The Yak - Big Cat DESTROYS The Gauntlet While Max Makes Some Sandwiches | The Yak 12-4-24

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. Robak.com promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase. Cues Zips, Polos, Hoodies, Joggers, Shorts. Robback.com, promo code Yak, 20% off your first purchase, Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rowback.com. Kate, you have electric hand warmers. Yep, just came in today, fully charged.

Oh, these are new? They're brand new. These are awesome. Yep. You guys wanna give them a try? Like, I don't, I'm not a, what do you call it? Hand warmer guy? Woman?

Woman. I'm not a woman, so I don't get cold mysteriously for no reason But those are very nice. Oh, yeah, I've been putting them in my pockets What is it with women just being cold women? I'm high women be cold. You're cold. I'm cold all the time You're woman the heat went out my my furnace broke while I was away for Thanksgiving And they haven't fixed it yet, so it's 50 in my apartment has been three days Eaters space eaters now you can take these home if you need them. Thanks Kate. You just got them I'll take them yeah, so you have to walk around to clench your fists well

There's little you can put them on your wrist so they can dangle you like we know It's you can be hands-free if you need to oh, but women are cold. They're cold. Yes, it's it's What is that? Hmm come here max. They're cold at the wrong times Their hip angle they get cold Result yeah, we get cold when it's cold really cold they get cold when the year It's like 80 degrees you're like oh is there a draft when you're chilling like perfectly, but they also get hot Yeah

Yeah, true and old people get cold old people get cold a lot Yeah, skinny people get cold skinny people get cold bad people never get cold. You don't get cold I could it takes a lot. I could have every window open in my apartment in the middle of winter and be perfectly comfortable Yeah, cuz we've run hot run hot. What is this? That's put oh yeah. Yeah, I knew that Yeah, like a search for a draft like who is there a draft in here You like always looking for some some airflow. No, that's what women know. That's what oh, yeah They love plugging drafts love being like close that. Trying to figure out where the air is coming from. Yeah do you feel that? That's more an old people thing than a woman thing I think. No I put, I put painters tape over

our window cracks because I swore there was trash coming. My wife does that. Yeah. What? Puts tape over the window cracks. Yeah that's crazy. She'll put foil over a window cracks. I like I like being cold I prefer being cold all the time. I just get it going from cold to warm is like the best sensation Yeah, being hot all in under a blanket. Yes Getting into a hot shower. Oh Can I tell you all the best to stand in Chicago? Yeah, they all go to this breakfast restaurant ever Yeah breakfast. No, you have this breakfast club. It's on the corner You walk over there and you're cold and as the warmers as you walk in they have a little you walk up steps

That's covered and then you walk into the restaurant. So there's like a pre room Well that pre room has warmers pointed down at it and it's the best place to stand and sometimes I stand there That is a great that's great feeling another great feeling especially in the winter in Chicago is when you go to a bar and you get like really fucked up and then you step outside and The with the the cold hits your face and it like gives you like a sense of a little bit of sobriety But you're still fucked up. I love that feeling I love that feeling It's like it's like it's like cocaine and you've got cocaine in your system So you got double yeah double coke you ever go from cold to hot and it makes you like make us out like you're like In your car, you know all the time

That would be like Kate would explain it more and be like yeah, my car's been acting funny every time I touch Like a Wario Like go for a cold walk and then we get back in the car we both like We were late Your Wario shit Max you are here because you are you're just being Italian today kind of well You know this PFT is planning to fry a turkey tomorrow. Yes So yesterday was a whole debacle of trying to get him a turkey to fry

That wasn't frozen Because that would have taken that would take too long whatever so in that process We got like a 12 pound turkey that was fully cooked. Oh You can't obviously how did that happen in that process that I don't want to throw I don't want to throw anyone under the bus but Paige got of turkey that was fully cool you just immediately threw page yeah how do you want to do that how do you how do you just accidentally get a fully cooked turkey well she sent Jacob on admission to Whole Foods so why didn't you throw Jacob under the pot well?

I think page I think page ordered it and then Jacob went to go get it and then okay It pages fall so you come on yeah, you're not gonna blame Jacob. Yeah. Yeah, you sent a moron to yeah intelligence job correct So now we just have this huge 12 pound turkey. That's fully cooked That PFT can't use what he wanted. Hold on hold on Max hang on a second. I was talking to Nick. I didn't hear what you said. I Didn't I don't I'm not aware You know where we will keep out of your mouth don't remember. I said, then you put him on surviving I did not

Somebody fucking did yeah Dave we've already had this fight. Yeah, that's hard. We might have it every day there's an episode to be honest. By the way, I'm so confused on timelines of surviving that Dave sent an email being like be very careful of spoilers. I'm just not gonna say anything because I don't. You don't know what's coming up. I don't know like I don't know anything so we're like even what I just said is like was that too much Yeah, so we talked about it at the end but do tune in seven o'clock on Tonight and tomorrow and then there's a schedule

So many episodes it was it was cool though one Part where you could see into the yak studio a little bit and I was curious were we doing the show at that time Malisek you know yeah you know because it would have been a cool little Easter egg oh that was a great way we were doing that yeah a lot of people were watching for that we're hoping they would see a little glimpse of us the Malisek dating show yeah it's good to have some yeah I'm on 20 video whoa oh shit that's crazy Okay, so what yeah, where are we good for them? So I got three sandwiches coming up three sandwiches on the menu today

How does everything do with turkey by the way? So we ended up just getting a 12 pound turkey that we had nothing no use for so I said that I would make sandwiches with that 12 pound turkey so that There is some use out of this thing. Okay, so you're gonna carve the turkey you're like yeah carving I'm nervous about not not necessarily oh here's the turkey by the way I probably should have shown this turkey oh look at that it's not that big now that I'm looking at it expecting 12 pounds yeah that's not that big I have way too much ingredients no it's 12 weight but the bones weigh something can we toss it around the room real Max?

Can you hit a three-pointer with it nice? We have to use this turn. Yeah, that's using it I'll hit a three go hit a three we're gonna ruin the turkey Fine lay up lay up lay up free throw free throw. What do you mean? It's gonna ruin the turkey. It's gonna I'll stand and get the rebound so won't hit the ground. What's gonna explode? I actually gotta hit a three. A three would be a horrible idea. Let everybody go out to Kepton. This is a horrible idea. Pre-throw. Let's all hit a three.

We have to. You have to hit a three. Wait, let's play a pick. Let's play knockout. Turkey Day is about to be ruined. Sandwich Day is ruined. Wait, what are the other ingredients? Well, it's gonna be just the ingredients now.

Turkeys the only ingredient? No, I have a classic turkey sandwich, mayo, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, blah, blah, blah. I don't think we have enough turkey. I don't especially after this one gets ruined. I may need to get more turkey. No. Oh my God.

No, Brandon. Brandon. All right, go shoot your free throw. Max. Oh my god Brandon all right go shoot your free throw max. Oh, it's leaking Max has to hit a free throw You can't start cooking until you hit a free throw. Yeah. Something's leaking out here, we don't know what it is. It might be the 12 pound turkey.

Oh, did the turkey just explode on Max? Oh, air ball. Come on, Max. Bend those knees. Nice. You already need to do more. That was sick. Alright, go make us some sandwiches. No! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Yeah. That's okay. That's all right. We're gonna need a bigger turkey. That was awesome. Can we see a replay of that? That was sick. Turkey ball. We need, I need

a little bit more turkey basketball. Yeah, that was. Turkey basketball might be the new sport. I would love to see three people do the weave with a turkey. Turkey gauntlet? Oh, a turkey gauntlet would be so... Yes.

Stephen, terrible job catching that. What happened there, Stephen? Oh, was his foot over the line? Stephen, what happened with the catch there? Was his foot over the line? Oh, no, Max, your foot might have been over the line oh no it's good he's good no what an athlete That's really impressive. Super impressive. The perfect corrections. So heavy.

Beautiful. Look, he knew. Brandon, you know. He stayed with them. You already need to do more. Oh, that's some good shit. And then we're going to eat those turkey. That's right. And we're going to win. Max, you know, he's not close enough to hear you.

Where is he? He's over by the kitchen. No, he walked that way. Oh, did he? Well, he's yelling at people, you can hear him. I hear him. Where is he? He's about. He's a foot. Yeah, he's got to be around that corner in the kitchen. Somewhere. Right here. See see that there is that him back there you can't hear it's definitely max hell is he oh now they're yeah max max come here one more page is yelling at me you were yelling at her But that's just my normal voice Very Italian, I just kind of want a turkey sitting on the basketball racks now whenever we do the call it your grant max

So can you do I saw there was a couple loaves of bread? Can we get one big turkey sandwich so we can hit some wiffle balls? Oh, yeah sandwich Can we get one big turkey sandwich so we can hit some wiffle balls? Oh, yeah sandwich Good idea think about you don't think about you don't respect food You're thinking about you're you're thinking about like feeding people we're thinking about entertaining the masses How how hard would you have to kick it to get it past malice? We should do food sports one day. Yeah That's what Jesus did with the fish and the loaves bread right? Yeah, be a good thing entertain sure episode This is like food sports. No. I think we have a lot to do today

Yeah, the thoughts are I want to play dodgeball with everything we got hmm. I have food Uh-huh how much food you got I also told page to order some more turkey, so maybe we just Use that turkey for the sandwiches and we can... No, I wanna see you carve this turkey, because you're gonna fuck that up. Oh yeah, for sure. Alright, yeah, do it out on the court so we can watch. What else is in the bag? On the court?

Yeah, just get a table. Or, do it wherever we can watch. Can you... Bring it over there! Is there a camera over there? Do you want it right here? Yeah. I guess the kitchen is full of cameras.

Yeah. Oh yeah. This camera. Has he had any food rants on PMT? Um I mean the two sodas debacle was pretty famous. Yeah but like. Not food rants. Like to get him going. He did for Mount Rushmore season this past year. I think we did like 20 Mount Rushmore's and I think 18 out of 20 of them, he found a way to get meatballs in it. He's got a lot to say I think. Yeah, he's got a lot of, he likes meatballs.

Look at that. Tables got a lot of meat. Hey, can I get a meatball sub? All right, well you gotta ask. There we go. Oh, we gotta get a meatball sub? All right, well you gotta ask. There we go. Oh, we gotta get a Bocce again this- Oh, that'll be great. Oh, yeah, that's happening again.

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, lunch January is coming up. Yeah, lunch January. And it saves like, just the fact, when you wake up in the morning and you're like, what's gonna be for lunch today? Don't have to order it. It's maybe the best feeling Did you guys put in your top three picks that was oh I need to do that. Oh is that I don't know I didn't know shit

Get our picks in oh No Throw one like a javelin though. Yeah, see how far you can throw one. Max. She's gonna ruin Turkey Day. I do want him to throw one like a javelin. I'm not. Make him shoot one of them half-quartz

until he makes a baguette. I would still eat bread that was on this floor. Is it possible to have a baguette on the run if we toast it? Hey, there's a lot of pubes on the floor. Oh, let me, you know what? Throw me a pitch, Brandon. Let's see if I can.

Yeah, yeah, yeah Is this in poor taste Yeah, okay wasting good. Yeah people hate people hate food waste. Yeah, it is. I don't know it's like We're still gonna eat it. Yeah This is my station Bread home run would be we saw a turkey free throw and now a bread home run. Not happening? No, it's too flimsy. Can we toast it?

Cork it with an olive. Can you throw it through the body armor bottle? Probably could do that. Probably. Does turkey smell bad to you guys? Yeah. Farts? And I think taste.

Yep. And it doesn't taste great. It smells and tastes bad. It's rare to get a good turkey. Would you or? No, I want to eat. Have you guys ever opted for the turkey burger on a menu? Yeah.

Health. Health consciously. I think it's kind of a good option Yeah, if you can overload that with stuff to where it kind of a yeah a bean burger. You'd rather have a black bean burger Bread is gonna be the biggest issue. it's what we're really gonna need. I think, Che, I would rather see Che hit Brandon deep. What? That's harder. Yeah, this is good shit.

Brandon, can you you think you could score a goal on Malice that kicking the loaf of bread? Oh, Frisbee golf. Oh Whoa banging chains with the turkey yeah bread bread sports are cool Do you think he's the first person to ever bang chains with a full turkey? Hmm has that ever been done before I bet you a living turkeys flown into or like kind of went into one certainly I feel like those like turkey. Where is turkey country the Midwest or the mid-atlantic pretty much all

Pests yeah, they're all over wild turkey tastes bad. Yeah National bird of America been Franklin out his way dumbass dumbass In his backyard. That's Turkey, that's where they grow the turkeys, not where their wild turkeys are. 49 other states? Yeah, 49 states. They like attack people every year. Turkeys are mean birds. They're very dumb. They used to sleep in the basement of my house. They used to peck at the door. Yeah big beasts

They don't they don't my mom would say to describe a dumb person They're like a turkey who would drown when it rains they would look up right yeah, turkey is an insult. Yeah So is chicken head cut off turkeys are ugly food. We got to do a food You know what we got to do we do a food sport day But also in conjunction with maybe like a food drive so people can't be like oh You're racing. We'll just get a shit little can or the losing their saying right now the loo Oh, they're saying that we're eating everything that we've played with those balls Just just for the record for anyone who's saying that we we are eating, I will eat the... All of it.

I'll eat the bread that I threw through the body armor. Let's do food sports. The losing team has to have a meal of all the food that we played with. I like that. We'll do a big, yeah, big food drive. Help out the local community. We'll just do some community work.

Food drive. Or we take the food from the drive Yes, a tackle football game with a roach. I have a chicken would be so fun. It would be so fun Out of the packaging and oh, yeah slippery ass rotisserie chicken. Mm-hmm. Can you look karate kick that turkey? I Can't kick Max has to have a little more hustle because it's right there this page like if he got cutting to the turkey We wouldn't be doing this so actually if you're one of the people in the chat Who's being really soft about this be mad at max not us somebody go kick the turkey

Can I bring up the three-man weave again? I'd love to see some a three-man we've run run a play with a basketball Max cut this turkey. Can I bring up the three man weave again? I'd love to see some. A three man weave with a turkey? Just run and play with a turkey? Like a basketball trick. Max, cut this turkey, you idiot! I would love to see somebody dunk a turkey, but I don't think anybody has the facilities. We could lower the goal. No, we can't.

We can't? No. It's as low as they go. Believe me, I've tried, because Hank's... Yeah, if we could lower the... Brandon, if we could lower these, we could be at eight feet per so white I would like the turkey to be dunked today. Yeah

We're no I know you can't lower max if you don't start cutting this turkey. We're gonna keep playing worse Why Danny was supposed to be for you? Thought it was I know Who's it for I? Don't know so nobody It's for the Morale of the office

We are yeah, that's pretty much the only ones here the No, I asked cuz Hank has to yeah Yeah, hey, I'll just try to dunk by the end of this month Oh, yeah, training and I tried to get it so that I could lower the hoops by like Quarter inch like every week. That's a make him so it feels like he's getting better getting better, but they can't He's getting like serious about it like down to his very eye it like he's eating Greek yogurt. Yeah, he's very serious He's been training. He's been swimming. Is that something you can Develop he's trying I

think you can if you do the right like jump like leg exercises squats you can't you can't go from like nothing to dunking but if you have a general athletic ability like Hank does I think you could probably get there right yeah yeah you think you could dunk faster or become a very good singer faster well you can't become a very good singer right. Well. You can't become a very good singer, right? Well, I think there's a same type of thing tone deaf if you're tone deaf you probably can't What is he struggling? I mean if Hank were five three. I don't think he could dunk, but he's six one six you Six one, but I there's a slight difference slightly more you're right if Alan Iverson can

Hank must be able to he's taller yeah He asked he when we had Derek White in the office from the Celtics he asked him He's like do you have any tips for learning how to dunk and he was just like well Yeah, I mean I knew how to dunk when I was like 14. Yeah, just keep doing that Just be really athletic and just donk. Yeah, just keep doing that. Just be really athletic. Just dunk, yeah. Is this him carving the turkey by the way? He's breaking it down.

Eww. That's not satisfying. He definitely didn't wash his hands. He did. He washed them, promise. Blutman says it. I'm not going to eat these sandwiches. I'm going to eat these sandwiches. I mean the sandwich though. Who am I kidding? I'm gonna fucking eat this Hey wait, so see if I'm looking your pressure Joe burrow bought the Batmobile 3 million one of them. Can you drive it? I think it's a fully operational. It's not

Hard knocks last night got it Did you guys see the ball boys with their bandages so far? Oh, yeah? Oh? I don't get it for like a year, but I bought it It's from a Robbie Fox article oh wow Gonna be crazy You gotta go to the ventures Batman. We had the yes I think The suit and all

That's but you can drive you can drive it's drivable. Oh, just just not street legal wait, but that means it's not drivable You drive right right stadium parking lot Yeah, I guess you could do that if you have a big enough yard, I guess you could Sure, I bet Joe burrow has a big yard. Yeah, you got a really nice yard pro athletes get these crazy cars Like you you're gonna be in traffic. You're just gonna go ten miles per hour to the stadium or arena Yeah, yeah, like imagine missing a green light in the Batmobile you'd be like fuck as cities though I bet Cincinnati's got pretty moderate traffic I can't say no since he yeah I can't say no you can

probably speed in since he since he ain't nothing to like scoff at I'm not scoffing at a big metro area Since he also if you show me a drone shot of any city. I'm like that city is awesome I saw a drone shot since he is awesome most cities are cool I haven't been I haven't been but I feel like it's all I'm serious your boys not been to since he never been it's on the far corner of the state We're close to the Over to I know I haven've been to Palmaroy. I know, I haven't been there.

Ride the Ohio River over. Palmaroy. It could have, yeah. Down the Ohio. It could float down. Some Hawk Finn, Tom Sawyer shit. Can we see it again? And...

Yeah. Those are the only two, right? Can we see a drone shot of Cincy? I don't know if I'd be able to pick it out if I didn't know it was. I just, stadiums usually just tell you. Yeah. Kyle, can you look at a city skyline? No, I'm horrible at that. I'm horrible at it too. Oh, we should see if there's that game. Skyline Sporkle. Well, this is just, drones make everything cooler. I know, but look how nice it looks. Too close though. This isn't real. What?

Oh, yeah.. Oh man. The Queen City? Was Cincinnati where the balloon disaster happened? That was in Cleveland. Cleveland, yeah. They released Charlotte the Queen City? Charlotte is the Queen City. Yeah, there's multiple Queen Cities.

Cincinnati is, yeah, there's two queens. Charlotte Flair is the queen as well. What is that? That's fun. Two queens. That's cool. It's like a chessboard, Che. Nice bridge. You'll get mad if you don't come out with them. cool. It's like a chessboard. Yeah nice bridge

Shea it's like a chessboard with two the two Queens. What if you get the pawn all the way to the other? See right that's since II that makes sense. It's a dead giveaway. Mm-hmm. That's fun. Their stadiums right downtown Kentucky's right across the river. Yeah There's a thing. Yeah, never been. I gotta go. I wouldn't mind going to Cincinnati either. I've been a few times. It is a nice city. I've enjoyed my time in Cincy. I've had some great times in Columbus. Columbus is great. Columbus is a good place. Columbus is amazing. Red, white and boom festival on the river. Yeah. Very fun. It's not decaying like other Midwest cities that actually they're building best used bookstore

I've ever been to the one I told you to go to yeah, and drug law Which book law I wanted to live there so like right right it is Ceiling yeah, oh yeah under to cool old city right next to old mohawk to I'd love to go in there What can we put is there a sparkle for Skylines? Oh a geoguessor for Skylines, I guess itGuessr for Skylines? I guess it would be just GeoGuessr. Probably city Skylines. Oh no, okay.

Paris. Seattle. I hope I relax St. Louis. Alright, alright. What is that? Oh Vancouver? Toronto. I think number 3 is Vancouver. Yeah, good job. Let's just name big cities. I think it's one of York Sydney Rio Oh, there you go Rio, New York. That's Toronto right there, right? That's gonna be Toronto Seattle. It's no no

No, Sydney No Berlin This is just guest big cities. Nevermind. New York. Rio. Oh, that's Rio, yeah. Rio. What's the one with the desert up front? Is that?

Dubai. Perhaps. That's not New York City? Where? That one on the top right? Top right, I can't. Oh, under Sydney. All these are too small.

I need my glasses. I can't see, it's too small. A lot of needles with balls on the top. This is hard. Riyadh This sucks, but the eye before they are I just show us the fucking ass. This is brutal London For I don't think I would know my skyline

One of those it doesn't have a skyline. Wait, where's London? Just a bunch of clocks. Yes. Oh yeah. Paris kind of doesn't either. It's just the Eiffel Tower. That is all it is. That's really, take that away.

Paris has the- What's the second tallest building in Paris? What are the blocks called in Paris? Like it's all- Arc de Triomphe. Arc de Triomphe. Districts or- No, yeah, like if you look at it,

show an aerial of Paris. It's like perfectly set up Oh, yeah, oh, okay Indianapolis after That but if it says the state then we should be pretty good. Oh Cover the C's are so hard make it hard okay all right here we go. Oh That looks like Columbus is that Columbus oh small it's that Hartford that could be oh that could be and it

looks flat shit chaise that in Indiana Fort. I don't think so. What is this? Give us a state on this one. Count off. Oh, Sacramento? Is that San Jose? Yeah, it's like. Sacramento probably, yeah.

Yeah. That's not a skyline, that's just. No, this is. It's a harbor. Oakland? it might be There's no tall buildings. It's just like a be San Francisco. I don't think it's Just a coast see What's a bad bitch ass beach towns in Mississippi why would you do that?

Biloxi with no buildings? This is a... What doesn't have buildings? This is Miami? Virginia Beach? They don't have sh... yeah. Nope. This is bad. Long Beach. California. Long Beach. Nice. That's... That looks terrible. That ain't much. That's grim I Should say Omaha is that Oklahoma City? No, I would river on the water. That's a wide-ass River, huh? Yeah, this gotta be maybe an Iowa The more I don't see a pyramid so some if it's a bit Is that a big River or a lake shit a lake is there's a bridge Richmond gotta be a river All right show state this is another California, Oklahoma Tulsa bang we're good at this now Yeah, that's awesome. Well, let's think about it you guys been up in the space that is Cleveland

Vegas That I'm Vegas the fiend That oh Man, it's one of the good ones that Milwaukee mini Boston Could be Milwaukee Minneapolis we don't know shit. That's got to be a lake. We don't know shit for shit. I don't know Do you might be Tampa? Whoa? It's an ocean. Oh, it looks cold. It does Tampa is looking west Michigan right. Oh, it's an ocean. Oh it looks cold it does Tampa is looking west Michigan right. Oh, it's Detroit right yeah there. It is Detroit isn't it?

That's Washington DC. He's Aberdeen, Mississippi We're just horrendous this huh bad. Oh this one we should get one that is boss this one. Yeah, please Oh this one we should get one that is boss this one. Yeah, tree Here we go that's Columbus that is Columbus yep, oh Yeah, fuck this game. We're on a heater. Oh That's Indianapolis. No, it's a very small Town they all look the same. That's is that Cleveland that is Cleveland shit Winston Salem, I felt really good for Winston Salem. Oh, is it Atlanta is that it is Atlanta?

Charlotte is that it's smaller than all these it looks is that size Raleigh could that be is it Milwaukee is that? No, what's in Wisconsin Milwaukee? What about Missouri? City that is Kansas City. It's Kansas City is that some interesting Miami What? Some interesting, yeah. Miami? Those bridges look too old. What's in the water? Is that Tampa? That might be Tampa.

There's a bunch of kayakers? That is Tampa. Is that Jacksonville? That's Jacksonville. I got some blue shit. Is that? Is that? Mm-hmm.

Is that? Is that? That looks fun. Fuck, man. Yeah, this looks like a nice... Oh, is that Dallas? Is that Austin? looks fun fuck man? Yeah, this looks like a nice Is that down Austin? Austin the Bat Bridge yeah Is Denver yeah, maybe Denver

No big buildings Is that that's Provo Reno Provo Salt Lake oh that could be Reno We're really bad at this public city What's holy shit? What else is what else is by the mountain California? That's Sacramento? We already had that no we had Long Beach. We had no in Sacramento. Oh, we did no buildings try Walnut Creek Santa Clara would be in their mountains and the Lake Tahoe Bakersfield San Diego Pasadena

No, oh man, we don't have this one man Bakersfield does someone say that already you did this one man Bakersfield did someone say that already you did Airplanes that is that one's kind of easy. I'll let you guys take it Is this New Orleans we got some very good some rivers What's the swampy this might be Minneapolis. Oh, no. Florida. Is that Tampa? Is that Orlando?

Jacksonville? Orlando? Jacksonville? Yeah! A dead giveaway. That's Solace. That's Tacoma. We're so bad at this.

That's Hargo. Baltimore. That's Winston-Salem. It's Midwest. It's gotta be. Yeah. Winston-Salem. That that's Hargo Baltimore Salem That's Winston Salem. It's Midwest gotta be yeah Winston Salem North North Carolina Charlotte is that

That is grim. Yeah, that's gotta Mankato Raleigh Duluth What state oh Yeah, it's whoa. Yeah, is that Dallas? Dallas is bleak. No, it's not Dallas Houston Fort Worth Lubbock Thank you, right El Paso That's that look at all that is that is Nashville right

That looks invite that's uh is that Cincinnati yeah The Pittsburgh could it be Pittsburgh has the building with the middle finger on it hold on scroll down Show us fucking state no sale, oh Raleigh Damn it That's la Spokane. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's Spokane All right Where would that pose all like city? That's uh it's funny because we had the oh boy Z Anchorage Anchorage

It is a great thing. We had the states. We still would suck. Oh, it's Anchorage anchor anchor. It's gotta be a jo are Fuck oh, you know no no it's definitely not you come on fairbanks. I don't know that's fairbanks that Reno that that's Fucking state that's a big ass mountain. Is it Washington, Oregon outport? Yeah, I would have expected to be bigger. Yeah sucks I'm freezing looking at yeah, what is this? Yeah, it does look cold Toledo it cold? Toledo It might be Toledo Pretty big boats on that River

This is Mississippi all over it Is that? Kentucky that's Louisville. Yeah, that's like for sure or Louisville All right, let's get this one. Let's not fucking around Pittsburgh. No, I don't know Omaha It's got a lake Set is that New York City All right scroll down yeah, that's

Are we really doing 29 more? Sandy Springs That's Atlanta. I've never heard of that Really doing 29 mornings? You can't do this. Oh, that's Sandy Springs. Where is that? That's Atlanta. I've never heard of that in my life. Well, lock in, Brandon. What do you mean, lock in Brandon? You used to write speech for Coca-Cola there.

That's gotta be Bismarck or something. Aw. Yeah, that's Bismarck. Oh, that's bad. This is, is that Fargo? I just, this is Des Moines. Yeah, he's right. Give me Kia-Cuck. Yeah, TJ, right. Mm-hmm. Give me Kia kuk

Yeah, TJ give us I haven't gotten a single one of these Scroll down. Yeah, just give us a state everywhere Omaha that's Omaha, which at all Lawrence Wichita, Lawrence, Wichita, yeah. That's Provincetown. Virginia Beach. Atlantic City. Virginia, it's in Virginia. Oh.

That's Dallas. That is as Dallas as it gets. Yeah. It's not gonna get more Dallas than that. That's Minneapolis. That's Minneapolis. Killing it now. That's, yeah, yeah.

That one was tough. That's a tricky guy. Oh. Oh. Is that? That's a that's a trick guy That's sacramento how many times do you know? That a park in the base is that an is that an MLS, Oakland? No, no, it's anaheim Is that Fresno You knew your Fresno shit, Oh that's San Diego for sure.

Yeah. No doubt about it. 100%. Yeah, I was doubting. That's huge. That's the age. This one's bleak. Yeah. Hey!

That's Rockford. Yeah, that's Rockford. Oh! That's Phoenix. Tucson? Can I ask, when's theford. Oh that's Phoenix What's the last time y'all took a look at max? Oh? Yeah, we forgot about my fucker is to see been some turkey out there All right enough of these cities. Yeah, sorry. Oh, that's uh

That's Oakland. That's Oakland for sure. That's Chop Oakland that's Oakland for sure that's What's in Salem that's Milwaukee there's New York that's Milwaukee to that's LA that's Dallas there's Nashville Yeah, it's Dallas again. That's Omaha's Columbus Demoralize but how hard that was yeah, we don't know shit about Max look at him go Sound is I don't love the mic being he had to sit down like that fat rapper. Oh my god You need some of his bars are You seen with the oxygen tank yeah, it was bad

I don't know how you get that fat is that is that that part of the show now? Like dude is he actually a great rapper? I've never actually seen no I think he's a good rapper who's blowing up and like Financially probably needs to perform when you but when people buy a ticket to go to a show are they saying like I want To see his songs or I want to listen to songs. I guess would be I think they want to So it's out on school Where's it like I need this is like a circus, and I need to see how he probably mix in those His new song he put out a new video. He sings about getting head. I'm Not buying head yeah

No he definitely gets head you think he gets head absolutely gets head They got to do like after my spelunking to get there. Yeah They gotta do like, spelunking to get there. Yeah. It's like that guy with the green boots on Everest. They're gonna pass up dead hoes on their way to the dick. Yeah. Preserved forever. They gotta summit and they gotta trek. There's a skull under here.

It's like a Donner party situation on the way to suck his dick. There's a new White Sox Day video from Turkey. Oh video from Turkey oh yeah the bandages are so oh I knew it what I want it Turkish ice cream by a furry Jess oh my god he looks so weird He's having the time of his life, man. Can you go to Donnie's Twitter? The video of them walking Eddie out of the car like he's a mob boss. Under the umbrella. Is so good. Because they can't get it wet or expose it to sunlight. Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's so fucking good

These guys I can't wait to see them, but who's the dude with the umbrella? That's one of the random guys I think one of the random school. What are they supposed to be back Friday? I think they get back so we'll see him next week. I saw Donnie shaved his head in solidarity. That's right Yeah, it seemed like he didn't want to do that. He also has great hair. It'll be back in like two weeks John Kelly's there Great hair to John Kelly Yeah, that's gotta be they had to have they should have sent bald Yeah, camera people if you're a hair producer with them,

you gotta be nervous that they're gonna. Try to steal your hairs? Well, that'll just make you do it. All right, bald eagle word, most hair grafts transplanted, 5,400, Stooley, Howie, woolly mammoth word, least hair grafts transplanted, 3,300, Eddie. 3,300 still seems like a ton. It's so Eddie. Yeah

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once in a lifetime sporting event. Purchase your tickets today for the twenty twenty five Daytona five hundred at Daytona five hundred dot com. Nice. That will be fun. Mm-hmm What you iron up Brando? Looking to max cleaning the knife. Why don't we just open a candy store? Huh who said that I? Know who said that yeah Why does she want to open a candy store probably for caramel? No, I mean The candy store got a business they should what? What I think like a strictly a candy store unless you're on like a boardwalk or yeah? It's a vacation place as like candy store. I don't know if you like by the I go

I go to a candy store. I go to a candy store quite often I think good small town the only time I can get my satellite dishes my satellite wafers good small town You'll have one good candy shop That's been there forever. So you want to open one though Stephen? I just feel like that's a good business idea I can't recall ever thinking about a candy store. It's got anybody ever think of that Hey, by the way speaking of business ideas where we at with the candles. Oh It's been radio silence from cousin Brent so I get have you given cousin Brent any money Have I given cousin Brent any money have I given cousin

Brent any money it was weird because we were no nobody's given cousin Brent any money yet but we it seemed like we were good to go there for a while and then the guy who was partners with him to to to do the candles just one day put on Facebook love my new job and he's just living in a town 100 miles away. So he just moved up in the middle of the night. So I don't know if the candle business fell apart. God damn it, we were just getting going too. The partner went corporate.

I don't know if he went corporate, he just went somewhere else. He just spontaneously moved? I didn't know it was coming, I don't really have a relationship with him. That's not a good sign. That's cousin Brent. But Brent, but Brent's like that Brent just has Brent's boys with everybody, you know Brent Brent's Everybody loves Brent. Yeah. Yeah, I don't fucking like him stole my candle business from me There was it was never your candle. I was gonna be an investor

Yeah, but he didn't take any money. So how do you steal anything? The dream he stole a dream we can the dream exists now, but it's not gone anywhere. Do you think about it? Do you want me to get brand on the phone? Yeah? Mm-hmm By the way, congrats are a guy ron. Yes Twins two little rones. I know so mischievous. I was talking to him and I was like just remember the Ray Romano clip he's like that's one of the first things I thought of oh that was the most uncomfortable I've been ever Cuz I was like I'm gonna have to do that to your boys when they're of age

Nobody sexualized boys well. I'm just gonna have to ask him yeah, right have you guys kissed or I'll just ask ron Yeah, they kiss ya yeah He's gonna be an awesome dad the best the best very excited for him. I know that's awesome Twins a lot, but well it's two yeah, it's two more than one. I think that's better one more It's one more than double the double one rather have two at once or do I want in another one a couple years wins is So special to me. I don't know. It's a landmark to me. I feel like you're extra in the weeds at first But then it's like yeah, yeah, it's gonna be awesome You just made a you made a best friend you moved to expert mode faster You just made a pair of best friends to best friends. Yeah, like he'll always they'll always have a best friend you moved to expert mode faster. You just made a pair of best friends to best friends

Yeah, like he'll always they'll always have a best friend each other That's oh, I seriously yeah Yeah, the kids have like think think about it like every you know kids born It's like hopefully you get a best friend someday. You just made best friends, but isn't doesn't that make twins kind of weird? What do you mean? We need to guard? I mean like twins are twins are weird Well, I think I'm the kind that I twins are when every twin is like oh, I think I think it's parents are weird They make the twins weird because they if they like dress the twins rhyming like what I'm like if you're a parent of twins

You got a guard against your yes growing up. Yes, you're always wrong So I don't think you got to be conscious of that you can't have he's not gonna Let him have like a shared Twitter account, right? Yeah, right and they can't like yet. They can't be Like I think it's very cute when twins dress alike until they're like maybe Eight or nine and then you gotta be yeah, you guys can do what you want to do. Mm-hmm be your own self But they are best friends. Yeah Be your own self. But they are best friends. Yeah.

How many twins do you guys know? Twins do what? We had a ton in my school. I had, I knew one set. Like honestly like 10 sets. That's a lot, not even kidding. That's a lot of twins. That is a lot.

I knew the Henet twins. The Henet twins. I don't think I know a lot of twins. They were good at basketball and baseball. Skanezni's, Legends. Legends? Yeah. Wrestling twins? Yeah. I feel likeni's, Legends. Legends? Yeah.

Wrestling twins? Yeah. I feel like there's a lot of successful twins. I think that would help in wrestling a lot, right? You always have somebody to- Yeah, it's an everlasting partner. To work out with. I knew a few brother sister twins

that looked nothing alike. Yeah. Yeah, I knew that. Do they count as real twins? Not really. No, they just have the same birthday. Yeah, they were just born at the same time Twins you have to be looking alike I want to have three kids in the same grade not twins or triplets is that possible no thanks

Oh, well unless one is very stupid Surrogates if you're willing to pay up how much does that cost? Yeah, $100,000 you could three three three baby. Yeah, one gets held back three fucking unrelated sophomores I bet Tyreek Hill has some oh yeah Irish twins Don't know what that is twins sounds like a euphemism same birth year. It's yeah It's it's like brother and sister brother siblings say born in the same. So what do you call identical twins from Ireland? Is this a joke no, oh Siamese twins

They gotta be connected I think they had to be cats. Didn't the original Siamese twins have a crazy life? Yeah, they're from like 50 kids. They were circus acts. Yeah, we call Join twins Siamese twins because they're from the first instance of this was Simon in Siam I am I was waiting for somebody else to say where I did not present-day time. I am so I am I am song I'm a me oh Yeah, you like some yes, they were sharing an ink bunker. What have they get bunker? Oh their death is horrific

Oh, no, What how? Oh? I think one died first. A meat slicer? They came across a huge razor blade How would one die and the other one not? Don't they share? How did they die? They share vital organs? One died. Yeah, that's what happens And the other one just has to wait to die elephant in the room ugly first of all yeah I know and is pretty hot Chang is gross. They can play it. There's not like it's his head coming out their cause of death was right

Oh, and I don't cuz half his brain died. Oh, yeah, he was scared as hell if half my brain was dead For what without I would die about half his brain died. Oh, yeah. He was scared as hell if half my brain was dead Fright without I would die about half his brain Well, they conjoined. There's two brains right? Oh, yeah, I guess they weren't conjoined at the head The sternum Hmm they shared sensation Wow oh Hmm they shared sensation Wow oh He had a stroke that sucks oh Then Chang started drinking oh

That's selfish. Yeah, you share a liver Cuz you would get the other person drunk wouldn't you yeah, maybe airing. Yeah, yeah your veins are connected isn't it through blood Early in the morning of one of the angels checked on sleeping twins uncle Chang is dead the boy We're police at the end who responded than I am going That's kind of hard Yeah, there's no that is kind of hard to be like yeah, then I'm out too. I can't it's crazy like there are Siamese twins That's something I have trouble thinking about Yeah, and there are uncontacted tribes

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Yeah, I wasn't expecting like an yeah a seven a bombshell what if she was super hot Wait wait is it a? Was it what I think it was what were they on a plantation oh North Carolina wait what I think they were on a plantation in North Carolina. What? Adelaide lived a while. Six days of each other. Hmm, that's depressing.

Oh. The kids weren't in great shape either. What the hell? Wait, 1,500 descendants? No. Huh? Holy shit. There's probably a Yakker out there who's watching this

who's that's their like great, great, great, great parents. A lot, yeah. An Air Force Major General, archeologist. A governor of Florida? Nominee for governor. Pulitzer Prize for music? Wow. President of the railroad.

I mean, if you're having 21 kids total, oh, what did I say? These guys really affected the world. Wow, anyway, congrats to Ron. Yep. Yes. Yes. Oh, happy for him. He's gonna be an awesome gadget.

Awesome. What's he dipping? What's he doing? What is he doing? Does he know we have to do a gauntlet today? Should we just do it with him in the way? Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He just snapped his foot. Oh. I don't know. If we did it with him there, I mean, like, balls could bounce. Did he just eat mayo? Is he creating like an aioli or something I think? Oh, he's walking with such purpose. When he... when Max is like in his bag, nobody walks with more confidence.

He gets to walk him. Yeah, he gets to step in. confidence. He gets to walk him. Yeah. He gets to step in. I can watch Max all day. Yeah. Do anything. He's one of those guys. He's probably the number one guy here that if we had a channel just following him around. Yeah. Well, you watch Max, I'm watching Blutman I think. Yeah? Yeah. I think it'd be kind of you're just watching football, but with his red head in front. It's just static Yeah, it's just it's a photo Probably yeah, yeah Weren't you gonna do like a following Blumman around the grocery store video at one point Nick was that a thing? You guys wanted to go to the grocery store he wanted us to oh yeah

I think yeah, I've seen him at the grocery store it wanted us to oh yeah, yeah, I've seen about the grocery store It is what does he buy like very random? Snack products only like nothing with any sort of substance in it. He's a candy boy Yeah, he does always come in with like a weird. Hey try this till amook. Yes, whatever yeah You'll have Asian candy some days. He's a he's a big milk a boy. He He likes eating Milka and he loves zombie jerky, I believe. Where's he going? What's he doing? Yeah, what's he up to now?

What's he doing now? It's pacing. What? Where's he going? What's he up to? See you, Dan. Oh, oh, what's he gonna do? Oh, he's stealing a piece.

No, he's stealing the whole thing. Oh, he's gonna be piece. No, he's stealing a whole. Oh, he's gonna be so upset. Turkey. Just put it behind. Hurry, hurry, hurry. What's chopped up next to the turkey? What is that, Brandon? The white stuff. Cheese? Cheese probably, yeah.

This isn't gonna happen, but just in case, what if he assumes it's us? Yeah, this isn't gonna happen, but just in case what if he assumes. It's us We just say it's not anybody be cool. Yeah, yeah, let's start. Yeah, that's nothing Um in the event that he does I think that's Seattle. Yeah, yeah Seattle is probably the first year I went to being there All right, we got it there. He doesn't even notice. Alright, we gotta act natural. It's not there.

Just taking on 90% of the team. Is he gonna reach for it? Is he gonna accidentally reach for it? I hope he reaches for it with an empty hand. Don't be off. Alright. See, no, that's Toronto. That was the fourth thing. I was gonna say that.

We just put this hand out. That's Terrell. That's no. That's Portland. We already did Portland. It's Portland. I'm telling you, it's Terrell. We did Portland.

V&E. Saskatoon. Tom, fuck, I can't get it. I don't know how you get it. Fuck. Max? What's up, dude? I'm doing my board. What? I can't get it. Fuck. Max? What's up dude? What?

Your board? My turkey board. What? It's a turkey board. What happened? Where's your...oh is there a board there? Oh yeah. It's not back...

Oh, do you want us to help? No. Look for it. Are the turkey sandwiches almost done? Turkey? You took all the turkey. Oh, I think Luke has it. That's the turkey right there. Turkey.

That was perfect. What the heck? Wait, what the heck? Where's all my turkey? He knows pervert. What the hell wait wait what the hell? Where's all my turkey? Hmm Colder colder colder warmer

warmer warmer Warmer, but hear you when you have to say... You better not quit cold turkey. That's tough, man. It's like liver king searching for food on his property. I stopped cold turkey. Warmer? Oh! So hot!

There it is. Oh, my turkey board He'll get up again look at him with this turkey board he trips Oh look at oh that oh that That turkey board was in the control room fuck You don't just leave a board full of turkey out of anywhere This is a funniest like guy at work

His office, so this his desk every single day. His cubicle. Yeah. Another Dave grinding out nine to five. He really is the best. Files. He does make very elaborate sandwiches. I know. In the main fire area. Yeah, but Kate, that day that he had the slicer and we thought, this is a new max. We're

going to have sandwiches every day. He never did it again never never we got screwed What am I doing right now? It can't be an everyday thing Why not? It literally that yeah Yeah, like sub shops, that's literally what they do every day you have a can you imagine having a sandwich every day at lunch oh Can you imagine having a sandwich every day at lunch? Oh man, if we just made Max like a little storefront. That'd be awesome. I think he'd like that.

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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. No, it's the first night without football and forever it since last Wednesday. So what are you doing that? Oh shit?

So what are you doing tonight? Wait last Wednesday in a Mac? shit Mandate no Okay, so what are you doing tonight? You guys watching puck you going to the Blackhawks game? Yeah, yeah with facility Oh, so I mean, thanks the big cat. Oh, yeah, so you're going on a man No, just two guys watching puck mandate I Guess to one's interpretation it could be to mine. It's not he's gonna hold hands. No

I told him if he's a good boy, I'll get him some soda No, no, no, that's a mandate. Oh, are you gonna fuck his ass? No, are you gonna suck his dick with your asshole? Alright have fun. Thanks. Thanks guys. Yeah, man. Are you driving? Does facility drive? Mandate ruined he's gonna cancel. He's gonna be thinking about sucking that dick with his asshole Is he driving? Does Fasoli drive? Mandate ruined. He's gonna cancel. He's gonna be thinking about sucking that dick with his asshole. For sure.

How are the Blackhawks doing though? Bad. Bad? Still bad? Yeah, real bad. Good, I thought they got... Ooh, no, they're real bad. Did Bidart take a step backwards? He had like 10 games where he didn't score.

12, and then he scored two out of the last three games though. Yeah, he's back. Hockey's not like that, huh? You can't just get the phenom and turn it around. No, they're bad. Surround him with a bunch of garbage, but I thought Tara Vynum would be better. He hasn't been great. Is that so?

Bertuzzi, Maroon. Yeah, you ask... Is that the same Bertuzzi? No, it's his nephew. Bertuzzi? You're thinking of Todd. I'm thinking of the Bertuzzi. Yeah, who got the penalty or the... No, this's his nephew. Pertuzzi? You're thinking of Todd. I'm thinking of the Pertuzzi. Yeah, who got the penalty or the...

No, this is Hector. Attack someone. Yeah, it's bad, but we're gonna get there. Scoring a goal seems really difficult. It is, you're on ice too. A lot of it probably comes down to luck to some extent. How do you judge a player's skill if it's not on how many points or goals they have? Well that a question for Brandon

Specifically I mean scoring goals is important Okay, probably the most in a hockey player have a lights out game with no goals. No assists. Yeah, I mean a defense What if he's on offense? If they're active and they just keep everything generating and other people get the hockey player has a no, I would actually argue you can't have a lights out game with no goals, no assists because they also hockey has the hockey assist where it's you get if you pass it to a guy who passes the ball guy, that's an assist. So if you're a scout and you see a player and he's having a lot of shots on

net and they're coming close, but not quite,'re getting saved. Pucks on net? Is that a good or bad? Yeah if you get pucks on net right. Flood the zone? Yeah they're bad though. But naturally that player if he leads the team in goal and shots every time is able to get a lot of shots he's gonna also lead the team in goals. Unless he's unlucky. Unless he's unlucky. Dread dreadfully unlucky would you rather want a really really good unlucky guy or a bad lucky guy tight scenario going back to the sphere yeah you invited me as well mmm you said you want to go to the we floated the idea then you said you're not a sphere guy

Yeah, I why? You guys said I wasn't a spray right, right, but your hesitation we were testing your head I've a shoe. Yeah, but I don't know when you're hoping you'd be like, oh, yeah, that's gonna be awesome I don't I can't name a Grateful Dead song Yeah, you can no can't you can name one. You can't make me okay Yeah, you can no I can't you can name one you can't make me okay? Got it you you're gonna name one no I'm not right you want like more beats per minute You want higher tempo music to be played at the sphere I do yeah, or to somebody you're a fan of But he's not a fan of guys who doesn't want anything at the street. I think guys aren't here guys either you're grateful dead guys

No, we're sure It's this what's the second best act you've come to this the problem is you don't know what you're talking about cuz you've never been in the Sphere what's the second best act you've seen at the spheres dead in company? No, no, no After we saw him twice. Yeah, so who's third so first dead in company when we go and yeah I'm gonna go we're gonna go I might move to Vegas. We might do the show from Vegas All right, Brennan you would get I would love that. Yeah, right? Saying that for me. Oh you get you get sick when you step outside. No, I don't it's a cool 31 today Thrive in that you're not a survivor did I thrive? Oh?

Yeah, you're a mic you wouldn't be able to handle that no way Oh, yeah, you're a mic you wouldn't be able to handle that no way Then why did you invite me? Oh yes, we wanted to tease you they asked 28 other You're trying to tease I'm excited though. We're gonna go wait when we the dates for that? Uh, billion of them are. Oh, unfortunately, I won't be around anymore. Oh yeah. Oh, so maybe you could go to the sphere. Well, no, because I, we actually probably won't even be hanging out. But you might be a sphere guy after you leave. Who knows? We might see each other there. I won't be with you. That would be

hilarious. Wow. Well, we can, we can go and celebrate the yeah new contract and you guys can go and celebrate Whatever you want. What if Brandon's new company is the Grateful Dead? Oh What if we go by the Grateful Dead? British is fucking rocking out of my guys. I don't know where me like what the hell Oh, that's Brandon Walker and see are just gonna take it Wow Why'd you go to Ciara? Huh? Ciara she's spoken for that's not what I said. What'd you say? Nothing CR He's talking about Chris Ryan. His dream is to be on the rewatchable CR

On the ringer podcast network. Yeah CR he would fit in really well there. They love They love people from middle America who love college football. It's a graphic that they get very excited about so. Sounds like you're jealous. They have an HR department probably so that's good for you. There's the first one. That is the first place I Introduce yourself like we'll get to know it will be Think the set are the sandwiches done. He doesn't seem to be even making sandwiches in it. He's got so many piles You know if you leave mince is going to get fired here and hired wherever you go. Yeah I'm pretty sure this is the only place that would have ever happened.

What? Oh, yeah. Look at him spread. Spreading, spreading, spreading. Lutman's taking notes. Very artistic with it. Good spread, Max. Thank you. with it. Good spread Max. Thank you. He is truly happy. This is the happiest he gets. It's wholesome and I like watching. It's like watching an artist. What's all the noise? Where's the people? Yeah there's a lot of scuttlebutt happening. I think it's because the sandwiches came out. I've only seen them apply mayo. Once the sandwiches come out it's just like everyone just kind of... Who are just people over there in that corner who them people Yeah, that would be

Their backs are to me as our co-workers. Oh, yeah, that's this. I know you don't talk to the women Who's that guy y'all passed a role people with Mississippi ties can't talk to the interns. What do you want me to do? Or else be severely punished. The gauntlet is set up. Oh, hell yeah. Should we run it? Yeah, let's run it. Yeah, alright, spin the wheel.

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You want me to recruit real fast and see if anybody's here that hasn't done it? Nah, just spin it. All right, you can just spin it then. That's one of yours right there, right? Has he done it? Yeah, one of us can make history. Shane, have you done the gauntlet? Oh, he's filming right now.

KB... Nope. Big hat. I think the bags are lighter from the last time you went, so please be sure not to overthrow. Okay, good point, good point. I think they're a lot lighter. He's starting Lettuce It's getting angry three different sandwiches, I don't think he's getting angry. I think he's passionate to read it I think there's three different sandwiches in America footballs would be the best part hitting it back I

Haven't done the gauntlet forever Have you ever had a bad performance? I think I had well, I mean I did the one blindfolded and it was still not horrible I think the wiffle ball is gonna be yeah, it's gonna be sure the launching No wiffle ball or else you'll hit it right to the back of his head. I think he's slowly realizing we're gonna do this I Don't care. Oh All right That one right torn because I want a piece of this sandwich so bad. But I also want to see Max get hit with things. Should I just launch the first one right at his face?

I think maybe real, real high. Okay. All right. Here we go. All right. You gotta watch those balls out? The sandwiches do look good. They do.

Alright, we ready? You ready TJ? Yes. Alright. Dan you good? Yeah. Here we go. Three, two, one, go. No, not in!

Oh! Go for the record! Four. Five. No! Yes! Oh shit! Oh shit! Whoa! Oh my god. Oh I'm missing. Panthers, dolphins, jaguars, marlins, lightning,

planes, strawberry. Basketball. Basketball, where's what was basketball Florida. Where's oh, I heat magic Where's our box blueberry I Don't know. I don't know time that whoa wait 127 what all the fuck it oh my god wait oh my god oh my god is it 123 oh you would have broke it if you didn't fuck with Max oh you tried on the cornhole if you didn't fuck with Max new record oh my my God. That's really max fucks me Holy shit damn. It's holy fuck wow damn. It's oh

That's gonna haunt me That's gonna haunt me. Yeah, I Wait, I had four throws you would have the top two if you because I got malice like on the first shot I got the Damn but how can that haunt you if you have the record because I would have I would have smashed the rabbit harder to beat Like I would if I hadn't fucked with max. I probably been like one, you know, I don't know 15 120 You're like world world Chamberlain scored 98 points, and he's like fuck But also would've been great to be the fuck on a mat

Right after two weeks only 98. Oh my god. I'm gonna get laid four times Damnit Yeah, that would have been awesome it would be awesome to do it with Max sandwiches out there and everything. Oh do I do it again? The TJ fuck me Not anymore than normal okay, yeah, that's always an error in there. I didn't What were the other questions You missed raise for sports Oh What were the other questions You missed rays for sports, but was there

Three sports for one player wears a different jersey that one I could have gotten Yeah, I guess the cream the cream cheese, oh I said regular yeah plane But I could have gotten like Queen the second basketball. Yeah, that was bad Fuck everything else is pretty smooth. Yeah, 127 is impressive pretty good bad. Oh I don't know if you'll ever get an opportunity like that again. Oh Let's get him Damn well where Brandon sneak off to he's eating a sandwich in the bathroom. Yep. Oh Okay, it's all his lunches I

Could see him doing that These sandwiches look incredible. Yes, they do. I wish I didn't see them getting made though That's tough because I know that it's just like maxi and washes hands Because I know that it's just like Max, he didn't wash his hands. What? You didn't wash your hands. I wash my hands twice now. Three. Three times? Three times.

So they might be a little dry. The presentation is beautiful. Yep, yes it is. Which one are you guys going to go for? What are the differences? I don't know. What are the differences, Max? Um, one's Italian, one's a classic turkey sandwich, and then one's like a Jewish turkey Max?

One's Italian, one's a classic turkey sandwich, and then one's like a Jewish turkey special. Jewish turkey special. What's in that one? The Jewish turkey special. Toys. Rye bread, Swiss cheese, turkey, and coleslaw. So is it just the rye bread? Oh, so it's like a...

Like a Reuben? Like a Reuben, but without, no sauerkraut. Got it. So not a Reuben. How do you guys feel about rotisserie chicken on sandwiches? Wonderful. I love it. The best.

Should be more readily available. I think Subway does it. They do. It's their only really good sandwich. Yeah, rotisserie chickens rock Dude at Costco that's like oh the war that's that's a black Friday might like the black Friday in-store thing might be dead of people like trampling each other for microwaves, but Costco when they put out those rotisserie chickens, that's a clue. That's still a lot of people are waiting around. Oh my god

Are they like cheap or just big or? They're at a $4.99 for and they're very good a full chicken fresh such a good deal The second they put them out people just I think I'm going today so good All they lose all sense of humanity and just they also have a golden tea push each other Maybe the lowest point of my life involves a Costco roastery chicken oh we go go on buckle up everyone so senior year of college moved into it from dorms into a house and I didn't have a bed yet so I was sleeping on a kind of like a very very thin like padding essentially for a sleeping bag for like a month and I was going to or maybe it was like two or three weeks But is extremely uncomfortable and I was going to buy this bed, but I didn't really have that much money. So I

Agreed to purchase a bed on Craigslist from a guy who was getting to who got divorced and Was moving out the next day and we had a handshake agreement to go there. He was nice enough Was that was that in the description? I? Went to go see and I guess like no other people went to see it So wait, how did you find out he was getting divorced? I went to see the bed. I went to say you were like That's a divorce man's bed. No, I mean, he explained like, I was like, I was just like, dirty, like, I don't know. Asking questions about the bed, he's like, oh man,

he's like, we just got this bed a couple months ago. He's like, I'm divorced. He's like, I'm moving out. He's like, so I gotta get rid of this bed. So I didn't have a way to get it really from the guy's house, which was maybe like two towns over to my house. So the guy offered to drive it to my house. I just had to go to his house when he was moving and pay him and he had a pickup truck and would drive it to my house, the guy offered to drive it to my house. I just had to go to his house when he was moving and pay him and he had a pickup truck

and would drive it to my house. And the night before me and my roommate went to Costco and I got a three pound rotisserie chicken and I tried to eat the whole thing and he was, you know, asked me to drink and stuff like that. I was like, oh, I got to get up early. I think it was at like eight in the morning. I had to go to this guy's house.

And so I ate the whole rotisserie chicken. I felt awful or as much as I could, I felt awful. And then he nagged me to drink like the whole night. So I was like, all right, fine, I'll do it. I got way too drunk. I overslept by four hours and I had several missed calls from this guy. So I was unable to get a bed.

And then I had to eventually pony up and pay like a grand to buy a bed pretty much That was the lowest point of his life Yeah, you had a you partied and then slept Blew off some chores you had Supposed to drive over here. I think about that finally get some money out of this Yeah, I never thought about that you never paid him a cent no I had so many missed calls from I felt horrible He just walked away

He's done it again is Is that bacon? What's that dark stuff? Sun-dried tomatoes. We have mics. There you go. We have the Italian Thanksgiving, the Jewish Thanksgiving, and the classic turkey sandwich. What's on the Jewish Thanksgiving? That would be rye bread Thousand Island Swiss cheese turkey coleslaw. What's the all the cart situation over there? Yeah, that's just extras. Okay, just all right so the Wait, the middle the class just like all the oh no. Yeah, that's just extras That's a turn that's for the the other sandwiches that will be made

Okay, is this you at your happiest? I love I like making sandwiches and the turkey I Hope the turkey is good. I'll say oh no are you I didn't make the turkey Whole Foods made the turkey It's probably a fine, okay Blades oh, I guess you don't want to eat while you're Yeah Blades. Although I guess you don't want to eat while you're... I'm just gonna stand over here. Yeah. He's going with the classic. Is that the Jewish? No, he's going with the classic.

Yeah, sure, sure. How proud are you of these sandwiches? Well, that's probably the one I'm least proud of. Okay. Oh no. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no

Bit did you grow up like passionate about cuisine? I like I grew up liking to make sandwiches Do I look like a guy who likes to make sandwiches I can see you being like a chef though. Yeah Donnie and I have have something something in the works in 2025. Yes, I'm cooking. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's a good name some cooking What I mean, yeah So what the Jewish one? What's the non-jewish one? That's oh the Italian one is it's the one that's not A pesto mayo fresh moots Turkey sun, sundried tomato.

So you mixed a lot of mayo. What were you doing with that? Mayo and pesto. Give Max a hairnet and some South Park pajamas. He's the perfect chef. Oh my god, yes. And cigarettes maybe. Yup.

Really good sandwich, Matt. I'm gonna go with one of those. I know. Those plain bread ones of the ones closest to us that's that's that's the Jewish the rye bread I'm a favorite of the Jewish good sandwich Wow good for you man amazing all right well you know I can bring I know everyone doesn does want to eat on camera here So just go ahead make me a plate and bring it to me, okay? What's max don't listen to that listen to that yeah? I feel like that's kind of like the you made it

Yeah, I know, but you serve it you make it and you serve it. I Don't like I guess you're right. I don't know. I'm just looking at sandwiches He just wants to yeah, you just want people to eat them Why are you looking at me like that? Just thought we were boys, that's all. It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal, Max, I thought we were boys. Why don't you hang out on the weekends, dude?

Did you earn the sandwich, Brandon? No, I don't even want the sandwich. Max, for one of the days in January where we're getting lunch, what if we just commissioned you to make sandwiches? You just take all the money. Make it for the whole office. You did it. We need to make this a regular thing.

Thank you, Max. Alright. That looks amazing. Thanks, Max. Would anyone else like one to be placed on the side? Can you just leave a plate? Yeah, I'll take a plate. Just the hell of it.

Where'd Big Cat go? I'm gonna do one of the Jewish sandwiches. Maybe we should talk. Did I ask this on the Yakker mostly yesterday? Have you guys ever known anybody whose nickname was, or name was, Jew? No. Name was Jew? Or nickname, yeah.

Um. Because the first, I don't know that I've ever known a Jewish person in Mississippi, but my Uncle Donnie did have a friend whose nickname was Jew. How did he get it? And I don't know. And I never knew it was a, I didn't know it was not normal until later. It was just his name. That's what they called him.

Nobody else. Did he know they called him nobody else did he know they called him that was he like no no that was that's how he would introduce himself what's up man I'm Jew was his real name Gary what would you say the most what would you say the most common nickname is that isn't like Jack Jimmy like a shorter version of a name Chuck oh yeah you said Chuck see that's what the rule shorter version mmm Doc Doc could be a nice doctor you saying there's a nickname that's longer than the name oh he's so no like it's not a shortened version nickname a nickname like moose that's not part of this not a name variant oh Dick and Richard that's a name variant BAM no name variants

No name variants. Yeah, like shorty or something Bubba's good. Bubba's good Buddy junior, but that's buddy boss Coach coach That's more of a title than a nickname. Yeah, I like non short name nicknames You if you see Oscar if you see a man 30 years after high school who? Coached you PE for one half a semester. Will you call him coach the rest of your days? Yeah

Well not they love that you know what I like when I was a high school when I was a high school sports writer All high school football coaches just get used to calling everybody because they're just around players and coaches all day Yeah, just get used to calling every adult coach and so I'd call them and hey man. What what's I mean? He's like let me tell you something coach, so they just call everybody all everyone coach. Yeah, I Would love to be called coach. I've never coached. It feels good being called coach. I've coached, but I've only coached youth league teams. I haven't coached like anything serious. It's not. It's rewarding, but it's also not rewarding. Why? Well, it's fun when you watch,

you know, kids that don't know how to do it learn how to do it. But it's when you just when you watch kids that don't know how to do it learn how to do it, but when you lose it does get, makes you pissed off when you lose even though it's a kids game. Just a natural inclination. Does that not make sense? Coaches don't like when their team loses even if it's youth level. I think so. Yes of course they hate it.

That's what drives you to get into coaching. They're the ones who hate it the most. I didn drives you to get into coach. Well, I didn't let the ones who hate it the most I didn't let it get serious for me great girls basketball. That's how you Coach that passion. That's what drives you you're gonna coach Dan I used to coach Eleven years ago what? My Good friend was a teacher in Chicago Public Schools and we coached a seventh and eighth

grade basketball team. It was fun. I had a fun time. Would you rather what type of team? What do you mean? It was like a school team. Fundamental team? There was one kid that was better than everyone.

Yeah. Jumped higher. He was very better than everyone. Yeah jumped higher Mmm. He was very good. Yeah Yeah Would you rather be stuck for the next year or be tasked for the next year coaching a seventh grade team or refereeing? Seventh grade basketball every day mmm refereeing you I'd rather coach another coach for sure I reffed basketball to like maybe six and seven year olds and I would just if a kid looked at me the wrong way I'd tee him up a six year old foul on him yeah if a kid would like cry I'd just be like foul what's so hard about reffing middle school I mean your parents it's all I

umpire parents if you're not playing their kid they're gonna chew you out too yes true but that's more of an after practice, get you to the side, do it. Whereas reffing is just constant. It's just constant. I don't think, actually, I don't think I wanna coach, I wanna be an assistant coach. That's coaching.

It is, but it's not, I don't think being, like the head coach of your kid's team would probably kinda say. I feel like you could miss practice if your assistant's in the play. Yeah. And also you could just be like. Every couple weeks, you're like, I'm not going. Yeah, like why aren't you if your assistant's in there. Yeah, and also you could just be like, I'm not going. Yeah, like why aren't you starting my son?

I don't know, ask the head coach. We're watched by a ton of coaches, so shout out coaches out there. Coaches are the best. One of my best friends is a coach. That might be the occupation that watches us the most. What occupation? Being like a basketball,

like a high school assistant basketball coach would be a great retirement thing. Yeah, because you probably teach one class a day. Yeah, not even. Yeah. Like just be like, I'll just assistant coach for free. That would be fun. Do y'all want to explore that?

What's the occupation that watches us the most? But like, fun ocu- like, an occupation a five-year-old can understand. Because I'm sure it's just like some- What is the actual answer? Doctors. What's the most common what's the most common occupation in America see is it I mean oh good question teaching and coaching is got it is very very common but teachers probably aren't

watching this I feel like it's office job but that's that's pretty yes I mean it's gonna be some office job that like they say it out loud you're like I have no idea sales student oh Students probably high up there. Yeah. That's my job. It's probably, yeah. It's probably sales. Sounds like you didn't take it seriously.

It might be teacher if you want to get specific. I think it is teacher or coach. So teachers watch it when they get home? They might, I mean a lot of them have breaks at this time of the day. A lot of them, maybe they don't have lunch duty. I don't know. Sound off in the comments with your occupation.

Yeah, what's your job? Finance, revenue manager, therapist, commercial real estate well. They're just making some employees. Oh I bet unemployed There wasn't a space Marketing we should create a sales Engineers that's a crazy one those guys are smart assistant high school. I make a lot of money I guess girls to work from home and bored as hell Yep, so you don't really work

Second parties off where we're all remote and work two hours a day. That's awesome working from home is such a joke It is it is like people like you just do in a good way, right? And like people like all more a more efficient. Well, actually, you probably are more efficient, but you're just not working. You're more efficient when you work, yeah. The hardest part of working was being at a desk in a real place amongst coworkers, period. By a long shot.

What do you mean? The hardest part of working is just having to be at an office. Being thrown into a computer. Amongst other people. Well dressed, at a desk. I just wouldn't like working from home I just wouldn't I would never get started I just procrastinate I never wear pants I would get carpal tunnel in one week yeah I just sit around and like I would do all my work at like 830 p.m.

if I like ah fuck I haven't done anything today guess I got to start working if I work from home I really think I could go a week without wearing shoes. Oh god. Yeah Have you ever gone a week without talking to somebody? No, probably not a whole week. No. I've got a couple really yeah, and like how like the end of my tenure in Columbus I just lived alone went to work went home. You didn't talk at work. No. I just kind of had my own office and Emailed that's crazy. Is it? Depression.

I guess there was times when I was blogging at home, like, that I wouldn't, I'd go days without talking to people. Yeah. During COVID, I had a tracker. I think I went 68 days without, like, being, without human contact. That's crazy. Yeah. And then firefighters accidentally came to my door and I was like, please. Oh god. I drove past your house in the covid. Yep. You got a flat tire.

Yeah right around your, did you do that? We never talked about that. There's a lot of glass on my street. Yeah. Brandon were you asking if this is Japanese Garfield on my hoodie? Is that Japanese Garfield on your hoodie? Yeah yeah it's Japanese Garfield. Oh shit. He's beautiful. Brandon got it for me today yesterday Yeah, I bought him a gift. Why are you getting him gifts? Why wouldn't I get him gifts? It's Japanese Garfield. You get someone else a gift because I got Nick a gift That hack goes good. I love this hat who wants a gift. I'm perceptible to Brandon over here Um, I haven't gotten Kyle gift ever. I've gotten you a gift. I've gotten you a gift

You got Kyle that shitty mantequing gift. I don't think I've ever got yeah I got a bad gift for Kyle because you get me a cat a velvet cat a velvet cat I would rather have had bacon bits and mustard. We'll see now Would you like a gift? I? Want a thought-out gift doesn't have to be expensive about him Japanese Garfield. It's thought out. That's something right down his alley Oh, no, what is this facility? Yeah, what did facility just do? No? Oh, no new new facility times Pwok one-on-one new series first clip Pwok stepped on my shoe then got blah

He found me on the first one had a great fucking shot tough shot and nailed it He found me on the first one watch his he our feet get tangled because he steps over after I had fake him This is a foul Just easy peasy. All right gonna gonna go up fake. Hey step. He hit my foot. That's a foul. There's a clear foul I don't think kidding what he kicked me as I tried to step through on the drop step You bang this in his eye. Yeah, I hit this on his eye. Oh And this is pretty yeah, didn't even try to do anything. Oh Wow, that was nice. Yeah, oh handshake. Yeah, it was good as honest to him. I

Don't know if you have noticed but every time we do the gauntlet me and malice I've been playing one-on-one for a couple of weeks now So if you if you wonder why is Brandon not here immediately after Sporkle it's because I'm trying to catch my breath. Get it in now with Malisek. Yeah yeah yeah wait why why can't you take the good what no yeah let's see his reaction get Get it in now with mouse. Is something on his lip? What is that? Is there going to be a certain way he's going to be feeling? Yeah, he's got herpes. Does he? He's going to die from it. Wait, go back to him.

He's aggressively watching that TV. His bey little eyes Yeah, he's dying he's dying Out I don't think he's maybe the volumes are up It's like a 35 second delay Wow Playing it cool play cool. Yeah. Yeah. Oh No now come in here up see if he comes in here I can take it off them

now serious get in now serve bad news he's gonna die we're all gonna die is true put a bomb in this office building one of us is gonna make 100 minutes. Oh, hey Come on in Jake come on Jake one in Jake Hey Jake hey, what's up? Hey, Jake hey, what why are these guys acting so grim? You tell me I don't tell us guys tell me pour one out for our boy

Seriously get in now I'm not dying We doing Hmm there's gonna be girls to ignore there Well, are you going somewhere From what I believe is happening and and the the talks that I've had I believe that I am will be moving to Tampa, Florida to be helping out with the gruden stuff full-time Feeling nicely, I'm very excited. Oh my opportunity

I've had some talks with people that I value here and big gets one of them and it's nothing against the Chicago office I just think that it's a very awesome opportunity for me And I'm very excited to yeah take on this next chapter of my my work at Barstool, so who gets your dog? Yeah, I told you you have to die now back to pause. I'm gonna return the dog It was a good year. I Don't like this one bit. Oh Well, you could take my approach so I told him when he when we first talked about it I said I'm never I'm never gonna stop anyone from doing something they want to do especially someone I care about like malisek

And I'm fully supportive of him doing this, but I will have to Relentlessly bust his balls until he leaves. Yeah. Which is fair. So. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Um. When are you going? Uh, TBD. I'm going to be going to- Uh, yesterday if he had his wish.

No, so I'll be down there this weekend helping out. I think there was. That was it. That was the bustle. I'll be down there this weekend helping out with the Grindr interviews and stuff like that. The what? Uh, yeah, what? The Grindr.

Oh, Jake, buddy. Oh, no. Oh, Jake, buddy. Oh, no. Oh, Jake. That's a date, dude. Now it makes sense. This I won't miss. No, I'm going to be helping out with the interviews this weekend. I hope a lot more information kind of comes out. It's not official, but I'm

fully supportive of it and I hope it all works out that Jake can go do this. I think it's a cool opportunity. But it's not official and it could fall apart. It could fall apart. Can theory, yes, it could fall apart. Can we do a special goodbye episode? We need to. Yeah. Can we bury it? We gotta find a new goalie. Oh, fuck!

I have had some talks with Jack McCarthy because Malsec does do a very good job and he has a real job here. So I think we're going to do a real job posting and everything we're gonna find someone who meets all the requirements and qualifications and

Get whatever five people that are qualified and then I think the way the person is gonna get hired is Best goalie wins is that yeah, because they all meet the qualifications. Oh, you're right I'm like, I'm not gonna do best goalie wins for just a bunch of random people It's gonna be real interviews that we're not part of that like that can gas do and then they're gonna give us five people And we're gonna just be like whoever's the best goal. I love that malisex role now. You have to be a good goal Yeah, you have to be so the qualifications closeted yeah That's it yeah, yeah yeah okay openly closet

yeah like you're very it's very transparent that you're closet you've said it time and time again open book no but it's not official official official official it's good might not like you doesn't say why we are waiting till it's official well Gruden might not like them that's fair it could be a lot of green like song I think Gruden will love you in grune like for the I've been doing this stuff For the past three weeks. Oh Fuck is gonna produce quick picks that is also. Oh my god. Yeah, no. Yeah, that's a that's a devastating blow. Oh my god Is that a like?

Will that have to be like another do you do like two full-time positions? Quick picks and everything? No, I mean it's all kind of under one umbrella. I got your Japanese Garfield And then you unbanned if I leave No, is this have anything to do with the fact that you can't go to Wills? No Yeah, it was ice cream, you can't go to Wills or Northwood Hill It's banned from one bar, it's like I'm out of here No, ever since Tate's email came. I've been looking for a new job Yeah, yeah, no, it's it's obviously. I'm gonna miss everybody if I end up going and it's not like I'm I mean you will be back

Yeah, pretty much every week. I'm not like fall quitting. I'm just taking a job. Yeah with the same company somewhere else I did say it was funny because we had a real conversation as adults and I was like just so you know like again, I'm supportive of this but if Let's just say in two years Gruden go take takes a job as a coach or something and you want to come back like you don't Automatically get your goalie job back. Oh It's like a real conversation we're having about it's like just so you know that's not just no guarantee. Yeah You'll get to just walk in and take goalie

Fair but yeah, you're not leaving the company so that would have bummed me out I wouldn't know I'll be around and so yeah, we tried to leave the company last year. Did you know You try to go no I got a job offer I went to Dan and I said what do you think? Oh, would I be done with this and he said no I would stay and I said great. I'll stay Yeah, and I appreciate and pretty much would do whatever big cat says yeah No, you're gonna be great for Gruden in the grinder community. Thank you. Yeah, I'm very excited It should be cool. Is that is that how you first saw the job listing?

What do you just were searching for grinder? Yeah, and then I misspelled it. I added a knee. Oh, yeah That's not like ah fuck. Well. I might as well. Just do this instead Yeah, all right, but we'll wait till it's official official to do it because again a lot of things you go wrong Why are you the ball? Are you a grinder head producer? Jake's gay. Doesn't that get old after a while? No, especially not. We gotta un-flip.

We can't leave any bullets. What's gonna happen if this conflicts with your 2028 LA training? Oh yeah, I actually would be very pissed if I'm not walking in the gym. I don't know how it would inflict because the training is very minimal Like I'm not terribly like I honestly think this is probably help because it'll be warm all year

But I so I'll be able to do but mouse like you need to stay focused on that Yeah Cuz like it kind of became a reality when I was here with my kids over Thanksgiving And I met malicex parents and I was talking to his dad about it I was just like yeah like I want to walk in these Olympic ceremonies because it would be the most ridiculous thing ever No, so you need to do that is still very much the plan. I'm glad you're in the right spot never prioritize training for the Olympics I mean

It'll be alright. it'll be fine what is your current dynamic with Gruden um we text a lot hell yes he sends me a lot of stuff I does he have a nickname for you called you Jake yeah he said he just calls me Jake yeah oh it's got to feel is he aware of your impression oh of John yeah no no I haven't bill Cosby impression. I haven't Know no, it's we have a good relationship now, and we're it's been good and Saturday you guys Steven You guys are going down to do tryouts for another position as well Forgarden yes, okay, are you staying Sunday? I'm staying there Sunday. Yes, we

I'm staying there Sunday, yes. We... I don't want to say too much, yeah. What? You're going to a football game? No, we just want to give away the stuff that we're putting the people through. I would assume. Right, Steven? They're gonna throw a football?

Probably. A gauntlet? That's crazy. I didn't see that one coming. Well now that it's spoiled. I won't be watching Secrets to it no oh Yeah, Greece are making me gay online NFL kickers, and I am NOT talking about their Three videos guys like this Sebastian Akowski

ever before but as a society three videos guys like this Sebastian Janachowski and I'm gonna carry I'm throwing a bag like both the bulls with the guy on the goal line the noise that I make that he made gay was unbelievable the funniest part about this too is that you did that clip for real being like what is happening with NFL kickers and since then they've all sucked and that wasn't what that was about I thought it was worse gambling bad Yeah, they put him in motion they literally draw up the touchdown play to number 13 and He's a foot short. Look at the replay. He's literally Sick to my stomach

Gay filters, that's that's so good They do a good job. Yeah, which is scary because in five years We're gonna look back at this and we'll be like that's such archaic tech. Yeah, how much better could it get? I'm gonna miss you Jake. Yeah, no, I'll miss you guys. This sucks. This is not. Jake's my friend man Yeah, we hang out Mark, and I never hung out. We should probably hang out soon Who's gonna give me a neck massage? Oh, yeah, but um we never did hang out damn. We should do that soon You and I yeah, we're not no not

Yeah, I don't know how we're cuz then what if you find out that like that was your best Yeah, yeah, what if we become best friends and you just leave? Okay without the weather and the beach. What are you looking forward to most about moving to Tampa? Uh well the job is awesome. I think it's gonna be really cool a lot of room for growth I think there's gonna be a lot of cool ideas to kind of take on more of a responsibility for your folks are down there My parents live across the state. That's nice. So that's really cool Yeah, I'm just excited overall. It's really you know you don't shower No, actually I broke some news on QuickPix yesterday

What wait I know cuz I watched it You don't say I didn't even watch it I've been getting into the soap game with what oh Who is she? Doing bar or no body wash I've been I've been dabbling in the soap game. Are you doing bar or? No, body wash. I've been dipping my toe into the soap game lately. This has nothing to do with the fact

that you have anywhere between five to 100 women walking around Chicago that want to kick you in the nuts. So that I did hear about. I don't know who said that. I'm not excited about that at all. That feels like yeah Getting out of town well, but that does not a Chicago thing. That's like a that's true that I got we did make it nationwide So 1500 yeah, and we're restocking them oh We do some targeted ads to the Tampa area

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You're gonna crush it. You know who else lives in Tampa? You might run into him. Dick Vitale. Oh, are you serious? You know who else lives in Tampa you might run into him dig by towel Jakey Malisek, he's a 3s man super scintillating Jay how bad do you wish you were Malisek? I mean I'm still pretty closely. So yeah Good Malisek's been honestly crushing it. We've been thank you me him and Jack McCarthy Dave and Gruden are on a text channel

Every day and not Gruden has said multiple times like been wowed by Malisek, and I love you, bro, and stuff like that Wow You guys got like a handshake Nobody sends me a football emoji and a heart emoji. Oh, yes shit That how would you greet him like he if if he walked in right now like what is that like? Handshake just a normal man. You don't do maybe maybe bring it in But you know you got to bring it in nice firm handshake. Have you met him yet? I did the interview stuff when he was on the yak, but I haven't really spoken. Wait. Did he pick you no I fucked up The yak, but I haven't really spoken wait. Did he pick you no I fucked up. Oh

Also that was bullshit. Oh, I got a hard question. I knew it could fall apart. I got a real hard question Yeah, you were the Kelsey question. Yeah, which was really hard to answer How would you cover Kelsey on an option route? Yeah, Che you have any fucking idea? Certainly press them at the line of scrimmage I certainly press them at the line of scrimmage Even know it down in distance we're in she what matter I mean he's he's a guy you got a bracket You got a bracketed man. Yeah, obviously what if chae mouse like did a life swap? So I am now a father of two yeah Boy, can you eat pussy yeah? And chae gets to go be Gruden's assistant, and you're allergic to pussy

Never I think we're both pretty happy with where we are yeah J gets to go be Gruden's assistant. And you're allergic to pussy. Mm-hmm. Ha ha ha. Never. I think we're both pretty happy with where we are. Yeah. I love Mouser, I'm gonna miss him. But like, yeah, I mean, we'll still interact. I want to reiterate that I'm not dying or quitting. I'm just moving. God damn it.

And I will still be in contact with all of you people. Will you, when, uh. You're not dying, you're just dead to us. This is how it gets. Big Cat, when Big Cat FaceTimes you at 1 p.m. Are you are you answering it? Yeah? Yeah, whatever is it Gruden or us well? No, I'm I'm still working for you Barstool Sports. Is it Gruden or us who's boss man is it Gruden or us? I mean, it's Gruden you shouldn't have paused. He's right. I've been Gruden off the bat

We're gonna. We'll make a fire for now It's not gonna like that as of now. It's you guys But it is group God are you gonna live on the beach? No, I'll probably live closer to the facility What for he has a football FFC? Yeah, he has his own facility which I found out what that means relatively recently Which is I find very funny. It's the fire football coaches association, which I found. Yeah he when he When he started money football he got out of football. He got fired by the Bucks. He

Bought a warehouse and he has like he has like an offensive room a defensive room hacker room Raiders room Yeah, Bucks room. Oh, very cool. So he just has people come to his training. No, I don't think it's it's like a it's like a dentist office Yeah, it's like a decked out. Hell yeah football stuff in different rooms Yeah, very cool, and his son has a recording studio in there as well as a DJ Oh, oh, he makes like the night he song and other songs and stuff like that. Oh, that's sick. I didn't know that part Yeah, Hext check him out Okay, well mouse sick. Yeah, really did bum me out really say I mean you should just leave now Yeah, please watch quick pics that I know like we'll leave the yeah go to Tampa right now

All right, so you would he would he wants you so bad. Oh My god, yeah We're gonna find a better mouse like though. No, it's not not awesome. I'd probably take three minutes. We will what's he doing now? I think no one's eating them. So he's just just doing it for practice He is so goddamn happy yeah I'm happy that he's happy man. I am too. It's like Max's weighted blanket I'm happy that he's happy man. I am too. It's like Max's weighted blanket Which is

How he comes down after a long day sits down and makes a couple hoagies lays under it Is I can see him yet getting home Sitting down to the kitchen making some hoagies and throwing them right in the trash all right. He's so he's so happy Yeah spending all his money on meats. Max, what do you think about Malasek? I think he's a bitch for leaving. Well said. Well said.

Man. It will be funny when Gruden does take a coaching job in like three or four years and Malasek is like right in man Like on the NFL side Dom They play the Eagles he's got to fight big Dom as possible Well, he is very closeted gay. He is likable Malasek is a Well, he is very closeted gay. He is likable malisek is a

When he told me this is crazy despite as many shortcomings. I yeah, I will and there are a lot of them, but I will God miss him. I'll miss him And I'm and let to be clear like he still will work here. I won't talk to him. No, I'll never talk like No, basically. Yeah. Oh my god. I understand that he's gonna still come to Chicago No, I will never think of him ever again Delete his number how to sight out of mind I Mean, I hope I obviously love Gruden. I hope everything goes well, but I'm malice I guess yeah, by the way since we're kind of loosely on the topic, but uh So in January we're gonna do a dating show

But we have a little up in what I believe it's gonna be might be sadder I believe them danger is gonna be for Mackenzie whoa So we're doing a bachelor Yeah It's for Kansy awesome. Wow, we can rip a dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we don't have to be nice You know we can like really really torment them physically and mentally We know we can touch them Every part of them. Oh

We should be blindfolded when the guys are here We oh, oh yeah fucking feel Like it's a dog show Yeah, oh this is gonna be great That's good Mackenzie's a fucking catch yeah Yeah, can see she's probably she excited. We're just gonna do a show where we're essentially just like the big brother angry dad with a gun What do you see in Mackenzie buddy dinner has to marry her yeah, what type you plan on being home tonight? If you can get through us then you can date Mack. She might not even have to be part of the show. Yeah.

Mackenzie, this is Michael, your husband. Yeah. Wait, what if we, at first, well, that is what we're gonna do at first, right? We're gonna pick the finalist. Oh, yeah, yeah. So we. Yeah, she'll give us a list of things she's looking for.

We don't get to pick the winner. No, no, we're picking the. No, she'll do it. The finalist. Arrange marriage. Yeah. I can't wait to see the winner. No, no, no, we're picking the... No, she'll do it. Arrange marriage. Yeah. Oh, I can't wait to see their rooms. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, their rooms. Oh, I'd even think about that. The messier, the better. I want to, like, quiz these guys. Yeah. Uh, have them perform. Mm-hmm. Touch them.

Touch, touch. Yeah, I think we should eliminate a few guys off taste. Yeah Yeah, I want to lick at least a few Salty Charge or try to get with Kenzie tasting like that. What's that? Dating show for yourselves. Yeah, correct. That's nothing to do with the person that is going. Yeah, no, duh Wait, when are we doing that? Wow, Max, you're really quick.

We'll figure out, we'll probably do it in January. So we gotta, well TJ, let's look at the dates in January, maybe like end of January, it'd be nice, pick me up. And we'll- Pre-Super Bowl week. I think we should go pre-Super Bowl week. What if we did the finale at the Super Bowl?

Oh, good. I don't know if we have anything planned for that week. Yeah. That would be amazing. The finalists, the Vegas. I want a lot of it. What? I want like a March Madden.

I want so many contests. Yeah. I think like a thousand people are going to vote. I think, and let's take one thousand and narrow them down. Yeah. The funnest part was like going through the application Where's Mackenzie? Can she come in real quick? I want to she might be recording macro dosing We should probably we could we talked to tomorrow we should probably maybe we kill two birds one stone and just see

See if any Mackenzie's future boyfriends are good at goalie Or yeah, it's just a catch-all hiring. It's a, once they're eliminated, we throw them in gold just to make sure. Yeah, just to make sure we're not missing out on these sick goalies. You're here for love. Are you here for love or goalie? We should do this like Survivor, though, where they can find idols.

And Mackenzie's like, I don't like you. And they're like, ah, I'm still here. I almost don't wanna know her preferences because I feel like getting someone outside the box sometimes is the key. Yeah. Like I feel like the less we know about. Yeah, what's the, like when we went into the Malisac thing, we kinda had an idea, he had a hook to him,

which is being an openly closeted gay man. Yeah, and it didn't work out. What is the Mackenzie hook? I think we don't Figure that out exactly we leave. I think we get no input from That a mystery right now. Oh is he done you tapping out? What a day That's gonna be exciting Very exciting day oh that's gonna be exciting very exciting all right you want to do the high noon ad sure we have a stool streams coming up right after this we'll

bump everyone over also I think tomorrow we're doing a very special stool streams after the yak where we're gonna play the game werewolf yep which is so much fun all time did you play it I've never played you didn't play at a camp I did not I remember he like here watching you guys have a blast Yeah, and we might I know will is gonna be here And I believe I haven't confirmed that he's going to participate in it But I believe Robert Griffin the third is gonna play werewolf with it'll be good. Oh, yeah So oh, I wish we could have made a sandwich for him wait. Yeah

Yeah, oh yeah Oh high noon no matter the forecasts live like oh Mackenzie come here Yeah Do it do it do it do it no matter the forecast live like the Sun's always out with high noon hard seltzer made with real Spirits and real juice text some friends get the plans going and pick up a pack on the way High noon's a hundred calories with no added sugar and available in vodka seltzer and tequila seltzer variety packs with crisp delicious flavors For every occasion under the Sun visit high noon spirits comm to find a pack near you high noon suns up Kenzie Mackenzie hello How much touching can we do of these gentlemen?

You you guys yeah, yes, I don't care. Oh, okay. You want you won't get jealous. No no no no that's okay We'd like to touch that's fine. Okay. What is your thought process going into this? I don't know I'm excited, but like who knows what's gonna happen you watch a lot of shows like this Yeah, you're you're for sure you're a bachelor fan, so we're thinking like late January. We're gonna set it up Okay, so we'll get it organized in the next week or so where we can start getting submissions what I just gave No, he's ever thumbs up. We're excited. I'm very great. I appreciate you guys asking me to do any nerves um I was talking to Zupy and Madeline yesterday. I think like the only thing that would be like Cuz you know how you did the money thing?

Yeah. Like if they ended up choosing the money. We can just not do the money thing. We're not doing that. I mean, I don't care. No, we can easily just not do the money thing. That's really the only thing that would be, it would be objectively very funny.

Instead of money, let's do go on a date with Mackenzie or get your fucking ass beaten by him. Yeah. Oh my god. Perfect. That would be perfect. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. That would be perfect. That's win-win. We'll beat the fuck out of them.

What if they could whip all of us? No chance. Yeah, I don't know. Bro. All of us? You're right. All of us? But that would be embarrassing for us at that point.

Yeah, no, I didn't think about that. Well then if he kicks our ass, he gets the date with Mackenzie. Yeah, that's true. That was one of the choices though. What if he takes both? That would be sick. Yeah, if he takes both of us.

He chooses the ass kicking, he kicks our ass, then takes her out. Steals all of our money out of our wallets, takes her out. Yeah. Well I gotta ask, because we've been burned before, would you actually be willing to go on a date with the winner? Would you take this seriously? Yeah, for sure.

She would. There's no one as repugnant and selfish as Jake Balas. Most people here would have done that. Almost everyone. Is there a chance that, like like are you a crier? No, I don't think I don't think What a thing from watching all the bachelor through the years like what do what do the bachelorettes do? That that you have to you think you're gonna have to guard against like what are some patterns from like?

The women who are in the spot you're going to be in that you've watched through the years years and you're like, man, I just hope I don't fall in love with three men. Yeah, that would be tough. Or like admitting that you're falling in love with all of them because then like, like they're all gonna find out. And then they're all gonna watch later. Yeah, and then the winner's like. They're all gonna watch live.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess they're there. Right, right, right. They're in the other room watching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the heck? Yeah, but that would be kind of crazy. But I do feel like I have watched reality

slash dating shows enough that I kind of know the patterns of like what to do and not to do. Not that this is equivalent to that exactly, but. But maybe you get in it and things change, you know? That's true, you never know. Maybe you really do love four men at the same time The hearts of hearts a funny thing All right well yeah well more details we'll flush it out, and we'll get more details coming soon, okay great

I'm excited no like psychos, but Hear that chat be chill chill it'll be chill what do you mean by chill guys just like don't be weird yeah yeah here's the issue I'm not gonna judge I'm not gonna judge okay I'm honored to have the opportunity either way so Alright, let's spin the wheel and then we'll get to stool streams. Thank You Mackenzie. Thank you. This is really exciting If we are gonna build slippery stairs we could get dual use out of them. Oh, yeah Mackenzie could sit at the top All right, ooh

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