The Yak - Big Cat Goes Undercover To Figure Out The Mean Girls Situation | The Yak 1-25-21

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

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Steven's telling us it's your birthday today, bro. I thought it was. No, it is, and they're all lying about it. I think it's the 26th. Wednesday, January 26th. Yeah. They're all lying. they're all lying about it. I think it's the 26th. Wednesday, January 26th. Yeah. They're all lying about it. Steven?

I'm not shy about it. It's tomorrow. This has to be a ruse. I entered it in a year ago. It is a ruse. They're all rusing. Nick just came in and asked me to check Zenefits, which makes me definitely think it's a ruse. Why would that be a ruse?

It's obviously a ruse. It's obviously a ruse. Yeah. They're on ruse mode. Did you check Zenefits? I'm attempting to log in now. I want to see a license to prove It's obviously a ruse. Yeah. They're on ruse mode. Did you check Zenefits? I'm attempting to log in now. I want to see a license to prove it's tomorrow.

Yeah, they're having a little Mulan ruse right now on us. They're fucking... If I made a mistake, I'll own it. The first birthday wish you got is going to be

from Frank on Zenefits. Yeah, he's quick with it. Frank is checking Zenefits every morning. Let's see it. Let's see your license. Part of the morning routine. But he doesn't give a wish.

He just thumbs it up. Don't do that. Don't give a shit. Give it to me. That's the funny part. I don't care. Live or die. Just as I suspected. The 25th. Wrong. Yep. Happy birthday.

Wait, is it today? Yes. God damn it. Is it really? Yes. Happy birthday, bro. You guys are pathetic. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Wait, is it today? Yes. God damn it. Is it really? Yes. Happy birthday, bro. You guys are pathetic. Happy birthday, Kyle. You told me tomorrow I was going to buy you a gift. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Kyle. Happy birthday to you. It really should be the Stevie Wonder song. I still think it's tomorrow. Stevie Wonder song should be the happy birthday song. I don't know what you're doing. I thought you were playing along with this, whatever this is. I'll take it. It's Rouge. When did Kobe die? Because he died on your birthday. I don't know what you're doing. I thought you were playing along with this, whatever this is. I'll take it.

It's Rouge. When did Kobe die? Because he died on your birthday. Yeah, it's the 26th. I share a birthday with Ellen and Jerry Sandusky. Yikes. You would do that as a bit. Yeah, you would move your birthday to have.

I mean, whose birthday is the 25th? I bet some whack-ass people. I don't fucking know. My buddy Mike. Shit, I'm already getting birthday texts. Oh, hell yeah. I mean, it's one o'clock.

Wish me birthday. Already. It's halfway through the day. We're in the back nine. Zenefits has

no update for today. Wow. See? It was Ebony's birthday yesterday, though. Yes.

See? Stop trying to take birthday. Why did Benny Michalik send me a happy birthday email? Benny? Because he knows it's take birthday. Why did Benny Michalik send me a happy birthday email? Benny?

Because he knows it's your birthday. I mean, wish me on Venmo. You're really about it. Tell me how you feel. Yo, Owen, those pants look fly. Yeah, bro. My God. They're awesome.

Are those bird dogs? They look like khakis and they feel like sweatpants. You don't wear any underwear underneath? Yeah, I thought you don't have to. You don't need to. What the heck? Sass? What's up?

You wearing double underwear? I am. You're doubling up? I doubled up. I'm getting a call from Phoenix. It might be Riggs. Take it. Take it.

Get it. What? Take it on air. Yo. Hello? Let's finish off that. Hello? Riggs? Who is Hello? Riggs?

Who is this? Riggsie? I'm down the street from Riggsie. What? Go get him. What? Is it Lurch? Yeah.

Grab him. Go get him. Oh. I think he's on the front nine still. That sounds like Ricks. Who is this? Happy birthday. I appreciate it.

Keep the calls rolling in. What the fuck is that? Bird dogs. We have bird dogs. You're wearing your bird dogs today? Yep. We don't want some of those. Sam, I'm wearing mine.

And Sass is wearing his. We placed an order. I had all your sizes from the other sweatpants brand. They should have been delivered yesterday. Where's mine your sizes from the other sweatpants brands. They should have been delivered yesterday. Where's mine? There is no other sweatpants brand. I don't see them.

Brandon wrote about it in our text chain. Huh? I'll check with Enrique. I feel like Stephen Chay is intentionally fucking you over right now. I wore the bird dog shorts to the bathhouse Sunday. By the way, bird dogs, yeah. Go right now. Get Brandon in here. What is he doing?

He's taking pictures. Can you get Brandon in here? I don't know why he's standing in the hallway when he's on this show, and I want to talk to him. Bird dogs. Go to birddogs.com. Enter promo code YAK, and they'll throw in a free bird dogs beanie. That's birddogs.com.

Promo code YAK, and boom, a free bird dogs beanie with your pair of bird dogs. Stay warm and comfortable in your bird dogs beanie that's bird dogs.com promo code yak and boom a free bird dogs beanie with your pair of bird dogs stay warm and comfortable in your bird dogs we love bird dogs what are you doing in the hallway we're talking to rudy about uh well talk to us this is your show rudy stop me coming out of dave show you cannot you we we want to hear the all right the the news there's a mean girl click and i don't know uh how much we've ever talked about it. And Dave is getting to the root of the Mean Girl click. And it happens to be. So what's the click?

The core of the girl yak and a couple of others are Mean Girling people. And that's what they're answering for right now. And who did that Mean Girl? I haven't seen the film in a while. What are they doing? So Alex is being challenged by Dave for mean girling a lot of people oh no which goes against everything i know about alex so that's interesting i don't have an experience i like it why i was in there was hannah cook mean girl my sister wait what does your sister

expand we were at the yak live show wait Wait, your sister works here? Since when? My sister was an intern for nine months. Wait a minute. Is this tea about to be scorching? I'm giddy. My sister was an intern for nine months, and now she is full-time. She went

full-time January. She books the travel. She does great. Very good at her job. Always books me first class. Better than Brandon. Probably. Also books me first class, which I appreciate. Probably. So, also a better person than me. Well, that's a low bar. After the Yak show, everybody went out.

Alex Bennett got shit-faced drunk where she was passed out in the club or the bar, and my sister had to take care of her. My sister literally had her by the arm. This is where she's definitely better than you because you would have just left her in bed. Correct. You would have taken pictures. I was in bed that night. So my sister was taking care of her. My sister took her phone and called her husband and said, come get her.

And made sure she didn't pass out, she didn't die. Hannah Cook called Alex's phone looking for her. And Hannah Cook then said, why do you have her phone? Why are you doing this? Caitlin answered her phone. Caitlin answered her phone. Why are you doing this? Caitlyn answered her phone. Caitlyn answered her phone. Why are you doing this? And Hannah Cook said something to the effect, you shouldn't be hanging out with her.

She's content and you're not. Wait, wait. Whoa. Say that one more time. Say the last part again. Hannah Cook basically told my sister, you're not content. You shouldn't be hanging out with her. You shouldn't be hanging out with content?

You shouldn't film her. Well, those are the rules. You shouldn't film her. You shouldn't film her and don't put it on the internet. And my sister said, are you fucking stupid? I work here too. I know not to put this on the internet. And that's where we are. I would have put it on the internet.

I'm in content. You are. Who is in content? Well, my sister books the travel. She's definitely not in content. She's not. And Alex is. Alex is, and I believe Hannah is.

You know, the one day a month she comes in. Okay. Was Hannah just in the radio show with you? Yeah, they zoomed her in. She was at a hair salon getting her hair done. At 1 o'clock on a Tuesday? Mm-hmm. During working hours? what was the resolution of

it or how did it go because i heard like a cheer in the in like for the i heard i heard a cheer from like the control room and they were like a bunch of people were like yeah caitlin yeah it seems like caitlin's become a folk hero on the other side well behind the scenes she said she's got a pretty good reputation right now. So Hannah came on and started saying, no, this is all a lie. This is all a lie. And my sister said, stop talking. No, it's not.

No, it's fucking not. And she yelled at her. Hannah yelled at her? What was the resolution? Did she own up to it? Did she admit it? She didn't admit it, but she cast a web of falsehoods trying to cover her and they were easily taken down. She said,

the next day I came up to you and I apologized and we got it straight. That was a Friday. We weren't here the next day. She said, oh yeah, my bad. It was a Monday. She said, on Monday I came up and apologized to you and Caitlin said, yeah, I was booking a hotel for you. Oh no.

So the walkers are on the rise. The walkers will rise again. It's like Ozark. I'm very happy right now. Yeah. You're proud of your sister? You need your sister to go win your battles for you. It wasn't my battle.

No, but it is. It's a walker clan. So what is divorce days? Don't say clan and the walkers in the same sentence, please. I don't know. I like having... You know, she stood up for herself. She wasn't going when Walker's in the same sentence, please. I don't know. I like having, you know, she stood up for herself. She wasn't going to let Hannah go through. Good, good.

She's got a goofy-ass accent, though. So the takeaway here is people are going to be like, uh-oh, Alex and Hannah and the mean girl clique are not very nice? It seems like that's going to be a takeaway. Yikes. What was Dave's position? Dave was fully on board that they have unearthed some mean girl shit. Uh-oh.

They've been nice to us. I believe he believes Alex Bennett is the leader. Oh. Yeah, this is should I release a statement like when Katy Perry released a statement on Ellen's behalf and be like, Alex Bennett has always been nice to me. She's an honest girl. What is the case against Alex? It sounds like she just got wasted, which is fine.

This is so classic Barstool, too. Whenever we get new hires, it's like these people are a revelation and then something happens like, we fucking hate them. And then we'll all even out. By the time I got in there, Alex was about 10 stories deep. Alex had been in there hate him by the time we're all even out by the time i got in there alex was about 10 stories deep alex had been in there 30 minutes by the time i got what is she i was in there for that story but i think there were other stories like uh she she was she was following somebody on instagram and and and doing mean things in their comments using her position or something like it dave laid that out. She's a hater.

She's a hater, yeah. Alex Bennett? She's like the most supportive person. I don't know. I've always liked Alex Bennett. She's got a heart of gold. The others? Publicity come up?

Yeah. Is publicity in the Mean Girl clique? I think she's in the clique, but I don't think any of her actions are stories. She's not a made mean girl. She's a friend of ours. She was not a starring player today. She wasn't gotten her button yet. She wasn't a starring player today.

Should we get Tebow in here? See, this is one of those things. Tebow's been running laps. Tebow's been running full 440. Tebow sprinted. You sprinted at one point. Multiple times. Back and forth. How was it, Tebow? It was electric. How did my sister do from an outsider's perspective? full 40. Tivo sprinted. You sprinted at one point. Multiple times. Multiple times.

Back and forth. How was it, Tivo? It was electric. How did my sister do from an outsider's perspective? She went in on her own. I mean, you got to give her up for that. I mean, the balls to walk in that show.

Got to give her up. Well, I was sitting there. Did she... Now, did she... Are people going to walk away from this being like, ooh, these girls are mean? Are we going to get that? Are we going to get that?

Are we going to get some mean girl? I would say if... If I'm Tommy Smokes and I'm writing the blog title for this show, it's going to be like, we have mean girls in the office. Take some clickbait.

Clickbait. Do we have mean girls in the office? Who's to say? Oh, say it. But tune in tonight. You got to tune in tonight. Well, this is all... We're still going to watch.

Right, right. We can talk about it No one's gonna be like Oh I don't wanna see What Dave's reaction is That's not some shocking Revelation that people are mean She's great promo This is an office

Of the worst people I've ever met To us It feels like my heart's Been ripped out of my chest So my sister wasn't Asked to go in there She just got up

And went in there Kareem and Austin Were like Who the fuck brought her in They were mad at me I was like No I didn't grab her Oh she just got up and went in there. Kareem and Austin were like, who the fuck brought her in? They were mad at me. I was like, no, I didn't grab her. She just got up and went in there. She's not supposed to talk to the people in there. I'm not going to throw your sister.

She wanted to go in. That's awesome. She got up and went in on her own. I'm not going to go grab her. You would never grab her? Don't you grab my sister. I would never. I feel like you running around and sprinted down the hallway. Good form, though.

Good form. Yeah, you dipped your hips coming around the corner. It was crazy. But I feel like that's like a reaction to Dave being unhinged last week and pissed off at everybody. And you're like, I'm going to fuck him. Yeah, I mean. Three cone drill in there. There's people on the chopping block.

You got to hustle. The cameras are always on. And then I edit the show, too, so you don't want that dead air. What's the case against Alex Bennett? That's what we're trying to figure out. Is Alex Bennett going to come across as a loser in this? Or a winner? No, I think Alex Bennett comes across as a party girl.

Did publicity come up? I don't know what you guys are serving at the live yak. Just give me the winners or losers. I don't know what you guys are serving at the live yak. Just give me the winners or losers. I don't know what you guys are serving. Did the yak get any strays? It was the live yak was the boiler pot. I don't know. Was it all you can drink?

Did the chicken go in the car? And we all went home right afterwards, except for KB. I don't think I didn't go home. I think I was actually in the inverse. I went right home. You guys stayed out in Mingle. Also, my- My sister actually ended up with Roan's debit card somehow.

Oh, wow. Roan is implicated. Oh, jeez. I am. I was actually in my car before Sass got off stage because he was on the far end. Yeah. Before we all got off stage. It was a ball of smoke and Big Cat was home.

I seriously got home at like 10 o'clock. He went through a portal and was fucking out of there. Oh, man. I'm excited. So who came up? Hannah? Alex.

Is Hannah, Jordan, Alex? Any tears? Anyone else? Any tea? Because I saw way too many smiles in the teasers. Too many smiles? Yeah.

Not nearly enough tears. What teasers are you seeing? We want to see. Alex posted on Twitter. Alex handled herself well. We're guys guys. We like when chicks cry. I would have cried if I was in there. It seemed like the girls were all on the same page. Oh!

The Cosa Nostra kind of shit. That's what I'm thinking. They'll settle it on their own. I honestly think that we'll see. We'll watch the show. We'll determine from that. If they're smart smart they should just go full heel be like yeah we're mean girls

what are you gonna do about it that should be their new show name who would give a shit I'm not gonna whine about that yeah so yeah tune in tonight I gotta go edit it let's steal that shine

and bring the girls in here let's get an early release come on Sass don't do that Tebow just guaranteed 5 o'clock release. Tune in. I refuse to believe it.

Historically, Alex Cooper was the nicest girl when she worked here. Alex Cooper? Yes, when she worked here. There's a precedent of really nice girls, so it breaks my heart when people are mean. She got me hired. Yeah. Wow, this is going to be great. I'm so excited.

It's great, too, because I'm very far removed from any of this, so that's the best type of drama. When you can just literally watch it and be like, I got nothing to do with any of this shit. You know how when there's certain drama, Dave will be checked out, like, I can't believe I'm dealing with this shit. There's that kind of drama. And then there's the drama where Dave is just knee deep and waiting further.

And he's so excited and so happy. He was very happy there. Mean girl click. Yeah. What's not to be happy about? I think we're all pretty happy. Can we get like a cork board to start taking down who's like the capo of the mean girls? Yeah.

Who's the lieutenant? Connecting the dots. Who's the generals? Who's the foot soldiers? Who are their enemies? Would be nice. Do you think the girls have been here a long time? They have an anonymous leader.

Imagine if Content Kim was actually the mastermind behind all of this. Yeah. She's like, I've taught you all my mean girl ways, Alex. Go do it, but don't keep me out of it. Yeah. She's a puppet master. You never have me be seen being mean. Do my bidding. We got to. She's a puppet master. You never have me be seen being mean. Do my bidding.

We got to get him with a Rico kiss. Content Kim DM'd me after the live yak show, and she was just like, what a fucking disaster that was. We're going to make sure this show gets remembered for something else. She's like, what a fucking disgrace. We were in the office late. We came back because I forgot my backpack, and we saw Alex jumping Woodruff in. She was like hitting her with a bag of soap. It was unbelievable. It was Alex

in four bloods. Yeah. They do her bidding. That's dope. This is a dope storyline. I think they were just drunk. Great storyline. For season six of the year. I don't know. Oh, look at. Oh, wow. Bring Kareem in. Hold on a second.

Hold on a second. What do you got? Is Nick part of this? Yes. Yes. Look at him. He's trying to defuse the situation. I'm trying to act a little better. Oh, no. I think they were drunk, Nick. That's what you're saying?

Oh, Nicky. That's okay? Drunk enough, yeah, to think that Caitlin was maybe content i've never been that wasted dude what a fucking it was it was honestly incredible the like cheer that i heard i was like in the kitchen having a conversation and like there was a massive cheer from the room and someone was like yeah caitlin like a high school movie who did that can we stop speculating and bring somebody in who did what can we bring somebody who's a green man who brings anybody i don't know

there are 25 people in the control watching yes damn it and they yelled yeah caitlin yes i swear to god i was fucking i think i yelled tom Perducci's archive trying to find his hypocrisy. What a fucking loser I am. Grab any of the people involved. And if you can't, maybe someone from the control room. Not this one. This one's been through a lot. She's holding her head high.

She feels like she's a lot stronger than you, Brando. I know. You would have wilted. I have not wilted in this situation. At some point, did you think like Hollywood Hogan kind of deal? Like you are a mean guy if you're like, listen, I've known you all my life, Caitlyn, but it's time to tell you something. And then you rip off your shirt and you're part of the mean girl clique?

No, I kind of like that storyline twist, but I was absolutely, the longer it went, the more team Caitlyn I twist, but I was absolutely, the longer it went, the more team Caitlyn and I was, and I was cheering her on. So the walkers are going to get a win. I told Hannah that I hated her. I now hate Hannah Cook. Whoa.

No, I said it on the show. What'd you say to that? I said, Caitlyn says, Hannah says, whatever, I don't hate any of you guys. I said, well, I hate you. And what'd she say? I don't know that she answered that. This is insane. If we're going to hate, let's hate. Let's fucking hate. Oh you guys. I said, well, I hate you. And what'd she say? I don't know that she answered that. This is insane. If we're gonna

hate, let's hate. Let's fucking hate. Whoa. Hate is great. Real hater. Holy fuck. This is great. It's family motto. Whoa. Your mic is so loud. Jay loved what he just did to us.

It's family motto. Wow. This even has sass on one. See? The production side? Dude, the walkers are getting a bump. They're getting a big bump.

Dude, this is just like euphoria. 30-year-olds acting like they're 18. Brandon's titties all over the place. Brandon's titties. Let's get one other person here. I agree.

Kareem? Yeah, Kareem. Can we get us a Kareem? Again, this is all promo. Like, everyone's going to watch this show. Let's get Kareem to slither on in here. Did your sister earn a few more weeks of free living in your house? She did, yeah.

All right. It was getting close, too. Yeah. It was getting close. She's been in my house for nine months. It's too fucking long. Yeah. But I'm team Caitaitlin right now right now i mean she literally is your sister yeah i would hope so my god like brandon's making a big point your family what are you i have my family you're making it sound like you haven't spoken to her in your own home for the

yeah i know right so today you're, like, bullshit with her at dinner. I'm going to let her ride home in the car. Where's her room? Please don't tell me. Brianna's not part of this, right? Chicken fries? No, chicken fries. Chicken fries, nice. Chicken fries, nice.

Thanks for being nice. Thank you. You're one of the good ones. For being nice. Chicken fries, nice. One of the good ones. Can't say the same about the rest of these bitches. They're hiding in a room.

Oh, wait. Put it all in a room. Secret agent Owen. AirPods. I have mine on my desk if you want to go get it. Go do it. Yes.

Get in there. Wait, you can't say you got to call in. You got to call in. I can make you gotta call in. You gotta call in. this could be really bad. This is great. I can make a Zoom call and send it to the link. Perfect,

perfect. Do it, do it, do it. Do it, TJ. Let me think about that. No,

no, Owen. No, Owen. Kareem, Kareem, Kareem, Kareem,

Kareem. No, Owen, you can't go in there. Close the door, grab the microphone. We're a wire. Grab the microphone.

Where you gotta go? We have to record another podcast. Are there going to be big losers from this podcast? The Dave Porno Show? Yeah. Who are the winners? Who are the losers? Break it down.

Winners, Caitlin Walker, Brandon. Brandon. I'm not just saying that either. I hate him. Yeah, you guys hate each other. Losers, probably Hannah. He's just bad luck. Get your hair done.

He literally said it. He's like, why the fuck are you getting your hair done? Wait, what? It is a bad luck to get your hair done, and just... Right. Yeah, he literally said it. He's like, why the fuck are you getting your hair done? Wait, what? It is a bad look to get your hair done. She was literally saying, I'm not a mean girl. She's content. I'm not about this. I'm not about...

And she's literally... Yes, for content. She's going to play Tommy's wife. Wait, during it? Like, the hairstylist and everything's in the podcast. Oh, my God. Like, she's just back there, like... Oh, God.

And she's saying, I'm not like that. I'm not... And she's... Somebody's literally curling her hair. Biggest winner, last thing I'll say, Alex Bennett. I think she did a good job. Really? Yeah, she stood.

I mean, she was in the fight, man. It depends what side of the argument you're on. But I think Alex had like a very solid point. She's like, she wasn't accused of being mean. Alex. Yes, she was. Oh, she was. That was the whole thing.

No, but I know the drunk part. But like, was she mean? No, not while drunk. There's something with like Dave's friend and Instagram and Alex called this girl out and Dave made Alex delete her content because he's friends with this girl and Alex is like, why does your loyalty to like your Hamptons friend

and not to like your employee? Oh, Alex. Tonight at 8 p.m. Hashtag, I stand with Caitlyn. Oh, I love Chicken Fry. Chicken Fry, I'm going to say right now, Chicken Fry is our queen. She is the queen of the act.

She is queen. Can we actually get a queen? Oh, man. Go grab her. You got to wear a wire, dude. Stop being a pussy, Owen. You have to wear a wire. I sent Owen a Zoom link.

For the people. You're not the pussy. Oh, man. But go get Chicken Fry. I think they're about to record BFF. That's your first pass. Just sent on a Zoom link. For the people. You're not the pussy. Oh, man. But go get chicken fried. I think they're about to record BFF. That's your first pass. Just go now. Go now.

Go get her, and then we'll go wear your wire. Wear the wire. Turn on the wire. What is this? What is this? She is going to get chicken fried. Get chicken fried in here for two minutes. Just two seconds.

Two seconds. Two seconds. It'll be clear. BFFs can wait. Two seconds. This is the fucking yak. How do we just- Two seconds.

She's got live fries. She is waiting for it. She's our queen. There she is. There's is waiting. She's got the eye for us. She is waiting for us. She's our queen. There she is. Oh, she came out. There's our queen. I went the wrong way. There's our queen.

Oh. There's our queen. Here she comes. Brianna, we just wanted to tell you that you are officially named the queen of the yak. Queen of the yak. You are a queen. Yeah, we don't like mean girl energy. No, we...

No. We wash your feet. You are... That. Yeah, we don't like mean girl energy. No, we wash your feet. That wasn't supposed to be a foot fetish thing. You are a queen. We hold you up. Thank you. Okay. I stand with Caitlyn. All right, we stand with you.

Well, you're our queen, so. Yes, okay. Why? Why do you stand with Caitlyn? You got to go. I know you got to go. Who's on BFFs? Hannah, you can't get away with saying something like that.

That's mean girl energy. And then she denied it and it happened. Everyone knew. Didn't sit right with her. Hannah's the nicest person ever. Yes. Also, as queen of...

Yeah, Caitlyn. Caitlyn. As queen of the yak, can you please tell Owen to stop being a pussy right now? Why are you being a pussy? He won't wear a wire and go into their little...

To the lair. ...clandestine meeting. That's so awesome. Yes! I sent you a Zoom invite, Owen.andestine meeting. That's so awesome. Yes. I sent you a Zoom invite. I sent in Grace. Grace would do it. Go. Let's have Grace do it.

Undercover girl? They would never expect it. Girls can do that. Girl spy? My wife only does that. Thank you. Thank you, our queen. And a great idea.

Grace would be great. I'd like to just point out right now that what she said, Caitlyn being the nicest person in the world. Caitlyn's not like me. She really is a wonderful person. Well, I know. Very nice person. We know that.

Okay, so let's make sure to reiterate. No, everybody knows that. We know that. Okay, good. It's a stark. You got me ready to take Hannah's side in a second. Yeah. No, I'm just saying.

Keep on going on about that. She is wonderful. Someone's got to, Sass. Yeah, you know what? Fuck Caitlyn for helping out somebody that was too drunk. Why wouldn't Grace? Fuck her. Oh, man.

Let's have Grace do that undercover, girl. Oh, man. We could spin the wheel. Grace might be. Spin the wheel. Oh, no. Spin the wheel. Yes, spin the wheel.

Well, none of us can go in. Yes, we can. How could I go into that meeting? Everyone can go in. Owen is on the yak just as much as you are. All right, spin the wheel. I'm just in there with the wheel. They trust Owen go in. Yes, we can. How could I go into that meeting? Everyone is on the yak just as much as you are. All right, spin the wheels. I'm just in there with the wheel. They're not trust-o-ing, though.

Yes, one of us is wearing a wire. Okay, this is going to be great. Is that a spin or is it a wire? Last man standing. Where's the wire? I love this. I don't want this. I love this.

Nick, don't be a pussy. I'm always a pussy. This is for content, guys. If it's been... Oh, my God. Rowan would have been the best guy. Rowan would have been the best. They're watching this now for content, guys. If it's been... Oh, my God. Rowan would have been the best guy. Rowan would have been the best. They're watching this now for sure.

Yes. Also, we're at the point where I would be the most obvious person to do something. Stop. Everyone just stop. Someone's wearing a wire. Why isn't TJ on the wheel? Why isn't Sanche on the wheel? Yeah, that's true. Nick, you're good.

Stop. Why didn't publicity come up on the show? I want to fucking win this show. Just shove it in your guys' face. God. After the Hannah Cook Caitlyn stuff came out, I made sure to take TJ

out for a beer. Cover my bases. KB, you're out. It sucked. It's not my birthday. He was miserable. Brandon will be a very awkward one,

but he'll be also fun. Yeah, but you can get in a fight. I also shouldn't be on this. Yeah, you should. Oh, let's fucking go. Oh, God damn it. If it's Big Cat, it would be funny. I'll do it.

Hey, ladies. Yeah, come on in. You want to go undercover? No. Use her. Everyone watches right now, though. They're all watching. Oh, they know?

Oh, fuck. Fine, I'll fucking do it. Send me to Zoom. Send me to Zoom. I'll fucking do it Send me the Zoom I'll fucking do it Yeah just do it It's gonna be Owen You know what Go Owen

The wheel is rigged The wheel The wheel has been Nothing but The right moves You want me to do it You want me to lead From the front

The wheel's powerful man You got this Owen What do you want me to do I don't know Some undercover shit If everyone's watching Alright I'll do someone? What do you want me to have? I don't know. Some undercover shit. If everyone's watching. All right, I'll do it. I'll do it.

Send me the Zoom. I'm going to lead from the front. Lead from the front. Here we go. And then, Owen, you actually have to do it because if they're watching, they're going to expect that he's going to be the one that does it. So if you do it undercoverly, I feel like that would be the sneakiest way to do it. So do you have the Zoom link?

Are we going to be able to broadcast this entire thing? How are we even going to set this up? Yeah, I got it. Do we have spy music? Now play Haunted by Laura Les. TJ, could you make it look like there's lasers everywhere in this room? Oh, that would be cool too. Play Royals by fucking Goddamn Lord.

Play some fucking Adele, bro. From her early shit, bro. Please, yeah. Because we are rolling in the deep right now. When she was plump. And she could really sing. Being plump correlates to being able to sing really well. But I digress.

This shit's important. We all have to take sides. I guess I should tweet out that I stand with you. I embarrassed myself on the show yesterday. Yeah, you did. I said David Archuleta is deaf in one ear. That's Elliot Yamin. Oh, fuck.

My DMs were flooded by the Yamin heads. That's Adam Archuleta. Yamin girls. Big Cat's coming back. Big Cat's coming back right now. Is Beeman mean? The meeting broke up, so I'm going to have to do it by their desks. The meeting broke up, so I'm going to have to do it by their desks. The meeting broke up,

so I'm going to have to do it by their desks. Fuck. We might have to get multiple links simultaneously. Who would they not expect? Where'd you email it, TJ? It's from, I think, Jetski's email. Just text it. Okay, hold on.

Let's send Jetski over. Do you have his number saved? Oh, I got it. Remember when Hold on. Let's send Jetski over there. Do you have his number saved? Oh, I got it. Remember when the biggest mean girl drama was Daniela against Trista Crick? Now we got full regions. No, I don't remember that for some reason. Now it's full fucking squads.

I kind of like it better this way. But it seems like there's a 50-50 split amongst girls. Wait, get Pete in here. Get Pete in here. Pete's been smirking all day. Come here. Come here. Come here.

Pete, come in. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Grab the mic.

Grab the mic. Whose side are you on with the Mean Girls thing? Whose side are you on? I have no idea what's going on. Whose side are you on? Do you want a quick... I don't know. Do you believe that there's Mean Girls shit going on?

I don't know what's going on. Your team seems to have strong feelings about this. The whole tech room. Everybody was watching. You didn't hear the cheer that fucking erupted from there? I didn't hear. I was working. No, you weren't.

No, you weren't. You were smirking all day. You were in the kitchen eating chocolate pandas, mask-free. You have a glint in your eye. This is all theater. All right. This is boring. This is actually very titillating.

Scintillating. Do you want to test it? Are we good? Turn your Wi-Fi off so it doesn't... Oh my god, it's a secret camera? No, that was good. Put it back on. Yeah, put that back on. Put that back on.

You're going to walk out and it's going to fuck up. We should troubleshoot it. It was kind of cool how... Yeah, it's like having a secret camera. I don't know why he's doing Wi-Fi. You're going to walk out and it's going to fuck up. We should troubleshoot it. It was kind of cool how... Yeah, I liked having a secret camera. I don't know why his camera isn't on. As soon as he turned the Wi-Fi off. He can't talk to us. Can we still hear him?

Yes, good, good, good. That's good. Can you hear us, Dan? I'm going to test it. Yeah, it sounds good. It sounds good. Is he going to take a piss first? These guys are kind of assholes, right?

Can you hear this? Every time I do this show. He looks deranged. Did that work? Did that work? Yes, yes, yes. You're good. I'm not wearing a wire, just so you know.

It's wireless. It's actually perfect. How big do you think Nick's dick is? Huge. Huge? Yeah. He doesn't even know. Okay. Does that work? Huge. Huge? Yeah. He doesn't even know. Okay.

Does that work? Does that work? Yes, that works. That's good, that's good, that's good. Can you hear us? No, it's fine. Can you hear us, big cat? He doesn't need to.

Yeah. What happened? A lot happened, bro. What happened? A lot happened. Yeah happened? A lot happened. Yeah? Yeah. No, I don't.

But I don't know the details. I heard there was a mean girl click. Alex kind of bought it. Oh, really? You can't text somebody like that. It's a cheat. It was on the block. Just between us, is Caitlyn kind of a bitch?

She's so mean. She's a bitch, though. That's what I heard. These guys are not the wiser. Where's Hannah? I want to ask. Oh, she left? Hannah left?

Okay. Oh, she laughed? Hannah laughed? Huh. Okay. What are you talking about, Jack? Say it again, louder. Dude, do you think that Jordan is telling you? Oh, my God. Oh, okay. When I go back in the room, I'll let him know.

Yeah, I'll let him know. What did he say? Keep spying, yeah. Keep spying. He's like, I want to go over to, I'll let him know. Yeah, I'll let him know. What did he say? Keep spying, yeah. Keep spying. Big Cat, want to go over to my desk and get my monster? Who do you side with on the mean girl thing? Well, I never hang out with non-content people. They're beneath me.

Yeah, I knew that. I knew that about you. And that's actually how Tommy acts. No, he's being serious. Big Cat, swing over to my desk and grab my monster. Frank, what do we got there? I see it. It's right there.

A little pastrami? Yep. That's delicious. What, um... He's so good. Whose desk is this? That's mine. Can you just grab my monster?

No. No, no, no, no. A mean boy click. We got the mean boy click we got the mean boy we had to do this spy ship we're all wait are we a spy show who? Who do we think actually won? Because I know you said that, like, who do we – Do you think Galen's actually a bitch? No, I – no. That's what I heard you say.

No, what? No. Oh, I know. No, but what are you talking about? I'm not wearing a wire. I want it on the record. Get out of there. You're made.

You're made. Get out of there. Oh, yeah. Go down the hallway. Maybe go upstairs. Go to the Tea with Publicity here. Oh, yeah. Go down the hallway. Maybe go upstairs. Go to the tea with publicity room. Yeah, go into the studio. No, she's not involved.

Oh, he's peeing. I don't think you can do that. Wait, we might see his wiener. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, my God. That was awesome. Who's in there? Who's in there? Who's in there? It's Blackman. That was awesome. Who's in there? Who's in there?

Who's in there? Blackman. Ah, Dylan. Dylan. Oh. Who do you guys side with on the Mean Girl thing? Off the record? I don't know.

Totally off the record? I don't know. Dave. Dave. Okay. Wow. Interesting. First one to side with Dave.

Seriously. Sides with the corporation. I heard, by the way, I heard a theory, Alex, that your mom was like the capo of the Mean Girls. Like she's the boss. Is that true? No, not for me. And she doesn't like, she'll never be seen doing anything. He's literally recording.

It's actually not being recorded. Not being recorded. This is actually a closed circuit loop, so it's not being recorded through his phone. So you're wrong. What's Gay Pat's catty ass think? He's probably so pissed that he's not in the middle of the drama. Joey Kamas is going to be furious. It looks like he's walking fast now.

Yeah, he's picked up his pace. He's sprinting right now. He's got a goal. There's some Blair Witch. Lowering the bar. Oh, she has to have an opinion. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm not you guys.

I'm saying... Oh, argument at the bar? Trouble in paradise. Do they not notice Big Cat? What side of the mean girl thing do you guys take? Here's the thing. I stand with Alex Bennett big time. You stand with Alex Bennett?

So you think Caitlyn's a bitch? No, no, I love Caitlyn. Oh. Well, you can't stand with both. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Oh, so you don't like Hannah. Got it. Oh, so you don't like Hannah. Got it.

Oh, no. This is the best episode ever. This is incredible. Oh, my God. Don't you wish you weren't being a pussy? Oh, no, don't ask. Don't ask, Casey. What happened?

You might as well at this point. We should be just recapping. Yeah, and who do we side with? Who are we thinking? Caitlin. But Caitlin's kind of like she's a walker, and we fucking hate Brandon because he's a fucking asshole. But Caitlin was just trying to help.

Was she, though? She was hanging out with content. She's not content. She's not content. I shouldn't even be standing here. That's true. Let's get out of here. We can't be standing here.

Oh, my God. Man. This shit is incredible. Oh, my goodness. Wait, go upstairs. Oh! Get her. What was that? Get her. What was that? Get her. Dude, wait. Big Wait, go upstairs. Oh! Getter. What was that?

Getter. What was that? Getter. Dude, wait. Big Cat, go upstairs to the new part of the office. Upstairs would be... Upstairs is a buzz. Is there a high noon over there?

Yeah, get a high noon. Upstairs? Yeah, get Jerome's. What are you getting? That was Alex. What are we eating today, Vibs? Oh, nice. Yeah, what is Vibs eating?

You should do a lowing the bar, see like what girl can say the meanest thing to you. This is a test, you know? I love this. Holy fuck. This is unbelievable. What's up? Oh, Jerry, you got to, all right, what do you got, Jerry?

What do you got? Be careful. What do you got? Tell him about kissing. This could be bad. Tell him how he kissed. This could be bad. I'm going to save Jerry. Let's go upstairs.

Go upstairs. Tell him how he kissed chicken. Oh, wait. What does Hubs think? Get Hubs. Get Hubs. Get Hubs. Hubs, what do you think about all this?

Hubs, what do you think about all this off Hubs, what do you think about all this? Off the record It's exciting Off the record, of course, right? I think I've been made Go, go, go If you turn left, there's a stairwell I'm coming back

I'm coming back Run, run Run as fast as you can Ask Kat, ask Kat Say Kat, Kat, Kat Ask Kat, ask Kat Turn around, stop, stop Kat, what do you think about this stuff?

Like, what's going on? Is Caitlin kind of a bitch? No, she's the nicest. I heard she kind of deserved to be yelled at by Hannah. No? No? Someone heard. Oh, jeez, oh, jeez.

Go, go, go, go, go. Big T. Get him in the head. Look at him. Look at that. That's how he always walks. This is a master class. Oh, my God.

What a performance. Oh, he's going straight to us. There he goes. Yeah, what? How you guys doing? Great. How are you, Big Cat? I heard that Gatlin's kind of a bitch.

That's my sister. Wait, she's right there. Oh, my gosh. Get out of there. Go, go, go. Get out of there. What a performance. Yeah, wow.

What a performance. Yeah. That was good. That was so good. So regular spy shit. Aren't you glad I didn't do that? That was incredible. That was so good. Some regular spy shit. Aren't you glad I didn't do that? That was incredible. That was a blast.

Holy fuck. Alex was actually talking the first time without realizing. Jack McCarthy was the only one who realized. Why did Jack do that? He's a man of morals. Jack can't give it up like that. Damn. That was fucking amazing.

We got to start doing that more often. That was awesome. Wiretap everyone. Because we should have like a... We should go with like a decoy person who like walks around and like everyone's like, oh, don't talk to them. And then someone comes up. The real...

With the real... Maybe can we get like... TJ, maybe can we get like a hidden camera? I'll buy it. Like a Donnie... With like the Donnie glasses. Yeah. Or like...

Yeah. And a hat. And I just wear it. Oh, that it oh that would be strap something to someone's chest or some shit mm-hmm damn you actually were on the verge of getting some actually explosive yeah and then Jack McCarthy ruined it he did fucking asshole and he's not content I shouldn't even be around him no why is he sitting over he shouldn't have been listening to those gals. Yeah, that's true. Content gals. And also Jersey Jerry, you doused it.

He'd be the last one. He'd be like, hey, check this out. I just bought this online. It's just credit card information. Oh, man. Holy fuck, that was incredible. This show is flying by. Thank God this happened.

Yeah, this shit is juicy. We had nothing today. This sixth season is fucking nuts It's been our best season yet First Tuesday that there's no Monday night football Since fucking I do wonder what they think upstairs though Yeah I do too

Me too Do you want me to go upstairs? Kinda We could go get somebody and bring them down They're gonna start Like actually complaining To HR and shit Yeah Like

They're secretly being And also You will go out there And you'll know Like one or two people Yeah no I don't know It would be bad That makes it so much better

They're a very easy going crew Up there I like them No they're They're better than us They are We should get a yak room Up there

I don't know why We don't have There's a lot of rooms. There's a massive space. There's a ton of empty rooms. Although we probably don't want to give up this central location. The vantage point. We can see and hear everything.

Just having a second room would be nice. To have a second room. Just to chill. A home away from home. Office hours. We can just all chill in there. Yak lounge. A yak office.

Yeah. A foosball table. Bunk beds. We do actually need to sit down this week and have a meeting, all of us. Why? To finalize ping pong balls in LA and shit. Steven, can you please put that in the calendar? We're up.

Yeah. Add that to all of our calendars. All of our calendars. I have a question. I guess it could be going over the meeting. Are we going to have the list of things before Friday? Are we going to unveil the list Friday? I think we unveil the list on Friday.

We'll have an idea because we'll talk about it. Is that this Friday? Next Friday. So Friday's show could be a long one. It's going to have to be two hours because no Pick Central. Am I bringing Tommy to pull those? If you want to do no Pick Central, we can. We can do 12 to 2.

Although Pick Central gets, I think there's a... Yeah, we would have to talk to Sling about that. No, I forgot you have a The other question I actually wanted to bring up was Next Thursday are we doing a show? That is The office is closed correct? It's up to you guys

I'll do it We could also just not do it And Frank will just be sitting here by himself Being like what's going on I'll come in with Frank. I'll do it. I have a lunch with Stu Feiner that day. Let's just skip that day.

Let's skip that day. We got a chance to skip the days. We got a lot coming up. We're about to be doing 15 hours in Los Angeles. That seems like a trap. But I'm of the mindset that like... The day off after the work party. We should probably, if we're given a day off, why not take it?

Let's take the day off. I'm going to go to lunch with Stu. All right, yeah. All right. Might as well. Then we'll have a fucking big build up for Friday. I want it to be a Friday.

Fridays are our best. So see if you can get Pick Central moved. TJ, go ahead and cancel the other two shows I'm on that day too. Yes, sir. Oh.

No commitments before or after. And please make sure, yeah, try to cancel Pick Central. We'll go 12 to 2. No, I meant cancel the day off stuff that I was going to come do. But, yeah, you can have Pick Central on that Friday. Make sure Tommy's practicing smoking cigarettes. He's going to have a lot.

He's been practicing. He's good. I wonder whose side Tommy's on. Yeah, call him. Are we a spy show now? Yeah, we're a spy show. It's like a wheel spy hybrid. Has anybody done that before?

Yeah. That was honestly like you've done this many times. The pace of it was incredible. What? The pace of it was incredible. Trying to keep it fresh. We should honestly, though, get real spy equipment. Yeah.

There's a spy store right down the block. If we just were all wiretapped at all times. Should we go as a spy into the spy store? Yeah, that too. We could do that. See if they know.

Yeah. Because then you can't trust a spy store that can't figure out if you're a spy. If they can't spot ours, they're not going to buy their equipment.

I don't trust that at all, that establishment. Oh, yeah. I don't either. Why? I don't trust that at all. Human trafficking, for sure. There's only one way we're doing human trafficking, and I trust her.

I just tweeted out, hashtag, I stand with Caitlyn, and I've gotten myself into a section of the internet I wasn't prepared to go into. Oh, Caitlyn Jenner? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's spelled the same. Did not mean to do that. Yeah. Yeah, you should clarify, you definitely do not stand with Caitlyn Jenner. Oh, I'm in it now.

Isn't Caitlyn Jenner spelled a different way? No. It's the same. So is Caitlyn. I thought hers was a K. It's the same way. Why would you know what her name's spelled like? Caitlyn Jenner?

No, my sister. Because Brianna... With a C still, right? No, I thought Brianna tweeted it with a K. Oh. Maybe I'm tripping. Might be. You might be tripping, bro. Might be You might be tripping bro

Shit I might be tripping Big Cat I need you undercover more I'm down I'm down Damn they're saying Sass hates the drama I know Brianna tweeted it with a C No he's just mad

Because I fucking Dunked out his fucking Monster energy That was just The guys being guys That ruled It was funny Dude and everybody's talking About the drama on Twitter Everybody's just Fucking has their takes out his fucking monster energy. That was just the guys being guys. That ruled. It was funny.

Dude, and everybody's talking about the drama on Twitter. Everybody's just fucking has their takes on the fucking drama. Nate, Jerry. What? Oh, pouring out his drink. Yeah, soggy garbage. Eric Cheater. Holy fuck. We need to, I'm afraid that, like, we're going to get addicted to this high of this drama.

And we're going to have to start, like, really pushing it and manufacturing it. Oh, we will. Because this shit is multifaceted. It's like a royal rumble. We should overkill the fuck out of it, though. I'm not sure, bro. We're going to... What time does the day before the night show come out?

Bro and I are going to the Nets Lakers. Tonight. We're going to throw some the Nets Lakers. Tonight. We're going to throw some shit at LeBron. Tonight. Why weren't we invited? That is weird. 21 or older. 21 or older.

Yeah? 21 or older and you can't be within two days of your birthday. Okay. So this side of the room is still good. Last time I invited you boys to the Yankees Red Sox. Well, you didn't invite all of us. And plus I was your backup. I invited everyone besides you.

I know. But you're not going to the Yankees. That's the thing that's the most hurtful. You're not going to all of us. And plus, I was your backup. I invited everyone besides you. I know. That's the thing. But you're not going to the Yankees. That's the thing that's the most hurtful. You're not going to the Lakers. And you're like barely content. Yeah. It's true. If you have people who are related to you in the building who aren't in content.

I'm basically not content. Yeah. Yeah, by proxy. We always just judge you by your closest relative in the building. That's the status. Tave legitimately didn't know she worked here. Really? I'm not surprised. There's so many people.

We have like 400 people who work here now. And we're hiring 100 more. I saw everybody tweet about it yesterday. My boy Stinky Tone applied. For what position? Law. Law. Oh, Stinky Tone, you at law? Your fantasy football buddy?

Yeah. Shut up. He's a lawyer? Yeah. He's going to be counsel? Lawyers don't do shit, bro. We know this. This is known.

They just push papers around. Fistuli was standing with Woodruff. Was he? Mm-hmm. No, not Fistuli. Fistuli stands with everybody, though. I just started liking Fistuli. Fistuli is what's for the good of the company.

His place hasn't changed. Woodruff has kind of flown under the radar here, too. She was in there, too. Was she a mean girl? I think they were pulling up her tweets. I think she was being accused of being a mean girl. No, she ain't mean. But she was showing pictures to Alex when you were up talking to all of them.

She was sprinting out of the room to get her phone and bring it back. So it had to have been. Yes. Screenshots. Sprinted it over. Rece it had to have been. Yes. Screenshots. Receipts? Receipts. Receipts. That's what he said. Do we sign over our text to Tevo?

Yes. Oh, what? Of course. Oh, yeah. Everything we do is owned by Tevo. Mm-hmm. Oh. What do you got there?

Sean Payton just left the Saints. Oh. Retired or left? Sean Payton has informed the Saints that he's stepping away. I hope I didn't get that. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Oh. Retired or left? Sean Payton has informed the Saints that he's stepping away. I hope I didn't get that. Bears. Bears. Bears.

Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Yeah, that's rap sheet. Bears.

Because they have like negative $70 million in cap space or some shit, right? Cowboys, right? Bears. Cowboys? Bears. One of your little blonde boys almost died. Which one? Malasek.

What happened to Malasek? Ate a peanut. Oh. Rushed to the hospital. Steroids and fluids. He's all the time talking about his phone. Imagine being allergic to a little peanut. Almost killing you.

Tiny little peanut. Did he accidentally eat it? Yeah, he's a pussy. Big head, our boy AJ Ferrari got in a car accident. Is he dead? We don't know. He's not dead. He's not dead.

So you do know. What don't you know? We don't know the extent of the... What type of car? And is we friends and family? don't you know? We don't know the extent of the... What type of car? And is we friends and family? What do you mean? Was it a Ferrari?

I don't think any... Yeah. Because that would be funny. Maybe it has since the show started. But yeah, hoping for the best. I watched some wrestling last night. Yeah? Monday Night Raw?

No, there was... I was watching UNC Virginia Tech, and right after the game, they flipped so fast to Duke versus UNC Wrestling. So it was on for about 30 seconds before I could find their about. Sounds boring as hell. Does ACC wrestle? Do they have good wrestling in the ACC? Yeah.

Virginia Tech always has a really good team. NC State is a bunch of beasts. Steven's giving me Marine signals. What is it? Something go down? Kate Barstool just put out a video asking, are you content to someone? And them saying no, and then she walked away.

Everyone's getting in on the jokes, bro. Everybody's cracking the jokes. Holy fuck. This shit is so juicy. Look at that. Yeah, yeah, what's going on there? Sean Payton out in New Orleans. No.

What? Sean Payton? Holy shit. No way. What? Really? I don't think that's real. That's not real.

Who's it from? Is he retiring or stepping away? Yeah. Rap Sheet. Rap Sheet tweeted it? Oh, that's official. Oh, really? Apparently the Bears explored the idea of trading for Sean Payton.

Wait, Sean Payton? When did that come out? Did you just break that? I don't think that. Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, guys. Sean Payton is out in New Orleans. Yeah, but.

No. You got got. I am being serious. Step down. You got got. I'm being dead serious right now. He even still doesn't know. Chris Mortensen tweeted it.

Stephen, I had just said that. Can we just replay the hack? Oh, my God. We just talked about that. Meatloaf, dude. Meatloaf? No. I'm trying to get stuff up.

Fasoli's coming. Sorry. It's Fasoli's fault. It always is. I've said that for everything. You trace it back far enough. It's fucking Nick Fasoli's smiling ass. Fasoli started World War I. Yeah.

He killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Did you see Francesco tweeted at like 11 in the morning today? Overtime rule needs to be changed. Oh, I love it. Still got it. Still got it. Oh, no. What's happened?

Zoom in harder. Look at those text messages. Enhance. Who's happened? Zoom in harder. Look at those text messages. Enhance. Who's that? Who's the man? Oh, that's Alex's husband. Oh. Oh.

Oh, shit. Oh, Graham had stand up. Graham had. Graham had. Graham Nation, let me hear you. Dude, Graham had me. I thought I was about to die when I first met Graham. Why?

Because he, Alex, when I was doing the cookie thing where I was rating all our cookies bad and just getting free cookies, I came out of my house at like 8.15 in the morning on a Saturday morning and I just hear a big cat and I turn around and it's this dude in a hood and I was like, uh-oh. He's like, hey, it's Alex Bennett's husband. I brought you some cookies. I was like he was waiting

outside my door he went to your address yes yes and I was like here it goes this is my John Lennon moment

that's odd Hank isn't up to date on the drama because the show hasn't come out yet should we tell him what it is you look like an idiot

you got fucking owned you were sucking on the doofus what a doofus. I don't understand how everyone knows. Everyone's talking about the Dave Porno show, but it's not out. We just talked about it on this show. We just dove into the drama.

And I got spy cam. A tilder? You'll have to tune into the yak. Brandon, give him a tilder. Oh, Mincy, what is he doing? Mincy's butt crack. What was that? Mincy's whole butt crack.

Mincy, what are you mad about? Sean Bates. Oh, what? Did you hear that, Steve? Wait, Mincy, wait. No. Don't walk away, Mincy. Oh, no.

Oh, he's wearing the green shirt. Wait, who reported that? Who broke the news? Is it me? Rappaport. Oh, no. I'd heard about it since Friday. Oh.

You should have told us. You tell us. You should have told us, Mincy. Please credit Mincy. Is he retiring? Is he going to go? So the word I hear is Amazon's offering him quarterback one money to be a broadcaster, and he's going to step away for like a year or two and evaluate.

That's what I'm hearing. Maybe pick his next job. But I'll say 16 years though man 16 freaking years i'm getting you credit please on his 16th birthday you find out he isn't he isn't yours anymore man so sorry to you on the on the uh mean girl drama oh i i don't i don't even begin to have an opinion or know anything about it i didn't even really i'm because she's not content don't cop out pussy i just don't even know. Because she's not content. Don't cop out, pussy. I just don't even know. Oh, your sister. All right.

How old is your sister? I support your sister. She's great. I'm a fan. She works hard behind the scenes. Thank you, Mitzi. I agree. Bravo, Mitzi.

Whoa. I have a big supporter of your sister as well. She is great at her job. I don't understand how she's involved in this whatsoever. I kind of was following the Alex Dave stuff. She cared too much. Didn't understand that stuff. She tried to save a life, and she paid the ultimate price.

All right. Thanks, guys. Thank you, Hank. I hope that provided some clarity. Yeah, Vic has – This is amazing. Didn't get permission. This is the best day of forever.

Everything that's happened has been perfect. Happy birthday, brother. Happy birthday to you. It's tomorrow. Happy birthday, brother. Happy birthday to you. It's tomorrow. Happy birthday. Make it today. Change it. Make it today.

Happy birthday, KB. Stop being a pussy. Today's your birthday. I got to know what Billy thinks about it. Well, we kind of do need to do some things for his birthday tomorrow, though, right? You buying lunch? Say, Rutz. KB?

What do you want? You got to do something. Buy us some lunch, bro. Let's get like a big ass like pork tenderloin or some shit and chop it up for all the boys.

Big loin. Invite all of Girl Yacht Club 1 to your birthday dinner. Yeah. Who are you gonna leave out? I'll get a loin. One's gotta go. If we can figure out

how to get a loin, I'll get you a loin. I would love a loin. A big ass pork tenderloin. I love pork belly. Now we're going pork belly? Pork belly is so good. It is, but that's not really what we're offering.

I kind of would like pork belly. No, but that's not really what's up for... Would you be good with loin? I would kind of want pork belly. Maybe a beef tenderloin. The best loin would just remind me of how I wanted pork belly. But today's not even your birthday. You're not in a position to make demands today. Maybe a beef tenderloin. The best loin would just remind me of how I wanted pork belly. But today's not even your birthday.

You're not in a position to make demands today. You're getting a free loin. I got a full loin. Again, I think the loin would be great, but every time I taste it, I'd be like, I wish this was pork belly. We had a perfect day, and you're focusing on the lack of pork belly. Yeah, it's leaner. It'd be more lean for you. Beef loin or pork? The loin's fine.

Oh, fuck. Let me try to find some loin. Yeah, it'd be great if Chef Donnie could just come in and have one baked on a pan and just kind of hand it off to us. Pan-seared? Definitely could. I want it broiled, but we could do it however. How do we not have an oven in here, though?

It's really weird, isn't it? We've got everything else besides an oven. Yeah? Is there not one upstairs? No. It's some bullshit. We'd probably burn this place down. Probably for the best. Somebody would kill themselves.

Yeah. Somebody would put their head in the oven. Yep. Close it. What's that girl staring in the yak for? Oh, she's a spy. That's Bennett's producer. She's a spy. That's Bennett girl staring in the yak for? She's a spy. She's a spy.

She spies back. She's very a spy. She's spying right now. You do the eye thing. We got our eyes on you. Nah, you're not getting away with that. We know. Oh, wow. Whoa.

Stop. I don't think that's how we're in. You can walk away and easily avoid this situation. She hit the all-star game. I gotta know what Emrag thinks. Ghost Brandon. She flamed our asses.

Why? What does Josh D.M. think? Oh, Josh. Come on, Josh. Who's side are you on? Oh, no. Josh, Josh. Come on, Josh. Whose side are you on, Josh? I don't know. Whose side are you on? Pick a side.

Come on, pick a side. Pick a side. I couldn't care less about this drama. Why? Get out of here. Get out of here. Drama. What's wrong with this good ass?

You love drama. This is Christmas on Molly. Why? So pick a side. If you did pay attention, pick a side. It sounds like Hannah was being pretty rude to your sister. Ooh. Dude, that was new information.

It seems like this has taken on a life for its own with just being about Hannah and Caitlyn. Well, it really started with Alex Bennett. Yeah. Yeah, but Alex Bennett. What is the whole Mean Girls plot line? This makes me think. What is the click plot line? You guys keep going.

I got to interview it too. I got to go get my haircut. No, haircut doesn't count. I have an interview. Yeah, you just said that for Hannah. You said that was a bad look. You just said that this episode. But I'm not doing it on camera.

I got to go. I'm scheduling between shows. You actually shouldn't get a haircut. Yeah, I got to go get a haircut. No, that would be a very bad look. I got to go get a haircut. Wait, wait, wait. You were adamant about her getting a haircut. Yeah. I gotta go get a haircut. No, that would be a very bad idea. I gotta go get a haircut. Wait, wait, wait. This whole time you were adamant about her getting a haircut during a work day and you're

going to come back with a haircut. You should have just not said that. Why would you admit to this? No, no, no. You could have said you're going to lunch. I gotta go to lunch. Oh, no. Okay, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Wait, Jordan Woodruff just added Dave. She said, so at Stool Presidente, are we putting this video back up or what? She's calling out Dave. What video? Woodruff is calling out Dave over Alex's video. So they took down Alex and Jordan's video. Right. I don't really know anything about this part.

I don't know what that means. Oh, fuck. That's how it all started. Everybody's making the same content. She said men are controlling the narrative. Went on the low. We were making that joke last week. Can I be honest?

If you play back to tape, you will hear that fucking joke sprinkled into the act last week. You were early on that. It's kind of a load off that we don't have to be friends with non-content people, right? For you, I love being friends with people. I'm friends with you, Brandon. Like TJ, I think we're done. TJ literally makes you. with people. I'm friends with you, Brandon. Like TJ, I think we're done. TJ is, TJ literally makes you.

TJ fucking does everything for you. TJ puts you on his back. Talk that shit around. You got my number saved yet, bro? Nah. But,

we got it. Frank, whose side are you on? Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank,

Frank. Okay. Dave Portnoy's show. Frank's got to do. It's on BFFs. Frank's on BFFs. Big Cat, whose side are you on?

You just couldn't. No one will talk to me now. Frank's got to do It's on BFFs Frank's on BFFs Big Cat Who's side are you on? You just couldn't No one will talk to me now It is a matter of time Before we all alienate ourselves From the office That would be nice Erica Who's side are you on

In the girl drama? Who's side are you on? How's it going? What's up? How are you? Who's side are you on With the mean girl drama? What's the Mean Girls drama?

Oh, you've been recording. They're the whole time. They're down. Oh, my gosh. You have lots to catch up on. What, what? Please, Ricky. You've got some Mean Girls in your midst.

City Girls down 28. It's very juicy. We got the ball, too. Caitlin Walker's involved. Yeah. Caitlin Walker's involved? Did you know she worked here? I did.

We hired her full time. You're welcome. Thank you. You knew that. Wait, so. A bit? I did. We hired her full time. You're welcome. Thank you. You knew that. Wait, so. A bit of a content, non-content divide. With the girls? Yes.

It's juicy. What do you think? Well, as a non-content person who gets treated with rights, it was nice. You're kind of a content person. Yeah, he's kind of a content. He blurs the line a little bit. Yeah, he does. It's very juicy.

I would recommend you catch up. Wow, little sass. You got a haircut, huh? I did, yeah. Buzz cut. It looks nice. recommend you catch up you got a haircut huh i did yeah buzz cut it looks nice do you like it yeah i love it god people are up my ass about paying you on twitter i cannot say a goddamn thing on twitter so we think you should play heal give him a pay cut every time somebody mentions that it's like five dollars i'm gonna do that i. Okay, let's go. So explain the drama.

Is this real life? This is real life drama. This just happened on the Dave Bourne Show. Caitlin was helping Alex Bennett, who was drunk after the Yak Live show. Which I heard was a little all over the place. It was all over the place. It's all about us. It's all about us.

And then Alex got a phone call from someone else that works here, Weather Girl Hannah, and Brandon's sister picked up the phone, and she was told that she's not supposed to be hanging out with content or something like that, that that was a rule. Weather Girl Hannah called what she thought was Alex Bennett. Called her phone, yes. And Caitlin answered Alex Bennett's phone. That seems very unlike Caitlin. No, no, no. Alex was Alex Bennett. Called her phone, yes. And Caitlin answered Alex Bennett's phone. That seems very unlike Caitlin. Alex was down bad.

Alex's shit face. Head on the bar, passed out. Caitlin has at Alex's behest taken the phone, called Alex's husband to come get her. And between that moment she is holding the phone. The phone rings. It's Hannah Cook. Hello. She can't talk right now.

She's vomiting on the bar. She's vomiting. She's passed out. Hannah Cook told my sister, well, you shouldn't be hanging out with her. You're not content. I told you girl drama.

Did I lie to you that there was girl drama? That's not nice. And that's the mean girl stuff. I don't like that. I disagree with Hannah Cook. Also, shout out Caitlin for looking after her friend

and not leaving her as a puddle at the bar right and not like you clown went in on her own to the dave portland show wait what happened didn't she go in on her own on her own i was caitlin yeah walked into the day portland show but to saying i was being slandered was she drunk yeah it must have been she's brave wait so how'd this come out? On the Dave Portnoy show. Well, who started it? Kareem, I think. I think it went around the office for a couple of weeks and then it turned in. Okay, so Caitlin would have had to tell someone that Hannah Cook said that.

She told Brandon. No, no, no, no. I believe there were people around Caitlin when it happened. Huh. I think there was a girl named, I don't want to say names. Yeah, go. Sarah. There were other girls around her

Sarah Sarah You don't You know Sarah Oh okay But I think there were girls around That saw it happen And it grew from there

Because there were a bunch of people From Are you mad at me somehow? I'm just You're gathering information You're staring I am just intensely interested In what you have to say right now

And also it wasn't just that Like there was Alex Bennett was also In the Portnoy show Talking about some Mean girl stuff on her own Was she I am just intensely interested in what you have to say right now. And also, it wasn't just that. Alex Bennett was also in the Portnoy Show talking about some Mean Girls stuff on her own. Alex Bennett was a Mean Girl? Yeah. So did Alex Bennett come to Caitlyn's defense? Yes. No.

Alex Bennett was passed out, but she said, I love Caitlyn, so what she says sounds right. But Alex Bennett didn't directly come to her defense. I was in there to her defense. Is Hannah Cook denying that she said it? I think she did at first. She tried, but it didn't sound good. It didn't sound good. Yeah, okay. Juicy.

Now what's happening? It's just a scuttlebutt, and we're kind of putting spies in the office. We don't know that much. Putting the pieces together. We haven't seen the actual footage. Girl on girl crime. It's tough. I hate that kind of crime.

The power of being a girl boss. Sometimes there's girl bosses underneath hate that kind of crime. The power of being a girl boss. Sometimes there's girl bosses underneath you. I don't think that anyone should dictate who anybody else hangs out with. I think that's rude. Also, who the fuck are you, Hannah Cook? You've been here six minutes. Okay. All right.

I like Hannah Cook, but she shouldn't do that. Also, Alex Bennett, don't get drunk at company things. Could you give Sass a pay raise? No, I'm now getting a demerit. You're just fucking over Sass a pay raise? No, I'm now getting a pay raise. You just fucked over Sass badly right now. Honestly, for however many tweets I get today of somebody asking for me to pay you, let's just see what the tally could be.

Oh, no. Just for fun. The listeners of this show are going to take that the wrong way. We'll see how good this show is by how many tweets we get. Okay, that's fine then. Let her up. Of course, it's the least we could do. Thank you.

See, this has been an eventful show. I love snitching to the boss. That was a rush. She's so happy with us. I was scared that I was going to get in trouble halfway through. There's a glint of respect in her eyes. Yeah, you did. I was up high when she came in.

You sunk throughout the entire way. This is going to come back to haunt you somehow. Probably, yeah. Yeah. I think Dave actually ended the show by saying, you know, this has all been great. I still hate Brandon Walker. So that's still a thing. That plays.

I think that plays. But I think that it's just been nice. This has just been so nice. We're in the best position. We're just overhearing it. We're like the new Jordan Woodriffs because we're just reporting on the tee. We're also literally just throwing stones from a glass house. Yeah.

Yeah, we are literally doing it. Are you heading brown? You got to go eat lunch? Well, I want to see your hair after you get back from lunch. Yeah. Make sure it's not cut. Do we have to do damage control for Hannah now? I feel like everybody's against Hanna now.

Does anyone feel like they need to protect that? No. KB, you don't? Not right now. Is your Sean Payton left the Saints? What the fuck, TJ? All right, end the show. End the fucking show.

This is bullshit. We got to go watch Mincy's press conference. Goddamn, this shit is rough. Drum matter. It's the act Yeah it's time to talk Shop and do a Yankee pop It's the act It's the act It's the act Till next time.