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Episode Date: November 1, 2024

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Hello. Let's go one headphone. Hello. One headphone. How was everyone's Halloween? Oh, no. I have a question. I have a question.

I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. Echo in my ears How's everyone's Halloween oh No, I yeah, I have a oh I have the echo now too. Yeah, go. Oh, I don't hear it. Whoa. I can't talk

Why I got the feedback it's I have yeah, it's like a whoa whoa whoa Hello, I don't have it. Oh, I have it either. This side seems to be... Wait, now I have it. Whoa! Oh shit, you caught it? Who's fucking with us? I don't hear anything in my head. I feel like I'm talking in surround sound. Yeah, it's kind of cool. Yeah, Mark, how was your date with Stefan? Whoa. Is this a problem that we should try to fix?

Hello? DJ? Hello? They're on their hello. Oh, they're on their way all right Yeah, come in and like tinker with stuff overnight. I think they just hit the nozzle Yeah, whatever what's a nozzle every time I scratch my balls TJ's Scott gets cuts back to me. He gets me every time It's a button a knob a knob it's a nozzle What a nozzle is is a nose hose Like a conical yeah, you got it huh, yeah, it's something you can screw something into what a nozzle It's an app screwed into yeah, it's an ozles I think of a cone shape conical conical yes it's conical conical conical conical

she's right you screw it in yes thank you opens up now then what's a schnauzel oh you screw what in and open what a schnauzers a dog, okay? It sounds like we're at a live show. That's an empty. That's not doing well like no Doing horribly, but this is nozzle talk yeah So what is a nozzle a nozzle a nozzle is something you put on you sprays water out water out Or spray was a schnauz berry a real thing what those taste like schnauz berries schnauz berries, but that was spray. Was a schnazberry a real thing? What did those taste like? Schnazberries. Schnazberries. But that was just a wonka fat,

they didn't actually produce schnazberries? No, that was a movie. Yeah, but the Gobstopper, as we know, is a real thing. And that was a, that was a real thing. Now we're out. Now we're out. I hear nothing. Nothing.

Heads will roll for this. Can they hear us? Yeah. I can't hear you. They're missing some great schnazel talk. Schnazel talk. They can hear you fine. Mazel tov? Hold on. Yeah, I still got the surround sound. They can hear us fine. We can't hear us fine. Take your headphones off. Okay. You take your head. Oh, we're gonna rock. I can hear y'all. No, I didn't take his office. When did, when did, when did we stop knocking on doors for trick-or-treating?

What do you heard you guys cut what is mull attendance? What happened? I was fucking angry about this He shut his door. I just like I would I I started by the way Goosebumps starring Jack Black great film fucking great film. We put it on I was like I want to I'm gonna have this on in the background set the mood a little bit And I'll wait for the kids to knock the door and you hear all the commotion going on outside No one's really knocking on the door. There's no one's ringing the doorbell I thought maybe I'm miss hearing or like maybe I don't know Maybe they're across the street and they're making their way to the house or whatever

So I pull up the ring cam and everybody's just walking right past our door So we we have like a gate, you know, it was closed the gate was closed So we got a prop open the gate prop open the gate leave the gate open all the lights are on everything Like it could not be more inviting No knocks on the door And then we go outside after like an hour and a half of like hearing noise and we realize every neighbor just sits on Their front porch And yeah, and none of these kids want to like actually knock on the door

They're just that we're knocking on door, but it was windy and cold and I was like I don't want to fucking sit out here Yeah, all night, but also I have way too much candy and uh Maybe they just saw stepping in your front window Might have been Stefan I was I did I had 250 king sizes I had under 10 and I sat I sat on my front yard my front porch speaker with monster mash playing on loop oh hell yeah I was Sidney Crosby waiting nothing really and one of the I had about seven and one of them was my door dash guy He brought me a kombucha and some waters and I gave him a Milky Way my kids made out like bandits in my neighborhood There was every every door was they were knocking on doors. Yeah, they should have

There's a lot of people outside as well. I wanted the door It's a fun reveal. Yeah for all parties. Yeah. I would love to see the interior of someone's house. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, my big, my big, I have the opposite critique of Halloween. I guess this is a thing now, but there was a couple houses that were like legitimately trying to scare the fuck out of my kids.

Oh yeah. Actual like haunted houses built in the front. My kids went up to a house where there was a guy standing with a mask on and a fake knife, and when they put their hands in the bowl, he was like fake stabbing them, and he wasn't speaking. So my son comes out, and he's just like, he's like a little teary-eyed.

I was like, what's wrong? He's like, that guy stabbed me. And I was just like, what? That's so... I was like, yeah, that's hooked up. That crosses three lines. Yeah, like at least say something and be like, ha haha, just a prank.

He was literally just going like this. To every little kid. Five and under? Yeah, five and under. It's like I understand trying to scare teenagers. That's bizarre. I should have fought him. Some probably thinks I'm a pussy. You actually are. I know, I should have been like, hey, fuck you dude.

That was smart, that guy had a knife. Yeah, well I think it was fake Maybe you feel like that's crazy if the kids like five and under you can't do We had there was a you opened the gate and the person had a smoke machine and then out of the smoke they came They had a full like realistic looking robot Costume on with like a full thing and he came out with the candy in his hand and my son had to like walk up To him and take the candy. And I was like, you don't have to do that.

Yeah, right, just do it for the older kids. Scare the older kids. Little kids you can see coming from a mile away, they're on autopilot. And yeah, he was just like, why did I get stabbed? I don't know. Adults are making it about themselves, I think. Yeah, that's very bizarre.

It was fun though. People went all out for the kids, and I love seeing who has the nice houses in my neighborhood. I liked putting a face to the house now. Oh, yeah. People out front. You think the cool, hip house, old people own it? I was stunned.

Yeah, a lot of boomers. What is it? What makes it hip? Cool art. I'm always looking in the windows at night and I'm walking the whatever. I'm like, this is a cool, rich, young person's house and then the person's like 75 years old. Just nice to get a bead on who's who in the neighborhood.

Yeah. There was one like eight-year-old boy who was the inflatable, the, you know, the car dealership. He was one of those things, right? And he comes to my house and I'm just trying to make conversation with these kids, and I was like, that's an awesome costume. That's all I said. And he just looks at me and goes, I know. And then he just grabbed a bunch of candy and walked away, and I will probably think about him for the next month.

Yeah. He just goes, I know, and grabbed a bunch. He just goes, I know, and then he grabbed a handful of candy. And he was like eight years old. It was incredible. I got cleaned out all my, we left our bowls out, got cleaned out by the time

We came back. I also my neighbor showed me a video. He put out all the regular sized candy bars later in the night and He showed me a video of someone cleaning out It was like legitimately like a 65 year old woman by herself who just came and dumped them all into her bag I've always never seen anything like that She just had a purse It's crazy love of the game. Yeah, you expect it from you know teenage. Maybe it was a really good costume Yeah, true could have been I was a child could have been how did you have trick-or-treaters?

Yeah, we had some for a while. Would you do give him the finger? Yeah? We had some for a while. What'd you do, give him the finger? Yeah, chase him away. No, I gave him candy. Get the fuck out of here. I did notice when I was younger, we probably trick or treated up until I was like 11 or 12. Last night, I mean, never 16, 17, 18-year-olds trick or

treating. Oh, really? Yeah, I think those are the smart teenagers, because they realize, hey, I'll just put on a mask and look a little foolish, but I'll also get a shitload of free candy. Yeah, they just go egging, and when they get hungry they put the mask on yeah do a pit stopper candy Yeah I think that's more the spirit of the holiday to have those

Types because the trick-or-treat like let's be honest is there's no threat of a trick at all unless you have the fake knife Children are coming up and threatening yeah when I when a three a 3 year old knocks on my door and says trick or treat I mean if I just look him in the eye and I say trick I fucking hear you do something bitch They're not gonna do anything You would kick the fuck out of them I'd beat the fuck out of them but like a 17 year old says trick or treat I'm like I'm gonna give you candy because please do not egg my house

That is Did you guys see any kids like? Trick-or-treating with an iPad in their hand Get them through the downtime I was telling Nick there was a girl who was a she was a homemade camera And it looked real like a Nikon and she would ask like she asked me and my son like stand in front of me like five Feet in front of me, and then she clicked the button a flash went off And she turned around and there was an iPad On her back showing us. Oh that she is she was like a real camera. She was Yeah, yeah, she was like nine years old and her dad was like she made this herself all I was cool

There was some cool costumes out there myself. My son was so on autopilot that at one point we were walking on the sidewalk He just he was he just started reaching to like a grown-ups bag that was in front of a mother. That's not a house. The woman was just like, what are you doing? We guys keep saying kids were taking handfuls. I don't remember that being part of the etiquette. My kids were taking two.

I said two. Don't take more than two. If you take more than two, then the next... If the kid before you takes more than two, then there won't be two for you. I was encouraging it. I had I had such a slow start Yeah, so that I was trying to get rid of it. Yeah, I was trying to be the cool house I was like, you know what just take as much as you want Yeah, you know what you want to keep guys notice any trends new trends and candy consumption by kids

Do they like something new I had an even distribution of gummies and chocolate bars gummies all the nerds rope Oh the first five people the only the first five people all nerds rope kids prefer like the gummies the sweets the fruity Yeah, so gummy bears. I hate I can't stand the people give out tootsie tootsie worse Yeah, tootsie rolls aren't nice. That's just old lady someone was handing out the old lady strawberry candies Good enough for kids Also, oh those are good. Yeah, they are the old lady strawberry. Yeah for how kids for Halloween I I endorse those that's what you get when you're visiting grandma's house or something not Halloween Well grandmother's hand out candy to neck a wafers. Yeah, we're there's

candy too. Neck-head wafers. Yeah, Werther's. But no, there wasn't any crazy trends. If there was a bowl of multiple candies, my son doesn't know candy that well yet, and I felt like pissed every time he picked Whizzlers. I was like, fuck. Yeah. Are you guys noticing kids are fatter than the 2000s? I didn't see any fats. There were a few fat asses. I didn't see any fat. A little... Not really fellow You're disgusting little kids It's pretty good I'd hate to have a Fat little kid and then baby grunt challenging him to a fight That dad needs to be crazy Daddy's being that's crazy dude the Rizzo would fuck up baby grunt well clearly destroy

That's wrong. We gotta stand in front of the Rizzo. I don't like the Rizzo couldn't I don't like the grunt baby grunt baby grunt realizes that he's just old news Yeah, he is old and now he's trying to steal the not a baby anymore No, no too old now, but I guess he is technically a baby compared to wrong wrong. Yeah big size grunk shit but not compared to But not compared to like Rizvronk. Yeah. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. What happened? No. Interesting. No. Steph- Stephon.

Hey Stephon, how- Oh man, we're still surround sound. Stephon, how was uh- How was Titus' house? Did you have fun? Yeah, did you Stephon? Oh no. Stephon doesn't know how the mics work.

He's making a lot of hand motions. Well, if you can bear with me for a second. With the echo. There he is. Yeah mics work. It's making a lot of hand motion. Well if you can bear with me for a second It was great had a great time I'm a real human outside of this place, and I think what should never have to say that yeah I'm a real human. I'm a real boy. It's very neighborly. He's like Pinocchio It was great the puppy chow is as good as advertised. Oh, yeah, oh he brought it Russia's the puppy chow unreal very good

Good chow We had a good conversation last night via text message. Oh, god. We did, yeah. Tommy was chatty last night. He was in a good mood. He text me separately. We were at dinner. He text me, any ways to ruin my dad's life. What prompted that?

Yeah, what was that? He said, dad, you remember that text that it was me in a group of y'all? And I said, yeah. He said, can I text it? And I said, yeah, you can do it once. And he texted it. And then I then I said alright, that's it Don't do anything else and then soon as one I think it was you mark. You were the first one that was like hey Tommy

I have a question. Yeah, I said Tommy. We're at dinner. Don't answer that do vampires become bad We talked about this. We never really got a clear answer Do vampires become bats or do bats become vampires and there was an hour-long talk and and then that I looked to try to remove I couldn't find how to leave that conversation I missed all that I was a boy that was a good clean fun it was fine it was fine but y'all understand he's a kid he's gonna text y'all again tonight and then oh no he'll break up my big plan he's Friday night he's gonna keep bothering y'all no it's not bother it's fine okay all right that's fine by way, I did get the invite to the party tonight.

Did you? Yeah. You going? No, but I said to Chef Donny, I was like, I really do appreciate it. Was his heart in it? Yeah. And I was like, I really appreciate it.

Because his heart wasn't in mine. Oh. I also don't know what I would think about. What would I dress as? Like a vibe killer if I showed up to that party? You should wear a mask. Just be like, don't you hate your boss? Did a while ago so it's like you were almost inviting people yourself well no he probably assumed you couldn't make it yeah

Yeah, you have kids. Yeah, didn't invite me. It's a no chicks No chicks what were all your topics last night? It was vampire bat I asked him the difference between goblins and ghouls he did know my favorite text from the whole Interaction was him just saying this just remember if you have any questions you can ask me just texted Just remember as a reminder yeah questions He did give us a really awesome video to care for you. He did give us a great suggestion What was the video idea why not do an episode where you all spend the time doing what you've always wanted to do? Oh, oh yeah, he talked about dreams. I believe oh yeah

Nightmares wait. What is the thing we always wanted to do? Whatever we've wanted to do. Whatever's in your heart. Whatever you've always wanted to do, Tommy encourages us to do it. That's good advice. I don't know what I always wanted to do. That's up to you to decide. We're digging for dinosaur bones.

Dinosaur bones. Yeah, the difference between goblins and ghouls is goblins love gold due to myth, and ghouls are undead Is that right? That's is that correct? It felt right. Oh, right. Mm-hmm But then Kyle you did you kill the vibe a little bit? I thought he would be interested in bone Oh, he know he was he spent the next 20 minutes looking at bones Okay, you sent a picture of a rotting animal jaw. Yeah, you said newest find pig question mark So I sent him a pig jaw bone and he said it's not a pig, but you know Yeah, no he didn't cheat he spent the rest of the spaghetti dinner. Talk. It was a pig you said him a pig

It was a pig it was a pig likely He felt it was too big to be a pig Can we see the picture of it? Well pigs are big. I don't know what's slightly bigger than a pig bore. It wasn't a have a long gila that looks like a Is that a pig well Tommy thought the jaw was too big and that's the me saying guys, please stop Scroll down any further That was the vibe kill yeah that response is like I'm gonna just put my phone down and chase the devil emoji Oh my god. He said yeah, he didn't chase sent your son purple devil. I Don't know man. What did what did she say?

I haven't a show Let's see Where's the the top the dream adage? Do you dream or not dream is what Tommy asked? I dream all the time brother no point in making your dreams come true if you don't have any in the first place What wait what are your dreams? Oh? Yeah, video idea why not do an episode where you all spend the time doing what you always want to do Great question sometimes saving the world, sometimes white water. Wait, who's the 13 year old in this chat?

Yeah, white water. And pretty much everything in between saving the world and white water. Everything in between. That's a lot of things. In everything. I also enjoy the occasional nightmare, but that's just me. What?

With the devil emoji Shae Crazy I also enjoy saving the world You ever dreamed of saving the world and whitewater rafting and everything in between man I have not dreamed of saving the world were you lying Steve. No. He's not here. Oh, he's not oh, it's Friday He's got a he's got a wedding That's Stefan is here though There it is Steve Stefan and Stefan the three better worse are the same

That's better same I got the echo still there But it's not as stark still sounds like yes around sound, but I mean today That's just gonna have to how it's because I don't want to restart stuff while we're live. That's how it's That's how it be that's how it be Great Happy we solved that Boy a night a night of candy at Titus's didn't didn't soften him at all no We had a good you think he walks into the office with a smile on his face

No, he crosses the threat threshold he frowns big cat I sometimes see him get out of his car and walk in and it the frowns on the second his feet hit the pavement Yeah, he's the frowns on and he yeah. Thank you, Stefan Didn't happen come come and be excited to talk. Do you dream? Mostly nightmares about this life. Oh, okay. Dude, I like working with you.

Quit. Scram. He's gotta quit, man. Scram. What'd you do to him last night? Yeah. Yeah. That's how it do be. That's how it's be. What'd you do to him last night? Yeah Yeah That's how it do be

That's how it's bees Dukes talk you gotta have like Stefan fest Gotta be in Iowa Steph I want to get him right. I don't think you'd get him right though. That's the problem. You wouldn't like it Yeah, well that would be also a good he'd end up running the tech first. He'd be charged with the tech And yeah, you guys wanted to do this Creepers creepers. It's crazy. We have a really fun job, and he has the worst job in the world. Yeah, it's under the same roof. Yeah Huh And it's under the same roof. Yeah. Huh.

I'll be god damn. Well, someone has to make everything run smoothly, or in this case today, not smoothly. Yeah, it's Friday. Just have this echo. I can't. Kate, you spent a couple days taking a shower and looking right.

And now today you're dressed as one of the sons from Home Improvement. Oh, yeah, you do look like a middle. Zachary Ty Bryan. There's a bunch of hip thrift shops around here and I've been going to them and this is what I. That qualifies as a hip outfit. I'm going for middle school boy.

Oh you got it. Yeah. Jonathan Taylor Thomas. What were the boys? Mark, Brad, and Brandon, right? Cause it broke my heart. mark was like a doofus And no mark was like the goth kid that he ended up growing up be like a goth kid, right? Yeah, by the young was the goth kid and then the middle was just a cool the cool boy

The middle was a cool and the old rad was a punk ass. Yeah, I'm a jock He was he had like the soccer scholarship that and then he like fucked up his knee, right? I think he just got in real life a second DUI No smoked pot the very serious episode where they caught he smoked pot at a party and then the middle kid JTT There was the episode where he had like cancer almost or something. That's right Realizes mortality. Yeah, he realized mortality. That was a tough. Yeah, the little one mark was just a bit Mark was a tough one. The little one, Mark, was just a bitch. He was just a bitch, yeah. Mark was a bitch? Mark was a bitch, yeah. Yeah.

Ooh. Ooh. There's that YouTube video, Every Grunt From Home Improvement. Oh, that's a good one. Is it really? It's like 40 minutes long. Remember the Wilson face reveal episode? He revealed face?

Yeah. What? I remember that. He had dinner at his place. Did he? In my mind, they never revealed Wilson's face, and they never finished the's face and they never finished the hot rod did they finish the hot rod they finished the hot rod I know he took it out and raced Bob Vila one. Oh really I never made it that far We just watched the same reruns over and over I think

Wilson one time came to the Halloween party And he kept having to do different things cover up his face because the fence wasn't there think he did the Phantom of the Opera oh But I didn't I don't remember a face reveal either. Yeah, I think you made that up. Or is that another show that you got to watch live? Did you watch that live? Oh, yeah, he was on set. Did you have another disease?

Yeah, during their serious episode, which we still have to have. Maybe I'm making it up. I'm a god, dude. You've never seen Wilson's face. Now I gotta google it. Is Al Borland still kicking? Oh, yeah. Richard Kahn?

Yeah. Of course. But Wilson's dead. Yeah, of course, but Wilson's dead Yeah, very easy. Thanks. So without ever revealing his face. Yeah. Well, so how do they know he's dead? How did they read it by the body? most barely open Damn, god damn can anyone can anyone identify this this body? No, literally we can this could be anybody have no idea Tim Allen looks at his eyes and does a sad grunt. What's a sad grunt?

Uh... That wasn't too sad. Make it sadder. Huh? Oh, I kind of lied. Wilson's face was accidentally revealed in the Home Improvement Season 6 episode titled, The Karate Kid Returns. Accidentally revealed? Wait a minute!

The reveal occurred when the Beach Boys made a cameo. When the Beach Boys make a cameo as Wilson's cousins and Jill asks to sing with them. But if you watch the scene in slow motion, you can see Wilson's... What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh my god. When one of the Beach Boys leans forward... His lower F's.

I would have never guessed it looked like that. Huh. Can you name all the family feud hosts? Richard Karn, Louis Anderson, Richard Dawson, Ray Combs, Steve Harvey. I don't know. I got five of them. I don't know either. I think that might be it. I don't know if you could name them all. Sounds like them all. Oh, there were six. Someone was saying yesterday that Dawson, I think PFT, someone commented or Tombs. PFT, James Winston would be a great a great family feud. Oh my god. He would be the yeah would be harm with a K

Anderson Harvey Who was 2006 2010? Oh, it's the one guy the the guy that feels like Leslie Nielsen Nielsen That guy the the Leslie Nielsen adjacent wait you know I'm talking about Yeah, no you're thinking of it's the man yeah, he's not him I don't know Leslie Nielsen vibes. Oh it might be him was it Peter man. I think it was I don't know his name Peterman oh Peterman counted I don't know his name Peter man Peter man counted it went oh

Peter man yeah, that's right. Yeah, he was he's Peter man. All right. That's one in a row. Wow. We got one one row That's the three can you name the category that fits all three items give of course Port that's why yeah Scarab dunk those needles yes good be Oh, yeah, that's Beans horses being horse yes Key uh kia no legato forte presto skip cars That's Mexican hot sauce

that's Mexican hot sauce no that's it on a mojito ingredients mojito Dow Jones companies no wait gods yeah yeah what what's mark the gods? What's mark the god of I don't know Sis no no not yet. Don't don't get next to basket Brandon Condiments they seem to be Yep, yeah, Keitaihuahua snow those are dogs Letters States of matter Nautical terms

Being those are beans mountains oh Beans. Those are beans. Mountains. Mountains. Oh those mountains. Those are gods. Oh shit. Nobel Prize. Pretty good. Those are pelvic bones. Sacrum. Beef cuts. Rocks. Spices. Oh beef cuts Rocks Spices

Those are Pokemon come on we got this Moons Japanese islands yeah Sporkle category yeah, that's me that's musical terms. Yeah, now John there we go Oh boy oh Yes, come on Kyle we got two minutes everyone let Kyle go we got this Kyle. Yes, you do you know Dublin We're all gonna do this together, but you leave not even it Dublin dress. What's the German one Dresden Denmark? Stay out of this Kate. That's what you do. So dwarf. Yeah

Don's or whatever is that Ukraine no, oh No, that's no Ali's dance right with a What country is that that's like on the side of a Ukraine? I think that's Ukraine is it not Ukraine Yeah, it's Ukraine. I have no idea the brovnik. Yes, that's wrong. Joe's type oh New a dresden is not the name of that I like that Dubrovnik's Croatia fuck How are we not getting this where the am I missing a fifth one? There's three more, but where are they on the map? There's two one. We have two done, and there's three more

Germany Germany right there with a question mark. Oh, it's by dudes red. Oh We're fucked. Oh, I see. I thought that was one we already got Done Dortmund different Domber have Dortmund Dortmund. Did you write? Yes. All right. Come on you crane Ukraine Yeah, that sounds right that's good net Danette's Danette's Is there an easy one that we're just Dipple dip oh 15 seconds Damn doll brev damn Brev five seconds do brev do brav do brick

Dnip oh didn't know what I never got a hook that's tough shit that hurts being four out of five yeah nice get though Dortmund I was thinking soccer I was just I wasn't soccer Holly shit what can you do? Hmm hell shit shit fuck Yes, listen tits That's I'm pissing blood what?

So you do have a kidneys I don't know They can't see me till Monday. That's yes. That was a shitty Feedback they're like yeah, we did the urinary urinalysis and like you have blood Oh, but you can't like see it. It's a small trace Yeah, and they're like we can't that's you're gonna have to come back on Monday is like oh cool, so might be bad I don't know that's how your body gets rid of old blood They're not seeing any traces of blood when you urinate no There's no other way to deal with kidney stones than to just piss them out.

They can vibrate you. Yeah, there's lasers. They can shake you with lasers. Yeah. Really? Like down your pee hole? They shoot your, no, they shoot your kidney, I think, with lasers. No shit. There's like a vibrating way and it'll break them down real small.

Hmm. I don't know, I feel like pissing blood is like one of those things where it could be absolutely nothing or it could be absolutely nothing or could be The worst thing ever yeah, yeah, yeah, like it's it's fully the rain I didn't know is it ever that was an absolutely nothing type symptom. Maybe it's not I think if I piss blood I'd be concerned like shitty blood come out. Oh shitty blood I don't care unless it's like three or four days in a row or something. Yeah, no, there's no I would take seriously I believe blood coming out in any form is sign of a problem yeah I can't like a

shard in your turd and it'll scrape you I can't see the blood you just convinced that the lab tests saw the blood and I feel like I have to piss constantly that's way less concern oh yeah it's a kidney stone yeah probably UTI no that was negative how do I mean how do billionaires pass kidney stones? I'd like the yeah Right yeah, I Think they just have a boy that works in the house that has him for him. Yeah, like a little boy's hands Belly every night Who else is gonna lose their Twitter today? Oh, yeah, so we got Niddu in Bosco, which

Birds of a feather. It'd be funny if that was a combo hit, where Bosco hit on something that Niddu sent him or something. I got a DM from that account today, and it was just like, hey, you have a copyright claim. Yeah. And then I scrolled up, and it was just a bunch

of Albanian flags sent to me. I was like, this is Niddu. Yeah, mine was, yeah. Mine was the same, and the up and it was just a bunch of Albanian flags sent to me. I was like, this is the dude Yeah, yeah mine was yeah. Yeah, I got mine was the same in the one before it was like we should do Famous mafia like steakhouse reviews. I was like, oh, it's gonna do mine was hello. Dear ex user great rack Are they gonna compromise the riders to just turn them to white walkers we working for the hackers What I Compromise the riders to just turn him to white walkers. We work it for the hackers. I Hired a personal trainer yesterday. Whoa Fuck yes, Brandon's this guy gonna make it so that you can't eat a hot dog

He I thought about that. Yeah, that one was the lowest I've ever but he has that if he tells me not to eat a hot dog I want to eat a hot dog he said don't worry well next week is hot dog week I don't think yep we have to prepare it a different way every day my first one is my first one is I did the sample exercise yesterday so my sample he wanted to come in and see where I was at he wanted to see he wanted to come into your home the assessment no I went to him he did the assessment and I... I worked out two months in order to get in enough shape to work out. You're ready to be consistent. And I'm ready to actually do it.

Yeah. Yeah. What was an example of like a sample exercise? Oh, he did a lot of stretching, a lot of squats, a lot of air squats, a lot of push-ups. He was just trying to send me, he did some pulls, some pushes, some stretches to see where I was at. And he said, you can't stretch at all, brother. Oh, he gave you a brother?

Yeah, he gave me a brother. What's he jacked? What's he like? He's jacked, yeah. Is he older than you or younger? He's younger. He's a thick guy. He's powerful.

Powerful, yeah. Real powerful. Could he, would it be nice being his little spoon? Oh, I don't know that he would go for that. But I'm just saying, if it were to happen. I'm taller than he is. I don't think I'd spoon very well with him. Would you like to be in his grasp?

You won't know until you try. No, I don't think that would be close. Would you like him to hold you like a baby? I think if we were, he'd be a good... Could he hold you like a baby? He's got a left tackle build to him. Could he hold you like a baby? No, I'm too big.

I did like him, yeah. Wait, is this the guy that has both male and female genitalia that you were talking about? No. No, that was somebody else. Are you sure? I think that, wait, the personal trainer you just hired? No.

We're not making this guy mad. No. No. So I hired him, and I start Monday. I'm proud of you. Yeah, I'm excited. You have to pay double because he's a man in a way? Yeah, right, you're getting kind of trained

with two people. I'm gonna pay for the first month and then I'm gonna tweet out his name and then I'm gonna say, hey, I tweeted out your name, I don't wanna pay anymore. That's how. Oh, smart. So is he gonna do the diet? Are you gonna be a pussy again?

He's going to put me on a nutritional plan, yeah. I wouldn't even worry about the diet. Now you're doing two things that are really hard. All he said was, he said, don't worry about any diets or anything. Just make sure you're eating enough protein. That's all I want you to do. Oh, perfect. So, and all he said was just eat some lean meats and make sure you're...

And even when you eat some lean meat, get you a protein shake and eat it with your meal or drink it with your meal. And I'm like, okay. You're going to be... That's not tough. You're going to be a beefcake. Is be like a possible as a dude a passable Like does he have a bowl? I can tell this is like this feels like a real dude. Oh, he's Jack This is undeniably a male. Yeah, this is a dude. Yeah, dude

So he's doing what he did go to the bathroom a man guys. Did he go into so you saw well He only have one bathroom. Oh, but he's massive. Oh,. Oh, so it's you. He's the fucking man, Kyle. I know he is now. Yeah, I know it. That's beautiful. He's... God damn it. Yeah, he's brave is what we're saying.

I went to a man trainer, and I'm going to have him train me to be a man. Yeah, because he taught himself. He'll give you the best of both worlds. Why am I... Do you have any accomplishments? Why am I not allowed to have other people? Do you have any accomplishments, like athletic accomplishments? accomplishments like I don't we didn't score field hockey We mostly we mostly talked about me. We didn't talk about him as much

Is he comfortable like messing with you and like um no bar stool he knew of it But he didn't know big chicks in the office. He didn't know me. No, he didn't know me or he didn't know that I didn't want him to know me. I wanted him somebody to come outside eyes I don't want somebody to so yeah, he didn't know me. He didn't know Barstool really he knew the clips But he didn't he don't follow anything. Yeah got it Then that's promise you wouldn't bring up the last thing below his waist. That's the last We'll treat it like a hockey. It's a lower body. I thought I had an opportunity to go to a trainer and give him some props

and put his name out there, but no, you guys are not going to allow that to happen. I'm not making fun of him. He has a dick and a pussy. And it's put their name out there. It was clear it was him. wife was there oh now does she have a double set yeah like how does that work does she pick the top the Oh. Brandon, what is a? Told him to watch. Oh no. Told him, I told him, hey man, I know you don't know what I do,

but there's a show at 12, check us out. I just like to think they're on their lunch right now and they don't have anything else to do and they're watching. Leo Beam, Is this me? Oh. What's the ideal male physique, Brandon? What are you aspiring?

Yeah, who are you lusting after? Is it soccer body? I'm 6'5". I'm down to 262 from 278. I'd like to get to 230. But like what body? Like compare yourself to a body. I'd like to be an NFL tight end at the end of his career. Oh, I school. Oh like Jason Whitten. I'd like to be Jason

That's a nice. That's that's I'd like that. I like you look at me You're like are you getting into coaching or you're gonna go one more year. That's what I'd like to look like Wow What about like Luca Donchich? I don't think I can get to Luca Donchich Okay, cuz even Lucasuka's sneaky tall. Like he's six, eight, right? Yeah, you're not gonna grow at person trading. So I gotta go with the either end of the line tight end or maybe backup left tackle

who never could keep the weight on. I gotta go with one of those guys. Oh yeah, yeah, like a special teams long snap. Or like a Mac level left tackle Who's not in the SEC because he can't he can't bulk up and right? Mm-hmm So that's what I'm going for with a spread offense left tackle with my very man You have to be blocking downfield by my very mainly my very manly mainly male my very manly Personal trainer they could go harder when you when he's on the rag I'm proud of you no you're not you're always the one leading

this charge no no no I always leave this charge well because I get new friends people think it's him I don't want you to get new friends I get I get blamed for it a lot and sneaky Kyle too no The Anus boys are always riding the, they're driving the truck. No, no, no, no, no. You're wrong. You brought it up. I know I did, but you made him trans.

I didn't say trans. No, you didn't say trans. You said. Is he? You said man. Oh, wow. What'd you say about him? He said he didn't get double set.

I thought this was the trainer that you were talking about that has both. He's collecting them all. What's on the other section? I have an appointment on Monday now, so I'm gonna someone's gonna have to look at my penis. That sucks. I hate that. I'm gonna trim up. I'm probably gonna get hard. You think? Yeah, that's a situation where you can't get hard. No, I don't I think anything that touches it. I had an ultrasound of my balls once and applying the warm goo didn't do anything to me really

All right, I hope I hope I it's gonna be small I kind of hope I get hard because it's gonna be small. Otherwise, I might get laughs you wanted to get 45% hard Yeah, but they're doctors. They'll know That it was small to begin with? Can I fluff myself? I just don't know if you can go in. Should I go in hard? You take your pants off, she puts her glasses on. So what do they have to do?

If you go in hard, you got bigger problems. Yeah, right. They'll probably be like, let's wait until that's not hard. What are we gonna do about this? I've never had a fiddle with it appointment. I don't know, it might be a fiddle with it, I don't know. Ocular tests. But have you ever had it? I've never had a fiddle with it appointment. I don't know it always be a fiddle with it I don't know her test, but have you ever had someone graphs my penis or look inside it or oh? I am gonna can't I know I'm gonna cancel this and just deal with blood in my ear and penis focal point appointments are a nightmare

I've never had one. Yeah, how does it go I? Haven't had why only have had the ball check me too. I've had balls That's tough how you have to get in the stirrups, and they have to like go in there and everything you know tough for you guys That's hard. You're the doctor has the doctor ever like echoed when you Your dick it's all a minor light My doctor is the black lung Bring a canary in here walks in with a bird. Yeah, it's just for safety Brandon you've to avoid it

Brandon you have two of I didn't know you were a gynecologist This is gonna suck I'm gonna have my penis looked at this sucks I don't want you getting new friends I like being your guy I photoshopped your family for you last night you did you did my wife my wife liked it she was amused when there were power lines and there were power lines in the background of his family photo I took them out for her birthday I got her professional lines and if there were power lines in the background of his family photo I took him out for her birthday. I got her professional family Pull over on the side of the I did a motherfucking picture by my fire pit in the background if you look behind

Across the lake got it across the lake, across the lake there's power lines. By the interstate? Yeah, not an interstate. The KFC, yeah, it is right on the interstate. Anyway, it was right. What's the fast food restaurant you can see? It's a very tasteful. KFC.

KFC. A very tasteful background, because you got the lake and everything, and there was power lines, my wife was like, could you get the power lines taken out? And I said, I can't, but I can ask a Photoshopper, and I asked Nick, and he did it. And he also made an a version

where Tommy was was seven feet tall huge well you can't see it now that's fine it looked pretty good you go to show the boat sinking in the boat my god did you show to Tommy no no but he would be delighted I have to send it to him yeah yeah he would, he would love that. I emailed you the real one.

He's a draft king today. He looks good seven feet tall. Baron? You gotta print this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna send it to him. Alright, draft kings. Sound the trumpets, it's horse race time. Hello.

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Whose? I don't know. Should we send somebody on the scene? Oh, also Billy Corgan's mother-in-law crashed into his tea shop. Yeah, did we bring that up? Wasn't that here that we were talking about? Yeah.

Have y'all ever heard pussy referred to as monkey? No. Oh, wow. No. That's a subtle thing. Ew. So what were we talking about? I've heard spank in my monkey. Pussy referred to as monkey So what we're talking about I've heard spank in my monkey, I don't like pussy euphemisms. I think they're all kind of gross So jazz yeah, oh yeah, I am any of them no The worst one for me is cash

No, I've never no one's ever said that. Slip gash. Anything about guts. Vertical smile is nice. Yeah, I guess I got it right with pussy. I don't even like saying pussy. It doesn't sound right coming out of my mouth. Especially if you do it like sexually, seriously. How would you do that? Like, whose pussy is that?

Don't refer to it at all. I don't refer to that Your pussy I don't refer to pussy out loud or under women's undergarments. You don't say it's my Panties is tough to say panties can't call them underwear cuz that's weird cuz they're like they're not underwear. They're yeah I'm not gonna say song And I'm not gonna say pussy I don't st- We don't say- he doesn't say pussy. No, no, I'll say pussy. I'll say pussy all the time. But I just won't ever refer to an actual pussy as a pussy.

So a dude is being a coward is a pussy? Yes. But a woman over there doesn't have a pussy? Ugh. You use only the medical terminology. I just can't- that either. There's nothing you can't- Say something about the female vagina. What is it?

There. You say let me get that? I love that. It's like not knowing someone's name. Hey, you. I can't get enough of that. Oh. I don't like that either.

A gash. Oh, yeah, that's the worst one. Worst one. I don't like that either Gash But that Brandon what did you call it in the south monkey that's crazy Let me get that monkey Monkey get some monkey tonight It might be an older thing how too. How could that even have? I want to get some monkey. Well, why does the cat own the pussy?

Pussy? Pussycat. Right. It's not a pussy monkey. What came first, pussy or the? Yeah. I don't know. I just asked everybody if they'd ever heard it referred to as that.

I guess I'm on an island on this one. I've been on islands here before. That's fine. Monkey island. Huh? I've been on islands here before that's fine monkey island Huh, I've been on islands here on the show before when I've said have y'all ever heard this and nobody's ever heard it I don't have an example right now Green tattoos, okay, so tattoos are green Monkey Island

Monkey Island? What do you... Oh yeah, monkey used to be a euphemism for a good girl's pussy. Really? Does that mean a... Only prostitutes were required to shave. So if you didn't shave that meant you weren't a prostitute. Oh. Okay. And it resembled, guess I'm a monkey I regret everything

about the last five minutes I guess yeah he he does have both who my trainer really wait yeah really no I was just trying to go back to this house you think he's still watching no Yeah, I like clam all these are bad all these are nightmares nightmare Pussy is okay. No pussies fine. Why box is good pussy. I kind of like looks. I kind of like box. I kind of like I Would never say box No, vagina is good meat curtains is nightmare nightmare, but JJ is nightmare, but JJ is cringe hole is awesome What a cool dudes like what is like the ASAP box call it box smoke says nobody says but yeah That's Nicky's not a cool dude. He cosplays is one. He's not one who's the coolest guy we know Blake Blake, what's he call it? His all mine what chef Donnie call it yeah

Is he here? He's been here Don't chef Tony is more awesome than cool Wow you're right. Yeah, you're absolutely right. He's just an awesome dude Yeah, awesome guys might not be cool at all He's just an awesome dude. Yeah. OK, so what do awesome guys call him? He might not be cool at all. Yeah, no, I don't think he is cool. Blake's the coolest guy we got.

Yeah. He does listen to uncool music. Blake does? No, I'm Jeff Donny. You're working out listening to Civil War marches. He listens to war marches. Dude, my heart skipped a beat when I thought Blake was like, yeah.

Oh, I'm sure. I'm not cool enough to even hear what Blake's listening to. You haven't even heard of what Blake does. Holy shit, I thought Blake was like that. Now I got to know what Blake calls a pussy. Blake Bortles? You want me to go ask him? No, Blake here.

I'll go get him. Cool Blake. Oh, cool Blake. Where are you? I don't have his number, obviously. Maybe one day. You should get it, though. Oh, I have his number.

There's a fly in here making me nervous. I know. It keeps landing on me. Must be a that side fly. Nope. Oh, shit. It's on me. Yeah, get it. I see it Nick. Don't you still need flies for your penis fly? Yes I know I think it's dead. I got it. I think you got it is on the ground Nice job Kate

Sorry Jack, what do you Jack? Oh? Come take a seat yeah get over here. Okay. Does that in is that reflex? Yeah Blake are you doing man? What do you always like to point out woman's anatomy The thing between our legs oh god I know I told I told him this is crazy. I told him we shouldn't be doing The thing between our legs. Oh, god. I told him this is crazy. I told him we shouldn't be doing this.

You're getting some tonight. Telling your boys, hey, I'm going to get some. I don't know. Probably pussy? I don't know. Box? You ever say box? Oh, yeah. Yeah, getting some box. I don't know. Okay. Box? You ever say box? Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, do you say box? Yeah, getting some box. All right. Yeah, I guess that's it. All right, cool. Thanks, boy. Thanks, appreciate it, man. There's a word he's not telling us.

Yeah, he knows a word. It's like rich people drugs. There's something out there. He scanned the room and he's like, no, this is not right. I'm not busting it out for this crowd. No way. No way I'm letting in on my secret. Why do we have those diapers behind you, Keith?

So the other side is my Halloween surprise box that I made. Surprise box. Wait, what? So the box she has, she brought it in a box which she has diaper box. Trick or treat box that I was going to do. This side would have a trick. this side would have a treat and then I?

even have the little There was treats to this banana phone stand whoa this tiny pocket knife that has a small hammer on what? We just have those a Toilet this is a trick. Oh, that's funny. It's very funny. And then a sour candy and a Koosh ball. Oh break that Koosh ball out. But anyway I was like this is dumb. Here we go. I love Koosh balls. This is a good one too. Oh it has, does it have goop? A little bit. Did you know the inside of a lava lamp was wax no? Yeah? Mm-hmm feels just like my monkey We should throw it around the office Yeah

it's all I ever wanted was a Kushball man. Oh. You guys want to wet it, freeze it, and then hurl it at my ass? Oh you never asked. Oh you never asked. You don't really see regular old Kushballs anymore. No. I feel like they peaked with Rizio. Is that a pool staple or no no no no. No that's no. I'm thinking of the. They were just kind of there. What do you think the theUSH company's worth? So these are KUSH balls. I didn't think they had the Liquidy Center. Nor did I. I always thought it was a solid.

17 million. Damn. Yeah? Well, that's not the answer. You think we can buy KUSH, Dan? What's the number one thing we can do? We all chipped in together? What do you do?

You just throw it around? Yeah, they were made for stockings, pretty much.. Could be like a stress ball. I love that thing. Steel bound core. I introduced Koosh balls to my school. I was the first Koosh kid. No kidding. Holy shit. That's awesome. Yeah. I had a Koosh ball and a Squish ball. That was a Squish? I don't know what I called it. These went hand in hand, Koosh ball and remember the, it was like a screen you could put on your face and all the knees. Oh I loved that. Loved those.

Loved that. Yeah those were awesome. You should get a big one, a giant one. And walk in it, yeah, poon it. Yeah. This is a good ball. That's a really good ball. This is a good ass ball game.

Actually Matt I gave it up. But what's like functionally, what do you do with it? Nothing. You just squeeze it. Hold it at an ass. Yeah, throw it. It's not good to throw. No, it's OK to throw. It's a good ball.

Yeah, it's a good ball. It's something like a good ball. Yeah, it's a good feeling ball. Thank you. Yeah, of course. It's got cancer on it. Do inmates, like, top of the line inmates, do they get, like, balls yeah oh I did you see that it

went viral the other day a two guys playing NBA 2k in jail on like a I never understanding look like the best time ever like if you told me that I had to go to jail but I also got to play every video game not so bad if you have a cool roomie yeah just play NCAA football I bet you the food is bad. Yeah. He probably lose weight and the toilet slash shower situation. Probably not great. Yeah. Yeah. I think toilet is probably the worst part of it in this in the middle of the cell. Yeah. You're that or or it's a group community like it's is that still they do it. You're never going to be able to hide. Like if you got a shit You're just I think like the way movies depict it. Oh, is that how they do it still I think so

Hey, how was your military shit? It sucked it's okay sometimes in an ammo can really oh, that's just like a treasure box Yeah, whoa, what is that? How's he making? I'd be scared to do that and my dick be tiny. Yeah. Oh yeah, we need this. What's the person? How quickly if we bought this would we be tired of it? Immediately.

Half hour. So fast. If it was just like right at the front door, I think people would really like it. Would White Sox Dave stab his eye? Yes. He'd hurt himself. Definitely hurt himself. He'd keep his eyes wide open. It's a get lost in it. Yeah something right into it How is he not falling for that phishing scam yet? I don't think he knows how to get on Twitter because he follows the account that's scamming everyone

I went the main one I got the DM from the main one and I went I was like is this legit It was like followed by stool mincy. Wait is it it's a do though. It's because they took the dues account Oh, yeah, that's oh So okay, never mind. I meant missy is definitely actively the victim of like the longest running scam of all time something. Yeah Yes Kyle where the doggy tennis ball come from that's at your feet There's a pooch in the office today doggy tennis yeah it's right behind your right foot these are always wet yeah those are bad those are good looking balls and bad balls horrible to touch

those are not good balls are too hard like the dogs always like them up immediately oh they're poke a hole in them yeah these are all my way ash ball almost immediately Should we try to do another sport cool mother Roshan right I got the fact that we're both or out of oh Okay This is no way we got not all I mean if you think you can do it. There's no way we have it This is just the 2000 knock out Duke in North Carolina and Kansas. Kentucky.

Gonzaga. You're going to forget three. And obviously Ohio State, get all the Blue Bloods. Gonzaga. Wisconsin, you're going to want to get Wisconsin. Okay. He's right, do Ohio State, yeah. Oh, there's Ohio.

No, we can't get this, Mark. Virginia. I could not get this. I could get... Michigan State. 140, probably? But are like some of the most obscure teams So even the Gulf Coast oral Roberts Butler. Yeah No, no, this is to 2019 Wichita State VCU Oregon State

No Wichita State. Wait, Oregon State just no because it's 2019 to 2019 Auburn. George Mason. Baylor. Cornell. Davidson. Did Princeton do it in that time oh who uh Dan Lillard did he go after Lehigh didn't go did they yeah yeah no oh we got so many Kansas state no chance yeah big ones just no chance just got to get all the Oklahoma State Oklahoma have we said you can't state idea have we said Michigan have we said West Virginia all right go to the next one have we were dead today we would get it we could know we would not okay you go go I'm trying to go on look at that it's intimidating you just have to say every school it's a boring map let's

start what you have to say you see what will be boring UCLA, you know, you have to get VCU Richmond, Vermont. All right. This is boring. We're done. Yeah, this is boring. Syracuse. No, this is sick. Villanova. This would be snow. Oh, no. No, not a correct answer. Drexel. What are the big schools in Philly? Temple. Sal, Temple. Penn. South Carolina.

Nice, LaSalle. Have we said Duke? I think we said Duke. Say, throw Duke up there, too. Florida. Duke State. All right. Gonzaga.

WVU? Yeah. Alabama. Alabama. Miami. Auburn. Florida State. California schools. Stanford.

Stanford, maybe. Oregon did it. We are in Ohio. San Diego State. Arizona. Washington made it in 2010. 2010 guys aren't doing bad surely there's Mexico I called my year Oh Northern Iowa yes Baylor Northern Iowa in 2010 did Vermont who else was 2010 Tennessee we tried for Tennessee for

sure yeah What about like the Arkansas and Siena's or that those types of didn't make it? Did you do Butler? Yeah, we did Butler, Texas Princeton Texas Tech Creighton oh yeah Creighton oh yeah Marquette do we do Virginia how am I gonna go yola Drake do Kesney no yola pain pit yeah almost certainly yeah you con we already Duke oh What about a NC State? Try Drake Try Wake Forest

To Paul oh to Paul all definitely not Georgetown Do W view Florida Gulf Coast Already got him yeah Murray State now we're why we're doing this we shouldn't do this Cincinnati Cincinnati we gotta keep going right let's quit I don't know what you Cincinnati. Yeah, we should just quit Baylor That's What's the one give up and let's see which one we never would have gotten if Austin make one What's the one we never would have gotten? I don't know if it was second rounder because there's definitely one We never would have gotten no matter what

Yeah, yeah, or no, I know definitely well Sal. I'm sorry Vanderbilt. I don't think they did it no Arkansas I already got him okay any schools in Missouri, Missouri Have we said Duke who was that Florida team that was alley-ooping a bunch Alley-ooping a bunch Indiana Purdue It's over oh my god, we're 17 away, Oklahoma, oh miss Alright, did any of the Georgia? No, Georgia Tech

No Boston Clemson do it Boston College What's other Boston? Did Georgia? Georgia State God We're getting close. It's gonna be heartbreak. This is gonna be heartbreak. You know what max schools did Akron do it did Ball State Bowling Green? No, Ohio did you try to you? Bowling green and he's a Mary's a Dayton st. Mary's st. Mary's maybe

nice, oh fuck Did like you see any of the UC teams like Irvine or no, I don't think so Cal fucking Loyola Oregon we get Loyola Houston Oregon Houston's up there. Okay. Oh Eleven away, I don't think Minnesota's not happening. Fuck. Well now it's it's is it. Oh shit. It's not alphabetical either. It's. New Mexico. Any Northwest stuff?

No. OK. You are a show. You are a Utah made one. You are a visa government. Yeah. No, it's not terrible. That goddamn German. Oh, Nick. God damn it. Jeremy. Oh. Okay. Mm.

Do we do? NYU? They're up there. Where was that? Jersey City School. No, St. Peter's. That's just a couple years ago. Fuck!

I can't believe we got so early. Liberty? Oh, Liberty. No, Tribe Minnesota. Fuck. Liberty, Liberty. Oh, what's that Texas Christian School? Texas Christian. Texas Christian school

Baylor Iowa did we get Iowa LSU? Yeah, we tried Iowa Iowa State Nine all right Are we missing like any big conference teams probably yeah Sure, we are gonna be yeah, Maryland seven or Illinois NC State What's yes Baltimore, oh my god we have Illinois up there no no they didn't get there uh Five seconds oh No they didn't get there. Fuck fuck fuck. Five left, 20 seconds.

Georgetown. We got Georgetown. Providence. We already got Georgetown. What's that Baltimore school with the dogs? George Mason? No that was earlier. That was two years earlier.

It's over. Providence. Providence? Alright what did we miss? Virginia Tech? I said West Virginia with Ted! Oh my god! That's bullshit!

How many West Virginians did it? It was just one I needed to be a random name I typed WVU five or six times The fact that it wasn't a random name kills me We could have done that.

You guys easily could have done that. I think we did do it. Did anybody say Virginia Tech? I do have. Sure. Oh! Fuck. Oh my god.

This is, that was, that ruined my day. Pick another decade, let's do a final. You gotta keep going TJ, I can't, we can't. I mean that was as frustrating as frustrating gets. Movie Twist? Can you name the movie from a quote either about it, Twist or which reveals a twist? Yeah, I think we probably maybe can.

Dear Warden, you were right, Shawshank. Yeah. That's Soylent Green. At Star Wars. Yep. Brother or twin, you were found the whole time. That is the prestige. The prestige.

You know I can't give you the keys, right, babe? Don't know it. Uh. Dude, where's my car? Get out? No. What are you? Ooh, ass can.

Popping. What'd you drop? All right, skip. Why don't you just wear him on your hand? You don't want the truth. You make up your own truth. Is that a few good men? That's not there.

I don't know half of these movies. Yeah, I don't know these. Maybe shut her up. I could do the movies. All right, let's keep going. Skip. Can we zoom in? I'm not good at this and therefore not interested.

Why, Malcolm? Why did you leave me? Drop Malcolm's wedding ring. Who's Malcolm? skip we zoom in I'm not good at this and therefore not interested why Malcolm why did you leave me drop Malcolm's wedding ring who's Malcolm I don't know we can get it next that's American Psycho or quite you can't get this go to to the next. Yeah. There's no way. No. Can you name? Maybe. Yeah.

Underdog candidate or roar? A little word. Wait. Oh no. What? That's two words. Underdog candidate or Katy Perry song? Can we zoom in like it's never been done before?

Like ultra zoom. There we go. Rule. I don with Kyle. There we go. Ha ha ha. Rule. I don't understand this. Underdog candidate. Is four letter word? Yeah.

No, it's not. It's something. Go see the topic. No, I'm not going to get this. Name the thing's consisting of one four letter word followed by one five letter word. What is that? OK, yeah.

Two word phrase. Four word. Oh, never mind. What? And Snow White is in a couple? Oh, would Dark Horse be the Katie Pippin? Yes. Okay, yeah two word phrase for oh never what and snow white isn't a yeah, oh Would dark horse be yes, okay, so it's one There we go, okay bear shape bald eagle containing the Big Dipper Good grief Ursa Major

Bugs Bunny. Soda Potten. Suez Canal. Full House. Pink Floyd. Non-alcoholic carbonated beverage. Soft drink. Will Smith. Oh, it's so full alma mater yelling out yeah, I know Holy crap sour cream coup de tat Just president not on a coup de tat coup de tat blue whale high chair John Adams Jeff Bezos

Guys we're gonna Mike Tyson Guys, we're gonna- Mike Tyson. I think we're gonna- Bell Curve. Toy with springs and foot rests. Pogo Stick. Yes. John Deere. Oh, we're good, guys.

Episodic series dealing with interpersonal- Kyle, we need you for this. West African island country- Zoom crazy, that's Cabo Verde no no no no zoom crazy is what he's asking you to do vice versa over day Cabo Verde or Cape Verde maybe zoom a little bit maybe we find your glasses gotta be happy you gotta find your glasses Emma Stone vice versa literally food court yeah Jack Frost oh we got it that's it bang oh yeah we need your glasses Kyle stuff just let me know if it's a geography, okay There's glasses over here, but these are probably mine. I'll try

Those are mine. How do you know probably your? Give me the Koosh ball. I do have like this over there. Oh Ball you can get it yourself now. It's too far. It's just it's too. Oh we got this That's Ernie Ernie and Bert and Oscar and wormy Why wrm why I think oh he has a name oh No, so that's not wormy We're fucked we don't know the worm. No. We don't know the worm. Well. I don't know the girl either Who's a girl don't know the girl? No Rover?

We're fucked. Yeah. No TJ type snuffle uppercase I'll just I'll be back in an hour We're fucked snuff. I don't know the bottom right stuffy. There's a there's a P in there count chalk. Oh, we that is Zoe Elmo The count Guys were Elmo. The Count. Guys, we're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. Go to the next one.

Over. Oh, look at all those fucking. No. No. That's this guy. Don't you have a shirt with all these things on it? Yes, that's what we need. So how do you not know the worm?

I don't know the worm. You have a puppet. The straight up duck. Oh, rubber duckie. Rubber duckie. Wait, what's the worm's name? Yip yip yip yip yip yip. Slimy. Slimy. Wait, his name's Aloysius Snuffleupagus? Oh rubber ducky wait what's the worms name? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Slimey

Wait, his name's ala wishers snuffle uppagus Spell it teach Wait, who's the bald count? The amazing Mumford Wait, it's grunge it does Oscar have a girlfriend Grunge yet a grungeta? Who's Harry Monster? That's Harry Monster. Of course.

They just gave up on the names for Harry Monster. Baby bear's bigger than mama and papa bear. It's the joke. Ha, it is. Nope. Nope. No, no, no, no, no. Why don't you give the quiz a coup d'... Yeah. No. Yeah. How?

It's gonna say their names or have to say what country. Andy Murray. Andy Murray. British. England. Next, next, next. Italy. Russia. Third one. Oh. Oh, fuck. Okay, it's over. Oh

Okay, it's over all right we had that one Secret country zero out of 197. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this no it you only need to get it once so Okay, you mean oh, I know you type in country in this. Yeah, so yeah play play it It's not gonna be 100 try Chad I Got it That's far try it Haiti What's oh the colors what color is it I? Can't see India oh

Okay, so it's closed Africa, Japan. No. Oh, I saw it. Oh red the New Zealand South Africa hey, I get it. I don't get this yeah, New Zealand So we got one yeah, okay, that was a fun one What are the odds it was Chad? Yeah, we do this these are men in the rain. Yeah, just name the actor okay. We're gonna have to zoom I can't Jack Nicholson, that's what we're far left. No. No, that's Getting this Leslie what that's Kelsey Grandma's second one. That's Leo that's pretty high all cage Bruce Willis Willis

Hemsworth you and McGregor everybody calm down could Shane Malik There's got to be a Channing Tatum in there somewhere Jake got to be a Ryan Kutcher somewhere somewhere. Got to be a Ryan Cotcher. Or somewhere. Hold on TJ, Jilen Hall TJ. Oh no. Oh no. M&M?

Oh no. AAL? 2 A's in. TJ's running out of gas. His spelling gets pretty worse. We're not getting this. No. No.

We're fucked. Back to Yakin for a few few. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Come back we do finish with what we do finish it. We'll finish Bogart What does Che have is? Other is pumpkin spice over Robin's a Ghost of Thanksgiving. What is the best setting to sit by a fire in a lake? You know, it's that's what that's a good place for a fireplace, I think. Are board games more of a winter or summer activity?

They are neither. Yeah, I would lean... Winter? Whenever, right? I always play during Christmas break. It's a winter sport. Yeah. Did you see Che ranking his kids Halloween candies?

No. I saw it existed, I didn't watch it. I don't see any of his tweets Halloween candies? No. No. He never gets a number one. I saw it existed. I didn't watch it. I don't see any of his tweets for some reason. That's interesting. There's a few people around here. I just don't catch any. That's weird.

Even when they tweet at me, I don't see it. He's apparently very active, but I just don't ever. Oh, what number is he at, by the way? Wasn't my thing Halloween? Oh, yeah. Did he get it? Isn't my thing Halloween? Oh yeah. Did he get it?

I don't know. He was like at 41 last time I checked. Damn. I'm feeling good about mine then. Bucks By Week, November 17th. Oh, he's gonna get a lot done. Skittles Shriekers. Skittles Shriekers.

Number 10, Skittles Shriekers. Okay. Those are just Skittles, right? Those are Shriekers. No, they're Shriekers number pleaded number Ted skittles shriekers. Okay, those are just skittles No, they're shriekers. What makes them shriekers says says right there. Oh fuck. Okay. Yeah number nine Okay What yeah, this is when you eight this is when he gets you this is this is already known void What how do you have doing what is he doing jolly rancher big one? Not even here, and he's oh Snickers

This is gonna piss me off Milky Way, that's fine Why are we letting this happen? This is gonna piss me off. Milky Way, that's fine. Milky Way is a five. I know, we're stuck with three. Other finger's five. I love my finger. Good four.

Twix is fine. Fine, fine, fine. Get it. Left Twix? Skittles! Skittles! But Shrieker's ten. What's one? You're gonna be pissed. What?

I agree with that. No way. That is not a one. It's a good candy bar, but it's not one over some of the other if he had switched jolly ranchers and a hundred grand error No fuck is the jolly ranchers stick? That's a trash candy You're right Titus he knew he wasn't gonna be here and he just Hit a grenade oh Oh oh oh oh oh. We can't we can't. No no no no no no no no no no no

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. It's gonna cause too many fights. Can't do it. I just took like a handful of my kids candy just for the car ride here today. They'll never know. To eat? Yeah. Do you eat candy outside of the holiday season? Yeah.

Like go to the store and buy a candy bar? It dawned on me, like as I was making my way through, like I bought the candy a few days ago in the last couple days leading up to Halloween I would like pick at it, you know as you're Walking by and I realized I don't really eat candy. That's a sweet. I eat desserts or whatever But I don't like I would never buy like a that's a kid's thing Yeah, I I would not eat candy normal edges eat like ice cream like you're saying but now yeah That's because treats are better than candy. Yeah. Yeah any road trip

I do I'll get like a king-size Twix or like I definitely do candy when I'm Twizzlers like twizzlers in the car Twizzlers a good this was a good put them in your mouth theater. Yeah, and you look you look cool driving Yeah, movie theaters red vines typically aren't they I don't like red vines. What's the difference between that twizz? I know the packaging they're mortal enemies, but I don't like red vines. What's the difference between that and Twizz? I know the packaging. They're mortal enemies. But they like the same. They might be the exact same. Yeah. They're mortal enemies?

I don't think they like each other. You see Max had another ass crack incident? No. Boy, I did see it. What happened? His ass crack came out Like a window he pointed it right at the camera Like a window what happened he pointed it right at the camera to He pivoted to make sure the camera picked it up if you would have just

Getting taller it's like a tree and its rings that you could tell his age. He's got a coin slot there Diamond there by 50 he's going to be complete he's going to be a fully like last yeah he's all ass crap oh no here you go show us it'll pop out it'll eventually go up behind his head and up like yeah make yourself comfortable miles back. Can you get like plastic surgery to get your crack filled in. Like you can get like a cock in there. Cock in his ass.

Yeah just put some cock in there Max. He needs cock in his ass. Lather it with concrete. He's sitting like a little child. What's Blutman laughing at? His ass crack I think. Fasoli's still doing the... Fasoli told me when I said that I had blood in my ear he's like yeah that happens to me every time I take a piss somewhere. Somewhere? Or like at the doctors. And I was like what do you mean? He's like yeah every time I've ever taken a piss for the doctor there's been

blood. like what? Microscopic I don't know like when he and there's like okay. I feel me He's got like a headache, so he goes and sees the doctor and I have no idea blood No didn't make me feel better at all. Yeah, no what he goes for a headache. They don't take his pants off At all Did not make me feel better And all We're just letting bloodman do the glasses thing it pisses me off a little yeah He does have to have but he's like it was a sort of as soon as he signed his new contract He came in with like red tinted glasses We're really tickling them here.

They're actually watching Big Bang Theory. Is that what it is? We're tickling them silly. I don't know how I feel about that. I don't know. So you guys that. Hmm. I don't know. So you guys excited for the big party tonight? The huge party that everybody will be at? What's that?

That's cool. Someone gonna get crazy? There will be rumors. There will be rumors that spread. I'll find out about it like six months from now. Oh yeah, we all knew. I wonder what's gonna happen this year. What was last year? Oh, yeah, we all knew What's gonna happen this year what was last year

How did you go over Nick's house at pass out no, I never was it was never a chance you only got five visitors Yeah, you didn't know that when I accidentally I was gonna try to come visit But it was too far for my kids to walk. I understand, I understand. Kyle, what ever happened with the flood? Ooh, good question. I don't know, on my end I'm good, but on the with T or the other people. Big T murder that guy.

Is Bidet Guy still there? I don't know, as far as I know he is. What ever happened to the terrorist situation? Still don't know. It's not even in the news. Every time I Google it, nothing. Which seems like a news worthy thing. Terrorism.

A hostage situation. I don't know. I don't know. Should we? We could probably get ten in a row. Why not? I think so. What sparked you to get a haircut, Titus?

Um, that's a good question. I don't know. You just wake up one day and you're sick of the shit. It's a day of decision? It's just a day of. I just want to chop it all off. When's the last time you had it short? It's been like four or five years now. Yeah.

Are you just going to let it grow now? Do you think that? Yeah, I'm just going to let it grow back. Oh, yeah? And then I'll just, yeah. Because one day, it's just like, it's never going to be long again. I like changing my look up far too often.

You seem like you don't have an awkward phase either. I do. I'll cut the hair, and then I'll do a mustache for a while, grow the beard out. I don't know. I just get bored. It's fun, yeah a mustache for a while grow the beard out. I don't know just get on yeah That's my idea of a good time. What look do we see last week? What what look do we see last week on mostly where it was you and the PMT guys was a full

I had like a beer. Yeah, huge beard almost down to my nipples. What I had like yeah, it was pretty Ryan Fitzpatrick beard Did you like it? I don't know Thanks gonna be here this was just something to do. Yeah. Yeah, he's coming for the stream. I think I'm doing a tank walks All right, yeah When I was in New York worst time for me to ever be there by the way I talked to tank and we were he brought up the Dozen and we lost in the first round of the Dozen tournament last year, sorry if I spoiled. It took him this long, he blames Mikey Betts now.

Oh. How did that come about? He was just talking about how there's too many Dozen episodes and we get tired by the tournament. Ah, load management. Yeah. But he was just like, was so like tired and run down like it I didn't even think like Mikey Betts is a huge movie guy. We should have asked him over. Ah Oh, that's right Ken. Jack got along and I was like, oh so Mikey Betts should have spoken up, right? He's like, yeah, I guess he should

So it's Betts' fault. Betts' fault. Wanna do the high noon ad? Yeah. And pass me that Kush ball? Ah, fuck. Yeah. Time to load up on the ice

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High Noon, highnoonspirits.com. You almost had it, almost went off script for the whole thing. I forgot, I forgot, forgot black cherry most people do no No, they shouldn't my favorite. Okay All right, let's get four in a row and then we can end it. Okay, it's Friday afternoon Long week. Mm-hmm long week big party coming up For some of us. Yeah, almost all of us. Okay big movie night alone with the kids Almost all of us. Kate.

Big movie night alone with the kids. Past travel with the pup punk. I need a good movie to watch tonight. I could have got a sitter. I think I'm going to Great Wolf. Human being. You're going to Great Wolf Lodge? Oh, hell yes.

Do you go down the slides? I won't today, but I do sometimes. Are you going to go under the bucket? Nah. Come on. I'll just sit in the corner and wait. You don't wear a shirt in the pool, do you? Uh, no.

Full bikini. I'm fine. Are you too long for the lazy river? No. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm the pool do you oh no I'm full bikini I'm fine are you too long for the lazy river no I can handle the house length

involved I get sucked into the filter all the time. No, I'm in saw, obviously. Creates a dam in the lazy river. This is in seytal, that's all. No, I never try the lazy river. How long are you? I'm long. I don't know. Six-ish? Yeah, sure. I'm long. I don't know six six ish. Yeah sure. I'm 78 inches

All right 77 inches which one is it think 77 We're doing four more than we're we're gonna do no no no Start with one we can hit um We should be Humble humble I'm just gonna say the answers after Brandon says Hannah Great song yellow Freaky Afraid

Bro broken probably makes sense well yeah it is Afraid. Broken. Broken probably. Makes sense. Yeah it is. Summer. Stereo. Patamuji. Still? No, coming. Okay. Don't know. Oh it's um. Is it Castle?

No. Skip. Havana. Thrift. Poetic. Beauty. Better? Pumped. Royals.

Lonely. Little. Royals. Lonely. Little. Uh, Domino. Domino. Church. Oh, that could have been a different one. Rumor.

Castle. Rather. Look at that. All right. All right. Good start. Good start. One.

Give us a Good one next oh uh Reach part speech can you click on the five examples of in each category gotta do it now adjective? No, oh, I don't know describes. Okay, so cumbersome Yeah, gigantic. Yeah, is that right is yeah impudence and Pecuni us Yeah, yeah impudent Is... uh... Impudent? Um... Uh... Prodigious?

Impudent. Fluently? No. Prodigious? Yeah. It's a-ly. Deliberately. Fluently. Bicariously. Uh... They got some y's there, they're gonna trick you. Fluently. Fluently. Vicariously.

They got some Y's there that are going to trick you. Shit. Don't get tricked. We could skip to the next. Skip. Conjunction. And. Right? Yeah.

Nor? With? Is nor? I don't know. I don't know. I think nor is. I think know. I think nor is. I think with. I think with is.

Into? No! Ohhhhh! With is the preposition. Fuck. We're not the smartest group. No. Oh, okay.

Can you fill in the blanks? These are circled back to the 2000s. Yes. Space. International space? Space, yeah. Easy. Bush. Gotta be. what an international space yeah easy bush gotta be Wikipedia what the fuck is

this world damn all right sorry very very good one Sorry, let's take this win. Yeah, this is easy. Idol, American Idol. Subwar in Iraq. And who wins the? FIFA? Rugby. Facebook. Tsunami. How many are left?

Let's all take one. Danny, you start. You know this. You got this. What is this? Did y'all think it said Stephen Che? Kind of did it first. Steve Chin, Chad Hurley, and Joed Kareem

found the video sharing site. Oh. What's a video sharing site Danny? YouTube. There we go. Oh good job Danny. Thank you. Took long enough. No oh yeah. Katrina. This is kind of depressing. Yeah. Yeah, geez Pluto there you go What Sam Hussain Good answer no H. You hate you answer Dan. Thank you good job nailed that was a tough one Kyle Dean Gordon blank becomes the Prime Minister of the UK so it's not gecko. It's not Ramsey. It's not Bombay John cock Is it John cock Gordon John cock

Hand up if you know it nope go ahead saw Gordon Brown That's iPhone. Nice. Come on. Smart. Michael Phelps? Don't guess that. Don't guess that.

Barack Blank. I'm going to go with Obama. You gotta. Oscars? Yeah. One more. Michael Johncock. John.

John. That one in a row. That's one in a row. That's one in a row. That's so long. It's a good win. It's an easy win. Eating up.

Oh, we got this. All right. All right. Oh, we see him too. Chad Pennington. Yeah, we got this. We got this. All right, all right, all right. Oh, we see them too. Chad Pennington. Yeah, this is easy. Michael Vick. Carr.

Palmer. Manning. Smith. Young. Finish it. Russell. Yeah, this is. Ryan Stafford.

Nice. That's. Okay. Good, very good. Got a kill streak. Let's go. Oh, that's a kill streak. Oh, that's a kill streak. That's a kill streak. That'sord. Nice. That's okay. Good. Good. Got a kill streak. Let's go. Oh, Brandon. Oh,

we got a ringer. Yes. Oh, no. Wait. Oh, it's only a minute and a half, Brandon. Yeah. Can you collect correct? Pick the correct pair of initials to complete the names. So, it's all initials and if I okay I got this Brandon all right no pressure all right I'm just gonna start with the Jay JL KK KK right DB J H don't go to business for yourself he's in business for himself, guy. R. F. J. KASM SR BH AS JM CJ RO RR RS BS TM SA R-R-S-B-S-T-M-S-A.

Yes! There we go, Brandon. What a nice ho. So we're at what? Rushed it. Three in a row. Three in a row. Who played me in the film?

Can you select the actor? Oh no. Don't get disturbed. Everybody, confidence. Yeah, we got five minutes. Yeah, we have five minutes. Five minutes. Oh no.

I'm out of confidence. Kate, your body language is a bit. Blocked. Yeah. Okay. Pick up your spine. All right. Tonya Harding. It was Barbara Robbie, right? Oh, no, Kate my body language is a box. Yeah Okay, all right, all right, Tonya Harding. I was a Robbie. Yes That's top right and meal Hirsch It's no it's area top right, right? I would guess top left. No, that's the woman in Wicked.

It's top right? Go to the next. Next. Albert Einstein was played by? Oh. Skip. Fuck. Skip.

What is this? What are we looking at? Is that Aaron Brockovich? I doubt it. Is it? it is it makes sense top. Yeah, that does make sense Okay That's an astronaut Still earn heart. No. It's a that's a racer Norton Olympians here. Oh, that's uh that's a Taron edgerton top right Come on guys.

Don Cheadle. Chiedle. Hotele Wanda. That's fucking... Is that the astronaut movie? That's the astronaut movie, so that would be top right. Gabrielle Union is... Top right. Johnny Depp.

Yeah. What, is that a present wife? No. Yeah, it's Mamie Eisenhower. Eisenhower, who played Mamie? All these women are too symmetrical. I'm gonna say bottom middle just cause she looks the most like it.

No, she doesn't look like it. Remember, she's hideous. Who's the ugliest in the three? Top left is ugliest. Ugliest top left. That's math. Fuck! Why weren't you more confident, Kate? That's fucking...

That's fuck. That's a fat guy in the top right. You guys gotta be better. We have to be better. right It's We have to be better top right yeah That's not a guy never been a guy that's the guy doesn't exist top right That as a statue that's definitely which one of these man played a statue. That's definitely bottom middle. Which one of these men played a statue? It's top right or top left? Top left.

Top left. Top left. Good. That's top. That's bottom middle. That's bottom middle for sure. Yeah. All right, let's take one more shot.

Come on. I did my part. You did your part. Well, it's a team game, though, so. I did my part. Right. Kate? What's a team game though so my part? Kate's the one that had the right answer didn't say it loud enough. Mm-hmm. That's on me. It's on me. I'm sorry guys Damn it We're gonna get six. I think right here. You think so. Yeah. All right, let's use the rest the office, too Let's use let's get get set go out Google. Yeah, I don't know who we pick in there

Yeah, this is not it's not really a murderer's row. Damn it. It's pretty tough Look, what's it? Is my sister dead? What does she quigs and an Evo? Oh He's really a lot man. I think All right, that's who we can show up man only knows three things. I have a breadth of knowledge Why is he doing that to your sister of the thing? I don't that's no. What is malice like doing? He's exposing himself. Holy shit Jack McCarthy's fucking useless There's nobody in there, I would trust with anything not a one hey, maybe Ebo no Who are the two at the top I'm Tinkle right cool wait is Ebo I can't even tell it see the little tiny guy to the left of the little baby one the menace little thing yeah okay

he's that spec on that middle okay don't recognize Matt without the hair. It's hard to tell. I think we got it. We could just roast these guys. Their combined knowledge. Alright, from left to right. Cocaine, gay, slut, age is cool. Fat, tiny, stupid as fuck, hard to look at. Okay. Alright. You know, mama's not gonna like that oh shit

Oh We got no we don't we don't know the Mexican ones all Mexico's hard Costa Rica fuck that oh yeah, no we're fucked. That's all no Okay, what did you do that I? Double tap W by accident. Oh hell yeah teach there we go. That's east Or is it no? Like that that's east no no that's west east west Yeah, west all right. It's already over all right now. We're gonna get six in a row you feel it

You feel six in a row next though. Yeah, we're gonna get it right now. We're gonna get six in a row you feel it You feel six in a row next still yeah, we're gonna get it right now Starting now fuck no no Jesus Christ I didn't know there were that many Easter words Jesus Christ next one next one Next one. Next one. No. Yeah, we can do it. Yeah, yeah.

Can you pick the 30 given logos? In 60 seconds. Oh my god. No, we can. Yeah, we can. Are you kidding? Cadillac. Cadillac.

It's a Cadillac one. Nissan. Nissan is Nissan. Yes. Lambo. Lambo. Rambo. Rambo.

Honda. H. Ferrari. The Ferrari logo the Volvo the Volvo yeah Aston Martin yeah, Porsche Porsche Infinity is infinity It's the fucking diamond one on the Subaru BW obviously Lexus is obvious. She obvious yeah obvious You obviously like obvious obvious So obvious TJ the answers were up right there?

He was speaking for you You don't know Saturn It's the Saturn one That's my bad guys okay No, yeah, that's easy. There's no so many movie clicks darkness The good wait no doctor the warm doctor the warm doctor It's me the warm doctor Your reputation for so warm doctor no, why did you say yes to this? Yeah, yeah, that's easy easy

George W. Bush. This is hard. I don't know how to how to match these wait yeah how do you how do you go about this oh we have a drag and drop drag bush up to the top track what whoa cool I see oh okay cool William Henry Harrison don't get John Quincy and bring it to the top. Benjamin Harrison. And John. John Quincy to the top. Franklin D to the bottom. We need other John Adams. Yeah. That's it. Boom.

Good. Submit guess. What did he do wrong? Oh, it's an order? It's John Adams. John Quincy. I has to be an order. Oh They're both yeah, but put them in order. Oh Fuck whatever alphabetically for that's stupid You're all

That's stupid that's probably Kate's fault somehow. That's Yeah, if she wouldn't have left she could have explained it better to us You gotta read the all the check in on the beach instruction and cave before you play again See what position he's come to all Jake just left. Oh, he's yeah He probably broke his jeans his legs were so far apart Probably broke his jeans his legs were so far apart Precious It's like a little kitten

Movies can you name the movies that's Indiana Jones last last crusade uh Indiana Jones last crusades dice mark Said there you go That is a passed away. I believe me and Titus at the same time That one is back you check back to the future Home alone I'm alone alone for sure is terminator to that's terminator to cool i can't tell what that is dark is that the Joker yeah yeah it looks like it

Is that the Joker? Yeah, yeah, it looks like it. Nope. We gotta get one, and then after we get one, that will be our last run. What if we get one, and then we get to draft somebody from the room they come in? Canite, Canite, rises. No? No. Is it Joker, or is it just-

Nah, it might be- Jeez. That, uh- That might not be- What's that oil movie? There will be blood? Oh, blood yeah, yeah, yeah, I Drink the milkshake All right, we got to get one once we get one then let's it sky we weren't even close we weren't even close

Okay, we got three in a row you do what the fuck what no pass No starting from scratch again. What is it? I'm curious though. We got a man Snowman oh skull clown hat clown guitar What Apple a frog this is crazy so much fun fish Boat at school school TJ caught cat Apple piano tree

House bike oh My god come on teach seven seconds I don't understand what else we don't talk about all ball ball ball go down scroll down scroll down my fault dog there's a dog ball cat all my book all my ball puppy look kitten boy cat got it we got it we got it. We got it. Okay. We got it. God damn it TJ All right, we got one is our last run today last run cook the art is Brandon. Why don't you try typing? No, I just want to see how 90 seconds to click the things this isn't typing this is clicking red

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It's Ruth. Ruth. Ruth. The Book of Ruth. Car gear. Reverse. Reverse. Middle.

Reverse. That's a tough look. Raphael. Rwanda. Raptors. Raptors. Raptors.ors Raptors Republican middle hurry up

Rosalina Roosevelt hurry up Red rigatoni rigatoni look Raleigh Radish Wiler Cluedo weapon that is a rope rope hurry liquor rum God damn it Drag me pretty fucking badly. Radish. Radish.

Oh my god. That is so stupid. Radish. That's a, it's like an Indian name. Oh my god. I was pretty convinced. It was radish That's tough. Oh fuck. Oh my god. I'm stupid That's funny What would have the next one been? Just out of curiosity. Video game character death, yeah.

No. Got that one. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No. Don't start it. We'll start one more. Just get to the next one.

Last one, last one, last one. Last run, last one. Last one for real. Yes. All right, we got that. Yes. Oh, there we go. Brandon.

All right. Dwight Schrute. Dwight Schrute. Unlock. Oh, this is going to be hard, actually. That's the mom from Gilmore Girls. Lorelei. Hey, we. Oh on law lock. Oh, this is gonna be hard actually that's the mom from Gilmore girls Lorelei Lorelei Michael

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E! Just go to the next one. Like a guy's name, Jesse. E! Just go to the next one! TJ, TJ. Fuck! Why didn't it take that though? Alright, this is good, this is easy. Alright TJ, this is easy. TJ, for the love of God M logos without clicking yeah, all right be she Mitsubishi's and Michelin, Mazda

Microsoft Mercedes It's at the bottom right ones that red one looks like an M Taco Bell what about the second below Mitsubishi let's do let's go below Mitsubishi Yeah, huh Magento is that it that's the world wildlife. Let's do the purple comb. Yeah, I like the purple comb Yeah The fuck is that? What else was there what's next next we have to get one the last one we start that's it uh-huh okay but we have to

start with start on a make you start on the make and I swear to god that we have an empty chair in here who's a bo bo oh I don't know okay that's a bow? I can't Kilt yeah, that's a knight again. What? That's a key. That's a king. That's a king, that's a king, that's a key.

That's a kangaroo. Garoo. That's a kettle. That's just a guy. That's a, oh. That's a, that's a. Killmonger. All right, we got one!

Let's go! Ebo! Ebo! He could be in here now and we wouldn't know. Play the little tiny steps. Like SpongeBob walking in those boots. We need you. Evan. What do you think for what?

The show was on in there, asshole. Alright, we got this. We got this. Man. Who's Linda Cardellini? That is the, she is in Wet Hot American Summer. All right, Spider-Man. Pineapple. Pineapple Express. Spring Breakers.

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brah bro, you got Naked top gun oh yeah top naked Smoking smoking right no what's good job? Oh good job, you know let Evo cook Linda carnaline Tommy Who's Linda carnal? Hired hired good one Water squirt God gun we don't know this one like gun

Empty Shot oh my god get out of here go Came in here to say shot. You're so bad. Wet. Wet gun. Curious. Missing. American.

Last. Yes! Oh you're amazing. Alright, okay, alright, alright, alright. Here we go, here're amazing. All right. Okay. All right. All right.

Here we go. Here we go. Evo. Evo. Evo, we need you. All right. This is for three. All right.

Here we go. It's one minute for seven. All right. So wait on the map. Where is no, no, but Texas. I think I got everything. All right. All right. We got Kyle too. All right. Oh, no, this is gonna be easy. This is gonna be easy. This is insanely easy. We're fine. All right. Go. Here we go.

Houston. There we go. This is easy. Dallas. Dallas. Dallas. San Antonio. Dallas. Houston. That was tough. Houston good job Evo That's what is that what are you for? No, we can do this this is F We could try we have to know the name of the good try I'm assuming there's no way Who's the one guy with one arm from Def Leppard? You would know I get it get a music person here barker Travis Barker Kate Matthews band is No, I know Fleetwood

We don't know split smashing pumpkins ring John Bonham No Tommy Lee John Bonham the oh, we don't know this growl growl Fucking Trey Cool. Chad Smith. Neil Peart. Yeah, we're done. We're done.

We're done. This is an impasse. Neil Peart. Who was that? Do you not know how to spell it? No. And it might not be that P-E-A-R-T. He's Rush, right?

Yeah. Bang. Don Henley Who's Genesis's drummer? They were like a super Collins Collins Right yeah Dave Matthews band is Carter Beauford uh Nick Queen's drummer. I don't be a you Come on the queen wow Nick don't be coy come on. I don't know

I know Queens drummer We're fucked all right Alright Rick H Van Halen does anyone know drummers The who is that Keith moon Yeah, let's get this one with Google with Google Should we just start? I'm gonna in a row guys names. How many are we in a row where this will be for?

All right, just type in my deaf leopard somebody do is drummer That drummer we're gonna just we got enough. We got enough cheating. Yeah, we're cheating. This is not cheating We said we're gonna use cook Wilson Google's made to cheat where he said we're gonna use... Cook! Wilson! Google has made a cheat. Where he said we're gonna use... I don't wanna cheat. Copeland! Nah, we're not gonna be satisfied if we cheat. Fine, we won't. And we got no...

Nobody here knows... No, yeah, I'm supposed to be cheating. Oh, he already gave up. He already gave up. Spin the wheel. I cheated already. Yeah, we spin the wheel. We lost. We lost.

We lost. Friday, fucking losers. We're not even gonna go to this party tonight. All we do is lose. Party's canceled, Donnie. Yeah, I'm not going. Things were good till Evo came in man, thanks, you know yeah, you're welcome guys Radish are you coming to the Halloween party in November?

My god He's not going no He's here does it have to be tonight. It has to be today. Yeah He is here. Yeah, yeah office wheel. We have to do it. Oh my god. He would literally have to go So it's gotta be what is the office wheel and then there's and then there's and then they have to invite people let's spin Five people from the office wheel and then do an eliminator of those five oh My god this sucks man. That's the worst this is welcome That's his voice

The cave just heard it Catastrophe oh, no, then we spin a little yeah Fuck I'd rather get wet and towel. Yeah, I would rather get Ted towel up naked and wet Do they have to go tonight or is it will they get a certain amount of time? Yeah, what if they say no around time is a Friday a certain amount of time because it's a Friday night too. Yeah. They have to go in the next seven days? They have to go Monday.

Or right now. Yeah. Or just a dinner meal right now. If I lose I'm just going to take them out to dinner right now. Yeah. I'm going to take them to the party and have Chef Donnie make us dinner. It counts, but you'd have to take them to the party. Yeah.

I'll leave right after. Oh my god! It's Danny Lincoln! Counts, but you have to come to the party. I'll leave right after The guy's had the most stakes with Damn near He's gonna be number one at this rate. Oh, he's gonna be number one at this rate he's gonna be the most stakes Ah! Woo! Ah! Ah! Woo! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Fuck! Oh, that sucks so bad. It's actually tragic. Tragic. Where is he? Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Come on, don't, don't. Come on, don't, don't. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Enter Luma. Oh. Oh. Oh This wrong where are you what a rat pack all right someone We're gonna find out who it was what's what's McCarthy have on his phone Wait, I got white socks. They're like cheering is that they didn't get elected for the Hunger Games What does it say? Let us play ball? Oh, they want to play pickup. Oh, I Dave we're gonna find out You got to go to dinner with someone. I mean they you can do it. You got to do it in the next like three days Yeah, we're good. All right. Okay. All right. All right. Bye. Oh no. Two more. It's five and then we will. It's an eliminator. Okay. Wait, is he going to dinner with two or one? Two, right? Is it one? One on one. One on

one. Okay. People say this is an easy job. Yeah, this is the hardest job in the world. Gino! Wait, what is it? G, yep, all right. Gino's gonna make a highlight video from this dinner. He would fuckin' love it. One more? Is that four or five that's four

All right, that's our four right that's big cat Lucas II Lance Lance Luke Bloodman There wasn't one more so let you know land you did All right, so elimination on here. Fucking A, man. We're gonna go get food right now. Yeah. We're gonna go pick him up. We're gonna get food right now. That sucks. Strictly a business transaction. No conversation. Please don't talk. No, I'll have fun. I actually would have fun.

Nothing better than a Friday afternoon dinner with White Sox today. I hate to say this, but wouldn't that technically be lunch? But it depends if you have a dinner meal. All right. You can't have a lunch. You can't have a PLT. I'll take him out to dinner tonight.

Fuck it. Love this vibe together. Come come on to me right Lucas I think it's gonna be me it's so the other three would really want to I think yeah Lance is cheering for this as if it's like a wheel of fortune We're big cat cuz you are paying for it regardless, I know That's a perfect final three that's a perfect final three. Yes. Oh, yes Yes Yes! Oh! Yes! Yes! It's Danny Lantz. Oh, Danny Lantz is gonna be great. David Lantz, you're just gonna start dating. All right, so best out of seven.

Someone gets swept, they have to pee their pants while they have to piss at dinner. At dinner, yeah. That's one for Lantz. So whoever loses. Yeah. There's one for Lance. So whoever loses. Yeah.

Does Dave pick the restaurant? It's two for Lance. Oh no. Dave and Luke Wattman. I don't think they've ever spoken a word to one another. No chance. Okay One If it's Luke Pub and I kind of want this to be black tie. Is it 3 232? Got a game.

This Luke Blutman, Luke Blutman, Luke motherfucking Blutman Luke motherfucking Blutman Go to dinner with white socks day all right. I love it All right, see everyone see everyone Monday. Have a great weekend It's the Yak! Get your straws yak style and stay for a while It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yes, time to talk shop to do a Yankee swap It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Hey, have a good weekend everybody.

Stay safe out there. Love you. Happy birthday, mom. Love you, mom. Oh, shit. Happy birthday, mama TJ. See you Monday. Love you guys.

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