The Yak - Big Cat Gives a Heartwarming Gift to a Superfan | The Yak 12-7-23

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

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Roback.com. Promo code Yak. We got Kyle. We got Will will give me a knicker out what's up where they were they're in new york they're doing uh game night game night game night that guy's funny which one uh tarani yeah they're both very funny yeah they are both i'm a kb guy myself kb both very funny. Yeah, they are both funny. I'm a KB guy myself. KB's very funny, very dry, very funny. No, they're both. Well, he's damp kind of though. What?

Remember that thing? He's very damp. KB's the wrestler. He's a damp guy. A moist guy. KB's the wrestler. Yeah. KB's the wrestler.

Scary dude. Yes. You're scared of him. Scary? Kyle Long is scared of Kyle Bauer. He could sneak up on you. 100%. Like when I'm walking in my house and I don't realize my daughter

is walking behind me. She's a year and a half. You know, you could like fix your pant leg or something and not get over. KB's like a dangerous version of my toddler. It's like a positive compliment that just honestly is taking the other way. When you're walking in your house, KB could be right behind you at any moment. I was trying to say

KB's a badass, but it kind of came off as like KB's the size of my toddler. Yeah, yeah. He's a dangerous toddler. They're both dangerous situations. For a one-and-a-half-year-old girl, KB is one of the baddest. I'm just saying.

What's up, boys? Nothing. Hey. Feeling good? Yeah. The PMT guys, Max and Hank, are in a 24-hour stream right now. I don't know, TJ, can you go-

How are they doing? Can you click it and see it or no? Live look? What's the reason Max is blindfolded? They lost- Oh, they're blindfolded when they need to go to the bathroom. Okay. They can't see this room for 24 hours.

They can't see anything but that room? Exactly. Okay. Stinks. They're just sitting in there. They're doing puzzles now. It does stink in there. It's gross.

They're just miserable. That looks like a psych ward. Yeah. He looks like a patient. This is like a middle school detention. He's on with socks. We're basically running like the worst Mr. Beast challenge ever. It's like if Mr. Beast had no creativity or money, money this would be it yeah two guys in a room

for 24 hours what uh what time does it does 9 p.m man right in time for the end of the best game do they didn't have to go to work when they get out of that yeah they do okay because i'm gonna record it yeah they gotta edit the podcast oh of which, do you have your N64? Yeah, they already asked me. Okay. But I told them I don't have games here, so they're going to have to go buy some games. Wait, what? I told you that.

You don't have Mario Kart? I don't. There's vintage stores. There's retro stores. Is someone going to get one? Your guy's got to take care of that. I have Mario Kart. I have Mario Kart 64.

Is that your house? At home, yeah. Okay. I can bring it in. Well, that's not here, though. It needs to be here by tonight. Our plan was to- Oh, tonight. Well, our plan was to- We're going to take our idea. We're going to take our idea. Steelers. Oh, I got you. I can bring it in. Well, that's not here, though. It needs to be here by tonight. Our plan was to- Oh, tonight. Well, our plan was to-

We're going to take our idea. Oh, I got you. Your idea is to play video games? Yeah. Yeah. Wow, you guys really broke the- No. What?

I was just fucking around. What was your idea? To play Mario Kart. Correct. It's not a- When? Why is he getting upset? I'm not upset.

I'm confused as to how that's a – He's upset because he didn't think of this idea first. And this is a great idea, Brandon. No one else has thought of it. And Dan is just a little – he's a little salty. He didn't think to play video games. Correct. There you go.

Maybe the game isn't going to be good enough, so we'll have to play some – Yeah, we were going to play a Mario Kart tournament, but I didn't know it was your idea, so we won't do it. No. NFL Blitz. Were you like – was this like your secret weapon idea i fucking told your guys they could do it if all breaks you know like no matter what we still have n64 right it was his name willie yesterday yeah that's what i was saying oh thank you got it but i already told you guys got it i gotta go get a game. Yeah, I mean, I think Mario Kart plays all the time.

Pretty ubiquitous. I thought of this idea two days ago, but I just forgot to tell anyone. My bad. I heard about it at like 7.30 this morning. I've been fired up ever since. Yeah. Well, because the game's going to suck. I know.

It's going to be the worst. So we're going to just play Mario Kart instead. On the main TV, right? Yeah. I think my GameCube and Double Dash are here if you want that. Oh, okay. So then we can do that. So we're going to just play Mario Kart instead. On the main TV, right? Yeah. I think my GameCube and Double Dash are here if you want that Mario Kart. Oh, okay. So then we can do that. So we don't have to do Mario Kart.

Does this? Perfect. No, no. We don't have to do Mario Kart. Does this game have any potential to be so bad it's good? No. Not even that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah? 100%. I don't think so. What does that look like? It looks like Mitch Trubisky running for a couple, throwing for a couple. No, that means that's good. T.J. Watt. No, he's saying it's got to be so bad it's good if we get 15 punts in a row.

Two to nothing. Yeah, and they have the graphic where this is the most punt yards. Game-winning safety. What if Belichick can't figure out which quarterback to go with and he just keeps going back and forth? He just does no quarterback? Yeah, he tries no quarterback. They just snap it to air?

There are five different guys that take a snap for the Patriots tonight. I would like to see that. It's crazy to think that they could be so good for so long and so terrible right now. Yeah. I have an announcement. We've got to get Fasoli in here. Can you text him?

This was an idea that my good friend Kirk Minahan came up with. Who, by the way, Stephen, how are you feeling? How are you doing with the Minifans? Not good. Oh, no. I put out a tweet out this morning. I'm actually kind of starting to like the Minifans. Some of them are pretty creative with the rat Photoshop's.

This is the problem with Stephen Chay. He doesn't take damage. Yeah, right when he was saying that, I was like, oh, man. He's just like, oh, these guys are just palling around, saying they want to blow up my house. I think nobody's getting pretty crazy. It's just kind of like Stevie the Rat stuff, and, I mean, yeah. The illustrations have gotten quite a few chuckles out of me.

What's the beef? Uh, surviving barstool. He stabbed him in the back, dude. Yeah. Uh, myself, myself,

Che and Kirk, we thought we were working together and Che made a move in the night. Correct. Yeah. In the night. Well, you've been, survivor,

survive. Barstool has been like a big deal for you because I feel like it's a lot of will moments. You're a big star. It could be my breakthrough, boys. It could be your breakthrough. It's like I want to, I don't know, I want to say more stuff with Steven,

but I don't think I can say all that. Meanwhile, we're having a nice, not yell session, but event session with each other off camera right before this. It was a great, I think all of us, you know, no matter what happened or happens, like, I think everyone – I don't want to say everyone, but I feel like everyone enjoyed their experience.

How much are you guys learning from watching it as it airs versus, like, you already knew all this? Oh, yeah. Are you learning new stuff? Yeah. Like, I didn't – that's what I was confronting Steven about. I was like, bro, I didn't know you ran right to the other squad i was like hey will wants to do this i said yeah but you got to understand like i told you i was working with

i'm like no there's there's a difference between us being like hey we're all feel like we're in unison in our little trio and you going into kfc and the kfc studio right after and be like hey this is what they're thinking of doing. I think we got to go. Like, they want to get fights. I think we should do this versus, hey, this is what Will's saying. Will wants to get fights out. Yeah. I'm sitting there watching it and I'm like, oh, fuck.

He was moving like KB and Kyle Long's house. He was sneaky. Yeah, sneaky. Next week is going to be very interesting because it's everyone's going to be here. Oh, Fasoli, please sit down. It seems like something that would be a lot of fun. It seems like something like I would imagine if they did this with NFL teams,

they would just call it training camp. Yeah, hazing. Yeah, I mean, some guys really like training camp. So I'd imagine – I haven't seen any of this, by the way, but I would imagine that you enjoyed it more than some people did because you're used to just being locked away with a couple idiots yeah for a while locker room guy yeah just like embracing the we're all you know we're all i guess that's the foxhole thing yeah the office stuff and you got one shower to share and yeah one toiletry bag one toiletry i did see that clip um fasoli so

fasoli's here because i i think enough time has passed that I'm able to confront the tweet he had about me on Tuesday. Oh my goodness. And I was talking to Kirk today and I wanted to tell you something, Fasoli. This is something very important to me. I am going to make the requisite or necessary measures. I'm going to take the necessary measures to make sure that when i do die you will be the one who reports it thank you so i'm gonna like tell my family i'm gonna tell my wife you're like listen if i pass away it could be tomorrow it could be 40 years from now nick fasoli is the

one who will have to report the news he is so honored right now i think that's got to be it right he's gonna cry so hard he won't be able to report it like he i wanted just on the record i don't think people cared that much when i die but it is not official until fasoli reports and then can we get bruce sard to confirm bruce sard confirm okay but fasoli is if anyone else reports my death yeah i have not died yet. Can I report your sickness? Ooh. That's how he's going to go. Oh, no.

Don't think about that. Oh, no. No, I think I'd be one of those. Because I did the Washington locker room interview. I would rather be one of those silent brave types. Where Fasoli will be like, he's actually been battling for the last five years, didn't tell anyone. No speeches, but you leave behind a memento, like a memoir. Like I liked how like didn't Norm Macdonald kind of.

Norm Macdonald did that. People knew he kind of knew he was sick, but not a lot of people knew. And there's just like. That was his joke about when people would die. Like when Kobe would die, he would say, I didn't even know he was sick. Yeah. I was like, that's like Norm's running joke. And then it ended up being ironic because that's what happened.

What happened to him. He died. He was funny. So, yeah, I appreciate that.'s what happened. What happened to him. He died. He was funny. So, yeah. I appreciate that. It's yours. You have the scoop. Yeah.

Can we get him a percentage point in your will? We can maybe figure that out. A couple points. Now you have to probably save a couple in-memoriam pictures that you can have updated right away. Absolutely. Sorry. F.T. Lowe has those for all of us. Handsome big cat with no facial.

Young big cat. What's the first thing after the comma when you say Dan Cat's comma is dead? What's the first thing that comes to mind? Pioneer. He ran out alive. That one came to me. I was just cooking.

What can you do? As you're sitting here right now, That one came to me. I was just cooking. I mean, what can you do? The meat of a brain. That's what I'm saying. As you're sitting here right now, if Dan keeled over and died right this second, what are you leading his obituary with? What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think? He's dead. I just want to be like, he's dead.

Dead. Yeah. Dead. Close personal first. Big dead. Yeah. Big dead. Big dead.

I like that. Yeah, he's is big dad. I like that. Yeah, he's dead as fuck. I got a conundrum. I got a conundrum. What if Dave Portnoy and Dan Katz die together and you've been asked to be the first one to talk about both of them separately? Which one would you do first? He's got to do Dave.

I understand that. I mean, what if it's in the same tweet, but- No, no. It's just going to be and Dan Katz. Who said I was going to put Dan second? Ooh. But no, you've got to do Dave first. You have to do Dave first. I understand.

I think he would put you... You know what? Do Dave first, and then like 30 minutes later, edit the tweet. There's two versions. RIP to the Ds. Yeah, to the Ds. D-boys. Yeah.

Get everyone with a Ds nuts joke. Oh, brand new foods here. All right, Facilie. Thank you. You're dismissed. I appreciate it. He's the only one who could tweet like that and have it not be weird. Yeah.

I read the tweet. I read the tweet. It was a goat for real. I liked the tweet. I enjoyed reading goat for real. I liked the tweet. I enjoyed reading it. I loved that he was giving you flowers, but then I watched the clip and I was just confused that that was, that's what made him spark all of that good stuff.

Yeah, he's, Fasoli just loves this company more than anything in the world. He's bought in. You need a guy like that. You do, yeah, absolutely. Like, it's good to know that you got one guy around that like if i was like hey hide this gun it's the connor stallion oh yes it was literally he's literally that guy you could give him anything and he would never talk pair of ray-bans and a list yeah he'll find this out get it done yeah schwack him he'd be smiling the whole time you'd be like hey, I need you to hide this murder weapon.

He'd just have that Fasoli smile like, yeah, I'm doing it for these guys. Just a soft nod. Yeah. Yep. I hear it. We should give him something like that. We should give him some kind of mission. Top secret.

N64 game. Like a Dwight Schrute, like FBI. Yeah. Yeah. He would take it so seriously. Do you have one of those guys on the bus? Who is it? Like a Fasoli? Yeah. Of your guys bus? Who is it? Like a Fasoli?

Yeah. Of your guys, who would it be? Not a Fasoli. Oh, wow. You got to get a Fasoli. You got to get a Fasoli. My guys are loyal. Right, but who is the-

There's no- They ain't getting a tattoo of the bus on their leg. Okay. You need to get one of those guys. Yeah. You're right. I've thought about it. I said, man, we need one of those guys it's like

fasoli yeah who just you should just send it solely down there for like because even even when solely was down for the year 10 stuff that he was doing with uh oh shit uh john right john rich john rich yeah and uh the guy that john john yeah retire. Did you just guess that by happenstance? You were just like, fuck, what's his name? John seems... No, because we were talking a lot. Pretty common name. Every time Pasoli comes down, he's just fired up at all times.

He's living the dream. He is one of those people that... Can't teach that. Yeah, like, you know when you see bullshit like influencers online being like every day is a gift like no it is a gift for him every yeah even during uh survivor i was trying to get for solely to help give me any intel since he was one of the producers and he just he wouldn't do he respects the company yeah he respects it all integrity of the game yeah yeah he respects all of it too much. Yeah, I mean, Surviving Barcelona has been incredible.

Is there a new episode tonight? No. No. No. I think next week with everyone here, there might be some fireworks. Yeah, what's the word everybody keeps using? Powder keg? Powder keg. I have to watch this.

Yeah, it's good. Gosh. It's very good. Get caught up before the finale stream. Because the finale is going to be. Yeah, save up your money. Kelly Keegs is hosting it. She's going to go after people.

Is that here? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I might just watch. Kelly Keegs, that's the one that ran for president against. Tommy, yeah. That was funny.

That was a funny bit there. I don't know if it's a bit. That was funny. That's who she is. She's president now. That's who she is. We got a woman president. Mission accomplished. No need to run anyone else. She's president now. That's who she is. We got a woman president. Mission accomplished.

No need to run anyone else. She'll be good for the host, I think. Yeah. She loves the tea. Yeah. Loves the drama. Big Swifty. Huge Swifty.

Yeah, is that good? That's actually where I got a lot of my info early on in the Travis Taylor thing. Right. Her. Like, I was just connecting all the strings. Like, well, this song, she says this. Yeah. Like, well, thank you to Kelly Keegs.

They follow Taylor Swift like anyone follows a sports team. I got mine from Big Cat. I didn't know if they were dating or not. Yeah, well, we still don't. Technically, we still don't. Your Swifty information from B-Shot. Yeah, I mean, there. There's a couple camps you could have got your information from.

Oh, yeah. I haven't seen evidence. The only evidence. The only evidence the only evidence i still get residuals all the time oh yeah oh yeah like that that josh pate guy uh was like i i'm gonna have big cat do a visit to pate university yeah and someone replied and was like don't ever associate with this guy i just did a yeah posted the headline of the taylor swift thing you're you're like forever an enemy yeah maybe that's the first thing in your uh yeah yeah noted taylor yeah we couldn't even go to a corn maze because of you corn mazes are swifties it's crazy dan katz criminally horny person

famously wanted to see a sex tape. Died never seeing that sex tape. A life unfulfilled. He was surrounded by his three children and family, but not the sex tape. Oh, man. Fuck. Hey, Brandon, congrats on your number one. College football personality. Thank you, man. I appreciate that, Willats on your number one college football personality.

Thank you, man. I appreciate that, Will. What about your tweet, though? Oh. What tweet? No, no, no. The troll one? Yeah, yeah, the troll one.

That's just having fun. Just having fun. Just boys having fun. Yeah, because I'm telling you congratulations for real, but the way your mind and your ego works is obviously. It's not really an ego thing. Oh, it's a. The opposite is true. I think you added everybody on the list saying,

hey, did you see this? Is that imposter syndrome? No, no, no. Yes. The thing here is you say it's my ego making me respond now, but really I think when you did your tweet, that's how you really thought when you see me, you want to do the fake thing.

No, because if you're... who's Big Game Boomer? What's his name? Big Game Boomer. I'm sure you got his personal. I don't want to say it. I don't think he's got it out there. Okay, so when you're – He seems like a riot.

I'm thinking – if I'm thinking about him and how he put the list together, I do think it's a very good job because you also – whether or not he believes it, he knows what he's going to get feedback-wise on the internet, which the game is the internet. Oh, so this was just a troll the whole time that's what i said in my oh he's referring to so this wasn't actually like a real list no that's what he said the other day oh and now he's saying congratulations so which is it i never thought about it that way that i'm saying so so i'm saying oh incredible troll drive by big game boomer but also

congratulations because you do work hard in the company. Oh, shit. There's some trusted names on that list. All right, now look what he said. So now, great work, Brandon, number one. This is how a troll job to stir up the haters is executed. Do you not? Yeah, you said here's the thing.

Is that not? Oh, damn, Brandon. I didn't even think about it that way. That might have been just like a troll job. Reverse credit. Oh, shit. And if you're going to troll people, then whoever's at the top, that would be. What if?

And I'm going to throw out an idea. That's like the ultimate. I'm going to throw out an idea. You're almost saying this guy would never be number one. That's why it's so funny. What if? Right. Exactly.

We allow Brandon Walker once a year, one win. We did that yesterday, Brandon. We did that the day before. How many days are we going to talk about you being number one on Big Game Boomers list? We're undoing it. We're going to live the rest of my life and walk in and say, hey, Brandon, number one on Big Game Boomers list. You did it this morning, and I appreciated it. The guy does his whole brand is lists to get engagement.

Oh, damn. He does a good job. No, yeah, he does do a great job. And he was like, who's the one guy that will take this seriously and then take a victory lap and just keep promoting who will champion exactly yeah i'm going to promote that all year yeah that how many views does that list have oh billions i think it's all branded it's all i've added almost everybody over list he's got on tiktok is that is that yeah like going viral if i was one tiktok didn do well. Who's number nine on that list?

I don't know. If I was one on that list, I'd just be like, all right. Yeah. Cool. I act like you shouldn't be one. I act like you've been there before. I haven't. This is my first year.

I was four last year. Nine was booger. 4.8 million views. Nine was booger, huh? Robert Griffin III, huh? In second. That's confusing. Yeah.

Yeah, because you're right. It should be third. It is. You're right, Will. It's a little too much for second. That's confusing. Yeah. Yeah, because you're right. It should be third. You're right, Will. It's a little too much for me. He wouldn't. This could be the biggest troll job in college. Is that a cell phone for Will calling it a troll job? Because he is number seven.

That's pretty high up there. Oh, a cell phone. Yeah. Not a cell phone. I think I went from not on there, and then I was in the top five last time he did it. But to everything that I'm saying, Big Game Boomer, they do a good job, and they know every time they'll flirt like a Nebraska at the top, they know it's going to get shared by myself because of all the things that we do.

So, yes, congratulations. You know what's crazy is I had taken this list as gospel, and now I've got to think through some things now. You thought it was like— Yeah. There's some real names taken this list as gospel, and now I've got to think through some things now. You thought it was like – Yeah. There's some real names on that list. Yeah, yeah. U.S. News and Weekly, like college list.

Yeah, yeah. Chuck Schwartz is on the list. Nicole Auerbach. These are like serious media, you know, right? Hey, people. Hey, where's Kirk Herbstreit on the list? Yeah. 26?

Kirk Herbstreit. That's what I'm saying. 26. Or 20 – Yeah, he seems like number one. Is McAfee on there? Yeah, he's 46. McAfee. It's Mc I'm saying. 26. Or 20. He seems like number one. Is McAfee on there? Yeah, he's 46. McAfee.

McAfee also. He's 46. Interesting. There you go. Number one. Urban Meyer. Beth Moen. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a perfect list for what he did. You got the color. Yeah. Shout out Big A. Crushed it. Thank you for your congratulations, Will. And that's based on personality, not on

general knowledge. It's based on who will share it the most and think it's real. Yeah, personality could go a lot of different ways. It doesn't mean good. It means... You're like Beetlejuice from Howard Stern. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's exactly what it is. That's Brandon. Yeah, that's Brandon. Yeah.

If you're a Raken Howard Stern character, Beetlejuice would probably be number one. Number one, yeah. I fucking love Beetlejuice. Everyone loves Beetlejuice. It's a good list, bro. What's a year? No?

I feel like you always say that. I was in the hallway. Whenever you get a win, you say that. What's my last win? Yesterday when we sucked you off. We did suck you off. Name three wins. We sucked you off hard.

Dak Prescott won last week. This year. We never talked about that on the show. You talk about it all the time. Yeah, because that's what made me number one. I know college football. You do know college football. Like, nobody's saying.

Oh, I do. He's like a fine bomb, though. He's got a blind spot for michigan we let you prank smokes back that was really kind of all of us um that was a big w for you also you were all involved in it yeah not really yeah but you came out a huge winner in that whole thing that day so that lasted for a smooth yeah day and a half yeah this is never coming out of my hand i've bathed constantly yes you guys see smokes he got smoked he got mark is it like he'll get more wind like he'll get another wind probably in the near future i'm right here the hope is if we give him this right here maybe it'll come back around and he'll just he'll like be have some kind of humility about right i'm

right here it's fun to sit around him and listen because he's getting his flowers because he knows that he accumulates a lot of haters right right like at what point is i'm on the show right now what point is it like i know i hit the list we know what we all do out there it is right we have to be on the list and then that's the moment where all your boys in the circle there's not a lot of tripping you do but when you get continue to give everybody fuel they're like all right bro it's a like what are we doing here there's no junior college members on that list which pisses me off yeah there's got to be people covering junior college i mean we got a netflix show about it you might as well have a couple of those juco guys on the list too yeah

that's my two cents you is the number one guy you should petition for that i am a representation well then come on now stand on that table you want me to just am a Juco guy. Come on now. Stand on that table. You want me to just be a Juco guy from here on out? I think you should be looking out for the little guys out there. You're an all-college sports guy? If you're number one on the list,

everybody's a little guy to you. What is number nine to me? What is number 22 to me? Beat all, he's as bad as Kim. You're all college sports? He's Beatle. What's it like working with him every day now? I'm on the show.

We're two seats apart. Right there. You just got it. You just got it. That's it right there. That's it. That's it. What's on the prep sheet?

I got a question. Yeah. So my daughter just got invited to her first birthday party. Yeah. She's like just over a year and a half. Yeah. I got that text from my wife earlier, and it was like she was excited, but at the same time, I don't know how to feel about this. Do I have to go to the birthday party?

Do I have to party? No. Party? You got to black out at the birthday party. It's a good dad club question. Yeah. No, I... It's the first one for me.

They're fun to go to. Okay. Because you just get to watch the kids run around and play. And I always think I enjoy watching my kids play with other kids in an environment like, oh, that's their friends from school. It's like watching dogs at the dog park. Yeah, right. Thank God.

Yeah, it's exactly like that but it's also there's an awkward energy to birthday parties you gotta talk and you gotta how's work what do you do for work yeah that whole thing okay so what should i avoid when i go to this thing is there any like conversation starters icebreakers like i'm not gonna know anybody dude it's like i wouldn't roll up looking like an fbi assassin yeah okay is that what i look like right now you just need the earpiece yeah jesus i got joggers on it it's the it's the plain black hat and the vest for me it's just the giant white guy with the you know yeah you're about to take some people out yes uh he's got the look like yeah i would i guess yeah i mean it would be a

little tough because people are probably gonna want to talk ball with you yeah i do like i i've gone to a lot of parties yeah it actually is not the worst if you go to a party with a bet in your back pocket like i you know i went to one over i think it was like early maybe may and it was like nba playoff time so i just you know plopped down on the couch i was like yeah i got the knicks here. I like that. You find any cool dads? No. Yeah, dad friends. I don't think I'm a cool dad. You're a chill dad.

Yeah. Well, did you find any other uncool dads that you can relate to? I had one. I think it was my son's second birthday. And it was during the US Open, maybe. And I bet big on Brooks.oks and then like some one of the dads came over and was like oh bryson's doing pretty well i was like no dude i'm like we're not doing bryson what yeah we don't do bryson and i had to like remove myself and be like hold on you

growl like he was just making he was just being nice like he doesn't know my life so i need to just chill out for a second see that's the stuff i'm trying to avoid bro yeah i don't want any altercations yeah at a two-year-old i mean it was all my fault to just be like no bryson what type of altercation yeah yeah you know i'm sensitive i'm big you go somewhere somebody says something you could misconstrue as disrespectful like what my big fear is somebody saying something about how to raise the kid yeah like buddy like listen we're not gonna do this that's not gonna happen at a young kid meet me behind the bounce house that's not gonna happen to young kids johnny don't touch uh james maybe that you know that kind of stuff i think it's also like because my son's getting to the age where

like yeah you'll see like kids will get in like tussles and stuff it's all about like you got to just worry about your own locker room yeah like you gotta like get them out of there your kid don't worry about the other kid it's like yeah you never want to be the guy who's like telling another kid like hey give up that toy yeah no yeah you just gotta tell your kid like hey you give up that toy we went into daycare the first day and i like went to visit the classroom and they were like all right frankie this is where the coloring books are and she went over and and grabbed a crayon. This kid ran over, snatched it out of her hand. That was my first experience. Yeah, you can't do anything.

I got to walk away. Yeah, you can't do anything. Have a great day at school. It's just like, it's not my kid. That is like something festers inside when that happens. And my wife's like, well, you know that they truly have no clue. No concept. That was intentional.

Do you guys get more mad at the kid doing it or the parent? Oh, I get mad at the kid. The kid? Oh. If it was, yeah. I get mad at myself for not being able to emotionally control myself. Yeah. No, there's times where I want to just, like, grab a ball from a kid,

being like, no, that's mine. My son was playing with that. I go shut the car and scream at the steering wheel. Because they kind of instantly stand there, like, not knowing what's happening. You're just thinking, I'll avenge this. I'd fucking, I'd get that ball. You're not high and tight

right now. Come with a bet. Talk a little ball. Yeah. Put on a face. Do you in general downplay or try to disguise your career as an athlete?

Like if someone asks you what you do for a living, do you just straight up say, I played in the NFL or are you like, you know, I dabbled in some things. I'm talking right about sports.

Yes. And then people are like, well, you're big. You must have played basketball or something. And then it ends up being like, you know, this is who I am. And you always get there like on a circuitous route. You know what I'm saying? What about you? Are you the same way, Will?

No, I lean into it. You're just like someone's like, oh, you guys talking football? Well, you got a nice house. Like, how did you – like, I played in the NFL. Well, growing up, it was your Howie You're just like, someone's like, hey. You're like, oh, you guys talking football? Well, you got a nice house. Like, how did you? I played in the NFL. Well, growing up, it was your Howie Longs song. Oh, yeah. And then when I was in high school, it was your Chris Longs brother, aren't you?

Yeah, yeah. And then by the time I became a player myself, it was like nobody really gave a fuck who I was anyway. I like to be like, oh, you've never heard of me. Yeah. Show up like a backup photo or something like that. You don't remember that from Washington? Look, number seven on big game boomer yeah yeah just because it's like I don't know how you feel I feel like it's awkward and it's awkward like if Taylor and I are together and Taylor's doing kind of a roundabout thing it just makes me feel

uncomfortable it's like number one I think this person identifies who you are like why not tell them they already know they're probably just gonna want to get a photo or something like that. This feels awkward. Like, yeah, he used to play for the Titans. 77 Taylor. Give me the phone number. It's a fun game to play, though, sometimes. Yeah.

And they're like, you are. Like, I'll be at TSA at O'Hare. And, like, they'll know it's somebody that they recognize. Right. They can't put a finger on it. Right. Oh, being friends with Greg Oden growing up was the funniest shit because he's a seven-foot-tall black guy, and everyone knew he was something.

But people would know. It was pretty fucked up. People would just walk up and be like, you play basketball? I know, but I don't know who you are. He's like, all right. Yeah, it was so bizarre. But people could just identify, you must be somebody. I think people say that to him.

You're somebody. You must be somebody. think people say that to you're somebody you must be somebody i always thought like a like a seven foot guy who didn't play ball has got to be the worst existence it is funny just rolling up to a guy and being like you don't do academics right yeah you're you can't help me with my homework you play the ball or you go to the bar as like a 20 something year old when you're playing in the league and all you want to do is go and like you know meet girls and hang out with your boys and you go and every single guy in the establishment wants to talk to you yeah picture of you that's why i've always people have always asked me like what like because i don't really feel famous but the best way i can

describe it is every bar i ever walk into is a gay bar for me 100 just for me and it's fun but oh what you know when the then when the dudes are like oh can we get a photo there's a part that's like you know the ladies are no they're like who is that bald ogre dude how do you how do you think every dude at uh at barstool cleans up like all those guys the single guys i'm fucking handsome dude yeah you you're correct me if i'm wrong but like if you're at a bar and some dude comes up and asks for a picture that's like fishing with dynamite because then the girls are like wait are you someone yeah and they're like nah i do a little podcast whatever i think it's the opposite i got a show a little show we do follow me on

twitter yeah right see like basketball players they they got it. They got the look. You know what I'm saying? They're tall. They stand out in the crowd. You could be like Debo Samuel. Nobody would notice you in the club. You know what I mean? Yeah, they don't even have to do anything.

I think they just get DMs. They just walk in. I think they just don't even have to leave their house. With all their guaranteed money, they just throw it on the ground. I mean, we've seen the videos of like Ja Morant and stuff. These guys are wild. These basketball players are wild. They're having a good time. Yeah. They're having a good old time. Yeah. And apparently he's a good dude of Ja Morant and stuff. These guys are wild. These basketball players are wild. They're having a good time.

Yeah. They're having a good old time. Yeah. And apparently he's a good dude, Ja Morant. He's just wild. He just likes guns. Loves guns. He loves guns.

That's fine. He's addicted to showing guns. He likes the Second Amendment. I've been shooting him. Yeah. He's a patriot. Like Ted Nugent. I said when all that was going down, if you're the Grizzlies owner, you just need to do open

gun play for a day, where you have a room in the facility where it's like, bring your gun to work. Like a smoking room. Yeah, just get it out of his system. Yeah. Just be like, everyone bring your gun. You can flash your piece in there. Yeah, right.

There's mirrors everywhere. You can look at yourself. Of course, yeah. Have a gun party. Yeah. Oh. Right. Just get it.

That's smart. I'm sorry I'm late. I was in the gun room for a second. Right. I had gun room. Look at yourself. Where's he at? He's in the gun room. Have a gun party, yeah. Oh. Right. Just get it. That's smart. I'm sorry I'm late. I was in the gun room for a second. Right. I had my gun with me. You guys want to see my gun? He's working on his shot. Yeah.

That's exactly it. You just give him a chance to let that out, and then it won't happen. It is funny that every Instagram live he had for that little stretch. Just guns. They're going, we're live? All right. He's got two strippers on the ground cash everywhere oh yeah what are we doing did you guys hear that uh apparently you're the football guy you're the

college football guy he is number one on the big they said marvin harrison jr and another player from ohio state are being offered uh like essentially uh-round pick tender to stay at Ohio State. Is this true? Is stuff like this? So I doubt Marvin. Yeah. Because that's $25 million. He's definitely not going to stay.

But I'm thinking Travion Henderson is getting offered a lot of money. There you go. So I don't know if it's $25 million. I bet they're offering $5 or $6 million, though. Because I read that number. I'm like, these fuckers in college are just rich now. So first-round pick money, when you say $ college but it's not it's now so first round pick money when you say 25 it's not 25 per year right is that i'm talking like the the four year with a fifth year okay okay it'd be like 27 whatever it would okay i'm i'm

i'm guessing they're trying to match what they would get in year one got it yeah and then and then trying to say well you don't have to go now you'll get that college football has changed so much yeah it's still stupid it would be move. You don't start your clock yet. It's also, yeah, the second contract is what it's all about. I can't wrap my mind around that because in college, I mean, we didn't get paid. You know what I mean? Right. And I played with guys in the league that were like, yeah, we got paid in college.

We fucking didn't at Oregon. So now I think about these dudes getting $6 million a senior year. Yeah, but at Oregon, did you? Buddy, are you kidding me? At Oregon, did you have just a room full of shoes that you could just walk into? No, but if you went to the equipment room and you said, I need a pair of 15s, they would say, they're in your locker room. Oh, that's awesome. See, I think I would go to Oregon just for that, just the shoe room.

See, but here's where I'm going to add on it. Yeah. For fashion people. If they offer Marvin Harrison Jr. or Travion Henderson $5 million to come and play one more year, I get that. It's the 18-year-old high school seniors that are getting offered this money that doesn't make as much sense because they might suck. Yeah, you're right. They might be terrible. They might be soft.

They might be terrible. And an 18-year-old, I think in all facets of life, not even just sports, an 18-year-old, I would always take an 18 year old uh over an 18 year old with six million dollars yes yeah okay i don't think an 18 year old with six million dollars would like that just doesn't that feels like it's not set up for success yeah and then i just had six million in the bank but like the high school baseball players that get drafted they go straight out of high school like these first roundround picks, and they have that money. It's interesting. Like I would trust the baseball players more with the money than the fans. They're also thrown into more of a structured system at that point.

They're thrown into an organization that knows how to bring them along. And these colleges, they're worshipped the second they get this stuff. Where the baseball players are coming from out of high school to get the money, so like guys that are coming from Cuba of high school to get the money so like guys that are coming from cuba like all these places where baseball is your one lane out of where you're at um i just think there's so many things for football players to get into now especially these college kids that have been crowned as the best in their class uh i would take the kid off an island uh you know in the like in a heartbeat at high school.

You know what I mean? Like to your point, the hungry guy. Yeah. I want the hungry dude. Hungry dogs run faster. Who's been throwing bricks with his catcher's outfit on for the last three years. Yeah.

Because he doesn't have baseball. Or his no backup plan. Yeah. Yeah. And, too, like you're getting this money in the NIL stuff, but you're still in college. Like if you get drafted out of high school with baseball, like you're going in more of a personalized setting

with people around you. It's professional. What round did you get drafted in? Like 20-something. Baseball draft never makes sense. In baseball? Get drafted in baseball? Out of high school?

I told them don't draft me because I'm going to college, and they still drafted me, and I still went to college. And once they get to the 20th round, it doesn't fuck up. How do they scout that many people to know? I know. I think they just see names at that point. Was that how I lost kids? You're big.

Auto sim the draft. I was so close to taking a visit to Mississippi State. Played baseball or football? Baseball. I heard so many good things about that outfield wall. They got the scaffolding. It's the number one place to play baseball. I heard it's awesome there. I heard it really is. Rossi, Palmeiro, and Will.

Over LSU. LSU has the better program. We have the better place to play baseball yeah dude i heard it's awesome there i heard it really is palmero and will over lsu yeah uh lsu has the better program we have the better place to play baseball we have the better stadium the better atmosphere well people think lsu they think skip bartman and the dynasty that they had they did just win it but i mean like that that body of work was so impressive that carries over to now yeah mississippi state's one of those fucking teams every year yeah it's it's been going on a long time but but we have apartments, apartment buildings. I love that. Yeah, it's incredible.

Like the Blue Jays. I've always wanted to stay in that hotel. They're out there talking shit to the outfielders. It's not like bleachers. They got like scaffolding and like. Yeah. It's wild. That's sick.

We should go. I've invited y'all many times. I want to go to the college. I'll take you up on your invite. Really? Yeah. We'll go. We're going to go to a Mississippi State baseball

game this year. See, that's a no. It's immediately a no. In May? April or May. How far is it from Oxford? I don't know. It's an hour and a half. I got a buddy who lives there. Knock out two stones. Yeah, we're going to go. You're coming with? I'm down.

Okay. All right, good. We're going to go. Boys trip. Boys trip to Starkville for a baseball series. Where do you fly in? To the airport. Airport. We have a regional airport 15 minutes away. Oh, that's great. Direct from Chicago?

No, Chicago to Atlanta. I'm out. No, you're not out. Why would you be out? Yep. Well, we can still go. I'm down. Okay. Does Mississippi State play around here? Maybe we'll go catch a game

then. It'd be cold up here. You said in May? It's all about the setting. April, May, something like that. It's all about the setting. They start the SEC. They play like Valpo or something? Maybe we could catch a game. No, they'll play some SEC games in March, April and May. Northern Illinois or something? You want to go watch Mississippi State Ole Miss?

Yeah, but that'll be in Ole Miss this year. Let's go see Mississippi State LSU this year. Fuck it. I'm in. Yeah. Compton? When is that one? I don't know.

Bring Tommy. I mean, maybe. I'm a positive maybe. Okay. It's only five hours. You guys will have fun. Well, I haven't been invited, so Brandon keeps just like. Mark, you're invited.

You're invited. Brandon's just pointing at guys. Mark, you're invited. Yeah. You're invited. Brandon's just pointing at guys. Mark, you're invited. You can have my invite. What about Charles? You're the one that started this. Mook, what's up, buddy? You want to go?

I'll catch an invite. You're invited. This could be a good trip, Mark. Yeah, I think so. Or it could be a bad one. You're going. Also that. Yeah, we'll see.

That'd be great. It'd go both ways. It's going to be great. We'd pull some pods i'm gonna get us i'm gonna get one of the lofts out there we'll have we'll just stay out there and we'll sit on the porch and watch some baseball smoke some cigars i'm trying to look at the schedule but you're stupid have you guys gone to see napoleon yet yes oh i want to so bad yes give me the rundown it's it's kind of a love story a little bit. It's about a short guy who's horny as hell.

And I love that part. Wait, he was horny? He was the horniest guy in the world. Boner part. He fled Egypt to go take care of his whore wife. Some of the most graphic. Well, not even graphic. You watched it, Steven?

I did, yeah. Did you do a review? I did. He was married to a sex worker? Some very interesting sex scenes, I'll say. According to the France newspaper. Do those scenes get the job done? Buddy, do they?

Oh, jeez. Even. You Pee Wee Herman in that movie theater? Oh, not for me, but for him, like, holy cow. He was hard? The boy can fuck. The boy goes hard. The boy can fuck, huh?

Napoleon fucks, dude. Damn. Does he get lifted up? I heard he wasn't as short as we've all come to know. I think people were shorter back then. His wife was a mountain, though. His wife was big. This is great.

She had big thighs. How tall was he? I don't know the historical. Was he a milkman? TJ, pull up know the historical. Was he a milkman? TJ, pull up Napoleon's height. Was he a milkman? Can we do the high noon ad? Was he the guy that rode the elephants and shit?

Moog, can you do the high noon ad? No, you're thinking of Attila the Hun? Five, six. That's not that bad. Yeah, it's short. He could run barstool. Oh! No, but I would definitely go see Napoleon.

It's very good war. There's a couple good war scenes, and then him just trying to fuck is the funniest thing. He's a great actor, huh? He's amazing. He doesn't do an accent. He just does a weird voice. He's an American.

I love when they do that. Is a weird voice an accent? I don't think so. It's not like French, or he's from like some island off of France. Okay. I don't know. Great movie.

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Hopefully we will. I'll do them. Me and Titus will do them. Should we have Kyle do the act challenge? Let me set it up. Yes. I think we definitely need to. Also, oh, we need to decide gifts.

Oh, gift amounts? Yes. Okay. Should we spin that wheel,j so yeah uh confirmed tuesday night we're gonna be taping a christmas special with ronan sass uh so that'll be great um i think they might be here during the day too hell yeah which is great to see the boys so we'll do an extra long christmas special like we did last year we'll run that on the 22nd, I believe it is, that Friday. That's the Friday.

Yep. So that will be awesome. Also, tomorrow we have Wiffle Ball. So it's a pre-taped yak, but it's a must-watch. Some incredible moments. TJ, we need some clips from that to promo it. The Wiffle Ball hit me mentally so hard that i ubered home from work and ordered panda express on my way home yeah the big plate it was three entrees it was uh all

the fix every single matchup i don't we're not going to spoil anything obviously but every single matchup had something memorable happen yes every single one i i was i was blown away because I went into it thinking, like, we'll get some good moments out of this. But, you know, we might have to dig for them a little bit. No. No. It delivered. Every single match had something to deliver.

Yeah, initially we were just going to throw it up as a YouTube video, but then I was like, wait, this was an awesome, awesome show. How long is it, like an hour and 45 minutes? A little over that, yeah. Yeah, so almost two hours tomorrow. Wolf of Ball Home Run Derby. And we changed the rules so that we actually hit home runs this time. Yeah.

Which is better than the first time we tried. Yeah. There will actually be home runs hit. We did the first home run derby. I think someone won with one home run. Yeah, the first home run derby was like, can you get a launch angle of a very specific degree? Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly. Brandon was playing tennis. Yeah. And this one's more of a true home run derby. All right, so TJ, what, so everyone's going to be doing a gift, and then we got to figure out how much everyone's gift is? Yeah, last year we did like a wheel of numerical values.

All right, so let's do that again. So this will be for the... Yeah, we'll see what everyone has to spend on the gift. So there's how many of us? Six of you guys. No, more. In there. No, more.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Because Sass and Roan. Six of you guys, and then Sass and Roan makes eight. Yeah. And then Che. And then you and Zah. 11. No, 8, 9, 10, 11.

Yeah. Okay. So dollar amounts we could do. Free. Hold on. How many should we go? Should we go up to a thousand one one slice for a thousand yeah yeah i'm trying how would 11 free that's all my you go free 50 100 150 200 250 300 350 400 250, 200, 250, 300, 350, 400, 500, 1,000.

Let's do it. That's perfect. Let's do it. Hey, Brandon, this is an open gym time. I'm going to have to call in some favors. Oh, shit. Yeah, this is a lot of pressure. I'm going to have to donate blood.

Would Sask out a boom box for like $500? Should there be something between free and 50 that's like five bucks or something? That's like, because like 50 is like. Oh, no, homemade. We had homemade. Homemade? Okay. So just adjust that.

Homemade. It's free. Homemade. 50. 100. 150. 200, 250, 300, 400, 500, 1,000. Jesus. Yeah. 1,000 for a yak. I'm going to sell my dick if I get 1,000.

If I get 1,000, one of you is getting a state championship ring from West Point High School. Can I do a quick plug real quick? Yeah, please. Plug away. Me and Sass are in Louisville this weekend. Oh, hell yes. Louisville. However.

Louisville. Friday and Saturday at Laugh Louisville. I love it. Come out. I got to come watch you perform. I think you were there. No, I watched him intro and I had to leave. Ah.

But I would love to come. I'd love to come. Yeah. If you want to do time, too, you to. I'd love to come. Yeah. If you want to do time, too, you can. I don't know about all that. Next show is January. Kyle came to the comedy.

Was it? What's the place called? Laugh Factor. Yeah. See the intro. And well, I didn't tell him it was the first time he's doing pro football football show. And I hadn't sent him the sheet yet. So he came and then I sent him the sheet and the show starts at 8 30 and he just texted back he's like all right i'll see you tomorrow i'm leaving he's like i need my sleep

that's fair yeah you know quick turn you come with those fucking golden nuggets like we come with on the pro football show yeah you need your rest that's a prepared player right there and i do consume a lot of uh stand up at home, you know, on the old computer. I love that. I love a good stand-up, bro. Yeah. Who's your favorite one this year? I mean, that one's obvious, right?

That one's obvious. Yeah, it's obvious. Shane's pretty awesome. Yeah. Actually, speaking of stand-up, I think Stavros is going to be here on Monday. Oh. He's going to come on PMT. Maybe he'll do the Yak Challenge, too. He is fucking great.

We've got to get him to do the Yak Challenge. I don't know if we'll make it through. We're going to have a packed week next week because we have Stavros Monday, Ronan Sass, and then I think Ronan Sass might stay Wednesday. So it'll be a fun week. You know you do the case race. I wish we would do like a case conditioning

where we could just kind of delete some beers, but we're not racing. That's kind of what the Christmas episode is. We don't race, but we just get drunk. That's what you initially wanted the case race to... No, we wanted it to be terrible and blacked out and puking. But I know the time that Shane and I came,

it felt... Oh yeah, we did try to make the rule like, oh, you got to talk. And that just goes out. Because we went through so fast the one before. Yeah, but that's when the fun starts. Yeah. Today feels like a day where I could delete.

You got that. There's no better feeling when you have that. Forty five beers. You have that like empty stomach feeling where you're like, oh, beer will just ask me if I'm hungry. I'm like, I think I'm thirsty. Yeah. Beer will go down so easy right now.

All right. So spin the wheels. TJ will rip through this and then Che write it down so you can send it to everyone. Zah, what's up? How was Arizona, Zah? Arizona was good, man. Shout out to everybody that came out and everyone that didn't make it to the final two, man. It was good.

It went very well. Who won? As always. I forgot their names, but I recognize them. Congrats to them. Yeah, no, they were absolutely killing it. Unforgettable. Congrats to them. Yeah, no, they were absolutely killing it. Unforgettable. Congrats to those guys.

No, at that time of the day, it's more the Trulies that matter than their names and all. But, yeah, no, it was great. Shout out to everybody that played in it, man. I put Zaw on the list of guys I want to get fucked up with. Oh, Zaw's the best. Zaw can suck them down. Zaw, you realize we'd be like a cultural phenomenon. Yeah, you would. And that's the problem right there

you and me we should go to like seoul south korea and just go and make friends let's do it i will teach you how to sub tweet dude you and you and i would sell out carnival yeah bro we're old school you know old school as you and me bro let's do it what did you just say well what what was that that's onion i say oh no we know what you said what did you say yeah what is that hello how are you i love that yeah i'm a fan of that yes i will teach you his ways of i went to i went to high school with a bunch of koreans uh you know we we we have a boarding school at our high school and so i got i got a little bit of culture in me you know, we have a boarding school at our high school.

And so I got a little bit of culture in me. It's the best. It's the best. I don't do kimchi, but I'll say Haseo. Yeah. I had a couple roommates back in the day. They were Korean. Yeah.

Dude, they're great. They're like great people. My roommate at Oregon was a Korean guy, 6'5", baseball player, Korean. He was like the Korean Shohei Otani. Oh. Wait, isn't he? Oh, no, he's Japanese. Shohei otani oh wait isn't oh no he's jeff kohe you almost got me that would be funny yeah he's like the japanese shohei otani he's like the american babe ruth you know shohei otani won't tell anyone his dog's name i like that they had

like a whole feature on it and like he's like no i'm not telling you my dog's name gotta be protective over that i gotta know what it is yeah the opposite of pft blake blake was here last night all right what do you think his dog's name is i don't know is it american name like is it yeah that's the thing jake that'd be funny if it was like ted yeah george all right uh all right you're gonna do this in a minute we're gonna spin the wheel for uh our christmas party all right so spin the name first tj is this the right amount of yes right yes that's correct okay high pressure so we go name name out name them out name them out name them out okay name them out name them oh boy what's Name him out. What's this for? How did we do it? Did we do White Elephant? How did we do it?

Yeah, we did. I think that there was trades or swaps. Don't figure that out. So they pick a name, then they pick a dollar amount, then they pick another name? For our Christmas special next week. So like last year, Saskat had to buy a $1,000 gift and my gift was free.

Yeah, if I get anything over like $300, I'm going to have to start selling my dick somewhere. Can I throw just an idea out there? Let me see your toes for a second. Do you want to do? You don't want to see those. Spread those suckers, dude. Designated gift people?

Do we want to do that? I think we did it as like a Yankee swap. Yeah. What is white elephant? We put them all down there. I thought white elephant was just like shitty gifts. Well, then it's purposely. It's like we put all the gifts out and then somebody picks one and then the second person

either steals or picks one from the pile. Do we all have to be white elephant? All right. You draw. No, no. No, no. Yeah. Here's what it will be.

It'll be wheel amount. Yeah. And then the next person is who that first person is getting it for. So it's non-secret Santa. That's white elephant. Oh. Did we do secret Santa last time? Yeah. We it's non-Secret Santa. That's what all of them. Oh, did we do Secret Santa last year? Yeah, we did a Yankee swap last year. Yeah, we put it down there.

So Secret Santa is where I'm assigned Brandon. He doesn't know that I'm assigned Brandon. You're assigned Big Cat. Yeah. There's a list. Let's do this. The one you guys are talking about. And then, TJ, can you just do on your own a wheel separately

and just privately text everyone who they're buying it for? Sure. Okay. Because Secret Santa would be we all come in with gifts, put them in the center, and then we determine who goes first to pick second. That's what we did last year. So, Brandon, what does White Elephant mean? Oh, so that's what we'll do.

Okay. What does White Elephant mean? I don't know. No idea. I just was saying it because I said it. We're really bad at these things. Yeah. Really bad at these things.

Maybe the chat can help. All right. Name them out. Name them out. Name them out. Name them out. Here we Really bad at these things. Maybe the chat can help. All right. Name them out. Name them out. Name them out. Name them out. Here we go. Here we go.

Brandon, what's a white elephant mean? No idea. Okay, Che, Sass. Oh, Sass first. I think white elephant and Yankee Swap are the same thing. If he goes back-to-back a thousand, he's not going to come. We got to root for Sass to get something low here. Because I want him to come.

I want him. I want to see my boy. Oh, it's 1,000. Oh! Free! Oh! Oh! Oh, my God. Wow!

Holy shit. Wow, wow, wow. Somebody's getting tickets to Sass Show. Yep. No, those aren't free. For him, they probably are. Yeah yeah that'd be great if you got one like two tickets to a really random location all right che you're up the rat the rat the rat don't also french You should get a rat tattoo, Che.

I hope it's 1,000, Che. Ooh. 300. Not bad. High, high, high, high. In my defense, I watched it back last night. You're the one that suggested Rico's name. Yeah, I do not understand Rico's anger at Stephen Che.

That confuses the hell out of me. It will confuse the hell out of me for... What do you mean? He's a giant baby. He's an aggressive character. Yeah, it's because he got Kirk. Yeah, he's got... Yeah, I guess that's it.

It is not about Kirk. Every time I see him, he's like... Yeah. He's intense. But that's why people like him. He's a passionate guy. Because he's intense. He brings intensity.

Bosco. Who is this for? This is for KB. Oh, that's perfect. That's going to be great. That's going to be great. He's smart. That'll be good.

That might end up being the best gift. Yeah. Yeah. He's got that brain. That boy's got that brain. Get that brain on him. So free and homemade, both gone. Yep.

Fuck. Yep. Fuck. DJ. I need that thousand off of there, and I need it off now. Get it off right now. Get that thousand off that wheel right fucking now. Oh, boy.

All right. 200. I don't like this wheel one bit. Foot shaking a little hard, Mook. Yep. I mean, 500 is nothing to sneeze at. No, 500 is going to break me. Here we go.

Oh, no. Oh, no, Mook. That's even worse. Still got to wait. Watch it be the hundred piece. I hope Zog gets like 50. Uh-oh, Zog. Oh.

I hope you come in at $500. Oh, no, Zog. Could have been worse. Could have been worse. Could have been worse. Could have been double that. Great outlook. Great outlook. Titus.

Titus. Come on, Titus. You got this, Titus. A thousand bucks to a California. Those are great odds. Those are great odds right there. Yeah, you got good odds, Titus. You got this, Titus. $1,000 to a California. Those are great odds. Those are great odds right there. Yeah, you got good odds, Titus. You're okay.

Oh, no. Oh, here we go. Oh, okay. All right. $350 is nothing. I can afford that. That's easy. That's nothing.

That's nothing. Well, when the $1,000 is out there, $350 becomes nothing. Oh, no, Mook. Mook. I'm flat. I'm not playing. All right. Mook, I'll help you out if you hit it. No, no, no. Oh, no, Mook. I'm going to figure this out. Oh, no, Mook. I'm. I'm glad I'm not playing. All right. All right. Mook, I'll help you out if you hit it.

No, no, no. Oh, no, Mook. I'm going to figure this out. Oh, no, Mook. I'm going to figure this out. I think I'm good. Mook, I'll help you. 150.

I think I'm good. Yeah. Let him suffer a little bit, Mook. Place your bets. I got 150. Let him suffer. It's Wilson. Let him suffer.

Let him suffer. Blue. Blue. Blue. Let him suffer. Here we go. Here we go. This will be really fucked up.

What do you think, Will? What do I think Mook's getting? A thousand. Blue. Oh, I'm chilling. Blue. Let him suck. Here we go. Here we go. This will be really fucked up. What do you think, Will? What do I think Moog's getting? A thousand. Blue. Oh, I'm chilling. Oh, nice. Here we go. Yay.

There you go, Moog. Yay. Congrats. I just won 900 bucks, technically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great way to think. That is it.

But I've lost thousands on this show already. You getting nervous, Brandon? No, the number one big game boomer. Oh, Nick. I'd feel bad. I would feel terrible. I'd feel bad. I'd feel bad.

To have a thousand hit when you're not here, that's a brutal thing. Oh, no. No. No. I mean, $250 is nothing Nick would have bought something so cool with $1000 Yeah Me you and Rome

These boys got it These boys got it Okay Alright you're up Please Please Okay. All right, you're up. Please, please. Please be 50. Big head, I have 11 bucks in my wallet if you need it. Please be 50.

I have a five in my bag. Yeah, we can. Oh, no. And it's 50. It's 50. Okay. So. Hey, Roan, did I need you to fly out and also pay $1,000 for a gift? Man.

Oh, boy. I have four kids. Yeah, but Santa Claus isn't coming this year, kids. You're number one on the big game boomer list. This has got to be worth something. Yeah, Santa got robbed in the big block. All right, here it is, Brandon. Had to buy Moog a Dyson vacuum.

There's no Christmas if you're a kid. Where's Jehovah's Witness now? Whatever this lands on is round. Whatever it doesn't land on is Brandon's. Okay. Keep going! There you go, Brandon! Brandon! Brandon!

Bro's got $1,000. $150. Yeah, that's a brutal text to get. Hey, see you Tuesday, man. By the way, be sure to bring a $1,000 gift. I'm hitting his co-host with a text immediately and saying I'm going to need some bread. Can we FaceTime Ron? Yeah.

Yeah, they're both coming. Sass has to bring something free, and Ron has to bring something for $1,000. Do the Factor ad meal ad real quick. Brandon, you can do it. Yeah, I can. I can always talk about Factor. Delicious meals. This bustling holiday season, you might be looking for nutritious, flavorful meals

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They're good. Yeah. So my wife, she's late in her pregnancy right now. So sometimes there's nights where we don't want to cook, she doesn't want to and that's okay we got factor it's got us covered like i'm not getting paid for this that shit is actually tasty hey yes bro and it's good have you had a good portion boys we got sass on the phone good portions sassy hello what are you doing just showered nice um are you not with ron i am not with ron is he is he with nick and kb right now i believe so all right i'll try them too uh we just spun the wheel for gift prices for tuesday night oh okay what is my price i'm not gonna lie to you. Free. Oh, awesome. Yeah. Roan got $1,000, so that's why I wanted to.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. But you got free, so think of a free gift. So what does that mean? I have to make something? No, there was a homemade option as well, so you just have to give someone something that you have in your house.

Remember last year I got free, I just dumped my whole office? Yeah. All right. Okay, dumped my whole office. All right. Okay. See you next week. All right. Sounds good. Bye. Let me see if I can get it.

Factors fire. Portions are small. Yeah, that's good. All those different pancakes, have you had them? No. What did Nick get? Oh, I saw you scarfing those. Even the steak.

Bro, it's unreal. Good stuff. Nick got 250. They got this party dip. 150? Yeah, 150. No, I got 150. You can literally put it in a circle. Nick yeah 150 no i got 150 you can live i got

two i got three 25 of them and open them up so we we ordered ahead because when the baby comes like we're just gonna have it's gonna be factor life i'll be abbed out nick got 250 yeah i just got a taping something right now yeah they're doing game time or game night i just got a microwave in my apartment. What? That's big time. Yeah, I splurged on it. Where the hell did it go? That's huge.

Huge. Factor's been hitting, dude. Yeah, the microwave. It is two minutes. And like the veggies and stuff, you're usually worried about broccoli. When you microwave it, the stuff's pretty darn good, man. It's a very vegetable vegetable. We got words for broccoli. We're going to have some factor at the Christmas party that we're talking about right now.

Good. Oh, hell yes. Get the sponsor. Oh, the yak, the Christmas special. Yeah. Because we canceled the Christmas party. No, we're doing a white elephant. Let's back up, Mark.

We're doing a white elephant. Oh, the whole company. January free lunch is gone. It's company party. January free elephant. Let's back up, Mark. We're doing a white elephant. Oh, the whole company. January free lunch is gone. It's company party. January free lunch. It's gone? No, January free lunch is not gone. Oh, KB.

Hey, are you with Nick and Roan? Yeah. All right, we just spun the wheel for gift giving for next Tuesday. Yeah. You want good news or bad news okay so Nick how much is next gift 250 250 Nick KB homemade yeah Rome can you show Roan Yeah what am I A thousand dollars Oh god Man I'm old

It came down to your It was last spin you and Brandon You got the thousand So who am I gifting to We're going to do Secret Santa So it's going to be a big pile of gifts God damn it Alright God bless

Alright see ya Alright God bless. All right, see you. All right, God bless. Oh, Roe's the best. I kind of was hoping for 1,000 because I was going to get a massive TV. I'd just be like, here you go. That's a great idea. No one wants to, like, everyone has TVs. What would you do with an extra TV?

I would absolutely just take a TV at any point. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It would be tough for Sass and Roan if they had to carry it back. You got to hang it? Or if I got someone like a $1,000 surfboard? I don't really get rid of my TVs.

I just like down. If I buy a new one, I just shift all of them. Right. And then suddenly I have like a TV in my garage. Right. It kind of screws up your whole ecosystem of TV start to level up bumping them down everybody could use their garage yeah okay you know there's nothing like not being able to fit your favorite ice cream in that freezer door because there's so much shit in there yeah so i'm telling you for

you know if you're friends with a guy with a young family or something, get him a fridge freezer. Fridge freezer. I like that. For the garage. That's not bad. Maybe some magnets to get it started in its aesthetic. That's a good idea. Magnets.

Kyle. Write that down. Write that down. Kyle, are you ready to do the Yak Challenge? Yeah, I guess. You know it? Fuck it. All right.

Good point. All right. No mousetraps. Here's what it is. No m it? Fuck it. All right. Good point. Fuck that. No mousetraps. Here's what it is. No mousetraps. Okay. Brandon will walk you through it as you do it, but here's how it goes. Three shot, or sorry, you got to shoot on the cornhole until you make it.

Okay. Then you got to go shoot a shot in goal. But no basketball. No, there's basketball. I hate basketball. Okay, well, there's basketball. That's why it's a challenge. Stu Feiner had 16 straight air balls. Okay.

So you can't be worse than that. Did you see me last night while I was here? Yeah, it was bad. All right, so you go bags to the goal. Now the goal, Malasek is in goal. He's a real motherfucker. Yeah. The way the soccer works is you have three shots.

After the three shots are taken you can you can kick it from anywhere so you can like go up to them and try to score so i'm gonna shoot from one set point three times three times they're all set up right now and then it's free and then it's free to wherever you got it then you got to go to uh baseball so you got to hit a home run okay pit just throwing it up to yourself okay brandon Brandon, go stand where he's going to do baseball. Right there. It just has to be above this level so it's not like – Into the rafters. Yeah, but it can hit just anything above this.

Yes. Look, here goes Brandon. Nope, that wouldn't be a home run. Can't hit the ceiling though. Then you're going to throw a football. You see where the football is? You got to hit one of the body armor bottles. Oh, I saw B. Marsh do this. Yes. You got to hit one of the body armor bottles. Oh, I saw B Marsh do this.

Yes. You hit one of the body armor bottles. You got to go get your own rebound. If you miss it has to hit it directly. It can't hit it on a rebound. Then you're doing a three point shot and a three point shot. Just have somebody guide me through it. Yeah. And then you're going to sit down and you're going to do Sporkle. You got to get 10 questions, right? Okay.

Just think bags and soccer first and then just one at a time one play at a time yeah yeah ready roll yeah we're ready to roll and you and cam newton was like six minutes so you're you're you should be good that's a big boy that's a big boy over under let's put it at i think he's in the 325 i think he's being the low threes 325 his basketball shot is bad he's not lying about that I'll yeah I'll say under yeah yeah he also might really might try to hit too hard and hit the ceiling he might but since he was drafted I mean you gotta think he's a pitcher figure something out yeah but those through 96 basketball can't be

that he threw 96 wait we're not ready yet. Kyle, Kyle, you threw 96. That would have been good. Jesus. He threw 96. Sorry, put him down, put him down. All right, TJ, let me know when we're ready. Yeah, but we haven't started yet. All right.

Three, two, one, go. Oh, no. Pick up the pace. Oh, no. Grab a couple. Grab a couple, yeah. Oh, right there. Oh, go Pick up the pace. Oh no. Grab a couple. Grab a couple, yeah. Oh, right there. Oh, go, go, go, go. Soccer.

Take Malasek's head off. Oh. Oh. He did go right at him. He's right at the dome. Oh my. Baseball, baseball. That was huge.

Firecracker. Fucking crushed Malasek. Fuck you, Malasek. Bitch, Malasek. Yeah, fuck. Lefty. Nope. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a was going to happen. That was huge. Firecracker. Fucking crush Malasek.

Fuck you, Malasek. Bitch Malasek. Yeah, fuck. Lefty. Nope. Don't swing too hard, Kyle. Looking at the bat. There it is.

Home run. Football. Oh, he's in good time. Oh, fuck. No, no, no. You got to hit the bottle. You got to hit it. You got to hit the actual bottle.

You got to hit the actual bottle. I just want Hulk smash hit the bottle. You got to hit the actual bottle. You got to hit the actual bottle. I just want Hulk smash on the table. Hit Brandon in the face. Oh, no. Slow down. Oh, don't help him, Brandon. That's bullshit. No.

Go get the ball. Go get the ball. Good change of direction. Kitsil got something in him. There we go. Yep. Yep. All right.

Shot. Shot. Three-point shot. Uh-oh. No, you can keep going with the rack. Oh. Go, go, go. Randy, wheel it.

Randy, wheel it. Take the rack. Randy's doing a terrible job of guiding. Yeah. Three-point shot. He was holding Cam's dick when Cam was. Oh, go. Randy, wheel. Randy, wheel. Take the rack. Randy's doing a terrible job of guiding. Yeah. Three-point shot. He was holding Cam's dick when Cam was. Oh, yeah. Oh.

That's not a bad shot. It looks good. All right. Sit down. Sit down. Sporkle. Oh, he's crushing it. I would sit there.

All right. King of the South. All right. Let's go. Ten teams in the Big 12 might be where you want to start. Ten teams in the Big 12. Texas, Oklahoma, Texas Tech, Missouri, or their SEC, aren't they? I don't know.

Two NBA players with 38,000-plus points. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and LeBron James. Four NFC West teams. Four NFC West teams. NFC West will be Niners, Rams, Seahawks. I can't talk. Eight highest grossing superhero movies. Batman Dark Knight,

Spider-Man. We've got two there. Cardinals, he said. Cardinals. Cardinals, Seahawks, Rams, Niners. We've got one more. Big 12 team. Big 12 team.

Texas A&M. SEC now. So it would be... Oh, you got it. You got it. Yeah, they found careers. That's a great time. Good time.

Great time. That was awesome. Trust the data, guys. Well done. And you looked so athletic doing everything. Yeah, your basketball shot. I said you couldn't shoot. Even you rolling out of the pocket.

Did you kick with your right foot? Yeah. And everything else is left-handed? I can kick the fuck out of the ball now. Yeah. Well, that scared the fuck out of me. How does that work? I was like, sorry, Jake.

Right foot in. No, don't say sorry to him. He's a mother. We got the camera on. No, he's a mother. So I got through it. Yeah. One king of the set.

And I caught my breath. 2-42. That's pretty good. Yeah, we can let someone else go if we want to spin the wheel, TJ. Man, Mark. Dude, I was- That was a diesel time. The football thing really crushed me, surprisingly. Still like a minute slower than my best time, but it was a diesel time, Mark. That was a diesel time. The football thing really crushed me, surprisingly.

Still like a minute slower than my best time, but it was a diesel time, bro. It's tough, but you know there's something in there. Yeah, yeah. It's charity work. It's all about trimming the fat, right? That kick was awesome, though. Malasek is like the worst. Oh, you were shooting lasers at Malasek.

He usually just is a pain in the ass. That's the way to do it. You gotta just kick the fuck out of the ball and keep it on i was looking right i was kicking left that was my goal fuck it look at that fucker i mean he's a he's a will you want to go again oh i mean i'll go again all right we'll go again let's look we'll go avenge yeah i might get year 10 as a kicker bro bro. Yeah. I have to say something. I rewatched Tommy Smoke shooting a basketball. It's tough. That was.

Go get him. People were saying he looked like he was shooting a medicine ball. Hopefully the chat didn't kill me, too. No, I think the chat probably got done. Oh, yeah, you were. You were the number one. Wait, go back to the top list. Yeah, you're the number one. Oh, B. Marsh.

Brandon Marshall got you by three seconds. Fuck. Marsh got you by three seconds. I didn't know Brandon was in front of the line for the football. That's true. That's true. I think Brandon was shagging everything it is. Yeah, people are saying good shit.

Good, good. Good shit. The more I think about my time i don't know if can you match it it's pretty it's pretty ridiculous i don't know if it's gonna be beat are you the number one yeah i had a perfect run i think i like this literally a perfect it will be beaten if we have like a yak challenge day where we all just like do it over like we're all like we do like a day where it's like everybody just gets like five yeah almost do we have a barf bucket um going a little or a camel yeah all right will you ready will has a really bad time what's he have yeah i think it's time we've got Will Compton looking to get this thing started on the right foot here.

And Will, your highest score is all the counts on the official leaderboard, so you have an ability here to erase some bad tape. 6'11". 6'11". Oh, he got tripped up on Sporkle. Yeah, you could have done it twice in the time that Will did it. Yeah, Will spent like four minutes on Sporkle. Yeah, that's right.

Hawaii was bad. Some Walt Jr. shit. What was it? What was it? Countries with the most islands, and you said Hawaii? You hear this fuck? All right. Ready?

Three, two, one, go. Come on, Will. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, man. Do it for the boys, Will. Come on, Will.

Oh! There we go. All right. The shooting. Oh, I got scared on the shooting. Oh. This is going to be a problem if he... You're going to see how much mouth sex sucks here, Kyle.

Is he good at this? Yeah, really good. Watch. This is when it gets... Oh, oh, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Twice! Is he good at this? Yeah, really good. Watch. This is when it gets. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Twice. Got a little help from Brandon there. Yep. Okay, one hand is the move. Swing soft. Swing soft. Good contact.

Oh. Use your hips. Oh. Oh. use your hips. Oh, oh, he's cooked in here is not a home run. Oh, maybe. Oh, maybe oh oh oh that would have been wild maybe two hands i don't know one hand is the move is this where he struggled last time come on there we go nice here we go all right you can make up time right here yeah good throw will huge huge Huge. Huge. Just the instrumental riff in our ears. There it is. Huge.

So he makes this and he's got to answer questions. Yep. And he's not the best at answering questions. I'm just being totally honest. I just love that assessment. Yeah, he's just not. He's not great at answering. He's not great at answering questions. Sometimes he declines to answer.

He's not a good test taker. His brain just pauses. Bro, I'll tell you, the oxygen is going elsewhere during this. When you come in here, your brain has no blood in it. Yeah. Oh. Yes, let's go, Will. Let's go.

Get in here, bud. All right, Will. Let's go, boy. I'll help you out a little. Eight wrestlers with most WWE, WWF performance. Largest stadiums in the U.S. Stadiums in the U.S. Let's go the Big House, Michigan.

Nice. Let's go the Big House, Michigan. Nice. Let's go Florida Gators. Ohio State. I think you have to name the stadiums. Oh, I do? Maybe. I don't know. Penn State.

That's not the name of the state. Happy Valley. No, you don't. No, you don't. Happy Valley. Beaver Stadium. You got it. You got it. How about five longest rivers? that's not the name of the state happy valley no you don't no you don't happy valley beaver stadium you got it you got it how about uh five longest rivers six wrestlers with most let's go the rock nice no john cena matt hardy yep undertaker Hulk Hogan. Undertaker. Undertaker. For sure.

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Let's go Let's go We're getting there Four states God damn it Top five James Cameron movies movies you know james no no no tennis guys uh nadal yeah joke joke joke joke joke joke yeah one more four states most national parks yeah let's go Colorado. Maybe. Yeah.

Let's go Colorado. Hell yeah, Will. Way to be. Hell yeah. I couldn't think. Shaved off two minutes. Way to be. I couldn't talk. Like even though I couldn't think of Nadal.

Way to right your wrongs there. Yeah. Shaved off two. 4-0-7. Shaved off two. Shaved off two. That's huge. Provement.

What was your favorite activity out there? Cornhole. Cornhole. I like the soccer, honestly. Go kick another goal on Malasek. I just want to watch you do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he was terrified when you shot. I was terrified.

Malasek, get back and goal. Connor, move. Yeah. Get his ass. Connor, move. Yeah. Get his ass. Oh, yeah. He's going to kick it so fucking hard this time. Oh, no. This is.

Oh. Move it back. Disintegrating the ball. I know. Look at where he's moving it. Oh, my God. I got to peep his game. How's he kick it?

Hard. He's telling him which way. He's telling Chuck which way he's going to go. He's going to kick it from way back there. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Stop, Malasek.

What a save. Kick one close. Kick one right next to his face. Oh, he's a good game. He's a good game. He still respects Malasek. That's the problem. Yeah.

We need a – Yeah, he doesn't know that we all hate mouse. Yeah. I like Malasek. Yeah. Yeah. That's the wrong opinion. I see. We have, we have that in common. Yeah. From my town. That's true. That's true. But you know, the other ad, can you, Oh yeah. I got the ad right here. It's a, it's for, it's for manscape. Ho, Ho, I got the ad right here. It's for Manscaped. Ho, ho, ho, gentlemen. Get ready to jingle and deck your balls this holiday with the help from your friends over at Manscaped. The leaders in below-the-waist grooming have just lost their performance package 5.0 Ultra, but I like to call it the small gift for your big package.

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Yeah, no, no. It actually made me click on your profile and see if there was something beforehand. Yeah, yeah, no, it is real. And there's 25 gift boxes we're giving away as well, so there'll be 30 winners. Gift boxes, I think, have a mug and a hat and some coffee. Nice. Yeah. Did you see the talent show we're running

yes looped into that yes so december 20th at the barstool river north bar yes we're hosting a talent show and the winner gets 500 plus an appearance on the act the next day i love it yeah i love it i got some guys from this area that i think would do well we're looking for like crazy guys i play video games with from around here that i've known for a while they're just that'd be awesome if their video if their talent was just playing video games yeah watch your gamer dominates yeah they just plugged it in they're like well these are like stand-up edgelords you know they're like edgelord stand-up types they they love a good laugh even if it's the expense of somebody else so i think they would stand up edgelordgelord type. They're like edgy guys.

You know what I mean? They listen to the Stavros podcast. They're listening to Come Town. Come Town guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that whole bastion of comedy has taken on its life of its own. I like how you have some of this language

with their genre of... Well, that Come Town podcast was like a really unique deal. What did he say? Edgelord? Yeah, edgelord. I like that. They're edgy. It'sord? Yeah, Edgelord. I like that. They're edgy.

It's kind of like an Edgelord type of thing. You're just saying, what in the fuck does that mean? Yeah. He's hip. He knows what's up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Say it.

Edgelord. Edgelord. It feels good. Edgelord. Big K, you're an Edgelord. Am I? PFT is more of an Edgelord. I would say.

PFT's got a little Edgelord in him. He's gremlin. He is on demon time. Yeah, he's gremlin, dude. Yeah, that's always hurtful when people are like, you're a 40-year-old edgelord, get a real job. What does that mean? I don't know, but it hurts.

I'm not 40 yet, so. Yeah, we were talking about that because I'm going to be 40 in 13 months. I don't think it really bothers me because people have been accusing me of being 40 for a long time. People are just mean to us in general. Yeah. Joke's on you. I don't think it really bothers me because people have been accusing me of being 40 for a long time. People are just mean to us in general. Yeah. Joke's on you.

I've been 40 for years. And joke's on you. Life rips. You can't help that. Yeah. Life is fucking good. Life rips. You enjoy.

Life rips. All the same things that you still enjoy as your young self that everybody wishes they could do. All these young guys making fun of old people. I'm like, hey, dumbass, here's the way it works yeah you're gonna be old too yeah that's how time works you would be lucky to be old oh that's my favorite when people see pictures of me from like you know seven years ago they're like damn big cat what happened i don't know i got older and fatter pretty much everyone like that's unfortunately what happens i can afford grub hub yeah yeah that's what happens

to all of us so there's that what if i got what if i got jacked we'll get the squat rack coming in next week i'm gonna get jacked oh really start feeding the wolf dude i i because there was like uh you used to do crossfit yeah you should bring bring that big cat back dude crossfit cat are you no i got it i got a couple looks i got i got injured bad doing it yeah i mean that's got back crossfit was like pickleball everybody was just yeah and it really you just do it until you get injured yeah and then you're like i'm done you're just horny for like seven months because you train great and then you blow out your and they all i'm done And you also like the CrossFit like you like start I never got to this point but there was a lot of people who did like just start only

hanging out with other CrossFit Yeah you can only fuck people that It's a car in that class It's like a swingers That's the worst part about CrossFit I got injured before I got to that point You don't do CrossFit can't fuck you Yeah

Yeah Dick won't work It's a good workout It's also like one of those things that uh because i'm a lazy piece of shit so like if i go to the gym i'd like walk on the treadmill for like 20 minutes like squat like three times be like all right that was good yeah whereas like cross what you show up and they're like this is what you got to do you're gonna vomit yeah and we're gonna make you vomit and then you're hitting the programs where you do a diet challenge the paleo that's when that started to but there's always some there's some i mean like listen when we when i used to crossfit we did the fucking

like challenges was like oh you gotta do like a hundred you know up down so my counting was a little fuzzy oh yeah i never i always just be like just don't be the first one to finish and then whenever someone finishes you could be like yep that was a hundred yeah someone looks away you're fucking laying down oh yeah the best and then they started to do those things like orange theory they were like oh you have to wear this band so everybody in the fucking class can know if you're dogging it or or working hard yeah solid accountability so like your numbers are on numbers are on the wall? I don't want to do that. Oh, really? I don't want to do it either, but I'm saying, like, you know,

everybody wants that sense of community. There's a leaderboard on the wall, bro. CrossFit, the push of it's a sport, all that stuff, like it built, like, teams. You like going and get kind of yelled at. Do you like that, Will? You like fitness classes or you like working out on your own? I like working out on my own.

I like being with groups. I can't do on my own. I'm just saying I understand all the, like, I get, like, people, like, dying on my own i like being with groups yeah i can't do on my i'm just saying i i understand all the like i get like people like dying on the hill for crossfit even though it's like a yeah the tightest o-line we all lifted together so like i'm used to being with four other six other guys that are just like me in stature and like we don't have to switch the weights out we're doing the same squat number we're doing the same yeah my experience with fitness classes was always it's like people that want to scratch that itch of like being in a locker room yeah that was cross i was kind of like i've already done this i would rather just do my own thing like i don't need this in my life yeah like i'm sure when big cat was stepping out there's part of like

man the boy like there's probably a group you think about like oh man they're probably gonna start chirping that i'm not coming back in yeah oh yeah they also crossfit the hardcore crossfit guys are very funny because they're in insane shape but if you throw them a ball they can't or throw a punch at them because that's like no they are they like they figured out the one the lane that they can take where it's like they don't know how to like shoot a basketball or throw a baseball but like they can lift a shitload of weight it's like the extremely jack jacked power lifters that can't scratch their back. Yeah, right. The videos of the people at these event shows where they go

and they put a sticker on their guy's back. It's a good balance of life. You see a guy who's insanely jacked and has it all together, and it's like, shoot this basketball. They're like, all right, see? You don't have it all. It feels nice. Do the gauntlet. Do the gauntlet.

Do the gauntlet. Yeah, no chance. And then you get Brian Scalabrini. Yeah. Be like average or below average at every sport. That's skill. Yep. Being slightly below average at every sport.

That's the real athlete. That's an interesting conversation, though, because Tom Brady, best quarterback to ever play. Patrick Mahomes mahomes i think is the best maybe athlete we've ever seen he could play baseball and play he could i've seen him play pickup basketball it's silly his ball distribution like some guys are just at everything and then some guys are specialized like these crossfitters yeah these tom brady's yeah although i feel like tom brady's gonna try to go pro at golf really i think he's rich enough has is bored enough that he's gonna be like i'll take enough lessons and obsessive enough yeah

and he's single now yeah right benefits his golf tour yeah i think he might try to go like i would would you be shocked if he was like he's gonna try that much you know he's not gonna make it but he's gonna try i think he's. Yeah, golf does lend itself to that, that people think that if I have enough money and free time, I could be awesome. Yeah, it's like a holding fill. You can't. I kind of agree.

Did Tony Romo pull that off? That's what I'm saying. He was just naturally good. He's just a good player. Tony Romo was very good at golf. But when he got done, he wasn't really trying to push to qualify for stuff. He plays in those. He plays in those pro-am.

I don't know if he ever tried. Did he ever try to be a pro golfer? Tony Romo? He tried right out of – Yeah, he tried. He tried. Okay. He's in the booth now.

He, like, just missed some cut. He took the golf club out of his hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, sorry, Tony. Yeah. He's a fucking loser. What's the – $30 million of talk.

Do you know the scuttlebutt with Romo? Like, when people are like, oh, he's lacking in the booth. Is he spending too much time on the course? Do we got to kind of reevaluate? I mean, Tony's fucking brilliant. And the way that he conveys what he sees sometimes doesn't match with what people want to hear. But at the end of the day, like, that's what Tony does. If you don't like it, go to the Mark Sanchez broadcast.

Go to the Joe Buck, Troy Aikman podcast. I think Tony's awesome. I think they're all awesome. They're all awesome in their own way. It felt like a thing where his first year out or first year or two, whatever, he's obviously you're way sharp because you remember all the preparation and everything else. The more you get removed, was it like talk of he doesn't do a whole lot of studying

and then it kind of falls off a little bit. There's also the novelty factor. When Tony Romo first got in the booth, he was one of the first guys that people would see and he would predict the plays. He would say I see this that's what's probably going to happen it does happen but I'm like if we sat down and watched I was like see the safety rotation that that guy's slots capped like we could anticipate a blitz from over here Tony Romo can do that more often than most people because he played quarterback he did it for so long he's a really bright guy but now people hear it and they're like we want to hear more like different stuff now it's like

yeah this is what tony does yeah he's a quarterback he sees the game he's gonna tell you what he sees i just think that the pairing there is interesting with uh nance yeah with jim oh jim because they're different i don't know jim yeah i like tony i like uh joe it's all about the pairing too yeah they're like. I don't know, Jim. Yeah, I like Tony. I like Joe and Aikman, too. It's all about the pairing. Yeah, they're the best. I like Buck and Aikman. Because they go get, like, they strike me as the group that will go get beers together.

Yes. Yeah. Like, can you believe we said that in the third quarter? Yeah. Their camaraderie. Yeah. Joe Buck's been doing it for how long? Forever.

Forever. He's just like one of those main voices that. You know, he's a big game voice. It's like the game feels important when Joe Buck's going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a Jake Marsh type where it was like when he was growing up, he wasn't trying to play sports. He was trying to broadcast.

Correct. Like that was his dream. Yeah. From day one was like. You got to be so self-aware just to be like, I'm not going to waste my time trying to play sports. I like sports so much. Where can I be a part of it?

How can I get involved? That's a good point. Yeah, his dad. Yeah, his dad did it. Yeah. Years. Yeah, he grew up in it. But that's just like a foreign concept to me is like if you love sports, then go try to play.

Fail at it like all of us do at some point. And then pivot into broadcasting. Maybe that failure happened when he's just a young. Just super young. He's just like, man, some of this shit's way too hard. I would argue he didn't look at that stuff as a failure. Any of these guys that we see now as like backbones of the sport and the media that we didn't even realize played,

I would argue that they didn't look at any of that stuff as failures, but like a further insight into the game that they're going to cover. You know, like they checked that box. Yeah, I played high school ball, but that's about it. right stephen a smith yeah all these guys that played but they didn't really play you know the top of the sports media game it's tough yeah it's tough but there's a certain realist realism you have to have a certain mindset you have to have yeah i don't mean guys have gotten there before by not playing that much football or basketball right he's number one and you got to be able to take some of just that fake verbal abuse.

A little bit. Yeah, a little bit sometimes. You never know. We all take different paths to number one. Me, Joe Buck. It was your personality. Me, Joe Buck, Kevin Harlan. We all – however we got there is how we got there.

Your path was just – Big game boomer in him. Big game boomer who will remain unnamed. That's a good guy. I feel like I nailed his name. You might have. I don't remember. I feel like I nailed his name. You might have. I don't remember it, but I do know his name. I think the –

What does that mean? I don't remember it, but I know I know. I took a guess. I know I know his name. But you don't remember it. It's in there somewhere. I've heard his name. Please give a real answer.

How many times have you listened to that clip from the big game boomer podcast four five real answer like five listen to it liked it listen to it again brought my wife wife over let her listen to it said all right well now you've heard it you like it okay i'm gonna tweet it listen to it after i tweeted it. Called my mom, played it for her. Five. Five. Maybe listen to it again today. Yeah. Might, might on the ride home.

You know, Brandon was like, I do tell everybody what they need to hear. Yeah, I am a truth teller. I do tell the truth. You're a truth teller. That's who I am. Yeah. I got to go do a dog walk. All right, yeah, let's spin the wheel. Let me know if I'm going to get wet.

Yeah, let's spin it right now. Go do dog walk wet. Wet dog walk. Wet dog walk. You think you'd smell like a dog? Tonight we'll do... Max and Hank are going to keep streaming. So go watch them.

And then tonight we are going to... Look at Hank. We have those phones? Well, yeah, so if you buy right now, StellaBlueCoffee.com, you will get a number that maybe you can call them. And then tonight we're going to stream Kyle and Will are staying for Thursday Night Football. We're going to figure out a way to make it more fun

because this game is going to suck. I'll send your producers to the game store over by the old office. They'll have Mario Kart. You know, Mario Party is a fun game. All right, you can go, Mook. I'll let you know. Mario Party is a great game. All right.

NBA in-season tournament. Games start at 4. All right, Mook. What? The first NBA in-season tournament starts at 4 today. So do you have a play for it? Yeah, I'm about to put it out. Can you tell me first?

Yes. There was an old game on... Come on with dog walk. Remember when Xbox... Good picks, good picks. Remember when Xbox first came out and when you got the system, they gave you like six demos

that were already in the game? Yeah. One of those demos was called Fusion Frenzy. Yeah. Banger. Fusion Frenzy. It was on Xbox. Anybody back there?

Yes. What are you talking about? Fusion Frenzy was the awesome party game on the Xbox. It was like, you know, you do like sumo wrestling out of a thing

or like a race or there's all kinds of puzzles, but Fusion Frenzy, that's the game that I remember. It was a banger. It was like Xbox's Mario Party.

And I know that 64 brings a lot of nostalgia, but man, the Switch has everything. The Switch is so good. The Switch is so fucking awesome. We could just order all these games without people. Tiny little buttons. The Switch is amazing. The Switch is so good. Gosh.

I think it's lost. Smash Brothers, Mario Party Mario Kart Yeah you could get Mario Kart and Smash Brothers and Party and have the whole night. And you have the Switch here TJ? No. Didn't you say you say there should be a game cube oh what does game cube have i have mario kart double dash and like if we did oh shit any of these games we're talking about on the switch we can do like six players okay you're not stuck wait do we have a switch we don't have no we have

to buy a switch so i'll tell them to go by what are we eating for lunch there will do we want to get a switch or do you want the 64 games? I think breakfast. I don't know. I'm so in. I know. I'm like shaking. I'm going to go walk you through cardio we did.

You didn't get a cardio? When I was missing on the shots, I was feeling some cramping. You didn't get a? I ain't got nothing in my body. I got bacon, egg, and cheese for everyone. You get one? No. Are you talking about the bagels from last week?

No. I got it today again. From last week? I've been doing that Thursday. I know. I'm just saying. He did that last week. You know, there No. Are you talking about the bagels from last week? No, I got it today. From last week? I've been doing that Thursday. I know, I'm just saying he did that last week. You know, there's donuts out there too.

I didn't know what the rules were because I know they get tweeted out sometimes so I didn't want to eat all of them. No, I got it for everyone. Dude, I know Big Cat tweets those on the weekends

and I get so horny for donuts. I get pissed because I'm also standing there with a box of donuts and I'm like, I can't just do the Big Cat tweet. Yeah, you can. It's the best. Like, I'm going to look with a box of donuts. And I'm like, I can't just do the big cat. Yeah, you can. It's the best.

Like, I'm going to look like such a fuck face. Do it, though. Copycat League. Trust me. It's tough at first. You know where I'm at, though? I'll tell you one thing. Every Saturday morning, I feel like a superhero because I come in the front door with the donuts.

And my kids come running down the stairs. They're like, Daddy's home with the donuts. That coffee and running down the stairs they're like daddy's home with the donuts that's amazing i love that donuts imagine being and that's awesome like imagine the times when you're a kid and those one-offs you get to get some donuts yeah so fired up you just do it saturday mornings donut day and i take them to the diner on sunday mornings ours was flood ruckers after a baseball win. My dad would be like, I'm taking everybody to Fuddruckers. Fuddruckers. You've never seen a burger so big.

It's as big as your head. It's as big as your head, okay? You got to do, diner move is a great move, too. Diner. I take my kids to the diner on Sunday mornings before football. Just, we get pancakes and bacon. That's it. Yeah.

I'm like, what do you guys want? Yeah. Pancakes. And Fuddruckers. And then my daughter's like, bacon? I'm like what do you guys want yeah pancakes and fudrock and then my daughter's like bacon i'm like okay same order you get that hey you get the uh the bison too like thinking you're kind of what harder yeah i'm a leaner version of the kids in my team yeah hey and whenever you come out to nashville i'm excited for you to come out and then have

five daughters bakery yes oh i've had it i I think. You have? I think I did. Wait. No, maybe I'm thinking of Lexington. I had incredible donuts in Lexington. Incredible. You will love them. Yeah, you two can send me some. Yeah.

When you guys go down to Nashville and do that. You can come too. No, no. That was not what that was. But now it is. I think I'll do Nashville. You made it a thing. You got to come on the bus.

You made it a thing. Yeah, you got to go on the bus. Go ahead and send them to me. Go on the bus. Fearless. You made it a thing. You got to come on the bus. You made it a thing. Yeah, you got to go on the bus. Go ahead and send them to me. Go on the bus. You guys are having fun. You guys go on the bus. You fuck face. Just schwack them.

How about Jerry, dude? Yeah. Schwack them. All right, spin the wheel, TJ. Jerry was asleep in the hallway when I got here. Oh, that sounds like a great time. Tell Big Cass. Need 10 minutes.

Yeah. Jerry Big Cass. We need 10 minutes. Yeah. Jerry. Dry. Oh, we didn't spin the wheel for tomorrow's show. Right, TJ? Correct. I mean, Jerry. Do we have to do it again right now?

Yeah, we don't. I think so. Most of the people on that wheel aren't here. That's a full episode of the act. This will count for tomorrow's wheel. So this is counting for tomorrow's wheel. When anyone complains, there will be people who complain about tomorrow and be like, there was no wheel.

Just refer them to this moment. Okay, but if it goes wet, those two are not eligible for this wet, right? Look at that. Look at that. We did it. We did it two times. All right, so tune in tomorrow. Wiffle Ball Home Run Derby Incredible

I'm telling you It is Some all time yak moments On Wiffle Ball Home Run Derby And the And the finals Everything is just great Everything is

High intensity High intensity As it should be Alright Kyle Will As it should be Thank you as always Love having you guys on Alright we'll see everyone tomorrow. It's the act It's the act Yes, time to talk shop

We're doing Yankees love It's the act It's the act Excellent episode tomorrow, two hours. But I won't talk to you, so enjoy your weekend. Love you guys, bye.