The Yak - Big Cat Had to Go to the Hospital with FOUR Kidney Stones | The Yak 11-4-24

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

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Hey guys. Hey. How's everyone doing? Happy Monday. Happy Monday. Is Monday? Happy Monday Is that the worst weekend of your life? between I was saying on PMT that the I went to the ER on Saturday, and it was not the worst part of the weekend Bears game was way worse. Yeah, and the Badgers on anything else that was also badgers badgers

Really bad. The wrestling team lost to Ohio U. Really bad. That ain't good. That was what set it all in motion. But respect to those guys. Those sports are dumb, I shouldn't even care. But I do.

Yeah, but I got four kidney stones. What's the course of action here? Try to piss one out. Ugh. Your piss is going to look like a rosary. Three of them are small inside my kidney still that maybe won't, like, fuck me up. One is already working its way out, and that's the big boy.

What can you do to avoid this from happening? Change everything. Okay, so that's not going to happen. I think it's, I mean, I had the the one of my favorite parts And you know I had a lot of people saying hope you feel better appreciate that but The Twitter doctors like there was there was a couple guys who were just like ten deep inventions being like probably the doughnuts Probably this probably is like thanks guys what uh? A lot, I'm very ignorant what what'm very ignorant. What what causes kidney stone?

Ah, what do people think cause I think I don't know I We can look it up. I always thought it was just like a Just a random thing that I think it is kind of random I think stress might be part of it too because I'm definitely stressed I've always lumped it in with gout as far as how you get it. Yeah, gout and kidney stones definitely feel. Kidney stones, diet, excess body weight, god damn it. Some medical conditions, certain supplements,

and medication among the many causes of kidney stones. All fixable. Yeah. Four stone. Four. You got Mick and the boys performing in an encore in your dick. They're all just hanging out. the boys performing in an encore in your dick. They're all just hanging out.

They're doing Gimmie Shelter in your dick. Well I'm hoping- You're talking about rape, murder. You got four. Oh, you don't have the bassist though. No. I need to recruit a bassist. I'm hoping the three others just kind of chill in my kidney and they're not bad.

But yeah, the one that's moving is bad. And it's they, he called it the big boy Well, it was like there's I guess so there's if it's over five millimeters. This is all the way the doctor Oh me they can laser it out The one that's working its way through right now is exactly five millimeters, so have you experienced great pain yet? Yes, so you have I'm on painkillers right now How is your piss stream bad? It comes in waves. It's like Saturday

I was taking my kids to the zoo and all of a sudden we pulled in and my Stomach felt like it was an exploded my back hurt, and I was sweating profusely I guess it's when it moves like the kidney so was literally moving in that moment And then it's then it stopped for a while then Sunday morning. I I think I peed 30 times in like an hour and it was just dribble coming out So would you say it's like short brief pangs of extreme pain? Yes, okay Yeah, that sucks and then if it settles it doesn't if it's not actively moving. There's no pain There's that chart of human pain, and it's above

Child birth child birth yeah, yes, but again. I'm also on painkillers. I don't know if I'm in pain right now Like good ones yeah Okay, and feel loopy a little bit. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, you're still doing your job. Yeah, I'm still here I mean I I feel like no matter the painkiller you're still gonna feel a stone come Oh, yeah, I had one four years ago and that sucked and I felt it coming out of my dick So there's no like you can't get it like, you know when it's finally out Which I guess it could have broken up and I didn't even know it Like it could break up on its way down. There's no can you like punch your dick a bunch and hope it like

Did you try? I don't know shake it up. Shake it up. Sorry. Go ahead. Yeah fun times You can't force it. Can you do it on your terms? Can you go? I'm close to, if it doesn't come out in the next day or two, I'm going to start listening to the Twitter doctors. I saw one guy said last night that if I chug six diet Pepsi's and then huff vaporized asparagus,

it will work out. I've heard the same. So I'm going to do that. I will be doing that. Vaporized asparagus? Yeah. How much trial and error do you have to go through? I don't know, but if it doesn't come out in the next couple of days, I looked it up.

Again, I think it moved from my kidney out of my kidney on Saturday morning. That was intense pain. And then on Sunday morning, I think it moved in or out of my bladder. So now it says anywhere between five and seven days, and I'll piss it out. Are you afraid every time you pee are you like it is the little bit the one yeah a little bit I've been peeing a lot. I'm also on like flow max or whatever they give you they gave me like Just makes you pee Slip this had that oh that was a nice that that was a nice thing Jesus Christ I'll read it finger chopped off. There is no way stung by a stingray in a tree

Swallow glass what are we getting to? arm chopped Alright arm chopped off seems I'm trying this is really bad heart attack Anything after getting stabbed shot in the chest pistol I have anything after getting stabbed shot in the chest pistol Some of these are just hard driving. Yeah 30 miles an hour. Oh Kidneystone there it is that guy seems confused about it what no This can't be right no childbirth. No definitely not right Nick notice the order there

Wait a minute Nothing worse than that Well childbirth I guess childbirth hurts, what is the measurement by the way the DOL That was a nice thing they threw into my I had to do a CT scan and They were like yes, you got you know one stone That's moving three that are sitting in your kidney, and then it's just what was the other thing oh? l5

Spone delosis oh my vertebrae is just fucked. They didn't have to throw that in there. I don't know why they threw that in there. Like, you were doing a CT scan of my organs. Why'd you have to just say my spine is also fucked? It's like when you go to the mechanic, like, you also want your wipers replaced? Yeah!

Like, I fucking didn't need it. I know that I got a bad spine. I didn't need that. Tossed it in. Did any, like, kidney stone survivors, survivors like reach out and make you feel better? Uh, no. Everyone was just like this is the worst pain ever. Okay. So.

Yeah. Yeah, there's nothing. They can see your dick in a CT scan, right? Like outline pretty well? I don't know. Did you end up getting a quarter chub before? Like you said you were going to last? No, because I didn't do the, I didn't have to show anyone my penis. Nice, always good.

And that's next week, I have to go to a urinalysis. Okay, those are, no, what are they called? Urologist. Urologist. That guy's gonna touch my dick. I would imagine. And I'm not ready for that. He sees so many dicks, man. That's true.

That's what, that is a wild job. That's a gamble too, because what if he like, he sees 100 dicks a day and he that's what yeah but like that's that's a gamble too because what if he like he sees a hundred dicks a day and he like smirks at yours yeah that would be worse are you winks I would rather my urologist I'd rather my my dick be the only dick he sees a wink wouldn't be bad yeah that's an inexperienced urologist a whoa imagine a whoa could be good or bad no whoa could be bad what would be bad for me. Yeah, I think woe is good. I know for me. Woe. Yeah. For you, maybe.

Woe, that's small. No, that's a, if he's, if a urologist has a woe to what I have as a 6'3 man, that's bad. Cause that would be like, woe, I thought you were. A woe is never good from a doctor. Yeah. A giggle would be bad. Yeah, unless you're like, like lifting something over your head and they're like, whoa, I didn't know you had that strength. You're strong. Why would you do that in front of a doctor?

He's a small dick. He's got a... What if they do a strength test? I asked you to read the top line and you just lifted me up above your head. What the hell? Put your pants back on. Yeah, I remember when you were kids, they'd be like, squeeze my hands as hard as you can and the doctor would be like, oh, you're so strong.

Yeah. Got you going. Same as that. I wouldn't have gone this is also it was a good lesson in why women just live so much longer than men because I wouldn't have gone to the ER my wife was like you should go to the ER and I was just like why I probably know what it is yeah it's just a boulder yeah don't you want to know what it is yeah that's how we are yeah she's like it could be something worse. I was like yeah, but it ought probably just a kid But in the end you were right, right? I mean well the l5 except for the l5 Yeah in the end curiosity almost killed the cat Come on my own is a Swedish fish Five second rule

It's really on there. Melted in. It's from Chef Donnie throwing him in his Halloween costume. Oh yeah, how was the Halloween party? Let's hear it. Oh, let's see. Kyle? Kate? I didn't go.

His setup was crazy. I did. I felt bad after the Yak. He sent me a personal message. He's like, I just want you to know to know your I was like I know it's fine. I'm gonna go anyway We just need like a we need an email group. That's just the pity invites Yeah, that would be great if it was just like the over 35 just being like hey you guys are invited this by the we're never gonna Come all the corner reserved you could check your weather app as much as you want Yeah, they don't even have to put the time and location right just like I'm having a party You're invited and then knowing that we're gonna follow up

Thank you never go yeah, everyone wants to invite a prom no one wants to dance, but tell us it. What was it? What was the I played big Buck Hunter? Okay like an hour, okay? Rudy beat me this looks awesome. Where is this? This is play what the hell he lives in like a warehouse got a big buck hunter in his apartment Yeah, I think he got in trouble for this party, okay Why the the complaints? I think you got a text today. I don't know smoke machine I don't know I inhaled a ton of that. I was trying to shotgun it to people Nobody nobody nobody did anyone do anything crazy?

Let's see here. Who are you asking? You weren't there? I got afraid and didn't go. Oh! I had a costume and everything. Did you get it on? I put it on.

Oh, God! Couldn't step out and... Yeah, they would do anything crazy. Tom Lay and McCarthy were giving each other hickeys. They were fucked up. That's kind of cool. I guess it wasn't. Oh, it was not cool. Tom Lay McCarthy give each other hickeys. Where? Like, like shoulder shoulder. But other than like that was the weirdest thing I saw but they were really fucked up. Yeah

Yeah, mouse. She's like come on my turn my dear I Believe that no that yeah, it's true. Yeah, what's experience this room have with Hickeys? I've never had one limited Really Kyle can leave all kinds of different shapes. He's almost like a caricature artist How much experience does this room have with Hickeys? I've never had one. Limited. Really? Kyle can leave all kinds of different shapes. He's almost like a caricature artist. Mm-hmm. I never understood what's the point of a Hickey.

I just, like, when I was in junior high, we just, like, just finger or whatever, you know? Oh, yeah. Or whatever. I don't know, you know? You're just kind of... Pug showed up to the bar a couple weeks ago with a Hickey and with his fiance.

Whoa. Kind of a badass move, being like, look at this fresh one. From his fiance? Yeah, he said it was from the barber. They just love it. Power move. What was the purpose of the hickey?

My understanding is that do girls especially derive pleasure, I guess some men do as well from the the next I think I've had a couple this was obviously early college. I think and I college early Were like I thought it was junior high 14 Tommy smokes was rolling up to the office with like full-on like leprosy sore What yeah, I thought I thought it was like once you hit high school, you're out of hickeys.

Is it pleasurable? I think it's like dogs pissing on something to show their territory. It's like, look at me, I'm sexually active, everybody. That's 100%. I hickeyed him. Yeah. You guys like moan and shit when you get your next...

I think when you're new at... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you guys do do that. So I don't know. I think it's like when you're newer at sex and you don't know what to do, you've seen that and so you're like, this is a thing. Like I think it's like a novice move that seems cool. I don't really know. I think a lot are accidental.

You hang on a little too long and that could be the difference between a mark and not Yeah from what I heard from a friend really drunk, maybe Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I wonder how long college kids with Would also like purposely get their backs torn. Oh, yeah How do you purposely get it torn to pieces and then you show it off the most unnatural possible I don't know how you purposely do it you encourage the girl to keep scratching. Oh Yeah, scratches yeah You girls do moan girls I've gotten good moans from like a witty quip.

I've brought women to their knees via pun. Via benign barb. Oh Nick. Yes, I've seen. Yeah, like a simple homonym. Get him going. What did you dress up as? The weekend. I've seen yeah like a simple homonym What did you dress up as the weekend Oh, yeah, that's right how to go just printed out a picture of the weekend forecast and wore it around my neck I don't hell. Yeah, I don't I'm not a Halloween guy and then I wore sweatpants and Berks you are Halloween guy

How and how you've had an elaborate costume like not elaborate? But you you were a chewed piece of gum one time sure you come up with a you come out It's all sweatpants. It's all like me going out and essentially pajamas. Hmm. You were just the weekend not vampire weekend Oh, yeah, my girlfriend is a vampire. Oh Hell yes Che have you ever gotten a hickey? I feel like you definitely have oh, yeah Do you like the feeling do you moan? How

Sorry getting a hickey itself like the result of it is not good, but like yeah getting your fucking Guy Hello is that ron who is that? in your fucking necklace? Who's that behind you? Who's that guy? Yeah, let's say Rhone. Hello. Who the fuck is that? Is that Rhone? Who is that? Who the fuck is that? Fake Rhone?

Wait, new guy? Tyler. Tyler? Tyler. Producer. Producer. That's not Rhone? That's not Rhone.

It does look like Rhone. That looks like Rhone. Wait, your name's Ty? Let's call him Ty Rhone. Oh. Oh yeah. What does he produce? You hired to work here, or you just he's a ronestunt double

Fuck yeah, all right today your first day tyrone. Yeah Yeah, oh, no. Yes, he's Tyrone. Tyrone Rone sent in here to take all the shrapnel. Are you are you who Reed Miller was? I don't think so Huh who uh who hired you? Cory yeah, I think he's a good sign Tyrone is Reed. Can you hoop I? Can try that's a no is read can you hoop I can try that's no that happened I said the same thing Friday's fucking sucks yeah I'm gonna miss him yeah fuck you always had that camera you're the best hooper in the office now. Oh shit

Tyrone yeah, fuck you guys are right. I did play on Friday two games. Thanks for bringing it up Oh, yeah, how'd it go? There was somebody like tracking your stats? That was that was just me, but uh, I made one shot. He is read Miller's replacement I get a text about earlier today Wait, so were you hurt? Oh, I've had a bad Achilles ever since but I wasn't get a text about it earlier today. Tyrone. That's Tyrone. Wait, so were you hurt? Oh, I've had bad achilles ever since, but I wasn't hurt. I was able to play. I played two games. Bum that I wasn't here for.

I won for six shooting, two points. It happened right there. It was a free throw line jumper. 28 assists. 28 assists. I was just passing the ball. 35 blown assists because Max was on my team. 19 rebounds, and I stayed, and I vomited once.

You did vomit? No I didn't really vomit I added that for effect. But I had a good time. You guys should have played. I would have if I didn't have kidney stones. Which I actually think I should have because I think you're supposed to move around. I didn't know I was going to play until I just kind of you know the Yak Enzy's kind of wander out there and a game started around me and I was just part of it Oh, so you were just like they were like hey Brandon get back on to you. Yeah That's fun and the team proud of you the team was kind of hilarious because if you look at the group

There's certain guys that need to be guarding each other But the way it shook out me max and Big T all ended up on the same team Yeah, so we couldn't guard each other the other, because all the big guys were on one side, just had a bunch of little guys. So I made Max and Big T chase little guys around. It was fun. Who'd you guard? Vasoli.

Oh, that's not the key. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How'd your bucket look? Vasoli does spin moves to nowhere. Smooth. What was it? What'd he give you?

About a 17. About two feet behind the free throw line, just popped a jumper. Oh, best shot in basketball. Right in his face? Nobody's face. I was just wide open. He was feet behind the free throw line. Just just popped a jumper shot in basketball right in his face Nobody's face. I was just wide open heels on three point line, but I only didn't respect you Um, I don't know where he was that might have been one game. He guarded me one game Tom lay guarded me So I might have been a Tom lay bucket you Joe you do is it to catch and shoot you catch and

Jabs and then pull it was dribble. It was a catch look around nobody to pass to Oh fuck Nobody's guarding guard main shoot it Do you talk any shit a little bit? I love talking shit Tom lay my favorite. I didn't talk it to Tom lay, but I knew God no not really he whenever he whenever he misses a shot. I just and I'm guarding him. I'm like damn What's up with you today? You always hit those He's got to be swaggy out there on the court. Oh, he's always swag yeah always hit though. He gets really upset. He's got to be swaggy out there on the court.

Oh, he's always swaggy. Yeah. He's always swaggy. That's right, Brandon. Did Fasoli then lock you up? No. It sounds like Fasoli locked you up. I never.

I put one. Sounds like Fasoli clamped you. He didn't. I never actually shot. I just tried to. Did he go clamps on you? He didn't. I never actually shot.

You couldn't get a shot off of Fasoli? Did he seatbelt your ass? I had a bunch of passes. Bunch of passes. I was just moving the ball around. Moving the ball around, moving the rock. You didn't, when I asked you how it went, you didn't tell me you got clamped.

I didn't, I didn't get clamped. See, this is the motherfucking thing. Brandon play, Brandon play, Brandon play, and then all of a sudden Brandon you got clamped. No, I was just passing the ball. No shots. No shots. Because he was clamping you that hard. Me and Vasoli just kind of had a gentleman's agreement

That's the best not to push each other We always yeah, if you can get matched up to someone where it's like, hey, let's not be heroes out here That's your freak do a celebration when you hit your shot should go like like dome shader. Do you see the Dyson Daniels? Gun celebration? No, I'm I'm fascinated with gun celebrations and sports. They're hot. Like they're. Oh, over here. Brandon did the headstand celebration. They're wait, look at him. Hold on. Do it again. He keeps doing stuff on camera. Yeah. So you're you're almost on camera. Why don't you scoot more out of the frame? This is gonna

be good. Be honest So sorry stay right there be honest. Did you clamp him? Hold on You lying piece of motherfucking dog shit Did I shoot the ball on you No, cuz you were clear You guys should probably play one on one. See, I don't actually like him at all. You should play one on one. Would you play the three right now? Play the three.

No, no, I'm not doing it. I want to see if the clamp. Play one on one. No, no, pass. Please. He clamped me fine. He clamped you. He clamped me.

I have kidney stones. It's fine. Please. Show it to the new guy. No, because there's no value here. It's my make-a-wish. Tyrone, you're the new guy. Are people flirting with you and shit he fucking looks like it must be far away and

surely doesn't like he wrote have to are you have to look like ron everyday now because I think if you show up tomorrow not looking like ron it's gonna be can be very confused honey moon he's wrong I thought it was still not convinced it isn't hey you're in the room back like does he look like ron in the room? Yes, he looks like a mix of ronan cody lanza All right, what the hell? That wrong I kill it on it was I wrong What the fuck is that?

That's all bet me. I miss Reed man He does Tom get over here Should we make him show us his shoulder hickeys? Yes, I wouldn't mind Don't tell him I told you I Tom! Don't tell him I told you. I wasn't supposed to see it. I remember as a kid I figured out that if you sucked on your arm it would like make him,

I didn't know that's what a hickey was and so I was like always, I was like check this out and my parents had to be like stop. You're always sucking on your arm? Like fourth grade I went with a giant hickey like in the middle of my forehead because I turkey basted my forehead and had to stay on there for like one hour.

A Harry Potter hickey. Then it was like a hour Roos for a week it was horrible Tom why? Why were you is didn't happen? Why were you and Jack McCarthur giving each other? Hickeys on the shoulders Nick Tarani job again. I don't know I don't even know where you got that from Somebody else was in the room and saw it so why why were you doing that didn't happen? It wasn't even why aren't you wearing a tank top today Tom? That didn't happen. Why aren't you wearing a tank top today, Tom? Yeah. That's like, showing that.

Showing that. Uh-huh. There it is. Yep. I see it. No, there was no hickeys. Tom as a frequent victim of Nik Lies, there's really no way to beat it.

No, I feel like this is my first one. Yeah, it's the first one. It doesn't get any easier. Did it feel good? I didn't get a hickey from Jamele. I know. Did it feel good? I? Didn't get a hikki from from Jack. I know did it feel good giving him one Yeah, we know you didn't get it from him. I didn't give Jack McCarthy. I mean it's scientifically interesting. I get it Yeah, were you moaning at all? It's bursting blood vessels. I think that's metal and straight Do you actually use your teeth or they just kind of along for the ride?

What'd you say? I feel like uh yeah? I don't know I feel like we were talking about Hickeys at one point But it wasn't I wasn't doing Yeah, God damn one drink in me and I Beeline right towards you got the wrong guy though who did it? It wasn't me somebody did it. Yeah Can you find out who gave Jack McCracken? I haven't seen Jack here today. No, he said he has a dentist I see your shoulders interesting. Yeah, he's gonna use the paintball excuse. I fucking know it Or curling iron or the curling iron yeah, hmm that happened on you group born and raised, New York City You've given out a handful of hickeys. I'm sure yeah for sure over 20

Over 20 no probably not no okay over under eight and a half CJ I just sent you an update I think Jack McCarthy is is getting his hickeys lasered off right huh can they do that yeah and he has another deviated septum so you do why did you know what deep huh? No, it wasn't me. If he that's what's happening. It wasn't me. I wasn't I wasn't involved in any hickeys this past weekend. Look

at that. He's getting his nostrils in. Like a vampire getting like Horrible yeah Your shoulders there, so yeah He's got the sunglasses, but then he's also got like the dentist action It's one of the worst pictures of anyone I've ever Doctor Yeah, does he have a soul patch Monday It looked like an alien in disguise

Yeah Does he have a soul patch? See, he does When? Oh my god Since when does McCarthy have a fucking soul patch? Oh, he's up Is that guy on Grandma's Boy said on my face?

Yeah J.P. J.P. All right Okay See you Tom All right Tom, how did you do? Did you clamp down Brandon?

Yeah, I think so Yeah Clamped him up? Yeah, I think so. Yeah Well Brandon like full-blown like at least twice like just grabbed me oh Say that was you know, right? I was running circles around him, but you were running too much I just great you weren't in circles. You were just running. I got a did you make any shots? I did Yeah, yeah, cuz you usually do Yeah, that gets in my head The last time was Cuz there was like I could tell you could tell that I was thinking you were being for real

Dude what's up with you today? I usually Yeah, I haven't felt that bad in years. Just like stop doing that. Yeah, that brought me back to high school. Fuck, this is. Because I also wasn't playing defense and that my only defense was just to say that. The meanest part was me for a second being like,

oh, maybe he thinks I do actually usually make those. He's trying to motivate you the Michael Jordan way, last dance. No, it was literally because I'm so lazy on defense at this point in my life that I was like, instead of playing defense, I'll just try to get into Tom's head. It works too, it just sucks.

That would hype me up. No, not for me at least. But no, I played better I think since you weren't even there. Hell yes, and you clamped him down. I think so, I don't know. Damn you and facility just double team. I don't think you scored on me. Just we let people come here and just fucking lie. They just

fucking lie. Well, yeah, he did start by lying and saying he doesn't have a hickey. Yeah, literally. That's what you did. What came in here and started lying. No, you lied. You said you don't have a hickey. He had a jump shot right there. right there. 20 feet away. I hit a jump shot right there. I feel like we're gonna have to I don't know if you were you were guarding me that game. Maybe you got a lot. I liked I liked seeing you out in the court though. That was nice. Well,

then why are you lying about it? I you probably was probably if you if you were matched with the solely was probably him wasn't me. It was the first game though. And that was you. I listen I gotta make up for like not making shots. So I try to have some pride in defense and hustle Yeah, how short are you? Oh? Come on Six one and three quarters. That's tall. Yeah Why do we have to say how tall are you?

Hey would ask how long you are I Hate would ask how long you are Maybe I want stat lines from everyone can we get a guy to keep stats? Yeah, I would like that fun Yeah, yeah, have you guys addressed I? The fight what oh No, nobody you know don't think about knows about that wait. is there a fight on the court? Yeah, almost here get comfortable Wait, hold on what? Just left that from us. It ain't none of my business. It's supposed to be I think

He didn't play one of your guys one of one of your guys. Oh, yeah, okay? I mean, that's not that's not memes fighting. That's just mean like I know he tried to fight who do you try to fight Jack McCarthy? You try to fight him Jack fouled him memes got very mad Oh, and memes said you want to fucking go and checks like no I don't and then and then Jack got into a facility and they wanted to fight It was a lot of it was a lot of I They wanted to fight. It was a lot of, I think my presence out there made it a lot of him.

No, it started with the travel call. Oh yeah, well, yeah, he traveled. And he got mad at them. Memes got called for travel? Yeah, the very next trip down, he got fouled and he was mad over the travel. Oh. I mean, Memes holds a lot of anger.

He's a... He can't have that nickname if... Yeah. That's like a nice, fun nickname. Yeah, he's Italian. Oh very Italian Filiberto mm-hmm. I was I was walking him away from Jack telling him calm down calm down It's just a foul and he was he was like staring at me in the eyes, but it was like he wasn't really there

He was like it was a different person. He's almost tried to yeah He's a couple times like almost fought Hank. I just say sorry to memes every day just in case That's good. Well, he calmed down after a couple minutes. Yeah Yeah, but Jack said he gave him like at one point. He just looked at he was like he's giving me Rico eyes I missed that part. But yeah. Yeah. All right. Thank you. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Thanks. Congrats on locking Brandon down. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I'll see you out there All right, so I just won't play that's fine Come here a lot I shoot you guys shoot more I ain't fucking playing how's personal training? Yeah starts today I had my assessment the other day, right and we agreed that I'm gonna personal it so I start today at four o'clock

Congrats. Oh, thanks. Thanks. And where are you going this weekend? We're going to Oxford, Mississippi, which I'm just not 100% sure about, but I'm gonna go play my role, I'm gonna go do my job. I'm being dead serious right now. We're gonna be fine. Is there a chance you get shot in the temple? In the temple?

I don't know, like a sharp, yeah, like a real good shot. It's not zero. Yeah. I'm gonna, I will defend you. Yeah, I don't care, I don't really, I don't know, I don't think anyone's going to, I don't think it's going to be, I think people are going to raze you. I mean I stood up at Iowa. Little razzmatazz.

Yeah. Little this, little that. I mean I'm still going to walk around and do what I do so I'm not going to. But they don't like say threatening things to you online do they? Oh well Kyle, yeah. Yeah but the people who are in person, they're not going to. Yeah. And also Ole Miss is like, they're excited Kyle, yeah. Yeah, but the people who are in person, they're not gonna. Yeah. And also, Ole Miss is like, they're excited.

Well, yeah. Yeah, we'll see. Carson Beck really bothers me. Facially? Yes. Yeah. He throws an interce... He's got a doofus face.

When he throws an interception, I just want to... OK, so he's ugly, and he's... He can be bad at football. And he wears way too much I don't give me like I actually hate him. He's a pretty pretty version of ugly like he's a He's going for oh yeah, he probably pulls he's going for pretty boy, but he's ugly as fuck is what the Georgia quarterback Yeah, she doesn't matter game He's trying to be a pretty boy, but he's ugly like the type of it but you it works

Yeah, he was very close to all the Cavendish right? Yeah, you know one of the Cavendish. Yeah the twenty for Miami The basketball playing twins the women college women's basketball. Yeah There's a wait is he dating both just one. I don't know which one Swap on him. He's like that fish from the animal tier Yeah, I could be a model Yeah, an ugly way. I mean, can you find the eye black? He was wearing on Saturday? It was borderline It was it was basically your chimney sweep costume I

Believe girls call that like a rat boy now like that's a lot. I black. Oh, wow. What's the point of that? It's borderline blackface I don't know it's a shitload of I black you shouldn't have that much I black as a quarterback if it did it's not a quarterback that's a fucking defensive lineman what it helps with the Sun right I guess but still not if it's on your south cheek yeah it's not gonna do shit you went crazy what was your costume supposed to be Kyle ho it's like a basset hound Edgar Allen slut What's that have to do with the black wig black mustache tailcoat and fishnet leggings my quads of like skateboarder legs So why didn't you do Edgar Allen? Ho? Yeah, well that

That was part of it to give the audience something to feel good about. Oh fuck, I fell for it man. Never more. Good shit. I'm getting intimidated by parties. The thought of going made me scared. Being there was... Good house parties fun though.

Yeah, it's awesome. I just don't know Maybe I'm just sad That's I wanted to like what oh go ahead not okay anything to say you're just gonna open up Go ahead Kyle open up Being sad yeah He's not hurt as Achilles yeah, we should tell facility take it easy on him next week He had to be like helped out of here. Seriously. Yeah after after the pickup runs. He was like actually struggling I was like, are you all right? He was like, ah

So facility baby carried him out of here. Oh no Brandon You're not walking well He's gonna get hurt and then he's gonna get fat again Yeah, that's exactly right. That's exactly right. He's gonna cycle He actually was in a good personal trainers too much He was in a great spot. Yeah walking just walk all the time personal trainers gonna push him He doesn't he's gonna get he doesn't need to be pushed. He's gonna. He's gonna stop He's gonna ghost this personal trainer. Is there a fear with you big cat?

Not calling you fat, but if the personal training works, you become, on this show, the biggest guy. Wait, what is Brandon yelling at? Why is he hollering? What? Oh, he's moving. Who's he talking to? Whoa, he's got his shirt on! They're going belly to belly!

They're saying he's just as big. I think Vasoli's fatter, but I'm not sure. Oh yeah. Brandon can't do this though, because he's lost a little weight. And being the guy who loses a little weight, and then starts showing off your body is a bad move. Vasoli's fat, it's everyone falls victim. Yeah, he did that on a college football show, And being the guy who loses a little weight and then starts showing off your body's a bad It's everyone falls victim. Yeah, he did that on a college football show where he called the guy fat And then we made the guy take off his shirt, and he wasn't fat

Yeah He's hollering yeah, they're actually they might actually be arguing Should we haven't played one-on-one to settle it? I don't know if Brandon would agree. Probably makes the most sense. I don't know if they'll do it. Steven, how was the wedding? Really fun. It was a lovely time in Boston.

Nice day. Flew back early Sunday. Had a few dirty Shirley's on Saturday. Got after it. Dirty Shirley's? Yeah, Shirley Temple had booze in it did you did anything unique happen any new experiences that you'd like to share are you having sex again we mean again well like you couldn't for a while so so oh you could like day after the V oh I guess like a week or so oh wait are some of those are some of these via pussy I'm not gonna disclose oh ruins everything god damn it

else you're two away two away which what was this one pussy wait let's scroll on it yeah yeah wait yeah wait can we all pick one and if it's an if we get let's play it again let's make it again I'm not gonna know most of them think we'll tell you the Oh no. Was this before or after Moderna HQ? Before. I just walked by and I knew people were going to rise out of it. Were you star struck? Yeah, that's pretty cool.

It is cool. Oh, that's me. What was that with Fasoli? You guys were hollering. Yeah, I was getting on it for a while. Oh. I was on it for a while. That's cool. Hey, oh, that's me. What was that with Fasoli? You guys were hollering. Yeah, I was getting on him for lying.

Oh. I was mad at him for lying about the basketball. Even Max was like, he didn't tell the truth. But then you guys took your shirts off. I said, I would have scored all day on your fat ass. And he said, well, you're fatter than I am. I said, no, I'm not. And he said, yeah, you are.

And then I raised my shirt, and raised his shirt and yeah, he's way fatter than me Did the room agree? Of course? He's probably not out of breath from walking to the bathroom like I am Oh the room was 100% in my favor. Yes I got you, brother. Go that way. Because, yeah, this one's locked off. We should send spy cam in case it's going to be the kidney stone, though.

Yeah. I feel like he's got to pass it on camera somehow. Somehow. But just makes a loud noise coming out. I don't know how these things work. Does it clink when it hits the kerplunk? I imagine it's like the first poop after having a baby. Oh, come on, Kate.

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This is the other one. The other corner of Hades and Walnut and Philly. And I bet you would go to IHstevensinger.com. I would even though I hate him. Uh, alright. Yeah, he said he was fatter than me and I just... It was a childish thing to do. Well, a fat off?

A fat off. I've been involved in multiple fat offs. What are you, one on one? I'm one on one now, yeah. Were you saying you are fatter than him or that you're not fatter than him? I'm saying he was fatter than me. Yeah. And you've been doing well.

I've been getting there. You can't win a fat off by three. Meaning? If you're getting into fat off, you want to win by 21. Yeah okay. You were at Great Wolf Lodge this weekend. I was. You couldn't have been in the top 100 fattest. No I wasn't. Me and Art took the families to Great Wolf Lodge. What's the vibe there? What's the? It's just an indoor water park and it's all families. There's no young people drinking or anything.

It's all families. Looks like so many cupcakes. Nice. Cupcakes, really? Thank you. Wow, those are good looking cupcakes. Feel like a Band-Aids floating around kind of thing? Or like, no, you feel pretty good about it?

You feel good. You feel good. I mean, it's not the cheapest place in the world. But it's good. It's real nice. Good water slides. I didn't go down any, and I didn't swim. I place in the world. But it's good. It's real nice, good water slides. I didn't go down any and I didn't swim. I just took the kids. Did you wave pool?

I stood by the wave pool and watched my kids wave pool. I never got out of whatever long pants. I was in long pants the whole time. What about art? Art was in his jeans. We were just there to supervise, really. Did Tommy set any records? Tommy, Tommy once went down the water slides for two and a half straight hours without stopping.

Wow. It was just a circle, a circle, a circle, and just never, never came over. Kyle, you gonna eat your cupcake? No. Why? Cause I don't want to. I have high cholesterol. Tommy's concerned about that.

You have high cholesterol? I have one bite have high cholesterol. Tommy's concerned about that. You have high cholesterol? Have one bite of your cupcake. He's concerned about what? He's concerned about the election tomorrow. Yeah? Yeah. You won't have one bite of your cupcake?

No. Please. I don't think he's affiliated. He just wants everything to come out okay. I don't want to. Don't we all? God damn it. There's a razor blade in yours.

Did you actually? Yeah. God damn it. Really? Yeah. Did you actually? Yeah. God damn it. Really? Yeah. Did you see it actually happened? Well, I mean, my calendar went off today saying put a razor blade in Kyle's food.

So nobody actually sent you cupcakes to feel better? No, I bought them and put a razor blade in Kyle's. Everyone else doesn't have a razor blade just for the record. That's what you want us to think. Does Kyle really have a razor blade? Yeah. Take a bite. I think I would bite down on it

horizontally and be like, oh that's a razor blade. Spit it out. No issue. I think you'd get got. I forgot about that. It's been a year now, huh? You brought that up. Whoa whoa whoa! Dude! You weren't kidding in the slightest bit. Oh, there's a world where I would have

Quick ate that and you told me you wanted me to try to slip a razor blade in your food And I've been trying this is the second attempt failed Yeah, Kyle can't get another calendar reminder for six months from now, and I'm gonna try it again. Try it again. I Remember this remember Kyle's telling me I should try it again. Try it again. What if he had chopped down on that thing? Yeah, we would have found out if he was right or not careful what you wish for how'd you know your cholesterol is high I? Didn't tell anyone yeah, I got my blood work yesterday and you put it in vertically was the most dangerous way Yeah, no shit Dude, dude, okay that was a full alright so

I'm gonna set a random calendar can it be any food you put it in or has to be cupcakes no can be any food you said you said it happened Kyle razor blade someone in Calgary was passing out razor blades fucking cow instead of candy was passing out razor blades. Fucking Calgary. Instead of candy. It was just razor blades? They were like, Trudeau made it too expensive to buy candy, so this year, razor blades. Oh. As I get an attempt to own.

But it sucked. That's funny. It's really fucking funny. Naturally the next option. Alright, you consented. It's really fucking weird. I just said another calendar reminder. Putting it in vertically.

You never said vertically or not. Putting it in vertically... You never said vertically or not! Vertically's crazy! But I think it would hinge on the angle of the razor blades. You can't afford apples because of Trudeau, so this year just razors. Oh, that's disposable. Those are BICs! That's fucking good though. I shouldn't have made the headlines. Also, I think with as many razors as he bought he could have certainly bought some apples

I think razors to candy or razors to apples are like one-to-one price You'd think. So you fully consent? Yes. Okay, great Everyone remember this moment because we've done this now twice. Except Kyle. You don't remember this moment. I won't. Well, you don't know what day I put. Okay. Well, you said six months from now. No, I said six months-ish.

I know. That cupcake ruled. Yeah, a really good cupcake. Oh my god. There was a razor blade in yours as well, Kate. Oh, it's gone now. I would have liked you to take a bite. Okay, thanks. But do you guys get blood work done?

I have. I have my physical for the first time. I mean, it really bummed me out. It was just a little bit over on cholesterol and LDL cholesterol. So what do you got to do? Eat Cheerios? I think less red meat. Obviously less sugar probably. Getting old sucks.

Yeah. This is shit you don't have to worry about when you're in your 20s. But I don't know what the extent of worrying I have to do. Oh, you'll worry. Knowing you? Right. You'll be worrying.

Yeah. But you'll be fine. A little bit of cholesterol, no problem. Could be lower. I need to get my blood work done and all that shit oh come on Now this I don't even know why I fucking show up to work with you motherfucker I keep thinking you're gonna do Bernie Mac Morphing. Do another one where he scored a point on Tom Lay. Yeah, make a point. I don't remember. I scored a

point. Edit that one. But like Brandon is thinner. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I'd rather be clamped and thinner. Yeah, clamping and fat. It's what comes with I played well max. I played I played well The Grinch calling here's my Air this you just got to get the right tone of the lesson one question dog call one word answer X come here No, don't give him.

No, because he... Yeah. Yeah. It's like, hmm, a razor blade. Why is he walking like that? Is he afraid? Come here. Come here.

I'm asking you. You don't even have to enter the room. Come here. You don't even have to enter the room. But if you want to, there's a cupcake. Stand at that mic right there. Max, Max, do have a quick, it's not the wheel. We haven't done the wheel yet.

Coach, sit down. Come on. You can seriously have this if you want. No thank you. He's been working out. You want Kyle's cupcake? Thank you. He's been working out.

You sure? Max, two questions. Did I play well? I thought Brandon played very well. All right, three questions actually. Confirmed he played well. Two, how close was memes to fighting Jack McCarthy? As close as you could imagine.

Did you do anything to help that? I probably made it worse. I just kept being like, memes, relax, memes, relax, memes, relax. No, no, no no you said memes hell Yeah, keep giving it to him, bro That is not what happened I wish that's what happened

Max Max you said memes. I love it. I fucking love it. I'd well I Did love it, but I also didn't want him to fight him Because memes is memes is crazy like yeah He got that he had that look he was gone It was all because he had this play that was like kind of cool But he literally took like eight steps, and I think we counted it But we were like that will count it, but that was the biggest travel. I'd ever wait and count wait So we did count it. Oh, we didn't count. It wasn't even like a violent foul

But I think it was a violent foul. I was on the other side of the court. So I didn't see was it A hug foul. No, no, he went up. He slept him on the arm So I don't know I heard it was a violent foul. I didn't see the foul I heard it was a violent foul, but he was really mad because we just said that he traveled and he was like no I didn't know I did it was was a gather step it was a gather step. Alright then three what's the deal with Tom Lane and Jack McCarty giving each other hickeys? Shoulder on the shoulder on the shoulder which is yeah I mean it's just a little okay it wasn't on like the face or anything okay just experiment. But you saw it? Yeah. Was it you that saw it?

I was wondering who saw? Oh I also have something else Yeah, and this is about Nick oh I Who was I talking? I was talking with someone about this There needs to be someone smarter than me and more clever than me that needs to start making fun of Nick Because he's so good at making fun of everybody else make fun of me. Yeah, no getting away with it Really no long Everybody else make fun of me yep, no getting away with it Really me oh We need to find we need to find someone smarter than me. We need a real nerd yes

That needs to be a bit I told him I told him Nick this on Friday, and he just kept coming back up to me being like don't do you Yeah, ron would be good Tyrone oh Oh love that That's a row to the hat as I've ever Make fun of Nick for us come on got anything yeah, be be funny funny guy. Oh, he's gonna try Yeah I'm not gonna handle this well.

Alright, am I done? Yeah, we'll call you back when we get wet wheel. But I play well, Max. I play well, Max. No, yeah, I actually, he passed the ball very well, just that everyone else stunk and couldn't make shots. He knows how to play the game. Let's go! Nice cupcake.

You want Kyle's cupcake? Okay. There's a See you, Max. You want Kyle's cupcake? Okay. There's a razor blade in it. Yeah, just general Tom foolery. That's not a prank. That's attempted murder. He consented. The whole thing started when he said,

I think I would know that there's a razor blade. There's a universe where you keel over with a kidney stone and I take a quick bite In my mouth is exploding Onto your bare dick passing Everyone we're both experiencing the max amount of pain together That would be a real friend move. Yeah Like I'll hop in that hole

Did you guys I don't know why I thought of this have you guys ever seen the couple that like shoots Like balloons filled with shaving cream and just douses each other with it. Oh, yeah, I've seen in the kitchen. Yeah I've seen these people I think we should start doing doing that I didn't know it was one couple. I thought it was like a movement. No, it's it's it's one couple and we need to start doing that I don't know. I thought right. What is um, I don't know what this is either. All right, I'll find them It's like their own tick-tock and like the husband will set up a camera and wait for the wife to walk through And he'll throw a balloon filled with shaving cream at her. He's a cop so he like has, yeah this is them. Right. Yeah watch this.

That looks great. I'm gonna get it. You almost got me. And they just do this. That's not real. Yes it is. Well that was set up though. They know it's happening.

Hold on there's some really good ones. I like it though. Well no I think they have a unspoken rule Where's the camera? That one's nothing. Oh. No, there's something that he gets like, uh. What? Uh, fuck.

What's our most viewed ones? Oh, okay. I just want to start doing this. I like the hijinq a lot. They're setting this up. Yeah, that one is great. I got you two rolls. Oh, yes.

Wait, how? All right, we're doing this. Yeah. Shooting it. What's he shooting them with? He's, I don't know't know like I don't know what it's he's a cop So he clearly is a good shot His laughter is too fake. Yeah laughter pisses me off Yeah, once you realize every single one is

Perfectly framed and she's always like walking over here. I got you this thing you wanted Yeah, once you realize. Every single one is perfectly framed. And she's always like walking in here, I got you this thing you wanted. Oh, you got me again, I wasn't expecting it to be above the door. Fuck, you guys are going to ruin this. I don't think we're ruining it. It's all fake? It's all fake.

I don't think it's fake. Any couple account is fake. Fuck! The perfect framing every... I mean the absolute... Alright, forget that, I want to start doing that. I want to start doing that. Yeah, it's still cool. Is fake fuck the perfect framing every time in the absolute Yeah, it's still cool is it shaving cream in a balloon I think shaving cream in water you think we could get somebody today Kill do we have the material one of us not one of us. I'm sure we got balloons Yes, I think we could get my socks Dave put it right there Could you get white socks Dave twice in a day get Jerry? Oh, yeah

The crazy part is the timing. Right. Because you have to hit it right as they're, like, there's a... So perfect. I'm going to get someone tomorrow. You're a good shot. Yeah? Yeah. Not that. I don't think the timing is the tough part. How do you know someone's going to keep walking?

How do you know? We got to get them right on the court. If we get one all the way on the top, and have someone stand in the middle. If we can get somebody, one all the way on the top. Yeah, I would stand in the middle If we can get somebody like twice on their way to the act studio I Mean couldn't we just put it up there and have them sit down. I think you'd see it. Well, what if we decorated the room? Right above the right above that chair, I think whatever we I think it would probably we'd probably fuck this up. Yeah Oh, yeah, real bad. Yeah But I want to try

Remember the smokes prank era yeah, that was Yeah Really affected only me I think Play pornography under my seat. Yeah, yeah He wanted to fight because I I pulled the same trick on him seconds later Are you kidding me? He played pornography under my seat. Yeah, he was. Yeah, he did get Nick pretty bad. He wanted to fight because I pulled the same trick on him seconds later. He was gonna put an airbag underneath my seat?

Oh yeah, he was. Oh, he was gonna have a girl come in and slap me for having sex with her and then like, showing her again. I thought I was kidding, you're pregnant. Turns out Dave- Was it pregnancy? Turns out Dave hiring someone off of a Twitter bet

and then just saying, hey hey big cat you just handle him Should I be pranking people Legit things said to me. I'll never forget him celebrating like getting a new contract with a sign that says resigned with a sign that says resigned. All right. Yeah, the prank error was tough. What are we going to do tomorrow? We got to have people vote on something. I don't know what.

Hmm. I think we come up with an office position. Yeah. Maybe it's going to be bad. I want a voting booth in the middle, and people have to vote during the act office hall monitor get an answer to something we can have the chat we could have the chat I would draft for us and they vote for the ingredient for each person whoo well I wanted I want people in the office to

vote mmm mmm play into the whole election day second least favorite on the yak little sass right in. Who could the... Chat, help us out. What do we need an answer to? Vote. It probably wouldn't go... What if we elect a new Yak member for like a week? Whoa! And everyone could write in or we put it on a ballot, who would be on it?

You could write in. I think it on a ballot who would be on it you can write anything It'd be a ballot situation. Yeah, we see if anybody wants to run for the spot For a week yeah Yeah, that's not a bad idea I like that yeah So I think if I get let's think this through cuz smokes is definitely gonna put his name up Let's think this through because Smokes is definitely going to put his name up. So will Mence. Is there a... Is Mence in town?

Oh, Smokes will definitely put his name up. Is there an office policy that would result in like a 50-50 type split? Yeah. Some sort of... similar to what we did with the lunches versus the party, although that wasn't 50-50. I think that was trending towards 100-0. Which we are going to do the lunches again. wasn't 50-50. I think that was running towards a hundred Yeah, which we are gonna do the lunches again. Yeah, yeah, January. What are we replacing jick week with? Did we see massage?

Bobby I'd love to get like a speed painter those guys that do the halftime shows. I like that. Yeah Oh, we could just do halftime show Shows I like that. Oh, we could just do halftime show Half-time shows her oh hell yes We got to get the guy with the little dog. Yeah I think quick. I think quick change in his wife broke up. Oh, no quick changes Can we're gonna get like a little kids basketball game does say the local? Oh, yes the local youths playing Basketball always hits alright, so we got to start playing this this is great basketball game. It does say the local. Oh yes. The local youths playing basketball always says.

All right. So we got to start playing this. This is great. First of all, it's like the second or third week of January. I would also love a national anthem before the Yak every day. Yeah. I'm a red panda.

I will absolutely. We'd have to get red panda here. Yeah. Halftime. And we'll just do it like 45 minutes into the Yak. Yep. We'll just be like, all right alright time for our halftime show What if we each have to find one and so it's a surprise to everybody else what the halftime show is that works

Yeah But yeah, I think I'll tell Caitlin to start looking into this yeah She can just get us a list and we all pick one or a freelance red panda or maybe we just don't know I really wish oh we get the Jesse White tumblers yeah I don't know that they're like these the kids they do bowls they do like a few bowls games and they just tumble local if you're at a good block party the Jesse White tumblers are there yeah yeah like so it's what kids tumbling yeah they put out mats. They run around.

I love that, but not too much. Yeah, the appropriate amount. The jump rope kids. We could definitely get the Jesuit tumblers. We could get the... Bucket boys? Bucket boys. Bucket boys, the...

Yeah, it is a Jesuit tumbler. This is what they do? Yeah, they're just, I mean, they kind of ramp it up. Okay. They're a household name in Chicago. Yeah, they're pretty cool Can we look up quick change is quick change still doing it? I didn't know that was one one person It's a husband and a wife. They don't like a few people do it or a lot I Just know quick change okay. I want a trampoline to dunk. I want that yes

I want them to do the show and then I want all of us to take a stab at it. What was the bet? Brandon didn't think he could and we thought he could. No, no, no, no, no. The opposite, Kyle. I knew I could and y'all didn't think I could. We got to the arena that day, they said insurance, no go.

No go. Oh, you were supposed to do this? Yeah, cause they thought it would be impossible even off trampoline to dunk and I was like for you they thought kind of for anybody but especially for me but it was a really uninjured after you can do it it's no problem it's a trip think of landing maybe the last thing you do you're on a big pad you just let yourself go you got to fully commit though hey you think you have the balls oh yeah can you look up quick people You just let yourself go. You gotta fully commit though. Hey.

You think you have the balls? Oh yeah. Can you look up quick change? People forget. Quick change is a type of performance. What people forget? Oh, it's a type of performance? Are you talking about David and Dan?

You know the man's name was Quick Change? Yeah. The act that used to be the official halftime performance of the NBA. No, there is, there is. One of them died of COVID. Yeah, he's Quick Change. There is like the, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, there is one. Okay, guy. Yeah, he's quick change is like the yeah. Yeah, yeah, there is one guy Yeah, oh fuck Fuck it's worse. Oh, yeah, I guess he's not oh That's you talking about I did that's what talking about yeah, wait oh No, no, he just got to for change died Wait, can we watch him? Well, that'd be sad why oh Wow, that's a bird on America's got talent I was like blown away. Yeah, they're fucking he's dead Shit quick change into death damn come on. You think he did that on his deathbed

Just changed into dead like his hospital rubs or my right into a suit yeah for my final trick Wait quick change come back no It's not too soon is there a new quick change come back. Nope. Nah, nah, nah. It's not too soon. Is there a new quick change? I thought they were just called quick change. I mean, there's got to be more people who can do it. I don't know, man. They did.

Yeah, but plus, once he died, that act is kind of up for grabs, right? Yeah. I feel... Well, this hasn't been quick at all. No, dude. We haven't done anything yet. This is boring as fuck. Also, she's just wearing a huge dress over something else. Yeah, there's something under that dress I'd imagine you don't know that look at that. Oh wait

Bang Wow That was pretty quick. That was quick. That was quick, but she just pulled her dress down is now in that bag. Yeah No, they that's quick change, but the it's called quick change. Yeah, she did Quick change but the it's called quick change. Yeah, she did Quick, I guess they're not hiding the sea. Yeah, they didn't say this is magic Wait a minute. Oh, oh never said In the hat it's about to be red she goes in the hat Wait What was grabbing the hat for I think he's about to be read distract you was he about to change? Yeah?

She's got the hat back Blue glove red glove he looks like oh That was quick change I think I think we should do we should do four halftime shows then we need to come We got to come up with our own halftime show. Okay. We do, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yellow. That's so quick.

I feel like there's other quick changes. I don't know, he's just changing his gloves. You can't even make picks that quick. I don't know if I can. Brandon, Brandon, that was quick. That was too quick. That was a quick change. I was preoccupied with Danny.

What did Danny do? Yeah. Nothing. He said I can't even make picks that quick. Brandon, watch this one. Watch this one. You're never going to believe what this one is going to be. Watch this.

Damn, he did die. Judging by the lift of this act, he's just changing gloves. She's changing her whole outfit. There's not a whole lot left under there. And he's probably paid more. I would hope so. Rone did a video series several years ago. Yeah, it was great. He's called half the story. Yeah He talked to he did the dog guy

So yeah, Rone could probably help us get some of these people. Lucky the Boston Celtics dude. Yeah I fear that trying to book them in January is going to be their peak season and cost a shitload of money Yes, what with the NBA and full swing? them in January is going to be their peak season and cost a shitload of money. Yes. What with the NBA and full swing? I think it's gonna be like thousands per person per appearance. Alright, let's get some low rated amateur. Well look at the poll schedule. Maybe they have a couple games January and we can just piggyback. Or we get like the G League mascot.

Can we just find performers online? Yeah, we just find someone, or maybe it would be even better to find like next up. The next big halftime performer. That's what we should do. Who's hungry? Who wants it? Part of it last year was teaching Mintz how to do magic. He's got to try to learn how to quick change.

Yeah. Imagine Mintz trying to do a red panda. Yeah, yeah imagine Fully naked Red panda oh yeah, is he somewhere giving a commencement speech right now. I hope now. He's somewhere being him He's already at Mississippi Doing a gig of some sort yeah, what is he doing? Oh no story? He tells me he says, but don't tell anybody but then everybody knows he tells everybody the storm No, this one is um is like a hired speaking engagement He told me like UTA signed off on it, so it's like someone's paying mincy

What the fuck is he doing today? We need? We need to I heard a pay very He's with someone hired him to speak. He's in New Orleans right now. He's with the family He does that for free and people don't listen wait, but get him on zoom we Who hired him I think I know but I don't know how private this is supposed to I'm gonna come to Chicago this week He's gonna stay down there and just go to miss on Saturday possibly I'll just call him He's going to come to Chicago this week. He's going to stay down there and just go to Ole Miss on Saturday. Possibly.

I'll just call him. Say, is anyone in that crowd a fan duel? Okay. Audience. Oh, yeah, I'll ask him. Paid speaking gig in Savannah. Is that what he told you? Savannah? Savannah? We'll get video what paid speed we gotta get to the bottom of a frat maybe I'm doing something so wrong every day he just Just a cameo in Savannah. Hey, hey. Happy birthday. How we doing?

Where are you? So, I've got a, we've got a little mess here. Wait, can you zoom in? Yeah, I can zoom in. TJ just started. All right, okay, zoom in. All right, bye. What did he say?

Did he say we have an incident? We got an incident here. Sounded like he was under just. What if we pull up the zoom and it's just like a bridge with a truck? It's like Paw Patrol. We've got an incident. There's a puppy on a truck hanging from this bridge.

OK, but what are you doing there? I wouldn't be shocked. That or his hair is going to stand up like when a mad scientist has a beaker explode. Or he's like fully blue. He's sucked into a spaceship toilet. I fell into a porta potty in Old Men. Mincy.

Is that a swamp? A lake? How we doing? What's the incident? All right. So only this is one of those situations that I can only find myself in. All right.

So I have this. I'm speaking at the Savannah, Georgia quarterback club that I really, really excited about it. Founded in 1946. Apparently, it's very prestigious. You can only get a spot if someone dies and it's like a blazer of that. You got to look at sharp. So how did you get who asked you?

What are you going to? What are you going to talk about? I will. I'll let you guess. Yeah. So wait till you hear the situation. So just shout out. John has him the head of it. He reached out to me and was just like, look, we have all the same speakers every year and we're wanting to go different out. We wanted to get some more still in here. And he asked me if I'd like to do it and said, you know, made steps, I wanted to do it.

But here's the problem. Why does his neck a different color? Here's the problem, boys, and ladies. So anyway, it's like a blazer event, you know? I'm packed, I have my blazer and it's black. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is going on with your neck? I can't stop looking at it now.

They're two different colors. I don't know, it's kind of got thinner, I think. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's the colors. It looks like you're wearing a shirt under your shirt, but it's skin-colored shirt. Or a pink. I don't know, I got my, I got my Snoop Drop It like but it's skin colored shirt. Or a pink. I don't know, I got my Snoop Drop It

like it's not a bra, but it's a shirt. Why's your collar so loose? Are you inside or outside? I'm inside, I'm in the baggage claim in Savannah, Georgia airport. Okay, all right, so back to the incident. But there's no bags to claim. Oh.

So, so. Yeah, lost baggage could only happen to you. No, no. His air tag is in New Orleans. Yeah, that's okay. So here's what happened. I was staying with my good buddy Grady, and he was at Henry's Sports Bar last night, and it was like 730, and I was just wiped out, like, I'm going back.

Just make sure you call me when you leave Henry's because I gotta go get my bag that has my blazer and work lab top and everything in it out of your place. So it's like 9.30 or 10, I get no phone calls from Grady. So I'm kind of freaking out. So I call him like five times, no answer, no response to the text. I show up at his door banging on his door, nothing. I even tried to like credit card in there and couldn't,

of course I couldn't figure that out. So I'm like, Hey, I got to come by at 6 a.m. to get all my stuff out. I got the speaking gig. I get up there and get there at 5 30 this morning, call everything. Nothing. So I showed up to the airport at 6 30 this morning and all. I got a t-shirt on and iPhone charger and flip flops. And then I've got a speaking gig at 5.30.

So I'm about to head to a discount men's clothing store to go buy a suit or something to try to make the best of this. But we're ready to start right now. Is your friend alive? Yeah, no. So he called me at 10 a.m. He left his phone at the bar last night.

But I mean, he was out at Coutterbrook. I mean, we got to Coutter Brown's like 1.30 yesterday. I mean, he was out. Itougar Brooks. I mean, we got to Cougar Browns like 1.30 yesterday. I mean, he was out boozing all day. So he was- Cougar Browns. What's Cougar Browns? In fact, we're great in all of town sports clubs. Oh, okay.

But yeah, so yeah, we're struggling. We got a big speaking gig. We gotta be looking sharp. And we're not doing that right now. So where did you sleep last night? I slept in my buddy's house, probably a few blocks away. So what is your speech going to be?

They want to know about NIL a lot, so I was going to talk about the Grove Collective. I'm actually going to tell the story of when I went to Athens, Georgia, and Georgia just kicked the other living shit out of us last year. And there was a meeting the next day between Wayne Kipp and the Walker Jones.

Like, we got to raise money to get bigger time scrimmage to have a chance to compete against these guys. And they went out and spin it. And we're about to see Saturday feels working. You're gonna tell a story about someone else's story? Well, they want to know about the NIL and how you know, I'll miss doing it. And I'm involved. They want more. They want barstool stories. So what it's more so reciting a biography

What is the Savannah quarterback club? It's a quarterback clubs. They're like basically they're men's group football meetings once a week during football season boys Talking ball. Yeah. No, it's a dinner. But like I said, this one's like I have to wear a blazer So apparently, you know, this is a pretty prestigious one. It's been going since 1946. Is this a set? See, Bob, I said to Bob there a few weeks ago.

Apparently not that brought to Austin is now is this quarterback club like. Is it like like Michael Vick or Cam Newton would speak at it, or would it be like more like Eli Manning or it would be would it be more like Eli Manning or? It would be like, they go a lot of Georgia heavy. Savannah's on the South Carolina border, so it seems like it's like Georgia, Clemson, South Carolina influence. Is it mobile quarterbacks or is it more pocket passers?

Yeah. I feel like they're going with old school pocket passers. Yeah, yeah. All right, all right. I know Aaron Murray spoke at it recently. OK. I know ex-Ge at it recently. OK. Yeah. I know ex-Georgia coach Jim Donah. Are you getting paid for this?

Yes, yes, I am. What's the nut? I don't care if it's fine or not. I just need to know who you're paying. No, no, no. I mean, I ran it. I mean, I went official. I even hit up our UTA thing.

The Dave, we had, you know. Yeah, I did everything right. So, um, but yeah, I'm getting, uh, you know, I'm getting paid a couple of grand here to speak for 30 or 40 minutes. Incredible. 40 minutes. Yeah. Yeah.

And, uh, and they're putting me in the lovely planners in and downtown Savannah and pay for my flights and stuff. So, and I couldn't say no, it'll be a good opportunity. Yeah. You know, I'm getting, I'm, I'm trying to do it I've been in little mincy to her video we're gonna we're logging my clothing problem and we're gonna you know get some video of me going to store and buying a suit and some stuff tonight you know trying to get up sweet okay all right well good luck where's my tj where's my contract uh countdown clock yeah yeah yeah Right have fun mincy

Hey Oxford can't wait this weekend. Yeah, okay. Thanks. I just need to say it be what all right? See you guys see you miss you All right, thank you appreciate it all right. What does this t-shirt look like what a world? Some sometimes I Is insane every every once in a while you might be more than two grand. Yeah, yeah Every once in a while something will happen and I'll just be like yeah, God isn't real Good for mincy. I know yeah, I would take that yeah, yeah Is he allowed to film any of this I he said he was gonna get video yeah, but that doesn't mean shit Yeah, true 40 minutes is a lot. I'm still left alone as to what a quarterback club

I think it's guys talking football once a week over dinner. I just can't I think it's like a fancy Elks Club for dudes What kind of specific? I think it's like a fancy Elks Club for dudes The Savannah quarterback, what's the mission state our objectives promote football spirit fellowship and football knowledge? I like that I Kind of like this. It's boys talking ball. Yeah. Yeah, it's essentially Like why don't we should just we should start gambling? Yeah cave should just yeah a quarterback that is a yeah Alright, but do you think this is one of those darker things where like it's not a darker But where they like what's that college that pulls the strings behind the homecoming King and Queen Alabama where this is like they pull the strings Behind NIL for that southern teams. Yeah the machine Yeah video about the machine. Maybe this is part of some kind of football machine

Variant and how did they find out about mincy? I think they wanted a bar stool person Who fit their culture and could talk football? Yeah, that's got to be it and that was the first one landed on It understands other quarterback club. I'm very interested Believe it said that there's only 100 members at any given time. Oh wow Is there like a yearly dues is there a wait list? He says like one in one out, right 1946 Right 1946 Hmm Savannah's beautiful. It's the best. Yeah, I love Savannah

Good good walking around city. I've never been it's oh, it's good. Yeah It's very fun, and I think it's another city you can walk around with drinks, or maybe I just you just do Know that every city in this country you can just Talk about it. Hey, you should be speaking at the Savannah quarterback club I Mean I'd be open to that Hey, go Wait, hey you uh're Jared Goff MVP pick.

Looking pretty good. You want to take a midseason victory lap? No, I mean we're still pretty far off. There are guys ahead of him, but we've got a chance. Unfortunately for Shay, Saquon Barkley has 925 yards. Yeah, he looks awesome. But there's only been one year where he's been over what, a thousand five? A thousand five, yeah. Oh yeah, I forgot about that

I was in five you're expecting the Saquon fall off. He did the coolest fucking thing. I've ever seen you ever ever also Wildly dangerous yeah, did you see a car? I haven't I think you can jump over a man backwards I will say I think how you can do this you could do this I think we can't show it But we can't show it in a pleasure We can't show it. We can show it. In a play. We show a gif? Yeah. It's the coolest thing I've ever seen.

It really was. And actually, his spin move was just as cool. Oh my god, that was sick. Oh my god. Yeah. Super dangerous. It's the coolest thing I've ever seen. You think you could do that, Kyle?

You probably could. Yeah, I could do it. Also, Kyle, headstands are like the coolest thing I've ever seen. You think you could do that, Kyle? You probably could. Yeah, I could do it. Also Kyle, headstands are like the new celebration. I love it. I saw that. I saw the, um, the incarnate word player, but apparently there was a high school player who did it very first.

Okay. I think Drake London did it. Yeah. Wait, what was the gun celebration you were talking about? Who did it? Uh, Daniels. Uh, Dyson Daniels. But there, I've noticed in sports the gun

celebrations we have I don't know where they go from here because it went from like finger guns to like Shot like the the they're kicking down doors now and the way they're doing them are just like he just fucking There was the Minnesota player that got flagged just for lifting up his show Yeah, yeah showing the gun and the gun celebrations are very I love them and they're getting more elaborate and more demonstrative He's fucking mowed down the entire bench was the South Carolina South Carolina guy that killed Jackson dart at close range Yeah, they are getting crap So wait mincy's bags were at his friends where mincy had to have been but then what they'd had another Oh mincy said he stated is I think yet a I think he has a bag house and a stay

I think that's what it is You could sleep the friends. You know like I got mincy out. Yeah, I can't handle both He was at the bar with his friend too, right? Here Brown but like leaving your phone at a bar Overnight, it's a crazy move. You got to be so drunk. So fucked up Yeah, like that's not leaving your credit card Not at all which that that's something you even like blacked out are like on top Of like I'm right even if you forgot you're gonna go back and get it because you usually need it to even go home

Yeah, right. Yeah He just wandered out of there. I have a job He's wearing what he was wearing yesterday You can't have any priorities. He's wearing what he was wearing yesterday? I don't know. Like he slept at another buddy's. Why didn't he just keep his bag at that buddy's? Imagine how carefree you are

just walking out of a bar, no phone. That's the first plan. With no plan. Instantly realized. Right. Must be nice. Starting to think. Nothing's adding up.

It's a different life than us. There's a man at the Savannah Quarterback Club who paid to go eat and watch Mincey speak tonight about an NIL situation that has nothing to do with him. Correct. He's going to be wearing that blazer over that. He's also going to tell Barstool stories. He's going to tell the story about the time that Ole Miss

lost and then decided we need better players. Yeah. Touching. What do you think the Barstool stories are going to be? I'm going to guess this. There's one that would land well with that crowd. They booked them. You may know me from Wake Up, Mincy. Brandon, do you think you would have taken a couple thousand

dollars to give a 10 minute speech to a bunch of people? I'll leave the Yak right now and spend the rest of the month doing it. I'll go to every touchdown club in America. Did you know about touchdown clubs? I do know about them. They are a code for old white guy clubs. But I've been to one in Destin, Florida, but I've never spoken at one. Or is it a quarterback club?

This one's a quarterback club. Touchdown club, quarterback club, they all got different names. All sports club, you know, but it's usually just, you know. Skull and bones stuff. He would have taken this if he won the costume contest. No, he would have. Yeah, he definitely would have.

Is he back tomorrow? As we said. I don't know that he knows where he's going to be two hours from now. I have a prediction. Something crazy is going to happen. Yeah. And he's not going to be able to get on that flight. He's probably going to have to go straight to Oxford.

You guys aren't going to believe this. I had to. My bag is now. Yeah. Unforeseen circumstance. And I'll just meet you all in Oxford So he's gonna fly back to New Orleans to get to get his back. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna sign an anonymous Tip oh no

The mince he might have asked to speak Starting to make sense no, just say a few words? Oh, what? That's so funny. Oh, no. Should we call him back? Should we call the quarterback club? Yeah. Yes.

Yes. How anonymous is the tip? I mean, how rock solid is the tip, I mean? Pretty rock solid. Because again, Mincy is, God love him, he will tell people things to not say, but he'll tell everyone. Every single person here. He told me a very personal detail last week.

He said, you promise not to tell anybody. Wait a minute, was it the same one? Uh huh. Yes. And I was like, I promise I will not tell anybody. And I walked out of that room and an hour later, every single other person. Yeah, I know. I know exactly.

Wait, did he tell you too? Yes, I I know exactly he trapped me in the quick picks room and he was just like and this needs to be wiped from your memory the second you walk out of this room and then he just tells everyone he went to the next person the first dude who tells the whole world a secret oh man but if he's getting paid thousands of dollars and who cares if he asked hi, yeah I mean, it's just uh, it's funny. She's funny. It's a funny premise I don't know if they're paying thousands of dollars for a Monday night speaker in early November I don't know who has to be there with everybody they've had there. I I hope he winds up like paying to do

Are we calling the quarterback club? Do we have a number for them? Oh yeah, it's probably tough. Mintzi probably does. Savannah's so... Why did we believe that for one second? I don't know. Because that is something that would happen to him. Yeah. It is something that would happen to him. I. It is something that would happen to him. I mean, I could see an Ole Miss guy doing that speaking thing. And then, oh, no, they call Ole Miss and say, can Lane come or can somebody come? They say, no, but how about Ben Mintz?

OK. But what would you want to hear from Mintz specifically? So they can get NIL stories from his perspective. He got me there. I always assume it's like a long play to try to get Dave to go. OK, yeah. Maybe that's what it is.

Maybe Mintz says he'll tell Dave. Yeah. Maybe they think Dave is coming. Is there like on the Savannah quarterback club, Facebook, or website, is there a flyer for tonight? There's no way they publicized that. Yeah. OK.

Do you think they're getting down, their boys being boys at this club? Yeah, it's just getting away from their wives. Is there a possibility that somebody is pranking Menci? Yes. Somebody reached out to Menci and is like, I represent the Savannah quarterback club. Oh, shit.

That would be so funny. And they don't, in fact, represent the Savannah quarterback club. And he's going to show up tonight to give a speech. The Savannah quarterback club is going to say, who the fuck are you? But somebody paid for his flight, right? I don't know. He said they paid for my flight in hotel

He's just gonna be speaking at a frat house living maybe they said they will pay for it He booked it and is gonna like send in his receipts or something. That's possible That would be although something. What's your confidence level in him booking a flight in hotel? I guess he does it all the time maybe Do we have a gauntlet today's TJ he's the only one not listed on the schedule Because it might not exist yeah, why don't they meet on a Monday night it might not exist. Yeah, why don't they meet on a Monday night? It might not exist This might be a night between a nine situation What are those what are those days Wait, are there any concert? These are all like Fridays and Saturdays, right?

Yeah, is there any concerts in Savannah tonight? Or he could maybe be going instead? If widespread panics play? I, you guys are joking. You cannot rule that out. Fine, yeah, figure it out. No, I'm not ruling that out. I don't think that's that. If there's a widespread or a fish or a plate of barbecue.

I love Savannah. Savannah's a stupid who owns a restaurant. Oh, it's so good. My favorite restaurant ever eaten at since Savannah What's it called jazzed and it might not even still be there? We just happened into it one night We were just wandering around Savannah me and my wife and we went downstairs to a jazz club and it was phenomenal The best she crabs soup you'll ever have she what she crab soup or she crab soup she crab soup She crab she crab soup or she crab soup she crab soup are you saying she crab she crab she crab female crates or she she she crab

she crab soup so female crab I guess I don't know why it's called that but it's delicious that was the best food I've had almost she crab soup that looks good Brandon yeah there it is it is. It can only be collected from people. Oh my god. It's good. We gotta send you down there. I don't know how to ever have a reason to go. Just invite yourself. I need to find a town in the plot. Thickens. Oh yes. Widespread Panic was scheduled on November 1st and 2nd to do shows in Savannah.

Ooh. But they have been canceled. Oh. Did he already have tickets? Is there a possibility he booked this trip? Oh. Around that. Is there a reschedule tonight, possibly?

I don't know, I just googled, I clicked on upcoming shows and I just found this thing, Milwaukee and Savannah shows canceled and it looks like The Riverside Theater, Milwaukee and November 1st and 2nd in mark mark market arena and Savannah have been canceled So I don't know if they reassured them, but uh so he already had a trip. He's doing a quick pivot very interesting interesting. Uh huh.

Uh huh. Ha ha. Ha. Yep. Yep. Add up. Alright, just searching. Yep. Uh huh. That was... Cracked the case. That was the original plan.

For sure. Who's to say? Or maybe not, maybe a wild coincidence. Early November. Sure who's to say her maybe not maybe a wild coincidence Interesting we can't say for sure By the way congratulations on beating Ohio State every year Pense a yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool every year every single year. Yeah, we find a way James Franklin What a dummy I I saw his stats against ranked team. I can't do it.

Can't win the big one. How was Connor today? I don't know. Connor, get in here. I forgot. Connor's going to dinner tonight with Luke Plutman and Boyd Sox team. He is?

That's right. Yes. They're merging challenges because on a dog walk. Yeah, and the stretch, I believe Dave said, he could eat 30 wings from Bird's Nest. Yeah, 30 wings and a half of football. No, he can't do that. So he's going to go eat the wings.

And he was very White Sox team. He came into my office being like, we had the biggest emergency being like like I have this and I also supposed to go out to dinner with them like just Combined I I texted him in our group chat and saying why don't we just do a two-fer combined him? Yeah He said there's no chance I'm doing that. I said what yeah, he is doing that. They're gonna They're gonna video it all so we'll actually have video of the Luke Blutman Connor White-Sax Dave wonderful

Dinner Dave White-Sox Dave. Wonderful. Dinner. White Sox, Dave said it will be easy to do 30 wings. I didn't know it was in a half a football. Half a football. I don't think it's going to be easy. 30 wings in an hour? I was just doing the stretch with them. White Sox, Dave is, I, everything he,

every challenge he ever does, I think there's no way he can do it while also thinking there's absolutely way He can do it, and I'm right both like I don't know. I don't it's something about him Yeah, yeah, like what he said you could lock down Jack McCarthy It's the coffee was the dumbest thing ever and then when they started I was like wait is he gonna fucking clamp him You're going to dinner tonight So I heard that Okay, I have multiple days tonight, so great no no no I You can clamp them. You're going to dinner tonight. So I heard that. Cool. OK.

You have multiple dates tonight? All right, so great. No, no, no. I was unable to watch the show live the last part of the show on Friday. And I got a text from Dave. And he's like, hey, we're going to dinner tonight. Then I watched the show back, and there wasn't

a single mention of me going. Yeah, we forgot. You're implied with White S With White Sox Dave dinner. The dinner tonight is wings? Oh, yeah, and you don't eat wings. I don't eat wings. This is... I forgot you don't eat wings because of your teeth. Oh, my God. So I don't know exactly...

You know, there's other stuff. He can chew it for you. All right, and it's for the... Just a half of a football game? Yeah, just a half of a football. You, Luke, and White Sox Dave. I think Eddie and chief will be there Yeah I was just talking to Eddie before this and I didn't know if we were if this was gonna be the official day

We were gonna push it off to go a nice place. So we're combining them. Okay So from this point moving forward whenever we get dinner with white socks Dave I am you are the you're guaranteed and then it's a third okay, and then you know have good conversation Yeah, of course yeah, we'll be watching ball. Okay. Yeah, that works, and you don't have to eat the wings Good they are very good. I know and that's why it kills, and I don't think it's gonna break your teeth They have a they have grilled kebabs there too in the sauce that are good. Okay, but maybe try one I tried them on the show. It's just I don't know I don't find them very filling also I'm exhausted from the weekend and the travel and everything good weekend though. We fucking I mean it was no

I was not fucking uh you get sucked. No get a hickey No, that was that was a crazy conversation earlier No, I was not getting hickeys. Have you gotten a hickey? Shoulders you're saying once No, I was not getting hickeys. Have you gotten a hickey? What? On your shoulders? You were saying once? Twice. Twice? Two hickeys.

I was pissed. Did you moan? No, I didn't moan. You being defensive makes me think you really squeal. You got a hickey and you got mad at it. Yes, I was really mad. Were you angry? Did you yell at him?

No, no, not in the moment. Oh. But when I saw in the mirror, I was like, oh, I'm going to get a hickey. I'm going to get a hickey. I'm going to get a hickey. I'm going to get a hickey and you got mad at it. Yes, I was really mad. You angry? Were you angry? Did you yell at him? No, no, not in the moment. Oh. But when I saw in the mirror, I was like,

oh, dude, that's- What? Dude. No, no. No. Bro. After the fact, the next morning, whatever the case is, I'm looking in the mirror and I'm saying to myself,

dude, I can't believe that woman, that female woman, did that to me. Yeah, there are ways going Dude why did you give me? Yeah, otherwise it was a good weekend aside from the loss and yeah Yeah, I enjoyed being back in state college and Mubi and Kelly and their whole tour went great And we were able to have a good time and yeah Successful weekend. So that's nice. Oh, yeah You know see my mom got to see my friends any fights that you saw. Uh

No, no none Bless you Brandon. You guys are just never gonna beat Ohio State We should be and not to rehash. I actually disagree. I think next year. They don't play. Next year is the last game for a few years. I really feel like Ohio State is going to lose a lot of pieces and you guys are going to be in great position to pull it off.

We should be in a spot where we're not beating them every single year, but once every couple years, and especially when we have these leads, we should be able to hold on to them and not squander them. But everything still lies ahead for the team. They can still make it to the playoffs, still have a home playoff game, but this was a really demoralizing loss. Yeah. Whatever. TJ, will you go back to the Savannah quarterback club page real quick? Scroll. Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll.

Keep scrolling, keep scrolling, keep scrolling, keep scrolling. Oh, wait. Is that home page? Is that the home page? What are we looking for? Here, click on this. Oh, go to past speakers. I just want to see who mincey's

Who else has spoken there? All right past speakers. All right scroll All right. Keep going. Mm-hmm Wait go up Stay on this. Okay, what are we looking for here? coaches the stand this. Okay. What are we looking for here? Coaches, Bobby Baton, James Chizik, Danny Ford, some pretty good names. Wins Lou Holtz.

Nazi and Marcus Freeman. Monk in Chuck Nol, Houston Nut, Sarah Parsejian. Jerry Sandusky? Oh no. I wonder why they have that listed. In bold? Why is it bold? Hold on a second. Take that off your website.

You don't have to say that. That's not permanent. A website you can edit people under him. Yeah, that's what it's bad. Yeah, you can add it people under him They were on the edit page, you know what leave that there and put mincey's name right under it oh He's a Penn State guy Connor oh Just like you there's been lovely Sound like you rage this weekend. No I was yelling so much. We were like

We're college friends. Yeah, there were still some people. Did your mom go to the game? No, but my mom lives in the Philly suburbs. Wait people that are still in college. No the old guy I mean, I feel very washed up when I go back. Yeah No, it was some of my friends who I used to run Penn State Bar still with who were in town Oh nice. They were just in town because it's a big game. Oh, that was me Oh look at you with Moby and Kelly and yeah, yeah We were trying to split the G, but there was no G There was no glass so you kind of just kept what a fun time. That's a champs best bar in State College But yeah, we got a whole like partial crew and everything. Oh

Shit best bar in state college But yeah, we got a whole like partial crew and everything Oh That was fun time oh yeah, you know I like that fun sometimes I was in a weird spot where like yeah, dude, you're 24. They were there Yeah, I'll let it slide Did you hear about Connor I Texted Big cat and then I also texted Mark and Brandon because they were the ones who are like most Furious that I did not tell them about this but the pig roast. Oh, yeah this past year. Yeah happening again this year We have a date. Oh, there is a date for the pig roast that my guy Eric texted me

He said we're all rolling up pig roast is official. We're all rolling up. We do. Yeah, let's so everybody is invited But I just texted them directly to put it on their radar. Yeah Pig roast I also say everybody's invited as if I'm the host I imagine Eric will not have a problem if you guys know you won't have problem with that. He's a cool dude But anyway, yeah, all right. It's good to have fun. Thanks Connor. Enjoy dinner tonight. Thank you. Yeah Are you going to have fun tonight? I? Sure, yeah, it's a different experience compared to the your guy, you know I love that whole area so I'm gonna hold that against you. Yeah, you like to have fun every now and then Yeah, yeah one of those guys is one red flag

I was saying that's a weird spot this past weekend where I was just there on my own But technically like there were a bunch of people I was hanging out with who were there to work So I was kind of working kind of not but whatever he's a ten, but he likes to have fun It's great the man like the most innocent fun when he says yeah Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Sue me, sue me. Anyway. No. You're the man, Connor. It's great, too, because it's like the most innocent fun when he says that. Yeah.

It's not like, you know, I like to have fun sometimes, like, oh, shit, you're doing drugs? Like, no, no, Connor's just like, I like to, you know. Yeah. Drink a beer. Yeah, I like to have a good buzz going. Have a nachos. Yeah. Anyway.

Have some good conversation. Visit my mom. Yeah. Have some fun. Well well that's not fun yeah that's shut the fuck up right you're jogging out of here play a good game oh my snag too all right you want to spin the wheel do a meal someone's got to takesick drink of some ghost. I will. This gauntlet is presented by ghost. Ghost energy. I like those little guys.

Ghost is so good. I feel like I'm gonna piss this rock out. Are we doing Wheeler? Yeah, yeah. Unless someone wants to go. No. I feel like I'm gonna miss rock we doing wheeler. Yeah, yeah wheel it Unless someone wants to go no, uh chef Donnie's never done it. Yes. He here though. Yeah, I saw him today I feel shit grab chef. Donnie. Is he here? I think there's a few people in the office that have it Okay, he has your car wise, okay All right, he's got your car. She's driving to the Savannah quarterback club. Henkel's never done it. I like Rudy's ever done it. Rudy Rudy up there. Yeah. Tell Rudy.

Has Rudy ever done it? He might be good or dog **** Have you ever done it Rudy oh Let's go And just so everyone knows Rudy is going bald He got drone struck by fasoli in a lake with wet hair Let's get him. Let's get this middle camera. Oh, yeah He's going to Turkey with the boys. One month till Turkey.

I'm excited for this trip. I'm excited to see the content out of this trip. Could be an international incident. There's no way it works on White Sox Dave. So it's White Sox Dave smokes. Eddie? Ken Jack. Ken Jack.

Donny. Led by Donny. Oh my god, this is going to be incredible. Eddie Kenjack Ken Jack Donnie Led by Donnie. Oh my god. This is gonna be incredible. They're like a massing like a group of other dudes Yeah, it's gonna fool. Yeah stoolies. Yeah. Yeah. I heard this morning. I one of the security guards is interested in going And this is not like a painless thing No, and this like the recovery and it's like six months and like you have to like massage your head and I move a little No, and it'll all be worth it for that picture of the food right home of their heads all mummies Look up Rudy look up The wheel also lay down wet so you going to have to get wet before this. Listen, Turkey's going to handle it.

Yeah, Turkey's going to handle it. You have great hair, other than the... Other than the bald spot? Yeah. Thank you, man. But that's not hair where that is. Where there's hair, it's great. Yeah, that's the balding thing.

All right, you ready, Rudy? So this is Rudy's first ever gauntlet. That's crazy. That's nuts. What'd you say? Give him some ghost, please. Oh, can you drink some ghost first? You gotta take a whack of some ghost.

Just a whack. Or do you want mine? It's already open. I'm doing Frank Walsh today. No way. Wow. Are you making couple grand? Yep.

Oh, Brandon still giving it to Fasoli. This next pickup game game is gonna be Malice the Palace. You didn't score. I didn't shoot! It's your fault. I didn't make you not shoot. I'm actually very worried about this. Alright, here we go. Alright. Three, two, one, go!

Good start, Rudy. Ha ha, Chumped up. Two one go Good start Rudy You fucking idiot oh Come on get comfortable get comfortable Oh, he's so bad. This is really bad. This is really bad. Soccer. He's going to start pulling his hair out. Never mind. Oh.

Oh. The soccer podcast guy's got to be a hold to a higher standard. He lost his shoe. This is bad. This is embarrassing. He's flustered. Oh. That's Baines. shoe this bad is embarrassing that's James

hit his face hit him in the face that one almost hit the ghost can. Why is it so low? It sucks. You're the one doing it. Grounders. This is the best day of my life. You're bad at this. Swing hard.

What are you doing? G1 athlete. National champion. It's the best day of my life. You're bad at this. Swing hard. What are you doing? G1 athlete. National champion. That ball never came down. Oh, God. Oh, my God. There it is.

I need dead silence for Sporkle. Watch him stew. Oh, no, not the first one. Oh, no. Oh, don't trip. Sporkle. All right. This is what I'm most worried about. Organism ejaculating? Organism.

Wet dream? Orgasming. You can go anywhere. Pumpkin. Texans. Cowboys. Mai Tai. Poland. Germany. Hungary, Russia, fuck, what else?

What else? John Travolta, Swordfish. No way, that's a great movie. Pulp Fiction. Spell casting classes in D&D. Did you make this? Oh, Yankees. Mage? Yankee.

I don't know baseball though, dude. The classic Yankee. Derek Jeter, Iron Judge. Wow, that's a damn 2,000. That's so many. The super famous Yankee. There's so many famous Yankees. So many. Maybruth.

Mickey Mantle. There it is. Lou Gehring, you got it. Lou Gehring. 3.52. What are the others? That's pretty good, isn't it? No. Oh. It's not horrible.

It's not horrible. It's not horrible. Let's see where you lie. I thought I was gonna nail it on malice. He is very good He was you almost had the first one upper left Huh, oh, I know I skied it All right. Thanks guys. Let's see where you let's see where you are. Good job. Yeah, not too bad Rudy Man, that's a lot of names though. Oh, man

Right behind Caroline, nice. Will Compton's below you, Taylor's below you. I beat Che at least. That's a low Che. Yeah, and a fat Perez. Okay, I'll take it. Post-Turkey. How long till Turkey?

Right after Thanksgiving Like a rundown of like what the surgery entails and what yours will entail feel like nobody knows details Yeah, we did a consultation and Then we went through mine, and I was like just the backyard and then maybe a little bit in the front and then he's like What about your beard? Whoa, no way. Oh. He's like, you'll lose a little help there.

I was like, yeah, it's not like super. He's like, yeah, we can do that. I don't think I'm gonna do that though. That's an option? It is. That feels like a little much. I wanna go. Yeah, cause me and you kind of similar.

Real patchy shit. Yeah, but I don't know if I want that like on my face. I would be worried it looks like artificial afterwards. It does look like cartoonish. Okay, then yeah, I wouldn't want that. So I don't know if I want to do that any crazy side effects that might pop up Well Nick like tried to scare me out of going Which I didn't appreciate I said he could die yeah, oh He just wants that's a side effect

Yeah, you definitely could I'm not looking forward to shaving my head I asked if they could just keep my hair and then just work around it And they were like no. So you guys are all going to be buzzed when you come back? Yeah, it's gonna look like we're coming back from Omaha Beach, like all bandaged up. But like, how many hairs are they adding for Dave? I don't know, but I heard, I did hear that,

no I didn't, but I heard that for Ken Jack they said that they're gonna use all the grafts. Every, oh, cause you only have so many, right? They're gonna max it out and they said that he can't, they can't push it forward at all, but they can fill in the rest. Wait, so where are they getting this hair from? Back of your head.

So they take a piece of your scalp off? So they take the individual hairs out of like all the good area, like you know the cul-de-sac? Yeah. So they take the back and they take each individual like hair out and they just like replace them But then does that part regrow yeah, okay? They take good hairs and put them in the bad spot and then in the bad spots will just now have that hair

Can you get a haircut? Yeah, you have to let it grow in and it takes like six months. We're gonna look fucked up for a while It's gonna be a freak shit. Aren't you all like scabbed up like I've seen healing videos and it's gross looking. Yeah yeah if you get depending on how many you get your head like kind of swells up. Dave. So yeah Dave and Ken Jack are gonna look like Megamind like. But Dave has less hair than Ken Jack. I Don't know he's I was streaming with him the other day. He said the funniest thing. He's like

Someone asked me like what haircut I'm gonna get once I have hair and it's like I'm just gonna do the same one like What you guys don't get is that I wear a hat and then I take it off and that's when it looks fucked up But when I style it, it looks good. Then why is he going? I don't know if the six-month like scabbing period is gonna be worth it for Dave to have good hair the rest of his life I just don't see him keeping up with like the upkeep of applying that oil massaging it right But I'm like are you all rolling up to the hospital at once yeah? Same waiting room yeah, you're like tapping each other I don't know how long are you there? I don't know, but how long are you there?

Like a week. Oh my god You're doing just like a few days afterwards to have fun so want on want on has a bunch of stuff planned to make like a video out of it and So they'll be pretty fun I suggested that like each person should be assigned like a tourist thing and they have to give the tour So you have to like learn about it and that's cool why sucks They would have to like no give a tour And that's cool. White Sox, they would have to like give a tour and then I would or something. Is it Istanbul?

That's cool. And apparently they're very cool with people like bandages up and everything because so many guys go there. So I think we're gonna be like make some homies and a bunch of fans are coming. Are they paying for this? Is Turkey paying for this?

Yeah. They are. Yeah, so I was kind of on the fence because I'm like partially like not super balding unless I'm soaking wet. There's a drone Very common at this job, but then once I learned it was free and it's like go to Istanbul like it's kind of a no-brainer Yeah, except for the surgery the foreign surgery. Yeah, but you're up on your head. Yeah, but you're like you're a pussy Yeah head surgery in a foreign country. I am away. I am worried about that I did some extensive

On it and it seems pretty legit Turkey is the transplant capital of the world if this goes well, you guys are gonna have to get butt lifts Yeah, you're gonna have to keep you're gonna have to just keep keep doing it I know I'm hoping we get just keep it like every year. We just get a new body mod Oh, yeah, like you're like a carbon fiber arm Yeah, we have to start thinking of content ideas around there your guys scabbing heads for that period Like every year we just get a new body mod. That'd be cool. Like get like a carbon fiber arm. We have to start thinking of content ideas around your guys scabbing heads for that period.

Yeah, I don't know how long the scabbing, but before I tried to piggyback on PFDs because I was like texting him and I was like, hey, like maybe we can like, I'll go with you. He went to a real doctor. He stayed domestic. He stayed domestic. He got the Rolls Royce where they didn't have

to cut his hair or anything. But, but I'm going old school. Won't you have like scars on the back of your head? Doesn't like Machine Gun Kelly have like? That is, I think, the old one where they like would cut out like a whole skin. That's what Joe Rogan has. OK, looks like he got hit with like an axe. OK, yeah. But that's not that that's the old way. But Rogan's bald, isn't he?

That's fuck. Yeah. So what? I think he was on like the cutting edge of it where they didn't really quite understand Oh, and it didn't work. I think he just said fuck it like fear factor Rogan had it worst case on area was actually Who's the announcer Joe Buck? Yeah, you like lost his like yeah vocal chords because you got addicted to hair plugs. Yeah, you got like wait a minute wait a minute yes That's true. No. he almost lost his voice. Because they put him under and they put the tube in his throat and it like, damaged the nerve in his vocal cords.

So he just like, lost his voice. How's his hair look? Good. Pretty good. How do you get addicted to hair plugs? I think he just kept on going to get more. Are you fully under? I might have made that part up.

But you did say he got like, three. Yeah, I might have made the- Even though he's had hair, he just kept going back for more. Brandon, you're so obsessed with your hair. If it starts to go, would you? There's a patch under there that's... It goes more of me?

It's not great. Is it going? Wait, there's a patch? Yeah, I didn't want to out him, but yeah. No! You don't have to. Can I see it? No, it's not...

Is it just thin? It's not as bad as some, it's just thin, yeah. And your hair is light. My hair is light, yeah. Does the Twitter account know this? Plus I'm 45. Right, right. If I start losing hair now is light. Yeah, is the Twitter account? No, that's I'm 45 right right if I start losing hair now, whatever Oh is the is the Twitter account you huh? No Twitter account you her account is not me. I it is it's not huh

It's not a Brandon Walker tell I don't know what he was talking about. Is it someone you know personally? No, I have never known this person ever is it art, huh? It's not art. Huh what? Yeah, that was a thousand. It's not me. I'm doing a show at that time. How could I tweet from a show? No, but it's someone you know I Cody Yeah, not coated no, it's not Cody. It's Connor Connor's also on the show. It's nobody in this building. It's somebody I don't know who it is.

Oh, it's your swing. Yeah. Interesting. Mm-hmm. Do you want to see? You can look. Oh, yeah, that's not bad. Yeah.

Now, you're fine. You should still probably go to Turkey in case. Yeah. Come by, dude. Yeah, swing through. Swing through Turkey. Oh. Do you get put fully under, Rudy?

Are you out or are you awake? Yeah, and I'm looking forward to that. I like anesthesia. Yeah, but in Turkey? Is it the same guy or the same facility? Pretty sure it's all in the same place. They treat you like royalty there. They pick you up in a-

It's like a five star hotel. Is it gonna be the same doctor, though? I mean, over and over and over. I think that he probably goes around and like I don't think he literally is the one doing the graphs But he goes around and monitors it make sure like nothing's fucked up. I can't wait for this So I'm just trying to I'm trying to picture. Yes, it one by one like guy comes out Or a couple's massage situation

That would be awesome It'll be interesting yeah, I am I am Massage situation, we're not know if it's like that would be awesome. I don't know guys just water slide We just wait in line or what? It'll be interesting. Yeah, I am I am excited, but I am a little bit nervous like going to Turkey for a invasive procedure For sure around your brain around my brain. Yeah, but I'm gonna be super hot. Yeah, I got it I'll be I'll keep it real like I gotta stay hot Yeah, you I don't know like I know that's what I mean. Yeah, like if I get ugly Yeah, is it for you like you and yourself or?

Like do you really think like I'm gonna pull so many more chicks with this like like what is the heart of home? No, I think it just like limits like the like you're looking in the mirror and being like fuck. All right Yeah, so it's a self thing. From the front, you have a full, luscious, beautiful head of hair. Even from the side. Yeah. It was just Kate.

She was the one that made merciless fun of you at the fucking. Oh, if something goes wrong to Rudy, you should feel bad. Yeah. I would. I probably, yeah. You ran up to her. You were the point of Genesis on this.

Yeah. Yeah. But thank you. Yeah. Well, how could Kate change her body for it to be more appealing okay so I don't know I mean it's like more just like free and should be fun fuck it oh yeah yeah I'm excited for this very excited gang goes to Turkey the gang goes to Turkey all right good job Rudy yeah yeah thank, see ya. Thank you.

Good luck. I think you want to rip the high news. Yup. A guy like me wants to pay for his surgeries. I don't, I... Yeah. Yeah, it makes me, I'll be honest, I feel unsettled. Free surgery overseas.

I like free... Yeah, free stuff is okay. Surgery, no. I like free things. I think I would go for a free surgery. Free food. Imagine like a stand that was just like free surgery. Yeah, free food, good, free clothes. I think I would go for a free surgery imagine like a stand that was just like free surgery Yeah, free good free clothes. Yeah, yeah

Free surgery then you can't can't complain if it's free. It's like I was free anyways I would get my brain for sure give you just a hundred percent if anybody out there The only offer I've gotten is free a place here in Chicago offered to do free earrings for me in a place in New York Offered to take my tramp stamp off. Wait. Hey, would you actually? Earrings is nowhere near tits. No, I know. Would I?

Isn't that just the hole in your ear? I don't think I get implants, but I think I get them. You can go to Clark. You can go to Claire's right now. I know. I think piercing's free anyway. Those were wildly different things. It's a place here that does like their comfortable ones.

They put like hoops in instead of the whatever I would tits or I didn't take it sir Yeah, I wouldn't get implants. I would get it. I just get things like pick back up again Do that like I got two socks full of soup I Knew it's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized one games The high noon and zone pack is here include it includes limited edition fan faves parent cranberry along with black cherry and grapefruit The high noon and zone pack is a fall exclusive which means it's here for a good time Not a long time visit high noon spirits calm before your next tailgate to find a pack near you All right, I'll spin the wheel spin that old wheel

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