The Yak - Are You Smarter Than An Intern? | The Yak 5-29-25

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

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Rowback comm promo code yak hey everyone What's up? Hey, man? It's intern day. Yeah, it is. It's a really loud day in the office. Yeah, well There's electrical work going on for the ice cream machine that we have to rewire the entire office conduit Just do a little conduit. That all was a jackhammer fash yeah it's costing a lot of money there they're doing some major role like they're like excavating mm-hmm they're up on ladders before down the wall I think it's called being pot committed this as much as you thought it was gonna be this alone but they're doing the kitchen right now I mean this is already like Listen if we get cream on Wednesday all will be forgiven, but as of right now the cream team has is

Struggling the stock is low Because I bought the ice cream machine, and then I was told it's gonna cost more money, and it's like shit mm-hmm Zach might have to go back down to one burger one fry yeah yeah but uh we'll get through it yeah cream Wednesday cream Wednesday Wednesday cuz if not it's like 88 degrees I know what do we do yeah I know a little hump day cream I won't be here Wednesday what cream Wednesday you gotta be here for no I won't be here Wednesday. What? Cream Wednesday. You gotta be here for the No, I won't be here. I I said that's that's closing day on Mama's house. More cream for us. Oh man, she loves cream. She loves she would love cream Wednesday. Yeah. Bring her here. Can I not just. Can she come here? Yeah. Listen, if the ice cream machine isn't set up, we could still get her cream. Yeah, straight from the old-fashioned way

Just a little conduit. That's all it is. That's all it is just a tiny bit of conduit scotia conduit Running into the kitchen, I think I got a question for you guys, and I do want to we're gonna talk about mr Jerry and I want I want Jerry to come in here and explain it But I was thinking about this last night like I've been thinking about getting the ice cream machine for a long time I've been talking about a long time what once we cream what's next what is next yeah it's always a next well you're the green was your thing so do you just want to take it a step further and think of the next thing oh I'm

saying but I'm also crowd sourcing like what could be another thing that I think it's the Yug station Yug station Already gone that that's gonna happen Slide Gotta be slide fireman's pole would be It's slide slide is pretty comfortably slide. It's got a slide side for. Slide is the answer. It's slide. Slide is the answer. Pretty comfortable slide. It's gotta be slide. It's been slide for a while. We gotta do the slide.

Would you guys prefer a twirly or just a straight shot fast? I think it goes straight shot from upstairs to right in front of the golf simulator. Yes. That's where the slide's gonna be. And that's near your office. Yep.

You could just come right from your office. Yep. What about, can we try to buy that one the Boston cop went down? That would be cool. Yeah, just, I mean, everyone has a price. It's right there. It's right there.

Broke that sports reporter's ribs. Oh, was that the Brewers one? Yeah. The Brewer's slide or a? This isn't a slide, you'll see the guy get hurt on the cheese run. Yes, yeah. Oh my God. He died.

Did he? I don't know, I'm asking. I don't think so. Can we show the video so people can see that he I don't think he died Yeah, British He had to have right it was borderline a suicide attempt. Do you think though? Do you think it's okay? Okay, but here's okay, so my non-medical background. I'm gonna say a positive for this

Okay, I think he got knocked out so early in that that it might have saved him because then his body was loose He was intense. He was intense like watch it again. Sure again and this this angle looks like he just went into the God we should check, did he die? Show the other angle. Somebody should check. I'm really having to bite my tongue. He is good. Play it again.

So I think he got knocked out there. Oh! The devil got knocked out there! Well, I know he got knocked out there, but I'm saying I think he got knocked out so early that his body... Right there. He's out. Right. so I think it saved his No, but he keeps his knees curled there for us. How does that means curl themselves? Yeah, how does that save your back your skull from because you're just nice and relaxed like I'll do actually look up You can't die if you're chill right he did no chill person has ever died

He Kyle didn't actually I wanted to see the first angle again Uh, he, Kyle didn't actually. I wanted to see the first angle again. Hahaha! Do we have enough? What is the prize for being the one who gets the cheese? You get the cheese. That's it. You get the cheese, yeah. Kate, you know you would.

It looks so fun. Steve, Steve, is that Jalen Brunson driving to the basket? Hahaha! Hopefully tonight. Zach Zarbuth, crew chief. I bet you do. I bet you do get laid. In the Ted the Party that night in town if you're the one with the wheel of cheese. Alright. Yeah. Certain. Kiwi describes his injuries from hospital.

Oh he was a New Zealander? Talking about it. Or after a UK cheese race win. Well if I knew he was a New Zealander then I would have known he was a New Zealander. He's so fine. He's talking about it. Well if I knew he was the New Zealander then I would have known he's so fine. A Kiwi man who won a top prize at Britain's notorious cheese rolling is recovering in good spirits But says he will not be back next year. Wait he won he won a top prize? Maybe he's not gonna be back?

Did he win that thing? Clinch victory in downhills broken rib collapsed lung and a little bit of internal bleeding after taking a bit of a little bit Clench victory in downhills, broken rib, collapsed lung, and a little bit of internal bleeding after taking a bit of a little bit. Just a skosh of internal bleeding. Are we sure that's? I'm looking. That might be a different guy.

I could see another guy maybe getting injured in this thing. Yeah, a lot of guys. Dangerous work. I could see there maybe being one other guy that. How many deaths over the years have happened there? That's gotta be at least 10. This may not be him. They've been doing that for a minute.

You just threw it out there. After 15 minutes on the the floor on the floor. It was him. He walked away Wait, so he's considered the winner with the no he didn't win the German guy won. Maybe they just told him you won He won in life Not dying What couldn't breathe oh he did die oh what no All right, you're such a dick. You're looking at when you he's fine. He's fine. Okay, we're good Well then watch it again. Yeah, he's fine. Yeah, it opens up late again. Is there a slow-mo? I'm gonna tell Jerry to come in here. We can watch the mr. Jerry video

We can watch the mr. Jerry video It had to use a little force there in order to flip yeah, I don't know unless completely limp he might be dead He's not dead. He's not dead. He's a kiwi. Yeah Yeah, kiwis are stronger also that kiwi didn't look like that guy Now that I think about it. What's the strategy to win that race go down the hill as fast as you can You did it like you're going like that's going to happen get the get the cheese I bet you if you asked him he said it was worth it stay loose Even if he died, that's a good way to grab the cheese or do you just have to be the first one down? I don't know. It seems like he was kind of out

Jerry oh man Should we play the video for the people who might not have seen it announcing it Now it seems like he was kind of out Jerry Should we play the video for the people who might not have seen it announcing it yeah, I mean if you want to yeah I mean there was yeah, I didn't see this. I'm saying that there were some tears possibly Tweeted at TJ Waiting for the live viewers to pop in. All right, Mr. Jerry here. It's a sad day. It's a bad day.

It has been confirmed. Mr. Jerry is officially cancelled. Sucks. I'm gutted. Mr. Jerry is officially cancelled. Oh. Sucks. I'm gutted. Quigs is gutted. Barstool, you know, employees are gutted. But most importantly,

and I seen it in the videos. I'm getting videos now These kids are gutted The these kids the only thing I'll ever have is that intro song and I Took a chance I took a chance Alright, I thought I thought the show could be pretty big based on the feedback over the last three four months from parents teachers Can't wait for this show then I drop it yesterday the the intro and I'm getting these parents sending me videos of their kids

Super excited smiling laughing Play it again. We want more. Mr. Jerry. We can't wait for tomorrow. I Feel bad for those kids, man. I'm sorry. You know, it's just my job, man, it's just my job. You know, I do gambling content and it just doesn't mix, which I totally understand. I totally get where they're coming from and I get that part and I understand it. It just sucks.

It just sucks. You know, but you know, something big is next. Something big is next. I promise, something big is next. We'll have some unreleased, we'll have, we'll release some behind the scenes footage. Will we do an adult show dressed up, dressed up as Mr. Jerry and we do an adult show? Maybe, maybe, I don't know. We'll see what happens with that. But the Mr. Jerry might go down as the biggest what if ever ever And I say this with full confidence. I think there was I think there was a 66% a 66% chance This was gonna be massive. I think I think it was a 33% chance 34% chance I apologize I'm still doing math. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, this could have been a flop.

But guess what? We'll never know. We'll never know. Those seven episodes, will they be, will the Mr. Jerry tapes, will they be released one day? Possibly. I don't know. But as I ended each and every video to the kids I See you in the funny papers oh My god

Tough day Jerry. Yeah. Yeah, it's update, but uh probably the right call Yeah, the only thing that sucks is we should have just Should have had this conversation three months ago. What happened at least they told you what's the? Yeah, we are we obviously do a lot of gambling content At this company and if he if we release that it becomes a very big issue with the regulators Which I totally understand and Jerry would potentially not be able to do any gambling content Which that's part of his job, and it's also like nobody could post about it at all Yeah, like if I post about it that I could you know so yeah because you're doing a show for kids

And then you're also saying hey, here's a feel like this. Maybe you should have come up. Yeah, that's the only mistake But I what if you today just label it as adults only well So we're we've already been talking about talking about some switching up some things only mistake but I what if you today just label it as adults only well so we're we've already been talking about talking about some switching up some things I might have actually already signed up you and Nick to be writers on the team huh yeah I what about your mr. Jerry but you do challenges overnight Ooh. Mm. That could be big. Wait, wait, would the chat be mean to him? Yes. Oh.

I'm out. Out. No, the Mr. Jerry for adults would be, I think, a good show where I, so the conversation that I had with Jerry a few minutes ago, I was like, we should do a Mr. Jerry for adults where you're dressed up as Mr. Jerry, same graphics. Mr. Jerry explains taxes.

Mr. Jerry explains Russia versus Ukraine. And then Jerry just goes, oh, I could do an episode about anal. Yeah, you could have Mr. Steve teach taxes, Mr. Jerry explains Russia versus Ukraine, and then Jerry just goes, Oh, I could do an episode about anal. Yeah, you could have Mr. Steve teach about eating pussy. Yeah. Would you be able to do it in the voice of someone talking to kids? Yeah, because it's obviously nobody's going to have their kid watch an anal episode. So it's like...

It would be bad if somebody was misled into thinking this is a children's show the the it's the metrics like it's Yeah, you can look that you can see who the average age of people watching and if it's Skews young like yeah kids then that's where it's a problem was a YouTube police that themselves No, we we get to see the metrics and then obviously well YouTube allow that We we get to see the metrics and then obviously well YouTube allow that Why not an episode on crack and how you know I mean stuff like that like why parody law? Yeah? Why wouldn't that be okay? I don't know I don't know the YouTube you explaining crack to adults in a mr. Jerry outfit if you do it in like an informational way you should be fine. Yeah, maybe avoid using it in the title

Yeah, true You can't just you just can't do like this is how to smoke crack. Yeah, would it be a proud anti crack episode? But like the answer Like the little quick student graphic where it's like a little crack pipe comes like magically appears if it's like a living crack Yeah, yeah, the crack plate toss. Oh, right. I like kid graphics Yeah, right. It's like one of us Steve from blues.ues yeah it's a furniture and talks to you every day yeah mr. Jerry does Roe v Wade come hit me yeah could do something like that there's a lot of ideas with that for sure Brandon I thought it was gonna be big but as of right now these ideas I'm

hearing are way worse than the original idea why if it fell into the wrong hands if it misled like if it's Are you cross as a kids show are you saying you wouldn't watch an episode of mr. Jerry explaining anal I? Am saying that actually what about mr. Jerry explaining motorboats you know everything about anal oh That's why because you're an expert. I'm not an expert on Yeah, I don't know I'd feel weird about watching Jerry talk to an animated crack pipe that's a you problem yeah okay sorry sorry sorry my bad yeah I don't know I got a I have a couple ideas I got in the back of my head we'll see if they come to light

you're an ideas guy I like this one idea Jerry Jerry duty. Yeah, oh winner So it's pretty much small claims court held by me Yeah in Chicago Awesome, we find cases and we could also do a little spin on it too Where I mix in a little J&N Jerry news network I go get go get the news there, and then they bring it to small claims court. This is a better idea than Mr. Jerry. Yeah. That's a really good idea.

That's a really good idea. I know, but if you got the videos I was getting yesterday and today, I think you would change your mind. So Big K, you've been canceled after one episode. Yeah, I told Jerry. He got canceled after theme song. Correct. That's unbelievable. I told Jerry last been canceled after one episode. Yeah, I told Jerry. He got canceled after theme song. Correct.

That's unbelievable. But I told Jerry last night when he was a little down, I was like, getting canceled for reasons other than the show stinking is the greatest thing in the world. Because no one can be like, you got canceled because your show sucked. They're just like, you got canceled because of other things.

It's a cult classic, man. It was going to be the greatest show ever Yeah, I just don't know if there's a if there's a trend going on right now that I was thinking about in my head You know the mr. Beast Mr. Jerry, I just don't I just don't want this to be a trend. What do you mean? You know, like mr. Beast I wasn't able to do mr. Beast because of certain reasons and I wasn't able to mr. Jerry certain reasons Yeah Wasn't able to do mr. Beast because of certain reasons and I wasn't able to do mr. Jerry certain reasons. Yeah Sucks Jerry duty will be different Jerry duty will be different The thing that bothers me is the what-if is bothering me bad today. Yeah, what about what about you get like a Martin Shkreli?

Buying the Wu-Tang album. What if you get like some rich person buying the mr. Jerry tape the tapes right a million That's a possibility. It's someone buy him I like some rich person buying the Mr. Jerry tape. The tapes, right? 20 million. That's a possibility. It's someone buy them. I can't, it's out of my price range. Brandon? I can't do it. I get like Bezos to buy them or something. Yeah.

Then what if that rich person bought it and released it on their own? I don't know what would happen. Would he be accountable? Yeah, I don't know how that works. I don't either. Cause then maybe it gets out into the world. What are the chances one day this comes out, you think?

I think eventually, yeah, like in 30 years from now. And then everyone's going to be like, wow, that sucked. That would be the worst case scenario that comes out after all this and it's bang. That would be so funny. This is what we were fighting for. We waited 30 years for this? It comes out after all this and it's bad So this is what we were fighting for KB I swear these kids are gutted right now. I can't yeah, and you probably saw them crying Oh last night they were crying for more they loved the they were drawn to your song to your kid Yeah, the trailer. Yeah And the bitch of it all is like the place they would turn for comfort when they're sad would probably be mr

Jerry hundred percent. Yeah, therefore hundred percent. They were alone upload the trailer to YouTube I don't think we can Ken Lee. I don't think so. No, it'd be fun. Yeah, it sucks Can Kenley I don't think so be fun. Yeah, it sucks Whoever does like you said whether it's Jerry duty or interviewing strippers like you have the it factor You just got to get in front of the camera. Yeah, I gotta figure it out miss. There's gonna be a mr. Jerry Episode oh yeah, explaining strippers, and we'd get a stripper in here, and you talk to a stripper in his mr. Jerry voice I think the behind the scenes is gonna be really oh, it's gonna be incredible. Oh, yeah, you have the tapes Yeah, yeah, so those can come out right there's stuff that is gonna come out, but then there's still stuff that will never come out yeah So there the quiz is working on a version

You know next couple weeks or whatever of a version that's able to come out That's like that drew ski kind of video. Yeah, yeah kind of he did but real yeah, yeah Yeah, it wasn't like he would he would just have the camera already set up in there What's something like what couldn't come out? Why why couldn't it? Oh? I think it's all coming out no no no no there's there's stuff that can't like things that couldn't even come out in regular content No, no no yeah Crimes No more so certain No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Oh, crimes? No, more so certain people in the world, politics, issues. Personal matters?

Yeah, yeah, stuff like that. Like, that stuff won't. But I think the stuff Quiggs said he has is really good, so we'll see They don't just be like one video, and I'm getting one from quakes I'm getting one little clip from quakes that we can just give the people a taste I think it's fair to be very disappointed Yeah, oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, this was your life. Yeah, I'm I'm upset. I wasn't I wasn't as I'm up some more upset upset today than it was yesterday because today I'm starting to get so many more videos of like like yesterday

I was getting some videos you know what I mean Nick like of the kids, but today I'm getting a bunch of them yeah videos yeah, and the kids being excited is with a fuck that sucks Yeah, you know what are like the parents saying in the video to the kids are like breaking the news to them or no No, they're all we guys. I'd like to see some of those. Yeah, yeah, because there's a chance these kids are so young Them hearing this news is the worst day of their lives What if you what if you just start like a bunch of like you created a bunch of jokers? Yeah? Yeah, copycats. Yeah, you know I'm saying the world like oh all these kids. Yeah, copycats. Yeah. You know, I'm saying the world like- Oh, all these kids.

Yeah, villain arc. Yeah. The villain arc for all these kids. This is their first experience with disappointment. Mm-hmm. They had something ripped away from them. Yeah. Isn't that the greatest lesson? Right.

Mr. Jerry actually taught these kids the greatest lesson of all. Life isn't fair. You know what the worst part is, Nick? Tell me. There was a couple of videos parents sent me yesterday before the news even came up that it might be canceled Kids were crying in the video Say they wanted to see the episode Imagine today. There is no episode. There is no episode today

Wait, it's first Mrs. 7 p.m. Where's the episode? Where's mr. Jerry? Oh, he's not here It's gone, and that's you taught kids the hardest life. You actually saved parents, right? Yeah They learn now that the world doesn't owe him shit, right? Yeah life ain't fair kids. Your life's not fair for sure How's a quigs handle in it? He's got it. I imagine got it a lot of work Yeah, a lot of work. Oh, yeah Significantly more yeah all the work Months having to watch children shows for now no reason yeah, it's probably going crazy. He's probably

Yeah, well can you show your son? Yeah, well, can you show your son? Yeah, I mean I know what yeah, of course yeah, I can yeah, you didn't test it on him already No, not really no I did I tested the first episode on my kid. Yeah, you love it Chuck tested it It was good nice. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't want to test on my son because He'll know that's me by I wanted to do other people like my thing my cousin or boy my cousins will test it. They was good And so yeah, I mean we'll never really know so We'll see What if

Titus you're so lucky your kid isn't in this world. Yeah, I know yeah, I was thinking about that. I was thinking about that Yeah, it's fun. I would I even tell my kid thankfully I won't have to yeah You're still gonna have to prepare for the talk dad Video I found there was people messaging me saying I was planning on having kids just because of this oh Yeah Just so they could watch yeah yesterday. Yeah quick sentence you TJ. Oh God is bad or is no I'm not gonna cancel over it right no You sure I mean you just lost your show. What's the worst could happen? Yeah, yeah true

I'm sad for you Jerry. Yeah, well something's next. We'll see something's next I was good I What's wrong say it no, I'm just sad for him. I watched the sausage get me. I was a small part. Yeah, saw it. Yeah No kids will see your sausage now. Nope did dominate the the sports the gauntlet Yeah sports gauntlet episode dominated There is a video of you with an erection if anything yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, there is there is but my plan was my my plan was because I knew

There would be a problem eventually my plan was to be like hey that that's Jersey Jerry that guy is different Yeah, this is mr. Jerry This is totally separate, but they didn't see it that way Like peewee and Paul Rubin's yeah, right different Yeah Probably learned a lot in the process. Yeah, right. Different. Yeah, exactly right. Probably learned a lot in the process. Yeah, oh yeah.

Yeah, you know about dinosaurs now, you know about rockets. So what do you know about, like, say outer space? You basically went to school, Jerry. I learned a little bit about the Milky Way galaxy. I learned the sun is actually a star. Holy shit. Oh, man.

Never knew that. Never knew that. Yeah, Qus taught me that did you teach the kids yeah we explain it to the kids yeah yeah we learned about the heart of fathom yeah yeah yeah yeah how many planets there's eight eight planets correct yeah Yeah, yeah eight planets. Yeah, pluto erasure. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm Yeah, eight all right well on to the next yeah

I will see if this this is so this is gonna be a longer stool scenes type of Video of all the behind-the-scenes making of mr.. Jerry Yeah Yeah, you bang that girl last night or no again All right, all right, I'll hit you up later today Yeah. Yeah, you banged that girl last night or no again? I relaxed last night. Alright. Alright, I'll hit you up later today. What time? What time?

Five o'clock. Five o'clock? No, that's too late. I'll hit you up. I'll hit you up numbers. Come on. Hey, hey, real quick. I bought the exotic meme coin last night and it fucking got up to 300 percent.

I cashed out. Yeah? Yeah. We gotta pump a rusty coin. Yeah, alright. We're not gonna do that. Fucking got up to 300% I cashed out Yeah Yeah, we're not pumping it right now, all right peace I'll head you up later Fucking kid, bro. All right, so I'll ask them Do you want to take a trip outside to see if we can spot the four main ways of transportation. Okay, let's do it. So funny. Yeah, you better not do it. So bad.

There's a switch you turned. That was Jersey Jerry on that. Yes, yes. Saw it. You get on set. That was. Jersey Jerry's dead. Exactly.

Superman's phone booth. Was that Pauly numbers? Nicky numbers. Nicky numbers. Fuck that chick. Wait, he fucked that Paulie numbers Wait he fucked that chick yeah, did he say yes, did he I don't even know if he said yes in the video You know he said no I relax, but we got to pump that meme coin Yeah I was 5 p.m.. Too late for numbers. Yeah, that's early

He's a fireman, so he works overnight Numbers was a Nicky numbers involved in that divorce party thing? Thanksgiving. That's his friend, yes. They work together. Or was it New Year's Eve, you spent it alone with Nicky Numbers? Halloween.

Halloween. You never want to spend a holiday alone. That's why you hate Halloween. Yes. Yeah. But I thought I was the perfect guy for mr. Jerry because I Hate alcohol. I don't like anything to do with drinking drugs, you know, I'm a good role model Are you yes?

You're an inspiration to men. Well, I separate when I go home. I separate. Yeah, I'm like dad Jerry when I get home You know, we're watching wrestling, you know, we're hanging out Like dad Jerry when I get home you know we're watching wrestling you know we're hanging out Is that right Brandon? That's right. Yeah, yeah, did you bring my gift? No, that's all right. I'll bring tomorrow. Okay, bring them all bring tomorrow. Thanks. I have it in a box I got to just put the box in my garage, so I bring it that'll work yeah, all right. Yeah, thank you Jerry No problem. Sorry. Yeah, it's okay. Jerry duty though Yeah, Jerry duty could be was that's a genuinely very good idea Exploit mentality cases yeah

Jerry looking like Slim Shady after you lost a rap. Yeah Numbers you fuck that shit I'll pump it later. It's gonna be very funny the behind the scenes It is crazy how how how close that drew ski sketch was to the footage that they had been recording for weeks and weeks like The real behind the scenes with right and he was Jerry was not acting no he did not I don't think he realized that quigs just kept the cameras on at all times all times. All times. That's so funny. Oh man. All right. Game time NHL playoffs are here. The only place to buy hard to get playoff tickets is

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Yeah, I might be the best investor on the whole app. You might be Warren Buffett. How? Are you on the leaderboard? I haven't checked the leaderboard, but I would think so. You've gotta be winning. I'm up 48% all time since we got the money two months ago.

So the competition's supposed to end at the end of May, and I was trying to make a last minute push to go all in, and so I'm like very low stock. And when looking, when like navigating through the app and looking for the top performing creators, Brandon was listed as one of them. Wow. Wow.

Purely 5%. So you're gonna win this competition. Are you doing that with your actual money as well? The Wizard of Westpac. Well, you're purely pure. Wow person. So you're gonna win this competition. Are you doing that with your actual money as well? The Wizard of West well as well, you know how yeah, I'm doing Have a good time Wizard of West Point. Yeah Brandon watching this they're watching this dubbed money every day Brand are you good? Great why I feel like you've been a little

Not all I saw you starving yourself in the kitchen early. Yeah, you didn't see me starving myself For a little bit like a minute. Oh, yeah for you saw me passing through the kitchen all the way I guess from the time I left the mostly sports door to the bathroom door. No, I did not Stop to grab it. That is unlike you raise starving myself for a good 31 seconds. Yeah, you're right. Why? I feel like I'm fine. Yeah, that was a thing. You know, that was Jerry's thing. I was letting Jerry be the star of the show. I wasn't saying much. I was just checking in.

Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, there's something. Every time I speak, you talk about my mother's... No, that's not true. It's close. When is she moving here officially? I'm closing June 4th, and then she's moving. I think June 16th She's not being wishy-washy

No, she's well. I don't like the fact that she's waiting till June 16th, and I'm buying the house June 4th That's 12 whole days, but uh but is that whole days with her. Oh my god open house. That wasn't me I agree that wasn't you wait did she work at the courthouse or something at the she does work at the She could be the hot For sexy steno she could be the sexy I need you to be the bailiff We got it all. Yeah. Yeah. So she's gonna be here. Mid-June.

Is that case race week? We might have to push the case race week. Yeah. Got a lot in mid-June. We had a lot. Lot going on. Lot going on. Lot.

We started playing in a Barstool camp yesterday. Very excited. Oh. Very excited. Same time. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I can't wait. I had so much fun last year Yeah, you made out with White Sox day, right? Yeah, yeah, he Fucked you really hard I was alluding to playing cards with all of you in the chat hall. That too. Oh man.

There's got to be like three people that believe that. I know. And I love that. I get his DM now and then. Is Pat cool with that? Hey did you two come this morning? Yeah. On Nameshow was at the same time. I feel like they're slightly more popular. Been there brother. Oh, yeah, I feel like they're slightly more popular been there brother

Okay. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, it was a good come come three. It's a great come it was a good come still figuring it out Throwing spaghetti at the wall see what sticks I think I think of CUM now when I hear come before I think of COME Well, I heard a guy From a far shape being like coming. How's me like you yeah, we've been just turned 15 Come on the brain. We've been saying come so much our new show is called come you took the power back Yeah, I'll biz Pete. Yeah, yeah, I'm drinking it fuck that guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you got oh, yeah So that was genuine that was like a real that's's embarrassing. Dude, you have so much money. You fell for a gift card scam.

Can I explain myself? Dude. Can I explain myself? You. That's embarrassing. First of all, I can't even tell you the last time I opened up a bar still email I there's the HR training the all these trainings. I never do any of them. I'm like, it's always these alerts and everything. I Want I don't want to point fingers But if I were to point fingers, I would point two fingers at the cream team

Because I was so down in the dumps finding out about the electrical work. I go on my phone. I see the email. It's I think it was $50 Uber Eats gift card. I was like sick. I'm just gonna buy a bunch of ice cream right now. Click it, get caught. You know, it was fucked up. You know, it's fucked up. I think they changed it for you, because mine was LinkedIn. Really? They made yours Uber Eats, because I know you'd fall for it. They got me so, oh my God.

Mine was can you print this? Oh. Wait, really? Yeah, really? You're all different? That's what I got. That was targeted. Mine was Uber Eats as well.

That was targeted, you didn't click it? And you know what's funny? I thought I could use this $50 gift card. And you know what I did? I clicked on it. No, you got got I got got immediate I got got on the show. I got the email like within 10 minutes I clicked on it and then I went back and looked at it and I was like I'm I'm not learning any lesson from this because yeah, I would you could send that to me And I will click it again today, right?

So I don't know what I'm supposed to take away from this other than just like don't check your email. Don't look at Yeah, so I said I'm not gonna be looking at any of my email now. I'll let you wait off your shoulder I should have known when it was Barstool sports wants to give you a free free free shit and I was like, oh wow, that's generous It said Barstool sports wants to give you a sportsstool Sports gives you a 50. It looks so official. No, I look back over, I was like, I'm such a dumbass, I'm sure it's like very obvious. And I look back over and I was like,

this isn't obvious at all. Not at all. I will 100% click on the next one they send me. It's so not obvious, can I say something that might be even more embarrassing? I did click on it again last night. I was like, maybe you get got and then they give you the 50-dollar gift card later Double click on it a few times. Yeah. Yeah, I like whoever tweeted that ice cream cone under the box. Yeah

I got Pete back though. I sent him an email just saying free come he definitely clicked. Oh you had to up. Yeah Gift card for come yeah, that was bad. It was bad that I definitely clicked on it. Oh, you had to have, yeah, he couldn't help himself. He completely did. A gift card for cum. Yeah, that was bad. It was bad that I just. I might click on it again. Yeah. Again, I've never clicked on any of the emails

then they got me with food. So that one just walked right into the trap. But yeah, I'm done, I'm retired from opening emails. Mine was. Any company emails. You received, yeah, Barstool Sports sent you a gift card yeah We go say a 16th Don't we have like those programs and stuff right we have you can expense up to 50 a month Steven how many programs do we have you definitely a lot we get you use think $80 in new breeds

I'm not there month. We can expense gym memberships Fine phone. I've like a wellness like a well like a benefits package I wonder how many people use that you got to go to the gym certain amount of times per month Yeah, call that looks legit as fuck so legit Pete is really good at this at scamming at setting up scams Who's it from it's from ubereats? It's from ubereats would hit the drop down and see the actual email who's the reads no Azdil no you guys now you guys are trying to be you guys know Yeah, if I got a fucking email this is the Eat no reply that dick you had to eat you're on easy mode. Yeah

What's the email address? Uber Eats and No Reply. Of course I'm not clicking that Nick. You're on easy mode. Yeah. Uber, print this off for me. You don't understand me. If somebody asks me something I do it. No shit, that's a scam.

The email is ubereats at no reply slash notify dot com. How is that? How is that? Wait, that does seem real. Look at this. You've received an Uber Eats gift card. Oh yeah, that's real. That's so real.

Wait, click it again. I didn't even feel ashamed for farming. Wait, fuck, we got an Uber Eats gift card. Let me see. Shit, it's insane. Oh my god, I got one too. Starts cyber security. That's a real one.

Yes, I know. Oh, I know, but no, you clicked that one. I did. I think that one's actually real. It's not. Because I have gotten a real one. I know. It's that. Yes, try it for me. I did again Cue the confetti you've been handed a gift card your employee

Yeah, who reads gift card for $50 lucky you use it for whatever you're in the mood for whether and how did you not? I'm trying to find doesn't even read our text message. I don't read my emails Can you give me a sec? I got to print something Yeah, yeah, is that who sent you that but I get a lot of uber each ones. It would be impossible to determine which ones Brandon your promo is expiring soon. Like is that it click it? Well, I don't want to click it. So I'll do this training together No, that that one's definitely real Bullshit man. Yeah, the training is I'm just not gonna check my email anymore

No, right. He trained us out of email train me did not use my email Good luck with that Pete. So hope you're happy Pete piece of shit That's very funny that they tailored them I Saw us Austin sent me I didn't listen to a name show, but I think they may brought it up, but it was like me Vindog, Jerry, Dana, White Sox Dave. White Sox Dave guy? Yeah. White Sox Dave?

It was a tough list. It was a tough list. No regrets. I wonder what Dave's was, or Jerry's. How do they tailor to them? I think they might have been Uber Eats as well. I- listen. If we had ice cream in the office, I wouldn't have clicked.

Wow. So it's all I'm saying. You need to make the cream team do your training for you. Right. That's all- well, I'm not doing the training. Wait, when did you click it though? I clicked it yesterday afternoon, after I found out about the electrical work. Okay.

I got mine like two weeks ago. Oh, really? Yours was real then I can miles taste so good. I love them. No, it's not it's a plastic Yeah, what tip man that thing treat? Yeah, is there any any chance this is Pete's great revenge after several years I've gone by since you got him a fake Bang Bros password He did check that He did?

I got him for Secret Santa one year I got him a Bang Bros password and then I videotaped him checking it at work and I was like illegal Vlogged in it at work and I was like illegal logged in God is ass God is ass all right Danny we ready for interns we sure are let's fucking do this can someone calm down here you were stressing this morning getting Yeah, I figured I can't do this on a full bladder

All right, I'll explain the rule oh The kids he said the kids were gutted. Yeah, I mean see He he would have really liked it. I would have taught him a lot. Is Brandon a little off, TJ? I feel like we've been saying that for days. Well, we've been saying that for years, but... He's probably nervous about the intergames. He comes in on Monday, exhausted.

He's not going to admit it. This, the commute is ruining his life. Can you maybe get him on testosterone without telling him Well, it's just he's so hell-bent on he leaves his house at 3 30 for 4 in the morning every day He's saying because he leaves if he leaves at 4 it takes him an hour if he leaves at 5 it takes up two hours So yeah, there's like their study showing the the negative effects of commuting. Why don't we get him? Why don't we get him a real bed? Here yeah

That's what we should do. We just get him a real bed that he can sleep in the the biggest he's He's starting to dislike talking which is really bad. That's the problem right was also falling asleep by like the midway point of this show yes For the second time notice that yeah, yeah a little sleepy alright So we should buy him a real bed or just force him to leave his house later No, I don't think that's gonna happen do it. He's also he's going to bed at like 8 p.m.. So like anything we text him at night He's not seeing right. He's not he doesn't check his text doing so he doesn't know what's happening And he'll never admit it cuz he loves that pond right loves that he does love the pond the pond is great. It's awesome

But like he could I'm gonna buy him a bed. He got a nice home here. Yeah, I'm gonna buy him a bed I think I'm gonna buy him a bed. We're gonna put it in a dark room We have some of those dark rooms in the back should be like here an alarm clock I might host him it would change his life if he just slept in Chicago two nights a week Yeah, yes, I think you should get a place in like River North. Yeah, you wouldn't do that though He won't stay at our house we've offered to have him sleep over many times and he route he would rather sleep on the mostly Studio I think that's alright, so we're gonna buy him a bed a full king-size bed Let's can we is there a room here that's not really used Yeah, can we get a door that he has a key to maybe yeah and have him have a room. Yeah

What if we did have you seen those like um Brandon we're buying you a bed. What, why? We're buying you a real bed. For this office. How would you like to have your own room here? Posters, you can keep some of your manteeking stuff, and you have the key.

Only you have the key. Okay, but why y'all doing that? I'm gonna find the- Concern. Concern about what? Man, you've been talking all morning. You're sleeping on a couch, We got to get you a bed I didn't even sleep this morning

Did you try I slept yeah But don't you think a real bed would be like it'd be so much better alright, so then we're done We've had we've had real beds before and then they keep taking them down alright I'm storing real bed that people cannot fuck with people can't fuck with it. Yes. Do all of these boys look exactly the same Similar boys. Oh, yeah, they're very ultra similar. They're all the same set. That's all the same boy. All right, so we got Brynn Connor yeah, whoo-puh-fie Jack Owen Graham they're too far down. I can't even see this way a little Is there not another boy?

There's a couple more that can introduce themselves. Where are the other boys? We have Shy Boys? What are they doing? We're the three Shy Boys. If these people are lined up, what do you think? We're the Shy Guys. Aw.

All right, so you guys are the others. They don't have name tags either, that's Wyatt. Okay. Ryan. Ryan. And is this Seamus? That's Seamus. That's Seamus.

You guys go sit in the gambling cave. You'll be the extras if we need you. You want to tell them to get in order of like... They're in order right now. Oldest to youngest. Oldest to youngest. Oldest to dumbest. Based on their own opinion.

Oldest is over here or oldest over there? Youngest to oldest. Brand's the youngest. Okay. Graham, how old are you? 23. Damn, that's old. Yeah. Okay. All right. Welcome to Are You Smarter Than an Intern or, depending on how you look at it, Are You As Dumb As an Intern? Now, in a way here, you boys are just the horses and the interns that choose you will be the jockeys. Okay? A series of five trivia segments lie

ahead of you. You'll be working in cahoots with your intern. You might be doing some solo and for others you will be working with one of the hippest guys I know, Stephen Che. Each question will be a certain number of points. If a yak member gets it right, they'll get the full points and at the end of any wrong one, your intern has a chance to get one single point So the winner a new intern trip requires a new internship IG post the carousels right and The losing yak member will have to pose with the winner for a picture and the and the losing intern left to pick myself and mincy up from the airport when we get back from Canada

Jack are you okay? Yeah? Yeah, there's there's a you kind of were I Swear to God. I thought you died. Yeah, we lost you for a second All right now Yeah, he was on on on this planet nervous nervous all right oldest you will pick your yak member first Okay, okay B. Sure can I like this? Making a wrestling documentary about lock Haven and that's how USA Oh my god, and then can you can you stand behind go touch him or what? Yeah, go touch him He's coming to stand behind you

And Owen you're next big cat all right. Let's go Owen. Where should he where should they go behind? Yeah behind their chair? Okay, my guy Jack you're next Brandon. Oh Yeah, good choice good choice good choice Jack you guys can keep each other awake It's a matter of knowing our names now who by your next It's a matter of knowing our names Okay, Vinnie Hardaway and Brynn who are you going with? Guess his name is? OK, yeah, I'm sure you do.

That's something somebody that knows my name would say. Nothing. Good team chemistry. All right, we're good. We're all right. Let's have a little handshake and talk some. Introduce yourself, Nick. I'm Nick. I'm Brynn. Nice to meet you Brynn.

Now, Yak members, I'll look under your cushions. There's not one but two dry erase boards and you all have markers at your tables next to you. So please give your intern partner. They will. They're not talking. They're just writing. Okay. Shoot. Now I need all the interns to please turn around, face away your partners and the camera. We need a marker too. Right? Yeah. There should be some next to you guys. There's new packs. Lock in, lock in, lock in. Sweet. All right, we'll be going one by one here.

For this one, I will ask each intern to stand behind you guys and the only way you and your intern can win this one is if you both have the same answer after each will be revealed. All right. Got it. Here we go. it Jack you ready All right number one wait so we're all writing right now all of you and we'll reveal question by question

Can't see your your interns answer yet number one. Who's the first person you think of when you hear the name mellow? Right 23 and you're young Graham the name Mellow. All right, 23. And you're young, Graham. Right? Danny, you're very prepped. I guess. Do we have erasers? You got me there. Danny!

No, no, he's not too young. Okay. Graham, you're not too young. So, right, you're pretty old. KB, what are we doing here yeah yeah what they said first morning cheating addicted to cheating all right we're gonna that one that one page for all one thing what say this again that's the bed wait somebody explain this all right all right don't worry don't worry no points for your team all right Titus and Connor reveal here we go Connor oh no what I Connor I thought you were you trying to guess mine I was trying to Here we go, Connor. Oh no. What?

Connor, I thought you were trying to guess mine. I was trying to guess yours. See, here's the thing. We're on the same page. See what I was doing? We're just on different chapters. Minimal talking here. All right, KB.

All right, one point. TJ, if we can keep track. After a lot of questions. A lot of questions. Take it away. No. All right, big questions. A lot of questions. Let's keep the questions down. Take it away. No. All right. All right, big cat.

Go ahead Owen. What do you got? Carmelo Anthony. Now, Kate, I did Carmelo Anthony, not the one on trial. Oh. What does this mean? Not the one accused of murder. That's the kid who's accused of murder in Texas.

The track guy. There's two Carmelo Anthony's Kate he stabbed us So we get a point you get right with a C. Yeah, pardon me. Okay. All right, so KB and big teams have points Brandon And Jack, please reveal. All right, Jack bring it home. What you got? I also have They're in sync Synced up. All right, Nick and Bryn. Yeah Ready? Who who you have?

Murder Carmelo will be Kate and the girlies were fun All right next one thought it tightest. I did overthink it But he overthought it so I like that you guys are actually very in sync. Yeah, we are in say That's what I said on the same on the same page, just different chapters. All right, ready? Of the same page. Here we go. Name the first Harry that comes to mind.

And now, name another. Oh. Whoa. Oh There's no chance you fucked up The first will have to match the first or the second All right Kate Kate. Ready? Hoopify. Potter and Styles and Potter and Carrie.

You get one point then. Okay, that's not bad. We got this. All right, Mark. I did Styles and Prince. Harry Styles, fuck. Potter and Styles. Potter and Styles.

No points for you, KB. No point, it was Styles. Styles. Gotta be. Gotta match up. Gotta be an order.. It gotta be gotta match up in order That's great Link your brains up like we did but you didn't fuck you Danny Potter and conic I had to throw one. What did you put?

All right, okay no Oh, okay. Yeah, good. You got to serve that. Oh, I got it. Put the wrong order. Oh, wait. That's Prince. Oh, yes. Prince. My bad. Cheater. I just got Harry Styles with you. Fuck. All right. All right, Brandon. I don't want to go. Brandon go. Forgot Harry Potter. This is so you're so done What do you got Jack? Would you do what you do Truman present Harry S Truman and Harry Potter Styles Anyone get any point or crazy got a point orders crazy orders crazy good questions. Are you ready for the next one? Yeah? We're close Name a white rapper besides Eminem oh

No fucking a white rapper besides Eminem. I'm guessing oh Oh guessing on if he's waiter you're saying Five seconds Okay, I have it I have it five seconds I Can't think I can picture it. Don't say it. You have to write a picture of my guess You can't think of his name I got it. You know what Kate all right. You're up. You can describe it first and then Okay, I will reveal after wait all right Jack Harlow

Vanilla I did Jack Harlow Connor we got work to do, man. Mac Miller! Mac Miller! Oh, that would have been a good one. Owen? Owen? Ian. The fuck, dude? You thought Big Cat was saying Ian?

I also have Ian! Wow. Mac Miller. Who the fuck is Ian? He's this guy that did a song with Ian. Alright, Brandon. He's the guy that did a song with Yachty. Jack.

Oh, he's big, but you would never know him. I have MGK. Nick? Bryn. Mac him. I have MGK. Bren. Mac Miller. Shit. Fuck, Connor. Connor, if you want to cheat at any point, I'm okay with it. Just look at what I'm writing.

No cheating. No cheating. Ian. You thought I'd Ian. Yes, why? You thought I'd know this guy Owen Okay, all right, we're gonna move got accountability on our team Owens fucking up. We're gonna move on to a different segment This is a spelling slang All right, I'm gonna give you the word you guys have to spell it. We don't have to use our dry erase boards for this one and Your interns will give you the word, you guys have to spell it, we don't have to use our dry erase boards for this one, and your interns will give you that word used in a sentence,

but then Stephen Che will also give you that word, how he thinks it is used in a sentence. He has been briefed on Gen Z slang before this, the definitions, the phrases, all of it. I can repeat the word for you, but that also means Che has to automatically repeat the sentence. Okay. And then how do you judge this? If you get it right or not. I'm guessing the word for you, but that also means che has to automatically repeat the sentence, okay? All right, and then well, how do you judge this if you get it right or not? I'm guessing the spelling yes You're gonna spell it

Kate spell yeah, but wait are we doing the sentences first? Now they will yeah, okay, can you please yes? Yeah, or a cat got No more questions even fuck There's not much going on upstairs, but she's got a cat Yeah, oh my god GY a tea yet Incorrect.

Oh, what? Another T at the end. Multiple T's. Two T's? Two T's? That makes sense. Sometimes it can be like five T's. First T's, silence.

Is the more T's the bigger the ass? Bigger the ass? Mm-hmm. All right. Colloquially, yeah. Fuck, two T's. Interesting. All right, Titus.

We need this counter. Oh, two T's. Which I guess just falls on me all right listen close here Period Yeah, what Okay, go ahead say I'm listening close go ahead say period Period use it in a sentence me wait you go ahead Connor The mic sit in the mic I Got this shit on period

And you meant that Steven Michael Jordan is the goat period Mark please spell period. P-E-R... I-O-D-T. Sounds... Correct. Yeah!

Alright. Why the fuck would anyone say it like that? Yeah. It was, I got that shit on, that's what I knew. I got that shit on. Yeah, you said I got that shit on, period. I get it. Oh, DT. Alright, that's a point for Titus. Oh, yes, KB your word is

moots What? Intern can you please say it again Moots Moots this intern does Got the old Sentence for KB's talking to my All right, you got the old Moots Stephen you go first maybe Steve Me and or I do a lot of stuff with big cats. We got a lot of moots. Oh mutuals, okay?

What really Mutuals I don't think it's gonna be any idea We'll just try this M. Oh, oh T. S. Correct Wow great job Is it mutuals mm--hmm. Okay, so is che it's is che Like che how does he know the definitions? He does he's just a knows how che would use it. Yep. Okay He's been doing good so far. He's making the slang because I originally thought it was che doesn't know either He's guessing what he's guessing what it means. He might not be able to use it in a in a hip way What it means he might not be able to use it in a in a hip way, but he knows he would

Yeah, okay, all right. All right. Just using in che ways All right one of the gen one of the interns tell me if I'm pronouncing this wrong. Oh, no Chugi oh, I know this you do CHE you g y I guess I should use it in a sentence first, but I that's gonna be my guess I Mean come on say it again this guy didn't know chuggy either you don't know chuggy. He knows he knows Ian That's exactly what I said you know you did yeah, I did He didn't even need a sentence this well, okay, can I say this is the embarrassing part?

I'm pretty sure they did an article in the New York Times about Chugi and that's how I thought they described Barstool Sports Yeah, that's why this is come and gone. I don't think it's still you. Yeah. Yeah, I use it But it's sad to be like I know the slay in the New York Times. Yeah, no, it's not frequently Yeah, it's pretty much out of the vernacular Yeah, all right, so I got a point. You got a point. Yeah, mark. You see it's you. Hey. All right Brandon What is Chugui you know it when you see it? You referenced I I think maybe we were don't tell me you're Chugui Alright Brandon, yeah skibbity I Think you know this baby Gronk has skibbity res

Steven Man that new whip is skippity off the lot Brandon that's almost certainly not that can't be the correct usage so it's just a matter of how many bees here because SKI BB IDI might might be 1B Maybe double D I think it's 1B No points, yeah 1B 1D That was very punitive I thought What does skibbity mean?

Yeah what does that mean? Skibbity is like an extra adjective you would throw in front of something That doesn't say what it is at all It's just like hella? Or like wicked in Boston? I think it's just an interjection you use it. Yeah, and Mleen Nonsensically yes Cool oh yeah, so it's it's not a term. It's a show

That's proper noun. It's like become a term as a result of this like it can mean cool dumb bad The fuck are we watching you're watching the biggest thing on the internet last year wait. It's the fuck boom. Oh yeah I mean look at it look at these numbers Toys in your house yeah like This was the biggest thing on the internet. I should get credit for that. Okay, everything's alright Nick internet spell Phantom as in Phantom tax Well no, Britain Oh No, Brent

Even know actually I Would just say or Stephen can go first Okay to help you out. I Was looking so good the other night downtown they gave me a phantom tax. I didn't like that. He said I was looking so good the other night downtown they gave me a phantom tax. But he said it with attitude.

Does downtown matter in that? That wasn't that? Do you have a sentence for phantom? Not even close? Like have you ever seen Duke Dennis have to pay the phantom tax FAN um correct They got my boy Duke isn't it food phantom comes in you have to pay that he takes a bite of your food oh So Steven didn't use it right no We by chance have a points update TJ I think it's yes one moment

Three-way tie thank you and three-way tie. Thank you. Wow. Oh no. Wow. Wow. TJ, the next one will be what I sent you. Who's in last?

Brandon. That's, yeah, you'd have to go pick up Mince at the airport. Brandon and Kate. It was. Brandon and Kate. No, you're not. And Titus.

And Titus. We're fine. Yeah. All right, for this next one, you guys will just be working together with your intern. Okay. All right, so TJ if you want to pull it up. I have lists throughout the years There's been many different Batman and Spider-Man throughout the generations and there's been even more villains and actors who played those villains So I have all the villains on this page and the numbers one through six

Kate when you go first you just have to confidently put which actor belongs in which spot chronologically Wow chronologically or based on when the movie came out so first would be the oldest six would be the most recent okay yeah we should write these down you don't have to well no but it says it then it's off the board she taking one off it's odd you're automatically out Sorry. This is our last one standing ah got it All right does the snake? No, nice. Yeah seems like we're kind of fucked over here. Yeah What am I doing? I'm putting this in order is to latest just just pick one so you could say like I want Joe

I'm pretty confident Joe Schmoe will be the number two cool Joe Schmo will be the number two cool Does this include like the remakes to is it this says this this excludes the Spider-man where like all the villains came together from the different timelines. Okay earliest latest earliest latest one beat one being The earliest like the longest ago. Yes. Yeah. All right Michael Keaton or who's called Dano? I don't know what do you know who Paul Dano is? No, who's the ball who's the one on the bottom right? Don't forget. He's like he was from that 70s show So Michael Keaton's older than him for sure Jill and Hall was really recent. He was

But I think I can do I think you'll hold thehaal is the newest. Yeah, I know. We're good. You get 30 seconds. 20 more seconds left. Wait, are we putting this in order, the whole thing? No. No, we're just one. We're just one. I think it's easiest if we find the most recent. We can't start with Kaden.

Yeah, no, we can't. You pick, so that I can blame you if we get it wrong. Yeah, I feel pretty calm. I've never seen a movie. All right, Kate, 15 seconds. OK, you say Gyllenhaal then. OK, Gyllenhaal. For what what not the newest you want Jill and hall at one at eight eight Final answer okay is out Okay

Michael Keaton's old as fuck This is uh I'm gonna. I'll say I'll say it once more. What do you see these are these are villains villains? Oh, these are okay. These are hold on hold on hold on hold on these are villains. That's the one Kate you're already out. You're out. Okay. Okay. It wouldn't have changed. It's for the best. I'm honestly relieved of Spider-Man and Batman movies mm-hmm Okay so relieved of Spider-Man and Batman movies mm-hmm okay so yeah I mean good thing we didn't say that how about I don't know then 20 seconds I don't know the foe is chronologically a goblin so he would be six so we'll be okay we'll be okay yeah

five well how are we ten seconds how is that how is everybody so comprised we have to do how is everyone? I'm ready. Yeah one It's a simple game of by it's a simple game of spider-man Batman match together pick the villain and put him in order Just do it. Why are you why is this so I have seen any of the Batman videos? Uh It's it's a very simple game, and that's why we have a very simple answer. What is our... what are we doing? What do you want to do? Uh, we'll go... we'll go Defoe 5.

Eh. Oh! Mark, you have been eliminated. Defoe 5? So we're thinking Keaton 1? I've never been more confused. Keaton before Defoe? I got our answer.

I know it too. Yeah, okay. Yeah, we'll go Michael Keaton before Defoe? I got our answer. I'm good. I know it too. Yeah, we'll go with Michael Keaton won. Eh-eh. No, I think... Mind you, villains. Yeah, villains. He played Batman. Oh, he was a villain.

Heath Ledger won. Fuck! Eh-eh. Oh, Willem Defoe won. Correct. Oh. We will go, oh man, did Dark Knight or did Spider-Man 3 come out first? Dark Knight before Spider-Man 3.

Or we could go most recent. That would probably be. Gyllenhaal was a bad guy. Paul Dano was the bad guy in the Robert Pattinson one. Is that the most recent one? You guys are out. If he doesn't get this, Brandon gets the point. I say go with that. Dano 8. Correct. Wow. I was harder than I thought all right so so it's all about it's all about Topher Grace and Heath Ledger it's all about Topher Grace is I'm gonna if I'm wrong he's gonna get on that so let's maybe

reverse engineer this thing Keaton had to be recently because he's in his old man arc now so and he wasn't a bad guy this this number order thing is given TJ fit you don't even have to write it it's crazy what's going on boxes like in the middle it was fucking up live. Tommy, thank you TJ. Heath Ledger was...oh! Ten seconds. I don't...I don't... Topher Grace II, final answer. Correct. Wow! Should we Ledger 3-um?

Yeah. We could Ledger 3-um? That's Dark Knight. Ledger 3. Correct. Wow. Now you're just- Wow. Now it's getting good guys. Now it's getting good. This is why we play. You wanna go from the back? What? Oh!

Whoa! You should take the training course. You wanna go from the back? Or the front? That's so hot when a walker says that. Oh my god, yeah. I don't know. Lead me to the bedroom. I think, you wanna go from the back or the front? Take me on a walk first.

Wait, what's the pointy? Parade me around. Where you wanna put it, back or front? Do these count as one point each, or is it one point for the game, Dave? All right, all right, all right, all right. For the game. Jamie Foxx was like 2014.

10 seconds. Ooh, was he? Not 10 seconds, hold on. Can you just say. Jamie Foxx was like 2014. 10 seconds. Ooh, was he? Not 10 seconds, hold on. Can you just say not 10 seconds like that? Yeah, time out. It's been five minutes, friend. No, time out, you're still thinking about it. Now you actually have 10 seconds.

Jill and Hall, seven. Correct. Wow. Yeah, that's how we work together. Yeah, yeah. Fuck these guys. Michael Keaton was the flying thing in a spin a Tom Holland spider-man So that would maybe be just say you know all these answers I don't with being coy

Than Tom Hardy as Venom oh Wait a minute. Let's just Jamie Foxx for What was he and in wins The very simple game guy, I don't know why you guys couldn't say I'm hard he was Bad guys I should have should have keep the six that's on me I'll take the blame you think Michael Keaton Batman spider-man you think of Michael's role is the he was clear when he said villain Yeah, definitely do all right all right simple game Congrats Brandon Brandon good good point. Yeah, it's a good point It's cool yeah, well how complicated we should have two points for that. I'd say that

For sure. All right, the interns will actually can be of no help for this. Oh solo mission All right. This is the definition portion definition portion yes, and if you get it right, it's It'll be ranked by Stephen Che on how warm it is. Now if you get it right, it's it'll be ranked by Stephen Che on how warm it is Now if you get it right, it's a full ten points Yes We just went right here all right Kate

She what does whisper face II mean and why don't you go ahead and use it in a sentence for me? I can't I can't talk to him. Correct face II Whisper. What does Facy mean? And why don't you go ahead and use it in a sentence for me? I can't talk to him. Correct. Facy? Mind you, you're trying to win it for these guys. What does Facy mean? Facy, Facy.

Mm-hmm. Facy, Kevin Facy. You're getting there. Facy. Everyone will get 20 seconds. She gave me that Facy. Oh. Right?

Hey, we're getting somewhere. Seemed right. Facey, facey, facey. If she has too much, she's got too much makeup on. She's a little face, she's too facey. That makes sense? Not that you can, ladies.

That's gotta be right. I don't mind that. You can't. Yeah. Wrong. Oh. Wait, what is the, what's his points? And now, in turn you can, if you get it right, you get one single point. One single point?

Who Pafino's Facy? I don't know Facy. What? Yeah, you do. You don't know Facy. Even I know Facy. Is that your two-face? Eh!

No. Facy is just someone you've been seeing, seeing around a lot. I see their face everywhere. Maybe on campus. They're just constantly popping up That's correct, right? I didn't know that oh No, it's right Than you guys Danny's the youngest brain kind of you so they're getting partial points for that or no No, they got zero points right there. Sorry che will will eliminate your part

That's a good all right all right mark. It was that easy you can just do that Mark what does what does chuzz mean? You know Chuz? He said come on Come on Chuz! Shit Chuz bro So if Mark gets this right it's 10 points If your intern gets it right it's 1 point If neither it's 0 points

That's like, Chuz is like gas, it's fire, it's fucking Chuz dude Shit it's Chuz They're laughing at you I mean I don't know how else to say that shit is just like it's fucking Chuz You know what I mean? That's a Chuz ass answer sure I should wrong Connor for one point The chas is another word for the chopped huzz which means ugly bitch. Oh Oh, it's ugly bitch in a derogatory sense or it could be used as like bro or do chopped toes. What's a chopped?

Oh chop chop Chop wait what is huh what is huzz? huzz is hoeszz? Wait, what is huzz? What is huzz? Huzz is hozz? Huzz is like another word for, I guess, somebody? Oh, it's not hozz. No. Jesus Christ.

Chopped. Are there any chuz's in there? That's a point. That's gotta be a point. Yeah, you got one point. Alright. Chopped. They, when you said, they laughed at your answer. Yeah, it was exactly right

Wait his look they're all no They laughed at Titus's answer. I What is a sneaky link? Oh, this is easy. This is uh, oh It isn't too easy. Oh, it's way easier than the others. Yeah a Sneakily is just like a girl you go to hook up with. Friend with benefit. Correct. 10 points.

Wow. 10 points for that? That's crazy. Bias. Sneaky link was a blow. We're just cooking it. That's bias, yeah. He had chuz.

And facey. They made up words for it. You gave me fag. Daddy, you gave me chuz. And facey. And facey. So you wouldn't want to, would you keep your Chas as a sneaky link? It's on the slot yeah, but if you did if you did happen to have a Chas you'd want a sneaky right?

That you'd want to sneak around fuck with Chas at all right, but I'm saying I'm a fellow the older you get well sometimes He's got all you can get Chas is absolutely no go to you also if you got a choice you've got a sneaky you got a stat You like I say, but they seem to they seem to think you just never chose But I'm you know you have to try man gets to a point where they got a shot You got a choice, and then you got a sneaky you tell me why would the link be sneaky for you? Why would it be sneaky? It's your boy's girlfriend? It's your it's your friend's mom oh your first cousin okay that's a small town and nobody's gonna say anything nobody

yeah everybody already knows but you still got a cat all right all right big cat maybe just has fucking 13 points that's crazy what does what that was crazy what you've heard of Chuz what does bros mean? Oh God? Bros bros you you can't use it in a sentence. Can you spell it? bros br u z z bros BRUZZ. So is it, I'm just going off Chuz, like guy your bros with but not really? You don't want to be? Kind of sucks.

He's not, he's Lucas. Lucas is a bros. That's a good answer. Lucas is a bros, yeah. Sorry, wrong. You want to step in here alone? Not me Owen, no. Almost.

Yeah, steal a point here pretty sure bros is like It's just guy huzz right Basically It's like bro or dude oh ugly dude is in a no no it's just so many like yeah, all right So it's not Lucas. Mm-hmm God. I don't know that I at one point Yeah, huh Was ugly whore Bro, bro, it's just a bro. I just become like a universal suffix

He's got a lot to learn about this generation. Listen, we were saying like this is crazy But wait, is that a husband fuck is that? I mean these full-time Me and the chopped bros. I mean he's full-time. Think about think about the English language. There's multiple meanings for two and spelling. That's right. What was that, Kenmence? Right? So huzz could mean a lot when you add a- Oh, there's a fine huzz? That could be a hot huzz? Fuzz? In the chopped bros. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's good. So we got a point.

Nice. Good job Owen. Brandon's good. So we got a point. Nice. Good job on Brandon. What does small mean? Oh, S M O L. You smirked when you got to mine. I know. I know. I know this one. No, you can't. I just want to get that on camera again because when I looked at him he went okay, okay Say it again small Smol No It's pretty easy. It's super easy. This is Ten seconds. Hey hey hey

Ten seconds. Oh hey hey hey Brandon It's a past tense of smell and intern got it Jack for like small like he's small a Small small person. Oh, it's small small and adorable. Yeah, it's girls use it like oh Never heard it's like a like oh this dog is so small That's yeah, yeah little it's a little little cute dog alright Nick It's it's a horrific word that awful people. Yeah Yeah, yes

Nick What's a sussy Baca? Oh? It's awful people but yeah Yeah, yes Nick What's a sussy Baca? Oh? Dude if you don't know this I'm gonna judge you I think that's a suss is that a dude that acts feminine Nope It's when someone's a little like, shady but like, not smooth about it. Yep, I'll take it. Oh!

Suspicious idiot. Wow. You have a word for that? Mm-hmm, what a word for that. Vincey's a sussy Bacca. Yeah, he is. Sussy Bacca. I have one point for Nick.

Why not just say they're sussy. Thank you for salvaging that. Well, cause they're a Bacca. What is the Bacca part? I don't know what a box that like chew baka. Yep, surge surge. Yeah We all agree KB was just handed yes Give me another one. I never heard that until now. Yeah, you wouldn't all right Minus one point each no right just kidding all right this is the last thing okay these will just be random questions I will ask you all the same thing you guys have to write yours down first and then they

could come in for one point I'll make make this 10 points too, if that pleases everyone. That does please me. Yes, I like that. Sasi Baka. Idiot, Japanese. All right, guys. Yes, turn around. Thank you.

The pleur handshake is a gesture used amongst ravers that involves giving ravers a piece of your candy from your candy bracelet. In rave culture, pleur is a concept that represents a philosophy of acceptance inclusivity. What does pleur stand for? P-L-U-R.

Yep, everyone write it down. I didn't understand anything you said. That was too many words. I'm trying to also inform you on the culture. P-L-U-R. I'm trying to also inform you on the culture PL you are Pl you are Five seconds holy shit Danny. I I What can you use it at a more what what is the plur is it a noun is it a verb?

It's a credo Mm-hmm philosophy it's an acronym look what is a lifestyle? It's an it's an acronym plur stands for what use it in a sentence somebody you share your candy with is They're a plur acronym PLUR stands for something. Use it in a sentence. Somebody you share your candy with. Is there a plural? It's not like a cohesive clause, it's like four separate things. Oh yeah. But like what, I'm not gonna write anyway. But like what is, yo what's up man, you want my plural?

Write words. It's a philosophy. All right Kate. Like it's a phrase that you'd want to have I said peace love unity rave Titus you go first I I still don't know what I'm trying to maybe I still peace love unity respect Respect they can't peace love unity respect also weird. I have the same heart as Brandon crazy. I didn't That was a cheating going there peace love unity respect come on me and Jack both that peace love unity respect peace love unity respect alright Kate you get

once I didn't cheat that was my fault ever put the heart cheated Kate and Titus got one point everyone else got ten 23 you just cheat well Kyle wrote it like all right. He wrote it like this where I just Hide your sheets he Nick did not I got it actually from both sides all right everyone hide their sheets, okay? What do we go all right a? Borg is a homemade mixed drink in an empty milk jug containing vodka water Kool-Aid mix Pedialyte and whatever else these kids heart desire. What does Borg stand for? Oh, yeah, oh RG Hey, no cahoots yet Borg fuck. Hey Connor

What is this worse the separate ten points? Yeah Mmm, then seen so yes. Yes. I know what this is this is this is actually kind of an old thing we used to do this back in when I was in school work oh my god I know what a Borg is oh boy fuck No cheating please. No cheating. Well he doesn't know the answer so it's not cheating. Oh yeah right. No attempts at cheating please. 10 seconds. This is so old person. Okay, I'm guessing. I do not have this.

I couldn't cheat on either one of them Danny. Am I going? Yeah. Yep, reveal. Booze on the root gallon. Nice. It's a black outrage gallon Body whiskey gallon all right one one point for Kyle's team ten points for tight Kate juice beer random

Beer a real G. I couldn't think of a cheese you got Jack There we go one point for Brandon Nick. I couldn't think of a G. What you got, Jack? There we go, one point for Brandon, Nick. I have big ol' party gallon. Oh, close. You got it? Regular gallon. We didn't know it either. Shit.

Damn. Oh, we got damn. I'll be god. What is it, blackout? Rage gallon. Rage gallon. That's awesome. I got a good intern back here.

I want him. Knows all the stuff. Fuck. We were doing bad. All right. Are we in last? We are in last by ten points There any more getting it right is ten points Who all has done a Borg or finished like drank a Borg?

Yeah, you I did before I do it was a work. Oh sure. Yeah, it worked You have you have to black out what you have a boy you name it right? You color it you nickname it It's punny nicknames though right has like a borg in it Yeah, no fucking way All right actually interns you will leave the room for this one. This will be the last round okay? This one's for a points, you said? Yes.

Okay. What are the standings right now? We got them. What about 99? Okay. That's a lot. Fine. We can maybe wager.

Yeah, final Jeopardy. Okay, yeah, we bet how many points we want. Okay. We're just making the rules up. Oh, final jeopardy. I love that. Right there? Yeah.

All right. I'm gonna give you six Snapchat emojis. These are emojis that will be seen next to snappers names And they have to do with the relationship you have of who you're snapping with you have to tell me what each emoji means and We will tally up your correct answers at the end see how many you get right so you get a possible you get a possible 60 points 60 points Alright You get a possible 60 points. 60 points. Alright. Okay.

Okay. Alright. Yellow heart. Two pink hearts. What? What? What are we putting? One? Wait a minute.

One? Just write it. I guess just write the emoji down for now. Okay. So... So the first one is yellow heart? Yes. Guess just write the emoji down for now, okay So So the first one yellow heart yes numbering them once. What do I write you're writing what it means? Yeah, I got one through six and I'm right what yellow heart means yes. Yes. Thank you easy Okay Okay, if you're really out of the loop

I will tell you that it has to do with Like streaks you've had with that person for interacting with them. Yes for us some colors mean a certain amount of time Okay, okay Red heart wait number two's red heart. Yep. No. I thought two was two pink hearts. I'm sorry two is red heart wait Oh, okay, well what happened to pink hearts those will be three oh? That's not me guys one red heart yep, okay? three is All right, my heart two is red heart

Okay, three will be the two pink hearts Why would you make two the two hearts? Three is the two hearts. Two is three hearts. All right. Three is... Four is three. Four is fire emoji. Oh okay. You said these all have to do with streaks? No I think it's just what they mean yeah, no they all they all have to do streaks Fucking Christ hold on so fire all right, okay? Five is the sunglasses emoji Okay, six is an hourglass emoji All right, so fuck I

Fucked okay, okay Oh, man, okay. All right. Are we ready to show our answers? Yeah For number one Oh man. All right, are we ready to show our answers? Yeah. Fuck. For number one? Yep, for a possible 10 points here, what does the yellow heart mean? Nick, why don't you go first? New friend on Snapchat. Brandon.

I wrote cousin love. Could be. Big cat. Asian friend yeah Kyle Just a one day streak mark. I did 25 day streak. They're all streaks Kate. He said that didn't friend with cancer. Oh All incorrect that means that's your number one best friend you have the best You said Asian friend Jay

That might have to count Should count they are my best friend Jay is big cat your best friend probably I Make number two I have this was red heart mm-hmm. I had this as your best friend Mmm almost had it. I had true love for red heart Mmm, this is like you're on your rock once number one KB This is the person you have the highest streak with Mark this is 50 days of snapchat. I like your gas all day

Okay Period friend moon sister. Yeah moon sister Harder than I thought sorry. That's a two-week streak It's a weird milestone number three we'll start with you Kate two pink hearts correct What was the last one What do you worry about the last one for focus on the present? I know the last well can't change your answer anyways Just read what is two months I wrote Mark I wrote 50 day streak Good guys KB Two months would have been mutual best friends

Big cat question mark hooked up twice nice Brandon second cousin love yeah Yeah, something on your mind Nick a one week streak Kate was correct two months For that one yeah, I don't think she. She doesn't know if she has anything written down. I do, I had it written down. What is that? Yeah, wait, you changed. No, I didn't, I swear to God.

Two months, right there. It would even be impressive if she changed it without looking. All right, number four, Nick, fire, multi-day streak. I miss the streak. Brandon. That pussy was good. Yeah, I have the streak. Brandon. That pussy was good. Yeah, I have awesome sex.

Yeah. KB. A 100-day streak. Mark. I did 50-day streak. I did one-year streak. Three-day streak. Three-day?

I said multi-day streak. I'm not built for this. Yeah, that has to count. That's pretty vague, but I Sunglasses next I didn't do the straight thing at all Kate summer streak Danny what I wrote down was 50 days It has to be one of them This is a hard one. I didn't activate a guess I

Said low-key hookup Sorry, I said it's hot outside close. I have it's their birthday ah You and one of your top friends share a mutual top friend These kids did you guys know around these you guys know these I hate this did you guys know around these you guys know these I've got it. I've added a lot of them, and they they're pretty into this around like 10 years I know I forgot him. I thought it would be more fair than this all right last hourglass streak ending Brandon make a decision already

They can't have him fucked in a while Warning your streak is about to be oh, I actually I wrote down some similar. Yeah, the streak is in it It has that yeah, I said like ghosted you keep snapping them, but they don't ghost you back anymore Like it looks like a close to midnight Naking KB and potentially tightest for right. I just read that's what I wrote down a streak ending I just erased it though good. God. I don't know all right who's winning what? That's it We didn't finish last Brandon, I guess we didn't what do we do for a tie?

I mean Kyle yeah, I mean Kyle got fucking you're brilliant when you got sneaky link right How did you pull that rave thing too that was impressive you didn't know that So we need to break a fucking first place high Shouldn't be between the oh yeah between the Who can carry ours the longest why don't we do no no wait so who's the between your way? Who's the beach with our man KB and Nick KB and Nick so it's a grin and on let no just Gallador is good stages let's reverse it on I'm like oh yeah yes yeah like what did Bill Clinton play on the Arsenio Hall yeah yeah what color was Monica

Lewinsky's yeah yeah what is not likeio Hall? What is 9-11? What transpired on 9-11 2001? Alright, Nick asks KB's intern and KB asks Nick's intern. Okay. KB's intern. Sure. Sit down. And let me know if this is too hard you get one ant one question no reader

This is for everything what two words were on a banner behind George Bush as he gave a speech on a battleship That's great. It's too hard. Oh, it's good You can kind of guess When was this one was a speech well during George Bush's presidency jr. W Forish yeah, May 1st 2003 three Some would say it was the end of a streak Yeah We're gonna show

You get ten seconds go America. Okay. Yeah Yeah, no we know shouldn't made your question so hard well that was for mission And then we went to war for 20 more years It's funny looking back it's really Mission accomplished in like fuck yeah, we hundreds of thousands of people died after that. What was the mission? What was we still don't know? After that what was the mission what was we still don't know? What prompted the banner

Iraq was over Say it was six weeks into the war six weeks six weeks Remember I threw the shoe at him. Oh, yeah, we got in we got Saddam Hussein. All right, Kyle you asked for any question. Yeah, this is for the win Let's go Brian I think the last question was fair by the way. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you Artie Lang and Robin Quivers were co-hosts on This very famous and long-running serious satellite radio show starring a Jewish man. Howard Stern. Wow! My dad's favorite show. Well done. Love it. Well done. Way to go Brynn. Thanks guys. She won. Yeah, that's right. They can bring

What do we win? Doesn't matter all right. She gets to take a picture with the last place yeah, I remember what she that's what she gave her winning yeah Kate Sorry what a prize and then then has to pick up mincy Or her intern okay, we have to pick up mincy from the airport and my dude on scooters on scooters Okay, we'll let you know when it is all right all right. All right. Thanks everyone I'm so out of it. Thank you guys Slang through me for yeah really tough anything else like anyone want to say something yeah

We didn't lose see you bros mission accomplished. It was a comeback for stuff forgetting your name. Yeah, good job Oh, yeah, thank you. Yeah Didn't finish last. I don't think she forgot your stuff. You never knew it. Yeah, never knew I can't forget something you never know Never knew it never knew can't forget something you never know Yeah, but the shit we don't know who the fuck cares yeah Chas is cool. I like Chas Chas Funny I like chopped us. I would like to Borg at some point. I love that Chas is broad that I also don't know what they mean

There's a lot of bullshit being thrown around here today, but Chas Chas will stick with Chas is cool You can throw us on the end of pretty much anything and it's a word now. Yeah cuz cuz it would be the us Yeah, I'm watching you. What's up? Yes, and it'd be the yak yak cuz Bruss it was fascinating learning about all this. Yeah. Shocking. It's being a whole different language. Did you guys see the new 2Poppy drop that I tweeted? It was so good.

They've been on fire. Like, the twist that they were bros. I still don't know. I can't tell if they were bros. I need them in here so bad. So bad. Boys, we popped out. It was a good-ass time

We shotgunned a couple happy dads and whatnot we walk in and we see these two people arguing bro And it was like two boys. They were like boys with each other. I think they were real I think they were roommates bro damn and they were like bro like you won't do shit and the other dudes like Bro, like I thought we were boys like what the fuck are you doing? I thought LSU came at the LSU on-campus Caines the original one and he hit him with the one two fucking Mike Tyson dead ass bro drops Wow bro It was crazy, and they were boys. Oh, they were boys He's a wealth of those Dead ass and they were they were boys

And my dad is that is it intentional at this point or it's genuine? No, it's a good question. I don't think. No, dead ass is intentional. They're not trying to be funny. I can't say dead ass would be joking. It's just kept on checking. Yeah, it seemed very real.

But they have to know, be aware of the feedback. Yeah, are they self-aware? Does that affect anything? I don't know. I mean, that's how Gen Z talks. Yeah, you can't say dead ass. No one says seriously anymore. They say dead ass.

Shit. I don't know. I mean that's how Gen Z talks Yeah, you can't say no one says seriously anymore. They say deadass shit I'm not a touch I don't think that's like a generational thing. I think that's just Timelessly whack so they're Arizona guys Arizona State guys yeah, and Goldfinger who is an Arizona guy is kind of like that Is he though? a purer form There's an Arizona guy is kind of like that is he though a pure form That was bad play it again, I don't think you understand the part that they were boys

They never clarified It's party and me and all my boys we popped out that he shot was a good-ass time We shotgun to a couple happy dads and whatnot We walk in and we see these two people arguing bro, and it was like two boys They were like boys with each other. I think they were roommates I think they were roommates, bro Damn, and they were like like you won't do shit and the other dudes like bro like I thought we were boys like what the fuck Are you doing at the LSU canes at the LSU on campus? Canes the original one and he hit him with the one two fucking Mike Tyson dead ass. Oh drop Wow

Oh, it was crazy, and they were boys Oh, they were boys Follow-up questions are great. Yeah, they were circling back And you knew they were because the one guy said I thought we were boys and the mission was accomplished yeah The original canes Yeah on campus How are those rock doing empty foodie boys? I don't know and her for them in a while Yeah, we haven't heard

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Chuz is definitely sticking and I would love to Borg. Maybe we do a Borg race. The chat is suggesting Borg draft. Borg draft. Oh, Borg draft. Borg draft. Does anybody have a birthday coming up next week? My birthday is June 3rd.

I thought so. Oh. Borg draft. Borg draft, B-O-R-G. And it all goes in. The Borg, at its core, is a gallon of water, and then you put like liquid flavoring into it, so it's just some sort of So we draft Different licks liquors and then one thing to flavor it

We have to know RG I sat here and said hey Borg draft and none of y'all just look dead ass We should we all right no time out. Yeah, what about a Borg draft? Bros yes, that is so bros You know some chosha already thinking the names is so is what could you compare Borg to is that would that be like our? Four four loco era I was thinking Edward 40 hands yeah and jungle juice everybody writes like a silly name like Dr.. Jack And jungle juice everybody writes like a silly name like dr. Jack Spongeborgs square pant yeah

Sweet does it have to have like the pedialyte or mixing it I think people use like the meo stuff is like the flavor Oh, it's squeegee. It's just like a bottle of vodka and then a thing of that. Oh, we do a board draft Bottle of vodka and then a thing of that. Oh, we do a board draft Board dress a great idea Jacob just text me Brown versus the Borg of education. Oh Cyborg great KB missed it. We had an idea to do a Borg draft No, it was it was it was Airboard yeah, the problem was Brandon sneaky linked when he said I didn't sneak you yeah you sneaky look the Borg draft I did I didn't hear it Borg draft and then y'all just

looked at me when are you a little sexy huh when are you gonna cheat oh I'm you link it was my New Year's resolution this year but I it doesn't look good I haven't gotten unfat yet okay just fun Just find a Chuz you good fun to Chuz It's not cheap. It's with a Chuz is that a singular term as well What are we saying? I thought it was singular. Oh really Chuz Chuz I think Chuz is plural Oh voice crack Sounds like it's a plural Chuz Chuz yeah, then oh is it makes you sound like I don't think where are the chas? Oh, man invite the chas then do I have permission is it chas or grenade?

Yeah, so I have permission to call the girls the chas yes Bad I want to bully them so bad are they here can you spy camo I want to spy oh they're fighting words They're here on the god. I know Hannah now. I don't know Titus why are they coming after you for being fat? I don't know man. I don't know yeah, we got a chosen I don't know cuz they went after Jack McCarthy. I guess they saw him run Yeah, oh by the way tomorrow I crush it I think I think this will probably be a maybe ten minutes of the show. Maybe not even Jack McCarthy and mince you're gonna play tennis against each other. Oh great for ten minutes

Well, we're it will probably on this will probably no no they're gonna get a court We're gonna get cameras out there, so we'll get to watch it No I'm saying ten minutes because like it probably take five to ten minutes to realize the Jack McCarthy significantly better than mince I realize that right now Yeah, I still would like to see it. Okay, you will always surprise me want to stay title Yeah, didn't mincy prolific at tennis we you want a Louisiana private school teams to a Team state you hear about the whole details. Yeah. Yeah, well, they just cooked it a little bit. No, they cook it but they I

Asked mincy about the state title winning, yeah, where they just cooked it a little bit. No, they didn't cook it, but they, I asked Mincy about the state title winning. And he, it was doubles, and he was like, yeah, we won this epic match in the quarterfinals. And I was like, okay, and then what happened? He's like, well, we lost in the semis. I was like, well, how did you win the state title then? They lost in the semis to another pair from their school. And the team won.

That team from his school lost in the final, but they had enough points to win the state title. Oh, they won the overall team. So, Mincy did not, he did not even win the semis, and his team didn't even win the finals, but because they had enough points, they won the whole thing. He finished top eight.

That doubles. Doubles three. So top 16. Did the other schools have multiple teams? I don't know. Because they won most people. Correct. Has he been saying he could beat Jack?

Yeah, how did this all start? I think I just was like, I bet mincy could beat you Jack and he's like no chance I was like all right well I want to see it and they were boys yeah really like their friend yeah boys damn yeah like I said it's gonna maybe be like 10 minutes I just want to see mincy on the court I think that will be I would love to see him play tennis imagine if he's just incredible like if he beats Jack McCarthy That will be imagine. You remember watching him play ping-pong for the first time. No, I do not He was decent. He he was decent and he moved like a tennis player playing ping-pong Okay, so that's what he ran back and forth at the ping-pong table. He shook a lot

There was a lot of movements a lot of like he was having a stroke at times. Do they have they have a court che? I Talked with Don this morning. I just gave them a heads up that they want it First 10 minutes the act one. Okay, not first 10 minutes. Just whenever the second 10 minutes It could be the third 10 minutes. Maybe the fourth b-block c-block If Stephen Che had his way we would do a boxy buck like b-block Yeah, we'd love that let him block out a show one day, okay Steve even block out tomorrow show you smiled I Don't I mean I don't know how to do that But like yeah, would it be more start would it originally have been more structured whatever it was eight years ago? Yes, but I think it's worked out pretty well block out the show tomorrow

You really want that yeah, all right asking you shall receive He wants to do it so bad too. He does You gotta give us the topics though. Yeah, no, he's got a before but you got to do it like before the show I mean mincy Jack might go two blocks That's Stevens Yeah, what do you think? I don't want to I don't want to talk about I don't want to burn c-block material in a block you know right yeah I mean cuz they've I want to know what draws everyone in right well 15 a block is probably gonna be Jordan LeBron

Yeah, probably we miss Terry's Hallibrese Albert and a superstar yeah a block a block I'm gonna wear the cape tonight at home you said no no double no turnovers why did you think I said you said no no I said yeah okay I was pursing my lips to say yeah Tyrese to the grave hmm he's definitely a super what kind of question even is that central face of the league is? Bam out of bio a superstar star no not even close never even touch superstar. Oh fuck He wouldn't know not even like close easy. I'm just like that was dumb. I was trying to think of a good one He's closer than you're acting like a lot. No a superstar So this is good a block stuff. Okay. We're doing it a block

This is this is why we need to block it out tomorrow like in G block We're G block. I mean burn this is John Moran to superstar. Yes No Yes, no he's not oh you do you think there's three superstars in the way. I think there's like five John Moran hate him Luca Luca yes, okay. Yes, SGA. Yes Take that her Adam is right there Adam. Yes, hit him. Yes Steph Curry yes, but aging LeBron. Yes. Yes, Halliburton Kyrie and Davis Albert's got a star star star star

Not although Bancharo no star could be a superstar would be star potential superstar Kyrie's a superstar and he had a superstar like little run not anymore he's are you this is why we have to talk it out yeah because are you doing talent are you doing it's both because Kyrie Kyrie is that Kyrie's that dude that which might be above sir but is he still yeah let's do that dude you go to you go like a lot of that dude you pull like the NBA players and they're like who's the best player in the world now you're like I'm glad I'm glad we got you sitting down talk to me SDA or Yoko choose the best player and they're like man I think it's Kyrie

no yeah you're like what that's not super so you're talking about Hoopers Hoopers that's a that's that dude no you're doing who I'm saying he's no, which is bigger Hooper's Hooper No, no, every Hooper's favorite Hooper. That's that dude who which is it which is a turn. That's not a superstar Well, it's better than a super. I think that's like a first cat identify that dude. He's that dude So who's a superstar? David's hell is every comedian's favorite comedian, but he's not a superstar comedian He's a ball. That's above it might be but I'm just saying that's above That's the I think that's that dude. I think that dude would rather be a superstar comedian. He's above, that's above. It might be, but I'm just saying superstar. That's above. I think that dude would rather be a superstar. Steven, are you okay with us burning all this?

I got a lot of stuff. Okay. I mean, yeah, we can. Because this is some good shit right here. Who's a superstar who isn't that dude? Who he really isn't that dude. Tatum. Tatum, Tatum, Tatum, yeah.

Correct. Tatum. Yeah, it's Tate him And then this all makes sense That was fun that was fun Good blocking Stephen job way to do that. I'll make sure we got two hours tomorrow Where's he gonna put mincy verse Jack McCarthy Where is he going to put mincy verse jack mccarthy over time big big decision can we do block reveals i don't want them all at one yeah like i want i want it yeah block number two yeah when it's ready for a new block you come out with the sheets and hand

them to us yeah i think you do it that way yes like a horse you know horn or something like a block done here we go and then you just pass it out. And we have to stop talking about, we have to get it out of our minds. And whenever, yeah, whenever the block's over you just come in and be like, all right, done. Even if we're on like a great spot. And Che, you can referee this, blow the whistle if we're talking about A block during C block. Right. And can we have some kind of like the screen swirls and it's like, yeah, okay. Yeah, can you do it like an intro video? For each block? Welcome? Welcome to B block. I would love that. I would really like that.

Intro video, come out and pass the... Alright. That can play while he's passing the paper. What's the potential issue? I gotta leave halfway through Yacht tomorrow. There's a kindergarten graduation. There is a kindergarten or a child? So that's why you...

So Steven, that's fine. You just need to make an intro video for each block. You can just leave them like with us I make an intro video. Yeah, you're blocking it out. You don't have to sit sit here and direct us the whole time You just give us the format. That's what yeah the block the timer will go down and just be like alright now It's be block time leave your phone on just in case though any questions we have Now it's bee block time. Leave your phone on just in case though. Any questions we have? What's he doing? It's like, oh shit, Stephen's bee block.

How many times a year would you say you eat wheat toast? And we have to talk about that for 20 minutes. 20 minutes. That had to have been a prep shoot topic at some point last summer last seven or eight years. Wow. Pretty good. Pretty good.

But I feel like sometimes the blocks get hot and then you bump them. The block is hot. The block is hot. The block is hot. They do say that. Right? Doesn't that happen? Yeah.

Per se. But that happens. Jack, McCarthy, and Mincy could be very compelling. Maybe it is. I don't know Yeah, we can be like set for like all right. Sorry, right then you bump other stuff and then that's television man You got it. Yeah, I like the gamble. Yeah, I think we award you the the block of the year. What is the best block? Alright, so wait do you want to do do you want to do this Monday? I feel like it'd be better Monday Do you want to do this Monday? I feel like it would be better Monday. Alright, fine. So tomorrow, Monday you can direct the whole show.

Okay. And you can... Yes, much better. Yep. Wow. Steven's blocks. I'm excited for this. It's like, what would Steven's blocks be? Like a little puzzle piece? Yeah, let's do a symbol.

It's like three or four puzzle pieces. Yeah, let's do a symbol. It's like three or four puzzle pieces put together, all different colors. Good logo. Yeah. And it's, we'll say, the Steven Show. The Steven Show. Right, yeah.

To represent, yeah, the blocks, yeah. Yeah, the blocks. They all fit together seamlessly. Oh, man. Huh. That's perfect. Can we make bumper stickers for our car? Yeah. Stuff like that, yeah. A fundraiser? Yeah. That's perfect. Can we make bumper stickers for our car? Yeah.

Stuff like that, yeah. A fundraiser? Yeah. I like that. All right, you wanna spin the wheel TJ? I'm gonna run to an interview. Oh. Aw.

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