The Yak - Barstool Fan Gets the Chance of a Lifetime | The Yak 1-10-23

Episode Date: January 10, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, hold that up. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Hello. Hello, everyone. Hello. I almost just typed into YouTube or to Instagram, Yak is lice. Remember when Clay Travis went on Twitter and was like, they kicked me off a plane because my kids have lice?

Yeah. That was an all-time self-loathing. And everyone was like, wait, dude, but your kids have lice. This is bullshit. What are you doing? You suck off a smurf or something? My mouth is blue as hell. What is going on, KB?

I know, I couldn't get it off. What is it? It's methylene blue. Jesus. What? What does that mean? You could have just said like Gatorade or something. Or Airhead.

I don't know. It's like for your brain or something. What? Stains the fuck out of your mouth. Do you drink bleach? Methylene blue. Yeah, I get it. I get it.

KB's on his Tide pod shit I'm about to Flip my eyeballs out Make blood with my hands Am I so far away? I don't know The seats are weird today

They are Why are the seats Always weird though Because we never Move the seats So something in Pick Central is happening No it's

They move it for Brandon's show They move it for The Brandon Walker show Pick Central producers is supposed to fix those in the morning. What's up, everyone? National Championship

last night? Yeah, terrific game. Poor Nick. We played that video. Sex. Lost $3,000 on the coin flip. That sucked.

You made it all back on the game, didn't you? Yeah, but that did suck. I love coin flips. I lost... I took one, like, safety bet. Did you say TCU? I did suck. I love coin flips. I took one safety bet. Did you say TCU? I did, but then I took one where I took Georgia, and then I took

TCU over 24 points. I was like, there's no way that doesn't happen. I would have taken that bet, too. That wasn't a terrible bet before the game. 24 points. No, they scored seven. I know. They gave up 65.

Yeah. It was a lot. My heart goes out for those boys. 12-0, what an amazing season. Yeah. For Georgia. True. Remembered for that.

For the Frogs. No, they lost the game. They lost the game. They started 12-0. 12-0 is tarnished. They're going to be 61-7. They're going to get clowned for that for the rest of their lives. 65-7, yeah.

65-7 is absurd. It is. They should have just ended the game at the half. There should be some rule where there's a rule. It got worse when the backups got in. Oh, it was way worse. Yeah, Georgia's freshmen are sick. Yeah, dude.

Kirby Smart said at the end of his press conference, Kirby Smart was like, shout out to scout team for learning TCU's defense and giving us such great looks. Georgia was probably practicing against a better defense than they played against. A much better defense. Much better. How about that Mississippi State fan that kind of needs a job

at Barstool Sports as our new Mississippi State guy? Don't put that energy in the world. I got a job thing. We've already done this thing. We did this on Pick Central. I got a weird job thing I want to throw out there, but go ahead. Tell me. I have nothing to say about this.

It's this other Mississippi State fan who has fire and brimstone. He talks like a preacher, and his points are so cogent. I've never seen anything like it. He's like Brandon Walker. Congratulations. You need to pat yourself on the back because you have screwed every college football fan in this country tonight. That's what you have

done. You have done that. Look at this right here. 45-7. Look at this. How was your batting? Luckily he dropped the ball. What is this? What is this? What is this? What have you given us?

This is a national championship game. Who tweeted this on TikTok? That's what this is. It is 45-7. Compton tweeted it. You thought TCU belonged in this game? What was the qualifications? College football playoff committee? What was the qualifications? College football playoff committee. What was their qualifications?

Getting beat by Kansas State. They won a playoff game. That qualifies you for this game. Oh, they've lost? The game. They lost to Kansas State? Oh, man. Oh, I thought they were undefeated going in.

Not even. Oh, man. All right. And this is the garbage that you gave us. Takes a while. You are pathetic. I'm in on this guy. We need to hire him.

I just tweeted to Dave, we need to hire him. And everyone else. We have to. The wheels are in motion. He's perfect. They just breed him different down there. I always like the thought of the wife in the next room making pierogi. It's like, okay, dear.

All right. There he goes again. He's definitely a great cook. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fantastic. But actually, in the south in Mississippi State, the wife is probably just as good. Oh, yeah.

She probably got him fired up. Yeah. She's like, can you believe he didn't put Pammy in the playoff? Yeah. My goodness. Aren't you going to do something about it, Earl? Be a man. My goodness. Aren't you going to do something about it, Earl? Be a man. Own hands.

Roll it for once. What do you suppose I do? What could I possibly do? Get on your TikTok and yell at them. That ain't going to do shit. You can't provide for this family. You can't yell at the TikTok. Are you happy now?

Joe down the street He's got Instagram followers Underrated part is that he threw on his Mississippi State gear To watch two other teams play He was already wearing his own team's gear For the game Not knowing he was going to make the Oh, perfect

So I have a job thing I want to throw out there. Yeah. So I respect anyone who's, like, grinding, who wants to try to make it, who wants to make content, figure out a way to get in this world. So this kid hit me up, I don't know, it was probably six months ago. I was like, you know, give me tips.

I was like, dude, just, you know, if you have something you want to do, if you have an idea, go do it. Do it consistently and work hard at it. If you're talented, it will come through. He's a college basketball guy. He's been traveling around to small college basketball

games, giving out gambling picks. I started following because I thought he was a good gambler. He's an okay gambler. That's how all these stories start with me. I'm like, I found the guy who's was a good gambler. He's an okay gambler. That's how all these stories start with me, where I'm like, oh, I found the guy who's going to make me rich. He's been DMing me constantly. I see most of it. Some of it I don't see just time-wise.

He's sort of stalking me. He's been outside the office now for about 24 hours, and I thought we should probably just invite him up for a quick elevator pitch, see if you guys like him. Bring him in. I love bringing people in. I love it. Now, he is, like, passionate.

I think he quit his job, and he's traveling to all these small games and giving out picks and, like, making content. But I kind of want to see you guys and what your thought is. Bring him in. All right. You know, best case scenario. If he's a weirdo, it's on you. You've brought this all to fruition, so bring him in.

It's not on any of us. Yeah, last night, I don't think he realized we were in New Jersey because I looked at my phone when I got home, and it was like he had a video right outside. He was right outside. Last night. He's like, if you're still here, I'm waiting. And he's currently there?

He's currently downstairs right now. I did see a dude when I was coming. Outside? Little bit of a knock on him. I showed up. I came to work at 9 this morning and he wasn't here. Oh, shit. Lazy bones.

Little bit of a knock. Because I was fully, I was like prepping myself like, I'm going to have a kind of a weird interaction outside. And I think he's actually a normal guy. He doesn't seem as like, he doesn't seem like a kid who's like, I'm worried about. It's just more, he's grinding. He's trying to make it happen. Those are the dangerous ones.

I'll go grab him. Can we get Linda on to just give her two minutes? What's his name? Coleman. Coleman. Okay. Is Linda on? Yes. He two minutes? What's his name? Coleman. Coleman. Is Linda on? Yes. He's outside right now, right?

Yeah. Come up. Linda. Hello, boys. How are we? Go Dawgs. Go Dawgs. The only caller we have left on the yak, it's you, Linda.

We don't have anyone else calling except you. Oh, that's too funny. Okay, I know you guys thought it was a sucking game, but I enjoyed every minute of it. I'm in Vegas. I literally just woke up 10 minutes ago. Oh, hell yeah. Were you partying?

It was a long, fun night. Oh, God, yeah. We were getting our ass kicked gambling. I mean, ass kicked. And so the game came on last night. I am breaking even. We're're even now and i got a full day we don't leave till tomorrow so it's like all right we're gonna we're on we're going positive today that that i mean that sounds like the perfect trip linda now congratulations on georgia

you're a diehard georgia fan do you think georgia is now officially bad for college football oh are you gonna say we're the next Alabama? Well, you are. Yeah, you are. You absolutely are. Oh, come on. It's been so long. Just give me one more.

Why would you reject that? Wouldn't you want to be the next Alabama? I get it, but you guys, don't bash on me. Come on. Look, you guys were even just talking about it. We had our freshmen in defense. Look how good they were. You've got to appreciate a dynasty.

That actually goes to our point. You're the new Alabama. What's Georgia's schedule like next year? To be honest with you, I don't know. Off the top of my head, I just woke up 10 minutes ago. It's not strong. It's easy as hell, right? They're going undefeated again 100%.

Hey, Big Cat, I have a problem, though. Okay. So I go on Ev's site to go see what his picks were for the game last night. I go on Brandon. Not kidding. Brandon, you blocked me on Twitter, and I don't ever tweet. What? Brandon.

Oh, no. God damn it, tweet. What? Oh, no. God damn it, Brandon. What? Oh, that's crazy. Okay. It is crazy because all I did... Okay. Remember I got... What? ...ticked off Twitter for years and years because I made that Sherman from the Seahawks comment. But you got the word to know?

I didn't know that. No, Linda. We don't know that. You got kicked off for Sherman? Maybe I was right. This is one of those things, Linda, I love you, but every time we peel back the onion, I get a little scared. What did you say about Sherman? He put something out there, and I said, you're a piece of shit. So I got kicked off Twitter.

Okay. Okay. What did he put out there? Because you remember. This was five years ago. No, I really don't. It was just the arrogance whatever. I'm like, you piece of shit. So anyway, I got kicked off.

So anyway, but I could still see things but I just couldn't reply or do anything. So just recently, I've been let back on. I've made literally like three tweets. And one was to Brandon because it was, I think it was against Georgia when he said, I don't remember, again, what the comment was, but I said, no, it's a team sport.

That's all I said, and he blocked. I go on yesterday and he says you're blocked. Well, Richard Sherman's a friend of mine. I'm sorry. It's all right. He was a piece of shit five years ago. Fair. Fair.

Fair? Yeah, that's very fair. So, Brandon, are you going to unblock Linda? Sure. Yeah. You're unblocked. Come on, Brandon. All right. I'll take care of it. I got it. Just so you know, Linda, since Brandon's moved up to New Jersey, he's become crazy woke. Oh, no. Really? Yeah. He drives. He drives. You need to move, honey. Yeah, it's crazy, crazy. I found an Antifa uniform at his desk.

He's a big AOC. He actually was on AOC's campaign, I think. I think he was her speechwriter. Maybe I just need to block him. All right, well, Linda, don't lose all your money. Let's get some winners here. I woke up. I'm dead even

so i'm gonna go back down in just a little bit and have a pig shower but go down and win for the day that was a great win for me last night it was a blast love it well if you keep listening to the yak i think we we got a guy who's gonna give out a pick in a minute and it better win so uh he's gonna do it in a second awesome all right All right. Awesome. Congrats, Linda. Thank you, guys. All right. Thanks. See you.

I want to smoke a cigarette with Linda. Yeah. Yeah, I would have a beer with Linda. Linda's awesome. No, she plays us lots. All right. So here's Coleman. Coleman, let's have you. Oh, you want to sit?

Yeah, you can sit. Have a seat. All right. Don't make him walk into the fart mic. Coleman is my borderline stalker. I said nice stalker. Borderline about it. Yeah, yeah, not borderline.

You've been camped out for how long today? 24 hours? No, I actually went back to my hotel, but about an hour and a half. You realize that I got to work at 9 a.m.? I had that call with Shot Quality. Okay. That's what he was telling me about. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, okay. All right. Got it. Got it. That makes sense. All right. So I'm leaving it up to these guys for you to give the pitch. I can't even remember how this all started.

Yeah. So I actually came up here with my wife on a vacation, took a couple vacation days, decided I was just going to wait outside headquarters, wait for one of you all to walk down. On your vacation? On my vacation. Okay. Big Cat did. And I was like, hey, Big Cat, after I tracked him down like three blocks, you need a personal

college basketball handicapper. He was like, I guess Big Cat, after I tracked him down like three blocks, you need a personal college basketball handicapper. He was like, I guess we could all use some help. Followed me. And so then I've just been trying to think of creative ways to get my foot in the air. What did I tell you? What made you decide? You quit your job, right? I haven't.

I actually had a convo with my boss, and he let me take a couple vacation weeks. But the 16th is going to be my deadline to tell him if I'm quitting or not. Sorry, boss, I'm quitting. Oh, no. So the vacation was separate from right now? Correct, yeah. Well, the vacation was six months ago. This is another vacation.

Okay, so what are you doing right now? I followed a little bit, but explain it to all these guys. Right, so the idea was basically like St. Peter's made the run to the Elite Eight last year. Syracuse averaged 17,000 people in attendance didn't even make the NCAA tournament. St. Peter's averaged 526 people at their home games. So I looked up the average attendance of basically every D1 college. And in the Northeast, half of them have less than a thousand people at the games. So I knew I could get great content right behind the bench, right behind the gym, something like the goal, something like that. And hopefully hype these guys up, get a cover.

Nine and seven life covers. Pretty good percentage. OK, I like that. You've been making videos. Right. So what's the next step? Oh, just continuing to grind, trying to find as many Cinderella's as possible. So the idea is to get on these teams in January and February before they're hot going into March.

And then hopefully one of them makes a run to the Sweet 16, Elite Eight, something like that. And it's like, hey, look, we were on them before. I mean, right now, Colgate's kind of been the team I've been pursuing the most. They shoot it ridiculously well from three, and they love the support. No one comes out to Patriot League games, So they've been eating it up. Okay. I think that, uh, uh, like, uh, uh, another layer to maybe add to that. That could be cool. I'm all for ideas doing like, uh, weird traditions at colleges too.

So it's like it'll satisfy the people with the gambling itch, but like, uh, like the, the silent night type of shit or like, uh, what's the program in arizona where they yeah rico bosco's dream but i've talked you're going out and doing it but are you doing it what are you shooting what are your video yeah just my phone yeah that's what i that's what i said to rico i was like dude just shoot it on your phone said that to him many times and that's the kind of stuff that like i don't follow gambling or whatever but i would be so interested in that part of it too like what's your best video? Let's watch one live.

Probably Colgate. Can you find them? Can I pull it up? What's that? Yeah. SharpShot Select on Twitter and TikTok. SharpShot Select. Select.

Select. SharpShot Select. What's the pick tonight? Dayton, minus six and a half. I saw Dukes will be there. Okay. He'll be behind the bench if he wants to get rowdy with me. I don't know.

Who are they playing? Fordham. Tommy Smokes. he wants to show up too maybe cheer the other side for fordham correct so what are your videos consist of just basically footage of the game you know highlights of the clips players going nuts me going nuts trying to get a cover or a win okay and like commentary right right right right and i mean i i fell in love with barcelona about three years ago i love you all's genuineness um your transparency your honesty i think dave big cat stems all the way down and so that just really inspired me i try to pride myself on being authentic and i think it comes across in the videos for those that get to watch.

What do you think about our college basketball coverage? I think it could be improved, but I'm not here, like some, to push anybody out. All right, that was smart of you. That's actually my biggest pet peeve is when someone's like, hire me, this guy sucks. Absolutely not. Very smart of you that's actually my biggest pet peeve is when someone's like hire me this guy sucks absolutely not very smart of you colman you passed that thank you okay let's see let's see the the video i the other thing is i'm just nervous that i for anything that i might have said made you quit your job and then like you get like divorced and

like your life you're like what'd your wife do on vacation? Oh, no, I was on vacation. She wasn't. She came up here for work. I just want to make sure that I'm not, I don't want to be, I don't want you to be like, this is your villain origin story. Like Big Cat told me to go pursue my dream and then my life fell apart and now I hate him. Yeah, I saw Feidelberg stuff that he's avoiding villain origin stories.

Yeah. Don't worry, I won't blame you. Okay, all right. Thank you. All right. That's, can we clip that and just send that to me just to have that proof? We need to go to court. Okay, let's watch it.

Jeff Woodward. The best point forward in all the small and mid-major college basketball. Yeah. I mean, this is kind of cool because you're the only one there. Right, right. Good. Point forward. I mean, 2 o'clock game at Lehigh. What else is new?

Another team coming out with more energy when I'm in attendance. Show goes on. Lehigh's coach is a little upset. Feels like there's an unfair whistle here at Stabler Arena. Just got a tech. We got a chance to extend the lead to 15. Was it officiating bad? No.

I like our chances. Again, we chance to extend the lead to 15. Was the officiating bad? No. I like our chances. Again, we do not count chickens before they hatch. I mean, what's a guy got to do to be able to come down and get some shots up? Can just anyone go grab a bowl? I'm about to go out there. Oh, he should have gone. He should have gone. No, I know. That was my top comment.

I didn't. Braden is having a day. He's special. He's special. Serious. Yes! Freshman, he's losing. Where's the foul?

We withstood their run out of the first TV timeout, kept it even. Oh, yeah, oh. Oh, yeah, oh! Good hit! Yes, Oliver. Yes, Oliver! Yes, Oliver. And we've been at a stalemate the majority of the second half. Good pass, Ryan.

Good finish, Sam. You're basically a parent. Great job, Braden. First names only. God, he's tough. No nicknames. I think it would also be cute to get buddy buddy with the parents yeah some of the moms and dads who are always there like some great conversations with them they love Tucker Richardson and I like this content idea a lot, to be honest. How many games have you gone to? 16 in 13 days.

Wow. Dude, you're grinding. Absolutely. All right, well, I think you should keep grinding. We talked earlier today. You've already gotten another job offer, which is awesome. Thank you. From a similar gambling company or what?

Different. Different than Barstool, yeah. But I think what they're on is some pretty groundbreaking stuff. It's called Shot Quality. Yeah. I know those guys too. So, I mean, like I said, I think you should take that job. But I don't close any doors here. You've got to keep grinding.

Yeah, I think just doing a ton of videos. But, like, that's going to be a grueling lifestyle. Oh, it's been. Yeah. Yeah. Are you worried that, like, you are a married dude. Was that a five millimeter in width ring? Five, uh, seven.

Seven? Jesus Christ, bro. Minus three. Because it would be cool if you weren't married. Maybe I don't know millimeters. It would be cool if we could figure out, like, what's the pussy scene in a Patriot League game. I would like to, yeah. Sorry, that's unfortunately not me.

If it were me, my wife would be very upset. You should just test that out. Just be like, honey, it was for content. It would be dope if you guys had a fucking RV or something like that, and you guys were just living on the road lifestyle. But it sounds like she has a job that takes her to cities and stuff like that. No, she does. She can work remote.

So, yeah, she just came out for three days. That great to see her gotta get those breaks in yeah okay well everyone go follow him right keep grinding man but i could save i'm gonna make it where you can't not notice me he doesn't watch this show no but i'm i just want to say that to the bar i like that i like that you think you could get a camera person for maybe one of the games uh you could do maybe interviews or antics beyond school. I mean, yeah, I guess I could ask the following, be like, hey, can anyone help me with, you know. There's students there. You can see what you can do with maybe one game with a camera guy.

Right. But I also see it being like you have a guest out who is rooting for a team. And you're like, me and Marty are going to root for this fucking bet that we have together or some shit like that. So it's like you have guests for your content but all you have to do is go to a game and like just be filming it the way that you film it. Tonight, Dukes you want to get hype with me behind Dayton's bench. Let's will them to a six

and a half cut. Perfect opportunity. Dukes will film you. I've been reaching out. Left them a voicemail. Should we make, last thing, should we make a wheel real quick? Oh shit. Maybe ten slices Should we do... Left them a voicemail. Should we make... Last thing, should we make... A wheel? Real quick? Oh, shit. Maybe ten slices.

Eight slices or just keep grinding. One slice is... I love being a partner. You're hired. One slice is quit. Give up the dream. Give up the dream. I'm fine for that.

If two of them get a job, one is quit. No, I think one was get a job, one is quit. No, no. One was get a job. One was quit. One is give up the dream. Eight is keep going with your current path. Yeah, eight is keep going. One is you're hired, which I can't guarantee, but I will elevate it to be like, hey, we

should really try to hire this guy. If you want the you're hired spot, you also have to accept the- Give up the dream. Right. Jeez. You're a gambler, right? Do I have to quit? Yeah, you have to stop doing it. That's the wheel. Yes, you have to go back... Give up the dream. You're a gambler, right? Do I have to quit? That's the wheel.

You have to go back to your life. I'm a gambler. You're absolutely right. That convinced me. You can move on to another dream, I guess. Okay, I like this. Let's see what Coleman's destiny is. The odds are in your favor that you're not going to have to give up the dream.

You'll probably just have to keep trying. 10 or not giving up the dream. Dang. That's exciting. Are you? My slice, I am guaranteeing I will do everything in my power to elevate you potentially getting hired. Do you agree on your slice? Do everything you can to give up the dream.

Agree on my slice. Okay, all right, then we're fair. You weren't very confident with it. No, I wasn't. I want this to mean something. Sounds like forced consent. This is some Andrew Callahan dream rape. If it's hired, I will call Dave this afternoon.

If it's give up the dream, you have to pack up your pack. Give up slice is big. Oh, boy. Oh, a grind wheel. Oh, boy. Okay, are you ready? Look at that word right there, hired. Right. Are you ready for this spin? Actually, throw in a

wet. Throw in a wet. One wet. One wet. One wet. One wet. And you can probably tell him when you want the wheel to spin. Yeah, you can probably tell him when you want the wheel to spin. Yeah, you can tell. You say TJ spin. Now.

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Are you kidding? Sorry. 10%? It's destiny. It's destiny. What the fuck am I doing? A whirl. It could be, big cat.

I'm texting Dave right now. The wheel. The wheel, no. That's crazy. Oh, man. When you texted me that I'm coming up, I let out an audible orgasm on the sidewalk. This was bad. That's Josh Croc shit. Yeah.

That's the first hiring wheel we've ever done. Whoa. Okay. So I think what you've got to do is just, if it goes through, you've got to just be on the road for all of college basketball season. Just grind the shit out and find cool shit every single night, dude. Just find cool shit. People bet, dude. Just find cool shit. People bet with you. We're going to be honest.

We weren't prepared to hire you. We just wanted you to keep grinding, really. I was a little afraid of you. No, listen. I told you. We was just. I said, it doesn't mean you're hired, but I just texted Dave. I said, check out this guy. He's been grinding 16 games in 13 days. Did you let him know the wheel said so?

I did not tell him the wheel said so. Yeah, I will. I just sent it to Dave. It is always Dave's call, but I will advocate on your behalf. Minimum wage. What a win.

I almost had to give up the dream. Also, maybe still take that other job we talked about. Maybe, maybe. I'll let you give up the dream. Also, maybe still take that other job we talked about. Maybe, maybe. Yeah, I'll let you know what he says. Okay. All right. Coleman, thank you.

I appreciate that. What a delight. That's wild. Well done, Coleman. Well done. That definitely helped him. I put you on Dave's radar just now. I want to hire more people with the wheel, though.

Yeah. That was fun. Bye, Coleman. See you. Yeah. See you. Where's he from? I don't know. I don't know. I you. Where's he from? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know anything about him. I don't know anything about him. Even where's Aspen? I want to guess his height. Where's he going? Probably going to find Che. Indiana?

Fort Gibson, Oklahoma. Oh, okay. Yeah, small town. Shout out. Okay. Where's Fort Gibson? How's the sky out there? I haven't heard of it.

I haven't either. About 45 minutes southeast of Tulsa. Southeast of Tulsa, yeah. It's all 45. You didn't even get Oklahoma City there. Has your town ever been hit by a tornado? No. We kind of avoid them.

Crazy. It's a tough location. 45 minutes southeast of the other town in Oklahoma. It's a tough explanation. All right. Thanks, Coleman. Yeah. Thank you all.

That's what you need, though. That's what you need. You need someone who just wants it coming out of nowhere. These city slickers ain't doing it. That was crazy. That was awesome. Good work. Yeah.

I mean, that was awesome. We'll see what Dave says. But, yeah. You just never know what that wheel's going to do, man. You never know what the wheel's going to do. I can't believe it. You don't add the wet. I don't know if that is.

Yeah, that's true. I think it was over here trying to have a fart. I wanted to get wet so bad. That would have been awesome. Art would have knocked him out of it. Art would have ruined his whole trajectory. Huh. God dang.

Now, I was trying to get it so it was off my plate by having him come on and being like, hey, you came on. Now, it's way more on my plate. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I saw that sinking. Now, it's like everyone's going to be like, why haven't you hired that guy yet? Yeah. That sucks for me.

Yep. All the responsibility, whether it goes good or bad. And mostly people just frame it negatively for you. I sent it to Dave. I'll follow up with him. It could be electric, though. Yeah, maybe. It'd be really fun to follow.

Right? Maybe he blogs? He has a big opportunity tonight to do something. Yeah, there's probably a lot of people who are following him right now. He's important. He has a big opportunity tonight. Yeah. There's probably a lot of people following him right now. He's got to get Dukes. Okay. What happens when he goes cold? Oh, he already got a film crew.

I hope he still takes that job off. We do things fast here. It's just like Wallow said. Incredible. That's fucking awesome. But what happens when he goes cold for a little bit? He's been pretty good. Yeah, that's always the gambler's dilemma, right?

Yeah. But that's why I think if you bake in cool traditions and stuff like that, you can always win. Yeah. If you're just in the cool student section or you're like, Coleman, come to our school. I will say as a guy who puts out one pick every day, if you go cold, it is the worst. Like, there is no lower low.

Oh, man. No lower low? No, I'm sure there is a lower low. There's some lower lows. There's got to be. You just feel pretty bad in the moment. Yeah. It's pretty bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is no lower low That from you Staying home to eat your own pussy Is quite the fucking span of emotions Self contained You're completely self contained So what's going on What's going on?

How you guys doing? These new shirts. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Dream Team shirts. Absolutely dumb. All right, Dave said he'll check them out. There we go. Who looks the best and the worst on the shirt? I look the worst. That's as best as it gets. Coleman, when you watch back to the act, Dave texted me back saying he'll check

you out. That's, I mean... I got some Will Compton teeth in this picture, dude. I have chest hair. Oh, yeah, if you look close. So he's got the graphic on. Oh. Okay. All right.

I would kill to look like what I look like in that graphic. I hate that I do look like. You got some pipes on you. I look like Dane Cook. Yeah. The things I would do to look like that I look like in that graphic. I hate that I do look like... You got some pipes on you. I look like Dane Cook. Yeah. The things I would do to look like that in real life. They gave Kyle bad hair. Brandon, they did you good there.

Yeah, I have a big hair. They pixelated you. They gave you better hair than I have, and they gave me massive muscles. Yeah, Roland, that doesn't look like you at all. No, great set of teeth. I wish, bro. I might get a new set based on that alone.

I'm officially halfway through my adult braces today, gang. I have my appointment this morning. Oh, hell yeah. Yep, very exciting. Do you feel like it's going good? I feel like it's going good. I'm going to get my hair totally blonde next week. This is hot.

Are you back? I feel like I'm finally back. TJ, can you add something to my wheel real quick? Yep. You just said put on Kate's adult braces. I have all my old sets. I have enough old sets for all of you. I have enough old sets for all of you.

Just have that on my wheel. Can you add something to my wheel? Gut punch for Big Cat. Someone gets to say gut punch Big Cat. Oh, fuck. I try when I take them out to suck the drool off them. But they are so wet every time. There it is.

One person will have to put on her braces. Oh, that's gross. I don't remember what death to the yak means when the show's over. It's kind of like what Coleman had to deal with there. Wow. Give up the dream. Yeah, people are going to be really mad at me

if that guy's not hired, huh? No, because he's got to go. Get out of your hands now. I did. I got him on day three. Told him what you would do before the wheel spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You let him now. If he ever skips a day of going to games,

we should be able to shock him with a cattle prod. Also, he should take that other job. Yeah, I might remind him to take that other job because I think he said it was freelance, and that's a no-brainer. Go ahead and start making money. If it works with us, it works with us. All right, I'm going to hit him up.

You guys... I think he's just going to grind. I think that he's just going to be a grinder. I don't hate that he's just a road grinder. I truly do respect anyone who's like, hey, this is my passion. It's a deplorable lifestyle. If he's willing to do that,

that's a hard thing to do. Yeah. Be on the road all the time. He's staying. We didn't ask all that. I don't know. I'm from Oklahoma, and he's just up in the Northeast.

He said he's staying in a hotel. Yeah. If he gets his little outdoor hallway motels paid for in shitty college towns and just goes from city to city on not a crazy salary, it could be worth it.

I'd want to see a review of the college town. I'd want to meet the mega fans. There is a lot of potential with that. I feel like... Let's get him out of the northeast too. Let's get him out to the feel like... Let's get him out of the Northeast, too. Let's get him out to the Horizon League. Let's get him out to the big sky. I did really

appreciate his vigor. Oh, the vigor. Love. I mean, he was enthusiastic. You could tell. Self-starter. Sass, what did you think of him? You haven't sucked him off yet. I thought he was... I mean, he seemed very normal compared to the most people that come in here looking for for a job i feel like there's such a fine line

between because it is so hard to pull it off where you do get welcomed in and it's like okay you're not crazy because i feel like it seemed like too nervous either he also put in the legwork to like yeah he just showed up and was like i want a job it's like who the fuck are you i told him go pursue your dream he did it for a couple months and then he showed up and i was like, I want a job. It's like, who the fuck are you? I told him, go pursue your dream. He did it for a couple months, and then he showed up, and I was like, all right, let's see. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Yeah, he seemed cool. I don't really know much about college basketball, but the video was entertaining. That's the only issue with all of this is college basketball is not the most lucrative. Well, he could technically do that for every college sport. He could do it for every sport.

Yeah. Yeah. Any sport. I mean, he couldn't get as for every college sport. He could do it for every sport. Yeah. Any sport. I mean, he couldn't get as close. But anything you can bet on, just go to a football game and get rowdy behind the bench a little bit. Good luck to Coleman. He's on the radar. I also like the name Coleman.

I do, too. They're just a little cooler, aren't they? Coleman, yeah. His next tweet and pick are going to be under a lot of scrutiny. Dayton tonight is huge. Yeah Dayton tonight and also just the fact that Dave is now aware of him like his next few steps could make or break. I went 0-3 my first night.

Yeah that's right. I did not sign the contract until the next day and I was terrified they were going to take it away. I realized we all suck at camp. Does it actually matter? No. But I didn't know that at the time, and I asked the person who was handling the hiring,

I said, is it okay that I went 0-3? They still want me to come to the game. No, it only matters if you pretend that you're an expert. Really good, yeah. And then you suck, and then you're a douche. That's what I do. That is kind of you. I don't give out my picks anymore, though, ever. Everyone thinks of you as a joke, so Yeah. Yeah. That's what I do. That is kind of you. I don't give out my picks anymore, though, ever.

Everyone thinks of you as a joke, so it's cool. It's true. It's the laughing stock. You're funny, man. DJ, can you turn on the TV here again? The Airplay Passcode popped up. Say you love the Bills again, Sass.

Maybe I'll come to your comedy show. I actually, someone did, someone in the comments yesterday said that I was going to wear this exact same outfit today. And then I woke up this morning and I was like, I'm going to wear that outfit today. I have an announcement. Speaking of the Bills, Frank Tank is going to the Bills. Oh.

On Sunday. I made sure that was done. How's he getting it? Are they driving? I think they're going to fly. I think he and Fasoli are going. So the Rico element's not happening? I don't think so.

So, yeah. Unfortunately, won't be there for the streams. What is that? This Sunday or Monday? Sunday. I can't come to the stream on the NFC Championship game because I have the gambling competition in Arizona. What are we going to do?

I mean, you're getting ahead of yourself. You might not be needed at the NFC Championship. You're getting ahead of yourself. I think he'll be needed. You definitely won't be needed at the NFC Championship. I could be needed at the AFC Championship. Well, that's not what we're talking about, brother. Getting ahead of yourself. I just know I'm not

going to be needed. I'm just saying I'm not going to be able to be there no matter what happens. Well, no. Let's cross that bridge when we get there. I'm available. Do what? going to be needed. I'm just saying I'm not going to be able to be there no matter what happens. Well, no, let's cross that bridge when we get there. I'm available. Do what? I'm not going to be needed. For the NFC Championship? Yep.

Is there someone else who could go if the Eagles got there? I'm going to go. To ask, could you? They need a gambling expert. What week is it? They need someone that knows their shit. What's the date? Inside and out.

January 29th. That's that far away? Oh, wait, that's... I was talking about the playoffs. January 29th. That's that far away? Oh, wait, that's... January 29th. Yeah, bro, lock me in. I'm there. Alright, alright. I heard it here first.

Imagine me going out to one of those things. People would be so pissed. Crush it, dude. You could have a wheel for your replacement at the gambling contest. What do you have to do with those? Yeah, let's do it. The whole company. The whole company, yeah.

I don't like this. I don't like how you're talking, Roan. What do you mean? About the NFC Championship game. I'm just planning out. I have to be meticulously planned out two months ahead at all times so I can try and fucking schedule all these freaking shows and shit. This fucking... Pat Beverly's supposedly on the Lakers

or some shit and has a fucking rotating schedule where he's not in the same place. Day job? He's got a whole fucking day job so I gotta plan my shit around the whole fucking LeBron James team. More like the Fakers. Yeah. I was lost last night.

I didn't even get a win. I did. It was the Fakers. Yeah. I was lost last night. Didn't even get a win. Of course you did. It was Pat Pepp's fault, too. Yeah. Always is. Yeah. He did throw up a lob to LeBron that LeBron wasn't expecting. Yeah.

He's working on his passing. Chemistry. Yeah, his passing. He said by the playoffs he'll be dunking so keep an eye out for that he's doing some squats yeah i think so yeah fasoli it's gonna be a facility so down for everything i was standing there when blatman told him and he was just like yeah it'd be an honor okay i'm in it'd be an honor to go to Bit to Buffalo with Frank Yeah We walk there We need more Fasolis

Just down for everything Ian Coleman Yeah The whole company Out of the two of them Yeah Coleman's self sufficient He does his own shit

Yeah It'd be awesome If he was like That uh That Chiefs fan That got arrested for Yeah Bank robbing

If he was a bank robber, too. Going to the city, just, how's he paying for this? Yeah, he's just robbing every bank. I wouldn't be surprised. Northeast, yeah. He does kind of give off a vibe that he could be a bank robber. Yeah, I feel like Oklahoma kind of breeds bank robbers. Yeah.

Hell or high water. Was that Oklahoma? Can we look up his hometown? It was Texas. Anybody remember the hometown? Fort Gibson? Fort Gibson. Can we look up what hometown? It was Texas. Anybody remember the hometown? Fort Gibson? Fort Gibson. Can we look up what his hometown looks like?

It's 45 minutes southeast of Tulsa. I think it's down by Ada. Brutal. Definitely looks like a town that still has a bank that you could rob with a note. Fort Gibson. Oh, yeah. You just walk in. One dude working.

The main picture is a barn. 4,000 people. I bet if we had to, we could rob a bank somewhere. Oh, for sure. Probably going to these games being like, this is fucking nuts. Yeah. There's 300 people here. Holy shit.

Oh, nice little river kind of. What's that crescent thing? What is that? What is that body? It's like Brandon Walker's butt. What is that? It's not in the town either. Not really a crack.

It's cut out from the town line. Oh, shit. What is that? It's International Waters the town either. Not really a crack. It's cut out from the town line. Oh, shit. What is that? It's International Waters. Horseshoe Lake. That's a lake? It really is. There's a road that goes over Horseshoe Lake.

Wow. Oh. That looks like shit. Oh, that's awesome. Little under one. It's like shit. You don't go tubing in that. Could you buy the land in the middle of the horseshoe, though, and make a commune?

What's that? Another loose river? Like another loose weird lake? A little lake. Ross Lake. I don't like the shape of these lakes. I love the shape of these lakes. I don't like that at all.

You can fish both sides from the middle. You could. Oh, the soccer complex is looking great. It's flat. It is really. It changed dramatically. What the fuck? From sun to clouds.

Zoom out. I want to see if Fort Gibson just... You can see tornadoes coming from miles away. Dramatically. What the fuck? From sun to clouds. Zoom out. I want to see if Fort Gibson just... You can see tornadoes coming from miles away. Generally where it's at in Oklahoma. Oh, it's just a run of lakes there. That's a big thing of lakes. Oh, okay. He said southeast of Tulsa, but it's directly east of Oklahoma City.

I would have said a couple hours from Dallas. I would have said Oklahoma City. That's what I would have said. What are they known for? Oh, he's right next to Arkansas. It's closer to Fayetteville. Is there anyone famous from there? The Walton family lives around there.

I was just out there. Oh, man. Driving around. Shout out Coleman. I would spend time in Fort Gibson, Oklahoma. That looks beautiful. I would much rather live in a town with 4,000 people. It looks gross, dude.

It looks wonderful. Is there a Fort Gibson? It looks gross about it. They had a... Nothing 4,000 people. It looks gross, dude. It looks wonderful. Did you be there for Gibson? It looks gross about it. They had a... Nothing about that looks appealing. Here's your Kennedy. You like that lake, that skinny lake? Yeah.

You couldn't even stand next to it. It was all brush. If they cleared out the brush, maybe. Oh, the brush makes for the better fishing, guys. Okay. For Gibson, shout out. Brandon, one of my buddies is going to Alaska this summer to be a fly fishing guide.

That sounds wonderful. Yeah. He's living, like, completely remote. Jealous? I am, yeah. Yeah. Fly fish? You don't fly fish.

You don't have the coordination. I've had before. Fly fishing is... You don't have the coordination. You don't have to be that coordinated. You don't have the coordination. You don't have to be that coordinated. I'll just... All I got to do is do this a couple times. Fly doesn is... You don't have the coordination. You don't have to be that coordinated. You don't have the coordination. You don't have to be that coordinated. All just...

All you gotta do is do this a couple times. Fly doesn't work. All in the wrist. All in the wrist. My cousin's friend... All in the wrist. She moved to Colorado to become a teacher, and she started dating this guy, and she's very pretty, and he started taking her fly fishing, and this fly fishing company was

like, do you want to start modeling for us? And so now she's a fly fishing model who travels the world fly fishing. That's where she's at. She's hot. Well, now she's married with And so now she's a fly fishing model who travels the world fly fishing. That's where she's at. She's hot. Well, now she's married with kids. She's not a fly fishing model. Shout out, Jenny. You're a special.

We can't be hot anymore? Great at fishing. But I thought that was the dream. Brad Pitt, River Runs Through It. Yeah. Great movie. Oh, man. What's the one with Kevin Bacon?

River Run Wild. Have you guys ever seen that? Oh, yeah. River Wild. River Wild. What's that one about? That one like ruined Kevin Bacon. It was a whitewater rafting movie.

John C. Reilly's in it, I think. Yes. And in like a serious role, a serious background. Y'all ever been seriously whitewater rafting? Yes. Yeah. Awesome. Fun as fuck.

It is. I'm scared to do that. It was a little underwhelming. You probably didn't get it. You probably didn't get it. Where'd you go, West Virginia? The Yaka Ganey. Ah, okay.

What the hell's the Yawcaganey? It's underwhelming. There was not even a chance of it tipping or anything like that. A lot of still water, a lot of paddling. It's tough to impress you right now. Oh, yeah, this is like the only thing that could really get me going is a good old murder. Yeah. You didn't like the lake, you didn't like this town.

An underwhelming amount of death. Sucking the life out of another man's body. Are you following the Massachusetts case right now? They're at the dump, digging around. That one seems pretty predictable. It was the husband. The husband. Yeah.

Jordan Perry told me about the one in Indiana that was crazy, that they just found the guy. One in Indiana. There was a boy. Two girls got killed? A young man who shot up a place of work. Two girls got killed like six years ago. It's nonstop.

And they just found the guy, and the guy had been paying for her funeral and stuff. Yeah, man. Crazy. You think murder for hire predates prostitution? Ooh. Ah. No, definitely not. No, nothing predates prostitution.

Well, some things probably do. Nope. Think that's the first thing we did? Ever. The oldest profession is the... Do you think there's any animals where like... Before we made fire, we paid for pussy? There was definitely a time where sex was, you didn't need consent for that.

What do you mean? That was up until like 30 years ago. But there was probably, people were murdering before you would need to pay for sex. Unpack that for us. Go ahead. In like the 1600s? You think people were like strict about it? I was thinking like BC.

Way before, yeah, BC, 1600s. There were slaves in the 1600s. That's talking about 1982. I don't think BC. Way before, yeah, BC. 1600s, there was definitely. There were slaves in the 1600s. That's talking about 1982. I don't think they were like very high on morals then. Yeah, true. Good point. I think people were paying for murder

way before people were paying for sex. I think they go hand in hand all the time. That was a good question, bro. No, because it's hard. But I feel like way back in the day, you didn't have to pay for murder. You just murdered. I also think the desire to have sex outweighs the desire to kill somebody.

No. It's more prevalent in society. It's still hand in hand. I think we need to figure out what payment means before. Like, are we paying cash? Are we paying goods? Are we paying services? Services, probably.

Are you saying you've felt murderous more times than you've felt horny? I feel like everyone's heard that. That's not at all what I'm saying. No, you did say. I said I never saw anything close to that. I really am like everyone. That's not at all what I'm saying. No, you did say. I said. I never said anything close to that. I feel like I'm having sex. That's not normal. Absolutely not is what I'm saying.

I disagree with the fact that I said there's more feelings about having sex than having murder. There's more people that want to have sex than want to kill somebody. Back then, I don't even think murder was that frowned upon. It was just like, oh yeah, we murdered. I feel like it was pretty frowned upon. We were like burning witches. Yeah, but that's.

Those were women. It doesn't matter as much. They were. I think. They were fucking them too. Yeah, but that's... Those were women. It doesn't matter as much. They were... I think they were... They were fucking them, too. Yeah, and they weren't paying them to fuck them. They were just fucking them. When you play Grand Theft Auto, what do you do first?

Do you get a prostitute or do you go on a killing spree? Killing spree. Killing spree. Yeah, he's kind of right. Killing spree. Yeah, you get the prostitute after you've gotten all the bloodlust out. Dahlia DiPolito was a prostitute who paid to have her husband killed. Who could forget?

How do you know that? Then it failed. This is the one of the top JCS ones. That's a good one because it's not really grim because no one died. She failed. If it's an exchange of services, then in some ways you could just say, like, women trading sex for protection from men, or like, the institution of marriage is just prostitution.

Yeah, like, come into my cave. You can get out of the rain. Right. In exchange for that, right. What? Go and change the definition of prostitution all of a sudden. Aren't we all prostitutes when you think about it? We're all murderers, too, though.

You could probably look this up, right? How would you look that up? There's no way. Murder wins by, I would say, like 500 years. What? I think it's probably tied. You think cash existed, or do you think someone had like a bushel of corn?

Yeah, I know, like some sort of trade of goods. That's what I'm saying. Well, like goods and services are both tradable at the same rate. Back then, I'd assume... All right, so here's another part of this. I'm thinking prostitution was first. Yeah, because here's the other part.

I don't think planned murder really existed. It was just more like if you get in a fight, you just kill the person. Yeah, you're probably right. That would be aggravated assault. I guess, yeah, you wouldn't be paying for murder, you just kill the person. Yeah, you're probably right. That would be aggravated assault. I guess, yeah, you wouldn't be paying for murder because you just do it yourself. Right, exactly. There's no consequence. And you also wouldn't think, like, I got to murder this guy.

It would be like there would be some kind of disagreement and then you'd fight and then the person would die. So then it's like, did manipulation exist before, like, just, like, bloodlust? Like, could, like, a tiny dude, like, manipulate his older brother to, like, kill their, like, dad or something like that so, like, the tiny dude could, like, take over or some shit like that? Was there, like, manipulation in those ways? Did Cain ever get pussy?

It's like monkeys, dude. 430 years. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. Yeah. No, Seth had, like, 100 kids. I don't know about C did. Yeah. No, Seth had like 100 kids. I don't know about Kane. You're back on Seth.

I mean, murder itself definitely came before fucking for money. But paying for murder. Now search the oldest boss. Guess how old the oldest murder is. We just looked. It was just added up. It was Kane. Are you going to say 430,000?

Good job, TJ. Almost. looked dude was just had it up it was king are you gonna say 430 000 almost you're right stay on him we're talking about paying for murder paying someone else to murder i think roman times that started to be like popping off you think they were like politicians were killing each other but they couldn't do the dirty work so they'd like hire people to do it. Wait, so BCE, what's that? Before Christ, et cetera. That's like 4,400 years ago. So that's longer than the murder. No, it's not. Murder was 430,000 years ago.

Did they fucking murder a woolly mammoth? What is that? I don't even know. I mean, it just probably goes back to the origins of exchanging goods for services. I also don't buy this date for prostitution. Proof of prostitution like that you didn't They found a fossil

of a fucking Yeah, a pussy used condom. I just don't buy that people are like writing it down. Like I talked to a hooker today.

Yeah. You know you can pay for sex. Side note, you know KB you're talking about how you like watching the interrogation room videos you know what the best one is when there's a murder for hire plot and say like a guy hires

to kill his wife but the person doesn't go through with it and tells the cops but they put the husband in the interrogation room and they're like terrible news your wife is dead do you know anything and he's like oh but it turns out she's alive and this was the the dahlia depolito case that's what oh shit that's what they did police department it was somewhere in florida miami they like all played along like oh yeah because she was like fran like acting as if she was devastated yep watching and they brought they brought the husband in such a good reveal did you ever watch the interrogation of the lapd cop that like it was a cold case for like 20 years oh oh you should watch this it was a cop and had a boyfriend they broke up the boyfriend got a new fiance she was still obsessed murdered the fiance cold case until they like opened it back up like 20 years later

and she was still working for the police department so they like basically oh no the woman cop yeah yeah so i did see stephanie lazarus yeah they asked her recently watch can we just talk to you real quick and like they sat down and they started that was that was after a couple hours she's like wait am i being questioned she was real cocky yeah and they're like well yeah you are and yeah yeah she was super cocky about she do she do it that was a good one the colonel from Canada Russell something that was the best one

best interrogation work that I've seen did we get a top 10 list maybe I will compose one for you guys top 10 murders the ones where you know

like the whole police office is like in that little window watching like holy shit it's about to walk her in she's still alive it's gotta be the most I just

the psychology of like murder and then 20 years pass and you, like your life goes on, everyone's life goes on and you think you're good. 20 years you're in the clear. Yeah, you're in the clear, but then one day they're like, hey, can we just ask you a quick question? Yeah.

Murderpedia. Should we ask about that fucking lake? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see if we can get him to talk about it without explicitly... Nah, it's too hard. What's the deal with Horseshoe Lake? What's the deal with Horseshoe Lake?

Is it good fish? Horseshoe Lake. All right, he doesn't know. You're not from where you say you're from. What's Horseshoe Lake? What? What's the deal with Horseshoe Lake? Is it good fish? Horseshoe Lake. All right, he doesn't know. You're not from where you say you're from. What's Horseshoe Lake? Pull it up. You're going to want to see this. Who are you really?

What is this? What the hell is that? Look at Horseshoe Lake. Who are you really? That's right outside Fort Gibson, Oklahoma. I don't know what the hell Horseshoe Lake is. Oh, no. It's a near town of 4,000.

I can no longer help you. Look at that lake. Look how weird it is. The town is right there, and the lake is right outside the town. This dude's from Hackensack. It's right there. It does look shitty when you go down to it. What about those streets?

You've never been on that road or overhook? Come here. Come here, boy. What's that river? Yeah, what the on that road? Come here, come here, come here, boy. What's that river? Yeah, what the hell's going on here? Lake Fort Gibson. I don't know what Horseshoe Lake is. Pull out right. You born and raised Fort Gibson? There's a road that goes over Horseshoe Lake. You've never been on that road?

You never noticed that on your town map and said Lake. I'm aware of, but maybe I'm an idiot. What about that long skinny lake right there? Do you know that one? The long, skinny lake? That one right there. I mean, I don't know what it's called.

What's the name of the Fort Gibson High School mascot? Tigers. This is insane that I'm being questioned for where I'm from. A horseshoe lake is just, you know. It's in the middle of town. Look how noticeable it is. Jump and skip away from your old school. Right.

That's my high school. That's my high school. Mm-hmm. Okay. A turf? Yeah. But that was kind of a recent change in, like, I say recent when I was late in high school.

Okay. It's like living in Mexico and not knowing what the Gulf of Mexico is. I know. I understand how that is crazy. Wait, go down on Horseshoe Lake. Let's see if you've – And who knows? Maybe people are like, Coleman, you're such an idiot.

How do you not know Horseshoe Lake? Okay. It just doesn't look familiar to you? Okay. What is that? Like that. I love that. Yeah, no.

I just never knew. You should have known that to begin with. I drive by that on the way to where my wife's from. I just didn't know that was Horseshoe Lake. I just thought that was like a river. What's the shape like? Clearly a horseshoe. You didn't have to say clearly.

You just took me to school, Coleman. Pretty noticeable. What? We just took you to school. You did. You did. Thanks for teaching me about my town. What's that river?

You ever been looking up Fort Gibson? Is that a river? You ever go tubing on that? What's that river? Arkansas. been looking up Fort Gibson? Is that a river? You ever go tubing on that? What's that river? Arkansas. Is it the Arkansas? Are you asking? Is it?

Guys, I don't know. You guys know what the major river in your town is? That's right outside your town. No. No show. No show. Your attention to detail seems to be. Oh, he is right.

That is the Arkansas. That is the Arkansas. All right. You got lucky. All right. Okay. Well, Coleman, you're dismissed again. Thank you. Okay. Thank You got lucky. All right. Okay. Well, Coleman, you're dismissed again.

Thank you. Thank you, guys. I just do. Dave said he'd check you out. So your next, like, ten tweets will make or break you. Tonight's big. Yeah. And you tweet?

Yeah, and TikTok. What is the handle? SharpShot Select. All right. SharpShot Select. SharpShot Select. An eye out. I seriously can't thank you enough for this opportunity. Of course, man.

Somebody who doesn't do great with words and has to slow down, do you think SharpShotSelect is the best name? Maybe not. I don't do very good with names. SharpShotSelect. Holman Hoops. I just like the alliteration. I'm a big alliteration guy, so I kind of went with that.

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It's a separate phoneme. Maybe I'm not as good as my English as I thought. Separate what? Phoneme? Yeah. Phoneme, yeah. But dude, we're giving you a hard time

just because you did so good before. We're just busting your horseshoe lake up a little bit. You know what I mean? I get it if a guy doesn't know a lake that he lives in that's concerning. It's right by your horseshoe lake up a little bit. You know what I mean? Yeah. I get it. If a guy doesn't know a lake that he lives in, that's concerning. It's right by your town. He didn't live there.

Right. No, I think that's fair. All right. Thank you, guys. Good luck. Good luck tonight. Dayton. It's Dayton.

Good play. I'll get him. Yeah, he tweeted at you. What's Sass doing? He's sketching. He's writing something. He's drawing. He's drawing.

Want to pull up the tweet he tweeted sass he was coming for you next sass coming for your neck what'd he tweet it's a very depressing hotel room that he's at in new york very depressing this is the grind hey everybody i'm back in the best city in the world manh. Incredible view that I have. Online, this says this room's 107 square feet. But let me tell you something. When you get inside, it feels so much bigger than that. It's a roomy 107.

It really feels like 112, 114 square feet. Hey, everybody. I'm back in. That's crazy. That is a hotel room. Probably right down the block. We're in Hotel Alley. Probably right down the block. We're in Hotel Alley. It looks like the room that I stayed in when I got COVID like two years ago.

Dumbest thing ever. Yeah, you could have just gone to any nice hotel. Any nice hotel. I literally just went to the closest hotel to the office and booked a room for a week and stayed there. The second closest one is nice. Like there's one right on the next corner that is like very nice and you would have had a great week. I had spider dropping food off at my door for a week that sucked fuck covid it was crazy that period of time where we just get an email every day being like seven new cases well we did a really bad job in this office of it was just it was just like a brush fire. Yeah. It's the way to do it, though. It was also like COVID and then let's all go and sit in a room with no air,

like 15 of us, for four hours and watch a game. I got COVID test positive the day after the Final Four game. We're all in there together. Yeah. Whatever. Fucking vac city over there, Stephen Shea. His brain's all warped. And he's had it more than any of us.

I still have it. Yeah. Right now? Oh, yeah, you do. I don't know. You do. Trying to get to the bottom of that. Yeah.

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I don't think I did. I got Brandon's Christmas gift on the show yesterday. Whoa. Yeah, he gave me a great, great Christmas gift. What was it? Vacuum? On January 9th, 8th, he presented me with, or 9th, he presented me with my Christmas gift.

It was a Mississippi State branded Santa Claus. There it is right there. Oh, with a little boy. It's a Mississippi State branded Santa Claus that he gave me on January 9th. That's really nice. Why are you kind of poo-pooing that? Because it a Mississippi State branded Santa Claus that he gave me on January 9th. That's really nice. Why are you kind of poo-pooing that? Because it's a Mississippi State branded Santa Claus. It's a Christmas gift.

Okay. Christmas themed. Christmas doesn't come next year? It's Christmas themed. Canceled Christmas? And he gave it to me. So you have to stow it for the rest of the year. You have to find a place to stow that.

Also, you weren't here. You weren't here. So TJ gave you a gift on his birthday. Oh, damn. What'd you get TJ? For Christmas? His birthday. I gave him a gift for Christmas.

We don't have to discuss what it was, but I gave him a gift. What did he give you, TJ? Was it cash? Under a thousand? How much cash? Over a thousand. It was under a thousand. Divided by how much I gave you.

Like 11%? Of what I gave you. Got it. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Fuck. Jeez. Make sure.

Would you give him like $30,000? I gave him $150,000. Holy shit. That's not bad. Yeah. I did not give him a small amount of money. It was actually a contract for murder. I said, take care of your dad for me.

I don't want that loser around anymore. Yep. See, he just gave a thumbs up. So if TJ's dad goes missing, it was TJ. A little bit of extra money to take care of things around the house. If I'd known you were going to give him that much, I wouldn't have given him a goddamn thing. Snooze, you lose. I guess so.

Should we spin our wheel? Sure. Yeah. Sure. Spin it. Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep. Dreaming about the things that we should be. That's all I know.

I got it. It's tricky from there. No more counting bottles. We'll be counting stars. Reset. We have to put the cartwheel back on there. No. We was kind of on one today.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do. I see my love. People are going to be pissed about the wheel reset. Yep. Oh, we have to spin it every time there's a reset. I forgot about that. Lately I've been losing sleep. About the way we should be.

I've been I've been hard to no more counting bottles will be will be counting stars.

Is it only one will be? I want to say it's two will be's. Will be will be will be counting stars. Get a karaoke version of that song? I miss doing karaoke.

I did karaoke with my friends from home. What was your go-to, K? You could do it here. I know your New Year's Eve. You have karaoke there. Fucking awesome. The Japanese do it right. Oh, yeah.

They have those rooms. They do. Oh, the rooms are the worst. Oh, I love the rooms. Unless you go with like a squad of like 50 people. You want a crowd there. You want an audience. No, but if you go with like all your friends. You need a big crew, though.

If you go in there with like seven people even. At a certain point, you're just sitting there singing to your friends. You want strangers in there. A lot of the Japanese places that have rooms also have like a main room where you can sit in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think it's like dealer's choice. Some places in have rooms also have a main room where you can sit in. So I think it's dealer's choice. Some places in New York only have the private rooms. I think the rooms, it's implied you're supposed to do drugs, so then it becomes more fun.

PFT used to take us to a place somewhere down in the bottom of Manhattan. First, we would get our own private room for a while, and there would be 10 or 15 of us in there. And then at the end of the night, you went out into the main room where everybody was coming out of their rooms and like gathering in the giant so one time we all went um and it was like two in the morning at this point and then they shut the bar down after we'd all been singing together as a group and like the whole bar was just like crushing it and we went outside and it was quiet and somebody started singing bohemian rhapsody and then like the whole group and then all the other drunk people coming out of the bars. And then these guys with guitars appeared. And it

sounds so lame. It sounds cool to the guys with the guitars. But it was like one of those New York City it seemed like it was out of a musical kind of night. And you're just like, is this really happening right now? And the whole street started singing that song. People were yelling out of their windows. That's the opposite of me. Or I was just super drunk.

And then Olive Queen all of a sudden showed up. Yeah, and then, yeah. Freddie Mercury, not dead. He ascended from heaven. Holy shit, Freddie Mercury. Baby, baby, I've been praying hard. Said no more counting dollars, we'll be counting stars. We'll be counting stars. We'll be counting stars.

All right. All right. All right. Yeah. Everybody now. Okay. Okay. I don't.

It's live. Like a swinging vine. Swing my heart across the line. It's like a swinging vine. Swing my heart across the line. In my face a splashing sign. Seek it out and chill high. But I'm not that old, young. But I'm not that bold. And I don't think the world is old.

I'm just doing what we're told. I feel something's all right. Doing the wrong thing. Man, and I've been, brother. I feel something so wrong when doing the right thing. Couldn't lie, couldn't lie, couldn't lie. Everything that kills me. Man, come on.

I've been, I've been losing sleep. Gotta go up and up. Dreaming about the things that we should be. Baby, I've been, I've been playing hard. Said no more counting dollars, we'll be counting stars. Baby, I've been, I've been losing sleep. Dreaming about the things that we should be. Baby, I've been, I've been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we Should be Baby I've been

I've been praying hard Said no more counting dollars We'll be counting stars It's two I said it was two You said it was one I said it was two I said two

I said two I said two A letter word Make that money watch it burn Who said it was one? I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two.

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I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I said two. I feel something so wrong doing the right thing. Couldn't lie, couldn't lie, couldn't lie. Everything that drowns me makes me want to fly. I've been dreaming about the things that we could be.

Baby, I've been praying hard. Said no more counting dollars, we'll be counting stars. Baby, I've been, I've been losing sleep. Dreaming about the things that we should be. Baby, I've been, I've been praying hard.

Said no more counting dollars, we'll be, we'll be counting stars Here we go. Here we go, Brandon. This is your part. Take that money, watch it burn Sink in the river, the lessons I learned

Take that money, watch it burn Sink in the river, the lessons I learned Take that money, watch it burn Sink in the river, the lessons I've learned Take that money, watch it burn Sink in the river, the lessons I've learned Everything that kills me learn. Take that money, watch it burn. The last I've learned is everything that kills me.

Makes me feel alive. I've been losing sleep. Dreaming about the things that we should be. Baby, I've been, I've been praying hard. Say no more counting dollars, we'll be counting stars. Lately, I've been, I've been praying hard. Said no more counting dollars, we'll be counting stars.

Baby, I've been, I've been losing sleep. Dreaming about the things that we could be. Baby, I've been, I've been praying hard. Said no more counting dollars, we'll be, we'll be counting stars. Watch it burn, sink in the river, the lessons I've learned. Take that money, watch it burn. Sink in the river, the lessons I've learned. Take that money, watch it burn.

Sink in the river, the lessons I've learned. Take that money, watch it burn. Sink in the river, the lessons I've learned. Long-ass song. You feel good about that, Brandon? Brandon, you're a fucking party pooper. Guess what? Your punishment for not participating,

you have to do a solo All the Above by Mayno. I don't know that song. We'll put up the lyrics. No, I didn't know that song. It's going to be the wackest thing you could ever do. Y'all would pick something that everybody knows. Radio Gaga. Everyone knew it. If y'all would participate.

Everybody just knew that. How do you not know that? I love Radio Gaga, Queen. I want to hear you do that. I don't know that song. You don't know that song. No, I'll do one. No know that? I don't know that song. No country songs. No, I can't. What's the song that Shea did at Friday Night?

They didn't do it either. Shea wasn't singing. Shea was cutting up clips. I actually was. You were standing the whole time. I was not. I was sitting half the time. I don't know how you physically can't hop in at that part. I just don't know the song.

Sink in the river, the lessons I learned. Take that money. Why do you not hop in? Sink in the river, the lessons I learned. Every part of my body needed to be singing that part. One Republic. Future. That felt good. I miss doing that. Is it just one guy?

Is One Republic one guy? How about Everybody Needs Somebody to Love? Queen. No. Freddie Mercury. How about some Paramore? Is it Ryan Tedder, this singer? Just put something on, TJ. Tedder? Is that how you say it?

How about Jason Mraz? Come on, Brandon. You're not even in the right decade. Alright, do OutKast. What about me and you going fishing in the dark? No, no, no. No country. No country.

No country. That's gross. No country. Why not? Y'all got to pick your genre. Your genre. No, the genre picked us. DJ, pick something.

Ron, you started singing the song. You picked the song. I didn't pick that song. It just popped into my head. How about Lamb Chops' Song That Never Ends? Don't know what that is. Or 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall. I don't want to sing.

I'm fine not singing. I enjoyed the school. How about the Rattlin' Bog? Some Irish? Frank is really getting into it right now. He is on one today. What's he so fired up about? Get in here.

The Mets lost. Get in here. Get in here. Yeah, might as well.rea. Get in here. Get in here. Yeah, might as well. Don't make eye contact. Uh-oh, he's staring Roan down. I'm talking to your mic, Steven, real quick, because then you can slowly push him out if you need to.

I don't know if he's Carlos Correa. Take that money, watch it burn. Sing in the river the lessons I've learned. Take that money, watch it burn. Sing in the river the lessons I've learned. Take that money. After it burn. Sing in the river. The lessons I've learned. Take that money. After a few beers, do I always think I can sing? Frank, Frank, talk in the mic real quick.

You get one minute, Frank. I'm going to tell you when, okay? You get one minute. Hold on. Hold on. Hang on. This isn't your minute. This is technically still our time.

Okay. I don't want to see Frank. Five, four, three, two, one. Frank. Darren Ruff is the worst single player in the history of Major League Baseball. He is a gaping black hole

in the lineup that every player around him sucks. Peter Lonzo, I heard, had a weight gain competition with Daniel Vogel back and he can't even swing anymore. He gained 111 pounds. Starling Marte is hurt. Easy out Escobar went 0 for 96 in the Winter League, and he says that he can't wait to compete with Darren Ruff

to be the worst player in baseball. And the Mets are going to lose 111 games because Carlos Correa just broke it, and Scott Van Pelt's head is spinning with joy. He says this is even better than the day his children were born, that the Mets had to fall on their face. And then Buster Olney tweeted out the Geico commercial, almost had it. Oh, you have 14 seconds. It's only 45 seconds.

Talk about AOC. The AOCs that got it, Dan Ruff has an AOC tattoo. That was Frank the Tank. Very nice. Appreciate it. I like his graphic too.

Yeah. That was dope. I still chuckle every now and then when Frank spent like, I mean, every day saying like, Buster

Olney's always smiling when he tweets about stuff that hurts my team. And then I realized that in his Twitter avatar, he actually is smiling. And that, like, Frank thinks it's personally. Oh, that's hilarious. I wonder what the beef with Van Pelt is. We squashed that beef. I had Van Pelt and Frank FaceTime.

You did? You had them? I connected them. That was like a year ago, and we squashed that beef. I had Van Pelt and Frank FaceTime. You did? You had them? I connected them. That was like a year ago, and we squashed it. Guess it's back. It was never really gone. All of his beefs are always simmering. Felt squashed.

He's going to a playoff game this week. He's got to be happy. He is. Going to Buffalo. I guess that was happy, Frank. He was watching the Mets podcast stream And he just was like I'm going in there

He fucking went upstairs And just bombed on Meek Phil Should we have Frank go through a table In Buffalo on Sunday Yeah I'm not real sure I don't know if he's going through A table of contents

Frank's sturdier than you think. Yeah, he is. He's like a nose tackle. You were there. The rooftop games. Remember in Queens? Were you there for that? He was in the bubble thing and he went down hard and I was like, oh my god, we just killed Frank. And then he just popped right back up.

He was doing karaoke. He was doing vines. Grape vines. Sturdier than you think is quite a compliment. Sturdier than you think. Who a compliment. Startier than you think. Who's the ketchup guy? Patrick Mahomes? No. It's got to be. The Buffalo.

Little to none. Buffalo tailgate ketchup guy. Oh, Pinto Ron. Pinto Ron. Is he friendly to away visitors? I might not be on a playoff game. Okay, okay, okay. Fair, fair, fair.

Woo-hoo. Oh. Oh. Yo. Okay, okay, yeah, fair, fair, fair. Woo-hoo! Oh! Oh! Yo! Yo, what is this? Is this real? Yeah. Are you just now sitting?

He is in sit-up. The funniest, my favorite part about this video is I couldn't tell if he was sitting or standing. That's what I thought. I thought he was... His dashes are so... I didn't know he was sitting. He's so fluid with his arms. He really is.

He's a stand-up sitter. He settled right on into that. The mic work was great. Very smooth. Where was that again, though? Some birthday party that Jerry invited him to. It's like an Italian restaurant they go to. Very often the owner's birthday.

Who's this coming in? Is this somebody? Is this someone? I don't know. Look like a chiseled jawline. Very good jawline. It is a good jawline. It's a great...

Pauly's an actor's OD on the fucking takes at halftime in the Knicks games. He sucks, dude. You talking about Tyrus Albert in the take? You know, everything. He is always just jumping out the window with the stupidest shit. He looks really dude. You talking about Tyrus Halliburton take? You know, everything. He is always just jumping out the window with his stupidest shit. He looks really cool.

Yeah, this guy looks very cool. What is that guy? That guy's handsome as fuck. That guy would never give me the time. Actually, his face is a little too skinny. Skinny?

Yeah, he's skinny. He's pretty handsome. Striking jolly. That's too skinny. He's got a butt that cores light every now and then. He's too skinny.

Is he a Bachelor guy or something? Oh, perhaps. Perhaps. He looks like a DJ. Perhaps. Why does he look like a DJ? He had headphones around his neck.

Yeah. Classic DJ move. I don't want to scare anyone. Oh. Peloton instructor, Cody Rigsby. Is that who that was? How did I not know that? Of course.

What's he going on? Mean Girls? Who was it? A Peloton instructor. What show is he going on, though? I don't know. Okay. All right.

Good stuff. I got some troubling text messages from one of the boys last night asking some questions. I feel like their heart's not all the way in the tank race on Friday. Are they feeling out on this thing? I don't want to say which of the boys, but they said they're still in, but some questions. One of two. Either you're down or you're not. It's got to be Will

because I have a hard time believing Taylor. Yeah, but Will's been down for things before, so it would have to be Taylor. I'm not going to say who was not Will. What was not Will? Was it JP? If JP wasn't down, I'll be pissed. All I'm saying is the say who it was not Will. It was not Will. Is it JP? To the bottom of this. If JP wasn't down, I'll be pissed. All I'm saying is the act is very straightforward. Either you're in or you're out.

Either you're down or you're not. They can dick around on ESPN, but you can't come drink out of a fucking fishbowl. You're down for everything or you're down for nothing? He said he was my best friend. He lied. No, he didn't. He said that you had been a dick to him for a long time. He said he's going to win me over by becoming my best friend. He lied. No, he didn't. He said that you had been a dick to him for a long time. And he said he's going to win me over by becoming my best friend, Roan.

You weren't there for that part, were you? Because you were off doing your little thing on your microphone, weren't you? And watching the person poop their pants. I didn't watch. Well, I know. Who was it? Pooping their pants. Enough time's passed.

Roan, I don't think enough. We're still predicting a clipper from six months ago. I don't know who it is. I'll never tell. I will. It was Roan. Holy shit. It was fucking Roan. You're getting warm.

Yeah, I am getting warm. KB knows. Caleb? It was Roan. Oh, it was Caleb. It was Roan. I am getting warm. KB knows. Caleb? It was Rome. Oh, it was Caleb. Caleb. It was Rome. I could see Caleb.

I feel like he'd be more public about it, though. When's Nick getting back? That sucks for him. Yeah, I know. His first miss. But it was such a miss. None of the students are even there yet. Still on my Christmas break.

He just went to Texas for nothing. TCU is a dope campus, though. TCU is a cool school. Fort Worth is very cool. Is it a big school? It is pretty big. His video came out an hour ago. Only 12,000 enrollment.

Let's watch his video. Everything's bigger in Texas. Thanks. They have a beautiful women's tennis facility. In a TCU bar, there's only a few bigger tragedies I can think of off the top of my head. Fort Worth, Texas. Horned Frog fans gather in what they hope is a historic night. Unfortunately, this night became historic for all the wrong reasons.

Scope, Michigan, Texas, all you motherfuckers, SMU, y'all can't handle this shit. Fuck y'all. Georgia. Georgia, okay, y'all can handle this shit. Pretty scared. Pretty scared. Boys, we're in Fort Worth. What are you doing here?

Wearing a chair on the dog. TCU, shut this. Good pick win for you, boys. TCU success TCU really Left no doubt that we're the worst team I don't know why we fucking flew here Fuck That should work Well as of right now It's 45-7 Georgia.

Thinking back, I can only recall one bigger Texas blowout. Yeah. There had to have been a second shooter. Georgia needs this championship like they need a hole in the head. Hey, we're a second-half team. Yeah, now Georgia's taking the top off. Bad idea. Stetson Bennett has the most accurate shot

I've seen in a long time. Is Max looking scatterbrained out there? He's digging himself in a hole right now. That's all I have to say. At least you'll be back next year I'm gonna say it now I'm wearing this shirt No chance we're back next year

Jesus Fuck Fuck Fuck They're playing George Michael And I'm still not happy I mean that's hard to do To get anything out of

That big of a blowout Yeah Shit At least there was more Of that one dude though Yeah Or the little kid Big boy I mean, that's hard to do to get anything out of that big of a blowout. Yeah. Shit. At least there was more of that one dude, though. Yeah. Or the little kid. Big boy? Big boy.

Frank the Tank. We should hire that big boy. We should. Put it on the wheel. Put it on the wheel. Put it on the wheel now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's stepping up for him?

I'll do it. Well, Nick, I I mean Nick logically should Should we hit up Nick And ask him if he'll vouch for that guy Nick what a That's just brutal I like this We should just start doing this for everyone

Keep grinding Spin it Yeah Spin it for the big boy Keep going big'un Spin it. Yeah, spin it for the big boy. Keep going, Biggin. Keep grinding, bro. I don't even think he wants to.

Yeah, he was very defeated. We're the worst team. Damn, dude. If he had gotten hired, that would have been sick for him. Was that a record for biggest point deficit in a championship? Yes. Yeah. Even back in the early days. He didn't have the national championship before.

98. Brandon called it, though. I did. I mean, seven points. Yeah, but he was wrong for 13 games of TCU's season, but he was right on the last one. Yes. Only one that matters is the last one.

No, the 13 was a lot. No, you're only as right on the last one. Only one that matters is the last one. The 13 was a lot. No, you're only as good as your last bet. That was a lot. We had a good time winning money together. We did. We had a great time on the stream. It was also funny watching it with Jerry, who doesn't watch college football, and he was like, Stetson Bennett's the greatest quarterback of all time.

What if he is, though? What's the deal with that? So if he went to the NFL, he would suck? He wouldn't suck. He's just... Yeah. I mean, if you watch that game, like, everyone was wide open. Yeah.

His teammates are just way better than the other team. I think he'd be a backup. He's old. 25 years old, yeah. Why is he still playing college football? He had a weird path. People were retweeting his offers last night. It was very funny.

He was like, I don't know. He was like a UMass offer. Yeah, 18-year-old Stetson Bennett was so excited to get offered by Columbia. You just won two. You were just back-to-back. He was older than five of the starting quarterbacks to lead their team to the playoffs this season.

But what if he had gone to Columbia and he'd be a doctor by now and maybe he cured cancer? Instead, he went down there to a Southeastern Conference school and won games. What, won two national titles? Won 25 and won? Who cares? That name was destined for a quarterback.

Stetson Bennett IV? Yeah. A lawyering. Stetson's a lawyer. Who his dad is? Stetson Bennett III? Yeah, III. I think that puts a lot of pressure on, like, when you have kids.

Yeah. It's a lot of pressure. You think they'll probably call him a nickname? Who do you think gets more pussy after that game? Stetson Benson? Stetson Bennett? What is his name? Stetson Bennett.

Or do you think Max Duggan gets more sympathy pussy? Stetson Bennett gets pussy for the rest of his life. That was a dumb question. The rest of his life? That was a really dumb question. That's an awful question. No offense, but you're an idiot. It was a stupid question.

I just thought it would end. But I think throwing the wide receiver and the tight end into the situation. Brock Bowers, Ladd. I think throwing in them D-linemen into the situation. I think the freshman defense players on Georgia are getting more pussy than Max Duggan. Yeah, those freshman D-linemen are going to eat. Max Duggan was awesome this year. Yeah.

Not yet. Not yesterday, he wasn't. About Max Brown. Who'd he kill? Yeah. He was a bust. He was. Went to USC.

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First shit. My mom. Your mom? No. First shit? You just said the first shit, and then you said my mom did. Oh, well, I didn't know he was saying first shit. As I said, my mom.

My mom is a Yak fan from West Point, Mississippi. Facts. She's more of a Big Cat fan, if you know what I'm talking about. Yep. She is a big Big Cat fan. Shout out that one night in Baton Rouge. We were only there in the daytime. We weren't there.

Friday night? My mother came and visited. What did you do Friday night? She came. How did you go to bed on Friday night? I went My mother came and visited. What'd you do Friday night? She came. What time did you go to bed on Friday night? I went to dinner with my mother. What'd you do after? I stayed up as she went to sleep.

Part of the way is what, around 9, 30, 10? This isn't a funny joke. I don't enjoy this joke. Sorry. She is a wonderful lady. If we were all to rob a bank. What? Go on, Steven. I would love to just get us.

What do y'all think is the best driver here? What roles do we play? I'm the driver. Why? I can drive. I'll drive. I'll drive the fuck out of a car. I've never seen you drive. I'm a terrific driver. You just drive because you have a family of a bunch of people where you're expected to be the driver. Ask Alan Brown. I'm the best driver in West Point, Mississippi. You're not supposed to be a good driver

when you're a getaway driver. I think you should be a good driver. Yeah, you should, but you gotta be fast and break the law. Yeah, you gotta be a bold driver.

Do you think we could convince Stephen Che that we're gonna rob a bank and he's like, I'm down? He's like, let's see if we can sell this. Yeah, like,

do you think we could get all the way up to sitting outside of a bank? He already believes that. Yeah, like, sitting outside of a bank with guns in hand. We purchased the guns.

We staked it out. And then we're like, Stephen, we were fucking with you, dude. Like, you're really going to do this? You think we could do that? Yeah. You know, we could. I think we could. I think we could convince Steve Chaiv a lot of things.

Yeah. I would be the guy that double crossed everyone at the last second. Of course. You fucking shot everybody in the head as we unloaded all the shit at the safe house. Then it's like, whoa. It'd be like a fish called Wanda. And then we realize, oh my God, the teller is Roan's grandmother. Yes.

It's always an inside job. It would always have been an inside job. Roan's been an FBI agent for the last 15 years. Who would be the get on the ground guy? Sass. Give us one. Move your mic away and give us one. Wearing the Joker outfit. Everybody on the floor now.

Move your mic away and yell it. Everybody on the floor now. Like you mean it. Everyone would be like, oh, is that that Mississippi guy from the app? Yeah, I couldn't do that. I'm the driver. Everybody on the floor. You don't have to do it as my voice. I don't know how to do it.

Everybody, this is Brandon Walker. On the floor now. I demand you get on the floor. Trying to think of what my role would be. Listen to what I say and no one gets hurt. I mean, let's be honest. You'd probably sleep through it. Sleep through it.

I was thinking I wouldn't go. Where's Sass? Oh, we don't have our lookout guy. Shit. Log on. See that he's been playing Call of Duty at five in the morning. What do we use the woman for? I would apologize to everyone. I'm so sorry we're doing this. Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

Oh, we throw Kate in front of any horny man that we... They're also our Marines. Maybe we'd be like trying to rob the bank and we look over and KB's like pulling someone apart. Yeah. Dissecting them. Eating an old man's face in with a shotgun butt. Ripping tufts of hair out of people.

Ripping all of their hair out. My hands manually, so nope. Ripping my own hair out. Yak robs a bank. Stephen Che distracts. Rip my own hair out. Yak robs a bank. Stephen Che distracts by eating his own pussy. Driver's the most scared. Yeah. Driver's the most scared one.

I don't think so. I think the driver has to be the calmest one. Because if you panic and leave your friends, you can never have them again. I forgot about the lookout. Lookout's tough, because what if you miss something? Why don't they create real-life adventures that we can fake rob a bank? Right.

Let's carry in the guns. It'd be so much fun. I think everybody has guns. Everybody has one. Rome, what's your role in this? I said I'm double-crossing. I mean, I could jump up on a dollar. That's not really a role.

That's your ultimate plan. We've seen you jump up on a table. That won't go well. Steven, you're getting double-crossed first. Bro, shotgun back in the head. Steven, you're getting double-crossed first, bro. Shotgun back in the head before we even... Steven, can you help me with these bars of gold? That's at the house. That's at the house before we even start the hike.

Nick would be the lookout, I think. At the bank. I think he'd be a reliable guy. I think Nick would roll on us quick. He would dip on us so fast. Or he would tell the cops what we've been up to. Actually, Big Cat, you'd be the get on the floor guy. I think I'd be the safe guy.

Fire a safe shot up in the air. Yeah. I'd be the guy that cracks the safe. Come on. I was reading the cages in Vegas. There's been like six major casinos in Vegas in like the last week that have been hit. That have like genuinely successfully been robbed. And I'm like, how at this point?

Yeah. Ocean's Eleven made that seem impossible. Apparently it's happened. I follow all these Vegas accounts. We're talking smash and grab jobs. I don't know. I follow all these Vegas accounts for blogs because Vegas has weird shit popping off. I follow a lot of things.

Yeah. They're getting in the cages. Getting in the cage. Same. Brad Pitt was so hot in Ocean's Eleven. Yeah. Brad Pitt is so hot. No, but Ocean's Eleven

he was particularly hot. It was his disposition, really. Yeah. He didn't seek... Yeah, he was just cool. Anything. He'll be a cool old guy, too. Like a hot, cool old guy.

He's already... All his movies, he's already like old Hollywood. Of course, Clooney was hot in that movie, too. Damon was hot in like a little stuttering. Yeah, like a little boy way. A little boy way.

Scott Conn was pretty hot. Casey Affleck was pretty hot. We're all hot. Most deaf or... No, not most deaf. Cheadle. Cheadle. You don't say it.

What? Say it. Bernie Mac? Say Cheadle was hot. Cheadle was hot in it. Lying. Yeah, he was. He's an English bloke.

Oh, yeah. I always wonder. It's a pinch. Was the character faking the accent in that? Was he actually British? Because he had one moment when he was walking away from the bomb scene, and he talked normal. So was the character faking the accent?

Maybe it's because of how British people sing in an American accent. When they get real scared, they go American. Hamburger. Idris Elba really does well with his American accent, doesn't he? It always blows my mind when I see an actor after watching a movie. So crazy. Yeah. He's in like Andrew Garfield.

Where's Andrew Garfield from? He's Chinese. Scotland. Holy shit. Like Mare of Easttown. She did the the Delco accent American Delco accent she's British

yeah that's true did she do it well? yeah I thought so I mean that's a tough one to get sometimes I think she did good some are flubs Robert Pattinson

and Double all the time try to do a southern one well the southern one is the most botched accent yeah I feel like it's the easiest one why did I think

Andrew Garfield had an accent? was he like Russian or something? no I thought he was like British or some shit Why did I think Andrew Garfield had an accent? It was like Russian or something? No, I thought he was like British or some shit. I don't know. He's not Scottish? No, I guess not. I thought he was English-American accent.

Remember when you were doing your southern accent and you fell into Delco? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. It just slipped right in. Southern accent is hard to keep up long term. Ah. Ah.

Not if you try. My name's actually Brandon Walker. It's been a ruse this entire time. You didn't know? Fuck yeah. Alright, I gotta go

do PMT. Alright. We gotta go do Son of a Boy, Dad. Alright, well me and Kate gotta go do something too. We gotta do the bracket. Wait, yeah.

Now. We're now. Me and Kate gotta go do something, too. We'll do the bracket. Wait, yeah. Now. They're now. Me and Kate got to go do something, too. I'm going to go pretend to vlog. Nikki back tomorrow? Everyone here tomorrow?

Yep. I think so. Squad? Yep. We're missing Zah. First time in 23? Zah. Zah.

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