The Yak - Big Cat Gives His Thoughts On The Dave Hit-Piece AND Nate Busting At The WSOP | The Yak 11-8-21

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the Yak. Yo. It's the Yak. Hello. Hey. It's the Yak. Are we at a different angle today? The camera's higher. Yeah, it is higher. It's like looking down at us.

Brandon, you were just on a show for an hour with this camera. I didn't notice it at all. I just noticed it. You fluffed your hair, too. Oh, my hair's always fluffed. You poofed it. I didn't poof it. What's up? It's me, Brandon, Sass, Owen.

The A-Team. Where's Rome? It's me, Brandon, Sass, Owen. The A-Team. Where's Rome? He was in, where was he? Are you still sick? Charleston. A little bit. I'm getting my voice back. You've been sick for a while.

I'm worried. Well, I mean, I fully lost my voice, so apparently it takes like a week to fully come back. The concert, was that rocking? Oh, yeah. Fuck yes. Was it worth it? No. What do you mean? That's an early on on the show, yeah. Fuck yes. Was it worth it? No. What do you mean?

I like... That's an early on on this show, man. I'm tired. Yeah, it was... No, I mean, I lost my voice completely. I think it sounds pretty normal now. It's not bad. A little raspy. There's a little strain there. If anything, it's a little sexy now. What's in the news, guys? Nothing much. Besides

canceling Business Insider. Fucking fuck those guys. It is crazy right now. I was talking to Dave this morning. It's just like all these people really, really want to take us down and just end Barstool. It's a big company with a bunch of people and they want everyone to lose their job and uh it's a game to them it's fucking bizarre i hate i hate it so much they're such losers and they basically uh they're just doing this for fun so fuck them i don't think they're

doing it for fun i think it drives their life now no well i think there's some fun in it to them like they just want to scalp they want they to be like, hey, we got these guys canceled. We ended their company. We basically went around. Like, the idea that Dave was explaining to me, that they're now, like, going and emailing all of our advertisers and then trying to write another article that's like, look at all the advertisers that stuck with them and shaming them.

It's like, what are these people? These people are so fucking, like, deranged. I i've like uh haven't been reading a lot of it but one of the weirdest things i saw was somebody dm'd them and was like if you don't respond to this dm by noon it'll be like an official no comment yeah is that allowed i i that seems wild they're all just so like it's just insane that they all pretend that like they're doing incredible journalism when it's so clearly biased and they won't admit that the bias is there. And they just go around and just trying to it's it just blows my mind. It blows my mind. I don't want to get super into it.

Sass, I did notice that you didn't tweet about how honest Dave was on Thursday. I did not. Now, that was weird. That was a bad move by us to have everyone do it at the exact same time. I was early on the honesty train. I was like third. Mine did numbies. That made my skin crawl.

It was bad. It was admittedly a bad move. We were on the train coming back from Boston, and every five minutes we'd be like, oh, blah, blah, blah, dropped. Yeah. Marty dropped. It was just like very high. It was just like, it was very high. It was just one after another.

And people legitimately were asking me, people that I'm friends with, and they were like, is this like a script? Yeah. When you guys sent this? It was bad. And I was checking my email to see if we got a script. We did not. Because I was like, this is crazy.

I just tweeted this. Yeah, yeah. Here's Dave's video. Let Dave explain himself because it's a story about Dave. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's a story about Dave's Dave's video. Let Dave explain himself because it's a story about Dave. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's a story about Dave's private sex life. Well, that's also something that sucks is that it's only about Dave,

and I feel like there's no reason for us to get involved in it if it's only about Dave. Well, then now they're on his side. Then it becomes all about Barstool. And they hate Stooley so much. They hate anyone who's a fan of Barstool. They think you're like the lowest scumbags in the world and they think that you have no brain and no ability to like think for yourself and be like

hey these guys make me laugh i'm gonna consume their content so they hate you they hate you just remember that they absolutely hate you um and they cast you all as the same exact person which is crazy it's just the most hypocritical shit ever. They're all hypocrites through and through who are just bad people, and then they pretend that they're good people, and because it's socially accepted in their little clique, everyone just swarms to it. It's like, oh, well, they're right,

and everyone else is wrong. Fuck all of them. But yes, that was a bad look by us. Should we call him? Who? Business Insider? That's the thing, too, is I suck at fighting online. I hate fighting on Twitter.

It always just bums me out. So I didn't really say much because I just can't do it. It would suck up my entire weekend. It was the first weekend I wasn't traveling. It would have just consumed me every second. Instead, it's like, just leave it alone and talk know talk about it on monday and not tweet how honest dave is i also trying to get a raise no that's well a little bit of that yeah there was definitely a little bit of that no it's probably a lot of it but i honestly i i there's a part of me that's also you got everyone came across and i

i'm not saying dave is this but everyone came across as like the interview they do with the serial killers next door neighbor they did but i i'm just not really i'm just not really he's he's fucking yeah he had so much but he always brought out his trash i think mine came from a place of my came from a place where like like dave has done a lot for me and everything and i'm here has. He's done a lot for everyone. And I do believe in him. I wasn't lying when I said that. I do believe in him. I do believe him.

So I wanted to say that. I don't want to put it out, but when you put it out, it looks corporate. It looks dishonest. It looks like you're just trying to be on the team, but I meant what I said. I do believe in Dave. I believe in the fact that he's right. It was very funny that everyone did that exact same time. Because, listen, no one, I think that's actually the beauty of Barstool.

No one is ever going to confuse us for Mensa. We're not the smartest bunch. We are not. That's why people like us. At a certain point, it's like, I feel like, including me, there's no reason for you. It's like, I don't know Dave. There's no reason for me to say anything. Like, Dukes was tweeting out about it. It's like, including me, there's no reason for you. It's like, I don't know Dave. Right. There's no reason for me to say anything. Like, Dukes was tweeting out about it.

It's like, come on. That was funny. Like, what are we doing here? That was funny. And not just him. It was like a hundred other people who have never even spoke to Dave. And I get why he did it. Yeah.

Because I think there was a pressure to do it. Yeah. But, yeah, it would have just been insincere for someone like us to tweet about it. Now the story has shifted where they're basically trying to end this company. It's crazy. It's just fucking nuts. Yeah, it's weird. It drives me insane.

It's so, so bizarre that they spend this much time obsessing over everything we do. It's not working, is it? I don't know. I don't think so. Good. But yeah, that was our update from the weekend. What else? So, Sass, were you guys here on Friday?

No. You were still out? No, we were here on Friday. Oh, you were here. Okay. How'd that go? It was fine. You had no voice. I watched it.

I had no voice at all. But I came in anyway. You're a fucking warrior. How was the live show in Boston? The show was very fun. The first one was really good. How many did you have a chance? It couldn't have gone better. have gone better probably one because we slimmed it down oh that's not great yeah i don't know why we didn't do many viva chants this time i like to picture you guys

backstage about to go on pumping each other up and the crowd was just chanting viva and you're not going out until this is at a fever pitch no backstage was more us just being like, dude, this was a huge fucking mistake. We shouldn't be here. There's way too many people here. You did two shows on the same night? Yeah.

Yeah, I wouldn't do that again. No. Which one's better, the first or the second? The first one by far. I think just the first crowd. I think two shows back-to-back nights would be better. Yeah, definitely. On the second one, do you find yourself trying to repeat jokes that succeeded on the first show by far. I think just the first crowd. I think just the first back-to-back nights would be better. Yeah, definitely. On the second one, do you find yourself trying to repeat jokes that succeeded on the first show?

Yeah. Set it up. Do you set it up, though? Because that's the part that's always impossible to reset it up. I got way too fucked up before the second show. Yeah, he was pretty wasted. I kind of embarrassed myself. How much time was in between the shows?

Like 15 minutes. Not a lot of time. Did you embarrass yourself? No, but it definitely takes Sunday Scaries to a whole new level when you wake up the next morning and you're like, oh, I was just out in front of 400 people. I don't think the second show was bad. It was just very different than the first one. Different energy? The first one was more like well-written jokes and stuff, and then the second one was a lot of sass crowd work.

Hell yeah. The first one couldn't have gone better in my opinion like it was perfect yes and the crowd and the crowd was great or no oh yeah we wrote a bunch of stuff oh really yeah i mean we wrote like oh we wrote mostly our opening because i i thought we all agreed that like our main takeaway from the show at lucky jacks was like we kind of came out and like didn't know how to start it right so this one it was just like we had like 10 minutes of like shit to talk right so this one it was just like we had like 10 minutes of like shit to talk about

in the beginning like Boston stuff yeah and then it just like warmed everybody up what was this crowd work like in the second one yeah

it would be like someone would say something and then I would just say security come get this person I probably made I probably made that joke pretty good dude over a hundred times

but then it becomes funny again no it became like it's funny keep going and then it's lame then you get the return on funny no that is what happened after like the 50th time the second show times. But then it becomes funny again. No, it became. Like it's funny. Keep going. And then it's lame. Then you get the return on funny. No, that is what happened. After like the 50th time. The second show was like

hilarious how fucked up everyone was. And then in the middle you're like, oh. But then it got very funny. What happened between shows? Party. I mean I got pretty like fucked up by the end of the second, by the end of the first show. Oh, you guys were drinking while you were doing the first show. Yeah. And then the second show came around and I like already was losing my voice. So we just put a 20 year old on show. Oh, you guys were drinking while you were doing the first show. Yeah, and then the second show came around and I already was losing my voice.

We just put a 20-year-old on stage. Hey, you don't have to say that out loud. Way to dox him, bro. You know Business Insider's listening to this. Fuck. Listening to everything we do now. It's true. One last thing about the Business Insider.

I know that people say that conspiracy theories have become too commonplace, but it's very funny to me that everyone who hates Barstool thinks they're speaking truth to power by taking down Dave Portnoy when the people who actually are pulling the strings behind these kind of pieces are like Wall Street guys who are actually powerful. Yeah. And like running the world. And they're basically the ones who pull all the strings and have the real power. And like you're just misdirecting everything. It's also very hypocritical and people are like, oh, like Dave, blah, blah, blah. It's like anywhere you go, like, I don't know. Never mind. No. You got it. Good point, Seth.

Like there's people that work places. Like people at NBC don't have to answer for Matt Lauer. No. Good point, Sass. Like, there's people that work places who are sketchy. Like, people at NBC don't have to answer for Matt Lauer. No. Exactly. It's the same thing. Correct. Not that those are one-to-one comparisons. No.

Yeah, I know what you mean. What's Matt Lauer up to? He's probably working on it. I bet he lives a good life. Yeah, probably. He's a freak, though. Steven, what was your biggest takeaway from NFL Week 9? Everyone sucks.

Are you happy the Bucs were able to stay away from the death and destruction of this weekend? Yeah. Moved up in the standings just by not doing anything. It was awesome. Wow. You excited about tonight? Are you going to Pittsburgh? I'm going to, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. We're going to Pittsburgh. How do you feel? An hour. Good. I feel good. I mean, the Bears are going to lose. But I feel good.

I'm very tired. But the Bears are going to lose. But I'm good. I feel good. What time? Did you are going to lose, but I feel good. I'm very tired, but the Bears are going to lose. But I'm good. I feel good. What time? Did you record PMT last night? Yeah. What time did you guys finish?

Like two? Damn. I was actually thinking about that. You said it was going to be early. You're going to sleep on the floor? That's brutal. Probably not. I was thinking about that last night because I was up until like three, and I was like,

I wonder if Big Cat's still at work right now. Yeah, he's driving home. Yeah, that's crazy. Hero. I was watching Moneyball. Oh, dude, I read that book. i'd never seen the movie before really owens that's actually how owen got famous on the show i said it was my favorite movie it was really fucking good one of those movies where it just sucked me in like right off the bat and i was you're not even a seam head no and i was going i was going into it being like, I'm going to watch this movie and fall asleep while watching it.

Didn't. Didn't? Right in its face. You showed Moneyball who's boss. It is crazy. That book should not have a good movie. Why not? That book is kind of boring and informational, and the movie's good.

Yeah, I have read the book. It's way more just like analytical right if you ever want a life hack on being considered like smart in some circles just read every book that michael lewis has that ever comes out because there's like a 90 chance it becomes a movie yeah and it'll be like a runner-up for an oscar yeah right never win look at this movie did he write the fucking blind side he wrote the blind side he wrote money ball he wrote the big short i think there's another one that's coming out soon the but well the book you mean no oh the book was great yeah see what i did there see what i was doing boomerang yeah boomerang is that coming out as a movie all right well i gotta i don't waste time reading books that aren't gonna eventually become movies

because the whole point of reading the book is so that you can tell people you read the book when they see the movie and be like oh you're just finding out about the big short i read the book yeah no i took that i have like five of them on my desk it's great one day i'd spend like two hundred dollars at barnes and noble yeah now you're gonna be you are officially oh you're i have like five michael lewis five michael gladwell which i'll never read yeah and then i got a bunch of classics i have like a catcher in the rye on my nightstand malcolm gladwell is uh that guy has figured out life he's basically figured out a way to be sound like smart to dumb people he's not i don't think he's that smart. Like, I think he's just found a way to explain difficult concepts to dumb people to make him seem smart.

Oh, yeah. Like, smart people that I know are like Malcolm Gladwell. Like, he's, it's like fake experiments he does. Yeah, when they explained to, like, PPR loans with, like, seafood stew. Yeah, right. I'm like, oh, fuck, dude. That's the smartest person in the world. Yeah, that's so dope.

Like, now I get it. Like, you're really smart. Was that in the big short? Yeah. Yeah, right. I'm like, oh, fuck, dude. I thought he was the smartest person in the world. Yeah, that's so dope. Like, now I get it. Like, you're really smart. Was that in the big short? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that, is it Margot Robbie or Kate Upton that's in it? Margot Robbie.

Margot Robbie. Yeah, she's in, like, a bubble bath. Yeah. Yeah, and you finally, like, oh, man, finally get it. Finally get it. Is Kate Upton in any movies? Yeah. Yeah, she's in that movie with, fuck, what's the heist?

Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler. What's the heist movie? Yeah, with, fuck, what's the heist? Adam Sandler. What's the heist movie? Yeah, Adam Sandler, right? Isn't he? Cameron Diaz. Oh, no. Tower Heist?

Tower Heist. She's in Tower Heist for like 10 seconds. What is she in Adam Sandler's? 41st Dates? 54th? No. 51st Dates? No.

That's the E.T. girl. Yeah. This is good shit. This is good shit. You remember her cat daddy? I'm trying to remember. Yeah. Why? That shit was awesome.T. girl. This is good shit. You remember her cat daddy? I'm trying to remember. Yeah. That shit was awesome.

Changed my life. Reese Witherspoon had a moment. Something I was thinking about. Yeah, Legally Blonde, dude. I meant to tweet this. I feel like there are three really, really good opening movie scenes. We've had this conversation when it like my first week on the app. I'd like to have it again.

I'd like to have it again. I remember because I said American Psycho. What are the three that you think? I think you were the only one who gave an answer. With De Niro and Pacino. Last Boy Scout. The Joker. Last Boy Scout.

Dark Knight. And there's so many movies that have great openings. Toy Story 3. Really? Last Boy Scout. That's really good. Okay. No one. American Psycho Story 3. Really? Last Boy Scout. That's really good. Okay. No one.

American Psycho. The Dark Knight. Last Boy Scout. Can we play clips or not? The Departed is like the best intro to any movie ever. Last Boy Scout. He literally. They're playing a football game in the rain.

Like most good movies. That wasn't the opening, was it? Yeah, it was. That was the opening? Yeah, Goodfellas is great. I'm pretty sure that's the opening list. Where he's running down the sidelines? He's running down.

Last Boy Scout, they're running. They're playing in a torrential downpour. Yeah. I don't know what that movie is. And this running back keeps getting tackled, and then he takes out a fucking gun and just shoots the linebacker before he can tackle. Yeah. That's sick.

It's the best stiff arm ever. Is that based on a true story? Well, I would say The Departed. I haven't seen The Departed. I haven't seen The Departed. You haven't seen The Departed? That's what I said. That's like the best movie ever. It's not the best movie ever. It is. The Departed is not the best movie ever. It's one of the best movies in the last 20 years.

Did it win Best Picture? I don't think so. It is ridiculously good. I'll watch it for you. Watch it for yourself. How many minutes in is the chalkboard scene in Good Will Hunting? Oh, it's about ten. Ten minutes in, yeah.

Best Picture, 2007. The opening of Good Will Hunting is boring. What is it? I forget. I think he's just, like, mopping or something. Or they're at, like, a bar. Huh. Huh. Huh.

But the Departed opening is great. White Men Can't Jump. Now that's a movie with a good opening. Just a 25-minute basketball scene right off the start. It's a good movie. It is. It's good. It's the best part.

If I start watching that movie past the first 25 minutes, I'm out. Is it like good basketball? It's fine. I think you see two basketball plays and it's mostly just shit talk didn't wesley snipes stick around for the rosie perez oh you horny motherfucker steven oh that's right you love the titties i re-watched they are good titties in that movie friday night lights the show careful a couple years ago insiders can't talk titties now no they're listening no titties only male titties i out. But the football in that TV show is crazy.

Which one? Friday Night Lights. The movie? The TV show. Or the book. I know the book. I've read the book. I've read the book.

But like every play is a 120-yard flea flicker. Who wrote the book? Buzz Bissinger. Idiot. Is he a woman now? I don't. He did something. Okay, this is Business Insider.

Please stop watching. I can't talk. Steve, please stop watching. I just asked if he's a woman now. He did something. Is he one of the women's? What? Reminder, upvote the stream.

Upvote the stream. Upvote the stream. Do we have any ugly sweaters coming out? We need those upvotes these days. Yeah, he got... Buzz Bissinger got a... I read that article. He got addicted to buying leather clothes online.

Oh, okay. He had like $150,000 of leather clothes that he had bought. Why online? I feel like I could see someone wanting to buy leather. That's the question. Why leather? Because why would you... I could do like, oh, you're in person, and you're like, oh, wow, this looks cool.

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he also bought in person, and you're like, oh, wow, this looks cool. I don't know. Feels good. I don't know. Maybe he also bought in person, but he just had a shitload of leather. I bet leather looks good online. Pants, jackets, boots. Leather looks good in person. Leather's good.

I would never fuck with leather, because I respect animals. Neither would I. I don't think anybody could pull off leather in this office, really. I always wish I could pull off a leather jacket.'t think anybody could pull off leather in this office really. I always wish I could pull off a leather jacket. Nick? I feel like Nick would definitely wear

a leather jacket. Nick could. Roan might be able to. Yeah, Roan. Maybe Fights. Fights definitely can. Fights definitely can. There's something just cool

about a leather jacket. Are you talking a leather jacket or like a full leather outfit? Leather jacket. Okay. Leather jackets are a lot easier to pull off than like leather pants. I don't think I have the ability. I couldn't do a leather jacket.

Not even close. You're too big. No, we're too big. Guys like us, we put on leather, you look like a cow. You're right. It's just too much leather. You need to be under like 6'1". You got to be like a little bit skinny.

I like wearing mugsies. Yeah, I do too. I'm wearing them right now. What about a nice leather trench coat? We'll let him do the ad. We should do a trench coat. I don't think, do they make trench coats? You can do the trench coat read and then I'll do the mugsies.

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I have a question. As you can see, it's taller than the sock. I'm wearing Mugsy right now. I love Mugsy. I'm standing up. I have a question for the youngins here. That's me, Assassin Owen. Can you guys explain to me, like, why?

Okay, so I saw the tragedy in Houston. Terrible. Travis Scott. Yeah. Is he, like, is he in Sight Riot type of guy? Yeah. Yeah, so he has police reports back to like 2015 at concerts

of just trying to insight riot. So this was kind of a not if just when for him. Yeah. So he finally achieved it. Well also in his defense

people like broke down the bear like it was way over capacity. Let's not defend him yet. Well like it was it wasn't his fault. You're going to defend Travis Scott but not

Dave Portman. It wasn't his fault there was're quick to defend Travis Scott, but not Dave Portman. It wasn't his fault there was, like, a thousand people more than they were supposed to be there. So bad security, but also... Yeah, but there was, like, pretty disturbing videos of him, like, singing while making, like, eye contact with bodies being pulled out. Jesus Christ. And also, there's videos of, like, the security guards not doing their job whatsoever. Or, like, cameramen just worried about getting the shot ahead of other shit. Yeah, I saw that.

I don't really think that is a thing either. Like the camera dude where the people walked up and they were like telling me like, what the fuck is it? Like, imagine if like that camera dude is probably like it's probably a freelance gig that he got. Like, he's not going to be like, you know, Travis and the show. No, I know it's not that, but it's like, yeah, but people were like trying to like human reaction would be like, yo, Travis, end the show. No, I know. It's not that, but it's like. But people were, like, trying to, like, pin it on him. The human reaction would be like, oh, maybe I could just look that way, see if anything's going on. They're just, like, pushing people away, just, like, keep filming. Yeah, it was weird.

I mean, eight people dying is a lot. It's not, like, one person. Yeah. Like, one person died at the. And that headline that Kendall Jenner's okay? Yeah, that was crazy. Insane. Quick delete, but it still had like 6,000 quote tweets.

Yeah. I mean, that's just like New York Post type journalism. Yeah, but they deleted it so fast. Or like not offensive shit. I was going through the Instagrams from it, like the location, and like just so out of touch. All the captions were like, everyone's crazy. That was his best show ever. As Travis fans, we want to rage.

We are raging. What? Jesus Christ. 15 people died at the Boy Died Anus show. Really? Yeah. Did you guys incite a riot? Oh, yeah.

Were there a lot of people who double dipped? What do you mean? That went to the second show? I don't think so. Anyone. Donnie did. Donnie did. And I think Vindog might have, too.

Oh, Vindog? Vindog was there. Nice guy. Was that his son that he was with, too? Yeah, I think his son and daughter, maybe. Yeah. Vindog's the best. Have you met him in person?

Maybe not. Yeah, I don't think he's been here because he was a weird hire during quarantine I don't think he's been here but I guess I haven't it's weird when you have those relationships where you're like yeah of course I've met

we need to get Vendor to the city have you ever met Casalani yes twice he's been at two game days and he's come at two game days, yeah. Gotcha. Yeah, yeah. And he's come to the office twice. Yeah, he was here for a week.

So thanks for ignoring him, Mullen. Yeah. Wow. All good? He was here a while. He was here a long time. He actually was sitting in your seat. No, I'm not even joking.

He was sitting right in the week. Yeah. Mullen Arrows sets up three desktops. Damn. What's up? Squeezing you out? Nah. The big you out? Nah. The big squeeze out?

Nah. Bosco's first day full-time, right? Was today? Yeah, he just low-key said that on the show on Pick Central. He's like, okay, I'm full-time now. So he's just here every day. Got here at 9.30. He's leaving at 2.

Full-time? I don't like him now. I know. He's going to get old to you guys quick. No, he's going to be fine. But it still is like a fling that now we're getting married. Yeah. I don't know.

You're going to start noticing things about him you never noticed before? Sober sex. Yeah, it's going to be tough. We'll get through it. We'll figure out a way to make it work. Well, he can always go back to part-time. Yeah. He can just get the full-time salary and just make him part-time. Yeah, just have him show up. Yeah, just let us make fun of him for not showing up we have others of those so

yeah oh what go ahead go ahead go draft go ahead a draft yeah we'll draft we're not drafting you keeping people's time cards sometimes sometimes you got to by the way how's the destroyer doing in the world series of poker i got duped again by Nate. This is the fourth or fifth year in a row where I've invested money in Nate. He told me he was going to win it all, and then he didn't. He didn't make it to the end of the first day? No. Can we play that Smitty video? I don't know.

I would have loved to have gone. Oh, and next year I want to stake you. That would be awesome. Okay. Will you win? I am better than. Well, you're at least giving him a day. Are you better than Nate Smitty and the Destroyer?

I'm better than Nate and Smitty, I'd say. Okay, so I would like to stake you next year. I'm better than Vince. The problem is I'm stuck in this spot. You were 75th in the world once. Yeah, but that was the old him. Yeah. It's game day, but more ways than one.

2021 World Series of Program main event. We're doing what we have to do to survive, and survive we will. Not only that, we got victory for the people. Roger, D-Legers in the high section. This is the time we've been in. Have you guys seen this? Yeah. Win.

Players, we ask you to please not be in the tournament area at this time. Woman on the blouse for this time. Please not. Woman on the loudspeaker. What's his point? What's his point? I am speaking to you. Now. We're asking you to not be in the tournament area at this time.

You must not. It's not ready. Owen, I want to compete next year. Yeah, play. I mean, I would be bad. Can you just go? Why don't I just train you for like two weeks before? No, I, I want to compete next year. Yeah, play. I mean, I would be bad. Can you just go? Why don't I just train you for like two weeks? No, I don't want to do that.

I'll just go with you. I'll pay for both of us and we'll compete. If you have $10,000, you can get in? Yeah. It is? Like you don't have to have any? Just $10,000? Yeah.

So worst case scenario, you lose $10,000? Or can you lose more? No, you can only lose that. And how much can you win? Like $10 million. Infinite. I would have. And I've staked Nate.

So now I'm stuck because I started staking Nate like four or five years ago. And it's like a lottery pool at the office. Like the day I don't, he's going to win. No, you can't keep staking Nate. I have to. There was a time before you came where Nate was in the chip lead. He was in the top ten. He basically quit barstools.

It was the best day ever. It was so funny. One of the greatest content days ever. Nate was in the chip lead, and he called up and was like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. That didn't really happen. He didn't really do that, did he? Kind of, yeah. Pretty close. He didn't actually say fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. That didn't really happen. He didn't really do that, did he? Kind of, yeah, pretty close.

He didn't actually say fuck you to people, but he was like, I'm going to keep the money. And it was awesome. Was he going to give the money to you? No, I think Dave also staked him or maybe Barstool staked him that year. I can't remember exactly. And Dave was like, well, no, if we paid the money,

you don't get to keep it. And it was just a very, very... then like he busted like two hours later but uh i i still believe in nate dog i still believe in nate dog i will stake him next year nature was very disappointed because he kept on saying how prepared he was and then he's like he texted me he was like busted i mean we got thirty thousand dollars worth of players out there i know wait owen can you give some context to the hand he busted on can you give us the video i never even watched the video uh yeah i didn't see it either so give us the video and tell us owen what exactly happened would you have busted already owen probably because i talked to mincy

this morning no i talked to mincy this morning morning and Nate was like doing pretty well until this hand in which everything kind of fell apart. Minson and Smitty are both in it and I believe above what they started with

on day one. So they just shoved everything in on a bad hand. Yes. Here's what happened is I came back from dinner

with 39K. You start with 60. It's like Travis Scott talking about cancer. I played great for three hours. I chipped up to 60K, up to 65K from 39. I was feeling it. I was in the zone.

I was finally playing my A game. And I fucked up. Strategically placed the camera to his forehead. I imploded. That's every video he does. I fucked up. I tried to hit a grand slam. And I struck out.

It was unnecessary. I shouldn to hit a grand slam. And I struck out. It was unnecessary. I shouldn't have done it. Did he wrong somebody? I know, right? Did he kill someone? If it worked, it would have been awesome. I mean, I had a pair and a flush draw. Oh, okay. Hard to make a pair. Hard to get four of one suit.

You need five. You can only pull out a gun. This is all Main event it's the best tournament of the year. It's incredible I He should send he should have sent this over to Shouldn't do that in the name what I did it's just unnecessary i don't like wait what do you do this is the video he's talking about it's like it's an apology video yeah he is he's apologizing to me it's $2,500 of my money so nate and smitty play like opposite styles what's explain their style so smitty's very tight he'll just sit there there and fold most of the day, wait for his spots. So he doesn't make as many big splashes like being chip leader for the first day.

He's low and slow then. Yeah. Whereas Nate's whole thing, he tries to be super aggro aggressive and just put people in spots where, oh, they're going to fold because it's the World Series of Poker. But then I guess. So he tried to put someone in a spot and he got put in the spot? Yeah.

God damn it, Nate. I thought we talked about this. You were supposed to win it all. So he had. That's the talk you had? Yeah, I was like, dude, are you going to win it all? He's like, yep. What a talk.

The poker terminal. I mean, he had three, four suited. Yeah, which is like a fun hand if you're playing deep in a cash game but i wouldn't be playing that at the world series of poker probably me either how cool would it be if like mincy won i love you um yeah that'd be sick um i was just worried that they were gonna be like what does he say i'm gonna show you something you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something.

I think it's tough because also they want to do well for Barstool and stuff, so they probably overplay. Or it would be easy to. Huh. What else is happening? I don't know. That's a new security guy out there. Yeah, it is.

He's younger than the others. I don't like new security guys. Well, because you never know if he's working from the inside. Right. Did he incapacitate one of the real security guards and he's just waiting to jump on us? He could be a business insider guy. Yeah. I don't know. Hey, look how many forehead lines he has. Are we doing background checks on these guys?

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. See, this is not good. Oh, no. Oh, he's not a fan. Are we confident of this? I'm not confident. Blue eyes, though. Again. Alright, he's no. Oh, he's not a fan. Are we confident of this? I'm not confident. Blue eyes, though. Again. All right, he's confused. Suspiciously.

That was too easy to break that security guard. Yeah, way too easy. Look how easy that was. Not tough enough. Not tough enough. He's about to come shoot us. Oh, no. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. It was Owen's decision. He's following him. He does give off like a... Stay on him. Stay on him. He does give off like a vibe. I think his. Stay on him. He does give off a vibe. I think his gun's poking out.

He doesn't have a gun. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a four-leaf clover tattoo on the back of his neck. Yeah. Or he's like the second lowest on the totem pole in his mob, and he just rips on that one guy below him. Irish flag on his bicep. Yeah. Yeah.

He doesn't even realize he's still getting video. Is that? What is that? Oh, that's a gun. That's a gun. That's not a gun. I think it's a taser. It's got to be a taser.

That is tucked into his pants. All right, get off. Sasko, grab that. Sasko, grab that. That is legitimately a weapon. Maybe. I think it's probably a taser. Who has a taser tucked into the back of their pants like that?

Well, that's definitely not a gun because they woulducked into the back Of their pants like that Well that's definitely Not a gun Because they would not Have a gun Tucked into your pants Like that Yeah have you ever Seen every movie ever

Yeah That's a taser I'm happy he has a taser Come to Barstool Imagine having a gun In the back of your pants No How would you sit

I'd be so nervous Just a loaded gun In your ass Yeah I'd be so nervous. Just a loaded gun in your ass? Yeah. I'd be very nervous. I would definitely be more of a front guy. Yeah? No, you'd much rather have a gun.

I'd be one of those, like, and then spinning around and stop. I would have, like, the- You'd be Doc Holliday? Yeah. I would have, like, the leather straps. Yeah. Like an old detective. Yeah.

The old guy doesn't leave the office, but he's still got the straps. I like that. I'd probably have a piece on the... Oh, a small one? Yeah. And then one underneath both armpits. You'd be sassy as hell. I would have the toe knife.

You'd have the toe knife? That's pretty sick. The Joker has that. I'd have a shotgun on my back strapped around so I just blow you up. Did you see that video that a bunch of people tagged you and I in about an Asian guy with a sword in Oregon in a traffic confrontation? You didn't see this? No. Why did the pair of you get tagged in that?

I think it was just bringing it to Big Cat's attention. But it was a guy who looked like me. When was this? In the past 24 hours. I've been tagged in it almost a dozen times. Somebody tried to bluff him and he went crazy. Tough to keep up with. A lot of people mad at me for God knows what. What'd you do?

I said something mean about everyone's favorite team. Oh. Is that a sword or a bow? Beat his ass. Oh. Yeah, he got you fucked up, bro. Get him. Oh, shit.

Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is that a gun? Oh. Is that a gun? See, this is why you can't.

Is that a broken car antenna? Why were a gun? See, this is why you can't. Is that a broken car antenna? Why were you tagged? Just because the guy was Asian? Looks nothing like you. That's kind of fucked. The white guy looks more like you than the Asian guy. Yeah. It has nothing to do with you, Steven.

Yeah, he got you fucked up, bro. I don't know, but the white guy waited until he walked off before he got all hard about it. I mean, what's he going to do? The other guy's got a sword to his face. Is that Joey Janela? This is why you can't get into these type of disputes, though, because just one guy's got a gun and you're just, that's it. See ya.

Ruined your day. Month, year. Who is that? It's a wrestler. Go ask him. I'll see you later. Go do it. No, I've already closed the door.

What was that? Earthquake? I don't know what that was. Sass is in his phone. It was... He's deep in his phone. It was the what's it called? What is a realistic animal you think you could kill with your bare hands

in the wild? Oh, dude. Classic. Bald eagle, yes. You couldn't kill a bald eagle hands in the wild? Oh, dude. Classic. Not many. Bald eagle, yes. You couldn't kill a bald eagle. You could not kill a bald eagle. Shh.

I'm answering. Bear, maybe. Fox, yes. Owl, yes. Buck, yes. Next question. Four of those five would kill you. How would you kill a buck with your bare hands?

Strangle? Just fucking strangle it, yeah. Jump on its back and strangle its ass. You couldn't kill any animals. I could kill you right now. Maybe a squirrel. I could kill you right now. Good luck.

None of you could kill a squirrel with your bare hands. You're not going to catch him. You have to catch the animal first. He's not going to be handed to you. Saying a bear. The only thing, you're 50-50 on the bear. That's the dumbest thing I could imagine. A bear could maybe fuck me up.

A bald eagle would kill you almost immediately. A bald eagle, I would just punch a bald eagle out of the bear. A bear could maybe fuck me up. A bald eagle would kill you almost immediately. I would just punch a bald eagle out of the sky. A bear would literally rip you into multiple different pieces.

A fox would fuck you up. I would stomp Was that you that had that dumbass tweet about the foxes? Foxes are very

underrated and they're very fun to see in the wild. Have you never seen a fox in real life? What was the dumbass tweet? What are you talking

about? That's what I'm saying. It's a thrill to see him in the wild. You were like, oh, if I could see any animal in person, it would be a fox. That's not what I said at all.

Just go outside, brother. That's stupid. That's not what I said at all. Also, who's coming up to you and saying, all right, you can see any animal you want? You guys are misrepresenting the list. Brandon meets the fucking genie from Aladdin. What was this?

What's your first wish? I'd like a fox. You guys are misrepresenting the list. My list was the top five animals that are fun to see in the wild. Not that I would want to see, that are fun to see. And it's a thrill to see a bald eagle in the wild. Oh, these are all the ones that, oh, so I could beat up all your animals. You can't beat up a buck or a bear.

Three wishes, first wish, unlimited foxes. How would a buck beat me? It has horns. Okay. It would stab you. I would simply step to the side. Where is this tweet, Brandon? I haven't tweeted much this weekend, so it's there.

Kind of went silent after the old numbies tweet the other day. It's the one right above Dave Portnoy has always been truthful to me. That's actually quite. Look, you could kill that animal? Yep. That animal, first of all, weighs more than you. It's faster. It would fuck you up.

I'll tell you what to do. You walk right up to it. You kind of give it like a... You said a fox is an underrated animal. They look so cool. Probably my favorite animal to see in the wild. One of them, yeah. And then I came up with a list.

You walk up to that fucker right there and you say, hey, buddy. Have you ever seen a moose? Hey, buddy. I haven't. That's right in the nose. I can't create an experience. I've never seen a moose. I bet it would be awesome, though.

They're huge. Much cooler than a fox. I haven't. You punched it right in the nose. I can't create an experience. I've never seen a moose. I bet it would be awesome, though. They're huge. Much cooler than a fox. I haven't seen it. Foxes are, like, smaller than, like, dogs. They're, like, a little bit bigger than house cats. I know, but the fact that they live out there, and then just these five, they got the tails, the bushy tails. Wouldn't you rather see, like, a wolf?

Did you see the fox at the USC game? That's what started this. I was watching the USC game. No, you weren't. Why wasn't it? You saw my tweet. Where does fat squirrel rank? It's fat squirrel season. I think we're right up against the anniversary.

Shit, did I miss the anniversary? Oh, no. Fuck, we're right up against it. I think it's November 15th. I can't believe you think that I couldn't beat up a bald eagle. How are you going to beat up a bald eagle? He flies by, punch its ass. Now it's on the ground. Have you ever seen its talons? Now I step on it. Have you ever seen it? Can I see a bald eagle? He flies by, punch its ass. Now it's on the ground.

Have you ever seen its talons? Now I step on it. Have you ever seen it? Can I see a bald eagle's talons, its claws? Bald eagles are very large birds. Huge. I'd step on it. It would stab you immediately.

No, it wouldn't. How would you step on it? It's flying. I would punch it out of the air. You don't have that vertical leap. What are you talking about? It would be trying to attack me. So when it gets close, I punch it. Look at that.

You're killing that animal. Yeah, that doesn't actually look that scary. Kick to the midsection, stone cold stunner. I really don't think it looks that scary either. I think most people could kill a bald eagle if they got a bald eagle. Any of you in here would shit yourself if that animal came near you. All three of you. You seem to be projecting

their pussy. I would throw a ball of Play-Doh in the air and it would it, and its talons would be stuck. And then I'd punch it in between the eyes. I would get a... That's actually not a bad plan. I'd kill a mouse, and then I would put a string on the mouse, and then it would go try to steal the mouse. And I would fucking grab the string as hard as I could, and his fucking... And then I'd kill a fox for fun.

Yeah. I would kill a fox and throw. Yeah. I'd throw a fox I would kill a fox and throw it at the bald eagle's face. People kill foxes all the time. Dude foxes are so easy to kill. Foxes are literally

the pussies of the woods. Foxes are awesome. Foxes are awesome. They're like figure it out are you a cat or a dog? Are they a cat or a dog? I love a good fox. Are they a cat or a dog?

I can't imagine being if I could see any animal. A fox is a dog. I think it's a cat. It's not a cat it's a dog. No it's a cat or a dog? I love a good fox. I can't imagine being like, if I could see any animal. A fox is a dog. I think it's a cat. It's not a cat, it's a dog. No, I disagree. It's a cat. No, it's so much more of a cat.

A fox is a fucking dog. Have you ever seen a fox in real life? I don't think you've seen a fox. Many times. They're tiny and they're skittish. They're not tiny. Bushy tails. They're smaller.

They're literally tiny. They're smaller, they're not tiny. Brandon's thinking of chipmunks. Oh, you are thinking about chipmunks. Foxes are skittish. There's a fat squirrel. What day was that? Oh, November 15th.

Okay. All right. Coming up on a year. There he is, fat squirrel. You don't know. Explain what a fox looks like. A fox is red or silver. Sometimes a snow fox can be white.

Are you already wrong? It's small. It's orange. It's slender. It's literally called a red fox. That's the name of the... Look, that's a red fox. That's an orange fox.

It's named a red fox. But it's orange. Can we look up a fox to a dog size comparison? Yeah, give me a fox to a dog. A fox is not a huge animal, but they're just cool animals. Look how cool they look. Let's see this.

They're literally... Oh my God. That's a German Shepherd. German Shepherds aren't that big. There it is. Look, it's more cat than dog. Did you say German Shepherds aren't that big? They're not. They're like a normal sized dog. What are you talking about? German They're like a normal sized dog. What are you talking about?

German Shepherds are not a normal sized dog. Yes, it is. Look at that. It's a cat. Foxes are cats. You want to see a tabby cat in the wild is what you're asking for. Wild cats are awesome too. The fact they can live out there and just be on their own.

There's a lot of wild feral cats in this world. I would like to see a bear. I want to see a grizzly. I've seen a bear in the wild. Have you? No. No, you couldn't have. Do you have that same energy

when it comes to wild humans? How many wild humans exist? Thousands of homeless. Plenty. I don't think they're wild. Where do they live? Animals that I don't want to see. Mountain lion, number one on the list.

Okay. By the time you see a mountain lion, he's already killed you. Oh, yeah. They say that by the time you see a mountain lion, they've already seen you for like two hours beforehand. What? Is that true? They've been stalking you? They stalk you.

When I was hiking in Wyoming, I carried a big rock with me. What was that going to do? That's what they said. They said that's the only thing you can do to defend yourself from a mountain. Throw it at them? Yeah. Your arm sucks. I actually have a great arm.

You do? Yeah, it's grown. Prove it. I can throw righty and lefty. Yeah, but even if you throw it, the rock's gone now. If you miss, you're fucked. Well, I was thinking I would use it as a weapon and then throw it. Yeah, actually, that would probably kill it. I agree with you.

But they're so fast. Have you ever heard them scream? You're faster. No. I think so. I think they can jump like 45 feet. You guys disrespect animals. He's not faster than any animal. Faster than you. Yeah. I'm not an animal yeah you are

i'm not 100 sure you're faster than me either oh i'm definitely faster than you don't realize that like the best part about these hypothetical animal fight debates is you can just say you could beat the fuck out of all of them because you'll never it's yeah like it's the best thing that you can do name an animal i'll fuck it up. Elephant, I'd fuck it up. Mike Tyson. Fuck it up. Sydney Wells, the outdoors person, is not only in Mississippi. She's doing stuff, content, right now in my hometown.

Okay. It's weird to me. Why? I don't know. She texted me last night. She says, I went to Mississippi to do hunting content. Oh, hunting? Yeah.

And she's just in my hometown of 8,000 people. Love it. Has everyone been asking her about you? Yeah. I would think so. Are you going to hook her up? She's probably swamped. You hook her up?

With what? That's in Starkville. Fuck. What strip mall did you recommend? Oh, that's funny coming from a guy from New Jersey. First of all, I told her to get a burger. You're like, your strip malls are just bigger. Yeah, but probably nicer, I would think.

That hurt, didn't it? I didn't like it. Yeah, I know you didn't like it. I got your back, bro. No, you don't. I just said. Okay, fine. You're right.

You did have my back. My response was. You had my back. Thank you. I appreciate that. Jesus Christ. Brandon is just. The sass in the Fox thing. The sass is. You did have my back. My response was... You had my back. Thank you. I appreciate that. Jesus Christ. Brandon is just... The sass in the fox thing.

The sass is being so... He's faster than you. He's faster than you. You basically said, I just hope one day I can see a Shiba Inu live. I would love to see a fox one day. That's not what I said.

Foxes are such an underrated animal. I'd love to see one more. I didn't say I'd love to see one more I didn't say I'd love to see one I said I like when I see one I've seen it's like it's like the old

it's the old debate like if you could have dinner with four people dead or alive Brandon's like okay so a silver fox an orange fox

the the equivalent of Brandon was like if Brandon said one of us yeah yes have you ever seen a bald eagle when you're out hiking?

Oh, yeah. That's awesome. I've killed four bald eagles in my life. That's not awesome? Not impressed. Then why do you go hiking? I'm not impressed by the eagle. Yeah.

I've killed four of them. I've seen cooler things when I'm hiking, like a moose or a wild cow. You saw a wild cow? I've seen a wild cow at the top of a mountain. Well, that cow wasn't wild. How many bald eagles have you killed? Brandon, what do seen a wild cow at the top of a mountain well that cow wasn't wild how many bald eagles have you killed Brandon what do you think wild means

six so we got ten on this show have you killed any yeah how many he was hiking in land owned by somebody that had cows

that's where he was hiking damn we're good I get I was in when I was in Wyoming there would just be horses and there would be like hundreds of horses just all running together. Wild horses.

Like National Parks is not considered the wild. Yes. Yes. Definitely. Like Yellowstone? Yeah. I don't think you saw a cow. Brandon, I literally did.

A cow. A cow. Yes. Are you thinking of a bison? No, it was a cow. We were walking, and they said, there's two moose up there, and then there's a cow. That's so much cooler than a fox. Yes. Who said that of a bison? No, it was a cow. We were walking and they said there's two moose up there and then there's a cow. That's so much cooler than a fox.

Yes. Who said that? At the top of the mountain. He said it was cooler than the bald eagle. Fellow hikers. That sounds like a scripted simulation. And then I looked down and the girl had a gun in her pants. Probably a taser.

And you said, hey. Yeah, probably. And then you clicked your heels so that your knife came out. Don't start nothing. It is scary when you're hiking and everyone that you see has like a massive can of bear spray or a gun. They could just kill you. And we just had like, and one of my friends was in flip flops. We couldn't have been less prepared.

We all brought one water bottle. In a chewy bar? And these people had like the straight up like up tube that goes in from the backpack. What is bear spray? I don't understand what you're going to tell me. I just realized your face all red all of a sudden. I don't know. He's upset that we clowned on him about the fox. Is it spray that's going to hurt

the bear when it hits him? It's like the same thing as pepper spray, but it goes like 30 feet, I think. I can't imagine. It probably has worked like once ever. I think it's just as embarrassing for those people though that you saw they were like fully prepared no they were like i've been hiking with my family and you're like tired and then you see like a little kid in flip-flops sprinting up the mountain what's that bear spray all right red pepper oil okay so it's pepper spray. Yeah.

I think being more prepared is probably smarter because it was like no service the entire time. And it was like a seven miles both way hike. So if one of us were like to break our leg or something, we would have just died. Yeah. Just don't break the leg though. Yeah. Would have been easy. Huh.

Huh. Who would survive the longest and the shortest on their own in the wild? I would survive the longest. Big Cat Brandon, me, Sass, in that order. Mm-hmm. No, I would be fine. He would not survive longer than that. I would be the longest. You don't think so?

You would be petting foxes while I eat them for dinner. Fox kebab. I would make an alliance with the foxes. I'd have fox gyro. I'm well-trained in the wilderness. Same. I'm a boy scout. Fox kebab. I would make an alliance with the foxes. I'd have fox gyro. I'm well trained in the wilderness. Same. I'm a boy scout. I know knots.

Eagle scout, actually. I know all the knots. Yep, same. Are we in the wilderness now, or are we on a boat? Name five knots. Nautical. Traditional. Traditional knot.

Shoelace knot. Suicide. Suicide knot. Noose. Brandon, you're familiar. Bunny ears. Suicide. Suicide knot. Noose. Brandon, you're familiar. Bunny ears. Bunny ears. Bunny ears.

Isn't that the shoelace? Yeah. That's four. All right. Well, he already named that. Windsor. Windsor. The Windsor knot has to be my favorite knot.

That is by far my favorite knot. Double Windsor. Double Windsor. Yeah, double. Don't even get me started about a triple Windsor. So, looks like we just proved you wrong I asked I didn't say he could or couldn't

Not one of those nots exists Suicide not Proving your knowledge worse than mine A Windsor not exists So you think I think I might hate you I'm going to bring a fox in tomorrow on a leash. Yeah.

It's very easy to get one. And then I'm going to kill it in front of you. Yeah. They're the easiest animal to procure. It's easier to get a fox than it is to adopt a dog. You just go out into any wooded area, and you put a little piece of cheese on the ground and they'll come up and eat it. Boom.

Fox procured. You ever seen Fantastic Mr. Fox? I have not. You haven't? Fox Catcher? No. It's about wrestling. KB would love to talk about that.

You've really never seen Fantastic Mr. Fox? It's great. I've never seen. No. That's Mr. Ripley. Yeah. No, it's a Wes Anderson movie. It's animated.

Oh, how was the new Wes Anderson movie? Oh, it's okay. I heard it wasn't great. Nick said it was the worst thing he's ever seen. I'm so... I mean, it's just like the modern... Like, Jeff D. Lowe and them probably love it because they're like film dudes. It's like one of those movies where there's just no plot. They didn't like it either. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I love...

I mean, Royal Tenenbaums is one of my favorite movies. Rushmore was great. If you want to get really cool about it, say Bottle Rocket, sure. But like once we got to what? Life Aquatic? Started to kind of go the other way, where it's like, alright, we saw this already.

You just like things being perfectly organized in colors. I just like movies that have like a beginning, middle, and end. Right, your simple brain. Not where it's just like a... So you just don't get it. I just like movies that have a beginning, middle, and end. Right, your simple brain. Not where it's just like a... So you just don't get it. I guess not.

Yeah, you didn't get it. I mean, it's the same thing with mid-90s and all those movies. You just don't get it. There's just no plot. Yeah, it's like slice of life. Oh, I like mid-90s. I mean, yeah, it's good watching it once ever, but never watch it again. Nothing happens.

Maybe because you didn't live it. Mm-hmm. Was that very similar to your... Skateboarding, yeah. Skateboarding in California. Single mom. Film people suck. Yeah.

Well, now you're just bashing Ken Jack and Jeff D. Love. No, because they don't. Because they have good taste in movies. You're saying they're not film people. I don't know. You've put yourself in a corner here. Find yourself out.

He means people he went to school with. Film people, it's just like, oh, it's the worst. It's anyone who thinks that their objective taste is better than everyone else's. Or, sorry, subjective taste. Just like craft beer people. Craft beer, music. I'm pretty simple. I either enjoy the movie or I don't enjoy it. Yeah, it's the ball scale.

I put it on the ball system. Yeah. It's one ball or none. Like I watched Moneyball last night. That was a good movie. That was a ball. It was a good movie. If someone else watched that, they would be like, fantastic cinematography, but the audio quality kind of fell off towards the end of the film. So I'm going to bring this one down to a 6.3.

They critique the smallest, tiniest things about movies that no one gives a fuck about. You just graded on pass-fail. Yes. Good, really good, bad. Bad, really good. Bad, good, really good. And then The Departed is a different level. Fantastic.

It's the only fantastic one for you? What's your favorite comedy movie? I don't know. I mean, I probably just super bad. I don't think there's like too many really funny movies. Airplane? Airplane sucks ass. What is the best comedy movie?

I have seen it. The first time I saw it was so good. What about Bob? The rest kind of sucked. Have you ever seen What About Bob? It's great. No. Watch it.

No, there's some good movies. No, watch it. No, yeah. No, watch it. If you don't watch it. The Hangover was funny. Your excuse from the show for last week. I watched the night before yesterday, too.

I liked that movie a lot. You really think Airplane sucks? No, it's fine. What about Bob is Timeless? Yeah. Bill Murray. Have there been any good recent comedies? Trainwreck?

That was six years ago, right? Seven years ago? It's hard to put out a good comedy in this pc culture oh yeah they're canceling all of us bro that one with jonah hill's sister was good i forgot what it was called um jonah hill's sister wow misogynistic much she's got a name yeah sorry you identify beanie faldstein got it uh jonah hill better. Yeah, it sounds way better. What was the most recent good comedy? Bridesmaids?

Yeah, Bridesmaids was good. I thought the male characters were the funniest part of Bridesmaids. I didn't like the Irish guy. Booksmart it was called. Booksmart. I didn't see Booksmart. Story about me Like I don't remember

The last time I saw Comedy in theaters That was probably The last one I mean Ted 2 Might have been the last one Theaters have not been

Jojo Rabbit That was funny Oh yeah I never saw it Oh man You have a terrible Taste in movies Can't believe that

Alright You got anything else I gotta get to a fucking flight. Have a good flight. Who's going? You, Jerry, and Chicago guys? Me, Jerry. Parts of Chicago is meeting us there.

I'm bringing Chuck as well. Oh, nice. And I think Rudy's coming to film. Should be good. I'm just tired. I'm just really, really tired. But I'm going to have fun. I'm going to fucking have fun, okay?

Maybe have a couple beers. You're going to have a beer? Yeah, I'll have a couple beers. How many beers? Probably have four beers. Damn. All pregame or interspersed throughout the game? Maybe go three and one.

Yeah. Maybe five. Brother, you're going to have six. Brandon, when's the last time you drank? He would pass out. I don't know. It's been a while. Last time I was drunk was 2007.

Brandon, when's the last time you smoked a J? March. March. March. With Roan. Oh, is that Coach Dog's stream? No, that was before that. March was the March Madness stream, the Moron Madness.

And I thought I was talking the whole time. I never said a word. That's pretty good. It was right before we actually gave up. This year's March Madness is going to be ridiculous. I saw something that they were looking at. Yeah, my idea is coming to fruition. That was you?

Yeah, we're going to do like a real world with all the gambling content where we all live in a house for a week and gamble on March Madness. That should be interesting. It's going to be fun. All right. Okay. Good show, boys. I saw the house.

Good show. Yeah, it's a nice good show. Is Roan back tomorrow? Yes Good show. Jesus. Yeah, it's a nice, good show. Is Roan back tomorrow? Yes, he will be. Yeah, he's back tonight. So we won't have Nick and Kyle the rest of the week? No. I think they'll be back for Friday's episode.

Okay. Friday. So that'd be good. They can recap it a little bit. We won't be here Friday. What does that mean? You and who? Yeah.

Why am I going? We're going to film a music video at the bank. Oh, okay. I'm pretty sure that's Friday. Is that the 15th? Oh, yeah. We'll be out Friday doing that. Mm- bank. Oh, okay. I'm pretty sure that's Friday. Is that the 15th? Oh, yeah. We'll be out Friday doing that. Yeah.

Brandon and I will be there. We have to go somewhere in New Jersey. Might just be me and Owen. Me and Owen show. That's long overdue. Yeah. Let's do a sports episode. We'll talk college football.

Oh, gross. Try to do that on Peck Central. Slog of an hour sometimes. How's that thing going? Oh, it's going great. Going great. Rico's full time now. Is he going to be on five days?

He's here five days a week for Pick Central. That's awesome. I no longer have my Tuesday and Thursday reprieve. You guys got to get Hank on. Give his dogs. We talked about Hank's pick today. Incredible. It was great.

Dogs or foxes? You're not going gonna shame me for liking foxes it's a good animal marry fuck kill cat dog fox

I love them all give it to us I would say I'd fuck a fox okay I'm not killing any of them I love cats end the show on that

I'd fuck a fox you'd fuck a fox end the show see ya who wouldn't fuck a fox. You'd fuck a fox. End of show. See ya. Who wouldn't fuck a fox? Thank you. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to stock shop and do a Yankees pop. It's the act.

It's the act.