The Yak - Big Cat, KB, and Nick Are Back After a DISASTROUS Night of Travel | The Yak 7-31-25

Episode Date: July 31, 2025

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Roback.com promo code yak hello everyone the whole squad is back boys are back in town first time in the Months oh, I guess that's right. Yes to be wait. No we had plinko day shit Yeah, so the first time in all the week almost Full week wow it's gonna be back. Missed you guys. Wait, is Steven not here? He went to the National Card Show. Today? Yeah.

During work? Sure did. Why didn't he wait? Yeah, because we're all going up after this. He's looking for spiders. I think he's looking for spiders. Yeah, you missed that one. He said there were no spiders in Chicago, period.

Nope. That's where he ended the sentry. You guys know there were no spiders in Chicago period nope. That's where he ended the century guys No, there's no spiders in Just gave her Lewis Ray Lewis at this it told him to hit stick changed my life mad No, five was the best he talks about that hit stick year like it was the biggest thing that ever happened to him Yeah, it was bigger than Hurricane Katrina or work tag one of my favorite clips in Katrina or work tag one of my favorite clips I text him and tell him he's got to zoom in and we need an update from the card show that's crazy that he just who proves that I think he's out there tomorrow too we are all going yeah after work yeah but no it's still work we sold a thing to go up

there oh okay so that's perfect but he just decided to go today and tomorrow brain did you approve that cuz you're in charge when I'm out No, and we got a boy. I don't have some things to talk about. No, we do we do you're talking to four people that have been Deprived of ice cream all motherfucking wait what's happening? What no cream? Hughes your steak that goes with him Jacob was on vacation big flaw in the system ice cream cream teams got to get better We're already working on finding a new person. Just need to add a third. Yes. Yeah, so we Zack was with us on grit week Jacob came up to me on Friday and was like hey, I'm out on Vacation and I was like, well, what about the cream and I think there was a miscommunication

I wasn't fully listening and I thought there was gonna be cream that's on I'm gonna I'm gonna put it all on me We got to figure out a solution. We can't go three days with no cream. That's on, I'm gonna put it all on me. We gotta figure out a solution. We can't go three days with no cream. Yeah, it was rough. Will there be a tryout for a substitute cream team member? Yeah, we should. Or, or. Who can eat the most ice cream?

Jacob is the only full-time employee that can just never go on vacation. He can never leave. Yeah, I'm fine with that. His vacation also, like, the guy just, he vacations like an eight-year-old. He just digs. Oh yeah, he was digging holes on the beach

He texted me one a Different one that he's I don't know if it was the one he tweeted out, but he texted me He's like check out this hole Yeah, was that one? I mean I kind of respected that he's just like I'm going on I'm going on a family vacation. I'm gonna be eight again That's that does kind of rock that does roll hole rock. Yeah, yeah hole We have preseason coming up you getting any DMS from anybody that we work with oh Cody

Maybe this year's the year Go ahead take I got something in the works, but I might have to fire Cody for a weekend Okay, I'll let you guys know Progresses you can fire I'm gonna fire him on a Thursday and rehire him on a Monday okay Wow all right I hate to see him go yeah he'll be back good kid take his key card for a weekend how's New York tell us everything boys it was nice The Fahrenheit was fucky Fahrenheit yeah 97 degrees a lot of wired headphones

acai bowls cigarettes on girls What else? Like wearing they're like wearing cigarettes in their mouth. What do you mean? They're forcing it? They're not smoking them Or they are as I get it as like an accessory It's crazy to have Contact prescription in New York. Oh, yeah, you've never seen the city. I was there for five years and never got to actually see it I was just walking your first time in New York. It wasn't but like every time I go back

It's amazing to write the city. Yeah, like holy shit these buildings are big the buildings are big shiny some not as much Yeah, the people are the people are beautiful. So what well dress what did the city look like before to you was just a blurry city Yeah, just faceless blob silhouettes Shapes a lot of shapes I put in a full shift at LaGuardia yesterday oh eight eight hours an eight oh and what's our flight nine and what time did you get there five oh my wait I was delayed till 130 it kept getting one of those situations where it keeps getting delayed by an hour Ten minutes wait what time did you guys get home? He is he I just came from the airport I was fucked up. I walked in change your flight. No I got there last night

1215 flight I guess I got there too late The bag check was closed oh We 12 15 at night 12 15 15 in the morning, okay, which is night So the flight was kept getting delayed so Kyle was I got there like oh you were too late to a flight That was the late three hours. Yes That's how I roll. Four hours. I got here at 11.35, I have clear.

Plenty of time to get on that flight. So you're sitting at home watching the flight get delayed or in your hotel. Yeah, I'm like, I'm not gonna go, it's just gonna get delayed more, which it did to one o'clock. But they could always reverse it, you know. Yeah, they can.

They can? Yes. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, that's a dangerous game you were playing. I guess you lost. You lost. Lost again, yeah. I that's a dangerous game. You were playing. I was lost Yeah, I got home at like 345. I got home at 3 as well. Yeah, I was flying out of Newark Yeah, look at us. Yeah, and I sat on the tarmac for like two and a half hours I saw Fidelberg at the airport though. That was cool. Oh, that is cool. Love that good to see

I was hoping I was gonna see you guys because you said you were flying out at the same time. Yeah Yeah, it was a little detail. I've ever taken Yeah, I took the L in motion. He like he broke the news to me, and I didn't even stop to ask follow-up questions Wait, so why didn't you go because the bag check was closed. I couldn't check my big bag You just bring it no I get it the bag But you could check it at the you haven't seen his bag Didn't ask any questions. Yeah, that feels like that was a situation you gave up so fast I took the L like a baton right to the uber pick up

You know my weight I probably could have you didn't protest at all I kind of want to just because we had the hotel for another night Oh, okay, but still like you're at the ho you're at the airport Once you get there, you gotta go like you can't Going to the airport not going is the worst feeling he was shocked. I just took it He probably like yes felt tough yes, you do have any questions wait Like one follow-up question Then he was gonna break all protocol and get the bag didn't even ask him like can you do something with the bag?

Maybe ship it to New York. You probably really confused him. Yeah, hey man come back. I fucked you over You probably on a no-fly list. I don't like those guys No one has less trouble Breaking the news to you that your night is ruined than them. Yeah, that's true They tell you like they're like telling you juicy gossip. But I kind of, I understand it if I was in their shoes. I feel like that'd be the thrilling thing to be like, you're fucked.

He loved telling me. Yeah. I didn't give him any of it. Yeah. And you just denied it. So you might've ruined his night. I think I did. Wait, how?

I didn't stop. Can we replay this real quick? Walk up. I'm walking toward baggage claim He's telling me the news. He's as he sees what's going on. I'm like, okay kept it going Did the wheels on your bag ever stop? Like a baton Simpson walking in the bar the relay hat up hat down out. Yeah, you guys would have loved it. That's incredible He must be so confused

Now actually we should call him Should call how would you get a hold of them? I? Don't know yeah No, you got on a flight first thing this morning. Yeah, just got back That's better than what Nick and I don't know how you do the 3 a.m. Yeah traffic makes me physically ill oh Getting here from the airport. Oh, yeah, it's it's uh I beat it most days. I'll beat it. I beat the shit out of it Yeah, takes me about an hour and oh one oh five to get here in the morning It is crazy how close O'Hare is when there's no traffic

Why I'll drive it back this morning 17 minutes. Yeah, it was great. Yeah, I Always take the train there and it gives me a little high passing all the cars Oh, yeah, that's right cuz the car the trains like right next to the highway Yeah, that is a very good feels good till a guy whips his dick out. Yeah There has to be some sort of policy though. I had a really really really talkative driver at three in the morning. Oh You got to just put the headphones I can't I did it right away because I felt it as well And I was like three o'clock in the morning. You know that I'm Cranky there's no three o'clock flight that isn't delayed. Yes. He even said it in my guy acknowledges like oh, so you're delayed I was like yes, very and then boop headphones in was it weather

Why did you both get delayed at different airports my pilots weren't there we had to sit the big old plane Yeah, that sucked they it only rained for like 20 minutes. They came just way late late Yeah, and then they tried to guilt us which I guess that that was probably fair They're like yeah, though. We could have canceled this flight. They thought their flight was they were probably sitting in their hotel. Yeah They gave it right fuck right before they're like yeah the stewardess could have legally just not done this flight But they decided to do it for you guys Wow, I think pilots being late would be the reason for delay that would piss me off the very most yeah Yeah, that's infuriating. Yes, because that's

You're the only two we really gotta have you gotta have them gotta have them There was a an influx. I've never seen it There's a ton of Asian kids on the like suitcases that are also electric scooters, huh? It looked like a Mario Kart mini game in LaGuardia. Why is that? Yeah? How what they're fond of that they? Were going so fast looked awesome. Yeah, you see you were there for seven hours Yeah, what'd you do so glad he's always in an airport for seven? No, no, I get there pretty pretty like I get there three hours before the flight typically LaGuardia is nice, right?

I actually do nice, but everything closed. Oh,. Oh, yeah Guardia terminal B is nicer than Charlotte's Rather new works Newark is nice to Newark has come a long way Yeah I'm not telling my full travel story because I can't because people are gonna be like well We don't care because it involves private travel, but I had a talking travel go ahead All right I want it on the record that I know that this is not a complaint that is relatable And I know that it doesn't matter and I'm fully aware of this okay got it

Do you have a passport? No, okay? Do you have a real ID? No you got to get that fixed, buddy? I know because you couldn't do it private on private we got to the airport private airport at 7 p.m. last night in Philly, and the pilot just decided to be a dick and didn't let me on the plane. Whoa. You don't have a real ID? I have a passport. I don't have a real ID. My passport's here. I got to Philly without a passport. Guy just would not let me on the plane.

Do we even have to show it when we go for college? Cockback. Dude, it was crazy. Whoa, that is crazy. So then I had to go. So I in Philly 7 p.m. Find out I can't go Private Mike was thankfully still there drove me to Newark got to Newark Three hour delay got home at 3 a.m. The rest of the guys got home at like 9 I showed the rest of PMT got to fly right back

Yeah, there's a little do to do because none of them I listen I never would have told them to not take the flight, but none of them besides PFT offered to follow suit. Set it up with you. To stand up to this pilot. I just needed an empty offer. What were you guys at Philly for? Grit Week. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. What? It's a little ironic. Yeah, well I said this before, whoa, whoa, that feels like that's a break of trust right now. Oh, yeah. I said that before. I said I wasn't gonna share it.

There's any judging. We had technically ended though. Well no, we still got, we got something special tonight, so that's why we had to get back here for that. Okay. Yeah. Did you tell him like who you were? He knew who I was.

Ah. Which made it even worse. Did he get, was he like were he knew who I was? Like Disappointed to have to tell you no he was being a total loved it Yeah, yeah, he loved it cuz Mike that is great Mike showed up and started to do his Mike talk and I was like Mike's gonna save me Security guard Mike can save anyone and he was like is the problem that you can't verify who he is and the guy's like I know who he is. Oh Must not be a fan.

It was very mean. Do you even have to show your ID the other times? I don't. I didn't on Sunday. Wow. Just walked on the flight. Again, not relatable, I understand, but it did suck. So they got they landed in Chicago like three hours before I left Newark. Jesus. And didn't even say they weren't even like, oh, why don't we get another flight? Nothing. Except PFT. Who's the last person who needed to do that?

Zach. Zach felt very guilty. But he didn't say anything. Hank? He did give the pilot a piece of his mind after. Uh oh. Zach did. Yeah, he see, he apparently was like what you did was very mean It sucked, but whatever is that Zack's first private no he did it a couple weeks ago for something else I can't remember where were we going oh? That can't remember No, it wasn't I was somewhere else Yeah, he had done it one other time. That's crazy, I flew out of DC a couple weeks ago and I don't have real ID, but they just took my license,

they didn't care. That's nuts. Yeah, it was crazy. Like, what can you even do? I was as mad as I've ever been and I'm such a fucking pussy that I didn't do anything. What would you have done if given the chance to redo? I don't even think there's any.

Punch him maybe? Yeah. Punch him, yeah. I found his Instagram, he's a cat guy. Sorry, Kyle. How big a boy was he? Wait, at what point did you find his Instagram? Like on the car to the airport?

Yeah. As I was leaving, I was like, give me your name, which always feels good when I'm not gonna do anything about it. I was was like give me your name which always feels good He's good when I'm like not gonna do anything about right I was like your name. I like this guy Dog I would have kissed you and let you on And he also told Mike he's like well if I if I let you on and they check it I could lose my job and then like my family and all this stuff. He didn't have a family Mmm, you checked checked no family family checked him a family checked him Well, I mean his Instagram was literally just him and some cats

Hmm no sign of family But we're here he kind of stood on business yeah, he did Sucks I thought Mike was gonna fix it worse. Yeah, and then I was mad, and then Mike got me riled up against my own guys, because he was like, that's bullshit, I would've stayed. Loyalty used to mean something. We were just driving to Newark and I'm getting upset,

and then Jerry called Mike on speaker phone, and Jerry's like, I would never have gotten on that flight. I'm like, yeah! Thank you. And then as soon as I got home, I was like fuck it who cares it is what it is But yeah, so you got to get you got to get that figured out. Yeah, I gotta figure it out How's his hair the guy's hair bad really bad? There's no way no he had like he was like kind of balding, but like had the shaped head how old what's his height?

Probably I was taller than him. I could have taken him easily He was probably in his like I don't know 40s No problem could have taken him He's he's a pilot he big-dogged you he big-dogged me hard things guys I think you would have got you know you think he's rising better shit. You think he's telling the story to be no I think he's probably upset because Zach gave him a big piece of stride Yeah, he probably will have exact disappointed in you is yeah tough pill to swallow. Is that the only one that spoke up? I Allegedly others did but uh, I don't know I haven't gotten the full report things would have been different if I was on that private jet

Yeah Yeah, I do I I do have the benefit now of calling Max and memes and Zack the PJ boys I was like you guys need anything when I came in this morning after two hours. Yeah, so What do we miss? No Except Dante ruined it I've already gotten on the soapbox about this. Yeah, Dante shouldn't have written that blog No, he didn't ruin the show either. The show was good and the show was really good I have a

sense of when the show is good or when the show is bad the show was good and Dante didn't ruin anything but the chat or somebody decided right when Dante showed up that I hate this guy and I'm going this is my opinion now and he was fine he asked good questions he asked him about fantasy football and and stuff I wouldn't have asked I thought that it was great. Yeah Like a pussy yeah Also, I've said this before but there's a hundred thousand people plus that watch every show that we do on the act and there are 100 comments it's 1% it's nothing it's less than 1%

Less than 1 yeah, that's what I meant Dante wrote a blog apologizing for ruining the yes Every one of his blogs get spiked Why didn't he? Alright we'll put this one out If he does that every time he's going to be writing 5 blogs a day on each house Yeah we had Luke Holmes That was pretty much it He should have gotten wet

I peed myself What? That was pretty Peed myself you what I peed myself well and what yeah you drizzle in front of Luke comes right Back from the bathroom. I had a little drizzle to cover myself Brandon also had don't don't well It's what it's out there. Tell me we already do we already I might have done the White Sox day moment Mostly sports today. No, today. Oh. You introduced yourself as the guy's name? Who was the worst person that Brandon

could introduce himself? I didn't say this. You're bullshitting right now. Answer the question. You're bullshitting right now. Who was the worst person that Brandon could introduce himself at that? I didn't say this.

Hitler. What would be the funniest? Like a Craig Ben. Ben. Unique name. Ben Mince. Ben Mince, right? I didn't say Ben Mince.

Wouldn't that be something if Brandon was introducing himself to a former number one overall pick and his name is Ben in Major League Baseball and said and you introduce yourself as Ben Mince I was gonna say you said I'm Ben Mince Kyle I said to I've been McDonald okay and I was gonna say I was gonna say Ben my name is and then I as I got been out I was like oh don't say my name is I was like Ben Brandon something like that you make Oh By the way Ben McDonald has an all-time don't fuck with me hair He's got like a state trooper hair

I shook his hand and I was just like oh man this guy that guy could kick me off a me off a flight. Yeah. I'd take that. He looks like a pilot too. Yeah, he does. I just, I said, I didn't and he kept, he chopped that up to make it seem like I said Ben man's I said, Ben, my Brandon something like that. I was trying to say Ben, my name is, and I messed it up. I didn't do the white sex thing or I certainly didn't say Ben Mence. You're being crazy right now. I hear Ben Mence. That's what my ear is here. I love you. I don't want to hear Ben Mence. I'm trying as hard as I can to not hear Ben Mence. I'm thinking of Brandon. Oh, Brandon. Hey, Brandon. I just did the white socks thing. Oh, you admit it. I knew it immediately that I had fucked it up, but I didn't say been mints Him that's tough Brandon. It was good. Oh, no no no Boy, we talked ball with him. It was good time

It's not too bad. He's a recent high school graduate by mints again. Yeah. Yeah, what was that? How was that? Yeah, that guy took hours. It's way longer than you thought it would have yeah first grade took hours. I Think it we we were done started at seven Done around three Yeah, yeah He did a thing where he had to pick a letter the alphabet and they came back with the C for something right C for He cored and yeah, and then the next letter he went he went and got another C

Biking down Brought back the inflatable fireball thing. You're thinking Oh, maybe after fireball, maybe w for whiskey deep drink C for cinnamon Obviously, how is the summer house meeting? I was here for it. They just kind of we already had a sign a new contract Yeah, that after like dip the tip of your penis and like an ink pad They're just sign it with Kate Essentially it's what it felt like

So in one week things will this office will it's everything will be ruined it's over I was a worst idea Yeah, when you fly out Thursday Thursday next Thursday you fly out and it's on like immediately Or is it like there's a there's a the thing is at least people know exactly what it is Yeah, uh-huh. That's the biggest thing. I don't know I would imagine the clips will come right away if stuff happens But I don't know if there's rumors. There's a recap show and there's rumors. There's not that's the most confusing part I don't know how the content is being distributed I saw I saw an unnamed show where Dave was out now and said this show is designed to make you look bad Yep, and embarrass you and embarrass you. Oh that will go over well with everyone. Mm-hmm

We know but I was taking a pee today and smokes like I'm excited for the shore also proverbs 5-8 And I was like what you're taking a pee. You're taking a a pee yeah, do you want to watch my language? I look up Proverbs 5 8 and it was like do not go near her the door of her house or whatever Wait who said this Nikki smokes Sure with you, but also Proverbs 5 8 keep your way from his way of saying stay away from your way from far from her and do not go near the door I thought Jack. I thought Jackie was your girl. Yeah. He's just paranoid. I guess hmm. You guys all have the same house correct How do people think how do people actually think that I was at smokes his birthday that was the most photoshopped picture ever mm-hmm Oh, it was see the PMT the back of the PMT studio behind my head

zoom in Dude I fell for that I fell for it see the greats I felt for it. It was a quick scan Well, that's another thing are you pissed that people thought you went there No, I think it's just crazy like yeah, I know AI is getting good, but that was not that's that was bad Photoshop You're right abysmal ratio. It smokes his birthday party abysmal ratio. Oh See oh shit. That's another thing we figured out by the way is Eddie is very good at getting I know center That's true. Yeah, Ed and I snuck out of that party to go to a liquor store and we bought a bottle of Pappy. Oh We got the Pappy. We got the Pappy for Ed's party. Oh, I'm so excited. Is that tomorrow? Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday a pepper. Really? It was on John Rich retweeted it.

But I watched it like five times. I couldn't tell if it was. It can't be him. He wouldn't wear shorts like that, right? Unless he was trying to blend in with the normies. I don't know, but it really does look a lot like him. Oh, whoa. That's Simon Cowell.

Hold on, but didn't Simon Cowell get like super skinny recently yeah His face is that's not him. That's not it. That's just a pretty nice socks That is that is a British 100% a British guy now I don't know I don't know that might be Simon Cowell and it becomes Simon Cowell at the start I'm close to somebody that's not even close That's a closer to an oasis back Simon Cowell not Simon Cowell. Holy shit, is that Simon Cowell? Yeah.

I don't know if the clothes are nice enough. Yeah. He also didn't have the confident walk of a Simon Cowell. Right. He also wasn't fucking his best friend's wife. Did he do that? Oh. Oh, I thought that was known. Sorry. Wait, he did? Yeah.

His best friend's wife? He impregnated her didn't he oh, I thought this was This is bullet point one on my Simon Cowell what I got American Idol is my bullet point Yeah, I thought he was like running through lads no he formed one direction You heard it So speaking of wait Simon Cowell's best friend wife is Lauren Silverman She was previously married to Andrew Silverman real estate developer and close friend of cowl Cowell and Lauren Silverman had an affair Sheldon a divorce from Andrew so many in the birth their son. Oh, you're right you know I was like Billy Joel

Really Billy Joel yeah, I started watching that documentary. Yeah, it's just like he tried to like get sympathy because he was gonna kill myself because I fucked my best friend's wife It was crazy I don't want to live anymore you got a feel for Guy that fired his entire band Before he got famous, and it wasn't like he fucked his best friend's wife He like fell madly deeply in love with her they ended up getting married, but it was like the way he described It was way worse. He's like yeah I went up to him one day, and I was like I'm I've been spending time with your wife

And I'm just I can't live without her that's so much worse I'm like oh, I thought that worse yeah, that's where where dude I like fucking you're like just for the thrill of it Oh, yeah, cuz you can be like all crime of you know passion feelings But dude being like I've fallen deeply in love with your wife how that's crazy Yeah, like that takes time and thought yes, they like yeah, they would like go to the park together I would rather hear Pat bang someone than Pat be like I've I'm so in love with this other woman's yeah Be crushing I love everything I can't live without her, but I almost think it's like morally less evil ah

No You can't ever get divorced. He's like divorced It's still horrible, but you can't say you can't live without her and then eventually get divorced from any divorce. Yeah, he's awful Kyle in your mind they were destined to be together whereas Like if he just fucked her just cuz I want to get a piece of that ass like to blow up people's lives Just for a quick nut isn't as defensible as like oh, yeah realizing your destiny I think it's an easier mistake to like just fuck though I think they also they also were like living in the same house together. It's like dude. Just go outside

Yeah, like anytime you got these feelings just walk outside Find anyone else Brandon if Titus rub one wife he basically was like yeah, and then your wife was just like it wasn't about the sex It's like he makes me feel better than you have made me feel. Yeah, you could, there's a lot of guys here you could have chose for this hypothetical. You could have chose Big Cat or Kyle.

I was gonna go for him. Yeah, it was just the first thing I thought. Brandon, I'll say this right now. I will never fall in love with your wife. I appreciate that. Got you. Thank you. That's just, that's fucking. Titus, can you feel that was kind of me? Yeah, that was I know that's me

I hypothetically could that is me. No I could fall in love with your wife easily. Okay. No wait No way well who's okay? I don't would you rather either of you to fall never put myself in a situation Where I could fall in love with the thank you I appreciate right just your mom. Yeah, but yes Was there an update of your mom they missed? Got her job Oh, you don't say well. I'm still working on getting her a better job, but she she She she got her. I'm not gonna say where but she got her job for about 30 minutes away from any. Yeah hell Yes, and she had previously been told she didn't get it.

And then she got... Sent me a crying text message that she was about to move back to Mississippi, she couldn't handle it anymore. And then they called her and said, no, you actually did get it. Fuck yes. Good for her.

Wait, were you on panic mode? Like, fuck, now I have an empty house. I said, give me a week before you leave. So she was... Yeah, yeah. She was, she just doesn't like being a burden, right? She doesn't want me handling all the money and all that stuff and she wants to have a job for she's She'd leave you with an empty

She said she said you can put the house on the market I Sell it and I was like just give me a week. Let me ask around and she had Antioch pizza No, no, although that would be a good place to work They have ten locations in the north. Wait, when did this happen? Tuesday what a dangerous time for her to be like put the house back on sale the National Card shows here Mm-hmm. Oh, you would have gone crazy. Yeah, it was a big week for me. She didn't realize that That would have been it was a big week for me But yeah, she she's she then I called her like an hour later

And I was like hey, and she said she answered and I could tell she was chipper She was like hey good and so she's she's back in back in the game nice So I'm still working on getting her a job closer to the place, but this is good for now She working with her hands or mind her mind nice Is it like a very social job I don't think that was a leading question but as it was out there it was kind of a crazy I don't like where I am then when this stuff comes up I'm right there mind is a

crazy thing to say she's using her head I don't know with our minds right not our hands right. She's she's a she's mind gal What else does she use just just her she'll probably use her hands to type okay? Okay, and typing and probably her feet to walk all right Anything else no hands feet in mind pretty much the big three. Yeah, I don't know that. She needs any other body parts Oh, yeah, definitely have to hear she'll yeah, definitely have to hear. She'll have to definitely have to hear and she'll have to see with her eyes. What about that's two more body parts. What about mouth? She'll have to talk. She'll have to use her mouth in this job.

What that mouth do my mom will have to use her mouth a lot will require her using her tongue as well. I would assume you can't make certain letters out without her tongue. So mouth has a job so we're at eight body parts tongue mouth hands. Yeah, I Really, I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you what's the most and what's the most important sense? What's the most important body part with this job? I kind of think I? I gotta think the typing probably the hand job. It's a hand It's a hand job first

First and foremost is a hand job second most foremost. First and foremost, it's a hand job. Second most is probably mouth. Yeah, it's probably, you know. Yeah, probably a mouth job. Interesting. So she got a job and she's good for her. Yeah, that's great. So hopefully all the fires are put out.

How often are the kids going over there? She's a firefighter every? Fucking badass every single every single day. That's awesome. Yeah for both of them No, what she was she'd send me that text message. She said I got I want to leave because I can't be a burden I was like do you enjoy living near your grandkids? She said yeah So we'll worry about that right now and let me handle the rest. Right. What do they call her? Gamma. Gamma. Gamma. Ooh, I like that. Gamma Ray. Which I hate. You hate gamma? I don't like gamma. I grew up with a granny and a mamaw. And that's it. I had a granny. Those seem older than gamma. Gamma seems like you're trying to be too cool. My mom doesn't need to be cool.

You don't need to be a cool grandmother. Kate, you're going to be a cool grandmother, aren't you? I like gam-gam. You like gam-gam. I like in an ironic way, okay? I wear big Moo Moo t-shirts and sigs sigs yeah, it's all circles back Come on be a pop pop Pop up stories fun. Yeah, I think I just want to be gramps gramps. Yeah Gramps is cool gramps is cool dibs Did you guys see the

The club that screams at Lake Michigan we got to send That's a Connor yeah Connor Griffin That one guy didn't see it. He's got the fucking I thought of kind of knows I can I saw that I did too He was doing AP math. Yeah, he figured out he was like this is right where I need to be Help me out what was a club in Chicago, which I love they Go to Lake Michigan And they get together and they let it all out take a look Oh show my show the tweet that I had

Show the tweet that I had oh my god the video that I retreated Yeah, that's all they do is they scream. I think that's a Kate thing. No, but wait a Kate thing Wait, I sent it to Danny the I saw the very first meeting they had but they only had like three people and I was like That guy Is just a bunch of chicks in that guy everybody else is doing it for fun He really him looking at the camera. Yeah, like I know what I'm doing He's gonna get so Easy get so much. We're doing I'm just here to fuck all we got to do is scream at the lake Okay. Yeah, I'm mad at the lake

God damn it this the the lake is kind of like the Patriarch We screamed at the Patriarch I think that's like the they did the swim club two summers ago that they had to shut down because there was like Thousands of people getting in the right every Friday morning At or Thursday morning at like 5 a.m.. Now they just scream it now. They just scream at the lake Also, Chay posted an update. Oh Trade the in line has been a bit dismaying so far for custom about to resign Kyle Tucker. Oh Wow, look at that little smart. That's a funny that man was so happy that he thought of that bit. Oh

That's why he didn't join he said He's got a joint. We're working said you know can't for a bit waiting on Cubs guy right now Okay, you know how you will tweet something or Instagram something you'll say you'll follow it up with this is the one yeah It's gonna. Take me to top. That's what Che thought when he did this. He really thought it was the one. Yeah. He's gotta tweet a little rocket underneath that. Kyle Tucker, like.

How's he just at the National Card Convention right now? I wanna be at the National Card Convention. It's crazy. Is he like working a booth? No. He's just browsing. He's doing bits. Having fun.

He wanted to make sure he could hit all the autograph. He's doing high level bits So wait, are you guys gonna have a booth there? No, no, you're just we're doing something. I don't know what you're doing I'm doing something tonight for somebody. We're doing the trade night tonight tomorrow night. I'm doing something for somebody Oh, yeah, rest just hope to boat it with these opportunities. I don't know what I'm doing. We're going up for trade night We're bringing up our stuff and I think we're filming.. Yeah, okay I was more restrained some of my cards. I don't know more s made a lot of money yesterday So really I need to check wait from some my card. I don't know all I know is when I got there Look at this. What is oh Frank? What was that?

That's us. You've had this graphic night. Oh Yes, trade night tonight I'm nerd well, it's to 11 What should I prepare? Kyle bring up something that you want to? barter They bring an item. Yeah, they'll take any item probably is oh it's like a it's a bartering type deal like bartering type Remark some from Brandon's yeah

I wouldn't do that at all fix up one of my big towels Give a big towel anyone You have a big towel? Anyone else get a big towel yet? How big? We're talking. Double the size. What? We already talked about this.

They should, yeah, I mean that's smart. Towels are never big enough. It's perfect. It's changed my life. I don't think I've ever had a towel and said, well, this towel's too big. Do you feel like a little baby when you wrap yourself in it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Envelopes me, yeah. That's awesome. Because the two towels kind of suck whenever you have to do the waste and then the. More of like a laundry thing. What do you mean? Does it take up the whole washer dryer? I can use it more often without it getting gross.

So there's parts of the towel that don't get touched in the first use, and then you can just use those for the second? It's just thicker, yeah. You ever think about the, like, in college, I don't think I ever washed a towel. No.

Oh my God, I have no memories of washing anything. Sheets. Pellic cases. No way. Toilets. This is one of my roommates. No way. I'm gonna get it for me.

Oh no, never scrubbed a bathroom. It's so gross to think about being like, did I ever, in four years in college? Did I ever wash a towel? Yeah, no, I don't It didn't even register that's the worst part It's not even like man. I got to wash this towel Look as you hang it up and then it air dries and you're And you're fine. You're clean when you're using it. Right. Never did. No.

Every now and then you'd catch the glimpse of a guy's pillow under the pillowcase. Oh yeah. I didn't wash it. I get it dunked in coffee or something. It looks like tie-dyed in dip spit. Blood and dip spit, yeah. It's not good.

Think about like your couch pillows in college or your comforter. Ugh. They just look radioactive under a black light. We got a couch my junior or senior year that we lived next to an A house. And there was a couch outside. And I think someone had just pissed on it.

And that's why they put it out there. We just took it and just flipped it over. It still works. Flipped over the cushions. That was just our couch Kids have luxury apartments now. Yeah, okay. It looks like the inside of white socks Dave's mouth My bed was like a mate what does that look like Yeah, where did Pat Mac ifee get that pencil? Yeah? Yeah, he yeah

He's a little late to the big pencil game, but I so obviously people. Thank you to yak fans who pointed it out I take it as a compliment because it just means we're getting bigger with the big pencil. What did he say exactly? Sunday after Sunday after Sunday after that that's all the way into that that's all the way into February. Yeah, long time. Zito found this pen in David Baker's office. I guess he left it around. This was off his door former head of the Hall of Fame. He has since moved on these big-ass pencils might be the

best thing you could buy. Pro football Hall of Fame. But with that being said the mark store that is outside the merchant is here. Oh, yeah, always rains on on the Hall of Fame, but with that being said the mark store that is outside the merchant is here Oh, yeah, always rains on on the Hall of Fame game Is there like a clip of him did somebody throw it up to him? That's the thing is I don't blame Pat I think it's probably someone if anyone was a thief which again. I don't I don't think Yes, but it's public domain for every might have stolen that probably But someone else probably handed it to him, so I don't yeah, yeah, yeah, no idea. No no

It says nightmare now. Yeah, he can take the burden. You better go to the Masters. Yeah is My watch is ended. No brand. Are you what's going on with the West Point High School football field and season? Oh We got somebody tell you something This might tell you something now you said on the show the other day you're behind in payments No, I just made I just yesterday made the the handshake agreement on what price I'm paying for the for the light show this year So you're doing the light show wait am I in I do you're not in this? Because you were in previous this is my year, and I wanted you to be the Brandon Walker. Oh, it's going to be the Brandon Walker light show. What can we buy then? Nothing. What would you leave for us? The Brandon Walker

light show or the light show presented by Brandon Walker. That's our two names. We can't help your football program. Brandon Walker was so good, I was giving you the majority of the letters. Barely. I was barely one letter I changed one letter. Yeah, but you were co opting two of them. No, the O became an A. Right. But the O is the O the O is the old my name is not an egg. It's Brandon Brandon Walker or gone. What have we changed? What if we what if we didn't? What have we changed? What if what if we just might? What if we didn't change the actual like construction of the amount of letters and it was the

brawn done Dan Walker Right switch the a and the oh, no cuz you're still taking the wrong Dan Brown Dan Brown Dan doesn't even make sense the bro Dan Walker or I pay the money And it's the Brandon Walker light show So how do we how do we get in you don't like what if we want to? We call Brownsburg High School or we call whatever high school. We don't want our money Why can't we help to want to help out? I want to sponsor the you don't want to help out You just want to step on me. Oh, I don't I just want to owe to become an a They run out of it. Did you know all of our high school the paper?

I want to sponsor the paper wait the paper is pretty impressive huh the paint What's the guy can I sponsor the paper when you run out through the paper of the you know? Oh, yeah, I want to sponsor the paper that might cost 20 bucks Great great. That's that's what they don't have to worry about get more paper. Yeah Every kid gets to go through the paper. Oh, yeah Takes an hour Or no we do uh who's the guy we're watching this videos or he was it just like an English dude that like set up duct tape Yeah, we uh have a team do that oh man that would rock everyone went through the what if you can just reattach it

What if it's like velcro down the may have one of those yeah? They have really yeah those excess that's pathetic that's bullshit. Well. You're the one that brought it up Yeah, we don't want it. We wanted to point out how stupid yeah just Just ask about the paper ask about the paper Brandon. I'm fine with no light show, but you know what here's what I'm gonna Do I'm gonna come I'll meet you halfway. I'm gonna text my guy. I'm text the ad I'm gonna say what else Could we buy could be paid for and sponsored via name love it. Okay? That's what I'm doing for you guys right now, okay? I want the paper

I Want the paper Do you guys want all pull our money together and do a like a post light show light show? Oh a real big. I just met y'all halfway, and then you're taking the half back. This is what if we had drones Like that make something drones like the drone light show that feels expensive. What's uh? What's the mascot the green wave? That would be so sick so drone get a shitload of water and Kool-Aid Yeah, a Wave pool in the end zone. Oh, yeah, like the marlins have a pool, but like a wave pool. Yeah We'll get it. We'll stock it with a bunch of Chinese kids. Oh, yeah, where are we getting the Chinese kids?

And there's so many Cheaper than you think Yeah, where are we getting the Chinese kids? There's so many Yeah, the Costco guys have 11 Filipina boys all right. I'm just I'll let you know I'll let you know what we can sponsor Light shows my appreciate that we would like to to help out That's crazy you asked him about that kind of cuz I literally just did it yesterday It almost seems like you were to drop somehow Are you saw like you have somebody on the inside is it Buford George? That's how their new sixty two million dollar That's crazy. Yeah, they have 25 luxury suites They have a big jumbotron the two-story fieldhouse

It's a lot of pressure on the kids and somebody show their library and then it was awesome But they just were I mean they go out and get kids every year This is where I'm pretty sure this word Dylan Raiolo transfer for his senior year. Ah God damn Better than a Mac Stadium. Yeah, how do they significantly better than the Mac Stadium? public school? It's better than a Mac Stadium. Yeah. How do they significantly better than the Mac Stadium? Um holy fuck. Were you on the plane last year when we flew in the Dallas? I think we were on different planes. We flew into Dallas and

the the pilots leaned back. Oh yeah. We just passed over the cotton bowl and I looked out and it and I was I never told him but it wasn't the cotton. No. It was a high school. That was Allen High School. Yeah. That was that was Allen. I do the VR tour of that campus on a regular basis That's a crazy stadium you VR yourself in a high schools. I love checking out high schools I love like the you know are you sure I love comparing campuses Wow

That's sick. Holy wasn't there one that was built and they like had to tear it down because oh I didn't see that like cheaped out on the concrete. They built like this huge. Oh, they stay. Oh, yeah Yeah, and they're like up. We built it wrong. There's a subway. Yeah, they got chains in the school Holy fuck it's pretty awesome That is pretty so yeah if you guys want to make our stadium look like that, that's fine. You handle that. I'll do the paper. You have the paper. We got the paper on lock. So much paper they won't know what to do with it. Storage is going to be a problem. What about the manpower to hold the paper? Oh.

Chinese boys. Chinese boys from Wave Pool. So you guys are looking at Chinese youth as a renewable resource. I think we're gonna have the Wave Pool be two wave pools and then there's a tunnel in the middle and so the Chinese boys stand at the edge of the Wave Pool with the paper. And that's where you're running through with the paper. I feel like the paper could get wet,

but that's just me. Probably easier to bust through if it's wet. There you go. Whatever. Oh! Nice one. She is. That's just made it probably easier to bust through if it's wet. There you go You haven't lost a fucking step brother Zal how was that? How was your soccer game? Was good at just the weather was was a bit messed up was rainy But yeah, and so the Premier League summer series was was here They're still here in the pen in the u.s. They started in New York this weekend

They went Chicago yesterday, and they go in Atlanta on Saturday. You guys had like full access. Yeah, bro. Oh, no That was are you killing yourself? That was when Manchester United scored their second goal is uh are these games a situation where the stars? Just kind of go through the motions or do the stars just not even play? And that's the thing about these preseason friendlies that I get pissed off about is when you, so like for example, this morning,

Arsenal was playing Tottenham. It's, I mean, it's labeled a friendly, but these guys are going in for like slight tackles and all that. Oh really, they're going balls to the wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you gotta be a bit careful and the stars need to build up their fitness. So the main guys played like 70 minutes last balls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so you gotta be a bit careful and the stars need to build up their fitness So the main guys played like 70 minutes last night. Whoa, so people see they're got to see their main guys

Yeah, man, it was good was good. Shout out to the West Ham team We had we had Anton Ferdinand and Jonathan Spector an American defender who played for man United West Ham and all that in the office today Very in the office today. Yeah, they came this nice. So Yeah, yeah, yeah, they came this morning. Nice. So the West End PR people have been very, very good to us. That's awesome. Who's the guy? Anton Ferdinand. Is that Rio's boy?

There you go, I was about to say, you might know Rio's brother. That's the younger brother. Rio's boy. Were the guys here earlier today, were they soccer players? So the guy that I introduced you to was Anton, Rio's younger brother.

What about the guy behind, were there others? There were two of of them so two soccer players, and then they had two PR guys the soccer players were in the maroon Jersey yeah, and they're sorry in the place. I want them shoot a basketball I don't know if we can get the clip of it. Oh, it was bad Bad I don't know if we can get the clip of it. Oh, it was bad Like how bad it was like a two-hand push like layup oh like it was it was like the Nick KB Rudy verse mook bat. No, it wasn't. No chance. No chance.

That was one of the PR guys that you saw. Oh. Yeah, I remember who. It kind of goes to our theory that, yeah, like English people don't know how to throw anything with their hands. Yeah. They would suck at Brandon's mom's job.

She must not be English. You can't fake basketball. You can't do it at all. I bet, for the most part, part they probably go through their whole lives They'll ever shooting about that's not because in our gym classes growing up. We play. Yeah, I feel like they never have like a basketball Like what about throwing away garbage do they throw it? Like it they just kick it in they kick it they kick it to themselves. Yeah over and over All their all their garbage cans are on the ground and how old were

you the first time you threw something 20 probably like two days old okay I used to throw hands as a kid brawler so you couldn't you couldn't keep me around so like if you all glasses like don't even hold me by your face I was going in wait what grabbing everything I was a grabber and a thrower and a yanker did you see that? Zimbabwe alien story is going re viral New England Patriots wide receiver. Yeah, some black all us everybody's tagging me in it Yeah, some receiver. Some black person. Mac Collins.

Everybody's tagging me in it. I saw that. On the schoolyard, a figure stepped out, but it wasn't human. The students all described the same thing. Eyes like marble, skin like grey rubber. They didn't hear its message, they felt it. Inside their mind, a warning. September 16th, 1994, in Roarers and Bobway, was a normal day.

Until it wasn't. The teachers were all inside, and the students were outside, yet they all drew the same picture of what they saw. Nothing around but open fields and forests, until that silver disc landed. It happened during recess. Over 60 children between the ages of 5 and 12 all said they saw the same thing that day. Psychologists were brought in Investigators UFO experts some called it mass hysteria

But why just the children and why did their stories stay consistent even into adulthood? They didn't imagine it So you remember them and that's why the world He's long just posted like rant he does a lot of like mad scientists videos on his tick-tock He does like home improvement advice He's the barefoot guy barefoot guy. Yeah, he does a lot of take elevators. Yeah And for like not a lot of viewers like some of his tick-tocks have like 15 lights Is he still love of the game?

He's friends with Caleb he played with Caleb at UNC Yeah, no he was pretty much correct. I don't know about the field part, but yeah, that's the story How prolific is that story in like modern Zimbabwe to people not at all? That's the thing man not at all so we we because of our culture stuff like this this extra How do you call it in English? This extra terrestrial activity shit. It's supernatural. It's superstitious. You know, superstition is a big part of our culture. So we don't even have, if you go to the place, there's not even like a plaque or anything. It's literally just a farmland.

They probably grow. They probably still growing like corn there and stuff like that where the aliens landed. So we don't do a good job even commercializing it with all the... I feel like that could be a industry. It could be the industry for that. It's a small farming town. Ruah probably has like what, 2,000, 3,000 people? That could lift up the whole area, but we don't do anything. We don't put a museum, we don't put any...

It's because the locals are, again, superstitious about it and how do we I didn't realize I actually didn't realize it was this how do we build a paper tunnel for them to yeah right through I didn't realize aliens were this big until I until I came here I have a lot of people like reached out to for common over the years yeah each time so each so like right now everybody's tagging me in this anytime any it goes viral so like when the movie came out and all that, people are DMing me, tagging me and all that. Should be something there.

So like the local belief is like, yeah, of course it happened. Yeah, people saw it. People saw it, but you just keep moving. Superstition again, it's, you know, you think it's bad luck lock you think it's gonna fucking eliminate your whole entire family kind of Keep life going Keep life going It's good if I'm fucking crazy keep life going damn keep life going man All right now he's just I actually like I want to suspend him Would you rather?

Go on vacation with those two or like rip off your skin How what's part of my skin all of it like what like one hand? All right Can we dock his pay? I don't know like this is can he zoom in? He said can't really call in driving with kids to catch a flight But here's some highlight Fuck him so he had to get out there. He had to make sure he got to the national before he left for vacation mm-hmm This fucking guy is this Tampa oh

This might be tan. Oh it is yeah for his son. He's dragging his son It's all for the boy dad I want to go to the beach nope no you said bucks can Dad I want to go to the beach nope. No you said bucks can The fact that he was like yeah, my son doesn't practice with the NFL ball, so I'll probably have to do it It's probably gonna have to do all the catches yeah Let's do all the catches by the way, oh Are we ripping a live pack no next week? So he fucked up the ads Oh

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that to look forward to. Steve. Steve. Well, he's not gonna hear this. Steve. No. What did he say about spiders? Yeah, what was he? He said. Someone DM'd him. I think he asked it like a question, did you guys hear that there are no spiders in Chicago? At what point do we stop humoring this? And we said, well, we pretty much shut it all. We said we could go find a spider. I mean, there's spiders in his office. Yes, there's spiders all over Chicago. Putting cheese in our back pockets. Yeah, and he just, he didn't double down so much as he just ignored what we were saying

back to him. But also he said somebody, he's like, yeah, somebody DM'd it to me. And then I realized like I haven't seen a spider since I moved here, he was saying, so, like, he hadn't seen spiders, I guess. So he thought maybe it was true. He's just, he's getting more Che. That's Scottie Scheffler. I don't even know if we even talked about it.

The Scottie Scheffler, when we asked him, when I read him the tweet, and I said, what about teeing up in the fairway? And Scottie Scheffler's like, no, you shouldn't ever tee up in the fairway. But teeing up is a good way to practice and Stephen Che just ignored The first part of the sentence saying you should never do he said Scotty Shaffler says that I'm doing the right thing This is just what he does

Yeah, like I'm already thinking about yeah, well look at it like this he's leaving today on a plane We get a little vacation a mini vacation from Che. Maybe maybe we can reset and we don't have to suffer spider stories for a second Yeah, yeah, just trap him in a thing with spiders. Oh What would that be? Yeah, he's seen He's he's had a spider on his belly in He laid right there with a spider on his belly yeah that wasn't like a little native Chicago spider I haven't seen a spider in years what that's just not true yes you have you haven't seen a spider in

years I think I see a spider once a month I see the web pretty bad arachnophobia and I think I'd remember right I Don't live that far out of Chicago recently speaking. I have spiders. Oh, no The fighters around okay seen them You see the spider you haven't seen spider have you You haven't seen a spider I haven you? You haven't seen a spider. I haven't. What do you want me to do here? I guess see a spider. No, he's got us. Chase got us in his web. Text the group chat when you see a spider next. Okay. I think we're going to make it to 7 p.m. tonight. Look around. I Will say growing up I did have like spiders in my house and stuff and I'll see them all the time. I don't I

Don't see I have spiders my house constantly yes every okay good every other Yes, every okay every other There's a spider hanging outside of my window we always go about it yes, okay Kyle said he'd rather have Kyle said the cheese is more important on a cheeseburger than the burger I Said that and I wasn't like oh, this is the popular take or this is the right take what explain it because I actually Cheese on a bun then a hamburger without the cheese Well after your sandwich yesterday you can't participate in this conversation I thought you were you know I'm not a bird well after your sandwich yesterday You can't participate in this conversation. I made people mad. I thought you were you

Say in which I could kind of get a little in on is like most burgers are kind of the same But like the cheese The cheese makes the burger cheese can get fucked up like you can have bad cheese You have not melted cheese that could be the deciding factor of like this is a really good burger But that's not what you're going. You're just saying grilled cheese over burgers. Yeah, I don't like a plain burger. I need cheese.

Hang on a second. You can play a burger game without the cheese. Cheese shows up. I think I'm with you. Kyle, I'm a cheese guy. It's pretty much a grilled cheese. A grilled cheese is better than a hamburger. What else is on the burger though? Because I prefer cheeseburger over regular burger,

but if you handed me a good burger without cheese on it, I'd eat it. I think he's on his cha-sha. He's on his cha-sha. Who's on the cha-sha? You're on your cha-sha. How'd this start? You brought it up.

Best try to. This is a personal thing. You were saying? I'd even call it a quirk. Fair. I think I'm with you, Kyle. I would not eat a eat a burger without cheese. Oh, please. I wouldn't know it. Where would you rank it in your quirks? Like if you were single and you had a hinge profile would this be like top three like things about me I'd rather have a cheese grilled cheese and a burger. I think that would work

Girls talking to me. Yeah, they fucking love that Tell me about that. Now are you saying, because there's a difference too, because grilled cheese is awesome. Cheese on a hamburger roll with no burgers sucks. Right, it's not nearly as good. But that's how I feel about hamburgers. Wow. You just need the cheese. Yes. Well your cheese is number one guy. Can I say actually I have one like this?

What's yours? I I eat soup just for the crackers I'm more with that than I am with the burger. What do you mean? If you gave me soup with no crackers I'd be like no, thank. Depending on the soup, right? Yeah, obviously there's a couple that can still play without, like a chili can play without, but like a clam chowder, chicken noodle, I need some crackers. It's not dense enough for you? I just need, I love the crackers. You need the crunch? I like a little bit of the crunch and a couple of them get soft. I would send it back. I need the crackers. The crackers are more important to me than the soup.

Okay, that's weirder than mine. Well, hold on a second. Are we not in the trust tree? Can we not do quirk? Kind of going in and out of the trust tree. I'm saying it's weird. Am I saying it? We are.

We're... Right. It just depends on what you say. So you don't get down with mine. I was open to yours. I only eat peanut butter when it's in Reese's Of course you do Yeah, I don't I don't eat peanut butter out of out of a jar never have never will Reese's and jelly

But I'll have a lot of people won't I'll have peanut butter for a lot of people spread it on things no No, I won't you won't even need a PB&J. No I want it. I won't take a knife, take peanut butter, and spread it on anything to eat. I just have it when it's packaged in a candy with something else. That does sound fat now that I say it. No, it's the fattest thing you could do.

I don't think peanut butter is a skinny thing, is it? No, but you can't even stomach that alone. That healthy shit away. Again, trust tree. I just got thrown right out. Yeah, no, no. I'm with a real trust tree. No, it's not a real trust tree. I just got No, it's we're gonna real trust you know, but you defended me with the crackers thing So yeah, I think us it's we're talking quirks Yeah, we're talking but you're a boiled peanut guy from gas stations, right? Yeah

Love that's you make you turn it into peanut butter in your mouth. Well, that's all peanuts That's just peanuts then you grind it up. And what does it become? That's peanut butter someone else you grind it up. And what does it become? Well, no, that's not peanut butter. That's me doing the work. That's peanut butter. Someone else give us a quirk. I only eat plain sandwiches. What do you mean? I like all the stuff that goes on the sandwich.

I don't want it on the sandwich. I either want a salad or I want a burger. I don't want a salad on my burger. When you say plain sandwich, though, are you saying no condiments as well? Probably, yeah. I don't know. You're just talking meat, cheese, bread. If cheese if I'm going to like yeah, we were at Culver's yesterday I got a digger. Just give me plain burger

And it's not cuz I don't wait. That's it wait with no cheese. No. I got cheese. Okay Talking about and it's not because I don't like the lettuce the tomato like I like all that stuff But I if I want to eat that stuff. I would have ordered a salad. That's work. I would have ordered a salad work. That's work Don't put the salad on my burger. I don't like the default I don't let his tomato onions being like that has to go on I I play style my hot dog Yeah, I don't put lettuce on anything you go to even style on the hot dog I go playing on the hot dog just like he does with the burger. I'm nothing on my dog just Bun and hot dog that's all I need okay quirk quirkirk quirk. You see the flat sandwich. That's going viral. Oh

Conspiracy theories are going talk about that at length this morning on Kate. Oh the flower. It's too hot Yeah, you guys are not gonna believe how flat the sandwiches. It looks pretty subway footlong. Just brace yourself. All right No That's a big boy. I was not ready No, you're not ready. No human body. I was not ready Someone sat on it. Can we go to our account and see the husband yeah? Yeah, I see no matter how big he is He's a big boy We runs over with his car? No, no.

They're trying to reenact it. The boy had a haircut and I forgot. So I grabbed the sandwich and I was this close to the garage door because he parked it so close so I was coming. And when I took a step, I lifted my leg up. It's reenacting. I lifted my leg up, the back of my slide hit the... You got some back to it? He does.

Then I tripped and when I fell, I tried to catch myself so I dropped the sandwich and I tried to catch myself. Obviously the sandwich is probably like that. Obviously. And when I fell, it's like I was sliding into a base. You had to get down. You were like.

So, that's pretty much what it was. But what part of his body? It hurt like hell, so yeah. You gotta do the whole thing. I don't think that would have flattened it that much. I mean, that was so flat. They also have the garage can. No.

No. You gotta have some sort of, some big equipment. Guess what that is. Heavy equipment. Yeah, heavy. You have the garage Heavy equipment the garage can't how did the ingredients chicken teriyaki with all the fixings on wheat bread? You can't press a sandwich that that rubber camera didn't catch it But you can see the car shake and then the lemonade goes under the car. No he couldn't have made it that flat No, he couldn't have made it that flat. I'm so unsatisfied. I think he backed over with that video is the most unsatisfying video ever. But he carried himself like someone who wouldn't like orchestrate that for views.

No, he wasn't prepared to defend him. No, the rest of their accounts not like that. I went down a deep dive on flat sandwich and then other people now are going out buying his same exact sandwich I'm trying to flatten it that flat and nobody's able to get I was gonna get one today and put it under your seat and just to see just to see And what sauces did he have on it teriyaki sauce he had the There's no way it's all in there. He ate it.

Oh, they ate it. Boys are here. Oh. What's up, boys? One of them's in uniform. Come on in. Wait, which one is that? The smallest one's in uniform.

Come on in. Danny, you can go get Chasey. Come on in. Come on in. Gunnar, Adley, Colton. Which one of them first? Let's go both. Okay, all three? Dap.

Good to see you boys. Come on in. What's up, dude? Saw these guys on Tuesday. What do you mean? Adley, what's up? You weren't here last time, right? Yeah.

Good to meet you, man. Yeah, come on. Sit down. Sit down. The Orioles are here. Sit right there. Adley, sit right there. What's up, boys?

How we doing? Steven's not here. Yeah, you're good boys? How we doing? Stevens not here. Yeah, you're good in that bullshit It's absolutely always count on Che. Yeah, he went to the National Card show instead of doing our show. Yeah Oh, yeah, you didn't invite Steve to your party Was that it? No a bachelor party. That's right. Did you ever respond to him? I think What that was when stally was here one? Yeah, you did it in the middle of the game And it was just late nothing so you never responded you should respond now, okay? Just like I'll never I'll reply text it. Yeah

How you guys doing you guys a little nervous being here on trade deadline? You guys a little nervous being here on trade deadline? I was wondering how long that was going to take. I mean, two seconds. It is a little nerve wracking, no? Especially based on what you said the other day. Yeah, by the way, that was crazy. So we were in Baltimore. We went to the Orioles.

They have double header. We went to the Orioles game, the first one. And then we went and hung out with the guys and got to see the field and everything. While that was going on, a Blue Jays player got traded across the clubhouse the Orioles Yeah, no no no other way vice versa other way Orioles. I'm so mad. I missed it. That's crazy That's like the funniest thing that happens in no in between the double headers And Orioles player got traded to the blue jays they were playing the blue jays game one

He played for the Orioles game two he played for the blue jays And we were standing right there in the tunnel and we missed it you waited 30 minutes god damn it. I love when that shit happens I ended up facing him that night too seriously. Oh, so he changed uniforms and then just played for the other team Yeah, that's wild Yep Did you guys say goodbye to him? Yeah? Yeah, that was That's crazy. Did you guys say goodbye to him? Yeah.

Yeah. That was bad. Did you cry? No. OK. No. It's OK if you cried. It's OK if you cried.

We're actually trust tree right now. We're sharing quirks about our eating habits. Is any part of this day exhilarating? Even though it's not fun, it's like, I don't know. There's like 1% of a little bit of a rush that it's like different and there's your heart's beating fast and Yeah, you're nervous or anything like that. Or is it just like get this over with please for the love of God Well, I think One I think for fans people love it. But as players it sucks. It sucks. Yeah, just all sucks

It's like 100% saw if you're in a position to get traded It's like you can have everything in your apartment in one city and then have to move across country in the middle of the year And if you have kids and family, it's just like Yeah, well guys we're going over here. Yeah That would be have your agents been like you guys are good to go on the act today Didn't come up okay. I think we're good okay. Yeah, hopefully we were good We should be hopefully TJ make sure you watch trip wins trade deadline in three. I think six Easter Oh, you're bad right now. It's Easter. I mean that would be an all-time clip Just run the yak you'd have to do can we just make an agreement right now for the three of you guys if you get?

Traded in the next 30 minutes you still have to do can we just make an agreement right now for the three of you guys if you get traded in the next 30 minutes You still have to do the gauntlet Sure, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yes sure deal. Okay, okay Very non-committal actually if you get if you do the gauntlet then get traded you get to do it again Yeah, yeah, well, just rep a member of your new team yeah, yeah Calla questions for the boys. I didn't know they were coming in I texted the group Just get in your phone for oh, you're probably on your flight. Yeah back today. Yeah Who's got the worst eating habits? Well we shared some things I I'm I

came out as saying that I only eat soup for the crackers Love that yeah, or if you're sick is it still just for the crackers. Yes Yeah, I'll go through like a whole sleeve wait you're saltine a whole sleeve of salt yeah Yeah, what kind of one cup of soup yeah, so you're just crackers. I'm just eating wet crackers. You're having wet crackers Yeah, I like wet crackers. So you would rather have the soupy cracker than the soup without the crackers Yes, even with like a chowder or a bisque chowder definitely Bisque not a big fan of like I said chili would be chilies the one that I could not really sue yeah Well, yeah, if you gave me a bowl of soup and you're like, we don't have any crackers. I'd be like

Let me know when you have crackers, you're not going like Fritos and cheese in the chili though That's considered a cracker that if you give me a crunch, I'm good. Yeah, I could do that I get down with that go back to get seconds just to finish off the rest of the pack. Oh, yeah Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm with you on that. Yeah. Yeah, I have like though when I'm in a big soup kick I'll just have like boxes of saltine sitting out there. So it's not a soup. It's a cracker. It's a cracker. Okay It is it's a cracker Addiction did you see Jerry yet? No, is he here? Yeah, you gotta hit more home runs for him Yeah, I mean literally like like I said the other day

I was like, you know had a good kind of pace going got off the IL hit like eight and thirty games And then right when I got added to his team There's been one nerves got to him Maybe it might have been it you got to be thinking of and and you also You guys were playing so the doubleheader who's the guy who struck out on a like a 40 mile an hour pitch? Those Alex Jackson that was bad. Yeah, but the other day But the other day position players pitching he did happy Gilmore swing hit a homer All right, that evens out even it was actually pretty sweet. He like went in the back of the box and just

Shuffle step home. Okay, that's cool. I mean, that's all you're trying to do there. It's just Can you find the strikeout though I would like show that because it was like the one time I've ever Yeah, here it is. Oh, no. Yeah, same. Yeah. Yeah, oh, it's the same guy Yeah, yeah, like that was the that was the first time I've ever been in a professional sports game Like I would have hit that that's tough In the back your mind when you're face Because he was like throwing slow and then he threw one like I think like almost 80 miles per hour the pitch before that Was mixing it on then he threw it 35 so

That can happen you guys won 18 nothing not too long ago Is that like when you're up 14 nothing are you like we should try to score 30? Oh? Are you guys like this is over? Let's just get the fuck out of here and Let's run out the clock or you're like oh my god. We could we could make history tonight. We should try to What is the what is the record? I don't know it's I think I feel like I Want to say the Astros or someone had like 20 so no the Orioles Before you guys I feel like the Orioles scored like high 20s in a game 20 something to nothing the largest I don't know that was our biggest shutout ever and I think in okay franchise history. Maybe I don't know

What is worrying? It's 1922 doesn't count. I want one that's Shutout what's the highest shutout? Why not in 2004 22 nothing wonder along that game was oh my gosh most lopsided Providence Quakers Man That's got to feel good Probably at some point you're like this was just get this over with I mean that was you guys

Your game one of the doubleheader you were winning by so much you like we got to play another game get this over It's a long day. Yeah. Thank you. Well. No you only played one game. Yeah Yeah, but honestly Morning and I was ready to go for two We were in the clubhouse and I was like they came and like hung out with us and and I was ready to go for two we were in the clubhouse And I was like they came and like hung out with us And and I was like how the fuck you guys gonna go back out there was like a hundred degrees and Colton was like Well, I don't have to Gunners like I do yeah, so yeah, yeah, I was uh they move at the second game, right?

Yeah, but you had to get there for at 930 right and then oh Wayne you just had to sit there Yeah, yeah, that's you get it. We played your first doubleheader No, I play all the no, that's not true They when Colton comes up to bat in Baltimore. They all moo him for his last name. Mm-hmm I was getting mad on his behalf like we showed up and he came up and everyone's going moo And I was like why the fuck are you booing them? Oh? It might be doing now. It sounds like booing yeah Do you think is I'll never know and then you met a cow I did I did how do you meet a cow?

Yeah, I mean what's wrong. You see a cow her name is delight. They brought a cow to the stadium Yeah, that's a meeting a cow. Yeah, that is a meat. Yeah Yeah, that's a 400% of meeting cow But I had a homer that night too, so maybe I just need to have a cow in the clubhouse first one at home This first one at home all season all season and Jerry has you on the fingers only Dude, but it's also I played more road games at home. It got hurt for a while. Oh There we go Look at that look at that bobblehead. Did they give you a heads up on stuff like that?

Permission and I was like yeah, they give you utters That's very funny. Oh my God. Have you always been a clown like that? You'd have to ask these two guys more so They should have some stories probably it's gonna be your personality for the rest of your career. Yeah cow guy. Hey, that's okay Yeah, okay. I can't believe like the trade like so one of you guys might Could move theoretically yes Yeah

That's a lot of yeah. That's a lot of sure. That's all you're thinking about out of the gauntlet Like your friends more so friends yeah cuz Have there been trades going through right now? I gotta I gotta put on alerts for passing There were some last night, but I hadn't well was that Padres trade this morning. Oh We got a guy from from the Orioles the Cubs gotta go love him. Yeah, and he's his nickname is like the drunk uncle like the drunk uncle. Oh, great news.

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I still feel like they're not sure. What's going on boys? No, I checked. I feel like it. I had it up already. Okay a minute Now it would be awkward if you did get traded. Yeah, I probably also For some while three. Oh, yeah, I'll be great. I want at least I'd know people Maybe you guys get traded then you fail your physical then you don't have to move hmm

Okay, yeah, I'm just workshopping here never had guys on the trade deadline before Guys do guys do how physicals right? Yeah, how do you go about doing that you think? What's like the easiest way to do that throwing your physical? Yeah? Oh, I have never heard you get traded to the I mean with the Rockies. They suck. You don't want to play there, right? right then uh You just want to throw your physical? What would you do? I don't think you actually. I mean, I actually don't know.

Do you do a physical when you get traded? I'm assuming all the medical stuff's done beforehand. Yeah. I feel like it had to be transferred. Yeah. By the way, we don't know if the Rockies suck. Because remember we made the deal with those guys? That we weren't going to standings.

Oh, that's right. That's right. We said we wouldn't. The Rockies in and we made a deal. We were not going to look at the standings for the rest of the year. OK. So they could be awesome. They's right. We said we would the Rockies in and we've made a deal We were not gonna look at the standings for us a year. Yeah, okay, so they could be awesome They could be it could be awesome. I bet they are yeah I bet they haven't lost 18 nothing recently yeah, they could be so sick. We just have no idea

All right, you guys want to do the gauntlet Who wants to go first? Anominate bowels Bowels are cows are actually rich hadn't done it. Yeah Yeah, I mean I feel like I saw you guys do it last year But I haven't seen like I don't really know what an entail Westie had the best time last year. Yeah, he did here We go here. So Jordan Westberg 205 Kyle Stowers 241 So Jordan Westberg 205 Kyle Stowers 241

Kyle Stowers 13. Yeah, Gunnar 340 Gunnar. That's bad. No. Yeah, because you remember the Degum Sporkle Yeah, it was everything everything what's the highest yeah Sean Burke from the White Sox. Oh, shall we did it again and he'd beat his time? Yeah. Yeah, he came back in. Paul Skeens is, yeah, the worst. 546. That's my goal is not to be the worst. You're not gonna be the worst. Come on. I haven't shot a basketball since I did that. Oh.

You have to shoot. Oh, no. Literally haven't shot one. And we actually got to warm up that day. Yeah, that's true. All right, you want to spin the wheel and see who has to go first TJ? No, one of you just volunteer I Gotta see you can't go first

I'll go first Alright here is Crash it Get them shoes tight cows when's your bucket hat come out? You got a bucket hat dropping We're not gonna like oh, okay, I don't know what it is, but we're not gonna Get like the view is just a chill group of guys. Yeah, they are come on. We know these guys They're the fucking best you think it's a little try hard move for Evo to be wearing your jersey today

I'd like to see those managersger. See creepy guys out. Yeah He's a problem. Let us know who's in goal today Hanks Hanks cousin, it's an intern so he's like fighting for his job. Yeah Big-time huge dep in there. Oh big time Huge nepotism. Oh, and he's wearing someone Okay, oh, not whoever that was that's why it would be in there. Yeah Yeah, no he's fighting for his life He thinks that the more stops he gets the closer he gets to a job So how hard do people usually kick the soccer ball as hard as you're about to find really hard really hard really okay?

Yeah, he needs gloves, and if you don't score on the first three shots you can shoot from anywhere So you can just go right up to it and and just shoot right in his face And don't worry about in He's an inter he's it yeah Scott's time it we did have like a we had it. We had did you say that? All right You tying them up tying them up Time up on the line. He's getting very tight real tight So you've never done it what are you the least confident about basketball?

We got it. What is it? What does it all like entail cornhole soccer? baseball Football two three-pointers than trivia? I'm gonna be honest I'm more nervous than playing a baseball It's gonna be awful. Yeah, you will not be the worst professional athlete. What's like an okay time? So what was my last time? Yeah Yeah, two's great low threes like okay. You did good We'll kind of like pump you up, but know that deep down

We're like you suck and then I'm not even in top 50 anything under two is like incredible When you come back here, and it's like a 45 and our voices get high like that was good. Yeah I was 313 y'all were just giving me pity last year. Yeah, okay if you hear me cheering you on something's wrong Yeah, yeah, okay, if you hear has there been a no finish So what is it sock is yeah Brandon will be with you Cornhole soccer hope what's what's the trivia? You just got to get ten you'll see it live and you'll understand. It's like 10 total answers It'll be like out of 50 in things whatever primary colors colors of the rainbow

Did you not know like Yeah, you got hung up on popular dog dog dog dog call TJ Dog breeds are the most popular dog and then the worst time had to give their number to Stephen Che. That's right I'd say that's still that's still plays. Yeah, that's up there wait But if he's not the worst time to see you have to leave his number serious. Yes, these chairs these chairs are I don't think I'm gonna get a number down or something. Let's get you comfortable Just lean back, just lean back. They're tough.

There you go. They're tough. There you go, Za. Za's got you. Za's got you. Kyle, get it going. Would you accept that? Like, Che has to delete your number?

I don't think he will. Definitely not. I was just loving, like, in the off season, just getting a random, looking down at at my phone Steve and Che texted you Nightmare molar check I was sitting in the recliner. I was like I just finished my workout and I was like, alright I'm just hanging out and then I looked down my phone hanging out and then I looked down my phone. Jay's mouth wide open.

All right, you ready? Let's go. You've done this before. I'm going to say three, two, one, then you can pick up the bags and go. I got you making the first one, Kels. I'm going to say no. Luke Combs made the first one. Yeah, I don't think he got the first one.

Yeah, Lala. Yes, headliner. Yeah, Lala's this weekend. Nice. Yeah, alright. Here we go. 321 go. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, he tried to walk it off. I went foul. Oh my Lord. Get it in there. Okay, cows are not get off. Oh my lord. Get it in there. Knock it off.

Oh, you're doing great, sweetie. Oh, that was that's good. Oh, you might get put some moves. There it gosh. Put some moves. There it is. There we go.

Yeah. There it is. You just have to get in like a second. Above this floor, like this. There it is. Got it. Just one there? Move the cornhole.

Move the cornhole. Move the cornhole move the cornhole Move the cornhole oh Cow there we go Boy, thanks for so paranoid Yeah, yeah, that's what we gotta move the cornhole gotta Alex grueso tripped over the cornhole our lives flash change Yeah, yeah Mike here you go. Trivia. Yeah, yeah, Mike, here you go. Sit down, sit down. Oh yeah.

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Come on oh my gosh come on Come on the five key parts of a story Confederate states come on cold any state that Texas I didn't even see that one. Oh, there it is 241 good That one is a legitimate good time. I could have been way better. It could have been way better I didn't even see the Confederate States from Texas. That was Yeah, Michael Jordan was a big one. Oh jeez. I'm in Chicago, too. Yeah, yeah, I could have beat the Broncos Browns

That's all right. Not a bad time. That was a good time I didn't know you could come up on the soccer balls either Did you see the five key parts of a story I said beginning middle and I feel like that's three of them I Was done that wasn't one of the chapter on a chapter to find that way better time that's still good that I beat our yeah oh nice first time not a second euro all right gonna you're Oh Nice All right gunner you ready, so where are you at all time with MLB me? Oh no arts that's second best Oriole That's all right. Yeah wait Westie got a 205 Alright you're 13 not bad still in the upper half 13 not bad still in the upper half. That's pretty good

Real way better. I didn't see the state one though. That's pretty good alright gunner. You're up. Oh alright Addy how you feeling after watching it once I? Feel okay, okay nice the bath well it's gonna be tough My goal honestly with a wiffle ball. I was just trying to hit one in here. And then I actually got down on it and went up. Good swing. Basketball went better than I thought. Can't pick it up yet. Yeah.

Cornhole was bad and that was it. Hey, your basketball shot looked good. It was a consistent, but thanks Okay, what do you mean I pay attention all the time here we go Did I was shaking I was a little nervous all All right, here we go. Ready, TJ? Yes, sir. Three, two, one, go. Oh, flipping it.

Hmm. Are you kidding me, gun? Come on. Just trying to get shots up. Hmm. OK, I did better than that. You can put a bunch in your hand. You got to go air metal to get all this.

Oh, no. They're reset reset the board She's all right. What a nightmare. Oh, hey, too. Does that take off time I? Think if Gunners last again. He's got to give Steven his social security number that or address that copy of the house key Oh you got to turn the barrel gun Oh my gosh gunner He doesn't want to showboat just be a nice oh no better toss

Like I'm not trying to be mean but if you you were watching this, you'd be like, it doesn't play baseball. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh! Now he's lashing out. There it is. Don't tilt patronize him like that. That was awkward. Hey, that was good.

Hey, the basketball is where Gunner thrives though. Hey, can I say this though not the baseball the other bottom? This is this is becoming a disaster guys, we're in disaster zone. I think he just wants what's your prediction for him on trivia bad Gun let's go He's just trying not to get traded. Yeah, right? Something's wrong with this guy. Yeah, good looking shot. You're right. There it is.

I always say it everywhere I go, but Gunner's High School Basketball Highlight Tape tape is one of the best. Oh, we gotta watch. Really? Oh, it's amazing. We gotta find it to you. Well, cause he's playing. Come on, Gun! Like he's playing against like, you know, these like, Alabama private school kids and Gunners a huge human being. Where are we going here? Eight most popular flavors of ice cream. Ice cream.

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to do righty one and you do play golf right-handed yes I do I'm never good at tossing it up to myself and didn't I heard your basketball Highlight tapes good It's not bad. It's not don't be modest. You said one of the best you've ever seen. Can we fight? I mean, it's just like like it's unfair. I don't think I have a huddle basketball. Do you have it on your phone though? Is it on YouTube? What is it on? No, you showed it to me. Well, yeah Dude you show me all as soon as we got drafted all right so is that worse than your first time so you have to give your

social security number to Stephen okay sure that'll go over well over well. Oh no you beat your last time. About 30, almost 30 seconds. Yeah like five years from now you might be under two. Yeah we're moving up in the right. Yeah there you go. Every time we come back to Chicago. Yeah all right. We come back this year. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah. When? September. All right. Yeah. Hell yes. All right ruts don't get hurt Let's go your own pace Cal's the sport that I was most nervous about was the soccer and that's probably one of the better ones that I did Yeah, I was worried about the football and basketball. Actually, I was honestly worried about the baseball the most

Yeah, yeah, you don't Yeah, you're never you're also never tossing a ball up to yourself. Yeah and I don't really hit like that. No, you had a bad toss though. That's what it was. I'm not a back, I'm a I went backhand, I went, did you go backhand or fronthand? I went backhand toss into swing. I don't think I get it out far enough. Or either I get it too far, one or the other. All right, let us know when you're ready. You want to see if Kat can do it?

Not on camera. Not on camera. You ready? Yes. Ready? OK. OK. I like that.

I like that. All right. He looks like he's filled with dread. He does. He looked like that for a minute. He's going to and he'll probably beat the best time. Are you sweating right now? Be honest. I put on a lot of deodorant this morning so I should be fine. We got a lot of sweaters here.

Big Cat, y'all play hacky sack in here? We did have a hacky sack phase. We wouldn't start the show until everybody in the circle hit it. Yeah Yeah, that's right. That was fun. Probably the biggest loser phase we had because we were just standing we were not good We were crammed in that office But if I remember correctly we would do it and like always the last one would be like someone diving across the off, right? We're gonna put barely on it. Yeah, we should bring that back. Yeah, we should

Okay, ready Adley. Yeah. All right. Here we go three two one go He went four bags that's smart Mmm, I love I love the walk just pointing it right here. Yeah. Yeah, just in case you can't see it. Oh He blocked the hole. Oh, no What uh what trip skeins up the most trivia trivia We had a cornhole board in our spring training house two years ago, this is not on push them all in All for the air mail their concerns are coming true

He just didn't want to embarrass himself yeah Lefty also he Kicked in college right in Oregon State. He wanted Oregon State. He was a football kicker He kicked in college, right? In Oregon State. He kicked at Oregon State? He was a football kicker. Oh, shit. He tackled Christian McCaffrey, if you didn't know.

That's awesome. There it is. Hey, it's harder than it looks. No, it's not. It hit the ceiling. Come on, Rutchman. Two footballs in one. Oh, god, he threw that hard.

He's throwing it hard. So this is dumb. He played baseball in college, too, right? Yeah. So he did both. That's a lot. Yeah. Let's see the shot, Retch.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh, he's changing angles. Get it to the wing. Pretend you're watching Gunner's highlights. Oh, he's changing angles. Get it to the way that's not watching Gunners highlight. Hey, your foot's on the line. Get to the hotspot.

Little more. Find it. Okay. Why did it there? Oh, more arc. Oh, okay. Oh, no. Don't give up now.

I know. Yeah, this is where it's, yeah, when Kate starts saying that. Yeah. Oh, all right. You can still do it. You gotta have a good sporkle, though. Yep. Yeah, Drano. It's your mic. You got a good time. On the hop, on the hop. Come on, stay in there. You're right at two minutes. Let's go. Six states to border Utah. Talking to Mike.

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guitar drums Yeah, it's one of them anymore flute clarinet No and gunner finished last again We can have Gunner's fiance go to see if she can beat him, but she has to give her number to You how about you FaceTime Che right now, okay, give him a FaceTime He's probably just I wonder I respond to his text. I wonder if he responded Yeah, he did. He said haha. Are you on the yak right now? Oh, all right never mind

I don't know I'm gonna say no You know what you should do since he's at the card convention he can't leave until he finds Like a specific card of Gunners. I like that. I do too. Should we tell him that? Yeah, although did he already leave? He might have left to go to the airport now.

He's the worst. Well, it would have been better if he missed a flight too. He's taking his kid to Bucks Camp. Never. It's really just a vacation for himself. Under the guise of parenthood. Yeah. Have his kid sit out in the heat and then yeah pretty

much alright boys well thank you you got to come back we also got to get we got to find Jerry for you guys want some ice cream where's Zach also I forgot to wear my shirt Zack huh we're watching chess in there earlier they were little on the big city on the yeah on the big screen dead center Wonder if you can see what your heart rate got up to just now Do vows going where's next episode sponsor both you come Zack come here Remember these guys Colton Gunner.

Hadley. What are you doing with those hands? These boys want some ice cream. I'd love to show you guys some ice cream. When would you like to get some socks on? Think right now. When are you like to get some soft serve? What do you think? Think right now. When are you ready? You want cones or cups?

What kind of cones do you have? We got sugar cones. Oh, perfect. And cupcake, cup cones, what? I like cake. All right. Yeah, for sure. All right, let's go.

All right. Let's get the ice cream. All right, thanks, boys. Appreciate that. All right. All right. I can't wait for you guys to come back. September, I'm beating two minutes. You got to. I'm going. All right. Yeah, right. I can't wait for you guys to come back.

September, I'm beating two minutes. You got to. I'm gonna play. Oh, I stepped on my sunglasses. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Pull to max.

Yeah, pull to max. Pull to max. Fuck. Oh, my bad. Start. Yes, it's so nice to see you. Hey, great meeting you. Great meeting you guys.

Great to see you, man. Thank you, guys. Yeah, thanks so much. Hey, great meeting you. Great meeting you guys. Great to see you, man. Thank you, guys. Yeah, thanks so much. Appreciate it. Appreciate you. Hang out for a second. We're gonna end the show in a minute, anyway. I wanna see.

Good to meet you guys. See you. Get him going, Zach. Great to see you. What? Nailed it, nice work. Oh, you were prepared for that? I was.

Oh, Kyle! Oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait, sit back down real quick. What was it? Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, sit back down real quick. What was it? Oh, no. What happened there? Oh. He was prepared.

Schlitterbund is Kansas, right? Oh, it's a chain. He was ready for it? Oh, I don't... Six Flags bought the one that I grew up going to in Houston. And now it's Hurricane Harbor. Oh My god, and you would go I went a couple times. Yeah, that's the what the chain that um It's the six capitated a boy words got now no and then major league baseball circles Kyle. Yeah guys are preparing

I like to prepare and And the reason why I also sent the headcount who was coming to big cat I know It's okay. I got the yips It's alright. You're back in September come back in September. You have to come back, but I don't want water parts I won't know I'm done with water parks. No, don't be done with water park.'d you go to high school Jerry Cypress Ranch High School? Oh Danielle Bradbury from The Voice. That's actually so true Did you look that up before I remember she she wanted yes the blonde country singer yes, you want it My dad was her assistant principal. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, did you ever get a chance to sing with her? No No, she's probably a little older, huh?

I Think she's still there. I saw her like a couple years ago. Just had a random restaurant once But yeah, she's okay. DeAndre Fox DeAaron Fox DeAaron Fox. Yeah, I watched him. I watched him put up a 50 burger against my high school when I was a freshman He was a senior And John Wall was there. He was there. He was there. He came to our high school gym chillin Well, cuz DeAaron was committed to Kentucky

How's your facilities? Where at that Cyprus? That was a broad question They're good. Yeah, yeah, they're good. How many how many Does your football stadium seat? So we have a it's actually it's called the Berry Center if they looked it up I don't know how many seats but it's like a shared stadium between all the high schools Ah, so like we would have rather than just like Friday night. It was like Thursday Friday Saturday at two different stadiums Do you see the videos of the NFL players like answering how many hits they could get against a major league pitcher? Yeah, this is it. I don't know how many it seats but it's massive is there an overhead view of it because you're gonna be like this is a high school

stadium oh yeah that's and also has an indoor basketball room oh it's a YouTube video oh shit it's a shared stadium where they like, through the school district. Wow. Jerry, what do you got to say to Colton? Well, I'd love a couple more home runs. I would love it too. You guys just disappeared on me. I did. I was at a great pace. I came off the IL, had eight and 30 games. So how do we approach this?

Should you, when you go up to play? I'm thinking about you. Not even, not even me. It's should you do when you go up to plate. I'm thinking about you Are you trying to hit home runs every at bat When I do try it I suck But I don't try no I'm not I don't try it's maybe like the other day with the position player Oh, yeah, I got I could get one off the wall. Yeah, I went off the wall Yeah, but usually when I'm just you know nice and simple. The other guy bombed one. Who? the guy who

Like stepped up and oh yeah That was Alex. Yeah, you saw yeah strike out on a 40 mile an hour pitch Yeah, so a guy though. I have a question as a baseball player as you know, you're up at bat Does it depend on? the pitch or the pitcher that you're going against know you're up at bat does it depend on the pitch or the pitcher that you're going against where you're like yeah today I got this guy's number I can really get into this and bomb it I think that it's a culmination of things it's like okay you know we get reports before the game based on pitch mix and

things like that you're like okay like this you know fits my strengths a little bit better and then it also familiarity it's like if I face the guy before you kind of know how he's gonna attack you gotcha it's not necessarily like oh like I'm gonna I'm gonna hit a bomb here it's like you know I feel pretty confident myself to go up there and you know hit the ball hard mm-hmm and if it's at the right angle I always wondered like are these are these guys just trying to hit a home run every at bat And then sometimes some people do yeah, yeah, yeah some people do Gunner she got called out

You got called out Look at this new Cubs reliever Andrew Kittredge is here at Wrigley fluent with the Orioles last night was in his hotel for 30 Minutes total the trade and switch hotels pick Gunner Henderson as the Oriole he wants to get out most this weekend dang y'all and switch hotels pick Gunnar Henderson as the orally wants to get out most this weekend. Dan y'all were literally, what's crazy about that is they were literally sharing the aux cord on the bus last night. You were? No. Yeah. Oh.

He joined my jam on Spotify and we were jamming. And now he joined your jam and now he wants to get you out? Now he's calling you out? What a betrayal. From joining your jam to calling you out? Sorry. That's's that's fucked up What was was a lay down a bunt? What was the worst song you picked?

Well yesterday we had a couple guys Obviously get traded or almost so we had to start out with a little slow Slow vibe a little bit okay, and then as we got closer to the airport kind of pick it up Okay, and then right before we got on the plane. It was let's go. Okay, and then we had some karaoke. Oh What what can we report back to Andrew? Kittredge like did he did he pick a bad song or did you have a bad karaoke? No, he's got good music Kittredge like did he did he pick a bad song or did he have a bad carryover? No, he's got good music Damn it. So you want to get a hit off of him? His his mount walk-up is

Joan Jett, right? Yeah quote quote read it over TJ quote you from the Yak account and say Report Gunnar Henderson is no longer gonna share his aux cord with Wow The Spotify jam Over over the Spotify jam over over over oh man all right you guys like the cream I need to get all right yeah go go get some cream I had an elite I'm gonna be a bully for you gotta yeah I'm gonna lead wait you do that yourself yeah that also makes me feel a little better I'm the first place yeah I'm okay I also just don't be last on the entire board. Yeah What round did you draft him?

Your dawn went down right? Yeah, you're done went down. Well. He's been down. I drafted him, but he was already hurt. Yeah Yeah, Gunnar didn't even get picked. I know I fucked that up. Yeah, he's due to how many home runs you got 12. Oh, so it was actually a good no pick. Yeah, not great. Not great Yeah, two months left. Oh, oh Hey Jay, hi Jay, hi Jay How's Tampa I'm in route right now. Okay cool. You should go to Bavaro's for dinner. Bavaro's? Italian. Alright just get him off. That man's about to have your house All right, well yeah, we'll see you boys. Yeah, thank you. Thank you

All right, we got I got one more ad I gotta do I'll spin the wheel You got to be ready for them when they come back for the white socks Yeah, I like to really prepare but that then Introversion was contagious. Titus, get up there. Get up there. All three of them. Andy's fiance. Yeah. Yup. Yup. Bring them in. You gotta fiance it. Pick her up. up. Yeah, he's just doing it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, forgot one. She wasn't on the show. Yeah, you're right. Get Ebo. Get Ebo. Envelop Evo. Ebo. Pick Ebo up. Make him invisible. Put him in your back pocket. Barstool Golf Time Supreme, the golf season. Are you looking for an easier way to get on the course?

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Bro thinks he's on the team. He's going to try and get in the car. Bro thinks he's on the team. Big time. Has he shown him in his swing? Had to have had to have yeah check this out real quick I always chillin hands in his pockets leaning back a little bit Yeah, you know Maggie Jerry's wearing my shirt. What do you mean? I sold him that shirt Oh sold him a shirt. Yeah, I was wearing it the other day and he was like how much you want for that shirt

How much did he give you yeah hundred bucks oh wow May you get in a picture Love it Alright, let's spin the wheel everyone here again tomorrow. Yeah, I'm out. Okay. Yes This is that mean Lucas that fucking loser sir. I ratioed the fuck out of him. You got him Oh, I'll respond it to you. Yeah, I saw her so responded, but yeah, I ratioed the fuck out of him you got him Yeah, I saw her so responded, but yeah, I ratioed the fuck out of Lucas good ten to one I don't know what the final tally was but yeah hate when people say football's back You're gonna turn this game off after 30 seconds football is not back

Yes, Lucas we know you're miserable Yes Lucas, we know you're a miserable prick. God is S. God is S. God is S. Wow. What the fuck? Do people ride for the Hall of Fame game like that? No, it's just the idea that you get to see the colors, you get to see the helmets.

I know it's not a real football game, but it's on your TV. I told Lucas, I was like, hey, I was was like because Lucas got a little nice bump in his salary I told ya where do you think that came from yeah? It came from football football football is the bills in this in this building right so People are saying he's an aunt. He's a Anti-football send him to a preseason game with Cody We should be gonna bills. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I can't wait to tell you guys

why I have to fire Cody for a weekend he's gonna be just you even mentioning that he's going to be freaking out about it well what I was joking right I'm going to hire him back but like what if I'm telling you he's currently having a panic attack I can't have him have a key card for that day Okay But he was just messing right? Dude I don't know Oh fuck

I think I see where you're going with this I think I see where you're going with this I know Will there be somebody in this office? You have to fire him You know? You guys will know When I tell you, you'll be like yes you have to

I'm connecting some dots here and he's gotta be fired Oh it's- He's gotta fire him Is there gonna be somebody in here. Yeah, is it who and are you you're you're gonna have the sniffles yeah? Okay talking cocaine, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, let's spin the wheel It's be awkward for if we got wet. Got wet yesterday. Wait, you did? TJ.

TJ got wet. Oh! It wasn't you, Titus? No, it was a miracle. I don't know how. I don't know how. Oh, we're good. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow.

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