasn't sure how much. But I was already detained. My arms and legs were gone and you came to the front. Not really.

I was trying to fight, but once Kyle got my feet, it was over. I didn't know Kyle got your feet. Somebody got my feet. Got you in a freestyle leg lace. I almost felt sharpshooter-like. Kyle got your feet, and then I taped them. Nick had your whole torso. I didn't have anywhere else to grab,

and I didn't want to be accused of not contributing. That's true. That would have been the worst. It would have killed me if I didn't do anything. So your options were not grab anything since I was already taken care of or grab anything. But then he wouldn't have been a hero. Right. He wouldn't be able to abuse. Does everybody think they came out a hero in that thing? Yes. 100%.

That's the thing. You have to be fast because there's only really enough room for five people to help. And then if you're the sixth person there, you're actually not helping. Right. As I was saying, before you got here, Donnie, I said my worst nightmare would be in the back of that plane and see the commotion and not be able to help.

Yeah, you and my seatbelt. I didn't want to be a disservice to the guy whose role I was playing. Like, if he's watching this and I'm playing him and I'm half-assing him, he's going to be like, this is fucking embarrassing. Who was Donnie? Dan. I was supposed to be Donnie,

but I kind of get my asses out. That was a telltale Donnie sign. Moot, did you participate at all? No, I watched. Okay, cool. Realistically. Which I would have done in real life, too.

I guess that would be my only critique, Donnie, of everything that went down is, like, it would have been funny if you just pulled your pants all the way down. That did not cross my mind. It's just like

that would have made it an A plus. Oh my god, I'm going to cum. It was an A video, but if we just had like a... I was just like, don't worry, I'll handle this. I take all my clothes off. Just in case. Brandon, I almost got, when we were carrying you in,

dick and face was a real possibility there for a second. Yeah. The way I was carrying you, and I saw the slow removal of the pants. That was. Now your pants were. I'd like to point out, my hands and feet were bound, so that wouldn't have been on me. I saw the start of your pubes.

I saw the tree line. You have the ski muscle. I saw the start of your pubes. I saw the tree line. You have the ski muscle. I have a high pube line. It's definitely like the beginning. Sparsely populated. It's probably like eight inches above the dick. Wait, your pubes start eight inches above your dick? That's actually not his chest hair sticking out.

Yeah, it's a pube. You should probably like brush fire that or something. Get it under control. No, I have a wonderful mane of pubic hair. Control burn. Oh, man. That was great. I didn't know I was on trial here.

You are the crazy guy that tried to open the window. You were frisky at the beginning. Yeah, you were. Yeah. Yeah, it was once five guys grab you, though, it's over. Yeah, you were. Yeah. Yeah, it was. Once five guys grab you, though, it's over. Yeah. Yeah, I think he knew it was over.

That's why, like, he kept his hand locked on the door, but once we got his hand off the door, he was like, all right, this is over. It's over. Could you say, like, in that situation, be like, it was just a prank? Yeah. He wasn't saying. I thought that was the bathroom. Yeah, I was joking, guys. Oops. Was he taken off the plane first when you landed? Yeah I thought that was the bathroom Yeah I was joking guys Oops

Was he taken off the plane first When you landed No they had all the passengers Get off first Oh that would have rocked And then he was walked off And like everyone in the terminal Was just filming him

Yeah And I felt so bad Because like at one point He looked up and just He's like 60 people All with their cameras out Oh yeah right there Yeah yeah

Oh my god Oh that sucks. That is Brandon. It's kind of like a younger B-Walk. What's that fourth cop doing there? What's the? Yeah. Probably a guy.

Two, three, and four. The guy does look very calm. He's just thinking, fuck, probably shouldn't have done that. Yeah. Whoops. That's what he asked. Should I not have done that? Now was whoops that's what he asked should i not have done that now nick if that happened on your would never fly again okay yeah that's

yeah yeah because there was actually one guy on the plane and he was like well this is my first flight in three years looks like i won't be flying for another three years yep i'd be done i'd be done but things like that don't happen every day. So it happening yesterday resets the clock. Gambler's fallacy. For a while. I fall for it all the time. It can't happen two days in a row.

It just can't. If 9-12 doesn't have the ring to it. Yeah. But like most of the... No planes crashed on 9-12. No? I don't think. Were they all grounded?

Yeah. Oh, okay. Pretty sure. Most of the comments on my tweet, though, were like, this is happening all the time now. Like, the U.S. airline industry is like... I think the vaccine had something to do with it, probably. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, Jerry's convinced that the vaccine created turbulence. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. So what could, like, the mightiest man in that situation achieve? Like, just to individually toss everyone out of the airplane? So what could the mightiest man in that situation achieve? Just to individually toss everyone out of the airplane?

Through a hole? Throwing the guy out the window would have been a struggle. That would have been sick. You want to go, buddy? Individually throwing everyone out of the window. If he manages to open the door and then all we just do is push him out? Yeah. Oh, man.

I don't know if I want that on my conscience. Or if he gets one guy out of the door and they're like, Morpheus is you. What's his end goal? You'd walk straight to him, wouldn't you? I don't know what his end goal was. He's the one who would have gone off first. He wasn't in better shape.

How many guys would it take to stop Brock Lesnar? Yeah, and the fact that once we got him off the door, he wasn't really fighting back. If he just stayed as violent as possible. It could have been a mess. Yeah, it would have been. Why do people assume he was trying to hurt others? We don't know that.

It's opening a door on a plane. That would be one sign. Maybe he just wanted to kill himself. If he got the door open, is he just going to dive out? Was he going to dive out? If he gets the door open, succeeds in what he's trying to do yourself was he gonna dive out like what if he gets the door open succeeds and what he's trying to do does he just dive out that would have been way easier what if he had a yeah but then at that point the person sitting next to him could have

got easily sucked out yeah but i'm saying in his mind i get the door open what's my next move i don't think he had a next move i think his his only thought was i want off this plane yeah i'd like to get duct taped i yeah i just i just want to get off this plane what's the fastest way i can get duct yeah yeah let's just grab this door i want donnie's ass how long was the flight you were coming here it's like a fetish what you were coming here i was coming here but that's a three hour flight yeah but 20 minutes in he decided i got to get off this plane what he did was fake open the door they turned the plane around he was off in 30 minutes but he's also now in jail well yeah some people like jail they do i mean hours of fun i've had to sit in the emergency row before and like it is a little

tempting how like it's just right there yeah holy shit i have it's like seeing all this power it's like seeing a cop's gun in like the line in like a coffee shop or it's like walking alongside a so good in my hands yeah it's like when you walk alongside a cliff. That would look so good in my hands. Yeah. When you walk alongside a cliff, you're like, holy shit, I could so easily jump off the Yeah, a high building, yeah. It makes me feel weary because I always had this movie-esque depiction that there's like an assassin that's protecting the plane at all times. Right. An air marshal, yeah.

His name's Donnie. Donnie does. Yeah, so they saved the air marshals for more important flights than Albuquerque and Chicago. So if he was flying to Chicago, maybe he lives here. Maybe we can get him on. A pull-up guy. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't mind having him on.

She's like, what was the deal, dude? He looked like a Yak fan, kind of. Yeah, maybe actually what we could do is- Suicidal. We could then recreate it again. He could tell Brandon what his point of view was. We could recreate the whole thing. I think we got it, to be honest. I think we nailed it pretty good.

We only got one side of the story. We recreated it from Donnie's perspective. We could probably recreate it seven, eight more times. What if he had been on a work trip with his wife, and it was his wife's work, and he embarrassed her at a cocktail hour, and she was like, just go home. You've embarrassed me enough. And what if he was like, just go home. You've embarrassed me enough.

And what if he was like, really, bitch? I'll go right now. I'm out of here. Where'd that come from? I just was sitting here daydreaming about his motives. And that's the only one that's tough to know. Maybe he saw a video of that whip guy. Yeah.

I don't want to be in this world anymore. He watched the yak yesterday. He was like, no, I'm done. Kate's back? I'm out. What would be the funniest motive? Oh, you think you're embarrassed now? Yeah.

Wait till you see what I do on the plane. What? Yeah. His buddies told him he wasn't strong enough to open a plane door and then you have to. Yeah. If someone dares you.

Yeah, if somebody dared him. I mean, that changed everything. What if he had a shirt underneath being like, bring back Rasslin? Oh. What if the guy beside him was actually the bad guy

the whole time? What if the guy beside him who was the first there was like, hey man. Gaslit him. You're a pussy if you don't jump on him. Yeah. I'm going to come with you. you yeah he's like a real cool guy leather jack

he's like you know only gay dudes don't open the door hey gay ball you won't damn it sucks i'm seated next to a gay for three hours whoever sat next him, that was hands down the scariest position to be in because you're probably just, you look over and all of a sudden the guy next to you is just trying to And it's got to feel like forever

until help arrives. Yeah. Also, there's a time period, I don't know, 30 seconds, 10 seconds, however long it is, probably feels like forever. He's the only guy on the planet

that knows what's happening. I don't think I'd say shit. I'd be embarrassed to like raise my voice. Exactly. I think I'd like look at the flight attendant and I'd be embarrassed to raise my voice. Exactly. I think I'd look at the flight attendant and be like, you'd hit the button.

Excuse me. Oh, man, this guy's trying to open the door and kill us all. Please help me. Yeah, Nick, your personality, you'd be like,

you need help? Hey, man. Where are you going? You need help killing yourself. Hey, man, when this all ends and you get interviewed on Good Morning America

I can come with you I'll come with you God damn I'm the worst Just make sure I'm not doing Wake Up Mincy that day I would be We should actually

If we get that guy We should make him exclusively Do Wake Up Mincy Yeah Because Mincy would just Tell his story there Yeah You just got bumped again Kyle

God damn it Got bumped again But Mincy also trying to get a story out of someone would be great. Because it would just turn into... It would be about him. I want to see him try investigative journalism. Oh. Mincy would be shocked at the wrong parts of the story.

I was like, I'm boarding the plane. He's like, what? What? He said, what? Wait. Did someone have an idea to do a murder mystery here? I think so. I think it's been done. I think we did one.

We did do one. It's on Rumble. We did one in New York, a Rumble exclusive. That's right. But I think Mincy trying to solve. Right. If we all set up like a Knives Out for Mincy. Oh, yeah.

That's true. I would love that. That would be incredible. The murderer would just come forward and be like yeah that's i would love that would be incredible the burger would just come forward just like that's enough like okay yes you you made it out of new orleans on your bed okay take me away we gotta do it we gotta write a yak whodunit with detective mincey yeah connor griffin is writing a star wars that's right that's what i was thinking mostly sports may the fourth be with you. I completely forgot about that. Yeah.

Yeah. He did not forget about it. He mentioned it yesterday. Was I there that day? No, I think I was filling in for you. Oh, okay. I had to explain it. It was shocking.

Shocking. Yeah, because remember, Brandon, I texted Conor the night before. I was like, if you prepare a game for tomorrow, I wouldn't be mad. And he didn't sleep. And then he stayed up all night. Star Wars murder mystery. And he wrote a Star Wars. Yeah.

I was thinking he was going to come up with like sports jeopardy or something. There's five trivia questions. Yeah, there's. Or maybe we just play Clue with Mincy and just none of us are allowed to answer. We could probably play Monopoly and tell him it's Clue. Yeah, that's true. A Mincy whodunit would be incredible.

A murder minstery. Oh, that works. Minstery. We'll work on that. Donnie, have you done the gauntlet? Yeah. Yeah. I've done it once while you were gone. I think if I could just hit the cornhole,

I would have an alright time. It took me maybe like nine bags. I think if I could just hit the cornhole, I would have an alright time. It took me maybe like nine bags. I think I was more nervous doing the gauntlet for the first time than I was subduing this guy on a plane. Wow. Can't wait till this guy gets to do the gauntlet. What if he's really good?

And what if he's hilarious? We'd have to hire him. Donnie just has to look at him every day. Every day. Like, I'm going to fucking sit on you, dude. Why is Donnie and that guy beefing? Long story. Work shit. You know, typical work shit.

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Yeah Okay and he can just answer yes or no No yeah you can only say names So you can't ask questions What level of difficulty are you guys going for Let's start with it let's do the same Easy medium hard And then does he say hotter or colder

Yes but it's confusing Somebody DM me and said Che should give a number 1 to 100 100 being exactly it But Does that ruin the I like that the game Can fail

Yeah, and I like also that he gives very confusing Answers That's a feature of the game That's why we don't have Robo. Chase says warm and we have no idea what the fuck that even means. Do you all know the celebrities from yesterday? I didn't know them when he said them. One was John Walsh,

right? John Walsh, Linda Cohn, and I can't remember the third one. Who do you think is more famous? Linda Cohn or Susie Colbert? Linda Cohn because I know her. Susie Colbert. With the Namath thing. Yeah, and the blog. famous linda cone or suzy colbert linda cone because i know her oh suzy colbert with the name with the name of thing yeah in the blog yeah 15 years ago maybe suzy colbert gino or emma was the third one yeah oh don't do names like that he's like the most no he's gonna do whatever he's gonna

do whatever he does yeah i guess yeah he did john walsh i don't i don't is that a guitarist no he's the guy joe walsh america's most wanted america No, he's the guy who did America's Most Wanted with the leather jacket. Never heard of him. I've heard zero of his celebrity games. Yeah. Are you Ofer? Ofer.

You know Gino Auriemma, right? No. He's about to break the record. I heard of the name, but don't know anything about it. Okay. The other game that has a sliding scale is called Contexto.

People have said that you guys should play it. Oh, that game destroyed. It's so frustrating. That's Zaha. You type People have said that you guys should play it. That game is so frustrating. You type in a word and they give you just a score and you have to get the score down to zero to figure out what the word is. It could be any word. Wait, what? Is that a game online? Yeah.

It's super frustrating. Oh, shit. Well, Stephen thinks of his celebrities. Let's play one round of that. Oh, I don't know about it. Kyle plays word games every day. If it frustrates him, it's going to kill us. Do you only get a of that. I don't know about like this. Kyle plays word games every day. If it frustrates him, it's going to kill us. Do you only get a certain amount of guesses? No, you got unlimited.

Type of word, jello. What does that mean? So 46,000, that's super far off. The degree of distance you are from what the word is. The closer you are, like three would be very close. Basketball. So it's not a food. You should start where it's better.

Oh, no, we're closer, we're closer, we're closer. Do more broad terms. So when you say we're closer, does that mean in the spelling of the word or the topic? The topic. The type of thing. Country. Oh!

Brandon. Brandon. Holy shit. Nation. I mean, guys, I might be the guy. No. oh Brandon Nation I mean guys I might be the guy no country rural Thailand oh farm

yep barn ranch okay farm barn barn ranch okay farm farm was the closest crop yes

field hay oh hay is good as well yeah okay would it be farmer farmer farmer that's incredibly impressive yeah that's never that was insane Okay, field. Would it be farmer? Farmer, farmer. Maybe a... Yeah! That's incredibly impressive. Yeah, that's never happened to me.

That was insane. That was awesome. Way to go, Brandon. You got us there. Nice job, Brandon. That's a fun game, yeah. That's not frustrating at all. Yeah, that game's easy, Kyle.

So easy. Egg on my face. That's so hard for you. I thought that was a hard game. I don't think I've ever beaten that in under like 100 guesses. Seriously? It's very hard. Just ask me next time.

Me and Moot got you. We got you. Thanks for the oop, Pop. Yeah, you got it. Well, now I want to play another round. Yeah, we're attempting fate now. And lightning's trying to come. Oh, it's day by day?

I guess you do. You won a day. Oh, okay. No, we'll do it tomorrow, yeah. All right, Steven, you ready? Oh, he's whispering it tomorrow. Yeah. All right, Steven, you ready? Oh, he's whispering. Yes. Okay.

Did you just think he's up now, or does he have like a... No, I just thought it was right now. Cache. All right, KB, you want to start? I just see TJ's face. TJ, let me show you. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. What the fuck? Oh, I don't like the shush. It's mewing. That looked like a YouTube shushing. It's mewing. He's mewing. Before he fucks his shushing before he fucks his porn star girlfriend.

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Please subscribe. Jack Torrey face. Can we? All right, I'll start. Sean White.

Ooh. Ooh. Oh. Thought on. Lukewarm. Oh. Oh. Thought on. Lukewarm. Wow. You'll understand kind of at the end. Thank you.

Great. Great. Okay. So what? Redhead, extreme sports, snowboarder. But only Lukewarm. Yeah. So maybe one of those.

Olympian. Could be an athlete. But something made him go, ooh, and think about it. Okay. Could be the red hair. Could be the athlete. Yeah. It could be anything. Olympics. Sean. Yeah. He it okay it'll be the red hair um it'll be the athlete yeah it could be any olympics sean yeah he could be white do another red hair guy to see if we can it be a fictional character no there aren't many famous redheads right redheads typically just fucking suck yep yeah they're kind of i thought they're all the same person yeah

realize there were multiples yeah Yeah, tiny penises. I'm going to do Olympian. I'm just going to say Michael Phelps and see. I was going to say Michael Phelps. Cold. Okay. I might go back to the redhead well. Okay.

Ed Sheeran. Warmer. Warmer, for sure. Okay. Carrot top. Super nice guy really a little bit cooler but you're still like lukewarm you're kind of warm i think singer andy dalton uh cooler than those previous guesses i gotta be honest thank you i don't know a lot of redheads. I don't either. I don't think it's may not be red. It doesn't necessarily have to be a redhead. We got cooler with the reds.

Ed Sheeran was warmer than Michael Phelps. Yeah. That doesn't mean. Okay, I'm going to go Ed Sheeran to John Mayer even though that's not a redhead as a singer. Let's see where we are with John Mayer. Cooler. Okay. And he still said Carrot Top

was kind of warm. British.ot Top was kind of warm. British. Carrot Top kind of warm. Prince Harry. But Andy Dalton sports, and he got cooler. Yeah. Who's warmer, Sean White or Ed Sheeran? Well, Sean White's – oh, yeah, yeah. I guess Ed Sheeran if I had to pick one, but it's pretty close.

Okay. You do have to pick one. Let's go with singer named Shawn, Shawn Mendes. No. Doesn't know who that is. Cold. No is not an answer. Yeah, I'm not positive who that is, but you're not close.

Yeah, that was a don't know who that is. Yeah. Out of 30 guesses, we need to keep stats on how many he knows, because it's usually about 22. Yeah. Mick Jagger. Cold. Okay. stats on how many he knows because it's usually about 22 yeah um mick jagger uh cold okay let's go back to kb bring us back more justin bieber

cool cold go back to extreme sport we haven't found the profession or anything yet. Jessica Chastain. How? Pretty warm. Yeah. Oh. It's a female. It's a female. Redhead female.

Oh. Okay. It's got to be a redhead female. Yes. Amy Adams. Oh. Nice. Same ballpark. Pretty warmpark pretty warm Emma Stone no

change still pretty warm sorry we're in there we're in there can it be can it be fictional characters I feel like it could be but I'll do you a favor and say this is not a fictional okay you were You were going to guess Jessica Rabbit, weren't you? I was. I was. She's one piece of ass.

What do I think I know? Every time you think you know, you don't know. You don't know. I don't know. You're probably so far away. Let's see. What did you guess? I guessed Emma Stone.

What did you guess? Amy Adams and you were warm yeah Rachel McAdams I got this one pretty pretty hot

alright we got it I know what it is you do can I guess first sure Lindsay Lohan correct Ooh. You do? Yeah. Can I guess first? Sure. Arlo Fisher. Yep, that's it. Lindsay Lohan?

Correct. Yeah! Wait, who was it? Lindsay Lohan? Lindsay Lohan. Oh, nice. 14 guesses for you. That's a perfect difficulty for easy. Maybe Donnie is a whiz at this game.

Might be. That was the first, I mean, I've only played it one day, but the first time someone said, I got it, and they got it. Luke, do you know who Lindsay Lohan is? Yes. Okay. Far and away the most famous person he's used. All right, so now we're going to medium?

That was the easier, but now you understand why when you said Sean White, I was like, Oh, yeah, that was great. Right. Sean White, yeah, I guess. Because they both have long, reddish hair. Right, so that's not like immediately a cold. Yeah, underage. Yep.

Oh, that's Mountain Dew, baby. Yeah. All right. You got your next one? I need a sec. We got to crank this difficulty a bit. Oh, no. Yeah, crank it.

I don't like that he's cranking it. He's got a sheet. Let's go back to the context, or should we end on that win? Oh, no, you can only do it one a day. Is he actually looking at a sheet? Oh, previous games. Okay yeah let's play yeah tuesday okay uh um uh tylenol yeah that's exactly what i was gonna say rain okay better oh um we're doing this again. Building. Any word.

No. Street. Oh, Brandon. You're really good at this, man. I'm really fucking good at this. So it's a place. Cutter. Gym. Sidewalk.

That would be really close to street, though. Yeah, it's way away. Mailbox. House. Damn. House, good. Okay. Person.

Oh, car. Address. Basement. We shouldn't have got cocky. Worm. God damn. Where? Where?

Where? Where? Where? Is that the closest? So street and where? Street and where? Style. Hooker.

Yeah, kith. Asian. Yeah, kith. Hat. Apparel. The E-L. Reversal. A-R.

Nope. A-R-E-L. A chain. Rutgers is one of the finest institutions in America. Chain and style. Shoe? Chain and style. Shoe.

Chain and style. Doggy? What? Shoe. Collar? A dog chain and a doggy style. Chain? Is it not like a chain store or nothing?

Chain restaurant? Chain? I think maybe. What are the numbers for these top ones? 506 and 662. Wait, 506? Oh, we're not that close. That's what I was going to say.

Oh, we're not that close? Not close? No, you want to get the green. But we're yellow. But that's the closest we are. You want to get the green, you got to get within like close. That's what I was going to say. Oh, we're not that close? Not close? No, you want to get- But we're yellow. But that's the closest we are. You want to get the green, you got to get within like 10. That's the closest we are. It might not even be an article of clothing.

Style. Shoe. Is it another adjective? Or another- I keep yelling shoe. Moves. Style change. Style move.

No, because car was too far Oh Brandon you're nice dude Okay So truck Truck style move Style truck Trailer I mean that's

Yeah I like that No Okay truck Boat VR Tractor Gas station Oh gas

Shut the fuck up for a second Cook Just do gas Yeah gas So it has to be a truck To like mow over to like truck Or Will it say wheel yet

Oh here we go. Hey, now. Truck wheels. Rim? Like rims? Oh, yeah. Oh, nope. We're looking towards just different vehicles like bicycle or motorcycle.

Oh, what's that tool that you use to change a tire? A tire rack? A tire rack? A jack? A jack? Crowbar? What about round? Do bicycle.

Yeah, do other modes. Circle. Bicycle. I like bicycle. What was up there? Wheelbarrow. Yeah, so wheel and rim. I think it's a wheelbarrow.

Nope. Evans, no. Unicycle. Say that confidently. All right, wheel, rim, truck. Truck. Spare. Could be something inside.

Okay, a wheel's on a truck. What if it's like seatbelt or something? What if we're getting inside the... A seatbelt. Nope, couldn't be further off. Rubber. Rubber I like. Oh, this game sucks.

Yeah, you guys having fun? Having a blast? What are other things like a wheel, a... What's other things that make things go? Tire? Axle? How do wheel and tire that far apart? No, it's not.

No, like... What's other things that are like wheels that make things go? That's just wheels. Like a bulldozer. What is... What makes a bulldozer go? That's just wheels. Like a bulldozer. What makes a bulldozer go? Treads. Engine, hubcap, decal. Oh, shit.

Windshield. This is horrible. Okay, my bad. Wheel. Steer? What about rollerblades? This sucks. Yeah, I hate this game.

I hate this game. We're never going to play it again. Fuck, dude. Can we give up and see the word? Can we do a hint? You can do cheats. Yeah, give up. Give up.

I want to see the word. Wheel. I hate it. You can't give up? The three dots, maybe? I want to give up. Give up. Hint.

Give up. Give up. Definitely want to give up. Where was it? Fork. Fork? Definitely want to give up. Where was it? Fork. Fork. Fork? Like Fork in the Road.

God damn it. That's bullshit. Fork? Fuck that shit. No, this game sucks. I'm happy we got it out of our system. Yeah. Never again.

I knew it. Never again. We should end on a win, though. Yeah. All right, Steven, you ready? Oh, my God. He's not. He's still not. No, I had it, and then I got wrapped up in that game, too.

Wait, you lost it? Your job was to kill him. You lost it. Give me a second. I had it. No, that is shocking, buddy. That's a bad sign. All right.

You're thinking of a new one now. All you have to do is think of a buddy. That's a bad sign. You're thinking of a new one now. All you have to do is think of a person. That's it. I know, but it's like you... Also, don't try to stump like Mook or me. No, I'm not. I'm trying to get someone that like I feel like most of you guys will know. But maybe...

That should be so goddamn easy. Brandon, ask me to think of a person. Think of a person. Got one. Who? I didn't. That's hard. Salvador Dali.

I thought of Eddie Jackson. There we go. Don't know why. It's fine. That's a person. Actually, yeah. Donnie, think of a person right now. Okay, hold up one second.

Yeah. Because I don't want to make it super obvious. No, Allie Cox. I got one. I don't want to make it. I got one. I have one, but yeah. Go. Go.

I will say it on the... One, two, three, we say it. One, two, three, Hitler. Clive Owen. Okay, person, go. Malia Obama. Great. Jeremy Piven.

Good. All right, you ready, Steven? He still lost it. Oh, my God. How is this so hard? No, no, sorry. Sorry, yep. No. Alright, you ready, Steven? He still lost it. How is this so hard? Sorry. Sorry. I did remember the person that I was thinking of and then I made a slight pivot.

A pivot? He heard Piven. Alright, so remember the person you pivoted to. I don't want hot and cold for the original. But you made a slight pivot. Okay, go ahead, K pivot. Yeah. So it really doesn't. Okay. Okay, go ahead, KB. All right.

Mandy Moore. Cool. Doesn't know who that is. I do. She's very attractive. Don't get mad. Actually, wait, hold on. Mandy Moore forgot something about her career.

Luke War. Oh, shit. You know it, Brandon? No. Oh, I think I don't. I'm all right War. Oh, shit. You know it, Brandon? No. Oh, I think I don't. I'm all right. Mandy Moore, singer. Mandy Moore was in This Is Us with Chrissy Metz.

So I think he just recalled that Mandy Moore was an actor as well. Yeah. She was also in Saved. It was Macaulay Culkin. Oh, Connie, the cancer movie. We were in this. Lark Voorhees. I'm locked to remember. Yeah.

Ooh, great guest, but cool. Okay. Is that from Saved by the Bells? Luke was from that Asher Roth song. Asher Roth song? Lark, oh my God. Yeah. That's great guess, but cool. Okay. Is that from Saved by the Bells? Luke was from that Asher Roth song. Asher Roth song? Lock on my go-kart. Yeah, that's a banger. Mark Voorhees is a great guess for Stephen Shea.

Lukewarm, Lukewarm. Yeah, that's a good guess. Yeah. Give me Jeremy Renner. Jeremy Renner is the guy from that bomb movie right Hurt Locker Hurt Locker Colt

do you think there are five celebrities that Che and Mook both know Luke Worm yeah Luke Worm Jason Vanderbeek ooh James Worm oh shit Jason Vanderbeek ooh uh Warm oh yeah

James Vanderbeek Warm oh shit Katie Holmes so do we think reality TV show a little bit cooler than that

but I mean Zach Braff uh Scrubs guy yeah uh uh no closer

but no farther than um whoever was just said so it's a sitcom the last three are James Van Der Beek, Katie Holmes and Zach Brown that and James Van Der Beek Frankie Muniz

slightly warmer so yeah that's the best guess that's the hottest guess Malcolm in the middle yeah and you said Frankie Muniz. Brian Cranston? Slightly cooler than previous. Remember, this is our medium difficulty, so it won't be anyone very obvious.

Okay. Danny Masterson. That 70s show? The Rapist. Yeah, The Rapist. You can't say he's cool. Come out you rapist. Not closer than previous but in the ballpark. So not the same show. So Frankie

Muna is still the hottest. Yes. Who's also like a... We're guessing a celebrity from a guy who just has no idea the celebrity's So not the same show. So Frankie Muna is still the hottest? Yes. We're guessing a celebrity from a guy who just has no idea the celebrities we're naming. Yeah. Mary-Kate Olsen. Nice. Not Ashley. Mary-Kate.

Oh, shit. That was the pivot. I got a second guess. Did he pivot from Mary-Kate to Ashley? That would be a slight pivot. Not Ashley, Stephen. Yeah. Mary-Kate to Ashley? That would be a slight pivot. Not Ashley, Stephen. Mary-Kate. You're scorching fucking hot. In some ways hot, in some ways cooler. Okay, that's...

Boy, did that piss me off. That's where this game is. I'm addicted to it. What the fuck? Ashley Tisdale uh Cooler Frankie Munoz what were other big shows of that era

I have to run but can I just do one last guess Kieran Culkin Macaulay Culkin's brother oh uh this better be good I'm not familiar with his work but Kieran Culkin, Macaulay Culkin's brother. Oh. This better be good. I'm not familiar with his work.

Succession? Home Alone? Pilgrim vs. the World? You've never seen Home Alone? Yeah, he was also in Home Alone. Oh, I only know Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone. Cooler? Macaulay Culkin. Is that close?

Macaulay Culkin's slightly cooler, but you guys are in the ballpark. Jonathan Taylor Thomas great guess nope I guess that's right up there with Frankie Muniz thank you Donnie the kid from Jerry Maguire Jonathan Lemicki

yeah Jaleel White what Cooler. Fuck. Jaleel White. Your game. In some aspects, you're almost hot. Black person? Who's Jaleel White? In some aspects. In more vain aspects, you're getting cooler.

More what? Vain aspects. So not black. Hot and cooler. So he's a nerd. A nerdy guy? Screech. Who played Screech?

Dustin Diamond. But Laura Voorhees would have been hot, though. Right. No. Same as everything else. Everything else. Same as every other guest. I'm a nerd.

Gary Coleman. Cooler. You said Jonathan Taylor. You're so warm, but that was a cooler. Do we think it's a black guy or not? I'm a nerd. Gary Coleman. Cooler. I said Jonathan. You're so warm, but that was a cooler. Do we think it's a black guy or not? I don't know. I don't know. In vain terms, you're not close.

Might have been a nerd. Might just be a nerd. Might be a white nerd. Might be like Jim Carson. Or he's black and not nerdy. Good. I'll do a test. Max Crosby.

That's so hard. Cold, cold, cold. I don't know if that's white or black. Yeah, that's a good one. Now I'm confused. Max Crosby. All right, we have to be strategic and punt some. These aren't going to be touchdowns.

Let's go with the whitest person. Give me George W. Bush. I mean, overall to the person, very cold. Okay, now go somebody opposite of George W. Bush. What did that mean? Overall to the person? Barack Obama. Colder than George W. Bush.

Oh, okay. All right, white. But I think we knew that from what Brandon said. Did we? Jim Parsons. We didn't know the vein part. Who's a nerdy white person? I think that I that from what Brandon said. Did we? Jim Parsons. We didn't know the vein part. Who's a nerdy white guy? I think that I know Chase, bro.

I guess Screech. That was not any warmer than Munet. Jim Parsons is, you could say it was warm. Okay. I think that's probably the best. I think it's somebody hot and cool. Give me someone who's cool, hot, and hip. Wait, did you say Jim Parsons was the closest we've been yet?

In most aspects, yes. Stop doing that! John Stamos. Oh, I like that. Oh. In one aspect of the 19. That's probably the best guess so far. David Schwimmer.

Yes. I don't know who that person is. God damn it. Oh my god. That's the Friends guy. Yes. Cooler than whoever John Stamos. Yes. Was Lark guest, Voorhees

guest this round? Way early, yeah. He said, didn't he perk up? Not really, but kind of. In some aspects, he did. AC Slater? Mr. Feeney. Hot. Oh!

Okay, all right, all right, all right. Okay. Who played Topanga? Daniel Fishel. Daniel Fishel. A little bit cooler, but he's still hot. The guy. Corey Savage. Was it Corey? No Fishel. Daniel Fishel. A little bit cooler, but you're still hot. The guy. Corey Savage.

Was it Corey? No, Ben. Ben Savage. Ben Savage. Correct. Yes! 26 points. Hell yes.

Fuck yes. The pivot was from Fred Savage. Oh. What a pivot. I didn't even know that was his name. Didn't they do the... Never mind. What was he in?

That felt good. Four Meets World. Okay. Fred Savage is like a weird Scientologist guy. He had a sex tape, didn't he? Yeah, he had some. Some kind of really weird sex thing going on. Some weird...

Maybe. Addicted to sex. Is that a sex addiction? Fred Savage is kind of a waste of an awesome name. Yeah. He's just a regular white actor, but his name's Fred Savage. Yeah, he should have been a wrestler. Yeah.

All right, last one, then we're going to be done. Do you have it? I do. Okay. And this is the hardest one? This is the hardest one. In some aspects? You can't even tell us which one's the hardest one.

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out, like, I feel like you guys will know this person. Oh, no. Oh, no. Stephanie, I'm trying to figure out, like, I feel like you guys will know this person. Oh, no. Oh, no. Stephanie, are you posing? So is TJ. Oh, I guess he is, yeah. That's a bad first. I'm going to run this by TJ first.

There's a chance we might not know this person. Wait, watch TJ's face. Watch TJ's face. Oh, he seems fine. He seems fine. Okay. Okay. All right, we're live.

Oh. What do you mean? Okay. KB. This is the hardest one so far of today. Oh, boy. All right, we're live. Oh, what do you mean? Okay. KB. This is the hardest one so far of today. Oh, boy. All right, KB, get us started. All right.

Vern Troyer. Pretty cold. Okay. Shaquille O'Neal, then. I mean, that's pretty obvious. Yeah. He's got to be hot. He's's gotta be hot I guess that's technically colder than than Verne Troy

oh shit okay wait I got this I got this Peter Dinklage he would be scorching hot to her is that the Lord of the Rings little person? Yeah. No.

No. Game of Thrones. Who is this person? I don't know. Game of Thrones little person. An elf. He's the angry elf. No closer than any previous guesses.

The ones you know and don't know have no rhyme or reason. The one in the middle of Verne Schreier and Shaquille O'Neal. So an average height person. Ellen DeGeneres. Warmest so far. I would say that's you're almost warm. Almost warm.

It's a woman probably. Okay. Melissa Etheridge. Pretty good guess. I'm only familiar with her as a singer that's the reason I don't know maybe she has other catalogs

is she also a lesbian is that a turned on thing well I was trying to narrow down Ellen DeGeneres I'm trying to narrow down Ellen DeGeneres. I'm trying to think. Oh, you forgot the person. Well, yeah, no, I'm trying to think about, yes.

I don't believe that's any closer than Ellen. All right, so it's definitely, it's got to be a woman. All right. But not a lesbian. Probably not a lesbian. Straight woman. Paula Abdul. A little bit cooler than Ellen DeGeneres. Sharon Osbourne.

Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay okay Monet Davis Softball Phenom Baseball Put some respect Athlete

Cool, cool She's not a lesbian. In some aspects, very cold. In some aspects, like hot. There we go. I'm so. Oh, no. What?

In some aspects, very cool. In some aspects, hot. All right. So there's only two things about her. She's an athlete, and she's black. That you would know. She plays a guy's sport. She plays a sport that...

Oh, but I don't know if that... Because Melissa... Or Ellen DeGeneres was hot. Ew. Yeah, what is it? Think? Portia's about to come bite your ass. Fuck, man. So, Ellen was hot. Porsche's about to come bite your ass Fuck So

Ellen was hot Melissa Etheridge was also hot In some respects Was it a black lesbian? I would say it's a white sports person It's either black lesbian or white sportsman Someone white in sports Who's the Vanderbilt kicker?

The woman Vanderbilt kicker? He doesn't know that person. He doesn't know that person. He doesn't know that person. Okay, okay, okay. Why don't we... It's not a guess. Not because of her female,

just the college football. Danica Patrick. I like it. Warmer than Monet Davis. Whoa. White. Fuck. Yes, warmer than Monet Davis. Do. White. Fuck. Yes, warmer than Monet Davis.

Do we want to stay woman? I don't know. I think so. Yeah. Should I try a dude to get an age? It feels womanly. Let's keep going down the woman path. Throw him Leah Thomas.

Leah Thomas. I'm not familiar with that person. You pen swimming phenom? Mm-hmm. Oh. Athletic build. Very warm. Whoa.

What is this? No way. No. Oh, my God. You don't know who that is. Oh, oh. I think I might know who it is. Say it if you know it.

Is it Caitlyn Jenner? No. I don't think he knows who Leah Thomas is. She's very hot, warm. Wait, but Swimmer got him. We already said Katie Ledecky the other day, so I don't think it's Katie Ledecky. Oh, it could be. He didn't know who Katie Ledecky is.

Oh, you're right. Never mind. I'm not guessing that. You don't know who that is. Who's like a famous swimmer athlete? Well, this is also hard league difficulty. Danica Patrick was warm. But the baseball player girl, he said very hot in one way. This is also hard league difficulty. Danica Patrick was one.

But the baseball player girl, he said very hot in one way. How? I think that might be the sports. I think it's a female playing a man's sport. Yeah. What are other sports? Somebody feed me a name. Michelle Wee? Michelle Wee. Michelle Wee.

Someone in chat has got it. What? Not warmer than that other person you said. Leah Thomas? Yes. That's the best guess so far. Okay, who has... Swimmer, who...

Do you know who Leah Thomas is? I do not. Do you know anything about her? Nothing that you guys haven't told me. So it's nothing to do with the transgender? Oh. The person we're describing is a transgender.

I don't know that. So it's just a swimmer that he is. Swimmer. That's the hottest so far as a swimmer. Or anything in water. The hottest he has so far is somebody he doesn't know. Yep. 100% correct.

What's the name of the... Ledecky? Just say Ledecky. What's the name of the gymnast? Livy Dunn? No. No. Not Mikhail Moroney.

Ali Raisman. Ali Raisman. Ali Raisman. Is she the one who's married to Sean Johnson? That's Sean Johnson. Simone Biles. Sean Johnson. Why are you looking at TJ? That doesn't count if you don't know the person.

I don't know that person. I'll come up with someone else. Simone Biles. Cooler than... Okay. The hottest was Leah Thomas, the transgender swimmer. I did not realize that she was transgender when... Or that they were transgender when...

So a lady swimmer. Good boy. Good, good boy. Does that change your answer, then? About Leah Thomas? I answered it in real time, assuming that was a... You're already strong. So after you found out Leah Thomas was trans,

is she still hot to you? Yes. In the context of this game, that person would become cooler. What the fuck? in the context of this game that person would become cooler I mean you have to guess swimmer then right how many famous or diver just guess a swimmer just to gauge Ledecky was it did you guess her

Jacques Cousteau no I think that most of you people will know this person so maybe it's like a woman aquatic woman. Summer Sanders? Summer Sanders was correct. Oh, yeah.

Yay! Figure it out. Love it. Wow. She used to be 1-1, man. Incredible. There we go. That's the way we got to Summer Sanders.

Hey. Leah Thomas. Hi, Summer Sanders. That was a good score. 14 or 15? Not bad. Pretty good. That was one of our best. What a rush. Can you bring up our wiki again? Alright, let's spin the wheel.

This has been a great yak. Brandon, thank you for the movie wreck yesterday how'd you like it? Brandon gave me Platoon to watch I'm on a war kick oh nice great movie I'm feeling more wreck really good movie

what kind of war? I've watched like Band of Brothers The Pacific and I'm watching Masters of the Air but I'm looking for something to get my fix in between Fridays. Have you seen Full Metal Jacket? Yes. Okay.

Black Hawk Down? Yep. Okay. Jarhead? I've got to watch Jarhead. Behind Enemy Lines, is that one? It is. That's a good one.

I'll watch it. The Patriot. Is Saving Private Ryan a war movie? I don't think so. Would you classify that as a war movie? Not at first. It's more of a family drama. It opens as a war movie.

Yeah, but then it gets quickly away. What? If you go into inner Europe, it's just a travel movie at that point. It's about a teacher. Yeah. It's no different than like European vacation. Same thing. National Lampoon had it at first.

I don't know. Yeah. National Lampoon saving Private Ryan. All right, we spinning? Let's spin this shit. Yeah, let's spin this shit. Tile whip. Are you saying whip?

We've been teasing wet. Brandon, should we take off mousetrap Are you saying whip? We've been teasing wet. Brandon, should we take off mousetrap and put towel whip? No, add towel whip. Don't take off mousetrap. Yeah, and add another mousetrap. What if we did it out? Take off mousetrap. What if the mousetrap's on the end of the towel?

Rowan would have to. The parameters of towel whip. You only get one shot to really whip somebody or you get to do it in towel. I'd really like to do an egg drop science fair thing off this topic. Yes. Cool.

Are we doing that? Let's just do it. Friday? Are we doing fella? Fella and things Kate can't have. Yeah? Yeah. We could also do that for an end of pregnancy thing with Kate.

What do we bring? What are the tools that we can use? I think we should just bring a bin and we all draft items and loser gets towel whipped. I don't think I'll do that. By everybody. The egg drop. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Friday. Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. Egg drop Friday. Egg drop. Yep.

We're going to build here. We might go fast. I think we have other people partake as well. I would love that. Yeah, yeah. Definitely. Vince, you would have to. Okay. Egg drop Friday. Egg drop, yep. I feel like we might go fast. I think we have other people partake as well. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Mincy would have to. Yes. All right. I want Mincy to, like, put himself.

I want him to go over the egg. No, Mincy should be one of the items. He'll break the egg as soon as he touches it. Yeah, Mincy's hand should be one of the items. Yeah. So you just have to drop it into Mincy's hands. Yep. Yep. That's one of the things you could take. One of the things have to drop it into Mincy's hands. Yep.

That's one of the things you could take. One of the things you could draft is just Mincy's hands. I'll just bring some items for that. This Friday is also a fellow Friday. I think we're transitioning now. Much like Leotard. Much like Thomas Mode. One of my fellas got put on by a YouTuber with like 5 million subscribers.

I'm very pissed off about it. Horrible feeling. Losing a it. It's a horrible feeling. Losing a fella. Yeah. My Jersey lady blew up. Oh, right. She really had like a huge one recently. Oh, yeah.

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