The Yak - Barstool Employee Gets FIRED at Random | The Yak 12-7-22

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right. Yeah. Firing day. Oh, it is firing day. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Firing day. I have a pitch for firing day.

Yes. TJ made the wheel. We have the wheel. It has every single person in the building on it. Second floor. Including second floor. No, it's all second floor. No. I single person in the building on it. Second floor. Including second floor. No, it's all second floor. No, I think there's third floor.

Oh, is it all second floor, TJ? Yeah. It's just from what TJ told me. This is Booz, by the way. Oh, Booz. Yeah, Booz is in for the first 15 minutes. It is just the second floor from what I was told. Yeah, so.

Is Booz next up? I think Booz might be next up. Well, he's going on the TJ's train like he's doing pick central now, which if you can survive that, you go up. Yeah, he's next up. He's next up. So I guess we wait. I guess they're doing the pro football football show.

Is that what I'm able to discern here? Okay, so that means I bet Roan's with him. Yeah, I was going to say, where's Roan? It's probably Roan, Big Cat, and then TJ. Oh, very sick. Kyle's out. Yeah. But for firing day with this wheel, I don't to say, where's Roan? Oh, it's probably Roan, Big Cat, and then TJ. Oh, very sick. Kyle's out. Yeah. But for firing day with this wheel, I don't want to spin it once and have it just be gone.

The work, the slivers, it's a beautiful piece. Yeah. I want to spin it five times, bring those five people in, and then do an eliminator, and then the person, the last person. Is just legit fired. I would be fine with doing that. Maybe make them rock, paper, scissors for it or something. Well, it's hard to get away from the wheel, though,

and the wheel's doing the firing. We're not doing the firing. TJ, is it true that I was the first name on the task? Keep asking TJ, and he's just not over there. Oh, fuck. TJ's doing the pro football. Do I look like TJ? Well, we can only see the top of your head.

We can only see the hat. And he's the hat guy. That's booze. Oh, I didn't like the way he mugged for the camera. I liked it. That was, we can only see the top. We can only see the hat. And he's a hat guy. That's Booze. Oh, I didn't like the way he mugged for the camera. I liked it. It was a crooked smile. I liked that. I don't want to say I'm a good person.

I used to let Booze borrow my car. Yeah, they are. Back in the day. I appreciate that. I feel like that qualifies me as a good person. That is good. This guy showed up late for firing day. I did it once, twice.

Late on firing day. That doubles the sliver. Firing day. Let did it once, twice. Firing day. Lead on firing day. That doubles the sliver. Firing day. Let's get rid of someone. Someone's dreams are getting shattered. Let's do this pitch right here. We spin it five times.

Bring those five people in. Do an eliminator. That person's gone. Yes. In. Truly gone. You know, I, alright, so I know people are going to be like

this is fucked up or like it's a joke. Whoever ends up being eliminated on the five people, I am going to call Dave and talk to Erica and be like, we should get rid of this person. A good faith effort. A good faith effort to get this person fired. I hope it's Gaz. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Firing wheel day. Hey, Sass. What's up? I'm worried about KB. Yeah. He came in this morning. Very sick. He was just...

He was here. Not like sick, but like brain not functioning. Yeah. It was bizarre. Yeah, what's going on? I don't know. Bumping into walls or something? I gave him some of my ginkgo as well.

Maybe that's it, dude. Maybe it's the fucking ginkgo. It might be the ginkgo. What are the odds you could actually convince him to go to a doctor? Zero. Okay. He said he'll only go to a doctor when he knows it's terminal. Why would you go to a doctor then?

I don't know. That seems like the last time you'd want to go to a doctor. I don't know. Just give him a little, I told you so. Yeah. Just to let you know, Doc, I don't just give him a little i told you so yeah just let you know doc i don't need you yeah it's like calling the at the end of millionaire calling your dad he seems real just so you know i'm dying

firing day uh yeah but he does he's something's fucked up about him he said he's going to come back in to record but so should we dive right into firing day, or do you all want to – Yeah, we could – A few minutes, or – Actually, I hope it's Francis. Yeah, he's been a little up. Does Johnny come lately, ass? Franny come lately.

What if it's me? I will try to get fired. You can't quit. No. No, no, no. You cannot quit. You cannot quit. You cannot quit.

Roan, I think yesterday you said a reverse Rudy. I think you should go steal that person's shirt and put it on Dave's desk. Yeah. Rip it off of him. Look who it is. Oh, here he is. Josh Brody. Let's get this guy in here.

Let's get him in for a minute for a redemption. By the way, Roan and I were late because we were doing the pro football football show. And I just want to get ahead of something real quick because people are going to see this video and they're going to be like, what? Ronald, back me up. Jersey Jerry does not want to have sex with Ralphie the buffalo from the Colorado Buffalo. No, he said it.

He came out and said that he doesn't want to have sex. Does not want to have sex with that animal. On the record. Just want to make sure everyone knows. There can't be any misinterpretation. There is no, no, like, hey, is that true? Jerry wants to fuck Ralphie? No, no, no. He doesn't want to make sure everyone knows. There can't be any misinterpretation. There's no, no, like, hey, is that who Jerry wants to fuck, Ralphie? No, no, no. He doesn't want to have sex with

the buffalo. Who is a female? At no point does he want to fornicate with the animal Ralphie. Ralphie is a female. Ralphie is a female. Oh, so it wouldn't be. It would be. It would be. I have no idea.

It would be non-gay best. I have no idea. If he did it. It would be non-gay bestiality. Buffalo from Colorado, their mascot. He doesn't want to have sex with them. I'm just happy to be here. Josh, I wasn't here the first time you took your major L. We're calling you Losh Prey. That was a major L.

That's a compliment to me. I want to apologize to all of Yak Nation. Love it. I got kids. My kids were scared to go on Twitter. My mama is a pastor. Like, I'm not talking about like she a black lady that talks about good. No, she has a church.

My mama was like, baby, baby, they going to kid baby. They cussing. What are they doing? She was like, baby, I got to go to G. Listen, all Yak fans, I want to formally apologize to Roan. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, Roan, you going to take these flowers.

Okay. All right, all right. Watch some videos because I saw you in Tennessee. Listen, so what happened was I made jokes with Roan. I was just playing. And I honestly didn't know you can rap the way you rap. And somehow you went viral on Twitter one time. And you broke down a dude in a way.

It was mean. It was really mean. It wasn't even mean. No, it was a little bit. I think it was a little bit mean. Rowan is cold. Rowan deserves these flowers. But I think that people have been here.

This is a gift for, this is a manscaped, it's a weed whacker. I'm not doing apologizing to you. I want to apologize to all of Yak. My name is Josh Prey. Losh Prey. Losh, Losh. You don't have to lower yourself to this. I won't have to do it.

Can I please have the J back in my name? Give him the J back. Give the man the J back. J back. I think that's fair. I'm the J back. I'm a J-back. I'm a Facebook guy. Facebook is my platform.

Right. Rome's fans infiltrated Facebook. They got the Facebook? Jeez. I have videos about, like, the Lion King. And they was like, shut the hell up, Losh Prey. Not a Rome Losh Prey. No.

You told us your fans would shoot up Roan's house. You're not positive. You're just fat. Listen, I was playing, y'all. Oh, fuck. When you get hired at Barstool, y'all need to have a better hiring process. I agree. That part could not be more true because we throw people in the deep end.

Y'all got to prep us. And I'm going to tell you to me, after the show, Ron caught me in the hallway, and he was like, hey, Josh, I just want you to know me and you cool and we good. And I'm like, why is he being so nice to me? What the hell happened? I had not seen my Twitter feed. I had to ask Barstool to not post me on Twitter.

I told Gaz, I'm like, Gaz, please don't post me on Twitter no more, bro. I'm like, Josh, you okay? I had tears in my eyes in a text message. I like me. Listen, to all yaks, me and Ron, we're friends. I just want people to know my position at Barstool. My position at Barstool is I was brought on to be Josh Prey. I talk about a variety of stuff away from sports.

Yeah. So if you want to follow me, it's more positive, more goofy dad type stuff in movies and all kind of. But I do not want no smoke with Rome. Yes, and we can put it all to bed. I think that because even still, I think that's past. No, putting it to bed ain't enough. I don't even want to be in a bed.

Bury it, bury it. Bury this shit. I agree with you. At Barstool, we hire hire people we throw them in the deep end and then we all stand around the pool being like look at that guy he's drowning you believe he didn't know I'm gonna tell you what the sales gas was like listen and I talked to Dave and I talked to Erica and it was like we just want you to be yourself and I went and told my manager like listen they just want me to be Josh Bray. I'm good. Everybody gonna like me. Until I said

anything, I sat in that seat. And wrong, Brandon Walker sat over there and he watched me die. He watched you do it. DJ, what's wrong with the sound? I can't hear anything. He asked me about a comedian. Everything sounds awful. I didn't know the comedian. Was it Bill Burr? It was Tom Segura.

Tom Segura. They wanted to kill me because I didn't know who Tom was. Everybody just wanted me to die. And I gave him ammo. I said, please. And it's just a Josh prayer. I was like, please just don't call me a pussy or a bitch. That was the worst thing I could have ever said.

Dude, you can never say that. I'm going to tell you what Brandon did. What did I do? Brandon said, Josh, you're a pussy. I'm like, Brandon. I say, Brandon, serious talk. Out of respect. Just don't call me a pussy, Brandon.

No, you have to say it. It's like what I just did with Jerry. Jerry's not trying to fuck Ralphie. No. Don't say it. Brandon said, okay, Josh, I won't call you a pussy and smile. For the next five days, pussy was attached to my name. My dog name.

I don't even got a dog. Your dog's a pussy? Hey, don't sit over there dog Your dog's a pussy? Katie Don't sit over there Innocent Katie Watch me die I loved it I sat there thinking

Heats off old Kate For a couple days It was the first time I felt like I was In a live leak video Oh y'all saw me Nick was loving it too Katie was over here

Katie said something And somebody said The word pussy And I was like Come on It was a lady in the building Katie was just like flaps they killed

me for like a month no it still goes on I still see that cause we both get tagged in some of the tweets you still see them right yeah and Josh would be like hey like I really like Aladdin the movie and they'll be like battle roan pussy no no no Josh and I spent some time together

in Knoxville he's a good dude. He's now one of the family on Yaks. So we got to protect him. Our people, they get very territorial. This is what you want. You can stick them on someone else now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So lay off him.

If you have any enemies that you want us to go after, we'll do that. This was the one time I wish I could have said this was race-related. I couldn't even use the black card. I was like, it's because I'm black. I had nobody to turn to. And Ron just sat there on his Twitter. He attacking me, and Ron's like, yeah, I'm at a wedding in this place, and I'm just chilling, living.

Yeah, dude. I saw after I talked to you, I saw you like, yeah, I'm at a wedding in this place, and I'm just chilling, living. Yeah, dude. I saw after I talked to you, I saw you like, what is he talking about? And you pulled up your Twitter, and I just saw you like, mm-hmm. Just gulped. Somebody sent me a screenshot of the hotel I was staying in. That's not good. That's not good. Listen, that's why I didn't want to come back to New York.

So to all the Yak fans, I'm not going to do the whole show. Thank Big Cat, Ron, Kate, Brandon, everybody, for the guy that looks rich with the barstool hat over here. That's right, Nick. That's not an attack, Nick. No, no, no, no, no. I know. I like you, too.

I like everybody. So thank y'all for allowing me. All right. I appreciate it. Water under the bridge. Yeah, we'll see you later because we're going to do firing day, so you might come back in. Yeah, we're doing firing day today. We're spinning a wheel. We're firing one person. all right. Water under the bridge. Yeah, we'll see you later because we're going to do firing day, so you might come back in. Yeah, we're doing firing day today.

We're spinning a wheel. Someone's getting fired. We're firing one person. All right. We'll see. We'll see. Josh, Josh, Josh, before you go, before you go. No, wait, no, wait.

You wouldn't be able to beat Ronan in a rap battle, but you would beat KB in wrestling. Hey, I'm not saying that. Yeah, you would. Hell yeah, you would. On this show. Hell yeah, you would. You learned.

And I don't want to be a part of firing day, guys. Oh, you are. You're on the wheel. Show Josh the wheel. Is Josh on the wheel? You're probably not going to get picked. Look. Wait, what's the big silver?

Wait, don't just add a book. Oh, no. Oh, no, you have that whole slice. When is firing day? Uh-oh. You spin the wheel once a year, and whoever it lands on automatically gets fired. Hey, listen, my name is Josh Prey. Thank y'all for the yak. I'm just and whoever it lands on automatically gets fired. Listen, my name is Ash Prey.

Oh, my God. Look how big your slice is. Look how big that is. Thank you, Josh. Firing day. Firing day. Firing day. Here's a good way to get around it. Just be like, I'm not going to do it.

Does it sound like we're underwater? No, that's just your headphones. I sat there yesterday for another show, and it was bad. All right. It might be okay. My shit's fine. As long as the chat doesn't say it does. Yeah.

All right. Here we go. That's Jay's back. Yeah. He's got the Jay back. Oh, that's way better. He got the Jay back. I actually didn't even think that.

I thought that episode was very enjoyable. Well, here's the problem. I actually felt really bad for him because I know that I watched, I wasn't here that day and I watched some of it back because everyone was like, dude, that was bad. I think the Yak Chat

was saying that. We are the worst company in terms of onboarding people. Yes. We just throw them into the deep. You don't know the pitfalls. Especially if you don't know

the barstool world. Right. I had, when I, I like didn't know at all. Like at all, at all really. And when i started working here my parents were like sit on their thing and read the comment they're like look everyone keeps saying it looks like you take giant shits and i'm like what does that mean they would read read me all these comments forever and like i had no i i like didn't know anything yeah what is this just learning to let shit like roll off your back. But I met Josh in Knoxville when it was Florida versus Tennessee.

And we talked for a while off air, just the two of us. And he was like, yeah, I fucked up. Like, I fucked up. I did not know who Roan was. I didn't know who any of you guys were. So it was sincere. This wasn't an act. So put the J back on his name.

Yeah. And I do. I mean, when the vultures descend, you feel bad for whatever body's under there. Yeah. You know what I mean? I think.

You do, but you also. No, you loved it, Brandon. You were fucking. Oh, it was a race.

That's because he loved Brandon. Remember how much he loved you, Brandon? He still loves me. Yeah. He thinks I'm the funniest guy in the company. Someone's saying fix sound in the chat. They're fine.

Sounds fine. Alright, I'm sharing the show again. Should we start spinning? Can we spin the regular first? Let's do the regular first. To add regular. Brandon, you do the first add regular. We haven't done it. Then we'll do the firing. I haven't told you how incredible Bird Dogs

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They are terrific joggers, terrific shorts, terrific Bird Dogs. They are great. Isn't that right, Roan? No, dude, you're exactly right. Anytime I get like a little, they'll send us a little care package of bird dogs. I'll slip into some sweatpants. My bulge looks crazy. Yeah.

Hold on. They're good dick pants. No, they're great dick pants. Can't hold on right now. Oh, yeah, keep going. Bird dogs. And you get the rope hat. Did you see that?

Did you talk about the rope hat? I did. Rope hats are just cooler. All right. We need to, I hate that we have to delay the wheel, but we have to call Stephen Che right now. Oh, yeah. He just sent me a text message that I don't know.

He is so – I'm going to wait until he gets on, and then I'll say the text message. I want to see everyone's natural reaction. It was just to you? Just to me. Watching right now something about what's going on right now? He's watching right now. I'll read it. I'll read it, and then we? Just to me. Watching right now, something about what's going on right now? He's watching right now. I'll read it.

I'll read it, and then we'll talk to him. He just wrote me because he's watching. He said, I would be interested in being Barstool's new hire slash training guy for content people. Could be a one-day training and maybe smooth out some of the bumps. I feel like I'm qualified for that. Stephen Che is the least qualified person in the world to explain like. He doesn't live in real life.

He doesn't know what Barstool actually is. Or would he actually maybe be the best because he'd be like, they're just goofing with you. I think he might be the best, but he wouldn't actually. We got to hear him make his pitch. We gotta have them all into Stephen Chase. Yeah, alright, Stephen, give us your pitch, because I think out of all the people that could

apply for this job, you are the worst. Why would I be the worst? Because you don't even understand half the jokes you make at your expense. And you don't feel emotion on the same spectrum that other people who would get their feelings hurt feel. I don't take damage. You're literally an unflappable human being.

Yeah, don't you want more people to be like that? I don't think anyone has ever been created like you. Nobody can have that mindset. It's your nature. That's a good point, though. Well, what's your pitch, Steven? Yeah, give us your pitch. What would you say, like, if I—

Josh Prey had somebody send a picture of his hotel to him. What would you say like if i josh pray had somebody send a picture of his hotel to him what would you say to him sure i mean that's super extreme and like we can deal with that on like a case-by-case basis so i don't know i'm like the case i'm at it's like 30 i don't know if you read the text big cat did you read the text i read the text okay so yeah i mean i think i mean i've been here for over six years and I think I'd be very qualified for that. But for that position, I do think that there is obviously, you know, you guys just addressed it, but there is a gap with that with guys like Josh and other people that get

hired that don't really know what to expect. I'm not talking about like a, you know, several week handholding. I'm talking about like a one day, this is what it is is what you should expect this is what would happen you know you know this is how you should feel about comments and things like that um because it is i think almost more than anyone i understand what um the content role is as far as you're you're you're telling your life story um and there are like you know borders and you know you don't go in too deep on like your family stuff i don't either really um and there are lines that can be drawn but for the most part anything that happens to you that

is part of your life but steven none of that shit as funny is it should be put out there and that that would help you none of that would have helped Josh in this situation. You almost need a handbook of things to say and not to say, and it's not like you'd come in and tell people, like, yo, never rap battle Roan. That wouldn't be part of your single-day onboarding thing. I think that should be part of it. Have you guys seen the movie Mean Girls?

For starters, when Roan tries to rap battle you, don't. It would be like... Will try. I actually, I'm gonna just change one thing. I am now in the camp of, I think Stephen Chey would be the absolute worst or the absolute best at this job. No in between. Well, the reason he'd be good, I think, is that whenever

someone comes in and does some dumb shit, everyone would just be like, Stephen, why didn't you tell them not to, like, fucking do it? All right, true. But, Steven, I think the way that you'd have to do it is, like, you'd have to, like, have, like, almost just a cork board of everyone's face and be like, this guy Roan, like, he will verbally, like, tear you down. Don't try him.

Like, this guy Brandon, he's an anxious mess. His dog probably just got hit by a car leave him alone this guy big cat will bust your balls and make you feel like an asshole but he still loves you this guy rico stay away from him he'll throw a can at your head like everyone overview like that though i'm saying like in mean girls she goes and gives a quick overview of the cafeteria she's like here's this group here's their vibe here's this group here's their vibe and here's what they do i feel like that would be useful yeah that would but I don't know

if Brandon could do that I mean I don't know if Steven could do that I would like to see him present that board to me yeah alright Steven I want to see you present it yeah

I want to see you present it I feel like the like getting in within the office isn't even the I think it's more like the online part that's part of it

but Steven I would like this is now a project that I want you to present to the YAC. I want Stephen Chay's barstool onboarding. Okay. PowerPoint. And it might even work when we hire someone new. Yeah.

And just have it do it live. Yeah. So he can really give the people the onboarding they deserve. All right. So this is great. So we're going to give you a trial on this. Okay. When do you want this by? Sometime next week we could do it.

Easy, okay. Oh, easy. What an asshole. Thank you, Steven. Rest up for Oz. All right, oh, yeah. Oz, Oz the Mentalist. Can't wait tomorrow.

Oz. Definitely Oz. No, okay. His name's Oz. It's Oz. Steven, his name's Oz. Not the Wizard of Oz. Oz the Mentalist. Can't wait tomorrow. Oz. Definitely Oz. No, okay. His name's Oz. It's Oz. Steven, his name's Oz. Not the Wizard of Oz. Steven, are you fucking with us?

Oh, no. No, it's Oz. No, it's Oz. O-Z. I know how it's spelled. That's not how it's pronounced. Convincing us that it's pronounced that way is the greatest trick he's ever done. Yeah, it's Oz.

Maybe he would be good at this job. Fuck. I think he'd actually be really good at this job. I do want some PowerPoint. Damn it. All right, thank you, Steven. It'd be like in waiting when the waiter takes the newbie around. Yeah.

Shadow him. Yeah. It is like as crazy as his brain is, if we had more people like Steven Shea who just like when people shit on him, he's just like, good one, buddy. Yeah. Oh, he's just pushing me to be better. He doesn't actually hate me. Like his comments. I reposted his Schefter picture.

People were being so brutal about his looks. And it's like he probably was like, good one, guys. You're all my pals. Yeah. Fuck. Let's fucking fire all my pals. Yeah. Fuck. Let's fucking fire somebody, though. Yeah. Let's get the real wheel out of the way first, because it's just going to be dry.

I know it. I think I've told you guys this before. The best part about Stephen Shea is that he didn't know what Barstool was until he heard me on Mike and Mike before I did the hot dog eating competition. I did like a 10 minute hit. I didn't know this. Yeah. So Stephen Shea found out that Barstool existed.

A whole different world existed besides like ESPN and Mike and Mike. When I went on for 10 minutes, he's like, whoa, that guy was funny. And then was like, what is this site? Like they have tits and sports? That is pretty cool. My whole brain opened up.

Brandon, what did you know about Barstool before all the – Pretty much just PMT and pizza reviews. Really? Dave. Dave, what the hell, man? Dave. When I worked in SEC country, I worked there from 16 to 18,

and every day I'd get there and there would be like a group that just talked about what PMT did that day. That's so sweet. Wow. Every Stinky Tony listens to PMT. That's how I felt. I listened a little bit, but not as much as the other guys. My first Barstool content I ever consumed was Vib's Sports Science.

Really? Yeah. Mine was KB. I'm sorry. I thought it was an Instagram account until KB got hired. Really? Yeah. What?

Just an Instagram account? Yeah. What about all those tweets bashing us? Yeah, I was bashing the Instagram account. That's how I found out about Barstool. Through Sass's tweets? Yeah. My tweets are like, what is this shitty place?

I'm interested. I'm interested. I'd like to work at this shitty place. Middle schoolers bashing. I'm far with my trajectory. It seems about right. Should we fire? Oh, we got to do our real wheel.

Real wheel. I got a feeling that this real wheel is going to hit something. I hope it hits something. I want to hit one of the names. Do we have a hard out today because of that meeting? I don't feeling that this real wheel is going to hit something. I hope it hits something. I want to get one of the names. Do we have a hard out today because of that meeting? I don't think that's a three. All right, here you go, Nick.

Is that two? I thought it was a two. Is it three? I heard three. It's a three. It's a three. So you're a three or TJ's doing a white power symbol? Why do I look rich?

You do kind of look rich. You're that rich boy Nick. You're wearing a natty light hat. You're of look rich. You're that rich boy neck. You're wearing a natty light hat. You're like Hollywood rich. You're like director rich. Yes. Spielberg. You're a rich guy who's cosplaying his poor.

Ah, yeah. Shia LaBeouf. Okay. I guess I am. F. Faraday? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, so that's...

These are... They're expensive. Yeah, but I got it from this show. It looks so comfy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah are expensive. Yeah, but I got it from the show. It looks so comfy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. There's no elbow pads. Yeah, flannels are. Hank's in one. Francis is in one. Flannels. And it's time to get one. Flannels might be.

I think you would look great in some flannels, Brandon. I think you would too. I'll fucking do it eventually. Oh, yeah. All right. I have one on the back of my chair. It's all yours. It won't fit at all.

I wear XL. You're not trying to button it. Okay. But not all flannels can be. I would button it. Are you ordering yourself Chick-fil-A right now? Yeah. So you realize that the meeting was at 3, not 2?

Absolutely. Lunch is still being catered beforehand. Oh, fuck. Just wasted money, but fine. What is your Chick-fil-A budget? That has to be insane. Yeah, fuck. Just wasted money, but fine. What is your Chick-fil-A budget? That has to be insane. Yeah, holy shit.

There's got to be some sort of membership or something, right? I don't know. How are you not a VIP? Well, I'm trying to lose weight, so I got the grilled nuggets today.

They suck. They suck so much. Yeah, they suck. They're awful. Chicken flavored gum. They're awful. They also look like you're like, ugh.

No chicken sandwich is good, though. It's not bad. It's like seeing like a. It's just not as good. Not as good at all. Yeah. Why don't you just order something healthy from somewhere else that's actually good? Why don't you just shut the fuck up?

Like you have to stick to chicken salad? Yeah. It's a good thing to be addicted to. Let's fire somebody. All right, let's fire someone. Are the security guys on this, TJ? We can make adjustments. I don't know if that's a good thing to be addicted to Let's fire somebody Are the security guys on this TJ? We can make adjustments I think we should add Mike and Danny

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I like that. whole fucking steak. That's so much steak. Is Chef Donnie making them? Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Also, another announcement. I have talked to one Tyler O'Day. He will be part of the Christmas special. Shut up. Are you filming that? Friday afternoon. This Friday?

Next Friday. Next Friday? Yeah. Are you going to be here? Oh, no. He'll be here. It sounds like he'll be here? Oh, no. He'll be here. It sounds like he'll be here. Is that the eggnog day?

Yeah, it's eggnog. You can't miss that, Kate. Thanks. We're going to do one hour yak next Friday, and then we're going to get right into the Christmas special, which we'll tape and then run the next Friday. But, yeah, Tyler O'Day is going to – I told him we want a list of O'Daniacs, and we also tape and then run the next Friday. But yeah, Tyler O'Day is going to, I told him, we want a list

of O'Daniacs, and we also want some crooning. Yeah. I wonder if the list has changed. It has to, right? Can we make like a, can we pull up karaoke, but in the background it's like the Empire State Building blowing up? We should just make some visuals. Yeah.

In the Photoshop? Yeah. I already have them made. Okay, perfect. Should we fire someone? Yeah, we should. So these are going to be, we're going to spin this five times and we're going to pick five different people. Go get the five people. Bring them in.

Eliminator wheel. Everybody's here today because of this company meeting, correct? Pretty much. What if somebody's not here? That's a bad sign. If we can't find them, we spin it again? Should we say that? But then they could hide.

Oh my god, that's so many names. It's awesome. I added Mike and Dan. How many people? I don't know. By the way, we're in white, I think. All of us are white. I still can't tell. And Spider's in black. I demanded that. Spider asked for black

This is gonna be great I am going to Maybe we'll do a live Maybe we'll do a Spy cam of me Going to talk to Erica Yep Yeah

I think we should spy cam You going to get them as well Except what if she's like I've actually been thinking About that for a while It's kind of like Yeah Was it you?

No Owen He had to do When we set up the meeting With Gaz Oh yeah yeah yeah No upstairs people been thinking about that for a while. It's kind of like when... Was it you? No, Owen. Was it Owen? He had to do it when we set up the meeting with Gaz. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No upstairs people, so there's no chance of Malasek getting fired? He's on there. Okay, good.

It's basically people that appear on camera to some extent. Okay. Malasek is so afraid of you for some reason, we forced him to call you when you were... Hey, that was weird. Yeah. Why did you do that? We have this video for the internal meeting today about how the third floor doesn't really know the second floor. We were like, do you have Big Cat's phone number?

Matt was like, yeah, I was like, call him. He was like, what do I say? I was like, make sure his scratchy throat's okay. You handled it well. Yeah, I mean, I do converse with him yeah oh i know out like i picked up the phone call did you know it was him or it was just i have his phone okay he was uh i think i exactly i said i was like he was he like was kind of stuttering and i was like what are you calling me yeah then he's it was clear as a prank i was like i thought you were

calling me because you had like some gambling tip like this isn't yeah a prank. I was like, I thought you were calling me because you had some gambling tip. Like, this isn't. No, he was like, do you think I burnt that bridge forever? And I was just like, yeah. I do like that you'll answer anybody's phone call because you think it might be a gambling tip. Immediately when I saw his name pop up, I was like, someone just got injured for Virginia and he's got a scoop. That's how my brain exactly thought. All right. Hopefully he gets fired.

Get our five. Yeah, we got to get him out of here what if it's for soul lake he said he actually said downstairs he's like if i get fired on firing day i'll just work for i was like you don't know anyone Oh Oh, fire day rules. Holy shit. Dang. All right.

I think that everybody, when they come in, should have to make their case to the wheel. Not to us, but just talk to the wheel and kind of... Somehow it's Hobbs again. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, thank God. Jack Mack. McCartney. Pretty big one.

He could work for Penn. He probably has... He could fall back on one. He could work for Penn. He probably has, you know, he could fall back on Penn. He could fall back on Penn. His parents are rich. Is that true? Oh, yeah. That's dope. So far, it's been Hubs and Jack McCarthy.

Oh, God. Andrew. Look at the booth. Why are they so excited? Andrew Why are they so excited They see a power vacuum Two more Show me gas Oh my god Oh fuck

Can we re-spin that Can we re-spin that Is it slowing? Oh, my God. Oh, Ebony. Oh, fuck. We're so close to gas. Can we re-spin that? Can we re-spin that? Just move it one spot up. Yeah, let's just do gas. I don't know. It's on gas. It's on gas.

It's on gas. We have to honor it. We have to honor it. Fine, fine, fine. So who do we have now? No, it's re-spin. Ebony's not here. Ebony's not here.

So re-spin. So it's Hubs. That guy, Andrew. That guy, Andrew. Jack Mack. Jack Mack. McCarthy. Wait, Jack, why are Jack and. So, we spit. So, it's Hubs. That guy, Andrew. That guy, Andrew. Jack Mack. Jack Mack. McCarthy. Wait.

Jack, why are Jack and McCarthy? McCarthy. McCarthy. McCarthy. Oh, no. Caroline. Okay. See ya.

All right. One more, right? She's going to be like, not this again. We hired her, so we could be the ones to fire her. Yeah, one more. No, we have two more. No, we have four right there. Are we going two more. No, we have four right there. Are we going six or five?

Because we have four right now. Let's go six. Yeah, six. I want to see more names. Can we do ten? Oh, my God. We just whittle it down to one remaining employee. Oh, Mincy would have been great.

Who is that? Mincy! Yeah! He deserves it. Bad guy. All right, so this will be the last one. Okay. Who's that?

Garrett. Garrett makes our thumbnail. Oh, Garrett. Garrett. Garrett's really good at his job. His thumbnails are so good. Very, very good. He's the one we can't afford to lose. Is that a camera?

Yes. I'm addicted to this. I think we get 10, and then we go a 10 wheel to get to five, and then we bring five in. All right. Okay, I like that. I like that. I like that. I just like seeing names.

Giant wheels are awesome. Yeah, I love this. Great job, TJ. Yeah. So we'll go 10 and then five. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, D-Lo.

D-Lo. Yes. I've been wanting to fire his ass. Weekend number 12. Not so great. All right. So that was seven. Oh, is that Clem?

Clem. All right. Is Clem here? He might not be here, but we can call him. He's probably going to be here today. Yeah, he probably will be. Clem? Clem, okay. Is Clem here? He might not be here, but we can call him. He's probably going to be here today. Yeah, he probably will be. Three.

We have two more. Oh, yes. Last. Yes. Oh, business Pete. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, business Pete would have been incredible.

That was our last. Last spin to get to the secondary wheel. Leo. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, man. Oh, no. Wheel nose. The wheel nose. Oh, man.

Oh, yeah. All right, so we put all these 10 on. We want to get all 10 of them in here? No, let's do it. I like your idea of getting it down to five. I think what we got to do. All right, so here's what we should do. We should get all 10 lined up.

Lined up. Watch them watch to five, and then the five come in. Yes. Alright, what's the list? We go round them up? Yeah, because it would be great to see them. And just remind them, Brandon, that I am actually truthfully going to try to get them fired. Who was on this end?

Who? Garrett. Blattman. Blattman. Garrett, Blatman. Blatman. Oh, man. You shaving your full beard with that, Seth? He's trimming it down.

That was a rush. That was so awesome. Should we have done an eliminator wheel to see whose job is safe? Entire thing eliminator. Yo, brother. Tech guy Andrew. Good to see you, brother. Yeah, you job is safe? Yo, brother. Tech guy Andrew. Good to see you, brother. You're going to get fired, baby. No, no.

Oh, no. It was for... No, no. All right, so you're going to stand right out here on the window. Sorry, you're going to get fired. Might not have to. Yeah, honestly, it might be a weight off your shoulders. He smoked so many cigarettes his teeth fell out. Might not have to. Yeah, and honestly, it might be a weight off your shoulders. He smoked so many cigarettes,

his teeth fell out. Shut up. Yeah. Nobody loves cigarettes more than TGA. I think Snow Like John does. Oh, he smokes a lot of cigarettes. That's two days in a row we brought him up. Yeah, I think Devin does.

Can we see this 10 wheel? I want to see it. Yeah, that shit is... Man. That makes me want... Talking about him makes me want to see it. Yeah, that shit is... Man. That makes me... What he's talking about, it makes me want red beans and rice and a big-ass pork chop.

It's a Monday thing. It's the funniest one to get. Blatman. Blatman. Blatman would be very funny. D-Lo would be funny. Garrett. Garrett, it's so fucked up for Garrett

that he's in this situation. Wow, we got them all. All right, you guys stand out there. McCarthy's not here. Mancini isn't here. McCarthy and Mancini aren't here? That's a bad look. Damn.

Should we reschedule? Company meeting day? I mean, I wouldn't mind. They shouldn't be safe because they're not here, though. That shit is antithetical. That should just be instant fire if you're not here. But here's my here, though. That shit is antithetical. That should just be instant fire if you're not here. But here's my question, though. It won't be as fun if they're not here

and they're the one that gets fired. Oh, the call would be funny. So they're safe? Yeah, that's true. The call would be good. The call would actually almost be ideal for us. Yeah. All right, so who do we have out here?

We have Garrett. We have Garrett, Blattman, TGA, Liam, and Hubs right now. Hubs. Who else? Is Jeff D. Lowe here? I don't think so. Where's he? Damn.

No one here on company meeting day. And firing day. And firing day And firing day So maybe these should just be the five Is that everybody? Yeah there's five out there right now It seems like we can't find Why do they look excited?

It's gotta be our toxic work environment Yeah it's gotta be I thoroughly enjoyed going to tell people You did? Yeah it felt so good You'd be a good consultant. All right, so we have most of them? We have five right now.

All right. We have half of them. Okay. Half we do not have. No Caroline. All right, so you know what? Let's just make that the five. That's what I was just saying, yeah.

Yeah, all right. So, TJ, that's the five. No, because of the call. Oh, you're right, you're right. I want to see them be helpless a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need Caroline. Blattman, he of the call. Oh, you're right, you're right. I want to see them be helpless a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need Carolyn. He's so casual.

He's so confident. He's plopped down. It took a lot of convincing to get him over here. He was in a meeting over there, and he was like, is this serious? Are you really? Do I really have to go? He was not a customer. I'm not trying to flex, but I've made enough money.

I don't have to work if I don't want to, so I can go into Erica's office and be like, it's me or him. Yeah. And I will do that. Yeah. You can't negotiate with a man who has nothing to lose. Well, the thing is, it's the same result. If you're fired, this place is going down.

We're all out of a job. They're out of a job either way. So these people are being a little cavalier about firing day. Like Darius Garland. Some people have had attitude about getting selected. Who had attitude? Blattman had attitude. Blattman just said, how long is this going to take?

I got work to do. Maybe you don't. No, you might not ever have work to do again, buddy. So should we have the people who are complaining come in first? No, they're going to watch and then we'll get to five. Let's add a little wrinkle to this, too. Whoever gets fired, we'll have a press release saying they got fired for sexual harassment. Oh, Jesus Christ.

So now they don't get a job anywhere. Let's turn it up a notch. Let's be descriptive. Let's get some accusers. I think we got Jack McCarthy is not here. Jeffy Lowe is not here. Justin Mancini was not findable. Mancini's probably drunk somewhere.

He's probably trained to rough and rowdy. All right, let's spin this. Let's spin this and get to five. Then we'll bring in the people that are here. Can we have them all against the glass looking sad and desperate? Including you, Liam. Yeah, Liam. Liam's really trying to work that camera.

I want a fire plan. There's his jobs on the Liam. Liam's really trying to work that camera. I want to fire Blatt. There's his jobs on the line. It's Eliminator. Eliminator. So what, it's the last five? Yeah. Your name comes up, you're safe. Blatt doesn't care.

I didn't see Caroline either. I don't know where she is. She's gone. She's gone anyway, okay. He's safe. He's good at this. You don't know what Caroline looks like. I do. What's some of her features? She's tall at this. You don't know what Caroline looks like. I do.

What's some of her features? She's tall and blonde. She sings. That's right. What are you thinking of Francis? That probably is good for us. Hubs, you're good, Hubs. Hubs, you're good.

I'm fired. I'm fired. He had attitude. Maybe. He said, I'm running the blog. I don't have time. Running the blog? Solely following the sword for any of these people.

Take me. No. I'm good. I didn't want him to get fired. He could have. He would have had to go. He would have. He would have had to go. He would have. All these people will.

Blattman has a family. Oh, Jack McCarthy. How's your route for him? We got one for him to get fired? Yeah. I like Jack. One more. Okay.

Oh, my God. Bubba. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Liam, you're safe. Okay. Caroline, you're good. Have we thought about what – are we going to have to hire Julio to replace Blattman's ass? Yeah.

Julio's hips, though. I told Julio to replace Blattman's ass? Yeah. Julio's hips, though. I told Julio to come to the company party tonight. I wanted to see that ass. Here's our five right here. Here's a key card. All right, so how should it work? Should they all come in and kind of make their case of why they should not get fired?

Let's get Blattman in first. We'll call Jeff D'Lo and Mancini. Oh, there's a chair. Are you texting them both right now so we can maybe have them on retainer? Retainer. Retainer. Flatman, take a seat, brother. Flatman, you're not really taking this seriously. No, I'm not.

Okay, well, I'll explain what I said before you got in here. Whoever ends up being picked on the firing wheel, I'm going into Erica's office and I'm saying, that person or me. That's fine. That's okay. And also, if she says, okay, we'll get rid of Blattman, we're also going to frame you for sexual harassment.

I'd prefer that. Didn't happen? Yeah, well, no, that's part of it. That's part of it. Wait, so here's, but since the wheel is so just like it uh automatically picks up on any little nuances and will do the correct thing you kind of have to make your case to the wheel of why you shouldn't get fired and the right thing will wind up happening you know what i'm gonna i'm i'm gonna choose to not make a case specifically. Oh, that's a bad choice, my friend. Specifically because it is just.

And if I'm the one to go, I'll find another job. Oh, good ball. Okay, that was good. The wheel knows. The wheel keeps score. All right. The wheel can manage to update my resume as well, so we'll be fine. It's going to be tough with sexual harassment and murder charges.

Murder, I'm okay with sexual harassment, please. Yeah, yeah. Murder is literally. Necrophilia, I think, is what it was. That's what it was, yeah. Oh, no. That's a tough one. Murder'm okay with sexual harassment. Please. Yeah. Murder is literally. Acrophilia, I think is what it was. That's what it was. Yeah. Oh, no. That's a tough one.

I killed the. I killed the venue sexually. Right. That's a tough one. Because they said they wouldn't fuck you. It's tough to bounce back from, and I would prefer that. I'm going to kill you and fuck you. All right.

Okay, Blatman. We'll spin again in a minute. Okay. We'll let you know. Great. And then whoever you want next. Yeah. And if you want to start thinking who could run the production department.

That'd be easy. So many people. I'll do solely. Jay will do it. Jay will do it. Jay for solely. Great. And then whoever you want next. Yeah, and if you want to start thinking who could run the production department. That would be easy. So many people. I'll do solely. That's fine. CJ will do it. Wait, have you said hi to CJ? CJ? Love that thang.

Garrett. Garrett. Garrett. Garrett. Hey, Garrett. What's up, brother? Come sit down next to me. Garrett, who makes our incredible thumbnails. I forced him to make him the dead center of our thumbnail on the first Tennessee Friday.

He made the calendar, too. And he made the calendar. Yeah. Yeah, that was a lot of fun to make. Oh, yeah, the calendar's coming out tomorrow, right? Friday? I believe so. Tomorrow.

I'm not sure. Okay. Garrett is deeply talented and very creative. Will be a devastating loss to the company. What's your case that you can make to the wheel of why you should stay around? I mean, you know, at the end of the day, like, I love watching this show and working on this show, so I know the wheel's just. So, like, whatever happens, happens, to be honest.

Nice, smart. Yeah. I feel like the wheel's going to take care of you, Garrett. I mean, I hope so. I've been counting on it, so we'll see. Yeah, out of everyone here, you would be the easiest to fire. Yeah. Yeah, that's probably true.

That's fair. You have a great smile. I know. Thank you. Thank you. It really lights up any room that you're in. Thumbnails are so good. I want it to be platinum, just so you know.

Yeah? Somebody just tweeted, bye-bye trivia man, and that made me laugh. I think I want Jeff to go. Get Jeff in here. Where is Jeff? Is he coming in? No. He's not here right now.

Oh, that's too bad. We're going to put all his fucking little toys in his box. Do you think that you could pick up some of the slack on the production side if Blatman

does wind up getting fired? I think it would be pretty easy, yeah. Oh, Garrett! Stop!

I know, I know. I mean, we'll see what happens, I guess. Real is just, brother.

You want to send in Tech Guy, Andrew? Yeah, that sounds good. Thank just, brother. You want to send in Tech Guy Andrew? Yeah, that sounds good. Thank you, guys. Look how nice of a dude he is. The room felt lighter as soon as he walked in. I'll say it, a delight. He also has a, his walk is very side to side.

I like it. It's like a charming walk. Jovial. Tech Guy Andrew. Another guy busting his ass today. We actually brought in like three of the eight people that are actually doing anything. I was going to say, do me a favor and just pick me. Everybody's kind of making their case to the wheel as why they shouldn't get fired.

Blattman decided that he would not make a case. And then Garrett also kind of said the wheel is just, and he trusts the wheel to do the right thing regardless. What's your case? I mean, I stand by the wheel. The wheel is just. But if I've wanted to quit so many times, the fact that I'm still here.

The fact that I'm still here. What was the biggest time you wanted to quit? What was the time when you were the closest to quitting? Maybe last year's company meeting. No, I'm just kidding. What technical difficulties? What's that? Was it like technical problems?

Yeah, no, it's just usually when there's like last second requests. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right before a live event and we have to like rig up a shit ton of stuff. Not rig. It's fine. It's fine. It's positive. Okay, I thought you were saying it was negative.

No, no, rig is in like, you know, setting up. That's right. Okay, I thought you were saying it was negative. No, no, rig is in, like, you know, setting up. That's right. Like, look at this fucking mic. I can't keep everything working. Sorry, guys. All right. What if I told you the booth clapped when it landed on your name? That sounds about right.

Uh-huh. I used to be one of them. Now I'm, like, getting to be, like, I'm becoming one of, like, Pete. Oh, worst. Yeah. You should quit then. Do me a favor. I used to be one of them. Now I'm like getting to be like, I'm becoming one of like Pete. Worst. Yeah. You should quit then. Do me a favor. Just pick me.

Worst iteration of human being. All business Pete. I will say though, if Dave ever needs anything, just text me. I'll do it. Rick washes. Engineer. You know, I'll go get a different job to pay me, but I'll still help Dave. I like that.

I like that. Okay. Thank you, TGA. Hopefully it's not you. I don't know. He seems pretty down. I hope it isn't. I know. I think he needs this.

The other two just... You're forgetting the sexual harassment. It's for the best. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No one wants that. Fair enough. Yeah. Oh, wait.

Oh. Oh, shit. Oh. Hey, guys. Sith Lord Jeff. So you guys are in the final five of the firing wheel today. If I get fired, do I have to edit the dozen? No.

Oh, you're done. A dozen nens. Man, nobody likes their job. No one cares. Are you okay? Man, CD, can you hear No one cares. Are you okay? Mancini, can you hear us or do you have technical issues? He's on the train. He's just a douchebag and thinks he's better than everybody.

All right, so Jeff, the only problem is you get fired and we also would frame you for sexual harassment so you wouldn't be able to be hired anywhere else. Oh, I don't like that. That's not good at all. Sorry, that's non-negotiable. I'm happy I hired anywhere else. Oh, I don't like that. That's not good at all. Sorry, that's non-negotiable. I'm happy I added that twist. Yeah, nice twist. Way too many people were down with getting fired.

I'm happy you added that twist after none of us were on the final. All right, so do you guys want to just stay on and we'll spin? Oh, do you want to make a plea to the wheel? I haven't decided if I'd rather get framed for sexual harassment or edit the dozen today, so I don't know. Dude, getting framed

for sexual harassment is the worst thing that could happen to a human being. Like, knowing that you didn't do it, I think it's really like a pretty good...

I'm so sick, by the way. Fuck me. Okay. So I'm making a good case. That's a good-looking robe, though. I like to imagine that it's really short. Mancini's just gone.

Like dick length? What? Like right here? Just hanging out the bottom type of shit. Mancini's just frozen. Yeah, he's done. Oh, he's there. Or he's just devastated.

Mancini, if you do get fired, we're still going to need food in the green room for Providence. Agreed. All right. All right, cool. Brandon, are you going to Providence? No, but I want you guys to have food. Thank you. Got it.

Got it. All right, should we spit it? Eliminator? That's everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Mancini, you can save yourself, and we'll take you off the wheel if you hijack the train.

Oh, yeah. If you pell them one, two, three. Yeah. Okay. All right, let's spin it. We'll get it down to two. Here we go. Music or no?

Oh, yeah. You got to get something dramatic for this shit Play some Kenny G I would love that To help me know how I feel about the oboe We all know Yeah Fuck yeah

The next person who this lands on will be safe And they'll have to work their hellacious barstool job for one more rest of their lives. Man, the hours are miserable. You're always sick. You get ridiculed constantly, but we do get $80 a month in Uber Eats. That's true.

Oh, there goes Jeff DeLo. All right, Jeff's safe. High five, Jeff. Pull up, Jeff. Pull up, Trivia Boy. Trivia. I want, Jeff safe. Bye-bye, Trivia. Pull up, Jeff. Pull up, Trivia boy. Trivia. I want to see him. I want to see his sad face.

Yeah, he's pissed. Oh, poor guy. Sick and having to edit Trivia. You're not fired. Big fan, see? Big ass fan. See, he's also can hear like one of every 20 minutes that we're saying. Amtrak Wi-Fi is the worst anytime you're trying to watch a movie or anything

worse than a plane on the ground it managed to find a route that has just no service entire trip I said I could save some money. It's insane. Avoid the service.

All right. No. There goes the Zoom boys. So these are three very important employees left on the board. We're safe. Not that Mancini's not important. See you on Friday, Mancini. Is that where he's going right now, probably?

Rowdy right now. Maybe Sally's in the green room? What's the pizza place say? Oh, Pepe's? Pepe's and Sally's. Maybe we do the taste test out there? Ooh, I wonder if they have Colony Grill. I think that's just...

Well, let's see who's safe. Let's. I wonder if they have colony grill. I think that's just... Ooh. Well, let's see who's safe. Let's see who has to work one more day. One day more. From Bill Jean. This is good. This is good. That's good.

Good for Garrett. Good for Garrett. Garrett, make yourself 100% of a thumbnail. Yeah. No negative space around you either. Your face has to fill the entire thumbnail screen. We can be small within it, but your face has to be the overarching background.

We can be your freckles. Yeah. Should we throw mints on the wheel? Yeah, let's just throw them in for fun. Here he goes. All right. Just tell him right now that he came up on the wheel. Best of how many?

Seven. But this is when it flips to you want it to be your name. Yes. If your name hits four times, you're safe. Yeah. This is when we change the rules for no reason. In comes that guy, Andrew. Maybe to be unburdened.

What if he just, like, gets raptured after this? What was the movie where... Mission is complete. Thank you. You freed me from this fleshy prison. Hey. S-7?

S-7. Whoever lands on four times is safe. Lushy prison. Hey. That's a seven. That's a seven. Whoever lands on four times is safe. Blatman gets fired and his hair just grows back thick. His ass shrinks down. Blatman has won. That is the noise of an ass shrinking. GA has won. GA has won. It. has one. G.A. has one.

It's a five. I think T.J. will actually take the firing. Yeah. How are we going about this? You're going to call? We have to. Big Cat has to go through the channels now. If it's T.J.

Actually. He's not in our office. Is Pete Latvin's boss too? No. All right. If it's T.J., we'll have Pete come in. Pete is, I saw him walk into the train today with his bags.

I think you'd have to call him. Fuck. Damn it. Okay. TGA! Two for TGA. Oh, Hank is Blackman TGA. Two. Oh, Hank is Blattman's boss.

Yeah. Of Hank, too. So we'll have to bring in Hank or have Hank go to Blattman? Hank actually spins this wheel every morning in his house. Oh, he runs things. Oh, here he is. What's the score now? 2-2.

2-2. Best of three, though. Best of seven. I like how Blattman thought this all was ridiculous, and now he's like, wait, what? If it lands on Blattman twice more, he's safe. If it lands on Tech Guy Andrew twice more, he's safe. Looks like Blattman needs one more.

And Tech Guy Andrew is one fateful spin away from losing his job. He wants it so bad. What if it's like that Show Me the Money movie where they just leave together? Wow. They decide. Walk out. Harry Maguire. Harry Maguire.

He landed a B. They did them, too. A spelling bee? Uh-huh. They agreed to time. What is this? It's 3 this it's the way it comes down to this the final three Whoever it lands on his safe. Whoever it doesn't land on a pervert a fired pervert As I have to I gotta get the taste I'm ready that's serious one of those two men touched my penis in the stall I won't say until This in the stall. Why my penis in the stall. I won't say until after this.

In the stall? Why were they in the stall? They knew that's where my penis was. Blatman credit card swiped my asshole. Yeah, but tech guy Andrew gave me a blooming onion one time. Whose is permissible? Whose sexual assault will be forgiven? And whose will follow them forever?

TGA propositioned me for sex. TGA, come in here. I'm going to take a piss. Come in here. I'm going to try to find Eric. Oh, I don't want to. I'm in your safe. Vatvin, congratulations. Any last words? Hang on, hang on.

There you go. Now you're good. I'm going to miss Andrew. And he's very, very hard to replace. Some would say irreplaceable. Stefan's doing a crisp-off champagne shower in the control room. Stanko's ass-naked cooking eggs in celebration. Think we can bring Colby back? Might have to.

I actually got a text from one of our former compadres, former Barstool employee, and he said, it's a blessing in disguise. Oh my god. Who said that? Who said that? Wait a minute. Our side? Is her name an alliteration?

He was usually in the booth for a lot of stuff during the radio days. That should give you a big hint. Was he a gonzo? Who said that? A serious guy. Barstool guy.

Barstool guy. Barstool guy. Radio Brendan? Oh. Oh no. Why do you and Radio Bren both look like me? Oh. That always bothered me.

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's a blessing. Shout out Radio Bren. There's always another kind of green out there, brother. Damn. Doing great. Damn. Did you guys hear about TGA?

Hired But for good reason With cause At least I didn't touch your penis You did I thought that was only if I wasn't getting fired No no no That's why you're getting fired

You're getting fired You heard the rumbling That's fucked That is deeply fucked I actually do gotta get the rest of the company meeting set up Don't actually Or am I You don't have that responsibility Wait a minute No no no He's fired Deeply fucked. I actually do got to get the rest of the company meeting set up. Don't, actually. Or am I?

You don't have that responsibility. Wait a minute. No, no, no. He's fired. He's just Guy Andrew. Guy Andrew. Barstool actually owns the A-N, so now you're just Drew. Yeah. You bought the IP.

Guy Drew. N was just the article at the start of your name. And Drew. You also put pervert in the start of your name. And Drew. You also put pervert in parentheses next to that. Fired. Fired pervert. For perversions. Fired for deep-seated perversions.

That is sick. It's like water sports. There we go. This is what you guys do all day? You just sit here? All day. An hour, hour and a half Sit here Sit here and talk shit

He was also the guy Wiping his boogers on the stall Is that true? I can't find E Fuck Who's E's third in command? Probably Big Cat Alright so I got some

Good news and bad news Let's hear the Bad news first Or good news What bad news. Let's hear the bad news first. Or good news. What do you want, Ron? Bad news. Hey, what's up, Jerry? Yo, Jerry.

Hey, Jerry. The bad news is I couldn't find Erica. Good news is... I found $500 for you. Oh, what? Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! What a twist. What a twist. You dumb bastard. Like an idiot. Hey! Oh, man. What an idiot.

That was a great way to end that. Yeah, well, in all honesty, I went to take a piss, and I was going to try to find Erica, and then I panicked, and I was like, how are we going to end this show? And I was like, I think I just have to give him some money. No, that's real money. That's real money.

So I feel like that's the perfect way to end the show, right? That was a great ending. It was like when you write the whole show,'s like i don't know how to end it that was that was awesome it's like i'll just pay it off that was great poor fucking blattman yeah broke bastard had to watch 500 bucks that's how just the wheel is if you were if you were truly in it like tga, where he's like, I don't know, if I get fired, I get fired. $500 richer.

Yep. Boom. Damn, that was exhilarating. That worked, right? Good thinking. Let's save that name wheel. We could use that again. Yeah. For what?

Anything. Hijinks, I suppose. Yeah. Can we save wheels? I didn't even know we could do that. Oh, look at T-Mobile's wheels. We have many wheels saved. I have all these wheels.

Oh, my God. Just pull the random wheel. Let me save this one first. I don't even know what some of them are. I'm looking at the chat right now. Someone said if it was Blatman, he would have done that. Correct. I would not have given Blatman $500.

When it got to that last five, in my head, I was like, maybe I can pay someone to hand this. I was like, it's only going to be Garrett or TGA. Yeah, Garrett definitely would have been on there. Oh, what's this? Oh, the calendar wheel.

Or wheel hoarder. Yep. Definitely wouldn't be worth the money. Garrett would have definitely been on there. Oh, what's this? Oh, the calendar wheel. Mermaid. Or wheel hoarder. Yep. Love it. All right. That was a fun episode. Yeah. It was fun.

Tomorrow, Oz. Oz? Oz. Oz the Mentalist, yeah. Steak week next week? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Eggnog on Fridays.

Calendars? Calendars tomorrow. Yeah, we're going to have steak on Friday and then follow, yeah. Eggnog on Fridays. Calendars? Calendars tomorrow. We're going to have steak on Friday and then follow it up with eggnog. Yeah, well, we're going to... Simultaneously. Everybody is going to puke. Oh, yeah.

What we're going to do for steak, Friday's steak theme is going to be fancy dinner. So everyone's going to dress up for Friday's show, so then we'll also be dressed up for the Christmas special. I don't own a dress shirt. I don't have dress shirts. They're $10. My thinking is...

There's a Nordstrom rack right up the street. Goodwill? Like, go get fancy, like, Goodwill. Go, like, if you have a thrift shop. Oh, where's Goodwill? There's a ton of them. There's one on 23rd. So then we should do that.

Okay, Goodwill suits. Everything we wear is from Goodwill. Everyone's got to be from Goodwill. That Goodwill is expensive as fuck, too. It's not like a normal Goodwill. It's not a normal Goodwill. It's got to be from Goodwill. That Goodwill is expensive as fuck, too. It's not like a normal Goodwill. It's not a normal Goodwill. It's like a baller. It's like a high-end overalls as Goodwill.

I like the idea, though, of dressing ourselves from Goodwill. Do we dress ourselves or do we dress each other? Oh. Oh, so we are where we each pick someone else to dress? I like that. I like that a lot. I like that. We get each other's sizes and then from there.

Oh, I like that. Oh. All right. Well, oh, I like that. All right. Well, thanks. Excited. All right. See you everyone tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. It's the act.

It's the act. It's the act.