The Yak - Barstool's Newest Dynamic Duo Is Born | The Yak 4-18-23

Episode Date: April 18, 2023

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Promo code YAK for 20% off your first purchase. Go right now. I have to send one text message for Dave Portnoy. Talk amongst yourself. He's back. Dave's back? From Italy? amongst yourself he's back from Italy he's back and he was you could actually see the moment that he came back

into the real world he just started roasting and getting his takes off and I love seeing it he didn't lose his fastball in Italy when he was like you saw the first tweet being like shut up Rico he's back he just got back into it Literally, when he was like, you saw the first tweet being like, shut up, Rico.

And you're like, oh, he must be. Yeah. He just got back into. Switches on. His first step into American soil. Vacation, the most relaxed. You finish a beautiful week and then just right back. It did look like a really good trip. It did.

That looked. It did. It ain't no Savannah, Georgia. Oh, no. Come on, man. Oh, come on yeah when is that this weekend or next tomorrow oh tomorrow tomorrow yeah it's a great spot ronan sass are sick yes sass sent the excuse text like three times well no he sat ron said i'm sick and he did look sick yesterday and then sass was like i I'm sick too, I'm out.

And then followed up with, I guess I also need to be around for my couch to arrive. Oh. Keep it simple, dog. Just say I'm sick. I don't need to add the second part. Remember when he just slept through the yak and then we were like, yeah, Sass is sick. And then he came in and he was like, I need to tell you guys what happened but it was live he was like i slept through buddy we're in the clear you guys uh did you guys want to debate popcorn on an airplane uh oh my god that was

dude that was one of the dumbest i uh i have like conflicting takes on that okay well i so did i pull up the tweet just so people can get the context. But I have an overarching take of... I have like three different takes. Yeah, right. I have an overarching take of you've got to be an absolute psycho to post this on Twitter and think it would go any way your way. Yes.

Yeah. That's like the start. Don't tweet that. He's an idiot. Not going to go your way. Yeah, you've just got to know that. He's an idiot. Not going to go your way. Yeah, you just got to know that. The wording was terrible. He doesn't need 20,000 people saying the same thing.

Oh, so you're going like, wait, no. Someone is the 20,000th person. Yes, to pile on. And just say, call him. Right. So it's this guy, Anthony Bastia, who has a 7-11 ERA, which that's another part of it is, like, if you're going to tweet, like, you've got to be at least in the twos ERA.

Got to be in the twos ERA. I saw somebody burned him, like, you want the flight attendants to do their job. How about you try doing yours? And they posted all his stats. Yeah. So you're opening yourself up to that. So wait, pull it up again.

It was the flight attendant at United just made my 22-week pregnant wife traveling with a 5- old and a two year old get on her hands and knees to pick up the popcorn mess by my youngest daughter. Are you kidding me? Why would he think that would go his way? 16,000 almost 16,000 quote tweets. I think I know exactly

what happened. I have an idea too. Yeah. Okay. Flight attendant comes and is like hey can you just kick this under the seat we'll clean this up when it lands but she being pregnant and angry was like they made me move this clean this up and he misinterpreted it that they made her get he well yeah he wasn't there right so he misinterpreted the text from her like oh they made me clean this up and then he went to that and now it's just too late it's so silly though well her she texted her sister who's like a singer songwriter with

four point something million instagram what it's uh eric decker's wife jesse james jesse james and she texted whose sister her sister woman the. Oh. Was given plenty of details by the lady on the plane saying she told her sister, like verbatim, they told me to pick up every last drop on my hands and knees, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, there's more to this story. There's got to be more to this story. What was that face, Steven? You want to fuck Jesse James Decker? I don't even know what she looks like.

I want to see what it looks like. She's very beautiful. She's very beautiful. You just gave me a face. I want to see. This is her sister or friend or looks like. She's very beautiful. She's very beautiful. You just gave me a... I want to see. This is her sister or friend or what? This is her sister who has four point something million. So she took to her four point something million Instagram followers.

Oh, this girl in question has four million? No, no, no, no. Her sister does. Sister. Her husband's an MLB player. Her sister has... Was she hotly pregnant or like grown up? Well, so I have another take that might get me canceled on.

We just did the rundown with Dave, which was very funny because Dave was like, he texted me and Kevin today. He's like, you guys want to do the rundown today? And Kevin immediately sniffed it out. He's like, you just want to talk about this. Popcorn. Yeah, and talk about how bad kids are. So here it is. 22 weeks is not that pregnant. That five months that's also the middle when

you hit your stride like right now i'm struggle bussing i can't wait to get to 22 weeks when i'm feeling good what are you not morning sickness right hey like back me up and i'm if you're making like pregnancy terror like very very hard on the on. Very, very hard. I'm a pussy. I'd never be able to do it. But like I think when he tweeted 22 weeks, there was a lot of people who were like, oh, like the eight months belly where it's like hard to like get around. No, that's the glow face. Is that abortable?

It's basically I'm always 22 weeks pregnant. My belly is 22 weeks pregnant. There's no way they made her get on her hands. No chance. Here's a take. Leave the popcorn. Leave the popcorn. Who gives a shit? Yeah.

It's not going to trip anyone up. Leave it till the end. She said the flight attendant said it was a safety hazard. I think she told her to kick it out of the aisle. I believe the flight attendant sucked as well. Yeah, no, definitely. I think so too. Definitely.

This is three people that kind of suck. Yeah. I think that's what it is. Are you counting the kids? Because I think the kids suck, too. The five-year-old should have cleaned it up. The cognition and fine motor skills to play that tablet game. The five-year-old should have.

My son would clean it up. He's not even four yet. Don't get me wrong. The kids are fucking slobs. Okay, all right. They all suck. Yeah, it's a simple open and shut case i do think if i was the flight attendant and i looked at the scenario like a mom a pregnant mom

traveling alone kids i'd be like i'll deal with this later like i just wouldn't bother you know she was pregnant like i always like i'm maybe too self-conscious but like i always clean up after us popcorn is one of the things that restaurants do allow to be all over the place. Leave it there. Peanut shells. Also, what airline's hands out popcorn? I've never seen it. They brought Smart Pop, but I did like the pictures. They brought their own? I was thinking a peanut shell. Can you throw popcorn

on the ground? Popcorn, I bet you get slick. No. On a hardwood floor, yes, but on a rug it wouldn't slick. Can we get some popcorn and figure this out? Let's do a slip test. See if someone can slip on popcorn. Let's put a bunch of popcorn.

Yeah, yeah. Visible popcorn. Some popcorn in the middle of the, and if anyone asks, say that my son was here and he dumped it all, and I refused to pick it up. Yeah, somebody will. Yeah. I liked the guy's tweet today, though. It was his daughter holding a big bag of popcorn.

Oh, did he? He's embracing it. Good. Yeah, he tweeted that. Also, cute kid. Very cute. Big bag of corn. Cute kid said nothing.

Jerry's here because I wanted him to show you guys something. Sit down, Jerry. Oh, Jerry. Jerry? Welcome back, Jerry. We're talking about the kid on the plane and the popcorn. Nadeau had a lot. Nadeau was the most ferocious of all. Nadeau was very upset.

He really went off. He's like, this motherfucking scumbag. Oh my god. These pieces of shit. People wanted him dead. I think I wasn't even there. People on planes are inherently stressed and just pissed off at everything. Every travel sucks. Yes.

It drives me insane when people go to travel and they act out or they yell at someone. Like, dude, we're all in this together. No one wants to be traveling. No one wants to be sitting on this plane. We're doing it for a reason. Put your head down and shut up.

If the kids are throwing popcorn, I'd rather that than them crying. Yes. Facts. 100 million percent. Facts. Jerry, you have a son. Columbia does it different. Oh, yeah?

If you have a child in Columbia, you skip every line. Waiting for a drink, like to get snacks and stuff, you skip all the lines. What? Now, is this a baby or a teen? Is this something that you didn't understand and you were just skipping lines? No. That would be funny if Jerry had just been skipping lines all week. No, no, no.

My girlfriend is fluent in Spanish. So I was like, we were waiting. The first experience I've had, we were waiting to get snacks, like water and stuff like that for the airplane. And to go on the plane. And the cash register is like, no, no, no. You come in the front. You have the baby with you. And then when you go to board the plane, you're first.

Everything, you're first. Wow. With a kid, yeah. Yeah, that's a dream. Yeah, it's really cool. Not us. No, that is not us. Either way, this guy's an idiot for ever tweeting this.

Yeah, that's the biggest thing. That is the, that's the, like, we lost the plot because everyone started debating, like, childcare on airplanes, all this shit. Yeah. You're a fucking moron if you thought you could put this on Twitter and it would go your way. Ever.

Yeah. Yeah. Ever. Yeah. Jerry, you want to show them? What? Jerry was in the Colombians. Bruise?

Oh, yeah. You were in the Colombian sun? I burnt up. I mean, my arms aren't that bad. My arms aren't that bad. Jerry, I saw Jerry for the first time in, like like a month, and he just pulled his pants down. Oh, Jerry. Oh, no, Jerry.

Jerry, what happened? Did you not do suntan lotion on those? You went fishing? Yeah, pull it back up for me. I went fishing, so I'll tell you what. The best thing I ever did there, I hired a guy. I hired a guy to pretty much be my escort and take me everywhere. You know, you go out to dinner.

He waits there for you and stuff like that. I went fishing with him, and it was fun. It was fun, but the sun was bad. So he was like your security guard the whole time. Pretty much. Steven, just dump it in the middle of, or dump a little of it there, yeah, see if anyone slips.

This be the most comfortable to an airplane? Yeah, this rug would be very comfortable. I don't think this rug would make you slip at all. There's a dude out there. Put a little in the door, and we'll invite someone in and see if they fall. Let's just text people and say, hey, can you sprint onto the app? Get on over here.

Oh, that's a lot. Now, who's going to clean that up? That is impossible. We have a Roomba. Oh, wow. Yeah, but it doesn't have knives on it anymore. Oh, okay. Careful.

Yeah. Wait a minute. How do I know you're the real big cat? Cody or Chuck. Oh, okay. Careful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait a minute. How do I know you're the real big cat? Cody, or Chuck. Chuck. Yeah, we got to talk about it. Chuck. Come on.

Run in here. Run in here. Run in here. Run in here. Run in here. Run in here. Hurry, hurry. Oh, no slip.

Okay. Not even close. All right, thanks. Tell someone to sprint in here. Chuck, you're a relief pitcher as well. What is this guy's deal? Sprint in here. Chuck, you're a relief pitcher as well. What is this guy's deal? Sprint in here. Jake, come on.

Come to me. Come to me. Come to me. Come to me. Come to me. Fast, fast, fast. Come to me. They turned the corner.

All right, no. He didn't stop. I don't think this is... Blattman, you're juicy ass. Get in here. Now, loafers might be different. If he falls on his ass, he'll bounce back up. Walk quickly through the popcorn.

Walk quickly. No, no. Walk quickly through it. Loafers don't have tread. Well, let's spin him around a bunch of times and make him dizzy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you spin around him? That's no slip. Are these supposed to be slippery? Well, we don't know. We don't know.

Now you're just making a mess. Yeah, it wasn't a mess before. It wasn't. A Blatman dub. Kind of a dub. That was a big dub. Alright, so the popcorn isn't slippery. What was the biggest culture shock? The women.

Oh yeah, fat asses? The women come up to you even if you're with your wife or girlfriend. Are they trying to sell you things? No, they're trying to... Fuck you. Yeah. They just walk right up and say it? Yeah. So pretty much, even if you're with your significant other, they'll come to... Fuck you. Yeah. They just walk right up and say it? Yeah.

So pretty much, even if you're with your significant other, they'll come right up to you. Confidence boost? Like, even my girlfriend even, like, told me before I went there, she's like, oh, yeah, don't be shocked. They'll come right up to you. Like the kids? Was she letting you hall pass?

No, I wasn't. No, I don't. Are you getting harassed by teens? Don't be shy. That's like... Yeah, don't be shy. Don't be shy. Pretty interesting country. Yeah, what was your shy. Don't be shy. Pretty interesting country.

Yeah, what was your tweet in Spanish? I was laughing about it. So much ass that I can't touch. Yeah, so much ass that I can't touch. That's Jerry's review of Columbia. And wait, what was with the ATMs? Oh, I got scammed four times. So you just like couldn't get cash anywhere.

It was just. No. Yeah. What do you mean you got scammed? From a scammer? It was like a corrupt, fake ATM. Correct. So on the street, people were telling me

Twitter followers and stuff like, hey, when you get to Columbia you'll be allowed to use your ATM card because they accept Visa. So I was like, alright, I'll just take cash out the ATM. You would put your card in, you put your pin in, withdraw the amount you want, and then it would give you an error.

And I'm like, okay, that didn't work. But Chase would charge me. Oh, my God. Yes. And it was just a hassle to get the... I still haven't received any of the money. Oh, shit. It's in claims right now, so hopefully I do.

They look sketchy? No, legit. They look nice. They look sketchy? No, legit. They look nice. They look... That's interesting. So I had one fan that came and gave me

some money. The guy in Columbia. The plug? Zeldum, yeah. Zeldum? Good guy. Wow. Oh, that's beautiful.

Yeah. It's very cheap out there which is pretty cool. How was the food? Very good. I would imagine it's delicious. Yeah, very good. I had a great time.

Eat like a king for like five bucks. It's awesome. Yeah. Were you hitting the beaches and stuff or you were mostly in land? We went to an island one day, which was pretty cool. That was a nice experience. But we mainly stayed on the mainland by the coast. Was there a lot of other tourists there?

Not really. No. No. Not really. And so all the fat asses were just coming up to you. Yeah, you were the only one. Yeah. So, I mean, they picked me out right away.

Like, you go to the mall and they'll just... How fat of asses? Fat. Fat? How many T's? Is Colombia ranked one for asses? Number one? Yeah, it's got to be.

Is it Brazil, though? Brazil or Colombia? Brazilian butt? Colombia might have their pass. Did you find that out, TJ? What's the number one ass country? Yeah, but the asses were definitely big. They were big?

They were nice? Yeah. And they're not like, their waist is like this, and then their ass. Then the ass gets fat. Yeah. That's ideal. That's the problem. They have maids there. Therein lies the problem.

Everybody has maids there, which is wild. What do you mean? So where we stayed, we stayed for a couple days at my girlfriend's grandmother's house. They have a maid that's been with them for years, and she does all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, and stuff, and she's like $20 American a day. I think that's common in some foreign countries for everyone to just have maids. Oh, breaking news. Uh-oh. Football.

Oh! Steelers are working to finalize a trade to acquire veteran wide receiver Allen Robinson from the Rams and granted permission to give him a physical. That's, that's not, he's not good anymore. He's not good anymore. Jerry. I mean, I'm not the big guy. Jerry, look at me.

Not good anymore. I'm not saying he is good. You don't see me smiling, do you? Am I smiling? No, you're not smiling. All right. I wanted Brandon Cooks. Yeah. Brandon Cooks has been on like a million teams, right? Yeah. Yeah're not smiling. All right. I wanted Brandon Cooks. Yeah.

Brandon Cooks has been on like a million teams, right? Yeah. Yeah, and he's still young. And he gets concussed like all the time. Yeah, but he has 1,000 yards everywhere he goes. Yeah, how young is Brandon Cooks? 30. He might be younger than that.

No way. I think he's one of those guys. The age shit always fucks me up with like. Cooks, 31. Derek Derek Henry's I think 29 Yeah that's mind boggling Odell still being 29 He'll be 30 the first month of the season

That's insane I don't like it You don't like what? I don't like it I don't like being older than all of these NFL players Yeah Are you 31? 30 That's still young bro I don't like it. I don't like being older than all of these NFL players. Yeah. On the tail end of their career. Are you 31?

30. 30. That's still young, bro. Got a lot of... Not for professional athletes. For wide receivers, that's a good age. LeBron's a month older than me. He hasn't retired.

He's LeBron. So? Yeah, he hasn't retired. How old is Horford? Al Horford? 42. No, he's got to be 37. 36.

Wow. That's close. He's a lot older than that. I thought he was in his 40s. Todd Gurley's 28, retired. Jeez. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I am coming up to the age where, like, in, like, two years, there will be no one in any sports.

Yeah, that's the worst age when no one is. There's no one older than your age. Damn. Rodgers. Rodgers is a year older, yeah. Who's the youngest, like, coach? McVay is younger than me. Yeah.

McVay is, like, 35. McVay is, like like younger than some of the there's got to be nf uh nba guys yeah when he coaches that yeah when mcveigh started he was i think younger than whitworth who was on the team yeah significantly younger yeah tommen was for a long time yeah yeah tommen was fuck yeah this this mcveigh beat him for Long time. Yeah. Yeah, Tomlin was. Fuck. Yeah, this... McVay beat him for youngest to win a Super Bowl, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, young coaches. By, I think, a couple months. Yeah. They're still old golfers. Golfers. Yeah, true, true, true, true. Tiger's old. Yeah.

True. He's done, though. Yeah? Cooked? Yeah, he can't walk anymore. He cannot walk That is a fact Tough

What's going on out there? Awesome Yacking it up I like what you guys do on your TikTok Where you put other clips Oh yeah So we said we were annoyed by that Like with other people's TikToks

And Then I realized as I was scrolling TikTok It works Yeah I stop at your guys stuff every time Not to watch us people's TikToks. And then I realized as I was scrolling TikTok, it works. Yeah. Yeah. I stop at your guys' stuff every time. Not to watch us, to watch, you know, whose highlights did we use recently? You were using like, there was an NHL game I saw.

We got Tavon coming up in the pipeline, which is going to get a lot of people watching. I need to learn how to do this. I dropped another TikTok on Steven's head the other day. All right, Mook will do it. Yeah. I fucking roasted Steven on TikTok today how to do this. I dropped another TikTok on Steven's head the other day. All right, Mook will do it. Yeah. I fucking roasted Steven on TikTok today. Look at this. This is genius.

My son's a fucking bookworm. Works every time. I don't do that. Wait, what? I don't do that. You don't do the ice cream? I don't do that. Why you being?

Why you being? I don't do that. I remember you walked. I walked. Yeah. Do you think you could call? That one with the skater. I didn't know. Skater was awesome.

No, we posted that. The original cast is going to be made because people are from Idaho. Who's their most famous person? People in the comments just comment the clip they want in the next video. They don't talk about what's going on in the podcast. They say what they want in the next clip. This is the move. All right, I need Mook to do this for me.

Yeah. And can you use all these clips, TJ? I mean, somebody might yell at you for doing it, but it's TikTok, so. Doesn't matter. China. See, they were trying to take the TikTok away. Yeah.

I mean, some people follow up on their word on taking stuff away cat what i no longer have a check mark no what happened so i thought that it was initially because elon has said that he's taking away all legacy check marks people told me that maybe it's because i changed my twitter name to uh b-ball paul tracker last night oh that's exactly why that's what does it no he used to be able to do that i didn't change my handle oh just the name yeah then i don't know i guess that's a new rule but i mean i i have no regrets i someone had to track b-ball paul three for four no big deal that is a lock that is a new guideline i think it's under review for like a week or two so i might get it back yeah i don't regret it some someone has to track him he's sick play at the end of one of the quarters yeah

end of the first half his tweets by the way are like even more of them are surfacing and they're just so good because he's tweeting. I didn't realize. I'll send him to you, TJ. I didn't realize last night or the one we read the other day. I think he was 12 years old or 13 years old when he didn't call 9-1-1. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Ugly one winning. Yeah. That was that was from a 12 year old. 12 year old. 12 year old. This one. This is from a 12-year-old? 12-year-old. 12-year-old. This one. This is from maybe 13-year-old P-Ball Paul.

All his tweets are, like, he's, I hope we don't find any bad ones, but I don't know why we would. He's 12. Yeah. He's the man. I'm excited when we have a president. We could dig up his old vines. Oh, my God. That's probably going to be this, not the next one, but the following one. There's going to be a his old vines. Oh, my God. That's probably going to be not the next one,

but the following one. There's going to be a candidate with vines. But you can't find vines. Buddha Judge had vines. You think so? He's a vine star? Did you do vine, Jerry?

No. What about you, big cat? Oh, I was big on vine. You were big on vine? Yeah, was Barstool fucking with vine? Let me change what I just said. Oh, I was big on Vine. You were big on Vine? Yeah, was Barstool fucking with Vine? Let me change what I just said. I was not personally big on Vine. I was personally using Vine a lot.

Oh, yeah. I watched it a lot. I didn't make any, but I watched a lot of Vine. It used to be the, yeah, here's B-Ball Paul, 13 years old. I come watch TV, go outside, come back in, masturbate 15 minutes, do homework, watch TV again and eat. Tell me if this is not what all boys do. He's not wrong. That seems to if this is not what all boys do. He's not wrong. That seems to be.

It is what all boys do. Watching this Harry Potter movie. What the fuck is this? I want to hire 12-year-old B-Ball Paul. I rocked. No, Vine was... Yeah, I lost my check, too. You did?

Yeah. Did you change your name? Yeah, it does work. Oh. You just changed your name to what? Paul. Damn. Maybe it's only Paul.

Your check's gone? It's gone. So that was what it was. So it wasn't. Yeah. You want to be my backup tracker? I'm going to stay. I'm going to keep that.

I'm not going to change it back. But then you need to track him. I do. Or you could be b-ball tracker tracker you could track me tracking b-ball paul just keep me in check are you is that your still your name oh i changed it back to mine i'm the guy we'll see how i god damn So wait, you didn't change KB no swag. No. You just changed your name?

Yeah. Shit, you just took people on pole track. Yeah. Nice. Damn it. You got some work to do then. Yeah, you're going to have to watch these games. I mean, it's pretty.

You basically have to watch the end of the second quarter and start of the third. Or sorry, end of the first quarter, start of the second the end of the second quarter And start of the third Or sorry End of the first quarter Start of the second End of the second And then do the same for the second half Just tweet What am I looking for? Stats or body language?

Everything Anything Yeah, hustle plays B-Ball Paul being out there just doing shit Fuck having hoes I want a girlfriend That was 15 years old Fuck a relationship

Where the hoes at? That was what? what yeah 20 days apart i love it wait i want to lose my check do it okay don't come bad boys cherry go yeah i'll lose our check blue what you paid for it yeah because i need to do long videos this motherfucker paid for twitter it His dog. Yeah, I got Twitter blue now. Damn, Jerry. I need the long videos. Gives you ten minutes, I think. I usually do like five or six, though.

Oh, for fragrance? What's next for fragrance? Got a couple Colombian ones coming on the way. Yeah? Yeah. Nice. You got any special Demon Time stuff coming? No.

No. Mm-mm. No, lower end. Got it. Demon Time video. NASCAR upcoming race, Geico 500, Talladega Super Speedway. Tune in to Fox at 3 p.m. Eastern. Chase Elliott's second race back. 75th

anniversary of NASCAR's Chicago Street Race. It's also happening July 2nd 5.30 p.m. But check it out. Chase Elliott, his second race back this Sunday at Talladega. What could be better than that? Spider said it's going to be an awesome

awesome race. Check it out. Geico 500. talladega speedway tune into fox at 3 p.m eastern i'm gonna boost chase elliott in the barstool sportsbook so you can bet on him to win the race which i will be doing it's going to be a great event the best race i saw a lot yeah that track is the best what is is it? Is it the biggest track? Yeah. It's definitely the biggest party, I think, of all the races. Yeah.

That track is, whenever they do the videos where you'll be driving like 50 miles an hour and the curves are insane. Yeah. You're like upside down. Can't even walk up them. No. Is that true? Uh-huh. Some of them you can't, right?

Yeah. You can't walk up those back turns. The wheels stick to them because they get hot. It's cool. So check it out. Sunday, 3 p.m. Eastern on Fox. You ready, KP? We're doing a NASCAR race through the streets of Chicago. Yes. When? Street race, July 2nd. Oh, shoot. Yeah. I lost my check. You just did? Who are you?

Yeah. I went crazy. Oh. What'd you do? TJ, can you pull it up? Uh-oh. Nikki! Bye-bye. Nikki. What's your link?

Uh-oh. Oh. Girl I thought was hot. Oh, yeah. Yeah, her. It is a hot girl. You ever found out who that is? Never did, no.

I just, she was in every one of my tweets. I would Photoshop her. I had a lot of her stuff. What do you think girl from? Hot girl. Damn, I forgot all about that. I changed mine, but I still have it. Oh, weight refresh.

Oh, no, I don't. I lost mine, too. Ah. Bye. Oh, wait, refresh. No, I don't. I lost mine, too. Bye-bye. Check yours. Change yours. Oh! Change yours, Chad. I'll sign up for Twitter Blue.

You bought Twitter, too? A couple weeks ago. Who told me to? There was an email that went out that was like, your stuff will do better. It was kind of implying that, but I can't bring myself to do it. I'm going to live a day with no check marks, and maybe I'll buy one. Fuck it. Twitter Blue is kind of annoying, honestly, because there's a delay.

What do you mean? Like, if you tweet, there's like a 10 second or 15 second bar. He's wrong. You're wrong. You need to switch it in your settings. I have a 30 second timer. Yeah, Jerry's got his timer. Oh, no timer.

Yeah, people were saying that the timer should have stopped you from the video of you having your son give you the vape. I don't give a fuck about that. That was- Listen, I would have passed that one through if you'd asked me. Yeah, who gives a fuck? Yeah, people were not happy about that. Oh was... Listen, I would have passed that one through if you'd asked me. Yeah, who gives a fuck? Yeah, people were not happy about that. Oh, yeah, you're a bad dad.

Yeah. Left-sided fuckers. I didn't have issues with any of your tweets. No. Oh, no, no. They used to smoke in cars and shit. Yeah, no, until they found out they killed everyone, yeah. Yeah.

Cool part about Twitter Blue is somebody could just pay $8 and be you. Well, not my handle. They could do the big name. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I guess. But then, yeah, I mean, people already do that, right? Yeah, but they can be verified now. Yeah.

There's a bunch of people. You can't do the uppercase. They can just be you. I. Sick. Stop what you're doing. Yeah, you're fucked. They could be all of us.

I'll just get it eventually. Fucking buy Twitter Blue eventually. I don't give a fuck. Brandon's definitely not going to lose his checkmark. He won't do it? Oh, he wouldn't do it. Although I could. I have his login.

Oh! Okay. Let's call him and hold him hostage. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Brandon not homeless. Yeah. He got a house. Bought a home. Go for him. hold him hostage. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Brandon, not homeless. Yeah, he got a house. Bought a home.

Go for him. That's awesome. Call Brandon up and let's put his feet to the fire. Brandon, we're logged into your Twitter. We're going to take away your check. What can we get him to do? Sing Hotty Toddy? Yeah.

Let's pretend we're on the dozen real quick yeah what number you call oh no here i'll that's i'll call him i'll call he's not that dumb i'll call him uh college football question um jeremy ito he'll answer He'll have to answer any questions, so you might as well give him a question. What is it, Za? Jeremy Ito to beat South Florida in 2006. Louisville, 2006. This kicker beat South Florida. Jeremy Ito kicked for what team to beat Louisville in 2006? Are you sure it wasn't South Florida?

Positive. Fuck. Fuck. He kicked for Louisville? You kicked for Rutgers. Rutgers. Who'd they beat? Louisville.

2006. They were ranked number three. Yeah. Hey. Are you still suspended? I have a dozen questions We're doing it right now I think I can answer a question Wait, it's what?

No, you don't Oh Ah, shit No, but we are We are about to take away your checkmark Why? No, you already got yours taken away Yeah, I know

TJ has your account So all he has to do is change your name and it will be taken away. Well, BFW, I had to pay $20,000 for BFW. What? I had to pay $20,000 for BFW. $20,000? What are you going to do for us not to take away your check mark right now? I brought y'all gifts. What's my gift? I brought Ron'all gifts What's my gift?

I brought Ron a hat I brought Nick and Sass a shirt And what's my gift? I brought you some food What kind of food? I brought a couple of coolers of my favorite sausage from West Point, Mississippi There's no chance you did that Oh, I you did that.

All right, I want a picture of the sausage in the next five minutes, otherwise we're changing it and you're losing your check mark. Well, it's all the way in the back. The coolers are covered up by suitcases. What part did you not understand about my demands? Negotiating with the terrorist. You'll have the, you'll have the sausages tomorrow. Promise? That's fair.

How many sausages? Ask for the watermelons. Can I have some watermelons? No, I don't like watermelon. You know that. But they're for us. That's like three months from now. It's not watermelon season.

Why'd you ask me to ask that, Steven? They're famous. He sent them to save. He said the famous Mississippi watermelons. I want one. Smith County. I'll get you a watermelon. You want a watermelon?

I'll get you a watermelon. All right. Okay. All right. All right. You have your checkmark for another day. I got to prove it again tomorrow? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. If the sausages aren't here. All right. Well, I might have been lying about this. But anyway, I'll be back tomorrow. Okay. All right. Well, I might have been lying about this. But anyway, I'll be back tomorrow. Okay. All right.

We're excited to see you. Oh, it's going to be fun. I got a house, I'll tell you. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Don't give any more details. I know what you're about to do.

Just hang up the phone, Brandon. I don't know what he said, but I'll see you. All right, Brandon. Also, don't watch the end of the rundown Bye I don't know Don't watch the end of the rundown

The last Me Kevin and Dave Oh is he talking that bullshit What was he I'm so tired of that motherfucker I was walking out of his office And he's like wait one last thing Brandon tried to quit

Alright Do you want to get the story out Before the story gets you Okay Okay. Well, I mean, I think he had to do the Dak Prescott tweet. It was on a tee. It's not been three months. It's been one month. I, that's a month. Okay. All right.

Y'all have fun. I'm tired of that motherfucker. I'm happy that you aren't quitting. I'm trying. Yeah, but you're not. You're not going anywhere. It's way more embarrassing to fail at that. And it couldn't even quit.

Yeah. You got this, Brandon. We love you. We can't wait. We have a gazebo a veranda pool outdoor yak studio awesome he tried to quit

after all that stuff what this is the stuff the whoa yeah good to see that not all Mississippi State people are brain-digged, classless, low-life idiots, great drink choice, Dak. I mean, that was on a tee for Dave.

You had to expect that. I told him just mute Dave on Twitter. He can't. No, he can't. No chance. He's probably got alerts on. I would be so upset if Brandon quit. What did you say, TJ? He did not pay $20,000 for his act. No, of course not. I wonder how much upset if Brandon quit. What did you say, TJ?

He did not pay $20,000 for his act. I wonder how much he did pay. He paid nothing. He would have had to pay that to get Brandon Walker, but BFW was a debt account. BFW is way cooler. It was like Belarusian Festival Week or something. That's kind of cool.

I miss my check. week or something. Sexy. That's kind of cool. I found it. I missed my check. Yeah, it does feel like a little... I'm sitting here regretting it now. It's sad. Don't feel as cool. You're not verified. Not verified at all. It's a tough life.

Yeah. Fuck. Steven, are you getting ready for the draft? We're one week away. Yeah, a week and a half. I'm on full draft mode. Are you sick? Getting over it, yeah.

Damn. Everyone's getting sick. Why are... Steven, what was your... The other today is very interesting. Yeah. What is the best invention idea you've ever had? It's not weird.

What's spurned that on, though? Thinking about Tommy Pickles' dad, stupid. He's an inventor. You's spurring that on, though? Thinking about Tommy Pickles' dad, stupid. He's an inventor. You guys have inventions that you invented? Remember my dad took, you know, the stick you use to raise the basketball hoop? Yeah. And then he put a Y-shaped stick from our yard on it with duct tape, and that's what he would use to put up our Christmas lights high up in the trees.

Oh. Pretty easy, pretty smart. up in the trees. Oh. Pretty easy. Pretty smart. Real men are genius. I invented gift shirts, but I think they're out now. They exist now? I think so. That and taco tape. Taco tape was genius. I think someone else invented that too.

Some woman went viral because Mexican dad invented it. I was like, what the fuck? Taco tape, just a little tape of bacon right at the end of the taco to stop it so it doesn't spill out. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. See? She fucking did it. I like the idea of one-time wear t-shirts and like you have a big tissue box and you don't know

what you're wearing that day. You have to pull it out. I love that. I love that. You just toss them when you're done. That's a great one. No laundry and they go away in water. Why do you have to be done with them after once?

They're disposable. So you don't have to wash them. You don't have to wash them. I do think that glass bottom airplanes would rule too. No, it would fuck it up. It would. It would.

It would pay so much more for that. You would do that? Yeah. That would be awesome. That's got to be a thing somewhere, right? No? It should. That would suck.

That and my other one was dentists on an airplane. How great would that be? Oh, just knock it out? If you just do all the shit you don't want to do, like you should have an accountant, a dentist, get your hair cut, just get on the airplane and do all the shit you don't want to do, like you should have it once. An accountant, a dentist, get your hair cut, just get on the airplane and do all the shit you don't want to do. I think some airports have dentists and stuff like that where you can, during the long layovers, you can just get it done. This is the April Fool's show. Yeah, they put the luggage under there.

Yeah, I think that was April Fool's. That would have got me. It's still getting me. I have been on a plane where, you know, the little TV on the seat and it shows the map, but the plane had a camera underneath and you could watch the feed underneath the plane. That's cool. Yeah, it was cool. That's cool.

I'm just trying to find an efficient way to live my life. I thought of like a barber, like it's a portable barber. It's in a food truck. Yeah. Like park out in front of businesses. Go get your haircut at lunch. Mobile gym. Mobile gym.

If you like, instead of your commute, you just get in the back of like a big U-Haul and there's a treadmill. Oh, amazing. On the way to work. These are all original from you guys? Yeah. Good ideas. But how great would that be?

Instead of commuting 45 minutes to work, you're working out. Yeah. Now, some people might say you could just like bike to work or something But that's lame And dangerous We gotta think of a way like I like hanging out with my boys better than I do with girls I gotta find out a way where I could spend my life with a boy And like be turned on and aroused by a boy

That was a good idea I like that a lot Cause like think about it. Like, you already know how to jerk off. Yeah. You just jerk off your boy. Yeah. Oh, you're going there?

No, I'm just saying, like, you... We should invent a new color. Ooh. I like that. We should sell the shirt in the store. What color doesn't exist? Is it possible to do that? I guess.

Reddish green or bluish orange. Yeah. No one's invented reddish green? Let's put out a reddish green shirt. It would just be brown. Oh, no. Ours would be reddish green. Reddish green?

They're across the color wheel from each other, so they just mix. What about such dark blue pants that you can't tell if they're black or blue? No, they're so dark. They look white. What if he makes purple with silver? Oh. Do that, TJ? What would we call it, Kyle?

We'll have to see what it may be. It might create something that I'm very familiar with already. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. Call them the horn frogs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah Silver and purple That bangs

Imagine what a flex Like you're wearing a shirt And they're like I've never seen that color before It would just make like a darker pink No I don't know what it would do Do we

Can we Is there a way to Color mixer It's like those videos The paint The paint mixer The paint mixing videos I don't know what it would do. Is there a way to... Color mixer? It's like those videos, the paint mixing videos. That's what I need Mook to do because I follow all the rug cleaner, the lawnmower guy. There's like, I think it's like gentle satisfaction or something.

It'll just be like... Oddly satisfying. Yeah, oddly satisfying where it'll be like a cake being made. Well, there's a subreddit that's perfect fits. Oh. And it's just like you find a hole and you have an item

that's the same exact size and it just drops right in. Oh. Hamana, Hamana. I'm still looking for a perfect fit. All right, wait. What's silver?

What do we got? Purple and silver? And like, it's got that color. It's weird. Yeah, I'm prepared to have my life changed by this.

It's purple. What's? It's tough to get metallic. I need silver. Oh, he wants silver. He asked for silver. Tech isn't there yet.

I think purple and silver would be an awesome color. Yeah. Yeah. Well, is it kind of like those holographic clothes that shine a little bit?

You know what I mean? They look a little purple and then they're silver. Shiny shirts. Metallic. Why don't they have matte colored shirts? Gloss. Gloss shirts. High gloss.

Oh, no gloss. Isn't matte no gloss? That is no gloss. That is no gloss. They should have no gloss shirts. All shirts are no gloss. They should make them specifically so they look like Matt. Did you see the 2D shirts that are coming out?

Finally. What does that mean? They put out pixelated shirts. What all did he say? I don't know. They might cut it out. He just asked me if I wanted to cut it. I said, no, it happened.

Don't fucking cut it. He just said exactly what I told you. He's like, did you hear Walker tried to quit yesterday? I was like, no, happened don't fucking cut it he just said exactly what I told you he's like did you hear Walker tried to quit yesterday I was like no I didn't and then he said you're the softest guy in the world well he texted me that too I disagree with him alright so then we'll leave it in

we already talked about it I want to leave it in because it happened remember when I texted you yesterday and I said what should I do and I said... What should I do? And I said, mute him. Yeah. It's wrestling, Brandon.

Well, it is wrestling, but I mean... No, it's wrestling. He doesn't hate you. Will you relax? What are y'all doing? Give him the cord, Tommy. He's driving. Give him the cord.

I don't care how long you have. Just... Tommy, are my sausages back there? Tommy, you want to talk to Big Cat? Tommy. He's good. Okay. All right.

We'll see you all tomorrow. It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. It's wrestling. It's wrestling. He does not hate you. You're Stone Cold. He's Vince McMahon.

Why do you keep trying to embarrass one of your guys? That's all. You're Stone Cold. He's Vince McMahon. That's what he does. I don't think I'm Stone Cold. I'm more like, I don't know, man. I'm like one of the Bushwhackers.

Okay, yeah, that probably makes sense. Yeah, he embarrasses Jerry, too. Yeah, fuck him. Well, I'm not even close to the same. He calls him dumb. I mean... Will you relax? Just relax. Alright, bye. He's trying to call you

dumb. Dave? No. He was about to call you dumb. Yeah. Yeah, two T-shirts. Look at those. Oh. Uh-shirts. Look at those. Oh. Uh-huh.

Pixelated pants. Squawk around like a little NPC. Only $2,500. What? Dan? All right. What the fuck? How much is that?

What is going on? They're pixelated. Dan, can you get a pixelated hoodie? How do you put that on? I kind of want one of these. Yeah, there he is. How much? What is that? What comes in the mail?

What does come in the mail? Like a poster tube. Pixelated pants? You want pixelated pants? Oh my god, I want this so bad. I love showing you shit. Can we find maybe a little cheaper version that I can get everyone a pixelated pants? I want this so bad. I love showing you shit. Fuck. Can we find maybe a little cheaper version that I can get everyone a pixelated hat? No, no, no.

I want you just to come in pixelated. Pixelated shirt. I'm going to look real quick. It's got to be pixelated hats, too. It's so expensive because the technology is so crazy. It just comes as just a regular shirt? Oh, yeah. I bet on Etsy you could find it.

Oh, you could find everything there. Pixelated, yeah. I bet on Etsy you could find it. Oh, you could find everything there. Yeah. I want one of these. Bad now. I'm going to end up buying that. Fuck. Alright, that's fine. Oh, wait. Is this real life? Yeah. How does this work? It just looks flat.

That's pretty cool. What the fuck? Come on You look so cool man I don't believe it Such a regret of mine Come on Look at that

Oh man Look how cool that is Is the crowd going crazy? You think your spanks Make you look thin You look flat I need a pixelated shirt So bad

How much for the t-shirts? It's women's sizing You look thin. You look flat. I need a pixelated shirt so bad. How much for the t-shirts? It's women's sizing, but... This hoodie was $2,500. Only women's? Kate, you want a pixelated shirt? I mean, yes, kind of. Fuck. Nobody would be able to tell you're pregnant.

Right. Do you have pixelated maternity gear? T-shirt's $1,850. That's it? Jesus Christ. I don't get what is arriving. I don't either. But we're going to find out. Oh, they're sold out?

Can we find another one? Who's really wearing these? Yeah, robots. Find another one. I want a pixelated shirt. Bad. Real bad. Oh my god. If that's your look of the summer Yeah Dan's gonna do like a pixelated phase

I'm just gonna be pixelated all summer long Fuck There has to be something That exists Daddy want Now that's all I'm gonna think about Is how bad I want a pixelated shirt God damn it

There's nothing funnier to me Is when you find something I just I buy it And it never is as good When it arrives Other than the lottery ball machine Lottery ball machine

Was a certified banger But like When I bought 16 pounds Of those fucking Bottle caps They're still in the Back snack area And nobody

No one eats them I didn't even know They were there 16 pounds of them That was a mistake. TJ, scroll up to the very top. I think there was a, that one right there. Come on. That is just pixel art

of a shirt. Oh, that's, I can't tell anymore. How hard is it to turn that into a shirt, you know? eBay might have something. Yeah, find me one, TJ. Find me a shirt I can buy. Somebody that knows dupes, send me a dupe and I'll send it to Big Cat. What's a dupe?

When you buy fake clothes from Asia. I want the real thing, though. It's $100. But it was sold out and it was only women's clothing. Yeah. I want men's. It's spelled pixelated. It's a designer.

God. They just dropped it. I'm like in between an XL and double XL. What do I go with? This is real? What do I go with with my pixelated shirt? You didn't wear a computer graphic? I found one.

Yeah? Authentic. How much? No, it's not. $5,000. Oh, damn. What does it look like? Oh, yeah, that is real.

How do you watch it? I don't understand any of this. It just looks pixelated. Yeah, I just realized that. It's not actually pixelated? Well, it actually is any of this. It just looks pixelated. Yeah, I just realized that. It's not actually pixelated? Well, it actually is, I guess, because it's pixelated. Yeah, it is. Explain it to me like I'm five.

I don't know if I can. That looks super easy to make. Like, I'm sure somebody out there, we've got crafty followers. If anybody wants to make Big Cat a pixelated shirt. Damn. I'm going to have to get one. If the camera cuts to you and you're flat as fuck, I would laugh so hard. I'm going to look online real quick.

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Does this mean that you guys did this to me? Yeah. Fuck. It is. Are you eating a little jerky? Have you ever seen the sport high lie? Oh, I guess. Yeah.

I'll give you guys jerky. Oh, nice. Yes. Yeah. Yes, high lie rules. Yeah, it's crazy. That is the world record for speed of a ball. Speed, and also it basically stopped being a sport because it was so easily rigged.

And gambling, yeah. The whole history behind high lie is it was the most rigged sport, and people would wash their money with it. Really? Yeah, in Florida. It's like big mob time. They used to do it in New England. Now you can only do it in Miami, in the U.S.

Yeah, it's huge in Miami. Huh. I want to play. It looks painful, though. Can I see, like, a highlight? Yeah, if that shit hits you. Yeah, it's a hard ball. They said people have died.

Didn't Jackass do one where they threw it at someone's balls? Oh, yeah, they might have. Yeah. It goes, like, 100 miles an hour, right? It's not a fun watch. It's, like, stressful. Yes. Is there a bat?

Is it, like, baseball kind of? Oh, it's, like, a sling. I know the little curved thing. It's, like, stressful. Yes. Is there a bat? Is it, like, baseball kind of? Oh, it's like a sling. I know the little curved thing. It's like a sling, yeah. Yeah, this is them playing hot. And he just does get there before the second bounce. Oh, whoa. And overhead.

There's a right side of Bote, Carbayo, putting it up the middle. Here's Benny. Low and hard again. Not going to get past Carbayo. What's the point? He scooped it up off the sidewall. Is it kind of like racket? Got to catch him.

Yeah, just like racket. It's kind of like squash or racket. You have to, if it hits past the line, it's out. Or if it hits, there's a net on the other side, it's out. Is there a video of people getting hit? If it hits the black pad, it's out. If it hits the ceiling, it's out. You can only throw it a certain way.

The thing has to be on one arm. It's hard to explain. It's really, really good. This kid made his own jerky. Yeah, it's really fucking good. What's the meat? I don't know. It was on Facebook.

This guy. Let me message him. Put that for me. How's my opener? Oh, that was easy. Oh, so easy. You're so strong. He's so strong.

You're so strong. Have some. You're so strong. Yeah, can we see a highlight? Someone get hit? Oh. Oh, yeah. Phenomenal.

Right? 188. This is theal. Right? 188. Oh, it's Shaq. Every play, every point is potential death. I'm scared. And ours is heavy. It'll probably come out easily 100 miles an hour. I'm Johnny Goschko.

This is Steve O. This is Highline. Ready? Here we go. Here we go. Go! Oh! Oh!

Johnny! Oh! Oh, yeah! Oh! Oh! And those are just oranges? That was just one? Yeah. Oh. Oh. And those are just oranges? Is that what they're throwing? Yeah.

Oh, fuck. They whip those things. What? I want to get into Highline. Incredible jerky. Yeah, is it sweet? Yeah, damn, that's really good. I don't know. He said, oh yeah, I'm watching the act now. Thank you so much.

Top round beef. Ah, yeah. It's got a kick to it too, right? Yeah, it's really good too right Yeah it's really good It's really good Yeah it's really good Really good jerky Damn that's good jerky

Suck a dick for that jerky You would? Fuck yeah That's how good it is Well you're a top G And we were talking yesterday That top G's Have kind of turned gay

Did he really? Yeah well he just is like No The most attractive woman in the world. Like, bothers me. I've been out of the mix. I haven't really had service that much. Did you graduate from Hustler University?

Never joined. Oh, you didn't? Always wanted to. Didn't you just pay him online? I don't know. It would have been great if you had a PhD from Hustle University. Yeah, framed above your desk. We don't have any doctors in here, and Jerry just pops up. He's like, actually.

We have one. Yeah. Gee. You'd stub your toe. I'm going to prescribe you one dick sucking from a 15 out of 10. Just a 15 out of 10. Yeah. We're not going with the hard stuff.

You don't want to get addicted. No, no, no, no. Addicted to women? Addicted to getting your dick sucked. Getting your dick sucked, yeah. This would be bad. That would save your loads. What happens now with him?

I don't know. Is he not now with him? I don't know. Is he not in jail anymore? House arrest? He was on my Twitter feed today for some reason, reuniting with his dog. Oh. I'm excited to see his dog again. Does he have a female dog? Maybe. I don't know. It was white and fluffy. It was like a white fluffy husky. Oh, we can't tell if he's got a dick or not?

I couldn't tell. That would be very... Having a girl dog? You got a bitch around? Uh-uh. No way. No chance. You can't tell if it's got a dick or not? I couldn't tell. That would be very... Having a girl dog? You got a bitch around? Uh-uh. No way. No chance. You can't be doing that. What if you get in heat?

Ugh. The worst. Oh, yeah. How are your dogs doing? Great. Are you breeding them again? No. Fuck that.

It's miserable. Yeah? You had to grab the dick and put it in the dog pussy, right? No, you shoot it in a cup and then you inject it. So you jerked off your dogs? So wait, you had a girl and guy dog, but you... Yeah, I got the mother, father, and the two sons now.

And you would jerk them off? I only did it once. And just put it in, cream pie it? Yeah, but you gotta wait until a certain amount of... You know, it's a process. What's the process? You wait until she's in heat. And then...

Oh, that's a wolf. Did he say wolf? His dog's not that excited to see him. No. It tells you a lot. It tells you a lot right there. When I get home just from work, Stella goes nuts. This is not passing the line test where they lean towards each other.

Oh, yeah, that dog doesn't want. Oh. Oh. Dog hates it. Oh, no. And dogs know. Oh, yeah. All dogs know.

Yeah, they do. This also looks like he's choking. This is a bad screenshot for tape. Damn. His hair came back screenshot for tape. Damn. His hair came back in, though. It did. A nice fade. Yeah, that's not good.

Dogs always know. Isn't it the best when, like, if your dog, like, nips at someone or, like, barks at someone, you're like, wow, you must be a bad person. Yeah. It's like, or your dog could suck did you see the dog that mauled a parent's kid and then they kept the dog yes we have to learn for we have to learn forgiveness dude i was blown away the family kept the when you say mall parents were getting the kid was like stitches down the face.

And it was them who made a TikTok about it. They made a TikTok showing their kid like ripped, like this sweet little girl like ripped apart. And then it ended with, but sometimes we have to teach our family that it's all about forgiveness. So we're going to jog another chance. And I was like, what the fuck? They got destroyed online. As they should have. Nobody was on their side.

They posted this? Yes. They posted it willingly. Are they like have. Nobody was on their side. They posted this? Yes. They posted it willingly. Are they like influencers? They're trying to be. Yeah, they posted it for praise. Was it a little kid? Yes.

Baby. What? Maybe two years old. That's going to happen again? Yes. Yes. We have to teach forgiveness. I don't know if it works like that.

I don't think it does. It works that way. Has Pauly Peppers ever bit you? Me, no. Other people? Yeah. A lot. Delivery pizza guy.

And the Eat Clean Bro guy. Oh, the guy from the billboards? Yeah. The Eat Clean Bro guy. I see that everywhere i only had one one issue with stella she uh the old building i lived in i was walking her out at like 9 p.m and there was two dudes walking in the hallway and one of them had a big just rip in his jeans and he just goes that's the dog and i was like what he's like, your dog lunged at me and it didn't bite me, but I think its nails

ripped the jeans. While he was wearing the jeans? I had to give him like 400 bucks. I was just like, hey, man. Wait a minute. When did it happen? It happened like earlier in the day. No.

Yeah. Do you think I got got? Yeah, you got got. Damn it. Oh, I got got. I got Venmo jumped. Damn it, I got got. I got Venmo jumped. Damn it, I got got. I got Venmo jumped yesterday.

Even if you didn't get got. Even if that happened, you don't give him money. So he did say that's the dog, and then Stella did start barking again. Well, he pointed. It's a tough position. He did say it right away. It wasn't like a. Yeah.

Like I turned a corner. He's like, that's the dog. And she was going nuts. Something about that one dude. She didn't like uh yeah like i turned a corner he's like that's the dog and she was going nuts something about that one dude she didn't like chaps and i did a video on a military base a few years ago about because he was a military working dog handler and so we went to the military working dog section of this space and like they're like keep it on the down low don't show our faces like you guys aren't even supposed to be here but they they were, like, doing us a solid to let us. It would only be our faces and us getting attacked by the dogs kind of thing. And as we're walking through the kennels, Chaps is, like, pulling me aside.

He's like, stick with me. Like, they're not, like, this small group of guys. It was, like, off hours. They're not, like, following the protocols like they should. These are, like, really dangerous dogs. And they get one of the younger troops to, like, go out out to these, like start taking this stuff out to the field. We'll bring the dog out in a second. And the other handler just casually opens the gate to this one dog.

The young troop is like maybe a hundred yards out at this point. The dog takes off like a rocket towards this young troop. And it was an airman takes off like a rocket and they're yelled at. And I'm trying to get his attention. Like, dude, dude. And they're yelling at the dog to stop, stop, and these dogs are so well-trained that they should stop. Right.

But the dog didn't stop. It flew through the air and attached to the guy's back. Oh, my God. And, like, ripped his uniform, ripped, like, a chunk out of his back, and we were doing an ad. We were supposed to be doing an ad for Starbucks, so we were standing there with a puppuccino, like, holy fucking shit, and then then they like, it was.

That's crazy that Chaps knew too. Chaps was like, dude, this is not the way things should be run. Like it was the whole, I mean, we shouldn't have even been there in the first place. Where was the dog from? The Middle East? No, it was like one of those, like a Belgian Malinois. It was like one of those like. Yeah.

It was great. What are you supposed to do? What is a guy supposed to do in that situation? Turn around and like, because like if a dog goes at me, I got bit by a dog when I was a kid. And so someone told, I can't remember if it was the owner of the dog or someone was like, next time a dog does like goes at you, just like stand and like kind of like give like a what's up and they'll stop. Well, they said, well, I don't know if that's true.

This dog wasn't stopping. They said like when we, when it attacked us to protect your most valuable like your core in your face if it attaches to your arm they say just don't stop moving your arm like keep it so it stays there and doesn't go elsewhere around you um but this kid was like totally blindsided but and then they had to run over and like it was it was horrible and then we were supposed to like record this puppuccino ad and i was like and get attacked by these dogs. Which we did. We still did it. A bit in the butt?

Yeah, when I was like 12. Like a nip or like a good? No, no scar. But it just like came, ran, got me right in the butt. I can't believe it. I would have like That's the scariest thing. That's horrible. And then we still went and did the video. would have like that's the scariest that's horrifying

and then we still went and did the video knowing these it was like one of the scariest things I've ever done this dog was maybe the dog that came after me

we have the video on YouTube somewhere but the dog that came at me was maybe like 25 pounds tops and took me to the ground and like really

and I was like trying and it took me down like so fast I would just be like yeah what do you want and I punch it in his face no no you could take it out of moose Really? And I was like trying and it took me down like so fast. I would just be like. Yeah. What do you want? I'm going to punch you in the face. No?

No. No, you could take it out of moose. Yeah, that's right. You could do much bigger animals. Yeah. Don Jones has one of those dogs. Can't dogs smell fear? I don't know.

I thought that. Have I been lied to my whole life? I don't know. I'm pretty sure dogs can smell fear. So if you just act tough. If you act tough, they'll run away. Right. The way they're breeding those pit bulls now, they look like they aren't even comfortable to live.

Like in their own skin. What are they doing with them? They're like so bow-legged. So muscular. It's unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. I also don't like the tiny little dogs that nip at you.

I want a dog to try me right now. You want a dog to try you? There's got to be one around. Yeah, there's usually a dog running around here. I'd love for a dog to try me right now. What, Jeff D. Lowe's Mimosa? Yeah. Bring Mimosa in.

If I went like, oh, just scared. Mimosa would, yeah. I always wonder if I did encounter a bear in the woods, I'd fuck it up woods Would this work? Be bigger? I thought you were supposed to go Ed, are you supposed to pretend you're dead? Yeah, what do you do?

These people scream at them Yell at it and like, yeah It works? Yeah, it's on TikTok I was watching it in Columbia The mountain lion videos scare me more. The walking backwards. As opposed to screaming.

I would commit like 50% and it would just be awkward. Yeah, I'd be embarrassed. And the mountain lion would be like, look at this fucking loser. Hey! Hey! Stop it, lion! Make sure no one's watching you before you... Oh my god.

Oh my god. Wow. Oh shit. Oh yeah, those are scary dogs Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, those are scary dogs. Oh, my God. Yeah, do you hear it? Yeah. Okay, sorry.

Did you apologize to me? Yes, I apologized the entire time. Sorry, dog. Sorry, dog. Yeah, I really didn't want to do it. But he's just doing what he's trained to do. Yeah. He's got to be able to get off at some point.

I had bruises up and down my arm afterwards, and I was wearing thick sleeve. It was, yeah. Dogs are no joke. It's crazy. It was like wagging its tail, too. It was having the time of its life. It was loving it.

Working dogs. Uh-huh. Yeah. Working dogs are awesome. Speaking of dogs, did you see the Tax Day Big Dog shirts that came out? No Let me see that

Fire I'm so mad that they didn't let us buy them Didn't let you buy them? Yeah we had a whole meeting with them I wanted to buy Big Dog And we had a whole meeting and they were like No it was like They basically explained that it had been defunct for like 15 years, but now they had new ownership that wanted

to reinvest into it. Well, you probably helped their business, and they're like, oh, we're keeping this. Yeah. I think someday I'll still own Big Dog. Definitely. That chapter is not done yet. It's my dream to just own Big Dog and just run Big Dog and do nothing else. Yeah, the tax day specials.

What does it say? The IRS. Great site they got. The IRS. There's coincidence? What the fuck does that mean? There's. There's.

The IRS. There's. There's. Oh, there's. There's. The IRS. There's. There's. Oh, there's. There's their money. Yeah, they hate the IRS. Okay, what else? What else we got?

Tax day special. For the people, by the people, screw the people. When did for the people, by the people, become screw the people? Ain't no dog on that shirt. Yeah, all right. Next one. I'm having an out of money experience. love that one oh it's good that one's great why didn't we think to put out tax day shirts father's day is gonna be a banger we should put out a father's day and mother's day

yak dog yeah we could just create our own what should we do for father's day um mother's day should be like we have bad puns yeah it's gotta be a bad pun. Mom. Oh, man. My brain's not working. Like an acronym, dad. I'm trying to think of just like a, maybe it's like a dog sitting on a recliner with a beer.

Big belly. He's like, today I don't have shit to zoo. And it's a shih tzu. Oh, yes. Done. Cool. That one's, put that one in. Mom.

Mom. Dog. All right, what if we just do one that's a fat mom in a recliner? Yeah. Same thing. Yeah. I'm going to think of something. I'm going to think of something. I'm going to think of something. What if it's a big dog banging, doggy style, like a hot blonde Labrador,

and it says, back in the lab. Back in the lab. Lab. Yeah. Don't forget to call your mom. And it's a callie. Call your mom. Call your mom.

We could do something, because Girl dogs have eight titties. Oh yeah. Just eight-titted dog just being like I wore four bras for this. Hungry? It's a hungry question mark. It's a mom dog on her belly or her back. I think I got that picture of mine.

With the eight tits. Eight tit dogs. They shouldn't market eight tits more. Yeah, they really people forget. Yeah. Yeah, just like you eat ass, I ate tits. Yeah. That has eight titties. The dog with eight titties.

No, you don't. C-I-G-H-T. You know how I know you're gay. While you were eating ass. I ate. I ate tits. Number eight. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm so straight. I ate tits. Yeah. And it's like big dog and he's cool. He has like a leather vest on and he's with a dog with eight tits. Like giant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Huge. Like the glare on the tits. Yeah. You should have bought them. Maybe it's just all eight giant tits. Just imagine sticking your big dog in these. Oh. Is that you? No, it's a dog in these. Oh. Is that you?

No, it's a dog. Well, no. Whose dog is that? Mine. That's what I meant. Is that your dog? Yeah. I know that wasn't you.

It's clearly a dog. We got to make some big dogs. Oh, shit. Yeah. Those are big tits, too. Big tits, yeah. Can I see? I'm curious.

You don't have to get up. I could probably... I don't know if you'll be able to. Oh, dang. Yeah. Big tits. That is... Dang.

Show it to the camera. Where's the camera? Is this technically revenge porn? That's a lot of titties That's a lot of dog titties Eight That's eight titties All the little puppies are on there Yeah

Tits Sucking on them tits I want to get the big dog Is there another animal we could just steal the whole Dogs are just the best. You could relate to them. It's like, I want to be a dog. Big wolf?

You see big dog, but like, I want to be big dog. Yeah. What about lone wolf? Has anyone done that yet? Does that have bad connotations? Lone wolf. Lone wolf. There's all kinds of other animals.

Untapped market. Lizard? Lizard. Has like a penis connotation. there's all kinds of other animals untapped market lizard lizard what do you got Steven let's be simple you're a big cat why not just make a spin off cats don't do it people love cat stuff

people who love cats love them more than people who love dogs no way super cat people are crazy I think you're right People who love cats love them more than people who love dogs. No way. Yes. Super cat people are crazy. I think you're right. I'm in the cat realm. You are a cat person.

They are obsessed beyond belief. Keyboard cat. Maru. Keyboard cat was awesome. Maru. Little bub. I think it always pisses me off when people are like, my cat is so cool, it's like a dog. Mine is cool because it's not like a dog.

Oh, okay. People are like, oh, watch my cat fetch. We could just get a dog. Want me to watch your cat while you're gone? I got someone else to do it. Oh! I know! I totally missed it.

You got to carry it. I'm kidding. I actually have the key in my pocket. I was just going to see if anyone actually wanted to do it. I do. Piper. If you want, yeah. I won't look through your shit.

How's that going, KB? You can look through my shit. A blast. Yeah? Every day. You're the best. Do you catnip? Yeah, but she's very rambunctious.

Does she sleep on your tummy? Yes. Making biscuits. She makes biscuits. Her? Yeah. Yeah, her. You talk to her in a high voice?

They only hear vibrations, I think. What? You vibrate for her? Talks to her in a very low voice. I say her name. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. I would recommend it.

It's just like a boost. It's great. Yeah. Animals make life better. That's a fact. Oh, I need to get one. If you search TikTok Videos for cats

Like Swatch Glued to the screen I highly recommend The Cornell bird feeder Live cam of birds Coming in I leave that on for mine When I go to work

That's great I like that Should we spin the old wheel TJ The old wheel Spin the old wheel, TJ? The old wheel. Spin the old wheel, TJ. Oh, shit. Let's go, boys. Oh, yes.

Now we have to find out who's going. One person doesn't get to go. Wait, I want to throw in one thing. It's not even a wrinkle. Two people don't get to go Wait I want to throw in one thing It's not even a wrinkle Two people don't get to go From this show we spin the giant wheel With every employee's name on it Oh wait

Take some rando Yeah You might not go Wait no I'm taking the people Oh always you taking Well unless someone else wants to pay for labor And me and Rona exempt You and Rona are out Nate's out I'm taking the people. Oh, always you taking? Well, unless someone else wants to pay for labor on her den. And me and Rona exempt.

You and Rona out. And Nate. Nate's out. So, yeah, I was going to take everyone but one person from this show. Do you want to bring a rando? Can we just do a test run of a rando? One test run. I just want to see what it looks like. I know the risk.

There's a huge risk. Yeah. It's just going to be a test run. Just get my eyes looking what it looks like. I know the risk. There's a huge risk. Yeah. It's just going to be a test run. Just get my eyes looking at it. Just like, all right. I love that wheel so much. I miss it. God damn it.

We're due for a firing. This is a demo. This is a demo run. It's really good. Well, it's a demo. Fibs. Casey. That would be fun fun she's on leave

oh man okay alright so Kate, Brandon, Nick KB, Sass TJ, Zha I guess Jerry you could be on it too because you're here today so you should get the privilege of that

two people are left off and then I guess, Jerry, you could be on it too because you're here today, so you should get the privilege of that. Two people are left off? Yeah. And then the person who's left off has to go on their own with a random. Oh, the person that's left off has to go one-on-one with a person from the wheel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And we can fund it. Oh, God. Okay, so we're leaving off one person. Yeah. I get sweaty when I have to, God. Okay, so we're leaving off one person. Yeah. I get sweaty when I have to talk to another co-worker at the train station. At Secaucus, I'm like, oh, God. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Now, the problem is, Jerry, I might just say, let's leave Jerry off. Maybe I'll just take Jerry with us. Okay. Because I don't want, because if Jerry got left off, it doesn't hurt anyone else. What's the, yeah, what's the harm? I want to hurt someone's show. I just't hurt anyone else. Yeah, what's the harm? I want to hurt someone in the show. I just realized what you said.

Yeah, I want someone to be in pain. Maybe I bring, maybe Che and Roan come too. It's just one person doesn't go to labor in our den. I'll think about it. I'll say it. I want to go bad. Yeah, I mean, it's it. I'll say it. I want to go bad. Yeah, I mean, it's fun. It is so fun.

I want to get dressed up. I want to, like, make it a whole thing. The question before this happens is, when you go back, are you going to try and beat the bread record? Of course.

Wow. Of course. Because did you eat the day you ate before you went? I think so. Yeah. I will absolutely. We're going to do the same thing.

We're going to go to a lunch at 2.30. Everyone's going to say the place is closed. People will cancel our reservation. Okay. So this is Eliminator. You know what? Ronan and Steven are coming. They're coming.

No. No, they've already been. So Nice. They're coming. No. No, they've already been. So, yeah, they're coming. I was going to say put them on the wheel, but that makes no sense because they could just be like already went. So, it's going to be a yak lunch. Nine out of ten of us. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. But that person has, it will be going on their own dime, the tenth, with somebody. With someone else. I like that. At the same time. So, sitting in a different way. No, no, no, with somebody. With someone else. I like that. At the same time? So sitting in a... No, no, no, no, no. Directly afterwards. Yeah.

You're alone. That night. Yeah, one-on-one. Okay, I like it. I like it. I love it, actually. All right, so let's go. We'll just spin until we get to one person.

That one person will not go, and they will go with someone else. I love this. I just wanted to spin that giant wheel. Yeah. Oh, this is a great wrinkle. You're going with Harry. Bass is going. It's a good time.

Good ass hang. You know what? I'm nervous. This could be the worst punishment. It could be the worst punishment. I'm going to change it. Yes! Change it a little bit because here's the thing.

The whole thing was that the one person never gets to go to labor in our day. So a different one. No, no, no. Last person on the wheel has to do the yak that day with a person from the big wheel. Yep. While we go to labor that day. Oh, that's even worse. So the whole show will walk out at 2 o'clock, and they have to do another hour just one-on-one.

That's tough. With that person. Yeah. While we go and enjoy our lunch. It's not a show. They have to talk to each other. Yeah, they have to talk to each other. They have to talk to each other for an entire hour.

You can't bring anybody else in. Nope. Nope. We literally will do the exact same way. We'll do a 2.30 reservation. So at like 1.55, nine of us will stand up and walk out. Let's send food here. It is a date.

It's a one-on-one date. Table in the middle. You can't talk to the cameras. They have to talk to each other. You have to have a date. They have to have a seat-one date. Table in the middle. You can't talk to the cameras. They have to talk to each other. You have to have a date. You have to have a date on the app for an hour. Yes. Yes.

Okay. Oh, God. Oh, my God. My anxiety is... Oh, my God. I do not want this to be me. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

And I'm completely unbiased. Since we did change it all, should we reset this wheel? Yes. I'm fine with that. Yeah, we have to. Yes. I feel like it's going to be me. have to. I feel like it's going to be me. I really, really feel like it's going to be you. Do you want to zoom in?

No, Sass. I'll just tell them. I'll tell them. We'll just tell them after. This is going to be gross. This is so fucked This is so fucked up So fucked up Oh my We work with a lot Of shitty people

I just am so bad at Small talk Like I get sweaty Like I don't know If that's the answer I get like sweaty I don't Just be like eating

And just be like I don't remember How to do that anymore. We should. All right. So yeah. So we'll do. Now is there anyone

on the big wheel that's off? Like a person upstairs that. Nobody off limits. It depends. What do you want me to do? There's some behind

the scenes people. I think if we hit a producer they should just produce. And then we could do spin it again. I don't know. I think if it makes it more awkward should just produce and then we could do it spin it again i don't know i think if it's it makes it more awkward if it's all right i like it i like it all right here we go so this is to get to one person who's gonna have to do a mic's off wait turn on mic don't tell the person that lands on that they are allowed to say they

are not allowed to say no. Yeah. If they're in the office right now, we should spy cam going up to like, hey, do you want to have dinner with me on the yak? Yeah. Just you and me. Chad, Ronan and Che are going. Ronan and Che are going. The whole point of this, of LeBron Arden being back on the wheel,

was I wanted everyone to enjoy going to the wonderful lunch we had, except for one person. They will never get it. Right. And Ronan and Che know what it's like, so they're going to go again. And they can give you the tips and tricks of Le Bernardin. You know the ropes. Yeah. Zah, you're coming. All deserved. All deserved. Oh, Zah you're coming all deserved

let's go Zah Zah you want a plus one for any divorced women yeah TJ yeah hey TJ TJ you don't have to buy a tux what if the tux is like two dimensional isolated ah fuck

Kyle you fist bumped on that I thought I was gonna get the Ah, fuck. Kyle, you fist bumped on that? I thought I was going to get the... Sass is definitely the one that we want to lose this, right? All four of these are good besides me. Oh, no. No! Oh, no. Fuck!

I really don't want to. I got the wheel no too fast. I would rather get swirled again. Oh, fuck. Really? Don't. The wheel knows who has the most. I would rather get swirled again. Oh, no, boys. My heart. Like, I'm not exaggerating. I'm physically feeling this. What happens if the big wheel spins on one of us?

You can't. You have to stay. Thank God. Okay, you're coming. I'm so upset. You have to stay. Thank God. Okay, B, you're coming. I'm so upset. Best of seven? I already know. You're going to love

Leigh Banner. I can't wait. I know it's going to be me. I'm going to wear a hat. What kind of hat? A snapback. Fuck. Kate's got one. Best of seven. Please, God.

First of four. Kate's got two. I don't like this, though. It feels... This is your child. This is your demon child that you helped create here. Such a dickhead. Oh, this sucks.

Oh, man. First I lose my check, and now this? Oh. Come on, Nick. Come back, come back, come back. There you go. 2-1. 2-1.

So good. And I got that one with ease. I feel bad for whoever the other office person is. Oh, yeah, it's terrible. To sit here with me. I'll bring him back a piece of bread. Kate needs two more. Two more.

She's got one. Okay, okay. Three-one. No one's ever blown a three-one lead. Also, I really want to go to LeBron. Go in. Congrats. I want to go.

You did it. It's over. I'm going. Congrats. I want to go. You did it. It's over. I'm sorry. Me too. Come on. You get to 3-3, you're going to win. Yes. Proposition, we pick three randoms and have them come in to see who the one is.

Oh, what do you mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. Spin again. Yeah. Do I speed date and pick the one? You're like compete for it. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

All right. I just love spinning that big wheel. All right. Let me get just two real quick. I'll just get two real quick and then we'll figure it out. There's one. I'm sweating. Yeah.

I'm engaged. I knew it in my bones. I could feel it. I could feel it in my bones from the minute this idea came. I'm sweating. Yeah! I knew it in my bones. I could feel it. I could feel it in my bones. From the minute this idea came up. I know. I know. Oh, my God.

This is a lot on the line. Oh, no! Kate, 3-1 lead! You blew a 3-1 lead, Kate! And Kate is the king of awkward encounters. I would have been so good at that. Oh, my God. I would have chatted their ear off.

I ran into Brian Fitzsimmons at Secaucus the other day. Like, loveliest human being ever. And I don't even know what I said to him. I tried to make small talk. And then I said, I'm going to go. And I walked two feet away and just turned away. And then I was like, yeah, I was...

Sorry, Kate. It's a boys' lunch. It's a boys' lunch. Boys' lunch. Boys' lunch. Boys will be boys. I don't need nutrients anyway. Oh, she's playing it.

She's playing that card. Hey, pick up that popcorn. Yeah. Us as the committee, the lunch committee, should we spin it thrice to choose her date? I want to see the three. Yeah. Then have it decide from the three.

Oh, no. She's going to have to scroll and take us off of it. I know it's going to be people who, like, I know I should know who they are, Oh, no. So we have to scroll and take us off of it. I know it's going to be people who, like, I know I should know who they are, and I'm just not, I just am in my own bubble, and I... TJ, keep us on, because if it lands on us, we can't go to labor in our den. Yeah. I like that. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, if one of these three is any of us... What are the odds? We officially have to be part of the... Yeah. What are the odds? Just bring, like, just, you know, bring a list of things you can talk about. Yeah.

It's not even like I can drink to chill out. Oh, that sucks. Oh, no, no, no. Fuck. Yeah, we'll get it real nice. We'll get tablecloths. We'll get a candle. We'll put the mics right in front of you.

At least it'll be filmed so you can relive it forever. Right, yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is great. It's a nice hour-long date. Do I pick the food? I get to pick the food? Yeah, you can pick the food forever. Right, yeah. Oh, this is great. It's a nice hour-long date. Do I pick the food? I get to pick the food?

Yeah, you can pick the food. You can pick the food. Okay. Okay. Okay. It has to be an hour. Yeah, hour. Okay. Oh, man.

We're going to have so much fun at Leigh Banner Day. It's going to be great. There's some people who- I wish you could come. I wish you could come i wish you could come i didn't even look at you i wanted to go oh maybe someday maybe someday not today let's rip this band-aid off see who these people are let's see the three maybe maybe joke will be on you guys, and it'll be... Nope. No.

A Michelin star, baby. I mean, I guess one of us could get taken off. Yeah. If we're spinning it three times, that would be tragic. I love the wheel. I love it so much. I knew, I knew. You got to root for one of us to not get it.

Oh, I am. Or multiple. What happens if it's me? Who then has to pay? Che, he's been before. And he has the slush fund. It'll get paid for. If I come up on the big wheel, you'll have to spin the secondary, the wheel with just us on it and see who has to pay.

Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, God. Yeah. That'll never happen. So hope that I don't come up on this big wheel. Ready, TJ? Three names. Oh, my God.

I feel like my own vibe. Awesome. Who are you most not wanting to have? Let me see. Who do we got? Oh, I hope it's Rico. Somebody said do Eliminator I wish we had the time

On the 12 hour stream we will We have to call that person to finish out the 12 hour stream with us Alright here we go What happens if it lands on Kate hold on Then I get to go I'm down for that If it lands on Kate she gets to go A few of these people will just outright refuse, I think.

Oh, wait. Are we in white? We're really popping. Yeah. All right. So if it lands on Kate, she gets to go, and then we kick someone out. Yeah. If it lands on me, I won't go, but someone has to pay.

Yeah. I feel like this is just going to happen. I'm rooting for chaos. I'm rooting for chaos. Yeah. I'm rooting for me and Kate. Okay. No, you're not.

No, no, no. All right, here we go. Maybe it's someone fun. Maybe it's MB. Oh, Steven. Fran. Oh, I can talk to Fran. Yeah.

Okay. Fran's not going to want to do this. No, Fran is going to. No, this will be painful for Fran. She's going to refuse. It'll be probably a nightmare. She's going to refuse. She's going to refuse.

She's one of the people that realizes you can. Yes. Yep, you're right. People don't know. Mitty? No Fran. No Fran? I truly don't think she would do it.

She wouldn't do it. No. Spin it again. Make it awkward. I will start again because she will say it. Put her on the spot. You don't want to? All right, go ahead.

Who would be the best? I have an answer. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Damn. That would be easy. That would be the best? I have an answer. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, damn. Rutledge. That would be easy. That would be easy. That is wonderful.

All right, Rutledge would do it. Joey would be the best, I would assume. Yes, Joey's ideal. All right. For Rutledge. For number two. That was really close to you, Big Cat. Yes, it was.

Shows that it's possible. Come on. Come on. All right. Yes! Is it Frank? Yes! Yes!

Yes! What the fuck? Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Spin again. No! There's no third that we would take over Frank. Yes, yes, yes. Spin again. That's it. No. There's no third that we would take over Frank. I love Frank.

This would be great. Spin it and just see. I think it's got to be Frank. This is going to be great. It's going to be. Yeah. Hot dogs? Yes, we will do hot dogs if it's Frank. Is that Dukes?

Dukes. What a rotation. That's a great rotation. Yeah, that's good. Who are we picking? I mean, we decide or? Yeah. I think we decide.

Or should we give Kate the option of doing 20 minutes with each, like a speed date? Yeah. A speed date, that a speed date. Yeah. Speed date, that could be easier for me. No, because I think that's just the awkward small talk, and then as soon as you get comfortable, it resets. Over.

True. I think you just have to go on a date with Frank. 101 with Frank. Five audiences. Yeah, he won't refuse. No. No, he won't. Maybe you could do some wine pairings with hot dogs. I mean, soda pairings with hot dogs.

We'll figure something out, and it will be lovely. And I will have a great time with Frank. Perfect. I feel bad for you guys. Yeah. Did you see the sketch that Caroline, Tommy, and Rudy got Frank to do? Oh. Their show yesterday.

It was good. It was like Frank had a identical twin sister and Tommy fell in love with her, but Frank played his twin sister. Oh, my God. He was all in. Yeah. That sounds something fun to do. This is going to be great. Yeah.

All right, yeah. And I think you know what we should do is Corey should produce it. Yeah. And Deuce can be your waiter. Yep. Okay. There it is. Yeah.

That's perfect. So you do a be your waiter. Yep. Okay. There it is. Yeah. That's perfect. So you do a full, like, you know, like, five-course meal. Okay. Dukes will bring it out. Maybe Chef Donnie will even cook for you guys. Should we spin for who's cooking? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Put a little table right on it. Yeah, yeah. But Dukes being the waiter will be perfect. Dukes is the waiter. And Corey knows how to work the cameras, right? Yeah. We'll figure it out. Yeah.

I don't know if he can produce, but. Yeah. It'll be a beautiful date, Kate and Jake. Sounds great. We'll get dressed up. While the boys are eating at Le Bon Arden. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, my God.

I'm going to gorge myself. I cannot wait. Kate, it's going to be so much fun. We'll take pictures. We'll take pictures. We will absolutely take pictures. Ron will probably make a TikTok. I'm glad. I'm happy for you guys.

It's perfect. It's really that good, huh? It's perfect. It's really good. Frank. All right, boys. Love that big wheel. Good ending.

Great ending. Great show. I am so excited. Me too. So, Steven, let's start coordinating dates. Yep. We'll try to do this a lot faster than we did the last one. The next, what, couple weeks, two, three weeks?

Yeah, I don't know when everyone's in again, but let's just do the same thing a Wednesday or a Monday even. Okay. We'll figure it out. I'll send them out with a text. Let's not say it out loud, though, because then we'll get it canceled. Yep. That will for sure happen. Maybe we'll use a fake name.

Ooh. That's a good idea. Yeah. What should the fake name be? Let's decide it on the app. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. It's the act. It's your drug, yeah, style of thing for a while. It's the act. It's the act.

It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk, shop, and do Yankee pop. It's the act. It's the act.