The Yak - Beehive Brandon Wages War Against Watermelons | The Yak 7-9-25

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

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I'm sorry low energy high quality. I think they appreciate when you don't sound like you're like Robotically reading a script right hey you're right, but I couldn't even yeah were you a scared reader in school Now that was my best thing really I was an eager reader. I was the nearer I I I didn't like speaking ever I'd read I was only time I was comfortable so I may read that I get You know Did you just read it was very awkward when the bad reader would read very awkward everybody just look hated that you everybody remembers Who it was universal? I thought we all loved that. Oh god. I guess we loved it. It wasn't us. No. I felt horrible It was like a little bit of humorous respite from the tedium of going to school

In the 2000s it was kind of to school in the 2000s. It was kind of fun. Well, not really the 2000s, though. Have you bumped into any of the poor readers in adulthood, from school? I think they all work for the city. They all do. They all work in the municipal building. They all work for the city.

Every single one. They could plow a street like a motherfucker. Yeah, no, they do great work. No, the one I know is a pipe painter. Oh. Just paints no that great work. No the one. I know is a pipe painter. Oh It's a nice pipes my bad What's oh my god, did he whiten himself? No Wait yeah, wait a minute. Yeah, you have all right makeup on your face

I don't you whitened your face do this again. How long is gonna go on your white touch your face Concealer all you guys are realizing that this is the Looks normal. So so apparent is jumping at me, right? What is like a geisha? Huh? You look like a geisha This is my normal Irish pale skin tone I don't know even rub it in through the neck a button this all but proves that you like you're ashamed You're trying to hide it I'm not ashamed of being in the Sun in the summer Let's just carry on the show are you guys talking about the dark board was yesterday can we do something other than the dark board today

Everybody should get to pick what their image is a day Brandon today's your image day, brother. Oh You have ten seconds Brian no hmm a unicorn Vito okay good good good you want a good tornado you want to throw shit at a unicorn lost privileges goes to Ed All right good that that was too much pressure. Yeah Move on was the topic yesterday, so I'll go with move on. Move on's way better Oh That's great work. Wait wait wait

What is that? Oh? That's like on every computer in the office The right breast has potential. Mets move on angels move on or red sox move on. Angels move on. That's right That's correct answer. Wait Brandon was that? Sunshine was that where you're working that was probably morning sunshine. Yeah, that was walked a line Shirtless Wednesdays or so no that was bar so gold I'm in I'm in West Point. That's that's the Brandon Walker smoking lounge so Could have been walked. I apologize And I did I did morning sunshine there, too

What'd you say and you guys do like a topless Wednesdays thing or something? I don't know Dana Jack I put that chapter of my life behind me We still remember what were you turning out trapped at home during Cove it. We did a late-night show at one point Oh, yeah. Yeah that yeah Brandon. Well, I remember it cuz I was on it Well, I was one of the early episodes we did a trivia thing with me and White Sox Dave. So he could prove he wasn't cheating. He cheated during that. Probably. The segment was, are you smarter than White Sox Dave? Me and Kyle were doing movie watch-alongs with people.

I don't really get them because they couldn't watch it on the screen with you. They just had to start at the same time. Or there was a timer. I remember that. CJ, you clearly said said move on I got a I got a find a picture. I got a download the picture. I got upload the picture Ray Vaughn rest easy it up See Veronica Vaughn yeah, I would I could be talking to wild thing Ricky Vaughn Vaughn is a cool ass name. I think so too. I like Vaughn yeah

Vaughn I think cool ass name. I think so too. I like Vaughn. Yeah Vaughn. I think the coolest first name is Van Van. Vaughn's a good name. Yeah Van Morrison great songs. Do you like when Van is in the middle of the first and last name? Eddie Van Halen? Yeah, there you go. That's a Dutch thing. Is it? No. I'd kill for a van Vaughn No Vaughn's pretty cool to Vaughn school, but ain't no van you see someone chirped Robbie Fox's vans no Chest board shoes Chest shoes just feet mate Brutal I don't know how you come back from that happy birthday Bob

Fox one of our best really is 28 no way is he that old that's crazy if he is he's not that I know 27 20 I was gonna 25. I thought he was shockingly young. He started like 19, right? 2070 I've been here six years. He was here before me. So I also feel like he's more grown up than most of us somehow Crackers mom 27 chest feet Brandon who was in your rookie class of our stores? Um It was me one month and men a hand the next okay, uh-huh TJ is right there with me right yeah, my intern here was me big T and McCarthy Yeah, I came in with that intern group I

Don't really I was hard. I don't know man a hand and me were a month apart. That's all I know I think I'm right behind large. I Think large was right ahead of me Maybe not right ahead of me. No, maybe several months Adam. I was right ahead of you. Oh, were you? Yeah Mm-hmm. You were already on the yak when I you'd been I felt like you'd been on the yak a while I wasn't right ahead of you. It was November 18. So I was April 19 eight months How did you get on the Yak Kyle? Was it because you were too nervous to speak

and they were trying to make you feel bad? I don't remember, it's all a blur. Yeah. I would just walk by the studio every day. I think Big Cat took a liking to me at some point and had me on kind of as like a character guest. And I was so, I was so bad at speaking that it was there was a comedic effect to it so there was again I was the fill-in for

when somebody was out and cable was like yeah I'm moving so I was just on I was I honestly if he comes back I'm out I took Colie spot okay yeah I was the fill-in and then Colie left. Who took Carrabba's spot? Nobody can. No. That might have been Kyle. What? Right? I think that was Caleb and... Oh.

Was Carrabba still working here when you entered the YouTube era of the show? Yeah. Yeah. And he was never on that? No. He was up for it. I got here.

He transitioned. There was a serious lineup. He was with KFC and Casey. Oh, that's right. Okay, Casey. Mm-hmm Yeah, I mean the Syria there's no serious moments that have That have lived on No, there's no the proof guessing chewing the recent moment. No you had the prank call that was really funny, right? Oh gar But we that you couldn't go back and listen to watch show right yeah even in like real time Yeah, no they kept all of our memories

They kept our desk in our memories Gotta drive somewhere. I'm sure and our joy You gotta drive somewhere I'm sure. And our joy. What was his name, Eric from Sirius? I loved, we're Facebook friends. He's my favorite. He was my favorite. We're still buddies.

He's doing okay. He's doing great. He would just text me in the middle of the night saying I thought of this guest, would you like me to get him for you? And it would always be somebody close, I wanted like Rick Flair. He knew you, yeah. Can I get Rick Flair for you? He got you one of the boys in Melon, right He got you a one of the good melon, right?

No, he got me the lead singer of the gin blossoms. Oh very cool like at the start of the show I said what a git I said man. I really love the gin blossoms and by the halfway point of the show He's like hey, I got the lead singer of the gin blossoms on He was a beast with guests. He got me and chaps We were talking about the challenger and two seconds later the whistleblower who was like the rubber is gonna explode was calling in We I was a producer for Barstool Chicago radio when we were still in the farmers insurance office And it would just be like a complete toss-up if the internet would work that day most times and that Poor guy would have to walk us through how to go live on serious radio from a car

Yeah from a phone it was while we're walking you guys are going live on serious from a phone Yes, we would sit around a cell phone From a car yeah from a phone it was while we're walking you guys are going live on serious from a phone Yes, we would sit around a cell phone. Oh, wait really only only on certain days You guys weren't really set up for like a giant success in there No, it didn't happen all the time, but why everything was there was no internet We would do it from a phone like random dogs would just be walking in and out of the studio That was it was a madhouse. I don't know if I could go back to that just because I don't know how to talk without visual aid

God yeah, well we would only go for an hour, but we were also protected by people not seeing us yeah True for us ugly ones right I would always try to make my voice deeper mm-hmm Me too, so they could fantasize what I looked like I had a black guy sit in for me a lot of days That was yeah, you did a you did or they record the voiceovers No shit. Yeah Mm-hmm. Awesome Deandre he's good guy. Was that after you did the bracket busters in Vegas with Dave That she became a member. Yeah, it was a couple months later

Yeah, that's what you were doing a mystery box with Frank Fleming, right? That was one of my few solo projects, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mystery box.

I drew a question mark on a cardboard box. And had Frank just sit next to it. Dude, you do so much research and so much word play. Your notes app could win a Pulitzer, and birds, mystery box, cocaine in Vegas. That's all you are, man. So wait, what was the premise of mystery box? It was, well this is kind of like strap in

This was to tease an eventual Unboxing of something that was a complete mystery, and it did work Created hype Teasing wait I was in oh this oh this became of wait. What was this fuck is this? Created hype. Could be anything. Yeah. It could be a boat. I like teasing. Wait, I was in Mystery Box? Oh, this! Oh, this became a- Wait, what was this?

What the fuck is this? Wait a minute, no, I don't want to watch this. This is when Jeff D. Lowe's our producer. Wait, is this mystery box part two? Don't need to watch this no the original mystery box with Frank Fleming we turned it into a franchise. I guess yeah Damn dude, we were really good nice. We were nice. We were nice with it My favorite was when you guys during kovat did you Instagram lives and tried to get down to zero viewers? Yeah, we wouldn't go off. We wouldn't go off live until we got zero I

Used to watch for hours We had boys like calling to show just show their ankle over COVID. You had to show your, what was it? I forget what that was about. Show your ankle, yeah. We were full fled. We were drinking heavily all day. I was ordering, cause you could do delivery liquor,

like delivery mixed drinks, at least in Astoria, Queens. And I was like ordering pina coladas to my house, like delivery. And I would go live and have people bet on, because I lived next to the train. I was like, my apartment was even with the train. Whether it was gonna be a C train or a D train that came by next.

And it would get, it would do numbies for, I could get tens of viewers. Yeah, what else? You did a good ghost town blog, I remember. Ghost town? When it was like dead, the streets of New York, you were like, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to go get my laptop from the office,

like right after the city shut down. So I like backpacked my way. That's one of my favorite memories. I drove to Roan for a Friday yack, to Roan's apartment with Big Cat, and driving back I drove through Manhattan and it was empty. And that was fucking awesome.

It was very hard. To drive through an empty Manhattan. Me and Tommy did it. I'd like to discuss something with you guys right now. Speaking of Tommy, one of the great Yak episodes of all time, I think is Tommy Walker Day. Yeah, of course.

Anybody know what time of year that was? Like today. It must've been mid summer. His birthday is July 13th, which is Sunday. Oh God. Do we wanna throw together a Tommy Walker Day for Friday? It must have been was it's about today his birthday is July 13th, which is Sunday Do we yeah want to throw together a Tommy Walker day for Friday? Yeah, we should Tommy Walker day was Be per October 8th 2021 Close enough, I thought we did it for his birthday

There's some think maybe this troubled memories one. I feel like we did the first one was his birthday, right? Were there two I knew were two I feel like there might be it makes more sense is that how we started face painting Yes, yes, yes Never done it. Why do we continue to do the face painting face painting well we can't do things once it's true dumbass that's true the light sit in your face when you lean out oh my bad doesn't do you any favors makes me look pale like this is how you look most of the time. Mm-hmm. Yeah, like myself? Okay. Did you only put makeup on the top of your face? Because it looks like it's not makeup.

It looks like it's descending. Huh? You have descending darkness. Anyway, so are we going to do Tommy Walker's? That'll be a cool band name. Descending Darkness. It must be a band. I had a friend who had a heavy metal band in high school And the name was of all the fallen Wow pretty good

Damn, what was that thing you saw on a flyer you thought was a band name or it was a band name You'd like text a number band name ideas. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you could text some your cool band name ideas And that was it just text him a bunch of stupid bullshit. Yeah, yeah, who bestank. Yeah, never back Kate's band Are they still. Kate's Band. It's okay. Are they still kicking? Kate's Band? Yeah. Huba Stank.

Huba Stank was just in Traverse City. Were they? I was there. That was the craziest lineup. What was the reason? Huba Stank, Weird Al, Really? Plain White Tees, Buck Cherry,

TI. So it was like a 2004 to 2008 which is like that sounds nonsensical but that was like the gist of Traverse City at least the people that were there at the time I'd like to go to Traverse City TI was trying hard for a stand-up career what for a while it might be yeah what's he did he was he garden his daughter's pussy? Not her whole pussy cover the rest the engine of I'm your father's for fuck's sake the furnace Band man T. I and tiny it's actually not a bad lineup for a Little face. It's yeah, like who closes that out

cherry with crazy bitch Yeah, I Think I think Hoopa stank closes that out. Oh, do what plays one song doing popularity? It's T.i. is buck cherry playing one song right right. It's gotta be weird. Hell. I think weird I won't be the most popular away Weird Al starts the show in What universe you think he's closing the show yes? You I think he was like the earlier day give me the give me the line up weird out

Ti by far. I don't know No, I didn't okay, and then like buck cherry plain white teas and who bestank were all one day Playing white teas is hey there Delilah mm-hmm.'s the biggest song out of it okay all those people but I think the reason might be the biggest song you think the reasons bigger now hey there not even close I think it's great covered hey there Delilah I think it's close I think the reason was gigantic hey there's yeah I has five bigger songs than any of those guys I think hey there's a billion play I bet I bet the reason live your life with Rihanna yeah even rubber band I'll grant you hey there's a billion play. I bet I bet the reason live your life with Rihanna. Yeah

Even rubber band you hey there. Delilah's probably the one that did like hot wings numbers Yeah, but so did so did the reason guys not the not a crazy Cold on this country crazy crazy bitch out there Show cold on this no God damn you. I bet you Hey There Delilah has ten times the listens of Crazy Bitch. What about the reason? How many times? The reason I think would be after TI hits. What you know? I think the reason. Hey There Delilah has over a billion on Spotify. Okay. Alright. Well what does

the reason have what is live your life TI and Rihanna have that's by the time that's cheating bringing Rihanna you can't bring Rihanna and you did it not me oh no no TI's what the other one you got you know about now the other one rubber band man big oh my god Brandon the reason has the same amount so what I'm fucking saying so weird out just as big as hey there Delilah a solo show on the stars day weird Al's bigger and weirder tour I'm not fucking sorry. I did his own concert on Wednesday, and then Thursday was pop evil buck cherry and hinder you know what this kid and then Friday was

Soup and the plain white teeth You think you have bigger music credibility than I do you think you're a better music guy than me the reason does I got the reason was huge. Oh Trace Atkins Traverse city's got heaters good god damn. Oh Atkins was there. Yeah, he's tall as shit Oh, you skipped over bowling for soup. I mean there's one song out of all these Musicians that would be the best to see live 1985 Wait, let's run through it again The best to see live Oh, The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al

What? What a close What is it? Complicated by Weird Al? Lips of an angel Oh, Hinder! Oh my god, yes Honey, why you come?

No one needs to hear it, you know No, we don't I'll touch tune that in bars and see people Oh Hinder! Oh my god yes! Honey why you gone? No one needs to hear it. No, we don't. I'll touch tune that in bars and see people. It's the first thing I do in bars. You've been obsessed with touch tunes lately. I love it.

I get too excited. You play a song I know and you wait for me to notice. It's the most fun thing. TJ, help me out. So it looks like they missed, did they miss the playoff or they got so I think they lost but they they take got offered Michigan and he didn't take it believe he didn't take it So but his goal is to win a national title also look at that number in the top left We're worth thousand dollars away from a Heisman difficulty bump and a reset

Are we are we during is this streaming polluter for the office right now because isn't blutman doing a tennis stream as we speak and also Jake Malasek is playing in a Lacrosse game right now in Prague. Yeah, oh can we see yep? Put up all the streams. Oh there. Well. They're up for it. Oh wait hold on. I'm fine. This is raw shit They're up for you. Oh wait hold on on behind this for us shit, Brandon They in white or red red so as malice is that malicec yes in the goal. Yes. Oh wait. That's my Hop in the chat oh yeah, let's go up in that chat W. Jakes are these commentators uh reading chat? People are actually Reading chat on the second midfield. He'll get a lot of time

People are actually Jake in the goal. Yeah, he's not doing so proud Looks cloudy there. Hey now yak Malisek said this should be a good game because most of the Polish players are American. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. And goal. Oh no! Jake.

Give Poland their first lead at 4-3. Come on, Malasek. Get it together. And you can see Schmiegel just... Schmiegel? Schmiegel scored on him. Balasek has Schmiegel'd. Nobody here does.

They tried to get out there. You can see two Czech defenders heading over towards Schmiegel, but it's in and out of his stick so quickly, they just don't have an opportunity to get there. And that's, you know, deciding how much attention to the play, to pay to the guy at X. God damn it. Obviously a little bit

more in this case would have been ideal. God damn it. Schmiegel on the curl cut plays a ton of box. Fuck you. Schmiegel's playing a ton of box. Fuck you. Schmeagol's playing a ton of box. Schmeagol is. Yeah. Pursuing his PhD in. Oh my God. Oh, Jake.

About to happen again? Oh, Sal takes a shot from Malasek. Yeah, get this guy, yeah. Get the ball down the goal. Oh, yeah, Jake. He just said Malasek, how exciting. You've gotta score here. You have to.

What'd you slow down for? Oh. Big, big hit. What'd you slow down for? big big hit And it's such a risk-reward proposal How are you in for Poland? I would like to but you know how Poles are yeah at lacrosse. Yeah, they play lacrosse like they ignore beavers Not well, they fucking love beavers you ever see poles get an eye

on a beaver do you think I have they go crazy poles love beavers holes love seeing beavers why does it tickles them because they don't see them they do see the whole and has to have beavers right look up like poles looking at beavers compilation you guys all know about this I know talking about the guy that I Look up like poles looking at beavers compilation You guys all know about this Talking about the guy that I think I know what you're talking about the guy that goes boober boober Oh, is it just one guy? I must have seen it so many times from different angles Seems like more yeah, that's it Poles are stupid, but they love beavers

Is this it, Kyle? Is that a little beaver? Mini Bober! That's just a rat. Top 5 Poland. Oh look, they're spinning it. Oh Top five poland It oh no And this doesn't say top five poland animal moments top five Poland history. Oh, not a sly mac. What's a sly mac?

Snake? Micro sly mac. Slug. Oh, was that number one? Yeah, that was, I think you did. Bober got robbed. You're ingrained in like the the Slavic American culture right me yeah being in Chicago I guess you can say yeah, I think we got the second most highest population outside of Warsaw

That the city of Chicago. Yeah like over New York Yes, like over other cities in Poland to pull up a few more streams. Oh, wow. What else do we got? So the video game thing they've been playing for how long since seven o'clock last night, all they have to do is win the national champion correct. They have to make the playoffs. Yeah, well, they have to be good enough to even get close. They've only made the playoff once and they, I guess they lost. That's why they're still playing. Do they keep just leaving jobs? They got to Minnesota and Indiana and they left for San Diego State. So San Diego State right now. Wills H. Cotter Why'd they do that?

Chris Bounds I don't know the rhyme or reason, because they also had white boy Rick recruit them good teams in Indiana and he stayed up till 5 a.m. and he was recruiting and as soon as he went to sleep they they left Indiana and left his teams. So that was weird There's a good Slavic right there often hoysel yeah often hoysel often but they've been struggling and if 900 more dollars of Stella blue coffee gets sold they have to bump up to the highest default so In which case they're live here on the yak saying that if $900 of Stella blue coffee gets sold They have to then go up to Heisman difficulty and they'll be stuck here forever. Yes

And that's what we're saying to the yak listeners right now. I think that's what sounds like it. Mm-hmm Also people are saying there's an asterisk on if they do win but that there this is the thing with that after dark There's always an asterisk. The chat is nothing but asterisks. That's all they ever want to put on them. So I don't ever believe them. I'm on their side. Who's spinning a wheel? Spin the wheel for some.

Every X amount of coffee sales equals money giveaway to either the chat or Lucas and Ryan, I think. Oh, way to go, Derek Roberts. That's Derek. We should note that it is still blue sales on Amazon because it is Prime Day. You have to be a Prime member of the sales.

Prime Day. What's, do you ever want a shirt like that? It's a Rebecca shirt, I've worn this shirt a couple times. I've never seen you wear that shirt. Kay, unrelated question, I was gonna wait after the show but there's a lull. Do you need a makeup remover to get concealer and the white powder off?

Sure do and it'll clog your pores like you wouldn't believe second question. Do you have any? Makeup remover on you would make up remover also remove a fake tan It would let's do it. They would But also do I look like I wear makeup fortunate answer for you. I'm you there I'm just a raw dog in life over here some days you do And then some days you don't right right? I put on, you know what I do? No. I put on a little bit of highlighter here sometimes

and on the tip of my nose. Highlighter, like the marker? Like the highlighter? Yeah. Yeah. Ha ha ha. Nope, you're out of luck. Somebody here might have it, but.

Are you texting? Lucas. Ha ha ha. He's got it. Nope, you're out of luck somebody here might have it, but you text him right Lucas He will Yeah, let's check it on the tennis stream Or is that on somewhere? I think it's they're doing it. So I assume they're doing it. Maybe it's not live There's doing it for the love of the game. They'll put it out later Also, just like the after dark stream, it's pre-recorded. Yeah, yeah every after dark so now we got Blutman up Do we have access to tap into every podcasting studio here? Not everyone but most of them like I can tap into Chicago. I can't tap into

Anas's studio because I don't think they're can we get a camera on white socks Dave we don't have you know permanent nope let's see what sucks Dave oh wait is Liam not scary to know still just sitting there just cover him Oh That who's he remind you of Be walk yeah look on the screen. Oh He looks like leave it to be over people over the coffee cup. He really does There's gold finger he's in the studio then or the woman's bathroom He's anyone getting their country gear on for the weekend doing the Windy City smokeout? Why'd you say?

Wow, yeah, they sent an email out this morning asking if anybody was reckoning I was there last year and like it got hit by like a hurricane and then we were in this like little shipping container and Fasoli broke the news to me that Trump got shot It's like hearing it from him I need him to break a lot of news to me that Trump got shot. It was one of the better days. It was just like hearing it from him, I need him to break a lot of news to me. Was he filming you while he told you? No, no he wasn't. Missed the opportunity. Can I say something about Fasoli?

I don't know that he and I have ever been the best of friends, but when I went to Boston a couple of weeks ago, I said I wanted to go do the man teaking thing and he texted me off and he said hey man I got a spot he ended up calling the guy and he's the one set everything up she set me up at Kowloon too he set me up for for the sports world and for the Kowloon and had a great day in Boston thanks to Fasoli so shout out to him. He set me up with a lobster trap too. Oh yeah he's the busboy there. So he saw that we were all going to Boston he set up all his boys for a successful day. So thank you Vasoli, it meant a lot. It's really nice. I'll never remember it and I'll probably move on right now but it meant a lot. I'm in the midst of

a battle with People Are Mad at Me the my take on random fourths and golf We did a draft yesterday. Okay vibe killers. Oh, yeah, and I said we didn't get a random fourth and golf You can't really I've never done it, but I'd imagine it's like a stranger in your group of yes exactly That's that's yeah, that is definitely a vibe killer Is it is that has anyone ever met a best friend that way what if the guy's super cool is there well? I think of course it could go well, but I think even at the base level even if the guy's cool It's still strangers. So gonna throw a filter. I could never be the random fourth. Do you agree? I know I I've never even been in that position where I've had a random force

So I don't know how it would feel But it doesn't sound like any activity where there's three of your boys and then a fourth person just joins that you don't know. That's weird. Yes, it doesn't matter. They could be cool as can be. Don't you know that going into it with only three that you're going to get paired with a random fourth? No, sometimes you get lucky and no one shows up. And I'm not advocating for them not to sell the spot if there's a single there. But people are like fuck you a lot of single golfers are not happy I

Wouldn't want to do it as a single. I would feel pretty have to admit That's at least some type of mood killer like you can't be yourself. You can't really talk about personal things. Yes They completely don't get did not understand. No, it's funny a big cat actually this last weekend with someone I went to high school with Was a random for yeah What yeah, yeah big cat was a random, but I think they well I think he like I don't know he DM them like is there is a room for one more and the guy was like Yeah, I'll take you it was their club and then big cat. Yes, maybe that's different right the option to say no wasn't random

Yes, it was not random. Yes. Have you been a random fourth Brandon? No I never have. In fact when I joined the club now when I go out there I call and I specifically get a time late enough or away from the crowd enough where I can just play with my son or I can play by myself. If it's like crowded I stay away. I don't want to be thrown in with anybody and one time earlier summer, me and my son were playing, and they threw somebody else in our group with us, which I understand why the club does it. But I was like, it just wasn't a match for us.

And it wasn't, what are you doing? Oh, K-Slog. Oh, shit, I made it. I made it on the stream. You made it on the Yacht. Fuck yeah. There you are are still trying to figure it out It's a little delayed That's me typing to the people that were watching my stream

That I've been holding my phone up so long now that I felt too awkward to close it out Your story is cool though. That was fun. Yeah, I enjoyed it Look there's me realizing. I'm on the stream. Thanks Kyle. You're in shorts today I'm in shorts today. The Polish boys would love it. All summer. They'd be going crazy like two little bobertails Shits just clipping along over. 88. I had a 44 on the front 44 on the back. It's a broke 90. Good job by you I've been shaving my legs regularly. Alright right, the bitwork. Thanks, everyone. You should start doing golf content. So I actually was filming. You just did that Ryder Cup, too.

I was filming my golf swings, and I filmed a whole round a couple of weeks ago. And the first one I tweeted out, it started doing good. So I deleted it immediately, because I said to myself, if this catches on even a little bit, they might add me to the Ryder Cup, and I did not want to go yeah so I deleted it and said I'll put it back up later and I guess later is now here the Ryder Cup was apparently very hot yeah not to spoil anything it was hot and I would

I wouldn't have fucked yeah spoiled it I would not have made it what's your baseline of temperature right yesterday was fucking immaculate. Yesterday was like 75 degrees. I think that's perfect. It was beautiful. Do you prefer early morning or late evening? Late evening. Late evening.

Because early morning is crowded. Late evening is generally people play nine holes and get out of there. I love, there's nothing better than at like 7.30 at night and you're the last people on the golf course and you can just do whatever you want. That's fucking better than at like 7.30 at night and you're the last people on the golf course and you can just do whatever you want. That's fucking amazing. That's nice, I don't know, you're a club guy. Congrats on that too.

Have you texted or talked to the friends you met there again? No, they, I think my, they don't view me very highly. What? Not since I've played with them and quit on them. I do have an announcement, I am playing on a Sunday coming up With Stephen Che. Oh There will be a Brandon Walker Stephen Che golf trip in the you're taking him out. He's taking me out

Oh, I have a friend from college who's gonna be out here and he has a friend who lives somewhat near Brandon and We were gonna golf he said bring it forth and I said, oh, I know a guy was right by there likes to golf There you go. So yeah, we don't know What's up? Can you say the club or no? I'd rather not okay. I also would rather not Yeah, be crazy mob be fucking crazy out there. I'll be up by you Saturday. Where are you going Geneva card show? Where where's the car show. Up by you. No it's not where where is it 200 tables. Where is it. I'll talk to you. I'll talk to you. We'll talk. We'll talk. Well that's

where I'm going Saturday now if there's a car show. See you there brother. All right. That was the invitational lineup. JR Lineup JR Smith top line Chairs oh Let's the biz JR Smith Mostly Brian George Brian, but a lot of white people What is this happening again, what's Daltouche end of the month I think Trent Ryan Joey, this is Alice PFT, Gabby Golf Girl. All right, all right. The Duke, Beef.

Luke Kwan, he's really good. Sketch. Oh, I didn't know Gruden was in it no I knew King Dodd Oh Dodd King doesn't it's not any less King I don't know Santino is a car written oh Berkshire right now I knew his long name I knew it was a long name. Huh. It's going to be a good one. It's not live, right?

I don't know anything about it. I know nothing about it. It's one of those gigantic Barstool events that I just never had a chance of getting invited to, like surviving. But like, all of them. So I don't know anything about it. Yeah, I guess I haven't seen you in anything that's true just walk the line just walk the line that's what I'm not I was big walk the line guy yeah you're on a fun show yeah yeah I was on a few times Yeah, you think you get to hear every show you've done be a while

What's your s-tier I I Not just cuz she's in the room. I thought morning sunshine was fucking amazing Mm-hmm, and I look back at some of the shit we put out it was really fucking funny But it was kovat and it was me and Kate's and nobody watched it I went down a rabbit hole of it a few weeks ago and I was texting you I was like this is actually funny like yeah and I forgot how much you two were on it you're in a yard chasing chickens and falling in the mud and like that's one of my buddy's

places you guys were in it like every episode for quite some time at the town pediatrician's house Nick was the weatherman. Yeah the weatherman. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, we did so much for you You did at the time. You carried pretty much a lot of uh, you made it funny You made it funny appealing It really was funny though. It was a fun show. So the whole town was the same pediatrician This is everybody's pediatrician pretty much all my boys pretty it's all my boys kids pediatricians house. Yours too Pretty much all my boys pretty bits of all my boys kids pediatricians house yours, too

Yeah, we all have the same one yeah, yeah, and they have chickens yeah, they live on a farm yeah Good job catching those chickens. Thank you pull up morning sunshine Wish I had farm animals yeah, isn't that the point of living out there? Why don't you well? I know I I don't live on a farm I live a little you get a chicken coop for sure hey good HOA in the city had HOA I can't build anything can you get a beehive beehive maybe but what I want to be yeah dude okay can you build a shed can't build a ship no shit I guess I could on my mom's place now that I have another place use your mama's

Place for your chickens. I she would love that, but I doubt you can have them inside the city limits I would love to see you get attacked by bees What the fuck just? Shortly just where you glasses Wouldn't he be funny if you saw him from a far in the yard Yeah, the boys just here making and swatting. Are you allergic? No, I don't think so. I mean, no.

I've been stung by bees and been fine. Would you ever do the bee suit thing? Like if a beekeeper was like, why don't you come out to my bee farm? My Uncle Donnie keeps bees. Really? Yeah. He's got bees right next to his gardens

because he thinks it helps the air and the soil and everything. So he has a gigantic, he has two big columns and he just he keeps bees and you can go around them and just harvesting the wax for your candle company um no I don't think so he's the candle company I need to get the candle I need to call is it dead it's not dead but I one of the guys disappear whatever. I don't know. I got to get the candle company back up and running It was never up or running. Yeah, I gotta get it going Was just to say they were just doing it. I was gonna

Help on the vest. Yeah, well it had a good name right Shady Lake Shady Lake candle company. Yeah, Brent, if you're watching what you're not, because you're probably asleep, we need to get back on that. All right. So Morning Sunshine, S-tier. What else is S-tier? Danny, don't do this. Because I'll end up saying something about our former CEO and it's just not good. Just don't do this. Maybe expecting the Yak. Oh, the Yak. The Yak used to slack, but okay, huh? Oh the X

Yeah, it used to be but now it's CT or best. What about your podcast with MJF? hurts What are you gonna say about the former CEO nothing I have nothing to say I'm not telling Erica story I don't have a bar still after dark being on I don't have one How do you land on beekeeping as a hobby? That seems like a fantasy football punishment. It does. You gotta go keep bees.

How do you keep a bee that can't... Do the bees know they're being kept? I don't think so. I think they probably think they have a sick, protected area. Yeah, but that's their god. Yeah. What's the reward?

Honey. I've never needed more honey. Yeah, what's the reward honey? I've never needed more honey. I've always had way more than enough honey I'll buy one thing of honey, and I'm good for like four years But have you ever had fresh honey right out of your own be right out of the stinger? Yeah No, I don't know that have I just Sounds good people will bite the comb full and that grosses me out cuz that is the combs like they're your ass raw honey shit But it's your ass righties Donnie say that was like a drug of some type. That's like the Himalayas some sort of psychedelic honey. Yeah You're supposed to eat honey from your neighborhood

Yeah, that Is like an allergy thing right yes, I've worked Is that like the why you drink water in your town if you go anywhere else you're gonna get diarrhea because I got different water I had no idea about that like support your local business type thing you're saying no like it's like an allergy thing no yes like you're buying honey from the store that's not yeah you could do that it's not gonna be bad for you but there's it's better for you if you eat honey in your neighborhood is the bee collects the local pollen and so that's if that's what's giving you allergies

it's almost like an antidote if you're eating local honey like a vaccine you did the pollen we should go around this neighborhood eating everybody's honey yeah I have a ton I live next to like a giant not that way I live a lot of Metro trains parking lot and then right there is like a fuck ton of bee houses and there's just bees everywhere I don't know if that honey's any good but does get cravings like I'm never like oh I could fuck up some honey right now I don't get a honey you ever have a peanut butter honey sandwich. I'm sure it's good I've never had honey and been like this is bad. He's never led the show

I get honey cravings you ever seen those like little Like like straw yeah the straws with color at like a farmers bar you're gonna pick up four or five of those and just Enjoy suck on them straw. I don't know if I like honey. I don't know what he's talking about Yeah, straws you get a metal a cracker barrel. Yeah, you crack the top It's a little gopher pixie. Yeah, yeah, sometimes they have coloring in them to make them different color. Yep exactly I've never seen this never just oh They're at like every tour if you go like go to a cave like a tourist cave They'll have a fuck ton of these often you go to cave

I'm just saying there's certain places that have like rock candy and honeybee sticks every rock candy is very good It's pretty old. Honey cave sounds awesome Pixie sticks gotta be the dumbest candy of all worst candy for sure does the candy bit. Oh honey still exists Oh, yeah, it does yeah, yeah, that was that was never good Mary Janes I think are the worst of the worst though just my grandfather's poem though. Yeah, but you you you like circus peanuts I love circus peanuts. I don't hate them either. Thank you. Everybody hates them the mouth feels very I'm a mouth feel guy Which I think in somebody messaged me. They're like you you always bring up mouth feel that's because you're autistic like Jesus The chat thinks we're all autistic.

Sure. We're varying levels. You're not allowed to like something alone. Or know anything. Yeah. So you're honey over applesauce? What? What an assumption! Well you derided applesauce yesterday. Shit all over applesauce.

No, that was mean because applesauce is good. It's sweet No, listen a good flavor that we're not gonna sit here and act like it's in the same world as honey honey kills applesauce Right honey destroys applesauce. No I like applesauce more what the fuck is wrong with honey's all always like in something else You're not just eating raw honey like honey. I hear you raw honey. being no anti applesauce you might lose your southern card Oh, no applesauce is not a southern thing applesauce is more of a northern thing. I think We got our fruits are like watermelons We don't do we don't do we don't do we're not applesauce

You got any of those Smith's County In fact I have a call today to secure a couple of them you want one I would love one all right how much does it cost someone up here? It cost $600 last year How many what stand up to what yeah, they're very heavy Watermelons so it's the shipping more the shipping yeah the watermelons themselves cost $10 Brandon. Don't you not like them I don't eat watermelon. I hate watermelon. What's fucking hate watermelon I think watermelon is incredible. In fact, I don't allow my family to have watermelon in the house when when I'm around They can roses you out. Yeah, I hate the smell. I like cantaloupe. No smell

I don't like watermelon, but I mean I am from Mississippi and the major export is Smith County watermelons and I sent Dave some because he likes watermelons. He loved them now I send them every year. I didn't know you wanted to be on the train is seedless or seeded It's probably seeded I would imagine oh damn you don't like see they know people like tonic like I don't watermelons Fantastic watermelon exists anymore. Oh, yeah, I don't know why like what right right I feel like we've come past that come past watermelon Well, we've outgrown seeds you think well if you could have how would you make your watermelons? I mean sure it serves its purpose, but to consume is a Have to eat the seeds yeah, but it's a swallow mad

It slows you down. Yes. It's like no I'm It's like the dog bowl mazes. It's like you need you can't scarf it down well What happened to the Malisex dream? Half time. Okay, are they winning? Yes Very good. Is that a tournament or does he just go over there for a one-off? Euros? I don't okay. I think European tournament European championship. I think okay, so he

He could conceivably come back a European champion Yeah, sure That seems like pretty prestigious Would we acknowledge it here in America? Yeah, it's in lacrosse you won the euros in lacrosse, right? But it's the whole continent like that would be indicative of an Olympic at least qualification right If you can Where's he at and pray what if that's where he finds his love?

one of those Team like you know you get like a European exchange student in high school every now and then and the guy could be like Just the most normal or like even kind of but he was like hot because he had an accent Do you think it works the other way around? like just the most normal or like even kind of, but he was like hot because he had an accent. Do you think it works the other way around? Do you think the Czech girls are like, oh my God, this American lacrosse player. I think people were too used to an American accent.

Yeah, no one likes American accents, right? They're not hot to anyone. It's not special. I don't think it works. But women here like Jake and then he talks to them. Oh yeah. But there, he might be in an advantage, right. And they probably don't use soap now, but there's no ends It's never the girl here that gets turned off. It's Jake. Yeah, you're right

It's Jake when he starts talking to girls and like five minutes in he just he just wants to be back with the boys She's gay is what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I Feel like I feel like he presents European anyways Gay Yeah, that's gay Speaking of I didn't see it and I'm not bringing up cuz I want to see it cuz I don't genuinely not a weirdo Everyone's talking about Donnie's bathing suit picture Chef Donnie?

He has a bathing suit picture? He posted a Speedo pic? It was an underwear pic I think cuz he was showing his sunburn Oh his sunburn, classic move But what what about I went to a tanning bed What were we gonna say? Yeah, what's your statement on it? Who's talking about it? So you don't want to know what have you heard about it? I'm just saying it's a European European European bathing suits. Did you hear it from scuttlebutt? I'm gonna the gym. No Jim. Okay Jake told her about this you got a crazy sunburn. Yeah, but he could have shown that off

Play so much better He's about to be a stonewall goalie Do it even a little lower GJ so you still see Do it even a little lower, TJ, so you can still see the voice. That is a wild move. And that looks like his phone, that's like his iCloud leak. He's doing the smirk. Well, I'll send it to you as long as you don't show anybody. Enjoy. Whatever you're gonna do with it. But that's right, that was a crazy sunburn.

So he's justified. Because it's the legs too. Yeah. He got burned. He wasn't wearing big shorts when he got the sunburn. Yeah right. Anyway. Are we just gonna keep them off the whole time. Well, there's our thumbnail.

Look at my car and my son. All right, I'll send you a picture of my summer, but you can't look at my car. You promise me you just look at the sunburn. Oh, man. Kyle, where's Tyler Higbee from oh I Forget nice. He doesn't forget. I do you know I don't Florida He's from Florida. Yeah, where see a st. Augustine boy water is that a place clear waters boy clear water

Where see a st. Augustine boy water is that a place clear waters boy clear water? These from clear I looked it up five minutes ago. Oh my god. I didn't know people were from clear water our pond springs sponge capital right Their water is a beautiful place Is that where the Scientology is no they do have a that was like the most Chicago you've ever been Is that where the Scientology is? No. They do have a beach. That was like the most Chicago you've ever been. Well, it's it. Is that where the Scientology is? I think it is though. It's where Hulk Hogan's beach shop is. What's his beach shop?

Beach. Oh. And his beach bar, right? Yeah, maybe both of them are out there. I don't know, he still had the bar though. Yeah, maybe not. He got in trouble for his signage outside the bar, remember? Besides besides cause be is he a famous person that time hasn't like one of the more that time hasn't been good, too Oh

Yeah, he's like the public probably top five or ten. He's up there the check boys are hot right now What's the score? I don't know if they just scored You can see that I can say right after this the check boys started hugging 64 check I saw some hugging checks If you the opportunity to interview Cosby would you do it Yeah, what I envied Hogan? That's that's kind of Yeah, I mean I I think I'd say there's yeah people

I don't if they have a long list has cause be can an interview. No, he hasn't done anything Kind of... Yeah, I mean, I think... I'd say there's... Yeah, people would... What if they have a long list? Has Cosby done an interview? No, he hasn't done anything. I think he just went silent. He's waiting to die. Yeah, he's waiting to die. Will you...

You'll be sad when he dies? Listen, I don't know. I love the show. I don't know about the man. I love the show. The show was my favorite thing growing up, and it's hard to shake that. That's all

You know did you like his stand-up? Stand-up was amazing. Yeah, and did you like kids say the darndest things no I didn't really get into that you like little bill didn't like little bill big pudding pop guy Of course yeah, and now he's off pudding What's your favorite Cosby show episode? Of course, yeah. And now he's off putting. What's your favorite Cosby show episode? Probably Happy Anniversary, the first anniversary episode where they sing Ray Charles. Would you, if you took a picture with Bill Cosby, would you take a picture with Bill

Cosby? Listen, these are questions. Brandon's passed out. These are questions that even, how would I answer that? Yes or no, I guess. If you put it that way, yeah. Would you post it? Again. Maybe you could put a sensor bar over his eyes.

What if Katie's dad posted it to her Instagram? Would you tell her to take it down? No, yeah. What if he gave you one of the sweaters? Would you frame it? Oh my God, yes. That's what I want. You want one of the sweaters?

God damn it, no. Of course that's not what I want somebody in it you what? Yeah Probably did I did game worn? It could be like The Jerry Rice photo if you post it yeah What's the Jerry Rice photo? I don't know he's referenced that two times in two days I don't even remember what it was remember your posts and your heads were both cut off. Oh, that's right That's when I was in my early days of not knowing Instagram

Yeah, Eddie has the most obscure references memories that was up for like three minutes wasn't it? I think it's still up. Is it? I don't think so. I don't think so. You posted a picture of you and Jerry Rice Yeah, Jerry Rice came to the office one day and I posted a picture and I cut my cut our heads off neck down Eddie what's like one of your favorite say bar stool videos because I know it'll be no one else's favorite I know one of my favorite KB and Nick videos is When you and Donnie it went to set went to Frank's house. Oh the yeah sass was gonna too. Oh, yeah That when you were all filming each other. Yes. Oh the yeah SAS was in it too. Oh, yeah that one you're all filming each other Yeah, we talked about that recently

I really enjoy that one like when Frank was when I said it was like Earth Day, and they told him to shut off the AC There was so much that happened. There was a shooter on the White House lawn The street we went on we were the only car then like an ambulance a cop car and a firetruck blocked I remember that part Frank accidentally got on the highway. Oh The street we went on we were the only car then like an ambulance a cop car and a fire truck block Accidentally got on the highway. Oh, yeah, that was jam-packed What's his name got sent down Marcus Stroman Frank left to drive home Kyle left his backpack in the back car Backpacking my car. I just love that video. It was phenomenal. I don't know if that's that obscure.

Yeah, it's pretty obscure. Fair enough. What about like a Clemmer video? I feel you have one up your sleeve. My favorite Clemmer video. You love Clemmer. Who doesn't love Clemmer, right? Right, I don't love Clemmer. No. He doesn't he doesn't like you at all

No, then that's why I don't love him. I do love him, but I can't outwardly love him because he just hates me Or at least he uses me to channel his hatred for something. It's probably the real answer Are you directly referring to the last mincy Clem day when he was giving you attitude or it's every time He's on the show. He's just he just throws attitude at me. He'll come at you Yeah, he's got a little che thing where whenever he gets mad at somebody else. He'll just throw it at me Che does that to you too. Oh, yeah bad really? Yeah. Yeah be a fucking pro Eddie White Sox Dave does that to me so I get it. What's talks Dave? Yeah I just say does that to every human being though true. I feel like true

But he could be an argument with anyone and he'll turn it back to me somehow even if I'm defending him Are we recording that tomorrow? Yes, okay right after the yeah, yes, all right The Czech boys How they doing there? They just keep hugging or again. I just keep looking down there hugging. Maybe it's the malice like effect They just keep hugging. Or again. I just keep looking down and they're hugging. Maybe it's the Malasek effect. Honestly, as soon as you put him over Chef Donnie's cock,

they caught on fire. Is that what the refs wear all the time? Oh, wow. Those are better than the uniform. Oh my goodness. Are the face-offs usually like that too? All over the place. Crouch down. Yeah, I think so I think so

What they're by leaving? Are they where are they playing Poland or Czechoslovakia or they're in Prague? Oh Prague which which is its own country There they're in Prague. Would you say this is a let you deal with wherever that is? Okay internally? Mm-hmm I'll let you deal with wherever that is. Okay. Internally. I don't know, I couldn't tell you a thing about this one. Yeah, would this be considered like a high scoring game right now? I don't think so. Is this the best feel we could have gotten?

In Prague? Got some construction work going on back there. This is like where Conn's and Dave raced. Where do the fans sit? Is that a bounce house? I don't know what that is.'t know that is statue in the background And you were trying to be so cool with the caption and that's why Katie stats doesn't how could I forget that Brandon Brandon's like The opposite of the leave it to beaver cup

November 7 2019 yes Just before Katie status pre Katie stats, and I think this might have been the picture that told her when I get to barstool I Can I can do that guy's stuff and you know you have the full image of that somewhere probably? I I don't I think I put it on what happened. I don't know That's the thing with boomers I'm sorry, but like they'll see that but they'll get the preview and like they don't realize it This is how it's gonna look when you post this Can I get a quick time out? How's your sixth in the Instagram post? I'm not a boomer

Funny way of showing it. You're a millennial. I'm a no I'm generation X Like when a mom will take a picture and like she sees what it's gonna look like yeah, it's dark and she takes it Boomers are like dark 1945 to like 1960s. What do you Jackie Robinson? What 42? Right now my age. I'm 46. Okay What's the cutoff? I'm the end of generation. Will you be here when you're 50 Millennials start? Yeah. Well now I'm contractually obligated to be here when I'm the end of generation will you be here when you're 50 Millennials start yeah, well now

Contractually obligated to be here when I'm 50 so our planning well, I guess I'm contractually obligated, but there's no my health I could die anybody could I clearly could die Maybe a buyout Mmm. What have you heard? I'm just saying it's possible. I've heard that too cost a lot of money Do it right this time? What are you? Was this a bit pretty yeah, were you trying to do a thing? No, I don't remember doing this Somebody else do this who was that girl? Oh? It's Lita good caption is you in the locksmith

My new goal is to get serious about it. I don't know why this is probably when case Katie stats started takeover There's my dogs that gave away Kane that was Kane by the way Kane not that tall that's me dunking a basketball. He's not No, what are you there? I was 35 there look. He's about an inch taller two inches taller me I'm six five you look so much better now Aside from like dying and and deformed My early Instagram kind of sucked huh God guy That's my comments creator definitely should have the beard the comments are also about your 80,000

Or your salary which you must have been bragging about at the time. Yeah Which actually at the time was closer to true All right, so I just was proud of my t-shirts Well, what's the one? Oh, wait above look at that one in the middle This is giving like creepy boomer posting This is the week we shut the office down. Yeah, I knew that was COVID.

Huh? Wait, go back. Go back. Oh, fuck. I might have might not fuck out of this ball, guys. Yeah, I did. Did not the fuck out of that ball. What's what's what's Cody saying to you right there? Fuck out of that ball. What's what's uh what's Cody saying to you right there? The most sus human or that no I want to see the ugly one Kate was talking about go up that one right there is the one you're talking about Oh the mustache yeah, I only did that for four for five minutes. It almost doesn't look like you

Like uh wait what's the one to the left of that? That's a pretty good post. That's my starting lineup I would love to see that in my feed. Oh really interesting. I got to follow this guy What a good post I love you, dude That's my starting lineups By the way, this guy hates you what is this guy's problem the fuck is this guy Cody Barber Nair suck my fucking day an era I never even noticed Cody Barber Nair recently go to one around there so I can thank

you TJ look at that face I'm sick of you calling her okay there you go I'm sick of you calling everyone out. Okay, there you go Oh, he's number one enemy never noticed my god, I never noticed that I wasn't looking to comment. Oh he was like like months Christ But narrow One straight to the point How is he top comment every time you set that one out I guess

All right Like that one okay. Hey, this is what you got to do. All right. Here's Cody Barman there wait Maybe he started liking you again, but that guy with the well-coiffed hair Steven Che That's Chris Jericho Stephen Shade This was was this Was this the unofficial starter Russell because we had Chris Jericho on the draft show then his leg think I was already doing Were you yeah? Making some stakes barbara's blocked by this point. Yeah, I don't know now oh Certified fucking coops Barber there's blocked by this point. Oh, I don't know it

Always back is certified fucking Yeah, you were fucked for that Donnie don't hate uncle Donnie no he wouldn't okay. He has a code Barber now I want to see barbara. I think if you were to block him we wouldn't even be able to see his comments I hit barbara. I don't think I ever saw hit barbara with the Instagram FaceTime right now Eddie do you think I know how to do that remember me I? Went I did that fuck is that I have no idea That's Kate wrote that note to me What the fuck is that? I have no idea. You were post-branime? What the hell? Who was your formula? I don't even know. Talk about trying new things. Oh, that's Kate wrote that note to me.

Oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah. It was a weird time. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. What a bitch. Uh-huh.

All right, well, I think I'm just gonna have to go find Cody Barber narrow You post like a much older man Just let her cry screenshot by who do you think thank God Katie came along? Who's that's avery oh, yeah morning sunshine, yeah Morning sunshine. Yeah Who shot me with that Cody was barbara in the office Cody barbara you fletch on the show. Hey! Thanks man. You sent that to me every day! Yeah, over Covid.

Thank you Tim. Cody Barbanara has I've done a whole... you're an elite poster. I was. Does he have one arm? Oh no. Oh, Kyle. He's a BM guy. Is it J-U-P, six blow mafia?

Riddle Wubs. Riddle Wubs. Who's... Living right since 99? Montana boys in here on Friday? Tomorrow, right? They're coming tomorrow, but they can't come here to here until Friday.

Are you asking us now? Yeah, we're in the middle of shit. If we want them? Yeah. We'll take them. All right. Yeah. What time are you here on Friday, Harry Johnson? the middle of shit. If we want them, we'll take them. Yeah. What time are you here on Friday, or on Saturday? Well, the actual, at 12 to two.

Okay. Yeah. All right, what do you want me to, I just said it. The Montana boys, I'm gonna tell them. How are you plugged in with the Montana boys? I'm helping them launch a DJ career. Ah. Are they bringing in Marbonero?

They're playing at John Boy on Thursday night. All of them? There's only two only two. Oh, there's only two Four I thought it was like a blue man group situation. No, it's two guys and they're Very handsome. I haven't met him yet. I'm looking forward to it. But yeah, I'm gonna bring him in on Friday for you guys Oh, thank you, man The girls pass upstairs Sure it might be Tommy Walker day Montana boys gauntlet fuck Cody Barman era we met him. What do you ever do to you?

Can we call him? I would love to call him Era just got him with the Instagram FaceTime. Yeah Got him with the Instagram FaceTime. Yeah So what did you do for last Tommy Walker day? Oh last time we were we haven't even done one because that one was so good Is it painful well, no we did face painting we did Well, I don't remember it was a great show We smoked cigarettes with him. Yeah, you let him smoke. You know what he's turning? He's turning 15.

What? Holy shit. That's driver's permit, no? Yeah. Oh, that's young to me still. It is young, but it's like older. Like about to drive. It's young for like if I were 15 again, but him being 15.

Well, when he debuted on the show, he was nine. Oh my God. Now every discussion with him is political. He just wants to talk politics. I'm excited to have him. Really? He's at that age. You should have him go toe to toe with Dave.

Yeah, oh he would. And Dante. He would fucking, which Dave? White talk. He body both of them. Yeah, that would be amazing. How's he into politics? What does he watch?

He just regurgitates every, like all the TikToks he sees and everything. and everything and he just he has stances man Is he making real talks? I? Can neither confirm nor deny at this point? What was the last time you saw the boy? Well, he was on vacation with us So and he he's the only one that rode back with me. We had the all-american road trip I flew out flew everybody back, but him I said I need somebody to ride with me and he rode with me we had the all-american road trip I flew out flew everybody back, but him I said I need somebody to ride with me and he rode with me Did he volunteer he got volunteered by me?

He's driven like in a pasture and on roads at home, but he hasn't driven up here Is he like just done with that even asking you questions because he's he's pretty much knows enough he lives his own life now yeah yeah and I'm I'd be shocked if he's not in the chat right now, but he he watched a lot of the yak He hasn't chatted and since the last time we we brought it up. I got on his ass. Yeah Not to be personal genuinely curious are your other kids ever like why can I be on camera? No my my 12 year old boy is very? Just shy in general my girl is a girl She's never gonna be on here, and then my nine year old doesn't give a fuck about what I do for a living He just wants to go play golf

Okay, and Tommy's the only one that's ever even when I was in which is the one that just cannot be yours Well the 12 year old The thing is your genes are so strong all the other ones identical right yeah 75% of my kids are my kids He acts nothing like me. He looks nothing like he looks nothing like you know no good kid Damn good kid. I'd be honored if he were mine It's gotta be cool when he calls you dad though. He doesn't. He calls me B-Walk. Maybe he will be on screen one day on Maury Povich. Is he your best?

He's far and away my best. The daughter's pretty good. Good daughter, but he's far and away the best. He'll wake up and bake bread and make breakfast for everybody. Oh my god I've mentioned him. Yeah and at 8 o'clock he goes to bed. Nobody tells him to he just goes to bed. Wakes up at 6am. Do you have a favorite kid? Bucks the chickens. Do you have a favorite kid? Yeah him. No my daughter. Daughter's number one. Because I didn't know we We don't obviously get too deep. Jay told me he has a favorite kid.

Yeah, daughter's number one. Jay, is it your son or daughter? Now it's pretty even. What happened? But it used to be like having a daughter. Daughter usually takes the lead early. And then can the son make up the difference? Yes.

And my daughter hasn't done enough in her teenage years to give up the lead So your son but wait your son is your oldest che right yes, so your daughter came along He's like now you're out. How soon did it serve pretty quick quick I will say this the older one Once they hit three and four they kind of become assholes. And the little one's still cute and like your best buddy. So it's hard not to be like, oh. So you have a least favorite. Oh, you're a, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love them both equally, but there are days. There are days. I think like, I know in growing up, like I'm pretty sure my brother was the favorite for the bulk of time, may still be. And I feel okay with that. I feel like that's justified. I was the favorite.

You were the favorite? Yeah. That cancer diagnosis really helped me out. Oh yeah, you had a huge list. Your siblings had a big list. I was way down before. They must have hated you. Oh yeah.

Breakfast in bed Every day was a wall to near breakfast for you And I just puked it up make me a new one Wait There's were you No, and I'm not we were neck and neck. Yeah Chated yours even out cuz one got better or one got worse my son just He's

You don't have to answer yeah, he's he he's become a lot Is interested in line with me a lot more than last night? How many siblings you have cake just one okay, so he's like a lawyer with an MBA I'm like Slightly different lives slightly different How are the checks doing there's a face-off every every 30 seconds Five good shape good shape smoking Proud of Jake

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Did you go all the way to the bathroom? Yeah, I just checked to see if I had to. No, it was a no-go? Rubbed the end a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I just checked. I had nothing to say.

I know, I feel like I say this every couple months. I'm stacking up fellas so oh Yeah, I feel a Friday. I feel like we got to do soon I yeah, we were doing I think we were too close to the Sun with overdoing it Yeah, we should do it like twice a year me. Yeah, so it was yeah, it was um in the transition office Yeah, and we were running out of shit. Yeah, and then who was unlike now? Okay, bring it. Oh, it was it was mook at the time bringing guys in wheelchairs. He was just dudes that were like in constant pain Just ruining the vibe, but he's an alcoholic

Have to catch up with a guy came up to me like a month ago walked out of my apartment He's like let me know if you need me again for yak I was like we talking about it was like he was a fella and he was like rolling weed or something for you guys We had a fella we had a weed rolling fella. Yeah, that's what he said What he's rolling something the Phantom the best? The family did come out of I believe he came out of fellow Friday? The Phantom? He did come out of, I believe he came out of fellow Friday, yes, I'm like a reply guy to him. I like all his shit, I share his videos.

Wasn't he gonna be in Chicago recently? He was here when I was down the shore. Okay. And it was the Friday you guys all took off or something that he was here. He said no worries, he has a video at his concert and the whole crowd knew all his songs And we're like singing along with this spooky rock song with them. He's like

Coming like a cult. He's getting big figure. Yeah, he's blowing up a little bit, so Give him a follow shout out phantom still a big fan and then the what was the guy's name? Stamos the hit the baseballs in his backyard mm-hmm Johnny Stamos Johnny Stamos Thank you very much That's right so what was he Saying that he rolls up to the Yak Danny Yeah he Specifically Said he was a Barstool Barstool No it's Kind of a good Looking Guy is it two phones Brett hell It's Gonna Take me a while on

I'd I'd Watch it I'd Watch a Stamos video. I don't know I feel like I haven't seen him in my feet wasn't Johnny Stamos was it that's it might have been the actual famous guys correct? Yeah, you're right. That's part of the oh, yeah, lure I Had message with him a little bit for after that happened He like a hundred followers a message with a couple of my fellas the guy who had the really loud car base. Yeah, I Said if you're ever in Chicago Yeah, okay, it says The title for the yak that he was on was a roll-up day turns into an absolute whirlwind There's one the roll-up 12 15 23 was it Barstool Barstool. His name is Adrian

Hmm. Oh, is this recent is he still kicking? Yes Yes, yesterday. Oh, hell yeah. Zero. Yep. That's what I like. Still at it. What a beautiful day. He still hasn't gotten the ball over that house. Where is this? Pacific Northwest, we think. I don't know, Florida? Because it doesn't, it's not giving humid. Washington. Does look like a dry air right? He's the man. Some mamish. Oh, it's a much worse day. Not for him. I can't tell if those are immaculately pruned bushes or just not pruned at all. Does he want the growth like that?

What is he going? Is he saying that he's trying to get it oh the roof there I think of a roof shot I believe is a home run But somebody's asked him if he's just hit it over the roof and I've seen comments where he's like no I haven't done that yet It doesn't look like that big of a poke Oh wow. Oh right in the sun. Oh right in the sun. Much better. Huh. Actually maybe fellow Friday fucking sucked. It might have. Is that what we just pretty did?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that might have fucking sucked. Glad I'm not him. Let's move him on. I've got a whole tray of fellows. Paralyzed guy drinking a beer. Yeah. Oh, yeah Funny part is it hurts when he lifts his arm to drink, but he has to drink

Maybe Luke one When we remember I have this guy was like destroying his balls every day and he's cut like no Followers at all leave no And I'm just like why are you doing this? I mean, he's been doing it for like a year. A lot of dudes are like into just ball destruction. This guy will come up with like a Rube Goldberg machine every day, and the end of it is his balls getting smashed.

And you watch it every day. And nobody cares. Uh-oh. So sad. Don't go, I got plenty more for that. Okay. We take the phone It's either an NIL deal or something terrible yet. What do you mean? There he goes gonna play some ball. Oh, that's Rick. Oh, it's been a long night for them. Oh Brandon didn't have to pee at all

So it's you know just in the middle of the show Walks out What do you think he's dreaming about Here I go little curls Go give him a wet willy. How often do you think Rick sleeps in his clothes? Interesting thought exercise. I 50% of the time. What do you mean like his street clothes or gets home, bar, just plops into bed. That's it. I would say like 95% of the time. He does strike me even if I'm like super fucked up I always take off my jeans. Just plops into bed. That's it. I would say like 95% of the time

He does strike me even if I'm like super fucked up. I always take off my jeans I can't sleep in jeans. He strikes me as a guy who can sleep in his jeans. Yeah, he's leaving the belt on. Yep So Brandon lied to us. He's an important cog on the show talks Kind of fucked up Was he going in there to give them advice? Because it sounds like something's the foot Are they on the toughest Heisman now? Yeah, so it's over they're not gonna get it You can just sim and if you get to the championship you just have to play the no we have to play the games the Playoff has been that hard. I don't know. This has got to be the longest one yet, right stream

Yeah under Tate's rain They've played 19 full seasons of 12 games Looks like they're simming I think they might be a boarding. Yeah, if they lose wrong and yeah, there's they're they've been simming through like Sometimes they do key moments. Sometimes they do offense. Sometimes they've been jumping around when did t Bob dip out once most Yeah T-bob is never gonna leave this office. He's doing macro dosing and then his dad's coming tomorrow His dad who played quarterback in the NFL for the Saints really yeah, oh, that's cool. I didn't know that yeah, no shit Well, what's his first name is his first name T Bob's dad saying give them the same name

Bobby Bobby okay, actually Bobby a bear I'll be how many years in the lobby ever And you said you want to talk about this golf fight What's the golf? Yeah, insane love a good golf course. There was a former NHL player and some guy was giving him lip and he beat the fuck out of it. Let's see it. Pack up, go now.

Go now. Go now. What? You're not sharing anything. Is this the player? Who's who? Come on, man. What Come on man Find out who's the player Is he in the pond Oh, he's coming I got all on record Unrecurred. Ohhhh! Leave him alone, hey leave him alone man! I wouldn't be going back you fucking moron.

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And crazy size difference. Yeah, but he ate those punches and just got back up. He never got knocked out. Weirdly. He was so bizarre about it that it didn't seem that embarrassing on oh, yeah, he's just coming back from He never raised his hands that I got he never like faced humiliation Yeah, there's no where he was I'm afraid mouse. I was giving up a little run here.

Oh well. I think it was ten to five, right? Yeah. I think it's now ten to eight. Oh ten to nine. Oh no. Oh fuck. Oh Jake.

How much? In the fourth quarter. Four minutes. Shit. So they were up comfortably. I think he's giving up a run. Oh no. And this does or does not matter towards the who commented malice Swiss don't do

that that doesn't even know that's all like Swiss cheese a lot of holes in his game don't think I've forgotten about you having arrows I don't know. I forgot about a Cabanero carbonaro We got a score here checks we got me get we gotta get in the mix fuck Jake The long pole running it up into the offensive zone in the pole the long pole Their biggest player That's my sex weakness the long pole. Oh no the long poles coming again Clemmer

There we go come on Jake. Oh my god. Wait, are we rooting for Jake? Yes. Yeah. OK. Outwardly. The crowd's into it. And again, no shot clock. What? Call time out here? Why are they? And we have a call. A flag is down. A 30-second hold is coming out against Chequia.

I was going to say. Nick Pospisil heading off. God damn Pospisil. He's been doing it all night. out against check I was gonna say Goddamn possible. Oh He's been doing it all night. It was already come on Jake So clock just runs it is just 30 we don't give a fuck about clock just runs in the far end of the field as well Which means you're saying you get that extra five seconds after the man up good move look at Jake Jake is fucking ready carbonate Jake The save

Was the ball still rolling that's the big question when he turned and stopped that Fucking Jake made a play. Saw an opening. Pretty good luck with the room in time as we get a good look from our. We're stalling now, right? Prague. Prague is in the Czech Republic. It's not a country.

We know that. Yeah. Why did you think we needed to have that clarification? I didn't. I knew. I knew I knew Today we wait shot clocks on its way we've ordered the parts This has chance to this could be promising here Departs This has chance to this could be promising here we need bars being an electric finish Can I ask a remarkably stupid question

West Virginia's plan Miami in the pop-tons. Every goal on the cross, one point? Yeah, yeah. Okay. What a fucking dumb question. I said it was remarkably stupid. I was talking about something else. The second oldest player in this tournament, an inspiration to his country. How old is he if he's an inspiration playing?

And 45 years old is on. Aw. Time to close this out. Wait, what? A 45 year old is on play. No. The second oldest in the tournament. He's older. Have they removed their goalie? Someone's old. Or he's like, taking a nap. Yeah, where's the goalie? I assume it's like

hockey you try to get an advantage. The clock's also frozen. The clock. Oh, no. Oh, that was good. Yeah, travel. Oh, no. Somebody run the clock. Look at it. Long stick is long as hell, though. Six foot. Unofficial time now is kept on the field by the official. Oh, so we just have to guess? What? Wait, what? What is this? Start 25, but Poland turns it over from the clear. Oh, we might. This is big. OK.

What a pick up, but that is just so hard for Poland. They worked so diligently to get it back. And we're coming up to the final minute of this game now. Again, unofficial time for us is. And you can just do this and somebody attack him. Go get him. Yeah. Come on, Poles. You can just do this and somebody like attack him go get him. Yeah, come on poles

They just running out the clock I want to win, but I want a last-second rush at Malice. Yeah I know I want to be a little bit nervous But they don't really have much urgency do they know they're just they're just running the clock Definitely under a minute for sure Boland's got to do something crazy Well, obviously you're looking at it Score Oh, it's over. There's no chance. Ashley will play it back to safety. If Rapalje Cirk Was that it?

There's the whistle and Czechia celebrates! Oh, let's go! And an exciting opening game of the Man's European Lacrosse Championship tonight in Frunzowof Poland, 10-9 Czechia with the closeout of the host country.

And how about some kudos for the folks organizing term So they play again tonight. This would be a good opening game. I don't know great opening. Oh, they all went to him Which one is he? sweatpants on he was on the Use that machine to celebrate with Can't even get in the middle of the circle We don't really know Well, there's Americans playing for Poland So is he a Czech citizen? No. No. Well if there's Americans playing for Poland then

must not have to. We don't want to look at the losers. Aww. Who's that beefy guy? Speaking of which, are you sad about Menci bussing out? I'm not, I'm never sad

when he fails,'s all night i was monitoring the twitter and i was like getting hot getting hot getting hot getting hot busted it just happened in seconds immediately that's poker that is poker you're right that's poker it looked like he was and now he's got to come back to reality get back to chicago to make to the smoke out yeah you gotta get back here and start planning his next poker trip working on the weekends like usual Yeah, I know we fell for the fucking 51 folds in a row to Finds pocket ace I gotta go this is a blunder huge blunderunder here. Not even gonna try to make something happen

off the impressive height image. That's just a little inexperience as some people have noted some of the tight folds from Minzy thus far, like ace nine suited, just hitting the muck. And Minzy so far has just been folding a VP of 14%, so he's only played 14% of hands, which is among the lowest at the table.

Because this was a quigs at it, I just kept waiting for, when his arm was up. I kept waiting for a gun to come out I was waiting for a gun too. Yeah, he's really messed my head Yeah, he's done. How profitable is poker compared to other like skill-based professional endeavors I think remarkably That's something you would like maybe get your kid into right? Yeah remarkably? That's something you would maybe get your kid into, right? Yeah, like how much is Hellmiss Net Worth or Phil Ivey, the big guys? Oh.

Got to be. Tens of millions. Tens of millions. You didn't say B, did you? No, millions. Okay. But most people don't make it there, and doesn't it cost a lot of money to play in these tournaments? But there are professional like, professional tournaments

throughout the year. Yeah, it's becoming a character and getting on these extra poker shows, right, where you can really make the money? I don't know. I don't know either. I guess we're just talking out of turn. But I think they win one tournament, and then they kind of...

Toast? They have a... They're like a triple crown horse that wins one race, and you just get to fuck for the rest of the line Go fuck you I Think those are just official winnings right are they in Vegas all the time yeah But they have official losses to our unofficial losses. Yeah My only poker anecdote me and this lady poker player She was in Vegas on it, but we were both getting this guy named coke can Greg Sending us wiener picks and his penis looked like a coke can

That's a good thing. How did you come about getting these? So coke hands was that group chats like no no I saw her post about I was like I'm getting in this guy I'm getting cocaine grid Greg as well, and it was just was it as she is as wide I'm getting cocaine Greg Greg as well. I know it's just was it as she is as wide Player hmm was it just it was pure girth or just red it was like built like a coke can You could you could probably still not that long screaming over that though. Yeah Anyway, I had a coke can what old white Sox player why on your eBay? He's a journeyman. Yeah, yeah, okay Hey, how do you know?

It was just legendary story, they called him Coke can. Oh, because of his cock? Yeah. No. Ew. Yeah, that doesn't sound. I'm over, yeah, I'm grossed out by cocks. You're over cocks?

Yeah, like I'm gonna be the one who gets disgusted when you guys talk about it. No, I wanna do that. Was it disgusting? My new thing. Yeah, it I don't I'm gonna be the one who gets disgusted when you guys talk about it No, I want to do that was it disgusting my new thing. Yeah, yeah, it was weird angles You know we've already talked cocks on the show and you didn't you didn't even faint. I just decided yeah I just had a little moment of clarity you asked for it. No God no But how'd you both know him? I think she started posting about him, and I somehow got on my radar and I was like Made some kind of Twitter. She and I were I was like that sucks girlfriend or something funny like that

I don't think in this very conversation you said that you you asked or you wanted to get a part of the next You know I'm saying he was in my DM. It was like oh So and you did you respond to the DMS? I think so okay? I love that for you Thank you, and you send more what did you respond? It was weird angles and like dark shadow we really be like put his camera on the ground and like stand over it Oh, that's not a dark. You'd see like the shot. Yeah Standing over a camera is never flattering mm-hmm No

Anyway, especially if you don't have a Coke can. I don't remember how that ended. I'll have to go back through my DMs. Might not be over. Coke can grugs. I think I had to block him. You had two kids with him. That's Coke can beef, I think, you know. No, we're a Pepsi family. Yeah. No. Why is. Why not. Yeah, we have the power. That's what Eddie wanted on TV and it was Eddie's day.

Let's move on a good guy. Fine. OK. Got fat. Yeah, he don't have any. I don't think so. Pickups with the law as far as I know. Underrated hitter.

Had a good seven or eight year run. Might have a cocaine. Might. Yeah. I don't think so. Pickups with the law as far as I know. Underrated hitter. Had a good seven or eight year run. Might have a cocaine. Might. Yeah. I would lean towards, yeah, probably. Kyle, what do you think about Mo Von's cock? That's so gross.

Ew. Ah, he was in the Metro report? That's fine. Nobody cares. Damn. He had ongoing knee issues. Of course he took HGH for that. Would you take HGH if it was available to you? Oh yeah.

That may be a thing soon. You know the the enhanced games Oh, yeah, the Olympics where if you you're allowed to do steroids, and if you break a world record they pay you a million dollars It's encouraged to yeah Yeah the they did an interview about like the long-term effects of that on like youth sports and the perception of youth of like if you're a kid you can either try and make it to the majors or maybe try and make it to the enhanced games and make a million dollars for breaking a world record by starting doing steroids earlier and earlier.

And how that like could cause issues. And the guy that's founding it essentially said like they want to create like a market to safely distribute performance enhancing drugs like into like the the mass market. He compared it to the way like uber took the private chauffeur Yeah from like the ultra rich to anybody can get a private chauffeur in the in the in the way uber works with steroids so there may be like a pipeline for us to buy steroids at like a pharmacy

Is his thought process? I'm afraid. Oh, I'm afraid of injecting anything. Took steroids for two weeks. What? Yeah, he did. For what? And he's never smoked weed. Yeah. Panama City Beach, 2013. Yeah, as. He was injecting. That was when men were evil.

My Polish buddy. Your Polish buddy. It's been a real Polish show. Yeah, it has. Right. His parents kitchen. I was like, can we go in your room? buddy your Polish buddy was in a real Polish show that has right his parents kitchen I was like can we go in your room he's like no they're gonna think we're gay okay good point so you get him and like anybody who goes in their son's room is gay it was late I spent a lot of time my boys rooms I don't think those parents thought we were gay that is kind of like weird don't go those parents thought we were gay. That is kind of like weird. Don't go in your child's bedroom.

Don't linger there. Don't linger. What if you're another child? That's odd. Like let me go check out my kid's bedroom. Oh. I have a Polish question for the group. Alright good. Where the group at? Polish versus Italian sausages. Can you guys tell the difference yes?

What is the difference? Yeah, the spice and herbs jam with you. I can't one spicier neither are really spicy Polish is more snap too. Yeah Italian has probably Rosemary in it and a couple other things yes I believe it has fennel to fennel fennel garlic and paprika there you go not not not rosemary in it and a couple other things yes it has I believe it has fennel too fennel fennel garlic and paprika there you go not rosemary so they look the same when they are cooked or no no it's more like a hot dog

polish is more lighter color Italians lighter color yeah whoa what is that thinking about starting to see how you fell for the Coke candle. Sorry. Yeah. Let me zoom in on that. What do you think of those, Kyle? Ew. Whoever blocked those drawings out.

Not a fan. I generally- I fucking love sausage. I was just about to say I generally don't. God damn, I love sausage. I'm indifferent. I love it too. Sausage is way up there on my list of foods.

Yeah I just love it. I love going to a different place and trying their sausage. Good rings. God I love sausage man. So good. It always smells so good at the ballpark and then you get it and you're like oh. Oh sausage if I go to a ballpark and they have a sausage dog instead of just a hot dog I think I'm in the best place on earth. Smoked sausage on the grill? Fuck you. Come on, that's great. Mm-hmm. You add some at your place. Oh, I keep sausage on me, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. I like that. I buy my sausages. You buy from the Mars Cheese Castle? No, I buy some country-pleasing sausage, and I ship it up to myself 12 at a time. Where's 12 sausages at a time?

Yeah, yeah. What's country-pleasing? Mississippi sausage. I keep my's 12 sausages at it. Yeah. Yeah, what's country pleases? Mississippi sausage I keep my freezer stocked with it In fact, I might grill some sausage this weekend. Thank you for reminding me So then are you breakfast sausage over bacon every time I'm both I Don't choose I Don't discriminate on the hog. I eat it all

From the router to the tutor Go to the White Sox game this weekend God I haven't been to a White Sox game. I kind of do shit Come on. Wait was that with you or just go by yourself. You're asking me to guess. Yeah, you know if you want No, we're all wrong going Saturday who all's going to come me White Sox Dave chief Got a we got a pregame. Can I say something about you to come? Me, White Sox, Dave, Chief. We got a pregame. Can I say something about you, Chicago guys? Yeah. This is probably the first time

you've ever invited me to something. Yeah. And I thought we would have more of an inviting friendship when I came out here. Chief should have taken me to multiple Black Hawks games by now, don't you agree? Yeah, but it seems like you're doing just fine on that by yourself.

Oh, I'm doing good. I just, I'd like to, every time I hang out with you and Chief, I'm like, I should do it it more. Yeah I agree. And y'all don't? He didn't say White Sox Day. I didn't. Correct I didn't but Chief and Eddie every time I'm around Chief and Eddie I'm like I should I should really do this more. Yeah. Chief sees that you go so much so he probably feels like oh I don't want to like make him feel bad for turning me down. If Chief doesn't take me to a Blackhawks game this year he's a fucking asshole. Yes I agree. I should I should hang out with him more. We should talk black-hawks. We should hang out

We should be friends has he ever like initiated anything with you not once Kyle not once Hmm he might be a bad guy Did he introduce you to Patrick came under no oh man, did you guys have some beef back when over trivia? I just from White Sox Dave cheating But they know Eddie knows I mean they all know if that happened, but is what it is And you guys doing a party? Yeah, just like a pregame with yeah Y'all going Saturday Saturday Saturday. Who are they playing? They play...

The...Guardians? Guardians. The indie guardians. Indie guardians? Tailgate party or at a bar? It's at a bar. I haven't done a good job here. What bar?

Mitchell's Tap. Mitchell's Tap. At noon. Danny, what was the punk rock bar we went to before the Bears pregame when I just moved here? Oh, Reggie's. Reggie's. We took the bus. It was fun. Great pregame game. just moved here. Oh, Reggie's? Reggie's. We took the bus.

It was fun. Great pregame game. They got great preseason game. It's an odd bar to have. It's like the Bears pregame bar. How was it punk rock? It's very punk rock. A lot of punk rock bands play there.

There's just shit all over the walls. You just answer with the word punk rock. It is. At what point in the MLB season are several teams mathematically eliminate it from the playoffs? August 1st is when teams start outwardly showing that they're throwing in the towel. The dog days of August is when they really,

although now, the last couple years, the Rockies and the White Sox have kind of... Then you have what, like 60 plus games of meaningless. Oh, yeah. No implication. The second half of the season is just meaningless for they should turn those they should put those teams in their own division once they're mathematically eliminated and have them play for like a trophy. Ah, or maybe a second tier trophy. Something to get

the fans excited. Maybe fireworks every game? I think the way that works is these teams are so bad in like August and September they can bring up their prospects, let them play, and that gets fans excited for the future. But like the White Sox, I don't think you have any. Maybe a couple, but they've just been so bad for a couple of years now. Or what do I know? Looks like the boys are at Miami now. What were you saying in there to them? So there's a big controversy in there.

There's a lot of discord, there's a lot of hatred, there's a lot of animosity towards Tate right now. Everybody is kind of revolted against Tate. Is he purposely trying to make a job? He didn't take the Michigan job. San Diego State is 74 overall Michigan is 90 overall they could have gone to Michigan one and gotten out of there and he wouldn't let his personal bias So Lucas I think left and now Jack McCarthy is there T Bob left and it's just so who's producing it

White boy Rick is asleep behind him. Yeah Turned down Michigan. Yeah stand for something, and all the boys revolted over that. They're pissed off. Lucas is legitimately pissed off about it. Yeah, Rick looks pissed. Yeah, Rick is pissed. Yeah, we lost Rick a couple hours ago. So it must be the world's biggest couch.

Yeah, it's a big ass couch. God damn. Get that boy some mouth tape It's Megan gonna fart on him She's taking his blanket or uh-huh She's took it she was cold is this something you could contribute to no I've already done my video game thing for the for the year Mario. Yeah, Blobbing could whereas even he's doing his own stream He's tennis stream over stream. His tennis stream.

It's over. Oh, well he should be. Well, I mean it was Tate's thing. And if Tate made the decision to not go to Michigan, Tate should be the one that has to see this thing to its end because they could have ended, but he let his little fan biases get in the way. And what's the end? Would you have taken Ole old miss Brandon but if I had been there 17 hours and that was my opportunity to get out yes I would have mmm no but like are they allowed to give up but they're just gonna get yelled at a lot yeah they'll I mean yeah they'll get yelled at that tape yeah but they're gonna get yelled at regardless right cuz that that that audience just just hates them So there's zero it's the first game of the season look yeah, and they're losing their loose

Now they're Louisville now. Oh, they're Louisville. Oh, I thought they were Miami. I guess they could Miami's I'm playing Look good for them. Well now they're just sim there's simming. They've been doing that for hours. Oh, sorry sorry That controller has got to be sweaty. It has to be so gross So we yeah, watch it. Have you told them about New Amsterdam vodka? Yeah, because we should I Would love to This episode is brought to you by New Amsterdam vodkaodka, the official vodka of Barstool Sports. Whether your team just won the game, your buddy just got promoted, or you're having

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opt in for $5 in non-withdrawable lottery credits that expire in 168 hours terms at jkpt.co slash draw 5 based on 2024 iOS download data collected by Sensor Tower sponsored by Jack Pocket um, TJ if you want to get the get that wheel ready I Just before you do the wheel. I just have one question, and I I don't want it to open up this huge On the other Stephen Che You just have a question that I look at and I wonder what was happening in his mind to come up with this question

You started by saying Dwight Howard's wife filing for divorce after six months of marriage, requesting 50-50 split of all assets, fine. Your bullet point under that is, what is the smartest divorce in history? What? I get it. What is the smartest divorce in history?

Jeff Bezos. What do you think, Steven? I don't know, I mean, yeah, there's a bunch of places you could go. Like the Bezos thing, Chris Humphreys and Kim Kardashian got divorced after like Yeah, like what makes get anything what makes that smart getting stuff yeah getting stuff, so what about somebody who avoided? the death or Like a

Painous lover yeah that would probably be the first wife. Oh, yeah true I would say Kim was probably smart for divorcing Kanye. Yeah, definitely Did OJ's first wife ever like say like I'm not shocked or I? Don't know To know what she said I Didn't know he had a first wife. Yeah, I don't think they've ever found her body. Oh. You're sick.

Yeah, well. I got out when we were too poor to have any assets. That's nice of ya. Easy peasy. And how's he doing now? Loaded? He's probably doing thriving. He's probably thriving.

Got a closet? He's probably got a real walk-in closet. A 401K. A lot of Ks. It's your dream. All right, you wanna spend the wheel? Yeah. Oh, wheel reset maybe.

Me and Nick are in the works. There's talks. still haven't they? I think one of the dates is I haven't seen him in a minute Mm-hmm the others in Czechoslovakia. Ah Stuff I think one doesn't even work for this company anymore. I think and the others and who was it goes fuck. Yeah, Dawson. Oh Nothing bad. Yeah, nothing bad. He's doing his own thing. I'm good for him. He's with the Chancellor now He go to the dark side he saw that we rolled him for Kate that he quit Yep

Malicick left the country I gotta get so one day I quit one guy got the fuck went to Europe. Yeah Put me and Nick Yeah possible for Friday morning Something will come up. All right. We'll see you tomorrow It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Get your straws, Yak style, and save for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act.

Yes, I'm a dark shopper doing Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act Slop is the act Is the act Go watch Tate's stream, good luck. Love you guys, bye, see you tomorrow.