The Yak - Big Cat and Titus Are Back from The Sphere | The Yak 5-12-25

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

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Q-zips, polos, hoodiesodies joggers shorts row back comm promocode yak Hey everyone hey Look at him big cat Look at them They're not the sphere yeah, I know I wish one of you were the sphere yeah nothing to It's been two days you were the sphere yeah nothing to It's been two days outside of the sphere, and I'm Like a fish out of water. Yeah, I don't know what to do

It's just not be that fun. It was so mad. It was I disagree in oh much fun We had fun here. Would you would you open cards? I mean, this is your show too. Oh man. I wish wasn't I wish I was just in the Now that looks boring look at this Cool screen yeah, it looks pretty sick, huh? Wow that that that screen must be amazing. It's like a giant PowerPoint I guess yeah very Awesome, I guess. Yeah, very awesome. I guess you had to be there. I did, but you guys haven't.

You had to be there. The only thing that would make that better is, what, 12-minute songs that never end? Oh, yeah, one of those guys. I like it. It's coming from pure jealousy. It's really, I mean, I could have I could go on mute We mean I was just watching the yeah

The the graphics and visuals are so amazing is it was awesome Maybe you would you actually you would be a sphere guy you were a hundred you're like I just accepted him as one yeah No, but he could do it like he has it in him He's probably in his mind. Oh times. Yeah, I'm no but he could do it like he has it in him He's probably in his mind a few times. Yeah, probably I've done similar works. Yeah. Yeah, but I yeah, I could do that No problem. I would go to the dead. Yeah Yeah, listen to Dez I like it's I Feel like I could do that. Yeah

The rest of them know me and Brandon are doing Backstreet Boys. Yep. We're headed there. That's pretty sick Yeah, that is cool. I gotta say yeah, you guys are doing Backstreet Boys at the sphere You guys are actually doing it. Yeah in June of this year. Yeah. Oh It probably won't be as cool, but correct me if I'm wrong Is it better to have nosebleed seats get the full vids? It's like cuz we tightest sat in the 200 level Friday night I was down low and then I was up in the 200 level Saturday, and he was down low Yeah, it's like a it's like a preference like the visuals are better up high

But you also feel so far away from the band like when you're down low like we're on the floor on Saturday That looks pretty cool now It was cool to be like that close to the band And it's pretty fucking cool on the floor looking up and it just goes the floor like it feels like it's swallowed. Yeah. Yeah, it's sick man You guys awesome. Yeah, we touched. Did you like touch? How many did you rub high five high fives? Yeah. Yeah, is it like a this is awesome? Yeah We don't really talk yeah during the show we just we both live in our own bubble Yeah, but you guys people who talk during the show kind of ruin it and then the second the shows over they do we just go

That was fucking awesome. I do you guys have the same gauge of what is awesome like if something happens Do you both look at each other? Yeah? So awesome this is awesome That's I think that's it I think that's the our review to each other of both shows yeah that was fucking that was so sick that's all we say that's the only depth to you yeah are you gonna go back oh yeah duh how is the people beside you because that's important uh good no no no talkers like talkers do kind of ruin it. Yeah Don't talk I was getting judged by the group I was with because I had my eyes closed for half of the show on Friday

But I was seeing even better than this Was like you didn't even watch I was like oh I was one He had really good It was a good weekend you guys can go to this fear I don't I think I'll get sick for three and a half hours you experience ego death and yeah walk out of the sphere And you're like I'm better than everybody yeah, he goes right back. Yeah, what a what a bad experience Wander so happiest places are just like pure euphoria, and then yeah, you come out you're like no one understands Is there sphere hangover and his life? Oh definitely yeah, definitely definitely sphere. I was I was bummed that I woke up this morning

I was in real life. That's a shame. I was I was bummed that I woke up this morning. I was in real life. That's a shame I was like the airplane screen If I say even watch on it couldn't do it from best screen to worst screen. Yeah, yeah in all seriousness I do think the spheres like bucket list shit. It is I literally everybody what's on what's on par? It's unbelievable for how much it was hyped up. Yeah, and we went last year. Obviously. I was I was a little worried that It's been there done that in some sense. Yeah, not even close No, it was still like the first time I don't know like I can't wait till they announce I hopefully they do next year and I will I think next year might be the last year

So I'll probably have to try to do two weekends And it's also going to Vegas like especially when you have a show to go to is such a fun experience because you don't Like if you go to Vegas with no real plan You're gonna end up paying so much money at a club or losing all your money gambling It's like the day is basically so set where it's like alright. Just like go through the motions then sphere So did you gambling I did gamble a little okay? Um Got a cabana on Saturday. That was nice topless Kind of pissed because my wife didn't send me the pictures of the really good titties that came out later There were better titties came out. Yeah, she didn't fucking oh, which was wait. You saw the good titty. Oh, yeah

I was a topless. I watched the whole Celtics Knicks game on those titties. Yeah Yeah, so wait. There's a there's like wet titties. They were wet titties. It's a topless pool. What are we talking about here? At the win where I stayed there was a pool We got a cabana on Saturday and it was 21 plus topless you have do you have to be taught? No, no, no, but you I actually said that you need to do a better job because I saw some titties that weren't great Yeah, it needs to be like a going on a roller coaster You have to be this high to ride you have to be there needs to be like some dude in a triton You do she need should be standing. Yeah, you have to do or it

Yeah, you have to you have to stand in front of like a board and to do is like no put on Wow I'll actually put on more clothes is like no, put on this, actually put on more clothes. Come on. Come on. Come on. Like, this exists? Yeah. So you're just lounging in the cabana like this,

looking at tits. Yeah. But like, did you see any tits like do a jackknife into the pool? I saw wet tits. Like a can opener? Like somebody's, got you. I did.

I went to golf later and that's when the really good tits came out. That's when they came out, yeah. And I didn't find out until later when Titus and my wife were like, you see the really good tits? I didn't go to golf. Did anyone just say that? I stayed with the tits. Yeah.

Oh, and sunglasses too, so you don't have to be sly about it. Oh, no, you don't have to be sly. I didn't have sunglasses. But is there a diving board? Throughout the binoculars. They get out of Monocle. slightly. I didn't have sunglasses. But like is there a diving board brought the binoculars? They get out of Monocle. Yeah They're out for everyone. Yeah, but like could you go in the pool and play like you can mark? Oh boy with the tits Playing solo Marco

Wow, yeah, I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah. It was fun. Brandon you've been mum. Oh I'm sucking it in. Sounds fun. I do love tits. Could the sphere be bigger? Yeah.

They could get bigger. I'm excited for the future of like sphere type technology. We need more spheres. We do. I don't know why they haven't built another one. There should be one in every city. What about solo spheres? Like one for your home.

Ooh, now we're talking. Oh my God. Yeah? That's a great idea. Yeah, that's a really good idea. Would you? Just like a pod and the whole fucking thing is. Yeah.

Also, shout out all the stoolies. There was a ton at the concert and I don't think I did any good conversations with any of them my head was so full of mushrooms but it was we're due for some good pictures coming we took some pictures you're gonna be there was one guy who said to me on Friday night he goes did you take the nugs and I was like nah dude I just ate mushrooms like no no did you bet the nuggets? I was like sports huh? Oh like yeah, I need to see those

Was a good time though. Yeah, how was everyone so Friday was the show huh? Friday was oh wait Where they going they gotta go right next to Abu Dhabi? No, of course they get it No, it would be awesome. It was right across the street. Yeah. Yeah rivals years. Oh Man, they should open this in like an obscure like Midwest suburb. Yeah, Gary, Indiana. Yeah Titus was saying so the seats vibrate Like there's a drums in space portion of the show and the seats vibrate Titus was saying they were they played a song fire on the mountain Titus was saying that they had the scent of fire That's a fact that you were having a stroke

Yeah, stop when the song was over Yeah, yeah Yeah must have been some good mushrooms. Yeah, so you get help and scent. I believe that. Yeah. Must've been some good mushrooms Yeah, they were. Is like every band compatible with the sphere? I don't think so. Like what would Backstreet Boys be playing in the sphere? I'm concerned about that. I think it would still be cool, but it's I don't know I well I guess I don't know because I haven't seen. Yeah, none. Do the Backstreet Boys dance still? Yeah It's also different. I don't know if they need to As me it's gonna I would imagine too if you go to one of these shows they're all the exact same show where's the dead obviously they don't play

Any of the same songs night tonight? Yeah, so like you can go to multiple in a row Yeah, I mean it's probably cooler than like looking at the sky behind them. I bet you it's cool. Yeah Yeah, yeah, you guys are probably I would see like the savannah bananas there and the bananas are blowing up Crazy they did they did the Titans the backflip catch was impressive was it yeah? They can say they're the boys the boys are good. Yeah, no you're you're not taking that route. I think it's harmless fun, man But do you think it's entertaining? For a certain sect of people, sure. But are you in that sect? No. I think it's impressive. That was cool. That was impressive. Yeah people are mad because it's like the tiktokification

of baseball. I mean they're not not these guys wouldn't this is all It's also very funny because it's like the Harlem Globetrotters have existed for a very long time. This is just the baseball version Yeah, okay It's kids like it. It doesn't bother me. I mean Come on People are having fun. Let people have fun So we missed a lot on Friday, huh? Yeah, Friday was an ordeal. Are we worried that that because I want I

replied to one guy who was like, this is actually a really bad look for Barstool. And I was like, that you're right. People might figure out that mincey's a moron. Right? Yeah. So you got accused of saying something to mincy I got out well Let's just be honest here. I couldn't just out and out deny ever saying that about mince. Oh cuz you have oh yeah a lot Oh, yeah, daily, but you have live, but I don't you know I don't I've never said that word on camera with him No, did you call it in? life will comp oh That was about mincy at the live show. No, that was Bustin with the

boy. No, okay. That was the whatever their team name is. Got it. But that's the only time I've ever said it on camera. Now, if Mincy made me do a lie detector test, have you ever said it about me in private? 100% you have. Almost daily. Yeah. So I couldn't just out and out deny it, but I did when he was telling the story and he said there was a clip in the egg bowl, my brain was going, you didn't say that. Right. That time.

Right. You said, and I remember vividly what I said because about three hours after the stream, I texted him and was like, I mean, I'm sorry, I should not have said that. And it was the cross-eyed part. And I was like, I shouldn't have said that. But it was never what he said

But fine, whatever there's a thing about Barstool. I think there's a between the white lines thing, you know, we get on camera We say some things. Yeah, I don't carry it to other media organizations say hey, by the way, my guy at Barstool said this, right? There's a but mincy doesn't apply to any of that. Yeah, which brings which begs this question Not that that was the biggest media me, which begs this question. Not that that was the biggest media conglomerate of all time, not that that was the biggest conference that will ever be held. Why did we let Minzy go do it? Because everyone else said no.

Yeah, I said no. I said no. Yeah. But so that I think that's- We don't let Minzy have a live mic here. But I would like him to do more of these I would like him to be a son fuck you up And it's not like to okay before him the guy was talking about how a troll called him that yeah He has a son that has that disability yeah, and wait what happens. This is a thing wait

What two panels before there was a guy saying how the one time a troll really got to him was using that word Oh Son yeah So it was heartfelt segue so it's topical by mincy it was While the iron was hot Who's staying on on track called the call back yeah? What was the reaction in the crowd? Yeah, a lot of people like just kind of shrieked in their seats and looked around okay to laugh or not Said it so casually like he didn't put any emphasis on it. Yeah Brandon called me up

I kind of the reason why I don't condone it That mince he's such a moron, but I I do like that We kind of are keeping everyone off the scent by sending him to these things. It's like it's it's kind of like a Ben Affleck when he does the interview for Matt Damon and Good Will Hunting. We said Mincy and she's like who is this guy? I need an hour. These guys are profitable company. Ted X. But the comfort of having your job security being tied to how stupid you are has to be so freeing yeah but he can do anything and we're like he's an idiot yeah he's okay cuz he's stupid yeah

it's a first catch 22 yeah I mean that's it's the whack pack it's our certain whack pack like those guys part of what the barstool charm is you got to have the minces of the world who don't do anything but fuck up mm-hmm he needs to go to those things to let it out. He loves talking about himself. Right. It's the perfect place for him. I'm not even putting this in a mincy fuck up category.

I really am not. The best was after he was like, oh, man, it's like, he's like, yeah, I know, but I didn't say it. Brandon said it. Well. He was quoting. But I didn't say it. Yeah.

What do you call it? What's his catch? It's a chromosome 21. That's his catch 22. Yeah, he could never, yeah. The worse he is, the better. Yeah, yeah. He's getting stronger. Good system.

Yeah, that's like, yeah. It's, there he is. Imagine having him behind you during your son's MLB debut. Oh man. How did he become friends with this guy too? The guy's like 28 years old. He's not. Imagine having him behind you during your son's MLB debut Friends with this guy to the guys like 28 years old not what I think he may have walked down there He was with with the family saw the mom cry on Mother's Day. I think he bought nosebleeds and walked down. Oh So yeah, this is On the field two buddies, that's friends. That's friends. I Mean is every kid that got to meet John Cena friends with him. Yes, dude that those are his parents

Well that are they from cuz I was like, oh they must be from his hometown or something We're so happy to be there. Oh, yeah, they're all they're all good a nice spike on I mean, this is the this is the was it Mike Elko That's Mike Elko's support system right there Tim Elko no Tim Tim Mike Elko coaches Texas A&M. That's right. Yeah, yeah Tim Elko Yeah, he's got to have like his his mom his dad These are the important people in his life that got him to this moment on Mother's Day. Wait, so this was his first ever MLB?

Yeah, he had a home run. He had a home run. Best day of his life, easily. And Minzy was there. Do they cut to the parents in the broadcast and his mince there? Oh, that's a good question. I would like to see that.

Oh wait, is that Minzy's shot? Yes, I think so. Get outta here get out of here oh yeah right there with them oh there's mincy behind him jumping he's with the family he's inside the family he infiltrated the family oh man oh there he is oh oh that's so funny

He's good at what he does man special it's so smart it really is yeah, as you'll never forget that moment He's our mr. Bean. Yeah, yeah in a way. Oh What a moment though for the I Stephen texted me and was like all time moment. I tuned in. I was just like, of course this is happening. And of course he even screwed up the actual context of the clip. Everything fucked up the apology. Every, every what else did they talk about in their panel? I didn't see the other ones really. But no, but what did mincy talk about? Oh, they were just getting queued up questions like

how did you get your start? They asked a lot about our events like the mini golf, invitation one by Pizza Fest stuff like that. Got it. I want to know what advice Mincy gives to the... Yeah. Cause I imagine were there younger people there? Who attends these things?

Not really, no. Yeah. It was mostly 30 plus, probably like Because I imagine there were there younger people there that like who attends these things really no yeah It was mostly 30 plus probably like really people in the crowd And he said it was like program directors from around the country and like agents. Oh We have this Funny I thought this was for like young people and no it was like it was like 325 bucks a ticket yeah really expensive my point stands. I want to know what mincy tells like a 24 year old That's yeah, like breakthrough Yeah, what advice do you have I'm trying to because it can't be like keep working hard yeah

They asked him a lot about you know his incidents the rap lyrics oh they did yeah and what do you say I said before he he assumed like the whole crowd knew so they at one point that asked his biggest regret and he's like well I think we all know no we don't really let we get Ed down for his perspective? Yeah, I'll text Eddie right now. Oh, man. He's fucking this guy. Mincy's the man. He said the world was on fire around him,

but he was weirdly very calm the whole time. And he said he never thought he'd become a watch salesman, but there was a lot of things in his life he never thought he'd be. That's kind of inspiring. There was a lot of things in his life he never thought he'd be. That's kind of inspiring. There he is, his lofty roost.

He's spicing again. I believe he was a very good watch salesman. I think he actually sold quite a few of those for what it's worth. I believe it. I believe it. quite a few of those for what it's worth. I believe it. I believe it.

Hmm. Yeah, we all do. All right. Brandon? I'll text it to me. Just, you know. You forgive him? How was your weekend, Brandon?

It was good. My mom came up, she's up now. We went and saw her house that we'll be getting. Oh, nice. You said this is the first time she's had a house with a foundation since 2004. Yeah, she lives in a double Y trailer. So first time she'll have brick and mortar since 2004.

So sick. Yeah, it's going to be good. It's going to be exciting. So she's up now. She's applying. Actually, she has a job interview at 1 o'clock in Elkhorn, Wisconsin. Let's go.

And I said that's too far, but hopefully I can find her a job closer to the house. You told her. I told her she- The commute's too far? Huh? Brandon, what are you- You told her the commute's too far? She's 68 years old.

I willingly signed up for this. She's just coming- she's only getting a job because she wants one. I told her she didn't have to get one, but whatever. Eddie, we're talking about the summit. Can you give us... You're a hairless leg guy. Yeah. You got it off of her. Always been, yeah.

Just naturally? Yeah, just never shaved it. Jealous. I'd rather have that than my situation. What's your situation? When I was like eight I had the same amount of hair I do now so it was really weird and awkward Yeah, back hair. We're then or we're now We're then I feel like it was always a always a flex having a lot of hair as a guy not if you were a

Yeah, you don't know a hairy eight-year-old. No you're manly then dude No, I don't know that I've ever seen a hairy eight-year-old. No, you're manly then dude I don't know that I've ever seen a hairy eight-year-old My legs and arms were just covered in hair Yeah, hairy boys tiny and boy, it's gonna Ripley's believe it or not kid or that Guinness. It was the front page with the hair all over I don't have a lot of hair on my legs People always say I shave him and I have not a ton of armpit hair No, not really I do oh no chest. Yeah, I'm shaving in the shower. You're shaving your back here. Yeah

Oh damn White Sox Dave uses an extender. He has the Racer the razor did he mod it himself? I don't know where he got it from White Sox Dave uses an extender. He has the car Razors yes, did he mod it himself? I don't know where he got it from Gotta be looking crazy back there. He's doing it on yeah That's very funny Get my lower back Yeah, all right, so so how was the summit and how was like just tell us the vibe we basically We're still confused about the whole thing so

It was fine like it wasn't like a like like some type of barstool ambush or something Which you're kind of always worried about yeah, which that happened to me when I did the only time I've ever done one was like 12 years ago, and I got ambushed really yeah, what was yours? It was like a blog with balls 12 years ago and I got ambushed. Really? Yeah. What was yours? It was like a blog with balls summit and I just got ambushed.

They all. Ambushed how? Like I did a panel and they all were just like, well what about Guess That Ass? What about this? And like you post hot chicks. Yeah. I was just like, what?

All right. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, it wasn't like that. Okay. And Mincy asked me to do it. The guy, Mincy asked me. I think it asked you too, right? Yes, me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. OK. And Menci asked me to do it. The guy, Menci asked me. I think he asked you too, right?

Yeah, it's me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, sure. Like, that's not like, doing a panel with Menci in itself is kind of like intriguing, right? Right, absolutely. No. You don't think so?

I'd do enough with him. I mean, I guess. Well, the main reason I texted the guy and said I would do it if Menci wasn't doing it. Oh. Did you really? No. That's funny.

And he chose, he chose Mencius. He chose Men? Yeah. That's funny. And he chose Mincy. He chose Mincy. No, I'd already said no, but. So yeah, so we got there. We drove separately. Danny came with us. And before us was just another funny tidbits was the women's panel was before us.

So it was like Jen Lata, Layla, Annie Agar, and Mincy was, he's like, you would think he's, he's like Annie Agar's biggest fan. It was like a moth to a flame. Oh, that's so funny. It was like a moth to a flame. Yeah. I didn't know you're from Chicago. I come like come to the like whatever, you know. Oh, you invited her to the office. Yeah. Nice. Uh huh. He did. Cause she works at CHSN. Right. Uh huh. So So that was that and then we go on and you know pretty standard like they got all the questions everything And then I don't it's like he was waiting to say that I don't Trump card yeah, it was like

It was also funny. Why did you bring up? How they were he was getting out of the topic of like why he got fired Why did you bring up how they were he was getting out of the topic of like why he got fired? Go on like they were like oh so they like had a big slide of like Ben Mintz fired I can't know it was like oh tell us about that day Ben But it was like yeah, but it was like framed as like oh Dave Portnoy really has your back because it was headline Yeah, could this be a brutal blow to the barstool brand like firing someone over this Yeah, and then he just said like no his new rule is that he doesn't sing lyrics anymore So people weren't like they weren't hip to what that meant. No, I'm not I would doubt it I mean we're talking about like it was all guys like program directors agents like all in blazers like what is the point of this?

So thing what are they trying to accomplish because I was working under the Understanding it's like for younger people to hear from older people. It's almost like media So like what is I think it's it's part that like like young guys who are trying to get into the biz And I think it's part like other people trying to understand strategy like Danny said can I bring something else? Yes, yeah, has anybody been watching him? Yeah, he's just standing up. He sits for 30 seconds, he stands up, he walks 10 feet and walks right back and sits down again.

Is he all right? I don't know. He's very excited today. Why? Because he went to the White Sox game and Tim Elko at home run. Okay, but that's making it. He'll sit down, he'll stand up. He's looking for people to tell it to.

He'll walk aimlessly and walk right back and sit down. I mean told you guys like give or take he stopped halfway through telling me to start over to telco yes yeah so he's big on the white socks now he loves the the atmosphere of the stadium he loves the convenience of getting in and picking your seat pretty much so he's a big white socks guy now he's about to go to 30 more games yes that's serious yeah yeah so yeah so that that's kind of it and then he yeah I don't know right what he said I'm like we're talking like Frank Johnson from W you know if the fan from Des Moines Iowa yeah he's dropping your head turn was very funny you looked looked just the opposite way. And then afterwards he's like, uh, that went great.

See, this is why I'm like, I kind of want to find more summits for him. You should. I want people to just be like, this is what Barstool is. I wouldn't want them to do a summit with our fans. I would want

it to be just people who don't know us well or in the media and just be like this is our This is the representation we choose. Yeah, it's just such a funny It's Matt Damon sending Ben Affleck to do his job interviews and goodwill hunting. Yeah, it's the same thing Wait, like he was like the largest part of the draw for me to do it. Yeah, you wouldn't know this Like he was like the largest part of the draw for me to do it. Yeah, you wouldn't know this Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about there goes. Yeah, he's up gonna walk wait no, but It's a film. Were you listening when I said that earlier? Yeah, You said that? I literally said that 15 minutes ago. Nobody's watching this.

I'm so confused. Is he okay? I thought he was doing a bit? No, I'm not. But I'm glad I get that luxury of passing it off as a bit. Oh shit, I get mad at Shay for that. I, uh, holy shit. I was like, shit. When did you say that?

Like, 15 minutes ago? Yeah, I was out Christ what he just got he just walked a little He's very excited walks nowhere. It's very excited to tell people The Truman show right now over under like five and a half people it's way over. Oh easily I was I got caught we I Got caught trying to take the elevator And then he like stood there gonna take the elevator with me, and then I was like actually I'll just take the stairs You taking the steps Yeah, cuz I was like what's the quickest way out of this the elevator is not a deterrence from him no no

He just stood there. Oh, yeah, we'll get walking to the stall He's got chief once where he did like the whole head is the door was closed We're due for a stand-up yeah So so the crowd reaction when he said it though actually all laughed oh I get was surprising me And I was like yeah, these are after it's like I was great I was like yeah, maybe didn't have to drop the artwork. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not like I'm not like did he give advice on how to start out? Cuz we're wondering what that advice would be they knew his background they knew that he went nuts over an Ole Miss Play or whatever and he kind of just got into that

But I don't think he talked a little bit and part of the reason was why was because he did What station was he on Brandon ESPN something? Yeah, Bozer City or something like this is gonna sound crazy But I think it's actually appropriate it mincy giving advice to a bunch of Media people would be no different than like Scottie Scheffler trying to give you swing advice. Like no matter what, you can't replicate what this person has done. Do you know what I mean?

There's nothing he can say to be like, well here's how you do it. It's just like either got it or you don't and one is just you got it being a moron, the other you got it being the best golf player. Which is why I'm curious if that's what he would say. Yeah, right. If you would just be like, honestly, I don't have advice

because it's so unlikely how I got here that you replicated. Or if you'd be like, well, the way to do it. Yeah. They got it. You don't ask Steph Curry how to shoot. You know what I mean? You can't either have it or you don't. They don't ask Mincy how to be a moron

and get hired for a job for life. Yes. There's a lot of be yourself, like things like that. Yeah, he's always like, oh, be authentic. Right. And into who you are. Right. Yeah, they knew his story already.

They basically just asked, how did it feel when Dave found your tweets? Right. But be authentic doesn't even work for Mincy, because it's like, you can't, no one can be authentic. No one is authentic. No one is authentically that. Yeah, right, exactly.

No one else, yeah. Right, it's basically, it's asking someone, how do you win the lottery? You ask the lottery winner, how do you win the lottery? But I'm curious, has anyone on earth any of his shows from that era? Because I would be curious to listen to that. We did once.

I think he was pretty good. Yeah. I don't really, that's what I'm saying. He was good at, well, we have heard it's his high school football player. That was good. Good. Yeah don't really. That's what I'm saying. He was good at what we have heard is his high school football playing. Yeah, that was good. Yeah. Good.

Yeah, like that you never know. Maybe he's just in the wrong lane with something. Like he could be on the call on things. Yeah. I know I should know this, but I don't think I do know how Mincey got hired here. So I don't know his origin story. 2020, Kentucky and Ole Miss played in an overtime game.

Ole Miss won 35-34. They missed an extra point. The next day, online, I guess Ben kind of went viral with his reaction. He did a hottie totty and all that. Dave saw it and then hired him to fuck with me. Oh, he's up again. Yeah, he's going to walk over. No, I'm not even going to go that far. Oh, he's up again. Yeah, he's gonna walk over.

No, not even gonna go that far now, just back to the seat. Megan's already heard it a million times. Yeah. My favorite is Megan has a sign, like a piece of paper on her desk that says, Ben, this is not your seat. Because he'd just walk in and he'd just beeline to her seat. Like, sooner or later he's gonna realize. There's a lot of nervous energy.

He's a pacer, but you're right. This is more than as usual. Yeah. He's excited today. You know what we should do? We should have him come down and be like, Mincy, we're trying to, we got the numbers on the Yak, and we got to get better at talking about sports.

So we're going to start doing a weekly, a weekend roundup in every sport. Can you do our MLB weekend roundup? That would work. Just like a sports update anchor. He wouldn't be suspicious. I don't think he'd be suspicious. No, I don't think so either. Who's he got? He's got someone in the

grasp. Oh man. Poor soul. That's Tate. That's Tate right there. That's Marash. Oh, is that Marash? Yeah, that is Marash. Zach's here. We're going to have to have Zach come down. Oh, is that Marash? Yeah, that is Marash. Oh, look, new guy. Yeah, Zach's here. We're gonna have to have Zach come down. What, Zach's here?

Yeah, first day. I'll be goddamn. Yeah. Yeah. We have to have him come down. I told him one of us is gonna, like, we kind of have the same face, and so he has to change something because he's a Beard Glasses hat guy as well. So he said he's gonna go bandana.

He's gonna be a bandana. He's gonna be a bandana. Yeah right all right thanks Eddie oh yeah that's it Alright! Hotty Toddy Gosh Almighty Who the hell are we? Hey, flip, flip! Alright TJ, let's do a 60 second MLB recap. Okay. Alright, so I'll tell them to come down. Brandon, you want to hit the first ad?

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See if he's gonna use the whole minute on oh, that's a mathematical certainty More or baseball players. Yeah Was that was a Boeing oh So let's count the Elko's versus the me or eyes. Hmm. Yeah Yeah. What was that? That was a Boeing. That was a classic Boeing. So let's count the Elkos versus the Mi or Eyes. Yeah. Steven, you get a sheet going. Let's go Elkos versus Mi.

Or how many times? Any other big time. I don't know, I just want the big pencil. Mincy. We did. So sit down real quick. So Gaz hit us up and the Yak is kind of struggling number wise right now. So he suggested on Monday specifically we do like a quick sports roundup.

So we just had Eddie on to talk about NBA playoffs. Minute sports roundup. What happened this weekend in MLB? You ready? Okay. Alright. Ready, set, go. I only know one thing that happened in MLB and that was went to the White Sox games for the first time Saturday, Sunday. Buddy Tim Elko hit a three run game winning home run on Mother's Day to win first major league home run. Got to be in the stands with his mom crying on Mother's, tearing up on Mother's Day. So that's about all I know about what happened to MLB this weekend, but it was top five to ten live sports moment. Wow. You still

have 35 seconds. So keep going MLB. Okay. The rest of the MLB thing I've got is that I think I'm a White Sox fan now. Okay. It was why I have no idea what happened in any other games, but a convenient situation over there, man over there man 10 walk walk up by $10 ticket go sit behind home plate easy in and out I've never had a pro MLB team being from Louisiana until right now So I feel like I'm this is I'm becoming a Chicagoan and you're you're becoming a White Sox fan because of the Pope you said No, who made a White Sox fan because of Tim Elko. Oh time. Alright. Perfect. Thanks, Mincey. I severely doubt the Yak ratings are struggling but. Thank you, Mincey. That's very nice. Thank you. Appreciate that. But that was good.

White Sox fan. White Sox fan. Love it. Yeah. Just you can just go. We were curious. Titus didn't know how you got hired. Yeah. We told him hard work and dedication. Yeah, believe us. In that one minute there were nine I's or me's and two Elko's. Okay. Nine to two. There were also point A's.

Give me the finger! Give me the finger for the whole set up! You fucking. Big fat So close oh Man you know what I feel like I bear the weight of this a little bit too much Raise your hand if you haven't called him that I don't think I have Not that I think I've used

I've said moron just with a hard M I've implied it heavily more it's never left my lips mentally challenged I've used enough words around it to take to deductively get there like some of y'all are using semantics. What are you looking at me for? You. You. You. You. You. You.

You think there's going to be a new birth of White Sox fans because of the Pope? No, mostly because of Minzy. Minzy. Minzy is definitely going to. What's day? is Dave back in Yeah, that's wild by the way that Dave I'm sure the dots have been connected by now, but it just dawned on me this week and the Dave went to Rome Yeah Comes back and then the new Pope's a white

Did he was he having meetings behind closed door how did this happen? Yeah They've like guys. I'm gonna I'm just gonna go to Rome real quick. I'll be right back And while it breaks it's pretty Hope's a White Sox fan Crazy these more powerful like there's it's not a zero percent chance the Pope has seen White Sox Dave's tweets Yeah It's so funny anyone from Chicago will always put like three degrees of separation

Between them and someone who's like blowing up out of Chicago, like when Chance the Rapper got big, that was always my friend's buddy's cousin. And now I was at two family parties this weekend to hear people doing it with the Pope. Yeah, the Pope. Like yeah, I worked with his friend's mom for a minute. Dude, the whole thing, it's just nuts because

the Pope is like, because the pope has always been foreign It just feels like a mystical figure and then it's I was just some dude I was gonna say the same thing that I'm like slowly coming to Some part of me doesn't love that he's American. It's just like no They're like hey, yeah like the pope in an interview like ten years ago said that he loves the cake shake It's a weird feeling Prior to this it's always been like oh, yeah, he is a man From Jesus right and he doesn't speak English really well, and there's this whole aura around him.

And now it's just some dude who's like, he's liked a White Sox Dave tweet and eats deep dish. And his brothers, the Pope's brothers, are really liking the media. Yes, they are. Taking a lot of interviews. There he is, that's the Pope. That's the fucking Pope.

That's fucking crazy. He's chilling, he's not upright enough he's in a hoodie yeah i saw people tweeting like well he was here in the 80s so the pope has seen the super bowl shuffle commercials the pope has seen the wiener circle had a sign up like he has eaten our, it was like in italian or something

he has eaten our hot dogs he probably has it's odd. Yeah, this might not be good. Like the Pope has taken a shit and read like a Rick Riley column. Yeah. That's happened.

100%. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like here. That's crazy. That's just a wild thing to think about. Villanova probably ate a Wawa Hoagie in his car. Yeah.

In the parking lot. He remembers where he was when Mitch got drafted. Yeah. It's crazy. The Double D game, all of that. It's crazy. Oh, I like these. It's called the Double D game.

Yeah. Kind of takes a little sting out of it. Can't say that word. Double D game. That old Double D game. That old double D game. That sounds awesome. That sounds good. That's actually a cool experience.

Good way to cope. Yeah. That double D game sounds like us at the fucking win. Oh yeah. You didn't, you saw double Ds? I did. I still don't know if you're lying or not. I saw a squeeze.

The first thing Ty just told me about this morning. Yeah. I don't even wanna show. Yeah. It's just allowed. They were pierced and. What? They were. You don't see that a lot anymore. they were pierced and what they were you don't see that a lot anymore pierced and Almost tattooed almost here's one Yeah, you don't see you don't see the pierced very often

You know what's interesting about all the women who were topless in the pool? Maybe it's maybe the rest of you will say no that actually makes sense but to me I found it interesting. Every single one of them and I looked at all of them, every single one of them had a man with them like if it was very obviously they were maybe it's not obvious maybe they were an escort or some sort but like they were they were intimate with the man they were they were yeah cuddling in the pool smooching in the pool whatever. Was the man? I guess I guess I would have assumed that The the women that would go topless would be like on a bachelorette party or something

But this was all like couples who were just in Vegas swingers. It has to be swingers swingers Were the men toying with the boobs in the pool no it's like they weren't they didn't even realize like I don't think that men Realized their wives were topless. Yeah, that's that's gotta be swinging. I felt like I should go over and tell them That was actually it's it's actually when you think about it's like it's like a bait car for swinging swing Yeah, that's what they're doing. They're chum in the water waiting for someone to come up and be like hey nice tits Swing yeah, yeah, the guy will be like feel them. Yeah, go ahead take them for a ride Nice car I feel like that's that version of that Like they want you to look they want to show off. It's like they're nice. This is a new thing right like I think this is

European thing yeah, I mean I know Europe does Vegas. I know I don't I assume they've had this pool for a very long time It was the European pool is what the name of it when they said that is there are no phones Do they take your phones or it's like no no is there like a high school lifeguard on do Can't stand up the whole time oh so sick Brandy would have loved it. No, I I do think I would keeping the pillow on my lap in the pool was Found a way having my trapper Went to the blackjack

Brand we shit on you a lot, but I do think you're the number one titty guy in the office You think so I feel like I am I do love a good set of titties. I Would have I would have adored that yeah, I'd say I have a running you went to play golf. You left titties Yeah, that's a bad look. Yeah, it's a bad look. They're the number one titty weekend of the year for White Sox Dave compete for one. I think have you ever motorboated your mom? Yeah, a lot when I I assume I had to I don't think that's motorboating. That's just You don't know what I was doing to them titties Okay, you're so tall and strong, yeah, I swear Eskimo bros

Foundation of I've retweeted this. Okay, all right. Moments before the incident. Moments before my life changed forever. I think that was moments after. Was it? Moments after, whatever. Kate, how was your Mother's Day experience?

You're kids old enough to. Yeah, my oldest got it. Kind of brought me flowers and it was like just super low key. I got to wash and blow dry my hair. That was exciting. What a day. So, do

are husbands expected to honor the Mother's Day their wife on Mother's Day forever or is it just until the kids are old enough to take care of her? Forever. Makes no sense. their wife on Mother's Day forever or is it just until the kids are old enough to take forever forever forever Makes no sense forever makes no sense. I didn't get I kept checking he hadn't told me I kept checking for some kind of Instagram post That's okay. Donnie did a beautiful one for his wife. Oh, it was beautiful beautiful But no all we really want I think is like some time

I got to organize a little that was thrilling and quiet you got to organize a little. That was thrilling. Peace and quiet. You got to take a bath and organize. And organize. I got to switch out the water for the spring. You got to give him some time to clean the house. That's honestly, that's, give me an Adderall in three hours. That's all I want for Mother's Day. What a nice gift. Yeah. It was nice. Did a little hike, got out in nature. Where'd you hike? I don't know. About an hour outside of here. There's hills, which is exciting to see. Wow.

What's the direction? South? West? About an hour outside of here. There's hills which is exciting to see South West West River and streams and all the kids it was nice out all the kids there was a snake that A kid caught a snake that had caught a fish in its mouth Why and the kids descended upon it like paparazzi with Kim Kardashian it like caused a fucking scene So I'll millipede so, Mother's Day was pretty sick. That was a good one. It was Mother's Day. Oh TJ, pull that up.

Pull that treat up. We kind of are keeping everyone off the scent by sending him to these things. It's kind of like Ben Affleck when he does the interview for Matt Dean and Google. That must be where i heard it Just like who is this guy i need an hour these guys are Comfort of having your job security being tied to how stupid you are yeah that must be you must have inspired that He's an idiot yeah he's okay cuz he's stupid yeah it, it's a first catch 22 And yeah, where it hits me the whack back is our certain whack back like those guys Part of what this close? I didn't know it was gonna. No no wasn't as close don't do anything, but fuck up a few

I wanted to be just people who don't know us well or in the media Good point I people who don't know us well are in the media. And just be like, this is ours. This is the representation. It's a good point, Nick. I just, I never know with you. I thought you were following me. No, no, that was a... You could have played it off. Really weird moment. I didn't ingest anything you said.

I think I was just waiting to speak. Huh. So that means you didn't probably hear anything we said about the sphere and we should... Should we say it again? Should we say all that again? Yeah, the what? Should we go over all that? oh man, that's eerie Mondays Monday

Mondays oh Man, we're doing plinko day on Friday excited for that What do I wonder what we'll do? Will that turn into I have I have an idea for plinko day that I? Think I probably have to say before. I was thinking that whatever one I have, good and bad, good will be you just have to stand up and go to the Cubs game. Oh. I'll have tickets.

That's pretty horrible. I'll have tickets. It will be only one person they have to zoom in. Solo Cubs game. From the Cubs game. That rocks. That's awesome. Because I don't want to spring that on someone and be like oh fuck I can't do it so everyone should prepare that they potentially have to go to the Cubs game fair. Yeah I deal. I mean I guess yeah I'll be out part of the job. Where are you going wedding Friday wedding the bachelor party from the bachelor party? Yeah same one

big wedding little wedding I'm probably like 150. Are you a man? Yeah, where is it? It's in a suburb Yorkville destination Did you guys all make an agreement to not talk about how the bachelor fucked on the what on the bachelor? Yeah, yeah, don't bring it up. Don't bring it up now even she watches That was a joke. Yeah, no, I'm kidding. That was a joke. She doesn't watch Is Julio in here later this week Wednesday till Wednesday just Wednesday. I thought he was gonna be here a few days. Oh, yeah, it's a morning. Do you lie to you?

Well, no, I thought it was two days. I know. Oh, maybe he's staying Thursday. Mayhem got some good master stories up here. That's the same guy. I like that he posts his field shoes now wherever he goes. Oh, yeah. It's like still in my corduroy field shoes. Out and about. Hopefully he brings them back. I'm excited for that. Oh, my God. Have you had the Skittles

concrete mixer from Culver's yet? Oh, my God, I haven't. What? I haven't had the Skittles one, I've had the other ones. I did yesterday. What? What's a Dairy Queen for this one last night? Yeah, it was good. Skittles and ice cream?

Skittles and ice cream, because Nerds Blizzard used to be my favorite thing. Do they mix them? Do they get too frozen though? Yeah. Sometimes they get frozen. So they're Skittles puffs. Oh, what?

Oh. So I think they're like the freeze dried Skittles. Oh, delightful crunch I Might order one right now Monday yeah, I can't do it. Oh, you should do it on a Monday My problem with skittles is they're too big I would oh my god. Yeah, they feel like they're just yeah, it's too much Yeah, there's probably nothing you could do about that nothing She's just chuckling to himself

Reminds me of good anecdote You got a good chuckle that There's oh my god. They're right behind you Titus They got Giants now too good God there's not satisfied with their size Now too good God there's not satisfied with their size Man all right Played golf Saturday, how'd you do poorly? I'm getting worse. I played six times now at my club, and I'm getting worse That's not a good sign. Are you making any new friends?

Yeah, but I'm not telling you all about any of them. Have you played with a handsome guy yet? We've been texting about playing. I want to get better before I play with anybody. I don't want anybody to see me. So you're playing solo. Playing solo. I'm taking a kid every time. I'm taking a different kid every time.

Have you identified the one guy, or maybe there's more than one, that definitely makes way more money than you? And you got to cozy up to him and I At this club, I feel like most of them do yeah, really you're the poorest of the club I think I might be the poorest of the club. Do you park in the back on purpose or no? I I park you know as close as I can are you too ashamed to valet because your car is filthy and gross so I do have I don't have that I do have a bad set of golf clubs right now with a bad golf bag And I won't let anybody else see my golf bag

Okay, I've got a I think Taylor made is sending me some clubs and sending me a bag So I'll have some good ones soon, but right now I have an old Ram shackled hand-me-down golf bag with a bad brand name and Rusty clubs and rusty club ugly. I got got ugly ugly golf clubs I got bad golf clubs and yeah I don't want anybody to see I won't let the guy take them to the car I do it myself I'll tell I got to get you some new clubs I'm it's been underway for a couple of what do you what do you wear when you play so I go right now I'm in a quarter zip slash,

and then shorts, quarter zip and shorts. So I feel like I got, and I bought some damn fine Jordan golf shoes, so I'm happy with them. I'll like put the shoes up front and center, but look at my shoes, don't look at my clubs. And I cover my clubs up and everything. It's a very, it's a shameful, my clubs are shameful. Have you gotten any phone numbers?

I got a couple, I've given a couple Next you I had I've had some picture requests Some young guys okay, Zack yeah Welcome what's up, Zack? That good to see you there's a there's a lady there you didn't say hello to her we talked earlier, okay? Welcome There's a lady there, you didn't say hello to her? We talked earlier. Okay. We're all good. Welcome. I met everyone, or most everyone else again this morning. I just didn't see you or Mark this morning.

Okay. I wanted to say hello. Pull the mic closer. I got you, for sure. Zach, how did the move go? The move went well. Yeah. Not too many hiccups on the move.

So, cause you're not, you weren't a flight guy, and now you're a move guy. Oh yeah, we did, we drove up. Oh. With like a a u-haul trailer behind the truck, so it wasn't too bad So do you drive with your parents? I drove my dad. Yeah sounds nice any mom for us. What was that? He moved in he did help me move in he's a real MVP of the situation He was he was willing to take a trip with me up The road trip was I was driving a little bit because it's quite the distance But it ended up being like a great bonding week.

Oh, that's nice. It kinda rocked a little bit, yeah. Wait, but did you drive in the car and he drove in the U-Haul? No, we pulled the U-Haul trailer behind the truck. Oh, nice, nice. He wasn't too confident with my ability to pull the trailer, so he just straight-shotted it,

and then I was just in the passenger. How long did the drive take? Did you do it over multiple days or just one day? So we went up, the first time I went to my brother brother in Tallahassee that knocked off like four or five hours Sure, and then we did Tallahassee to a little bit outside of Louisville Yeah That makes sense and what happened there is like within an hour into driver sending traffic and we got one of those waves notifications They're like 50 save 50 minutes

Click this here. So we we went straight into say 50 minutes and ended up adding like five hours to the total drive time oh didn't say much I live hours yeah I'll do that how did that happen it was not quite sure just directions there was a couple issues going in and out of a time zones to just keeping I guess ways doesn't do time zones swap so so what was supposed to be 17 and a half ended up being like 24 24 and a half. When did you wait so when did you leave? Today or you mean start the trip Thursday or Friday? And when'd you get in? Oh no wait we got here Friday so we had to have left like Tuesday Wednesday earlier in the week.

Got it. How did you find the place you're living at? I just scouring online and you had never you've never been there before Oh, no, I didn't you come up any in-person tours. So what's your initial impression? We like this this bottle work or you like yes, it'll definitely worse like walking distance So I didn't bring a car so just the walk was great. Nice area is what you're hoping for and all that Yeah, it's a lot going on but yeah, it's pretty pretty cool What did you and your dad bond over on the drive? Just you get the music is out the window like after hour two right so you just got to Talk about what's going on. Yeah, so I'm like a family stuff going on calling in little updates. It was good Oh, you're calling people. Yeah, yeah for sure. We got to fill the time. There's lots of hours

Yeah, did you pass the time with any entertainment guessing games? No guessing games. Ah, did you or your dad fart at any point? I'm sure there was many rips None that made the windows come down Now when just it will no window stayed up. Yeah, there was a couple questionable ones, but they stayed up Yeah, yeah, yeah was your family excited for you were they like hell yeah next adventure were they bummed like no they're excited I felt bad traveling this distance like it almost felt like Cuz like not spurred a moment was like pretty quick transition. Yeah, so I was like

I just I felt like I was leading everybody at the house like but they're really excited for me. Yeah, yeah Nice, you think they'll come visit? I believe so, yeah. Are they flyers? Yeah, they fly more, for sure. Okay. Would you like to have a sports debate with me today? I'm gonna do anything you'd like to do, Brandon.

It didn't feel like a debate last time. We were just hanging out, shooting the shade a little bit. I thought we were debating. Oh, we could have debated. Yeah, it might have been a debate. Yeah, well, just if you want to come up with one for later in the week, we'll do that. do you have something on your mind recent sports? Not at the moment. The uh, the Knicks didn't look too good the other day but yeah. Except for we had a hold on the series so. Yeah. You got a good face on you man. I'll say it. You as well. You look way more like Nick than I remember

Have you changed altered your parents to look more Nick like since we saw you last no only I've been doing a lot of nervous Eating so maybe put on a couple pounds, but not thanks, man Why have you been nervous eating just sometimes got lean into the food I'm just doesn't really think of that would have altered my current appearance anymore, but not to look more like Nick. That was the only thing that would uh, yeah. Right now. Yeah. I was eating. Are you nervous about this? A little bit. Yeah. Yeah. You'll be fine. It's gonna be great. It'd be good though. Everybody got the writing. It'd be awesome. Yeah. What kind of road trip snacks did you go with? I do a lot of, I'm Pringle heavy cheese and heavy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Salty. No, what kind of Pringles Pringle heavies? Uh, I usually opt so original, but I'll mix in a little cheddar maybe barbecue

Yeah, okay original. Yeah, you had some strong opinions on gas stations as you go to a certain one One there where we did hit the Buc-E's for the first time wonderful great one the massive gas station that they have I think I was in a They were right outside, Alabama It's too much. It's a lot right? It's a lot. It's a 20-minute walk. Just use the bathroom Best bathroom to shit at but it's too much. It's a lot You almost think you're gonna get ticketed if you're not parked correctly at the Buc-ee's like they they run an insane establishment There's like 250 gas pumps man. Did you get any gear from there? No gear

No A lot of people were picking up gear like you love gear some of these carts going into the Buc-E's cash out there hoodie sweatshirts cup Turvises all sorts of things too much It's a lot. What was the last thing a Turvis? Nice cup Turvis makes a mean cup Oh, it's a brand. Yeah, just my brand. Yeah, my man got it Dude doesn't knowervis. No blind spot

I've always had a Tervis blind spot Jesus that's a nice Cardinal service. I really like that cut. I'm gonna have to Did your Janko? Dolls make it up What are they called? A shank? No. What are they called?

Funkos? Funko. I've got some. How'd you make them? I've got a couple action figures, a couple Funkos. They make it? They're here, but not really a place to put them. I've got to figure that out.

OK. What are we working with? Studio, one bedroom? Studio. Nice. Nice. What is your question? You made up the word Jinko.

Well, no. The Jinkoles a word. It's going I just Confused it. So you don't have a desk right now to put your knickknacks on I've got a desk, but it's a No knickknack space on the desk right now. Yeah, I got quite a few knickknacks So like finding like the right would you like us to make you a knickknack space in here? Maybe in the corner you could have a little knickknack space. Sure I bring we can you know like bring in knickknacks, compare knickknacks. What's your favorite piece you have? You can't compare, hold on, you can't compare knickknacks with me. Oh compare not compete. You know it's like hey I got this knickknack, you got this knickknack. Oh unfair knickknack. He did say compare not compete. What's one thing that you

would have been devastated if it broke during the move my Xbox yeah It's a great way to connect with people that you're not like absolutely you have to play halo with me and Kyle Yeah, I'm on to it. Yeah, what's your gamertag? Gamertag yeah, I did make it when I was about 12 yeah hasn't changed. It's a glow gangzac Low gangs. It's a glory boys reference from the early 2010s again. I was 12 or 13 when I made it I Love it that is it. Yeah, what's your number one stressor right now now that the move is still Happening and you're settling into a new city. What's the number one thing? That's like I got to figure this out in the next week

or so two things Would be one one is the grocery situation. Make sure I have a good route to the grocery store. Right. Smart. This is a lot more walkable than where I came from. So just making sure that head on, swivel a little bit, making sure I get secure from the house

to the store, back to the house. And then second, stressor a little bit, just making sure I come in and be a Value part to the team make sure I can fit in and do what I can to help out I'm gonna do just fine about that one be fine Does your place have a pool? There is a pool. Uh-huh. Oh That same building is mincy. I don't think so. It was giving me good recommendations. We were talking street names and Don't think so it was giving me good recommendations. We were talking street names and General areas of where we stay at and he was gonna be good at brunch recommendations and some happy hours to hit oh

Nice a huge happy hour guy, but like a good brunch. Yeah. Yeah, you might have to go out to dinner with him If he's open to that I mean I wouldn't be opposed. Oh, he's definitely open gosh your fresh meat for him Yeah, it's a new guy that he just a lot of stories you have a lot of catching up to do pal Yeah, big time. Okay big time. Have you done the gauntlet? I have you did do it last time. Okay, all right good good good All right. Yeah, I mean, I don't know I Don't really know what you're gonna do. We're gonna find something for you to do. Awesome. It's very exciting. Talk to Chuck. What do you want to do? Anything I do to be a contributing factor to the whole... What is that? Best case scenario.

Like for you? I don't know. What's like the... Where like, if you have me do this, I'll kill it. I know I'll kill it because I'm so fucking good at it. I don't know what that looks like day one. Okay. What are your three main wheelhouses?

Like, here's three things I know. I love like gaming. Like this particular sports team. Like what would you say out like three main wheelhouses like here's three things. I know I love like gaming Like this particular sports team like what would you say you're like three things are I just like to get on the game I do like the 10-bay Buccaneers would be my my 1a. Oh you be our bucks guy We need a box guy we need a box guy Stephen J great bucks guy guy appreciate the representation but but it's kind of old did you grow up in Bucks circles well that's the closest team to the Bucks players so pretty much everybody unless they moved there from

somewhere else is a Bucks fan you get a couple Miami Jacksonville but yeah do you think do you think Stephen's a little too old to still be the Bucks guy oh no not at all I think there's an age on being a Bucs fan Also kind of weird that he's from New Jersey And he just latched onto the Bucs because he liked them at the time or when you were born into it Oh, no, I think we were underrepresented in the NFL. So I'd like to see more Bucs fans Yeah, people gravitate to teams like bigger teams, you know the Cowboys or but now you're overrepresented at Barstow

That's true. Would you have little bit? It doesn't make sense. Yeah, we have zero Cowboys fan. We have one Cowboys fan We have one now. That's right Nothing to solid a solid number of books fans I more than any of you to spare us bucks great team great organization what got two bucks Knicks guys now You're the next time. Oh, oh, so true. Yep. Wow. Holy shit. nicks guys now you're the next time oh also true. Yep Wow holy shit That's what when you said the series Saturday goes so well. You just knew Stephen Shane No, no no no Stephen Stephen. I'm Zach you know we should both like the bucks in the nicks Oh, that makes sense. I think he's got great taste in sports teams. Can you hold on yeah, is he no?

Can you come up with like a mundane question off the top of your head? Like just like a talking point something that would launch us in the conversation You guys prefer tiny shoes or more of a slip-on situation Go back to your desk okay come back with like six or seven just talking points weird things like that just like that just like that. Let's have we do that Can we do celebrity? Yes? Well, let's yeah Holy shit, yeah. Yeah. All right, so do that and then also come up in your head with Celebrity and we'll try to guess it and also che you need six talking points. We need talking point battle. Oh, yeah Yeah, a verse we're talking like once we're having a cha off and six other questions. Yeah, that's right

I can do that for you. No problem. All right. All right and come back whenever you're done. Whatever you want. All right He's good. I thought my other was pretty strong today this guy We got a new chain why you upgraded what if che had Nick's face? This could be good Che verse che battle. I'm excited about this the tiny shoes Tiny shoes, I think he said tying your shoes tying Would you rather have tiny shoes, that's I think I'd rather take tiny that's funny. That's what I thought he said. I was like, what question is that? I think I'd rather take tiny. That's funny. Tiny's funny.

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Well, we haven't been watching, so he might just be in the middle. I think it was excitement. And he might just stand up in a second. Nope. Should we send somebody up there to see if he'll go pounce on them with the story? Yeah, who's in the gambling cave right now? All right.

He might not have gotten a Gino or what he had. Who in the game? Gino's fresh fucking. Gambling cave, are you listening right now? Are all you guys listening? Have any of you guys not heard the mincy elko story from mincy? today today You have not katik

Wait, you have yes. Yes white boy You haven't heard it all right so blotman Can you please go upstairs and stand in mincy's vicinity and we'll see if you get get get that I love the three-fourths of them heard it Were any of you three together when you heard it were these three separate occurrences Thank you boys We're putting out fresh bait for mincy we're chumming the water Mincy will go desk to desk and tell the person sitting next to you as if they just didn't hear yeah

It's impressive all three of those guys have heard it Dead man walking What if mincy starts like sniffing he knows Like somebody that doesn't know my story What one's gonna get it? You think he goes right to it? What if Mincy starts sniffing? He knows. Yeah. He starts sniffing. He sounds like somebody that doesn't know my story. Gotta take a sip of water, I'm about to talk a lot. Wet the whistle.

There's Liam. Casual. Just, all right, I guess I'll sit over here. Casual. Yeah, I don't think he's seen him. Yeah, he's been on the phone. Yeah, I locked him. Might be in the phone zone.

He's tweeting it. Blutman's being casual and normal. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, no, that's Megan. Was he assigned to do something? Yeah, to go get the sword. He hasn't heard of Mincy's baseball story yet, so we're seeing if a new guy, a fresh year,

but I don't think he's noticed. Oh, he's talking. He's looking up. He knows he's there. He's talking. Do we have mics now? Oh. Nothing.

Nick Addison just sent me a text saying the wholesale team got it. OK. Oh, he might. the wholesale steam got it. OK. Oh, he might be doing it right now. Yeah. He's, is he going for it? Should we send the spy cam to this or? Yeah.

Yeah, go up there. I can't do it. I'm too hot. As a kid, have you heard the story? Me? Yeah. Have I not? No, I didn't encounter him this morning.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, he got him. He got him. Wait, wait, wait. Let's hear it. Oh, he's definitely telling it. TJ, send me the Zoom.

I'm going to go find someone in the back who hasn't heard it. Yeah, yeah. We can't have it be obvious. We have to have him walk by. And just hold the phone. He is absolutely getting it right now. Yeah, he's getting the story Well, he might be telling them about he on Friday told me he's spring cleaning his apartment, so he's telling him about that now hmm I Did hear him telling other people about the spring cleaning so Buttman's getting another repeater I Didn't hear the hits right now

Here comes mr.. Thirsty Who's that guy? I don't know, he's thirsty. Who is that? Here comes Mr. Thirsty. Why was I in the bottle? Why was he so thirsty? That's our resident parched man. Oh, he's moving closer.

Just changing the angle, you know? Danny, don't ever fucking do that again. Apologies. Where's the thirsty guy? He just went right for the walk. He did. all he wanted yeah These are some this is abnormal light colors from Blutman right isn't he usually a dark colored man He's known for his bright pink hoodie. He's been wearing some bright colors. Oh, yeah, well that's just cuz Nick told him to no it wasn't true

Vegas is winning maybe. Maybe he's in a good mood. How about our Pacers, man? How about them? Oh my god. On fire right now. Kick their ass. On fire.

They can do it. They just might. And they just might. Or they lose this in seven. He was telling them a story about... Wapen, I need you for something! Sending someone else up. They can't be obvious.

I think they just have to walk past, grab a water. Yeah, I told Quicks to just pretend he's on his phone sitting in the kitchen. He's going to be on the Zoom. He's gonna be on the Zoom. He's joining the Zoom right now. He said he got the cleaning story, not the Elko. So he got the cleaning and he was talking. I never got the cleaning story. Oh, I got the spring cleaning story on Friday.

What's up, Quigs? Should we be quiet? Yeah. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Whoa, whoa. He left. Is whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm looking at all about him. I'll be alright. Oh, this. But minutes. Yeah, cool. Oops, take a little break.

What's your city New York this weekend? Yeah, I'm going to Charleston. Somebody else. Tom's got a trust in. What you got in there for? My sister's best friend's getting married and she's like officiating it, but he's gay, it's gonna be funny. No!

Stop! He's... Oh, he's good. Oh, he's good. Oh, he's good He's the fucking I Think what an absurd thing to say it'll be funny So like you like so like he was like yeah, he's gay it'll be funny I need to hear that again again all right quick you can come back He's so good. He's so good. Oh my god. Who's gay?

Yeah. You missed a really good mincey. I think we're going to have a lot of fun. He's going to a wedding. His sister is officiating it. But the guy's gay. It'll be funny. That's what he said. Oh, it's he's gay, so...

Gay. At the very least, it'll be funny. Oh. Oh, he's proud of himself. He understood the excitement. Yeah, he's fucking so good, man. What's wrong, Kate? I can't, I I look sometimes I can't

At least it'll be hilarious Hilarious Why haven't we miked up that area yeah, I know probably for the best yeah, honestly because the conversations like that yeah They're damning themselves to hell, but at least they're real funny. Oh, man. How does he do it? How does he do it? He's so good. How does he do it?

It's like the opposite of the limitless drug. It's like some other drug that he takes to make himself. Uh oh. Oh where'd he go? Oh no, oh no. I'm sending more bait. Where's he going? Do y'all ever, y'all ever like when you're working here,

you know, you stress over what you're gonna do next or what your next big thing could be or you know, what, you think he ever stresses over his next thing? No, no, no. Where's he going? I don't know. Oh, shit. What? Where is he going?

This is brand-new territory. Nothing's found there. He's unlocking a new section of the office. Like when someone goes under, like, an overpass in a police chase. Yeah, he's gone. We should have a drone. We don't have eyes on him anymore.

Where the hell did he go? It's going to be a five car mincey pile up on the other side. He's trapped six people to hear the Tim O'Cle's story. He does have pile up. Yeah, he has big pile ups. Just the flow of traffic just gets fucked up. Minzy had a big weekend. Nah commute upstairs is gonna take a while.

Minzy's talking to people in front of the stairway. I'll get a Waze notification. Oh yeah. Oh shit, where'd he go? Max, can you hear us? Max, can you hear us? Is someone talking to him? He's trying to sell the store to sales.

I need Max to bring up that you had a wedding this weekend and see if like naturally he'll bring up his wedding Yeah, I he walked he walked by sales. He walked around Apparently he's walked to the stairwell I would bet if I hit or at the top of the hour Probably a radio hit, probably going, all right, go walk. Go find him. Go walk by.

All right. Should I like just stand by him? No, just walk down the steps. Absolutely walk past him. OK. He's doing a radio hit in the staircase? No, I that point. Megan thinks he may have went to talk to the salespeople.

I'm on it. OK. I've missed Minzy Man. He's going to try to get his one-minute segment on this show sold Going back to his Wiley one I'd love to get an analytics like heat map Tracking him like a fucking like a like an endangered species Yeah, no good week why is awesome

Yeah most beautiful place on earth, how's your week How's your week Unless he has a radio hit I Doesn't like him hating max will be that money. He did not like oh, he's got a phone call definitely a radio oh no what radio he does these all the time who's mostly treeport boser city I think follow them follow all right max try to be like subtle and discreet yeah all right all right go tie your shoe right in front of him Go right in front of him on the phone and tie your shoe

Take it off to tie it And bring it up to your eye level like a bowl of cereal Or you want it do you think he's in that that fancy room could be in the ring there It's what he's in he's in this back editing bay. Ew. Ew. Should I just walk into this editing bay? Yeah, get closer. Oh, but the old nap room.

Yeah, he's definitely doing it. Oh, he's in the NASCAR sims around there? I'm talking about his favorite pro baseball team. Oh, he's talking about the White Sox? He's on the radio. Or he's talking to some... He's telling people on the phone. Do you think it's a call or a radio show? Max, if it's the editing bay, you have an excuse to go in there.

You're an editor. Tell him you lost your shoe. Yeah, throw your shoe in there. One of your shoes. Oh, yeah, yeah Should I go in there with one shoe? Yes, so you can't be like your other shoe accuse him Do the guys on the yak tell you to steal my fucking shoe Like kind of blame him yes, he seriously I'm not a fucking big guy like this. Who the fuck stole my shit? Can we listen to his radio hit?

Is there a way we can hear it? I was wondering. Might just be a phone call. Oh. What's going on? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I was wondering I just be a phone call

Max's mince repellent My god, this is great. Oh, this is we ever need to get rid of Vince. We're just bringing Mac. Oh, he doesn't like That's great It must not be a radio hit then it must just be a phone call. You just said they're fucking with me on the yak They got somebody following All right, you can come back down He's a smart boy, oh man That's really awesome awesome it's gonna be funny the way he said it oh we need a backpack hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he kiss that wedding was hilarious thanks for having you guys were so funny

you guys were really cracking up goes up to the priest you really sold that one hey funny's funny. You guys have it All right, see you still you still got a good other we catch mints like cracking up belly laughing at gay porn These guys are a fucking riot Oh, they're committed to the bitch. She's doing dudes wailing. You guys see this new sketch show, the cocks going into the butthole. These two are funny. Meatspin.com is just mincey's comedy central.

That's what he just watches, that dying laughing. That's what he is, dude. Clay Aiken is hilarious. Yeah. Steven did say, what is your favorite phase of the moon? He still is, he's still the king of the prep sheet. It's very obviously a waning gibbous. Oh, it's full, full.

That's the best moon. Snoozefest. Nothing better than going outside at night and it's just bright because the moon is so big and full and perfect. I think we might have a full moon tonight. I do love a big moon. Yeah?

Something about it. Especially when you catch it just coming up yep well you're at the down the shore you see it coming over the woman oh my god look at that gibbous you're going waning I love waning gibbous I might get that tattooed a waning gibbous yeah like the waxing crescent. That's pervert shit. No, that's like children's bullshit. Nah, no. Dreamworks. Yeah, Dreamworks.

Yeah. I'm a waxing crescent. Dreamworks is facing the other way. It's obviously full, guys. My least? Full. Full. Your basic beige.

That's really basic. Yeah, that's such a basic thing. Favorite color blue. I'm surprised we're not advertising on the moon. Yeah. Oh, I like Taylor Swift, the color blue. Oh my god, I thought it was the other direction. Yeah, that's a, is that winding or waxing?

That's waxing. Waxing. Uh oh. He's back. All right, so the celebrity, don't say it. Okay. We're gonna try to guess it. You have to tell us warmer or colder, okay?

All right. All right, so Kate you want to start? Put the mic in front of your face, and it can be famous music artist famous yes anything We're just gonna have to hey, you're not new to this he is Good point yeah, I have to go okay, fortunately I gotta be oh shit What a good excuse man? That's awesome fucking idea Our chairs together somebody is having is having another che to deal with he's got a he might have Tell me how it goes how was that guy so it is just leaves a piece of paper I resign Levar Burton

No fuck okay. No you guys say warmer colder how cold or warm yeah yeah it could be like very oh that's really cold that's pretty warm that's pretty cold Levar Burton pretty cool okay Sabrina carpenter warmer than Okay SpongeBob Colder than serene garbender Charles Barkley Warmer than sponge Bob colder than Sabrina. Oh What could that warmer than what that? Well alive full person yeah

Okay, what could be cool Al Roker? Pretty cold Okay. All right, so I'm thinking woman But I was gonna say Sandy Cheeks Probably cold. Yeah, but so I'm gonna have to go real woman. No Lois Griffin Cold huh? Wow, we don't think you you go cartoon characters first time out yeah Jennifer Lawrence warmer than Lois warmer than Sabrina though warmest yet kind of same yeah you give us like a warmest yet like that's oh gosh okay yeah mm-hmm that's warmest yet we think it's a warmest Sabrina warmest say that

he didn't say it was warmest yet. And obviously you're like, if you, if we get the gender right, if we get like, if it's an athlete and I say Charles Barkley, then it gets warmer. That kind of thing. Gotcha. Che, you want to take a guess? Ahmad Rashad. About as warm as Sabrina. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. about as warm as Sabrina whoa whoa okay Kate

fuck Jim Carrey kinda neutral whoa he hit us with a neutral Luke warm, a woman's door. I don't know. Oh. Because Ahmad Rashad was just as warm as-

I said all the bits. Savannah James. What does Savannah James do? LeBron. Wife of LeBron. Oh. Warmer. Oh.

I figure. Ish. Beyonce. Yeah. Oh, I figure ish. Beyonce. Warm colder or warmer than Savannah. Beyonce is warmer than Savannah. Okay. This is Beyonce. The warmest we've gotten. Hey, Beyonce is probably the warmest. Okay. Adele. Less warm than Beyonce, but still pretty warm.

Okay. Malia Obama. Cold. Whoa. Coldish. Still pretty warm, kind of warm, but not really. Rihanna. About as warm as Beyonce that makes sense

Sexy red all right. I don't know if it's a black woman guys I think I don't know if it's a woman at all sexy red bad a warm is Beyonce well that would make you feel Steven Mariah Carey Same ballpark, but we're not getting any hotter not get any hotter. I feel like we haven't even been hot no Tony Hawk Pretty neutral oh my god, so he's the same level as Jim Kerry I can see that shabuzy I can see that Shaboozy Warmer yeah, definitely warmer than Beyonce. Oh definitely warmer. Oh, it's a black man, but Charles Barkley wasn't okay, so okay

Okay, Darius Rucker It's not Darius Rucker love Darius Rucker though that is warmer Gotta get close gotta be yeah, Andre 3000 Warmer That's a giving warmer. Yeah, Jay-Z. How hot are we Jay-Z? Definitely warmer? What's the hottest been so far in Europe? Yeah in my opinion probably Jay-Z. Oh We're circling the why I had Steven Nelly Jay-z. Oh, yeah, we're suckling the white head Steven Nellie Same one does a Jay-z okay, okay? We're not hot yet not hot yet. Maybe two

Two little notches from hot Maybe two uh Will we be wearing our studied if we go oh? Okay, whoa okay Will we be wearing our studied if we go? Oh Okay Kanye West you wouldn't Kanye shame more that in Kanye you don't know Mike Posner Super warm yeah super warm. Yeah. Super warm. Thanks.

That's warmer than warm? Warmer than Jay-Z? Is it hot? No, so I guess it would be the same warmth as Jay-Z. I'm gonna miss that there. John Summit. Same kind of bag, same kind of warmth. Okay. A lot of overlap. same kind of bag same kind of warmth okay Justin Timberlake those similarities would be still the same warmth as

the Sullivan in okay Jimmy Hendrix that's more than Justin okay here all over the drinks is warmer than Justin's all over the place I don't is warmer than Justin. This is all over the place. I don't know. With a neutral cock. John oughta go for it. Yeah. Is Jay-Z still the warmest?

Yeah, Jay-Z's warm. Jay-Z's warm, yeah. You're not answering the question. Is Jay-Z the warmest? No, we had a super warm. Was super warm, Jay-Z? No, Kyle was Diplo or somebody. Super warm was Posner.

Jay-Z, A-list superstar rapper. But not, yeah. Gangster rapper. Jay-Z is A-list superstar rapper. But not, yeah. Jay-Z is all of those things, but some of those don't correlate to the celeb in Hidden Celeb. Got it. Yeah, but he's the closest. Or was it Diplo? Diplo is closest. No, Mike Posner.

Jay-Z is still the closest. Mike Posner is still very close. Okay. Alright. DJ Khaled no oh what's the fucking what's my that not as warm what's the name of the guy he the music video didn't he do in his picture chief Keith Oh chief Keith not Chief Keith Eminem good thinking though Still warm Are we anywhere? Yeah, you like this is frustrating. It's a Little dickie

Warmer but then what multifaceted I'm trying to make sure I get this down right. OK, all right. So maybe we're focusing too much on wrapper. OK, I got it. Yeah. Kyle? I think we're going to go, let's go to 45, and then we will make you tell us.

OK. Jamie Foxx. Pretty warm. Pretty warm. Pretty warm. OK. Michael B. Jordan. Jamie Foxx. Mm. Pretty warm. Pretty warm. Pretty warm. Okay. Michael B. George. God damn it, Dan. That was mine. Same warmth

as Jamie. Yep. Okay. Denzel. Denzel Washington. Same kind of warmth. Maybe not to that magnitude though. Warmth. Not on the worst scale, but I'm not. Steven thinks he's got it. Steven thinks he's got it. Idris Elba.

Super similar warmth, but not him. Okay. Che. Oh, Danny. Danny, I'm sorry. Che, if Che solves the puzzle. This is, huh. This would be.

It's two puzzle pieces uniting. All right, Chay, just go. Yeah, go Chay. Donald Glover. It's not Donald Glover. Oh. I guess, that's a good guess. I guess, great, fantastic guess.

Has anyone been in the realm of hot or very hot? Not too hot, no. We're all still in the warm. We've been very music heavy. That is a facet of the stardom, but it's not. Not all of it. Full of, yeah. Interesting, interesting.

That's why Donald Glover's good. Music heavy, but not full of it. Well. Yeah interesting. That's why Donald lovers good Who's it you wouldn't be going Drake would you Hannibal Bress This is so someone's in sings acts Hmm Okay Kyle This is so someone who sings acts hmm, okay? Kyle Kyle um Will Smith nice still warm it does get an acting bag. He does do a

forward-facing videos yes Like your guy kaisen at Not that's uh the hottest we've been oh, okay, okay? want one Speed yeah, no not speed no warm. No great greatly warm. Oh oh oh lately. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah another DDG no not DDG. Drusky. It's risky. It's not risky. Oh

It doesn't have to be a black guy could be could be oh, yeah, mr. Beast, but no somebody who's also cold Okay, does have to be a black Benny Blanco Colder than previous guesses that were pretty hot. God. A streamer who does music stuff. Go ahead, Jay, sorry. Bad Bunny? Not Bad Bunny, no. Pretty, uh, that's like back in the Jay-Z...

Yeah, yeah. All right, well, we hit our limits, so tell us. Oh, it's a... KSI? Yes. What? The other beater. Way to go.

Really good. Okay. Great job! Making internet guys. Alright TJ, pull up what I just sent you. This is the widespread tent panic tour. They're gonna be in Charleston, South Carolina. Okay, interesting. He's just lying oh

Man, hey wedding so perfect Under the guise of a gaze Under the guise of a gay wedding Is he up there right now? It's gotta be oh Huh Gotta be oh He's not on his perch. Oh Marissa he went into the anus studio after he ran away from Max. I think he might just be in there on his phone Do you want him back down here? No, I don't want him back down here. I just want to ask him Well, he doesn't know yeah, he isn't sure we asked him to document? He never told us he was going to the wedding.

He told Quigs. Okay. Yeah, ask him what he's doing. What's up, big cap? Hey, I just, I was looking at summer concerts. Are you going to any Panic this summer? Yeah, so I'm doing Charleston Saturday. Oh, nice.

When's the wedding? The wedding's at 5.30 and the Panic show's at 7. So you're not going to the second half's the wedding? The wedding's at five 30 and the panic shows at seven. So you're not going to the second half of the wedding? Uh, I think I'm going to make the second set of panic, but I'm going to wear, I'm going to wear my suit. I'm going to wear my suit. I think from the show, were you invited to the wedding or are you just going cause no, it's my sister's best friend. She's a fit. My sister's officiating the wedding. It's like a close family friend of mine. My wife got it. My sister's officiating the wedding. It's like a close family friend of mine my whole life.

Got it. Hey, not on Friday night, too. Yeah. No panic Friday. Get to the office. Any, you can go to panic Friday night. Any gay people at the wedding? Yeah, the groom.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. So. The groom singular. The singular.

The singular just the groom yeah I guess I will well he's great he's been but if the groom is gay would the bride not also be gay I don't know how to answer this. Okay, all right great. All right see you Menzies. The groom is gay. The bride doesn't know. Any gay guy is a groom. Oh man. All right you got your questions? I do. All right let's hear him. Yeah, yeah I know the first one. I got here just Easy one here has your fruit intake increased or decreased with age. This is good. That's good This is a change. This is very che you tell us rated on the on the 1 to 10 chase scale. That's pretty good I

Don't know if that is like will dry as much conversation, but I think it's a good starter I'll go I mean you you asked what your favorite phase of the moon was yeah There's wait. I mean that that's not the best question ever asked like yeah I think that's a purly fun. That's a absolutely prep sheet worthy, okay Next I've got next I've got uh Is one would you rather sure So would you rather? Sure. Yeah. So would you rather shower with jeans and shoes on

for the rest of your life or be tethered to an outlet from home at all times? You can add as much cord as you'd like. It won't come unplugged but you must stay tethered. Oh, I don't wanna be tethered. I don't wanna be tethered. Jeans. Jeans, jeans.

Unfortunately. Imagine getting wet in your clothes. Yeah, that's jeans all day. Okay. Next I've got a. Imagine getting wet in your clothes. Yeah, that's jeans all day Okay next I've got a Long trying to piece together how all this happened because he he doesn't know that he was live The groom the groom okay next I've got a Have you tried going to no phone case if so did you decide to revert back to case on or are you still without?

Case I've always been no phone. Okay, I'm case off full of no Have you seen the guy who grades wide receiver draft picks if they have a case on their phone no term in their hands Oh, I like that you want to grab a guy that doesn they have a case on their phone. No. Determining their hands. Oh, I like that. Yeah, you want to draft a guy that doesn't use a case. I have never had a case on my phone. Don't know why you wouldn't use a case. I drop it all the time.

It's engineered and created to not have a case. Also, and this is, I wrote a blog like 12 years ago about this because people would be like, oh, because you have money, you don't have a phone case. I had no money and had no phone case. The thrill of dropping your phone and trying to save it is Incredible to a kick save. I've kicked saved so many you're slowly stopping it. Oh my god It's so everything such a thrill everything you like circles back to gamma. Yeah pretty much It is the best you got I mean, you're no phone case. You you've dropped I don't get like a thrill out of all I get it's you're not how often are you kick saving?

Like if you drop it you do like a little Soften the blow off in the blow. I'm not kicking I'm softening the blow like knocking it off the table when it's facedown in like that little second. Oh, it's slow Oh, but it's slow. Oh do that to me. Oh Yeah, like it hits like concrete and you have that like brief second you're like I'm about to pick it up and see what happens, but it's like oh look just one scratch. Oh Dodge the bullet such a thrill. I've never seen so many uncased phones in one room for yeah Listen Steve Jobs made this thing. It's a piece of art. You don't fucking put a Well actually do a frame on Mona Lisa. You don't put a fucking frame

So the case sounded good, I don't do anything to protect a piece of art sounded good coming out didn't didn't land Okay, next one next we've got a To that one. What age is too aged to play organized contact sports? Too aged. Age is too aged? Yeah, so what age is a little bit... Where are you aged out of like organized contact sports?

Like football or... That would be contact sports. I've seen... Like tackle football. Right. Yes. I've seen the 37 under league. I think it depends on the sport football is

like 22 Some old folks playing rugby still rugby seems like yeah Basketball you could play for a long time. That's all you played it. I think to your 50s softball. You can play forever forever Yeah, that contact I'm just I'm just ranking the sports. No, there's contact in there. Hockey still has like an older crowd. Basketball there's certainly contact in basketball. In organized, like league format. Yeah. So beer

league hockey you could probably be in your 40s. And I think it really just depends if you can stay with your same age group. Like you can't be 40 playing basketball with 22 year olds. I think that's the one sport you can. You can, but you're not- It's not fun. Yeah. Embarrassed. We do it every week. We. He did it every week. Yeah we do do it every week. We haven't been doing it though have we? No. We gotta start switching to maybe Tuesdays. Yeah plus in the summer Friday. Summer Fridays are tough. Okay next one. The last one I got here is uh uh top three best parts about summer in Chicago top three worst parts about summer in Chicago. Top three worst parts about summer in Chicago. This is me more trying to pick you guys' brain on that.

I was curious. Mm, mm, okay. You want us to answer it? You don't have to if you don't like. I don't think there's any worst parts. The worst part is you just want to drink every day because it's always so nice. Yeah.

Awesome. Do you sip, do you sip booze? Socially I'll drink every once in a while, yeah, okay. Yeah, not having a boat might suck. I guess yeah, yeah Oh, you'll do the boat guys. They have that's a big thing boats out here. I Guess tearless wise like he's got a boat. He doesn't have a boat a lot of guys don't but yeah You're just missing out on the party. Yeah, I'm shocked. You don't have a boat. I don't want I'm not a boat guy I wouldn't want to take'm not a boat guy. I wouldn't want to take care of a boat.

It's a lot of upkeep. Yeah. The, I'd say the worst part is you do feel, you have moments of like, am I doing enough? Like am I having enough fun? Mine's am I making the correct decision? Yeah. I'm already panicked that it's gonna run out.

Right. It's almost gonna run out. Right, you don't wanna- We only have like three good months. And we don't want to waste any second of it. So it's like that feeling of being inside on a Saturday. And you're like, what am I doing? Got to get out. That's true.

You guys have the hard seasons. You only get a couple months for summer, and then it's really gone. Yeah, fall has started to last. Fall's nice. Yeah. Summer will drip into September now. Is fall still reasonably walkable? Yeah. Oh yeah. Still. Okay. I mean, winter's walkable. Yeah, I think it's overstated that

winter's not walkable. There's a couple days where there's a few. There's a few like zero degree days where that will that will test you as a man. Gotcha, but you're ready for that test. Yeah. Although you did say it was bone-chillingly cold when it was like 45 degrees. They didn't. The windchill, too.

They were leaving out the windchill. Yeah. We're just got it down to like 42. That does make me a little nervous. You'll be fine. Yeah, we'll be good. We'll be good. Yeah, totally fine.

But I'm just curious. Maybe some more nervous eating. Get a little extra layers. That's never a bad idea. Yeah. Do you have any preferences or interests about common things that you that people say is strange or unique? I've had too many conversations about my interest to know

someone was to call them strange. I got pretty regular interest. Nothing too out of the box. But I guess if we were to talk about my interest more, you might think. Top five interests. Top five interests. In no particular order. You want the D to one. Yeah, I really enjoy people watching.

That's probably my top five. It's really enjoyable. I enjoy a nice myself oh man I didn't mean to be like a situation I'm sorry my bad no I tell you that I do uh I mean we just leave it to people watching yeah we'll go they also go back my bad yeah no no no you're good I'm sitting here I know like Xbox Xbox is an of mine now. I do like the Xbox. The Xbox is great. The Xbox is an interest. The game is fun. I like perusing on YouTube. That's fun, different subcultures of YouTube.

That vast network. I do enjoy a little saltwater fishing. I'm not very vast college-wise, but I do like to. Oh, you got to go up and fish with Brandon. It's freshwater, right? You got a lake situation. It's pretty awesome. Yeah. It's more of a freshwater right you have a lake situation it's pretty awesome yeah more of a pond it's a lake anything over 30 acres is a

lake what's it at 29 something 90 90 acres and super accessible very accessible just walk down my distance I have a pier that's me if you have a peer. No, no. That's true. Tiny little dock. A lot less people have peers than do have peers. That's true. It's a dock or a peer, whatever. What do you think your peer ranks with the other people who would say they have a peer slash dock? I have a lower end peer.

I just have two segments of... Probably need to buy a new peer. It's a nice peer. You want to buy a new peer? I need one. Where do you get a pier? Mine's a little shaky. Oh, the pier place. The dockery.

The dockery? The dockery. The dockery. I'll find a dockery near me. Those are good interests, Zach. People watching as your number one, not your number one, but as the first one you thought of is interesting. I think everybody loves people watching,

but nobody would think to put that in their interest. Yeah, it's like all time, I think it's all time sport. Yeah. Ooh. What is your best place to people watch that's not an airport? Pre-COVID it was Walmart, but they started closing them down early.

Yeah. So you would just sit at a Walmart? I'm a late night snack guy, so we're knocking out two different things. We're going to get the snacks and just kind of checking out what's going on with the people. Yeah. Late nights at a Walmart can get and you're right Lord a long. Yeah Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of pajama pants. Have you been there during the Walmart shift change? They do a chant what I believe they do a chant have you seen that I haven't seen the chant

I believe it though for sure thank you. I could see that. I believe they do a chant. What are these chant? Maybe it was just our wall. Yeah, I used to go up there just for it Yeah, go see the chant. Yeah, but TJ cuz they wonder if there's any found footage of Walmart chance. Yeah What are they? I think they just get each other hype for the shift and send off the people exhausted from their previous shift Keep morale high. Yeah, oh, yeah What's going on up there? She chasing somebody down. He said again. I think he just I think he just stalked somebody Zach did you talk to the Chuck?

Nice of yet, but okay, you'll find it. She's a fine joke. He might not be here today. I think that was the case Yeah, look at Tate eating a salad Think that was the case Yeah, look at Tate eating a salad Right assume that's a salad Kate had a salad today, too huge It was an enormous salad was like 5,000 calories I gotta start gotta start eating right yeah You pass anymore no I Might be too small. I think I passed the big one, so I think I'm in the clear

Possibly if you had a bigger penis uh-huh the kidney stones would hurt longer like pushing it out longer But if I had a bigger hole it would hurt less you think a bigger penis has a bigger hole has to bet if you have A chode it's a big hole, but you might. I bet you have the same size hole as Titus. I don't think so. You think Titus has a bigger... Bigger penis doesn't mean bigger hole. You can walk around in Titus's... My hole is like a pin in a water balloon.

It's like a water pick. Yeah, yeah. So high pressure when you're peeing? Has to be, right? I have a good stream. Solid stream. Oh, it's good. Yeah. Yeah. Not not ashamed of my stream. What was that noise? I think stretch stretch. I got I get more tired of coming off a weekend than I do coming off a week. That's because you're just you you work for the weekend. I do stuff on the weekend. Yeah. You don't do stuff here. I do stuff on the weekend. I just nap here.

Would you consider yourself a weekend warrior? No, because I also feel on the weekends I'm not doing enough either. I guess there's two separate elements of life, and both of them I'm unfulfilled at. Yeah. What would you need for fulfillment, man? I don't know.

I've been playing golf, and then I took my mom somewhere yesterday, so I had a good weekend this weekend. But I meant to play golf three times. I only played twice. I was a weekend warrior back in the day. It felt good. I like checking things off lists, but I don't like going to do the task.

Yeah. I'm reluctant to get out of the house. I used to just like going for rides on weekends, just right out in the country. But now I don't have, I don't know the area, so I don't ride out in the country like I would at home. I used to go to the gym on Saturdays at like 8 a.m. and it was the best feeling in the world.

You feel better than everybody else. I have like the entire day and I've already went to the gym. And I didn't have to. Miss that feeling, yeah. That's the best, get the workout in on Saturday morning. Oh, and have two breakfasts. Oh, and you just feel good the rest of the day. I miss that. I need to try to start doing that. And when I say that I will never do that. I'm gonna try to start doing that.

Yeah, I want to get fit so bad. But I you'd be a monster. Oh, you start taking steroids thinking about Kate gotta be a muscle mommy. Oh, I know I grow some muscle mommy Testosterone y'all say that but her being fat as fuck will be funny to you think any or an Audi belly button any? You can't be a muscle. Yeah, they have outies. I think most muscle mommies have their shallow belly. Yeah, I don't know if they're Yeah, you see I found the alternate The tate after dark Lucas. There's one other Lucas. We don't want Instagram, and he's a fucking bodybuilder He's fucking ripped. He's like we need him. Yeah, he's like super super strong. Oh, we're gonna get Joey swole in the office. I really

Weekend I hit him up. I was like, hey, are you around? He's like, I'm going back on Sunday But I'll be back in a couple weeks. I've got to get him here. Where's he live? I think in California He's the man. He is swole So so he's as swole as he is Joey Yeah, what if he shames us for making fun of smokes working out in the office? Jim etiquette right like he knows yes. Yeah, he just makes people feel comfortable. Yeah Ever since COVID it's been so hard to just tell yourself the only reason you're not working out because you don't have time Right you mean we had all the time in the world. Oh, yeah

Everyone could find time I know You're not working out because you don't have time right you mean we had all the time in the world. Oh, yeah, you get back Everyone could find time I know Just can't do it. It sucks sucks This is a bummer. Oh Yep Number 26, 37, who wanna be? That's an upgrade. That hurt so much. My chant, they were circled up. Absolutely. There we go.

There we go. Uh-huh. Oh man. This was similar to what I saw. Give me an A! Give me a squeaky A! Squeaky A! Give me another squeaky A!

Squeaky A! This is pretty late at night. He's good. He is. He's got me excited to work at Walmart. Why does he need two squiggles? Wow. I did not know that. What do we want to be? Accident free! Thank you very much. I did not know that. That's pretty cool.

That's definitely just the people leaving. No one's going to be that excited clocking in. Yeah. Come on y'all, ready? Doing the Walmart cheer. Come on Chelsea! This is what I wanted. Alright, start it. Or by foot! Alright, start it. Oh my god.

I misspelled it. I hated doing the damn cheer. A! Give me an M! Give me a squiggaly! Squiggaly! Give me an A! A!

Give me a T! Give me a take. Take. Take. Wall art. I like the simple people are into it. It's an exciting part of their day. Oops. There we go. Little vindication.

Okay. Should we start a cheer here? No. Oh, God no. I'd rather fucking die, Kate. Oh. Viva, viva, viva, viva. Oh, God no. I'd rather die We'll get this facility on it um all right, let's spin the wheel TJ I'm excited to have you around Zach. Yeah, yeah, I appreciate you saying that man. I'm excited to be here

I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, thank you guys very much. Don't be nervous Nervous it's just I don't know I don't think me saying don't know I want to be nervous Thank God he said that Changes his voice Okay, are you comfortable with your what a relief? Thank you Daniel. Yeah Yeah, okay. All right. What are those pants those velour nice pants? Oh nice I think it's like maybe a corduroy situation did you put your foot out last night ready like first day of school I didn't I should have yeah I've been a good call oh you look that's good

fit I was rummaging through the boxes trying to be like well I think these pants fit let's throw them on and it worked bring a sports debate topic for me and you tomorrow okay I can do it for us yeah we'll just do it we don't do it on the act we'll just do it oh we could do it on the act no just me and him yeah I mean I'm still thinking about the Prince Fielder yeah that was he's actually bad at it and you all pretend he's good he just all he does is just start asking questions that's all he does there's like going on in that yeah all right spin the wheel TJ

the wheel, TJ. Oh, no. Oh, that's fine. If it reset and that's your straws, yeah, style a stage for the wall It's the act, it's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shop or're doing Yankee Slop is the act Is the act Hey, I hope everybody had a good weekend Love you guys, see you tomorrow, bye