The Yak - Big Cat is Jeaned Up and We Don't Know What's on Brandon's Pants | The Yak 10-9-25

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

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Danny, is it ever a bummer that you can't find your college's merch? It really is. Rep your boys? I have a couple to choose from, though. There's going to be absolutely none from where I graduated from since it was an art school downtown. But EIU, they got some merch out there, some Tony Romo jerseys from back in the day. Jimmy Garoppel. Where are all these guys? How dare they miss the day of the act? There is a defamation training that everybody has to take if you're on Fox. There's one today, one tomorrow.

Oh. Some shows to, what? Oh, yeah. Tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm doing it tomorrow. Oh, good. Oh, yeah. Me too. But we should get all our defamation out of the way right now. Okay. Mr. Big Penis Beers. What is exactly? What is defamation exactly? defamation of character saying something that's untrue about somebody that oh so that's saying i have a big penis i get it fuck

uh no so yeah so maybe we do defamation these boys can't they have to be nothing but honest yep we're still living free yeah a little bit of truth serum where'd you go to school danny i went to iowa for semester i didn't flunk out i just chose to go to eastern illinois as one does go from a big 10 school to a state school then i graduated from columbia downtown All right, that's enough about me for today. Where's Kyle? I don't know.

Defamation. Is he trained the training? Not again. There's no way he's doing the training. Wait, what was Danny saying? He was just asking me where I went to school. It kind of sucks to go to a school that doesn't really have, you can't rep. Oh, Columbia?

Yeah. The, um... I think Kanye went there before he dropped out. The daughter in the Leo movie went there. Oh, really? Yeah, she's like a big part of the league. Wheel movie. But did she go there?

Was she, okay. She went there because they have a good performing arts. Yeah. Adi Bryant, who was on SNL, went there too. Oh, that's a good, that's a good good. Let's go, Danny. Did you know Stephen A. Smith went to the Fashion Institute of Technology? That was right next to our old office.

Right next to her off. He played basketball there. That jersey would be so sick. Wait, he just played basketball for one year at Fashion Institute of Technology. I thought he played basketball. Go Tigers. I think he played for one year at Fit. Is this a bit?

They just, no. Who are they playing against? I don't know there's no way The N-A-I-A It's up Dana B Hey Are they a SUNY school? I don't know

What's uh Where's Kyle That's a really good question He saw you a jeans guy though Dude so this is a problem I bought new jeans And now everyone's commenting on my jeans I didn't know I wear jeans every day

I just haven't worn blue jeans Uh Hippocrat button Uh oh When people get hired here What's the one rule? Don't change You're not allowed to change

But I wear jeans. You're almost unrecognizable. You don't wear jeans. You are joggers. No, I don't. I've worn jeans every day for like a month. I just wear, they're like a, I have a gray pair and a darker. Okay.

Jeans are blue. Right. So, but. Yeah, now. Those are, those are jeans. Those are. Those are jeans. I haven't looked at them until I've.

Can I? Look how jeans those are. Can I say, I think those are like 2009. Like, they've evolved into, like, what Kyle's wearing. Yeah, but I'm not wearing what Kyle wears. I'll never wear that. Yeah, you can't do that. He's fucking cool.

Can't change. I'm not cool. Let's see. Are they two jeans? They're very jeans. I walked in the lobby and you were on TV, and the security guard was like, you see this? Talking about your jeans. I was not on TV.

Those are purebred jeans. Yeah, you were. When was I on TV? The security watches the yak on the TV in the lobby. And they saw it. Who are these guys? I don't know. They've been walking around with the...

What the fuck are you doing? Are you filming each other? Yeah, what are you guys doing? They're doing a movie on camera men. Oh, with the... Oh, it's cool. Oh. Whoa.

That's tripping me out. They're with the President's Cup, guys. And the President's Cup is... Golf. Golf. I knew that. It's U.S. first the world. Which is different than...

U.S. first Europe. Got it. So if we lost to Europe... Now we've got to play the world? They're just getting more... Math would say. Oh, no, no. Presence Cup is no Europe.

Oh. That's what it is. Oh, that. Fuck, yeah. They basically made another tournament to include, like, South Africa. That was pretty good. Yeah.

But O'Gilvie is Australian. No, that's not how you say his name. Oh, O'Gilvie. Yeah. O'Gilvie. It was on Wikipedia. Fuck. O'Gilvie.

No, it's good. We got that out of the way. It is, honestly. I'm glad. I fucking hate my jeans. God damn it. You're the most jeaned guy I've ever seen. I'm so jeaned up right now.

And I didn't want to be this jeaned. What is it for? What's the occasion? I just bought a new pair of jean. That's all I did. I just was like, oh, I'm going to stop trying to wear joggers. It's because, like, three months ago, I overheard my wife talking to her friend, and she's like, I hate when guys wear joggers.

And I was, I think she said it loud of it. enough that I could hear it and then I was like well fuck me I wear joggers all the time cannot do that anymore who would hate that why it's just like it's a bad look and I was just like fuck they're nice jeans it's just shocking yeah it's tough to see it just doesn't make sense because you don't

you don't see big cat and blue jeans ever I got my blue jeans yeah I feel like I'm gonna have like a nice nice cold Pepsi and sing some rock and roll yeah who's that all American boy Girl toss me a football.

I'm got to get a letterman chance. Two jeaned. I'm too jeaned. I think maybe it's just the top. I think coupled with like a flannel shirt would be a lot better. Right. I was just a plain blue sweats. Right.

Yeah, you look like an embo. Oh, I'm too blue. You look like it. You're very blue. Like an extra and a commercial. I'm more non-branded. Okay. I need to see you wearing a shirt that just like it's kind of a football shirt.

It just has a number. Yeah. This is my problem is when I like, shop, I only shop online, which I assume everyone else does. And then if I, like, find one thing I like, I just buy everything from that store. That's what I do. I bought this exact sweatsher in ten different colors. Yeah.

I do similar, yeah. That's exactly what I do. Boys will be bull. And then I tossed in the jeans at the last second. An impulse gene? I was like, well, it was one of those, as you're checking out, they're like, want some jeans? Yeah. Like, fuck yeah, I'll try some jeans.

And then these showed up. Like the candy right before the register. Too bright. Can you dull them for me or something? Why are they so bright? Teager's here, yeah. I don't mean it in a bad way, but with the white new balances, this is the most like, I'm like, that's a dad.

But I am. I know. That's perfect. Yeah. It's a good look. It's, I don't mean about it. I had that thought, Kate. I looked at the mirror this morning.

I was like, oh, damn, you're, I'm a dad. You're dad. I didn't want to say it. It looks like you're going as a dad for Halloween. Okay. The new balance. But I am a dad. Right.

So it works. So I am what I am. Mm-hmm. I think you just power through and you become a jeans guy. You can just do it. Well, like, I, for the longest time, you guys know, I would wear the same, like, black joggers in hoodie

and I'd look like a fucking schlub every day. But no one's calling you out if you're wearing, like, the same car. I love being a slub. I love wearing it. What about... I do, too. I'm slubbed up. Oh, whoa, what was that? I'm trying to make him darker.

Yo, I thought you, did you put the jeans on Dana? Why are you so... I did, yeah. Whoa. trying to This is gutcha culture This is Pai 1 mentality Yeah Why am I so tan?

Yeah I don't think I'm more tan Yeah Look at you I think it's the color I think it's the contrast Of a skin with the blueness Did you get a fake tan

The opposite of blue is It must be There's two things One might seats at Wrigley Are a little bit in the sun And a bond of four games In the last week and a half And two

I've slept like maybe like Two hours in the last week So I could also just be How was the game? Getting 10. Dying and getting... No, I think my face gets red when I'm like tired. I don't know.

I could see you guys from afar yesterday. Oh, you could? I was trying to monitor the high fives. I couldn't... They were so clean. Yeah. We crushed them yesterday. I was probably two rows next to you guys

and I was just staring to see the high fives the whole time. Yeah. No, the game was awesome. Oh, yeah, that was us on TV. Great Rallytel wave. There's been Titus and my friend Dave and Eddie. How was the crew sitting? before you this time in front of you fine didn't even care about the game oh what so not it was just

like it was it was a foursome two of them cared two of them were on a date they were like on instagram would you first that's a big that's like a big it's a big game yeah yeah and your seats are good so to be a row in front of you i had no problem with it because they didn't they didn't like stand up a lot that's cool it was great yeah for season tickets would you prefer uh rotating cast in front of you every time no I'd rather get to know everyone yeah it'd be nice because then you like if you I think there's a decorum that happens if you know the people you're sitting around you're not going to do something that I'm gonna see them again on the flip side though imagine if it was the guys who were in front of us last time who had season tickets they might be back

tonight that would be bad that would be bad but yeah it was good and I saw Renee who sold me the ticket that's right the ticket took a picture with her and then Vicki sent me a very nice handwritten or gave me a handwritten note that made me This whole ordeal was just people coming together It was beautiful. My heart just like a million times It was incredible. Like she was just and I got to go to a game with her husband

In the bleachers. All right. Hell yeah. Which that's a very funny. Someone pointed out that like Vicky is out. That's Renee. Vicky is just like grinding. It is what she wrote.

Hi Dan, Big Cat. Thank you so much for your extreme generosity and cutting a piece of your winnings to me. It will be used to benefit our entire team as you celebrate our record-breaking year raising money for Cubs Charities. I enjoy seeing you and your son at Wrigley and really love watching your part of my take videos. Thanks for the

shoutouts to me and Renee. Makes us feel like celebrities. That's what got me. Thank you for your continued contributions to Cubs Charities 50-50 Raffle. And congratulations on your win. Yay. My husband Tom has seen tickets to bleachers and ask me to extend an invite for you to join him sometime next season if you'd like Go Cubs Go. Yeah, you've got to. So Vicki's out

there grinding while Tom's just getting bombed. I love it. I love this guy. Yeah, I got it. I got it. Yeah, it's been awesome. So hopefully we win tonight. We got to survive.

A lot of tense moments yesterday. And if you don't, it was a good season. I'd like to win tonight. Yeah. Really badly. Yeah. Yeah, I was kidding. Yeah.

But you were kind of serious. I think it's like this playoff run has been special already. Also, you were spread pretty thin, man. Yeah, I know. It's been a lot of game. You need to relax. A lot of game. But then I realized it last night.

I was walking out with Eddie, and I was like, I don't really do anything that's fun anymore for myself. Yeah. Like, I don't go to bars. I don't go to football games.

Like, the cut, because I know there's probably going to be people like, why aren't you streaming the games? Like, this is kind of all I got. Yeah.

Probably is ultimately more healthy than relaxing at home instead. Yeah. There will be a stream tonight. I think, Danny, are you going to be here? Um,

I think so. Yeah. I will be. I will be. Yeah. I've been trying to do more shit too. Jackie's still in town? Oh.

Yeah, but I can, be here. No, you don't have to be here. I don't want to cock-blocking you. Yes, sir. You did? Why? Why? Because I, I didn't realize that after dark stream was a five-hour time limit, and then I was, oh, you got to get it before, and then someone was like, way to cock-block your boy. Oh, there was, oh, yeah. You were not cock-blocking at all. So you said, wait, how long have you guys been dating, though? The benefit of dating another Barstall employees, she totally gets it when I say I have to make nine four-hole shots in a row before I leave. And five hours would have been midnight Or 1 a.m. anyway.

Yeah. No, she was She's staying until Saturday. We knew we both had to work. Oh, hell yes. But you did not cock block. Okay. Sorry if I did. No. But we're doing Friday night Pines tonight anyway, so I'll be here. Oh, okay. So yeah, there will be a stream tonight.

Max has Phillies, then Eagles. That's a lot of Max. A lot of Max. Did you see his hit today? You want to talk about a fit. That could be sad, Max, too. He's got the biggest, I'm moving cross-country fit of all time. That is the perfect way

to describe it. I'm moving cross-country. Yeah, he's like moving out of his house. Oh, all the other stuff is. Yeah, he's moving all out of his house, and this is all he had left. That's I fucking love Max. The black socks, the orange It's everything, yeah.

Everything. It's a lot of Max. He's in the overalls. Is he going to be in Pig Tales tonight? I don't know. I need a win. Stephen, what was a reception? Doesn't do it for me. The pigtails?

Really? On women. Oh. Don't try to make yourself look like a... A child? It's like when my daughter does pigtails is the cutest thing ever, but yeah, I agree. Adult women, no. For your little daughter, of course.

Yeah. Adult women, no. Yeah. Unless the Halloween costume. Of course. Right. Yeah, like a... Yeah.

Or yeah. Right. Yeah, that's fine. Actually, they should do it way more. Actually, I don't know. I don't know. I feel like what's the least problematic approach to this. They should wear what they want.

They should get their hair done how they want. Yeah, I think that's probably one. That's the most problematic. They should only look hot for us. Maybe. Okay, I'm going to go that way. Male gazing. Women should have hair styles that I like.

Yeah. Exclusively. Dude, this guy's just got his camera all up in our face. He's good at what he does, man. What's your name? Alejandro. Alejandro What up, brother?

These cameras are cool. Is that song? That's a good-ass guy. It is a song. Don't call my name. That's also the name of the guy that we are. Ali-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Hand-Ros. Oh, we tipped.

We tipped them like $1,000. Remember that? Yes. I remember that. Because it was an awesome moment. That was an awesome moment. We just gave him so much money. And also, you weren't speaking, so you were just able to take everything in.

I didn't talk. for hours I was focused on the beers damn right are we doing one of those yeah we're doing Thanksgiving one I'm gonna take this

fuck yeah and Kedik is gonna be you and Kedik and Max oh wow that's what we decided yes dude you and Kada can't be on the same team

no I mean he I'm sure it'll be quiet and everybody else get other opportunities to speak yeah that's gonna be fun

yeah Nick what were you saying you're trying to do I'm trying to be like Kate Kate always puts herself in predicaments You know I've been looking at life lately You guys ever play

It was this like old computer game Where it was just everything was black And you had your one little patch of land But as you went out exploring You like could see more of the world It's vaguelyness No It sounds like civilization

Civ yeah I'm a creature of habit So I go to the same like Little coffee shop park blank blah blah blah and I've been trying to unlock new places. Side quests. It's a little side quests in my neighborhood and expanding my neighborhood.

So I went to a new coffee shop the other day. That's good. Yeah. They had a plinkgo board and video games and all kinds of cool stuff. Anyway, there we go. I've been thinking about it to get out of my creature habit. I'm unlocking new. I got a play date Saturday.

You do with who? Some missionaries. What do you mean? What does that mean? I bumped into some Mormons. I gave him a number. We're playing pickleball. Hell yeah.

There you go. Yeah. They kind of ghosted me for a second. Kyle got behind me. He was like, dude, text him again. Yeah. And they were like, oh, sorry or what? So the last thing I sent them was like, is it cool that I'm Catholic? And then they ghosted me for two days. So it's a group of missionaries? I don't get who I'm texting. Are they Mormon? They're Mormons. Yeah. Where did you run into them? I was walking the dog and they were like, can we read you a Bible verse? I'm like, and I try to get out of it.

So I was like, you just have my number. What? Yeah. Text me it But I love that But I've been just chatting with the boys Hell yeah Don't know their names

You gave your number To a random person? Mormons, two Mormons Missionaries You know they're going to be Really good at pickleball I'm going to get demolished Because it's probably

Their lifeblood man But yeah I'm playing with them Saturday Since they're going to play with you Do you feel pressure then To become Mormon probably I'm probably going to end up Just out of

Yeah Circumcance Mormon Just being nice Yeah, I'll do it Yeah Soke Soke Yeah

things are about to change they also do yoga at the church they invite me to yoga okay yeah oh I feel like you gotta go and I would like to hear what that's all yeah I'll do it by the way I don't know if you guys continue to talk about the case race but it just dawned on me should we for Thanksgiving should we do

there's two two good teams no should we do yeah there is but there should we do the yak first Dana Max and Katie Like, it's not a bad idea. It's not a bad idea. It would be pretty fun.

Would you have those guys back there? Because they're the X factor. Yeah, we'd have to figure it out. I think we're going to have Rhone involved. Jay's not drinking. Jay's not drinking. Brandon doesn't throw off the sauce. I was going to do the sounds.

Yeah, it would be Kate, Titus, KB, me, Nick. I think that's a battle. And Rone. I think we would, I think that'd be like, we might, we might build. We might get destroyed. Because I don't know. But we'll have a Deutsch factor as well, right? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, we get Deutsch. I forgot about we get Deutsch. That's tough. Should we have these golfers come in and do the gauntlet? Do you want to set it up for him, Stephen? And explain it to him, and then we'll have it in. That would be fun, though. That would be really fun.

I like that. What did you take down last time? How many? I think I had 20. Jesus had a ton. He just had like 24. I know I led in the last one Coming off of a hangover

That's the only part of threadings It's the hangover Impressive thing I've ever done Losers get a smallpox blanket You couldn't not drink the night before a case rate Well Mook had me on and I was having a lot of fun It was just it was a good time

And got away from me up Show the court right now It's Stephen Chey, full uniformed up It doesn't even match The uniform doesn't even match He wore that on the train today talking to the golfers. Who's who's here today?

Jeff Ogilvy. Brant Snetiker. O'Gilvie. It's O'Gilvy. O'Gilvy. Boys, button it up, boys. Yeah, come on in, boys. Hi. Hi, how we doing?

Welcome, welcome. Come on. Sit down, sit down. It's fair game. All right, so we got Brandt Snetiker and Jeff Ogilvy here for the President's Cup, which is being played next year in Chicago. What course is it at? it's a Medina country

okay excited for that now can you guys explain to us it's U.S. first the world but no Europe correct right so what countries are we really like do we really got to be angry at Jeff take over

bud Australia South Africa New Zealand Japan South Korea Canada Colombia anywhere in South America

but you specifically because you're on the bad guys Yeah, so Australia Yeah, yeah, right All right, so Yeah Do you guys think Oh, we got the trophies here

Oh Do you think the Ryder Cup went Do you think some of the fans went too far? You got a little boisterous probably You know, they probably crossed a couple lines there But these team events are always kind of Contentious in that way Yeah, and one of the great things about the game of golf

Is fans are part of the actual experience Like they're on the course of play They're actually in the action So you never want to lose that You want those people to feel like, hey, man, we're here on the golf course. We're right in the middle of where these guys are trying to hit it. And, you know, you can kind of lean on the crowd a lot in these team events. You know, you want them cheering for you.

You want them going crazy. You want them cheering great shots. And maybe necessarily not attacking the other team like derogatory. But, you know, you don't want to ever lose that fan interaction. It's what makes our game so special. Okay. Rate this take for me, Bertie par bogey. That's the ranking system.

Okay. I don't think the fans went far enough. how did you rank that well I wasn't there okay I can't speak to it Brad was there you know thank you is that for that's Danny

Danny good job awesome awesome was that trophy built specifically so how can we drink the most out of it probably yes that is awesome is that his first trophy yeah

he's not an athlete he rang a bell at the end of a battle once. Yeah. So how does the team, the teams haven't been picked yet, correct? Correct. Yeah, we still have a qualification process for the next 12 months leading up to it. The teams will get finalized about a month before.

Okay. Can we somehow get Max home on the team? He's a good friend of ours. We love Max. I would love nothing more. I mean, Max is, I played, he was on our team in Montreal a couple years ago, and he's a great guy. He's one of those guys you love having a team room because he keeps everybody really loose and has fun. But if you don't put him on the team,

then you can't say you love Max. Why? I'm just saying right now, that's what's at stake. When you come back here for the tournament, if he's not on the team, and you say, I love Max. I'm like, no, you don't. You didn't put him on the team. So me coming back to Barstool is totally contingent on if Max Home is on the team.

Correct. Okay, I just want to make sure. Gotcha. No pressure. Wait, do you want to take Danny's trophy away? No. It's not a participation trophy. Do I pass this around?

You have to win that one. That's yours. I'm afraid for you to touch it. That is an awesome trophy. Did you guys golf when you, when you've been on the, like, how long you've been in Chicago? We got here Monday. Have you been golfing? No, I didn't golf.

We went out and saw the golf course. Jeff actually just got done redoing the golf course. He was a golf course architect of the redesign of Medina. So my first time seeing it really when it's completed form, Jeff's obviously been here for a couple years, helping the golf course get up the speed. So we've kind of had a disadvantage so far. We've put some international tricks out there. So wait, you're designing the course that you're playing on? Yeah.

He just got done redesigned. What the hell? We need everything we can get. So you're an architect? well that's a loose term but um i help uh yeah redesign golf courses and design golf courses yeah that's that's awesome i've been complaining about them my whole career so yeah if you complain about the golf course you should put your money when your mouth is right what do you think about uh 12 hole golf courses i think that's the perfect amount i always get around hole 12 i'm like i think i'm good with golf today

now i am very bad probably a measure of how you play golf yeah yeah um look i think any version of golf is golf. You know, I think it's not 18 holes. It could be, like, simulator golf is fun, mini golf is fun, top golf is fun. Frisbee golf? Frisbee golf, well, is that really golf? Yeah, that's golf. Is that any version? Yeah, you did. Any version? Did say. Yeah, I did say. Look, I just like any version of, any version of golf is good. I mean, as many holes as you want to play, it's good with me. Yeah, I actually had an idea for a golf course of doing three, six-hole loops. I love that. Because you'd only play, you know, a lot of times you don't have time to play two hours or nine holes and a lot of times nine holes can take too

long so if you have a three a three six whole loop you can go out there and play golf for an hour and 20 minutes or if you have more time you play 12 holes and if you actually have the four four hours to play 18 you can get them all done you got to do that is that is I have a designer here you can help me yeah we can work that after that's my big thing is like I got three little kids and it's I like playing golf I'm terrible at golf but it's hard to be like I'm going to give up four and a half hours yeah there's like when you play nine holes or even 12 holes like All right, I'll be back in two and a half hours. Yeah, I'm a huge fan of playing fast.

Yeah. I don't like being on a golf course for five hours. You know, if I'm at home playing with my buddies, we're playing in two and a half hours in carts and we're going. For a lot of people, they like getting out of the house for five hours. Yeah, exactly. That's part of the appeal. Exactly, yes.

Are either of you familiar with the works of Alistair McKenzie? Very familiar, yeah. I grew up right next door to Royal Melbourne, which is Australia's best golf course, one of the best in the world, and he had a big influence there, yeah. Wow. That was some great research you did to pull that one out. Wikipedia as well.

How was it, like, growing up in the sand belt, how was it learning to chip with those, like, tight uphill? You have done your research. ChatGBT is great. Look, I think... Lax. Come on. I'm an Ogilvie guy.

I can tell. What's your favorite breakfast item from the loveless cafe? There you go. Yeah, your turn was coming up, man. Yeah, we'll get to your favorite pawn shop in South Nashville. There you go. Not there anymore, unfortunately. Oh, rest in peace to the gray.

Look at you. Yeah, there we go. There you got. There you had more Nashville than Melbourne. Yeah. He was making fun of my parents pawn shop when I grew up. Oh, I wasn't making fun of them. Your parents are an integral part of your childhood.

Yeah. That's sick. It was awesome. So a lot of your Christmas. gifts used. Yeah, like, here's this. My first car was used. Pretty much everything we had in our house was from the pawn shop, so it might have been

stolen at one point in his career, but it was a great place to learn a lot about human interaction in different parts of life I probably would not have been exposed to. Merry Christmas. Here's a rifle from the Revolutionary War. And a buffalo nickel. Here's a VCR and a box that we don't know the serial number anymore. Yeah. Yeah, here's an engagement ring.

Yeah, that was your stalking stuff for as a kid. Exactly. Another one. I'm guessing a lot of golf clubs, right? There was some golf clubs. There wasn't a whole lot through there, but it was a lot of power tools, a lot of jewelry, a lot of rifles, a lot of firearms. So it's things you can resell pretty easily. Make sure to take whatever you want from these shells back here.

Yeah, whatever you want. That feels very similar. This whole opposite. Yeah, Jeff, how many spiders have you had to kill in your life? A lot. Yeah. Yeah, all right, good. Yeah, they're aggressive.

The spotters in Australia. We've got real spotters in Australia. Yeah. Yeah, bad ass. What is that? What is real spiders? They can mess you up. And they're actually, they're very, well, I mean, look, yeah, there's some bad spiders there.

And they'll catch you in your, like, your mailbox out the front of your house or... Are we talking... You got a wood pile. You got a dad sends you out to go get some wood for the fire. It's like, yeah, you do that with gloves on. Yeah. That'd be a cool feature to sneak on this course. Yes, spider.

Spider. Spider course. Who says we didn't? There we go. There you go. Do you guys want to do the gauntlet? I guess we have to. Yeah, you do.

We've had a lot of athletes do it. I think you're using that term pretty loosely. You guys are athletes. I actually think, I mean, golfers, yeah, so Taylor Gooch and Brooks. Those are the two golfers so far. Okay. We've done it. That's scary.

They're both better athletes. We're not going to catch them. No, you might. You might. Brooks is a really good athlete. Taylor's actually a pretty good athlete, too. So I think we're going to come in last. But there's a lot of, like, comedians that have run it.

There's, like, spokespeople that have run it. There's other athletes, so I'm sure there's somebody. You'll beat someone notable. I just don't want to tear anything. I don't want you to tear anything. As long as you sign the waiver, though. We already did. Yeah, you guys, though, like, even if you suck at this, it's got to be awesome because every,

it feels like golf has had a big boom recently. Every male from, like, 20 to 60 just wants to be a good golfer, and you guys are like, you could suck at this, and you're just like, but I'm better at golf than you. occasionally yeah occasionally i mean that's the fact though like you everyone wants what you have all the footballers all the baseball they all want to be good at golf right all crazy that they're not right and you guys are good at golf yeah and all the golfers want to be good at everything else right all the musicians want to be golfers all the golfers want to be musicians and so it's funny how it works yeah well you guys are going to be good at this so who wants to go first i think the away captain

should go yeah i agree and we're going to we're going to boo you harder than they did at the rider as you should and for the record big cat you made this course yes he has the record oh you're the guy they the what's the guy's name i'm the i'm the i'm the alister mackenzie i'm the alister mackenzie of this course yes okay a lot of thought into it it was actually just one day we were bored and we just put it together so who who's the goalie for the uh it is uh guy named owen oh and he is his job is it right i heard he's a really good goalie well his salary is based on how many saves he gets oh gosh so Is there any limit to how fast we can kick it at him? No.

No. Oh, as fast as you want. So do they explain it to you, everything? The cornhole, then you're going to soccer. You shoot those three. If you miss those three, you'll be able to shoot from wherever you want. You just got to score one goal. Baseball, you just got to hit it above this level right here.

Then you throw the football into the body armor. Three-pointer, three-pointer. Then you come back here and there's trivia. Let's show them a sample trivia. so all you got to do is get 10 right you can jump around to any category so like this three colors of the Italian flag just rip those off you know what I mean and then you just jump around as soon as you hit 10 the timer ends okay you guys got it no pressure I'm really worried about this now there is no

the trivia yeah we'll help you with trivia okay what what sports do you follow I follow all right all right all right so we'll steer you in the right direction what are you afraid of cricket question this gauntlet course has got me a little freaked out right now I'm not going to lie. You're afraid of, is it the failure or just? I live in a constant fear of failure, yes. Oh, wow. Yeah.

These are mostly American sports, though. Yeah, I really. Yeah, the basketball is going to be, I'm not a great basketball player. Well, your hat backwards for basketball. Okay. A lot of guys do it, hat for it, and it screws up their shot. Okay, good to know. A little tip.

Okay. I shouldn't have told you that tip, Jeff, because I'm rooting against you. All right, let's do it. And this is timed. Time. Okay. All right, so hop up there. Stephen, the guy in the full Cubs uniform, grown man.

shout out to the Cups. Yeah. Big win yesterday. Yeah. That was fun to watch. You're going to the game tonight? I was planning on it, but I think we're going to get back earlier. I got two young kids at home.

I hadn't seen me. But I'll be cheering from afar. Yes. Are you going to the game? Yeah, I am. I've gone to every playoff game. I'm excited. Okay.

Can I ask a golf question? Shoot. Yeah. What would you say to somebody that hypothetically has the yips? Um, so like which kind? Irons. Iron yips. Yes.

Well, you've got to get into a, you've got to find a way to kind of practice. It's almost like a dry fire thing if you ever shot a gun, right? You kind of get used to pulling the trigger without a bullet in there and then all of a sudden you put a bill in there and you don't flinch as much.

Yep. If you've got, I don't know what your miss is. There's probably some swing fault going on. I'm just trying to fight through it. Yeah. It's not working. I'm reading a book right now. Oh, gosh.

Oh, my God. It's that bad. Yeah, it's bad. I would start literally like with hitting just nothing, hitting a tinging a ball up. and just hitting the T first for a minute and kind of just getting used to swinging with nothing there. Then I'd put a ball on the T and see if you can do that without doing it

and then eventually kind of work your way down. This golf sim has been helping a little bit. Yeah. But it's been a disaster the last few times. Do pros use the golf simulators? Yeah, we do. Yeah, they're good. Like, especially in wintertime, whether it's kind of iffy or if you get a rainy day.

I've got one of my house. I use it quite a little bit. Oh, nice. Yeah, so it's fun. So it is helpful. It is helpful. Yeah, I mean, it's not perfect, but it's, better than kind of going, you know, trying to hit one off of, you know, Matt.

I'd much rather hit off that than go to a golf course with like bad range balls hit off mats or something like that. Right. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Jeff, you ready? I'm going to say three, two, one, and then you can pick up the bags and go. Okay. All right. Three, two, one, go. All right, he's taking his time. He's going slow. This is timed. We're going to get in his head. Oh, gosh. Casual mode.

So what happens if he doesn't make it in the cornhole? He'll get him all the bags back. He's got to get one. Just shame. Okay. Is this a bad stop? Oh, yeah. Oh, there we go.

Here we go. He sounded very confident in his soccer. Oh, wow. First one. Now, this is where we should win. Baseball. Baseball. Although he said cricket.

He said he plays cricket. Oh, my God. This level. That was so easy. Okay, wait. This is where we should get him. Football. Oh, damn.

It's not going well for me, guys. It's not going to a lot. No way he knows how to shoot a basketball. Yep. Okay. Okay. He came and reached the rim. This is good.

This is really good. Give me hope here. Yep. Oh, shit. Are we allowed to say that? Oh, yeah. Okay, good. I've got a pretty good time so far.

Damn it. Okay. Bad rebound. Terrible rebounding. Terrible rebounding. Okay. Let's rebound better for. Oh, that doesn't count.

Nope. Nope. What's the highest time? you've ever had nine and a half minutes you will not get okay okay oh in here for trivia trivia trivia trivia this is impressive you have a very good got a great time great time okay all right jeff uh 10 MLB teams is the most hall of famers uh 10 countries that border Brazil 10 countries at border Brazil you only have to get a couple chili Peru uh Argentina 7 most spoken languages in the world

Mandarin, English, French Italian No way, Italian No way, no way How many more are there? You got to get four more Four first names of Uncle Phil's children In the Fresh Prince of Blair

The Forced Uncle Phil What was a question? The four kids in Fresh Prince of Bel Air Or Uncle Phil's kids Did you watch that show? Yeah, I did, but I can't remember it. The lead guitarist of Guns and Roses.

Slash? Mm-hmm. Yeah. You can still get languages. You can go back to Brazil. You got more countries there. Minneapolis and some pole. Oh, yeah.

There we go. Nice. I should have known you could have gotten that one. One more. Golf courses there. Nice back. Best selling NBA game and 64 games of all time. Mario 64.

Oh, let's go. There we go. Time. Top three. Second under three. Wow. That was a really impressive. time yeah really good yeah here's your trophy oh yeah give it to him dan i'll got me off to a bad stock

yeah let's see but you nailed baseball i was hoping that you had not played baseball but i guess also you are good at hitting balls with a stick shit you had me scared about the soccer goal that was you were good at soccer oh oh oh okay there he is see 106 let's see see see any news let's see any names that you, Greg Olson, you know Greg Olson? Yeah. Kate, I don't have my glasses. Can you read? Yeah. Yeah. Quite the last. Gunner Henderson is a baseball player. Jared from Subway.

Jared from Subway. All business Pete. Titus. Steven Shea. So yeah, good, Julian Edelman. Yeah, not bad. Yeah. Not, not bad. All right, Brant. By the way.

Brandt is the, like, that's a name that's a European or a non-American, right? It's almost kind of confuses there. Seeing D.T. Cowboy name. Yeah. Grant is like a wrestler's name. Yeah? Like a, yeah.

Really? On the ground. Oh, sorry. Do you know a lot of wrestlers name? Yeah, wait. All right. We ready to go? Here we go.

Let's go, brand. Yep. Three, two, one. go. Okay, come on. That's all right. That's all right. Stay in it. You just got to stay there it. There it is. There it is. Soccer. Stay in it. Oh. Oh, I thought it went in. Yeah, me too. Okay. You can score from anywhere. Oh, it does Owen know this is the American? There we guys. There it is. Come on, Brant.

Come on, Brant. I don't want to say this is literally going to be who wins the President's Cup, but it feels like that's what's at stake here. Doesn't it? Yeah, we need some Lee Greenwood or something. Yeah. Oh, no. He's too strong.

That's what it is. He's too, you're too strong. There it is. Nice. All right, all right, all right, all right. Let's get cooking. Oh, I thought that was in. You were like at 45 seconds at this point.

All right, there we go. Yeah, the second three point. Flip the hat backwards. There we go. There you go. Just makes you look cooler. Oh, yes. Let's go.

A good shot. That is a good shot. Oh, good form. Oh, Oh, Brett. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Oh, no. Oh, no. There we go. Yes, let's go. Trivia, trivia, trivia. You got about a minute. You got about a minute to win the President's Cup. All right.

Oh, man. Give me something here. All right. Twins. Mary Kate and Ashley. Seven first Confederate states. Got to be Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee. Yep.

And six NFL teams with orange in their logo. The Bengals, the Broncos, Browns. Let's go. Who else? Come on. Seven branch locations of Simmons Bank. Little Rock, Nashville. Three colors of traditional candy corn.

Oh, orange, yellow, white. Yes. Let's go! We won the president. Suck on that, Jeff. Have you ever had somebody this out of breath after doing it? Oh, every time, every time. You're actually much better than most. What was the question you gave him?

I just asked for seven of the 234 different ones. I'm really impressed with your knowledge of everything me right now. This is pretty impressive. Thank you, Grant. Oh, all right, that might have been the best golf time. You might have beaten Brooks. Oh, please. Let's see.

Golf, golf. I don't see it. We're going golf. Number one. Yeah, let's go. A good record. Jeff, there's you and last. Yeah.

All right, so you beat a lot of, like, we've had a lot of pretty famous people. Oh, Marty Fish, he's a good golfer. He's a really good golfer. Yeah. Who the fuck is on here? Brandon Marshall, Alex Caruso, NBA champion. Let's see, there you are. Doug Peterson.

Yeah, Greg Olson, Jared from Subway. Wrestler Trevor Lee. Gunner. Was that, oh. If he, didn't he in jail? Yeah, he is. That was the best we've got. Nobody ever reacts.

Nobody ever reacts. You're number one now. Yeah, yeah. He didn't actually run the gauntlet. We just put him on there to see reactions. Oh, really? Yeah, but you had the best reaction and it was just simply, oh, okay.

I didn't know how to handle it. All right, boys. Finally we're on the board. We can build up. Yes. Well, thank you guys so much for coming by. So much fun. We really appreciate it and we're excited

for the President's Cup. And you, just for the record, you said Max is going to be on the team and to go even harder when we go attend the... Yeah, you know, not going to dissuade you all from anything. I'm going to be doing the first tee, right? We're going to be in Chicago's.

Yes. We'll be there. Yeah. Yeah, we'll do it. Awesome. We'll be there for sure. When, what's the date of it? September 22nd, right, that week. 24th is the Thursday.

24th is the Thursday. So football. Football time, but it's a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday event. So you can catch it. Let's finish up on Sunday before football. Yeah. Just win it early. Yeah, maybe the Bears will have a Thursday night game.

Yeah, there we go. Okay, I like that. All right. Well, thank you, guys. This is a lot of fun. I appreciate you guys. make you get some ice cream too okay we'll get the cream team uh chay can you get oh look at this for you we have a presence for us whoa hell yeah there you go for me

nice this is great there you go so we should all sign it too oh very cool this is cool to the act love it well thank you guys so much and we get to keep the trophy thank you yeah two gifts yeah sick trophy that is awesome yep all right Thank you, guys. Yeah, we'll get you set up with cream. Perfect. Get the ice cream machine. Very cool.

Thanks so much, guys. These guys are just there. What? Yeah, we do a photo. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Do you want us to stand up?

All right, Stephen, we do an ad while we take a photo? Out of the room. Will you do the Simply Safe ad, T.J.? Sure. All right. Great. Let's do it. Yeah.

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It's up, Brandon. What's up, Titus? Hey, what's up, man? You guys missed the golfers. They were awesome. Did they, uh, did they? Did they? We got our best ever. We got a... Can we replay it for him? We got our best ever. It was incredible.

Oh, really? Yes. By far. We were... Titus, we were close to verbatim what you wanted. Almost. It was awesome. Yeah.

How are you holding up over there? This is, hands down, my least favorite thing, you guys. Yeah, I love it. You do it, too. You're part of it. You're complicit. Yeah. We'll replay it for you, but it's...

It was electric in person. I can kind of picture in my... I've got already, but I would like to see it. Was it Brant or the... It was Brant. Yeah. And Titus, for the people listening that maybe don't know, what reaction will we retire? Hey, yo, what the fuck?

It was, I don't know if he said fuck, but it was pretty damn close to that. I was so close to that. It was really, really close to that. Oh, man. Brand had an awesome time. He went like 222. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Kill Jeff. Well, me and Titus were doing something exciting, too. Mm-hmm. we were doing our defamation training for Fox. I have a spoil. You guys are doing it tomorrow, right? Yeah. 11 o'clock.

We have one more day. Spoiler. They tell you the words you can't say, but then they don't say the words. Oh. So it just leaves you confused. How are they, do they censor themselves? They're like, be sure to not say like the S word or like the G word. You're just like, what is that?

Yeah. And then they're like, we all know the words. We all know the words. We obviously know what we're talking about. Slurs are. bad. Training, I would be more inclined to do the training if you said it. Yeah, that's what I was like, you got to say the words. You got to tell us. Can you not say pussy? I don't know.

They didn't say, they didn't say the P word? Pussy never came up. You got stopped. You never came up. They stopped me from saying it. They stopped you from, even though T. Bob was being a pussy. You can't say. Pussy doesn't see. But you can say somebody's being a pussy, right? They actually said it would be better if you said vagina. Oh. It's more anatomically correct. That's a weirder, yeah. I wasn't allowed to use the silhouette of a human centipede.

Got rejected yesterday. I could see where that was. Yeah. Lude in nature. Also very early in the morning for a human centipede. Yep. Kyle, what was your Simmons bank question? Kyle was on fire.

One of his sponsors. He's been on fire for months. Oh, I thought. No, that actually worked out perfectly because Jeff was, you were asking questions to Australian Jeff. And then Brant was like, no questions for me. And then Kyle just fucking hit him on pawn shop. But he reduced it to like, oh, you looked at our wikipedias. No, I dug.

you dug and i can't wait to see this jared yeah has anybody mentioned that both of you were wearing jeans yeah i was christian uh let's see there you are god peterson yeah greg olson jared from subway okay wrestler trevor lee gunner was that oh if he in jail yeah yeah it is he he gave us a full oh okay oh okay oh okay We're getting there. It's so close. We're heated up. We're going to put that on the highlight reel.

Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, okay. The exact replay doesn't do it. It was electric in here. This is my favorite thing we do. It's getting there. It's so good. Oh, okay.

Brandon, his dad, his parents owned pawn shops. Snetikers? Yeah. Really? I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?

It was cool. What are you wearing? No, what are you wearing? jeans. Yeah. Right. You both decided to wear jeans on the same day? I didn't realize one of your jeans guys. Again, I'm wearing jeans too. I wear jeans a lot. I've been wearing jeans a lot this year. This was the first 20 minutes of show.

I wear jeans. I wear jeans. I guess blue jeans are... You never wear blue jeans. Never. Blue jeans. They're very blue. Yeah. And they both perfectly match. Well, that's just me and Kyle. We're just best friends like that. Well, Brandon, do we want to talk about you and I right now?

Green and black? Oh, my God. It's a rare scheme. I'm wearing a rugby jersey. Cool. Lester Tigers. Awesome. So. What do you want us to say?

Nothing. What the fuck do you want? He asked me what I was wearing. I told him I'm wearing a rugby jersey. I got it from a manteaking. I saw a jersey, a rack of jerseys for 20 bucks a piece, and I bought it. Yeah, I like the little tight. I like it, though.

It's a little tight. Very hungry caterpillar. Huh? What's that? I did when I bought it It's a European jersey And it is a 2XL And I did realize I believe

European double XL is smaller Yeah they make them smaller And the American version Because they're not as big as us We got this too Yeah Cool Don't put this in there

Oh you don't care Got it Yeah I'll put it back there You know what You're right It doesn't have Greg Maddox on it Oh who else is here Oh is them still

Yeah they got these Oh they get nice Wait, did they play in the Masters? No, I don't think that would. Shit. Whoa, did that? Snatiker might have. Yeah.

No, I don't think either one to play. Maybe they did. Did Ogilvy? Do you get a, you don't get an exemption for winning the U.S. Open to the Masters? Wait, O'Vee won the U.S. open? Yeah, in 2006, it winged foot. Everybody knows that.

I know Snetiker's one of only ten on the PGA tour to get under 60. Wow. Why didn't you just say that to him? Yeah. You just sit there. I don't want to steal the Kyle show. yeah how are you digging this information Kyle

like their face now it's easy just look up old Q&As Snetterkin last played in the Masters in 2020 okay so it wouldn't have worked they can't sign a master flag because they didn't play in it damn

but Jeff Ogilvy let's see I don't think he was there either I have a pretty encyclopedic memory of everybody I saw Stephen we we skipped your question which I thought would have been uncomfortable. What was this question?

What was it like getting married in Vegas? Why? I don't know. You got married in Vegas. No, we understand that part. Why would you be interested in him getting married in Vegas? Seems like a popular... A trope in movies and stuff.

But I doubt he got married at a chapel, a drive-thru chapel. He probably had a beautiful golf course out there. Exactly. Yeah, it was probably like a Steve Wynn property. He probably won a billion-dollar golf course. He didn't go through a chapel in a convertible. He didn't do the day. When did I say he went through in a drive-through in a convertible?

Well, I think what Brandon's saying is that's the only thing that would be interesting. That's what implies interesting in Vegas. Yeah. I went to a wedding an Excalibur right outside the Thunder from Down Underdoors. There we go. O'Will v. hasn't played in the Masters since 2015. So that would have been a bad question if I'd ask him to sign a Master flag. Are they getting ice cream?

Yeah, they are. In 2012, I used a groupon to get a table at the Excalibur. A groupon for a table at the excalibur? How many times do you just groupon in your life? Over under eight and a half? You have no the answer. You can't see. I don't.

That was like, I don't know, 15 years ago. Okay. What happened to groupon? They're both here. I know. I remember, I was remember when their office wasn't too far from where I used to work. And I was like, this is crazy. This is going to be.

I'm pretty sure, like, every early, 20's kid works there after college. And then I- It just never used Groupon or a coupon. It just like ruined every business. Did it? I'm pretty sure that was like

the death of group was like all these businesses they would do a Groupon and then they would just go under. Wait, is it dead? Is Groupon dead? Now, what do you laughing about, Jay? That seems like an old wife still. Everyone would just use a coupon

and their business would fail. Yeah. Why is it? I will ever be able to guess what you laugh at. Ever. Yeah, no, I remember maybe I'm making this up, but I remember, like, reading something about how when you get people into coupon culture,

then they don't come back to actually, like, pay full price. They just jump from coupon to coupon. Why she's smiling ear to ear? I don't know. It's hilarious. I accept full price every time, by the way. I just think, I just agree with whatever you decide to price something. I'm sure it's fair.

Even when I was four, I was, I was like, all right, That seems about right You don't haggle No, I've never been a good haggler Yeah, I'm not either Which is bad for what I do And as a hobby No, but it's also

Yeah Hagglars are annoying people Yeah People who are always like I gotta get a deal But some people selling also love it There's people who like love it

Love to haggle back in the north Yeah Not for me Like if you go to the flea market What is what? Yeah, why is not fucking It'll be the most passing remark that he'll defaugh at. I thought it was off. I thought it was off.

Yeah, but you still laughed. You still laughed. I'm reading about Groupon. Oh, he's still laughing at Group. Oh, you're reading about the business is going on? What made you laugh? What made you? Share with the class.

Big Cat was totally right. Groupon's merchants complained that customers acquired through deeply discounted deals did not become loyal, leaving them only the costs. As a result, the business pulled back. from offering the deals, forcing Groupon

to expensively acquire new merchants. You laughed at Big Cat's original statement. God Day. It got proven correct, and you laughed at that. You thought this was the funniest story. I think Groupon's a funny word. That's all? It's a callback.

We need Stephen in like a live studio audience where this sitcom, when you have the laugh track and who's here is random laugh. I mean, listen. It's a callback to. For his next stand-up special, I think he doesn't. He needs to do something. It's got to be group on.

It's got to have a group on bit. Do you know why it's called Groupon, Stephen? It's a group coupon. They're usually for groups. That's some good shit right there. See you guys. They got a crew, man. These guys were just fucking filming us.

They're rolling really deep. Really deep. That's just a little too big of a crew. Yeah. I would hate having a crew of 12 people. I know. It was like a surviving barstool that was like... You know, you're a posse guy?

Oh, no, I could never do a posse. But they have twice the posse as ice cube. Why did you say it like that? The inflection doesn't matter. The message. See you, man. I do think it's cool to roll with like... See you.

Four dudes? Four dudes is about right. But there's two of them. So eight dudes might work. Yeah. Oh, that's a lot. Look at that. Oh, we got.

Hugwheel, hug wheel, hug wheel. No. And you have to get every single person. Fuck this. Fuck this. Yep. Fuck this. There you go, Brandon.

The one. You didn't even meet. Oh, yeah. Meeting them. Oh, boys, you forgot something. They're almost. Oh, there we met him. Peel out of that cocoon.

Get over there. There's so many of them. Yeah. Hug them all. He did that. He did that on purpose. purpose to make it seem like a bit. Get Alejandro.

By the way, he didn't, Brent didn't kind of, he kind of said yes to going too far. He's fine with it. Yeah. Yeah. I said, do you think the Ryder Cup, they went like too far?

And I was like, I think they didn't. didn't go far enough. Yeah. He was, like, kind of down with it. No holds bar. All right. Well, I don't think the President's Cup has that the same type of juice probably as, like,

in terms of animosity. Right. It's hard to get mad at, like, an Australian dude. But it's not just Australian. It's like their team is just the world. Yeah, right. But it's like, I'm not mad at Australia. You can't be mad at Japanese.

No. South Africa. Like even, like, Colombian, like, they're too fun loving. Yeah. I'm not that English dude They're not specific Gotta be Europe

Yeah Give me a good French or English dude I'll fucking say slurs right in his face Yeah Yeah you throw out an Australian guy I just want to get a A beer with him

I don't like this But they They said give this one To Big Cat personally Oh That's another one The cat got his own personal one To more of a President's Cup guy

Love it I am more of a President's Cup guy Because we never lose it We never lose Yeah I like those type of tournaments You brought up Max Homa

I have a Homa story Oh So I told this on the dog walk I I was like with my boys At a bachelor party And they were like Who do you have in your phone

That you could call And we're all drinking or whatever I called him and Dion And when I called Homa I was like two rings No answer So for the And I looked

And he had a tournament that weekend So for the last like year I've been worrying about this about like did I wake him up hours before tea time he just texted me yesterday and said new number Max Homa my friend sent me a video that you drunk called me

I was devastated that I missed it it may have been my old number which is funnier that guy fucking hates me I love it I can't tell you how like that weight that's off my shoulder I haven't heard from him since that did Dion pick up when you called

no but he also has a new number Wait, that's- He texted me last week. That's a dangerous game for you to play. It was the dumbest, I don't know why I did it. And, like, your friends don't, your friends aren't playing that game. They were just fucking with me. You're just doing it for. They're like, who do you have?

Like, call someone funny. I'm like, I can call Dion Sanders. Yeah. Doing it for points. Some random dude needed a new number and he got a celebrities. I guess. Old number? That's, I think, I am so relieved.

That happened to, I was texting with a dude for a year that I, I thought I was texting with Lane Johnson, and he had gotten a new number. Frank Fleming just got a new one. So somebody's going to have Frank's old. It's on the iPhone, no more Bixby. Oh, he's on the iPhone. Damn. Yeah, that was, that's been weighing on me.

Because I'm not like a drunk call guy, but. No, that's the worst type of guy to be. I got peer pressured. Yeah. And I'm very easily peer pressureable. No. You? But getting that text.

Wait, so you have Max's new number? I do. Now I do as of yesterday. Give it a call. Just to see. So we call him right now? See, just to call him right now. Do we?

Yeah. What if he's, it's Thursday? He's probably in a tournament. No. No. No, he could be. He played in a tournament last week. Did he play in Mississippi?

Is that Mississippi? I've learned from my mistakes. So he plays in the ones after the FedEx is done? I think he's just trying to get his game back to where he might be playing. Yeah, and he was in a rut too, so I was. Yeah, you can't. That's, I didn't realize until the next day. I was like, oh, shit, he's in the middle of tournament.

That makes me feel. That text I got yesterday made my life. Wasn't it like 2 a.m. too? Yes. If he answered while lining up a putt, though, that'd be funny. I didn't think it was more like he was probably asleep and he's trying to get his rest for the tournament. Give me one call.

You know what, though? I think that that's, like, if you aren't at this point putting your phone on Do Not Disturb, that's on you. Yeah, I guess. Like, what are you doing? Does anyone not put their phone on, Do Not Disturb? No, such an evil thing I've seen is, uh, Like the best man reading a speech off his phone

And people will purposely call him while he's giving it That's not nice Isn't there a thing though Do not disturb if you call like three times in a row or something It breaks through It goes through Oh really? I just do sleep mode

I just turn it on silent Mine's on silent always Yeah Oh yeah I should put it on sleep Yeah I feel like your phone should never be making noise No Agreed I know

You don't have your ringtone on Dan I don't think In general For Max Homer is currently Tired for 42nd In the tournament

He's playing Okay Good Don't call We didn't For phone calls Yeah I think

Like if someone were to call you Does it play Hollerback girl It does Or is it Just vibrate That would be I think it just

Vibrates You think I don't know Huh I don't get a lot Phone call It ain't No Hollerback

It's all texting Huh Tommy's in the chat I learned to God damn it No snitching No snitching What's he saying

Do you want the good one or the bad one God damn it The good one is my dad doesn't like me Being in the chat Specifically because And these are his words You guys are lazy fat asses You don't have to go to work also

Because he doesn't want me to see a Hate comment That's not what he said And then he said My dad's real fat I have a screenshot of it My dad's real fat Okay

He didn't say the first one Yeah Do I think my dad is a hoarder I don't know Let me just go check the corner of my basement Which is so full of shit It's all that He's all that

Tommy Got him Oh Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy he's the best Someone mess with me saying He's playing in Japan right now When it's 3 a.m. Not a bad call

You would have just done it again Yeah That's why we check Learn from our mistakes Yeah You don't make a phone call Do you have jizz on your pants I was gonna ask

Why do you The last thing I'd want Seeping for my ass You've got jizz on his ass It is, it's all over What is that? That's probably jizz It's straight up jizz on his ass

What are your questions? Oh dude Calling it jizz is funny as fuck is you jizz on your ass brandon you fucking covered in jizz dude oh man I got jizz all over my new jeans

Brandon you have jizz on you did you hug brant snedeker with jizz on the back of your pants Brant I'm sorry I had jizz on me when I hugged it Brandt I have to apologize that is such a funny

I never thought of that I don't say jizz very often like hey I jizzed last night Hey, Mikey Betts, did you Jizz this morning? Yeah, it is a funny way to say it. We were on the Philly stream last night, and Connor Griffin ranked his top five ways to say come. Oh, and?

Jizz was on there. Where was it? I would have mattered. I thought there's probably only five ways to do it. It was no order specifically. He said release. Oh, ew. Man.

One is bust. Yeah, bust. Nut. Nuts, good one. You're talking verb or noun You said explode Oh Noun changes every

Yeah Conner quad is flawed Exploding There's not many It was probably like six You could say You get Jiz pants What's on the back of your pants?

I don't know Like hair gel or toothpaste is stuck in there Sounds a lot like Jiz It would make I think it were Jiz Jiz would make It's almost less embarrassing It's not Jiz

It's whatever it is I'm very aware it's at the top of the belt line there. I'm aware of it. I just love these pants so much. I keep wearing them. Is there a 0% chance it's Jiz? It's been washed a lot of times. Jiz would wash out, I think.

I think Jiz would wash out. Depends on how strong of Jiz is. How does it's been sitting for a couple of days? I'm pretty sure Jiz will watch. How do these phone calls with Tommy go? Because you do them a lot and it doesn't seem to. I think he's performing not only for the people in the chat. He's also performing for the kids at his lunch table.

I love that. Oh. That's awesome. Like, he's, what do you want? And I'm like, and then I have to up my tone so he knows it's serious. And he's like, oh, then he calms down. He's like, okay. So he says he's getting out.

We'll deal with it later. But, I mean, that is, he's the coolest kid at the lunch table. He's also, like, watch me, Raz, my dad on his live show. That's so fucking cool. Like Bamargera. Yeah. I'm not going to sit here and lie to you, y'all aren't helping a bit. I know.

We're not, but we're just. just being honest. Don't want him a 15-year-old Custin. I'm going to call him a fat ass. Watch this. They're going to read this and laugh at it. A fear I've created a monster. I got him into this game and now I want him out of it.

I don't know what to do. More viewers. It was easier to control when he was nine. Yeah. It's 15 now he's sitting with a table full of miscreants. Think about this though. Like we saw the Tommy Walker Day for four years ago. Like Tommy's been.

raised by the yak. I know. We're all his ads. Yeah. Yeah. Does he ever say, like, does he ever speak how we speak? Not just like. Yeah, all the time.

Yeah, he's very, he's very yacked. He's yacked. He's yak-brained. Yeah, he's. We've got to have science study him. Yeah, he'll have clips ready for me when I get home. Does he listen to other shows here that you're not on? No, I don't think so.

It's just this one. He's a new age George of the Jungle. What? In what way? What way? Was it George of the Jungle raised by like monkeys? Yeah.

There's been a lot of things that have been raised but why did you choose George of the Jungle? That was a parody of Tarzan. Tarzan? That who you meant? Are those the same thing?

No. What is the difference between those two? Well, Tarzan's Tarzan. Tarzan is called. He was raised by apes. He's raised by apes. I like George of the Jungle with Mimi Seeky.

Brendan Fraser was George of the Jungle? That's right. Who's the guy who's raised by wolves? That's a... That's a Greek God, isn't it? The founders of Rome. Remus. Remus and Romulus.

What? Whoa. Dana. I know my shit, boys. I'm a Rome guy. What Romulus do? He was a wolf. No.

That doesn't. He was one of the boys. Right? All right. We got to let Dana have those wins. We shouldn't have a follow-up questions. That's not fair of us. He had a win there.

Romulus and Remus. I remember that lesson. They had called. curly hair who's the mad king uh that was joffrey it's george yeah no the that was it's one of the george's nero

nero yeah bad boy he burnt the whole place down right yeah nero his lead poisoning was that what it was it was in the aqueducts Trojan horse you're just saying phrases and words now yeah georgian horses

that's not it's somewhere yeah what why did you say aqueducts that's what they they were the first to make them they got water to everyone's house they made up roads too and it was lead in

the pipes and they all went crazy and then Nero burned the fucking motherfucker down. Burn it down Nero was real? I have a question is it's real or folk? Nero's real This is all real. Is this not all real? Yeah, Nero burned his own city. Yeah, they all went crazy. They all like

the fall of Rome was they all kind of went a little crazy That's right. When people are like I study Greek mythology What does that mean? They just like pedophiles But that's all fake It is

It's mythology Oh, the mythology I think you're talking about The philosophers Those guys are really Are they all role playing Like it's real? Yeah, does anyone like follow?

Because they discuss it In the same way Like people discuss But wait this is We're talking about Actual history Not mythology Yeah

Like the things we said Were real things That happened Exactly You're talking about People talk about mythology in the same way. Yeah, yeah.

What Zeus did. Yeah, that's... And it kind of blurs the lines. I don't know what some mytholo... If some things are mythological or real. Got it. Yeah. Greek mythology's kind of cool.

Greek mythology is fucking awesome. Said gods for everything. Yeah. But it's... Is it like the Bible? No, I think... Is there a book about it? It was their religion, wasn't it?

How do we have the information? There were temples and shit. Yeah, I think there was a... I don't know. yeah we there's Homer Homer Homer

he went to see the guy they're doing the movie right the one writing it all down who's in the movie Christopher Nolan's everybody everybody's Matt Damon right

everybody's in it everybody who's Homer was a real guy Homer was a real guy he wrote the author he wrote the fake stories he worked the nuclear plant yeah

what's that George Clooney movie movie Wilma you're thinking of a perfect storm oh John Benthal he's a good Bernthal he's a good Bernthal

he's awesome he's one of those like classic he's good and everything but i don't really know who he is guy yeah oh brother we're out there who's corey hawkins oh yeah that was based on uh one of them homer right this is anybody who's anybody click on go down and click on corey hawkins oh look at that guy where's cori hawkins i like the look at this guy oh is that who played uh it's the doctor dray yeah i like this guy you forgot about dray never all right all right Zendaya. What you got, Brandon? What was that about?

You guys see Malisek with the first concert ever last night? Oh, yeah. Ever. In his whole life. That's tough to avoid. And he was posting, he was like, I totally get it now. I understand why people go to concerts. This is so cool.

Does he never listen to music? And then the concert venue saw that he was a concert newbie, and they moved him up to the very front. Oh, really? Yes. Oh, so you should definitely tweet out that this is your first concert. Yeah, this is one of my, this is one of my tips. This is one of my life advice tips is just lie and say everything's your first time doing stuff. Yeah, because I went to a concert last night and I put it on my story and it was,

yeah, nobody cares. They couldn't have. I let my girlfriend get the tickets. Never do that, boys. Never, I'd have a Sherpa take us to our seat. Fuck you, Malice. Brandon's been doing it with hockey for like years ago. Oh, yeah.

It's my first hockey game. Can't wait. I was like, oh, my God. That's just what Mincy does. Yeah, it is. I also thought it was kind of funny. It's a Lumineers concert. Nothing against the Lumineers, but.

That's something Malicex. Yeah, that checks out. I can't believe I get to watch the Lumineers live in their dream up here. Living their dream. I was at the United Center for Mumford & Sons last night, and if you guys were streaming in the office,

you would have been significantly closer to the meeting. Mumford and Sons is the United Centers? Was it a good show? It was a great show, I think. No, they're big. I have no, wait, did you see them? No. I have no idea what you expect.

Probably a concert. Music. A pretty easy. Oh, song? Yeah. Hasn't changed it forever. Say it's your first time doing stuff. That's, what was everyone else's first concert?

Mine was 98 degrees. My dad walked in on me painting the words, Nick on my face. Oh, no. This was my seats from Mumford's sons. Oh, my God. Oh, my. Oh, shit. The very little lion.

man. It was crazy. So they sounded great, though. Great show. Brandon's the second person to ask you if they're United Center big. I feel like... Yeah, Che asked me out, too. They're huge. I just, I, you know, I stopped listening to music in like 2006 or seven.

No, I didn't know if I was... Like, Lumineers, I don't know how big they are. I don't know how big Mumford & Sons is. I have no reference for how big these bands. Two great fall bands. They're the same band. You're right. It's great fall music. Good, like, feel kind of sad. Look out of Rainy Wind music. I'm sure you can play like three or four of their songs and I'd be like, oh, I'd not along

and I'd know it, but I don't, I can't name. They got some cry song. The hey-ho. That's them. Yeah. Oh. Hey. The pen was on fire for that one. I hate my fucking jeans.

No, they're great. They look great. The socks look like shit. They look more than the jeans. Dude, just keep. Keep wearing them. You can't wear. No, you should. Everybody should try a new thing out.

You go ankle socks with the jeans? I don't fucking know. I got dressed. What else would you wear? You're a dark jeans guy. What you are? I never know. Think about it.

I think about it. That's the ankle socks. Oh, true, actually, yeah. I thought that was for the shorts. Yeah, maybe. Oh. I feel like ankle socks are out altogether. No.

Ankle socks are out. Yeah. Sox are fine. I never know what to do with socks. What? Where ankle socks? R8. I do it wrong, but R.A. people wear ankle socks. You're

not getting shamed, but I wouldn't say they're the hip sock right now. What's the hip socks? What's the hip socks? Unbranded. I feel like I've just been behind on socks. They're wearing trousers with ankle socks and it looks good. Where the socks you want? What does the pant become a trouser?

I think it's the material, just not denim. You had trousers on yesterday? Yeah. I just has gray socks on. I have gray socks. You gray sock a good bit. I do, yeah. I'm always seeing. Thanks for noticing.

Yeah, man. I was wondering if anyone would ever. Che, how was the parent-teacher conference? It was good. It was passable. The teacher was a Cubs fan, and her husband is a baseball coach, so it worked out all around. That's great. Wow.

What luck? I actually think it's... Finding a Cubs fan in Suburb of Chicago. I was saying that it's probably better that you did that because it's like the, your kids' teachers are going to find out at some point that you're a weirdo. Might as well just get it out of the way. Yeah. No, but your teacher's only your teacher, your kid's teacher's only their teacher for like eight months.

Right. But still. There were some years you might be able to skip them and they might be able to assume you're normal. Yeah. I feel bad that a lot of people in Chey's life don't know about him. I know who he really is. I want to, like, reach out to his, like, you know this freak you've known for him. Godfrey.

All of his kids. Godfrey knows. Godfrey. Well, the number one person when he really is. to reach out to is the dad of Luke? Max, come on! I forgot.

That's our fucking guy. Yeah. Yeah. Max's dad needs to know. Yeah, Max's dad needs to know. Yeah, Max's dad know you lust over his baseball ability. I'm not, that's the incorrect use of that word, I think. But I think he's a good player and I think he'll be appropriate.

I mean, like, does he know, does, do you think his dad, like, if you've gone up to his dad be like, hell of a ball player or your son or, you know, like, you have? Probably. I've been like, dude, Max is really. good i'm sure yeah talked about your son today to a hundred thousand people talked about your little boy said he's a stud i have a socks question for you guys ready i guess hold on hold on hold on good titus you good all right here we go all right dana yeah all right we're all right we're all right we're all right we're all right we're all right you know if you get a

a pair of socks sometimes they'll say l and r do you guys follow that Sometimes I'll wear two L, sometimes we're at two R's. I try to. Yes. Have to follow it. It's what separates us from the animals. There's no other society crumbles if you don't. Yeah.

Do you guys always check, right? I've never known that. Yeah, it doesn't take too long. Yeah. I really don't think about it, but I would follow it. Okay. If it exists, you follow it. Is there reasoning behind that?

That's a good question. So like the logo is outwards? The socks I wear, the stance talks. They have like a, their little emblem is on one side. or the other. I've never really known if those are supposed to be on the interior or exterior. I wear them currently on the interior. It feels like this should be on the exterior.

I felt like that too, but then I did it and somebody was like, your socks are on the wrong foot, fucking idiot. No way. The other way. So maybe now if they were trying to trick you in... Yeah, but I'm wearing stance right now and it's on the inside. What the hell? What the hellie? Oh my God. Is it right foot?

Oh my God. It is my right foot? What is it labeled? LNR? There is an LNR. Oh my God. Huh. Makes you think. I think you have to buy multiple pair and then wear them on the left. Like, swap them out, you know?

So they're like those Nike elite socks. Did you swear there's a lot of Titus? Yes. Or Dana? Like, were those cushioned differently per, like, right foot, left foot? No. It's not going to grow up. Yeah.

I feel like that's not a dumb question. Yeah. They kind of were. They were cushioned differently? Yeah, like the way they were stitched was. It meant for your right? right foot yeah right foot goes like where your big toes right yeah there's like a different good question steven got to be the worst you've ever been this is down there yeah oh yeah good

question could be at the bottom what kind of fabric are you guys using oh yeah okay's adding on cotton security mic video instead oh yes yes yes please thank you save us tj god thank you the left right i just got f all right snack time we're in chicago came for chinese food I come into the place. I want to get the lunch special. Tell me if this happened to you ever. I ordered a lunch special. The Chezs-you-on chicken comes with white rice.

I tell the guy, I want the pork-fried rice. He says, I said, no. I said, yeah, you could charge me more for the pork-fried rice. No, not allowed, can't do it. So now I have to switch over from the lunch special to all the regular-sized orders, full pork-fried rice, full order. I went from $14 lunch special to $61 like that. I just got,

I was a pretty good lunchtime. Makes you want some Sejuan chicken. That happened to me last week. The same thing? Yeah, it wasn't a lunch special. It was just for dinner, and I asked for, it came, I got General Sowed chicken, came with white rice.

I said, can I have pork fried rice instead? They said, you can order pork fried rice, but you can't have it with this. So I just ended up, yeah, they did the same thing. But it didn't make me go from 14 to 61. It made me go from like, you know, 14 to 19. How's the Chinese scene in Chicago? You got to go to Chengdu Impression.

He's been talking about that all about it. Changdu. Place is good. Yep, it's damn good. Chengdu impression. Yep. And I told Dana you'd get a discount if you call with a Chengdu impression. And he was like, wait, really?

I just stopped you before. Thank you. That made part two. It did? Yeah. How's he doing in his poker tournament? That should have been in part one. Do we know how he's doing in his poker tournament?

I don't know. Titus, have you seen how he's doing in his poker tournament? I'm not, no. I'm curious to see this. I haven't seen any evidence that it was streaming. Yeah, I don't know. Is it happening already? Who knows?

Is it over? Hopefully he makes the Ole Miss game this weekend. Is that what he's doing? I'm sure. This is yesterday. What's the count? Okay. So he did play.

He does look good Interactive What a well That angle Yeah The first angle was good The second angle No

Yeah Yeah That helps me a little bit Get him on the other camera No Good stream He just goes and plays poker And just tells stories about Dave

Yeah, all these people know entirely too much He's just Chicago Marathon He never plays, right? No, he folds He folds every time Yeah And you can last a while But you can never win if you do that, right?

It looks like a big brother house What is it? It's like a real show house Is there like drama and sex? What's the heart rate Have to do with it? I don't know Is it just

Oh, so you can't bluff as easily? Yeah, I think that's a gimmick is like Everybody knows everybody else's heart rate I want to watch him I want to watch him interact to somebody Does he ever interact? Yeah, does he tell stories? What are the points of these?

Is it to be more casual and talkative? Yeah I don't know Haley's heart rate Yeah, everyone seems to be chatty The longest I've ever seen him not talk Oh, he's in last place. He's in last.

Well, at least he has some good videos we can watch. Oh, Mincy. Oh, no. That's a tough. I don't want to be there in that type of ground. No, that's a bad spot to be in for sure. We just did nothing. That was...

He was dead middle. That was just a pointless. So wait, is that, was that at the end of it? Yep. Did he not say a single word, the whole stream? He didn't even tell him about a panic show or nothing? He must be depressed. Is that the...

He's locked in on the marathon. He's in Texas playing poker. It's in four days. You guys ever see videos of like elite men's slow-pitched softball players? Yes. Yeah, Brenton. Give me. Give me.

I want to see it. No, you don't. No, you don't. It's the best. Yeah, they can hit a pitch that's lobbed at 12 miles an hour, and they've been working out relentlessly, and they look like refrigerators. They can hit a ball that's placed on a tee for them. Yay.

Have you seen the fast pitch men softball? Now we're talking. They throw it underhand at like 70 and like 500 feet. I used to watch them play that. It's in Central Park. They used to have a fast pitch league. It was awesome. That's a skill.

But like the ones I've seen is like a, it's like a. massive like purple-skinned Herculean 35-year-old He looks miserable when he hits home run He's out of his spandex You can tell by his stance That he's about to hit like the farthest home I love that shit

He hits it and he's disgusted And he does hit the farthest home run of all time And he reacts like he proved people wrong Slowly walks to the dog I told you Like fucking right Everyone thought you were going to do that Yeah look at you

Then it like pans to his teammates And it's all guys that look just like that It's all refrigerators yeah Like, how are there 10 of you in the same city? What league is that? I love it. Sometimes they don't even, like, run the bases. They just, like, throw the bat and walk to the dugout.

Yeah. I've flashed online. That's been my biggest clashes. It's an impressive feat to be able to hit it that far. Don't get me wrong. That is impressive. Look at him. There's no happiness whatsoever.

And then another one that looks just like him goes up there. on the flip side how mad you they get if they don't hit a home of this Kyle it's so far I think it's kind of awesome I think it's like I think some of these leagues they have limits on how many home runs they can hit yeah at some point a home run becomes bad yeah but what leagues are these what he didn't even run the bases no you just go back to the dugout who shit brando did you don't have a feud with one of these guys yeah I did what happened to that he wouldn't let me uh do it with him on TikTok so it died um he was challenging me to come catch one of these line drives

and i was going to go but i couldn't because i i'd a lot of work pulled a toe um yeah he's like you can't do it it's like i can't do it now but i could have i love these guys oh but they've they've taken they've dedicated their lives to being awesome to a skill to being fucking to being fucking to being fucking rat. That isn't that impressive. Yeah, this is pretty awesome. This is so sick. You guys are just bitches.

Look at that. He just launched that one. I'd rather see a Royd-Rage freakout for when they strike out. That'd be more entertaining, I think. Oh, there's three fights a game, too. Now, those, I'll watch those guys get mad. The best compilations are when the guys go up the middle on the pitcher. When they hit a line drive back towards the pitcher and then both teams want to fight,

those are your good compilations. Like to see those. Because you're not supposed to hit it back through the box. You're not supposed. you hit it if you hit the picture you're a fucking asshole you have a compilation of that there's comp compilations are out there what they call it the bottom no the in the middle in the box or something so you know a lot about this i i sneakie come from this world a little bit uh yeah what do you mean bam asshole asshole now they're all gonna fight but is it ever accidental

um i'm sure it is sometimes but you're supposed to be able to you're supposed to be able to avoid it like he's throwing it two miles an hour yeah you'll be able to pull it i don't see it i don't see what's wrong with that playing the game sometimes the pitcher will be okay with it sometimes the pitcher wants to fight that guy seemed okay ashton almost great well the problem with it literally you don't see what's wrong with it these guys can hit it 900 feet that guy is standing 45 feet from them but you almost have to respect that they're honing this craft that there's nobody watching yeah there we turn now we're talking this is fast pitch that's oh that's fucking ball right I've seen some clips from this.

They get crazy. That almost doesn't look. I almost look like AI. How fast do you think that ball's going? Yeah, you're not allowed to do a full wind-up. It's probably, if it's 70, I mean, that's not 60 feet away. That's, you know. I would love to play in a slow pitch.

Ah, yeah. Spanish makes it better. I'll get down with this all day. We've got to get these guys for the halftime show. You think there's a slow-pitch baseball league? I'd like to play in that. No? Yeah, why can't there be?

Yeah, like anything over 50s is a softball. A ball. Why do they have four numbers? I played in a regulated pitch league that was you couldn't throw over 70. But I've never heard of one over 50. Yeah, I want to play in slow-pitch baseball. What was the penalty if you did? It was a ball.

Okay. If it was 71 or above, it was a ball. This is so ridiculous. The camera guy here is dedicated. This account's unbelievable. Professional wiffleball has that, too. Speed cap. I love the professional wiffleball league.

Professional wiffleball to me is a concept that I want to love, and then I watch the guys who play it, and I'm like, fuck them. No, I love them. I hate them. They kind of ruin it. They kind of ruin having the skill. This logo thing is really bothering. I like it.

It's good branding. Oh, it's smoked. Now, if these guys came at me, I would just lay down and die. This is just guys cosplaying as like professional athletes. I love it. But that's what slow pitch softball is. I know. They're pretending to be good at something.

Right. But this is fast. This is impressive to be good at. But that's fun. You would not like these guys, though. I think these guys I would like. Vernon, you do, you have like 90% of your, your, self-worth is in a made-up trivia league.

Yeah, we pretty much play slow-pitch trivia. No, no, no, no. We do. We do the same thing. It's a question catered. It's cosplaying slow-pitched trivia. 90% of my self-worth is too much. I take a lot of self-worth in my mantie.

Here's something you know. Yeah, here's, here, Brandon, here's a question about all trivia to ask questions about that thing you do. Yeah. What's the capital of? Yeah. Mississippi State football. Here's your question. nailed it

I don't even do Mr. B'estay football I understand but that's what that's what the dozen is slow pitch trivia is slow pitch trivia yeah

Kyle said all of Barstool was a the man simulator it's we put ourselves in positions to feel like so we can be a man again oh big time big time so yes

it's what after dark is yeah it's all of it long torturous waste in we're just living yeah we're just living a life where we're just trying to be like the hero.

Everybody. Hero simulating. What's wrong with it? I love it. That's awesome. Every video is somebody trying to become the man. What's wrong with that, Brandon? Isn't that just life?

Yeah, but we're all searching for being the man? Right, but that's what these guys. We get the opportunity to cater. If I'm pumping gas, I'm like trying to hit the number on the die. Right. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, that's what these guys are doing. It's great.

Just go out there and be the man. I just when they, when they, I don't know. Like when we play 16-inch softball and, like, we win a game, I'm buzzing. Down South, well, you know, I was 20 and 30, I played in a lot of softball leagues, and we would show up on Saturday, and we would be in shorts and we'd be in, you know, sneakers and everything. We'd aim to have fun, and here come these motherfuckers with their pinstripe long-man. Oh, you're talking about the men?

Here come these motherfuckers with the men. They chose to be the man. They're going to want to fight you. They're going to want to, it's 7 a.m. on Saturday. You're in New Albany Mississippi. All you want to do is going to do is going to go. to Papp's place for a little breakfast and they're just fucking taking it. So you're a need for softballs.

You just got fucking manned up. I didn't get manned up. I could play. It's just these guys ruin it. You were trying to be too cool. Yeah. And you're the type of guy that throws out the word hardo. No, those are the man.

You wanted to be the man without giving effort. You were the most anti-hardo guy on the fucking planet. And now you're saying pro hardo. You could be the man. These guys are awesome. What are you talking about? You're anti-hardo. You've said you've called people hardos before.

For what? You've said they've got a dumb. in their pants or their hardos and now you're stopping for him i'm oh oh that guy's a hard o brand that was an anchor right because he got out he's that seemed dangerous dump in the pants and hardo are two different things oh very throw his out closer to opposites they're exact opposites well either way dump in the pants is what you're being to the hardos you can be a dump in the pants to a hardo right I'm saying they're opposites. Fine.

I made a diving catch at Camp Barcelona, and I felt like the man. Yeah. Exactly. Dude, when we swim at Camp Barcelona, I'm like, I'm the man. I put myself in left field so I could feel like the man. You made a falling catch. Oh, that was a diving catch. You made a falling catch.

That was a diving catch. That was a falling catch. Dude, when I'm pitching and like Catech struck out a couple times, I'm the man. Although, Tidus hit that first home run, he kind of was the man. Oh, that's right. You were the man. You were the man then. He fucking spoke of a home run.

Yeah. And then Dana hit a home run. And I felt like a boy in that moment. Because I gave up the home run. I felt like the man since that day. The falling catch, though. I'm going to send to TJ. It was a diving catch.

Do you have it handy? Yeah, he did. My favorite is when people crush it in something and then post like the highlights on Twitter. Ebo hitting that ball off a literal T. Yeah. That's a phrase that you say for when somebody makes it easy for it. Yeah. no absolutely

you gotta post your highlights it's just guys who take it way too serious I think I watched the time that I in Stu Feinner's backyard when I fucking domed Brandon in the head with an egg I watched that probably seven thousand times great clip

like Dan Heron texts me he was like that was perfect pitching for him I was like holy fuck I'm the man I'm the man Dan Heron the pitch right yeah it was like way to you know yeah fuck Dan Heron

those moments you gotta you gotta capture those moments You've got to live in those. I've never done that. You've had moments. I know. Oh, fuck. Remember my behind the back pass?

Remember my three-pointer to win that? Yeah, you love being the man, Brandon. Yeah, I love being the man, of course. Everybody loves being the man. But crafting your whole world around being the man in a sport that most people gave up when they were 22 is being too serious about it is what ruins it. I'm not serious about being the man. I look into being a man. I would agree with you if it were.

If it were like a casual league like you're talking about, there's one guy in baseball pants. But this is a league where they're all trying to be the man. And that's who I'm talking about. The guys who join the casual leagues with their teams and their sponsors. So then I can meet you there. Okay. The videos we're watching, I can meet you there.

I agree with that. If you're playing that 16-inch football league and those guys show up. Guys with batting gloves, yes. But if you're in like a league that has, that's basically like we're taking this seriously. Yeah. The whole league's on the same page. Right. You got to have everyone on the same page.

All right, so we meet me. Hey, look at that. Because there is. Hey, give me a hand. Wait, hold on. Is this a diving catch or falling? What's that? Dana.

Oh, no. Okay. You look really fat there. Your face, dude. What happens? You look like, have you lost like 100 pounds? Yeah, what the hell? It's a diving catch.

How does your body bounce off the raft? Wait, get that bounce? Because you broke your fall with your knees. Oh, no. But you still. managed to bounce. Wait. Knees down,

boop. How? I don't know, man. Look at how big your torso is. Why? Your belly sprung you back up in the head. Look at that air you got. That should have.

That's grass. That's not how that works. I haven't really watched it. All the force should have been when your knees hit. So there. okay how his body did

like an ollie yeah and he did an ollie the rest of his body yeah TJ can you have a boy

yeah or just you're the man right there no that that was a great catch and I I remember

I was like I'm gonna play left field because I want to feel like the man if I make a good catch and it happened

you wanted to rob a home run I did but that was just as good and I I didn't realize how fat I looked back then. Even the get up. It was a month and a half ago.

Yeah, I don't know what happened there. It's probably a beard. Even you getting up. You're just wearing a sweatshirt now. You look like you're getting woken up. The beard made my stomach look fat. A fire alarm. You getting up here.

Oh, man. I don't want to wake up right now. Yeah. The man. That was the man. That was the man. I'm half with the brand. Like, have we done anything to cater to your best skills?

Ever in the man? Yeah. You're an athlete. Have we ever played rugby? No. She busted out the basketball skill. Yeah, yeah, she had a man-moment of basketball. Yep, she did.

Do you remember we did like a carnival in Brooklyn with? Yes, you won that. And I hit people in the dunk tank, and I was like brand new. And I was like, no, it's nothing. Yeah. But I did kind of feel cool. Carnie. Yeah.

You also are probably learning a lot about, like, how. childish all of our psyches are right now. This is pretty. This guys are lusting after. Well, we literally need this. I think it's probably tremendous for our mental health. Dude, I think I told this story, but I played in.

To win so often? My kids. We get to win so often. Dude, my six-year-old plays in basketball, and they had one week they do parents-vers kids, and I fucking hit like five threes. I was the man. It was six-year-olds on the court. Are you happy when you beat us

In like the basketball things A basketball stuff doesn't do it for me The home run I hit off Big Cat Where it was fucking just I hit the barrel of the bat Just right on the ball Just fucking smoked Oh man

I mean I smote like the sims of the ball We're like flying off You can hear the sound As it's rippling through the air And it crushed me Just crushed I love how everybody has a moment like that Because we think about it all the time

You guys might be honest What about a center Where guys get to be the man that's what I know but I say for regular dude for like just everyday guys on Saturday come over to the man I think honestly now that you asked me Nick I think that's why I don't want to play pickup like pickup like pickup doesn't do it for me right you want something where you could yeah you're not going to feel like the man like a clinic like instead of walking up something where the you're the expected win I've said this before

like if I had like a billion dollars I'd just buy a compound and I'd have people show up every day and I the rule is I'm going to pay you to try your hardest and I just hit home runs off you. Like, just like grunting and just being like, oh, you got me again. Just start the day with like five dingers. Yeah. It's like, all right, can you go about my day now. Tidus playing basketball against us only gives us the opportunity to feel like that.

That's right. If we beat him, that makes us feel like a man. Yeah. Dude therapy should just be a home run. Yeah. You get thrown a meatball. Yeah. Go get your home run treatment.

Oh, I feel better. Oh, is this the clip? Is this the clip of me fucking smoke? I mean, just smoke it. Like, the thing about. look at that that's the man

oh he's the fucking man this was at a time this was at a time when we thought home runs were impossible the whole world was like it'll never be done but dude that's probably so good

for your brains fellas need this so many depressed dudes that just they did this once then she who won this game though

did that ruin it Chego oh yeah no I was I was the first first home run of the of the day so i was like when i hit it i was like oh my god i just did something that can't be done like it's possible oh look at that this is just highlights of the i'm just feeling like the man that's all this is it's so funny you have one moment you just resort to like the worst version of yourself flipping people off i fucking rule everyone's got a little

kettie powers in them that's right oh that's so awesome wow yeah jay posts his basketball highlights everybody does yeah it's just yeah bets had a game winner he posted yeah that's right he did yes that literally and it was like ugly yeah but he he pulled the security it was yeah he pulled the security for it's just like look at this guys I'm the man everybody has their moment like that yeah Lucas probably Lucas has not happy I guarantee he never will never ever ever not yet He made the perfect artichoke dip. Yeah.

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aggressively didn't want to kiss. Yeah. She was like, I don't want the kiss. I like you guys a lot. I think she said bitches that she showed it. It's like, ah, bitches. Abby. Yeah. She hit us with the bitches.

Bitches. I got to wear my jacket. That's what it's all about, man. That right there. I can't wear my jacket to Wrigley. What are we fucking doing? What am I doing here? Tiggly, baby.

That's a late one in the night. Oh, my God, it's late. So late. You know what time is it again? 808. That's really late. Really fucking late, dude. really late we'll be there what do you guys eat when you're there hot dog peanuts

crack a thousand peanuts so many peanuts yesterday so many peanuts what did you have I had a sausage and some chicken tenders at the game you were sitting like right right near you I saw you yeah yeah I saw you saw each other I just say what's up we did say what's up yeah why are you like informing each other they don't know I kind of forgot we saw each other he said he saw me And I was like, yeah, I remember. But I didn't see him. No, I saw him up by the bathrooms. Yeah.

Oh. You guys see White Boy Rick? No, he's out in the bleachers, right? Yeah, he was up there. I love White Boy Rick. I like him a lot. Yeah. He's fine.

I like him a lot. Passable. Is it like a boy guy? He's acceptable. I like him a lot, a lot. Brandon, you haven't noticed he lost a lot of weight, white boy, Rick? I don't guess I have. A lot of lot.

He's down like 30 or 40 pounds. He's down 40 pounds. Ah, damn. He can dunk again. No, I didn't notice it. And that's on me. I don't like it. I wanted to be as big as possible.

Yeah? Yeah, white boy Rick. Every time he's... Tall and fat is funnier. He'll gain it back. T.J., have people, like, stopped commending you on your... Yeah, which I appreciate. You appreciate that?

Yeah, it was kind of... It's not like, oh, fucking people forgot. Especially, like, Ben Mince every single time he ever had a... conversation with me about anything was like basically to try and get me to compliment him on his weight loss uh he would start with yours yeah he'd be like so you know we're both weight loss guys right you know i've been doing great yeah and then he would just ask questions about you know his side but he called me last night and i didn't pick up and then he just text me and said you can call me tomorrow lucky you permission well it's probably to plan your marathon it's our big brainstorm event

yes it's actually like makes me mad why did either of you say yes that's a treacherous day wait say yes to what it's the fact that you're doing they're doing a interview of ben mince before the marathon at the start okay in the middle of the marathon

and at the end of the marathon and an interview for what for what content I guess now it costs money to be at the finish line and so he said he's calling pause to pull some strings oh please don't I'm going to call pause and be like

He's calling the charity he's running for To get them to pay for tickets He's doing reverse philanthropy So that he can have his interviewers there And he asked me to bring a scale Oh my God He also has a guy following him the whole time filming him Yeah

So a guy running the marathon He said it'd be hilarious if he's under 200 pounds At the end of the race It would be Holy shit. It's no Groupon, but it's pretty funny. It's pretty silly. Speaking of guys just gallivanting around filming themselves,

is there a way to authorize more Blutman and Biz? Oh, the best. Is there a way to, like, ensure that we get this consistently? Oh. That was so unexpected that they were just walking around the strip and... The hockey guys are obsessed with Blutman. Really? Yeah.

I'm on a text chain. This is unbelievable. This is like a high noon watch party. No one can touch him. Yeah. He won't let it. He won't let, I go to shake his hand and he just goes, no. The, uh, it says no.

I'm on a text chain called the ball knowers, which makes you feel really important, makes you feel like the man. It's just all the spit and chiklitz guys, me and Blutman. They, they requested, they're like, can you put us on a chain with Blutman? I was like, yeah, no problem. And we just talk ball. That's it. It's, they fucking love him.

We sure that's him? What is it? What's his role out there right now? I think he's just... To go see hockey. The ball knower. He said he went... It was a pleasure trip.

He went... He was in the arena like... Hold on. I gotta find it. He was in the arena like four hours early. And the hockey guys were like, what are you doing, dude? Good for him. He deserved.

He said, I need to get a feel for the ice. Man loves fuck. That's what he said. Yeah. I'm getting a FaceTime from Tommy Walker. No, don't, don't, don't. Just shut it down. Okay.

He's home for the... day they didn't have school they have like a fall break oh yeah he texted us yeah don't are you on this text year yeah i was on it he said would you guys like to see what dad's hoard corner looks like yeah and nick replied yes very much so and he was quick to call me i'm not going to talk to your teen boy so you did well you just just i got a pull him back pull him back they can't be on content i agree with you there think about how sick he is at the lunch table He's not at the lunch table I just realized he's at home

But when he is at the lunch table Yeah he's probably the man Probably he is the man He's chasing his man moment Yeah I used to have to like throw up on the table To be the man What?

I know the type of guy You were not the man if you threw up on the table But like to get the boys going You'd have to like Yeah you had to eat something weird Something gross Yeah Like drink a lot of milk and puke on the table

Kyle used to be a fall guy I remember used to fall off like flip over handboards It works so well I would just fall in the middle of the cafeteria. Every so often, Dana, I remind myself that your friends came over the point system to get you to do shit. To get you to shit on a man's chest. When you would show the slightest hint of pushback, they'd be like, but it's worth 100 points. Well, I have to do it now.

100 fucking points just for this? But the point is, like, now they just got a, they can show YouTube to the table? We are desensitized by Dana. Like, he's shit on a man's chest. I don't know. But it was for points. That's one of the ones I regret that And we're

It doesn't phase us We're like oh yeah How many points I don't think I've heard that one Yeah we're not We're not rehashing it How many points did you get for that Like 50

That's not enough I don't know I don't know this word It's gotta be like three 400 Oh damn it Dana You gotta get more points in that What's something that was like five points

That's just I don't know Did the person who got pooped on also get points That seems like they should I do them 50 doesn't even move you a leaderboard Did you redeem your points or you still got Oh you had to split the 50

That was it 50 went to the team Oh okay It's way worse for the guy who got shit on right Oh yeah One guy just gets to shit The other way How should become a designated shit It's not even bad

Yeah All right I'm gonna shit like I always do you're going to get shit on and we will split the points right down the middle that's one of the ones I'm put in my pocket and not talking about again that's tough

yeah yeah did you just have like way more points than everyone I had so many at any point where you're like I have such a big lead I don't have to do this anymore I don't know man yes

is the contest over yeah okay it only lasted a couple months long time i have a suspicion you're the only one that ever got no one else was playing for points when you were away yeah no two of your friends were like should we do shit for points yeah once we went to college it was over well i got split up that's so funny uh how many points did you end up with i don't know hundreds hundreds and and you only got 50 for shitting yeah how I was like yeah

I'm done give us a guess I'm done with this were you in 32 I got to stop talking how many points like 600 points I don't know I can't remember I can't recall you know it down to the you definitely know how many points I don't I don't

was there anything you did from more than 50 no that was it that was the max amount of points that was the jackpot yeah It should have been, like, the game ender. It's over if I do this. There was a couple of nukes.

Huh? No, like a nuke that would end the game. And that wasn't one? It was up there. What was one of the news? I don't remember. Yeah, you do. I really don't.

It was like, you're lying. You're lying. Dick and butt. I don't run. Dick and butt. All right. How is it? Oh, that's why Flip one.

When he had his way. Flip was not in it. In a bog. When he had your ass. Flip was not in. The game. He just did it for fun. You got to,

we got to figure out the nukes. It's got to be, I got to do it out of the, if shitting is 50 and not a nuke. Yeah. Yeah, what could. I think it was,

I think, I don't know. I don't remember. It was 15 years ago. Was there anything involving a dick? No. No, that's a nuke.

No, no dick. I mean, you guys did. Wait, that's very funny to be like, here's a nuke. We can't do this,

but let's say it out loud. I don't know. You know what I mean? Being like, hey, guys, just so you know, if anyone puts their dick in my mouth, the game... We're not playing anymore. That conversation was had. I swear to God, if you fuck me, I'm ending the game. Yeah.

You could do it, but no points. Yeah, no points. You're disqualified if you fuck my ass. Oh, man. All right. Well, good. I think we're, uh, what's this? Oh, yeah, he's got a taser.

Uh-oh. He will use that. He will absolutely use that. Fuck that. Um, all right, we've got to win some baseball games. So we're, uh, the Max is streaming Phillies, Dodgers. That's at five, I think.

Yeah. And then Eagles, Giants. And then there'll be some Cubs representatives for the game four. I think Che will be here I think maybe Danny I think Mikey Betts Mikey Betts Chief White Sox Dave

To troll We gotta go win a game Titus We gotta get focused We gotta get fucking focused We were so focused We were so locked in Locked in

It was crazy how locked in we were Have you excited for you guys Have you confessed about the fall fall ball Have you like told anybody What happened? Oh no Wait you were trying to end the program I just feel like

He hasn't Mark For good vibes We need to like just get that out there that seems like bad vibes mark what a guy too rose in front of us is bare handed a foul ball he did he's a brewer's fan and then he came up to me after he's like dude the badgers I was like yeah that was it yeah oh that actually does that actually piss you off no it just he made a really nice catch and I probably should have made a catch when I got my foulball but it was like right in front of yours hit you on the channel and tides and I both I'll say it

we froze up we froze we kind of wait you guys could have caught no no no no It was in front of us. It would have been, it would have been a dick move for us to try to. But you could have. If I, if we had gone out of our seats and around. We would have had to get into the aisleway. In the playoffs, you have to try. We would have, like, tried to stand above him.

Like, it was a full two rows. So it would have been a dick move. But he made a great. Bare handed. One hand. Bare handed. One hand. Just, did he celebrate?

Uh, no, we celebrated more for him. We were like, dude, that was sick. Yeah. He was the man. Yeah. He was the man. Yeah. Yeah, but, man.

I also had a moment before the game, but I guess it worked out, but Quinn Priester, the starting pitcher for the Brewers, who's from, I think he's from Kerry Grove, Illinois, his girlfriend and holding the baby came up to me on the concourse,

was like, can I get a picture? I was like, this could go really bad. If I take a picture with you, and then you post it after he just fucking dominates the Cubs, but it didn't. I mushed her. I mushed their whole family. You mush that baby.

I mushed the baby. Yeah, good. Good. I had to. Had to. You have to. It dawned on me last night. I said this on mostly sports earlier that, uh, you make noise as the home crowd for when

your guys are up to bat to encourage them to get hits, but then when the other team's up to bat, you also make noise to fuck them up. Yeah. But you're making the same noise. Yeah. Yeah. It's a little confusing. Intuitive.

There's a lot of, yeah. When they're up to bat and it's a big spot, you're like, we got to make noise. We got to get fucking loud. But when we're up to bat, we need a big hit. We're like, we got to make noise so our guy locks in. It's just pressure all the time. And it's always the exact same noise. Yeah.

I don't know. Just something I... Everyone's standing up. Something I realized that it doesn't make any sense. It's a little goofy. Because football, you make noise on defense. Right. You have the ball.

You shut the fuck up. You let your offense work. Yeah, you're right. But baseball, it's like, let's just make some noise, man. Let's just make... So babies are allowed to... Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Babies can go a lot of like that. Do they need a tear muffs on them? Do they need it? They're holding babies they don't. Or what it? Hey, you can just bring a baby. Just bringing babies to events like that? Yeah, I think so.

It's got to suck. Especially if their dad's a starting pitcher. You ever see the videos of the guys catching a foul ball with a baby? That's the dream. That's the man. That is the ultimate man. Oh, my God. We need babies here.

We need to bring some babies. Yeah. We should just start a business where you get a baby and a beer, and then we hit you a ball. Yeah. Tate after dark. $1,000, please. You get to do this.

A group of baby. Funny? Call them babies people. Is that funny? Well, they are. Those people. Yeah, that is a little funny. Group of babies.

Look at those people. Yeah, look at those people. They got that person sucking a titty. Or a person. It's just off. You're right. How many people go to your kids' daycare? See, it's funny.

How many people, yeah. How many people are in your kids' class? That's funny, too. 15 people. We're all so tiny. Calling kids people. Call it kids people. All right, we should try that out.

Yeah. That and... Nope, that was going to be a bad connection. Oh. Bringing back the word jizz. No. I'm not... All right

I thought you're Tough segue Tough segue We're gonna start calling Kids people And jizz jizz That's what I believe Whoops

Whoops I thought you were gonna say Groupon Tenets Two things in this house We call children people And we jizz Steve

Groupon Yeah Pretty funny Groupon All right, TJ Let's spin the wheel I think tomorrow We're spinning a wheel

For a $10,000 free bed Oh Yeah, that's right Draftings Yeah, I got a list of names Oh, let's go Interesting ones That'd be nice

Who's the worst person To get it? You want to see the list? Yeah, who are we rooting against? Jesus Christ Whoa, whoa, whoa Spider asked for his name to stand out

Hmm. Oh, it worked. So everybody who participated. Everybody who bet a parlay for the game of the week last year. Can you spin it right now? Yeah, spin it right now. No, it doesn't count. Yeah.

It's going to pin it that first of all. Yeah, yeah, spinning right now. It's so mean. It's so mean. I love it. Oh, man. Oh, hey, let's say. One to one, buddy, but it's not the day.

All you need is for that to happen tomorrow. Yeah. We're going to get our wheels It's so mean Oh god Congrats on Nothing Nothing

Reset it Reset it Danny, what are you and Jackie going to do this weekend? Um, got a couple dinners lined up. Nice. She's leaving. She's leaving Saturday morning, though, so we'll see. Nice

That's so sick Sorry, babe, I got work stuff Crazy Oh People are going to be mad at us Oh I have to fart Let me pee and I'll be back

I'm going to do it this time No matter of it We're hitting this at just a shocking quote you might want to move oh my days oh i got it ready i just damn new brandon's corner there we go you heard that right there it there it is i have another one tj you heard that one too right there you go two we're even who we got you back i just dmd you up well well well hello everybody We have a photo live from the Walker House. That's, uh, Brandon's Corner.

Yep. That's a lot of shit, man. There's layers. There's so many layers. That's what, I don't know. You could divide that by four and everything. He and I are polar opposites with this shit. This would drive me insane to have my house look like that.

Like, actually insane. I'd lose my fucking mind after one day. And he loves it. Is that, uh, uh, souvenir? fly swatter? Is that right? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Is that a bottle cap just on the floor? That tracks for Brandon. Yeah. He's a huge. Take the cap off the bottle. Take one sip and then separate the two forever. The only thing about me, I always got a fart.

I really shouldn't be farting my own microphone. Nope. Fart Eliminator's rigged. Big Cat can always do it. He's created something that he knows he's great at. I'm not going to do it. Okay, yeah. Yeah.

Okay, you can't get out of here. Everybody going away. Everybody go away. Nobody looked. Kate, you can take that one. Dips on Tjays that heaps on Tj's that he gave to Kate It's the straws, yeah, style, and stay for a while, it's the act. It's the act.

Yeah, it's time to talk shop. Do a Yankee's love, is the act. It's the act. Love we got to see you tomorrow.