The Yak - Auction Day Raised Over 10K For The Yak Slush Fund | The Yak 7-21-22

Episode Date: July 21, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Ho! It's a Yak! I jumped the gun on your ho! It's a yak. Jump the gun on your hoe. It's auction day. Yes. These fucking...

These guys. We got a couple guys. We've got to work on our auctioneer voice. Yeah. 15 to I-15. It's hard to talk that fast to even know what you're... Oh, look at that! Sass is here.

Sass? I thought I saw a ghost. We were going to auction your job if you didn't come. Sass is back. How'd the shows go? I heard you murdered. The shows were fantastic. Hell yeah.

It was one of the more fun times I've had in a while. Did you sell out? The late show on Tuesday did not sell out. So then the shows weren't great. Actually, the late show on Tuesday was not amazing, but the other shows were so fun. That's awesome. He's on there selling it. I went last night, and he literally has people eating out of the palm of his hand for 40 minutes straight.

People online love to be like sass doesn't like know this like he thinks he's got some kind of success like dude he goes and fucking slays a full fucking packed house crowd and they're laughing at everything like on pace like he just is is is it's fantastic to watch people better fucking give my boy the fucking respect he deserves i love it s it i love it playing my fucking dog my plans even said 45 45 that it was nonsense it was start to finish they said it was good 45 45 i mean i i retreated that one and the only the only thing they the only qualm they uh they want to go out with you afterwards oh yeah but i everybody does though so i hung out on after both shows on the

after both late shows i hung out in the club with with people at the bar with people for a while. Fuck? It's a week. I would do that if it was a week. It's the best ratio outside of a Chicks in the Office live show. Did you fuck? No. He's got a better ratio than Plan Breeze live tours.

You don't fuck? Why aren't you fucking? He doesn't do it. Why aren't you fucking? Why aren't you fucking? I never fuck. He's working on his craft. Oh, you Louis C.K. it?

Yeah, pretty much. That would make you actually really cool if you just started jerking off in front of people. That's how you get to the top. Yeah. All right. So good to have you back, Sass. Frank is here. He has a couple items.

It is auction day on the Yak. We've also decided right before we're not going to auction off any experiences today because we're going to do this multiple times with our sponsorship with whatnot. So experiences will be the next. Maybe we'll just do an entire auction off day with experiences. Today will just be items only.

We're going to do two items each. Two items each. Unless you have 11. Unless you have 11. Yeah. I brought a whole bag yeah let's see how it goes there's somebody here that has an item that i think could be one of the top items in new york city whoa i think i have one of the top items it's not no one in here i think it's

chuck has it i i have it oh you have it okay i have it that's incredible i could either go for i was there for the moment. I deserve to have it. You do. Yes. I was just hoping somebody had it. I am like the authenticator of the moment. You know what I mean? I was there.

I saw it. It happened. No way. Yes. You know what it is. Yeah. Okay. Can we do some housekeeping?

Maybe we'll build up to the last day. I have no idea what it is. Yeah. Can we do some housekeeping? Can we jump into it? Yes. Because no one knows what we're talking about right now. Maybe we'll build up to the last album. I have no idea what it is. Yeah. Can we do some housekeeping? Can we jump into it? Yes. Because no one knows what we're talking about right now. What TJ was talking about?

Yeah. Two things I want to touch on real quick. KB, did you get a new cut of short that you wear now exclusively? Whoa. This is two days in a row you're wearing this cut. No, this is the shortest cut I own. But you had yesterday. Yeah, it's out of the same.

It's a similar cut. I'm doing this until my legs become about the size. Can you stand up and show the side of that cut of the shorts? Because there'm doing this until my legs become about the size. Can you stand up and show the side of that cut of the shorts? Because there's a little slit in it like an umbro. So why are you doing it before you see the results? Are you holding yourself accountable? Yeah.

You see that little slit? Every day I see how fucking tiny and frail my fucking quads are, and it's just motivation. Standard to big leg. Yeah. Yeah. The other thing I wanted to get into is um steven shay did something disloyal and i didn't think that that was in his character i actually thought that it was out of

his character that and i thought that he was like a loyal guy and um he proved to be a prisoner of the moment and a social climber and uh oh wow he is something he kind of told me in confidence but i'm gonna put it put you out on Front Street. Blast him. He left his fantasy league that he's been in for 20 years because he has to be the commissioner of the Mike Trout League. As if he couldn't be in a fantasy league and just be the commissioner of the other one. Not true.

Steve, this is year three shit. You don't burn the bridges right away. Not true, not true. I've been in this fantasy league for like eight years. Steven. So it's not crazy. What? No. I've been in this fantasy league for like eight years. Steven. So it's not crazy. What? No.

I've been in a fantasy league for like, with my college friends and I don't even talk to like half of them and I still do it. You gotta do it. Yeah.

I'm in two leagues that I've been in the longest with and then my most recent one I've been in probably seven or eight years and I did drop that. What?

Why? Because I will have to focus a lot on this other stuff. Oh my God. Steven, what percentage are you all in on content at Barstool? I don't understand. A hundred? Yeah, dead them, mourn them.

The other ones, the old friends. You don't know them anymore. Rest in peace, the recipe. They're gone. It's more just like if I'm following that, I have to be aware of who's on everyone's team. And if I could have it at my druthers, I would probably do one. But I'm doing two instead of three. Wow.

I think that's disloyal. I think it doesn't take nothing to set an extra lineup every week. Especially if you love the game. Why don't you just have someone else run it for you? Just stay in the game. Roan recently just joined a public Yahoo League and just did a draft like a week ago. That's what I'm saying. I love the game.

I'm going to have a bunch of leagues this year. I i'm gonna have a ton of leagues that i'm in i've known you i've known you for like seven years now so i'm right at the right at the cusp of you're ready to drop me out of your life something better comes along yeah right nick castellanos comes along with a fucking uh mid five figs offered to do some fantasy you you're out of here. ESPN asked for you to be the new Matthew Barry. You're gone. No. That was not said in confidence. ESPN offers you $5 million a year to be the new Matthew Barry.

That's not apples to apples. If we're talking money, no. Disloyal. Double the money. I'd have to think about it. Probably no. Triple the money. Now we're talking. Whoa! ESPN, you have your March orders. You have to pay Stephen Chase $70,000.

All right. So, yeah, go to whatnot.com slash invite slash Barstool Sports and you get free $10. That's where the auction is going on. So it's simulcast. I still don't understand how we're people are watching us how many people are watching in the whatnot 595 that's oh that's whatnot that's a whatnot what and whatnot does their own streaming service they are who now okay oh they're no that's a streaming app you bid through the app and watch through the app the link's pinned in the chat right now if you want

if you click on the link, you get $10 credit to bid. Can we get some pagoda emojis in the chat? Are people already auctioning? There's hundreds of auctions going on right now. They don't even know what the items are? TJ, can you text me the link that I should tweet out for people to join our specific

auction? Yeah, I can look for that. Frank? The referral link is what gives you $10 for free. Yeah, but I want to get people in this auction. Okay. If anyone can find it. All right. So, hello, Frank. Hey, how's everyone going? Real quick. How old are you? I'm 46, I'll be 47 in November Okay November Four US presidents Were younger than you at the time of their Tenure Name them

Kennedy, Lincoln I'll go Teddy Roosevelt I'll go JFK I'll go Bill Clinton and Barack Obama. One more. You said four. Did I say four?

Well, Barack's wrong, but it's close enough to be right. You're missing one. Michelle Obama, is she president yet? I wish. Who is younger than 47 at president? William Taft? No. Are they Republican?

Was it George Washington? It was an alcoholic. Oh, Grant. Yeah. Impressive, yeah. I know you're in the presidents. You do. Frank, what should we do a case race for everyone's birthday?

What food should we case race for yours? That would be fun. Case of Peeps. Pizza race? Crave case. Ooh. Ooh, yes, please. They just opened up.

Taco Bell menu race. Full menu. Two teams. Didn't you say there is a case with Taco Bell that you can do? Mm-hmm. Taco 12-pack. We could do sodas. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. 12-pack. We could do sodas. It's your birthday.

It is your birthday. Maybe we just all have one soda. What's the most amount of sodas you've drank at once? At once? Well, not simultaneously, but in the same sit down Maybe about 5 or 6 cans

You think you could do 12? Same question, simultaneously That might be a little tough 12 in 2 hours That might be tough Bullshit, you could do it But could you? If you could have some meals in between

If I had chips with me, yes What kind of chips? Handicapped hot fries. Oh. You take a big bag of them and you're going to eat handicap hot fries for three hours? Will that help? I could do that, yes. All right.

Let's do that for your birthday. A big bag of handicap and a 12-pack. 12 of what, though? Or would you want to have a variety, maybe a couple of this, a couple of that? Yeah, yeah. A variety is good. Which would you have? What's your dream 12 soda?

What's your starting lineup? We'll go Pepsi, Pepsi Wild Cherry, Sprite, get a Grape-A-Co in there, Dr. Brown Black Cherry Soda. There it is. Sunkist Orange. You could do multiples. It's like picking your dozen donuts. I'll do 12. 12 different ones? All right, all right. Kunkist Orange. You could do multiples. It's like picking your dozen donuts. I'll do 12. 12 different ones? Alright.

KB's right. Alright. KB's wild. Let's see. Find a fruit punch soda. I don't know which brand. Just find one. Your mic's on, Steven. Let's see. That works. We'll go with a mug root beer. A&, that works. We'll go with a mug

root beer, A&W root beer. We can go with a Coke. We had to do Pepsi, so we can go Pepsi and Coke. Throw a Mountain Dew in there. Oh, yeah. A blast. Let's go with a

mellow yellow. Did we surpass 12? I actually kind of, like I was tweeting out those links and I like woke up and he was just Bubba Gumping sodas. Fuck. Sideways soda,

big old fat soda. If you want to have anything with fried food, it's good to have some Sprite. Yeah. It's true. Hambrers pair well with any type of cola. Pizza is – cola is almost a must with pizza. I love hearing an expert talk about that.

That is – what about the Mountain Dew? What goes best? Oh, yeah. Mountain Dew. Soda Somalia. I would actually think that tacos go well with Mountain Dew. Yeah. It's true.

What kind of tacos? Chicken? Just a regular type of taco. Of course, I personally also like tacos with grape soda. Ooh. Whoa. That's a great. Also, Frank, if Frank gets to 25,000 subscribers on YouTube, He said he's going to do the basics.

He's going to do Sprite, Coke, Pepsi. He's never reviewed them. Whoa. Frank to 25K. Never reviewed them on camera yet. Holy shit. And here's one for you. If you get a nice pastrami sandwich, it's good for a black cherry soda.

Especially Dr. Brown. And is Andy Capp's Hot Fries the all-encompassing food for soda? Yeah. Yeah, I love Andy Capp's Hot Fries. Shout out to Andy. Great logo, too. Great logo. Okay, should we start the auction?

Let's spin the wheel so that we get that out of the way, and then we'll start the auction. Are we going to reveal everything we have first? How are we going to do it? I think we just go maybe around the room, and we'll just do one by one. We'll start the auction. Are we going to reveal everything we have first? How are we going to do it? I think we just go maybe around the room and we'll just do like a one-by-one. We'll auction off items. We'll see as the live bids go. I think they can do that, yeah.

So it's one-by-one. I like that. We auction off each item, yeah. I don't know if it was like a silent auction where everybody was simultaneously bidding on everything and we closed at a certain time or if it's you auction an item for a couple minutes and you just finish it off.

How long does each auction take? Aria'll see yeah maybe we should throw up everything at once and then just watch them get bid on could do that but if i was thinking maybe there if we can set a timer it'd be interesting to watch each item true does anyone have a marker? There's a 30-second timer for each auction, and it's like eBay. So the last 10 seconds, if someone bids, it gets reset to another 10 seconds, so it can keep going and going and going. Usually it doesn't get out of hand where it's like an hour long for one item. All right, so let's try to go one item by one item, and then we'll see how long it takes.

I think that what do you think about showing everything so people can anticipate where they're going to spend yeah i think we should do that because i'll be like oh i want to save up my money you don't want them to blow their load on yeah let's speed run it around the room you show your item you explain what it is real quick then yep okay that's perfect so spin the wheel and then we'll do the item reveal so we're gonna do two items each uh today and like i said we're not gonna do any experiences we will do the item reveal. So we're going to do two items each today. And like I said, we're not going to do any experiences. We will do experiences at another point because like I said, we're going to do this a few times and we'll...

We need Nick for it. Nick Mangold had an experience he wanted to auction off, which would be awesome. We'll auction off, like you get to host the Yak, all that stuff. And yeah, Nick, our Nick, we want to have him here for the experiences. What happened to...

Did someone take Brandon's cowbells preemptively? Yeah, definitely. It's definitely like Katie Cummings of you guys selling Brandon's stuff and so she protected some of the stuff that's needed for a football show. I'm going to find something more important to him and sell it then.

I don't know what it will be, but probably one of his kin. Yeah. Does anyone have a marker? Because I would like to sign this. Oh. Oh. Nice.

All right, I'll go. I might go. Frank, I'll go get you. No, Dukes, I'll go get him a marker because I'm going to try to get some of those printed items.

Some of this stuff is needed for the traveling show. Oh, okay, sure. Yeah, that sounds important. Doesn't he have like two million cowbells at home? Yeah. Like he has unlimited cowbells?

His fifth child is a cowbell. Birth to a cowbell. Begotten of a cowbell. The immaculate conception of the cowbell. I could see Brandon thinking that it's like Beauty and the Beast and all his cowbells talk to him. Good morning, Brandon. Another great morning, Brandon.

There he goes. He is dumb and southern. That's a little song for you, Frank. Yep. All right. Let's spin the wheel and then we'll get to the auction. I'm excited. Home run.

What if we have to get... All right. All right. All right. Shout out Patty the Batty. He's down to double ritz. Oh, yeah. That was awesome. That was awesome.

Were you really? Did you see the clip? Play the clip, TJ. Talking about you, KB. He's got a big fight Saturday. Everyone tune in. He and Meatball Molly are fighting. Dave's going to be there.

Robbie's there. Austin Spider. Yeah. Zah is over there right now. This isn't Big Pat's game? No. Paul Molly are fighting Dave's gonna be there Robbie's there Austin spider And now it's just normal crackers aren't they? Someone farted on it or something? That's horrible That's horrible Did he say I look fly? What was it? He chewed one, spat it on another and made a bloody heart out of it That's actually not that bad There's much worse shit than that on the internet lad And how is he messing?

I thought he was going to put a little bit of shit on it or something and then he did shit It's still horrible that's all what Wel, mae'n dda. A sut yw'n ymwneud â hynny? Yn enwedig, roeddwn i'n meddwl y byddai'n mynd i roi ychydig o sgwrs arno neu rhywbeth, ac wedyn, mae'n sgwrs. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae.

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Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. Mae'n dda i'w chwarae. I nailed it, lad. Oh, my man there is nearly spewing all these piles. Oh, that's not even looking, lad. That's not on big cuts. You're a G.

I do that. I'm not a pussy. You know what I mean? So he's going to do it. Oh, yeah. He's going to make a double win for Paddy the Batty. He didn't think it was gross at all. I would love to. Think about that.

Think about that world. Paddy the Batty is going to win a belt at some point in his career, and you're going to be giving the MMA, the UFC belt holder, a double wrist. Or the inverse. What? I'll win an Emmy, and he'll have eaten my double wrist. That's true. No, I don't.

Maybe a daytime Emmy. Everyone gets those. Yeah, they stack those. You could take one of those. Can you do one of those horribles again? Horrible? Horrible. Fair play?

I like fair play. He wasn't grossed out. That over here is almost spewing. Whatever his dialect is, it's like the ideal one for me. Oh, yeah. Liverpool's fucking the best scouser. Yeah. We got to go to Liverpool.

Maybe this slush fund? Maybe if we make enough money today in these auctions, we could go to fucking do a live show in England. Yo. Yo. Sick. We'd have to walk the crosswalk, though. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. We would, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we would. We would all have to go over there. Fair play, Frank. All right, let's go. Who's revealing first?

Let's go around the room. Sass, do your first item. Or do both. Okay. I have like one good one. Alright, so then just do one. That's fine. So again, if you're looking to bid, the link's pinned in the chat or just search Barstool Sports and whatnot. Okay, my first item is

a candle with my face on it. Whoa. Where's the camera? That's good. Zoom in on that? Yeah. That's good as fuck. Nice. This is a one of two. Oh. Where's the camera? That's good. Zoom in on that. That's good as fuck. Nice. This is a one of two. Oh. He's keeping the other one. This is very exclusive. Like how Caleb kept the Hasbulla shoe.

It's similar to the Hasbulla shoe, but a lot of people would say much better. So who's got two? He does. Two is hidden. Okay. Two is buried. It's in a safe. It's a grail. Okay. Nice. Nice. And I will also mention this is the is hidden. Okay. Two is buried. Two is in a safe. It's a grail. Okay. Nice. Nice.

And I will also mention this is the better one. Ooh. How do we know? You just have to trust me. Okay. What are we starting the bidding at? Also, I will mention it is a little burnt on the top. I did light it at one point, and that was moments before the first case race.

Oh. Which we won. That makes it more valuable. I did it to get into my zone. Wow. So. Okay, that's a great item. All right, KB? KB.

The KB jersey. Ooh. Wow. Nice. It's Wheeling Nailers times Pittsburgh Penguins. That's sick. One size fits all, pretty much. A lot of people wear hockey jerseys big,

but it wouldn't look that weird if it was skin tight. What if you're a little lumpy? Exactly what one size fits all means. It's just one size. You could look like shit. You could look great. One size fits all No this is the one Yeah

That's a great jersey Hell of a jersey I don't know where I'd wear this next So it's gone Yeah That's nice Okay and then your second item

Or are you just doing one We'll just do one Alright perfect You're just doing one I brought two I have two I brought a whole bag of shit Do a second item

Do a second one I got the Nepal flag. Wait, but which ones are you going to? I got a signed Rulon Gardner picture. He won the Olympics. Do that one. Do that one. Wait, do we want to raffle off?

A string housing jersey. I knew you were going to do that, dude. You brought out that jersey. I knew you were going to do that, dude. That shit's not cool, bro. I'm fucking with you. Yeah, no, that, dude. That shit's not cool, bro. I'm fucking with you. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. That shit's real fucking funny.

I went to Jason Isenhausen's first Major League win. Wow, sign that jersey. Yeah, give it to Frank to sign. Let him sign that. Frank, sign that. You want to do KB and Oz as bags? Like you just get everything we brought? But that's a lot of items.

Yeah, we could. No, because I think the alone could sell for $50. Yeah. All right, so let's do Jersey and why don't we do Nepal flag and Rulon Gardner together? Yeah. That's perfect. You'd be bidding on Rulon Gardner's signed picture and the Nepal flag. That's a combo.

KB's horrible. Hey, I gave you that sweatshirt. The Daz sweatshirt. You sure didn't. What? You gave me the Bears one. Oh, I gave you that sweatshirt. The Taz sweatshirt. You sure didn't. What? You gave me the Bears one. Oh, I gave you the Bears one. Alright. You do a lot of Taz gear. That's mine. Don't give up your Taz gear. I'm just giving up all the gifts that he got.

Come on, bro. That's a sin. Oh, I got the fucking medicated tap out. Oh, fuck yeah. Vibrate yourself to sleep. All right. Dead Marcus chain. Oh, you're going to want to save that one.

Okay. All right. Roan's up. I got a collector's yak item from the evening yak. Whoa. Who remembers that? No one. Evening yak radio flip flops.

Personalized Roan flip flops. Evening yak flip flops. Never worn. Whyan flip-flops, Evening Yak flip-flops, never worn. Why'd you even get those? That's a good one. When was the first Evening Yak show? 2018, 17? Oh. Damn.

So you got a pair, Karabas had a pair, and I had a pair. So this is one-third of the Infinity Stones. So what's your size? Yeah. One size fits all. I never had a pair and I had a pair. So this is one third of the Infinity Stones. So what's your size? Yeah. One size fits all. Well, we know you're not loyal. Magic shoes. Magic shoes.

Also, one copy of Rakim's book, Sweat the Technique, autographed, and I'll autograph it as well. And Frank. And me, Frank, and Rakim will have autographed this book. Oh, yes. Hell yeah. Sweat the Technique by Rakim, the father of modern hip-hop. Rakim. We'll have autographed this book. Yes. Hell yeah. The technique by rock him. The father of rock him is up.

He's highly lauded. Yes. Very lauded. Top dogs. Um, great book autographed. As you can see, and Frank and I will add our Jenny Hancocks.

Love it. All right. So I got, um, I have a fanny pack that is a custom Dave and busters part part of my take fanny pack so you can see Hank's on there PFT and I are on there uh Dave and Buster's fanny pack and inside the fanny pack will be the New York New Zealand uh breakers I don't know why why does it say Abercrombie on the back all right so there's no is that the name on the? Wasn't there a basketball player name? Oh, yeah.

There was, wasn't there? So it's his jersey. Can't verify if it's game worn, but let's say game worn. It's game worn. And then also in the fanny pack is a replica Duke's Mayo Classic helmet. And just so you know, the Duke's Mayo Classic Bowl no longer exists. I don't think they're the sponsor anymore. That is very, very rare.

That comes all in one. Thomas Abercrombie. There we go. I knew that. Yeah. Yeah. Friend of the show. Friend of the show.

All right, so that comes as one, and then the number one item, which we're going to have to do something. Yeah, I don't know what. No. No way. Rico Bosco High Noon. With the dent. With the something. Yeah, I don't know what. No. No way. Rico Bosco High Noon. With the dent. With the dent.

Oh, my God. It's officially verified. It is the Rico Bosco throw at Big T's head High Noon. No way. With certificate of authentication? I will authenticate it. Now, here's the only problem, and I want everyone to know this before they bid on it. You're legally not supposed to.

You're not allowed to sell alcohol. So what I'm going to do this before they bid on it you're legally not supposed to you're not allowed to sell alcohol so what i'm going to do you can bid on it what i'm going to do is i'm going to i'm going to probably get a pin and i'll put a pin in the top and we'll empty out the alcohol so you'll be buying the can um but it will it will look i'm not going to open it and big cat will do that i will do, and then I will also create a certificate and have Big T and Rico and myself as a witness to the events sign it. Show the dent side a little more because that dent is substantial. That could have been Big T's skull. Quigs probably could tell the velocity just based on that dent alone.

He absolutely could. So that is what an item. What an item. What an item. As a guy who went through a soda can collection phase at some point in his life, what you're supposed to do is put a hole in the bottom,

drain it out, and that actually preserves the integrity of the can for longer. Wow. Okay, but the bottom, if you can look, the bottom is... Truly dented.

It's very dented. Like that would have cracked his skull. Oh, yes, maybe that's why. Extremely dented. Steven's very dented. Like that would have cracked his skull. Extremely dented. Steven, what was your best can? I collected Star Wars Episode 1 Pepsi

and Mountain Dew cans. I had all those cool mountains. I have 1986 RC Cola New York Match World Championship can. Raffling it off. That's a big one.

I will not raffle it off. Is that 1989? This is Barstool history alone. That's a good one. Can we see what people are betting on that actively? No, because we haven't gone live yet. The auctions aren't live yet, but there's a bunch of pre-bid listings that are already over $250.

Whoa. I'm thinking that one needs to go for at least $1,000. This is Barstool history I mean Kate And again we will take great care We'll contact whoever buys it And then we'll figure out what exactly they want us to do In terms of putting a pin in it

And like the certificate I will personal guarantee That if you buy this It will come with I think it needs to be framed I'm going to have Quigs make a certificate Quigs will make a certificate

maybe like a little corner of it we'll have a photo of the throw yeah the photo of the throw and then we'll have Big T sign it I'll sign it and Rico will sign it and to be transparent we're not going to drain it yeah we are I'm going to drain it. Yeah, we are.

I'm going to persuade you not to, but you still will. So what I would like to say is, legally speaking right now... Yeah, no, you're not going to do it, but I will persuade you. We're talking legal guy to legal guy. We're going to drain it. Kyle hates legal guys. We're going to drain it. Kyle, it's legal, guys. We're going to drain it. Yeah.

And so it'll be high noon al dente. Yeah. Maybe have Frank. Frank might have to sign the sheet for that, too. I think Frank should have to sign everything. Okay. Kate. Those are good.

This isn't interesting so i i have a few things but i asked my baby dad pat if he had anything interesting that i could bring in because he grew up with pft commenter and he used to manage a band that pft was in in like middle school and high school so this right here is one of oh no this is one of only two known copies of PFT's first band's debuted self-titled album, Fall Guy. It is a 1998 musical genre pop punk third wave ska. So he was young. Was he like 10 or not? I don't know.

11? This was from Pat. He says, PFT responded to a flyer for open auditions by The Beef. Oh, that's my baby dad. Above the urinals in the Herndon Middle School boys' bathroom, together with the band, whatever they did a talent show at the school,

the album has hits like So Much Older about young freshman love being stripped away by a high school senior with a car. Wow. What an item. like so much older about young freshmen love being stripped away by a high school senior with a car. And the hard charging twangy punk rock blues. It was recorded at assembly line studios in a guy named Kevin's basement in the summer of 2000, ultimately infighting caused by fame made the band split up. And then PFT said,

just don't play the song. Hold on. Her new boyfriend's gay. made the band split up. And then PFT said, just don't play the song, hold on, Her New Boyfriend's Gay. We can't mention that that song is on the album. This is one, like the candle, this is one of only two. I want this. Yeah, I want it. I haven't heard it.

We don't have a CD player in our... That's a big possession. And there's also a couple, maybe we'll include a photo of the band of a very young PFT, but he was very cool with it. He was awesome with it. This second one, eye muffs, everybody in the room is eye muffs.

So I said, I was talking yesterday about like, if I did something with my tits. Wait. Are you looking? Yeah, I want to see it. Okay.

So what I did. She's showing everyone on her tits right now. Last night I did a painting. They're enormous. It was like a self-painting of my boobs. Oh, no. And it wasn't that interesting. It wasn't that good.

So here, I got to work today. I'm like, ah, that's not good enough. Like, this is super lame. I went into the bathroom at Barstool. I will send you the authentic photo of me doing it. I watercolored the paper, and then I smashed my bare tits. Oh! And then I did,

it's kind of like an avant-garde piece. Oh no! I have two arrows pointing at where my nipples were. I mean, Holy fuck. Let's go. They're very uneven. I don't know why.

Yes, is that where they point as well? You can see, see I kind of highlighted the circlage point as you can see see i kind of highlighted the circlage of where you can see where the hey we can see them yeah i can tell and to prove it like i'm not gonna pull up my shirt but like i have watercolor paint all over my tits right now frank i really do have watercolor like all over my stomach and my tits right now but my my boobs actually touch this paper and that might drive the value down. I will also put it in a frame.

But this is my actual tits, and I was shocked at how round they are. I was actually kind of pleased. They're not even at all. I include it's mixed media. There's also colored pencil on this and arrows for my nipples. There you go. Those are my two items. Love it.

Great job, Kate. All right, Frank. Kate, could you kick that over to me? I thought you meant the painting. Me too. Me too. The way he said it, I'll kick it over. Why don't you just kick that over?

All right, now. Frank, what's the necklace you're wearing? I want to stop chewing my glasses so now I got these rubber like pieces. Oh, that's actually good. You're going to have a sick jawline. That's cool, too.

Last year, Pat gave me a Tell him to shut up. Only fans. Hey, Glennie, Glennie, Glennie. Shut the fuck up. Only fans. Still. Hey, Glennie, Glennie. Shut the fuck up. Now watch me whip. Last year... Silento auction.

At the Jersey Shore, Pat found this... Whoa. All right. It's not all about you. Maybe they shouldn't shut up. Found this Mets basketball, and it's been on my desk for the last year. I will sign it, and so anyone who wants a New York Mets basketball, you could bid up for that.

A crossover you never thought you'd get. I thought the Mets were a baseball team. Oh, I get it now. I get it. And it's a soda I've previously tried. It's called Roddy Piper All Out of Bubblegum Soda. I get it. And it's a soda I've previously tried. It's called Roddy Piper All Out of Bubblegum Bubblegum Soda. Oh.

Are you getting a little emotional? Are you going to take away from this? I've got three bottles. I drank one. Two have been on my desk. This one has been on my desk for a year now. I will sign this. I will sign this. I will sign this.

And that's what I'm putting up for auction. This Roddy Roddy Piper bubblegum soda. I will sign it. It's a soda that I have reviewed in the past. What did you give it? I don't remember. I do so many sodas. Here's the review.

There's you, Frank. It is a review. Different glasses there. It tastes like the bubblegum candy they used to give me when I had tonsillitis. I remember that candy they used to give you. That's praise or no? It tastes like the bubblegum candy they used to give you when you had tonsillitis. Yeah, like the medicine that they give you.

So you got this. I'll sign it. I'll sign this basketball. This crossover Mets basketball, and that's what I'm putting up for auction. All right. All right. Good shit. Great job, Frank. I'm going to do like 12 things.

All today? Yeah. I don't think I... I don't know. Me signing something doesn't make it valuable. Why don't you do the whole bag then? Do the whole bag. I think you should.

Do the whole bag. Just one item, whole bag. Presidential theme to start. El Presidente. We got an Overs Club jacket. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. You can't.

Vito. What's up? You can't auction no, no, no, no. You can't. Vito. What's up? You can't auction that. You have to earn that. Okay. Yep. One of one. Sorry.

The Overs Club is, you can't, they have to win the, they have to. I would see someone and they'd be like. Do you want to do a Gambler of the Month? That's good. Oh, my God. Look, the Overs Club, like the whole entire Overs Club would just be. All right, we'll keep the. Entire club would be ruined, right?

Gamblers of the month. You could have that. That's good. We're sticking with that presidential theme. We got the first black president. Oh, hell yes. Barack Obama. I was there.

The inevitable first female president, Alex Cooper. Yes. We got a functioning JBL speaker. This details for around $200. I want that. That's very nice. I need that. We have a stick of butter.

You might think. What? Or you might think they're rolling papers. That's cool. They're not. They're Post-it notes. My girlfriend thought they're rolling papers. They're not. They're post-it notes. My girlfriend thought they were rolling papers.

Did she sign it? Cameras. Two disposable cameras, both used by me, hanging out with people from the office. Oh, there's pictures on them. That's awesome. There's damning evidence of a handful of employees. If you're one of them, you should be bidding on this bag. Wow.

Oh, no. I know what the picture is. Coke tapes are out. It's just cocaine. A negative COVID test. Helpful. You can use that. Very helpful.

I've never had one of those. You got a positive. You got a positive? Red pen. 10% more likely to retain information than a blue pen. Ooh. Joe Montana,

used in the Rube Goldberg. That's the one. Oh. That's a million dollars. What? And then a Kith bag. I didn't buy anything. I got ice cream, and you could ask for a bag.

You could put a less expensive gift in that. Make it look nicer, like I did with everything today. That's a great grab bag. That's worth $100,000. Yeah. Easily. Sorry. Tickets to see DJ Diesel live in Las Vegas.

When? February 2020. Fuck yeah. Okay. Close. Close. Still a good ticket. Joe Montana's a pretty big one.

That's a huge one. Yep. Holy fuck, Owen. Wait. Can I get those cameras No Because That is concerning It's gonna be bad

Uh oh It's gonna roll The summer of ketamine Comes back to To fucking Cease on us That was a sick summer And then John Rich has something too

John Rich you wanna give And then John Rich has something too. John Rich, you want to give yours? Oh. John Rich asked. I said yes. He's got... This is actually good, John Rich, because... Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

I'm on my knees here. What's up, guys? How we doing? Hey, what's up? So a little backstory behind this. I am currently in a... You'll get home in that position. Yeah.

All right. I love this i'm in a war with my uh to the guy i'm renting my room from right now when i showed up here to check in he moved me to a new location basically last minute it's full of a bunch of junk and he's not giving me ac so right now i'm stuck in a room with no AC and a whole bunch of shit. Wait, his shit is in your room? Yeah. It's a mess. I mean, I'm not going to say stand up for yourself, but John,

you got to stand up for yourself, bro. I'm getting there. You fell off the bunk bed at the Shore House. I did fall off the bunk bed. You screamed fuck and then you denied it the next morning. I don't think I denied it. I just said I don't have any marks. Did it happen?

Hold on, John. Did it happen? I think it probably happened. You're not saying it definitely happened because I saw you. I'll take your word for it. You seem like a trustworthy guy. Everyone heard it. AB's been your biggest advocate, but if he's saying you fell off that building... I just want you to be like yeah i fell off yes i fell off okay i'll give you that thank you

thank you i just can't i can't attest to it yeah you did okay fair enough okay anyway funny so this is one of those things i'm trying to get rid of okay this is me standing up for myself i guess well here's what i'm gonna do so I said there's not going to be any experiences that we're going to auction off, but I'm going to make an exception for John Rich. The experience here is you get the poop... What is that? It's a poop pillow. Poop pillow. And you also

get the experience of telling John Rich's landlord to fuck off. You need to come to New York and stand up for John Rich on his behalf. I need someone to do that. So you need to come to New York and stand up for John Rich on his behalf. I need someone to do that. Yeah, so that will be, you know,

you get that and then you also get the right, you come in here, John Rich will take you to the house and then you can be like, hey, my friend here

is being a little bit of a pussy but get your shit out of here. I need someone to do that. Okay, so that's great. That's great. Perfect. All right. Maybe some slices

on your blog wheel, maybe? Maybe get some people to add a slice to the wheel? That's not bad, yeah. That person gets to make a package. Not even a blog wheel, just give me a whole blog. They get to pick the topic. I'll do whatever topic. Okay, great. And they get to tell off your landlord.

And tell my landlord to fuck off. Yes, okay. Bundle. Good deal. Let's get rich. I'd like a lawyer to maybe bid on that so we can really get someone to fuck that guy over. Yeah. I have two things. Oh, TJ. I think Jeff Lowe has a thing.

Yeah. That's one of my things. Okay, cool. So the first is when we were in LA for the Super Bowl, the hotel we stayed at was all barstool branded. So the pillowcases that were on the couches by the pool, like where Big Cat did a belly flop and we did wet wheels, had these yak pillow covers.

Oh. There we go. Nice. I stole one on my way out from the hotel. Nice. That's fun. It is fun. It's really fun.

I love that. And then Jeff is here. Jeffrey? Jeff has the infamous Kickstarter wooden lunchbox. Nice. Big. That took like two years to ship, signed by a bunch of people in the office. And he also has a certificate of authentication.

Did I spell his name wrong? Look at that. Rudy embarrassed himself. We'll get into that later. $150 retail price. Rudy fell off and there was no bunk bed involved Rudy did you hear about this? No

That's exactly what happened Rudy fainted onto Owen's table Ew What? When? We were filming a sketch and all of a sudden He didn't fall There was no momentum He just turned to stone

Eyes open and he just tipped over. Face first. Like a figurine. It was nuts. I was on the verge of panicking. Then he instantly got up and started laughing. Did you film the fall? He called us soft for caring.

He's like, yo, I'm good. Oh, nice defense mechanism, dude. You're obviously embarrassed as fuck. Well, he didn't look hot. He looked very vulnerable and not hot when he did that. If anyone wants to help, he's help visualizing what happened. Bitches like that, though. It was very unattractive. Bitches like a dude that faints.

It wasn't attractive, trust me. All right, I'm going to go try to grab something from Brandon's. Yes, and I think that we should spin the wheel to determine who auctions something first. We land on somebody, they put something up for auction. I have one other item, too. Oh, see? What's your other item, brother? It's a Rob Gronkowski Buccaneers jersey, autographed with the inscription,

To Erica, happy holidays, Rob Gronkowski. No way. Nice. Wait, Jeff. Is he still there? You stole that from Erica. Wait, Jeff. Is he still there? You stole that from Erica. There you go. You know he's coming back, right?

Of course. Who, Erica? Gronkowski. No, they just signed Kyle Rudolph to pair with Cam Bray. Plus, they drafted a guy in the fourth and sixth round. They drafted two tight ends, yeah. Yeah, well, he's still coming back. He's still coming back.

He'll come back like in October. Yeah, well. He's still coming back. He's still coming back. He'll come back like in October. Yeah, he retired. KB's shorts. I know, Dill. You know what? Here's my wild prediction this year. My baseball prediction obviously didn't happen.

I picked the Yankees to have a losing season. And, well, that didn't work out too well for me. My prediction this year, Tom Brady. Are they predictions or hopes?

Tom Brady falls off the cliff. Hope. Buccaneers go 5-12. Tom Brady has such a bad season that basically it's like, okay. Oh, man. I'm done. I'll say it. What?

Sorry, the OnlyFans woman who's here. It's very attractive. And now that I'm sitting here with my squishy pants hanging, I feel like this is the most embarrassing day I could do this. Not at all. Do you think I could get her to do one? You should.

You should go ask her. She just went to the bathroom. This would be the perfect time to corner her. I have my paints at my desk. Bring her on the show and ask her. See if she would. Ask her formally. Or maybe she doesn't like attention.

I don't know. Yeah, who knows. Maybe she doesn't want the spotlight to be ask her. See if she would. Ask her formally. Or maybe she doesn't like attention. I don't know. Yeah, who knows. Maybe she doesn't want the spotlight to be on her. It's just a bad day to try and highlight my boobs when those are honking around. Those warlocks are running around the office. Those leather puppies are lying around. Look at Glennie. He can't stop going viral from being like, show like you like to fuck.

I know. You know, we're doing good. You see like, you like to fuck? I know. You see, he doesn't like to fuck. He likes the chase. The one question I have is, what are we raising money for? For the Yak Slush Fund. We're going to do more content on the Yak that we're going to pay for with this.

Maybe a trip to creepy, crawly Florida or whatever. You know, I got two tickets to the Devils games and two tickets to the Met games when I go. And maybe when I did something down that time in the road, I could start maybe... Auctioning off it?

Yeah, in the future we'll start doing shit like that. Experiences. Sit with me. Sit with the tank at a hockey or baseball game. Who's that? Should I just see if I can get her to touch her boots through the paper? Whoa. You actually could.

She already is trying to. Yeah. It's a little much. I have a quick note on this. I told PFT the money from this could go wherever he wanted. No, no, no. It might go to the slush fund. I don't know.

Go to the slush fund. It's not going. Okay. Okay. He would want that for us. He wants the slush fund. Thank you. know. Go to the slush fund. It's not going to work. Okay. Okay. He would want that for us. He wants the slush fund. That one is my favorite. Yeah, that's the best.

There you go. All right. Let's see. Frank, do you want to sign Brandon's cowbell as well? Sure. As well. And we should get Mintz to sign it. Oh, yeah.

Let's get Mintz to sign it. Let's get Mintz. Frank, yeah. Let's get Mintz to sign this. Oh. If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?

If it makes you happy. Shout out to AC guy. He's here. I think he's just hanging out because there's an OnlyFans All right, here you go. I got my autographed Look at that. You should do your name next time. Was that a Six Flags prize?

Or a Boardwalk win, perhaps? A Boardwalk. Boardwalk win. Oops. That's okay. Oops. I've never won one of those. Brandon is going to freak out about that big cat, but he doesn't watch the show, so that's

fine. Wait, this one? Yeah. Why? I mean, he's possessive over those more than his own children. Right, but he's got 50 of them. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Sure does.

He should be here then. So I asked Katie, and Katie gave me this one, so I assume that it's the one that can most likely be given up. Yeah, like I said, he's not watching. That's true, he's not watching. Come inside, we don't lie on the moon. Right here, sign the bottle of soda. Frank, would you like to sign the Rakim book?

Yes, please. And also, why don't you... Why don't you... Should we sign the Duke's mail bowl helmet? Not opposed. Ben, can you please sign Brandon's cowbell? Have Frank sign the Nepal flag, please. Here's a couple of markers for you.

All right. I want to get that marker. I think the silver one is the one. Oh, yeah. I don't know where the silver marker is. I guess we don't know if it's the one I stole from when riding on the train. Might have been. Use the silver marker, not that black one.

Where's the silver marker? I don't know. He knows the marker anymore. Rowan took my marker. Sash took your marker. I tried to get it back, and Sash wrestled it away from me. Maybe say Ole Miss or, sign it here. Maybe say Ole Miss

or like go Ole Miss or yeah. It's a good sign. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, yeah. Or like Hotty Toddy, Ben Mintz. Roan, Adam. That was great.

Good ASMR. That was. It made a very pleasing sound. Let's see. Enjoy that. That was. It made a very pleasing sound. Let's see. Enjoy that. All right. And then you signed it, Ben Mintz? All right, great.

Hotty toddy. Love it. Wow, look at this. Hotty toddy. Signed by, yeah, you do. Signed by Ben Mintz. You know what, though? I'm looking at this now.

I don't think we should sell this. Let's put this back over there. Let's put this back over there. Let's put that back on there. Yeah, let's just put that back up there. I agree. I'm going to be nice to Brandon. We don't want to sell it. Thank you, Brandon.

This flag is so unique and great. Frankie, yeah, you notice it's the only non-foursighted flag in the world. Other than Ohio State flag. Well, we're talking about nations. We're talking about a whole nation. I want to give ourselves credit online for not selling this after Ben Mintz signed it. Fascinating country.

Fascinating people. Non-problematic. Nepal people are awesome. I got a question, KB. A geography question. A population density question. How come nobody lives north of Nepal? Why doesn't anyone live on the western side of China? Probably the terrain. I don't know.

Mountains. It's not conducive to civilized. I'm saying above those mountains. I don't know. Brother, there is no above those mountains. I'm pretty sure there is, brother. Well, isn't that where Mount Everest is? Yes.

Pretty sure that this is where Everest is. Only 6% of China's population lives on the western half of the country. Well, they're not allowed to. If you're a traveler, you should try Kathmandu. I heard it's very cheap. How's this sound? Fun place. Credit to everyone on the Yak.

We were going to auction off Brandon's cowbell, but after Ben Mintz signed it, we had second thoughts on officially taking it off the auction. Right, right. Like, that's a good move by us. Hold on to that. Right, exactly. I feel like we just did a really good thing that's French.

And we don't say thanks enough. We really... What if he tries to throw out this cowbell, though? That would be the least Mississippi State thing you could do. Throwing it out. All right, let's start this auction. Let's get it going. Let's get it going.

Spin the wheel. Let's put one up. Get pumped up. If it makes you happy. Makes you happy. TJ. Let's put both in. If you get hit on the wheel, let's put both your items up. Who wants to do the voice?

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any of that. We could just, it'll just do it, right? We're doing, yeah, silent. Now watch me. Great presentation. Jay's items beautifully laid out

alright so where do we watch this now I don't know oh okay here we go so do we just watch the price go up how does this work

oh I see myself pretty much yeah very exciting where do you see the price Aria has to input what we're bidding on and then I'll stop oh this is gonna take forever oh yeah oh jeez we got out to input what we're bidding on. Oh, this is going to take forever.

Oh, yeah. Oh, geez. We just make this the 12-hour yak. We kind of screwed that one. I didn't realize. For some food. I thought it was literally like, all right, we're going to auction this item. And then, boom, it was like, and it's sold.

And it's calling. Let's just take it. Brandon, we're not auctioning off. We're not auctioning off your cowbell. If you don't erase that fucking cowbell right now. Erase? Motherfucker, how do Sharpies want it? You want us to auction it?

You want us to sell it? If you don't erase that cowbell right now, big cat, erase it. Okay, we'll erase it. Wait, I thought you'd be happy we didn't sell it. It ain't coming off, Brandon. Get that shit off my shit. We didn't. We're not selling it.

It ain't coming off. It ain't coming off. We'll get it off. We'll get some paint thinner. Get it off. All right, now we have to sell it. What if it goes for like a million dollars? All of a sudden, noise certainly popped a vein in his forehead.

What if it came with that sound clip where we touched a button on the bell, it popped that sound he just made? Holy shit. He has an external problem. It's $131? Auctions Live, we're at $141 right now. Jesus. What is this for?

This is just for your Super Bowl pillowcase and Jeff Delos signed lunchbox. For both? Yes. Oh, dude, that lunchbox has lore. $181? We got $181. 10 seconds. $211?

I didn't reply to my tweet. You said, oh, my fucking God. He's liquidating. Can we get a right back on that noise? $230. That noise was prehistoric. Yeah. That was an artery. That noise was prehistoric. That was an artery.

That was years of built-up rage. There was a capillary outside of his head. And it sold. $231. Oh, wow. And the yak pillowcase from L.A. That's a good amount. How does it work, though?

How does it sell? What do you... My personal camera? You're going to run this. Spin the wheel again, and let's see what we're putting up next. Brad was kind of rude. He should say thank you. Yeah. Are you calling him back?

Yeah, I'm going to make him say thank you. Hey. Oh, am I up? Hey, did you forget to say thank you for not auctioning it off? What's up, fellas? No, I didn't forget to say thank you for not auctioning it off? What's up, fellas? I didn't forget to say thank you for auctioning it off. I would prefer you auction it off to letting that... We on the air?

Yeah, we're live on the air. To let that human being ride on it. How are we going to call him? All right, so you want us to auction it or don't auction it? No, I don't want you to auction it, but I don't want you to let him ride on it. I don't want you to let him write that nursery rhyme crap on it. All right, so we won't have him write on it and we won't auction it off. You know, I think...

All right, one of those two things... I think Brandon has some egg on his face. Oh, no. Frank just said you have egg on your face. If those are the options, I would rather you auction it off. All right, don't write on it and don't auction it off. We can do one of those two things. Don't write on it. Don't auction it off. We can do one of those two things. Don't write on it.

Don't let him write on my thing ever again. But he already did. Is that Frank laughing? Yeah, Frank's laughing. He's cracking up. I'm not going to auction it off, and I will personally make sure that it gets erased. And if not, I will personally make sure we get another one.

All right. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. I guess thanks. All of those options suck. Those are great options. Brennan, can you recreate that noise that you did?

You sounded like a brachiosaurus, how I'd imagine one sounds. I want that noise again. Did you hang up? I thought we were being really nice by not auctioning it. I saw Ben Mince signing. I was like, wait, I don't want to auction this. It's so great. It's coming off.

When you try to rub it off, it gets clearer. A little hand sanitizer is coming off. It gets clearer. We'll draw over it. Let's all draw on it. You ever see the TikTok of the kid just screaming his car like, I love you. Make it something else, Roan. Make it something else, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Make it something else. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, you can just, yeah. It's right King of the South on it. Those things are so annoying. Cowbells. Oh, he's doing a great job.

He made it a dick. Yeah, look. That's a dick. I added a penis to the hottie-tottie part. You can't even tell what it says anymore. It's just perfect. the hottie-tottie part. You can't even tell what it says anymore. It's just perfect. See, the light really is... Here, here, here.

Hottie-tottie with a penis right at the top of it. Here, watch, watch. I'll fix it, too. Thank you, buddy. Here, give it to me. Give me that. Give me that. All right.

Okay. What are you giggling at, Sass? Just this reading the chat. What should we put up next for auction? Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Ready?

See who signed it? What does it say? LeBron James. Whoa. Wow. I mean, you can't really tell the city. Look, that's LeBron James. He signed it.

He's in a train wreck. LeBron James. He signed it. He's in a train wreck. LeBron James signed it. Incredible. Someone spent $231 on the lunchbox and a pillowcase. What the fuck is going on? Imagine what a LeBron James autograph is going to go for. Yeah, I think Jeff may have paid more for the lunchbox. Yeah, that's true.

All right, let's keep this going. Let's keep this rolling. Yeah, here we go. Wheel to see who's auctioning next. Then they have to, they're gifted the stream. Wait, but both of my items don't come together, here we go. Wheel to see who's auctioning next. Then they have to, they can, they're gifted the stream. Wait, but both of my items don't come together, though. Yeah. Oh, look at this.

Yeah, no, we can do one and one. Oh, one and one. Yeah, yeah. Sass. Perfect. Sass's candle. What is up, whatnot? Yeah, give him a what is up.

Sass's candle. I want to hear that Brandon noise so bad. Tell Malasek to point the camera at Sass, bad Tell Malasek to point the camera At Sass please Malasek point the camera at Sass The camera is pointed at me Oh it is okay So Sass's candle Is it true that if you use 2D

You get 10% off What None of you get that reference Oh I didn't hear What was that If you use 2D You can get 10% off shipping What is that office space

Jake by the way I wasn't telling That was Go to home shopping network It's 2D. Oh. 2D. All right, how much are we going to get for this, Saz?

You better get more than $231 for that. What was $230? Oh, the lunchbox and the pillowcase. All right, bids live. One of two. Okay, we're going up quick. We're going up quick. Okay, we got 100.

Boy is the next. 130. David Chappelle. 180. 200. Whoa. Signed by 411. Whoa. 400. $1. 130. David Chappelle. 180. 200. Whoa. Signed by 411. Whoa.

400. $1,000. Uh-uh. Where are you seeing that? 231, 241. Look at that autograph, too. That's a clean autograph. Whoa, we've got to get higher than 231.

Someone hit 250. That needs to be used in a visual for a young death. Looks like 231 is going to be the winner. No, it's not. Fight, Seth. Fight, fight, fight. There it is. It's close. 231 sold. $231 winner No it's not Fight There it is It's closed 231 sold

$231 Thank you Is that the exact price as the lunch box? Is Aria going to come and collect all this stuff? We have to ship it I'm not shipping shit I was going to say we're never I'll never ship a thing

Cold bloody hands Never shipped anything in my life I don't know how to ship Alright so Aria will collect all of them. All right. Spin it again. So that was pretty quick. That was quick.

Yeah, no, it's going quick. This is quick. This is nice. It ships Nathan and Haley. There's like a time limit on it. One tree hill. Okay. All right, spin it, spin it, spin it.

Who do we got next? Who's selling shit? Should. Ah, KB. What do you want to sell, KB? What are you selling first? My jersey. Your jersey.

I mean, it's not on there. Let's get Frank's name on there. Also, should we pull my name now? Yeah, pull your name out, yeah. The KB jersey. One size fits how many? Autograph? All.

Most, yeah. Autograph or no? No, no. Yeah. No. Maybe, no, no, autograph the inside. If you can do like the, somewhere where someone can have your autograph, but it doesn't show. Guys, all of our autographs take value away from things.

Yeah, no, that's true. What about little- Stop, we got autographs to happen. What about spitting on something? What about a little spit? Or some DNA? Dude, this is a good jersey. I'm seeing people are offering up $3,000 in the chat.

That doesn't count. It has to be an actual offer. I'm also going to say this right now. We will give some of this money to charity. I do feel a little bad. What? No. Off the top. All right, fine. I'll give money to charity on behalf of the

Yak. I'd rather you didn't. Well, that's for tax reasons. I'll teach you. You'll learn. There's a guy. You go to a guy. I will be giving to charity on behalf of the Yak. The amount of write-offs. You've got to buy a cow in Atlanta.

KB, is it time? The whatnot broke. Hold on. Oh, no. Dude, we broke this. This is horrible. No. That's a play.

That's a, lad. They say lad at the end of everything, bro. Everybody can't be a lad. Are you like bringing your tongue up the roof of your mouth? Yeah. Horrible. Horrible. I wonder how they do it.

All right, I'm ironing. Fuck, Pete. Sweep your chimney, governor. Woo, woo, woo. What's the dialect where they really go through obstacles to do a rhyming word to express what they mean? I think that's all British slang. Like your bees and the honey. Because in Don Cheadle in Ocean's Eleven,

that shit's Barney. Trouble. Trouble. That shit's trouble. Yeah. Because Barney is trouble. That's like How do they even

Keep up Yeah What are we at Give us the bees Brandon's FaceTime Bees and the honey And then that That means money

I feel like that's from another movie Brandon Look LeBron James signed it See this name LeBron James signed it. See this name? I can't. What? That.

LeBron James. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Just whatever. Fine. LeBron James.

He hanged up. He's legitimately angry. He might not be a LeBron fan. I told you. I guess not. Where is he? He looked like he was somewhere. Is he in his smoking lounge?

I think he looked like he was in some kind of diner. He had to go to the lounge, cool down. He definitely did. He had a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan. It looked... Poor. Yeah. I'm texting him right now.

I'm saying the face of it has been untouched unless you want Michael Jordan's signature. Then we could do that. Or we could give it Penis Raphael's signature. Penis Raphael could come out of retirement and sign something. Even though it's against NCAA protocol. Let's get Penis Raphael. You don't know

Penis Raphael? No. I know Palmaro. Raphael Palmaro? Palmaro. Or are you talking about the Tacone Palmyra Bridge? Horrible. Yeah. Horrible.

Horrible. Horrible lad. Horrible. What did he look like? He was from the era where everyone looked 50 when they were in the MLB. Who's that? Palmyra looked old. Oh, yeah.

Like, Wade Boggs looked old. It's the handlebar mustache area. I just realized, too we're like I want Brandon to come back we should just fuck with him until he has to come back. Yeah. Well like

because like taking a poop on his desk every day he wouldn't be like I have to get back and defend my desk but what's something we could do that could like He's never going to leave again.

Yeah. What's something we could do to really tether him down. Just like give Ben Mintz reps on PMT, probably. Yeah, yeah. You just got to turn Ben Mintz into a superstar. Turn? Turn.

Come on, part of my take. Just have him host part of my take solo for a while. She's all that Ben Mintz, though. You got to make him into the prom king. Well, she was always hot. Oh, that's easy. I love how they just did nothing to her. They just took her braces off.

Not even braces. Reboot with Addison Rae is incredible. We could tell she's... He's all that? That's the worst movie ever made. KB, show the jersey. Oh, yo, yo, jersey's going. Three for 400 already.

Oh, my God. It has Respex as a sponsor. It has the Penguins logo. 424. Do we have the richest audience in the world? We have 425. Do we have 425? Sick jerseys.

600. 464. Can we get 500? There's 500. We got 500 in the chat. 524 in the chat. Let's go. 544 in the chat.

We're going up by 20s right now. $600? Someone's going to have that. This is one of one. $1,700. That's scholars. $1,700 for the slush fund. You want to see us go to England?

Keep going. Are you guys broke? Do you have money or do you have no money in your fucking life? He's dancing. Don't make him dance. He's dancing on them. Are you throwing money? Oh my god. Is it still going?

800. I have your fucking shoulders. Holy fuck, my God. Is it still going? 800. 800. Keep dancing for him. I have your fucking shoulders, KB. Holy fuck, KB. Oh, my goodness. Oh. Oh, he's getting it. Yeah, yeah.

It's horrible. It's horrible, KB. There it is. Wow. KB. KB. Let's go. Let's go.

Is that your PR? Attaboy, KB. Nice job, KB. And now you have another item, KB. Yeah, run it back, KB. I'll have to do two in a row. Yeah, might as well. Let's just do it that way.

I'll just put everything in one bag. No, no, no. Do the Nepal and the Rulon Gardener. Or if you don't want to do another item, we're going to do this again so you can save items. I'll just do them all. You told them it was going to be Nepal and Rulon Gardener. Nepal flag signed by Frank. Rulon Gardener. Sounds like you signed by Frank. Rulon Gardner.

Sounds like you don't want to let that one go. Someone stole the Rulon Gardner. Rulon Gardner, Olympic champion, lost his toe in a snowmobiling accident. Who's it made out to? Is he dead or alive? It says Rulon Gardner, Olympic champion. No, he's alive.

Are you sure? Olympic champ, gold medal. Are you sure? Judging from how old that picture looks and how old he looks in the picture. Wrestlers never die. It also has the dead Marcus chain, two Pokemon cards. Oh, he is? Okay, he's alive. Yeah, he's only 50. That's too much shit. You're giving away too much.

I mean, this is all mild shit. Okay, it's mid. And then the dead... Dead Marcus chain is not mid. The medicated tap out. So the KB and the B stands for bundle. You. It's mid. And then the dead market. Yeah. And then the dead market chain is not mid. The medicated tap out. So the KB and the B stands for bundle. Can't sell that. Definitely can't sell that.

Okay. Oh, I don't need it. It's opened. Well, it sounds like someone just got a pretty good deal only for $800. Mm-hmm. For the one thing. The jersey's sick, so. Yeah.

Is that your marquee item? All right. Yeah. Put it in. All right. The KB bundle. That's crazy. Good shit, KB. KB variety pack. so yeah is that your marquee item all right yeah put it in all right the kb bundle easy good shit kb kb variety pack and we got ten dollars on the board we got fifteen dollars on the board can we push it to fucking twenty dollars or did everyone blow their their load earlier they all starts dancing at 250 boys what are they are they saying l spamming l you guys are the biggest

morons oh Oh, stop. Oh, 250. It's working. It's working. Keep talking shit. 270. Yell at them. Yell at them.

Say more shit. 300, 310, 350. I'll let them type into the abyss. 370, 390. I'll shame whoever's bidding. Yeah. If you're bidding, I welcome you. The jersey's not in the KB Variety Pack. Everybody knows that.

Everybody knows that. 450. Can we go 450 or is it 430? Can anyone go to $450? $430? Let's just get $630 for this one, huh? $430, $450.

Let's get up. Let's get up. Let's get up. $450. Let's get up. Let's get up. Can we push it a little bit hard? $470.

There's $470. Talk your shit, KB. $470. $490. Can we get $500? There's $500. We got $500. Take that ass, Kyle.

Wow, $500. Can we get $550? Does. We got 500. Take that ass. Wow, 500. Can we get 550? Does anyone have 550? How about 525? Maybe 525? That might be enough. 510. That might be enough, yeah.

Are these big coins? Is this real money? We have the richest audience ever. Just spent $500 for a picture. That's KB's, though. And other shit. So what was that, $510 again? KB, guys, I appreciate all the bids. KB raised like $1,400 for the slush fund.

For our slush fund. Dude, imagine if we were giving this to charity, how pissed we would be. Yeah, oh, man. Right. This would be so much better. What a fucking waste. Yep. What an absolute waste.

You want to keep spinning, or should we just go clockwise? Yeah, let's just go clockwise. I like spinning. Oh, spinning, spinning. That's our ethos. Don't mess with the ethos. I can't imagine what that kith bag is going to go for. I know.

I wish I had that. With the disposables. People out there are already clamoring, like, what the fuck is on those cameras? Yeah, no, Jack McCarthy will go to prison. He's very nervous. He's like, what night? Wait, what night is it? Bad news, it's all of them.

He's just been following Jack around. I'm most curious for... I'm like scared for the... Kates. For Kates. I think he's going to... You are, aren't you? Yeah, now that I've seen what my shit did.

That's what I'm saying. You had your literal garbage. That Rico K is going to go wild. No, the worst is if it doesn't... Oh, the tits. The PFT will go crazy. The tits one is going to go... We'll see.

I'm nervous. By the way, PFT sent me another text saying, also, maybe don't play the song about women and sandwiches. These don't hold up so well. PFT, we've all been there. Yeah, so there's some good stuff. This is Martin Shkreli stuff. This is like...

My mixtape might be here too. Steam Room by Baytree Monkey. Oh. Someone has it. Fuck. I'm sure it's in there somewhere. Spin that wheel. Spin that wheel.

What do you think? I don't know what the can is going to go for. Frank? All right. All right. All right. Here we go. Let's start it off.

If anyone's going to sell this, really sell it and do the effort to sell it. Oh, I'm sorry, Frank. Basketball? All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right. You could be a Mets fan. You could be a basketball fan. You could be a Mets fan. You could be a basketball fan. You could be a Mets fan and wonder why there's a Mets basketball by 8-0-8. It was won at the Jersey Shore by Pat. He found it, and it's been on my desk the last year. It's signed.

Wait, he won it or found it? He won it. Oh, I thought he won it. He won it. It's signed LFGM by myself. And when you say Pat, you're talking about Patrick Mahomes, right? No, I'm talking about Pat Light. That's our picture. Pat did it in our office here.

And so let's see. Touched by a gay man. Yes. In front. That was a shell on. So we got two Barstool personalities connected with this. I've signed it. LFGM. It's been on my desk for a year now. Let's get this bidding rolling. And it's live. And've signed it. LFGM. It's been on my desk for a year now.

Let's get this bidding rolling. And it's live. This ball at one point sat next to the chocolate football. 100. Little history for people out there. Frank, will you kiss the ball to make it more expensive? It's at 171 right now. Oh, don't kiss it. It's a gay ball!

Thanks, gay. Thanks, gay. You're gay. 181. Raise up the no. Frank's gay. Frank's gay. I'm gay. You're gay. 181. 180. Raise up the price. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. 200, 200. Come on, 200. Let's go. 200. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186.

186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186.

186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186.

186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186.

186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. 186. Sit next to my genius. Sit next to his genius. Get some more money for his genius. 186. 186. That's a fuck ton for an arcade prize. Nice, Frank. Genius. Nicely done.

It's all in the set. All right. And our second item up for bid is the Roddy Roddy Piper All Out of Bubble Gum Soda. This is a soda I have tried. It's obviously not this one. This one's unopened. I have signed it. It's got the Roddy Roddy Piper with his famous saying,

I've come to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. You know, tastes like pure sugar. Who else is all out of bubble gum? Who else? Violet Beauregard. She chewed it all. Yes, that's right. None, none, none. Will you kiss that as well, Frank? Alright, let's kiss the soda. Oh, he kissed it.

He kissed the soda. And it's live. And this has been on my desk also for life. He's had 100 already, Frank. He's had 130. Once again, another kiss, another kiss. It's at 131. Kiss it some more. Oh, he $131. Kiss again. Another kiss. Another kiss. It's at $131. Kiss it some more. Oh, he kissed the bottle. $151.

Hung the shaft. Let's go. Get the bidding up. Get the bidding up. Skyrocketing. Another kiss. Another kiss. Kiss, kiss, kiss.

Hurry, hurry, hurry. You can't fit the whole thing in your mouth. Let's go. Oh, another kiss. Kiss the bottle. Let's go. Let's go. Raise up the prices. All right, Frank. $161. Let's go. Oh, another kiss. Kiss the boy. Come on, let's go, let's go. Raise up the prices.

All right, Frank. $161. Let's go, Frank. That's a lot for a fucking soda. For a bottle of soda. A bottle of soda. Hell yes, Frank. Frank.

Yeah. It's just that we have like one rich ass fan. He's just buying everything. Buying everything. Yeah, the kisses were affecting the value. Yeah. Right? Every kiss affected the value so much.

Wait, Festooli opened 18 credit cards this morning? All right. He's like, damn, they got that for only 800? Next up. That's a grail.

Spin it. Oh, Nick. I wish he was here. He would have some items. So Jeff has another lunchbox. Oh my God. This can. What are you starting with? The fanny pack.

The fanny pack has again, what was this guy's name? New Zealand Breakers. Abercrombie. Travis Abercrombie. Travis Abercrombie. The Duke's Mayo Bowl replica helmet. There is no more Duke's Mayo Bowl. And then part of my take, Dave and Buster's fanny pack.

If you see, it has, like I has like I said Hank myself PFT on it I don't this is they custom made this so I don't think any others exist any packs are hot right now but it's the summer of big cat fanny pack in Jersey now live go big cat fanny pack has a we can add

440 already we could add 500 bucks today's prep sheet. Today's prep sheet will be added. Oh, wow. $600. I'm worried about this can. I want five digits.

Should we save the can for the last possible item? Yes. $640. This will be the only thing I'm auctioning right now. We'll finish the whole show with the can. Oh, wow. Is that $800? Is the Fanny Pack game worn?

Fanny Pack is game worn I did wear it I wore it to Both FUPAs Where did I wear it? I think I wore it to an interview 720 Will you kiss it?

Will you kiss the fanny pack? Oh Kissed all three I kissed all three Sold $721 Oh And we'll save the can

We'll save the can Save the can The last item we need We're gonna have to have A whole show Where we decide what to do with the money. Yeah. This is going to be a lot of money. Dirt bikes.

We'll put it on black. Oh. Oh. Dirt. Could do a big yak bet. Yeah. I think we got to. Oh, we could do a yak.

We got to try and double it. What we could do is do a yak future. Pick a team. That'd be awesome. Maybe that. But a yak live bet, getting everybody else on it too though getting the whole getting the populace i like that i like that be dope all right um first college football saturday we just take a team maybe maybe maybe all right spin the wheel

minnesota and roni all right first we'll start off with uh should i with the sand Minnesota and... Rony! All right. First, we'll start off with the sandals. Evening Yak sandals. Why did you guys get those again? Jared Karabas. May he rest in peace, that dead bastard. Tragic what happened to him. He just texted me today.

Home run. Yeah, He died getting CM Punk Lyric tattooed on him He died doing what he loved Got infected He's like gangrene He died

He used a body Face wash on his body And You can't do that It'll just It'll burn your fucking skin off This is history We're live.

We're live. 3-20. Whoa. Jesus. If you're an OG, yeah, I could. This is the item of the episode. This is an incredible item. Let's jack it the fuck up.

Evening, yeah. Otherwise, you're going to be looking super duper broke. Look how cushioned they are. You will be able to wear these. These aren't just a collectible, but you can't throw them on the wall. Throw them in the trophy case. They're super comfortable, super

cushy. And what size are you? Because they're exactly your size. $480. $480. $480. Barbell shoes. And then next item up is Rakim's

biography. Signed. By Rakim himself. By Rakim himself. Also by Frank the Tank. Signed. The techniques. By Rakim himself. By Rakim himself. Also by Frank the Tank. Yes. Also by me. The only item in the entire world that is signed by the three of us. You might find two of us, Rakim and Frank, have signed a lot of things.

But the three of us all together, no. This is one of the rarest of those things. Also sealed with a kiss. Oh. DNA. You can see my DNA on the back upper left. So if you want to, you know, stage some type of crime scene, this book is super rare. Oh, yeah. We put our semen on everything, by the way, today.

So you will have our DNA. SVU type of shit. Yeah. So. Rakim was. Whoa. Whoa. Is that a $6,000?

Is there a $1,600 bid right now? What? What the fuck? We have fans of lyrical hip-hop, cerebral hip-hop. That was the first bid. They wanted to make sure that they got what they were paying for.

I think that might be worth a lot. This is worth a lot. This is worth a lot. This is a real item. For $1,800? Is that right? No, $1,550, I think. All right. Is it $1,550?

Is that what that says? Should we tell Rakim? That says $1,550. Oh, my God. Wow. Good piece, Ron. What if Rakim sued you? sold. Oh my god. Good piece, Ron. What if Rock Kim sued you?

Whoever just bought that, please reach out. I would like to... We're doing a Dom Perignon case race, boys. I know. I got some ideas to pitch that person that just bought this. Are they throwing money around like that? We're at just under $4,900 raise. I will match.

If we went all out for one of these, we could stop working. What the fuck, dude? Why did they just... We're going to buy so much fun. You and Rakim have to do a signing together. You guys have to. If we just sign bobbleheads

and... Market is hot That was insane Okay spin the wheel You three can get like a content house and have a mutual cameo Maybe What the fuck Rockham Hey John Rich Reminder this is John Rich

It's an experience you get not only The poop pillow But you also get get a blog topic of your choice, and you get to go tell John Rich's landlord off. I think the thing is people just love bidding on things. Dude, I used to. When you're in there, I would. The blog is big, so you'll get a lot of eyeballs, and you can get as creative as you want or specific. Old school stoolies, no.

I got addicted to auctions back in the day. You did? Yeah. I bought a bench from Dominic's, a now defunct grocery store chain in Chicago. No way. Yeah. It was cool. It was a bench, a double bench.

My uncle used to manage a Dominic. If he was his. What if that was the bench he sat on? That would be so funny. I assumed Oprah sat in that bench at some point. 170. Wow, 170. Dominic's so much better than Jewel Osco.

Dominic's was awesome. 181. Let's push it. Let's push it. 191. John Rich will do justice to whatever you want blogged. Yes, he will go all out. He will sit down with you and consult with you and let you say.

He'll really put in the work. $200, let's go. Let's hit $500 for this piece of shit. So if you want to do a blog. Yeah, if you want to market your team. If you want to market someone else, you want to put your resume out there. Oh, wow. Free advertising on Barstool?

Free advertising on Barstool. I mean, damn near. Free advertising. You'll get like 100,000 views. Might be one of the most valuable things that you can do. You can just pick your small business. Hottest young blogger. Hottest young blogger on the site right now.

John Rich. If you're a hot person and you just want to showcase your body. Smoke show, yeah. Or you could put your Venmo out. You could recoup this all by putting your Venmo on the blog. This should be worth thousands. The blog is much more valuable than the pillow, but you can sit on the pillow while he blogs

about you. The blog topic's going to be like, why Sash should be kicked off the air. Yeah. Okay, let's push it. Your mic's on, Steve. Your mic's on. Let's get the 400. Let's make sure we get the 400.

We're done. We got it. 366. Wow. Nice. Fantastic, John. We'll be in touch. Good job, John.

Very nice. Okay. Spin that thing again. Fantastic, John. We'll be in touch. Poop emoji. Very nice. Okay. Spin that thing again. Spin it again. I cannot imagine what the Rico can is going to go for. It's modern art. It is. I'm going to make an official certificate with it.

It's going to be like an official, official thing. Can you like enclose it in a paperweight? All right, Jeff D. Lowe. Jeff D. Lowe already went. He has another lunchbox. Oh. The other one was capped, went. He has another lunchbox. Oh. The other one was capped, so he found his other lunchbox also signed by a bunch of people. The other one was what?

Like the price capped off or something. Oh, yeah. Apparently me and Jeff's prices got capped off. Jeff, give a brief back story on the lunchbox. You're getting this for free pretty much. So I bought this. Bought this on Kickstarter in 2017. um 2017 supposed to arrive for christmas 2017 i opened it up on the yak in march of 2021 yeah it's also it looked so high tech online uh it's just a bento box this is the one that was opened

up on the yak by the way oh nice on, nice. We had a desk here and everything. It's a piece of shit, but it's signed by a lot of people. The knee driver signed it. What are you doing, Jake? Jake, what are you doing? What are you doing, Jake? Climb out, climb out. He looks like he's fucking a wall socket.

He's a Minion, by the way. Biggest Minions fan in the office hasn't seen the movie yet. Casual. Wow. Up to 350, 370. Read off some of the names. Let's see. Brandon signed this one. Casual. Wow. Up to 350. Read off some of the names. Let's see. Brandon signed this one.

PFT. Whoa. Tommy fights. You are absurd, Seth. Big Cat. LeBron James. LeBron James. LeBron James.

Wow, that's a really nice signature. 410. Is that a fake Kobe signature? No, it's me. Spider signed it. KB, yeah. Yeah, really nice. It's the apple of lunchboxes.

$4.30. You open it up. $4.30, $4.50. It's compartmentalized. $4.50, wow. Bento box style. Very fancy. If you're a bento bar,

$4.50. Does anyone want to go over $4.50? When I bought it, you're supposed to have like six of these that came with four. Wow. Those chopsticks?

Metal chopsticks. $4.50 sold. Sold for $4.50. Sold. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, never mind. I went to the chopsticks. 450 sold. Sold for 450. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, never mind. I went to the top. I thought it just jumped to 400. Nice.

Way to go. Thank you, Jeff. Never been used. 450, Jeff. What a pull. Thank you for your contribution. And here's PFT. PFT, you want to explain your possession?

Let's just do the Kate's auction now? Yeah, let's do the CD. Let's do the CD first. Sandwiches, what about them? Let's get the CD up. Maybe some archaic tropes. Definitely some cancelable material on here. You know how we say all the time, like,

oh, man, I'm so glad social media didn't exist when I was in high school? Is that what it said? Some dumb shit? Yeah. There's a lot of dumb shit that I said from like eighth grade, ninth grade, tenth grade on here. Okay, perfect.

So the band was called Fall Guy. It's like a pop punk band. I think there are a couple songs with some horns on there. Sick. Yeah. That's awesome. Have you listened recently, or is this a mystery to you? It's been probably 10 years.

Do you remember the lyrics of the sandwich song in your head? $600. $600. Oh, shit. Here we go right now. And there's a picture. Picture. $700.

We're at $700. $1,500. That's for the book. That was the book. I think that we're overloading the app. Oh, no. We broke it? There it is.

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$700. $700. $700. $700. $700. I got the opportunity to be the Martin Shkreli. Yes, exactly. Huge. There's Nick in the comments. Can't wait to cancel PFT's ass. Yes. Sold. For 801. Oh, yes.

And that person, be cool. Yeah, please be cool. Seriously. Just be cool. Might be a song on there. Yeah. Well, let's just say this. Be a sandwich.

Yeah. Listen. Just remember, if you cancel PFT, you're also canceling all of us by association. That's not cool. I was in ninth grade. I evolved from that. That was about your mom. It was probably like she was literally making you sandwiches at that time.

I called her woman. Yeah, right. Exactly. That's endearing. Right. Thank you, PFT. Thank you, PFT. Thank you.

Now, are we doing Kate's next item? It's still in good shape. Are we doing it again? Yeah, Kate, just do your next item. Kate's tits. Oh, shit. Oh, boy. Hold on, let me see.

Nobody needs to see what... We believe you. Show Frank, show Frank. I have blue watercolor on my midsection right now from painting my tits blue this morning and then actually smooshing them up against this piece of paper. It's mixed media. It's watercolor and colored pencil. It is labeled on the bottom.

It's a one of one. It says Kate's Tits, my signature, and it is a one of one. If you look closely, you can actually see two big arrows two gigantic arrows those are where my nipples landed okay we're at 245 we're at 275 75 285 we're at 300 um alex we're at 369 alex bennett came in the bathroom while i was doing it so she can adjust to um you will frame it you Yeah, so she saw my tits. And you will frame it, you said. I will also frame it. 429. This was actually it happening.

There is me holding it against my tits. Nice. So you know that this paper touched. Who took that picture? Mom boobs. 489. I had the phone sitting on the toilet. Nice.

Toilet phone, 49. Can we get 500? We got to get 500. A barstool bathroom. These are mom boobs. Yes. Oh, my 500? We got to get 500. A barstool bathroom. These are mom boobs. Yes. Oh. Thank you.

499? I feel good about that. You have $500 replica titties. That was good. I feel really good. Imagine your real titties. They would do nothing. That was like in the perfect range.

I do feel good about that. Good shit. $500 titty paintings. That's a PS5. Thank you. That's a PS5. Yeah, PS5 titties. All right.

All the PS5. Thank you. Yeah, you PS5. Yeah, PS5 titties. All right. All the PS5. Thank you. Yeah, you got like Renton Fargo titties. All right. Yeah, this is great. Renton Fargo titties. Hello. That's incredible.

This made my day. Thank you, strange person. We're at $7,000 in the fund. Appreciate it. $7,000 in the slushie. All right. Should I do my other candle? No, we'll save it. $7,000 in the slushie. All right. Should I do my other candle? We'll save it.

We're going to do it again. To be clear, we're going to use all of the money in the slush fund on one item. Or like, yes. Something big. That will not be worth it. Yeah, but it will be worth it for the fans. A vacation. That's what I'm saying.

If we do a remote show in Liverpool. Liverpool. Liverpool. Liverpool. We'll make it fun. We will make it very fun for everyone. Horrible. Horrible. Liverpool. Liverpool. We'll make it fun. We will make it very fun for everyone. Horrible. Horrible.

Okay. All right, is it time for the camp? Owen's got to go. Owen's back. Owen's got his bundle. Owen's goes. Owen, Che. Oh, Che, you want to just go?

Che, you want to just go? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Che's going to a Third Eye Blind concert tonight. No way. Let's have Che go because he's got to get out of here. I think he talked about bringing us. You're going to leave at 2.30 for the Third Eye Blind concert? Oh, yeah.

He actually said 2.15. What time is the concert? 2. Where? That'll be fun, Steve. I'm jealous. Very fun. I've seen them live on Mushrooms.

Incredible. You would never think someone should take mushrooms while eating mushrooms for third-eye blind, but I did. It was dope. It was dope. Got to talk into the mic. Recently retired. Sit on the thing. Recently retired for a little bit.

Replica jersey. Still has tags on it. Autographed on the back. To Erica, happy holidays. Rob Gronkowski, number 87. $6. Okay, $7. That would be funny.

$8. Should we get Frank to sign it? Oh, it's going up fast. It's going up real fast. Give it a kiss. It's a Gronk sign jersey. Who will kiss it? 500.

501. Kiss it, kiss it. He's kissing it. 501. I mean, this is a great piece. It's signed by Rob. I'm 41. Or is it an authentic signature?

Hold the signature up to the screen. Hold the signature up to the screen. Hold it nice and close to the screen so they can tell. 581. Nice and close. Even close. Yeah. Yeah.

Bang. 581. Oh. For 581. Here we go, Steven. Steven. Way to be, Steven. Bang. $581. Old for $581. Here we go, Steven. Steven. Way to be, Steven. Steven.

Enjoy the Third Eye Blind concert. Oh, he's got another item? That's it, yeah. Do-do. Do-do-do-do. All right. I'm packed and I'm holding. I'm smiling.

She living. She golden. She lives with me. She says she lives for me. Ovation. Oh, motivation. She goes down and she goes down on me. And I make her smile like a drug for you.

Whatever what you want to do, coming over you. Keep on smiling when we go through. Don't stop to the rhythm that divides you. And I speak to you like the colors do the verse. Drunk like a slime, like a clue to the curse. Coming like a freak show, takes the stage. She live in the game, she play. Saying I want something else

To get me through this A savage I'm kind of like Baby, baby I want something else Not listening when you say Goodbye That was gold Like eagle-eyed cherry

So Stephen, do you really need to go to the concert? After we just did that? That was better than whatever you're going to say Excellent Zoom footage there Yeah, but I appreciate that That was very nice I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend It's about suicide

I could cut ties with all the lies you've been living in and if you do not want to see me again I would understand. I would understand. The Angry Boys. The Angry Boys.

Dude, my headphones. What you doing here? It's songs about KB killing himself. The Angry Boys. What's the other one? My headphones haven't been working this entire time. Right there. That fucking hurt.

Right when the God of Wine comes crashing through your window like a car. No. I could do Michelle Brand. Oh, that's a very sad song. I'll never let you go. She's F. How's it gonna be when you don't know me anymore? Oh, no.

How about I graduate? Yeah. I graduate. Are you sure you need to go to the concert? Because I feel like we're kind of delivering that to you. I'm surprised you didn't go with Thanks A Lot. Oh yeah. Thanks A Lot.

That was one of my favorite songs to intro Evening Yak back to when I knew I wanted to get you going. Frank, maybe if we did some yacht rock you'd participate? I don't know these songs. What about some yacht rock? What's some good yacht rock songs?

The sailors say brandy. What a fine girl. What a good wife she'll be. But my lady, my lady, my lady is the sea. What if Lex didn't have a woman that like, sorry, my lady's the sea. Yeah, I like to have wet socks. The admin Fitzgerald. Valerie.

Valerie. Valerie. And the walls kept tumbling down in the city. So the guy that bid $15.50 on the Rakeem book, he didn't mean to do that. So we can relist the item.

No, no, you'll be paying that. Yeah, did he accidentally not know how the free market worked? We can give you some of the money back maybe. Yeah, he did not mean to pay $1,500. I'm picturing a married father of four at work accidentally hitting a button and be like, Oh, I didn't mean to buy a pen at 116. Oh no, I bought Kate's tits. So do you want to redo that now?

No, let's keep it. I felt good about that. Frank and I felt pretty good about that. That sucks. We feel pretty good about that, Frank. Let's pretend. Let's strike that from the record. He's just sweating.

So they can be in on whatever we do maybe how about they they get $1500 rebate off whatever we do it's like a resort fee that guy's freaking out he's like calling

his bank we'll just do maybe they were no you know what we'll give him his money back but we won't relist it

we'll relist it next time and then it will go even more so now it's he'll accidentally now it's got a story yeah now it's got a real story if i kill myself over this blood's on your hands

bastard i think that the cameras and all right so it's owens up okay we'll do the we'll finish with the can all right kith bag obama shirt, tickets to Diesel, red pen, cameras with Barstool employees, post-it notes that look like a stick of butter, JBL speaker, 200 MSRP, and Joe Namath used in the Rube Goldberg episode. The E. Joe name. The Joe Montana. Joe Montana, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's the one that is the one. 980.

Holy shit. I mean, someone's trying to blackmail us this does... Someone's trying to blackmail us. No, someone's trying to blackmail us. Find Summer of Ketamine. And we'll sprinkle in... First off, Owen, kiss one of those things. See if we can get over 1,000. And then second of all...

I would kiss Montana for sure. 960. Nobody was beating that. When it got to 960... KB All Swag won the auction. I'm nervous for the camera thing. What? Sold?

An account named KB All Swag won the auction. I'm nervous for the camera thing. What? Sold? An account named KB All Swag won. And then commented, hopefully I have enough. Ooh, okay. 960 sold. Wait, we're not checking that people have the money to spend? No, no, they put their card in, and then hopefully I have enough means that. Once they win the auction, it charges me. Oh, yeah, I know.

Means he probably has $970. Or if he just steals his bank account. He's being funny., yeah, I know. Means he probably has $970. Or if he just steals his bank account. He's being funny. All right, congrats. Congrats. That's a good one. Good job.

If you're not spending your parents' money on this, you're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot, dude. Just run up your parents' fucking money. Next time we do this, everybody just bid like 10K, 20K, and then you call the bank

and you say, that wasn't me, that was my son or daughter. You get the money back, we'll keep it, though. Keep ours, you call the bank and you say, that wasn't me, that was my son or daughter. You get the money back, we'll keep it though. Keep ours, you keep yours, and we're both fucking litty. The banks have insurance against this.

Everybody, everybody. That's how the whole system works. They have a ton of insurance against fraud like this. It's not like... And then when they run out, they just ask the government for more. They're too big to fail.

Yeah. Should we get to this? Yeah, let's do it. It's the can time. By the way, go to Roback. 20% off your first purchase at Roback.com. The best in performance wear, Q-zips, hoodies, polos, everything. Roback does it better than HelloFresh.

Everyone. Right to your door. It's a meal and a shirt in one. All right, so the can. Should we take any guesses on where we think it's going to go for? So let's just reset the can. This is the Rico Bosco can that he threw at Big T's head. You can see the dent in it.

I will also make an official certificate that will be signed by Rico, Big T, and myself. Can you get a picture or something of the review with it? Quigs will make a beautiful certificate. We'll have it framed. The can will be sold to you. I have to empty the can before I send it, but I'll do it with a pin. Okay. Does Rico have any comments on this?

He was like, hey, you see the can? He's like, what? Okay, whatever. Where was it? Chuck had it. Chuck had it? Chuck is like the person that goes to the crime scene where Kennedy was shot and picks up shell casings.

Darren Revelllle is probably going to... Those are the same as autographs. Darren Revelle would have bought this if it had killed Big T. Now it has no value. You know they painted a big X where Kennedy was hit in Dallas on the road?

There's a big X. Do you stand on it? Is it painted? Yes. Do you stand on it? Is it painted? Yes. Do you stand on it? Well, you run over by the traffic. Yeah. I'll also say black cherry is a hot... I feel like even the flavor of it makes it more valuable. Oh, everything.

The fact that it's a black cherry. You're absolutely right. If you had thrown a mango, it'd be like, who cares? Right. Pineapple. Then you could do the mango tango. Something about a black cherry can. Mango tango.

Okay, are we live? We're live. Oh, my God. And there we go. We're up to 200. We're up to 300. We're up to 400. We're up to 500.

We're up to 600. We're up to 700. We're up to 800. More. We're up to... Come on. Pick it up. 800.

900. We're up to 1,000. 1,100. 1,200. 1,300. 1,400. This is almost a murder weapon. 1,500. Almost a murder weapon. 1,500. 1,000. $1,000. $1,100. $1,200. $1,300. $1,400. This is almost a murder weapon. $1,500.

Almost a murder weapon. $1,500. $1,600. Let's get $2,000. Touched by Rico Bosco. $1,700. $1,760. $1,600.

$1,800. Dead right now. $1,900. Can we get the $2,000? This is a piece of martial history. Come on. $2,000. Someone, $2,000.

$2,000. $2,000. $2,000 for the can. For the year of 2010. Who could be 2010? Five, four, three, two, one. Amazing. $2,010.

Age, bad, stupid. Wins the auction. Congratulations. We will be in touch. Holy shit. Wow. I'm excited to have Big T and Rico have to sign this, too. Maybe we'll have like a, it'll be like in one corner will be a picture of the throw.

Another corner maybe Big T and Rico shaking hands. Love that. Yeah. So what's our slushie at right now? What size slushie do we have? That'll be close to 8J. Case calculating. Can we do like – you know how like when they're trying to raise money for like a high school auditorium,

they'll have a thermometer that goes up. We have a big slushy thing and we're filling it up to try and get to, what's a reasonable, like 50,000? 500. 100,000? Yeah. And the top is just robot yak.

We just have complete robot replacement robots. I'm high for the experience one. So we're 1% of the way to $500,000 probably. Maybe almost 2%. So without the book selling, our slush fund total is $9,001. Oh, with the book? Should I just redo the book now? I'm sure the book would still sell.

I just try to do the book now and just see what we have. We can do the book now if you want. Over $10,000 would have a nice ring to it. It would. Should I do the book now and just see what we have. We can do the book now if you want. Over 10k would have a nice ring to it. It would. Should I do the book or should I? I mean, that cowbell's still there. Should we do the cowbell? Cowbell and the book, let's get over

10,000. We could probably find something in like 10 seconds that would... You want to throw the other candle in? If you guys want to do 9k and change, that's fine. We could end the show. Do the candle and the book combined. Can I go to Brandon's desk and see what's up? I think we should do them separate.

All right, we'll do them separate. All right, do the candle. And are we not doing the cowbell? All right, well, I need a pen. No, we're not going to sell the cowbell. I need a Sharpie. I think it's way better than the book. Can you throw me one of those Sharpies?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right. Here you go. Here's one in black. You sure you don't want it in black? Yeah, I'm good. Fucking racist. So this is a second sass sign candle.

It's the only other one. It's the second and only one. Two of two. The final. Now I am candleless. Sass, number these. Write one of two and then two of two. Well, this is two of two.

This is unburned wick. Oh, this is unburned? This one is a little bit more fresh. Auction is live. Auction is live, and we're already up to 220. 230. Oh, it's a different design than the other one, too. It is a different design.

Can we get a zoom in on this one's design? Oh, this is smiley sass. Sex symbol smiley sass. $280. This one has a very good energy to it. Incredible. 300. $300. $280. This one has a very good energy to it. Incredible. 300. $300. $300.

Can we get more than $300? $300. That brings us to $310. Lil Sass. You want to have this forever. Signed by Lil Sass. Ashwick. Great candle. Incredible candle.

Get us to $10,000 on the day. Do all you can to get us towards $350. Get us to $10,000 on the day towards a slush fund. This means memories for us. This means memories for you. You want to make sure that we're having the most fun doing the most ridiculous shit. We might go to fucking London. We might go to England.

We might go to Scotland. Edinburgh. Sold. Is that sold? Sold. $360. Amazing. Guys, I got some breaking news. Sass, you glad you tried it without a cap this time? Breaking news? Breaking news? Without a cap? Yeah, I'm very happy.

I have an identifier of the purchaser of Was it Abe? Of my painting? Yes. Who is it? It is Cliff DeMartino. Oh, Cliff!

Cliff! Famous stoolie. I've met him before. Very nice. Thank you, Cliff. Thank you. He wants to see them titties. Yeah, all right.

Piece of art. That's something that people come over to your house and that's a conversation. Oh, you know Barstool K? Yeah. Who doesn't? They recognize it. It's art. It is a unique piece of art. I recognize those. Very perfect circles.

I was shocked. I was shocked. Yeah. Truly. Stunning. You're going to have to go on a date with him. Wait, so what are we at right now? Total 9,000? 61. 9,361.

Wow. 9,361. So we need this Rakeem to go for 639 or more. Can we get to 639? Should be able to. 639 is reasonable because this is a collector's item unlike any other. Not only is it signed by me. KB's coming in hot with something here. Not only is it signed by me. KB's coming in hot with something here.

Not only is it signed by Frank. Maybe the winning science fair board. What is this, KB? What is it? I don't know. It was just shipped to me. I have no idea what it is. He's opening it for the first time.

Glasses on. Oh, I know what this is. I'm for another unboxing. I'm for another unboxing. AB, I think it's you. I'm for another unboxing I'm for another unboxing I'm for another unboxing Let's see what's in this box I think it's you I think it's you

I think it's you Let's see what's in this box Another unboxing Let's see what's in this box You can't sell that You must Oh, my God. You can't sell that. You must. You have to sell that.

It's so much bigger than life-size. Oh, my God. Is it taller than you, for real? Yes, it's huge. You get it to stand-ups. Oh, there's a stand. Oh, my God. Hardboard cut-out standees. That should go for $10,000.

Yeah. It's in the trabbies. It's so in your face. You get a stomach reveal in it. A cool hat, the shoes. Yeah, I want that in the lobby. I want a greeting people in the lobby. All right, let's bang out this.

Should we do this first? Yeah, yeah, let's go. Let's go. Bang out the book, or should we do it? Yeah, do the book. It's so big, dude. Let's sell the book. Oh, that's sick.

Bring that thing over. Gambler the month. Wow. Rock Kim book. Valued at $1,550. It's already been proven. It's already been proven. Rock Kim himself laid hands on this. Frank laid hands on this. How much will we sell? We got $150. It's already been proven. Already been proven. Rakim himself laid hands on this.

Frank laid hands on this. How much will we sell this shit for? 9K, we could go to Nutley, New Jersey. Let's go to Meekins. Let's hit 10K. Must have been a big mistake. Yeah, a big mistake. Nutley, New Jersey.

What do you want to go see in Nutley, New Jersey? What? How would $1,500 be a big mistake? Because he did $1,550. $3,21. Can we beat $ beat 321? It wasn't like he accidentally added I'd have hit 550 The back of the book, very wetly

Another wet kiss, 361 Another fresh Give it another sloppy one Sloppy wet kiss Signed by Rakim, signed by Frank Show Frank's autograph again It's beautiful It looks like Japanese street graffiti It looks like Japanese street graffiti signed by Frank. Frank's autograph. Show Frank's autograph again. It's beautiful. Frank's autograph

is like a reference. It looks like Japanese street graffiti. It looks like Japanese street graffiti. It looks like Japanese street graffiti. It looks like a 441. It's like an Alex Monat 461. Push yourselves. Are you broke?

Do you have money? Do you want it? Do you want to be a part of history? Do you want to touch history with your fucking hands? Somebody 10X the bid. What would Cardone do? We're a 511

because you have money, but you want to prove that you have more money than that guy. Can we get it to maybe 600? Or But you want to prove That you have more money Than that guy Can we get it to maybe 600 Or are you broke Or did you give up on life Do you not want

Come on come on come on You want to go harder Come on 500 500 500 Come on Hey hey hey Hey hey hey Hey hey hey Hey hey hey

Do you not have a fucking Time in your name Or do you want The fucking book The good book They call this the new bible They're saying this is The only book

If you can hang a book In a library In a library It's in a library, it's going to be a library. It's going to be a library. Can we get to $700? We have $700. We have $700 inside of there. Push yourselves for the book. $700.

There you go. That's $10,000. Is that sold or can we keep bidding? Is it sold for $700 or does anyone else take a little bit deeper? $700 to Big 40. Good job. Big 40. Thank you. Great job, everyone.

Which brings our total to $10,062 in the slushie. $10,062, and are we doing one? No, we got to keep that. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, I'm going to keep it. We got to have that up. All right, we're going to keep that $10,000.

Good job, everyone. The OnlyFans girls are just going to come and sit on it. Probably, yeah. Probably. I mean, $10,000. All right. Speaking of. Way better than OnlyFans. Speaking of, there's the OnlyFans man right there. We make money way easier than them, yeah. Probably. I mean, $10,000. All right. Speaking of. This is way better than OnlyFans.

Speaking of, there's the OnlyFans man right there. We make money way easier than them, dude. We should auction off, Glennie. You get to be on an episode of OnlyStands with Glennie and OnlyFans. Hi. Come in here. One of Glennie's angels. Yep, she blew us a kiss.

That was for you, KB. I saw it. Catch it. Catch the kiss. Catch the kiss. He's about you, KB. I saw it. Catch it. Catch the kiss! Catch the kiss! He's about to step on you. Don't fucking step on that! Let's see if she sees it. Okay.

Are you strong enough? What if you just had put out some of his eyes? Like a painting in an old manner, and he's just looking through them. She intuitively pulled her shorts down. Something was amiss. There was an air. It was the telltale heart.

It was a predatory air. That was like a Poe short story. Something nibbling at me. What is that? Eyes in the floor. Where do I start? You sold your tits. You're a sex worker now

That's true You are She and I are the same pretty much Officially Alright boys and girls Great show Look at Steven He's got his revitalite

And his glasses I'm actually jealous That's gonna be a blast Yeah it's gonna be fun Who's in tomorrow I'm not in tomorrow I'm not in I will be here

I thought it was Owen I'll be here AB and I'll be here Nice I'm gonna be tomorrow. I'm not in. I will be here. I thought it was Owen. I'll be here. Maybe in. I'll be here. Nice. I'm going to be out next week, too. So we'll see you later on. Yes.

We'll see you down the road. Maybe when are you going to be out? You're going to be out Monday, Wednesday? Monday to Wednesday. Yeah. With Nick. Yes. Next week?

Yes. Nick low-key just taking a vacation this week? Yeah. I don't think he's having fun. He's with his parents. Shout out my boy. He needs a vacation. Yeah.

I fully support people taking vacations. Oh, yeah. Especially in the summer. He's with his parents. Shout out my boy. He needs a vacation. Yeah. I fully support people taking vacations, especially in the summer. He's not reaping any of the benefits. No. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. See everyone tomorrow. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. It's the act. Thanks guys. That was cool.