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Episode Date: April 24, 2023

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Roback.com, 20% off your first purchase. The Yak is is back rowback.com 20 off your first purchase the act is sponsored by rowback.com they're the best where's the display where's i like looking at the rowback sales people are supposed to bring it down oh no oh no hello we got sass back roan back kb back no nick no kate kate's gonna be late it's gonna Nick, no Kate. Kate's going to be late. It's going to be late. No Nick. What's up, boys? I feel like I haven't seen you in a while.

Good to see you guys. Good to see you. How was Savannah? Splendid. Almost perfect. Yeah? Almost. Did you go to that restaurant, The Gray?

I went to a lot of your recommendations. Did you go to The Gray? Graytown. I did not go to The Gray. The old bus terminal? Did not. Oh, that one you you sent like a list of 50 bullet points yeah but it was fun oh it was great yeah hell yeah not a lot of drinking which it's not a town for that but everything else smoking a little weed sightseeing great

food i had so many orders of shrimp and grits. Yes. Which I never had before. Hell yes. And good international food. Great people. Perfect weather. Good walking city. Went to the beach. Hell yes. It was Orange Crush, which is the HBCU spring break.

Nice. Shut up. Yes. Oklahoma drills or what? Let them know that you're- Yeah, full club outfits on the sand. Did you let them know about your nephew? I didn't, yeah.

You should have said that. Coincidentally got out at the same time they were arriving. Oh, okay. Coincidentally. No, it was. People were incredibly nice. An air of racial tension. Yeah, it would have been funny if you're like,

hey, just walking up to random people being like, can I show you a picture of my family? Yeah. Quite a lot of these, a lot show you a picture of my family? Yeah. Pull out the wallet photo. Just letting you know. Damn, what was the downside, though? The people were too nice and talkative. Very apologetic.

The Uber drivers just talk too much. That's the worst. Yeah, that is the worst. That's like a big thing anywhere outside of New York, I feel like. Like anywhere I get Ubers, it's not in New York City. I just do no convo. I think Savannah might be the actual inverse of New York City. Yeah.

Complete opposite in every way. Clean. There's racial discord here. Or no racial discord here. It's like the whitest people imaginable, and then the other. How are the dudes wearing their socks and shoes combos this summer? It was a mixed bag. I don't think anyone knows what to do with short socks, shoes.

Well, it's early. It's early. It's not really summer yet. It's kind of getting late. We got to start buying it isn't going to be over 70 degrees here for two weeks yeah i know i'm pumped about that yeah me too i was i just i looked stoked when i saw it looked i was like yeah i don't see my diet for another week yeah yeah so sick and i'm going to san francisco with france this weekend and i thought it was going to be like 100 degrees 40s San Francisco never gets over like 70 I'm pumped about that yeah yeah San Francisco is actually

my perfect weather yeah we were in Texas Sass was wearing like big ass sweatshirts shorts yeah how was the show how was how was moon tower uh dude it was fun it was a lot I was sick the entire time I was sick I'm still sick from Tuesday I didn't come in on Tuesday because I was sick the entire time i was sick i'm still sick from tuesday i didn't come in on tuesday because i was sick and your couch and my couch which ended up being kate did kb tell you guys about that no you had to come to my apartment uh i'll do it was a nightmare sass said he had movers bringing in his couch he had to go to the stand to do a show so i was like yeah he said can you come just sit there and uh sit there while they finish up the job in 15 minutes. A couple hours later, they ended up done.

It was so long. Was it hard to get the couch in? You didn't tell me that they had to put together the couch. Yes, it was very hard. It took about an hour to get it in. They told me when I was leaving, they were like, we're're gonna be because so i had to be at the stand by eight and i they i was like i have a hard out at 7 45 will you guys be done by 7 45 and they're like we're gonna be done way before 7 45 like 7 40 rolls around the couch isn't even in the apartment yet still outside so i was like okay

so unless they're gonna assemble the whole because there's a couch doctor, they had to like take apart the whole thing. Right. And so I got KB and then like the whole entire show that I was at, the whole show had ended and KB was like still sending messages from the apartment being like, they're fighting with the other tenants. Shit. What do you mean you got KB though? Why did you need KB? They were like, can you, I was like, I have to go go and they're like, can you have someone else come here and wait? Why wait? I don't know. I guess I'm sure they didn't rob you or anything. But you don't

have anything to steal, right? No, I did not have anything to steal. Right. PS5? PS4. No one's stealing that. No one's stealing that. No chance. You don't have a PS5? No. The way you talk about gaming, I thought you had a PS5. None of my friends have PS5s, so there's no reason for me to

have one yet. Damn. You get better friends. Pat, do I have a PS5? Big time. He'll get you one if you want one. Oh, interesting. He got a couple. They're just sitting around. They're lying around gathering dust. White one, black one, Spider-Man one. How was Austin for you, Ron,

from your perspective? Non-sick perspective. Rowan was sick, too. He got me sick. Oh. He got me more sick. No, I didn't get him sick. He did. But I was sick.

Oh, no. Oh, no. I think I had what Nick had a while ago, or maybe Mook had. I don't know. It goes around. But Austin was awesome. I like Austin. I got to see Sass do his His little stand up comedy

He caught me on a bad one You had a bad set? Yeah What happened? Nasty one What happened? I got up on stage And the microphone was getting feedback

Oh no I spent like three minutes Trying to fix it And I thought it would be Something I could just Hop right back into Not at all I totally lost him before I even started.

His microphone was grim reaping people. Like there was other women on the show. They go up, have a good first three minutes and the feedback would start and it would fucking stop everyone in their tracks. And then a guy got up after Sass and he knew exactly how to work the microphone and how to work a room. I fixed the microphone. Oh, you loosened the jar. There was two microphones on stage. I unplugged the other one and I

moved this one further back from the speaker and it completely fixed. And then he went up and made fun of me for spending so much time fixing the microphone. He got a laugh from that? It wasn't just one joke about Sass. He did two whole minutes on Sass.

Yeah, he destroyed. They were loving it. Destroyed. We were gonna kill the guy. Like, we were about to Austin Serial kill this guy. I wanted to...

And I sat and I watched the whole thing because I was like, I know if I leave he's gonna say something. So I sat... I wanted to... I wanted to kill myself

the entire time. I was like, this is fucking a disaster. Oh, Sass. It was hilarious, though. Sass also didn't do as bad as he's saying, but the guy did better than he's saying. No.

The guy was killing it. That's way worse. Leveled the room. Leveled the room. The room was all right, and then this guy came in like a wrecking ball. Oh, shit. Probably the best set I've seen someone have in a while.

Like murdered. I'd rather do bad and the next guy do bad as well than do great and the next guy do amazing. Yes, exactly. All about the next guy. Or do terrible and have the next guy have the best set you've ever seen. How was the live show you guys did? Awesome. It was really, really good.

What was the size of the room? 300 people or something. Oh, nice. It was like a lower and then there was a balcony or some shit. Decent room. It was a big room.

I feel like once you get over like 100 people, it's like, oh, there's a crowd. It was packed to the corners from the windows to the walls, but it was like a fun crowd, fun audience.

It was just fun. So easy. Sweat dripping off your balls? No skeet skeet skeet but uh you never know with a live podcast like obviously we've done live podcasts and some of them have been great and some of them have been uh different and uh you never know how it's gonna go because you're not planning anything or you could plan shit and maybe it doesn't land but we didn't plan shit just had a convo and it was good. It worked.

It was super fun. So easy. Yeah. So easy. You can plan anything we just went up and talked and it was amazing. They were laughing.

Yeah it was so easy. Well if they're your fans they're laughing. It's better. Yeah exactly. They were whooping it up they were loving it. It was so easy.

Hell yeah. No negative internet feedback. It was fucking great, dude. That was fun. I'm about to just start doing only live shit. Yeah. My thing is if I do a live show, I'd want it to be different. And then it's a lot of planning.

Different how? Like I would want it to be different than just having a conversation. AFC and Fights plan out like the whole thing. They play and they don't. They definitely do. Right. Because they have so many segments and stuff. Right.

And that takes a lot of work. Yeah. And laughs, multimedia shit going on. It's tough to do more than one in one night if you're just going to have a conversation. Right. You can't run that back. But if you're just going to have one conversation a night,

just carry it on our dinner conversation. Or even like a week. I don't think we could do that twice in a week. Right, right. Run that back. But if you're just going to have one conversation a night, just carry it on our dinner conversation. Or even like a week. Like, I don't think we could do that twice in a week. Yeah. Different cities, maybe. Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, we honestly, we just talked about the Austin serial killer for like 45 minutes. Oh, nice. It's brand new to them. Y'all got out of there. Didn't get killed.

You made it out. Did you get close? Anyone close? Unwittingly, probably. Rome was close, probably. Rome's right in the demographic. Did you get close? Anyone close? Unwittingly, probably. Rome was close, probably. Rome's right in the demographic. Did you kill anybody? Not that we know of.

You got any thoughts on this guy? I don't know about it. Sass already said his fucking set palm. Off the grid. What happened? We got four 30-year-old males in the last couple of months in Austin. Oh, wow. By the lake, right?

All turned up missing from major... Eight? I think it's eight. I think they think it's eight people. Okay, well, it's eight. All go missing from major streets, and then they end up floating in a lake nearby. Rainy Street, which is like their main party street,

was where the last guy was spotted the last 30 years. Do we have CCTV on this shit? That's what Sash was saying. They just are taking them to a place where, like, no one can see. And he was like, put a camera. Yeah. I read the whole report, and they were like, the problem is where he's dumping the bodies, it's very dark.

And I was like, put one light. Yeah. Like, it can't be that hard. Right. Like, yeah, well, it's hard. It was like, he's going to the same place every single time. There's no cameras. Put a cop car.

Don't even have to put a cop in it. Yeah, exactly. Wait, are the bodies just in, like, or is there, like, other shit done to the bodies that they know it's murder? Or is it, like, he could have gone to the lake to pee because who doesn't love that when you drink? I think he's, like, roofying them. Oh, my God.

Okay. Are they turning up unfucked or something like that? Yeah, unfucked. They've got to be fucked. Unfucked, roofied. Right. Damn. Which is just sick.

Yeah, I mean, isn't that the new way to get away with being a serial killer if you just do nothing? Yeah. Usually they're able to figure out context clues. Like scratches. And based on the type of crime they're committing and whether it's sexual, violent. He's a purist. He's just dumping them. Yeah.

Damn. Killing to kill. The last one they found was like less, it was like a week ago. It was the 15th. Damn. 15th?

Yeah. The body had been missing, the guy had been missing for a month. So they just found him on the 15th. Damn. Oh, damn.

Again, that takes crazy It's gonna be in the same place. How did it take them a month to find? Well, what if it's floating? I think that was what he was, I think it does float down the river. Yeah. So maybe not the same place. How did it take them a month to find? Well, what if it's floating? I think that was what he was,

I think it does float down the river. Yeah. So maybe not the same place. Crazy. General place. Could be a lady. Just put a light there.

Thank you. Could be a lady. You know what I mean? Yes. A lady killer? It's about time. Are there any lady serial killers?

Yeah, I think so. What's her face? People say I look like the, she killed the, Larry Bird? No. A. Oakley? Movie monster. Charl I think so. Yeah. What's her face? People say I look like the... She killed the... Mary Bird? No. Annie Oakley?

Movie monster. Charlize Theron. Oh. Arlene Warnock or whatever. Okay. How was she doing it? She was a prostitute with a mullet

and any time John treated her poorly, I think, she just killed him. Isn't that like a movie about that? Yeah. Almost kind of fair.

Yeah. A little bit. Extremely fair. If you treat her right, you don't get killed, and you get fucked. What if she got like, what if she had like a little bit of a trigger finger? Yeah, what if it's like the John was like, hey, can you grab me a soda out of the fridge? Or like he tipped 18% instead of 22%. Yeah.

It's like, don't talk to me like that. Gotta go. How did she kill him? I'm probably getting the details wrong. Maybe she was just a bad person, but I'm pretty sure she just... Yeah, she was a hooker that killed people. I thought she knifed him. She was a bad person.

I thought she was a stabber, but I could be wrong. He fucks the life out of them. Yeah. She was a soul. What is it, a second miss? She fucks their soul. Yeah. I went to Nick's game on Friday night

Jenk's date checked off reports coming it was good it was me Nick Che and Jenks had a very good time how did that start he just asked you yeah he had been asking me basically I did a future me thing

where I was like I want to do this but I only want to go to a playoff game being like that will never happen in the playoffs. He'll never get to the playoffs and then they got to the playoffs and I was like oops I guess I got to do this but I had a fun time. Nick is real familiar with him in that picture. Yeah

Nick looks like he's trying to go back for the second round. He's got a couple ones. We're playing a little free throw game with fun. Steven is not a sports fan anymore. He's got a couple ones we're playing a little free throw game with fun steven is not a sports fan anymore he's just a data fan um that's all he was rooting for his bet the the knicks cut it to or the calves cut it to nine in the third quarter and i turned over to steven i was like are you getting nervous and he was like no i just need one more assist from Donovan Mitchell and he's sitting there with a shirtless Jeremy Lin jersey

and the place is going bonkers he's like no just Donovan Mitchell and then when he got it Stephen Chay was like stood up and like was cheering really loud it was just like what's going on here what a bastard he's a fan of himself but it was a good time we had a good time

I got on they didn't put me in the side talk clip. I was on side talk. You know the- Did they storm the streets again? Yeah, but they didn't put me in. I think it's because I said I don't give a fuck about the Knicks. Yeah, that'll do it. But then I was like, but I just cashed my whale play and everyone went fucking nuts.

It was awesome. Oh, hell yeah. It was one of those crowds that like you could say anything. yeah and they'll go hillar's not that bad of a guy just like that you know yeah it was perfect like you could just say literally anything and everyone would erupt yeah so but it was good time and we'll see what jenks has to report back i don't think he's going to think kindly of you, Steven. Why? You were on your phone a lot. I was on my phone very little the first three quarters.

The fourth quarter, I had to reverse an injustice, and I was successful. You had to what? Reverse an injustice. Oh, when they miss an assist. That's how his brain works. His brain is just wired to it. No spoilers, we just taped a dozen episodes, but he started doing that with answers,

being like, that's not technically correct. I was like, please stop. I like to think that's the worst injustice that you would like to get corrected, just an assist that didn't get credited the right way. I was furious. He was furious. Also, I think I'm going to get dinged on our date.

Nick can tell more when he comes back on Tuesday, but in the second quarter, maybe it was hal. Also, I think I'm going to get dinged on our date. Nick can tell more when he comes back on Tuesday. But in the second quarter, maybe it was halftime, Jenks turned to me and he was like, so for the slideshow, what picture should I use for this date night? And I was just like, dude, if you want to take a picture, let's just take a picture. I could tell I might have ruined my chances there of winning the date night slideshow.

We all took a picture together. Yeah, we did. We took two. Two separate times. Who do you all think is going to win? Jay got two dates. Frank. Frank.

Is it everybody or just the ass? No, it's everyone who he's taken a date on and everyone who he didn't take on a date to is going to be graded. He said you were giving him the runaround, Ron. Not even the runaround. I ain't doing it. But I'm going to be great. He said you were giving him the runaround drone. Not even the runaround. I ain't doing it. But I'm going to grade him too. Okay. I'm comfortable being last or close to the bottom. I was on my phone

like, hey, I have a responsibility to the people that ride with me. That's my loyalties. Jinx took you to next game and put you almost in the front row. You don't have a responsibility to give him a good time? Of course I do, and I did the first three quarters. We were yapping it up.

You gave him 75% of a good time? Yeah. I told him. Kate, what happened? Did you go with Jinx ever? No, we're supposed to go to a museum. Yeah. I feel like I'd have a difficult time doing that.

Why? Being normal for that long, one-on-one, not having a sport to focus on, having to talk. Yeah. Walking around. That's just an actual date. Yeah, that's a date, which is fine by me. We're a crazy couple. No, but.

Good looking dude. He's a good looking dude. He's a good looking dude. Out of my league. Love that. And I just think I would be too awkward. I think it would be too weird. I will say that Che was correct in his initial assessment. out of my league. Love that. And I just think I would be too awkward. I think it would be too weird.

I will say that Che was correct in his initial assessment. He could absolutely physically dominate him. Che could dominate Chase? Yeah. Remember Che's first date, he just looked at him and was like, you know I could take you. Well, it wasn't out of the blue. He was like, what if I just kidnapped you right now? And then, of course.

Yeah, you could. I'm going to back you up on that. He's pretty short. He's shorter. He's not pretty short. Che's pretty tall. He's taller. How tall are you, Che? 6'3". That's tall.

What is Jenks? 5'10"? 5'9"? The good thing about a museum is you could leave 15 minutes in. That's true. We could just do one section of a museum. Maybe we'll think of something small. You just speed run it.

La Bernardin? No, I don't think so. Come on, Kate. You're not going to do that. You're better than that. Oh, yeah. No, you're not going. Yeah, we're going to do that in the next couple weeks.

Yeah. Very excited. Got to. I might do a prep run at Le Bernardin. Really? Yeah. We know how the bread's running. Your birthday's tomorrow, right?

Yeah, I might go run through Bernardin. What birthday is this? 34? One I don't want to acknowledge. 45? Yeah. You can run for president. Or is that 45? No, it's 35.

Yes, Roan, 2024. What the fuck? That sucks so bad. They need to amend that. But also, old people shouldn't be president either. Young people and old people shouldn't be president. Laser-focused Koreans. You should do it. It should be laser-focused Koreans with a beautiful frock of hair.

Just be like a... Get the smartest guy. Everyone has to take a test. What kind of smart, though? Trivia smart? Everything. Like Jennings? Cognition test. You should have...

No, it should be like a test that you have to score in the 99 percentiles of the 99 percentile. I'm going to be led by a nerd, though. You have to bench like 200. You're going to have a big social media following. A likable one. Let's be honest,

when it comes to presence, you want to be able to ratio heads of state in other countries. Their native tongue, though. I was laughing when the checkmark thing happened last week. And there was this one super liberal dude who was just like, they unverified the president of the United States. This is unbelievable. And it just.

And it's like, didn't Twitter kick off the President of the United States before this people are like losing their minds over that one tweet that was like people are gonna die people are gonna die

people are going through unfollowing all the check marks people were I'm just happy Elon picked me as a chosen few even in a crazy world

you still have yours he gave it back to me damn so he gave it back to everyone with a million followers oh okay I read a thread and then like on Saturday He gave it back to me. So he gave it back to everyone with a million followers. Oh, okay. I read a thread on Saturday, like Norm MacDonald, Anthony Bourdain,

they all got their check marks back, and they haven't tweeted since they died. So I'm in a rare spot. I'm the rare guy that I did pay for it. Oh, you did? And they still haven't given it back. Oh, no. I'm paying the money and don't have it. Yeah, in terms of service, they can keep your money.

Well, I still have the benefits. I can still do all the things that you can do with Twitter Blue. I just don't have the checkmark. The best is, though, Saturday, Dave bought a checkmark, like, five minutes before he gave it to everyone with a million-plus followers. Oh, that's what a million-plus. Dave had such a good point, though. If anything, this is the time to give. Right.

Because it has a purpose. It has a purpose. But it's not like an arbitrary status symbol. He had this long tweet because he can do 280 characters being like, I bought it. This is why. And like within seconds, I had mine back. Oh, yeah. That was true.

Because I have over a million followers. So, yeah. Shout out Elon. Takes care of the people. He's looking out. Yeah. He's looking out for the bigwigs. I've blocked, it's got to be over 40 accounts now.

And I'm still just getting my timeline. It's just all people dying. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, like those video accounts where it's like horrible shit. I block and they just put new ones on my account every single time. Yeah, it's crazy. It's insane.

How am I more clear that I don't want to see that when I'm blocking all the accounts? And they just put new ones on my account every single time. Yeah, it's crazy. It's insane. How am I more clear that I don't want to see that when I'm blocking all the accounts? It's what you're watching. When I'm not watching it, I'll accidentally click on it and then I'll go block. It should be like the algorithm should see that and be like, oh, he doesn't like that. The algorithm is dumb as hell right now. All I'm getting is end wokeness shit where it's like, dude, I don't give a fuck about this. Stop telling me this shit. Yeah, I'm getting a lot of shitokeness shit where it's like, dude, I don't give a fuck about this. Stop telling me this shit. Yeah, I'm getting a lot of shit.

What are you getting, KB? Fights. Nicole LaPera is the best. She's the best follow. Albert. Some kid named Albert. I blocked him. She's the psychologist.

Family psychologist or some shit. We talked about her at the Super Bowl. Nicole LaPera? Close. Cole LaPera? Nicole LaPera. That was very patronizing of you. No, it's close. Very close.

Nothing you said wasn't a part of her name. Almost, buddy. Wait, say again, Nicole LaPera? I started listening to Andrew Huberman, so now I think I'm smarter than you guys. What does he do? Just very scientific and academic self-help advice. But he's like a cold shower guy.

Yeah, yeah. Got it. Like that type of shit. It's like sleep health, like anti-aging shit. I've got one about this close to convincing me not to eat until 2 o'clock every day. So I've got one of those Twitter accounts. Pounds will literally melt off. They will literally melt off. So I've got to take cold showers

and drink coffee, but also I don't think that works if you then continue to eat until 4 in the morning. You've got to stop at 10 too. You could stop at midnight. Am I wrong? I don't know. I haven't done it yet. I haven't started it yet, but I'm close.

Soon I will not be eating until 2 o'clock. There's no way. There's no stopping me at that point. So you're just going to, at 2 o'clock, you're going to be hangry. We're the losers. Oh, I'm going to be miserable on the show. We're going to be the worst. You get your Chick-fil-A in the middle of the show,

and we watch the transformation come. Yeah. Yeah, your Clark Kent. The last 15 minutes I'll be incredible. Or asleep. Yeah, you should just go eat it transformation come. Yeah. Like, the last 15 minutes I'll be incredible. Or I'll sleep. Yeah, you should just go eat it and come right back.

What time are you eating until at night? I don't know. Probably say four. Until you fall asleep? Like post-midnight? I don't, I haven't covered,

the Twitter account hasn't covered that yet. I'm asking you, Brandon, personally, like how late do you eat? Right now? Yeah.

Last night I had a little steak at about 11. Steak at 11? Yeah. A little. Don't you not go to bed until like three? Yeah. Last night I had a little steak at about 11. Steak at 11? Yeah. A little. Don't you not go to bed until like 3? Sometimes. If I'm stressed out, I don't go to bed until 3.

You're snacking. My stress has been doing pretty good. Face is cleared up. Things are good. It did clear up. It's because you're externalizing it instead of internalizing it. I just dove right in and said, fuck it. Tried to quit.

Yeah, I missed all that. Huh? I missed all that. Yeah. Yeah. That was last week, though.. Tried to quit. Yeah, I missed all that. Huh? I missed all that. Yeah, yeah. That was last week, though. Yeah, not this week. We're going to do the rundown today, me, Brandon, and Dave. I'm walking into a trap, right?

I don't think so. Yeah, Tucker quit and helped. Tucker. Oh, Tucker Carlson. Not quitting, but getting fired. He quit? He got fired or whatever. He did?

He moved on. He got fired. I saw he got. Of what? Don Lemon got fired. Don Lemon? Tucker Carlson also did. Yeah, you got... Of what? Don Lemon got fired. Don Lemon? Tucker Carlson also did. Yeah, Tucker Carlson today. Tucker Carlson quit today. Because of Don Lemon. He was in

his brother-in-law's arms. Don Lemon got fired. And what did Tucker Carlson do? Left Fox. Hold on. This is all happening right now? How did Don Lemon get fired? It just happened. Tucker Carlson left today as well? How did Don Lemon get fired for the women in their...

The only thing I saw said that guests were hesitant to be on his show. Didn't he have that clip where he was like, yeah, women after 30 are like nothing. Is it possible that Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon are the same person? No, because aren't they on similar times?

That's what they want you to think. I could see them doing a family swap, though, and just going over to the same person. No, because aren't they on similar times? That's what they want you to think. I could see them doing a family swap, though, and just going over to the other one. That would actually be good for the discourse. It could be like an episode of Wife Swap. Yes. Where we follow and see each. Yeah.

They probably learn a lot. I've been terminated by CNN. I'm stunned after 17 years of CNN. I would have thought someone in management would have had the decency to tell me directly, oh, boo-hoo. At no time was I ever given any indication that I would not be able to continue to do the work I've loved at the network. It is clear that there are some larger issues all at play. With that said, I want to thank my colleagues and the many teams I've worked on for an incredible run.

They are the most talented journalists in the business, and I wish them all the best. So one side got to celebrate Tucker leaving for about five minutes and the other side is now celebrating Don Lemon leaving. I love it. Yeah. I forgot I got happy today. Even. Yeah. Tucker leaving is pretty crazy right? Wasn't he getting paid like hundreds of millions of dollars? Yeah. And I think too it was last minute because he

they were like promoting and preparing for an interview of his that was coming out tonight or that he's doing tonight like it was sudden apparently it was like surprising to him. You think it's because he was fishing at Central Park? I think it was the fishing at Central Park. Francis killed him. Yeah.

Francis last last. Damn. I feel like both sides are acting like, like, ha ha, you're gone. And I feel like they're both going to get enormous money packages. Not only that, but they're going to just find worse versions of both of them and put them in. Where will they go? Where do they go? Spotify?

I don't know. Sports? We should hire both of them. Yeah, hire both. Put them on the same show. Crossfire? Sit them next to each other? Do Liz's show? Yeah. That'd be incredible. They both are welcome to come on the Yak. Yes. Of course. Of course.

They have to come as a pair. And they have to go to Chicago. Yeah. Yes. Damn. I'm so happy that I didn't know that. That is not even in my. Tucker was like three hours ago and then Don Lemon was one hour ago.

I don't know who Don Lemon is. You don't? No. CNN. CNN's Tucker Carlsonson But not his sister You know who he is He's sassy Gay black dude

He's gay right? He's gay What? What? I don't think You said he's not gay? I'm asking I'm pretty sure he is

I didn't know that he was gay I didn't know that What? I didn't know he wasn't gay Yeah I didn't know he wasn't gay Is he confirmed gay? Is he gay? 100%

I don't know if I've ever watched like a full- I've never had gay suspicions about someone who- About his gay, yes. Oh, okay. Okay. It would have been bad if we just outed Don Lemon. What did he come out as black? You guys didn't know he was gay?

I've never really watched a full, like I've seen like clips on the internet. Me neither. I've never watched a full broadcast. Not that aware. Yeah, I just, I don't know. Smell it through the TV screen. They're all well-groomed. No one is quote-unquote actually not gay.

Right, the Kinsey scale. Correct. But no one at CNN is. They're all gay. Anderson Cooper's gay. Yeah, that's what I mean. Anderson Cooper's gay. Same with Fox.

Yes. But Fox too. They're all gay, but just in a different way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all gay, but just in a different way. Yeah. It's a different type. Wow, what a shake-up. That's awesome. So who's the big swinging dicks now? I think that's pretty huge news, right?

I think, but I don't watch the news, so I don't know. Some people really like Tucker Carlson. Oh, yeah. And Don Limone. These dudes are definitely ego monsters, too. Oh, my God. They're Limone. Yeah. These dudes are definitely ego monsters, too. Oh, my God. They're probably- They're probably 60.

They're probably- I wish we could interview all the makeup artists, the showrunners. Yeah. Has Fox put out a statement yet? Because he's their biggest thing. It's a trait. He is Fox. It's a trait.

Hannity is a big dude, too. But I don't know. Yeah, who's going to take the spot? I don't know. Riley making a comeback? Oh, Riley. Good. Come on.

Need him. Big wrestling. Fox News Media and Tucker Carlson have agreed to part ways we thank him for his services to the network as a host and prior to that as a contributor. Mr. Carlson's last program was Friday.

Oh, he doesn't even get a last show. Friday, April 21st. Everyone check in on your dads. That's weird. That just happened. What happened behind the scenes? I don't know. Something nasty.

Was it the voting thing? Well, from one of these, I mean, that was a big thing. But from one of the, you know, they pulled all the transcripts of the text between him and the other hosts. And in one of them, three of the hosts were like, we're all supposed to make it to 2024 doing this shit every day and if they're hammered somebody else is like there's no way we're all making it to 2024 like we hate that like they're all miserable what do they hate i think just life i think it's tough to keep like doing that shit every day i can see that i mean it's got to be a little it gets old just doing daily like the like this is, like. This is the biggest thing that's going on.

This is the worst thing. I feel like that's got to, like, kill your soul a little after a while. Yeah, definitely. I can see that. Yeah. It's very depressing to deliver just bad news all the time. Yeah. Or have to frame every news as the worst news possible.

Right. I'd say I'd move to Florida, get a pontoon boat, just relax for a little while. Yeah, I guess you could probably just retire. Yeah, but those guys- They're not what? No. No way. It's an ego thing.

They need- Yeah, they want to have people- I don't think gay people retire. Yeah, they do. Dinks. I feel like they're the best at retiring. Yeah. They have the best lives.

Dual income, no kids. Yeah. Is that what that means? That's a term. Dinks. I didn't think that's what that meant. It's a term, and I don't even know if it might not be PC anymore. Your hair is looking kind of majestic when you took the hat off.

I got to get a haircut today. You should not be wearing a hat right now. Get off. No. Sing it. Big win for your wolves last night. Huge win for my wolves. Yeah.

I blew it. Did almost Sing it. Big win for your wolves last night. Huge win for my wolves. Yeah. I blew it. Did almost blow it. I feel so fucking bad right now. Oh. About what? What do you feel bad about? So sick. Did you do something?

Is it your conscience? No. Killed someone? Sick. Sick as a dog. Oof. Is it like just cold as you think it's allergies? It's everything.

It's like... I was like sick sick this week like fever sick I just powered through and then now I'm just like congested and sore throat cough I feel bad for you brother you'll make it to the other side

I'd say I've been there but it sounds like you're the sickest man this is unique this is different it's not this dude on tiktok who did an iron man with covid you mean he had covid and still finished This is unique. This is different. It's not this dude on TikTok who did an Iron Man with COVID. You mean? He had COVID and still finished an Iron Man. I thought he tried out each COVID strain.

That would be a lot cooler. Yeah, that would be cool. If he was like, I'm going to get every COVID in a three-week span. That would be legendary. Wait, why was he filming it though did he know he's a he does iron man which is it's i don't know how much swimming see i kind of respect 80 miles bike and then a then a running marathon yeah i respect iron man i don't respect marathon runners because people can't do like iron man saying how much shit they do they don't and they have to train nonstop.

Yeah. What's the difference between the Ironman? They're never not miserable. They probably wake up super happy. They don't like, yeah, they don't, it's not miserable. They're not miserable, yeah. They need it. They need it.

They need to be ran like that, like a greyhound, like a whippet. Right. Like, you need to just, like, run those types of people. Holy shit, it's a 2.4 mile swim. That in itself is everyone here would drown. And in open water. It's always in a bay with the tide going. 2 miles? 2.4. The bike ride is

112 miles. That's easy. Just fucking settle. Come on. That's nothing. That's probably the hardest one. No, that's the easiest one. Swimming two miles? In ocean water? That's the first thing. So you're fresh. Swimming's the hardest. None of it's easy. 200 mile bike ride. That's hard. So you're fresh. Swimming's the hardest. None of it's easy. 200 mile bike ride.

That's a rat. You got to wheel downhill. Yeah. No. No problem. Biking is so hard. Because they have to go so fast. Pump your legs a little bit and then cruise. How do they get to 112 miles?

Just gliding. Then they have to run a marathon at the end. That is insane. It takes like 10 hours, right? I think so. It's crazy. It's gotta be longer than that. Oh, I think the best one. What do you think the fastest ever was? The fastest full Ironman. 11 hours.

No, I think this guy got in like 8 or 9. 7 hours, 40 minutes and 24 seconds. Where's he from? Gustav Eden from Norway. He did it in Hawaii last year. I thought that was all just like white dudes. You don't think the dude from Norway is white? Gustav is from Norway. He did it in Hawaii last year. I thought that was all just like white dudes. You don't think the dude from Norway is white?

Gustav is probably white, but he's still not American. I thought it was all just like crazy American. But Norwegians are just pure white. That's true. They're like from the source white. I don't know. I'm trying my best, man. It's okay.

You're doing great, sweetie. What's the difference between the Iron the iron man like a the tough mutter tough mutter is a joke or like a triathlon i've done a tough mutter it's you just go to it right he did one i did one separate of what he did but i it's a joke you just show up it's like fun yeah you go to drink after yeah yeah what about like a tri what's a triathlon it's the same thing as iron man it's like fun yeah you go to drink after yeah yeah what about like a try what's a triathlon it's the same thing as iron man it's just a lot shorter shorter a lot shorter as a two-time tough mudder finisher i can assure you it is a joke it's a joke it's it's basically like it's it's getting to be a kid again 1.5 kilometer swim 40 kilometer bike 10 kilometer run

that's that's easy that nothing. That's a regular triathlon. That's the Olympic triathlon. Oh, that's... Yeah, we might be able to do that. As a show, could we do it? It was 1.5 kilometers in the water. 40 kilometers on the bike.

Oh, I'm sorry. 0.93 miles in the water. 25 mile bike. 6.2 mile run. That's a breeze. Especially when we just learned what an Ironman is. How far can you all swim though? I don't know.

Very far, shockingly. Swimming is not easy at all. It's so hard. Can I do 50 feet? If I wasn't rushing, I could do this. If I was rushing, if I was do this. Yeah, if I could doggy paddle? If I was Russian, if I was just like pushing myself, that would suck. But if I was just at my own pace swimming, at my own pace biking, at my own pace...

Huh? Russian you would be funny. Very funny. Russian run. To the fucking rule. Have you guys heard of the traditional Italian triathlon? What is that? Put your dick in someone who doesn't want it

and then maybe a little of uh embezzlement i don't know if it's real i just learned about it from this uh animated movie luca but what it is is it's swimming biking and then you eat a ton of pasta and you can be in teams okay that just made that up for the movie, Steven. Maybe, maybe not, but it sounds pretty funny. That's not a real thing for sure. What the fuck? Add it to the wheel, bro. Oh, fuck.

All right, Tom, let me. This morning's events is inaccurate. He was offered an opportunity to meet with management, but instead released a statement on Twitter. Spicy. They wanted him to take a pay cut, probably. Yeah. He was like, I'm not taking a pay cut. I'm Don Lamone.

I'm Lamone. Tucker and Lemon could get together today, start a new network. It would be great. They really could. They hate each other. But also, doesn't Tucker and and Lemon Doesn't that sound cute? Yeah Tucker and Lemon

Yeah that does sound like A little puppet Brunch spot Yeah Oh yeah I would eat there Don Carlson They actually hate each other Don Carlson sounds like

A boxing promoter Yeah or like A guy who runs a bowling alley Or a movie star from the 50s Is that actually? I don't know It just sounds like one Yeah Don Carlson Yeah I would watch Don Carlson grabs some boobies Or movie star from the 50s. Is that actually? I don't know. It just sounds like one.

Don Carlson. Yeah. I would watch. Don Carlson grabbed some boobies when he shouldn't have. Oh, yeah. No, Don Carlson. Don Carlson. You look back and Don Carlson just raped his way through all of it. Yeah.

Uh-huh. It was the times. Oh. Not you, though. Okay. Basketball Don Carlson. Wasn't Tucker Carlson on CNN? Yes.

Didn't he used to be on CNN back in the day on Crossfire or something. That other dude, that weird fucking looking dude. Yeah, the other dude. He always wore a bow tie. That's the show Jon Stewart came on and wrecked it. And ruined it. But there's people now who say that Jon Stewart doing that fucked up discourse and people who disagree with one another having conversations

and just furthered them into their echo chambers. Oh, so it's all Jon Stewart's fault? I think that's what people are saying. That Jon Stewart is actually a bad guy because he doesn't let people argue anymore. Further back is Craig Kilborn's fault for leaving The Daily Show. Right.

Don Carlson for Congress. You gotta get that follower account up, bro. Or at least buy the thing. Yeah. Recovering lawyer. Happiest when hiking? Gross. Never vote for him. Get out of here, dude. You want to hit that high noon

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What do you got? So on Friday we had Rico on the show. Of course. And I had the idea of doing a documentary on Rico called 48 Hours in Bosco. That would be the 48 hours that he quit Barstool Sports. What I didn't know is some people in the, I think Logan, maybe Austin, some other people, had already created a trailer. They were going to work on it, but it uh it got like i don't know they just didn't pursue it but the trailer makes me want more bosco and more of this was it i sent it to

tj tell me you wouldn't watch this show this is a netflix what kind of person goes through strangers life that's some weird fucking behavior. Rico's crazy. Off the reservation. He's created burners and went after people's families here at Barstow. And meanwhile, you're fucking harassing the wife of people? Fuck off. Fuck off. Some things are bigger than sports, and I'm a man of honor. And then he's fucking one of them.

You fucking understand? I'll fucking go right through you. You stupid fuck. How many fucking times? How many times? Rico is a fucking coward. Always has been. Always will be.

You get away with murder. You run people out of this company. You do something to wrong him. He cuts you off completely. That's part of the crazy. That's part of the entertainment. That's part of the nuts. He was,

that was who he was. Very easy to take for granted. My heart is pounding. How many people want to be in your seat? Who's making it? Want it so bad. You know who would absolutely crush that?

Caleb. Yeah. Caleb made that and I don't want to, I would never ask or put work on his plate, but you know what I mean? That's something that he uniquely could do as a filmmaker.

Yeah. That made me want less Bosco. Oh, no. I want to see the good parts of Rico. I want to see the whole story. At the end, you could have a redemption arc. Okay. Having someone tell the story.

There are good parts of Rico, too. When he's on the yak, he's awesome. Yeah. He was great. He was great on Friday. I was saying that I want the documentary to start where he sits down, and then it zooms in on his eye, and it goes into his brain, and it's just a bunch of little cartoon Ricos fighting each other. For like 10 minutes, yeah.

Screaming at each other. Holy shit. Whoever made that, that was a pretty nice edit right there. Yeah, we need it. Like, literally. And also, it could bring us down. It could be the most damning evidence against Barstool Sports once we put it out, but that's why we

need to control the narrative and put it out ourselves. Shout out to the production team. Yeah, whoever edited it. Latman. Latman went after Jerry. That was weird. Did you guys see that? I don't know. It's bizarre. Wait, this weekend? Yeah, I'd like to say... I don't know if he went after him, but it was a weird tweet. That was weird. Did you guys see that? I don't know. It's bizarre. Wait, this weekend? Yeah, I'd like to say.

I don't know if he went after him, but it was a weird tweet. It was a weird tweet. And then everyone was like, oh, you're just defending Jerry. I was like, no, this is just a weird tweet. Jerry's doing editing now. I've seen that. It's hilarious. It's hilarious.

So it's real, too, because Jerry was like, I don't have an editor for wrestling content. And Hank was like, learn how to edit. So Jerry's learning how to edit. have an editor for wrestling content. Hank was like, learn how to edit. Jerry's learning how to edit. He's posting his progress. Then he joked and was like, I think I'm going to take a pay cut. Yeah, I want to do a pay cut and move out of content and go to editing. Clearly joking.

Who among us hasn't had that thought too? Just film Frank the Tank for the rest of your career? Clearly a joke. Kind of funny. Then Blackman got the audacity to think a craft that people spend years perfecting pays less than pooping your pants on camera. He also replied to Jerry. He also replied to Jerry being like, work on it for three to five years and come back to us. Yeah, you're not ready to check in with us?

So he was mad. Yeah. I think he might have been joking too though will you think first one i'm like oh that he's joking but then the second one when you go reply and then quote tweet yeah i would like to think david blackman was joking as well okay i would hope so i know jerry was joking yeah why don't you take his fucking cock out of your mouth. Yeah, you're glazing. Blackman? Yeah. I was just trying to stick up for the guy.

Portland male glazers over there, bro. Leave that dude alone. All right. Why don't you glaze Jerry, bro? I think Jerry gets glazed enough. Brandon, you think if you quit today, you think it would make the headlines like Tucker Carlson, Lemon, and Brandon Walker? I miss my milk.

Start a lineup together? I miss my chance last week. You could have been the trendsetter. You just need a weather person. You got a whole... There might be the guy that inspired Tucker to quit.

Probably. I don't know that enough. He listens to the Yak. Yeah. He does. Yeah. Hmm. We had Ray Romano

on the show when y'all were gone Really? Yeah I heard He's a famous stand up Was he wearing a hat? He was not He was

He was? I think so Almost certainly wearing a hat I think there was a hat on that head I don't remember what he looked like there was a hat on that head. I don't remember what he looked like at all. None of us will ever know. Just let me know. Because we already just know him from the show.

If he committed a crime, I don't know that we could give a good description. Yeah, I actually. No? I feel like you're gaslighting me into a hat. I think there was a hat. You think there was a hat? I don't. I couldn't.

We'll never know. I don't think there was a hat. I knew this would happen. We'll never fucking know. I asked't think there was a hat. I knew this would happen. We'll never fucking know. Ask the question. You fucked us. No hat. Oh, no hat.

Oh, but his hair's like a brim, though. Yes, it is. His hat's like a brim. You tried to gaslight me, Brandon. I was trying to gaslight. I thought he had a hat on. Kyle did that to us. He was really great.

Why'd you think that? Why? I asked him a gay incest question. It was the first question he got asked on the act. Gay incest? Have you ever caught your twins kissing?

Twin boys, girls? Yeah, girls wouldn't have played as much. You gotta start sexualizing twin boys more. Yeah. Why? Agreed.

Because they do it to the girls. It's only right. What's that commercial? That button. It's like, and more. Yeah. Why? Agreed. Because they do it to the girls. It's only right. What's that commercial? It's like, and twins. Yeah. Burritos at 4 a.m. Back when beer was for men. Parties that never end.

I was like, I remember that being on Disney Channel. It'd be like an episode. And twins. Yeah, and they're twins. Yeah. Mary, Kate, and Ashley, I feel like, set that off. Oh, well, the pleasure doubled the fun. Twins would be a lot of pressure, I feel like.

Yeah, especially because you're fucking two sisters. One's enough. Same time. Yeah. They hate each other enough already. Every guy's fantasy. And if you're going to fuck two girls at the same time. You want the two girls to be very different.

Right. Body types, body, um, physiques, ethnicity, air systems. You want to do, yeah. Twins, dude. You're like, yo, I fuck twins. The twins who married the twins, who I kind of hate follow, they've been on my timeline every day now.

They're on People Magazine all the time now. They're, like, blowing up in the twin world. Yeah, those, oh, those ones are creepy. Did you dunk on Blattman? No, I just replied. I was like, I think Jerry's joking. On this prep sheet, it says, Big Cat promptly dunks. It was not a dunk, and it was also not prompt.

It was like five hours later. Oh, promptly dunks. That's really. Neither of those things happened. Is Blattman here? Oh, yeah. Is he? Want to go grab him?

Sure. Kyle, what if I told you, like, What did you do this weekend I was like yeah I fucked You're like go on Twins I would be like that's a little weird I know I'm joking The story is cool when you say you're fucked

I'm with you guys I'm joking It's just a very funny thing that culture I think what I'm saying is It should be the opposite I think dudes used to be like this this girl's so hot, I want two of her. You know what I mean? I want more of this girl. If you're like a twin girl, though, do you sigh in the morning like, I'm going to have to fuck with my sister later?

Yeah. Yeah, probably. It sucks. I once went on a bachelor party, and we decided to get strippers to the house late on a Saturday. So it was. Last pick? Yeah. And they're sitting on the bench waiting for a call?

They were Timon and Pumbaa. Like the body types. It was hilarious. Are they twins? No. Not identical. Damn. Yeah, the difference was nice.

All the Disney characters for a stripper to get compared to, Timon and Pumbaa, are probably the worst. Yeah, no, it wasn't great. But that is an archetype that's as old as time and even better, a tall, skinny guy and a short, fat guy. Yeah, oh, it always plays. Or short, skinny guy, tall, fat guy. You see that a lot?

Well, just size difference. Size difference, yes. In general. Yes. Wasn't that Danny DeVito? Wasn't it of Mice and Men? Lenny and Carl. Yeah, sure.

Lenny and whatever the dude's name was. I'm aware of that one. In PFT. In 101 Dalmatians, the henchman. Yeah. Home Alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bully and Christmas Story and then Toad, his little buddy.

Yeah. All kidding. Clemmer and Frank. I think that they could be a fucking superstar duo. Yeah. I think that the upside of them is very high. I've been enjoying Clemmer's New York City history. It's good.

The last one was kind of morbid, don't you think? The John Lennon one? I thought it was interesting. The way he walked into it morbid, don't you think? John Lennon? I thought it was interesting. The way he walked into it, it's like, and right here. He needs to get a mic. Because he'll turn away, and then you just can't hear him. The wind will be blowing. Then he'll turn back.

He needs a mic. Yeah, he needs a mic. I thought that one was really interesting. It was. John Lennon. It should be a subsidiary of Twisted History. Get all the history under one umbrella. I thought it was crazy that the dude, I didn't know the dude just sat down and waited for the police.

Yeah, and he signed a, he met him earlier in the day. Yeah. Must have been a shitty autograph. I know, because of Clemmer. Do you know the one guy who shot the, I forget which president, he's like out now. Reagan. Yeah, the guy who shot Reagan's like out living life again. He makes music on YouTube. Yeah, he does concerts and stuff. he does concerts on hinkley right yeah that's crazy to me

frank freaking out this weekend was hilarious for other people yeah oh yeah you find that clip tj where was he i don't know it looked like a bar or something was in syracuse why was he at syracuse with brianna and dave up there oh Oh, big three. That looked crazy. The people. Oh, yeah. That was like stampede level. Yeah. Yeah, Frank just yelling like that.

It made me like him even more. These people. Swinging her little haircut around. So scared. Look at that lady. He's filming a selfie. I just like that he's doing it in public. It's just so alpha.

And it's just like, hey, everybody else. Extreme movements. They can mind their own business. Yeah, exactly. Get out of there. Mind your fucking business. Lady looks like a robot malfunctioning. Yeah, well, because she is.

Because she realizes that she can't do anything. Yeah. Someone needs to stop this. Someone needs to stop him. That's exactly how Nate reacts. Someone has to stop Frank. It was perfect. The tank.

Nate's been dogging around recently. I love Nate going to Kaz. That was awesome. He was dogging. That was awesome. I fucking love it. I missed that, too. Actually was awesome. He was dog. That was awesome. I fucking love it. Hey, I missed. I missed that, too.

Actually made me super uncomfortable watching that. He just went after guys like you're soft. Oh, right here. Yeah, yeah, okay. I saw it. I didn't watch it. It was great. It was fucking great.

He didn't walk away. He just like let him sit in it, and then he would give him another meanie. Yeah. Another mean one. He's been dogging. He's trying to preserve the culture. Yeah. He is.

He's our head of culture. He is. And he's like, how do we keep it? He's like cables. Yeah. He's like. Yeah. He's our propaganda minister.

I like it. I respect it. I never have a problem with the dog being around. No. No. It was great. It was a vintage clip. a dog being around. No. It was great. It was a vintage clip. I need more of.

Yeah, fuck yeah. You are just so worthless. Why am I worthless? You're just a sellout little Miami bitch now. Frank Tank? Wow. Maybe Frank the Tank could go in there and stuff in there with you? Yeah, somebody's got it.

You don't have it anymore. You don't have it. You used to have a fastball. You're like 57. It just keeps going, huh? Awesome You used to have a fastball. You're like 57. It just keeps going, huh? It goes on for a while. It just keeps going. I mean, Gaz is such a shadow of what he used to be.

Everybody else was joking, but he's locked in now. Yeah, I know. I love it. It's the dog. Che malfunctioning. He got offered it out. Oh, that was the worst part, just standing there cross-armed. I loved it.

You know what I'm saying? Loved every second of it. You could tell it was going on a little bit before that they're like, oh, we should start filming this. I want Nate to do that as a series to multiple people in the office. Oh, he will if you ask him. Some people he doesn't like to pounce on to their face. I like when he pounces face-to-face, though.

I agree. Huh? Me? Does he do it to you? No, he loves to pounce on me. He does? Yeah. Behind, yeah.

Not really pouncing. I don't know if he still does. I know he used to a lot when I first got hired. Oh, did you know Frank showed up one day last week? Yeah, I know. And I don't know when you cleaned your desk or how it happened. I didn't clean my desk. Vibs cleans my desk. Okay, so Frank is in a week. Yeah, I know. And I don't know when you cleaned your desk or how it happened. I didn't clean my desk. Vibs cleans my desk.

Okay, so Frank is in a rant. Yeah, I watched the video. A Mets rant, and then just looks and goes, oh, Sass cleaned his desk. He was so happy. And I had a, what was he, something with his tooth? Oh, and I had a root canal. That was the highlight of my day. I just thought it was so funny that Frank keeps tabs on your desk,

and Frank has literal things hanging off. You were saying that his desk wasn't messy. It was my desk. All of the shit that was on my desk was his stuff. It's like a stack of fedoras of his. Yeah. It was like Yoda masks. Like a hot dog trophy. Yeah.

If the people like Tommy and Sass and Kelly Keegs who are right by Frank Yeah. It was like Yoda masks. Like a hot dog trophy. If the people like Tommy and Sass and Kelly Keegs who are right by Frank don't complain, I think you've got to let Frank. Frank doesn't bother me at all. Why would he? Because you mind your own business. Also, it's very easy if you just look at the baseball schedule. It's like the Mets have a day game. Yeah.

If you don't like it, don't come in. Which they have a shocking amount of day games. Is there a whole schedule? They're playing the Cubs' old schedule. Day games every day. They not have lights at that stadium? I know. Holy shit.

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Yeah. Good sausage. Great. By the way, we have a huge week coming up because we have Mincy on Wednesday. Wednesday? Yeah. NFL draft on Thursday? NFL draft show?

What's the weather on Wednesday? Oh, it's going to be like 60 degrees, 58 all week. It's not going to be great weather. TJ, is Stanko going to use a phone? Oh, Stanko's right there. Stanko, are you going to use a phone or you have a camera? We're going to have a real camera with like a gimbal and stuff like that. Oh, the run.

I forgot. Gimbal, yeah. That's still going on? The run? Better. Maybe we should just have him do an Iron Man. We'll see if you can do it in less than three hours. When he gets to the end of the run, we'll put him in the water. Yeah, just dunk him in the East River.

Ooh. Nasty. Yeah, he's going to be excited for this. Wednesday's going to be excited for this. Wednesday's going to be a... Is Donnie just hiking Mount Everest? Is that what's going on? He's just going to the base camp? He's going to the base camp.

Damn. Is the base camp still high up? Oh, yeah. Oh, very high up. I feel like, though, I feel like he might just... Hike it? Yeah. Sneak in?

That would be so Donnie to be like i'm just going to the base camp and then one guy's like you want to come up he's like i guess yeah he's like fuck i guess i'm here he's just like a solid uh stella blue ad oh yeah he should be like the face of the company now he's been killing it yeah him and shopping day have been going nuts wow i feel like michelangelo is the perfect person to go with him on that journey. Hiking, going up to the top, it's not even that it takes that long to go up. It's that you have to keep going up and down to get acclimated to the altitude. Oh, shit.

Yeah. So, like, those guys, like the guy that he's with, that, like, NIMS dude, he could just go up, I think. He doesn't have to get up. That's why he did all those peaks in such a short amount of time. How many days does it go from base camp? I think it takes two months. What? Maybe a month and a half.

It doesn't take that long. What? What? Yeah. That's miserable. His peak day is usually like the first and second week of May. There's only a couple days you can do it? Yeah.

Really? I want to say. Well, you did say. That's pretty true. You can't just go up whenever you want to go up? I'm sure someone out there has hiked Everest like 10 times. It's going to be like, Sass doesn't know what he's talking about. But I'm pretty sure.

Who won? Here you go, Sass. What about the days? You only can do it. There's a certain window because that's the best weather of the entire time. What's the name of that company? Alpine Ascent? Based in Seattle?

What a weird place for that to be based out of. And even then you could get to the second to last camp and the weather sucks at the top. They got good mountains out there. I feel like you'd be based in... Look at you, Sash. You nailed this. Yeah, and they go up to the first one, go down. They'll start

at the base camp, go up, go down. They go all the way up to the fourth base camp and then I think they go all the way back down and then they go all the way back up. Signing up to do anything for two months is way too long.

Well, also it's like how do you make time for that? I guess if you're like getting sponsors and shit. Yeah. Or if you're Donnie. You have to be like a millionaire

or be sponsored. A lot of people that do that are rich as fuck. Is it true or a myth that when people die up there they just leave them? They leave them. Because the helicopters can't fly that high. There's still

portions where part of it is you pass like here's a famous explorer. You see feet sticking out of the ice. I think the highest a helicopter has ever flown was during the 95 expedition where all these people died. Because one of the people that died, the family was like billionaires. Did you read

a book on Everest? Yeah, I read Into Thin Air. You fucking know everything. You've been nailing every fact. Yeah, like this is insane. I'm impressed. The helicopter flew so high. You hear the hyper focus right now? It flew so high that when they took off, they literally just free fell until they caught wind

and the propellers started working again. Because there's no air up there. There's no air. Isn't that insane? Holy fuck. Yeah.'s no air up there. There's no air. Isn't that insane? Holy fuck. Yeah. That's scary. Yeah. Why doesn't someone just parachute onto Everest?

They should. I know. From outer space. Red Bull will do it. Yeah. No parachute. Just a big net. Yeah. That'd be awesome. A net on Everest? Damn. Good for him, though.

That should seem scary. Very scary. The views are probably fucking... Has anyone ever died on the way to base camp? Probably. On the way back down? No, the hike to base camp. Oh.

That'd be... Probably. People have probably gotten, like, out of the meters. Yeah. People get sick at the base camp, too. Yeah. People still get altitude sick there. I think... Donnie, get sick at the base camp too. Like people still get altitude sick there. I think Donnie.

How high is the base camp. It's like six thousand meters or some shit. You're the ever speaking. I don't know why you're asking.

He's pretending to not know. I don't know. I don't know. I know that eight thousand I think eight after eight thousand meters that's the death

zone. Five thousand. Say it in feet it's much more impressive. What they do it by meters what's Denver Denver mile high

to mile high so like 5,000 I don't know what that is 2,000 maybe 6 right 5 I'm probably getting this wrong but I thought it was around

like 10,000 feet that you start to be like oh people get sick in Denver so yeah I guess that's way higher than that who'd have been you got altitude sickness and on the road i got altitude sickness when i went to telluride and that was like 14 000 feet when we were skiing and that was terrible yeah it takes a while right yeah jerry jerry when you get to like 8 000 meters your body starts

you're literally dying the entire time that you your body starts, you're literally dying. The entire time that you're there. Heaven. You're going to heaven. You're still, your body is physically dying. Damn. Sounds bad. Yeah, it's crazy.

So what possesses a person to do it? See, they did it. I did it. I was at the highest peak of the world. I did an Everest equivalent. Yeah. No big deal. That makes more sense to me than doing Ironman.

Climbing Everest? Yeah. How long do you get to stay up there? Or doing the Appalachian Trail. Five minutes. That's it? Dude, you're dying. Yeah.

You can't be up there for a long time. Oh, there's Blatman. Blatman! Blatman! Hey! Where is he looking? Where else would we have been calling him from? I thought it was behind him.

You mad at Jerry? You went reply and quote tweet. Yeah, the double. Yeah, that made me think you were mad. No, Jerry and I were just talking. Everything's good. Yesterday. I wasn't mad.

He came out with the joke, as you claimed. I matched his energy. It was a joke. And I matched his energy with an equal joke. Reply and quote tweet means... Reply and quote tweet was a little much. So we're all good. Yeah, everything's great. So you're hiring him. Oh yeah, he might do

a segment on school scenes this week. Done. It's probably some explosions. Lots of them. Yeah. Yes. Alright, thank you Blatman. He was definitely mad. He was definitely mad. Like the Blattman. He was definitely mad. There you have it. Been like the Maldives. He was definitely mad.

It can't be that hard. Jerry learned it in like two days. He mastered it. He mastered it. Where's he pulling those clips from? Where's he pulling the NFL clips from? I don't know. Is he ripping them off YouTube?

I don't know, but I wish we had them a couple weeks ago so we could have them for the NFL Draft show. Just all that. We could get them to do an edit. Probably do an edit for a player. One or two players. Yeah, we should get them to do an edit for a player. We should get them to guess who the Steelers are going to take

and get one ready for them. What did you say, TJ? None of those edits can be used in anything that has any sort of audience. Eh. If we used it on our NFL draft show, I'd get taken down. All right, so I'm going to tell Jerry that we should maybe do, like we'll do a reenactment of one of the players. Or do it in Madden footage.

Oh! That's a good idea. Okay, so Jerry. How about you do it with a prospect in Madden footage? Change his name? Just create a player. Okay. Leave NCAA revamped, download on the PC in the game timer. That's what the. I'll just create a player. Okay. Leave NCAA revamped.

Download on the PC in the game timer. That's what the fuck I'm talking about. Nice, TJ. All right. So we need Jerry to get at least one edit.

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Correct yourself. I don't know what the answer is. Oh. I just thought that's what it was. But I was right about how they dive. What? What was it? Correct yourself. I don't know what the answer is. I just thought that's what it was. But I was right about how they dive. That is true. They do do that. Do you want to go on Everest? Sounds like you kind of do. I did for like a day. And then I read that book. And that was it? I was like

hell no. Did the engine thin air? What was the book about? The people who died? Yeah. How many people died? Maybe like 11. Whoa. 10. 13. Did any of them survive? The people who died? Yeah. How many people died? Maybe like 11. Whoa. 10, 13. Did any of them survive? The dude that wrote it. True.

That makes sense. You guys think the world used to be covered with massive trees? Yes. Yeah. Like huge fucking... Like how come the trees aren't as old as the earth? You're just saying that you think they may have gotten smaller

over time? What's the oldest tree? I don't think trees have lifespans like anything else though, right? But the oldest trees, like... A couple thousand? Are there thousand-year-old trees? I don't know. Look it up, TJ. Oldest tree. How old are redwoods? One of those redwoods?

Oh, they have a list of them. What about the Baobab? What is that? The Baobab has to be five thousand years old. So Earth is four billion years old and we have five thousand years old.

It got cut down? What a dick. Why? Why'd they cut it down? Make paper. I don't know, Russ Curry. It's probably pretty badass

to be like, fuck it, I'm taking this shit down. Why the fuck did they cut it down? Oh, he did it. Wait, I saw repercussions. Seems like he did it.

Maybe they didn't know how old it was until they cut it down, though. Look on Donald Russ Curry. This motherfucker. Under fellowship. Wait. Oh, yeah. Wait, why did he do it? I can't see.

Prometheus? It had't see. Prometheus? It had a name like Prometheus? It's just a kid. I can't read all that. Yeah. Holy shit. What a bastard. What a controversial bastard.

I'm talking about trees as big as mountains. I don't think trees can do that. Why not? They still have to have roots and oxygen and air and all that. They can't. And if there's enough land, why couldn't their root systems grow to bigger sizes? Because roots can only go so deep, correct? Yeah, but then lightning.

Lightning's always been around. True. Roan? Counterpoint? No, I was... I had a... Have you heard the story? No, we got you.

I had a crazy-ass fucking flight on the way down to Austin. I had been texting my wife. I was like, some crazy shit just happened. Like, I was... A pop by my window. I thought... But it was softer than lightning. It was softer than lightning possibly could have been,

but, like, louder than a light bulb exploding. Like, we were getting fucking tossed through the air, but louder than a light bulb exploding. We were getting fucking tossed through the air, but I was wine drunk, so I was having the time of my life. The next day, we were getting lunch at a bar. I was ordering, and a woman was sitting at the bar. She was like, you recognize me? I was like, vaguely. Who are you?

How do I know you? She was like, I was your flight attendant yesterday. I was like, oh shit, that was a crazy flight, right? She was she was like yes we got struck by lightning right next to where you were sitting she was like you didn't smell anything it's like i guess it kind of did smell a little bit weird she was like i don't know if i should tell you this you have to tell me now she said the the pilot lost controls of the plane for like almost a minute like uh the whole system went down and uh they weren't in controls of the plane for like almost a minute. Like the whole system went down and they weren't in control of the plane and like all the controls weren't working essentially. And you were just drunk. Yeah, I was just free balling it.

Holy shit. Holy shit. Isn't that crazy? That's insane. How many times do you think that happens? And they don't say anything? Yeah, she said, if I hadn't run into this woman I would have never known.

She was like, obviously the pilots didn't say anything but they were freaking out a little bit. Damn. That's crazy, Rowan. I didn't know lightning

could take out the controls of the plane. I feel like that's something they should have a fail safe against. I guess they did since they got it back, but that seems like... I think Lightning has a minute of just free gliding.

Yeah, that's... You didn't catch the goddamn thing. Shut up, Brandon. You didn't catch it either. I can't fucking catch it. You didn't catch it either. It was right here. I didn't drop it.

Talking about Rowan's Lightning. Dude, you almost died. Yes, I know. Dumpster. Imagine if that happened lower than the ground. Oh, you missed two, bitch. You missed two, you missed two bitch would you have still did the live podcast

of course who would you have riffed with though who did that you suck sass is on today sass is on today Brandon just criticized me he's 0 for 4

0 for 4 did I go 2 for 2? Yeah. Nobody's ever gone 2 for 2. You got to know when to fold them, bro. Big cat. I'll go 2 for 2, no problem. So you're a lightning survivor?

Oh. Yeah. More so than like David Hogg is a... Scoot shooting survivor? Yeah. I'm shocked. David Hogg would have biked over to the airport. I mean, you were closer.

Yes. Like if the metal vessel wasn't around me, I would have been the one that got struck. Did you notice that it was like lost control? Were you in the window seat? Lightning strike survivors have a community. They kind of have a chip on their shoulder too. I have a little bit of video of it. It just looked like it was constantly just flickering.

Like, I don't even know what that shit was. That was just other lightning, but we were just clearly flying through a lightning storm. Wow. But I think planes are designed to be able to sustain. Lightning hasn't taken down a plane, I think, since the 70s. Sass, you can probably correct me on that one. I think. Since the 70s. I know that turbulence doesn't take out planes anymore.

When it strikes, it, like, runs the course of the plane. Except that one guy who died. Yeah. Because I think at, like, Yosemite Half Dome, there's, like like TikTok videos where all of a sudden everyone's hair starts standing up on their heads and they're like, run. And like hiking like that, people get hit by lightning. Yeah, I would imagine. Yeah. I was saying, imagine if you got serial killed.

What? On Everest? In Austin, you would have beaten all the odds. Yeah. Getting struck by lightning and then being serial killed. Oh, man. Back to back. Can you say you got struck by lightning?

They would have written a book about you. I think you can. You think so? I don't think you can. What? He was in a vehicle that got struck by lightning, but he himself was not struck by lightning. I was trying to see if I had anything, and I did smoke Sass and Tyler at ping pong. Like, I was smoking them.

You did. I took them to the woodshed. Hell yes. 2-0, 2-0. All the abilities. What if that's the superpower, the one superpower you get is ping pong? I would take it.

That's a pretty good one. I swear to God I would take it. It's a good-ass superpower. Great superpower. What could you do if you had, like, lightning hands? What if you just woke up in the middle of the night and it was just, like, all your all your sheets were like burnt to a crisp. Raiden was a pretty good character

in Mortal Kombat. He was. Yeah. You'd have to wear the hat though. Right. Which is appropriating. Yeah. Lightning culture.

Someone brought up Zeus as well as being one of the famous lightning guys. He was the guy in Star Wars who had the lightning hands. Didn't Ben Franklin get hit by lightning? I think he invented lightning guy in Star Wars who had the lightning hands didn't Ben Franklin get hit by lightning he invented lightning

yeah Alpatine good call Alpatine he's a nasty man he always scared the fuck out of me is that how he talked

is that prequels that's all of them isn't it no I think he's all three trilogies oh wow he's in all of them Stank't it? No, I think he's all three trilogies. Oh, wow. He's in all of them. Stanko, what did you give the remake of A-Team?

Did you watch that? I've seen it. I could look it up. Okay. What's your score system again? Classic letter grades like elementary school. No pluses, no minuses. F-plus and D-plus included. But no C plus?

You can throw a C plus or an F minus in there if you want. Here you go. F minus? Have you ever given an F minus? The Requine, an independent shark movie. It's one of the worst movies ever made, ever. Say it again? The Requine.

The Requine. R-E-Q-U-I-N. The Requine. Alicia Silverstone, I believe, is in it. Oh. She used to be in it, girl. That saddens me. Mid-90s.

Something must have happened. Where's she at these days? I got struck by lightning. Wasn't there a movie where she was, like, banging her teacher? Clueless, she banged her. No, but he's right about this. The Crush? Yeah, The Crush.

Was that what it was called? It was a good movie. Isn't she married to Ben Stiller? No. Clueless, she banged her. No, but he's right about this. The crush? Yeah, the crush. Was that what it was called? It was a good movie. Isn't she married to Ben Stiller? No. No, you're thinking of... Marsha Brady. Oh. She was so hot in those Aerosmith videos.

That fucking Amazing is the hottest girl that's ever been. Who? She was 16 in that. Alicia Silverstone. That's on MTV. So? She wasn't 16 in that. Avril Lavigne was That's on MTV. So? She wasn't 16. Avril Lavigne was like 14 on MTV.

Isn't she Steven Tyler's daughter? No, that's Liv Tyler. Isn't she the other one? Tyler was also in. Alicia Silverstone is not his daughter. You think that there was a similar Hollywood executive to Harvey Weinstein who was just a little bit less bad, who just has completely flown under the radar to play every one? Yes, I feel like all of them. With a dude fucking directing Wizard of Oz, who's probably just fucking all the munchkins.

Yeah, he was. Black and white. And in full color. Oh. She was 18. I was 15 at the time. She might have been 17. I was 15.

She probably was 17. But you said... I said back then it was the hottest thing ever. 15-year-old Brandon Walker was in love with... Back then? I was 15.

She was 18. You're a pedophile, dude. Same age difference as me and my wife. So it's all good. Double jeopardy. Your wife is 17? My wife is 17 years old, correct. Damn.

Damn. Good for you, dude. Thank you. We have four kids. We started early. Oh, baby Gronk's feeling the heat. He's posting his hate now. Oh, let's go, KB.

Praying on his dad. Rumbling. Poor bastard. I know. Poor fucking bastard. KB, are you still going to the Savannah Bananas? He just came back. No, I didn't go.

Thank God. I kept on almost sending you videos of theirs. And then I was like, if there's something that he's actually going to do, I'm not going to ruin it for you. As a joke or like... Just to be like, why are you going to this? Are we out on Savannah Bananas? I've been out since day one. I fucking hate them.

Yeah, I saw a bunch of content from them and not my thing. But I respect them. They're making money. It's a choice. Selling out. The tickets are crazy. Wait, well, Baby Gronk, how old is he? Fourth grade.

And people are saying this kid's going to be a janitor? Well, the narrative is that he won't. He has peaked, and he won't succeed in college or high school. You ain't shit, buddy. You're not even that good. The only reason why you're famous is because your dad. Stop comparing yourself to legends because they earned that. You will not make the NFL.

No shit. It's so funny, too, how he probably just has no fucking clue. Yeah, you know what's really weird as a a parent, to think of making a post like that and being like, go ahead, roast my fourth grade. Yeah, he wasn't a part... Yeah, and then they're probably showing him, look at all the hate you're getting. Now here's how you have to act.

Here's how you have to pretend to be in response. Ran by a parent. God damn, this poor kid. That's a weird parent move right there. Very weird. What's his name? Madison Miguel? Can we play the Livvy Dunn one?

I'm going to post one like that with my toddler. What are you doing at LSU? You have to come here. Am I play here? You're so cute. I probably will. Ooh, that haircut's terrible.

I think she fixed it. This is also weird. That was also weird. It's all weird. It's all like that. What the fuck was that? I didn't see that. I think she fixed it. This is also weird. That was also weird. It's all weird. It's all like that. What the fuck was that? I didn't see that. It's all like that.

That's very weird. Jeez. Everything is like that. What are you doing here? What am I playing here? There's multiple Livvy Duns now. There's two or three girls coming for the crown. There's two new blonde ones that are almost-

Brandon, you shouldn't know anything. Yeah, I'm not hitting that. I don't know what he's hitting that. You tell me. We're the top. The top prospects. I'm on the internet, okay? I don't know what you're talking about. I have no idea what you're talking about. You're talking about high school gymnastics. College.

Libby Dunn's very famous. The girl coming for the crown. These young girls. They're also in college. They're also in college. What crown are they coming for? Hottest? Hottest most famous? You do this on Necess they coming for? Hottest? Hottest most famous? You do this unnecessarily I know Hottest most famous college

Who's up and Who's gonna be good Top five hottest Where are you scouting? Who's next to us? Help me here Who are some of my five stars? Looks like Livvy Dunn

Right Is more promiscuous on TikTok Yeah there's two of them You know this? Yeah There's two of them How do you know this? Brandon I'm on the internet guys I'm on TikTok all the time This's two of them. You know this? Yeah. There's two of them. How do you know this? Brandon.

I'm on the internet, guys. I'm on TikTok all the time. This shit never comes across my algorithm. Brandon's got the horny algorithm. I do not have the horny algorithm. You obviously do. I follow Livvy Dunn on Instagram. I don't know this.

Her name's Brecky. There's a third one, though. What? Yeah, TJ, you don't know about the third. Brecky's whole identity is... Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Yeah, you have to.

All of her comments are just Livvy with cannons. Correct. Livvy with big tits. That's what she's trying to do. You like her more. I don't want to see that. I can hear Livvy. Of course she does.

Yeah, yeah. But there's a... Okay, whatever. You said your TikTok algorithm is just fishing in titties. It is fishing in titties. That girl's younger than me. Who? Livvy Dunn. Okay. That's fine. She's old It is fishing in titties. That girl's younger than me. Who? Livvy Dunn.

Okay. That's fine. She's old enough to be on the internet. It is what it is. She old enough to cross the street. She's old enough to get hit. Goddamn, Brandon. Whatever.

I respect it. You're you. Horny as hell. What happens when you're scrolling by the family, though? Huh? I don't scroll around the family. Although... Pause, and you're like, this is Brecky. So this is Brecky.

She's coming for the crown. I know that Tommy took... I gave him my old phone, and he changed my TikTok to Thomas F. Walker. I know. And changed the profile to Tommy Walker from Barstool. Yeah. Hell yes. He got you some followers. He's profile to Tommy Walker from Barstool. Yeah. Hell yes. He's got some followers. He's never TikTok'd.

He hasn't done anything yet. But he's got followers though. Does he have your algorithm? I don't know what he's got. Grow up quick. I don't know. Brecky. You and Tommy like sit down at night and be like, you really think Brecky's going to get the crown? The third one's pretty good too. I don't want to just be looking. Look at what? You mean good. I can't show Brecky. That to get the crown. The third one's pretty good, too. Like, I don't want to just be looking.

Look at what? You mean good. I can't show Brecky. That's from Thomas. He just did it. Yeah, but. FW. That's awesome.

Brecky Hill? She's on BFFs. You watch BFFs, Brandon? I don't. You watch every episode. He just clicks through the episode. I'll just say this, because I didn't bring it up, but Brandon brought it up.

Brecky Hill is my next up. It's hard not to say that. There's also a third. I don't know if you all keep ignoring it. Is she a gymnast? Yeah. No. No, she's not.

So she's just a college girl. She's not even a college athlete. Women gymnasts who are very – usually don't have knockers. Right, because they've been training since they were six years old. Their growth is stunted because of over-parenting. I guess we're not even going to talk about the Cavender twins either. We're all out on that. Sounds like you've got a wealth of knowledge.

They're going to WWE. Let me see your For You page on Instagram. I'm good. Do you want to see it? Oh, I don't look at Instagram. Okay. Or just scroll through his algorithm, though. Yeah, let me see your For You page on Instagram. I'm good. Do you want to see it? Oh, I don't look at Instagram. Okay. Or just scroll through his algorithm, though. Yeah, let me see your algorithm.

Just see. Let Cage crawl for a little bit and see. I'd rather not. Why? Why? You were literally talking. Roll through and just say, are tits no tits? Are tits visible or not?

TJ, can we log into Brandon's TikTok and just? Oh. I would guess Brandon doesn't know to log into his own TikTok. So it's all titties and wrestlers. Grab it. He is correct. That is So it's all titties and wrestlers. I'm going to grab it. He is correct. That is all. Titties and professional wrestlers.

Grab that thing and scroll through. Just scroll through what it's going to send him as if it were him. On TikTok? TikTok. Where is his TikTok? Oh, dear. How do you do that? Okay.

Okay, hold it up a little higher so I can see it. Okay. Titties. It's all sports. Mario Kart, basketball. Yeah, a lot of sports. Drunk guy. Clean.

Seth Rogen. Still no titties. I'm kind of embarrassing. No titties. There should be titties. Not a single one. Oh, here we go. Woman wearing just a flannel and literally nothing else.

And high heels. I didn't Google that. Flannel and high heels. And she's doing a naughty dance like she's about to open her. Oh, and an entree. Oh, I do like those. That was a surprise. You reposted on Brennan's account?

Oh. Is that another one? Hot teacher. Gorilla. Hot nurse. I haven't seen bass fishing yet. Barbecue. Well, I get a lot of barbecue now.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh! Oh! Twins? Brandon. Brandon. Bad man. I was just sitting at home looking at that one. You nasty boy. Oh, nasty, nasty boy.

It looks like they could be coming for the crown. I think that checked out. That's exactly what I told y'all it was going to be. Yeah, so why are you ashamed of it? I don't know. The next one. It's Joey Molinero. Oh, is it really?

We got to spin the wheel before we get out of here? Yeah. There's also, from the unboxing on Friday, a huge box of VHS tapes for each of you individually on the floor. Oh, hell yes. It's cops for me? Some of them are interesting choices. Can we use... Of the box.

Can we get a little... I just don't want to take them home. I don't have any place to put them or VHS. You know what I mean? Oh, it's Name Wheel. Okay. We have right now Name Wheel. We have Stephen Chase Popcorn and Wednesday,

and then we have KB's Wild. Oh, what about my camp out? Yeah, well, we're going to do that. When you get the better house, ideally. We have to play roof ball. Why did Ron get NBA Jam Session? This is the best one. I got pretty good house. Oh, ideally. We have to play roofball. Why did Ron get NBA Jam Session? This is the best one. I got pretty good house.

Oh, shit. I got cops. Let me see it. I had this one when I was a kid. You got cops. Oh, this is awesome. Oh, and Van Damme. What is that?

Hard Target? If we just put on a little video on the bottom on a tiny TV while we, you know, it could be fun. What do I got? Okay, relax. I'm getting there. Roadhouse. These are all I got. Okay, relax. I'm getting there. Roadhouse. These are all really good.

Okay, great, great. Oh. You got Above the Law. Above the Law. I love this movie. Maybe you got. This is awesome. No more baths.

No more baths? Never heard of that in my whole life. You got Bryce Canyon and Zion. Oh, Ken Jack is cool. You have some sort of Japanese child thing. Checks out. TJ's got

Big Band Line Dancing. Dr. Juice's Trophy Tactics of Fishing. Nick has S Club 7. I don't know what S Club 7 is. They were huge. That was like a band. Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I want.

Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park, but it's another language. That's exactly what you'd want. There's like a random wedding tape in there somewhere. El Parque Jurassico. Pokemon. Twilight Zone. Okay.

Do I have to keep going? No, you're good. Spin the name wheel because Brandon and I have to go do Rundown with Dave, which might be a trap. We could put them on the shelf over there, a nice little row of VHS tapes. Kate. I've been hoping for Ice Cream Sunday Party for so long. Way to go, Dan.

Oh, and can I add one more thing? Oh, Brandon got roots. Nice. Time for you to learn some history, brother. Can I add butter crocks to my wheel? Oh, no. Butter crocks?

I saw this video this weekend where a guy had a bunch of mushy stuff in a pair of crocks and then had to put his feet in it and watch all the stuff come out the holes. Oh, that sounds fun. I feel like that just needs to be simple. Thank you. Oh, turtleneck week.

Part of the lemonade is on there. Uh-oh. What is butt quarters? Butt quarters is a bar game, but it's easy to play. Succocus? Oh, that's so you have to go all the way to Succocus to come back.

Yeah, you just have to, if it lands on you, if you get it, you have to get up right now, go over to Penn all the way to Secaucus and come back. Yeah, you just have to. If it lands on you, if you get it, you have to get up right now, go over to Penn Station, go to Secaucus, and come back. It's just annoying. Or you have to tweet, Suck Cock US with an American flag. Okay. That thumbs down sign. You could be in Secaucus in 10 minutes.

Yeah, it's pretty easy, but it's just annoying. Yeah. All right, spin it. I forgot about a lot of these. Ooh. Call a psychic. What are you going to call a psychic? Whoever it lands on, they have to call one of those 800 numbers.

You know Kino you always see on the subway? That Kino guy in Brooklyn? You got to call. I like that. Have them do a phone reading like live on the thing you don't have to do it right now but let's see who we're calling

or who's calling maybe a nice Friday call a psychic I'm not calling a psychic you have to aren't we is it Eliminator the wheel said

oh you have to fuck psychic's calling well alright I'll call a psychic. Fuck it. Okay. I'll be calling a psychic.

Perfect. Dude, ask for a pick. Yeah, true. Good point. I want to try to talk to some dead people. A little seance? Yeah. Read the tea leaves?

The tapes. I'm going to call a psychic as Brandon Walker. That's what I'll do. Why? Who's next up? Yeah, find out when he's going to die. Yeah. Yeah.

What have my dogs been up to? What are you scared of psychics? No, I'm not scared of psychics. I'm going to call as you. Or how I would think you'd answer the question. That wasn't what the wheel said. The wheel said you should call.

I have to call a psychic. I will call a psychic. All right. We're going to see what Brandon's said. The wheel said you should call. I have to call a psychic. I will call a psychic. Alright. Brandon's probably gonna die in like five years. Some stupid injury. Stubs his toe. Doesn't go to the hospital. He's eating steak while he's

jerking off to whoever's next door. Oh yeah. Double heart attack. A 2am steak choking incident. While he's scrolling the timeline. TikTok's just replaying silently next to him. I'm just aware of these people. His kids, his whole house got into the melatonin by accident. He's choking, trying to wake them up.

Oh, this will be fun. Okay. All right, we'll see you everyone tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you. Bye.