The Yak - Big Cat and Brandon Engage in SUPREME Debate | The Yak 10-17-24

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

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Kyle, you look like a movie producer. Oh, yeah, you kind of do. Or director. Smokes came up to me was like, oh, you're wearing that hat. The fuck boy hat, the douchebag hat. Is that a known thing? Audrey says that's a fuck boy hat. Yeah. Like it was like a widespread knowledge. Like it's like I viral.

You ain't a fuck boy. If Nikki Smokes calls you. I know that's why I took it. He's allowed to. he's allowed to give you That title he's that's his word was he staring into a mirror when he said that oh, maybe He had a shirt last night on we had the up front last night that went well That just said Nicholas on the shirt oh That's mine. Oh

Yeah, you wearing will be funny Yeah, right don't show this don't show the court TJ. It didn't work for him Brandon Tell will were started will come this year He came in cuz he was wearing a button down like a black button down and he was like I need to change Do you have a shirt? I was like I have that And then he wore it he wore the shirt that just says Nicholas and. And he was not happy because they told him he couldn't drink. He was pissed. He was stomping around. Complaining to everyone.

I got no problem with my decision. I got to get the fuck out of here. He's got to prove that he gets that privilege back. That's all. But up front went well. You guys? Smash. Perfect night. Perfect night. No, didn't trip over any explanations. Nice.

Yeah. Learned a lot about the different companies and the people behind them. Love that. Beautiful. Willie's here. The whole crew! Will was not here for the upfront. I changed somebody's life. Wait, you were in Chicago? Yeah, I was here last night. Are you serious?

Yeah, facility was telling me how the upfront happened. I was like, oh, he was here last night. He was like, yeah, I was like, oh I was literally here fuck I've been cool didn't swing by well, we got to get that I didn't got to get inked to paper on his new contract Then we get them. Yeah up front Yeah, I didn't realize you're here. I would have I thought you flew in this morning. That's my bad Hey, you know, we just shot a The pro football show, right? Yeah.

And Kyle was talking about the touchdown with Tennessee. Yeah. Kyle Rudolph on the pro football show on Friday. And once he mentioned the Titans, I'm kind of thinking to myself, I didn't really play, so maybe he's just thinking he scored against the Titans and maybe I was out there. But I'm thinking to myself, I didn't really play. I remember our games with Washington when we played the Vikings. But he did have a touchdown where I was in for one play

and it was on me. Oh no. Yeah, he'll come in here later, we'll talk about it. Yeah, he's gonna do the gauntlet. Like a high ball tip toe just gets it down inside the paint. You did everything you could? No. Well no, definitely not.

No, I actually like, what are you doing? I was like, fuck, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Those are the best. Give was like fuck. I don't know Those are the bad give me some water The Wilcoff the museum was a stop on the upfront tour last night. Oh, yeah, they put it they they said No one can use the bathroom and they made it a spot nice. Yeah, nice shine I still I forget every week and I won't forget next week

But the action figure yes gotta bring the action need the action figure need the action figure so will how's it being? The most controversial podcaster in America. Why'd you laugh? Yeah? Why are you laughing right now? We get a comment on why you think that's why are you laughing? What are the outrageous? Thing for the Washington Post be be like, comment on a laugh? Yeah, yeah, like why did you find this funny, specifically on this remark where he says bad neighborhoods? Yeah. That's on them for making any kind of comment.

Yeah, their minds in the gutter. Their minds in the gutter, but you all, like I was, you know, obviously I did the fart, but I also can't assume that that's what they were assuming Yeah, you're right. They can double-spin. I don't know. Yeah, I don't even know what they were We're assuming that oh they caught you. Yeah, they were trying to yeah This was what will was doing last Thursday when he was being very evasive and I was like, are you coming back? He's like, oh I'm coming back. Yeah big cat like oh, what do you got going on today?

Yeah, I was trying to get it out of you. Oh, yeah, I was trying to You sure yeah, and then you were there for a while bro. Yeah, we were we checked into the hotel At three o'clock cuz we had to do all the secures last Thursday's last Thursday And the interview was supposed to be like six and they were telling us Hey, he could be ready to go sooner, could be ready to go earlier. So we're there at 3 o'clock, whole team, shout out to boy Jerry Beam and he drove up from Nashville so he was there at like 7 in the morning on Thursday setting up and I don't think we sat down with him and interviewed him until probably like 9 o'clock.

Because we were trying to get back to do the stream, we had a couple of parlays going and so it was like 9 before that. Did they let you go to the bathroom Yeah, it was very there's one time where I got locked in there like oh you can't leave this room He comes in Trump comes in it's just piss bottles everywhere has been there for five hours Yeah, was your fart video first take? Was it the first take of the fart like a third? first take was it the first take of the fart like a third oh I had to I know I know but people like oh he's holding that far for a minute no I was working that fart up like I I like felt it and then I'm like ah the timings off so I

would pause like I would just stop the video and then just get on the ground. I'll go ahead and just do it. Yeah, please I hope the Washington Post is watching this yeah, how did you? You want to see behind the scenes talking the mic talking how you try to get your babies apart, but yeah Yeah, you do the wheels. I'm like sitting there on the ground Trying to work with fart in for the was like So you had to improvise and like add just to get that Fard at the right time? I was really impressed. I just had to get one cooking. You know what I mean?

I can time and release it whenever I feel like it. But you have to have one in the chamber. I had to get one going. Yeah, you gotta have one. Yeah, I've had those moments. But what is the cook process if you can do it whenever you want? You gotta walk around. You gotta...

Yeah, like, yeah. I try and drink a lot of caffeine. Cook process if you can do it whenever you walk around you gotta yeah like Yeah, you gotta I try and drink a lot of caffeine I was caffeinated all night trying to have a lot of protein But what if you film the perfect you you you said everything you needed to say and then it was a silent fart Was that a fear? Yeah, of course, but I've worked through those. It's kind of like ah lights got too big I fold it under pressure But you still get the idea they They make me laugh every time. Or you just like grunt and nothing comes out. Because Big Cat had that one time, I was like,

oh, you should have just dropped it on me, even though you just grunted. I'm like, I could have worked one up. I'm not trying to glaze by any means. Every fart I've heard come out of your little ass could be sold to movie studios to be your movie quality fart. You're a good farter. You're better quality. Thank you. now I guess it's just tradition every single

Thursday we just send one to Casey you got him up yeah we did it last week and big cat just a good person but even better farther wills wills tone it's just like it's like a baritone sax this was wills today oh wait a little balloon Wait A little balloon just letting the air out. Yeah, you're dynamic big cat. You're a power head. Oh That was that was yeah, that was when Louis Armstrong gets his yeah Mine was a power hit my your slugger. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I could have pegged that as you.

Yeah, blind resume, you would have known who sent what. We should match the farts to the person one day. Yeah, but it's so great, because the Washington Post, I just imagine them sitting there being like, what do we do with this? Yeah, God, I want to. Farted at us. I was trying to tell Big Cat, I'm like, hey, blog, Big Cat, get back in the blog.

Like, I want somebody to write about the description of the fart. Yeah, yeah. These fingers, I don't know. I know, I feel like Big Cat could be the guy. Good. You know what I mean? Use that fart to talk about the rest

of the farts that have occurred. Yeah, use it as a springboard. A gateway fart. Yeah. Has anyone else reached out for comment? No. I wonder if they're going to write something. I hope.

You can hope so, right? Yeah. Like that'd be best case scenario. I think maybe the fart though made them realize like we're screwed. I know that's why. If we write something he's going to just reverse it again. I know that's why I was trying to say hey good morning Washington Post make sure to remind them and then I said his name so that way you guys know I know. like he needs to write this article. Did you email him the fart? No, you should have

No, Stephen Stephen our executive producer. He got the email and then he just screenshot it and said it Oh, you should have emailed back the fart attached. Yeah attached is my Where's Titus He is headed to Boulder, Colorado I believe he actually had to go do something before he goes to Boulder, Colorado for this weekend. Got it I'll tell Danny to come down Well, it's good to see you will it's good to have you see you guys It's great to have you my my kid is here. I know. Yeah, my eight year old kid is here

and he was running over there. That's why I had to run off camera real quick as I put him to where he had to go. I was walking back. I was walking. I walked through the gambling cave. Jerry said, hey, is that your son said? Yeah, it's my son. He said, well, is he good? Do you want me to order him some lunch? I said no Jerry. I'm good. I ordered him some Chick-fil-A already. He said, all right. What do you do? you want me to put him in my van? I have there's some TVs in my van That actually is a nice

We're surrounded by nothing but TVs why would I need to put my eight-year-old son in Jerry's van So there's something about a van TV. Yeah, I would love that get a get a little ride going on the minivan He Jerry just wants to put him out there and leave him in his van for the afternoon. I guess yeah crack a window It's cold out seems a little troubling give him his favorite treats. Yeah, it's having me in the van That was Jerry's house a nice offer by Jerry nice very nice understand. I can't believe you scoffed in it. Let's golf heavy That's that's that's not right. I might have guffawed Oh, did you I go followed like your son's mad at me is he yeah? What'd you do because the lightsaber would lightsaber won't work? That's like the one thing I should be there for have you seen him call yours favorite Yeah, I told him he still knows about the backflip the double black you lie to him

Yeah, all you do is lie to him. Yeah, I can only do it on sand. Oh, no You told me you're born with gills One he'll just hold on for like five years. Yeah, I'll say it or forever. Yeah, my dad used to work with a guy for my dad died Right gills. No, he didn't. Like, fuck, wait, did I get lied to? Shit. Before my dad died. This was like six months ago.

Yeah, yeah, Tim, like, this weekend. Danny, what's up? How we doing? What'd I miss? Sorry about your dad. I should've texted you earlier. We're doing a pro football show. Steven, when are you leaving for Colorado?

Tomorrow like early afternoon. Oh, so you have fire tomorrow. I won't be no oh So are we doing a draft or should we not because we're gonna now be down It would be cool to do a draft with fresh faces mmm a fresh fresh fresh Draft white socks Dave. I would do it drafted people. Oh my god Holy fuck. Yeah. We just pick people who have to drink a tuna martini. Not bad. I like that.

Not bad at all. They'll love that. Will, are you traveling this weekend? Yeah, we are at... Again? Did you think that there was a little... Tennessee. Did you think that maybe you stole Dan Lanning's moment from him a little bit?

No. What moment? What moment? Did you think that maybe you stole Dan Lending's moment from him a little bit? No. Street Spider said that. What moment? What moment? It was just like all the pictures of Dan Lending and the biggest win of his career and it's just Taylor and Will right there. I can't help it. Nobody was around him right away.

Like when we stormed the field, I looked, because when we stormed, it's like, you know, you saw Will Howard looking up at the clock and then he slides because he's trying to time it up. There's a part of me that was getting a little bit of PTSD of like, hey, I don't know if we should be celebrating because the Big 12 championship, they put the second back on the clock. Yep. And I'm like, we might just be Stormer right now and they're trying to review what's happening. And then it seemed to be confirmed and I'm just kind of standing there and I looked to

the right and it's just Dan with a few people going to shake Ryan down. We're fucking right next to Dan Lane. It was pretty sick. It was pretty sick. It was. Yeah, bro. Yeah, look, it just starts. The biggest win of his entire career. and it's just Will and Taylor just bodying him. He's literally yelling, for the boys.

I love it, yeah. Just an old, just a Missouri linebacker. That was a great game. Shout out William Jewell. He played at William Jewell. Wait, so you're going to Tennessee? Alabama, Tennessee, yeah. Oh, but that's a drive.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, Cole. What's up, Cole? Cole Comette? Cole Comette. Greatest special team snapper out there. One special team. Oh, no.

Oh, Cole, be careful. Did he sign the waiver? You want to do the gauntlet later, Cole? Gauntlet? Yeah, he will. Kyle Rudolph's want to do the gauntlet later cool? Yeah, yeah, you gotta do it at 130 Yeah, do it love Rudolph. How Rudolph Oh Colk met one special teams player of the week Six thousand dollars that a physical award I don't I don't know if they get an actual award He but he our long snapper hurt his hand in the first quarter, so he had a long snapper.

Oh, you get an award? I have like four trophies. Special teams players. You do? Titans. No shit. Look it up. Giants 2018, four tackles. Nah. Special teams. And you got a trophy? Yeah, we got like this sick, like, crystal trophy. No way. Little one. Yeah. Where do you have it displayed? My house. Can we put it in the stall?

Yeah, where? What's that face? Did they really underline special for you? Bonus room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They bolded special for you? Special teams. Very special teams.

Really special teams. Will.com teams. Special as hell teams. This is our special boy. Should we put it in Will.com's stall? Our specialist boy. Bring one to us. Yeah, we need a special stall.

Oh, yeah. I got enough. Yeah, oh yeah, brother. Yeah, we need a stall. Oh, yeah. I got enough. Hell yeah, brother. Four. Yeah, I'll bring one. I'll bring one in. How did you convince Donald to do the pose? I just asked him.

That's it? Yeah. And he just said, yeah. Did he feel comfortable doing it? Because he's a thumbs up guy. Yeah, he was doing the thumbs up, and we were kind of just standing there, all smiling, I was like,

hey, Donny T, you mind hitting this flex with the boy? He was like, oh, the Will Compton pose? Yeah, yeah, you've heard of it? Who hasn't? Yeah. It's famous. Yeah. But he probably liked it.

He probably liked your fart video if someone sent it to him. I know, I'm curious if he's seen it. Curious if he's seen it. Curious if Donald Trump has seen your fart. Seen it. I mean, it's universally, like, I even think the Washington Post, as lame as they are, probably laughed. Yeah, yeah. They had to laugh.

Yeah. If he went across the middle, you would have fucked him up. Oh, I would have ruptured his spleen. What kind of neighborhood are you from? A bad one. I Lifted weights 24-7 bad streets of Bontair, Missouri or to crumple them God in like getting hit Man good times. All right, So it's Steven, you're going tomorrow? Yes. Colorado and you and Titus and Megan making money. Dream team. Yeah. I love that. How is

how the upfront go for you, Steven? You schmoozing? Yeah, I did some schmoozing. Met with a couple clients, talked to some to some bar so New York people haven't seen in a while. It's a good time We had the Wilcompton Museum open like it was an actual music. Yeah. No, well it is Last night piss in your area over all the urinals They had like a guiding tape that sent you right back to it and it was like it was it was like it was just an exhibit It was no longer a bathroom. That's awesome, right? Yeah, that's what it is But to me why you saying it like that of the Wilcompton Museum is that you can also take a shit in there fair I take one every morning. Yeah, and your museum for your post walk every morning every morning. That's healthy

I mean big cat you've created something special. You don't you don't shit Every morning. That's healthy. I mean, Big Cat, you've created something special. You don't. You don't shit every morning? I guess I don't. You gotta shit every morning. Oh, yeah. Sugar red. Depends. Depends on.

It needs to be the first thing you do every day. I'm usually like one time. You're not a morning shitter? Only in the morning. I'm kind of everywhere. Anywhere. Anytime. I'm like Pat Hill.

My mornings are scheduled and anything later in the day's emergency. Oh. Same. Interesting. Yeah, I'm a morning guy. Interesting. By the way, do you want to do you want to have this debate? You want to go to supreme debate right now in front of everybody? Want to go to supreme? I thought supreme debate was our thing off camera. We can go to supreme debate if you want to go to supreme debate. Supreme debate. I'll reach that level with you if you need to. I don't know if I'm comfortable. Can I leave? No, you'll have to stay let let the boy watch you got to see you gotta see how adults do it. Okay?

When cooks perfectly Man, yeah, I'm ready. No fuck many corn dogs beat Pigs in a blanket pigs in a blanket Daniel Might be the Lord's perfect food blanket, Daniel, might be the Lord's perfect food. The cocktail smokeys and the breading, they might be the perfect food. They're bite-sized. I know that many- So are many corn dogs. You know what many corn dogs are doing? They're pretending to try to be pigs in a blanket.

No. That's what they're trying to do. No. Cornmeal is better than a croissant, you French fuck. No. No. We're going there. No way. We're going there. Cornmeal. It ain't. People get hurt in Supreme debate. No, motherfuckers. No

People get hurt I don't give a fuck you're a French fuck too. Are you hollering at everybody? I'm not hollering anyone really I Think that they're like a little greasy kind of make you feel bad pigs in a blanket mini corn dogs just keep popping you're having the wrong Oh, you got people on your on your side. It was I would say most people disagree with okay I would say that's majority disagree I don't like prefacing it with it has to be made to perfect well because you could have a bad of both And that's you can't judge it like the worst pigs in them Would you agree best case scenario terrible pigs in a blanket a mini a great mini corn dog beats a terrible pigs in a, would you agree, Brandon? Best case scenario, both of them. A terrible pigs in a blanket? A great mini corndog beats a terrible pigs in a blanket? I don't know that I would agree.

Okay, that's stupid. I think almost any version of pigs in a blanket is superior to any version of corndog. I think people are just ashamed of serving mini corndogs because they're like, oh, this is like white trash, but it's not. It's delicious. It's not, I think they're good, but it's like the croissant bread. Yeah, I don't like Again, that's eating a French fuck. I think our contracts are up in like January a French. I'm right behind y'all

You guys are well the Quinn the core meal there when the core meal is perfect and made prepared by the right person Nothing beats there. We're action Kyle god damn it one time Perfect There we go. Perfection. Thank you. Kyle, god damn it, one time. I forgot about perfect cornmeal. How silly. Yeah, no, it's a controversial take. I said it was a controversial take. I don't think people are going to agree with me. I thought today was the day I'm going to have Kyle on my side for the whole ride, and it was going to be a perfect ride. I forgot about perfect cornmeal. What about perfect croissants?

Would you like to enter the supreme debate? Well? Do you know what we're talking about? I think it's mini corndog. There we go. Oh, you don't a guy I feel like if pigs in a blanket were that superior that much more superior They bake it in a bigger form the way a corndog can be like you can put it as true The only world pigs in a blanket winset wins is it's just a better name. Yeah. True. If you love to say Pigs in a Blanket. True.

Yeah, you're like, oh, what's Pigs in a Blanket? And then what do you do? Pigs in a Corn Blanket. If I were physically capable, I'd whip your fucking ass right now. But I'm not. Try it. That's what I just said. I know. We're in agreement.

So what you said means absolutely nothing. What's pointless was pointless can't Supreme debate pigs in a blanket or better people get feelings hurt It's you're not even ballsy enough to stand up and try to try to beat you to beat your ass You're not even gonna make it I preface this by saying I couldn't do it Right, right. You don even have the balls to try. Yeah. You're never going to try.

Correct? You're not even going to try to try. Come on, Brandon. At least stand up. Y'all want me to try? You got to off your chest out. At least stand up. He's tating you.

See? All right. There we go. Sit back down. Will. That's what I thought, bitch. Part of me was thinking just content moment right here. I should just get up and spear him. Oh Bring it would be on the IR for a while. I asked you to stone cold stun me. You're saying you didn't do it

I've been waiting to show I forgot to I I I could do it right now You off. Yeah, he was waiting. He's waiting for will to do we need to do it naturally Well, do you think you can stun him? He don't know what stunner is. Get the... Oh, now he's got us. Now you got to stun him. Rock bottom? No, no, not rock bottom. Stun his ass. You want me to, you want to get stunned? Who got chocolate on my headphones? That's not chocolate. That's from Nicky Smoll floor. You want to get stunned? We'll stun later. We'll stun later.

You have a lot of risk, I feel like, getting stunned. I think we do for our tail bones, but if we're inexperienced, we'll grab your head a little too tight. We'll bounce your teeth right off our shoulder blade. Well, you're going to stun off camera. You have to... You have to do it in a safe manner. Oh, so we're full on...

In this together....acting around... You have to do it in a safe manner. Oh, so we're full on acting around. Yeah, what do you think it is? We're talking about just getting physical, and then we're talking about stunner. I'm thinking there's some risk involved there. A stunner is a move that is designed to look painful but isn't. I know, but you need a springy surface.

I'm gonna stun. Get a ring. You're gonna stun him? Show us how to do it, BC. You're gonna stun him? You gotta set him do it, BC. You're gonna stun him? You gotta set him up. You gotta hit him with the setup. No, of course, of course.

Be careful, Brandon. Throw him off the ropes. Pretend they're ropes. Throw him off the ropes. All right. Treat me like I'm a fucking rookie. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no, no, no, no.

You gotta throw him off the ropes. What are you doing? I'm throwing you off the ropes. Tie up, do a tie up with him. Oh yeah, what are you? Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. I'm gonna hit one, ropes. Tie up. Do a tie up with him. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. All right. All right. I'm going to hit one. I'm going to hit one. That was the wrong arm.

Boom! Boom! Yeah! Get in his face. Good sound. Get in his face. Get in his face. Come on! Okay, fine. I will. I felt good. You should do it well. Well, do it. Stun him. Stun him. Did it look good? Yeah.

Yeah, I mean I've given a lot of stunners in my life. Go ahead, stun them. Oh no. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you got him. Oh fuck. What are you doing? Oh fuck. Oh My god, he's stepping in my way Oh, shoot him with a gun. What a gun. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Get down! Brandon get up! Someone call life alert. Tap in. I'm not going against Brandon. Tap in!

Get him! Get him! You're tapping! Give him the sharp shooter. That was so much fun. Put him in the walls of Jericho. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! dead meat. Brandi, you can sell. Yeah, it used to be better when I was athletic. It's stunning people. So much 50 years ago. Now I'm a slug. Don't call yourself a slug. I'm about done for the show. Yeah, that took a lot out of me. I won't lie. Yeah, took a lot out of me. Ah, it's bounded. Uh, the third, the third last non-corner when heisman

oh third what last non-quarterback Mark Ingram nice oh god damn just here Ricky Williams get you back you're back all right four birthdays today i want you to tell me are they legends and if they are are they in any goat discussion? Okay. M&M. Legend. Legend, maybe not goat. In discussion.

In discussion. Goat white rapper? It could be goat for any specific for the goat. He's definitely goat white rapper. Well, he's certainly the goat white rapper and I think he's in discussion for the goat all time. Agreed. 100%.

Okay. All right. Yes? All right Yes, he's buffering we're kind of waiting here, sorry, I'm so sorry, okay October 17th I'm so sorry. Yeah, I mean this is He's sorry though. This's growing Facebook for Alan Jackson Brandon legend not in any goat discussion in my opinion 90s country He if you took the discussion to the four or five guys maybe but he's not in a goat discussion to me

Okay, Mike judge Go. Oh, yeah, he's in goat discussion. Yeah and legend. Yeah, yeah Who's that one judge Beavis and buttheads? King of the hill king of the Silicon Valley yeah, that's go yeah Yeah, the last one like who would he be the goat over who Ernie L legend not go South African golfer Who's this kept go white Africans also norms birthday nor McDonald's Norman No, McDonald norm from Cheers Donald

That would be go go Quebec City native. That's cool. Yeah, let's go for sure Well, what would my judge be in I don't I don't know if you beat out Sure. Wait, what would Mike Judge be in, I don't know if you beat out Matt and Trey. Yeah, who's he up against? I think they're all amongst the highest earning of their specific fields. Okay.

What's that baby? What is that? That's a lion. Aleya McBroom. Oh, it's a McBroom family member. Goat. Who is she ranked over What does she ranked top ten is that a Lego six she's six roblox. What is roblox?

That's the every game is roblox like it's just like a well that can't be true I'm like thousands and thousands of games within row is it like minecraft. Yeah, it's a cousin of it So that's the new kid thing it's been around for a decade how much money have you spent on robux? I would say I'm in the thousands Roblox what do you buy with your phone? Whatever they I just they come up to you constantly kind of get robux Can I get robux can I get robux? And it's just The one I got here today one time I got home and he had spent $300 on it on robux Yeah, was it worth it you gotta fucking get your hands dirty Yeah, I mean I took that's 300. Yeah, I took care of it You guys pay for the upgrades on on games on your phone. I do to get rid of ads

Well know to like get to the like though. There's a football game. Do you guys play the 8-bit football? Retro Bowl yeah, I love retro. I pay for that. Yeah, yeah I love retro I pay for that yeah yeah I pay I pay for all yeah I pay yeah to get so you can get more credits to like talk to recruits and shit I paid for milk on iBeer what yeah so you know remember iBeer I paid for the milk upgrade what it's the app that makes it look like you're drinking that's it oh that's worth it wait do it again look yeah I paid I've spent money on I beer I can I also bought the soda pack you go and I bought the wine. I spent like ten dollars on I beer

What was that all that happens with I beer there weren't why yeah? What no you had to buy the wine, but I can do it now many can't Red wine rosé or white wine white wine sure you remember the impact of i-beer correct I don't remember it was like the sphere of like technology when it came it was up and the Zippo lighter I can't remember I when the iPhone first came out yeah I'm not oh oh TJ what you got he's got an i-beer I got the broke boy version. I guess You're chugging your beer, I'm sipping my white wine sleeping on I beer I guess oh wow look that

Oh, if you drink too fast, it'll break the glass Yeah Yeah, so I did that used to tell your friends in class that you're drinking at school Yeah, it I did that used to tell your friends in class that you're drinking at school Yeah, it was it was yeah I like the idea too of making that out and being like who's gonna buy this there's a lot of dumb people yeah I always wanted to make a coaster app for your drink. Oh, I like that yeah You could get different coasters unlock it Or you could buy them

We should create an app. I would love that We should create an app. I would love that Just the a cap with a wheel yeah there it is you can put your own shit on it $50 Mm-hmm anytime you and a friend are in an argument You just put put both sides in the wheel and yes supreme debate wasn't there an app that was really expensive And it was just called I'm rich yeah for the sole purpose of just it didn't do anything You just had it on your home screen what it was like a thousand bucks or something Yeah, that's kind of badass. I like the wheel yeah you could just have a yeah I am rich okay you could have a free one where it's just two options on the wheel and you have to a

dollar eight people bought it hey more to get more wheels made eight thousand dollars eight people big cap please please. I am rich Oh, it's not oh it's pulled 24 hours after Did I? What did you see me hit anything on the stunner because I've injured myself tremendously you knocked over all the fireballs Yeah, he did big cinnamon a row. I was gonna say what? Yeah, I'm cooking in it right now. Oh strong Yes, it was cinnamoned up. Very pungent.

Yeah, quite. Here, cinnamoned up. So yeah, whenever you want to pick them up. I think it smells quite nice. It's not bad. It's just strong. It has a nice smell. I want to do some more Supreme Debate.

Is there a website you can have Supreme Debate? We should create that as an I love supreme debate Yeah, but again you could get hurt. I know it gets rough around supreme debate guys I've been hurt before this isn't don't know when it goes to commercial isn't healthy debate So levels of debate didn't met very few men have ever been I've never done it bail has taught us He said that he He's like people... Feelings get hurt when you go to supreme debate.

That was a really good interview by you guys. He's quite something. Oh, Kyle, did we ever get into a supreme debate? We argued over what was better, silent auctions or regular auctions. Regular. That was a big one. Kyle liked silent. Friendship was never the same after that one.

Honestly, it was years ago. It was honestly it was a- Why would you like silent auctions? I think you get the most- It was an old ass video with- The most accurate representations of what people are willing to pay. Owen filmed us and we were not knowing, like we were mad at each other. I think that's fair. That's fair to say. Cause in a live auction, you're emotional getting auctions. But wait, oh silent auction and a big dog is-

And people can't handle that pressure. You're saying silent auction like you sign out? I want the rush of- Signing in you until there, like you sign up? I want the rush of product. Sign and then you want to go to the product. I want the product to go to the Deservet owner. I want to raise it and, oh, it's fun. Oh, I like, I think that's what I want. You guys like the theatrics of it.

Yeah, that one's fun. Yeah. Live auctions are more fun than silent auction. They're more fun, yeah, but I want a clean transaction. No, I want to go one, you know. You want to stand up and just hold it up there. Yeah. The only way you can know that,

like you can guarantee you get it. If you're like, I'm gonna spend whatever that will be mine in a real auction. A silent auction is a gamble. What do you think? What? Gambling? I wanna know that it's mine.

Yeah, and you're forced to make a decision in the heat of the moment. I mean, both have fun aspects that, you know, taint the validity, and, you know, I think either could be argued. Silent auction feels like you're more in a chess match. Like, you go and sign yours for the next available slot, then you kind of wait until there's five minutes left, and Mozi back over there and see who's put down what in your heart. Speak to him. This one's gonna be me. Then you kind of wait till there's five minutes left and mosey back over there and see who's put down what? This was gonna be me and then you kind of you're kind of checking around or who might be making eye contact with you like Oh, that's the motherfuckers fuck. I want to do a silent auction. No, that sounds so shitty I don't want a chess match in an auction. I want a boxing match. Yeah

I'll say $600. Yeah, you jay see if there's a best auctions compilation and they go to best Oh my god, you guys epitomize bravado and I love it TJ find if is there any auctions going on right now that you're gonna end in the next hour like eBay Yeah, that's in the air kind of like eBay, but maybe You baby you have to zoom in. Yeah, maybe by like a cow or something. Yeah, maybe baby more. Yeah more More eBay plus well, I want the live auction of I don't want a silent hour You should have a silent webcam to bid on eBay. Yeah, that's a silent auction though, right when eBay is a It's a silent auction. Yeah

Yeah, thank you. Let's try to win something in the next I want to yeah I want to get I did this for like ten years ago. I got into the auction I got auction in my blood how many auctioneers are there silent auction? Yeah, no, I don't want it silent You think there but it is how many active auctioneers are there in the US two to four hundred? That's it. Maybe higher who knows every every farm show right they auction off Yeah, but those farmers drive like forever to get yeah find us a live auction. I don't like auctioneers. I'll say it what I think They're the most obnoxious why a Great auctioneer and they're just no you're a great like let's let's slow it down. Let's think

Auction asshole wrong. Let's speak clearly Everyone oh, that's a silent auction asshole wrong. Let's speak clearly Let's get an accurate gauge on who wants to spend what now I want it Because you also want to have it where it's like you buy something you're like whoops that was a mistake Auctioneers like that's the thrill Just going up and up and up and then be like shit. I got caught in the auction I can really I can see what auction auction fails Yeah, I can see what KB saying about the auctioneers because they think they're just fucking they have something there so lexin their flexing They're walking deserve to flex. Well, that's their whole livelihood

Yeah, the only people who should do live auctions are other auctioneers because their brains are on the same pace I don't come to your office and kick the dick out of your mouth Do you think auctioneers are better at auctions like they'll win they'd be better yeah, they're the fast-paced Brains, they're synapses. Yeah Stenos would be good Do it so good. Is it a class? Such a good skill. I think it's an innate skill to start with. Maybe you hone it. Who's the GOAT auctioneer? Busta Rhymes. We gotta find that TJ. I know we've asked

you to do a lot of things. The best auctioneer on earth. The storage wars guy is pretty good. Oh yeah. Twista could be really good. Twista. Twista as well. Oh Twista could be good. That music video, what was it? With an A. Look at me now. No, I want someone like E-40. Someone who pronounces every syllable in his phoneme. But he's too slow. Eminem, it is his birthday.

You're wrong on this. You're wrong on this. Hey, dudes still have hogs. I've been going, I've been showering at my gym. And they, you know. Oh, dudes are still rocking hogs? We've tried to normalize tiny dicks. No, dudes still have gigantic dicks.

They're still running around with hogs? They're still out there. That scares me to know they're out there in a while. Just so you guys know. Feral hogs. Who's got, dude's got hogs. Are you okay with that? Yeah, I'm fine with it.

The disparity is silly though, like I'm from an anatomy perspective Disparity in flaccid dicks. Yeah. Yeah, it is pretty crazy out there in the wild is it's closer hard, right? It's gotta be much. Okay. What has to be bro? Yeah, what it was the question like the disparity of dick hard is closer than yeah You can you can you can close the gap yourself a lot. Yeah Yeah, cuz I yeah No, I don't I make all my progress on the ride Like I don't have a hog I just have like a little javelina running around

Just a little rodent Rodent it's huge at the have Alina. What's our road it? What's a have Alina? I think it is amongst the rodent family, but they kind of look like a mini pig a mini hog really yeah Bring it up. I pull it up Have Alina I just get one on KB. This might be amazing. Oh Shit, okay, that doesn't sound like a animal. I think you got one on KB. I think I just got one on KB I think it's got one on KB. Generational run right? Oh no, it's hard to get one. I think he's having trouble finding it because it starts with a J, TJ

Feral hogs, Havalina's. What the with this oh that's like a no an auto Carry it's like a cop about that's not pig like that's a pig No Havalina Wow you got one on kill. I didn't know there's a silent. Are people eating Havalina's we need this moment in the museum Yeah, yes moment in the you had no you've been living your entire life without knowing no idea that have elena's existed just calling them pigs Say Did you yeah, did you look how old were you when you learned about hogs?

Too much my bedtime was too early. Yeah That's what the javelina comes out Your bedtime was it like seven I know what yeah, I look back it was right after well was after rugrats wait How old before? How old? I don't know it set me up for success in a lot of ways Yeah, I mean my kids bedtime is but it was I was that's just cuz I was better I'm gonna go to you were here in the house hearing the young neighbors

Little Brian fucking hollering when does it get later? Like third or fourth grade shit is that when you upgrade it? I think so when were you having to go to bed in like? middle school Middle school I don't know probably like By ten okay, that's fine. Yeah, like six or seventh grade. I just think of themselves to bed. I could sleep my daughter sleeps like 13 hours a night. Yeah, crazy. Crazy puberty is just all you want to do is sleep and yeah,

Oh fuck Kyle. She's an early bloomer. She's three. She's got the cat's genes. He's three years old. Mind my toddlers. Sorry my toddler's being angry. She's going through puberty. Oh. Best sin talk. The terrible twos combined with puberty.

The worst child. I mean that's what we're on pace for. Terrible twos are a puberty. The worst child. I mean that's what we're on pace for. Terrible twos are a lie by the way. Really? I agree with that. They lie to everyone. Two is the best age. Two is the cutest age.

The cutest, the best, and then three is three-nager. That's for real. That's when they start pushing back. No, and yeah, shit like that. like they're just they just say funny shit They love you all that stuff. Yeah, you just gotta like redirect them Yeah, yeah, two is the real you could just do you could do fucking Matt You know like crying and they're just like look at that bird and they're right right right you're right too I think two is the best day. It's the best, but you're saying three there they they almost It's the best but you're saying three there they they almost

Yeah, this brand what do you feel as a parent of with the eldest children? Oh, I think he I never thought two was a bad age either. It's it's three. What about like six seven? Say when you have boys though once you get past five. It's all the same or four or five It's all this five is tough because they start getting inquisitive correct. Why'd you say that? What's that? Oh, yeah? What's it? That's I'm getting a lot of questions. I don't have answers to do you lie. Yeah Yeah, or just ask your mom and now Tommy's in his big conspiracy theory guy He's been working on the Michael Jackson is still alive thing for a while. Oh We got any documents. He's got he's got he's got thoughts. That's a fun phase though. Yeah, he's big in conspiracy theories He's convinced we did go to the moon. So I got him on that one We're good, but he's big on celebrity deaths and if they're fake right now Michael Jackson being the number one

You got to get him on Tupac Elvis maybe Avril Lavigne Yeah, and he'll get there himself. He just jobs is that a thing Oh, yeah, remember the there was like a picture of like a guy who looked like Steve Jobs in Argentina Yeah, but Steve Jobs like last public photo was worse than Jimmy Carter. Yeah, maybe we've already had this conversation Has it has has this ever happened though and recorded his celebrity faking their death or somebody who I'd imagine their lives are pretty awesome Recorded his celebrity faking their death or somebody who I'd imagine their lives are pretty awesome. Yeah

Yeah, that is funny that it's never happened, but yet we assume it could happen with everyone I think it's fan and happen once or twice maybe but wasn't a Machiavelli or it's happening And we just haven't we haven't cracked the code yet. Yeah, there's an island. We don't know about yeah Like that the elves go to in Lord of the Rings. Hmm. Yeah, just like that Their afterlife islands are the Pacific Ocean Continuously wows me. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't like looking at that side of the globe and you don't see any land So big yeah, there's a spot. I said this there's a spot in the Pacific Ocean that if there's a satellite going over Like in that spot you're closer to the satellite than you are to land. Don't like that.

If you woke up tomorrow and your plane through the night had crashed on a remote island, and you don't believe there's a chance they find you, do you tough it out for a few days, see if you can adjust, or do you just go ahead and drown yourself? I would never drown myself.

How do you kill yourself then? I don't think I would. I don't think I'd have it in me to kill myself thirst or freeze hmm. I think I would try to tough it out I don't think I would make it more than like I think first sunburn probably would be it for me I thought it's probably the first day you're there. Yeah, so then day, but I would tough it out for that day, okay I don't burn very easily would you go? What have you been there like three weeks, and you're just not getting any better at it? I think you would just die on your own. I think if you're an innate, as a human, you want to live. I'd be very skinny. Do you have fresh water? Fresh water

you try. You don't, because dying of thirst might be the worst way to go of dehydration. And you're by yourself? Yeah, nobody else there. I wouldn't. I don't know. I think the moment that I would need a procedure, like Tom Hanks pulling out his tooth, no. Yeah.

That's crazy. Dying of thirst, it's actually both, I think, the two worst ways are opposite ends of the spectrum. Drowning and thirst. Right. That's it right there. I don't think you know the answer until you get some post-nut clarity. So you got jerk off right away. I think you got to get yourself

well like the moment you're feeling like it's day this is ending like let me try to tug one off and see if I'm feeling rub one out seeing the field correct. Would you be like that rugby team in Argentina? I mean gay people. I don't think I'd be able to get horny man. But if you could you know that you know that nature you're able to get into the animalistic nature Okay, I'm able to figure something out right now. Well post-nuclarity is usually like met with like pessimism Yeah, so I think if you're like all right. I do need to kill myself at least I know how I'm going out It's a jerk off on the beach. Yeah, I don't I don't know if post-nuclarity I don't know if a survival beat is a good beat

I mean gotta be one if you never know. I'm not making any noise. It is. I'm it's purely speed. There's no fun involved Yeah, I'm just clearing it out. I could feel that Yeah The longest you'll last probably definitely yeah, yeah Would you eat someone That's all I was asking for alone like Donner party like the live the somebody in Soccer team rugby. Yes, they ate people. Yeah. Yeah, I mean if they did it like everyone I think you would be You know, but I don't think you what is life like after that?

And did they eat them after they already died or they eat them after they died I mean we're animal man we wouldn't let ourselves die of hunger you have to eat someone man what if you liked it and that's really like that was the best meat I've ever had Brandon would like about eating Chick-fil-a could just be eating human I'd face some choices yeah it I think it makes a big difference if they're strangers or not Yeah, what if it was us I? Wouldn't eat Kyle I Need Danny. It'd be a lean meat. I'd eat Che and enjoy it. You'd be hungry pretty soon after yeah

Some cuisine with Che whose joke is that I? Don't know Che tastes like soy sauce, but like you'd end up like chase you get the last You would choke and die on che like he get the last laugh Yeah, imagine choking on like a bone Dammit che Che with an apple in his mouth bro. Che would you eat us? Definitely. Hard to argue with me being the first out.

Chinese was good. Yeah. Delicious. Got Za back there. Yeah, this is the... Fryhawk. How many did they eat? How many people did they eat? But they were in like a... They were on a mountaintop so they

had like a freezer. Oh fuck yeah two survivors Yeah, yeah, this one. I don't I don't like it. Is there a photo of their rescue and they're like it's a haunting photo yeah Crash where is it? 33 remained alive Keep going. Keep going. Let's see how many people they ate. There's already a can of those, all right.

Eight chocolate bars, three small jars of jam. Ten of muscles. What? They're probably just to fill your stomach They the survivors gave each other permission to use their bodies for food in case they died left with no alternative The survivors consumed the bodies of their deceased friends. Oh oh I don't like this

Don't knock it till you tried it yeah But like are these people leading normal lives after the surviving a plane crash being isolated than eating of Most yeah classmates close friends or relatives there. There is something different about them allowing them to eat them. I will say that We were starving Prado protected the bodies of his mother and sister so they would not be eaten they tried to meet from the bodies in the Sun to make it easier to eat. Oh My god It would always be yeah, not to make light It would always be tough to be the first guy to pitch that yeah, cuz like what if it's not long enough like hey

So crazy guys in two days On avalanche hit him? Jesus Christ, guys. Oh, man. How the fuck did these guys survive? Oh, they were inside the fucking plane with the dead bodies during a snowstorm? Oh, my God. This is crazy. Can we see if any of them jerked off? Can we see a picture? Ha ha ha. Of the plane crash? Looked kinda like a fun boys trip. I remember seeing the picture,

they're all just kinda hanging out. Chillin'. Do you read about stories like this? Do you feel guilty that you haven't endured enough suffering in life? No. I think more thankful. No, very thankful.

I feel like my hell will be more harsh Yeah, like that's not a bad That's pretty bad. It looks kind of fun. That's is that the rescue photo that middle one look at them They're just hanging out on a plane Yeah, maybe that was bad sitting on ice That's just boys they should be smiling they're They're just yacking. They shouldn't be smiling How about that Avalanche yeah, damn that's such a crazy story Huh yeah, I wouldn't have it in me I would die first for sure

You'd be a good eat I would be a good eat. I would be a good eat. Love handles. Get a nice gnaw of that. Look at the marbling on this one. Would you be mad at me if you ate me and then had the worst diarrhea? No, I'd be like, that was funny, Nick. All right, cool. Good job.

Oh, that Nick isn't sitting well. Every time I eat Nick. Cool good job. Oh that Nick isn't sitting well Every time I eat Nick just died it's good, but I just can't take it yeah Speaking of food pardon my cheese yeah Pardon my cheese sake for your game day meal or late night eats the best play call you can make Pardon my cheese sake brings you awesome cheese steaks and loaded fries delivered right to your doorstep and will be offering free delivery through the entire football season. Take your pick of our delicious cheese steaks, maybe fresh thinly sliced steak, melted provolone, mouth-watering cheese sauce, and caramelized onions on a toasted hoagie roll. We have a classic cheese steak, chipotle cheese steak, chicken cheese steak, buffalo chicken

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Let's see it what's a cow go for you think they're expensive I bet a Lot of like my buddy his family would go half on a cow like you buy half a cow in the other family But half the cow does the price change geographically if like you're in I think I think it's market. Yeah, I might I might I Don't I'm I yeah yeah my neighbors used to buy cow yeah, you buy half and then people in the deep the downstairs Chest freezer hey, what are we gonna do for the draft tomorrow? We're gonna do a draft. I would I Would do gin and tonic gin, okay? And it's Kate back. I think she is Chays out Titus is out WSD USD would be fun

Should we get him? Yeah, I think I think you're smoking book. I'll see yeah I've just saved a supreme debate for that. Yeah, well that'll just come up naturally right? Yeah for sure I know a lot of people are out casual supreme debate Hey, who's who's under where's that? Oz you retired it two days ago nice Yeah, the sales people had been so mad when they got this office so clean for the clients and then we hung up Zaz it was destroyed. Yeah, we were you sitting I literally was the only one in here Did anybody ask come in sit down scope so the the majority of the people were it was ladies

Mm-hmm, and they'd scope around check out the purple hats look on this one and just start giggling and yeah, it was tough Was it an icebreaker for you? So yeah, I mean I fumbled I fumbled my way across that one, but yeah, and I was it was tough see those underwear Yeah, I promised him that you see a hole in the front Underwear couldn't contain me knows that you wore it down How many years again saw 16 that was 2008 my brother's graduation? So yeah, how well traveled are those underwear? How many countries? So within that time so that that's the u.s

They went to the Olympics in London. They of course spent a lot of time in Tampa, Florida They went to Winnipeg, Manitoba Where else have I been between then? Oh cut that doha cut that of course Dubai Dubai United Arab Emirates Qatar, Dubai, United Arab Emirates, Colombo, Sri Lanka. They've lived a good, good life. Yeah, they've seen some shit, man. Yeah, literally.

Yeah, you should know this. Literally, literally. Sri Lankan curry, they've had it all. Oh, heavens. Oh, no. So what were you doing in Sri Lanka? I had a wedding. One of my cousins is married to a Sri Lankan lady.

Oh, cool. Yeah, bro, it was nice. It's cool. It's crazy the whole bottom of them are ripped as if they're like homemade jean shorts Yeah, they're stylish thick thighs kill man Yeah Constantly wearing them down Like every six months I try to learn cricket and then I see if like a highlight reel and I'm like what the fuck Yeah, I don't want to know it Takes too long. It's too much doesn't take like days

One format of it five days There's three formats one day learn no to play Oh my god five days. Yeah up to five it can take up to five days, but there's breaks Yeah lunch. It's like a baseball series of oh, there's lunch and dinner breaks That's sleep go to bed. It's all the same game So you can't play like pick up pickle ball or cricket again I guess you could is there a take though we call there a casual format. Yeah, 2020 That's actually the World Cup was here the last World Cup was here in New York and Dallas I believe I was gonna go if Zimbabwe qualified, but they didn't

Damnit India Pakistan hate each other The most but cricket is that like the biggest rivalry in the world It's yeah, is it the biggest sport in the world? Yeah, it's the biggest game because of India. It's the biggest game on the planet Anything India does is the biggest on the the world? It's the biggest, yeah, it's the biggest game because of India. It's the biggest game on the planet. Anything India does is the biggest on the planet because of pure numbers. When do we got this live auction?

Oh yeah, when's the next one? I think Grier was buying unpasteurized milk from here. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah. Straight cow milk? Yeah. Straight from the cow? Yeah.

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Says it a chap, but let's raid this 45 I would flip out on him. Will you be mad at him sir? I want to pay 350 dollars Process that let the let the rest of the people know You have to register and then be approved What was that selling price? Hey. $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1, going at the same time. I love auctions. Yeah. Auctions rock. Why don't we do one here? We should get an auctioneer. Every time we get rid of our stuff we'll do an online auction. Oh, we're down. Five and six, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven,

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Nice. Yeah, that was pretty good. I like that. What is Ryan doing? Is he stealing a TV? Probably. Oh yeah. you're going with that TV He didn't say that to you no, oh he said that no he didn't say it's me Yeah, you do like these auctions Starting an hour, but are they I hear a guy's voice people here? Yeah, I need Sponsor wouldn't mind buying an Andre Reed signed jersey What happened to the helmets that we got shit back? Did you steal those Brandon? Oh?

Where's my Mike? Yeah, where's my shit? Yeah, I don't know where I made Kelsey I got my Iverson and I got my I got rones deon Sanders He gave time when we take a mind where the fuck is my boxing club where ass page cuz they got here I got mine. Oh look Baker Dollar Che those stars fake Jersey. Oh Is it a real signature? How do you know it's fake? instantly instantly Oh, is it a real signature? How do you know it's fake? Instantly. Instantly.

That's disappointing. That is very disappointing. I'm disappointed. You had a Mike Tyson? What did you have? A glove. I had a DK Metcalf helmet. Chakao had the Kelsey helmet. Oh, you had the camo helmet, right?

Yeah, that was cool. We traded, though. Oh, yeah, I have the Kelsey helmet. You liked the look of the, I liked the the brown helmet and you liked the Seahawks green helmet. Yeah. And funny how things work. We don't know where they are. Not a clue. I'd like that. So Tate's doing nice today. Uh I think he is dressing it up as nice. Sure. I like that. Yeah, what's the deal? What's going on out

there? I saw this little video where he said he's gonna choose love. Yeah, what's the deal? What's going on out there? So this little video where he says gonna choose love he's choosing love. Mm-hmm He's just being nice today probably in the most passive aggressive way. Yeah, he's mixing it up I was gonna say is it real well, I would say probably not. He also ranked the top What is what NYC employees who was one eight eight like say? Okay, I'm in Kelly gonna be friends now. No, I know, no. I don't think there's any chance of that. There's 0%. India and Pakistan. Do you think he'll make one friend?

Do you think he has a friend there yet? I don't know. Tate is number one. Who's number two? Gaz. OK. Jenks. Well deserved.

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I don't know if this, was he on biases? He might have said not pictured at the bottom. Not pictured Kelly Keigh. He also, how many peeps did he eat last night before he threw up? I don't know. I wasn't, we were doing the upfront so I wasn't able to watch his stream. So he hasn't eaten the, he's on the way to eating them. He's been eating them all week.

I bet you he's more than halfway. 320, right? Yeah. He was eating them since Sunday. He's been eating like 40 a day until their next game, which they do have a bye week. But I think he's trying to get it done by Saturday. Got you.

I don't want to be dramatic. He may never be the same after this. Yeah. I think that's he said he felt like sugar was going through his veins It's like supersize me mm-hmm you bet that guy little deck I was going He just oh yeah, you forgot to tell me that part yeah, he was like damn I've even eating McDonald's for three days, and I it's tough on my body. Yeah, I'm having withdrawal breast and power spur lock Oh, you just haven't been eating or drinking

All right, so we've covered off come and do the gauntlet a minute should we do a sparkle or something? Oh, yeah, let's play sparkle Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I'm like that's gonna be your let's get yeah. Yeah, you're not gotta give me one You're not gonna do anything to help us. I might get one. I there's usually one where everybody's like, oh, yeah You got it. Well will remember goose egg goose Get goose egg goose egg come on Everybody remembers a goose egg even the viewers I remember where I was when we'll set goose egg. Yeah goose eggs in the chat Hit up the goose eggs throw up the goose egg Answers in common. What?

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I don't know, what are the alpha code words? Is that, uh... Bravo. Garfield. Oh, there you go. It's Garfield. No. Oh, he went on, okay on he went with this famous cat

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You, you know those in your head. I'm going through them. Fuck. Sparks. Nice. Monopoly pieces periodic table. It's Cole ready to do the gauntlet? Alright, let's go. Where's Kyle? Is he here?

Ten more. Ten more. Come on on, Cole. Rice, of course. Premier League all time boys scouts. I don't know boy scouts. X-Men. X-Men. Alright, let me look. Rogue. Philadelphia. Mine. Cyclops. Nightcrawler. We'll pull it up. Storm. Beast. Let's come back to this. Yeah. This one is a bad here. Beast?

Let's come back to this. This one was a bad one. We got Cole Comatt and Kyle Rudolph going to do the gauntlet. We were cooking. This is big. Cole, come here. Can you sit down?

Congrats on Special Teams Player of the Week. I don't know if you know this, but Will Confident has four. Did you get an award? I haven't gotten it yet. I haven't been in the building yet. What do you guys get? They're on bye week. Yeah, I know, but haven't guys gotten it in the... Oh, you got it for the NFL.

Wait, what's the future? We assumed NFL. Oh, no. What were you saying? Oh, no. You're saying a little team award? Oh, no. Give me 30.

Give me 30. Give me 30. Give me 30. Oh, no. Give me 30. You got it for the team? He got the actual award. You got a team special teams award where it's like you versus 10 other guys.

Yeah. Oh, no. Cole got it for the entire NFC. OK. Congratulations. Pretty good, huh? Oh, no! Very tough of Feather.

Will! Pretty good. Oh, show me your team once big Four I know did you ever get an NFC one or an AFC one? Oh I think so. Oh wow Yes, I don't know. I don't know what I'd get from it, but we'll find out when we get back a trophy Yeah, that'd be cool something to put up a little for yeah I got 14 ones did you get do you have any Chicago Bears? Don't have any of the one of those yet. I fucking can't have one from this week cuz he won the I

Mean yeah, oh here. We fixed That might disqualify him actually from getting the team one we could hope oh Yeah, I mean do I really deserve it? Do you? I don't know. I'm asking. I was surprised that I got it. Oh, I didn't see the game. I hadn't seen the tape. Well, I was snapping the football. I came as the emergency long snapper. So he just gave you the award because you snapped the football? He snapped the starting snapper.

He scored a touch and a half twice and had to go right to fucking score. My point is, should that matter? Yeah. You think it does? You got pressing an emergency duty and you did it. How about this, first long snapper ever to win it. Wow. Yeah.

You think that might piss other guys off? No tag. I think it did. Yeah, it would have to. I think it did. I think it pissed a couple of the long snappers off actually yeah Word a touchdown had to go right back out there and snap for the what's the touchdown have to do with special teams I'm just saying

I had six that's six They're all perfect that's six possibilities for danger and right yeah, were you nervous to do it? I never got I never got Like because they're like oh he ran down on putt and covered then had to play defense Kyle did you ever win a special teams player of the week? No no we make sure Kyle's mics on did you win? Offensive player of the week? I don't think so shit Well, it's right. Neither wills up to the four zero zero Job will

I'm sure that you guys get team awards per week Yeah, you like get game balls and stuff, but no I think like there was one week. We played the Lions Coincidentally this week Vikings Lions. I Had a couple of touchdowns one. I had a massive game and Like some random receiver for the Cowboys had like fucking four touchdowns And it was second to last game of the year like that was probably my one shot to be NFC offensive player of the week But yeah, it was like the third string receiver in Dallas had three or four touchdowns Did you guys know each other?

Because of the Notre Dame thing. Yes, the same tight end thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah whoo same agent. Yeah Yeah, what we had met I think my sophomore year at school. Yes, yeah, and then we were together in California Cole's training for yeah combine all that stuff when the world stopped in 2020 Yeah, keep you guys sharp. Yeah Brandon hates Notre Dame No, I don't that I don't at all Why Michigan? I don't hate Notre Dame He just literally said it out thin air. I've never once hated on her. What you said you hate Notre Dame

I have always been big on her name. I picked them to go to the playoff in years where nobody else picked them. Did they go the year what? 2021 when they went or 2020 when they went. I can't remember last time they went. I don't follow it. I'm being honest. I don't follow the college football much now anymore but if they went out this year do they deserve to get in? They're getting in if they went out this year. Yeah. Okay. Cuz they they not only

the A&M win is is aging perfectly for them. They also get to beat Army and Navy, which will be pretty good when they change. Yeah, cuz they're good this year. Both undefeated. Kyle, were you on the team that went to the national title? No, no. That was crazy. That was good. I fucked him up so bad 2012. Yeah, that was my my second year out. But a lot of the guys my age were fifth year seniors. Yeah. So on the team, it was kind of like that was the whole man tie year with the fake girlfriend. Did you know that he had a fake girlfriend? Never see her? A lot of the reports from the guys were like, they didn't know it was a fake person. They were kind of more just like, this is weird. Yeah, like, he doesn't really talk to her. Yeah. And then obviously that all blew up at the end of that year.

But yeah, I was gone. I was at my second year in Minnesota. And I mean, that's kind of been our MO. We get to the playoff or to the national championship and get smoked. We were talking about it earlier on the playoff. Yeah. We get in the playoff and just get killed.

Yeah, just killed. At least this year, there's 12 teams. So we can get in the playoff and just get killed yeah just at least this year there's 12 teams so we can get in the playoff and maybe win a home game would be awesome yeah home game would be sweet and then probably get smoked in the second round but at least we won't get smoked right away you get there um all right so you guys ready to do the gauntlet yeah let's try this out we can we can have someone go first if you guys want to see it So we have so I don't know who's our Oh Greg Olsen is the top tight end Top athlete he might yeah Oh, he hates tea. Yeah, Greg Olsen 154. The good news is no matter what you'll beat Cam Newton's time cuz he was really bad So that's good

Delaney's went. Yeah four minutes and 56 seconds. Delaney, Will's on there. Oh Delaney five. Yeah we got a bunch of dudes on there. Lot of tight ends. Lot of tight ends. Taylor, who else? What other athletes? Oh like entire Tigers team and Edelman. Yeah Edelman's on there. Entire Tigers team and Edelman? Yeah, Edelman's on their entire Tigers team an entire who was the Orioles Orioles team came by Caruso. Yeah Alright, so let's do it the gauntlet It's brought to you by body armor yak gauntlet is brought to you by body armor sports water the alkaline water that provides real hydration with electrolytes for taste

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Yeah? Well, you also won Special Teams Player of the Year. Yeah, that helped us do. No, yeah, you also one special teams player. Yeah that helps No, yeah We were there the whole week though And it was it was good to go out earlier in the week and then obviously lock back in and for the practice Schedule and all that but I loved it. I had a lot of fun. I hope we go back again I'm gonna be honest. Yeah, okay, it helps when you go all week and when you win. Yeah times

Twice with the Vikings to London We went like Monday night got there Tuesday one time went Wednesday got there Thursday where you spend the majority of the week there When you get there on Friday, which is what we did with the Bucks going to Germany. It's terrible Yeah, you have no idea what time that's what I hated. It's awful That when you play the bangles, yeah Oh, no, wow had a pick. Yeah, but winning did 10 tackles Staying okay. Nice staying the night in london after a win is awesome. Yeah, I wish we didn't get to do that

I wish we would have done. Oh, you came right back. We came right back. We came right back, too Yeah, we and everybody was part parting on the way back in 13 We were oh and three the Steelers were oh and three and we beat him in London Matt Castle started It was like his first start of the year and we just had to be back at the hotel by 6 a.m To get on the plane to come home. Oh, that's awesome Yeah, and you have the usually have the bye week after yes. Yeah, yeah Darren Bates was like Rolling him up on the flight home. This is the flights the flights back are awesome

Everybody you go right through duty free just grab as yeah much to drink as you want And then yeah, you got ten hours on the flight. This is too early for the bye week though, right? Yeah, a little early. Yeah, really. It's a this is the earliest I've ever had it I I've only had it week 10 or later, so I've always had later bye weeks. I don't like the early bye week. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. All right, so TJ, do you want to spin it and have someone go to show them?

And then... Or Will, do you want to go and see? No, I like ends. I'll let them go and then I'll see if I want to go. You don't want to go and show them? Why don't you go? You know don't why don't we do this winner of today's gauntlet will win a special teams player of the For barstool will you always gotta go first?

Spin the wheels see who goes first you've been sharp today will the three of you spin the wheels spin the wheel I have been sharp as a tag. Yeah, I mean I don't mind spin the wheels spin the wheels. Oh wait He said he'd go first. I mean, I don't mind. I the wheel. Spin the wheels. Oh, wait. He said he'd go first. I mean, I don't mind. I mean, it's just. Young cat. He's a young guy. Yeah, I like the young guy.

All right, OK. But Cole, you do not get hurt. I'm not. Trust me. I am not getting hurt. If he does, this will be on you, big cat. Well, we've made it so that Caruso, Alex Caruso almost turned his ankle,

but we've changed that rule. So there's the. Oh, yeah. I ain't running or no. No. No. Yeah Yeah, it's nice and easy. Love it. All right. All right, so Cole will go first. All right. All right, Stephen You want to show him? Signing the waiver sign the waiver I Can't believe he signed it What's up chase that that's kind of your job, but I guess he's

Brandon come sit down with us come sit down with us Kyle do you have any questions for Brandon questions for brand? That Kyle questions for Brandon yeah Kyle has a question for me Blackhawks Jersey Patty maroon. I need to get you in a Patty maroon Jersey Could you do that? Yeah for sure because he was in the office a couple weeks ago, and I walked up to him I was like hey I'm a big Blackhawks fan, and he looked at me like I was a piece of shit and I was like You have a weird energy when that was a nerdy that was I don't have a weird. Yeah, you do I just you and I have weird energy together. I watch you. I watch you. I don't socialize with everybody

I socialize fine. I've got four kids. I know how to socialize So when you're first meeting somebody you have a weird energy. I put that pussy all the time Did you your oh your first impression of Brandon? Did you didn't you weren't keen? You do you think I have a weird energy? No, no. Oh, yeah, I gotta hold the roll That guy thinks I'm fine. I Can see you walking on behind? I'm a big Blackhawks fan, and he's just like sweet That's exactly what happened, Will. That's 100% what happened.

How did he know he was supposed to give you a jersey? I didn't know. I wasn't going to ask for a jersey. I just wanted him to know that I'm a big fan of what he's doing. And then it came across as like fanboy shit. Pat Maroon when he was a young boy. Oh, yeah.

Will, be honest. Cole would fucking run you over right now. I was truly thinking when he stood up, I'm thinking to myself, I would cuff him on the field He's way bigger and more athletic they'd go duh they'd go double near gun X would be nasty back would go to the flat right away, and I'd run the seven route for him We'll talk about cuffing you up yeah We'll talk about cuffing you up. Yeah. All right. The only reason he'd be successful now is because you can't hit anybody anymore. It's a different game. It's a different game.

All right. All right. Let's do it. All right. Ready Cole. All right. Three, two, one, go. I'm rooting hard for Cole here. yeah that's a great start it's over Drano it is oh okay fuck is. Baseball. Oh yeah. One shot. Notre Dame baseball player here we go he played baseball Oh, I like having multiple balls there basketball basketball shot shot We should have made him long snap him. Oh That's a nice shot. Oh Good stroke great stroke. Oh, he's had a good fucking time

We're gonna really put Notre Dame out for our Educations to test here could be embarrassing I Think Cole actually graduated though, so he's got the upper hand Yep, there it is. Right here. 12 NFL wide receivers with over a thousand career receptions. Oh so now I gotta name these? Yeah just get 10 total. Any of them. Three forms of public transportation in New York. The subway. There we go. Can I just say the train maybe maybe yeah What about a airplane QQ does that count? Metro No, okay

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Terri Luan I Beat Dave good Yeah, White Sox Dave. Yeah. Well, yeah, of course you did tan soda Yeah, Pat Bev you be Pat Bev Alright, yeah, this is pretty good. There's nothing to have cross bachelor There I just did I didn't embarrass myself no you did good. All right good. You did good Paul skeins Yeah, there you go wipe the floor with Paul skeins Jerry O'Connell yeah, you did a will confident will how many times have you done this?

Three you haven't done well. I broke four weeks. Oh yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah, is that his highest? Yeah That is I will you want to go next you want Kyle to go? All right, well, come on Are you got it? Okay, you got to beat what you've done before then he's got to beat you Yeah, specials player of the week Kyle you and will have never met on the football field. Have you we have oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you score on him? Yeah, I mean no one was in the crowd so you could say it didn't count will 2020 empty stadium. I can't believe he was flexing his four special teams team That's a lot like the team award

No, I'm not but it was That should have just been a high five. Yeah. That is a... He's not a snapper though. And that's a printout certificate at best. You got four little trophies. Yeah, that's like you should have gotten a gift card to Chili's. Wait, have you moved since then? Have you moved with them?

Like pack them up, bubble wrap them? A couple. And then I got more. Alright. Like pack them up bubble wrap them Okay, here we go Three two one go our goal is a real son of a bitch. Huh, Cole? He does that to everyone. Oh No one. Oh no. She's no. No. Oh, no. Hit it hard. That one's gonna fall. Jesus. Oh man. You're like clogging it up. There you go. There it is. Oh, what a shot! Just rock. That's huge.

Yeah, that's huge. Huge. Oh! Oh shit, he's on fire, boys. He is on fire. Don't worry, he does have to do Sporkle. He's going for that fifth award. Uh oh.

All right, no helping him. Are you allowed to, like, is it frowned upon to Dr. Pepper? Yes. Yeah, the chest pass? Yeah, that's a faux pas. All right, no help on the Sporkle. Let's slide. Let's watch Phil There will just go Just mind versus computer

His brain is gonna freeze up at some point. Oh there it is Cole I would have just started naming states like ultimately you would yeah, I know eventually all right here. We go well Prince Right the frog I Don't what could that be Oh tadpole right Winter summer spring seasons Oh, oh winter summer spring seasons

Let's say NFL t jets Let's go Wyoming, North Dakota Wisconsin New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New

York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New Wow Zeyra okay, I shop Had to do it where the week at the yak yes Up museum Will this shit fuck time I'm I was strong time. Hey, what was the the frog one? Yeah, he's frog turns into Prince Prince Metamorphosis How a prince. That's so funny, man.

How many frogs have you kissed that you'll turn into a prince? Will's just walking around seeing frogs being like, that would be a prince. One day that'll grow up to be a beautiful prince. That rock's so cool. What turns into a fly? That's like baby, that's larva probably. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that either. right Kyle. You're up big time to beat That was a sick time well that might be the best I ever get yeah sick time Where do most people get caught football and soccer soccer or sparkle sparkle. Yeah. Yeah, like when I got the one in the six-minute range It was soccer cuz he was hell and Sporkel Wow. Yeah Sporkels definitely trip some people up. We usually help our guests and then we were letting will just go raw dog

And we I'm happy we did because we got Prince. Are you ready Kyle? I thought you're going to another category for that. All right, three two one go. All right, Kyle's off. Oh, not bad. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Wow.

Uh oh. Oh no, he's fucking peppering the. Oh, this is brutal. There it is. There it is. I think he's gonna score right away. Oh. Uh oh. I think he's gonna score right away. Oh. Uh-oh. Oof.

There it is. There we go. Cole, how many home runs did you hit in baseball? In college? None in college. None in college? I mainly pitched. Pitched, yeah.

Oh, really? How hard can you? What were you? Topped out in 96. Woo. pitcher. Yeah. Oh, really? How hard can you? What were you? Topped out in 96. Woo! Wow. Nice. Did you ever think about pulling in Samarja?

I did. Really? Yeah, I did. That's why I wanted to go back for my fourth year. I left early for the draft, but I really wanted to come back to play baseball again. What are you bad at? What am I bad at? Yeah.

Oh, there's a lot of things I'm bad at. Singing, singing terrible. OK, dancing terrible doubt it. Maybe you could someone could teach me. There it is. Did you guys all watch Hard Knocks every week together or no? Like as a team? Yeah. No, I did watch it, though, at home with my fiance and my my brother at times was there an episode you liked more than the others like me

I mean the first episode was That was a really great episode yeah, that was an awesome episode That was a cool You got it Kyle come on Kyle we're all rooting for you He was a GCL legend. What? What's the GCL? Best conference in the country.

Was that since then? Trying to hit the walk off. Yeah, that's like Elvin. There it is. All right, here we go. Yeah, here we go. Ooh, there's some easy ones here. Five sports teams in, Missouri

the Cardinals Where can you watch tires seven continents what streaming service North America? Oh Yeah, the continents is he Africa Antarctica Europe Asia damn yeah, you continents is easy. Africa, Antarctica, Europe, Asia. Damn. Yeah, you got it. Oh, you got it. South America.

Biggest streaming service. Amazon. No, where do we watch our shows? Netflix, YouTube. Yeah. I'd go back to the sports teams in Missouri. The Chiefs. Is that it? No, one more. One more. One more. The Blues. There it is. Bang. 308. Wow. Good time. I don't like that. You

know what? That's just it gets you hungry. Cole. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't rest on our laurels. Yeah. As a humbling basketball player and football player, I'm pretty embarrassed that the basketball and football are the two things that took me the longest. Yeah. Okay. That's pretty good. Oh, that was, yeah. Greg Olson also kind of cheated. We can just say that he did because he went twice in one day, which is technically illegal.

Yeah, but he got angry and he got so mad that his time sucked that he's like, I want to go again. What was his first time? Uh, there it was that it was three, seven, three, three minutes, seven seconds. And then he was like, fuck it. I want to go again. And then he crushed it. So yeah, he cheated one 54. Yeah. I probably wasted a solid minute and a half between football and basketball. So you and the cornhole. Yeah. I mean, three things I probably would have guessed would have been the easiest. I thought I would have sat here forever The beauty I was telling these guys you were a high school basketball legend

I was that's what I didn't know that basketball is probably the worst thing that I did out there So that's you started to go one hand. I just yeah, just started firing Papa shot style. Yeah, yeah Kyle Do you have any questions for Kyle about being a Kyle? Kyle in Cincinnati. Mm-hmm probably a big Kyle area. Yeah 93 yeah, I feel like from like eighties to early 90s You go into like the first day of school, and there's two other Kyle's in your Especially in the GCL probably a lot of you know Catholic Kyle's Cole did you wrestle I wrestled for a one day, and I quit

Yeah You're way too big yeah, well I didn't have the pattern for it. Yeah You're way too big. Yeah, well I mean when I was younger I mean I was trying my dad so my dad was a wrestler my cousin who's a champion wrestler What cool he went to East undy and then he went to Purdue? What's his name Christian burner? Yeah? Yes sounds like you know that name. actually are you uh-huh really how's the wrestler oh that's cool yeah he was tough I think yeah Purdue I had a lot of like really solid guys but never got the shine yeah okay yeah yeah yeah yeah that's good stuff yeah I was Barrington Barrington

road wrestling with Kyle not always I mean it's fun to see every NFL player skill skill positions I forget them now but I remember Barrington for you he did it for the trivia yeah for trivia yeah yeah Rondale Moore Rondo Moore is India see I forget now oh yeah it's like Rondale Moore somewhere in Indiana yeah Wanda Robinson where's he from Frankfurt okay why did you learn that what was the is for like we do this trivia league and like each team has a niche and you can get super specific And I have a photographic memory, so I was just like Do you know any other current Bears players you actually have a photo?

There's no way I'm good with like memorizing names And I thought that was all like BS having a photographic memory well I know I'm good at memorizing names Do you remember what DJ Moore's from? He's from Philly. Okay All right, well Kyle and Cole thank you guys well do you have a flight you have to catch too It's at 330. Okay, you're good. I got time. You're good Um, I don't want to subject you guys to the wheel actually fuck it. It's not gonna land on wet Yeah, you want to do the high noon? Sure. I knew an ad read

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All right, so yeah, we'll spin the wheel, hopefully. Well, actually, no, the worst for coal would be dinner with White Sox Dave. Oh, god. Or both of them. Oh my god. Yeah, that's- It's on this wheel. Yeah, dinner with White Sox Dave. Where are we going to dinner? You'd have to go somewhere tonight. Oh my god. Or both of them. Oh my god. Yeah. That's the wheel. Yeah. And

with White Sox Dave. Where are we going to dinner? You'd have to go somewhere tonight. Oh jeez. Kyle you would too. Please no. If it hits that would be very funny. Will might have to skip his flight. Oh what? Dinner with White Sox Dave. Just send him over. It's gonna be dry. Don't worry boys. Don't worry. I feel like it's not. Oh, we're good. We're good. See? Told you. Cool. Yeah. All right. So we'll do a draft tomorrow. Yeah. Let's we'll figure out. Make you figure out the details. Yeah. This all right. Well, Cole, Kyle, thank you. Will, appreciate you. As always. Yeah, it was fun. Special teams player of the week.

Yeah. Four times. Four timer-timer. Four-timer. Four-timer. I, that was tough. We got to, it's all right. You can't win them all. I want that trophy, though. I want my trophy. What do they look like?

It's like crystal. Yeah, yeah, I'll show you. Really? This is your photo. Oh, I love it. My trophy case. Yeah. Was this like special team player of the year

or you got trophies for the week? Yeah, for the week. That's crazy. Yeah. Did you ever come close to getting for the year? No, cause that year Brett Kern was the punter and he was like, he was a pro baller. Shit.

Shit. Punters. I know. Punters. Fucking punters. There's always next year. Fucking pun Shit. Shit. Punters. I know. Punters. Fucking punters. There's always next year. Fucking punters. Man, punters.

All right. Thank you, boys. See you tomorrow. Yep. Thanks, guys. Thanks for watching! Later gang! Love you, see you tomorrow, bye.