The Yak - Barstool Drama ERUPTS in the Middle of Brandon's Funeral | The Yak 3-7-25

Episode Date: March 7, 2025

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Where's your cube? In hand. That we have special guest Sante. Hello. Where's your cube? In hand. That was so funny, Sante just walking in with us. Fitting incumbent. Go ahead. All right. Get going.

Please, I would like to see that finish. Where the hell's Brandon? I don't know. Of course he'd be late to his own fucking funeral. Did it snow today in Chicago? Oh my god. Or is he risen? He might be.

The casket is here. The flowers are here. We have a lot of speeches. This will be the last day that Brandon Walker... Look at that. Look at that photo. That's so good. Oh shit. That's so good.

Oh my god. It's perfect. Here he is. Oh, he's with us. He is with us. Fully embalmed. Brandon, the man of the hour. He'll be dead by the end of this show. Yeah. Brandon, beautiful, beautiful jeans. Thank you. Welcome to your funeral. Thank you. How do you feel? The bag pipes were beautiful. That was a nice touch. I appreciate that. That was nice. It was well. funeral. Thank you. How do you feel? The bagpipes were

beautiful. That was a nice touch. I appreciate that. That was that was that was nice. It was well. I don't love seeing the casket with the Mississippi State flag draped over it. I would like to keep that flag after we're done. Mm hmm. Oh, that's going that's going six feet under. It's going with me. Yeah. Yeah. Some of your funeral outfits leave a lot to be desired. Oh, Radom.

Well, Kate, did you think it was an Amish funeral? Why are you wearing an ankle-length skirt? Are you an Amish pimp? What are you? It's called fashion. Look it up sometime, idiots. Celestial garb. Kate, you look ridiculous.

Titus looks great. Titus looks phenomenal. Phenomenal. This is the very jumpsuit I wore to my grandmother's funeral. Yep. I'd like to ask one question. Yes. How often at funerals in your culture or any other culture

do we have a cubist right beside the dead person? I don't know about you guys. Yeah. But I don't think I've ever been to a funeral without a cubist. Now, when is there is the cube time to the funeral, when the cube is finally done? That's when the body goes into the funeral? No, he's just going to keep cubist. Now, when is there is the cube time to the funeral, when the cube is finally done? That's when the body goes into the funeral?

No, he's just going to keep cubing. It's like defusing a bomb. Yeah, he's going to keep cubing. No pressure, Sante. But getting it today would be... That would be sick. That would be pretty awesome. Inside the cube was like a arson pill.

What is it called? Arson? Arsenate? Finite. Cyanide. Cyanide. Cyanide pill. Cyanide pill that then you have to eat. To kill me.

That would be cool. Yeah. You know what? That would be cool. That would be cool. Okay. Yeah. He didn't dress up at all. No. He's just a cubist. He's a cubist.

It's a regular day for him. Dan and Kyle, I think you both look great. Thank you. You look very good funeral attire I would appreciate that. I Don't really like that. I'm wearing white shoes. I think that's a lame mood move with the suit But you got to wear I forgot to bring black shoes. Mm-hmm. We were going for a southern wedding. Yeah funeral Funeral, sorry Danny. You don't own a black suit. No, I only had gray, and I figured it better go all black.

You look like you're trying to buy weed at a high school, Danny. Why would I buy weed at a high school? Oh, wait till you see Nicky Smokes. He looks like he's a greeter at the Olive Garden. Yes, he does. So a lot of people dressed up. A lot of people dressed up.

Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. Lucas looks like a valet. A lot of people dressed up. Yeah. And I have, well, not that it don't matter, because I'll be gone, but I have made note of the people who haven't dressed up.

We do have a special guest who will be joining us shortly. Via what, how? Via sitting in that seat. Oh, they will be here. Yeah, I think you can figure out who it is, considering the fact that we're doing a one-on-one-to-one tournament after this. Oh yes, of course.

Of course. I guess it was, I should have kept it as a surprise surprise sure figured you could probably put those two sure sure sure sure Yeah, yeah, so um yeah, so it'll be Connor Griffin my opponent. Yeah Connor Griffin. Yes But yes, it's it's very nice for everyone to be here should we should we start with the speeches? Why we have speeches or you want to yak for a little bit? No, I don't Brandon I'm gonna know right now. I know. I have a question. Am I dead?

No, you can talk. OK, all right. You're just attending your own funeral. All right. It's the coolest thing ever. It's a living funeral. Living funeral. What's that Christmas movie where the ghost is still hanging out?

Scrooge. You're like Scrooge, kind of. You're here. Wasn't there a football coach that pretended they were dead and everyone was like, oh my God, that's so sad. Oh, you're right. It's like, just kidding. I want to motivate you.

Why do I- You freeze did it. Yeah. I have, oh yeah. You freeze faked his own funeral. So you and Hugh freeze, same guy. Hugh freeze, no. Hugh freeze faked his own funeral.

Yeah. To motivate the team. Wasn't there a story, it was like a year ago a guy like showed up in a helicopter. Oh, yeah Oh, no, I just remember the clip of like a guy like coming in on a helicopter And he's like I'm alive bitch that there was that one and there was also the Irish guy who? Recorded a message that started playing when they dropped his casket and he was like fuck all of you fucking wankers Which was such a great move?

Man fakes his death before arriving is yeah, this is the one yeah My god Taught him a lesson. What do you mean? Huge lesson right there don't love your father too much because he might die. Yeah. Yeah But then that's you can't do that because then when you do die, everyone's going to just be like, where's the helicopter? Yeah. Yeah.

It's a boy who cried dead. What did Hugh Freeze do? Well, he's done a lot of things, but he did, when he was at Ole Miss, I think this was 2016 or 17, I think he- Faked his own funeral. He staged a funeral to show players, I don't remember what he said he was showing, but he faked his own funeral. funeral. Yeah to show players it could I don't remember what he said He was showing me faked his own funeral. Yeah, they believe I don't know if they believe that he was dead But he was like we're gonna have a funeral for myself. We're gonna go through it

Yeah, yeah, if you can look it up TJ, but yeah Brandon Walker Hugh freeze Has anyone from his squad afterwards in the years past been like yeah, it was a little weird that we did that Um, I know cuz he's done way weirder. Pretend yeah to motivate the team 2016. Yeah. Free some money to stage a mock funeral for himself as a way to getting his team to recognize how to work for the results they want. That's so egotistical. Don't really understand. Tactiless really. Yeah. Who would ever do that? Thoughts on funerals having unbelievable food. Oh. Love it. Great.

The best. Yeah. open bar. What I've had some kind of kind of guilty. Yeah, I've had some of my best meals at at funerals. Italians do funeral after after funerals not at funerals, right? Some at at the home. There's there's a little back room. They'll have like at the wake. The mini suns and helds and I've like a canthels. At the wake, the mini-sugs. The canthels and orders. I've been to a funeral where we all went to an Italian restaurant after, and it was just like the whole,

it was like a prefixed everything. I don't know how it is where y'all did funerals, but growing up in Mississippi, when somebody died in your family, it was very sad, but you would eat so good for two or three weeks. Oh yeah, everyone sent you stuff. Everybody brings you chicken and pies Yeah, what not way better sending food than sending yourself Yeah, although I mean they just bring it and then they will also go to a linger. Yeah, that's I have a big family

So I've been to a ton of funerals on the same area and I crave sometimes I'm like Pat Let's get the Delco funeral meal tonight It's like, you know those big all the hot hot pots with the little steno's underneath or whatever? And it's like the roast beef and the good stuff and a really good salad and the good bread and then like a good lasagna. Like, they're specific, every funeral was like the same. It was like Groundhog's Day,

but you started to look forward to. Tater, you trash. Somebody would die and your mouth would start watering and say, Delco funeral meal coming up. Look at her. Stand up, Kate. Show us the full outfit. For the record, I shaved my legs all the way up to mid-thigh

for this first time. Wow. You're giving off, you're giving off... And then you just stopped? Why did it go all the way? Yeah. Nobody has time for that. You're giving off like half-grieving ex-wife

that's also kind of still interested in the will. Yeah. You know? Like you haven't been married to the deceased for 15 years, but you're like, I should probably show up because you never know. You're also giving off vibes that you picked out the outfit on the way to the funeral,

you stopped at a couple of thrift shops. I don't just have a ton of, surprise, Kate doesn't have a ton of dresses laying around. And I bought this dress at Target this summer, but it was a little too risque for I wear only sports bras these days. Oh, whoa, whoa. His stuff, so I, whoa, Brandon's dead, finally.

Fucking hell, whoo. How was the beef on Moot can't sleep last night? Did he do anything embarrassing? I don't think so. I mean, I was up and down with the damn kids. So I was tuning in and out, but yeah, no, I think he had a great time. He was there till like three or four in the morning.

Oh damn. So he had a really good time. You think that's how he felt while you were in New Orleans? For a full week? He travels plenty. He has a pretty good life. So yeah, but he had a good time. Yeah, I don't know.

You ran it up in New Orleans. That's all I'm saying. And we have a date night tonight. Hey! So I was going to keep this on. in New Orleans. That's all I'm saying and we have a date night tonight Hey Keep this on let's go flash the camera again What is that robe and actually This sports bra they bought a ton at Barstool summer camp for the gals for their uniforms And then all the girls were like we don't they left them in the cabin

Did you pay for any of that? I went through like a little mouse rat fucking the whole cab oh my god now I just want to say for you guys we got it sub two hours you got to work a little bit on your pizzazz you just held it towards my foot and you've never solved that before right? That scared the fuck out of Chrisley over here. Sorry for everyone who's trying to watch the Yak yesterday right after because Todd Chrisley and the USA Network took it down. Yeah I probably should have saw that coming. And a predictable way.

Extremely predictable. So Sante what do we do next? I don't know. Ari Schafiro's you uh Yeah, he does. Six by six? Yeah Okay, that could be next. How do you feel right now? Pretty good actually. Yeah I was gonna get it. What was going through your head like how optimistic were you throughout? I was studying all night, and I had a good idea coming in that I was gonna be able to get close What do you what do you study correct? Algorithms okay, I'm on Dan. Did you remember your specific positioning? I tell ya I did yeah

Sounds like you might have cheated he was motivated by death All right, well great job santa. Thank you impressive. Yeah, thank you. Can I see that real quick? Yeah, oh Sante. Thank you. Impressive. Yeah. Thank you. Can I see that real quick? Yeah. Oh, Sante. Why would you do that? I mean, I can do it again, I guess. That's true. That's true. All right. All right, Sante, you're dismissed. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Great job. To show you guys all appreciation for coming to my funeral, I went ahead and made arrangements that you all get a $50 gift card to the Barstool store. Oh So it is my appreciation to all of you. If you'll check your email, you'll find that. Oh really? Yeah It's a lot of money. Yeah, you're welcome. That's pretty sick. You're welcome

Thank you. So it's my way of showing Appreciation to you guys interesting. I thought that email came from someone else The Barstool people department. I'm pretty sure they all gave us wait that's what it's called yeah I've emailed Barstool people BPD yeah it's ironically enough a employee appreciation day I think today that's why they gave us $50 gift cards most of us follow under fall under the people, so there's some creatures here that do not. That's true. Yeah.

Yeah, I think. Mincey's half reptile. Yeah, he's with Mr. Pear in the same email channel. Mm-hmm. Did anyone else get the gift card from the Barstool Whores email account? Ha ha ha. I'll take that.

Ha ha ha. Should we do some speeches? We have Nick Nick Nick can start us off Nick's not here but he did submit a video so I think that would be fitting to start with Nick's video I'm sure it's great and then we'll like make Che follow him so that way there's a buffer between all of us so that we don't have to follow Nick that would be amazing yeah shake it be the palate cleanser yeah so we'll all give our speeches and then we have some people in the office that wanted to chime in so And then we'll send you on your way to death Wow That sounds fast. Mm-hmm

Yeah, like micro eulogized on Twitter by anyone not in a nice way Oh, no, okay a lot of that will change. Well, I've been getting a lot of supportive DMS by anyone? Not in a nice way. Oh. Oh no. Okay. Sure that will change. Well I've been getting a lot of supportive DMs saying please end this cringe-worthy bit, this is terrible, this is awful, where the fuck are you gonna go? And stuff like that. Fuck those people. But I've also been getting a lot of I hope you don't leave, which...

That's nice. I will address those people at the very end because hopefully whatever how you over the next two hours they follow where I go okay all two of them huh sorry he was talking about Altoona no he's talking about two day oh the baseball is about to start yeah okay all right why did you bring up a Jose to be right there I said all two of them oh okay you should tell all the haters to go fuck themselves. I do often. Yeah. Yeah, we do this show every day I say it a million times you show every day for two hours every single day. Yeah all year. We have 325 plus yaks. Mm-hmm. No, we don't like this one. I I have another announcement suck it

We've all done a thousand, I think. Yeah. There will be a mass unblocking today. What? Wow. There will be a unblocking down to zero this afternoon. Hell yes. So there were- Zero, not zero.

There were probably, well, it will take longer than just today, but- Via the hands of which women? That would be a Katie Stats. Dude, you have doing that. Probably should have told her before now. She is watching. She is now cussing.

But just we'll get started on that today. Katie, I might help you. So wait. So when you do a mass unblocking, that is not that does not mean that you can't re block. Oh, yeah. I'll be back up to two grand by the end of the end of business. But right. Twitter, Elon, give me a mass unblocking button. Just say give me an unblock everybody button. That would make my life easier. Thank you. You also can't search for shit. It's nuts. I can't. I could put in someone's full handle

and it's like it just won't show. That's how I learned about things. I wanted to know the public's opinion on a certain thing. I'd search a phrase and now nothing nothing It's just a bunch of Chinese letters. Yeah in like death videos a lot of titties on Twitter though I do appreciate that. Yeah, I saw the one-on-one stab battle which what? a One-on-one stab battle do they both win or both lose close contact warfare? Resorted to nivory. Oh, it was bruised. I can't believe I watched it a one-on-one stab battle do they both win or both lose close contact warfare Resorted to nivory. Oh, it was brew. I can't believe I watched it. I saw left me last night. I saw

It was like a hundred and twenty miles an hour Both cars t-bone. Oh gross. I don't like yeah, I couldn't just nothing left nothing left if Nothing laughs like there's no cars left like Evaporated if I if I had if I hadn't done the hockey puck thing last week, what would the picture have been? Hmm guess we'll never know. Yeah, cuz I did do it didn't I you did do it did it and that is the most lasting memory We have you did that that happened just a week ago Yeah, yeah. Yeah, is that as far back the most lasting memory we have of you. You did that. It happened just a week ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Is that as far back as y'all's memories of me go? Pretty much. About a week. I actually forgot that it happened. Yeah, we got this made a month ago. Yeah. That's weird. The Devlin push is in large, blown up in New York HQ.

Oh yeah. They're here too. Yeah. It's on the back wall. Good point, Steve. Kyle's wall back there. All right right should we play Nick's video? Yeah, let's get it. Let's get it started This is gonna hurt. He is the only one of you I like

Seems he's really wireless. I just got word that he's gone Running as I sit here under the Caribbean Sun. It, it's even impossible to enjoy myself because he's gone. Brandon Walker, man, what do I say? He was always there, whether it be the worst pain I've been going through, heartbreak, stress, creative blocks, anything. Brandon was there to ask me to write a joke for him. I remember vividly when my grandfather passed,

I rushed back to West Virginia to make the funeral. And as I was walking into the funeral home doors, ring ring, I got a call from Brandon Walker. And I pick up and he doesn't say anything, but hey, write a joke for me. And it was the exact distraction I needed from that pain. And okay, before I start to tear up, I have somebody else that wants to say something.

Oh, Hey, damn, it's your mom. You know, it's really sad, but it's just Brandon. I'm not gonna miss him that much. But roll tide. Amazing. It's just Brandon. I'm not gonna miss him that much. You know? But roll tide. That was beautiful. Amazing.

Oh, that was beautiful. Clean X, Brandon. I'm good, thank you. I'm good. Are you worried this might become a little bit of a roast? I am a little bothered that it took me until this exact moment to realize it is just a roast. No, I am a little bothered that it took me until this exact moment to realize it is just a roast no I am NOT roasting it says specifically

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Roe.co. slash yak. Here he is. Our special guest. Rone is here. Okay, well you don't really apologize to the dead person. You could. I just had to pay my respects one last time. Hey Rone.

Brandon Walker, what's up gang? Straight from the airport? God damn, you guys look amazing. Thank you. We feel good. This is the day. I'm gonna take a picture and send it to you. We feel good. Yes Good to see you guys all and So I'm sad. It's such an occasion such a brutal occasion. That's tough breaks my fucking heart sass didn't want to come I was trying to convince him to come out here. He's definitely ill though

Oh, no, and he's always definitely aged up for a while looking for videos and the like. Yeah, he's been caged up. He's been going through a really rough time. But he can't quit the video games and they're making him sicker. Does he ever not consider himself definitely ill? I think this is a threshold that he's broken through to a different type of illness. A nasty, phlegmy illness. It's tough. You guys look like the fucking blues brothers Good Kate, maybe not as much. She does she looks very cheap We said she's giving off ex-wife vibes

We so we just started really what what's so so what's the proceedings for today? We have a bunch people want to give a speech. Not a roast. Of course not. And then we're going to send Brandon off on his way. We had bagpipes to start. It's been such a great run that Brandon has had here at Barstool. He was such an integral part of what we all built. And just so he was great. It was so nice having him around.

And it's not going to, when he leaves, nothing's going to change. That's the true test of a legacy. Yes. What does it leave? Leave only footprints? Take only photographs? Did you just make that up?

Yeah, I think that's what you're supposed to say. What you're supposed to say. When someone wants to take like a rock from a national. That's exactly what you did, Brandon. Yeah. You left footprints. Footprints and photographs. And you took a rock.

Yeah, you took a rock. I took one rock. And we're just gonna keep on going. Okay. And that's beautiful. Nothing's gonna change. I wish you all well. Mm-hmm.

Steven, you wanna go? He's coming. Does he have a song? He better have a song. He didn't do... He didn't think... Oh, okay. You have a song? I don't have a song.

Oh! Did a speech, though. Okay. Maybe we't think oh give a song Good recipes though, okay, maybe we could end it with a song maybe and I will remember you Work on a song after this yeah, I can work shops hallelujah Brandon It's crazy knowing it out for six years. I've been on shows with you for thousands of hours, met your whole family, been to your home, hung out outside the office, become friends. We saw turtles having sex together once.

Is that true? Yeah, the zoo. It's a friendship I really value. I still remember the first thing you said to me back in 2019. You said, Hi, I'm Brandon Walker. And ever since then, You could have... I've seen your star rise from a guy falling asleep on his basement couch, watching the 1992 Royal Rumble night after night.

To becoming a megastar. Multiple time, dozen finalists like you are today. Ooh, that's true. I'm really proud of your accomplishments, and will certainly have big shoes to fill. I believe you're a 15. Even though. Today is your last day at Barstool.

The most literal speech ever. I'm excited to work together in the future on The Walker Life, a Brandon Walker and family reality series. You will be missed and despite what people say, I don't even think you're that bad of a guy. Ooh. Best of luck in the next step your friend Steve Wow

Beautiful, why did he sign off like it was a letter? I don't know okay? He hit all the high notes the turtles having sex. Yeah size 15 size 15. I love that and he even included a Memory from this from very recent mm-hmm no notes yeah he also remembered the first thing I said to him which was hi I'm Brandon Walker yeah yeah that's right is that definitely true I've never said hi in my life yeah that doesn't sound I definitely didn't say hi hi I'm Brandon Walker I said hi yeah okay I'm Brandon Walker doesn't sound like it doesn't sound like you've read it. I

Think you did greet me not with hi, but I'm Brandon Walker I did do that that was my I was doing that for a while. I think your first words to me where I need more respect From the jump yeah, well I oh shit dude. I sensed it coming I remember is a squish of you biting into a worm sandwich stick coming. All I remember is the squish of you biting into a worm sandwich. That wasn't. That's true. He brought one in his overalls. To the big city. Sticking out the top of his overalls. Yeah, y'all were gonna take me out to a New York City meal. I said no, I brought my own. Yeah, you said I didn't know if I was gonna have anywhere to eat in New York. I had to bring my own worm sandwich remember like yesterday. Oh

Tj. Do you have anything prepared? Yeah, I can say something okay? This feels good Tj. Also is dressed ridiculously. What do you mean? What is Tj? Where he cloth? Do it off it's Why is this camera so fucking crispy looking to real Chris real crisp. So real. Everything on our face. I brought out the good one, yeah. This is the good one, right over this one? Yeah. It's such a good camera.

Wow. Oh wow. It's Carmen Sandiego. She's gonna shoot up a school. Inspector Gadot. I don't have much. Brandon and I have been through a lot together. I've often credited him with giving me the opportunities

that I have today. I'm probably not here without Brandon. There's an alternate universe where I'm actually living in Starkville, Mississippi with Brandon. That was on the table at one point. Chicago not come to fruition. Thank God that didn't happen. That would have been a fucking nightmare.

Yep. Amen. Brandon's, you know, he's given me a lot. He's like a father to me. Not like a lot. He's like a father to me not like my father He's like his father to me At every opportunity he chooses to you know look out for himself and not those around him And I appreciate that because sometimes you need that with you know a friend or a father figure So I'm gonna miss him not that much. I'll get over it, but see you later, man. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks for everything

I appreciate everything you've given me so see ya This isn't a roast no not a rose not a rose you said well said Danny Would you like to go I. I don't even know Danny You love Danny Well, it looks like Danny prepare a speech such a win for us that Danny's thing I know if it like it's one of those the other way around you know was it Standby me was like it should have been you yeah, yeah, thank God. It wasn't you yeah We've all gathered here today for our beloved co-worker Brandon, please respond after each with Lord hear our prayer

We pray that Brandon finally finds peace in heaven We also pray that Brandon goes to heaven Not saying he's done anything bad enough to go to hell, but I honestly don't know him that well. Lord, hear our prayer. We pray Brandon is absolved of any disgusting crime or deplorable acts against God that he may have committed before I met him. Lord, hear our prayer. We pray that Brandon finally gets a taste of pumpkin pie in heaven,

and we pray that Brandon doesn't do his Bernie Mac impression in front of Bernie Mac. Lord, hear our prayer. And we pray that Brandon's gay angel friends are just as great as his gay human friends were. Lord hear our prayer. Now let us bow our heads. March 9th, a day that belongs to one of the saddest deaths in entertainment history. Someone who left us too soon, but still had so much more to give. A master on the mic. Someone who mildly impacted soon, but still had so much more to give a master on the mic

Someone who mildly impacted 20 somethings everywhere Rest in peace Biggie Smalls 3997 No, but obviously the real death today is about Brandon In all honesty you were a great guy to work with and when it comes to the talent you're irreplaceable No one can guide contestants through the gauntlet quite like you and you're good at Steven Singer ads Haven't just gained seven new podcast. He may be gone He may be gone, but Brendan will never be forgotten rest in peace

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Yeah, is there was there a? The only thing I had planned was I wanted to talk about gossip. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah Is there was there a? Was there a fight in this office today? Oh today? Oh, yeah Oh was there yes, how was how do you at my funeral? How do you men? How do you know how do you know and also I'm so out of the loop I? Think I heard it and I was like, oh that's nothing but now that you're saying and I'm like that was something It was something it made it to me through the producer network. Oh, is it those caddy bitches was it two females? I heard about it too. So I did hear it. I heard it live

What uh, that's crazy that I heard it live and I just like oh, they're just they're fine They're having it out. What happened. It was right when mostly ended uh Yeah What there was a dude? Oh there was an accurate? Was it two men no no no women no if I'm remembering it correctly there was an accusation of of Bikini pictures. Oh what? Of bikini pictures? Oh. What? Yeah, there was bikini picture accusation thrown around. What? Easy to debunk or prove?

You took bikini pictures? I'm trying to remember it all now. It was like something about you didn't... You took bikini pictures? You texted this guy and then you took bikini pictures? Yeah, this shit was... This shit is juicy to me. I just wanted to know. I feel like I was just coming into

Something super juicy does that it does it does everybody know about it, or does nobody know about I don't know I know about I saw the tail. I saw the tail and where was this in the front was upstairs by my office Oh, oh there was up there, too They were fighting down here in the kitchen. Oh, I heard it upstairs. They might have chased each other up They went oh in the kitchen. Oh, I heard it upstairs. They might have chased each other up there They went in the big chicken alright, so when they when they come and give their speech. We'll ask him about it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow we all have different ways of grieving god I'm so bad at gossip that I didn't it didn't even register that gossip was happening in front of gossip where the event I heard Bikini you're the king of who here witnessed this I saw the tail end of it I heard the second round there was I'm

sure page saw how did it end uh I don't think good on good terms it was actually mincy was up there too so we could ask he was probably settling it let's get him all right all right what is this accusation proven anything false or true I don't know there noise over there now It might be heard a couple. Oh shit. Well listen. I know the two part I know at least one of the parties I think I know the second party so I can ask him when they come and give a speech You've definitely know both parties no because I only saw one person walk away

And I reckon I think I recognize a second voice, but I'm pretty sure I know the second part I gotta go pee. Oh your last pee oh Your last I gotta go pee not necessarily okay could be my second to last okay depending on how long It lasts Why don't you just pee in here brother? Yeah? Yeah? Can't pee yeah, can't pee on my pants can't pee on myself okay? Whip it out pee in the corner you never seen my pants. I have seen them pants. Oh, yeah, cuz you were at the thing Yeah, but they are there are damn good pants. Yeah, they're solid pants. How many times you worn those?

This is the second time second you or to the dozen. Yeah, well is that right? Mm-hmm. Okay, and then I'm wearing It's all the questions all tightest. Did you get your speech yet? I have not okay. I didn't really prepare them. That's all the questions. Titus, did you give your speech yet? I have not. I didn't really prepare one. That's fine. I just wanted to know where you, because I mean, this is going to affect you in like, it's one of the most impactful.

I guess, should I just give what thoughts I have while Brandon walks away? I guess so. Well, don't do it now. Should I wait for you to? I got to pee. OK. Donnie! Is he mic'd up? I guess so don't do it now should I wait for you to I gotta pee okay? darling He's he mic'd up. We did he is my ironic. He's dead. We did find a replacement for Brandon

Yeah, I'm mostly no we well off for everything. I would take him on mostly sports Yeah, he could mostly to the only hiccup is he's in prison until 2033. Oh Yeah, I know this man well Todd Chrisley. Oh the straight guy We can't watch it now cuz it got taken down yesterday's episode got Taken down for a couple hours because we were watching it But he is just Brandon by the way in the aftermath to that show I realized Todd Chrisley seems to be a guy where if people know him

They cannot conceive a world where someone doesn't know him right yes Yeah, those of us that didn't know him. We were like why the fuck would I know this? In fact I asked a hundred times. Who is he never really got a straight answer. He was everywhere. Yeah, that's exactly Guy he was everywhere He's perfect though, But he's perfect. The way he's jumping in just like easily freightable. No, is he definitely straight? He has children.

Right, but is he definitely straight? Straight as Brandon. I don't know. My gaydar has been so off lately. Who'd you fuck up with? A lot of people. We'll go back to you. But I would say, yeah, he's maybe gay.

KB, when was your last win in that regard? You got to go back to you, but he I would say yeah, he's maybe okay, okay? Be when was your last win in that regard you got to go back and? Trying to think you know sometimes when you're in a slump you got to watch your own highlights Yeah, yeah, when I'm booze you go in yeah, he wasn't We should do like a balloon pop show with gay people and Everybody has a balloon and you pop one if you if you think one of them are gay Yeah, yeah, like a gender reveal, but a gay reveal yeah any awkward gator like mishaps Like if you said it yeah I've never like accused someone to their face of right gay or not gay

Cuse sounds funny. You just use yeah, that's My freshman roommate was gay, and I didn't realize for like two months and he had like he just Had like a bunch of girls that he was friends with instantly and they would like hang out and then after like two months He's like, hey, you know, I'm gay. I was like, oh Got it Makes sense now. Oh, we got it. I can't remember. I thought you just were really good at picking up chicks All right, KB. Here's one. How about Lucas gay or not? That's a good one. Oh, it's a really good one. Well. I want to give me roadhead kind of make some gay

See that's where like not if I don't come right I Honestly believe everything is becoming increasingly fluid so I can see him like fucking a man. Yes, but I don't know if he's Full-fledged gay what if I told you you know he wears the short shorts. He's not even a runner doesn't even run He doesn't run Lucas runs. No. He said he doesn't run. He hates running doesn't that change. I really does work out. He has a Good overhang What's the overhang his thighsigh is defined he must do something? Something I didn't notice I got a check is right from him He has a quad yeah Whatever that

Indent is Maybe you're Ready to give a speech Am I up yeah unless ron wants to go you can go later ron okay let me put something together yeah that's fine damn It's fun just laughing with the guys one last time mm-hmm fellas do you think the person who is accused of gossip is gonna Forgo their speech now. I hope to God not I hope I didn't throw a wrench in in plans by bringing up that juicy juicy gossip but Whenever I hear some juicy gossip. I have to fucking I have to have to get you I heard it through the producer network Why are you how are you so plugged into the producer?

If they're texting you at live updates because this thing happened like 25 minutes ago. Oh, it's rippling around Sleeper cell when you hold on hold on gossip What is it awkward? I think it's awkward probably awkward probably well. You know you know all about it. Oh Hey, oh more about it than we do Do you feel like you have to like keep it in house because you're like the matriarch girls woman kind of make girls look bad I don't want to publicize. Oh you guys have all had and this is what I said to that I said all the guys here have had way more dumb drama, right? And this is what I said to the I said all the guys here have had way more dumb drama

Right We get right get called out for no no no it's fine. It's no big deal Just kidding great, okay All right Brandon Walker was the embodiment of gusto in spirit. He oozed passion, but more importantly, he passionately oozed. His fecund seed as productive as his plumbing, a father of four and forefather of provocation and procreation. Too grand a standard to ever lie, he was as forthright as he was forthright,

as straightforward and frank as he was gay backwards in Thomas. With his well-rounded knowledge he could have cured pork. He may have lacked courage and determination, but he was filled with infectious spunk. Some may call him a selfish co and determination, but he was filled with infectious spunk. Some may call him a selfish co-host, but he certainly left his mark. Heaven knows what the next hour will bring in Brandon's name, trousers dropping, spectacular displays of high-speed gibberish,

synchronized incest. Brandon, more than anyone I knew, embodied and symbolized all that was most great and entertaining about Barstool sports and His delight and shocking people led him on to greater and greater feats I like to think of him as the pioneering beacon that beat the path along with which fainter spirits could follow Amen Wow, I would like to see a transcript of that I feel like I missed them many jokes I could have cured pork

beautiful I like I like the left his mark mm-hmm selfish co-host but he left his mark I got that one yeah that was you that was me yeah that was great Kyle that was good shit KB great speech tightest you want to go I guess I have to follow that. Yeah. Okay. I'll go off the cuff. You look great. You keep saying that because that's your jumpsuit. Well, I mean, he does look great. Does he not?

Does that jumpsuit not look great, guys? He looks good. He's a good looking guy. I don't know what to tell you. The jumpsuit is really great though. Three years ago, I got a phone call from Big Cat asking me about the idea of coming to Barstool, about this fantasy factory.

He said, have you heard of Dude Perfect? And I said, yes. And he said, we're gonna do that. And I said, that sounds cool, Dan. I live by the beach in Los Angeles. I like my life. I have a pretty good setup here. I need more than just that.

What is it going to take for me to get to Chicago and finally make the leap to Barstool? And he said, Mark, I got to be honest with you. I need you to do one thing for me. I need you to save Brandon Walker's career. And I think in the two years that I've been here, I've done a damn good job of trying to do just that. I think Brandon in the two years since I've come on has,

well, I don't think I've necessarily saved his career. He is now overexposed. I think his approval rating is at an all time low because of me and a lot of regards. his approval rating is at an all-time low because of me and a lot of regards. But there is one thing I have done in these last two years and that is increased my own profile here. I've made a lot of money. I've made a lot of great friends. I've met you all. I've got a seat on the Yak that I enjoy greatly and I look forward to my time here moving forward without Brandon. So I guess I'll without Brandon, so I

Guess I'll say Brandon. Thank you for helping me get to bar stool because this place fucking rules. I love working here I love meeting all of you people working you with you every day, and I look forward to what we're gonna build After Brandon leaves us. Thank you That actually is verbatim what I said to him on the phone That doesn't seem like that's what you would have said at that time No, I said your selling point was dude like it's gonna do perfect. No, it's a brand But I did say dude, I don't think he would have left the beach just solely to save my career. I Just have significant blackmail on Titus. I have a big heart. Yeah Okay, let's go wrong that happened faster than I would have wanted

Great speech Titus. Yeah a Poem for Brandon Walker an acrostic poem What does that mean? B is for busty R is for Randy for busty women a is for Randy, for busty women. A is for A-cup titties. N is for never said the N-word. D is for dick too big.

O is for on mostly sports. And N is for sometimes said the n-word behind closed doors Raise a glass if you have one in front of you to Brandon Walker may he live forever Beautiful beautiful well said Well said Okay, Kate you're up, and then I'll go and then we have guests from all around the office. Amazing. I had to get my name before Kate. I know Kate's about to eat his ass alive. Again, it's not a roast.

Do do do do do do do do do. There's a man who loves Chick-fil-A and he eats a hundred nuggets a day, napping in his studio to pass the day and dream about his pond at home. And that pond, it has a tiny boat, it's so small, you can't believe it floats, it says, Brandon, let's fish around and hide from your kids and your wife. The Yakkers say, Brandon, you're a fine guy, a fine guy.

What a good host you would be, such a fine guy. But he ate so much he died of diabetes. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Brandon had some dainty wrist books hotels for all his sexy Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I guess there's not much else to say now. He's got a two-hour drive home The Yakker say Brandon you're a fine guy fine guy. What a good host you would be But you died from too much sugar in your sweet Diabetes love you Brandon diabetes, diabetes. Love you, Brandon. Wow.

Wow. Holy shit. Oh man, that was good. That was beautiful. That was so nice. That was catchy as fuck. The perfect song. Missed that little boat.

You're a fine host. You're a fine host. You're a fine host. You're such a fine host. Diabetes. I'm going to miss the shit out of you. It's really starting to hit me now. I have to handle diabetes twice though. I could have hit another three. Do you for real have diabetes? Probably. Yeah. I would be. In a lot. Of the seven or eight diseases I almost certainly have, diabetes has gotta be up towards the top of the list. But don't you have to prick your finger a bunch of times?

And don't you not like blood? I mean, I'm not gonna treat it. Okay. Yeah. Just gonna let it slowly. Yeah. Do its thing. We'll let it happen. So.

So that gossip. So that sweet ass hot gossip. Yeah. You ready for me to go, Brandon? What about those two broads? I think I'm ready to talk. All right, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. I think I'm ready to talk.

What are you doing? Oh Lord. Jesus, this is so fucking emotional. You could have cured pork. Which makes sense. I don't know if I'm ready to talk. Okay, okay, yeah. Take your time. Take your time. No rush. No rush. Brandon. Don't know if I'm ready to take your time

Brandon Does anyone have a tissue don't have a tissue don't have a tissue I don't want your tissues Danny Wait a minute. Does anyone have a tissue? Oh, no, who's bringing the tissue? I need a tissue Need a tissue Brandon. They didn't what I wanted to say was You are to me Tissue we got a tissue. Okay, what what's the tissue? There's significance to tissues in your life. Thank you. Thank you That's all I wanted to say Oh we can get Tommy. What is she doing? Oh? We can get Tommy

Oh my Mama go ahead. Mama, go ahead, give a speech. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I like this. Oh, shoot. Have a seat. Have a seat.

First, sit your fucking ass down. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. No, I'm not hugging you, I've never hugged you. I hugged you. I'm not hugging you. Straight hug. Why are you dressed like a hitman?

I can't. Sit down. Sit down. I wanna see what the fuck you're wearing. Okay. I'm not, I'm not standing, why are you dressed like a hitman? Sit down, sit down. I want to see what the fuck you're wearing. Okay. Why are you hollering? Why are you hollering?

So, I asked you, I asked you to come up here for Christmas and you said no, I't cuz my dogs you I bought you a bassin hound puppy and he pees and shits everywhere and you said I can't leave the house well I'm coming up for your sister's birthday in February and I said okay cool and then sister's birthday in February she takes her ass to Philadelphia and celebrate a Super Bowl and you don't come up and yet Dan says, Hey, we're doing a joke. Yeah. And you get your fucking ass and come right up here. Like it ain't nothing to it. Is that what we're doing? I'm here because I love you.

I'm here because you know, whatever. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you for being here. Are you just going home now? What are we gonna do? I was in a little bit, yeah. Do you want to see your grandkids perhaps? I've already seen one. No you haven't. I'm certainly not. Just right. This is amazing. I'm so happy. I'm so funny to the baby. I'm not a baby. I'm not a big baby. I'm not a say I'm not a big baby. Like in front of her. Say I'm not a big baby. Okay. All right. Fine. Fine. It's great that there's no way you would fit in that casket.

Alright fine fine. It's great that Nick. There's no way you would fit in that casket Had to break your damn legs We could do that yeah, we could break his legs. Oh Man who's watching the dogs? I Have that taken care of and by the way, I could have come up here in Christmas But you gave me that basset hound, which is a hell hound come up here and Christmas but you gave me that basset hound which is a hell hound. That thing cost $3000. It did not cost two. No, you took $2000. I'd already paid the deposit. The deposit was a thousand. Alright, you wanted to you have

not had a basset hound in 25 years. And I love him. Okay. Alright. It's a hell hound though. And then she ran over my other dog and yeah, ran over him and then he had to have his tail amputated. That cost another $2,500. Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. Thanks for letting the record show that every time this mother fucker gets a dog, all of a sudden, after a couple years, it comes to my house and they leave it. Leave it! It's my dog now.

How's Sam doing? He's doing good. Yeah, he just looks really funny without a tail. Oh, Sam was the one who got run over? Oh no. I'm the one that did it. Oh no. Oh no.

Well, he'll learn. When I crank up my truck now he gets How long are you staying? Well, actually, I thought maybe I know you're going to a Black Hawks game tonight. Well, I mean, don't say like it's a rumor. I mean, I'm well, I mean, whatever. All right. I mean, I don't understand hockey, but there's that. But you know, if you want to pick me up afterwards, then you know, I'd be glad to go with you home. Okay. All right

Oh, what are you? What are you going home Monday morning? So we'll go to the house tonight Do the other kids know you're in time? No, and I don't want them to until I show up and walk in. Oh, that's great That's great. That's awesome. I've already had my meeting with Tommy. I don't think you had done. OK, all right. Brandon, aren't you excited your mom's here for your funeral? Yeah, you should be.

I was worried you would. Do you love me? Stop, stop, stop. Don't tell me. Just tell me one time. Just tell me one time. On air, and I'll never ask you again. Mama?

I'll never ask you again. Don't do this in front of these people. Tell your mama you love her, Brandon. Say it. Say it. What is your deal? You know that you don't do this for these people tell your mommy you love her Brandon You know that I don't tell okay, what I don't I don't tell people I love them. I love you. I'm fine I Have y'all never noticed that I don't do that. Okay, anyway, I don't live with you. Why? What? Did you think your mom wasn't gonna come to your funeral? It's your funeral fuck you're a real motherfucker I should have gotten uncle. I thought that's who you were gonna get

No, I'm just kidding if you could have had anybody come out it should have been uncle Donnie or Donnie Donnie's not coming Chicago Doug is the one who came Doug Doug. Yes, and what's Donnie's story Donnie story is he doesn't get within two miles of his house. That's it. Correct. He's never gone north of the Chevrolet store. Maybe two below is probably the furthest north he's ever been. Okay. All right. Okay. Let's just relax. All right. Well, mama, do you have something you want to say? No, she's good. She's talked enough. She's talked plenty. Are you worried that she's more dynamic than you because she's dynamic and then you're trying to stifle her light.

He does. He's always done that. I have not. Have I ever done that? You've always done that. Oh, you look fantastic with the leather coat and everything. Oh, thank you. Gloves.

Yeah. When did you fly up here? This morning? Mm-mm. You've been here? Mm-hmm. Did Caitlin know? Yeah.

Did you stay with her last night? I did. Oh. They took me out to eat and everything. Who did? All of them. So nice. Stop trying to stifle your mom's light Brandon. I would love her to be the replacement. Such a nice dynamic. It's like you're ashamed of me. I'm not. I mean I'm not, okay it is what it is, just fine. Thank you. I could tell those stories about you. Oh what? You know that I know that, that you know, I will say this. Mama? Mama, mama. Shut up. I will say this, you know,

with this being a funeral and everything, it is amazing because I mean, you've already tried to kill yourself a couple times. Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Stop! Stop! Oh, can I say something that will break this up?

And this is all due respect. Mama, you smell fantastic. I don't know what perfume you use. That's bacon grease. It is not, you ass. I feel like an ass Brandon. That's your mama. Alright, so should we continue with the program?

Can you show my sister again? Yeah. Gee, I wonder who one of the girls that's involved in the drama is because that girl is just sitting there looking sour as fuck. No. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what am I?

Is Mance here? Oh, he's actually next up to do what to speak. I teach you. You want to keep going with the program? Yeah. Yeah. Pft. We boys out in, you know, okay. I have a video from somebody. Oh yeah. Joe Buck and Don show us a video that used to walk and see the bus show us today. They'll walk out and see the bus walk to see they would walk to the cross what it no Brandon Listen man, we had a lot of ups and downs at your time at bar school Walk the line was a great time in history. We got in several several arguments

Importantly, I want to apologize for calling you a cone-titted pussy in front of your wife. You do have cone tits, but the pussy was too far. And the wife thing was also too far. I wish you luck in whatever's next. I'm going to do a beer tweet for you. For you Brandon Walker. Good luck. Look at that Brandon. Wow.

So we get to see a fat guy drink a lot of liquid. Oh! The can didn't even crush. He smashed it. All right. That was nice. It was thoughtful of him. That was so nice.

He smashed it against his head. Yeah. It's pretty cool. Mom, have you ever had to protect your son from mockery? Not from mockery, but I have. Fought for him. When he was a senior, I thought a guy was fixing to jump on him and I jumped out of my car and ran up to him and told him to get the fuck away from him. Nice. Oh, wow. That just never happened. It most certainly did. You were sitting on the bench right outside

the office of the thing. And I walked up. Oh, you didn't even see the guy. Who are you talking about? Silent assassin. It was some big tall dude. Oh, he's tall. And he was like, and you, because I

knew you were scared because this is what you did. The mic is, you have to talk into the mic. I'm demonstrating. Anyway, the guy, you're sitting there, you know, and the guy goes up and you go. So, there. You're to protect your boy. Yeah.

I did. And the time said he slid his truck across the asphalt of the highway. You know, that's why. That's called a wreck, mother. Well, I called it trying to kill yourself. No! Unbelievable. Twice. You know that's called a wreck mother. Well, that's I called it trying to kill yourself

Which by the way, I didn't find out until this show That you weren't driving the damn car Oh that the Cory billups was driving You try to kill yourself with someone else driving Skip school 30 years ago last month All right, can you chicken chicken matriculate back into the game? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for being here No, I'm gonna sit right here and listen to you She came all the way all this way. That's right. I'm on here mama Like one of the last times we talked to you you were at a courthouse or something

Yeah, I work in a you're running into a guy and you what was the phrase? What was the turn of phrase you used to throw my tits out? How was that storyline developed with that guy because Brandon you told us the whole story with the Remember who was I know exactly? I'll do it again Have you ever seen him again? I was the one-off. I will occasionally run into him. was. Yeah, if I see him, I'll do it again. Have you ever seen him again? Is this a one-off? I will occasionally run into him. Okay.

Yeah, I will. Not very often. You did what? I wasn't sure what the fallout was from Pop the titties at him. Popping the titties. Well, no, I was wearing a Barstool t-shirt. That's right.

A sweatshirt. And the Barstool was, you know, so I just made sure that the Barstool was prominent. Love that. Let him know. Pelted him. And he knew what I was doing, too It's not gonna hit the same when it's a ringer logo now it is it every time I see this man the tits will come out

See his wife We could all be so lucky to have a mom like her, you know My mom doesn't ever pop her tits. My mom barely has to. My rivals? Yeah, my rivals? I would love that. My mom. Alright, let's go to the next person. Who's? So we have a list of guests, but Caitlin also said that she prepared something if you'd like to have her. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, let's have Caitlin come up. That'd be great. There's also, if you want to do the last ad. Oh yeah, let me have Kate look about. That'd be great. There's also, if you wanna do the last ad. Oh yeah, let me do the last ad. Where is it? Stella Blue. Stella Blue Coffee.

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All right. Here I go. So there's a lot people can say about Brandon, majority of it being he's an asshole. Mama. I'm not going to sit here. Let me do my speech. Brandon, I'm not going to sit here. Why are you hollering? It's no untruth.

He's a real walker up there. I'm not going to sit here while you're talking. Let me do my speech. Shut up. All right, all right. That's it. Oh my god. Anyways, Brandon's favorite thing to say

is that he got me this job. That's 100%. But it honestly goes farther than that. As you heard, on February 9th, he had a car accident and it sent my mom into labor early, thus I was born on February 10th, yet he still doesn't know my birthday. I knew the 9th.

But in all honesty, he did help me get this job. I am very thankful. He called me, said I want better for you. You should come to Borysoul work for Borysoul He made sure to tell me any chance he had that he got me this job I'm forever grateful for that and for this job But now that he's gone, I have one question. Do I still have a job? Yes Actually, we actually now that Brandon's leaving we have a hole. Yes. Absolutely. Cool. Actually, we actually now

that Brandon's leaving, we have a hole for another walker. We need to fill. So your mom's got a job too. Alright. Well, bye Brandon. That's a great. Great speech. Very very well done. Well done. How's it going, Brandon? Hey, are there any motorcycle bars around here? What? Oh, my god.

You should see Chef Donnie drives a motorcycle. Cool. Yeah. All right, PFT is here introducing someone Bren's mom so Brendan I think you should give you give your mom a hug. No. Yeah, I don't I've never I'm not a touch God dang, I don't want you to do it now Well, I didn't really prepare anything because I didn't really like Brandon that much

We never won a big one as the experts that was unfortunate whose fault was that? Who's fucking? Let him speak We never won a big one Let him speak. We never won a big one. Fran was the best trivia player I've ever seen my entire life. And I think Brandon will be known as like the reverse Scotty Pippen to hurt Michael Jordan. Yeah. If there's any solace on such a sad day, I think I think we could take it in that Brandon has moved on. And in his death, he's gone to be with the ones that he loved. Morton Sunshine, Walk the Line, the Brandon Walker College football show, the Mississippi State show with the baseball player that I don't think ever aired,

the uncrotchables, the original Pick Central that they had to bring Rico in to save. The list could go on and on and on He started his life Feeding worms as a farmer he ends it feeding them with his body And I would like to see the rest of my time to one person who I think can do a much better job Than I can and remembering Brandon It's been meant Wow very nice Don't forget wrestling wrestling just canceled, too.

Wrestling, yeah. Brandon? Just don't. I'm gonna kick his ass. No, don't. Oh, shit. Oh, mama. There are certain people you meet in life

that are truly unforgettable. And Brandon Walker's one of them. Family man, a man who took a long walk all the way from West Point, Mississippi to Tupelo to South Louisiana to Florida to Virginia. Who told him that? To New York, Chicago. He's incredible careerized. And what I think about all our times with Brandon, the one thing that just overwhelms

me is just positivity. This is a man who's never said a negative word about anybody in this room. He's just been a beacon of light and positivity everywhere he's gone. A man who opened his home on Thanksgiving to me and is just as gracious as anybody I've ever met in the world. Some people are irreplaceable in life and I can't imagine a bar stool without Brandon Walker And I would like to think it would be his final dying wish that least He has me to carry on the southern legacy of barstool sports well said Ourful took a shit he showed up late, and then he took a shit in my toilet Yeah, but the car video shit can we play the car video TJ before the Olive Garden representative? Tell me when head ass

All right go ahead Nikki well first of all ronon, you just made my one on one matchup today. A lot more interesting. I'm genuinely scared for my safety. Oh, why? Wait, time. Time. Huh? Is he involved in the gossip? Yeah, I'm kind of like a centerpiece in that. Oh, it bends around him. Forget about the speech. What are we Yeah, I'm kind of like a centerpiece in that. Oh, no. Hold on. Hold on. Forget about the speech. What are we talking about here? Huh?

Nikki, that's bad. Are they arguing over you? That's bad for you. No, because I didn't do anything wrong. In my eyes, that's bad for you. I didn't do anything wrong. We've had talks. I know, but I didn't do anything this time.

Okay. I'll be the judge. Because I gave you my word. Yeah. No more in office. Yeah, and I kept my word So look what you've done Yesterday oh nothing happened. We're just friends. We've become very good friends and She decided that she should turn her location off and I said I don't know why you would do that we have nothing to hide like we're just friends we don't even hug each other we just dab each other out that work

oh you don't need to be telling us that he's telling us everything right now what the fuck? I'm done speaking, I'm done speaking. Oh my god. Well I want to hear the end of the... I want to hear the end of the... You gotta keep going. I want to hear the end. You gotta keep going. You might as well land the plane. The plane's just hovering. I was wrong by the way with the second person. There's gonna be a lot of speculation at this point so just tell us what happened. Okay, the bikini shit you saw, Ella wasn't like showing me her body in a bikini.

She was showing me how sunburnt she was and she was wearing a bikini in the picture. That's it. And I understand why Annika was upset about the whole thing whatever nothing happened I want to make that very very clear. Okay, all right. I Also realize he's getting he's getting hollering over there hollering at well, all right Actually before you give the rest of your speech can I could just come now? Oh my god. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I think I want you come give her Brandon's last wish. Yeah, and it could come give your speech first Yeah, yeah, why don't you come give her Brandon's last wish yeah, and it could come give your speech first Brandon yes, come on. It's one of my favorites. Yeah, come on. It could come in come in

This is a messy funeral That's what happens. Okay. I don't even see her happens on funerals My family fought to it my grandmother's hate is like the is the mother hen of this office I can't get over feels like all your advice went out the window Talk about Brandon and also whatever else you want to say yeah, I got a speech for Brandon, okay Let's see is there anything else you want to say. Yeah, I got a speech for Brandon. Okay. Let's see, let's see. Is there anything else you want to talk about? We could. Yeah.

We could. Which one you want to start with? Whatever. I'll start with Brandon. No, no, no, no, no, start the other. Okay. Been a long time coming. Uh-huh.

Lots of people have had lots of things to say. I'll put it this way, I don't think there's anyone against me on this one. I think Nick spoke for himself. The whole cave is sitting there wondering why the fuck he can't keep his mouth shut for once in his fucking life. That's fair. Yeah. He's been warned. He's already, he's already slept with half the office should probably take a chill pill. Holy, that's beautiful! And as for the other party involved,

I think it's probably a lot fucking smarter to go for someone who is not another coworker's ex-boyfriend. I'm never going to fight about Nick, he's not worth my fucking time. Oh my god! If you're going to be a friend of mine, the last thing you're gonna do is go get drinks with my ex-boyfriend and turn off your location.

We have a second death. Oh! Okay, now Britt. Sit down, mama, sit down, sit down. And mama, mama's my fucking go. She's awesome. This is the best funeral ever. Unbelievable.

This is the best funeral ever. This sequence of events. I'm having a really good time. I don't know about everyone else. It's been fantastic. And now for Brandon. Oh, yes, hold on. You're one of my favorites.

Thank you, Brandon. Brandon is. Oh, question now. Shut the fuck up. You already fucking talked. You gotta be able to rebuttal. What's your fucking problem? Thank you Brandon You for the Padre! You are fucking easy! You are easy! This is Ronnie and Sam in Jersey Short Oh Okay, uh, about Brandon

Time for, time for Brandon Brandon is, Brandon was a good friend of mine We had a special handshake that went as such Right One of a kind Brandon was a good friend of mine. We had a special handshake that went as such. One of a kind. It was so special, but I felt as though I needed to share it with you all today. Brandon also acted as a father figure.

Very, very old and very wise. Every time he saw me with my ex-boyfriend, he would remind me I wasn't making good decisions. It turns out he was quite right and I always appreciated having someone in my corner who would always look out for my best interests. He is the type of friend that truly cares about everyone around him and it is rare to find a friend who will be kind and also genuine. He is never afraid to tell you how it is. He is one of a kind and anyone who knew him is very lucky. Big customer Walker. I love you forever

She gets a special hand shake and I don't get shit keep it to Brandon Nick I will Brandon you have literally been here for 30. I just want to know inside of it though I feel like we have to let both sides speak It's getting so I don't know we can Yeah, so I've realized are you okay? Yeah, I'm perfectly fine. Okay. I just I feel bad for just gotta check in on your strong friends No, I'm good. Trust me. Um, I've realized I'm an idiot not because of what just happened, but we've lost Caleb bussing with the boys So I did think you were actually going to go so I prepared something as if this was the last time I'd speak

to you. It is. Yeah. Okay. Brandon Walker, the one that you see on the yak and mostly sports every day is a piece of shit. And I hope he rots in hell for eternity. However, the real Brandon Walker is someone I truly love. July 28th, 2023, I was five days in to Barstool Sports and the online hate didn't get to me. But what really bothered me was that everyone in office seemed to hate me. I didn't feel like I was part of the team. It's like I was waiting for everyone to shower before I could shower. And then that's when you reached out to me Walker

And you said hey bud welcome to the team. I think you're doing amazing keep being great meant a lot to me and Then you sent me your phone number and you said if you ever need anything ever don't hesitate to reach out Mm-hmm, and I did and not only did I reach out but you were genuine You were a good friend, you listened, and you helped me get through what I was going through. And for that, I'll always be grateful, and you will be missed.

Am I going to have to do that again this weekend? No, I hope not. Okay. Brandon is known for bringing the new young guys into the shower with him. That is good for you for doing that, for all the young guys that have come through. All right, that's my speech, and hopefully I don't get fired.

All right, thanks. All right. But nothing happened, happened. If nothing happened, you know, right? Well, why would you get fired? Why would you not sleep with her or hook up? He's referring to a conversation. He and I had Another co-worker I'm done. Yeah, and I I swear to God right hand on the Bible. Okay, not happen Okay, all right it would be funny if you did it just because like your job your job being on the line, but you not being able to help yourself Okay, thank you, Nicky smokes Wow, what okay that was just a That's it. That's the kind of dream about yeah

That was just a funeral. That's the kind of shit you dream about. Yeah! Kate? You haven't said anything in a while! I just sent the video of the first fight to TJ. Oh, don't, don't. Oh, we don't have to. But I can't wait to watch it later.

Kate? Kate, did you know all this? Miscommunications happen between people and it gets blown up and we should all just get along They were hashing all this out. Oh, they weren't hashing. They were yelling. Yeah, this is our own Montoya, Port Favore. Yeah unbelievable Megan Awkwardness here. Yes, you know that was that got a little weird especially at a funeral, but that's usually how southern funeral's go Okay

Today we are here to celebrate the life of one T. Brandon Walker. I'm gonna try not to get emotional, so bear with me. All the email did say not a rose, so I did write this with my full heart, Brandon, just so that you know that. Brandon was one of the first people at Barswell to really be kind to me.

From there, our relationship blossomed into something I consider extremely special. And I don't know whether it was because I'm from the South or because you like blondes with a little bit of bust. Either way, we've been hugging every day since. That's not... I don't like the way you said it. We could truly talk about anything. Our conversations will be something I will hold in my heart forever. Laughing at or about our coworkers, sharing a date over a McRib, singing Nellie or 90s country talking about good old Mississippi gas station food

What what you gotta say nothing nothing? But I don't hug you every day every day okay, and obviously a good bitch a good bitch session now and then We'll never put a smile on my face Well what that you say that again a good bitch session will never fail fail to put a smile on there we go. There we go. I wrote this and got really upset this morning because I feel like I'm mushing your death and I don't like it. Brandon truly was a one of a kind man and it's been a privilege knowing him and laughing with him and making him plates for the last four years. The world won't be the same without him. And then him leaving

this world. I would be lying if I say he didn't take a piece of my heart with him. Brandon, I love you forever, and now I wanna figure out the rest of what's happening with Annika and Nikki. Yeah, I do too, I think we all do. All right, thank you so much. Oh, are you still doing Quick Picks?

Today? Probably not. Come on, just have one last Quick Picks before you leave. I got a thing coming up. Your death? No, we'll talk. We'll talk, all right. Thank you, Megan. Very nice. Well, I got a thing coming up me your death. No, we'll talk Thank you Megan Huh you hug her mama every day stop every fucking day stop

I don't even like him. I can't believe I'm I figured I tried to dress up nice But I figured I have other attire Brandon would much rather see than what I'm wearing on my lower half God damn it. Oh mama don't look oh Hell no, I'm looking I thought oh, what's he wearing? Oh the tight pants? Tight tight pants the legs to bring them out for special occasion. You were wearing those under those pants all day? Yeah, those are amazing.

Yes. Okay. That's easy. I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. As I'm sure all of you know, when you die, your body slowly decays after many, many years. Unfortunately, in Brandon's case, it started many years before he died.

However, a part of you lives on forever. No, it's not your soul That I'm talking about it's your debts Brandon Walker owes me $218 And a cheeseburger via handshake bets from the mostly sports dynasty league if someone from his estate wants to reach out to me My phone number is 732 He already doxed himself that probably is his real phone number

he guest produced pay that man he guest produced one day and literally the first three minutes he pulled up his computer screen with his phone number why do we have his own computer on it he had DM'd it to someone and so he did a he we did like a 3 hour yak where people just called it on

his phone called into his phone. Yeah. All right we're going to bring it. One of our call him large lurch yeah, I lurch off a freaking look at him he's going to be a guy he's nothing I've experienced has ever went better than this. This is the greatest funeral ever. It's almost too much. It really is.

That little twist there. That was such a good twist. It's all your fault. You're a monster all the time. You're always pulling this thread. I heard something. You just asked a question. And I just wanted what's best for the show, right? I just care about the viewer so damn much that I just wanted

And the one-on-one on one tournament is going to be must watch. Oh, yeah, they play each other. Yeah For the one-on-one on one to one tournament But yeah, I just wanted to know what was going on, but it seems like nothing happened. No, it's literally nothing happened Nothing was a yeah, Nikki literally said nothing happened nothing happened right? She just turned off her she did turn off her location I thought they just interest it was I think that might be just something you do before you DAP someone yeah I wonder how bad her summer and really was what is turn off your look How does a do do the youth track each other's location? Yes, what I?

Have a bunch of my friends locations. I think a lot of people have a lot of their friends locations That might be more of a girl thing. That's something I did not know Sane That is fun if it's on the table you might as well check Yeah, I would check all the time How would you even know to check so? That's a good question, too Why was she checking what we're talking about talking about the fact that they use track each other's location That is weird isn't it? So she had the instinct to want to check watch it check

simultaneous instinct to Yeah, you know what Titus even if you let me track your location. I wouldn't do it cuz I trust you brother. Thanks, man. Yeah Yeah, it can only cause problem. It can really only cause problems. I would never look I trust that's that's our trust as much as we Should drop a story. I believe someone might have seen them out which caused her to check the location Oh my god. You almost saw them out. I can't believe this is... God damn it. I'm actively experiencing it.

It's so nice. I am. It is like being live on a Mori show. I'm just so happy I'm a 40 year old married man. It's so nice. It's just not even...none of this... Legacy secured. You're out of the game.

You just can watch the whole thing occur. Yeah. With the huge party. Front row seat. Your whole thing occur. Yeah. Oh, party. Front row seat. Your career's over. That's what you're supposed to do when you're young, though. You're supposed to fall in and out of love. Track location.

Yeah, track location. Gap up coworkers. Yeah, see tan. It was probably such a bad tan. Yeah, the bikini tan line thing. That was... You could just describe how tan. What was the bikini part?

That was showing the sunburn oh That's right checking for skin cancer. That's right. Be a good friend. All right Tyler's up. I don't even know him come on up Tyler this is blonde ron Hi Brandon, I'm Tyler hello here Barstool, Chicago you may not recognize me because Tyler, Mr. Here, Barstool Chicago. You may not recognize me because earlier this week on rowne.com you exclaimed to the whole world that you've no idea who I am and that it's entirely my fault.

Even though I've worked directly outside the Mostly Sports studio for some months now, shook your hand and introduced myself on my first day, and I've even met your son. But although your memory may not be what it used to have been, the time we spent together in these walls has meant the world to me. Like when we'd pass each other in the hallway and I'd say, good morning, and you wouldn't say anything.

Just keep walking. Or when the office got portilloes for lunch and as I was grabbing that hot dog you body checked me to the side so you could get yours first. Anyway, these memories I'll carry with me for the rest of my time here and I will miss them very dearly. As we lay you to rest, I hope this answers one of your dying questions. Who the fuck is Tyler Spade? There it is. Thank you.

Wow, beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Vulnerable potent. All right. Wow, Sabrina was a bully. Truth serum, truth, God's watching. Everybody raise your hand if you,

everybody raise your hand, mama. Everybody raise your hand if you knew that kid's first and last name. Tyler Spade. you know it now. No. I said God's watching You guys are all mama. You don't even know him now. He's blonde ron. He wears ron It's blonde ron. Hey Cory. It's blown. I do know Cory me and him are best friends Okay I do know Cory me and him are best friends Okay Sorry, I said I wasn't gonna cry one second I

First met Brandon back in New York We both started around the same time Back then I sat at the end of a table in the intersection of the green-screen studio and the bathroom where everyone shit Most days it lingered like piss and shit in the intersection of the green screen studio and the bathroom where everyone shit. Most days it lingered like piss and shit in the air all the time. But if I was lucky, I would smell a little chick-fil-a around lunchtime.

That's when I met Brandon Walker. I'd be treated sometimes to the foot traffic, sorry. Fuck. It's okay. Thank you. If I was lucky those days when chick-fil-A was emanating through the air, I'd be treated to the foot traffic of a giant man named Brandon Walker. I always took a liking to Brandon because although he seemed like such a huge asshole to most in passing, I could tell deep down under that hard exterior, there was something

sweet trapped inside. He was like a real life human coconut. Over the course of many years, I eventually wore Brandon down with my relentless Midwestern positivity and can-do attitude, and many times on set, him finally trusting me to possibly be a mom in a Pardon My Cheesesteak commercial that he didn't show up to. I had COVID! I got COVID! 24-hour COVID.

Years would go by and eventually, after wearing Brandon down, we would have a small term of endearment that lasted even to this day, a simple middle finger. To most, a middle finger may be interpreted as disliking a person. But to me, I knew it was a simple way of him saying, hey, what's up? Or, hey, have a good night. Or, good work on that edit. You made me look pretty good, and you're such a cool dude. Good work on that edit. You made me look pretty good, and you're such a cool dude.

Since we moved to Chicago, a lot of us got closer simply from sharing our experience of uprooting our lives and finding a home together. Luckily, our friendship eventually evolved as well to giving high fives, giving ass out hugs, and him publicly calling me his best friend. And although I know he was kidding most of the time, a small part of me would pretend it was true

and it made me feel pretty important. But now he's fucking dead. And although I lost my best friend, wherever he went or there, they just got a big old coconut Goodbye best friend PS Nikki smokes did not fuck me Can we God damn it. Can we

Is a cake Wait, uh, we have a video before you Connor. Can we check back in on Anakin? Are we out on that? Probably not going well. Oh No Hi, Brandon. He looks I'm dead. That's only I don't know what you want me to say I'm gonna keep this short because I know other people have to speak. Is this a video? Yes.

Hello? I'm live. Oh, you're live, right? But I loved working with Brandon every day coming into the office and we'd exchange glances. I'd say, morning, Brandon, nor, hey, how are you? And never get a response back. After many years of working together, almost four,

my favorite memory was Brandon finding out two weeks ago when I left, my first name was Nick. And that was surprising, but you know, Brandon, good luck. I'm gonna miss ya, rest in peace. And I also heard you owe TJ 10K. Damn. Is that true? And then there's one last thing.

Who's in New York that could be who could he be walking to? Who do I not like most of them? He wanted to do this for your last day for you. You couldn't have planned to be. Could you just take a step quick for Brandon's last day? No, come on. just take a step quick for Brandon's last day? No. Come on. It's the last day. It's the last day. They're all cheering you on. Pete. Pete. Pete. Pete. Pete. Pete. Pete. Pete. Pete. One one step. One step. Come on Pete. I don't think he's gonna do it. I don't think he's gonna do it. We can wait. We can wait. We can wait. Just hold the camera on him as long as it

takes. Yeah. Big heads up to wait. That's me. Just wait. Just wait. He's ordering you to it takes. Yeah big heads. That's a way. That's me. Just wait Just wait Yes, he's ordering do it. Yeah, yeah the idea that They could outlast me. Oh Let's go, let's do it. He said let's do it. Let's do it Okay, just make can you make him small screen and we, yeah, TG can you put them in a picture competition? Yeah No, we could do corner just drink the come just we could do corner

He drink the come just drink it. Just drink it. It We could do corner. Pete, drink the cum. Just drink it. Just drink it. It'll be over as soon as you drink the cum. Mama, that's Pete. He drinks cum. He drinks the cum. Damn, Pete.

Yeah. So much going on. It's been in your ear. Mama dropped it. Oh, no. All right, we got it. Mama, watch this. Yeah, so much going on. It's been in your ear All right, we got my mama watch Okay, there we go all right Keep it on Pete No keep it on Pete officer we're going to bosses right now now it's you can't sit we're going to bosses right now. Now. It's you can't sit around so we're not doing

Now we're now it's a fight you gotta follow follow follow that man follow that man come cam Not don't show you Where you going Pete Why is it so what okay? Yeah, we know there. Put the virtual background blurriness thing on. Ah, shit. That's nice. It's kind of nice, honestly. He's ran upstairs. Okay, we saw him. He wasn't.

You know how to use stairs, don't you? Alright, thank you, Vasoli. Take a hidden camera video of him until he drinks cum. Or pour cum on him. Alright, yeah, set up a camera and then you can send it in. Pete's front is getting so big. Is it? His front? His front, his like top front. Like he's not getting bigger but like his front is getting really big. Oh I love that. When you say front, do you mean like his torso? Yeah, like the top,

like the northeast of his body. right Connor oh yeah this is this was this back there well I think my favorite part was why do you keep saying you love me then and then he's well, and then he's like, why'd you invite yourself over this weekend? That was my favorite part. Yeah, that was awesome. That was really awesome. He was behind her like he was her security guard.

I think he should be allowed to date. I don't think anyone else should, but he should be allowed to be like, kinda like the pool boy kinda. Yeah, but he was told not to do it in the office. And the problem is he doesn't, he doesn't. He's a dog. Nothing happened. he doesn't. He's a dog. Nothing happened. He also just. He's a dog. He's a hoe wagon.

Mama. Mama. Mama. He's a hoe wagon. Not stop. Hoe wagon. Alright, Connor. Good afternoon. My name is Connor Griffin, good friend of Brandon's. No. It's a bittersweet moment for me. It pains me to say goodbye to my pal, but I won't lie, part of me is overjoyed because I am next in line to take his spot on Mostly Sports. So I am very much looking forward to that. But as most people know, I wouldn't be on Mostly Sports without Brandon.

Back when we were in New York, Brandon approached me and asked me if I wanted to be a part of a new show. He was starting up in Chicago, and the rest is history. Over the past year and a half, Brandon and I have become quite close. Some people online have even ventured to say that I could be his son, which is weird considering I was almost his brother-in-law. But I'm not gonna mention the puck. He's talking about your daughter. He's up there talking about your little girl. Yeah but he's got a sexy voice. No he doesn't. I love you mama. How is she so good? I'm not gonna mention the puck in though because clearly some of us could puck and some others could not

As evidenced by brand is puck dropped the other day Although I do wish in these sad times that I had someone who could give me the strength to carry on with this speech Caitlin could you come back out here, please? Thank you. What is about to happen? Wow Caitlin could you come back out here, please? Thank you. What is about to happen? Just a beautiful moment. Thank you. Just beautiful. Could you actually could you hold this jacket to please? Thank you Under the jacket oh god this motherfucker Brandon was a child He threw temper tantrums when he didn't get what he wanted He could hardly go 45 minutes without wetting himself.

And he had a strange attachment to mother's breasts, specifically my mother's. He hit on my mother incessantly despite me asking him to stop many times. And to be frank, he was quite off-putting. And as Kate has said many times, there were very few times when Brandon was off putting. And while he joked all the time about his life ending soon because of his poor diet, I still feel like he had so much more to give. He gave so much to me, I know that. He gave me a spot on his show, he gave me a new life in Chicago, and he gave me the

best memory of all time when he bought me a ticket to the Super Bowl. I love Brandon. I'll miss him forever. And in all sincerity, he truly changed my life for the better. Thank you, Brandon. Family forever. I got you a cake. Oh, fuck yeah, that's so nice.

That's so sweet. Wow, very nice. That was a joke about the Super Bowl, by the way. Big Cat got me the ticket. Yeah. Eat the cake, Brandon. Cake the ticket. Eat the cake Brandon. Look Brandon smell that cake. Yeah just the smell. Just get a little sniff. Take a little scoop of the icing.

It's good luck in the afterlife to smell the cakes. Get a nice big sniff of that cake. You better be prepared. Put it in my hands. Get a nice. Put it in my hands. You wanna smell it with your nose, not your hands. Get a nice sniff, Brandon. I like you. Oh. I love that. That was so heartfelt.

That was really good. What's it say? Family forever. Oh, family forever. Wow. Take a pinch of the. Oh, Ebo. Oh, we got a little stool. We do have a next Zoom guest as well. Check your text. Take a pinch of the Oh Evo

Check your text also Savannah Chris Lee responded to your tweet. Yeah, I know I saw that um I would like to come clean I have fucked Nikki smokes I Would like to just get that off my chest before I say a few words about Brandon I've been wondering how I will remember Brandon I'll always remember the first day I produced Pick Central in 2021. And when Brandon forgot my name two hours later while hosting the rundown. I will always remember his incredibly well thought out and well edited TikToks, which were some of the top performing videos at the company. I'm sure his estate will leave the millions it made to his producer.

What would Brandon want us to remember? He'd probably ask us to remember that Mississippi State led by Dak Prescott was once number one in the country in the first ever college football playoff for five weeks. He'd also want us to remember that Mississippi State clinched an SEC title in football with a 6-0 win over Ole Miss in 1941, November 30th, 1941. And then seven days later the Japanese bomb Changes to actually the program And I'd just like to share the last word that Brandon shared with me before he passed

In his direct quote you were the rightful champion of the family You were the one true champion and I acknowledge you as the rightful holder of the mostly sports belt Wow rifle holder of the mostly sports belt. Wow. Wow. Wow. Family. Love it. Love it. Thank you. Cody's next. We got another zoom guest real quick. Just relax. We got another zoom guest will let on. There he is. Frank. He doesn't know my last name. It's what isn't it fucking Walker Hey Frank yes, yep, yes

Rock of Ages Rock of Ages Brandon is Gonna leave Rock of Ages rock of ages Brandon Walker's Bodies follow his brain and that left years ago, so we don't know what that brain is, but maybe maybe just a reunite ish coming Love it well said That was oddly beautiful it was beautiful Frank

thank you so much for joining us all right see ya all right all right our walk today all right love it love it the real Walker yes great job Frank beautiful moment there oh so much longer I think we got three more people all right there. We go then maybe an update Code my name is Cody, but whenever Brandon would respond to my name He just said who which is fine You know Brandon Walker was a superstar a special guy for this company, and it's sad that he's leaving us But today instead of asking who I just want to it's sad that he's leaving us. But today, instead of asking who, I just wanna know why.

Why? Why is Brandon leaving us? From our daily interactions with Mostly Sports, he built men into leaders and made everyone around him better. His words, not mine. I'm gonna miss him talking about Mr. Ed, his beloved sweet tea,

and how he beat Dewayne Jefferson in the West Point Slam Dunk Contest in 1997. Remember that? His words were an inspiration, his actions were invincible and his hair indisputable. I'm gonna carry on his energy and passion in everything that I do. I lost a member of my family today and although he never learned my name his name will forever reign on in the Barstool Sports history books Wow beautiful very solemn great Wow very solemn stage. Brandon Walker, where do I begin? I'd like to start off by saying Caitlin and I are not gay. However, I fully infiltrated the Walker family. So much so that I have a key to mama's house. Gaining Brandon as a brother has been nothing short of amazing.

He fully embraced me when I took on this job and continuously checks up on me, ready to fight for me at any given moment. I don't know if it's because he genuinely cares about me too Or it's because he knows he needs me and I know where everything is All jokes aside Brandon has the biggest heart the best hugs and is always there. I don't have ice or blackhawks tickets Which leads me to mine Can I have can I please have the tickets for March 23rd the Flyers are in town? Yes, I love you. My birthday is also on Thursday. We can discuss my present off air

They can't yeah Yeah, I know right Big cat yeah That's nice see that's nice, it's a real hug Rana why don't you hug your mama? Say you love your mama I don't like you love me to me. No, I don't like it. You said you love me to me. No, I haven't. Yeah, you have. I've said me too.

No, I think we've texted I love you. You will not find that. I don't. I might be able to text it. I don't say it. You've never texted me that. Why don't you say it? Thank you.

I don't know. It's a thing with me. It really is a thing with us. Yeah. Well, you've been saying it to every woman around. No, I haven't. Oh It's a thing with me. It really is a thing with us. Yeah. Well, you've been saying it to every woman around. No, I haven't. Oh, look at this. May, March 7th, 2024.

Love you, Brandon. Love you, too. Thank you. Oh, wow. Oh, I said thank you. No, love you, too. That makes me feel like it's not me saying it when I say thank you.

Exactly a year ago today. Love you, too. What? That was a year ago today? Why do you keep... Okay, just, can we... Here's one from Rowan. Love you Brandon. You said love you too. See? I knew you said love you. Another one from TJ. Love you. Love you too. Big Cat, you know that one time when Brandon went to a bar, that he did, a guy did ask him to dance. So maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's just some sort of latent, unrealized.

Yeah. Yeah. Something going on deep down. Yeah. The guy must have noticed something. Yeah, he asked him to dance. Interesting. Did you say yes to that?

Never told that story, has he? I guess not. TJ, do we have one last one? Jacob is the last on the schedule. Yeah, I don't know where he's at. Yeah, Jacob's the last your best friends He's gone. It's coming. Oh, he's coming. I have All right nothing And we'll spin the wheel and we'll send you off put you in the casket. Why is he dressed like that?

Yeah, you like a Mechanic you like the grave digger. Yeah, I didn't have a black suit. So this is the best I could do I have a suit but it's blue and orange Mechanic We have this here. You look like you look like a hired hitman That's gonna have like an epic failure that starts a very funny movie a bad hitman I don't like killing. I don't even like killing bugs, so I don't think I'd be a good hitman, okay But don't underestimate

Okay, my speech is short and sweet because I think Brandon as a man is Very concise he doesn't like to go on long tangents. He speaks in one or two or three word sentences So I wrote a haiku for my speech His mind speaks Manteek Old-timer built like blow pop Soft what on the inside? Mine speaks, Manteek. Old timer, built like blow pop. Soft. What? On the inside.

Thank you. Oh, that's great. Wow. That was so nice. You are built like a blow pop, he's right. That's so nice. All right, so Brandon, we're gonna spin the wheel and then I have one last thing for you.

All right. Okay? So let's spin the wheel, TJ. have one last thing for you all right, okay? So let's spin the wheel TJ. Oh, yeah Chris Lee Chris Lee hit me up Chris Lee Is the one that has a podcast right yep, oh she's got her on she's got nothing she's trying to get you She's trying to get you on no Savannah you come on the yak Invite her on the yak

On a day where Nikki's not here Brandon have a pinch of cake just have a pinch Have a pinch nice, okay turn the location off is suspicious It's suspicious Okay. Turning the location off is suspicious. Yeah, it is. It really is. It's suspicious. Or are you lonely in Chicago and want a friend and that person's being with you and you're like, I'll hang out with you. You know it'll be drama if you hang out

with the other person and say, I don't want the drama, but then that turns into drama. It's a big city. There are a lot of people here. I'm just saying, you don't know the full story. I will say the chat is asking if L.O. wants to don't know the full story. I like them both. I will say that Chad is asking if Ella wants to say anything to Brandon about her funeral. Oh, that would be interesting.

What do you think her side of the...if they're arguing, what was her side of the... She did love Brandon. Danny, you want to see if Ella wants to give a speech about Brandon? Yeah, I also wanted to say one last thing. Maybe we should just drop it. But, Nicky was getting drinks with Ella. I thought he hasn't drank for a couple months. Oh! That's a good point, Danny. But Nikki was getting drinks with Ella. I thought he hasn't drank for a couple months

You're right Danny we should drop it, but that is that is interesting and now we can't drop it Interesting well, we just have to square that yeah, that's just one thing that you know Chips are involved high up this loose end we can drop it, but unfortunately it does linger in the air Said he was good wonderful wonderful people just good people And guys and girls can be friends yes Yes. Yeah, right sure right a little tricky I don't know how to show each other their sunburns on their nether regions all the time Yes, all the time I showed I showed tan lines to me the boys get together I'm like look at generations a little more like hey

Yeah, it was different right wait so how did that come out that that part was part of it did someone see them together? And at the time someone was Showing a picture of a sunburn. I don't know. I just heard bikini bikini bikini And there was pictures of bikinis. Mm-hmm Oh my god, oh I hate you guys she wants to talk about Brandon Hi, hello, would you like to say anything about Brandon or anything else? Uh You're a badass I'll miss you. Thank you. Mm-hmm good work. Thank you any other thoughts Yeah, not everyone wants to fuck Nikki smokes

I don't want to But blown out of proportion location Why are you looking at it? Mmm. I don't know. Yeah. Tan lines? Sunburn? Sunburn.

Sunburn. Sunburn. It was that bad of a sunburn? Really bad. Okay. Yeah. Was Nicky drinking? Yeah.

Oh. Oh no! He was drinking. I know, I'm sorry, Smokes. Oh man. So that might show he's not trustworthy. What would give you that? I don't. But he was supposed to end what?

Next week? So like it's fine. Yeah. Just jumped the gun. But he was drinking. Is he off camera telling you what to say right now? No. He's over there, but I just,

I thought he was supposed to end on St. Patty's Day, but I like those pants. Thank you very much, I appreciate that. Okay, thank you so much, Ella. All right, not everyone wants to fuck Nikki. Yes, that was a good answer. That was a great fucking answer. Really good answer.

But at the same time, it seems like everybody does wanna fuck Nikki. Yes, she didn't say anything about herself. Oh, oh, oh, white boy Rick, white boy Rick! Yes. White boy Rick, come in here. What, what, what? Come here.

Interesting. Come here. Palpable innocence there. I just wanna. That's so, there's never been that many people. Just stand there, I just wanna see how big you are. Look at this guy. No, stand in front of, behind the mic, yeah.

Look at that. Oh, nice shirt. Can't even fit in the screen. You ever seen a man this large mama. Oh, yeah, my nephew Kobe kingdom We did forget about oh my god look at how big he is he can't even fit in the screen Alright, thanks Rick He's so good at that. Yeah, being big? Yeah, he's so good.

All right, let's spin the wheel and then I have one last thing before we go. Let's spin the wheel. Mama, let's hope that we get a good wheel. This would be bad if it was wet. Oh, we're good. Okay. All right, anyone else have a last thing they want to say to Brandon? Brandon, do you have something?

I'll speak in a minute. I'm curious as to what his thing is. Yes. My thing, I spoke with Dave this morning. Oh, wow. And in my hand, as you can plainly see, is a new contract at Barstool Sports, five-year contract. the contract that you can fantastic. Yeah, I think we all had fun with it but let's end this. Let's make it official. 5 years. Brandon Walker. Why don't you stay at Bars? Sports. So, I'll let you guys in on a

little secret. 3 months ago, I came up with this idea to uh to drag this out to 3925 and uh I agreed in principle with Dave Portnoy on a contract but I I never signed it. What? I never signed it. And I decided today, even after all this, I would sign it. Things change. And I apologize. I told you that we were doing this, and I was going to sign at the end.

Yeah. I told my mom I was going to sign. I told everybody I was going to sign. I'm actually not going to sign. So I'm actually not gonna sign so I'm actually moving on I'm going back home to Mississippi I just kind of tired of the limelight tired of Illinois tired of the cold I might be back in the future but now I need a couple of years to recharge I've already told my family I told my family this morning some of them took it well some of them weren't as

excited about it. But this did end up as this started out as a bit. This was always going to be a bit. I was always going to sign it. I apologize, Mark. What the fuck? I'm not going to sign it. And I am going to end my career at Barstool in two days. I will be doing the basketball tournament today. And then that'll be it. And I apologize. Thank you to everybody. I hope everybody follows me where I go and I don't know what's next. I just need to recharge and refresh and get back to Mississippi and be back to who I am. I love everybody here and I appreciate it.

So this was a bit. I have the pen. I can't sign it today. Thank you. And this has been awesome. Thank you for letting me be on the yak Thank you for letting me be a part of barstool mostly sports was fun morning sunshine happened Roan, I love you Kyle funniest guy I've ever met mama and then Danny mama mama and then Danny you're here and Thanks guys. I mean I apologize and And thanks, guys. I mean, I apologize.

And that is a pretty big buzzkill. So you're not even going to get in the coffin or anything? I'm not going to get in the coffin. I'd like to just shake everybody's hand, and I'll go about my business. All right, well, OK. We got to talk about this after, because this is definitely a wrinkle.

I'm not going to take a handshake. If this is actually the end, you have to hug me. I know you don't hug. I think everyone deserves a hug. Yes All right, you give me a hug. I'll give I'll give all of you. I got Thank you It's the Yak! Get your straws yak style and stay for a while It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

Yes, I'm a stock shopper do a Yankee swap It's the Yak! It's the act. It's the act. Wait a minute. Whose music is that? Five more years! Five more years! Five more years! It's the act. It's the act. It's the act.

Yes, time to talk shop, to do a Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the act. See you on Monday, Brandon. Love ya. Bye.