The Yak - Big Cat and Rone Are Live From Las Vegas | The Yak 9-16-22

Episode Date: September 16, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Holy shit. Whoa. What the fuck? That's like an official. I feel like we're an official show now.

I feel like we're like the NFL when they have like a sunset shot. I got to get my, yeah. Can I look whiter? Welcome into the Yak, live from Vegas, the zone. We have lav mics, I think this is the first time we've ever done lav mics on this show. Lav mics are different. Feels weird. But we have our hands though.

We have our hands. I guess we always do. And I was thinking about it, I was like, this is gonna be kind of weird, and then I remembered that we've done i don't know like 150 of these shows just the two of us sitting on a couch all throughout quarantine yeah this is the genuine article of what the yak was at one point this is boiling it down we put the yak on our shoulders when when times were the bleakest yeah watch jerry springer every day there were new yeah there's been new developments to the yak but at its core dude you know what i was thinking about today i actually did one i we probably can't get it because it's serious i did a yak solo once the whole thing from my apartment in brooklyn i can't remember why i think it was when

we were doing evening yak you and you and jared were gone and i was like fuck it i'll just do it from home and i did like the first 10 minutes i like wrote it out and it was like, fuck it, I'll just do it from home. And I did the first 10 minutes, I wrote it out, and it was garbage. Really? And I just took calls. And it was doing a show by yourself. I don't understand how Bill Burr just sits in a closet and talks to himself. Just rips it. For two hours.

Even having a teleprompter would be a lot to deal with. I feel like I've done five minutes at the top of a show, and it's fucking haunting. Yeah. Because you say everything that you have. Yeah, you just dump your brain, and then you're like, all right, fuck, we're five minutes in. This is a disaster.

We do have Robbie and Large coming to Zone Pay-Per-View tomorrow night, live from Las Vegas. Can we get another shot of the stadium? That shit ruled. That's where we're going to be. We're right across the street from it. we get another shot of the stadium? That shit ruled. That's where we're going to be. We're right across the street from it. Sweet ass shot of the stadium. Behind it, another stadium. Just stadiums galore. And give them the, oh yeah, give them the nice little pan in. Hell yeah. Drink Hennessy and watch Canelo versus Triple

G on DAZN pay-per-view. But we also have a view of the Circus Circus roller coaster. Yeah, let's see that. This might just become the people watching. Which I'm fine with. Which I'm totally fine with. What are those comedians they do? Fuck. I think it's Beck Bennett and the Kyle guy.

They did a show that was like they would just sit on Venice Beach and narrate people's like what they're thinking in their head. Amazing. Let's zoom in on someone. Yeah, we got to find a civilian down there. And just be like, doo-doo-doo. Wasn't that what? Yeah, this guy.

The trash guys? Wow, dude. Look at this guy. Is that a female? Yeah. That's a female. Top bun. It's a that a female yeah it's a female top bun it's a grip of females she's a strong female you could tell that she deadlifts yep and then they're just walking around oh can we take a pic no let's go this way oh he wants to watch out the arena here

comes a dude with the fucking oh whoa what was that little handshake? Is this a confrontation? Imagine if we got a fight on. Damn, that's the dream, to catch a live street fight, narrate it. Dude, I almost got in a street fight the other day. A guy was just like, he wasn't moving on the street. His car was not moving. And I rolled down the window, and I started screaming at him. I got my inner New Yorker, and I was like fucking move your car Two of them so I and then what and the guy like kind of motion that he was gonna get out and I was like

All right, maybe I don't want to do this Yeah, but when you get to New York it happens to me like that as soon as the plane lands I'm like, let's fucking go like walk faster. We're in New York now You're looking at moving rises to a level where you're like this fucking asshole get the fuck out of my way it feels acceptable but i'm also not about it at all no the minute i saw those two of them i was like this is a bad idea i'm gonna get like what if this guy you know just has a uh i don't know a fucking bat or a golf club and just starts smashing my car deep down i i do feel like whenever I'm in New York

that I'm the fucking born and bred New Yorker. I'm the fucking genuine article. If someone's talking too loud, I'm always like, hey, we're in New York. Hey, get the fuck out of here. I'm not a New Yorker, dude. I'm a piece of shit. I'm a fucking pretending asshole.

But that switch flips when you get out there. It just gets a little bit wild. you just have to you know demand things of people yeah just move move move we do have um some sad news we have to report to start the show oh no r.i.p dave mira um i had to break that news to roan last night i had no Yeah, we were coming back from dinner. Crazy Thursday night football game. Classic. I put a lot of money responsibly on the Chargers, so did Dave.

It was basically the entire... We were just sitting in a big steakhouse room with the TV, and I don't even think we had dinner conversation. It was just watching the game. It felt like there was conversation, but then I saw a clip of it, and it was like dead time. We were just sitting there. I thought we were having

a good time. Yeah, Dave Mira passed away in 2016, so we're coming back, and we were talking about TJ Lavin, who lives out here, who's a friend of mine, and I was saying how Caleb and Hank and I went out to his house, and then Roman was like, yeah, those guys are crazy.

Crazy core strength. Yeah, TJ Lavin. I was like yeah like those guys are crazy like david crazy core strength yeah tj laughing i was like dude david i think he passed away like six years ago and i was like what and i had no idea i i don't even know what happened to him i think he killed himself damn mira fuck dude i loved mira mirror was a legend he he was like a strong, he made it like, you think of a skater or a biker as like being these wiry, skinny guys or whatever, and then Mira came in, fucking hench, dude. And I feel bad because you've been living the last six years of your life being like, you know, no matter how bad shit can get, at least Dave Mira's out there still doing his thing.

I go to bed snug, like pulling up the blanket, like somewhere out there, like looking at the same moon that Dave Mira's looking at, only to find out that he's been fucking six years dead? Yeah. Fucking war in Ukraine, and you're like, but at least we got Mira. Yeah. Like, Mira's still with us. How does that slip past me?

That's a crazy thing to have slip past you. Because I did have a theory. There was that stretch. TJ, you can look it up. Remember when David Bowie and who else died right around David Bowie? Prince and David Bowie died. And I was like,

there's definitely some deaths that happen in that month's span that you're going to miss. You heard, when the Queen died, there were people tweeting out, like, somebody check on Betty White. Yeah. Like, dude, Betty White died. Betty White's dead.

Betty White died. Betty White did die, didn't she? Yeah. I forgot about that. Exactly. So you just broke that to me. Yeah, it's terrible. I mean, I need a counter,

a tracker of all the deaths that are happening so I know who to mourn and when to mourn. Yeah, what year was that? What year was Dave Bogue? Can you look up? I think they have it on Wikipedia, just like celebrity deaths by month. I got to see who we missed. We definitely missed someone important.

We owe mourning for some of these people. Correct. Yeah, it's time to mourn. Especially Dave Mirra. I mean, did you mourn? How did you celebrate? I mourned. Oh, I mourned for a while.

Really? Yeah. No, I mean, Dave Mirra's a legend. When it happened, I was very sad. That's why we're wearing all black today. For Dave Mirra. That's why we're both wearing black shirts. That RIP to the goat Mirra.

Fuck. Damn, dude, I can't believe that he went out like that. It's a brutal way to come to Vegas and, like, be happy. Like, hey, we got a big pay-per-view, and then boom. And you got to break the news to me, too. Yeah, which was thrilling. There was a little bit of glee in that to you. All right, here we go.

This is, okay. All right, we're looking. Not Mark B. Wait, Fred Widerspoon? This is a... Fred Widerspoon died? Is this all on one day? Is his name Widersporn?

Am I reading that right? Is it Fred Wider's Porn? I think that's Fred Wider's Porn. What a wild name. And we never heard this German. Alfred Wider's Porn. Damn.

What a German name. He won medals? What a fucking legend. So where's Bowie? Is this Day... Oh, these are by days. This is everyone who died in January 2016.

That's a lot of people. Yeah, this is, are these all celebrities? These are all people who have YouTube entries?

Alton Brown? Wikipedia entries? Francis Thomas Hurley? That rings a bell. I don't know why. We need a kind of pared down list. No offense to

these people. I'm sad they died Just two notable deaths 2006, whatever, was it 16? Yeah. Maybe that's when Dean Mirapath. no offense to these people I'm sad they died too just two notable deaths 2006 whatever 2000 was it 16? yeah

that's probably what it was I don't think we found this it was a death hole I think we figured it out these people have two detailed oh yeah we just need the the big ones

the pop out ones Alan Rickman's dead? I didn't know this oh shit Snape from Harry Potter? What? What? I thought that he was just in the Harry Potter reunion show. When did Prince die? When did Prince die? Show me Prince. Dude, we just, we uncovered my, my theory is it couldn't be more correct. Dave Mir mira passed away in between david bowie and prince that must have been it february 4th 2016 because i was mourning so hard that's it

i completely missed it you were all about the bowie morning and you just completely missed mira and that's coming threes too so it's like there were those two two tentpole deaths and i just missed the middle death and i should have had my fucking yeah there's rogers prince april 21st oh china i mean i knew that china was a legend of course dude all right of course china this is though this is like a a very good lesson to everyone out there like make sure you don't die around anyone very famous or just because like if i like if you're if you're uh like let's say your grandmother dies like a day after david bowie it's like all right sorry nana but we kind of got she's not grieving about david bowie here she's not getting a long obituary not getting anything or on a

counterpoint like if you sense that there hasn't been any big deaths in a while that's your time yes that's your time to go go strike all the ir to go. Go. Go right now. Strike all the irons hot. Yes. It's like, oh, damn, no celebrities have died? And just fucking be out. Yeah, there was a guy who some, I think it was CNN broadcaster who died on the same day as the queen and it was just like, couldn't have been cocked harder. Yeah, that's devastating.

Brutal. That's sad as hell. Same day Trisha Paytas had her baby. Malibu Barbie. Oh, shit! Whoa! Hell yes. Can you send me a clip? Steven, if you're listening, send me a clip of rollercoaster fan.

So I can tweet that out. That fucking rules. That's awesome. It feels like being right back home in New York. Let's get some more people watching. Yeah, we got to get some. Get that little square in front of T-Mobile Arena. That's a fertile place for people watching.

People just buzzing. I love, I love, oh. What are they doing? I'm not going to make a joke about the. Bandana? Bandana. That feels like maybe. But it could just be a hot weather thing.

Could be a hot weather thing. Because there's long sleeves under a shirt, long pants, and it's hot as hell out. That's just skin cancer awareness right there. Which is I mean, they barely have any skin showing. Just the lower part of their face. She's moving. She's got somewhere to be. Yeah, she is. Look at these people coming out of the truck. Oh, wow.

Oh, they look like they should be somewhat famous. Yeah, is that a Cuban link? My boy's got a nice chain on. We should just have Large go stand down there and just try to get in fights. Yeah. Start shit. See if you can get in arguments down there. Oh, these are people getting ready for the, so at 1 o'clock, 4 o'clock Eastern, 1 o'clock Pacific,

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www.dazon.com. I'm so excited for tomorrow night. Yeah, that's going to be so sweet. I haven't gotten like you know like you wake up like we do so much cool stuff now that i've gotten slightly jaded to it and i try not to be but there's obviously like when we're traveling so much it's like oh i have to go to vegas but then when i wake up the day of the fight i'm like oh fuck this is one of those fights yeah this is gonna be a fight that is like it might be the last time canelo fights i don't But then when I wake up the day of the fight, I'm like, oh, fuck. This is one of those fights.

Yeah. This is going to be a fight that is like, it might be the last time Canelo fights. I don't know. He's four. I mean, Triple G, he's 40. Like these guys have bad blood. They're going to fucking throw. I might bet Triple G.

Really? What is it? 550? He's like a big time underdog. Just betting underdogs in combat sports is so much fun because you just can always, even if you're losing, you can be like one punch. I had such buyer's remorse about not betting B-Vol last fight. Same.

I should have got in on B-Vol, but it's like you didn't even know. B-Vol didn't have the cachet that Triple G has. People know, care about, and love Triple G. And Canelo's fans are fucking, they're insane people. Insane. Boxing fans in general, like, all think they're boxers. Yes. Like, they all think.

They're all, like, shadow boxing the day of. Yeah. Or they'll get drunk in the crowd and, like, there will be fights, like, for sure. Yes. And, like, nationalistic fights. Like, people will fight for the Mexican flag did you come to McGregor Mayweather here? yes

and there were fights dude because you sprinkle in the Irish people where's Triple G from? Mexico oh no Triple G is from Ukraine one of the fuck I should know this

I haven't done my research yet Kazakhstan I knew it was a stan One of the, fuck, I should know this. I haven't done my research yet. You will. Kazakhstan. Kazakhstan. I knew it was a stan. Yeah. Triple G's, I saw Triple G fight in Madison Square Garden with Feidelberg like four or five years ago. It was an awesome fight.

I mean, he's big drama show. That's his thing. He likes to put on a big drama show. He's funny as fuck. I'm telling you, dude. These guys are Mexican nationalists. This guy's going to whip someone's ass later on over that flag. Do you think he's a huge Marvel fan or he's like, I just need a red shirt? Yeah.

He just wanted something that goes good with the flag. Yeah. Like, that was the Marvel boxing community crossover. Well, I guess Robbie Fox. He is the epitome of it. And look at the boots. My boy is rocking some sweet-ass cowboy boots. Is he going to just wave this flag forever?

We're still like three hours away from the weigh-in. Yeah, and he doesn't know he's being filmed either, which is crazy. He's just doing this to just spread the message. I'm just going to say it. I'm worried about my guy's core strength because he's switching arms.

Yeah. It doesn't feel like he's got the strength. It's not an arm situation. It's a core strength situation. I think it's a shoulder. Like the St. Joe's Hawk that has to flap the entire game. You know their mascot that has to – yeah. He's giving up.

Yeah, that mascot's the best. Hopefully his boy can tap in, his young son. But look at it. He's already bending the shoulder down. He made a forearm thing. Two hands, brother. Yeah, come on. Like you're rowing a boat.

Pass it off to someone. Oh, don't let that touch the ground. Come on, bro. If that flag touches the ground, I'm unloading on triple. You have to. Don't let it. I'm unloading on triple. It's so close.

Someone help him. Someone help him pick that thing up. He's losing his strength by the second. Pick that up. There he goes. Second wind. Okay, that's a good spot right there. He's literally the standard bearer.

Like how in old battles, like a young boy would just carry the flag into battle, like the American flag during the Revolutionary War. Someone has to, like he would get shot. Someone would have to run and, like, pick up the flag and start wearing it. That's his young son next to him. Imagine being in one of those wars and you just go and you just stand in a line and it's like, everyone in the front

line is going to get shot. It's terrible. Like, and don't they put the good soldiers in the front line? Do you think there were, like, jokesters back then? Like, do you think like, guys like us existed back then where it's like, hey, why don't you stand in the front line? Like, do you think, like, guys like us existed back then where it's like, hey, why don't you stand in the front line? Like, I'm good.

Like, oh, I got to go take a piss right before the battle starts. Yeah, you're like, push a guy up to the front line. Like, oh, shit. One sec. I got to, fuck. Big Cat's taking another dump in the woods. I left my fucking wood-burning stove on. Let me go check it real quick. And dude, those guys, not only

were they... They were dying the worst ways. It was either stabbed by a bayonet or you were getting unloaded on by a cannon. Yeah. A cannonball? And if you, like, got shot in the arm, they would just cut your arm off. They'd just be like, yep, boom. You're good. Some guy would come onto the battlefield

world's oldest... And just no one had jokes You're good. Some guy would come onto the battlefield, world's oldest. And just no one had jokes before that? That's absolute bullshit. There's no way that fucking jokes didn't exist before then. Some cave drawing, some like funny ass cave drawing. And it was definitely like dick jokes. Like there's no doubt about it. Oh, the first dick joke.

Oldest joke possible had to be dick jokes. Locker room humor has been around since forever. I watched the movie. One of the first times I got high was in college, and I watched the movie Apocalypto. And to this day, it's one of my favorite movies. But, like, it's about an ancient civilization, and they're, like, joking about, like, they kill a fucking boar, and they're joking about who has to eat the nuts or whatever. And it's just like, yes, dude. That's what we would be joking about now like you like give the fucking

feed the balls to like the big oafy dude like he's like pissed off about it but he still has to eat the balls anyway that's funny that's good classic timeless humor i just think about like like say the revolutionary war like because it's all't even have pictures. So you think of like, I think of my brain can't comprehend, let's even say the Civil War where it's like black and white pictures. Yeah. My brain can't really comprehend it where I'm like, oh, these people were real people. They're just all in black and white. So they're all like walking around speaking in monotone. But they had to have jokesters.

There had to have been funny ass people and like smelly people. You think like one of them's like, oh shit, here comes the south and everyone's like oh fuck he's like just kidding like no one's coming or did people like um like i'm sure through war everyone loses some of their sense of humor because like all their friends die but was there somebody who just kept joking while everyone's dying yeah you're just trying to crack extra jokes it's like dude this shit is not funny anymore just walking through the the like dead bodies and being like you know some guy's moaning in about his last breath it's like dude fucking be a man quit crying up some dirt on it get back in the game get back out there fucking dude i'm

trying to read uh i'm reading a book about the revolutionary war is no one on the roller coaster we should go ride the roller coaster no. Is no one on the roller coaster? We should go ride the roller coaster. No. You guys want to ride a roller coaster today? I would. I don't even like roller coasters, but that shit looks sweet. I am not a roller coaster guy, but I kind of want to ride one today.

Just that one? Yeah. Why not, dude? Why not? It doesn't seem that terrifying of a drop, and that's the only scary thing about roller coasters. Does it go upside down at all? Oh, then that's fine. Wait, so what book are we reading? I'm reading a book about...

Do you finish your books? Not really, no. I don't ever finish my books. I have, like, Kindle on my phone. I have, like, 25 books, and I've read, like, a page of each. I was listening to Matt and Shane's podcast, and they say that they read books enough to mention something on a podcast and then just stop the book as soon as they could be like get the valor of having yes yes from their book that's genius i read i finish one book a year one book a year and i'm on my second book and i'm almost sure that i'm not going to finish it but

dude i'm reading about history and i'm fucking liking it yeah i'm enjoying learning about history that's the thing is like there was books kind of rule yeah but i just can't i wish i was like i actually think about it sometimes like what would i do if i if i retire right like all right i'd have my kids like be you know be present for them maybe learn golf but i'd also probably have to start reading books you'd have to have to you'd have or like the newspaper or something like that obviously you'd gamble your dick off right but at the same time like what are you going to do in the morning that's i mean dave and i think are the exact same it's like we just need to make enough money that we can like so i can like ask someone like hey can i gamble for the rest of my life and like still be okay and they'll be like yeah and it's like that's my number that's like like the rest of my life and, like, still be okay? And they'll be like, yeah.

And it's like, that's my number. Like, the number of, like, what number do you need to be retired? It's literally I just need to be able to gamble and not have it, like, end me. But then you're going to, I mean, what's, like, Mattress Mac? Like, he's just, is he still working? Like, or is he just gambling? That's what I need to do is I need to get like a furniture store where I can do big bets, and then if it wins, be like free furniture for everyone.

Yeah, you need some kind of like slush, not a slush fund business, but like a business that will just keep on going. Just take a little off the top. Exactly. A machine that takes care of itself. Oh, he's back. This guy is awesome. Did he get a second wind or what? yeah we so we need to figure out yeah that's that you're exactly right it's the it's the

business that you can kind of a set it and forget it just take a little off the top every now and then yeah some kind of gratuity that's why it's so sweet to have been in like a movie or like a fucking timeless actor where where you can just get money and royalties in forever yes it's just like every month the fucking the whatever wolf of wall street money comes in or fucking jk rowling's rich ass just gets a fucking harry potter check every single month need that just keep wait i just got some breaking news what do you got what do you got l Lisa just texted me something.

We're going to have to make a phone call. Uh-oh. This is actually going to bum me out. Yo. Pete. Graphics is here. It's your birthday today? Yeah.

I'm what a piece of shit. How old are you? 39. Oh, thank God. I was worried for a second. If you had said 37 and I was older than you, I was going to be so upset. Because I'm older than Stephen Che and it fucks me up. That doesn't make sense.

That's messed up. Yeah, Stephen Che is not. So wait, 39. What are we going to do for your birthday? Let's celebrate. Let's go out, Pete. Wet wheel? No.

I mean, you're not going to do anything? No. I never do. You you're not going to do anything? No. I never do. You're so sad. I know. Oh, Lisa got you a cake. Is this a no? She didn't.

Yes, she did. You don't think Lisa got you a cake? Lisa got you a cake. What kind of cake? You're such a... Can you at least say thank you to her? Thank you. Thank you. It's Oreo cookie, Pete. It's say thank you to her? Thank you. Thank you.

It's Oreo cookie, Pete. It's your favorite. Where are you right now, Pete? Working. I'm at the fight. Don't use that tone with me. Sorry. Wait, can he come out to the square?

Yeah, can you come out to the square so we can say happy birthday to you? I may... If I make it out, I will call you. Okay, all right. All right. I want to see you out in the square. I want to see you live and maybe do like 10 push-ups for your birthday. Yeah.

39. Do 39 push-ups. All right. Bye, Pete. Bye. He bummed me out. Damn, that's depressing. He's like, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. This sad sack son of a bitch. That man, he can't know happiness. Yeah, this glum bastard. He's so depressed that it's his birthday. The only good thing about his birthday is he's just one year closer to that sweet release of death. And we will celebrate it.

Oh, my God. I'll give you, I'll say this right now. I don't care if, like, the most famous, I don't care if LeBron James, Magic Johnson, The Rock, anyone dies close to Pete, I will be celebrating Pete's birth. We're gonna have a big ass cake. Layers, like a wedding cake. Fucking tall ass cake. What if we crashed his funeral? That would be awesome.

He'd be furious. He'd be posthumously fucking steaming at us. Dude, how good were those desserts last night? Oh my god. Did you dip into any of those desserts? I ate every single one. Yeah, they were fucking awesome. I was a... Wait, no, but you didn't have any of the baked Alaska.

Yeah, that's right. We had the Nazi cake. We had the baked Alaska. Yeah, we had a nice... Dude, we were sitting there at dinner. It's fourth quarter. We have so much money on the chargers. And this guy comes out, the waiter, poor waiter, he comes out with this dessert.

It's called a baked Alaska. First thing I said is, is that the nazi and he's like what and then it's like a dessert that he lights on fire and it's literally during a play that we're all trying to watch he's just lighting this cake on fire in the middle like usually people like woo that's incredible we're like dude get out of the way like we want to fucking watch the game the chef came out to take a shot with us. And we were not even paying attention. As the game was in the balance. As the game was about to change from one. Oh, let's go.

Boys, boys, boys. Nice. What's up, my dogs? What are these, donuts? Donuts. Holy fuck. Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, Robbie and Large.

Robbie and Large are here. What's up, my dogs? Not much. Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, Robbie and Large. Robbie and Large are here. What's up, my dogs? Yeah, yeah. We're gonna get a lav. We're gonna get lavs for you. Yeah, we'll get you lavs. I don't know where they are. You boys got lavs back there? Yeah. Here we got lavs for you guys to smack onto

those faces. We were just, Robbie, we have a camera that faces outside. So we're watching people in the square and there's a dude just waving a Mexican flag with a Marvel shirt on. And I was like, that doesn't feel like a crossover boxing and Marvel.

And then I was like, wait, that's just Robbie Fox. That's literally Robbie Fox. That's your guy. That's your best friend you've never met. That is quite literally My target audience Yeah it is You need to Fucking dip into

The Mexican audience too Yeah I know Roberto Yeah Roberto Yeah It's more about How much did he say

Fox en Español What is it I used to know El Zorro No it's not Yes it is Roberto Zorro Yeah

Bro you missed the boat By not being Mexican I know I really did. You would have crushed it. How about the Guido bomb that was dropped on us last night by this fucking guy? Unbelievable. James was almost named Guido at birth.

Oh. But they went with James. No, Fasoli. Fasoli? Yeah, yeah. Wait, that's your first name, Fasoli? Well, it's supposed to be. Wait, but what's your actual first name?

Nicholas. Oh, yeah, Nicholas. I'm sorry. I knew that. I thought it was James for some reason. Wait. name for solely wait but what's your actual first name oh yeah I was like wait cuz I mean I don't really know mother than for solely yeah but I thought we know yeah Guido because his grandfather was named Guido and dude for solely you're gonna have to sit right here and show everyone the picture of your grandfather he's a beautiful let's it. I want to see it. It's so good. Drop that camera, brother. Guido Fasoli? Guido Fasoli.

Guido Fasoli? It's so good. What a name. And he couldn't look more like, your grandfather had all the dominant genes because he looked exactly the same. Whatever women have come into your family, pass no genes down at all because he is you. And then grown as- What was, what?

Oh my God., my God. Oh, my God. That's, yeah, zoom in on that. Is that his mugshot? Yeah. First Ponzi scheme ever. Look at that smile. Holy shit.

And then Rowan's like, You are just, that's just you. Holy fuck. That's crazy. The Frasolis have been smiling like this for hundreds and hundreds of years. Generations. Could you text me that? Text me that smile.

Here, pass that back. And then, yeah, we were talking about it afterwards. Guido is the only name that, it was just a regular name, and it became like a slur against the people. Yes, yes, yes. This guy, this freaking Guido. Guap Frasoli, right? is the only name that it was just a regular name and it became like a slur against the people yes yes this is guy this freaking guido wop solely right yeah karen's on his way yeah wop for solely that would be good and then patty we said patty his name is mick yeah yeah who was coming around the other day they were asking us all like what our parents were gonna

name us did you guys have there was someone who was doing a t all, like, what our parents were going to name us. Did you guys have... There was someone who was doing a TikTok in the office. My parents were deciding between Dan and Raphael. How sick would that be? If I was a Rapha, my life would be completely different. I was going to be a Gabriela if I was a girl. Oh, that's

brilliant. Gabriela Fox? Really? Oh, that sounds like an only thing. Gabriela Fox. I would jerk off – Gabriela Fox? Really? Oh, that sounds like an only thing. Gabriela Fox. I would jerk off to Gabriela Fox. For sure. I might. You were so – I mean, Robbie Fox is a great name anyway.

No, but – You turned quick on Devin. Well, I'm thinking – I mean, that's just like – I could just see it in your only thing. Like, oh, yeah, look, the kiddie came out to play this morning. Gabriela Fox, new post. $39.99, 10 pictures. $39.99.

That's a lot, too. That's high end. Oh, Gabrielle Fox definitely charges a lot. How much are Glennie's whores charging? How much do those charge? You can't say that. You can't say that. I thought that was a tower.

No, you can't say that. I thought it was a tower. That's like Guido. No, no, no. I thought you were taking back the term. All right, all right. I didn't mean that. They're lovely women. By the No, no, no. I thought you were taking back the term. All right, all right. I didn't mean that. They're lovely women.

By the way, these donuts look... Yeah, from a local... Oh, fritter. Winters. Get that fritter. So that's the fancy ones, and then this is their straightforward. Oh, my God. They smell good.

Take a whack of this fritter. Oh, my God. Let me get a whack of that. Look at that. I mean, that's... Where is this? Is this close by? About 15 minutes away. I need to get donuts.

Winchell's. Shout out. I do. When I'm on the road, because I usually get donuts on Saturday for my family. When I'm on the road, I'll still buy like 6 or 12 and I'll just fucking take a bite of every single one of them. Right. I'll just be like, treat myself.

There was a video of a UFC fighter this week, Phillip Hawes, and he got like, I think it was a twelve pack from Krispy Kreme. And he just lined them up like this, flattened them out, and ate it as one. Oof. What? Yeah. That's insane. Yeah, it was nuts. That doesn't make a lick of sense.

I feel like that just wouldn't, it wouldn't taste good. It would make you feel like shit. Yeah, it looked like the thickness of like a huge Five Guys burger. But I don't think, yeah, I think the fluffiness is like one of the highlights of the donut. Yeah. You take that away. There's a place in Nashville, it's called Five Daughters Donuts, and they have this, like, 100-layer donut. It fucking blows my mind.

It's so damn good, dude. That's like porn for me. I heard a little bit of the show before we came up, by the way, and you guys were talking about Dave Meir, forgetting that Dave Meir passed. Forgetting? I didn't even know, Robbie. You didn't know? I broke the news to him, Robbie. I found out a couple months ago that Sean Connery died a few years ago really

Yeah, he died remember him dying. Yeah, dude. Yeah, that was a tough one. That was a sad one anyone that died that you don't know No one of the Drivers yesterday it said a melt or may like just as we were randomly going Mike Yeah, I said where and like he's been dead, just as we were randomly going, Mike. Yeah? I said, where? And, like, he's been dead, but it's in Mel Torme Lake Boulevard. And Mel Torme's been dead. Who is Mel Torme? Yeah, who's that?

Oh, so he had this silver voice and these big-ass cheeks. He was a crooner. So he has a block named after him, like Frank Sinatra Drive. There's a Mel Torme way or something like that. Interesting. I always have such dated fucking references. No, that's okay it's just you know melt or may melt or may melt or may yeah that's a crooner yeah yeah that's a sweet

ass name you know what blows my mind about like the crooning era is that in that time if you were at a restaurant there was no no there weren't playing music there was either a live band yeah there was nothing that's a good point i never thought of that't playing music. There was either a live band or there was nothing. That's a good point. I never thought of that. They were like, you was either completely silent and all you heard was like forks hitting plates or somebody was live in the fucking building singing some bossa nova music or whatever the fucking crooners were getting up to. And that would be, I mean, if you go to a crooner night at like a restaurant,

that's got to be like the coolest thing ever. You went to a place, right? In, um, where'd you go? In France? Or was it in Spain where you went, like, through a barbershop? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was, like, an underground, like, speakeasy? Yeah, speakeasies are sweet, but it's also, like, it would be sweeter if there was actual prohibition going on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, this is all above board. It would be fun if prohibition came back for, like, a second. Yeah, just a little bit. So that we all had to, like, illegally try to find a way. Like when COVID first kicked in. It was like, this is going to be great. Yeah, for, like, two weeks, it was like a snow day.

And then it sucked. But, yeah, like, if there were, like, no booths for a week and everyone had to, like, scramble, maybe the mafia comes back. There were definitely people. Bring the boys back. Guido comes out. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Aren't you doing

Sober October? I usually do Sober October. I don't know if I'm going to do it. Do you notice differences? Yeah, 100%. I dipped into November. I noticed a difference after a week. I just can't stay away from it. But you feel better? I feel so much better. What do you mean? In what way? My face isn't so much

of a giant thumb. You know what I mean? Like all of a sudden it actually slims me out a little bit. Of course. My voice gets a little less scratchy. How about your brain? Does your brain feel better? I'm starting to feel like the memory's going a little bit. Like I had a tough time getting my memory just... I think I'm a little bit away from

booze. It's just... Yeah, I'm jealous though because, because I wish I boozed so that I could then cut it out and lose weight. When people are always like... You have no excuse. Yeah, no, people are always like, oh, I cut out drinking and I lost 15 pounds.

Like, well, I don't drink that much anyway, so how am I going to do it? Like, I want to pick up booze so that I can drop it, so that I can drop the weight. Sneaky gentleman here. Like, people ask me about booze and all that kind of stuff. So we were out last night. Sneaky great wine palette on this asshole.

Oh yeah, Rhone's. And then a couple of old fashions. Rhone's high culture. I don't know. A couple of fucking nice cigars last night. The cigars whipped my ass more than anything. You guys smoked a cigar when you came back? Yeah.

Yeah, we had two. Yeah. Oh, you went, oh you double dipped. Yeah, and then I woke up my uvula was like a, was like a punching bag this morning. Two at the same time. Keep this mic on. Yeah, I'm going to keep this mic on. You guys can get my stream. No, we did, Roan was like,

I had a couple of sticks on me, I'll call them sticks. And, um, so cool. Yeah, yeah, and so Guido's like, I'm down, and Roan's like, I'm down. But when we got back to the hotel to go from the Park MGM to the MGM Grand Whiskey Down, I was like, why don't we go someplace like closer once we got back ron's like no you already told the guys yeah we don't want to leave those dudes out you're absolutely right it's two mile walk

it was a trek yeah by the time we got there everyone was like huffing and puffing then you put a cigar in the fucking thing it was hell like crazy but it was nice right great cigars good drinks i went to the gym this morning and like i had a limited amount of shirts and i was still wearing my cigar shirt in the gym and i was like gagging on the treadmill like walking uphill gym what i dude i literally felt like shit from smoking this cigar like i woke up like spinning from from smoking a cigar like muscling down a cigar and i it took longer than i thought, too. Like, I was just, like... Yeah, it was a nice one. It was one of those ones.

We tried to do the longest ash thing, which is smoke to you. I don't want to keep mentioning that. You smoked me, though. Yeah, yeah. Actually, it was bang, bang. It was back and forth. It was moment to moment.

It was moment to moment. I thought that I had you. I was trying to take a picture, and then I just ashed all over some poor bastard's back. Smoking straight up and down. But everyone grabbed one. Like, I was so happy, because sometimes you're in a group of people at a bar that allows that shit,

and, like, you're one of only two or three people smoking, so you feel like a fucking pariah. We had, like, eight or nine people with cigars. Would you have smoked? I'm not a huge cigar guy. I just, I have so much, I mean, I have the nicotine problem anyway, but, like, I just don't, I never really got into cigars because I just always felt like i i felt so much worse in the morning and i'm at the point now like you you you know this large like with two little kids like i opportunity i guess when we're here it's a little different but like it's like almost i have to make the calculation in my head like oh i'm gonna smoke a cigar and

i'm gonna feel worse tomorrow when i have to do like a bunch of shit right so it's like pass on that so that tomorrow morning i can be like on top of my game if you do smoke a cigar and then I'm going to feel worse tomorrow when I have to do like a bunch of shit. Right. So it's like pass on that so that tomorrow morning I can be like on top of my game. If you do smoke a cigar and you do feel like shit in the morning, like I usually feel like a Cuban to get dumped in my mouth. Yeah. Like at 6 a.m. I'm like, how do you do that? Willie had told me fresh fruit in the morning for like that cigar whatever is unbelievable. And I don't eat a lot of fruit. He does blueberries.

I like this. This is like a backwards way of being healthy. That's it. So like in the morning I eat a cigar. I always eat fresh a lot of fruit. He does blueberries. I like this. This is like a backwards way of being healthy. That's it. So, like, in the morning, I eat a cigar. I always eat fresh fruit in the morning. Well, it's because I need to get the taste of cigar out of my mouth. Listen up, kids. If you're going to smoke, eat fruit.

Cigars on my list of things, though, like, I have a running tally in my head of things that I would like to get into. It's, like, golf, cigars. I really want to, like, get, like, some old cars. So, that's on my list So that's on my list. It's on my list. Dude, but can you have an old car if you're not a car guy? Well, I want to become a car guy.

You want to get under the hood and be, like, the carburetor? Yeah, why not? What if I just fucking paid someone to, like, what if I literally went to school? Spider's going to wind up, like, fixing a car for you. Yes. cool that is going to wind up like fixing a car for you uh this is yes but like what what if i what if i was like hey uh like mechanic let me fucking hang out for like a month they'd probably say no but if you go what if i paid them you do like a 67 like chevelle and then you pay to have i don't know what that is like you sort of you know mechanics love it because they can sit in the engine and fucking you know as opposed to have to have computer degrees right but if it's not

something that you've done before and at this point in your life and fucking, you know, as opposed to have to have computer degrees. Right. But if it's not something that you've done before and at this point in your life, do you have any idea how an engine works? No. Right. But why can't I learn? I don't like that attitude. That's not 10X.

I've always... Spoke a cigar with me. No, I've always had it in my, like, thoughts. Like, at some point, like, when I retire, I'm going to be like, listen, I want to just learn everything about cars. Just be a car. Someone had to learn at some point, right?

What if it just became my hobby? If I was retired and I was like, I'm just going to be a car guy. You don't think I could learn it? I'll take the under. Yeah, okay. I would bet against myself as well, but it's a dream of mine. It needs to be in your blood.

It needs to have either your dad pass it around or you spent time's a dream of mine. It needs to be in your blood. Right. It needs to have, like, either your dad passing around or, like, you spent time, like, with a bunch of dudes drinking a beer or, like, standing around an engine. It's a culture. Dudes love to stand around and fucking drink a beer, look at something hot. Just want to learn how to work. What about a motorcycle?

Nah, I'm not a motorcycle guy. Me neither. I used to have a moped in college. I have a Vespa. That's a real emasculating thing. You have a Vespa? Yeah, it's a little emasculated. 100%.

I buzz around town and I don't care because I'm beyond that. Yeah, no, you're right, right, right. I'm fucking old. Right. It probably looks hilarious. Well, it's also hard for us because, like, we're, mopeds weren't, Vespa's mopeds weren't built for guys our size. So we just look like those, like, old school, like, pictures. What's the two fattest twins

ever? You ever seen that picture? Look that up. They both look like Frank the Tanker type people. They're sitting on a motorcycle. I feel like the zoo or the circus when the bear gets on a little bike. That's how I feel whenever I'm on a little

moped. Yeah, look at these guys. That's our guys. That's how I feel whenever I'm on, like, a little moped. Like Bowser and Mara. Yeah, look at these guys. Yeah, these guys. That's our guys. Look at them. That's how I feel every time I get on a moped. Look at the thighs on that lad. Dude, what a...

Oh, my God. Holy fuck. What a great, like, thing to accomplish. Wait, they dodge? No, but, like, you have to be doubly committed. Like, what if one of the twins is like, I don't really feel like being fat anymore? Oh, I knew twins that that happened to. Really?

Very, very, very large twins and one is now incredibly skinny and the other one never went in. That's bullshit. You can't do that to your brother. They were in a band together too, so it's like they're on stage together and stuff. Stage tipping. Yeah. They need to counterweight each other.

And that's, and that, the skinny twin, you know he's just looking at him being like, you're a slob. Like,

this is what I would look like if I were you. But the fat twin's probably like, you fucking traitor. Yeah, right. You've gone against the family.

We had something good going on here. But now they each have a unique look on stage. Yeah, that's true. Can you tell their twins? Can you tell them apart? Yeah. They have like, very, very, very similar stage. Yeah, that's true. Can you tell they're twins? Can you tell them apart?

Yeah. They have, like, very, very, very similar faces. Dude, I know triplets where one of them skinny and the other two are fat. Oh. Triplets? That shouldn't be. Triplets, then you know the two fat ones

kind of, like, hate the skinny ones. I'm always obsessed with those type of situations, like, when there's, like like a professional athlete and their brother like played sports as well but were never this like never got to the pros and it's like you guys have this yeah like you have the same genes what happened no excuse it would kill me i would i it would kill me if you were like oh i have the exact same makeup and you're making millions in the NBA. And I just tapped out. Yeah, just levels of brothers.

What's Rahm Emanuel and his brother? They're all super. Oh, yeah. They're Ari. It's because Ari Golds. And then the third one is, I think, like a big-time doctor or something. Well, how about Canelo bring it all back to the fight this weekend? Eight brothers, they all fought. Or one of eight, seven brothers bring it all back to the fight this weekend. Eight brothers they all

fought or one of eight. Seven brothers they all fought on the same card one day. Really? When was that? Did they win? In Mexico. I think they went like four and three. I'll go even deeper. That's actually really funny like to be like I wish they did that and we could like

make the fight and be like over under three and a half Canelo brothers. Yeah. Seven by Canelo. Yeah. Right. Right.

Triple G is a twin. Yeah. That's right. So when he grew up in Kazakhstan, he had two choices. You either go to coal mines. I've told you this story. Yeah. Or you go to the army.

Right? But him and his brother were both boxers, the twins. So when the Olympiclympic team heard about them in a local gym they said we can only take one of you and triple g's younger brother and younger by three minutes might have been a better boxer than him like at that time it wasn't but they took g because he was older and so all of a sudden he got like one of triple g's older brothers were both in the army one of them was killed they never got the body back they never found out how it's like real deal shit.

What? And then so Triple G became Triple G. And you'll notice in this corner, there's his twin brother. That's crazy. He's in this corner with him. That's why I love boxing, too, because it feels like it is the sport that you have so many stories like that where it's guys who are from, you know, not the best backgrounds. Like, yeah, I had to box to survive.

I had to box to get to this point. That's the only way you can become a great fighter, I think. Like, there's not rich dudes who are like, I'm going to take a boxing and just become great at it.

You know what I mean? Like, you need to. Jake Paul's trying. He's the one that's trying. He's like the one that's trying the experiment. Yeah, it's the old, who was it,

the, you can't, it's hard to do road work in silk pajamas? Who said that? That's a good line, I don't know, it's hard to do road work in silk pajamas? Who said that? That's a good line. I don't know. Leonard Lewis? Might have been Sugar Ray, but it's a great, that tells the story of boxing.

Like, when you think about fighters and when they get big and they, you know, think about, like, the rise to the top and how hard you had to work. And then you have millions and millions of dollars. Hey, you got to get up and you got to run 10 miles this morning. It's like, well, what the fuck? Yeah, just no. It's what happened to your boy. I knew it was coming from him. I knew it was coming from him.

I was making eye contact. Yeah. I was like, don't fucking say that. That's exactly what happened. We don't need to bring it up this weekend. I don't begrudge Conor for doing that, but he will never be the same. He never has been the same.

He will be the same, and we're going to have a moment, just like Portplay had with Dave, where he got up and faked the phone call. You're going to fake a phone call when McGregor wins another world title. He's not going to win another world title. Come on, Robbie. He was getting head from his wife in the fucking middle of the Mediterranean. I told you he

loves his wife. How long have I been told you he loves his wife. Yeah. How long have I been telling you he loves his wife? That was a great move to go viral. Yeah. It's just like, oh, no one's talking about me. Let me get some fucking head and videotape it in the middle on my big boat. With a little sneaky angle. Yeah. They love each other.

I don't think you should kink shame. Where's the shame? There's no shame. No kink shame. It's just a genius way to go viral. Do you remember how fucking happy you were when Conor did that point to you? Oh, yeah. Like, you were even younger looking then and now.

I get that way now as a 50-year-old fat guy every time fucking Canelo hugs me. I mean, Canelo loves you. But you know what's funny is, like, when are you going to get used to it? Because you guys are just friends now. You guys are boys. Yeah, that is true. Like, are you going to? Because there is that moment that it crosses over where it's like, no, actually, I think we're just friends.

I think you are. Like, he came over, pushed past people to, like, give you a hug. I had asked him. I said, are we friends? He's like, I thought we were friends. Are you telling me? I was like, no, no. That's kind of a weird question to ask.

I will. I'll get a Mexican tattoo. I don't care. You know, my dad won't be thrilled. Have you been to his house? No, so that's next. He's going to let me drive his cars, and he's going to let me pet his horses. Did I show you the horse?

Oh, that's a... I mean, you can't get more intimate than letting another man pet your horse. I showed you the horse. Yeah, yeah. No, no. This horse is beautiful. Oh, man. And I've never even felt that attraction to a horse before.

Like, because I've talked about this horse before, so he's like, the horse? He's like, yeah. Oh, my God. That's the most beautiful horse you've ever seen in your fucking life. That looks like a fake picture. Yeah, it's breathtaking. So I'm going down. It's like Johnny Cueto's horses. Remember when Johnny Cueto's horse died and he just posted a picture of the dead horse?

Can you find that for me, TJ? I'm going to stay still. Look at that fucking horse. Wow. That's gorgeous. Majestic. Isn't that gorgeous? And she's, like, kind of giving, like, a little, like, 2006, like 2006 goth vibe. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah.

She kind of has bangs across her face. I even got some breaking news on Canelo. Oh, yeah. He's the CEO of Lights, Camera, Barstool. Is he okay? He is great. Zone pay-per-view. Check it out tomorrow night.

We'll all be on the broadcast. It's going to be a great night. Lights, Camera, Barstool says Canelo Alvarez has joined the cast of Creed III. Whoa. That's huge. What? Directed by Michael B. Jordan, his first directing movie. Was Creed 2 good? It was pretty good.

I didn't see Creed 2. It wasn't as good as 1. Yeah, I saw 1. It was pretty damn good. 1 was already like a top, you know, 5 boxers. 1 I think you could argue is like up there with the best rocky yeah one was very very good i missed two all right that's huge who's got some cool like drago moments like two almost parallels rocky sun yeah yeah it parallels rocky four in that

like it gets way more unrealistic but it's just like who cares dude's fucking movie yeah i like unrealistic jordan in it is b jordan in two no in three oh yeah yeah yeah so he's directing still the star yeah yeah he's kind of taken after stallone that was like the stallone thing directing and starring but didn't stallone write rock or maybe he wrote the original right guys i worked on the floor with used to um bankroll uh movies so him and his partner had a guy come in and said, bankroll this movie. And they loved the script, but the only reason they passed on it was because the guy who created it wanted to star in it. And they didn't like him.

And I wound up passing on Sylvester Stallone in Rocky. That's so crazy. Yeah, yeah. That's so fucking crazy. Steven just texted me saying, just a heads up as a friend, we can see your underwear. Like, what? Am I a chick? What do I care? The back of your leg, friend, we can see your underwear. Like, what a... Am I a chick? What do I care?

The back of your leg, too? There's all my underwear. There it is. That's my underwear. Should I pull mine out and sell it? Yeah, it's like, who would be... Could you imagine, like, someone screenshotting me and being like, Dude, your underwear!

Dude, it's like Lita in the WWF with the thong out. I'll take my pants off. We can just do this in our underwear. Boxer show? Yeah, this is a boxer show. Dave has WWF with the thong out. I'll take my pants off. We can just do this in our underwear. Boxer show? Yeah. Yeah, this is a boxer show. Dave has been doing all the promo shirtless. Yeah.

He's been having to retweet a bunch of shirtless Dave videos. Dude, I retweet it, and all the reply, like, my mentions are fucking destroyed by people being like, Dave, you're fat. Yeah, you're taking more than one bite, aren't you? Leave me out of this. Leave me the fuck out of this. He's admitted that he's getting fat. He can't do anything about it

because he doesn't work out. Yeah. Father time's undefeated. Can you just walk your way out of being fat? I've tried. Doesn't work. You saw me on the treadmill this morning. I was trying to walk my way out of it.

I did a mile today on the treadmill. 16 minutes. Nice little pace. It's casual. Are's casual crawling i'm with your brother that's not good i'm with your brother fucking you know getting the blood going little walk why not what was the setting like stroll yeah it was no it was four okay four miles an hour well that's kind of fast yeah i guess i i had started at like 3.7. That's why it took me 16 minutes, not 15 minutes. I was on 2.5 when I was on there.

I was on the incline now, but still, 2.5 is not fast. Yeah. Don't even realize you're working out. Just get the blood going. Did you find that Johnny Cueto thing, TJ? He posted his dead horse. It was so fucking funny. Also, the Chris Kamen.

You guys remember the Chris Kamen picture with his horse? The horse had the biggest cock ever and just did a big piss. Really? Yeah, and seeing a big dude on a horse is very funny. Oh, yeah. Like a large, large man. When Chris Kamen had hair, it was hilarious, dude. Yeah.

He looked like Canelo's horse. Yeah. He had that stringy hair that kind of came across his face. Have you guys ever been on a horse? Yeah. I love riding horses. Yeah. He had that stringy hair that kind of like came across his face. Have you guys ever been on a horse? Yeah. I love riding horses. Yeah.

I'm a fucking horse rider. Large? Oh yeah, here we go. What was it? Deathly allergic. Look at this. Oh, I knew that from medieval times.

John Grado. Why did he post this? Holy shit. Oh man. What is the translation? We will miss you. We will miss you. He was just like, yeah, here's my here's my fucking horse

yeah showing like a picture of a dead person in a casket being like we will miss you that's a dead horse what about the good times two pictures of it dead on the ground what's around its neck did they fucking kill it that's so fucked

it does look like a noose probably a little like What's around his neck? Did they fucking kill it? That's so fucked. It does look like a noose. It's a noose, yeah. Yeah. Did they fucking lynch his ass? Probably a little, like, leash, makeshift leash. Have you been on a horse, Robbie? Never, no. Dude, you gotta get on a horse.

I feel scarred from the ending of Full House. I didn't even know Full House ended. What happened? The youngest daughter goes on a horse. She falls off, and she forgets the entirety of the show. Is that how they ended Full House? Yeah. And then at the very end, she gets her memory back.

She's like, oh, I remember all the good times again. It's a weird ending. It's not good. And it scarred me a little bit as a kid. That's dumb as hell. Yeah. It was a bad one. Oh, his horse's name was Popeye.

That's fucking rules, too. Johnny Cueto. There's a fighter in Bellator named Aaron Pico, very good fighter, and he has a horse named Canelo because of Canelo. He got him into horse. Wow. That's pretty cool. Canelo doesn't breed his horses. He doesn't sell to breed

to stud them, and he doesn't race them. His horses are just pets. That's what I want. I think that's way doper. Just have a horse to ride around. You want to race them? I would like my horse to race and go really, really fast. I like a horse for vibes. I want my horse to go really, really fast and win me a lot of money.

That would be fun. Have you ever owned one? Like a syndicate thing? No. Dave obviously does. He owns parts of some, and then I was offered and I talked to him about it. He's, it's just a total waste of money. Like, he likes doing it, but he also says that, like, he knows that he won't get the money back. Right. So it's like, and the problem is, if I'm watching a horse, if I'm, like, betting on horses, like, if my horse races, I would bet on it, and I've already bet on it because I'm owning it.

Yeah, you double. And then it will lose, and it's like double loser. But if you get that win and you're in the winner's circle. Yeah, he got the picture. You know what I mean? Bob Baffert. He had the picture with, I think it was Oklahoma. He did, it was him, Zahn, Frankie Borelli.

Oh, okay. Standing in the winner's circle. All-time picture. Yeah, that picture is a classic. Dude, but the thing about having someone else race your horse is like another man's riding on your horse. That's true. That's a real cock move.

That shit is a little bit, and like a little tiny-ass man. A little petite man. A little petite man who can't even fucking eat two cheeseburgers. Like a fucking thin-ass man, dude. Fucking tiny dudes riding around your horse no thank you if i ever had horses i would just want to ride them myself on my property and no one else sits on them no one gets to touch them not even large gets to pet them you know there's tons of wild horses in america i was in the outer banks last weekend and there's just

uh groups of wild horses just on the beach that's's cool. That's very cool to see, yeah. Hypothetical, Large, you go to Canelo's farm and he's like, I want you to pet my horses. And you bitch slap one of his horses. Do you think you'd die? Yeah. It's kind of a thrilling thing to think about, just be like, crack!

Fuck you, horse! I was in the gym with his son and he's got like a little infant uh son like you know and the kid wraps his hands like eddie reynoso wraps his hands before and it's very cute but everybody cuts this kid a wide berth because if you knock him over and he hits his head on a spit bucket or something yeah you're fucking done yeah i'm highly allergic to horses what you said that earlier that earlier. I thought you were joking. No, this is for real. Yeah. Like, my dad was a farmer, like, rode horses to school back in the day.

And I'm, like, so we went to Medieval Times together, Robbie, and a couple of, like, Clem and Joey Langone and all that stuff. And as soon as those fucking doors closed, I swell up like a tick. Really? Yeah, so I had to. You're sneezing like crazy. Damn, dude. Yeah, yeah. So I had to be all medicated at Canelo's house until we got to the cost.

Like, every time a horse would even come over to our section, they put us in the front row, of course. Canelo's going to take that as disrespect to his horse. That's what I'm saying. I will have to do big-time drugs. Antihistamines. You can't say that to him. You can't go, like, I'm allergic. Allergia.

Oh, dude, I might tell Canelo. No, you tell me. Dude, I might fucking break the news to Canelo. Fucking Creed III is going to be the best. Do you know the culture, particularly in Saratoga, with the jockeys hanging around? The jockeys are the most popular people in the singles bars. Because girls know just by what they do for a living, they're just fucking fantastic in the sack. Really? They're built to fucking.

They're riding. They ride for a living. Sometimes you pull a hammy or give me a second. You know what I mean? They never do that. Yeah. They're just. They ride for a living. All they do is, you know, like sometimes you pull a hammy or give me a second. You know what I mean? Like they never do that. Yeah. They're just bred to breed. Imagine being jockey size and not being a jockey.

That would suck. Like not making it. What? You're not jockey. Not me. We know some smaller people. I know a guy. I don't even think Spider's jockey size.

You're going Zah. No, Zah's definitely's jockey size. What? You're going Zog. No, Zog's definitely not jockey size. No, Zog's too big. Zog's a fucking He's a dense man. He's a thick monster.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zog's got a fucking ass on him. Yeah, oh my god. Zog would break a horse. Yeah. Sitting on dubs. That is a great picture.

Who are the other guys? Who are the other guys on the fringe? Are those other investors? Yeah. Is my boy soaked? It's got to be from Champagne. And that guy on the left is just like he's holding on for dear life with that little patch of hair on top.

It's the bonehead hair. What is he doing? Dude, I was showing Spider a picture. I was like, you know who sings this song? We were listening to the radio yesterday. I was like, it's Coolio. And he was like, I've never seen Coolio. And we looked up Coolio.

Old man Coolio. Remember Coolio's hairstyle? Old man Coolio held on to the hairstyle. So he just had patches on the side and like the wiry hairstyle. It was fucking preposterous. That was the greatest move Hulk Hogan ever made was just going strictly to the bandana. You know what's so crazy? When you think back, like two of the biggest wrestling stars of all time,

Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage, rocked the skullet. Yeah. People don't talk about it enough, how impressive it was that they got to the level that they were at with the hairline that they had. Yeah, the Larry David hair. That's a lot of balls to go out in.

Yeah, incredible. But yeah, they were just whipping ass with it. They were taking names. Speaking of which, should we spin the wheel? Because one of us might have to shave their heads. Oh, yeah. Yeah, large. We also got to make a parlay today for the wheel that was 0-3 last time, last Friday, week one. So how do we make the, oh my god, that was not a lot of dry on that wheel. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, shit we make the... Oh, my God. That's not a lot of dry on that wheel. Jesus Christ.

Oh, shit. This is bad. Would you guys really shave your heads? Yeah, one of us would have to. One of us would have to. Not two? Yeah, we... I don't have to because it's my punishment.

Me doesn't have to. If we hit shiny bald here, we'll have to spin it on Monday when everyone's together. Yeah, yeah. And we are doing a fast on Monday to Tuesday. I know that hit yesterday. Dude, and I think I'm going to the Eagles game on Monday night. So I'm going to have to fast at the fucking stadium. I'm going to have to be at a birds game.

No chickies and peets. No yanks. And you're going to have acrylic nails. Yeah, you're getting nails, right? You should get Eagles nails. Get Eagles nails. No, wait. I have this wedding this weekend.

I have a wedding. I got to do it the following week. That's right. That's right. We decided. So it's Monday, whatever, the 19th, I think. Oh, yeah, yeah. I have a wedding. I got to do it the next, the following week. That's right, that's right. That's right. We decided, so it's Monday, whatever, the 19th, I think. Yeah, yeah.

You will be walking into the Yaks studio with acrylic. So how long do you got to wear them for? Five days. Do you have nails for Popunk? I think,

I'm going to get them off on Friday. Maybe you should get, like, black and pink, like. That's what I said. I need, because if you have acrylic nails,

it looks way more fucked up unless you have the whole outfit that goes with them. If I was wearing this, like, just like basketball shorts and acrylic nails, it looks way more fucked up unless you have the whole outfit that goes with them. If I was wearing this, just like basketball shorts and acrylic nails, I'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with that guy? This feral human being. That's what I want. Yeah, I was pissed when I found out. That's why I threw shiny bald on there.

I was like, oh, fuck me? All right, spin it. Spin it, TJ. Oh, man. These donuts are so good. So good? They're good? Nice.

Uh-oh. So sugary. Uh-oh. Oh. Wow. Nice, nice. Woo! Wow, we need to reset in the worst way right now.

Jesus Christ, dude. Monday's going to suck. Holy shit. What is that? So someone else is going to get acrylic nails too? Yeah, no, I said that should just stay on because it's funny as fuck. Because it's the meanest thing. It's so funny.

Like if just periodically, like every couple months, someone just showed up with acrylic nails. That's very funny. The one person that doesn't have to shiny bald is Kate, but I want her to shave half of her head. Like I want her to do the Skrillex. Something that'll still make her, because they were like, do the Karen haircut.

And it's like, I think Kate could pull off the Karen haircut relatively easily. I wanted the half-shaved Skrillex haircut when I was like, why not? My sister refused to give it to me. My sister was like my hairdresser because she went to school for that stuff. And she just said, no way.

Probably dodged the bullet. Probably dodged the bullet. Itged the bullet it would be it'd be so great though you know for pictures looking back it'd be so funny were you doing it to be funny though no i thought it was like to be punk rock yeah yeah yeah it's hilarious especially because skrillex like is a dj he's not even like he doesn't like live a punk style punk lifestyle but he was he was in like a hardcore band oh yeah i forgot that yeah Yeah. That's fucking nuts. What happened to Skrillex? He's still going. Yeah? Yeah. He's just

a dubstep god. You know who else is still going? Oh my god, is that Mark? Oh, jeez! Right by the Hennessy tent. And he does not know anyone is watching him, dude. He has no idea that he's literally doing it just for pride. Well, during the press conference... Oh, it is?

Yeah. Today? Happy Mexican Independence Day. I wrote down a bunch of stuff that happened on this day. Okay. Go, Robbie. Robbie's prepared as hell. Yeah, I did make some notes.

Today is actually golf's first hole-in-one ever recorded. Today in, like, 1886. How do we know that's real? First one recorded. i feel like anyone could have made that that's like the jokes that like jokes didn't in hey it was tom morris eighth hole prestwick scotland um steve jobs named interim ceo of apple 97 on this day okay interim kate bush releases hands of love that has uh the stranger Things running up that Hillsong on it. Oh, that's a good song.

I like that. That's an old song? I thought that was new. Kate Bush was huge back in the day. Really? And that's a chart topper this summer. Yeah. It went higher this summer than it ever did back then.

That's nuts. I thought it was a new song. Yeah, no. This is the worst summer for music that I've ever experienced in my lifetime. It was good for pop punk music. You think it was? The biggest song is from 1985. There's no song of the summer, huh?

It didn't happen. Or maybe a Harry Styles song or whatever, but he's spitting on people. Dude, there was no... There's nothing better than knowing the song of the summer in early May, and you're like, yeah, this is going to rock. Watch this. Yeah, watch this. Going to bars and just hearing this happen.

The Force Unleashed, great video game, was released in 2008 on this day. Wait, what was that? Star Wars, The Force Unleashed. Yeah, you tried to sneak that in. And then some births. The Force Unleashed? Yeah.

On what? On PlayStation? PlayStation 3, Xbox 360. Was it good? The PlayStation version wasn't as good. It was very good. You, good. It was very good. You, you. It was very good.

But like, were other people saying it was very good? Yeah, yeah. It was beloved. And happy birthday to Nick Jonas, Mark Anthony, Amy Poehler, Metro Boomin, and BB King. Rest in peace. And All Business Pete. And All Business Pete. All Business Pete's birthday today.

Which Mark Anthony? J-Lo's husband or the Roman conspirator? J-Lo's husband. Turned 53 today. Really? Yeah. Wow. Unbelievable.

He's my favorite. Mark Anthony? Of those two Mark Anthony's. I like the other guy. The co-conspirator. What did he do? It was him, Caesar, and some other dude. And they were booing back in the day.

Oh, yeah, it was Brutus. Mark Anthony was the general. He was out in the field. Brutus. Backstab. Mark Anthony, the guy who banged Cleopatra? Oh, yeah. Yes.

And Cleopatra wasn't hot. Yeah, there was the coins that came out of her, and she looked horrific. She was mid. Yeah, there was like the coins that came out of her and she was horrific. She was mid. Yeah. You think that Cleopatra was smoking the way they talk about Cleopatra. Helena Troi was the one though. I gotta see a picture of Helena Troi.

But from the movie Troi, she looked hot as hell. Great movie. I thought that was a sneaky great movie. Brad Pitt. Really good. Yeah, that's a true epic. Yeah. Brad Pitt, Really good. Yeah, that's a true epic. Yeah. Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, who later showed his penis while he was wakeboarding with Katy Perry. Whoa. DJ, can we pull up his penis?

He's got a wrench. Was he showing his penis or was he paparazzi? I don't think it was hard, right? Paparazzi. It's like the Jeff Goldblum. Remember Jeff Goldblum's paparazzi when he was just fucking, he was just rock hard on a beach? Goldblum's dick is out there. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that.

Can we find that, TJ, and not show his dick, but like the blurred? Oh, it's a very funny photo shoot. It's just like someone, he's just. He's with a girl, right? He's with a girl. They're on like a private beach, and he's just fucking rock hard. Private beach, dude. Just being Goldblum. Justin Long was a guest

in the Barstoway office this week. Yeah, he hit on Stephen Chay's wife. Yep. I believe there was photos of him on a wakeboard or a boat or something with Amanda Seyfried with, you know, his... Justin Long and Amanda Seyfried? Yeah, his stuff in her hole's mouth.

The one that always makes you laugh. Actually, don't show Jeff Goldblum because that's kind of fucked up if it was paparazzi. Can you find the German dude, the G-O-E-T-Z-E, the guy who scored like the winning cup in the World Cup? I know exactly who you're talking about. And then like he went on holiday and just got done dirty by the paparazzi on a boat. Just fucking full boner that isn't that big and just like this is the other side of fame bro

yeah I like how you said he went on holiday yeah he went on holiday not vacation on his boat yeah they go on holiday for a whole fucking two months they do it right.

Yeah, they do. NBA players do that shit, too. They'll just, like, pop over to France, like, multiple times throughout a year. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. That sucks. That was right after he scored the game-winning goal in the World Cup. Bottom right.

Bottom right doesn't look that bad. No. No. No. Him, like, looking at it in the top left where he's like, what is this? It looks like he's, like, about to tape it down. But he's just rocking, like, he was just hanging out on his boat with his chick, just rocking the boner all day.

Yeah, good for him. The blood flow on this man must be insane. He should call a doctor dude that's too many hours of being rock hard like that we should maybe put Viagra on the wheel yeah Viagra on the wheel

that would be funny that would be very funny boner in sweatpants day everybody takes Viagra sit around and fucking yak that would be great Thanks, Viagra, that we didn't fucking sit around and fucking yak. That would be great. That would be fucking absolutely timeless.

TJ, you want to do the parlay now, too? So, yeah, how does this work? Because you guys did it last week. So every week on the Barstool Sportsbook, we'll have a boosted parlay. It's just over-unders. The wheel decides. I'm putting $1,000 on it every week for the boys. If we win,

we'll keep the money. If we lose, I'll just eat the loss. He spins this, and then we spin over-under. Then it's three games. It's just completely random. Last week, it went 0-3. This week, we were due to go 3-0. Yes.

You want to take off the Monday night game? Just because I know they don't like to do two days. Multiple days. Yeah, two days. Hell yes. Take off the Monday night game. Hell yes. And spin that shit, TJ.

Nothing like being out in Vegas, gambling out in Vegas. Yeah, I already put my bets in for tonight. Feeling good. You won last night, so you don't have put my bets in for tonight. Feeling good. You won last night, so you don't have a case. Big. All right. Awesome. Seahawks 49ers.

That was a crazy game last night. I walked away being like, oh, yeah, the Chargers won. Because they won. It felt like it. Yeah, I was like, why is Mahomes doing media right now? He was talking to Fitzpatrick after. I was like, oh, yeah, no, they won. You said the whole stadium went silent

because they all had... They all had minds because Kansas is legal now. Although, yeah, no, it's in Missouri. It's right there, though. It's right on the border, yeah. Kansas City, the stadium's in Missouri. Missouri's legal. Missouri's legal? Yeah, because that's why, with the racetrack,

they said they would lose people because people people go to Missouri to do sports better. Yeah, that makes sense. Interesting. All right, so Seahawks, 49ers. I'm hoping for the under. Yeah? Actually, I'd trust the wheel. Over.

All right. Let's pick one. Over it is. Yep. And again, we'll have a boost in the Barstool Sportsbook. It was a nice little boost last time. Yeah, it was a nice little boost. All we've got to do is hit like one or two.

You know? We could be in the money. Yeah, it's just, you know, it's the blood flowing a little bit. Something for the yak. Something to call our own. A little kosher. Texans-Broncos. Okay, I wouldn't have cared about this game that much.

Nope. That game's going under. You think? Yeah, I know. Well, the wheel will tell you. I know. Maybe we should offer both. Maybe we should offer the reverse wheel, too.

What the hell is a reverse wheel? What the hell are you talking about? We offer the parlay, and if you offered the reverse of it last week, you would have won. Oh. Do you believe in the wheel or do you not? We offer the parlay, and if you offered the reverse of it last week, you would have won. Oh. Do you believe in the wheel or do you not? Made the wheel? Yeah.

We'll see. Let's give the wheel a couple chances to prove its merit. What is a reverse wheel? A square? All right, so we got two overs. Is that right? Two overs, yeah. Two overs.

Uh-oh. I don't like these picks, buddy. I know. Yeah, the wheel had the Bears 49ers over. Fertile. Oh, my God. Was it locked in at a number before they knew? Yeah, it was like 40 and a half.

It was like, what the fuck? It went down to 37. Man. Tough. Commander? Oh, man. We got the three worst games. Yeah, we did. But it gives you a reason to read all these games. Holy fuck. three worst games. Yeah, we did.

But it gives you a reason to watch these games. Holy fuck. Yeah. You can figure out how to watch these games. Oh, man. You really never know with the freaking wheel. The wheel is just fucking us. It's got a mind of its own, this sentient-ass wheel.

All right, under on that game. Okay, over, over, under. So check it out on the Barstool Sportsbook under exclusives. I'll tweet it out too. Dude, I look forward to legally purchasing some marijuana while I'm out here. Planet whatever is the biggest dispenser. We drove by it the other day. It's a fucking warehouse.

It's huge. Really? Yeah. Love that. Bob, you gave me the look like you were going to the dispensary with me. I would indulge. Of course, legally. Legally.

Legally? Why not legally? Why not? That's what I say. Is that dude still waving the flag down there? Oh, yeah, I got it. That guy is so patriotic. There he is. We're still two hours away from this weigh-in.

I can't believe that he's not absolutely shredded with the amount of work he does. He does have a broad back. He's on his way, yeah. He's using his hips, too. Yeah, he is. That's a full-body exercise right there. He must love Canelo. He must love being from Mexico.

Mexico is sweet, though. There's a lot of cool stuff going on all over Mexico. Especially today. This is like the big day. Mark Anthony's birthday. Yes. People think that Cinco de Mayo is a big ass, but that's just the Battle of Pueblo, right? Yeah.

Same thing with St. Patrick's Day. Nobody celebrates it in Ireland. You know what I mean? Like, it's just one of those things. They have a little parade, right? Yeah. But there's more, like, American culture to go crazy over it. Like, I remember when Conor launched Proper 12, he came to Boston to, like, advertise it on St. Patrick's Day

because he said the parade was way bigger than Ireland. Yeah, Ireland, they don't give a fuck. Dude, there's only 8 million people in Ireland. Is that true? Tiny, yeah. But there's, like, 65 or 70 million Irish people throughout the world. That's Long Island. We lost, I mean, during the potato famine,

I think so many people had emigrated out. You know what I mean? Yeah. We lost, like, an unprecedented amount of citizens. Seamus lost his farm? What town is your... My dad's born in Cork. My mom's born in Dublin.

Okay. Half of my family's from Tipperary, which I think is right in the middle. I think so too. Dude, you know what I heard when I was over there in Ireland? That they're not calling it a famine anymore. They're calling it a genocide. Yeah. Because it was, like, completely based on the British people hoarding and, like, not spreading the food around.

Like, there was enough food, but they would, like, hoard and, like, guard the food so the British people could get it. And it was completely avoidable. But they're not calling it the potato genocide, are they? You can't call it the potato genocide. Yeah. The penicide? Yeah, the penicide. Makes it seem kind of fun.

Yeah. Sounds like penis a little bit. Sounds like a cool drug. Penicide. Let's get fucked up on some penicide tonight. Oh, my God, dude. I would fucking love some penicide. Just one hit of penicide and you're good for the night.

I know. That's why we got to go to the dispensary. I know someone that OD'd on penicide. Oh, yeah. Careful about fentanyl and penicide. Dude, I'm not touching alcohol or cigars tonight because I'm trying to be fresh tomorrow. I want to have a fresh night. But you'll smoke.

I'll smoke. This is Ben Mintz sobriety. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Ben Mintz sobriety. See that picture of him where he's like, still no sugars, no carbs. Oh, yeah. When we went to the dead and company at City Fields, he was like, yeah, I'm, you know,

sober, whatever, five years. Like, I'm proud of him. And then someone's like, anyone want mushrooms? He's like, yep. I was like, wait. And then he's like smoking. I was like, okay, yeah, whatever, five years. I'm proud of him. And then someone's like, anyone want mushrooms? He's like, yep. I was like, wait. And then he's smoking. I was like, okay, yeah. Whatever works for you. Speaking of getting high,

can I pitch you guys a high idea I had for the Yak? A high idea? Recently went to go see Clerks 3 this week, and it was a Fathom Events screening. Have you ever seen the Fathom Events thing? No, no. What's that? It's like they own a distribution

throughout all movie theaters, like 2,000 movie theaters. Okay. They played a little advertisement, like, you could play your movie, or your conference thing. They'll show operas in, like, a movie, in case you don't want to go to the opera, you can see the movie theater. Exactly. So I was thinking, like, if Barstool made a movie, I bet people would go for it. Oh, for sure.

Really made a low-budget movie, and the first thing that came to mind for me was a yak horror movie. Oh, like Saw? Yeah, Attack on the Yak, where it's one person is dying at a time per wheel challenges, or someone's torturing the yak in some way with a wheel. Whoa. So I want to, at some point, get this out there.

I like it. Threat-level, midnight-style, get this out there. I like it. Threat level, midnight style, low budget horror movie. Scream type shit. Attack on the Yak. I mean, I'm in favor of doing like a Death Wheel. Yeah. But in real life. Yeah.

Yeah, why don't we just make this a documentary? We could do it in real life. Damn, I mean, I tell Caleb like once every six months that he should make a movie. He definitely has the, like his longer videos, he just has the wherewithal to be able to make a fucking banger of a movie. Yeah. It's also just being like, hey, you should do a bunch of work. No, but he could do like Zach Galifianakis, his Between Two Ferns movie.

That was great. Where it's like it works Sunday conversation into a larger movie. Totally. Or like how- The improv that you work a storyline in. That was great. Where it's like it works Sunday Conversation into a larger movie. Totally. Or like how. The improv that you work a storyline in. Yeah, right. When Sacha Baron Cohen made all his movies, like Borat and everything, it's just like, it's like skits that are kind of woven together.

Yeah, right. They did that well, the Eric Andre movie. Yes, dude. Yes. It could be some shit like that where he. He definitely should. Or he just is so good at editing. Like he can make an edit

like incredible that i mean i think that's like something that barstool should like how do we how have we not made a movie like a joke funny movie made for four stoolies with like barstool shorts level inside yeah we're building up towards doing a feature-length uh smoke show uh with tommy smokes we're gonna do oh i thought you meant like a feature-length like just like shots of like a girl in a bikini yeah that'd be cool but we want to go to aruba with ben mince for it so we're trying to like build up the budget to uh to get the feature-length film going but it's a great idea did you see that ben mince tiktok that he just like i don't know know if he just didn't know how to work TikTok. Do you have that, TJ?

You posted it. Someone posted it last night. Was it like a stitch? He like stitched it? It wasn't. You couldn't hear him. He's the gift that keeps on giving. I cannot get enough of him.

He's the best. Audio by Jack McCarthy. It was, yeah. Yeah, exactly. It was like, what's happening here, Mince? Didn't Francis write something about, didn't he write a screenplay

about Barstool? He was trying to, he was pitching a TV show. Like The Office, but Barstool. Right, right. Also sounds like a great idea.

Yeah. Yeah. And Michelangelo kind of made a movie, right? With Frank, yes. Yes. Well, he made, if I understand it correctly,

he made a documentary about the making of a movie that doesn't exist. I like that. This is Ben Mintz's. Working on a Sunday. They say Sunday is the day of rest, but Jesus wasn't that swole. He's getting his mind right. We got Hank here. Football season's coming up.

We need these guys to be an impeccable force. I just can't hear anything he's saying. Getting some work in on a Sunday. They say Sunday's the day of rest, but Jesus wasn't that swole. Mitch is getting his mind right. We got Hank here. Football season's coming up. I feel like he hits send and he's just like another banger, man.

And it was. Yeah. And he was exactly right. Danger made. And it was. Yeah. And he was exactly right. Dying to know what he was talking about. Always wondering. I'm really excited for the new Big Screamin' Honkers edition. Francis and just Francis and Ben Mintz. Oh, is that who's on?

Wait, so Francis is on which team? Big Screamin' Honkers. Wow. We replaced Coley with Francis. Yeah, Francis and Mintz. Those two are diametrically Francis. Yeah, Francis and Mince. Those two are diametrically opposed. Oh, my God.

That'll be very funny. Different ends of the spectrum. Watch them. Oh, wow. Here we are. Wow. The new Big Screamin' Honkers. That was yesterday? All three of you do.

Yeah, don't they all look... Yeah, they all look photoshopped. They're all facing a different camera. That was, in fact, a real picture. Francis is facing two. That does look photoshopped. They're all facing a different camera. That was, in fact, a real picture. Francis is facing two. That does look photoshopped. Damn. Francis back in the office.

He's there at like 8.30 in the morning. Yeah, he was wearing a fucking pirate shirt. Yeah. I want a t-shirt, Francis. It's a great story that he's back. It is a great story. Yeah. A story of triumph.

I only have three text messages from Dave since I started working here. I've been working here for four years. One of them was like, I can't do rough and rowdy. Can you this weekend? When we went to Fayetteville that time. That was the first one I ever got from him. One was, who's fighting this weekend? It was before I had to do something for a fight.

The other is, Francis is fired. He liked that because we had to go on radio the next day. Yeah. Like, we kind of broke the story. And I don't send anything back to him because he never, you know, answers back. It's not like two-way conversation. Oh, wow. So you just have three.

It's like an alert system. What about when he asked who was fighting? You just didn't even answer that back? I give him all that. Like, if he asked me for something specific, I'm like, I'd say, oh, I'm so excited you asked, and I gave him, like, all that shit, you know? But the Francis one, I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah. Are you guys

going to do anything? I'm hoping. I mean, like, everyone's like, oh, bring back breakfast. We don't have a radio station anymore, and we don't have Willie, but... Yeah, but just go in at 7 a.m. every day, just... Yeah, just talk. Yeah, I mean, I would love... I miss doing stuff with him, legitimately.

I thought he was the most talented guy around, and so I'm looking forward. But we haven't spoke about doing anything except to do the Twisted History, so we're going to do

the Twisted History of Arsenal Breakfast. We're going to do it in the radio room. Oh, nice. We're going to get all banged up for two hours with Patty and Jet Ski and Zah.

Is Willie going to come back for it? Willie, I had put out the invitation, and he said it's just a little bit sensitive because somebody got in trouble for being on a podcast without asking, so I think he was trying to let it cool down a little. Got it. I understand 100%, because he's doing Mad Dog Radio. Yeah, Morning Men.

Yep. Gaz said he saw Willie this past weekend. He looks awesome. He's lost a ton of weight. Willie's back below his playing weight. Wow. Really? Yep.

God damn. Yeah, he looks great. What a beast. Two kids now and stuff. Yeah, he's a fucking, he's a monster. You still live near him? No, you moved. No, no, I'm still, well, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I just moved to the other side of town, so I'm actually closer to Willie now. I'm like less than a mile from him. We see each other, you know. Nice. Quite a bit. Maybe too often. Yeah.

How are the peacocks? Oh, dead. His peacocks died? This has been a banner day for me. Learning things have died. Skrillex alive. Peacocks dead. What happened to the peacock?

Someone came in and killed him? Fox? I think he was saying foul play. He was having some problems with some critters on his land because Willie's land backs up a nature reserve. He's got a river that runs through. You've been to his house. Yeah, yeah.

So in the back of the property is that small stream and all that. So I gave him one of my paintball guns. So he used to come out in the morning like Tony Soprano, just open robe, pair of loose boxers, and maybe cock out barefoot. And he was just like trying to shoot fox and geese and all that stuff with this big paintball gun that I had had. It's a bizarre type thing to see. Did he ever get a pool? Yes, he put the pool in. Nice.

And it's kind of close to the house too, so we were over there the other day. He's awesome. And his wife's in a reality show. Yeah, that's right. Real Housewives, right? Well, it's the Real Housewives of Mississippi. It's called like Southern Bells. Yeah. Is it going to be on Bravo? No, it's on the Housewives of Mississippi. It's called, like, Southern Bells.

Yeah. Is it going to be on Bravo? No, it's on the OWN network. Oprah. Oprah, yeah, yeah. So they'd filmed for a couple months. It's out now. Aikisha is her name.

We got to check that out. If it was on Bravo, I'd be fucking locked in. I know what every one of these women at Bravo order for their drink order. That's how much I watch these shows. They're fucking... Catherine from Southern Charm gets a Jack and Coke. Drap me up. Dorit gets a, she'll have a vodka and soda with four oranges and a small glass. Let's go, Robbie.

Let's go, Bob. Come on, Bobby. Let's go, Octo. Let's talk a little about the fight. Yeah, we should. And can you guys fill me in on some of the undercard stuff? Because tomorrow we're going to be doing a pre-show. Right, yes.

Four of us will be doing a pre-show. And Big Cat, you're going to... I'm going to stop by. Yeah, stop by. I think Caleb will be part of it. Jack McCarthy is currently trying to boost the odds for it. So that's what I'm doing for the Barstool Sportsbook. So how many fights do we have? Four?

So you guys have at least four. Sometimes they'll press one up, depending on how quickly it goes. So you'll definitely have Ali Akhmedov. He's a triple G disciple. Love it. And he fights on all the triple G cards. Very similar to that.

You know who he kind of reminds me of? Who's the Russian dude that beat up on your guy, McGregor? Habib. Habib, yeah, Habib. So he's like one of those dudes. Yeah, you've got to be more specific than a lot of guys that beat up on this guy. Right, yeah. But you know what I mean?

Like he has his disciples. You know what I mean? Like those disciples, Eastern European-like type dudes. So that's what Ali Akhmedov is going to be. So a lot of the fights are chalk because they don't really have to put together such a competitive undercard because they have such a big main event.

He's the guy to look out for. There's a young kid named Ammo Williams. Austin Ammo Williams. He's fighting an Englishman named Kieran Conway. Ammo Williams is a southpaw. I like that name. He's a heavy-fisted southpaw. Really? He hasn't been

doing a lot of press because he took some time off to get his mentals right. He was having some emotional issues or something like that. That's the only thing that sets off... I like that in a fighter, too. Mental health. Mental health. Teofimo Lopez was down that road. That's the only thing that gets me with him.

The real fight is Bam Rodriguez, Jesse Rodriguez. He's this super flyweight, so 115 pounds. Damn. He's got 115 pounds. Can you be named Bam if you're 115 pounds? I'll tell you what. Bam Bam? He would wipe you out.

Like, he'd wipe us out, you know, one at a time here. So he stepped up. You sure? Yes. That's kind of a low bar. I'd hope he would be able to. Right. If I fell on him and then you hit him.

Five different types of donuts in my mouth, right? How many of you think, like, if this entire room, so we have like three guys or four guys back there, if Canelo walked in and were like, you got to get out of here, do you think we'd be able to stop him? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You think that we'd be able to stop Canelo with this many people?

Yeah, because we could swarm. I've been in the ring with him a couple times. But I think we can. He doesn't punch that hard. Yeah, at least it can take. I think we could swarm. You think the four of us could swarm him? No.

I wrote down a question. Could I wait out Canelo and beat him in a fight at any point in our life. Like, is there a point where he's on his deathbed and I am in okay enough condition to hit him with a punch? How old are you? I'm 24. He's 32. No, you're too close in age. He's only 32?

Yeah. Oh, you're cooked, dude. Yeah, because think about it. If he's 80 or 72, like, he'll kick your ass. Yeah. He's 60 professional fights because he's been fighting since he's 15. Yeah. Damn, dude.

Yeah, you're chalked. Yeah. You have absolutely no chance. But if we, all of us, went at Canelo, we might be able to take him out, but nobody's going to want to be the one that goes straight on with him. You know what I mean? I'll go around his back and fucking try and ride him, fucking grab him in a little headlock or whatever,

but I'm not going to be the one that fucking charges up and gets the first punch. I'll fucking hit him with a Masvidal running knee. You will. Yeah, you will. In the kidney, maybe. I would just be like, hey, Canelo, largest allergic to horses, and he hates them. And I'd run out. And the second time I went into the ring for this last documentary we did, I told him he can't hit me in the kidney anymore. I just got out of the hospital the i went to the ring this for this last documentary we did

i told him he can't hit me in the kidney anymore i just got out of hospital the week before for the kidney stone and he was like no problem and when i was in there the second round i said but you're gonna have to hit me and do something he would tap me in the kidney it's so weird how these guys and i know that you've been in there with like professional athletes and you just see like that dichotomy but yeah yeah it's like when i I'm sitting there and he's allowing me to touch him with my jab, and then when I go to throw the big left hand, which isn't that big, the target is not there from when my hand left here to here, the target's no longer there.

Right. It's just embarrassing. Any professional athlete just watching them move, it doesn't even have to be the sport they play. You're just like, yep, they're just completely different than everyone else. Like the effortlessness of how they move or how they throw is just like, oh yeah, fuck. Yeah. They're fucking insane.

So chalk on your picks for Ali Akhmedov. Sounds like a parlay, bro. Yeah, for Ammo and for Bam. And Ammo might be the only one that I could see maybe his head's in the wrong place and maybe get a little bit of an upset. And then the main event... I think I'm going to take Triple G. You like the value.

The value's crazy. I feel like Triple G has slowed down though. Well, yeah, he's 40. Do you think this is the last time he fights? What's that? Probably not. Last time he fights? No, that? Probably not. Last time he fights? No, no. So if Triple G at 40 can still ring a register, back down

probably at middleweight, unless his body won't let him lose 8 pounds anymore at the age of 40. I've been telling everyone this might be his last fight to try to push 8 pounds. He could retire him. Triple G's trainer is a guy named Jonathan Banks. He was a heavyweight fighter for a while. to push in. They could retire him. Okay, yeah. Yeah, like, Triple G's trainer

is a guy named Jonathan Banks. He was a heavyweight fighter for a while. And Jonathan Banks had his eye pushed in. So I don't think you can see

out of one of his eyes. Jonathan Banks is the type of guy that could throw a towel. He won't let Triple G die on his shield. Whoa. So there could be

a corner stoppage. Changed his corner in between Canelo fights, too, right? Yeah. Well, yeah. And then, since the last Canelo fight, G has fought four times. The second one was the controversial one, right?

First one was the controversial card that brought up the draw. Right. Adelaide Bird card, which was 118-110. It was disgraceful. The second one was close fight, 115-113 either way. They gave it to Canelo and people were angry about it. So these weren't blowouts on either side. This shouldn't be a blowout too.

I think this does have the potential to be the best out of three fights. And they both love to fight. It's not going to be a defensive, like, they like to throw. I am on the verge of being Robbie. Canelo cannot lose two in a row. No. If I get close to superstar

Robbie, I'm not shitting on you, but right? Why does it always come back to this? Like, look at this. Look at these punches being thrown. Don't you see the similarities? Yeah. No, I see the similarities. I'll tell you what.

It does suck to lose a couple in a row. Yeah. The flight back from Vegas after a loss isn't fun. No, this would be bad. The flight back from Abu Dhabi after a loss is even worse. You're going to have to get on with the Big Bang Jang again. I know. I wish Big Bang was on

this card. He might be here, though. Only bet I won. Yeah, he won't be on the card, but he might be in the building. Yeah, and we do have a bunch of new... We got our technology figured out so the broadcast will be smoother. We have the ability to do interviews and tape them so we can run them after the fight. It's going to be great.

It was a fun broadcast last time. Yeah, it was. It was very fun. But it was also, you know, there was some learning out processes. We couldn't hear you guys. Now we'll be able to hear you. We'll be able to kind of communicate. It'll be bigger, better. More synchronicity. You've got to get an interview with Mark Davis tomorrow.

Totally. That would be incredible. We saw him walk by with all those. Baddies. Yeah, yeah. A lot of baddies. Yeah. It was, yeah, he was crushing it.

Big Mark Davis. Is there any chance of, like, what if I wanted to bet on Canelo, but I just don't want to bet, like, that he's going to win? Like, are there any other, like, knockout or, like, stoppage? That's the only thing, like, picking rounds. Like, you can pick rounds. What would you say, though? So I have Canelo going the distance,

and they're going to boost those odds on the sportsbook. Jack had just told me. I don't know what they're boosted to just yet. So you can pick groups of rounds. You can pick an exact round if you feel like throwing a dart. But, you know, six to nine. Six to nine, maybe. Something like that.

All right, let's see. I'm going to pull it up. I think Canelo. Triple G's never been knocked down or knocked out. He's never touched the canvas as a fucking amateur or as a professional. Triple G's never been knocked down or knocked out. He's never touched the canvas as a fucking, as an amateur or as a professional. Triple G's never been knocked down, much less knocked out. Wow. That's changing this weekend.

So you can go. Canelo's knocking him down. I think Canelo 9th and 12th. Yeah, so you can go Canelo by KO, TKO, or DQ plus 160. Okay. If you want to bet Canelo, I think that would be... A smarter play than just going straight up Canelo. What's the draw?

Draw is $1,300. Imagine a fucking draw. I mean, sprinkle something on the draw, yeah, just in case. Yeah, I kind of... Keep Adeline Bird away from this fight. I think Canelo's going to win, but I just like plus $36 365 for guys who's fought him pretty much even the last two times. I don't know. Is Canelo, did Canelo lose a little something with the B-ball fight?

I don't know. He's fucking in a way because of Creed III. A little confidence. I tell you, when he lost to Mayweather, he came out against a guy named Alfredo Angulo, El Perro. He comes out with like a dog chain on and Canelo came out house on fire on this poor bastard. Angulo stood up for 10 rounds before Canelo

knocked him out, but he comes out with a vengeance after he loses fights. So I think it's gonna Triple G is a Russian who fights like a Mexican. He never backs up. He comes, you know, straightforward. So if you're gonna have like immovable object, irresistible force, I think it might be one of those fights where they fight in a phone book for the first two rounds.

Uh, phone booth, like, the first two rounds. Phone book would be sweet, too. Yeah, yeah. On a phone book. Like, don't take your fucking foot off. That'd be awesome. Yeah, that'd be real sweet. So DAZN pay-per-view. Go to DAZN.com. Tomorrow night, we're here. Yes, sir. Show the, show the, uh, show the arena.

DAZN.com, trilogy, D-A-Z-one.com Trilogy DAZN.com It's going to be an awesome night. There it is. We're very excited. There it is. I'm on stage tonight for the weigh-in.

Yes. Which we'll have some live stuff from the weigh-in that's happening in an hour from now. And there's the stage right there. The stage, yeah.

Go down to the stage. That's where we'll be. The drums on that stage are crazy. I don't know what that drum set is but they look sweet. Are they like hollowed out drums? Oh, yeah, look at that.

You see what I'm saying? Those drums. Oh, and they got the mariachis up there. Look at the little boys. Is that Cody? Concert toms. Is Cody down there? Is that Cody Lanza?

No. It looks like YP. Is that YP? YP's back. Y ip got hired by canelo oh all right so should we wrap up yes sir i need to eat some lunch no donuts for you i had a donut i had the fritter the fritter's incredible yeah this shit was a little whack take another whack but yeah thanks for reacting with this boy yeah thank you guys yeah thanks for having. And we'll be back in studio Monday. We got a lot of, we're going to do a fast. We got a,

we're going to get fucked by the wheel. Fasting for the Eagles game might kill me, dude. I'm Raiders Sunday night. You're going? Oh, Sunday afternoon. Yeah, I'm going to go.

Yeah, nice. I'll check out the new stadium. Raiders Cardinals? Yeah, yeah. Maybe you can start fasting on Sunday and break it on Monday. Yeah, maybe.

Could do that. Maybe. Could do that. All right, everyone. Thank you. Buy the fight. Could do that. Maybe. Could do that. All right, everyone. Thank you. Buy the fight. DAZN.com. See everyone tomorrow night.

Appreciate it. Appreciate everyone setting up the act. Take us out with our guy. Is he still out there? Yeah, just take us out with the guy waving the flag. Find this guy. Uh-oh. Where is he?

Where'd he go? Find the boy. Oh, are they about to unleash them in there like Black Friday? Actually, he's packed now. You ought to fill up that square quick. Where the fuck did he go? There was another one waving, but this guy was waving earlier. Oh, hell yeah.

Oh, he's got the better sombrero too. The sombrero's rocking. No Marvel shirt, though. No Marvel shirt though No Marvel shirt No Marvel shirt Alright we'll see everyone on Monday Buy the fight Saturday night

It's gonna be incredible It's his own pay per view See you then Get your straws, yeah, style and stay for a while It's the act It's the act It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shop We're doing Yankee Swap It's the act

It's the act We'll see you next week.