The Yak - An EXCLUSIVE Look At The Rico-Big T Incident | The Yak 1-11-22

Episode Date: January 12, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, I'm back. Wild day here at Barstool Headquarters. Brandon's out. Rone is out. Everyone else is in. I got to leave halfway through.

Actually, can we get it on to Sass real quick, the camera? You probably have grown back too much hair, but I have to leave at 1.30 to do an interview. And I was thinking maybe we make your Pardon My Take premiere. Maybe you come on the show? Sure. Why? Well, our guest at 1.30 is a certain famous person that maybe we have him do a Make-A-Wish with you.

Who is it? John Cena. How funny would that be if we're like, John, one last question. Is it John Cena? Yeah. Is it actually? Is it John Cena?

We've had him on before, but yes. And we're like, hey, one last question real quick. I got my guy Harry here. He doesn't have cancer, but he thought he did once, and also his friend Kyle did too. Can you save him? Yeah, you should actually. Go buzz your head, Kyle.

Just tell him I might have it. A scare. See what he says. Yeah, see what he does. Half a make-a-wish. Half a make-a-wish. I'll tell him I'm a scare. Do you want to just see him?

Is he coming? I think it's Zoom. I'll tell him I'm a scare Do you want Your make a wish is Do you want to just see him Is he coming Yes I think it's zoom It's zoom I'll do that No that would be funny though To have you do the make a wish Okay You just want to say what's up

Okay Let's do that Yeah At the end I'll be like I'll try to My friend Kyle Had a cancer scare And so

Knowing that He can't do a real make a wish But he just wanted His make a wish But he just wanted His make a wish was To say what's up Yeah Just If I could just speak to him

Yeah that's perfect I'll be funny Thank you guys for congratulating me On my game of the year I was the first to text you You said who's this It's okay No

I'll probably have more More games games a year you're undefeated undefeated in this year it's got to feel pretty good that's got to be the biggest news going on at least so this place is weird dude dream job dream job we were talking about it yesterday ironically yeah dream yes yes we have no right to ever bitch ever. How lucky are we to just be able to just have that happen? I woke up this morning a little sleepy, and I slept until 1130. Yeah. The only downsides to this job is every now and then you have to dodge a high noon can at your head.

The alternate footage. Oh, man. Have you seen the Skycam? I've seen every day. Oh, man. Have you seen the Skycam? I've seen everything. I was there. So people obviously saw by now Rico has been suspended a month and also forced therapy. He and Big T had a duke to do this morning.

I was there. I missed the throw. So I flippantly was like, Big T. Basically, to rehash all this, basically like four of us in the office. Rico comes in. Because it was 10 a.m., best job. Yeah, there's four of us, me, Chuck, Big T, and Rico.

Comes in. We're talking about the game last night. I think Rico's a little nervous about it. Tommy was there, too. Yeah, Tommy was there, too. He would be upset if you left him out. Yeah, actually, Tommy has the best memory ever. Tommy can tell the whole story.

No, he's going to make himself a main character. No, he's going to bring up how the angle of him rubbing his hands playing to the camera. Oh, yeah, he definitely will come into the act. Yeah, suspension, though. Yeah. I mean. Is Big T, so Big T's not getting in any trouble? I don't think he did anything wrong.

For why? Just, like, provoking the situation? Well, so it actually was not... For busting balls? Unfortunately, I, like, tune in and out of my conversations with Rico. So we were talking about the game last night. I was saying, why haven't you congratulated me? Here, Tommy's here.

Tommy's to tell the whole thing. Tommy, tell the whole thing. Even though I was sitting there, I was like half listening, so I don't even remember what was said. Break it all down, Tommy. Give us the whole breakdown. You did this, Dan. I literally had to have Tommy tell me what happened to an event that I was there for.

Yeah, so it was, I don't know, just you and Rico were talking. Pretty classic Kat and Rico. It wasn't like, I know, it was, I don't know, just you and Rico were talking. Pretty classic, Kat and Rico. It wasn't like, I know, it was like 10, 20, 24. I know when I'm pushing his buttons. I was not pushing his buttons this morning. I think I was like, why didn't you congratulate me on my game of the year? And then he was like, oh, well, it's tough.

Rico said something. Yeah, it started where he was like, yeah, I guess I'm just a low-level employee now. Like, I'll just bang the keyboard, wear orange, and cheer for teams in the South. Which is a shot at big T, which I didn't even realize. Presumably, yeah, I guess I'm just a low-level employee now. I'll just bang the keyboard, wear orange, and cheer for teams in the South. Which is a shot at Big T, which I didn't even register to me. He didn't say any names. Yeah, that that's what he was doing. So Big T heard, it was just me, you, Chuck, Big T, and Rico. So Big T heard that, took out his AirPod, and was like, oh, what's wrong, Terrence?

No, don't say, come on, Tommy. Don't say government names. What's wrong, blank? No, you have to say it. And then Rico turned around, yelled through the high noon can at him. Big T dodged it. Like it was just pretty immediate. So Rico called him by his government name.

No, also, Big T did. Just for the context, I think a lot of the angst that Rico was feeling this morning had little to do with gambling or last night. It was all about

the Dave Portnoy show that's coming out later today. Because all last night, Rico was saying, I don't know, Rico was saying, I'm happy you guys

all came to my wake. Tomorrow's my funeral. Yeah. So then, so he threw the high noon can and Big T was like, what the hell? Someone's got to happen. And then I think pretty much everything else was on video where Big T called him by the government

name again and then Rico went over there. Big Cap broke it up. But there was some zip on that high noon can. There was some zip. I didn't know what it was at first and then Big T showed it and it was like the high noon angle. This is Big T saying I just had a high noon thrown at my skull

And it missed by half an inch Why is anyone not like upset? I just had a psychopath through a full high noon can over here I did flippantly I was like dude it didn't hit you Look at that dent It also hit like a pile of clothes And still dented

Yeah So I probably was wrong Cause this one goes right through your fucking face Yeah, it also hit a pile of clothes. And dented off the clothes. And still dented. Yeah. So I probably was wrong. I'm going to throw a fucking ton because this one goes right to your fucking face. You understand that? If you throw me on this head, I'll fucking run right through you. The green boys. Oh, he's got the gummy sweats.

Let's go. That's good stuff. And then if you have the Fistuli video, that also has the – it picks up like right from there. Yeah, Big T being like, he threw this at my head. Is anyone going to do anything? And I was just like, well, it didn't hit you, did it? Yeah, I don't think anyone realized in the moment how close it was. No, I had no idea. I didn't see the throw.

So I had no idea that he actually – I thought he threw it like off to the side. Yeah, but is there footage of the throw? I mean, this is like Sasquatch. This is credit. Okay. Yeah, and then I went full dad mode. Stop. You stop too, bitch.

Stop. Everyone stop. Everyone stop. Everyone stop. So how long after this? Yeah, that was serious. Yeah, no, it was. I had to break everything up.

So how long after that was it like he got the call from Dave? I think Chuck sent Dave the video. I wasn't going to say anything. I was just going to be like, there was four of us. I think he sent it to Gaz and was like, is that okay if I post this? I was like, there's four of us in here. I'm just going to pretend none of this happened, which is probably the wrong thing to do. Also, why I'm not the boss. Chuck sent it it to gaz gaz said it to dave dave immediately suspended

rico and then rico did kind of bat uh dap picked you up on the way out he i think rico's exact quote was i'm sorry we got to figure this thing out but you're a dick wow stand up That's fair Did Dave see All the angles I think he did Yeah the throw was Again I was shocked When I saw the throw At first

I was on the side of like If it doesn't hit you It doesn't matter Because I thought it was like You know when you throw something As a warning shot Like I'm gonna throw it

But it's gonna be 10 feet over your head Who cares That's what I thought it was Typically a warning shot though Isn't as isn't thrown 75 miles per hour. Correct. Also, I didn't see it. I didn't see the throw.

Once I watched the throw, I was like, oh, that was not a warning shot. That was bad intention. Yeah, that wasn't throwing behind the batter. It was trying to kill him. It's like when it's such speeds, I need like a red circle around it like a UFO show. Right. They'll pause it. It's like the Little League World Series mountain, too.

It feels like 120. Yeah. Because he's like 14 feet away. I's like the Little League World Series mountain too. It feels like 120. Because he's like 14 feet away. I assume Dave's going to tweet out the throw. Yeah, I would assume so. It's in his hands, so I think it's just up to him basically. I think he's on a plane also. I don't think it's really bad. You can't even see Rico in the video. I think the throw

video may be a little overhyped to be honest. It's not that good. Alright, well fuck it. Let's play the throw video. be a little overhyped, to be honest. It's not that good. All right, well, fuck it. Let's play the throw video. Let's play the throw video. You can't see anything. It's overhyped. It doesn't look that fast. No, it looks fast.

It doesn't look like a poltergeist at all. You can't see the can. You can only see it. It's in one front. It's not out anywhere. So don't put it out on the Twitter or anything, but play it on the YouTube. If people come back and watch it, that's fine. Now, Big T dodges it really quickly, but I think it's more the force of the air in the can that pushed him away.

So he's lucky that it was going that fast. Big T barely even moves either. Yeah, it was all something. I didn't, again, I think it was a lot of the DP show hanging over his head because he came in in a mood that was not. And again, I will always, like, I will say when I'm pushing his buttons, I wasn't this morning. We were talking about the game. I wonder if there's a way to put this thing in slow-mo.

Okay, so here it is. There's no sound. You can just look at the clothes in the back. Yeah, look at Big T's left shoulder. That thing was fast. My God, look at that. Dude, that thing was fast. I missed it.

He chucked it. He chucked it. You got to be quick. Jesus Christ. So I did apologize to Big T publicly for flippantly saying it didn't hit you. Can we get a still of just how close it gets? No, I think it's too quick to pick up on the frame rate. Yeah, I mean, the radar gun wouldn't even get this.

It's like just a breeder film. Yeah, people would. You might get a tryout in the major leagues from that one. This is Rico's story to start as a pitcher. Yeah, it was crazy. The whole thing was crazy. I wish we could see Rico in that. Is there no angle of Rico?

No. I know this sounds crazy to say in the moment, but I do think this is probably a good thing because no one got hurt. No one got physically actually touched. And I think Rico will be better for this especially the third will grow from it i was telling him to get therapy last night he should it's just betterhelp.com slash son pmt it was what i was saying wow slash son you guys have ads

no we've had like one ad for the last like month all right i'm glad i could provide some clarity yes thank you tommy no seriously because i No, we've had like one ad for the last month. All right. I'm glad I could provide some clarity. Yes. Thank you, Tommy. No, seriously. No, because I. What?

Plug? Anything to plug? Check out all my platforms and download the Barstool Sportsbook. Check out all your platforms? Yeah. I don't own the platform. Check out all the platforms where I have accounts on. Yeah.

And download the Barstool Sportsbook. You have a hinge? On and off. Yeah. But if you find me on there, throw me a on. Yeah. And download the Morseville Sportsbook. You have a hinge? On and off. Yeah. But if you find me on there, throw me a rose. Yeah. That was... Oh, yeah, Dukes went down.

Yeah, that throw was serious. Oh, yeah, there's Dukes. Oh, he went, oh, no more suspensions. What font is that? Is that chalk? It was funny because... I think so. It was funny because he... Kirk Minahan called me and asked me – like he was on his show and he asked me about it.

And he was like, is this unprecedented? Has anyone ever been suspended before? And I was like, well, we got this guy Dukes. Oh, yeah. Who actually got the same amount of time. He showed up the day after in the kitchen and Dave was like, what do you think a suspension means? Oh, yeah, we got a quick phone call. Then we'll get back to this.

All right. We got a quick phone call. We had to do this. A huge day. Linda. Oh, my God. Linda, are you there? I'm calling all my dogs.

How about them dogs? Oh, my God. How are you feeling congratulations so anyone who's new anyone who's new to the show linda's an old time uh caller from the serious days die hard die hard die hard georgia bulldogs fan yak legend she's bought us chick-fil-a before we used to have bets with her linda is the best she is a made woman in the Yak family for life. Yeah, and her team won, but she hedged by betting Alabama. But it's O-W nonetheless, Linda.

That's KB. That's KB. Yeah, no, not at all. My voice is shot. I finally went to bed at 3 o'clock after watching the highlights 100 times. I love it. That's awesome. Freaking out. But you got pretty good at barking last after watching the highlights 100 times. I love it. That's awesome. Freaking out.

But you got pretty good at barking last night, I saw this morning. I know. I'm losing my voice, too. I was barking. Like, something about whenever the big play happens and you just call all your dogs and start barking at the television, it's a real fun experience. Oh, it was such a blast. But I got to say, Big Cat, no disrespect, but when you were on Pick Central yesterday and you said you went big time on Georgia,

I texted my kids and said, shit, Big Cat's picking the dogs, and so is Missy. Like, no. I thought she was just going to stop at you were on Pick Central yesterday after no disrespect. So, wait, Linda, talk us through. I want to know what your emotions were from the Stetson-Bennett fumble through the rest of the game.

That was a dark time. Well, we had the party here at my house in our basement, got a big 100-inch screen and all and having a blast. Did that happen? A friend of mine said, how many F-bombs tonight? I'm like, over 2,000. Well, I know I hit over 2,000 last night. That's for sure.

But it was like, I'm like, we're not losing on this. We're not doing it. I believe, I believe, I believe we're going to do this. And then the turnaround, it's like, oh, my God. I cried. I will admit, I cried. It's been a long time coming. Yeah, 1980.

And I was there. I was there. I was 16, and they had 64-ounce beers there. My sisters got me so trashed. Wow. 16. Incredible. Yeah, well, it turned out to be a great gambling day yesterday after all.

Yeah, and it was an incredible game. I loved every second of that game because there's something about games that every possession felt like it was the most important possession in the world. You know what I mean? Oh, 100%. Because there's so much defense and everything. So did everyone stay and watch highlights? How many people did you have over? We had about 25.

Linda, did you guys mask up? No. Remember, I am from the South. No. You guys are all double boosted, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. So it was like 25 people. You guys all stay after and celebrate and everything?

Oh, yeah. I had the champagne going. Yeah, I had four. So big spread, the whole thing. whole thing so i mean it was great unbelievable unbelievable i'm so happy for you guys how about the uh i had friends at st emma when the idiots called the cops on the georgia fans for singing and barking yes yes it's like come on get over yourself if you missed that video they were at st elmo's in indianapolis they were calling the dogs it's awesome which is a chant that Georgia Bulldog fans do to each other.

And the cops got called because so many people were barking at the restaurant. Everybody, even in the airport, they were all getting hit. People were just barking in public? Yeah, and that's the worst part if you're a Bama fan. What breed? Like a Bernard? It's Bulldog. Come on. Bulldog. Yeah, but can you emulate it? Like a Bernard? It's Bulldog. Come on. Bulldog. Yeah, but can you emulate it?

Bark for me. Or bark at me. Bark at me. No. I have no voice left to do it. Hoo, hoo, hoo. Too badly. It was a deep hoo, hoo, hoo.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's calling all the dogs. Pretty good. Well, Linda, congrats again. I'm so happy you got to call in. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. Don't be a stranger. Call in whenever you want Linda, congrats again. I'm so happy you got to call in. Thank you. Yes.

Don't be a stranger. Call in whenever you want. Congrats. Okay. Thank you very much. Congrats, Linda. Thanks. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That was Linda. I'm so happy for her. I'm really happy for her. Yeah. That was a nice timeline cleanser. I wish I was there. I'd love to get a good bark on. I can't stand timeline cleansers.

I know. Every time I see Rex Chapman do a timeline cleanser. I wish I was there. I'd love to get a good bark on. I can't stand timeline cleansers. I know. Every time I see Rex Chapman do a timeline cleanser. It's much needed. A little eye bleach. A timeline cleanser is just putting your fucking phone down. Looking out a window. Touch grass, bro. Let's pick out a timeline cleanse for the people.

Yeah, maybe a bulldog puppy. Yeah. Maybe two. Timeline cleanser. people. Yeah, maybe a bulldog puppy. Yeah. Maybe two. Timeline cleanser. Or a beheading. So, yeah, today's been crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

Could have been any of us. No. No. They couldn't. No chance. Could only be them two. Nah. Do you see Big T's trending?

Yeah. Big T's trending. Good for him. Big T's trending. So is him. Big T's trending. So is Rico, like, does he get paid on this time off? I don't know. A little vacation? Did Dukes?

Yeah, a little fun fact he did. So I would assume, I don't think Barstool is, like, up to date with that type of stuff. Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't think we do that. My good. My goodness. I think, I mean, I've told many people before who've worked here part-time, if you just don't say anything, they'll probably keep paying you.

197,000 people tweeted Big T? There's got to be some sort of other... Well, it's every Big T. Anyone who's put the word Big in T... They might have upped the prices on testosterone. Those transitioning are angry. Don't they call Trump Big T? Oh, do they?

Oh, that's definitely. Could you imagine? It's just like a bunch of fucking New York magazine people being like, Big T's going to run again. And then the next tweet is, Big T dodged that high noon can pretty well. Oh, man. We had a pretty crazy night last night. What did you guys do?

We had to deal with a rat at like 2 in the morning in our trash. Ten days into the new apartment. How big was the rat? The size of a basketball, I would say. Yeah. A pop-a-shot basketball. Yeah. I know exactly that size.

It was probably this big. So it was in your trash so you could just hurry up and tie the trash bag together and then throw it. No, no, no. Where's your trash can? Under the sink? So, no. No. So we didn't have a can.

Oh. It was just in a bag. So basically, I'm sitting in my bed reading as an intellectual would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've been on page like 12 for like eight weeks. And Owen is watching the Georgia-Alabama game. That's right. Loser.

Yeah. And he's in the kitchen. And then all of a sudden I hear like a shuffling in the crash. And then I hear Owen go, whoop. And he runs into his room and slams the door. And then you just hid from it. Yeah,

and then he instantly texts us and he's like, he's like, we got a rat. And then me and Owen, Dukes wasn't home because he was in Hoboken and he's like on his way back

and me and Owen just stayed in our rooms and we could hear the rat like gnawing at trash. Yep. So loud. Yep. Yeah. What floor are you guys on? I had're on six ever tell you my rat story in chicago my old apartment i so similar like heard that kind

of rustling yeah and rats also like if like we have stella so the rat was just drinking out of her bowl like rats can survive forever if they have water. Yeah. So I told my landlord, it was a two family. He lived above us. And I was like, hey, I think we got a rat. And he goes, oh, no, they're back. And I was like, what? That's the worst thing you could say. I was like, what?

And you went from a rat to they're back. Yeah. And he goes, well, when we bought this house, we found out that there was an underground stream underneath the house that rats were able to live off of because of the water. And he's like, when we first bought the house, we went on our honeymoon, and we had a fumigation nuke the entire house. And we came back, and rats, when they get poisoned they like come out because they're like looking for water to like yeah so they they come out of like their crevices he said he came back and there were 60 dead rats throughout the house it's like that episode of we were in the episode of workaholics where they get the rats no i don't remember that one it's like this i think it's like

the end of season four and there's like thousands of rats they're crazy too they're super smart like i dude if you ever could talk to an exterminator they're fascinating people in and there's like thousands of rats. They're crazy too. They're super smart. Like I, dude, if you ever could talk to an exterminator, they're fascinating people in general. Yeah. But he was, he told me everything about rats.

He's like, if you, if you have a rat in your house and you move one thing, they will stay away from it for like a week because they know, like they, they know where everything is and they know,

like if something gets moved, they're like, don't go there. That's dangerous. So we just got to switch our trash corner. Yeah. The craziest thing was that Owen was in the kitchen, They know where everything is, and they know, like, if something gets moved, they're like, don't go there. That's dangerous. So we just got to switch our trash corner. Yeah. The craziest thing was that Owen was in the kitchen, like, our kitchen slash living, like, couch area the entire night.

And then just out of nowhere just started making noise. How did it get in? Through, like, the pipes? It must have. Like, our trash, like, the corner where we put our trash is right near the stove and the dishwasher, and there's kind of some space behind there. So I'm assuming it must be a pipe or something. So we went into our rooms, locked the doors, and were testing each other, planning.

Sass was worried they were already in our bedrooms. Now I'm freaking out. I'm starting to hear shit in my closet. And you're on the floor. You were just getting to the good part of your book. That had to have been it. But then we bundled up and went back out, and then we carried them out. Like in the bag?

Yeah, but at that point we didn't hear anything. So we were like playing Jenga with pieces of garbage and getting it in bags. And then we carried the bags down the steps. There was no sign of a rat. And then so I smashed the garbage bag as hard as I could on the street outside. And then a massive rat just shot out down the street. And then, yeah, the hole was in the bottom of the garbage bag.

Yeah, so I think it gnawed its way into the bag. So your rat problem, the rat was already trapped when you found it. Yeah. You kind of just. No, because it was way more like... It wasn't like an instant thing. We were sitting there, me, Deuce, no one, in silence for like 30 to 40 minutes just staring at the bag. And it wasn't in a closed bag.

It was in a pile of trash. So we had to allocate trash into bags, then time up. We didn't know which one the rat was in. And then as soon as it hit the ground, rat like this big comes just... They're so fucking... Do you think it'll be back? I don't know which one the rat was in and then as soon as it hit the ground rat like this big comes just so fucking do you think it'll be back i don't know and then we went to go get poison but i'm like i don't even know if like i want to get poison you gotta get one of the big ass rat traps i know we went like four different places trying to get rat poison at like 2 a.m yeah i'm just like horrified that i'm gonna wake up one morning and like go to the bathroom there's gonna be like dead rats all over the so get the Yeah, so get the trap. It's a huge snapping trap.

Oh, I've done that. Yeah, you hear them dying. I had a Sunday dinner at my grandma's when I was like six or seven years old and I went into the kitchen and I saw a dead rat in a trap and I just picked it up from the tail and walked it out to a dinner of like 40 people. Also, I'm remembering now shout out my dog stella best dog ever but she was in cahoots with the rat because that's how we found out that we actually had one was there was she came out of a room and she had like a lollipop stick in her mouth and i was like what the fuck and i went in the closet and there was rats like they'll they'll they'll collect stuff yeah yeah and so the rat had made a nest of all like food

products from the garbage and stuff yeah and stella was just feasting off of it they were just sharing they had a deal protection for food i just remember being like what the fuck and then be like oh you you you rat but they're also dumb as fuck. What, rats? Yeah, there was a bag of pizza and Thai food, and he was eating loose leaf. That was what was all ripped up. Maybe he's vegan. Everyone's on a diet right now. B.W. Carlin of rats.

B.W. Carlin has some of the worst tweets ever. That's all I'm going to say. Last night he tweeted, like, I'm watching the college football game. This is what everyone's saying is awesome. And then it became an instant classic. He's like, this shit sucks. Well, that's his job. Yeah.

Tweeting. And he's a millionaire. All right. Yeah. A trillion? How many texts do you need to come in? For John? Yes.

Jesus Christ. You got to act sickly. God damn it. Are you nervous for John yes Jesus Christ you gotta act sickly god damn it are you nervous for John yeah it's gonna be awkward um

what's inside but it has to happen what's inside of those like big box rat traps like the ones outside of restaurants how do those the rats die

think poison nails poison everything can we get across yeah I think just I know like at my old house we used to have there's Rico house, we used to have... It's Rico in there.

We used to have, like, mice traps, and I don't know what was in them. I think it was, like, stuff that they would eat, and then they'd just, like, leave and die. Yeah. I just watched Ratatouille for the first time when I had COVID. I've never seen it. It's a great movie. I think the plot is a bit unrealistic. I just can't get behind it. It's a great movie. I think the plot is a bit unrealistic. I just can't get behind it.

Ever since I was young and we used to have a shed where we would keep all of the lawnmower and everything. I went in there one time when I was really young and I turned around and there was just two massive rats crawling on the wall. Since then it's just been like I don't do well with rats.

Would you rather have rats or bugs? Bugs. Roaches are gross, dude. Bed bugs was the worst experience of my life. Yeah. That's also just an embarrassing thing to say, I feel like. My house in West Virginia had like 85 flying squirrels in the attic. Bed bugs aren't the grossest or the scariest,

but something about them psychologically tortures you. It uproots your entire life. It's when you're most vulnerable. Yeah. Asleep. Didn't you try to stay at a girl's the entire time you had bed bugs? I succeeded. Did you?

Not in a cool way. Oh. It was like a friend. Oh. Yeah. We were going to not stay at our house. Yeah, we were going to come to you boys. We were about was like a friend. Oh. Yeah. Her boyfriend was there, too. We were going to not stay at our house. Yeah, we were going to come to you boys.

We were about to text you guys. All of my clothes were in giant Ziplocs. I've been dying for a sleepover. Yeah. I would do one tonight. Let's do it. Yeah, let's play some board games. All right.

Mm-hmm. TJ, Za, Che. I'm done. I'll let you guys know how it goes. TJ, you have a dozen performance tonight? We have a dozen performance tonight. Damn right. An admirable opponent.

Thanks. So what's happening with Rico's team? That's a great question. Because I think they were just challenging for the crown. It's a damn shame. You know, is it Mr. Beast Who does the thing Where you Who can hold their Hand on a car

For the longest Yeah Rico and Kirk Should do that On a car I don't know It'll be like Who can stand in this

Circle for the longest Who can stay in therapy For the longest Oh man I don't know if we should've Shown the video Why I don't think it matters.

I think that was significantly less bad than the actual video. What's the actual video? The original. The smash is worse than the video. I think it depends on what his goal was. If he was trying to hit Big T, then that's bad. If he was trying to just scare him. I think he was trying to scare him.

I think he was trying to scare him, and the second scare was scarier. Way scarier. The banging on... I would have started crying. For sure. Che would have caught it and crushed the can. Yeah, Che would have... I don't like when people scream like that.

Yeah. I would have started getting choked up. I think we're all the very non... Oh, and you can confront, but to us, we three are not confrontational people. At all. I'll take and bury it deep down.

I'm really good at cowering. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I talk to the hostess when we go out. You do. Get your flirt on. I just meant you guys usually don't. No, we don't.

No. Never. That's we don't. No. Never. That's Owen's job. You want to pull somebody in here? Sure. Yeah. This guy? Anything.

He's been on. He's been on. Can I ask you guys a question about being confrontational? I have a character flaw, and I want to know if everyone does this. You just discovered it. You're too confrontational it are you an introverted extrovert when i go to the barber shop okay when i go to see a barber and they do like the mirror reveal like i'm not really paying attention while my hair is being cut i have glasses so i put them down so i'm not really when they show the mirror from behind and the mirror in the front, however

it looks, even if it's bad, I'll say good and then I'll go home and finish it myself. I just got back from the worst haircut of my life. Your biggest flaw in all... That's a universal... What's the character flaw? His only kryptonite is standard

empathy. It's your biggest flaw. Once you nip that in the bud, you'll be full-on villain. There's not really any point in complaining about a haircut, because once it's done, it's done. There's nothing you can do. They can fix it. If one spot is a little bit longer or whatever,

they can theoretically fix that, but I just always have a huge bitch. Once you're at that point, you don't want someone who fucked your hair up already to keep going shorter. If you want more hair, you don't want someone who fucked your hair up already to keep going shorter. Yeah. You want more hair, you could always fix with more hair. So you could fix it yourself or go somewhere else.

TJ, do you still have long hair? I don't think you're flawed. Yeah, it's kind of long right now. If TJ gets to 50K, he'll dread it. Yeah. Sneaky the best in the office. Look at that. Goddamn.

That's a good head of hair. Yeah, it is. Who should we pull in? How do we decide? We got three open seats. We don't have to utilize them all. No. We can do one, two, or three.

Let's see here. Let's get this tweet from the Yak. First three people here. Let's tweet from the Yak. We're people here. Let's tweet from the Yak. We're going to say it. Do you think people are watching? Admit it to it before. If you guys want to comment on the Yak, come on.

Even if you just don't even work here, come on up. Yeah. Rico. Let's get Rico in here. Yeah. Is Big T here? I think I get T. Nah, he's not going to have anything to say. You? I think it's T. No, he's not going to have anything to say.

You don't think so? No. Wow, it looks really empty from that angle. That looks sad. I didn't even know we had that angle in the repertoire. Yeah. Where is that coming from? TJ, can you show me the inside of one of those rat traps?

It's going to be bothering me. It's like glue. It's just glue in there? And then you put like meat to bait the rat in. Meat? You don't trust Stephen. You don't trust Stephen? Yeah.

And then the rat comes in and they get stuck there and then they die of like old age, I guess. Old age. Yeah. That is it. They just sit in there for years. Yeah. How long do rats live? Five years.

30 years. Really? I don't know. That sounds right. What do you think? I years. 30 years. Really? I don't know. That sounds right. What do you think? I don't know. No, no way. I was checking my notes to see if I have anything to talk about.

4.04 a.m. last night. I just wrote Michael Greer. You were the popular girl at the party. Everybody was around your desk asking a million questions. But you know that that's your part of my morning ritual. Like, you should have still. Connor, who were you pulling for last night as a SEC fan? I wanted Alabama to win just because they win every year.

Who cares? You don't want a new SEC winner? Right. Georgia won since 1980. That's like the one joke we had left on them. Another one. So, I mean, congrats to them. They were the best team in the country.

Do you want to talk about anything else? Do you watch that celebration, though? Like, you got the taste of the World Series won, but now are you eager for that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what about the high noon at your head? Yeah. We were getting to that one.

We released the video. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I wanted the tapes released. I'm glad. What did you think of the tapes? Impressive reflexes.

Yeah, I mean. Would that have hit you? Was it on track to hit you? I don't think so. Oh, yeah. You don you think of the tapes? Impressive reflexes. Yeah, I mean. Would that have hit you? Was it on track to hit you? I don't think so. Oh, yeah. You don't think? You don't? No, I was there. I think if you didn't move, I don't think it would have hit you.

Now, Sass, explain to Connor what happened. No, I'm just saying. Yes, let me know, please. In the video, it doesn't look like it would have. You can watch it again. Let's. Okay, it hits the black jacket that is sitting directly behind me but it looks like it skims more of your shoulder than it does tj can i send you that's still hitting him yeah pal let me tell you that was coming at my face what'd you say i said it's

still hitting skimming your shoulder still the one thing i will give him it was an unreal throw yeah do you think you would have had to go to the hospital if it hit you? I mean, it was coming. He had to throw it 70 miles an hour. It was a hell of a throw. It was a rocket. What did it feel like from how far he was away? 90 plus?

Oh, yeah. He was 25 feet away. Yeah. Have you guys exchanged any words since? Any texts? I have not texted him, no. Has he texted you? I don't know.

Oh, he has. He may have, he may not have. That looks so comfy. Velveteen. It's very comfy. Velveteen. Come on in, Jackie. Is this like a trap or something?

No, we just didn't have any people. Wait, who was trying to get you to go that way? Well, I'm... Microphone. Avery. Avery? Yeah, I'm setting up something. She's working.

Setting up what? Grinding. She's just working. She's always grinding. She never stops. You don't need to play coy. The grind on top. ATI.

Answer the internet. Who's coming on? It's Matt and Shane last night, right? That was a funny one. What about Nicky T? Is Nicky T going to answer some questions? Is he hard to get a hold of or something? Yeah, I've been hearing a lot about this Nicky T.

Are you referring to yourself as Nicky T? When they see Nick, they click. I don't know. What? When they see Nick, they click. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fun little rhyme that your fans say. I like that. Not just his fans. Everybody says it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fun little rhyme that your fans say. I like that.

Not just his fans. Everybody says it. No, everybody says it. No, even the haters can't help but to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we'll try and get Nicky Clicks on, I think. You took the rhyme away. I know.

I don't know, Jackie. Nicky Clicks sounds pretty good. Nicky Clicks is actually better. You're welcome for that. I have all kinds of alter eicks sounds pretty good. It sounds like Mickey Six. I have all kinds of alter egos now. What other alter egos? Nick Fuck. Okay.

Mickey Cinnamon. Jackie is the one who first discovered that him and Frank Fleming look exactly alike. Oh, yeah. This debate. Jackie and I were in the same restaurant. I was barred. Not together, but at the same bar. You didn't seem to same restaurant. I was barred. Not together, but at the same bar. You didn't seem to like that.

I was with IBM. It is true. What? That this happened, but it's also true that you do look like him. IBM is his Indian boy, Maresh. Yeah. Sorry, my Indian boy, Maresh. That was what you named him.

Of course. I do not remember that. What? Sorry. Okay, never mind. No, I just call him that, so i assume everybody assumes it um it was just in that one picture i was saying there was that single picture where you looked like him and you can't deny it that's not even the weirdest part that was your best picture ever yeah i know

jackie was in the same restaurant as i was i guess for like 25 minutes no i didn't know i was sitting right next to you. I know, but then I was like, I could only see the back of your head and I was like, that's so awkward if I go up to him. And you were like watching the Steelers game and it was like tied up. And I was heated.

And you were heated. You don't want to come up to Nicky T. You don't want to come up to Nicky T in a sports bar. Don't fuck with Nicky T when sports are on TV. Nicky T was in the zone and I don't want to mess with Nicky T's zone. Yeah, because you didn't know how many fucking units

I had on that shit. How many? Don't ask. Don't ask. Listen, real gamblers never really tell. So anyways, that's why I didn't.

And then I ended up coming up. It would have been weird if I just never did. No, I would have never known. I don't know if I would have gone up to you at all. Actually, no, yes. Me as me,

I would have gone up to you in the place because you sit next to me. That would have been crazy. And almost immediately, I think we're friends. Yeah, no, for sure. But if I would have gone up to you at all. Actually, no, yes. Me as me, I would have gone up to you in the place because you sit next to me. That would have been crazy. And almost immediately, I think we're friends. Yeah, no, for sure. But if I'm Jackie and I see you walk in and you're like with your crew and whatever and you're by yourself, right? Yeah.

Yeah. You're by yourself. You just kind of sit there like, oh, fuck. You were eating alone. You said that was cool. It is cool. It is cool. It is cool.

I fucking love doing that shit. It's not cool. It's just not. No, it's cool. It's acceptable. It's not sad. What? No, I think it's comfortable. I think it's a sign of confidence. You're looking at him like, cool. Right. It's a sign that shit. It's not cool. It's just not. No, it's cool. It's acceptable. It's not sad. What? No, I think it's comfortable.

I think it's a sign of confidence. You're looking into my soul. Right, it's a sign of confidence. It shows you're comfortable. But if I'm by myself, I am more often than not just like hiding my, pretending like I can't see anyone and nobody can see me. Like I'm just, it's me and my world. So it was ballsy for me to go up and admit that.

So it was even, you were exuding even more confidence by going, like, what up, Nikki? See, like, how you doing? We're friends at work, like kind of loosely. So what's up? I see Jake Malasek in public all the time and I never say anything. Yeah, Nikki T? How you doing? We're friends at work, kind of loosely, so what's up? I see Jake Malasek in public all the time and I never say anything. Yeah, I see Tommy walk down the streets

all the time. I never say hi to him. I see Tommy walk down the streets. I recognize fights walk from like 10 blocks away. I have seen him

all over the city. Every neighborhood I've seen Tommy walking in and I never say hello. I always am like, ugh, I'm not in the mood. I see him every day and I just keep walking

every time. It's crazy keep walking. Every time. It's crazy. Do you guys watch Euphoria or like Riverdale? Both. All right. So yesterday I... Petit didn't answer.

Both shows. No. I was like, it's weird. I didn't like think much about it. I said, it's weird to be an adult who watches shows that are like the central point is high school drama. Okay.

Have you watched the Hype House stuff? Everybody lampooned him. I haven't, but I meant to. I watched an episode of Euphoria last night. I just did what I did. I watched one episode. How was it? You never have seen it before in your life?

No, no. I watched one episode because I wanted to get an idea of what it was like. In the episode I watched, Zendaya is literally doing heroin. Yeah. At a high school party. Here's what I think about it.

Don't you think that's weird? Of course it's weird, but the whole point of it is to show there are ridiculous scenarios out in this world. Obviously, that was not my high school experience. I asked my brother, who's seven years younger than me, I was like,

Sam, is this your high school experience? And he was like, not even fucking close. What are you talking about? I don't think that's anybody's experience. I i think in a vacuum a few of those characters exist but there's no school where there's where everyone nobody's nobody's acting like that and i feel like this euphoria high school i said this yesterday oh that's the name of the high school no it's not i just call it high school i think i just call it euphoria high school yeah but like you're you're

like your favorite subgenre of fiction is watching like the interconnected web of sophomores fucking each other in a dramatic fashion I mean is that not interesting to you and like you want

to be immersed so you're looking at like you're looking at hard boy dick yeah Rome was right too there is hard man dick and it could be

just a matter of big time hard man dick yeah man McSteamy specifically from Grey's Anatomy for those who are you see his hard dick? He's got a long and skinny. You see like a whole bunch of shit.

Big skinny. It's his cock or a stunt cock? I mean, it might be his cock. I'm not quite sure. I think it's a stunt cock. It doesn't look like a real dick. Could he do some damage? I don't know.

It's very red and skinny. It's McSteamy. What would you pick out for your stunt cock? Who would I pick out? Big and black. What? Big and black. It has to be.

Right? It kind of has to be like that. It has to be so absurdly not yours that it makes you feel better. Yeah, absurdly not yours. like makes you feel better yeah absurdly not yours it doesn't mean any of those things not just black

exactly my point exactly so euphoria shows nudity it shows sex scenes and like Kyle said wouldn't it be just as crazy if they were like

freshmen in college like 18 true well no but the freshman in college takes away the takes away the air of it being like not okay like if you're a freshman in college

you're 18. The scandal isn't as interesting. People like watching high school sex. Yeah, that's what it is. Heroin's more normal in college. When you say it like that, it's a little weird. You're not allowed to watch high school sex. But you're allowed to because they're all 40 years old. He's gonna break.

Oh no, get back. They fuck on you for ya. They fuck big time on you for ya. That's going to break. Oh no, get back. They fuck on Euphoria. They fuck big time on Euphoria. I watched, I watched. That's high school fucking. Right, you're right.

I was watching that. I watched like 15 seconds and they were shooting up heroin and they were all fucking. In like Sydney Sweeney's like virginity scene she gets like thrown

against a wall. Yeah, it's wild. I've never seen it. Is that the one we watched yesterday? I didn't see it. She's how old? I think she's like 24. I didn't. She's how old?

She's like 24. Cindy Sweeney's like, yeah. She's 24. She's like mid-20s, yeah, for sure. And she's in other movies as a full adult. But so why does everyone have to pretend that the 24-year-old are fucking not 17-year-olds? People want to pretend like, oh, she's 17.

I know. Why can't they just watch the 24-year-olds? It honestly, it might be. It doesn't change anything. It's the whole idea around it that it's all taboo. Like, everything about this is taboo. It's all crazy Like every relationship on that show

Isn't appropriate Do you like it? I love it I love it Because I love the mess Apparently it's a very well written show Yes I love chaos And I love a mess

And I love feeling uncomfortable When watching TV Isn't Daya a lesbian in it? She is yeah Well she I think is bisexual She never really That's another thing too About these shows

These newer shows They never really define Any sort of sexual preference They don't go out of their way to be like i'm gay or i'm a lesbian or whatever they just hook up with whoever they want to hook up with like it's very fluid which i think is interesting and i don't know if i've ever seen a show where these things are just unspoken and they're all just fucking around and doing drugs and doing whatever they want but what i keep saying is like where are their fucking parents like we've been introduced to their parents a couple of times but they have zero supervision.

No one is looking for them at any time. I wouldn't even know how to get heroin. And that's when you think about the high school thing. Let alone in high school. Well apparently in their town it's like running rampant with heroin. In the scene that I watched. Yeah, that's true.

In the scene that I watched Zendaya finds heroin in the back of a car and just does it. Yeah, yeah. She's sick. Fuck it, I'm gonna do it. She's wild. What is the Venn diagram of Big T and Kelly Keeg's interests?

What is the cross? Broadway musicals. Broadway musicals. I think T likes Broadway and Justin Bieber. I admire your singing. You have a very good voice, I think. Thank you. We've also played Among Us before together.

I bet I like some TV shows that you like. Probably. I would think so. Big T, use this platform to open up a little bit. What do you think about One Tree Hill? Again. One of my all-time favorites. High school.

One Tree Hill. One of my favorite shows of all time. It's high school. Yeah, of course. Of course. So, okay. Are you someone who is open to watching, quote-unquote, girly TV? Will you watch The O.C. or Gossip Girl or things like that?

If I thought it was good, yeah. I just don't think those are good. Do you not think they're good because you've seen them and you've made that deduction yourself or you've just assumed that? Gossip Girl, I've watched a couple episodes of. I couldn't stand it.

The OC, I've never watched. The OC's fantastic. What kind of name is Leighton Meester? OC's fantastic. Leighton Meester. That is a tough name. Is that the Cobra Starship collab? Yes, it is.

She was in the Cobra Starship collab. You didn't know that? I just said it. Yeah, that's one of the things I do know. You never put that together? Like Blair Waldorf is... That was vocally something that I did know. I'm saying you didn't know that before.

Now, you just made that realization in the year 2022? You think I just made the realization on my own? Yeah, did you? I asked myself and myself told me the answer and then I found out. But just now? You didn't already know in your head? Yeah, obviously. Blair Waldorf is on co-star ship. I don't know what Blair Waldorf is. Alright, well then that makes sense, I guess.

But you know Leighton Meester, but you don't know Blair Waldorf? I've never seen one. This is Gossip Girl. I've never seen that. Brunette and a blonde with an inseparable bond. Yeah, I got you, Alan. You don't know anything about Chuck Bass?

I've heard all the names from being on Twitter, but I've never seen it. Okay. Everybody loves that on that. Rufus Humphrey? Rufus Humphrey. Shout out to him. Serena Vanderwoodson? Big shouts to all those people.

Dan Humphrey. Wait, you too? Dan Humphrey, Lonely Boy. You too, sir? T.J.? Gossip Girl's a great show. That was a big time Gossip Girl. Aren't they rebooting it?

Gossip Girl's so good. They have rebooted it. I used to sell it at Pete House in high school. Did you guys see how bad the How I Met Your Father reboot looks? Oh, with Duff? I will not slander Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff was on the episode of Bachelor last night. I'll slander her.

She was an awful singer. She was my first concert. No, that's trash. My first album I ever bought was Metamorphosis. Yeah, Metamorphosis, my first concert. I remember going to Target to buy it. Yeah. Big T, you had that in common as well.

Oh, she's right. In 2002. What was her single, Wake Up? Clean, Come Clean. Coming Clean. Coming Clean. And what was the, there was another really good song off that album. Metamorphosis was great.

Coming Clean was the theme song for Laguna Beach, so that got a lot of hype. Right, but there was another one. I'll have to look it up now. But in 2002, there was not a bigger queen than Hillary. Metamorphosis has hit after hit. Facts. I listened to it recently. You can have hits and not be a good singer.

That blue and green, she looks like she's underwater on the cover. I can't believe I can't think of the same song. Do you remember when she blew her husband the second he was lost? We were talking about that last night. So yesterday. Yeah, so yesterday. God, that song fucks. So good. You were talking about that yesterday. You We were talking about that. So last night. So yesterday. That's the other song. Yeah, so yesterday. Thank you, thank you. God, that song fucks. So good.

Wait, you were talking about that yesterday? You just made that realization? No. No. She was a guest, like celebrity host for a date on The Bachelor last night. And we were trying to figure out like how the fuck did Hilary Duff get involved with this? How I Met Your Father is a Hulu show. Hulu's owned by Disney.

ABC, Disney. There it is. So she was on the show. And Clayton, who's show and uh clayton who's the bachelor right now who's just kind of like lame really generally speaking like he's fine but he's lame the girls were coming in and all the girls were freaking out they're all like mid 20s like mid to late 20s so they're obsessed with hillary duff they're all freaking out they're excited about her they're trying to get involved talking to her whatever and then there's this one

girl who actively was like i don't really care that hillary duff is here like i'm just here for clayton like trying to pretend like fuck her i'm here for hillary duff and i was like, I don't really care that Hilary Duff is here. I'm just here for Clayton. Try to pretend. Fuck her. I'm not here for Hilary Duff. And I was like, well, fuck you. Hilary Duff is fantastic. So we, last night, were rehashing her, blowing her husband when he proposed to her,

which is a sweet thing. The Lizzie McGuire movie is hilarious because there's an exact lookalike that's a pop star that's huge over there, but she never knew about it. Isabella, yeah, yeah. But she's got brown hair, though, Nick. They look way different.

It was literally the plot to Hannah Montana about it. Isabella, yeah. But she's got brown hair, though, Nick. They look way different. It was literally the plot to Hannah Montana. It's exactly that. Hilary Duff is like the perfect level of thick. Oh, yeah? Yeah? Rone did the exact opposite when he proposed. Right? The exact opposite.

He sucked his own dick. That wouldn't be the exact opposite. He proposed and went down on her? Is that what you're implying? The opposite of getting your dick sucked is not getting your dick sucked. Or sucking a dick. I feel like that's a thing you guys do. Sucking a dick. What's the opposite of getting your dick sucked?

What do you guys think about people who... Rowan proposed and then found the first dick that he could suck. That makes sense. What do you guys think about... What's the opposite of penis? Vagina? Yeah, that's why I said he proposed to her and ate her out. I don't know.

Who's to say? Maybe he spit out dicks. He spit a lot of dicks out of his mouth. Maybe he already had a dick in his mouth while proposing and did the opposite by spitting it out. KB asked us yesterday, what celebrity do you think you could woo? I said it. What is a very attractive, famous celebrity that is weirdly attainable in your brain? All you have to do is pick them. To you specifically.

If I met this person, they'd be in love with me? No, you think you could maybe. I think that's the same thought. Nicholas Prong. It's not a guaranteed no. I'm after Cousin Greg. That's very realistic. I know.

It becomes more realistic like every day. Yeah, he's around the city all the time. The fellas. Don't people see him a lot? Samantha wants to get involved with this conversation so bad. She walked by. She walked by. Nick, what did you say right away without even much of a problem?

So I thought Natalie Portman because I think I could make her laugh. I feel like that's fair. She's very smart. But I think she's with Michael Fassbender and he's got a donkey dick. Yeah, he does. Cinematically. I've like that's fair. She's very smart. But I think she's with Michael Fassbender, and he's got a donkey dick. Yeah, he does. Yeah, cinematically. I've heard that. Not a stunt cock either.

Did we see that? What movie is that in recently? Power of the Dog? You see his dick? Did people say that? Did you see it in that? Somebody said you see it somewhere. I thought it was that.

Dixie, what do you see? What do you see Fassbender's schlong? Or is that better than Cumberbatch? I have no idea. What was the show with the- I confused the two of them. The recent show with the monster dick in the shower. It was going viral on Twitter.

Oh, shit. Probably Euphoria. No. There's a scene in Euphoria where actually now that I was thinking about it and it was like the dude when Sidney Sweeney is like hiding in the bathroom. Yeah. And then the dude comes and sits on the toilet and for some reason you can just see his entire dick.

His whole dick, yeah. While he's sitting on the toilet. His dick was up so high. I thought that same thing, Seth. Like he was like laying on the toilet. His dick was up so high. I thought that same thing, Seth. Like, he was, like, laying on the toilet like this. Yeah. How can you see your whole dick on the toilet? You watched episode one of season two is what you watched.

Okay. Yeah, it's an intense show. So you didn't, did you watch, like, episode one of season one? No, I've never seen any of it. So you never saw what I'm talking about. I just wanted to see how unrealistic it was. It's pretty unrealistic. It's crazy.

But so, it's not unrealistic enough,'s crazy. But so not unrealistic enough, whereas Zendaya doesn't have to like put out warnings ahead of time, being like, it's pretty triggering. Like if you can't watch this shit, like she put it on her Instagram being like, uh, the show is really intense.

Like, don't worry. Like if you, if you feel like you can't watch it, I still feel your support, whatever. She's like a great person. So it's kind of nice,

but yeah, a lot of dicks. But I don't understand. They did the same thing with 13 reasons why. Yeah. They were like, don't watch this. It's so i tried watching it that doesn't happen and like the one of the first episodes somebody took a picture of the girl's like ass and then she like and it just like went around this everyone like texted it to each other and that was like why she was depressed that's on 13 reasons why that's what i'm saying like i don't want to watch high school kids

texting a girl's ass to each other. That's not what happened. Isn't there a scene where the kid really invested in that? That girl got raped. Yeah, and it was like a 10-minute scene. Yeah, the girl got raped. That's why she put herself out.

It's very brutal. Yeah, the rape scene was a lot. And then there's a boy rape scene. Yeah. Yes. There's too many of them. I watched the last duel. I wanted to escape with some medieval fun.

Yeah, exactly. There's three of the same rape. They replay it three times. Yeah. From everybody's perspective. That's not cool. Isn't there a scene in 13 Reasons Why in the second season where the kid's going to shoot up the school and his best friend goes and grabs the barrel of the gun?

Yes. He's like, you don't have to do this. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Just something that would never happen. There's a lot of, well that too, there's reasons why.

It's like, how did that kid get all that artillery? Like how did he have all those guns in his home? Like how did he just have them under his bed? Like is that a,

it's really easy. Yeah, it's really easy to get guns. He had like, really intense guns. Like assault rifle guns. You know the gun emoji has been banned since 2015? That's like the most realistic thing.

Yeah, there's only a – And there's still school shootings. Is it honestly? Is that realistic like that? I mean, it's – Like guns like that? Yeah, I want to get a gun. Well, that's fine.

You can get a gun. I wanted one less. But this kid has – he's like in high school. He's what, 16 years old, and he has a fucking bag full of huge guns under his back? I mean, it happens, and that happens in real life all the time. Damn. I feel like I'm more naive than I think I am. I feel like I am not naive in things.

Well, I think just the most... I'm not even saying the school shooting part is unrealistic. I'm thinking like... People with guns? If my best friend showed up to school with a gun, I'm not going up to him and grabbing the barrel and being like... Well, he's your best friend. You know you're safe.

No, I'm getting the fuck out of there. True. You're bailing on your friend? Yes. You know you're safe. No, I'm getting the fuck out of there. True. You're bailing on your friend? Yes. Who would you- 100%. Who would you feel comfortable- What if it was your sibling or your parent?

No. Would you still hightail it out of there? Yes. Okay. I think most people would not go up and grab the barrel of the gun. And just hope for the best for your family member? I could talk KV off any ledge. Also, if you're shooting up a school,

you're no longer my boy. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. Well, that is kind of nice, though. Stop being boys as soon as that happens. I guess that means you don't have any kind of hero complex whatsoever.

You don't think you can save the day. Definitely not. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. So you're saying people that go try to save the day for school shootings have a hero complex? Yeah.

I mean, yeah. Come on. It was supposed to be their day. Are you not? Are you not? Aren't we all mean, yeah. Come on, it was supposed to be their day. Are you not? Are you not? Like, aren't we all fight or flight? That's what it's supposed to be, right?

If you go up and you're trying to throw yourself in the line of it. I mean, unless you're a teacher, that's cool. Oh, the, yeah.

I mean, I feel like a more smart thing to do would be like, try and take out your boy. Like, tackle him to the ground or some shit. Sure, sure, yeah.

Rather than trying to just like, talk him out of it. I agree with that. Yeah, because he's already like, too far gone for that. I agree with that, yeah. One second gets to that point. This is a good topic.

This is a good topic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got weirdly real. Yeah, this is dark. How fast was that can coming at you? Fast. I saw the clip. It looked like, you know, like a Greg Maddox.

I saw that clip too. Is there really no angle? It looked like a change up? From like the best picture ever. That's fair. Your reflexes. I saw the clip of it coming at you and you dodging it with your head. I've never seen faster reflexes in my life.

Do you think it was intended for your face or was he just trying to scare you and it got a little too close? You don't turn around and whip a full can of something at somebody without the intent. Also, this is sickening. That's one of our sponsors. No, this is. Oh, we have to do this. Yeah, no, I've been saying all day. High Noon, quality product.

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that i want to do a social experiment where we bring somebody on somebody unsuspecting maybe naive and every time they go to talk kelly kind of subtly interrupts and cuts her off or him i'm really good at that yeah i'm so good at that but we don't make it too obvious and see how long it takes for them to say something. Who could it be? It has to be someone who won't... Do we want a timid person?

Yeah, it has to be timid because most people can... I kind of want someone that would get annoyed. ...that I interrupt so they'll steamroll past. Don't make it obvious. Big T would have been perfect for this.

Yeah, you would have been. Yeah, you think I'm timid? No, but you wouldn't... No, Big T would just leave. You'd back off if I'm interrupting. Well, yeah, be respectful. Exactly, but it would just leave. You'd back off if I'm interrupting. You'd just get up and leave. Well, yeah, be respectful. Exactly. But it would be annoying.

Like, it'd be noticeably annoying. I don't even know who would be a good candidate for this. Well. It looks like Owen's constantly. Reflexes aren't that great. Oh, shit, it's Jack. I could tell. Jack Mack will never speak.

I won't let him get a word in. He's too. I won't let him get a single word in. Express. Okay. He's probably listening. Doesn't let him get a single word in. Express. Okay. He's probably listening. Doesn't he listen? Oh, he might be listening, yeah.

No, he's for sure not. What? All right. We'll get some questions ready for him. Okay. Jack Mack. King. Have you seen all the angles?

Yeah. We need your thoughts. All the angles Yeah Of the terrorist attack I mean Not saying that the FPS Yeah honestly Honestly Jack for real

From your seat Like what do you How did you feel from your seat Like were you there I wasn't there I wasn't live You weren't involved in any of it I wasn't no

So then how do you know anything about it I got the video So you're making all these judgments Based on the video Yeah Alright What if you were I didn't ask to come in here do you know anything about it? I got the video. So you're making all these judgments based on the video? Yeah. All right. I mean, I got the video early. I didn't ask to come in here.

What if you were in big T-shoes? If I was in big T-shoes? I feel like if you're in big T-shoes, like, you just got to... Yeah, I think he's handling it well. I'd say he's handling it well, yeah. Would you handle it the same way? If somebody threw... I mean, of course you handle it the same way if somebody threw I mean of course you handle it the

same way of course you do that well it depends who threw it at me if somebody threw that at me and somebody on your anybody throwing it at you is like you have to freak the fuck out about it yeah freak out but then also like if that hit I told big t if that hit him but yeah what would happen is say if this happened to add different ESPN. Oh, fired. But it's different. It's different here. I'm just saying. Well, if you're at ESPN, of course they're firing you immediately.

You can't be working in a real place. This is a real place. But at the same time, we have that leeway. Exactly. Exactly. And nothing against Rico. I saw you on the subway this morning. Yeah. Rico took the first shot. So it's not Big T's fault,

but, like, we do, like, people do poke. Yeah, people joke around. People joke around here a lot. He poked first. I know, I'm not saying, yeah. When you saw the video, were you reminded, I thought of the George Bush shoe video? I want them side by side.

Honestly, what's Austin Powers? Who throws a shoe? Yeah, that was him. My God, yeah. Except the shoe weighs how much? honestly what's Austin Powers who throws a shoe yeah that was my god yeah except a shoe weighs how much depends on the shoe it wouldn't have yeah

the difference in like impact in your head wouldn't even compare shoes less than 12 ounces yeah that also shoes

a shoe's not made of metal like that's you know I could have lost an eye a Doc Martin would hurt a Doc Martin would hurt thank A Doc Martin would hurt. Thank God my reflexes are still in my steel toes.

I got kicked in the face by a Timberland one time. Yo, for real? Why? How? Accidentally? On purpose? Someone kicked you in the head

with a Timberland? Yeah. I say it like that because that's the only way you can say it, right? Timberland? Yeah. A pair of Tims?

Was it steel toes? What was the scenario here? I think I told it a while ago on here, but I got in a fight and I thought we were going to fist fight, but he put me on the ground and just kicked me in the face. What? That's so close. I want to hear what you have to say about this seltzer throwing video, though. The seltzer is from today.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the frame per seconds on that video aren't very high. Right. But. That that thing soared through. Yeah. Like, if we got a clock on there, if there was, like... Oh, yeah.

If you got a clock on it, you see it. If there was MLB Advanced Media, like, on it, the exit VLO. Yeah. 70, 75 miles per hour. What's going on with Bitcoin, Jack? What? What's going on with Bitcoin, Jack? What? What's going on with Bitcoin? Was it you that tweeted this is the last time you can get Ethereum under $4,000?

No, that was not me. I think Bitcoin's the biggest place to time. Somebody did, and I put a lot of my money into it. Oh, you'll be fine. You're taken care of. Why will he be fine? It's almost $3,000 now. Yeah, but you'll be fine.

Like what? What's like the long-term benefits? I'm going to get evicted. You're on a mission to get to zero cash. That's my New Year's resolution. No fucking way. No cash. Are you afraid?

No cash. That's a unique experience only you can talk about. Can you talk about that right now? Yeah. What? How are we going to go to hall, guys? That's the thing. How can you pay cash if you don't have any cash? are we going to go to all guys that's the thing how are you

yeah how can you pay cash if you're not gonna have any cash it's tough to get to zero because you have to play what would you have to do hypothetically hypothetically i would have to probably like literally zero cash how will you pay for things well i could get my food that says cash only the minute you go to a store that says cash only like how how are you well i wouldn't i could only get my food from whole foods probably because they accept bitcoin um really that i did not know so they accept bitcoin how do you pay how do you pay it's so easy tell me what is it just like a it's like you just like take a piece you got like a wallet or something right tap or it's like you have to let the person know who's there.

But like it's once we put in the technology for this, which is almost pretty much done. Do you think that people who have Bitcoin, do you think that people who like at stores like that, like Whole Foods, they come in and they're like, this motherfucker's coming in here trying to use Bitcoin. Like now I got to set up this whole thing for him. Well, probably the people working are a little bit annoyed. But like the people that run the business are like, thank God I don't have to pay credit card fees. It's a win for bad. You think?

You think for real that's what they're feeling? Jack Mack, you are the most patient man in the world. We're going to see how many times Kelly could interrupt you. I'm tired. I'm tired. I kind of forgot we were doing it. I was like, wow, Kelly's being a bitch. Oh, is that what this was? I'm sorry. We wanted long. I was like, wow, Kayla's being a bitch.

Oh, is that what this was? I'm sorry. You wanted your perspective on it, but then we decided to have a twist. No joke. I didn't breathe that entire time. I was like. I knew you were doing that on purpose, but you were really annoying me, too. I told you. I was more annoyed than he was.

I'm very good at that. I was not annoyed at all. No, that's. Wow. I'm very good at that. It kind of was too natural. This reflects well upon you. Credit to great guy Jack McGuire. I don't think she changed anything that. It kind of was too natural. This reflects well upon you. I think you were just being yourself.

I don't think she changed anything up. It's not a far cry from my usual. I think she forgot about doing it as well. No, I didn't. She didn't even do it. I didn't breathe at all. Jesus. You are so patient. My God.

I would have punched myself in the face. There's no way. Oh, I didn't even think about it. I thought you were just so into the conversation. I was hoping you would interrupt with a different topic. A girl? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

There's some girls. You tell us about it. Only you can tell us. That was my favorite. Cash only. Yeah, you're right. No, I'm trying to get to zero cash, but it's going to be tough. It's a cool goal.

We're almost there, some of us. That does sound hard. I don't know if I could ever do that. All my questions were serious, despite them being annoying. Oh, yeah. I was into the convo. I was hoping you would interrupt with a completely different topic. Oh, yeah, no.

No, no, no. I could have done that. Jack, do you think you're trying your best to have as little cash as possible, and you have more than me? Oh, that sucks. What's so hard about going to zero? If you really wanted to, couldn't you just put it all on Bitcoin? I could, but how would I pay for rent? I'd have to reach out to the people that own my building and say, hey, do you accept payment in Bitcoin?

I could. But then after that, let's say I want to take an Uber. They don't accept Bitcoin yet, which is annoying. That's surprising. They should. I'm surprised by that, too. What's your rent these days? $2,500. feel that god damn bravo jack man bravo jack i mean good for you yeah that's more than i pay honestly not much more but yeah that's not a brag i say not a brag just like i'm you know

being bent over every day you see the tiktok kid who lives in like the smallest yeah he's huge yeah there's a rumor about him that he's an industry plant. I believe it. I was like, what is he doing? He's the one who gets peanut butter for like a dollar. He's in Chinatown.

But he lives in the smallest apartment, but he has a fucking queen-sized bed and a twin above it. Get rid of one of the beds. He was hanging out with Hype House kids on an Instagram story. Are you sure?

Really? Him and Vinny Hacker were hanging out. Also, he gets like two to three million views on every one of his videos. He would make just off the creator fund. Ton. Two to three thousand dollars like per week. Jack, you're looking at one of the biggest TikTok creators in the office.

You go off often. I see you all the time. And kudos to you. Thanks. I don't see you. Yes. It's usually sports kind of stuff so like it's probably not on your page yeah yeah my for you is always really fucking weird it's very

this kid who just lives in he's slumming it more than anyone in new york city living in the the smallest apartment he just happens to be like this extremely charismatic and talented also playwright he is a really talented guy not slumming it in new york city if you like have an apartment a true like view of that would just be but he's eating like he's he's claiming he only eats peanut butter yeah and he goes to like open air picnics to like get it yeah in chinatown scrape sold off a blanket i'm sure i'm in the minority i'd rather live in that apartment than with like three roommates yeah like my apartment isn apartment isn't much bigger. But how much, where does he live in Manhattan? We're talking about the one that was like, the one that Kevin

was going off about, right? Like that same small apartment, whatever. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This kid, there's a kid on TikTok. That apartment was like nice. That apartment was fine. I was like, this is like small, but it's kind of nice. There's a kid on TikTok in an apartment smaller than this room for sure. It's a hundred square feet.

Dude, this would be massive yeah my apartment my first one I think yours was just as small it was just as small as the smallest one I had a ladder to get up to my bed you can fit a queen size bed

in an apartment I could only have like a love seal yeah I can't fit a queen size bed I have a one bedroom I can't fit a queen size bed like that's that's insane my

I would say my second apartment was almost exactly the size of this room kitchen included like that's and it honestly felt it felt huge. Like, it felt big to me.

Yeah, there he is. He's super charismatic. First things first, there is no bathroom. He's, like, super sweet. He's like a... No bathroom thing I could ever do. Like, communal bathrooms, I couldn't do it. I slip on my bathroom shoes.

I don't know if I want to show you this. This is not the small... This is bigger than my room. Okay. This is his entire apartment. I don't like when people do this, like, the fake, like, I don't know if I want to show you it. Okay, like you're making a fucking video. It's been here for a while.

Okay. Now that I don't know that I could do. A shared bathroom? Yeah. No Sina? 16 million. 16 million views. All of these would get him thousands upon thousands of dollars.

Did you miss the text for Cena, Kyle? Oh, my God. I better not have. Whoa, you probably. We didn't see him come in, obviously. Bravo, Jack Mack. Proud of you. Proud of you for that.

I don't know about this This guy I think he's foolish But an industry What does that even mean What industry So people said That they saw him On like other famous

Creators TikTok But he is famous At parties and stuff Yeah Very quickly though Like not Enough time for him To like build

Those relationships I guess people are saying And then TikTok Like put his stuff In the Like on the For You page. Every one of his videos goes huge. I mean, there was a dude

who claimed to be stranded at sea and people believed him. But he was posting videos every day for like a year. That one's a little bit harder to believe. And people straight up thought he was real. And then one day he was like, how is he charged?

That's my first thought. How do you charge? Stranded at sea on what? On a raft or what? And they people like straight I thought it was real and then how Stranded at sea on what on a raft or what like on like a surfboard videos like Regularly posting them like like Yeah marooned on a surfboard? Yeah, what was he saying in the video? It's like, help, help, I'm stranded at sea. But the comments would be like, okay. Or was he doing sketches on the surfboard? Like on the comments would be like, okay, but how is his phone not died yet? It's like, because he's not stranded at sea.

25,000 likes. Yeah. Because he's just, he lives somewhere where there's water and he goes out every day and makes video. Exactly. And he would get millions of likes. Damn. Every single one. That's nuts. nuts was it obvious i guess it wasn't obvious enough that he was joking around like was he just making a joke and everybody was falling for it you know

sometimes yeah no i think he was fucking around but like people believed it and i think he just kept it going because it was really so well that's next level stupid people are so should have had an apple watch i know oh i Ooh, I got an Apple Watch for Christmas. So you'll never die. And then I saw all those commercials. I feel like I got this for Christmas, and then all of a sudden the commercials came out where it's like, if you're drowning underwater, you can call 911 through Apple Watch. The first time I...

Oh, fuck. I think it was the Rose Bowl that it was on. Yeah. Is that... Boy, it was the first time I saw it. I was in shock. I couldn't believe it I thought it was going to be like a show or something

And it was like Apple Watch Series 7 So if you're drowning underwater you can alert No not even underwater Her car was filling up she was in an air pocket And then she was like I'm calling you from my watch I'm calling you from my Series 7 64 gigabytes Thank god I upgraded.

I had the previous one and I loved it. Don't get me wrong. But this one, this is going to save me. And it's stylish too. Even in this sinking car. I'm amazed that it hasn't shut off with how much water it's taking on. So what is the move? And the battery life is still perfect.

If your car goes into like a body of water? You die. You gotta wait for it to fill up and then you You have to kick the window? Yeah, that's right.

You never roll the window. I think where your legs are because it would just fill up with water. Is there a simulation like you could test if you could do that? Yeah, yeah.

Those doors are fucking heavy. That would not work. Well, that's right. That's the thing is you have to have a window rolled. The car inside needs to fill up with water work. Well, that's right. That's the thing is you have to have, you have to have a window rolled. The car inside needs to fill up with water or else you're stuck. Like you can't open the doors or keep the windows if you have air only.

Yeah, there's too much pressure. So on your way down, the first thing you're supposed to do is roll down the windows. That would suck. Imagine. I don't think, I don't know if I have like the wherewithal to do all that. But what if you're just like up sinking into the depths of, I don't know, how deep, I don't know.

How would you get a car to the middle of the ocean? Yeah. Well, there's bridges. If you fall off a bridge. If you fall off the bridge into the Mariana Trench and you're just all the way down there,

what do you do? You see the anglerfish and then you bring it up to sea and then it goes viral. What if you flew off the Brooklyn Bridge? How would a car fly off a gated bridge? It happens. It happened when I was in, it happened a couple years ago in Cape Cod on the Sagamore Bridge.

Yeah, that shit happens a lot. Do they survive? There'll be like a car accident, and it'll break through, and it'll fly off. Yeah, yeah. Also, actually, I don't know if the guy flew off. That's not as deep as the ocean, is it? That's probably more. Massive ships go through it.

Oh, okay, never mind. That's true. Yeah, it's got to be at least like, for those ships to go through, how deep does a body of water need to be? Because, I mean, ships go through those gigantic cruise ships going to the Hudson.

Like, how deep is the Hudson? Hudson's deep. Probably, yeah, probably like anywhere from 50 to 100 feet. You know the middle of the ocean is more than that, right? Yeah. But if you're 100 feet down in a car...

Yeah, that's deep as fuck are you hip to curious oil curious who wow it's like the the jewish town i did you see that yeah i got a lot of people sending me like tidbits oh i gotta get in on this i think it's something you should that will interest me it's an orthodox town in new york new york state right really yeah yeah western orthodox town do you guys ever watch that show or unorthodox What's that? Where is this? An Orthodox town in New York State, right? Really? Yeah. Western. An Orthodox town? Do you guys ever watch that show? Unorthodox?

No. It's on Netflix? You just watch everything. I watch everything, yeah. Yeah, that's impressive. You and Jeff, I don't know how you live. Jeff has to multitask. Jeff is insane.

What are you talking about? Yes. He doesn't just watch everything. He doesn't watch. He's talking about Jeff Lowe. Lowe. The guy who watches a lot of movies. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, him too. But also, Vibs does nothing but watch documentaries all day. What does he do? Yeah, Vibs does just watch documentaries. That's why I thought you meant that. Because he doesn't do anything but watch documentaries. It's crazy. It's crazy.

He smokes a ludicrous amount of weed as well. It's an unbelievable. It's more weed than I can breathe. Than I've ever seen. Yeah, it's wild. But yes, Jeff D. Lowe. Jeff D. Lowe watches, consumes twice as much as I do.

And I really think that I consume a lot of television or movies and things like that. But Unorthodox, the show, is about this girl who is growing up in the Orthodox community and she escapes from it and flees to Russia or something.

But she is in the middle of having, she's in Williamsburg in the beginning and she's in the middle of having she's like in williamsburg in the beginning and she's like in the middle of like an arranged marriage and she's like walking in the streets and there's like non-orthodox people walking around and she's like wishing that was her life it's it's very interesting it makes it look like a prison honestly but you know people to each their own but that's what it looks like based on this portrayal of it no no they like want you to think it looks like that no No, yeah, no, that makes sense. Yeah, it's wild.

It's wild. It's interesting, yeah. It's very anti. It's like the breaking Amish thing or whatever it was. It's a similar vibe, yeah. All those Jewish kids tried to jack the golf cart.

Yeah, that's my favorite. I love that video. Can we watch that? Yeah, it was a group of them. I think they're from the curious oil town. There was about 40 of them. Yeah.

Wait, that's against the rules, though, right? What? Electricity? Golf carts? For Amish, yeah, right? I don't think they're Amish. No, they's against the rules, though, right? What? Electricity? Golf carts? For Amish, yeah, right? I don't think they're Amish. No, they're not Amish, though.

No, Orthodox. Only on Sabbath. You can't do it on Friday after sunset. I don't think these kids do not care about any rules. No, Orthodox. They were hooligans. Yeah, they were. They robbed.

It is kind of unsettling. These guys, they're trying to jack his golf cart. Oh, wow. No, look at these guys. Oh, my God. This is awesome. I just need to get my stuff out. They just sit down in it. My car is right wow. Oh, look at these guys. Oh, my God. This is awesome. They just sit down in it. My car is right here.

And you guys can take it, all right? Okay, so I can take the car, okay? And until I get my stuff out, you can take the car. Can't take it this second. Okay. You can get my shit out first, man. They're so grown up. Yeah, they do.

Those guys grow up like at 12, they're ready to have children. Swear to God. It goes off. Everybody goes off. You guys need to chill out for a second. What the fuck? That's hilarious. He must have been trying to get you. He must have been a 12-year-old Orthodox Jewish boy.

I'll give you the key. He must think he's dreaming right now. How old is this guy, do we think? How old is this guy? Like 30s? No, that guy's a high age. That's a college kid, yeah. I can't tell with the outfit.

He could be like 50 or 20, you know? But then the second video is more Sam videos. They noticed he was filming. They surround his car. Is that another guy that was on? Oh, man, this is really funny. Holy shit. Where are you guys from?

What are you guys doing here? Field trip. Field trip? That, this is, I've never seen anything like this. So why do they want the car? Play the next to the following one. And why do they all want to be in the same car? There's like 12 of them

I don't like the video. Dude, this feels like a nightmare. No, no, we're 16. 16? You guys are all good? Please don't send out the video. I'm not sending a video or anything. I'm making sure you guys get away from me. Why took the video?

Why are you surrounding me, man? You're 16 years old. Get the hell away from me. Back up. No, but we wanted to go. Back the fuck up, dude. I don't know you guys. This is so insane.

Yeah. This is hilarious. I don't need any company. I need you guys to pay. This man doesn't even have his shoes on. They said we thought we needed some company. Thank you. Thank you.

Dude, I would be horrified. I mean, that's... I don't know what I would do. I don't know. I think I would abandon everything in the cart, including my golf clubs. I'd be like, all right, this is all yours now. I can't be involved in this any longer. That's fucking awesome.

Scary. Has anyone ever surrounded you like that kb specifically been so no yeah i've never been surrounded i don't think i've ever been surrounded entirely it was my friend at uh at fordham very similar situation but when he was walking down the street and he got surrounded by six to seven i think 14 to 16 year olds and they said we're either going to take your phone and wallet or we're going to beat the shit out of you and he fought back and he lost his wallet phone and did he get the shit beat out of him too yeah he like broke a rip oh and it was like these 16 year olds and like they i i don't think they just got off of school too i, I'm pretty sure,

because the video, like the kids had backpacks on and stuff. Yeah, I mean, you've got to just give it away. I think you give it away. Six to seven, 16-year-olds are gone. Yeah, you can't take them on. I'm afraid of teenagers. I'm confident enough to say that. I'm very afraid of teenagers.

I mean, we've been watching Euphoria. I'm afraid of that shit. No, teenagers aren't like that, though. Teenagers are more close. Are you sure? You can just say we. Yeah, you can just say we. you're the closest to a teen like what's the deal nah kb i was i was walking home like right before we like my last time probably walking home from to hell's kitchen and it was like i walked home like a weird time that i don't normally and like

there was like a like at the school near there got out and there's just city kids they're scary of kids and i was like they were all looking at me you always forget there's high schools in manhattan yeah they're like in like the top like the fourth floor of a random building so many kids i found out i didn't realize this, there was always kids kind of on my street. Not very close to my apartment building, but just close enough where I was like, where are all these fucking kids coming from? And I live across the street from a post office, so I was like, is that the hangout? Turns out there is a high school on my corner.

Really? I had no idea, yeah. But it's not very big, so it must be like a special type school or like a specialty school. I don't know. Something. I was getting a rapid test near me, and a group of high schoolers walked by the line of like 150, and they were all just screaming like, we have COVID. Oh, fuck.

Jesus. Hilarious. Kids are reckless, man. Kids are scared. I'm afraid of kids. Very afraid. New York City kids are different. They have baby fever.

Yeah, they are. They're not scared by anything. It's got to be so weird to grow up here. Yeah. Yeah, but they like... Like, your life is just not normal at all. No. And like you think it is, probably, but it's not.

It's normal for you. It's not normal in any sense of the word, otherwise. I went to high school with a bunch of New York City kids. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Were they freaks? Yeah. They've never merged onto a highway.

No. Yeah. No, Tommy's still afraid to merge onto a highway. Yeah, you think you are? Merge onto a highway. Yeah. driving on highways is the easiest part of driving I agree

so nice they always say too like it's always like the big thing you have to lead up to it's like the last thing a driver said getting on the highway

it's like for what I'm just cruise control the first time I went on the highway was horrifying you're just hanging out I was afraid I went with like a

driver's ed class and the dude was like merging on and he's just yelling in my ear. He's like, speed up, speed up, speed up, speed up. And then he's going, the highway is an expressway. You got to go to the speed limit or you get off. And he's just yelling in my ear. You seem like you're a bad driver, to be quite honest.

No, I'm a great driver. That sounds like something a bad driver would say. I just drove to New York. No, you are a good driver. That sounds like something a bad driver would say. I just drove to New York. No, you are a good driver. I've seen you. And after I got out of the driver's ed, my armpits had like sweat stains covering the entire thing. That's so much anxiety. Did you guys ever have to do, does everyone have to do, this is a New Jersey thing, I know,

the like six hours of practice driving when you're 16? Like when you're 16 and a half. We had way more than that. When you're 16. I had like 12're 16 and a half. We did way more than that. When you're 16. I had, like, 12 hours. Really? Yeah. We didn't have anything.

I'm trying to remember. You turn 16, you have to do at least six hours with an instructor, like, next to you. Like, you get in their car, they put the fucking light on, the driver said, student,

I think we did more than that. Yeah, I think we had to do 12 hours of driving and, like, six hours of observation where you would sit in the back and some other kid would drive. Yeah, I didn't do any of that shit. did took six months driving school but i don't think that was mandatory no it wasn't but my mom tried to get me to go to bb but it was crazy expensive

yeah we had you had to do this to get your license yeah ours was like through our high school like you like they would come pick you up from the high school and you would do your hours after class did you also have like lecture like yeah. Well, we had to do the... We had, like, driver's ed and, like, took the test and then we had to pass the test in order to do the hours, yeah. Yeah, we had to do driver's ed

and then you had to do drive times. So, like, you did... You could do driver's ed, like, a couple months before you got your permit. Yes. And then you got your permit and then, like, usually it would take, like, six months to get your license.

Maybe more. Actually, I don't even think you can get... Ours was... You couldn't even get your license until you're like 16 and then there was like a rule in connecticut that was like you could only drive with your parents in the car yeah that's there was a period where you could only drive by yourself like anybody else in the car was against the rules yep um and when it was only supposed to be to work or school yeah but like you can't really i mean yeah who's monitoring they put this new thing in new jersey i was they didn't do it when i was uh when i had just got my license but now they do a sticker on your car like if you're a 16 or 17 year old driver you have to have this like

red sticker on and so if you're it's supposed to be like a snitch thing like if you're out you're not supposed to drive past midnight i think they actually stopped doing that did they because people were complaining that it was identifying young people in cars. Oh, yeah. That was my brother's big complaint. My brother was like, the cops are just going to come give me tickets now. I think it was more for predators and stuff. For sure.

It was like they know that this is a 16 to 18-year-old. That's like the air tag thing that now people are dropping air tags in people's person show. How did nobody think of this when you were developing that? I don't know. Well, I'm sure they, I'm sure, yeah, you're right. Why didn't they think of it when they were developing it well i'm sure they i'm sure yeah you're right why didn't they think of it when they're developing it i'm sure people have been doing it for a while the only the first time i've ever seen that is when that sports illustrated model gave out that

psa did you guys see that i don't i can't think of her name but she put out a thing like she was out with her friends she had her purse on like a bar stool next to her and um yeah viva but then somebody i guess slipped it in her purse and as she was walking home at like 11 30 at night she lived near the bar um she got a notification on her phone was like your phone is like this is being tracked oh yeah yeah or whatever and she was like i had no idea what it was and she like found it in her purse and she you know was freaked the fuck out and that's horrifying i never have thought about that either yeah that actually i saw that happen to someone on twitter yeah and they said like that her and her boyfriend looked for hours trying to find the tracking device,

and they just couldn't find it. It's crazy. What's nuts, too, about that? I guess it's an Apple thing. The thing she was talking about was an Apple product, but they have all those things all over the place, like the tile thing. It's called. And you just stick it on your stuff, right?

Yeah. And I guess, I don't know, people are just fucking creeps. I'm tracking all of you. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, but we still can't. What was that bar in Columbus, Nick? The guys just missing in the walls or something?

Oh, yeah, the ugly tuna. Oh, fuck. They can't track him. I can't track him. Yeah. Someone's missing in the wall? It would happen a long time ago. We don't know where he is.

Yeah, there was only one entrance, and he just disappeared. Is he whole, or is he in pieces? We don't know. I thought it was, I think it's the smiley face. What does that mean? The killer?

The killer, bro. The serial killer. Smiley face killer? Yeah, but still, where is he? That's nuts. The guy? Where's the body? They haven't ever found him, but I don't know it's the smiley face What does that mean? The killer The serial killer But still Where is he? That's nice Where's the body? I haven't found him

But I don't know Who is smiley face? He's the DJ Marshmello now Yeah Oh fuck yeah Um Sass is that new Boy Dad merch? Um

New colorway? I like that Yeah it is I like that I think it's been out For some time though What about that one? I thought I saw Maroon yesterday

Yeah yeah I would love that Can I swipe that? Yeah I want it What the Can I swipe that? Yeah. I want it. What the fuck? I asked today. These things are going

to fly off the shelves. I was the one that brought it up. I look best in Maroon, so thank you. Give that to Nick, please. Fine. I'm serious.

I like that one. No, I'll just buy one at the Barstool Sports store. I have a great one. I'm being greedy. It's not that expensive. For the low, low price. The quality is great.

Thanks, guys. They're only $60. Follow Jack Mack on TikTok. They're like $30. Follow Jack Mac on TikTok. Big T, have your followers been going up today? You're trending. Number eight in America right now. But how many are there

other Big T's being... It says there's way more tweets than there are because people were calling Trump Big T recently. But if you click on Big T, all of the tweets today are about um let's go uh terrence is also trending not quite as high but damn damn oh we're down to 10 i'm i'm 10th let's see where uh 10th in the world again i'm not i'm not calling anyone terrence i'm saying the word terrence is trend yeah oh he may not be trending anymore oh he's he's out of the top 30. It's just Big T now.

Damn, damn. This feels like a... I don't know. I feel like I'm doing something bad by being around you. Anything I'd like to say? No, I've said what I want. By the way, to answer your question. Oh, sing. No, I'm not into singing.

We're at about 1,500 today so far. 1,500? Yeah. Oh, wow. That's a lot of followers. You got all those followers today for this? 1,500 more. I have more than 1,500. No, I know that. I know that. 1500 oh wow that's a lot of you got all those followers today for this 1500 more I'm not

more than 1500 no I know that I know that but I mean that's how many you gained in one day because of this that seems wild

Kelly's gonna just be jumping across the desk honestly I'm like what the fuck throw some shit at me across the desk what are you guys for fuck's sake

salivating over there come on damn that's kinda nuts well congratulations I guess for being involved in the yeah I mean listen the people the people wanna wanna talk about what they wanna talk about Man, that's kind of nuts. Well, congratulations, I guess, for being involved in that.

Yeah, I mean, listen, the people want to talk about what they want to talk about. Yeah. All right, should we wrap it up? Let's wrap it up. Get that wood. Thank you guys for having me. Live show Friday. Live show Friday.

Oh, how fun. Thank you to Kelly's Feet. Thank you guys for having me. I appreciate it. We're going to put a boy dad out today. Yep. It was out this morning. You guys probably already watched it and listened. And listened. Very loyal fan base. today. Yep. I was out this morning. You guys probably already watched it. Um,

and listened and listened. Very loyal fan base. Yeah. Um, me and KB don't really have anything going on. So sick. That's yeah. Humble.

That's humble. It's the act. It's the act. It's your project. Start a new day. For a while. It's the act. It's your drug, yeah, style, it's game for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk, shop, and do a Yankee pop.

It's the act. It's the act is the act Damaged Zimbo on TikTok Thank you.