The Yak - Big Cat Got Brandon to EAT a 1986 Fleer Michael Jordan Rookie Card | The Yak 4-24-25

Episode Date: April 24, 2025

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How was it did you learn no the lot going on man a lot going on with the boys? Yeah, hold on boys are here. Huh. What are you doing? Oh? What are you doing? What, what are you doing? What is... what is... what's going on? You're one of them now? They're not talking to me. You're one of them. One of who?

You know who. I have no idea. Okay. What's... I didn't... I didn't even think about it until I saw that. Mmm. What... Oh, look at them!

What's happening? Yeah, they uh... Did they recruit you or did you just do it on your own? They jumped my ass in the Initiated yeah, dude got jumped by Lucas and Blutman. That's got to be the most pathetic jumping of all time by the way Kick the fucking shit out Connors eating his waffle. He's not gonna talk. He's just gonna eat. He's just be in the corner Eating his waffles how many are you at? 16 right now. How are you? I'm happy. I finally did it. Yeah Can I get this tray though, no way can I get the tray I

Got trade troubles. Oh, no Connor Will trade the top action here? You gotta move the top. I don't have a headphone. Let's move the top bar Observe he's also sitting on his waffles right you're sitting on your waffles Come on you got this dude come on dude Now I'm getting frustrated degree from Penn State now. I'm getting a date now. I'm getting Penn State University Now I'm getting frustrated. Degree from Penn State. Now I'm getting upset. Penn State. Now I'm getting upset. Penn State University. Now I'm getting very upset.

TJ's struggling with the honor. Buddy, there's like three pieces on this table. You can't be serious. If the bottom isn't working every time. You stopped everything. The idea was for you to come and quietly eat your waffles. You know how they say the show must go on? Not in this case

You got it Did he break it What are you doing? What's the plan here the bottom dude the bottom? I'm not gonna try it cuz when I do it. I'll just show you how it's done I want you to figure this out on your own Okay, okay, all right that piece has to go to the other side is it what here we go no Dude oh my god, dude that the the fucking the Going across right the crossbar no There you go, yeah, that bar has to go across you're pushing it you're pushing it up

We just gonna task grab it There you go, yep Yep three hours later Well, it's broken cuz you broke it Not a bad table it was working you're gonna have to Venmo page. Oh my god. This is driving me insane And I don't we cannot help him. This is infuriating Well, I thought he had action it's it's stuck dude. He stuck it. It's broken look There's a chip off of this is like the before people and infomercials like do you have trouble putting together?

Yeah, there you go There's a chip off of this is like the before people and infomercials like do you have trouble putting together? Yeah? Yeah, there you go oh He did it I Want the laptop to fall so bad right now just puts it on crash I mean this from the bottom my heart that was super disheartening to see yeah The table has been giving people problems all day. Actually, you know what? Go sit in Danny's seat. Yeah.

That'd be better. This is waffle time that's not being used correctly. Make that chair proud. So I'm happy he's finally doing it. Yeah, he's doing it. He's on his way. Our baby boy's doing it. And I got Catfish by Joakim Noah.

That was very funny. What? Not by Joakim Noah. By was very funny. Yeah. That was very funny. Not by Joe Kim Noah. By someone else. Yeah. Pretending to be? So I, the mostly sports guys were like, hey, can you reach out to any, or TJ asked,

can you reach out to anyone you know from Florida to wish Connor well to start his waffle journey? And so then I went to look for Joe Kim Noah's phone number. And athletes and celebrities, they change their numbers every now and then so like I'll have a lot of people where it's like Scott Van Pelt and then Scott Van Pelt knew and I'm stupid because I don't delete the old number. You're sentimental sort. Right exactly so I went and looked to text Joe Kim Noa and I saw Joe Kim Noa knew, texted this guy and then he just responded with the video

and it was just a random guy who popped up this is him what's going on connor it's not joe here i just want to say good luck 40 waffles is a lot of waffles i don't know you or how big you are anything about you man but i'm wishing you the best of luck You should never doubt the Florida Gators because they are the national champion so and then I scrolled up and I realized if someone had catfish me during the 41 free throw stream which we were obviously no sleep like half dead. I Scrolled up in the first message was like hey big cat. It's it's it's Jokeem got a new number Was like hey big cat is it's it's joe keem got a new number Like you guys got this keep keep going like you're gonna. I know you're gonna do it. I was like thanks so much man appreciate it

And then I and then I was like fuck. I just I got cat Yeah, and then I did I did I do have joking knows real number which he never changed so that I texted him And then he sent a video so there's elite Joe Kim Noah knew I blocked him Okay That was some dumb shit going up against the gator He's in a van in Abu Dhabi alone. Yeah 40 waffles that's a lot of waffles I also joking knows the man because I, after this whole catfish thing happened, it was like 10pm and I was like, oh shit, I probably missed my window to actually get Joe Cunhoa

to send a video. And then I texted the real Joe Cunhoa and like almost immediately he's like, of course I got you. That's very cool. Yeah. So, little, little issue. But the fake guy. What time was it in Abu Dhabi though?

I don't know. Oh, that's good. Yeah, I didn't issue what time was in Abu Dhabi though? I don't know Oh, that's I didn't realize that after but in my head. I was like shit. It's like 11 o'clock in the East Coast I think he lives in Florida. I was like I'm fucked but the guy catfishing you there. There was no payoff until today today Yeah, I love a long sat on that forever. He had not texted me Yeah, since the 41 free throw stream, no correspondence. And then I was like, well, fuck. It was that guy or somebody gave their friend's number to you as joking? I don't know. I think it was that guy and he just, he happened to get me at a time.

Like usually I would obviously have my wits about me and be like, this is obviously fake. And I would like, I would check with another friend being like, is this joke? He knows new number, but because he did it during the 41 free throw stream I was but you have fish you have his number we can catfish him back. We could we could I'm not going to but we could But but we should yeah sit on it. Yeah, let's sit on it for a while The real point is forget about it. It'll be Lucas's new number. Perhaps. Oh, oh, yeah Connor is eating the waffles. That's so that's the real thing. You smell good

You look great. I'm gonna take a picture. Yo, wait a one my phone's not working Connor I don't say this often, but I'm proud of you, man. Mm-hmm. So what happened? You just woke up chose greatness today. Why today? No, we had a waffle meeting yesterday Another one. Oh, yeah, you'd have to our long we talked about it. We're like yeah, we're just doing it tomorrow Which makes sense because the chat oh there are the waffles right now the chat from osis works yesterday and all today was just waffles waffles waffles eat the fucking waffles waffles waffles and so We're gonna do it. This is for 17 cool all right don't talk to the mic with your mouth full Yeah, and also don't talk to the mic period yeah, yeah, I'll shut the fuck up Yeah, you have one job, and it's to eat the waffles so every time you talk

There's not not waffles in your mouth. I would joke him know a new in the case race. I like that guy Yeah, I like that. Yeah, we might have to he seemed cool. Yeah, I I'm not a digital hoarder like that. I don't do like new or home. You don't save any numbers. No, I mean, it worked out in your favor, Dan, that you are that way because otherwise... I wouldn't have been the guy with the old one. If it was me, I would have taken the new one.

I would have deleted the old one. Correct. Correct. Put the new one in and then I would have just lost... I would have been fucked. Yeah. Usually it hurt me but but also helped me yeah Connor if you had like Joe Paterno's number And then you got a new one would you say Joe Parnu in your phone?

save it as Keep eating Connor would definitely eating bucko definitely call Joe Paterno's old number like just to hear his voicemail just to hear it Oh, I miss you man Tatum with Kobe This is for you Coach I don't know if you saw my 18th waffle on the yak, but I eat that for you coach Tatum doesn't get cloned enough for how ridiculous that was That is crazy Texting a dead guy you're yawning. You got a fucking big day, dude. Did I yawn big day? You got a big day

It's good to have you back. Yeah, I kind of like going on man. I got a draft tonight I got the draft show yeah me Gruden and Che. Are you excited? I am excited. I am excited Are you are you up to speed? I? Yeah, I know the draft. I'm good. You do. I do yeah, okay. He's got the first pick That won't come up okay, that won't be in it that won't be an issue you're a later-round guy Yeah, yeah, you're like a toy you should you should actually do that like a last round mock Yeah, no like Brandon's a 22 The 22nd pick expert yeah, yeah

The only time we go to him is the 22nd pick That's just where you're at Yeah, Jay's uh there's our junior draft analyst. Why'd we cheesehead Jay? Shake it's in Green Bay. I don't know why they Want to talk to you about your the the graphic you have? That's just not Brandon. Did you see the mock draft? No Yeah, it's not Brandon's body. You have numbers on it. What do you mean? There was I saw it I saw your first round of the mock draft? Yeah, not Brandon's body didn't have numbers on it. What do you mean? There was I saw it. I saw your first round of the mock draft and it didn't have numbers by the picks

Let's pull it up. Is this one of those moments that tonight where I made it confusing We're John Gruden is gonna be like this is where I'm at. Yeah They don't they don't have numbers by the picks. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, OK. That actually is crazy. All right, that's fair. Oh, wait, no, they do. Where?

Oh, underneath. Oh, there they are. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is. That's good. That's a crazy place to have the number. No, it should be. All right, that's what I meant.

No, it should. It should say top left corner. It should be like, it shouldn't be part of the box. I'm not going to make any reading glasses comments. I won't. What? What? I I'm not gonna make any reading glasses comments I won't what what I'm not gonna make any reading glasses comments I won't well no you about what telescope you zoom in that wasn't a reading glass situation I just didn't know they were there but he's not gonna make any reading glass comments he didn't make any but they wouldn't be relevant if you did agreed but he's dead he's not gonna make them

why would you even think about I mean cuz you couldn't see but no I could see the graphic I Could see that the numbers weren't where they ought have been. You just couldn't see the fine details of it But why would they be in the fine details? Listen, I don't understand he's not gonna make reading glass comments But I don't even think green glasses should be considered. I just thought the night I should be a fine detail should be the headline. Right. Should be a marquee piece of the draft equation of when these guys get picked. That start start to draft day. But now that I see it, I will go back and look at the graphic and it will inform me more than I was informed previously. There you go. Sounds like a plan the che picture of him sitting at his little kids table

I retreated that it is that's barstool lore He also said he sat there five hours five hours. Have you ever seen this picture tight? I have not no It's it's the kovat year when we did the NFL live draft show via zoom and Che I don't even still understand why he did it this way Wait, I thought I liked that today that one. I thought that was a guy that looked like chair No, that is the most che che's ever been yeah like full suit Yeah, draft big board in front of them you went little key like little tykes table. You went pants and shoes, too. Yeah

little keel like little tykes table you went pants and shoes too yeah so I'm in a full tux right there it is so I wasn't even wear pants thought process with that whole thing was I set everything up and then my internet was bad in my dining room so my table was out so I needed to find a low table that would be a decent angle and the only one was a kids table And the only thing I can go with that besides sitting on the floor was a little like converter step stool slash kids seat. Did your back hurt? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean I was in that for

Five hours. Crazy. Was that the COVID? It was a long draft. It was a COVID draft. I was supposed to be on for the Steelers pick. I got cut for time, so I was just in the Zoom waiting room with Bob Saget. Oh.

It was like really, really, really uncomfortable. That was his last. I was in like my parents' basement. I think his last piece of media was with us. Wow. Was that the year that- He was on twice, he was on twice. Yeah, the second time was when we had Wallo and Gilly

and Smitty, we had everybody, we had six guys, and Gilly was when we had wallow and gilly and and smitty we had everybody we have six guys and and Gilly was just doing a thing Bob second was trying to get a word in edgewise and gilly just told him shut the fuck up Bob Yeah Kate interviewed his house. Oh, yeah, she did Full circle moment everywhere you look who do you want to steal her steak? She door should us see Yeah, yeah, why not? I was on Pittsburgh radio this morning, and they do not watch door Steelers football hasn't been fun in so long. I just want fun. I don't know that would be fun I do something to it some hope its hope

You'll feel something right sure one way or another you'll feel yeah, I also had a moment this morning. That was very embarrassing So I do this Pittsburgh radio hit every two weeks and I took it from my car and When the radio you know how they come back from break and they will play maybe something like sound from like a press conference Or something they played sound from two weeks ago when I was on and I thought I was live and I started answering the question to no one and then I realized and then they're like and now we're welcoming on Big Cat and I was like so I was just talking to myself getting like the voicemail got it's been a tough tough little 12 hours for me. Yeah it was a big oof. I'll recap you know it's draft day. It's fun

I saw I saw Warren moon said that uh Kim Ward could wear number one for the Titans And I had two because Warren moons jerseys retired with the Titans, and I had two thoughts that one Why I guess he didn't make the decision retires Jersey, but unretired the Jersey like what goes into that right and then to That feels weird, right? The Warren Moons, Jersey's retired. Is it a Titans Jersey that they have like showcase? Never played for- Well it's Oilers.

I know, I know how he got there, but like- They took their history, yeah. But that is weird. That's weird, right? That is weird. That's weird. I would agree. I would think that when you move cities,

you don't get to keep the retirement of those. So maybe that's why Warren Moons doesn't care, cause Warren Moons like, it's kind of dominant. It's not the same team. I don't care that my journey. That being said, even though you move cities, you don't want to erase everything Warren Moon did for their franchise.

Of course. Doesn't it seem kind of phony? Also, I feel like putting, yeah, like retiring his jersey for the Texans, even though it logically doesn't make sense, it would make more sense just looking when you're in Houston seeing Warren Moon. He's more valuable to the city than the Titans.

So the Houston as a city should retire his number. If you're Warren Moon, I don't know what the circumstances were, I don't know if he just volunteered this, but if you're a guy who has their jersey retired, you get asked, can you say no? Is it possible? Yes, it has happened recently.

But like, I... Who? Let me rephrase that. I don't mean can you literally say no is it possible? Yes, it has happened recently, but like oh, I Who let me rephrase that okay? I don't mean can you literally say no of course you can literally say no I mean for PR purposes is there a world where a story could get out where Warren Moon says no absolutely not right? I can't wear my jersey and people take his side take his side. Yeah, they're like oh Respect don't you feel like there's like an implicit pressure that you have to have it retired Yeah, this is our number one guy number one pick. Yeah, we're one you oh respect. Don't you feel like there's like an implicit pressure that you have to have it retired? Yeah, this is our number one guy number one pick. Yeah, we're one you got to let him wear it So che who's the Bucks player that's your example? It's Devin White. He dressed to wear number 40 He wore number 40 in college and that was my call stuff summer, which was retired and also said no, no, that's not

It's not even that's not even close to what Titus was just talking about Not even close. Devin white wanted to wear that number Asked not even and that is a person not even not even close even really okay same Player that they asked the to retire the players number and the player said no is that what you guys are asking? Yes, that's exactly what tight it tight is asked So if Mike all-star was getting his jersey retired number retired by the Bucks and they're like hey We're ready to retire your number and Mike all-star says no, I don't want my number retired. Oh No, no, that's not what he's saying. Oh, this is the same

Same thing it's just like at a very very different Oh PR I was not his is not the number one pick in the draft that's going to change the course of this franchise forever I Need to take a lap Not his is not the number one pick in the draft that's going to change the course of this franchise forever. I Need to take a lap Now are there teams that are running out No, they're like that many are they are the Yankees might run a game Not out of full numbers, but they got like 20. They gotta go emojis That was you gotta switch to a mocha took a lap of the TV quick's a quick lap, but I just need a little quick time. All right. I think that's fair. Just need a refresh fast

She's making too many mistakes. What team has the most retired numbers? I think it's gotta be the Yankees the Celtics, right? I feel like the Celtics have a shitload of retired numbers. Yeah The Yankees though. I think the Yankees are like actually getting into an issue where they're gonna have They're running out of numbers 21 numbers 21 number putting emojis on Jersey's training is weird. They got a lot of guys in like the 80s and 90s now got it They just go to triple digits. That'd be cool If yeah, but if you're if you play in the 20s, do you really need your jersey still retired in like? 2030

Mmm, you want us to forget history? unretire Joe DiMaggio don't you think that's a bit dangerous? I think it would be cool kinda like how they do like if there's a Yankee prospect or Yankee guy who's like really fucking good if he's like yeah we should let him wear that number. Like he's a Babe Ruth yeah right they can become public, like Winnie the Pooh. Right.

And everybody's just wearing 23. It's like how the best soccer player wears 10. Like, the Cowboys do it with the receiver. Yeah, 88. Like, if you're good enough, you earn those numbers. That would be cool. Yeah. I think Syracuse football does it with 44.

Do they? I think they have one to 40? Jim Brown's numbers might be that I don't know also could be wrong could not be that yeah So wait, so what were you saying now that I'm back from my lap you? She stuck on that lap. You just could hear walked and touched the mic and came right back. I did a lap I did a whole circle. Oh, oh It's just why he's just waffling up boys. He's waffling. He's rewaffling Hmm alright, so I'm back I

Was that she had the circumstances right? I just except for the the the level of which got him award to me got it Okay, so how necessary are they? I'm sorry We don't need them on jerseys Yeah, we kind of need numbers. Why I don't know I just thought I think it's just because they look awkward without them. Yeah. What's the best jersey number in each sport? Come on. Well, obviously, 23 and 23 and basketball. Oh, 33 is a damn good basketball number two. Um, football for QB 16. I like. Oh, I think that's too clunky. I like 771217. I just see Joe Montana. 16 seems about right.

77 is pretty good. Sevens good across the board. Yeah, baseball is sevens good. Yeah, sevens best number seven might be the best number one's pretty god damn good number one. It's cocky. Yeah, I know one's not good in hockey though. Maybe not across the board, but one in basketball, baseball,

football, one's great. Too many one quarterbacks now. Yeah, you should have to be the number one pick to wear one. I agree. Okay. Okay. I think that's the only way you should wear one. You could only get one as the quarterback if you were the number one pick. It would be cool if they did like uh, the, the like someone did a QB rankings before, you know, like how they always do in July when we run out of things to talk about Yeah, and that was your number

Like DAC would be 17. Oh, yeah, 17. Oh he goes into that year 17. Oh, that's pretty good I do actually imagine being the 17th quarterback. That's really fuck It would just suck so bad to be like alright another season to Sean Watson coming out in number 31. Yeah, yeah You got a starter wearing like 46 How'd we get here that would be fun if we publicly shamed Not that chase chase always on a hot streak, but did you guys see that he's extra hot streak no What do you don't texted this person I told him you're ruining my life by doing this See did you have the clip? Oh

Yeah, I saw this sucks yeah, I Don't know you'll see the movie does Michael B. Jordan fucking rules He rules in it he fucking rules and he plays a twin brother as he plays himself twice. Well, I fucking hate yeah He did a great job. You know, they professor you know, they professor That's Chase arch nemesis That's Chase arch nemesis That's the best most famous comedian going right now and he agrees with che God fucking damn it.

It's a good comparison for what the surface level thing is. God. Credit to them. It's brutal. Credit to them. He just keeps catching dubs. I hate the word credit to them in that scenario. He's giving credit to himself. Yeah he is. He's 100% giving credit to himself. I've actually never had more unsolicited DMs about the, in real time, about the truck weight the truck weight you guys Okay, oh, I wasn't when there was a truck that spilled 77,000 pounds of ice cream and

Che was like that's there's no way or 77,000 pounds of ice cream We're like you're an idiot Che and then we looked it up and that's including truck weight thousand pounds of ice cream. We're like, you're an idiot, Che, and then we looked it up and that's including truck weight. And he was like almost dead on. It was such a quintessential Che moment because it doesn't, because he's right. Right. He was right. It doesn't change the story. No, no. There's not a win to be had there, but somehow it's still got to win.

The story is that there's a fuck ton of ice cream and yet somehow he got the win out of that You know what I mean? Do we even update on the ice cream is it all? Still there actually perfectly good actually you know what TJ get us an update we need the update on the right there does have to Be a picture. Yeah, or maybe there's not I don't know there's no still no picture no injuries report That one screenshot is the It's the only where's the where is the traffic camera died or something, but this call that's In this yeah, I explained. This is the only traffic image this reeks of heist. Oh my god Yeah, I smell a heist Is out there somewhere?

No picture, and I'm Wild West unless somebody got a picture. I don't know send me it Wow big cat Didn't you just get a ton of ice cream? Did you just chase down a truck on a horseback? I don't know what you're talking about Or I just show up tomorrow with just like handing out pints being like here Fell off the back of a truck. Yeah, literally wake tire marks on him my Lufthansa Heist is just an ice cream truck you walk in with a gigantic cone Got it made man

well Can we talk about Kyle in Hawaii yes? Gladly, but yeah I think it's the only reason he goes on vacations I think he had the idea and then decided to go to Hawaii He's so good at this and I'm very happy that because I like I said yesterday I was like worried that we hadn't gotten any updates Steven Singer do you call your mom every day or just on special occasions or once in a blue moon?

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Yeah. May I ask a quick question before we do Kyle? I've only gone two days. When did Stephen get a globe? Earth Day. Alright, fair enough. Back to Kyle. There we go.

Disrupted the fucking flow. Well that was a very quick question I thought. I can't get back on track all right chicago illinois tamaui hawaii and that's 10 hours in the air so you know i had to polish off some miscellaneous nuts and then bust out the sketchbook to rank the top 100 cities in new platzen by population the flight attendant looked at me like i had a box cutter when she saw how much South St. Peter grew since the last census. I get it. All right, stop worrying. We made it safe and sound.

And let's check out the Maui Airport bathroom and give it a quick review thanks to the graphic that Nick made me circa 2018. First thing I ever made him. Hopped on the balcony and the way I was immediately greeted by all those palms and all that blue, you could say I was dapping up crips. Wardrobe reveal and so listen, this was kind of a disaster. I went way too heavy on the Italian cream. I brought that bodily discharge color palette.

I don't know what happened. I accidentally packed for the New Jersey license plate convention. Shorts didn't help the case. And now I'm about to pull up to the luau looking like eggs Benedict. Oh, umo umo nuku nuku apuaha was the first stop. And I probably butchered that name,

but it's like 20 some letters. Who do they think they are? The alphabet, sun's out, Jeep rental, girlfriend driving, top up. It doesn't get much better than this. And guess what? It's not even day two and the time blew. All right, no more funny business because I learned day one that the pool chair situation here is the wildest

of West's. You got to stake your claim early and aggressively and I had a bag of tricks. I was laying down minority diapers used pediatric medicine a band-aid, because people will jack your seat, but not if they think a sick wounded baby was posted. I swear y'all playing checkers while I'm playing big checkers. Eyes on the lips of a priest. I said easy move.

All right I'm fucked I'll be honest I'm catawampus off the Polynesian sauce right now trying to edit this video don't know what I'm doing where I'm going with it. All right so the drinks were hitting like Randy Johnson, so I tried to cork the bats a little bit and sip them in the hot tub. Mistake! He's so drunk editing. That might have to be his full time job. Yeah, he's the best oh

My God drinks it like Randy Johnson. Oh Man, yeah, they're just a goat shitting He's the fucking best I mean that we have confirmed. That's diaper bag now right? I mean that we have confirmed that's diaper bag now, right? All that stuff fit perfect it looks natural coming out it really did it slid right right out Fuck I miss that guy Miss the shit out of them. I did too man Man looks like he's having a good time looks like you have a great time

Brandon would you let your wife drive in Hawaii? No. Absolutely not. Or anywhere else. What she wanted to. Absolutely not. I haven't driven in a car. I haven't ridden in a car driven by my wife since 2007. He did get the Jeep, which is awesome. Awesome move.

I told him that. It was like the one thing you got to do in Hawaii is get a Jeep where you can take the top down. He didn't take the top down. He did not take the top down. But I think he will. Maybe. Maybe.

Hopefully. I don't know. It's Thursday. If he hasn't but I think he will. Maybe. Maybe. Hopefully. I don't know. It's Thursday. If he hasn't taken it off by now. Yeah. Maybe he's working up the nerve. It's a Friday thing. No, I think it's a soon as you get there thing.

Yeah. Yeah, you got to have the time. Maybe do it in the real car park. If you took your wife to Hawaii, you would know. Yeah. She's been begging. I know that she's been begging, Nick. I know that she's been begging.

All right. She's been begging to go to Hawaii? Yes been begging Nick. I know that she's been back. All right She's been begging to go to Hawaii. Yes. Yeah, well the whole the whole family has We did this last year y'all tried to send me to Idaho One of God about that one of your unnamed unnamed sons is here. Yeah He went up to maresh and said he looked like Kai Sanat That's great I witnessed this He said you look like Kai Sanat and he said everyone's like why he's like well, he's tall and I was like oh, yeah He has dark hair and your sons like yeah and his skin

He's not wrong Danny you feel awkward in that seat. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, when you're talking I look over Connor. No. I like it I like it here, too. I like it. This is a full TV It's just much mustache and I yeah, there's a lot of mustache And if Kyle's sitting there, that's gonna look like a Pokemon at the left. Yeah, plus when comes back so much mustache even more Yeah, oh, yeah, you're right. All right. I'll shave so you go down Brandon house house life without work Any work whatsoever.

My wife does so much. How's parenting going? My house is so nasty. We gotta clean it tomorrow, but I don't know. Just a lot going on. Have you learned anything about your children? No. What are they into?

Tommy tried, Tommy, what did he, he had me quitting Barstool yesterday and doing something else. Tommy walked into the anus studio. What are they into? Tommy tried... Tommy... What did he... He had me quitting Barstool yesterday and doing something else. Tommy walked into the Anus studio and went up to MOOC. These guys look awesome. They do look sweet. It looks like... Is this a mirror yak?

Oh yeah, that might be us. That's us? That's a Bizarro yak. Upside down world? They either hunt or... Why are they walking so slow? What's that one guy's mustache? Are they in a formation? We should get that mustache on the show are they in a formation a mustache no no

yes that's what we're waiting right to the other one a mustache hold on another mustache coming oh that's not a mustache compared to that that's a mullet that's mullet right there hold Hold on, do we know, are we supposed to know these guys? Oh, I don't know. Are we supposed to know these guys are here? They're outdoors. Oh, okay, alright. Yeah, we just like your mustache. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah, boys. Hell yeah. Wait, the only one without the mustache turned when we said mustache. Oh, they must be talking about me. Maybe it's GZ Top's situation. That's his name. Yeah beard Oh that must be me John mustache. They're yelling for Their outdoors guys those gentlemen want me the kid in the white shirt is outdoors producer And but are we supposed to know who these guys are they're that Montana knife company? Oh?

Careful what you say yeah, I'll whip every ass over there now What sweet what a move say oh Tommy Walker what? Walked into the anus studio. Just looked right at mook. He was like yeah comments want you to kill yourself Walked out and then moC looked at me like, what the fuck? Oh no. Oh. Yeah.

I love having the boys around. It's fun. The best Tommy day was when he like logged into Brandon's YouTube account. Oh yeah. While he was doing mostly sports and just started talking to people in the chat and they started asking him political questions and he had answers and opinions. Yeah.

I had to ban him real quick. Yeah, he's got thoughts. He's opinionated, man. He's got thoughts. There's nothing wrong with that. He's got a lot of thoughts. Have you been ordering delivery every night or you cooking up hamburger helpers? Oh, delivery, yeah.

See, I'd look at Danny again. I'm Danny Because I actually weirdly like my wife threw this out to me last night She's like if I died, what would you do? I was like, I fucking no idea Yeah, it's a lot of a lot of takeout a lot of a lot of activities though. I think we're gonna go bowling. Okay yeah, we're gonna go bowling a lot of lot of a lot of little activities that we do and stuff like that just to stay busy until the night comes crashing down. We have to go to bed.

Is bedtime extended? There is no bedtime. Whatever, whenever you fall. I think I fell asleep before any of the other three last night. Did they tuck you in? They put me to bed, yeah. Is it a couch kind of situation?

Everybody on the couch falling asleep? Watching Jurassic Park 2? No, no, no, no, no, no. I actually got to sleep in my wife's bed for once, which was nice. Oh, that is nice. What was that like? Oh my God, heaven.

Heaven, she's got a really good setup up there. She does. Yeah. And so. Oh. A screen, yeah, she does. So. So. So. So. A screen, yeah, she does. Beautiful. Hmm?

Yeah, we're having a good time. Of course, the draft show tonight, so we'll have to make other plans, but then tomorrow. Brendan, you fall asleep with your hand in your pants. You seem like a guy that does. I'm a hand in my pants, like, for you. Yeah, no, that's that. Little Al Bundy.

Have your boys picked that up yet? I assume so, we haven't talked about it. Okay. I think that's have your boys pick that up yet. I assume so we haven't talked about it. Okay. I think that's just a natural trait that comes out over time. Right. Just find it. I'm during TV but you don't think that's something you got to teach your boys. I know. I taught me. Okay. Yeah. It's just a natural thing. It's something I picked up. It's just nature. Yeah. Is that instinctual? What is that? It's kind of being stink. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I just feel so much better. Yeah, see weird if girls did it Yeah, their hands would reek fingering themselves the whole all day watching the game watching the big game

blasting Yeah, yeah, you'd be screwed if your wife just was gone. Yeah, I'll be screwed. Yeah, I told I told my wife I was like I probably would just retire move to like a remote location and like just throw myself into being a dad and I wouldn't be able to do this. Yeah, I Just I just have to be about them for the rest of yeah, right And then like and then like my son my oldest would like get to like 12 and he would like leave like a microphone Out for me in the kitchen like who put this this here I told you I got rid of this life trying to get me back to get you gone yeah

like I don't I just disappear from the internet and then they're old enough to have phones and I like go viral like in the back of one of their videos is that who I think it is oh my god wait for 19 seconds in you'll never guess who passes by. Dad, you gotta get back on the mic. You were late, dad. I gave this up for you. And then we started a father son podcast and it's a hit. You thought this out? Yeah.

It's a movie in my head now. It's a pretty good movie, right? I thought I could do so much better things content wise. If I just had a producer that like was at my house with me and I'm just like, okay, well I got a kid that's just going to do that in a couple of years. Yeah. He's just going to turn into my producer. Yeah. He's gonna, he's not going to get paid for it. And he's just going to film everything. No child labor. There's no child labor laws for your, for your own kin. No. Yeah. You can do whatever you want to them. Right. Just

put it on like his chores checklist. Yeah. He'll never know. No. You can do whatever you want to them. Right. Just put it on his chores checklist. Yeah. He'll never know. Yeah, update Dad's TikTok. Yeah. Take out the trash. Don't look at the DMs. How close was the TJ moving in with Brandon

in Mississippi or wherever? Pretty close. He asked me and I said yes. So, I don't think he was ever actually going to move. Well, the thing that saved that was the Chicago thing. And the act. Being a rumor, so. Oh, pretty close. I don't think he was ever actually going to move, but. Well the thing that saved that was the Chicago thing. And the Yak thing. Being a rumor, yeah. This was pre-Yak.

For you. For me, yes. It was coming off of, it was coming off Omaha, which is 21. I signed my new deal in early 22, and between June 21 and me signing the contract, I was thinking about going back to Mississippi. I didn't know any of this Yeah, reload And they were gonna give me TJ and TJ was gonna move to Starkville with me and Then you would have been so far. He got he got as the yak and things started rolling

I started getting a little thing here and it just you know ended up pretty established in 22 Um, not nearly I mean, I think I'm... He was B-Dub. He wasn't BF-Dub. I wasn't BF-Dub yet. I've come a long way. You were still B-Walker, SEC. That's right. Definitely was.

But, yeah, it was that trip to Omaha that made me want to go back to Star. You guys just fell in love with each other. We did. We did. It was a two-week romance. And TJ, did you think about it or you were just like, yeah, I'll move to Mississippi? I didn't think my standing in the company was that healthy at the time,

and that seemed like a bump up from what I was doing. So why was your standing not healthy because you stabbed Dave in the back? I just felt like it was, no, yeah, okay. It was like... You made the wrong move. Yeah, pick central and game time was the daily schedule, and that didn't seem like it had a

Huge ladder that I that could I could I could climb up what a crazy alternate universe. I would have sucked That's a crazy what if Brandon always stands by and says I would have loved Starkville There's a college town you're working a bar stool you've been you've done fine. It would have been tough to lose weight there alone Yeah, you wouldn't lost any weight, but Your life overall be much worse, but it would have been tough to lose weight there. Alone? Yeah, you wouldn't have lost any weight. But your life overall would be much worse. But it would have been so good. Brandon's life would have been awesome. Every year I have to fight the urge of moving home. But it's gotten easier recently.

Oh, that's good. Yeah. Well, I mean, living in New Jersey and New York was... Every year I wanted to go home here. It's it I don't mean to this but where I live it's a lot closer to how I grew up, right? So it's not really that big of a change your specific date that you could pinpoint recently that um came a little easier for you Yeah, it was like We acted like it was in March, but it was really like in December. Yeah. Yeah what uh you had a two-hour commute today

I were in 55 minutes. Oh my god because you had a two-hour commute today hour and 55 minutes Oh my god, because you didn't come in early because I didn't come in early I had to get the boys to school it kind of though that's got to feel good a little bit that it vindicates it Yeah, no when people say why don't you wake up? So are like I looked at one point and I had I had seven miles to go and it said 56 minutes Oh, and when I when I get in my when I get in my car at 5 a.m., it always says 55 miles, 56 minutes. Right.

So if I do it at 5 a.m., I come right here. If I do it at 8 a.m., I'm in an hour and 15 minutes of traffic. Yeah. And what sucks is, coming from where I come from, I can do the first 40 miles in the same amount of time every single day.

It's what happens that last 10 miles, the last 15 miles. You have to be pissed that the company placed you that far away. I like being that far away. We had to have someone defend the North border. I like waking up at 5 a.m. I like getting here. I love my commute when I do it right. It's just when I have to take the boys to school and then drive from there then it's

Brandon is just Paul Revere for in case we ever get invaded by Wisconsin. Yeah, what's constantly coming on my watch down? Yeah squeaking your ducks To squeaks not on my watch buddy. And by the way, if any of you ever want spotted cow, I'm your guy Yeah, that's true ever want any Wisconsin drinks. I'm your guy. Yeah, that's true. If you ever want any Wisconsin drinks, I'm your guy. And nobody ever takes advantage of it. That's illegally transporting though over state porters. Yeah. I don't think it is.

I'm not selling it. Oh yeah, it is. You would make us buy it. I can't go to the convenience store a mile and a half from my house and then take the beer home? Well, if you give it to us, you're distributing. It's like a drug dealer. And you just admit it to that on air

Sorry spotted cow no say sorry FBI. Sorry FBI. Yeah, they'll take that well and Lake County police They have Kenosha County police when's mama moving? June 4th is closing whoa holy fuck yeah That's coming up. She's not gonna get cold feet is she if she does she She's asked out cuz fuck that so will you drive past her house on the way into work um What if you see a different car there every morning a different motor said different motorcycle? Why is that where your brain goes? There's gonna be fresh meat here. It just becomes a motorcycle hangout. Yeah

Just every yeah, she doesn't even like motorcycles. I don't know why she said that joke It was a good joke, but she doesn't look she doesn't like motorcycles Not that you know of I wouldn't want to tell my son what I mean. I know my mother I know what she's cool if your mom got a boyfriend. I Would encourage it really? Yeah, What if he was like 28? That's weird. How old are you Danny? Old enough.

Connor, you're not eating waffles. What happened? Oh no. Hit a wall? No, I'm just taking it. I have to go get some more from the freezer, but I was trying to find a good... So people are just watching you sit? Yeah, there's 293 people watching sit right now You know I was just taking a moment, and I was gonna wait for like an ad break or something to go get some waffles So we'll get you some waffles. All right. Yeah, I'll go get some waffles. I'm at 21. We'll do an ad break Yeah, but the the spirit has left his eyes NHL playoffs are here the only place to buy hard to get playoff tickets is game time the official ticketing partner barstool sports with killer

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Zah Go ahead tell us We lost Zah had his bocce playoffs last night. Oh boy, we lost but I played I played I Wouldn't say I'm proud of how I played I could have done better to lift the team up But I did not play bad. I played I played decent sounds like you want to blame someone No, we don't do that if you don't if your bocce game was Equal to like an NBA playoff game. Okay, would Twitter be killing you?

For you nah nah nah nah the streets the streets will be jumping up and down for for one or two of the one or two Okay, what if you if we took your game, and we clone Zah last night do you win? Mmm. Oh, that's a good question. That's a good question. That's it's Fuck god damn it. They're watching. I think we'll be closer would be closer Closer to the dog. We played a really good team so yeah, you threw your teammates under the bus Full of sauce would have won that easy yeah easy you build the whole plane out of saw and never gonna crash No, it was tough died a tough day for the boys and the other team was just they were they were nails They we played them before and I think we I think we lost to one yesterday was bad

We lost like both games 11 to was crazy. Damn was it Eddie's ah if we were to clone Eddie and replace Yeah, would you have done a lot worse as a team? Eddie Eddie Eddie was Eddie was hot and cold Yeah, Eddie was hot and cold. I just told us that if he had if you could clone him last night and play all Zahs they would have won their game really I didn't say that I didn't say that yeah I say would have been closer would have been close how much closer? Pretty good not not 11 1 not 11 to wait. Oh you lost a pretty good not not 11 1 not 11 to wait oh you lost it was a mess for some reason what were the two game scores 11 1 11 2 I believe so and how many points did you score I so I think our side

scored no one of the how many oh you're so yeah that's the thing is cuz we it's it's you throw four balls to each one of the ones I put in was like right there, and they they knocked it out So I prevented I prevented a good certain friends. I prevented a lot of it could have been it could have been over quicker How'd Ed do? He was alright. That was up and down. He was not as usual in Zater's Eddie fucking blew it He was he was not as usual Do you think he was looking forward just like to the travel tomorrow And he didn't care about this game at some some people are saying she's thinking about thinking about the the Marty Mishwin Already had vacation lined up for the playoffs

Someone will be back not used to extremely rattled by having kids It's he's parenting for the first time I think He's oh, it's he's parenting for the first time I think It took almost 16 years, but he finally he yes, I think it was yes It was yesterday the the Tommy popsicle TJ Yeah, yeah where he texted me that he thought he might be able to come in and he wasn't sure and then he texted me In the morning. He's like is it okay if if I don't come in I said sure and then he's like this is he just said This is really hard and then ten minutes later. There's a picture of Tommy eating a popsicle at like 8 a.m. Yeah and Brandon is good at that he likes he likes to hold on hope that he's gonna do something until the very last moment even though

We knew he wasn't gonna. He wasn't gonna come I never I never thought he was coming in Yeah, he promised to do anus this week, and I just booked Donnie Yeah, I'm smart. Yeah, he's definitely off a little bit, but he had he had to come today because he's got a show to do tonight Yeah, yeah, you didn't have any other shows. I don't have any other shows otherwise, but no oblos But tonight he had to be here Got impressed Gruden as I did get I have found I told you but I told I think I told all of you We have a bocce Court on its way. You said in 40 40 feet you say it's like 30 feet 30

It's like PVC pipe so you can like oh roll it out and then take it away. That's fantastic We gotta start playing bocce. We could run like a sanctioned tournament. Yeah Barstool classic of party. Oh my god move around the country. Are you ready like president of that? That's a bro. Oh, I'm ready Dictators, I know how fast would you do? I don't fuck around. I give me a little power, bro I even drunk with it. I love that for you saw now. I need it Yeah tossing people tossing old Italian men from the tournament. Yeah Yeah, I'm excited to play some Bce get a league. It's fun. Yeah

Low-impact sport that's what that's a low-impact sport. Yeah Summertime come out come out to the neighbors. I will it's fun Up in the burbs those waffles smells so good so good Pugs got back after last night. Yeah, we we we won by forfeit which so so we showed up in the other team Just wasn't there really yeah sucked. Oh, he's not he where's Brandon? I don't know you bad wait probably up. He misses out probably mostly sports to do it on. I just wait Just wait till he comes back Wow, so it wasn't rained out, huh?

No, it wasn't but it was very very muddy. So we scrimmaged the team that had just played. So we got to still play. So still undefeated, still undefeated, but there's just no worse feeling than like I, I rushed out of my house, showed up, no team to play. Yeah. Not one representative. Did they think it was canceled? Why didn't they show up? I don't know. It's maybe scared of us. Yeah, Donnie Donnie had some extra food No, no, no, but bring it in here We had PFTs on Kadex team now. No way. Yeah, yeah, you betrayed him. You had him in the back You're 100% did not betray him. Did he know about the team? Yes

Hmm. I can say it a million times. Hold on. What do you have? Fried chicken. Yes. Nope, I do. Yes. Oh my god.

This looks incredible. Oh, this is for everybody. No, I can't do it. Donnie, thank you. Who'd you cook it with? Big Cat and I did a once for lunch. How'd it come out? Really good.

I love it. We have it already cut up. Donnie, are we still doing our thing today? Yeah, right after. Love it. We have it already cut up. Donnie, are we still doing our thing today? Yeah, right after. All right. The rest, I know you left it here.

Yeah, I'll just keep it. Interesting. Will you send the cut up to TJ? Yeah. TJ, you have the cut up? I'll send it over. Brandon, are you flustered? Me?

No. With the children? Just checking on them. That looks. There's a. So all right. So the. The. Sauce is good. I just checking on them that looks there's so alright, so the the sauce is good the the

issue with the softball team Real quick. This is very boring. They played an entire season last year They talked about it non-stop on our show all the guys were playing on a team They invited PFT to play on a game last year, and he said no. And then I just invited myself on the team, and then PFT was like, why didn't I get invited? But everyone knew about the team.

I don't know, man. The Pubs. Yes, you knew about the team. I knew about the team. Right, they talked about it nonstop. Ibo's on the team, I think. Yeah, the whole office has been talking about it. TJ's on the team.

So PFT didn't, he either didn't listen or didn't remember, even though we talked about it on the show multiple times. And then he was mad TJ's on the team. So PFT didn't, he either didn't listen or didn't remember even though we talked about it on the show multiple times. And then he was mad that I joined the team. So he's on Kadek's team now? Yeah. Is PFT good? I have no idea. Haven't played yet? No, we haven't played them. TJ, did you have that cut up? Uh, yeah. Is Kadek good? Uh, I don't know. Probably. Yummy, Zach. Yo, Bristani. All right.

I'm thinking we do something that's never been done before. How about we eat this Michael Jordan 1986 Fleer rookie card, PSA graded 8. Oh, boy. Can we do it? Yeah, I mean, we can do it. Let's eat it. I don't know about this it. Let's eat it. Oh my God. Brandon, you just ate a 1986 Michael Jordan Fleur. Your grail, man. You finally got your grail.

How was it? Was it delicious? I thought it was delicious. Say thank you to Big Cat. Come on, dude. How was it? Was it delicious? I thought it was delicious say thank you to big cat. Come on, dude. Say thank you This shit is good Oh man, that's. You finally got your I ate one how was he it was so good. That's that's like probably the most expensive meal you've ever had yeah PSA graded eight Jordan Hawkins last week. Yeah, you've really oh, this is the full one. What's for lunch? Big cat. I mean what are we doing here? We're gonna eat this card. The card community is up my ass. It's fake. It's this. It's that. Brandon obviously you know got me

into this jam. Let's eat this card. Let's prove to the card community that we can eat a card. The cards are actually not meant for collecting, they're meant for eating. How much is this worth? I don't know. It's PSA graded eight, so it's probably like $10,000. $10,000? Yeah. All right. I mean, look, we can do it. I just want no responsibility for this. No, no, no. This is my, listen, I, Big Cat. You did this after you asked me what my number one thing I wanted was. It's so delicious.

Did you eat the, you ate the chicken. Brandon, you have, was it good? It was delicious. Yes, thank you, Big Cat. So fricking good. Fried chicken. Yeah, I'm gonna- There's a stock card, you didn't-

No, that's the real card. You didn't do it. I don't want this card. You didn't do it. I never wanted this card. It's only brought him pain and misery. Even today, Brandon, even today, I showed that I got a PSA graded card back, and all the people were replying,

Oh, it must be nice to get the card back so fast. Oh, it's bullshit that they did this for you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Absolutely is I I had a little trouble with the knife as you can see Kind of I had to crack it You didn't do this yeah, it was delicious Yeah, I think that's the best way to enjoy a card I I thought that was an incredible piece of chicken that I just say blended in the batter of fried chicken Here we go. I I kind of fucked this up Classic yeah, and you're putting your finger. Yeah, don't put your finger in there We had to sweep it up Art Brandon have another bite of the chicken

Oh Brandon have another bite of the chicken You're gonna say no to free food come on, dude first have some more of the chicken Cards might be come wait if he got the Michael Jordan. He wasn't gonna eat it. Yeah, what was That's my fault, that's my fault I made a mess of the card that was my fault Donnie we get Donnie in here instead yeah, yes, oh Man, that's incredible. I made a mess of the card, but look

Brandon you should at least see how we put it in the seasoning You can fast-forward you can see where we put it Max do you want any of the MJ rookie card? It's delicious. It's very good. It's so good. Oh Okay, yeah, Max had the neuro virus who's oh Puking this morning. I thought MJ had probably has a good bit of fiber, dude it Did you ever bite Titus? No, I'd like to have some MJ You can actually see a little can you see flakes of cars? He tastes better than I remember I need Roval to see this yeah, cuz you you've eaten a card before yeah

Give Danny a piece. I'll take another mmm. You want you want a piece chicken and waffles Connor I can't do it. Okay. Can't do it. I'm waffles going to go. Yeah chicken and waffles Connor okay can't do it arts and waffles going go yeah chicken and waffles I got 22 brain is just shooting hoops over there he's pretty mad no no that's Brandon normal I seasoned it. Brandon did he just quit? Come here. Look, see, we just put the seasoning on it. We put all the seasoning on it. Delicious. And I'll tell you what, if that was a PSA graded six, don't think it would taste as good. It would probably be pretty bad, but imagine a 10 big cat. Yeah, oh, a 10 would have been incredible. That's actually my new goal to let you know and eat a 10. What would you eat a 10 on I? Don't know what we put at least have another bite of the chicken. I gotta be open to trying new foods Brandon here Brandon are you mad I?

Just think it was stupid look why would you do that? So good. Why the fuck would you do that? You can do whatever you want with your card. My card. Well, you didn't like to remind that's a beautiful card would have existed if you hadn't said, Hey, Brandon, what do you want? And then you did it just to fuck with me. You ruined the pie. All right. All right. Look under your seat. Come on. I had right, all right look under your seat Come on I had to get you look under your seat No, he's getting me now. No, I'm not. There's a card under your seat right now to fork and knife There's a card under your seat right now. I wasn't actually gonna fucking do that. Come on Brandon There's the card tell everyone what it is

There there is a card it's Charles Barkley, which is oh fuck You blended the wrong God damn it. Hey, that's PSA graded five. That's a good car. That's average Damn it. Hey, that's PSA graded five. That's a good car. That's average Really good card right there. Yeah, that's my gift to you. Thank you. I know to like it It's yours buddy, don't tell me I didn't ever do anything for you Yeah, I have some of the chicken. It's so fucking good. Come on. It's good Brandon. I Hate it. It was you should eat. It's have another bite. I mean I just have another bite We just what's done is done you might if you're still hungry should we make some ground chuck? Oh

Some Chuck burgers see some ground Chuck beef Barclay Yeah, if Jordan Hawkins was a filet Michael Jordan was wagyu Do you taste do you taste Mike? He's all up in that shit right Don't know how to cook Hmm oh yeah, oh no oh no oh I think I got a piece too. Yeah a little tough to chew. Mmm. Yeah

That was probably just a little bit of Mike oh ma'am Incredible brand. I think you have an assist on your cheek You napkin? You're covered in stat. Be honest, not as bad as you thought, right? So there went ten minutes of the yak, ten thousand dollars, worth it. 100% worth it. Absolutely worth it, that was that was a great pop What card should I eat next that's the thing what's the hunt something else eat food my Akeem came back at nine That probably tastes good. What would he be good on? That actually is how I should review all these cards like PSA grades them. Yeah, and I grade him by you do

The twist at the end yeah, they think you're gonna give it a final score you just take a bite out of it yeah, I Think I'm addicted to eating cards. I'm not gonna lie But you are going to be so mad at you yeah dreams at least they already were mad Oh a dream shake, but at least you're doing something with it, you know? Right. That's the important thing. They already were mad at me. What, are they going to get more mad at me?

Well, yes, actually. That's actually exactly how it works. They're going to get more mad at me. They can't knock until they've tried it, though. Yeah. They need to try it. Crack open yours. Just one bite.

Put it back in. You should do one bite review. You very expensive are you not helping all the other collectors because now there are fewer MJ's out backs so you're actually doing them a favor you just made their MJ's more value significant yeah fact yeah man Donnie so he is so talented don't use my line. He's so talented. I use my line bread if you got a 1986 Michael Jordan Fleer Card, would you eat it or what would you what would you pair it with? I would display it You would have not I would probably display it Starving in Africa Brandon, but Brandon that's a flex, but there's no bigger flex than eating it

Not eating it is a flex. I guess. Those are strength. Shows restraint. Those shows, everybody wants to eat a card. You're gonna pass it every day licking your lips. Yeah, now you got a taste for it. Are you on eBay right now trying to get one of your own?

Don't worry about what I'm doing on eBay right now. Or Uber Eats. Or in the middle of a show. I'm looking up much this collection is from uber eats. I'm looking at what the Charles Barkley PSA 5 is worth. What are we looking at? 350. Okay awesome. He's giving you a dust air big cut. I just thought you should know. Well, we could. I don't know what makes that a five, though. Maybe the centering? It's probably the centering. Or the taste. Oh.

That was the most, OK, well, I was off. Oh, 100. That was just the suggested price. So about $100. I'll give you 50 right now. No, you won't. I'm not taking it. What was your card video last night?

I saw it and didn't go back and watch it. Did you eat it? No, I didn't eat any of that stuff. No, I've just been reviewing some of the stuff in my collection. Can I see it? No. Alright quick collection update. I'm going to grab a stack of cards, just talk about them. So first up, let's start with some Pokemon. Yeah, you guys won't, yeah, it's for the nerds Lara Croft's chest and and 64 Cool poor Egon. She had a set of really cool poor Egon's in my opinion. Let's go to you go Man eater bug man eater bug has killed blue eyes white dragon. It's killed dark magician man eater bug has killed Jenny from forest

They great VHS is that's incredible yeah man back to you yo this little series is truly bankrupting for those that don't know in the game if you get all the body parts of exodia in your hand you immediately win so I always felt bad for the people that lost to this imagine losing everything just because of a little head speaking of which Clinton, our president's amazing, beautiful and sexy wife. And let's get into football here. Oh, my God, they're stuck. Okay, here's Jerome Bettis, the back of Jerome Bettis, I guess. There's like residue from the sales tag on the front. So who who needs Somebody needs to get the fuck off the front of the bus here. We got shit How's it bankrupting you those are very expensive But if you eat them and it's right ain't me. That's you're right your grocery budget will go down significantly

Yeah, you're right. Wow. I'll stop buying groceries keep buying cards do yeah you're good to go everybody should just eat their collection are you gonna eat the last piece of chicken no why cuz I've already had a lot of chicken today what do you mean I've had a substantial amount of chicken already today substantial yeah I'm inating. Yeah, I've had a good deal of chicken. Why? It's Thursday. How many times have the kids have Chick-fil-A for dinner? Did you double up Chick-fil-A today? I did. Breakfast and lunch? Oh yeah.

Yeah. Well when I have the boys with me it's just so easy to order and they they like it. Is it harder than any other restaurant? This is why I did it in New York. This is why I do it here. I can press a button on my phone and in 15 minutes I'm holding a bag of Chick-fil-A. And other places are 35 or 40 minutes. Yeah, okay.

So, it's convenience, it's taste, it's all that. And my kids love it, so that's what we had. So I've had a good amount of chicken today. Probably have chicken for dinner as well. Can restaurants still be claiming, like Jimmy John's Freaky Fast, can they even claim that about their delivery service anymore since there's all these Uber Eats, Door Dash?

Well, they still have their own delivery service they can. Do they still have their own? The delivery drivers are like dead, like the guys used to drive in the branded cars. 30 minutes or less guys. I did that for two years. Delivered pizzas. Do you have any interesting run ins? Anybody just

take the pizza and slam the door? I never had that. I had a prostitute offered to me once. At least I think she was a prostitute. It was a naked woman. That answer the door? No, a man answered the door.

It had to be. He said, this is how I'm gonna pay you. And he opened the door and let me see the naked woman. And I was like. And did you accept that payment? And then he said, I'm just kidding with you, here's 20 bucks. But he did show me the naked woman.

Was she a? She was a naked woman in the Days Inn in West Point, Mississippi. That's prostitute. If that answers your question. Was she a good looking naked woman? She was a naked woman in the days in in West Point, Mississippi That's prostitute If that answers your question Was she a good looking naked woman? She was a naked woman in the days in in West Point, Mississippi in 1998 Ah

So I'm going to let you infer the qualities of her I'd look I'd look Yeah, yeah, I would, even knowing what we know now I would still look I think I'd do the peak between my fingers Oh and then I had an up to do an up to do an uppity white guy At the at the golf course and he's like this we ordered this 35 minutes ago Should I do you think I'm gonna pay you for this and I said I said man, it's New Year's Eve

Like we're really we're really busy and he's like well if you think I'm gonna pay for it You got another thing coming and I just took a slice of the real uppity guy of Mississippi was ordering delivery pizza on But but he wasn't gonna pay me and he was being addicted I just I just took the pizza and ate it in front of him and left and that felt good I was delivering I was delivering food once and a kid answered the door and A dog and a cat immediately ran out and he just looked at me he goes, do you want to get the dog or the cat? Oh. Neither was not an option.

Back in the day, now leaving the food on someone's porch is option number one. Yeah. Before, that was the last option. You couldn't even do that. Yeah, that'd be great. You had a knock, ring, bang on windows. I had my car battery dying.

Somebody's, uh. Oh. What do we have here hmm I got your gift Brandon wow is that your lunchbox someone some fan made this for us really fucking awesome what is that what could that be there a bomb in the case? Mm-hmm, huh, it's another Charles Barkley It's a briefcase Don't you grab one of those lock boxes out of there who picked the right ball Lot of pressure Brandon right box. Look at these mini boxes show them. Very cool. Really cool. Really cool. Zion cases. I might have to steal that big case. What's the magic word? He doesn't have the

key. Oh no. Is there a key TJ? Did you eat the key Brandon? It's a little Brandon the keys and the key was in the chicken Brandon. Hey me that it's a latch. It's unlocked It's not a button. It's a latch. Oh Okay, I was pressing the button it's just a latch you're pressing the key tell everyone what's in there It's the 1988 or 86 Fleer sticker. Wow Brandon. I thought that was a real Michael Jordan actually still exists. It does exist in your stomach. Yeah, that's the right box. There's nothing in it. Alright. Yeah. Gigs up. That's the one I

told you not to open Disappointed by Ton of money that's a rated 9 the way he set it up was obviously he was revealing the Michael Jordan card. Oh Shit when we hate how much money we spent on these fucking cards. Did you have three weeks ago? And now, oh, that's a great. Now you have two, you have two great cards. Okay. So it is a lot. Okay. All right. Oh, there it is. I had you though. Yeah, you had me Shout out Marash. She found an exact duplicate for $20. That's the one we Ground up and put in the chicken. All right. All right Okay, that would be crazy

Have to give it to me. No, no hold it. I'll hold it. I gotta be honest, but now I One thing you could do very cool right now Now that we did a test run on it. Oh Yeah, you handled it really well. So now we can do it. Yeah, I handled that well. Yes Oh, you know it better than I thought I'm tired. Oh, oh is that why you don't really have everything in me? Card that was fun eight fuck it was an eight PSA ranked it in eight

People are gonna be so mad at me online I think I'm just not gonna tell we'll just keep this as a secret between your jack listeners You're sure that's the real one. That's not that's not the fake one. I did have them Okay, so I did have a moment where we ground up the fake one, and I was like wait Where's the real one right now? And I was like holy fuck did I just do that and then I realized that I'd put it somewhere else So pretty cool Brandon that is cool. That is cool. What are you gonna do so? No? I think I'm gonna keep it I think I'm I think I might be retired from the card game. I think it's run its course

Can I post the joke one or no? Yeah, I'll post it all right. I'll send you I have it Kids are gonna be eating good tonight. Mm-hmm. Don't keep it in the light. Is that real? Yeah What are these? Oh, yeah, but but still don't keep it in the light Well not direct light and a grime and fade of it's a 40 year old piece of paper that can fade over time. But also it's already grated so it doesn't... Just direct light. Just don't...

So... I'm just saying don't punish it with direct light. That's all. So once you get the Holy Grail, you should just bury it. No, once you get a child, you have to take you have to nurture that child and take care of that child by ignoring it by in the dark and put it in the

dark and not letting you know, it's not a plant. All is restored. All is restored. Yeah, I was I knew it the whole time though. Yeah, you totally did. Yeah. The games are good. Yeah, it is. The Chuck came back a five. That sucks. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out why too. I don't know.

There's a bite out of it. By the way, we did actually eat a card. And it wasn't that bad. Yeah. Like, that part was real. There was definitely chunks of card. Yeah, yeah, there was card in the wheel. That part was 100% real. Do you think you of car. Yeah. Yeah, there was car in the wheel that part was a hundred percent real

Do you think you could? Is there an audience that would come and eat very expensive cards ground up on their food? I would you'd have to imagine yeah, yeah That would definitely yeah, they do they do like gold flakes over right? Yeah, that's that's kind of similar right? PSA could open up a restaurant based around this yeah Like that's that's kind of similar right PSA could open up a restaurant based around this Yeah, you choose your player and then you choose your grade and that depends on the price of the state They bring it out to the table like a bottle of wine. Yeah, the menu is like I hop with the pictures of the cards on the menu I'll take one of these. Oh We have fun, right? We have a good time. We have a really good time. He's inspecting. Yeah, what do you inspect?

I'm loving the card. I don't know. I'm just enjoying it. Yeah, it's fun Case is really nice to Take a those boxes take a picture of the QR code. Yeah, that's just that's sweet Zion cases sent them to us Thank you. Thank you errands This weekend a couple Yeah. I got some new pieces coming. Yeah, do you? Yeah. Connor. Connor's in hell. Connor's in hell. Connor's in hell. What are you? What are you at, Connor? I just I texted you a couple of

them. I'm at 23 in honor of Michael Jordan. Wow. There we go. So, this is 24. I'm eating right now. Is this in honor of Kobe Bryant? It could be. It also could be. How's your stomach? In honor of the king. stomach? It's not that I'm sick because I'm full. I'm sick because of the taste. Just the taste all over again. Crazy waffle? I think it is time to like rejuvenate the stream and rejuvenate yourself.

Do a crazy waffle. I do have some more messages from Florida Gators players. Oh really? How many Florida Gators players we got weighing in on this? I have two more. Here, let me bring them up. Hernandez? Yeah.

I got Bilzerian. No. Hold on. Is this faster than you guys thought Connor would be at? I think it's a little faster than I thought. But the second half is. He's doing my case race strategy Which is a sprint out of the gate. Yeah, and then hit the wall and then wiggle your giant cock in the

Next circles we did throw out I would have said the same thing Wow I Love that guy but Would have said the same thing Wow, I love that guy But you seven nine. I know that's why I was pissed that I want him in the mix. Did he have the Baron Trump voice? Anybody that tall does three-time national champion, just wanted to enjoy watching you eat these 40 waffles. For better or for worse. Incredible. Hell of a dap off screen.

I think that was his handset. No, there's a second one. Was there an off-camera dap? I think there was an off-camera dap there. Can you see it in the reflection? He does look fine. Three-time national champion, just wanted enjoy one watching you eat these 40 waffles God damn

What a fucking damn we gotta hunt these people down. Oh my god. That's an all-time dab Great dab like a spanking Thank You Blutman for getting those videos. Shout oututman shout out shout out the Florida Gators, too I'm happy they won. No you you have to have Be done I said it wouldn't be done back in week six But you doubted them the entire way because they I was yeah trying I think we offered you multiple chances to get out of Florida and you didn't take it yeah, but I because I committed to a bet and I was gonna do the full 40 But now yeah, it's just the taste of these waffles is getting to be way too much do a crazy one. What do you want? I it's up to you if he got a CMJ card is he out? No

No, I'm doing the full 40. I see the MJ card. My goal is that you gotta be worried that I'm gonna eat it Yeah, no, no, I I am Planning its exit at some point No cards were harmed is that your way of saying you're gonna steal it. Yes. Okay Protect it planning You're gonna put in a conservatorship by the way Chevy

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at the top and I'll be god damn if they're not right. They're right. a five, and they said there's a little ding at the top, and I'll be god damn if they're not right. They're right. They found the little ding. There's a little ding right there on the top. What do you have to do to find your little ding? Lift your belly? Do you think we did the ding?

There it is. You think we did the ding, or somebody else did the ding? I don't know. I hope we didn't do the ding. I'd hate that. That would be bad. It was probably us, because we were just throwing them on the ground if I don't know. I hope we didn't do the ding. I'd hate that. That would be bad. It was probably us,

because we were just throwing them on the ground if they weren't Michael Jordan. That might be a tooth mark. Teeth mark or tooth mark? Depends on how many. If it's probably two. Can you make one? Yeah, the sharp tooth.

If you bite something with one, you could scrape it on the sharp tooth. Is it a bite if it's just one tooth? It's more of a gnaw. Like a stab. Gnaw. A gnaw, a stab I know I know it says back teeth I think fair gnaws I think the length of time you can't know is the can't know quick I think I know is the vigorous you can't do a quick gnaw a noise and the length it's vigorous it's how hard that's a chop oh you're on you know that's a bite you don't know that's a that's a no no

no it's like I caught someone gnawing like like a wolf now and on this I'm saying Oh, you just flipped a no, I think you can't gnaw for a short period of time You know, I think you can gnaw for like a second or two. No Open up. I'm buddy open up MJ, you know You know on a jawbreaker some Jawbreak god damn Are you people? Yeah, that was crazy by you Danny You know You know on a jawbreaker someone's not gonna job break. God damn Yeah, that was crazy by you Danny. Yeah, I take it back immediately What's a good na food? Oh, man? No, I don't fucking

Like a dog nawn on a bone right now. Yeah, no, no, no is yeah where they just have like you give them a bone And they're just sitting there all afternoon. Just nawn you confused on chomp and that's fine. I didn't confuse no and chomp You're being crazy right now with chomp you're trying to get chompin you said vigorous and quick Fuck mark Titus was just on the fucking stream Fuck that's gonna bump numbees Are there any stipulations like a certain point you have to do? crazy waffle No, no, they didn't have enough waffle meetings to figure that out. Yeah, we're gonna talk about that next month's one

But we still are when it's after the yak and there are no shows going on It's just me on stream, then yeah, we'll get a little wild. Are you doing the gamble if a pick is traded? That this doesn't count Did you know when you bring that up? No, no, you can bring it up. You want to do a random 1 through 30? What about you shoot a half-court shot? Mmm, I like this. If it goes in, the number remaining gets cut in half.

But I want to do all 40. But that would be earning. But if you miss, you add five. I had five? Oh, you can't take that five was too much all right But you get three shots, but you get three shots Or or what about free throws? How can we do free throws free throws and the intensity gets up there? You don't think it needs me half course shot where it's like he's got to go

What if what a Florida shoot from free the free throw line this oh yeah? Yeah? Yeah, and he's got a shoe you got to beat them. Yeah. You got to beat them. I was just going to suggest doing like a gauntlet waffle. Gauntlet under 245. Is he bad? Oh. You can gauntlet under 245? Florida shot 72.8%. So I. So if you make 7 out of 10, you have a waffle added. If he makes 8, he gets a waffle subtracted. Yeah. And it's every. So if he makes 9, he gets 2 subtracted. If he makes 10, he gets 3. added if he makes eight he gets a waffle subtracted Yeah, and it's every so if he makes nine he gets to subtract if he makes 10 He gets three, but if he makes four he gets three waffles at it. That's a lot of math now No, it's not just based off seven. All right based off seven out of ten You want to do that Connor if he hits seven out of ten nothing happens if he eats eight out of ten

He gets a waffle off if he nine out of ten he gets two off I'll do it, but if he goes below seven he gets a bad. Oh gets added Yeah, and you have to invite Dave Portnoy to the next waffle meeting. That's that's totally fine, Nick What time should I update my tweet where I treated the video probably ten minutes ago? What time should I update it so that people don't try to like actually kill me? I wait till Rovel sees in the card in the card community just I would wait till rovel seeds, but couldn't you tell I was a fake moron. Oh That's good dumb fuck That's 24 eat a real one

I think I could do this. Yeah, I think so too you get one warm-up We have to say it's a warm-up, or you could say or you could say you're ready There's a screen cap of the stream that Connors in and it looks like a shirt says waffle cunt TJ do you see that my dad texted me that that's what it says it says well because there's a fold yeah We don't how do we have so many balls that are not... Well we don't have a pump. Yeah, that's probably too expensive. It was an oversight, Pete shot it down.

Orange. Alright, he's going orange. Alright, is this a warm up? He's taking one warm up. This is good, because the intensity is going to go up there. Wow. He's ready. He's ready.

What do you think he's going to end up? I think he's gonna probably hit seven and it's all going to be nothing. It's going to be absolutely nothing. He's got to make the first. Oh, no. Oh for one is bad. 0 for 1 is bad. 0 for 1 is bad. Because now you got to go 7 for 9.

He will. He just can't miss this. Oh okay, alright. 1 for 2. What's on the line? Uh any is seven is nothing. Anything below is waffle added anything above is oh no one for three. So if he hits four here he's got to do 43 waffles. Connor this is bad. I promise you have this. One for three at best right now he gets one waffle off. Oh my god. Now he's just playing for even. Is he chewing? One for four. He's gnawing. He now has to hit all of them. Alright, he's back.

Two for five. There it is. There we go. He's on now. He's in rhythm. Three for six. There it is. Four for seven. There it is. Oh, four for seven. He's... We're not doing leg violations. Yeah, he's gotta fight tooth and nail

just to get to no waffles added. Five for eight. If anybody in the chat's saying he's stepping over the line and it's a leg violation, tell them... Hey, we're not doing it. Oh no. Does that mean waffles added? At least one waffle added.

He's gotta make this to keep it to just one All right one waffle 41 waffles oh What happened man You saw he gets I won't lie we might have to be another chance at it Would you take a nut would you take a redemption chance at the end of the show? What would that be would that be same thing you got one waffle added right now? You don't want half course on some are you we could have court shot it Yeah, I think a half court shot would have to be the root them. I feel bad right now

How bad? Why why the fuck? Well, I'm not not like I feel bad physically not no, dude Feeling real blue from the waffles You know if we could think of a half court shot Well, I got I got another idea that we could throw out there. You go back to the free throw line, you shoot your free throws out of 10, and then you get how many half court shots?

Three or five? Three. And whatever number you got out of 10, that's either subtracted or added. So if you go seven out of 10, you hit a half court shot, that's seven waffles off. But if you miss them all, what about seven added added I also don't

want to take that much off what about dizzy layup I can't do it and every 10 seconds you spin is minus one waffle if you make it I'm not I can't do dizzy or I know that's just not a good formula we could do putt putt honed ones or or maybe gauntlet time. We could just... Maybe do it. Have you eaten 40 waffles? That's also true.

41. But what's the stipulation? That he has to eat a shit ton of waffles? That sucks. I would do the gauntlet. Kind of doesn't have headphones on, but I'll throw it out. If I get under like 245.

What are you throwing out? He's concerned about going over the NFL Draft Show time. You's concerned about going over the NFL Draft Show time Concerned about going over the NFL Draft Show time. Sorry. I missed that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the main thing. I want to get this cannibalize in the audience He's worried about this this leading into that cuz that's a big sponsor heavy. Yeah, Gruden No, carry a grudge for him. Maybe he doesn't want to overlap. Yeah, I think that's the best way of going Sorry teach I was talking over you I Didn't know you were talking. Um, you have headphones on now. I

Didn't at the time so I apologize It's like all this conversations getting in the way of awful. Yeah, I was gonna say there's no but I also I way to ensure You get it done and that's just I need a break right now. Also my my laptops about to die I need to go grab a charger, but I'll be back I will see you man. I'm down Down bad, that's tough Hmm it's really tough. He shouldn't have picked against Florida cuz they were really good. Yeah Really good. He's still true. It's very dumb. Yes, so should we could have have picked litter than anyone else. Should we douse the waffles in hot sauce or something?

I mean, we could. No, not the card. The card. Let the card be the card. All right, should I update my tweet, Nick? Are people getting mad? Yeah, oh yeah, people are mad. Let's see.

No, wait till we. TJ, can you pull it up? Don't update it until Ravel weighs in. I don't really want, but I don't like, I don't want him involved in this. He's such, he's the worst. I know, but him involving himself makes, it's just funny. That's true.

Because he will get mad. A lot of people know, oh yeah, it's not really as bad. One guy says that, what was this one guy said? He said said I own seven of these and this is an abomination As someone with over four 1986 Michael Jordan rookie card replicas I find this insanely insulting and I hope Darren Ravalle has choice words for this display Well, he's got his replica. So he's joking. Oh, he said over four. Yeah, that's a isn't that that like that's over? Oh, yeah shit Luther four. That's yeah, that's a isn't that that like that's over eight. Oh, yeah shit I'm off today

You do another lap? Yeah, it didn't take long. It's been a long week For some of us. Yeah, it's been rough. Yeah Why don't you take him to trampoline park? Don't tell him that it is over there both thing right next door. Yeah, I Gave your son like 12 Rice Krispie treats. I wonder where those came from. Yeah.

Spider yesterday tried to say the Rice Krispie treats that are like, uh, that you buy at the grocery store are better than homemade. Oh, God. Crazy. It was the worst cake of all time. No, they are good. Crazy. They're not even close.

But they're not even close. But like the worst Rice Krispie treat is good. Yeah. Agreed. What? What was that smile, Che? like the worst right rice crispy treat is good. Yeah agreed what uh? What was that smile che not the worst take? Oh? Do you agree with it che? It was perfectly balanced The magic's gone not the same does anybody remember the rice kiss crispy treat cereal. Oh, yeah Yeah, I'm not talking about rice crispy cereal or rice Rice Krispie treats here. Oh my fucking God Rice Krispie treat cereal

Yeah, it was so goddamn good. What yes, they were little clusters. We're snapping crackle involved No, I don't remember. It was a green box pop pop I maybe also I like what someone makes one of them went solo Rice Krispie It's really lucky charms in it mixed in I don't mix cereals. I think it's gross and nasty and poor. Wait, what? Yeah Oh, it's purple. It wasn't purple back in the wait. What are you saying? When you say you don't mix cereal there? That's the one I remember if there's a little bit at the bottom of the box of like three cereals mixing I think is gross the turquoise. I don't like they're not meant to be mixed. I agree with that. I like to mix Yeah, you got to keep the cereal pure. I like to go I like to go like a Cheerios in a like

shredded frosted mini-wheats oh That's oh Come on man really come on That like made me quiver god damn it Really yeah, yeah, I don't think I've ever done that it's all about fun I like to do a regular plane, and then is it ever better than just the straight yeah wrong. Yeah, yeah, I don't think I've ever done that. It's all about fun I like to do a regular plane and then is it ever better than just the straight? Yeah wrong. Yeah, no Absolutely. Now let's let's think if I took some fruit loops And I doused it in Captain Crunch. Mm-hmm with the berries. Mm-hmm. Yes. What are we talking about now? Yes, too much.

You're shocking your sister. What if I got Frosted Flakes and I top it with a layer of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Asin. That can't be bad. It's not gonna be bad, but why not just the Cinnamon Toast Crunch on its own? Yeah, agree.

Sometimes I'll cut it. That's all you need. I'll cut it, I'll do like Honey Nut Cheerios, regular Cheerios. You'll cut your Cheerios regular. Yeah, I will. Cause too much Honey Nut. It's not pure.

No. Yeah. Yeah. well cuz too much honey nuts not pure No, yeah, I think yeah Andy one two yes, that's what I do I go healthy and candy So why do the healthy at all why do you do it? I'm looking after my weight But your weight is seeing the extra the candy coming in like whoa what the fuck you're doing No, it's? No, it's a nice mix. And then I have like three bowls of the mix. I could see getting a bag of just the marshmallows from Lucky Charms and adding that to anything. Anything. Anything?

Michael Jordan. Apple Jacks. With marshmallows. That might be good. Apple Jacks are a great fucking cereal. I like Apple Jacks. I don't like that They look like they have herpes. I don't care They're just so good the rings themselves are have open sores Unsettling yeah, cut your mouth up. We talked about this they made the Applejacks mascot non-jamaican now. Yeah, oh yeah

Made them not jacks anymore. They're just rings, right? Wait what what? Just loops they were always just there were always that you say they had sores on them Well, they have her pedics Still have yes, they do yeah, it's like a high schoolers face What what marshmallow did Lucky Charms change oh What what marshmallow did Lucky Charms change? Oh Our stars and rainbows clovers in the moon blue moons pots of gold and rainbow and the red balloon So what they change which one do they get rid of?

They got rid of one. I think yeah, and they're lucky's non Blue oh no is he not even The red balloon on there. Oh, that's what the mix-up is what yeah, what what do they switch? I thought they switched one I think they came out with an addition where it was just the bloons as the marshmallows they added a unicorn Oh, they had a unicorn. I think you buy a box of just the marshmallows Yeah, but it's not that awesome hourglass hourglass Okay, you remember that? That was a good switch that awesome hourglass hourglass. I do remember that That was a good switch Adding an hourglass. No, they got rid of the hourglass and added a unit pot of gold is replaced

What does a unicorn have to do with? Don't ask wait is the national animal of like what's an hour lins a unicorn? I believe it is I think it's messy Yeah Do you guys remember when they when they came out with the blue M&M that was a big Yeah, I went as it for Halloween really yeah, that was a popular costume. That was a huge summer They got rid of tan for it. Yeah It's an all-time White Sox Dave clip to yeah, what do you said you could taste a lot of people Did you guys know that they don't taste different?

You're saying they don't taste different. Yeah, well some noble. Yeah, so people don't know that He thought he was giving like a fun fact and no one even it was also something clearly that he used to think yes And still did yeah, and then realized is did he make it to Italy? I haven't heard. Oh, yeah the Pope's funeral Connor is struggling back there. Oh When did you decide to eat back there? I have to charge my laptop and the toaster Did we ever find Rico's replacement imposter no we didn't Damn, there's an email around Rico's replacement He was a little bothered by oh, yeah, meaning what I don't know

There's a decent chance it was me a few years ago, and I had forgotten ah Oh wow we have another pink member. What the fuck? Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ryan, what are you doing? No, what are you doing? He's getting a body armor. He's getting a drink. Come here, come here, come here. You don't have to listen to them. Come here.

Yeah, he's just... He's thirsty. Wait a second, look at this. Get over here. What are we doing? Get over here. What do you mean, what are we doing? What are you doing?

Get over here. Sit down. You don't have to listen to them. Sit down. You answer to a a higher power now Ryan. Why are you wearing the pink sweatshirt? That's really comfy what's going on? They're very comfortable who's the who's the leader of this game? He's got a different one He's his oh my god. You got you got you got them good. We drove wearing sweatshirts. Oh Never heard Ryan talk like yeah Oh Gee, wow, are you?

How many confirmed is this? There's Lucas. There's Buttman. There's Ryan. There's there's Nick Connor was wearing one. Yeah, Connor has one. They're very cozy That's all I can say is a clean looking guy in a pink sweatshirt. I mean that's a clean fit I don't know what else to say That's all you can say it's cozy. It's comfy get off our fucking ass. What are they doing Brandon? I just want to grab a big deal. I'm just gonna. I'm gonna buy one marks gonna buy we're all gonna You know where to get it. Oh Yeah, are they as comfortable as these I don't know I have a really not can I?

Know it's not he's got black strings on his hoodie. Oh aglet's more on can I try it on fuck you do I? Might be too small. Oh, yeah You're pretty big guy. That's at least a 2x Nick. Can I try no no no excel you catch right? You're zone. That's a 2x. You're gonna have you're gonna have to talk to Blutman it's that so right how's your shoulder by the way it's getting better I actually just got back from PT today, so that's why I was a little late, but yeah, it's getting better 90% are you ready to get back in goal? I told TJ give me a month okay? I'll be back okay Okay, let's try to break down the wall there first Light-hearted thing yes

Go on your way No one listens I'll make small talk with us. I'll see you later, man I think this is one of those like it's like a zombie situation that we have to stop it before like I could have a Pink sweatshirt tomorrow. Yeah, you guys you really think you could the pink walkers You know kill one that was smart of Ryan not to take his off. I was gonna fucking eat that Start eating everything in the office That is funny yeah, there was that one guy nice there No, there's a guy in history. He would, he like apparently he would eat everything. I think he ate a plane. But like he worked for the

military and would eat messages. He's a very, I forget what his name, he went by, I think he meant French. How did he eat a whole plane? He ate a plane. Michael Latino? He ate a Cessna. Munch your mouth? Yeah, dude dude you would eat

everything that's not that big but I think there's a one-name man that started to you got accused of eating his sibling 900 grams of metal per day was just like for competitive purposes change nickname to mr. Edo and Tate's nickname depending Yeah, just eat easter. Yeah, shu nice was the og though shu nice was the best even drywall for fun He's banned in this chat on yeah. Yeah, every once in a while

He pops up in a bar still chat and just lets it rip yeah That'll happen when you're eating metal and ink. And glue. Remember when he ate all the Elmer's glue? Yeah. I'm an LA Beast guy over Shoe Nice. Always had that. Shoe Nice's eyes, man. They're piercing. Oh my god, the Caribbean ocean.

Yeah, looks like Daniel Craig. Oh, what a legend. What's the last cereal you guys bought for yourselves? I bought Cinnamon toast crunch this Saturday peanut butter life ready peanut butter Chuck checks. I saw the the week with the boys coming about five boxes of cereal. What are we at now? We hadn't ate a goddamn bowl. Oh damn man. We still have five boxes. I can't have cereal in my house I just will not stay in my house. Yeah, I eat up too fast. Immediately. It's so good and so easy.

I think it's the easiest good food. Why aren't there, why isn't there like a cereal restaurant? I believe there is. What? I thought we talked about it on this show. Like a cereal bar? Milk bar? Yeah, but like why, OK, let me phrase it differently.

Why isn't like a Starbucks or a coffee shop have cereal? Yeah. Because that would be a 100% hit rate. True, because it is kind of psycho to order cereal if you're at like a breakfast time. Right. But if you went to get your coffee. Munchies cereal. Yeah, but see they probably do like all weird cereals, right?

Right. I want to go and just like have the shoots and just be like, oh, yep, I'm going to have a quick bowl. Like a hotel lobby. Yeah, right What there needs to be lunch cereals and dinner cereals? Yeah, well dinner cereals soup soup. Oh my god Yeah lunch cereal is also soup. Holy fucking shit Dessert cereal that would be ice cream What is it? Oh my god, oh my god Dessert cereal that would be ice cream Oh my god, oh my god I had a great soup you think everything we win a bowl with a spoon of cereal or

Soup, that's soup. It's soup super cereal. Yeah. Yeah cereal cereal is soup soup is not cereal. Yeah What's gazpacho? Wait cereal is soup soup is not serious. Right got it All soups are not cereal cereals are so what if you have like a bowl of like fried rice that soup That's a bowl of fried rice. Although shredded wheat was shredded wheat a syrup soup Like the remember the big block. Oh, yeah, the really big blocks Do you like cracking half? That's why uh, they're called minis now. Yeah. Yeah, wait, I don't remember the big. Yeah Oh my god Enormous the original shredded. It was just like a fucking brick. It like six shredded. We yeah

Yeah, look at those. Yeah That's the original I didn't know yeah, you just crack them in half looks out bail ahead That would be your whole yeah, you just take like one of those. Yeah, like there's my I don't know if that's soup That's just a brick what an outrageous thing like imagine if they they if they had that for a cheerio you just got one cheerio one massive cheerio I think I like that yeah it was I actually like shred read I think it's an underrated non sugar cereal but it's good on shelves it's good I don't think so you're right we don't think so.

You ever had shredded wheat? Not really, no. Oh, you didn't know about that? I'm aware of it. I'm aware, definitely aware of it, but I never really had it. Yeah, frosted, they're called frosted mini-weeds because the mini part comes from... There's a lot of them.

As compared to that big biscuit, they're smaller. So there you go. Compared to that big biscuit there Yeah smaller So there you go Fun shit Really fun shit All right Brand what's on your mind these people it's like a tour of some sort. Oh, yeah fans So the reverse is now happening where I was like I updated I was like shit I actually have the real carbon now

everyone's like dude you have to eat that yeah oh no I feel honestly yeah oh wait we have guests in the booth right yeah maybe they decide no decide what we're not eating the fucking car. Oh nice. What an experience that would be for them Look at it. It's looking cool guests in the booth Give us the comedists or whatever yeah Up or down thumbs up no they don't get to vote on eating vote on the life of the red heart with Britain It's not your car Brandon. You wouldn't have what you have without them down down. That's down wait Up all right up is in what up is the car goes to you? But make it dramatic well. I know that motherfucker. Who is that you know that?

I know that motherfucker. That's Steven. You know him. No. Yeah that guy behind Steven Scott. Yeah Scott do I know Scott do I know you they've been here before? Okay, all right Steven make it dramatic. Oh Dear God, but no no we can't see that is dramatic as fuck. I was dramatic What what what I don't know oh No, he means eat it. Oh he doesn't Steven Don't sound means eat it. Yeah Sounds always meant eat it. What is it's literally the it's sign language for eat it

Steven's wife Hey welcome home. Yeah babe. Did you shower today? How dramatic. Eat it. That was so dramatic Stephen. So dramatic we had to ask for it. That's what you guys asked for right? You know you've seen Gladiator right Steve? Yeah of course. Yeah and show me again how the Emperor decides the fate of the Gladiators. Commodus. Commodus. Show me again how the how the Emperor decides the fate of the gladiators Commodus Commodus show me again how he does it no no All right, well that was closer than what he had yeah, he had he was doing like this Yeah, I wonder what I wonder what's gonna be thumbs up or thumbs down mark Connor

You want to take a half court shot take a half court shot You guys decide what well, I don't want to just I don't want to ruin his day Yeah, make it a 47 waffle. No. Yeah, so just will be to take that wouldn't make just take it off Take it off. Just to take it off one half court shot make out of three You take off Three waffles three walk three waffles. So if he hits two he gets six off. Correct. Yeah You get one warm-up brandy here tomorrow. No today's like your Monday and Friday No, I was here Monday, but then you had two days off. I was I'm just stacking Mondays No, we got so you had the hardest week two Mondays we should do something fun tomorrow. There's only four of us here

Yeah, which we do Lucas. He's in oh Four and a half we could just antique them for I don't I Let's talk off camera. Okay. How much flour can one man take? How much our experiment? How many antiques would it take to kill a man? And how would you die? Is this practice? This is one warm up. One warm up. One warm up doesn't count. Look at Jacob. So each shot is worth three waffles, but nothing comes off. All right. Jacob's really weighing in, telling him how to do it. Oh, right there.

There's zero punishment if he doesn't get any? Zero punishment. Just kind of very nonchalant. Oh, man. Connor. I don't know if his heart's in it. Yeah, I don't know if his heart's in it either. He's a beaten man right now.

But that was what we were discussing yesterday on the act, Brandon. Oh! All right. But that was what we were discussing yesterday on the act Brandon like oh All right, you're down to 38 waffles He's awesome. I can see his face. He's gonna eat the 40 anyway aren't you yeah, you will oh Okay, but we were saying Brandon yesterday like the problem with these streams We did this pancakes for PMT like you could make all the plans in the world at the end of the day it's just a guy eating waffles all that's not going to be very exciting it just there's there's something about the eating challenges that just so what's his total has

Mark Titus washed he might be 38 he's got he's got to eat 38 there it is. Are the Cubs really good? Yes and fun. That's exciting. And so much fun. Every, oh that will kill you, the every game is exciting. PCA is awesome. Wrigley's buzzing. Wrigley's buzzing. I have yet to go still the Phillies tomorrow. I'm going to go to the Phillies tomorrow. PCA is awesome. Wrigley's buzzing. Wrigley's buzzing. I have yet to go still. Now, I feel like I need to just wait for the perfect day like a nice day

Saturday. Yeah, this weekend. I think I'm going to go to two out of three this weekend. Play tomorrow. Not going to the Phillies tomorrow. They play tomorrow but it's during work It'd be hard to get to that one. What time? 1.20. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Yeah, that was the thing. He brought up you and Che when I was talking about the Cubs game. And I was like, yeah, but Titus told me before that he was going to the Cubs game when you did your diarrhea thing. Yeah. Like, and Che told me before he was going to the Cubs game.

Yeah. Yeah. You got to go this weekend. I know. Phillies dude. I'll have to rearrange my super busy schedule. What does a weekend in Danny Conrad look like? Depends this weekend. Cause you live, you live by yourself. No girlfriend. What do you do like on a Saturday? Are you just sitting by yourself? No? I mean I'll go out my friends like high school. I'll live here right but like right He's a get-after type of guy like during the day social, but you're not a I don't use you as a I've gone out with Danny a couple times. He's a get-after. He is yeah, but like what like it before you go out What are you doing? I?

Mean I kind of have work to do most Saturdays. I'll get that out of the way, and whatever, like, ads, whatever, need to be posted. But yeah, I'm not starting at noon these days. Right. So are you just hanging out by yourself? I'm jealous. It's not bad.

I'll sleep in. Do a little grocery shopping. Nothing too riveting, I promise. What about Sunday? Sunday nights, you get the Sunday Scaries? Yeah about Sunday? Sunday nights you get the Sunday Scaries? Yeah. Oh, you guys still get the Sunday Scaries? No. It's my favorite week now. Every day is a march towards death for me.

I'll get Sunday Scaries. They'll often extend into Monday Scaries, too. Really? I haven't had Sunday Scaries in nine years because we work on Sundays. So it's not like, yeah, yeah. I don't have the like I remember how awful that was. It's a softer landing if you're like working or right. It's like six o'clock on Sunday. I'm working anyway. But like, I remember just dreading. Oh, Sunday nights would just be so bad. I it's my favorite day of the week because that you don't feel bad if you don't go out. I don't because I feel guilty when I don't do anything over the weekend.

Yeah, ends when the 60 minute clock. Yeah, that was right. Wow, yeah. I used to have my friends come over to watch NFL Sunday and I would just like beg them to stay because the minute they left. Like I would just be like, you guys want to sleep over? You'd beg them to stay the night. Yeah, like sleep over, Sunday night football.

Like let's just do it because the minute they left is like alright now It's time to go back to work this fucking sucks lock the door lock them in yeah Sunday scares you brutal try to get them to have like four beers where you're like you cannot drive home You have to stay brutal to in school when you had all the all your homework piled up mm-hmm Yeah, school might have been worse. Yeah teachers never coordinated the homework You know like every teacher thought they had the most important class And it's like I'm gonna dump a fuck ton of homework on you You'll have all weekend to do it teach all all of your teachers are saying that homework is bullshit

Is fucking there? I'm like come on teach. Yeah, you know what I mean? We really got to get that younger demographic All of your teachers are saying that. Homework is bullshit. Homework is fucking bullshit. And I'm sitting there, I'm like, come on, teach. Yeah. You know what I mean? We really got to get that younger demographic. Fuck homework. Like, dude. They got seven hours.

Fuck teachers. They got seven hours of school. They should be able to do all their work at school. They shouldn't have to work while they're at home. Right. You're just robbing the youth. Homework's fucking bullshit. Homework is bullshit.

When I came through, it's bullshit now. It is. It is. I'm not joking. It's like, it's basically like training not joking. It's like it's basically It's basically like train. I'm pissed off. It's training the world that like hey guess what you never actually need to leave the rat Yeah, but it proves that you know it because you it's in your brain without a teacher there. I like homework Teacher she didn't collect To 3 p.m.. They're in the school. Why do you have to extend that to when they're at home? It's fucking bullshit. Let them be at home and homeworks a big percentage of your overall grade, too

Hmm, it's what I think about home. That's why China's fucking lapping us. Yeah, they do do it Maybe they'd be doing homework. Yeah, and then for fun, they fucking play violin for 12 hours Maybe the school the next morning well, I Just think homework's bullshit. I think you're right, big guy. We stand together. You hope your kids with their homework, Brennan?

No. At what age is it embarrassing that you don't know? Oh, it's rough. I got one in the eighth grade and one in the sixth grade. And the eighth grader, he knows not to come to him. There's no way I could. No chance. Math? No. way I could. No chance. Yeah.

Math? No. Oh, math. No chance. Long division, don't know, regular division. And it makes me, when he brings me this stuff, like, there's no point to this.

Right. What is the fucking point to this? You're not gonna use it. Well, Brandon, there's other jobs than making fart jokes into a microphone. That's a good point, Nick, yeah. I'm not using it. How many how many jobs use algebraic equations? Seven algebra teachers algebraists algebraists. How many algebraists you know? Economists. Do they? Finance. I don't know. Yeah. Are there

any adult cash? Cash calculator? Cash years? No. Yes. Yeah. Cash years. Exact change. Yeah, but they're just doing a thick thing and then the machine tells them how much change. You gotta be able to count. That's counting. That's not algebraic equations.

What is algebra? I don't know. Oh, does that add letters? That's when they add letters. Yeah. Oh yeah. No, I don't know. Fine for Y or something like that. I just showed my hand. What's arithmetic? That's counting? Okay? Yeah, I just really whoops I Thought algebra was counting algebra was basic you you're good at arithmetic

It's my niche on the dozen. What was the last time you guys a jingle jangle some change Been a while been a while, but I... I've gotten changed. Hey Titus, how you doing? You been jingling jingling any change with it? I don't like to touch change. I think he's right. A little change in your pocket?

Going jingling-a-ling? I think it's gross. Jingle jangle. It leaves like a metal smell in your hands. A little call on telephone, going ring. No, I'm the only one? All right. No, no, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.

Banana phone. Nope. Damn. I got some change in my pocket. And my other one giving the peace sign. Going banana phone. That's Alana Smorsak. Yeah.

No, it's Rafi. It's Rafi. It's Rafi. Ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone. Isn't that ironic? Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring Ring ring ring banana phone. Isn't that ironic? But I know for the fuck song Okay, y'all y'all work on y'all do the yak stuff what are you trying to think of the jingling jangling change song

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Since 2004, schools have had the number one pick in NBA and NFL. Both. Not the same year, but they've had number one pick. The Utah Utes. Yes. Oklahoma. Yes. Oklahoma. Yes. You named the players to Blake

Griffin, Sam Bradford, Bogut and Alex Smith. Yeah. Ohio State. Who? Odin and no, no, they haven't had enough football. No, Burrow. No. Oh, wait, hold on no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, so not that tricky doesn't for not that tricky got that since 2000 since 2000 since 2000 So that Could it be No, Tim couch was in 98. That can't be right.

Is it? Wouldn't be Kentucky. 99. It's on the tip of Titus' tongue. I have it. I do have it. What do you want me to give it to you? Is it?

What, can you give us a span of five years? You want me to give it to you? No. Is it? There's a China account with USC. It might be close to a decade in between the two picks. OK. USC. No. No. China yeah, I'd be closer decade in between the two picks Okay USC no no

Chays gonna get it she has it so don't say it. That's actually a tip, but I got the others That's a tip right there that she has it She doesn't know anything about any colleges whatsoever. He knows this I know that she has it Wait I don't have it. Oh, oh he lost it. Che, what was it in your head? Say it. Say what you thought. I was gonna say Auburn. No. But DeMarce Smith Jr. was not. No. Dig deep, Brandon. Come on, Brandon. I got nothing. Oh, man.

Hold on. Let me just do it. You want a hint? Yeah. Think similar to Ben Simmons. Mark L. Fultz? Where'd he go? No, just think of Ben Simmons' career in college, similar to that.

Just one. Did St. Vincent St. Mary have a football guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, maybe. Hey, come on, Brandon. Everybody. That's just Brandon. Similar to Ben Simmons career. That one's weird in college in college basketball, similar to career. That that should help. What was his career like? Oh, I don't recall. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. No. Oh, I got similar careers to him but yeah, I don't have the football to go with it. You should. The football is easy. Come on. Your kids are watching. What do you mean the football is easy? The football is easy. It's very well known. Has won a Super Bowl.

All right. I got nothing. What is it? Georgia. Anthony Edwards and fucking. Anthony Edwards, very similar to career to Ben Simmons. Didn't go to the NCAA tournament. That's how similar? Okay. I mean, that's hard to remember. Simmons got shut down during his season, right? So I was thinking Kyrie. No, but it's hard to remember a player who didn't go to the NCAA tournament. Okay. Like they don't have that lasting memory. Good trivia right? Pretty good. Throw that out there. Pretty good. I got three of them. Yeah you did. I thought when I originally saw the question I thought USC as well but I couldn't think. So I thought Mowgli went three?

well but I couldn't think so I thought more going one Mowby went three may I was OJ mail go did OJ mail go five three yeah three or five yeah what do you say Kim would is he going one he's going one no Miami no Miami basketball so not this year unless something crazy happens this year the Utah one is good pull. Yeah. That's the one people forget. Where'd Daniel Jones go? He went to Duke. Oh, he also did in 611. Thank you, Brandon. All right, should we spin the wheel?

Let's do it. Nick, you have an idea for tomorrow? Yeah, I think so. It's going to be the four of us. Let's have fun. Let's do something crazy. Let's do like a two on two mega Competition. Oh, wow. I like that. Yeah, I like that. That was my Olympics two on two. What if we made it three on three and who else?

roll-ups oh Roll-ups could get a couple roll-ups We could roll up some people tomorrow. Wow. Oh shit. Got a lot of chairs. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Are they roll ups if you just gave them 24 hour notice? Well, we don't know if we're gonna roll up. I whispered it. I did not. I'm getting more whispering. I'm gonna mobilize right now. Yeah, you said it loud. I've never whispered in my life. I'll be, I don't think you have. I Did not I'm gonna mobilize right now I've never whispered in my life. I'll be I don't think you have

All right, let's spin the wheel Connor any last words you Connor staying live Throughout the entire afternoon till he eats his 40th waffle 41st or 38th Yeah, we'll play it by ear. But um, subscribe to most of sports, follow the channel. A little more enthusiasm. I don't know if I got the enthusiasm right now, but I'm going on 27, so thank you guys, love you guys. Thank you for what? Thanks for being there.

He did this yesterday where it's like, he sounds like he's about to commit suicide. Or giving an award speech. It's an insane way to say goodbye to everyone. Yeah, I Just want to let you guys know I love you and it's not your fault It's paws in the office. Yeah, there are some poppers. Oh, yeah, we got puppies. I puppies would share my mood. Oh Wait make sure the chicken chicken put it up. Yeah waffles We got a redo the Chevy ads, so let me just do that while the puppies are in the office Yeah, waffles. Hide the waffles. Hey puppies. Hey puppies. Oh man. Look at these puppies.

We gotta redo the Chevy ad. So let me just do that. While the puppies are in the office. We're sponsored by our good friends at Chevy. If your trucks got drafted, Chevy would be the first pick every single year. Completely bus proof and full of grit, power, and dependability, plus a hundred years of experience

getting the job done. They're scouted and touted with the stats to back it up. Chevy trucks have earned more dependability Award for trucks than any other brand according to JD Power in 2025. Sounds like they have the stats to prove it. When you're on the clock, you'll want a pick that won't let you down and that's every Chevy truck. Dependability comes standard. Draft yours at chevy.com and visit JDPower.com slash awards for more awards details. Think any of these puppies would want an MJ Ricky card? That would be a fun little toy. Somebody know where the MJ Ricky card is? It's in my hand.

Throw it in one of those black cases, Brandon. But don't throw it in the wrong one. And don't lock the silver one. One of those is going to the grinder. Yeah, these black cases are my ingredients. The silver one of those is going to the grind yeah, these black cases are my ingredients The silver one locks, and we change the dials on it. We have to like send it away to get open Marisha don't touch the dials on the silver one or we will need to get someone to open and on it Can we play dealer no deal though? Oh yes tomorrow? deal or no deal would be fun. Hi, puppies.

I know that motherfucker. Hi, puppies. We do deal or no deal, and if you lose, you have to antique Lucas? It's the amount of flower throws Lucas gets in his face. Maybe Lucas plays. I can't wait till Lucas texts me tomorrow morning being like, should I expect to get anteats?

Does he do that? Yeah, we did it last week Let's do something different to him Maybe let's do something nice. Let's just beat his fucking ass. Beat his ass. Let's let's see Let's do a game tomorrow where it's like How close can we get Lucas to death? That we get him on the brink of death by beating his ass I Don't know man. I'm it depends on the hoodies wearing might be wearing my colors What if we did have just a show all day tomorrow? It's just

Everyone in the office punch Lucas in the face. I think that's what's Tate is planning next week This just gets punched a hundred times in the face Spend a wheel. I want to play with a puppy. Yeah, there's puppies right there puppies right there Nick You got out of order sketch up. Oh, yeah. Yeah out of order sketch came out while we were on the show So it's it pertains to like draft day shooter Sanders. Let's go. Yeah Why did you screw up the Chevy ad Steven they didn't sales didn't give graphics the right graphic to give us so we ran it with the wrong graphic and that's not the ad. Got it. They gave us the right graphic but had to redo the ad. Got it so it is Stephen's fault.

Stephen's not sales anymore? He is to me. All right, spin it. We got wet yesterday, Brandon. You did. It was good. Yeah, we finally got someone. We tricked Hank into sitting down, and he's wet. Oh, you got Hank?

Yeah, it's never happened before. All right. All right, we'll see you tomorrow. We'll come up with something fun. Tune in to the Draft Show tonight. Also, Connor's staying live with the Waffles. Whoo! It's the Yak! Get your straws yak style and stay for a while It's the Yak!

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