The Yak - Big Cat Makes it on Cheah's Mount Rushmore of Life | The Yak 9-18-24

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, PJ, pull that up. Yack, it's the Yacht. Roeback.com, RhoBACK.com, promo-co. Yack, yack, yack, yack, yack, ya-sk, polo, sootis, joggers, shorts, roback. tock. Are you talking about new shoes? It was under 20 wares.

How fresh was the shit? So you stepped in shit and you're so rich you threw out the shoe? No, no, no, I, it's not a wealth thing for me at all. It was a disgust thing. There was a It's not a wealth thing for me at all. It was a disgust there. There were blaze that have a toas. I have a really those. I have't think you have a hose. You got hose. I don't have a hose. I don't have a. No, you have a hose. I'm I have no hose and I don't even have a stationary tub. I guarantee you have a host. You think I have a hose? I've dropped. I haven't been inside your home. that's the side areas got a host.

That's a host. . I don't think I have a stationary tub. You have a playground with a splash pad near you? I toss the shoes. Just stomp around. You did, so you're rich enough to throw it. No, I'm not, it's not a rich thing. Look how old my shoes are. You can scrape that shit off, good as new. Bla- Blazors are also, they're not. like woven like it got even like like like Brandon do those have like netting no these these are if you got I think if you stepped in shit you'd

toss them what are those shoes Brennan oh these these are my new workout shoes yeah but what are they oh I guess they're Nike and they cross fit? Very smooth on the bottom. I might be wearing some crossfit shoes. You are wearing crossfit shoes. That says METCON on it. That's a crossfit word. Really? What does it say over you? Brennan's wearing cross. Don't take my shoe up.

Or read it. You've been sassy all day. And you've been engineered to that whole sentence. Yeah. You didn't know that? I didn't look at it. I just bought workout shoes. I said I Google Nike workout shoes. That's doesn't say cross fit. Oh, I miss read that. Engineer to the exact specifications of championship athletes. Are those crossfit shoes? T.J? What does that say Zumba? No, they're standard workout shoes. The MET con? the MET thin is a crossfit work. That con means so many things. There's a lot of met words, a lot of con words. Yeah, it can mean metropolis. Connecticut.

Metropolis, Connecticut. They're talking about Hartford. Metabolic conditioning. I'm doing metal about. That's literally not what you're doing. You're walking. Kyle, I gained three pounds this week, but I feel smaller. Is that weird?

Because you're lifting. Because you're lifting. I don't know if it's because you're lifting. I don't know if it's because you're lifting. I don't know if it's because you're lifting sandwiches to your mouth. You're probably right. No, you're lifting sandwiches to your mouth. Oh my gosh.

Spaces just fresh. Yes. Uh, Kyle, guess what I worked out? I lifted at 6 a.m. today. I'm glad that I'm the guy that people go to, to tell. I've been trying this new thing where I set a mental alarm clock and if I wake up I go work out and I've only actually my mental alarm clock's only gone off twice in the last month but today it did. So you just wake up like I'm gonna go work out. Yeah I set

my mental alarm for 6. Yeah I set my mental alarm for 6. Yeahthat? My mental alarm? Yeah. I say get up at six. I have a mental alarm. Do you have an alarm? Yeah, it works. I tell myself to wake up 20 minutes before my actual alarm. If I got to wake up at like 4 a.m. for a flight, I will always beat the alarm. Yeah, always.

I'll just be a mess. Yeah, I'll only, I've only pulled it off once. Twice in the last month. It could be like a seasonal thing. Well, sometimes I set the mental alarm and then I hit the snooze on the mental alarm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, which is subconsciously? Uh, no, you. Are we gonna have, are we gonna have some Titus Chey beef today? I don't know, I'm finding a lot of wars right now. Okay, but the Titus Chez thing is the most important one to me because of Woad's retired. Yeah. Chey put out a tweet that made it seem like Woad has been one of the most important people in his life. That makes sense. I think that's true. That's probably accurate.

Retiring from your job as the NBA's premier newsbreaker to running your alma mater's basketball program, Woad is on top right now. What a run, thank you for everything. That's what Che said or what is it? Thank you for everything? Yeah, I mean that guy's been great for... What do you? That was 17 years? 18? Yeah.

So what do you think about the thing? As long as you weren't one of the people of ESPN that he had fired or one of the people at ESPN that he, that broke news but didn't loop him in. He demanded that they get, that he gets looped into their scoops. So he that he that he that he that he gets that he credit for it. But otherwise, it was a great. How do you feel about it in the college basketball world now? I think it's great. He's on record to say nobody would ever leave the NBA

to join a college program, the college basketball fucking joke. And to see a guy like that go back on his word is a huge win for us. Well, he's always been a Bonnie's first guy. Woo! No, you can't woo. Yeah, we're wooing. No, we're willing. No, we're willing. Oh, he might spend the water for him though.

Thank you for everything. Thank you for everything. thanks for the scoops or like you're like, thanks for the you for everything. So everything, everything, everything, everything. Like your children, your, yeah. Yeah, thank you for everything is someone who like had a really, really important impact on your life. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for everything. How has he changed your life?

That's something you do when you like call your, you like, you don't hug your dad for like two decades and you're like dad I've been thinking about it like I just want to say we don't talk a lot but thank you for everything everything that's that's what you do not the guy who just you know did the transactions for the NBA 10 seconds before the teams did thank you for everything does everything everything including that Jabari Smith was going to go number one overall to the magic? Who? There was a, what was the term? There was a something changed material change? Shifted the wins five seconds before the pick was announced. Yeah, how many? Oh shit. He's probably saved you cumulative like minutes. Because if he didn't break it. If not, well, at least seconds. Well, I will say

this. How long would it take for the next person to break? He is one of, as a sports guy, especially NFL and BIA guy, he's one of the most important follows on Twitter. I got very into Twitter in the early 2010s. artist? Woge gave you your life? No, I mean he's one of the, he's an influential figure in my life, yeah. Out of your life, out of your life. What? And also, influential. What?

What? I don't have a Woge shrine, but I think he's a great dude. And I was very into him and Shafty and all the newsbreakers and stuff like that, and they made Twitter a more important part of my life and that eventually led me here. So I don't, I don't know what's wrong with that. You said influential. Does that make you want to be a scoop guy? No, not really.

I don't think I'm necessarily built for that. Would it be cool to break news once and a while? Who's on the Mount Rushmore most influential people in your life? Good question. Mmm. You really want the answer? I asked the question. You had to answer that with a question. Yes, I do want the answer. I asked the question. Probably.

Buckele up, the wogge, greeny, and probably you. I was gonna say if I'm not on there and I owe and shifty and woeg, just greenier on there. That'd be crazy. But I don't think I should be on there. What greeny do? I mean, you're probably the, who's the top? Number one. Am I ahead of Woge, greeny and shafty. The top th guy who's like the most featured, right, or no? George Washington is first. You read left to right. You're George Washington. But Che would. You're the father of his country. I have horse teeth.

Yeah. Well, they are actually slave teeth, weren't that? Oh, they were. They were not to take out. That was. . . . the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. the. done for your life? I mean, I was, he got me kind of into this whole path.

You just, these are people you like watching. You just ask me how you say that like, it was personal. Like, you had a personal relationship with him. Like, you're an intern under Greenie for like six eventually led me to Big Cat. I like watching Steve Corral is Michael Scott. I don't think he's got a profound influence on my life. I mean if you worked in TV maybe. I'll be goddame. Wow. Man. That's actually, it's actually a fair point when you think of like a comedian saying oh this person influenced me but they had never met. Fuck. If I never liked Greeny that much and watch Mike and Mike I might not be here now. Here's the thing, his influence what he's saying is right it's just incredibly lame.

Yeah, all right. I believe him. Yeah, I believe him. Yeah, he's not wrong in his influence. Like those people definitely influence him. It's just it's got to be the lamest Mount Rushmore. I'm on it of all time. It's the worst Mount Rushmore. Yeah, I'm part of the worst. Yeah, you're associated with that. Yep. It's, it's the, it's all the same field. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. I never said I was a very diverse individual.

Aside from genetically. I guess presidents are be the same field. Yeah, you probably have, yeah, like Simmons was an influence. Yeah, he's the number of one on my Mount Ruffmore for her. You are kind of the, you're the modern, Mike Greenberg I would say. Yeah, I always like to be compared to Mike Greenberg. When I think of love, love that. Yeah, mine's just Simmons four times. How many Mount Rushmore's you think you're on Big that? Not many.

I would see very few. Shit, you might be on mine. No. You are. Fuck, I want off. You are. God damn. What's the other parameters of your Mount Wresmore? Godda.

Um, Kate, you're on my Mount Worsham. No, thanks. Fuck. Brandon, who's yours, wrestlers? Brennan, you're my crazy horse. Yeah, not done yet. You're the monument over there that's unfinished. Question, do we have to take faces off our Mount Rushmore if they were convicted of crimes? No, you don't have to do anything. Bill Cosby can definitely be on it. You're just throwing words into my mouth. Okay. So you're my Johnny Carson, Bobby

Heenan. Cosby? Vince? So Johnny Cars. And it's worse than no, it was this Cosby. It's not Vince. And then Boisteman. No, you can't. I'll allow it. One of them. No, I don't. That's one person, right? It's my rock. I'm the one carving the rock. Who's on yours, Nick? You for? Okay. She's the first lady of the moment. Yeah, yeah. Take it. It's on the other side. Yeah. Yeah. Um, oh, by the way, I have something for everyone. Is it food? Because my lunch didn't deliver. Yeah, what's going with your lunch? I thought the delivery guy was calling you during... He was, but I figured, I just figure it out.

And he didn't figure it out. I guess he just left it. I don't know where they leave it when, Brandon? I tried, I watched a trailer. I didn't have the visceral reaction everybody else had, but it, you know, woman boss, woman, woman, it's a woman, Dwight. It's a woman, twice. the woman, woman, Dwight. It's a woman. I don't know. I guess if you're a woman and you like Dwight, they loved the trailer or what? I haven't seen anybody love it, but everybody's just, everybody's acting like, oh my god, they can't rip off our office when we ripped off our, yeah. Yeah. The US pilot was the exact same, shot for shot as the UK pilot, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it is a woman boss and I think that's the sticking point. So it's fiction. So that office isn't going to stay open long. Oh no, I think the funny... It's sci-fi. I think the funniest episode will be when she cancels a podcast that's doing well. Ah!

Ah! I'll be laughing and laughing. Yeah, a lot of people were. A lot of people were. I hope everybody. Laughing and laughing. Wasn't escaped from reality that way. Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys get invited. Stu Finer's going to dinner with Hulk Hogan too. Yeah. I got invited. What a sentence. Yeah. I got invited but too many people are going so I bailed out pretty crazy. Yeah, I also am Today's the day that I'm allowing Stu Finer to enter my home. Whoa

I'm a little nervous about he's getting big cat house and Hulk Hogan dinner in the same day Yeah, and my kids and I'd made a very big mistake this morning. I told my kids that my friends coming over and they're like which friend I was like it's the friend that when everything's giving he puts the pies in his face and they're like oh so now they're expecting pie. Yeah yeah you he's he will yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the Sandy Kofax ball oh fuck I've got definitely lost out of some yeah no I think I lost that's. That's probably still in the New York studio. No, because remember I gifted it back to him, I think, on advisors last year as a joke and he thought it was serious. So it's somewhere around.

Yeah, it's somewhere around here. But yeah, I'm nervous about stew. Just stew. Well said. Yeah. I think it'd be good. I don't think, if I'm sitting next to Hogan at dinner, there's not a second of comfort for me. No, definitely not.

I wonder what their energy's gonna be like together. Well, it's weird too, because you'd be sitting next to a guy like you've allegedly seen his cock. Yeah, it's tough to see an online cock owner in person. Yeah, and Enwords. I can do one or the other. Well, think, if I ever see Mincy's cock, it's over for him. It's over. It's over the other.

Yeah, it's you have one or the other. And I'll invite you back into my life. But yeah. Yeah. The only Nward and cock guy. Uh, far of hast. Far of hast. Far of hast. Yeah. Hmm. Do Kramer shows cock? No. No.

No. No. Morgan Wallen ever show cock. No. That's exactly. Maybe like accidentally. I can see. There's very few.

There's very few. Riley Cooper. Cog. Yeah, that's great. You got to start withock and then go in. Okay, so. When was Hogan's cock come before? World of T-shirts.

Oh, yeah. Yes. That's tough. Uh-huh. It's Hogan and t-shirts. Hogan would hate t-shirts. Oh no. Nip them in half. He won.

T-shirts hates t-shirts. He only does one. Yeah. Is he doing okay? No, not the opposite. That one got dark fast. We're nearing the series finale. People always say that.

No, he kicked a woman last night. Oh, he kicked a woman. His stream clips have been good. He's been recording music and freaking out. He kicked a woman? Last night. Oh, he's been kicking women. What is he on his Kareem Hunt shit? He is like beat a lady up from one of his tours. Yeah. What the fuck?

The whole thing is now, if you see them, they yell put's tough. It's dark. It's dark. I don't want to yeah promote that I used to be Obsessed as watch it. I know I still am in a way. I still talk about it more of a curiosity But it's your guilty play it's good television yeah nothing I can do no you like what you like you got to watch what you watch Tjj I sent you the surprise for everyone it's really for oh oh this Moodang yeah now in stores yeah I fucking love this hippo. I was thinking about it last night.

You tweeted him this morning. How do you, how do you follow the content of this? What do I subscribe? What do I subscribe to? What do I just subscribe to? What do I just? Just search? What account? Is there an it too, like I'll be totally honest, Moudang has completely replaced the Rizzler for me. Fair. So it's like one in one out. They do the same shit. Yeah. They do the exact same shit.

They look similar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Moodang is next up. What's his career trajectory? She. Oh it's she. Yeah. I think she... Look at that. That's good. That's good. She kind of knows you can tell like what the deal is. Yeah. Thinking about Moutang. Yeah. Last night I was just laying in bed thinking about Moodang. Yeah. Yeah. I was just laying in bed thinking about Moodang. Yeah. Yeah. I't like being late to this shit. We got to get her to Nashville. No, you don't happen. How do you how do you get I want to get the updates? I don't want to get right? How did that person get that video?

God, why are we getting her to Nashville? I think she should just roll up the Nashville. Oh. Oh, poor. Did you, you never saw it. Yeah, maybe we didn't see it, that's true. No, we didn't see it. No, we didn't see it. We saw what it was achieving. You can also, you flip how you do it. You can, you can hear cock as well. Yeah, you can see or hear cock. Yeah, you never actually, you knew it, you know where it was, but yeah, it's like Arthur

Blank's neck. You knew it was his cock audience behind there. How's he fucking without a cop? This is insane. Yeah, I guess that was an obvious one. But yeah, we gotta find the mood. Maybe we need to start. Can someone be our Moodang update person?

That feels like a job for like Jeefer or someone? Yeah, just a brief every morning. Yeah, like here's what mood, oh, drank water again. Yeah, because like the whole internet's talking about mood dang rolling over. I've already missed it. How did they all see that? I will only see it when everyone's talking about what I want to be first.

I want to be first. Tip of the sphere. Yeah. We can talk Moudang with everybody after our daily look at Doug. toooo. We get a group together and just look at Doug. . Yeah, you don't get into this? You want to look at Doug every day with us? Add me. Add me.

Okay. What is he doing right now? Oh, it's probably just being Doug somewhere. Let's take a peek. Let's see, is he in the back? There's Stephanie there. Stephanie, where's Doug? I took a picture of him this morning if you Doug just to walk through here. I'd like to look at him.

He's good to look at? It's just, it's like, it's observing just a guy. I want to, I've always wanted to go to a human zoo. Because White Sox, Dave Mincy, of course, makes sense. But Doug would be a great one of just like a baseline, you know? Yeah, I sent a picture of Doug and though. I want Doug hunting. I have a, yeah, it's always fun to do. Doug is like when you go to the zoo and they have like, like, a deer. Deer. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, I saw the lion, I saw the zebra, and there's a deer? Yeah, OK. I saw four on the way here. Like, I would sprint to go, to see the min see the min see the min see the min see the min see the min see the min see the min see the min see to go see the min see the min see to go see to go see the min min min mince to go see the mince the mince the mince to go see the mince to go see to go see to go see the mince to go see to go see to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go see the to go see the the the the the the the the the the the toss some stuff to Doug. Yeah, right. I could see you in my backyard. Yeah, like, oh, there it is. Toss him some checks mixed. Yeah.

You saw him out in the wild at Walgreen. Well, it blew my mind. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Does Doug. Yeah. He's just dug. Yeah. Let me see another one. How many people do we have at the at the watch yesterday? I think he's hungry. Yeah. It's crazy he's not scared of us. He must be used to be around people.

But they are more afraid, he is more afraid of us. Yes, yeah, that's the thing. Even though, yeah. Kind of, oh, yeah. Kind of. Yeah, no, Doug. It's great. Yeah, I'm in.

the. You guys have a group chat? It's me and Brandon group chat. Yeah, please add me. Sure, we could do Doug. Doug chat. Anybody else wants in? I mean you have to, if you're the first one to see him that day, you have to take a picture. Can I... But you have to, so the whole thing is I'll text. I'll be like, yeah. Yeah. Look at him stanced. I love you.

You don't ask you to look at it. You don't ask him. You're looking at the time. Oh man. He is. He is he's he's a replacement level guy. He's so awesome. You know. He's so awesome. You know? He's, he's, he's, he's zero war.

Not negative, not possible. Just throw him in there. If you just need a guy. Yeah. He's, he's domesticated, you know. Yeah. It's like, oh shit, we got, you know. So Brandon will send me a picture and he, like, Brandon will always preface it, like you're not going to believe this. And he sends a picture of Doug and I was just going no fucking way. Yeah. Everything about him is just normal. Yeah. Yes. And just this, yeah. And that stands out so much here. It's true. It does. I love Doug. Like this is his job and then he goes home. We might have to make Doug shirts. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Doug supremacy. Can we do Morpheus holding up the two pills, but one's Doug and one's Moodang? The hardest to explain shirt. By the way, we got, I should mention we have Stelbue Gold mug going right now, and the winner this time gets to come to the gambling cave for a Sunday.

Ooh. And then I think there's eight other winners of $500 a game time. So go buy sell blue coffee.com. Hell you. I was sipping the crumble cookie. It's a crumble cake. Apple crumble, yeah. Had two cups this morning. What did I have?

It wasn't the apple. It was a pie, yes. I want to try the pumpkin pie. It's awesome. Fall weather's about to be here. Did you guys see? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're getting it. We're getting it.

the Monday. Next Monday. I love. We're starting to dip 60, 58 in the morning, we're getting it. Brandon, you like pumpkin pie? Give me 50. So I was out at the bar the other night. Oh, yeah, I was out of the bar and this lady came up to me and she said, Brandon, I said, yeah, that's my name. And she said, do you like, she said, she said, does pussy me a question like that? Bitch, I never had no pumpkin pie.

Kick it! That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good, dude. I love that. Oh, this is good. I love what's happening. I'm so excited for that.

I'm taking Bernie Max's entire act. Oh, nice. He's not doing anything with it. So I'm just trying to pumpkin pie pussy doing a while and I'm seeing how it works. It's a third time today. You've hit that. There should be comedian tribute bands. Yes, I actually, I think Tim Dylan said that he, I was listening his podcast once,

and he said he was like when he was first starting on Long Island, he was actually at an open micro the mic.. the mic. the mic. the mic and there were two Rodney Dangerfield impersonators and they got in a fight. Which is awesome. Just like one of them showed up was like, what the fuck are you doing here? We should just, we should just do Kings of Comedy and all. Yeah, it's a tribute. Yeah, it's a t dead comedian yeah yeah it's like a retweet in life whoa it's like here's something funny someone said you should see it that's actually got to be a thing something like a Rodney Dangerfield and for like a Frank Sinatra

impersonator I bet you there's motherfuckers. Who is he talked to the fuckers. Who is he talking to that one? I'm scared to you motherfuckers? Who was he talking to the deaf jam audience, they were just they were eating everybody up and everybody was having a bad night He gets a mic and just comes down says I'm scared to you motherfuckers Oh dude, you could do the milk and cookies one. Do the milk and cookies. Come on man. Do the voice. Do the voice. Do it. Where the cookies and shit? Him downstairs.

There we go. Who the fuck is him? Okay, sorry. I like this. No, this is great. Him downstairs. Him downstairs. I like when you say it. Yes. Keep going Brins. More. I want more. I got these kids in my house. Two.

Four. But what would your tribute? What would your tribute band name be like since. A Brandon Mac? What about since you're white, you could be son Bernie Mac. You said, wear the cookies and shit. Ooh, you got sass. That is, you're really good. That might be zesty, Mac. And it's like, you're funny. That's making you funny. Yeah, I know, just stealing Bernie Macs.

He's not using that, so we're good. What's shirt are you wearing you you you you you you you you you you thing thing thing thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, th. ththat, so we're good. What shirt are you wearing Jay, Bernard? I'm wearing my Palomar Community College football shirt, Jucco Tuff. Love that. P Tuff. Love that. Uh, Che, what's this box here? Oh, we got some caramel from some friends.

That's going to be a tough listen. Okay, so are you going to do a tough listen. Okay, so are you gonna do a review? Are they just caramel apples? I don't know. I gotta go look. Zah has to guess which one of us is chewing the apple. He has to tell the type of apple beneath the caramel. Yes, yes. Blutman had a good idea though.

Last night Jerry did Giegues are good. We should do an episode where it's the world championship of Barstall Sports and it's just Chee versus Jerry. Yeah. Yeah. Commentate it, Kyle. Yeah. You know we'll commentate it and those go mono-e-mono. Mmm. She's got to be better than Jerry, right? I don't know. Jerry got pretty good. Jerry got pretty good. They're very similar. I think Che is very good. I don't know about very good. For like a non-regular player. I don't think there's caramel apples. I think they're more mouth toys than I don't like them. I think they're lovely. Really? Yeah. Cut them or do you bite them? Cut you got gotta cut. I think it's kind of an oral nightmare. Yes.

Getting that first bite in. It's very scary. A kid with a caramel apple, it's a nightmare. Oh yeah. Kid with wet, be cotton candy makes me want to kill myself. Yeah, it's tough. When cotton candy gets his beads on them all, yeah. game. Oh, okay, so let's go. Live to review. Yeah, live review.

Oh, oh, rainbows, jimmies. Which we're allowed to say, right? Yes, we are. We dug deep on that. Yeah. Yeah. Of course we want to do a review. What are you crazy? Oh, let me do the Manscape dad first.

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All right. Do the whole review. Yeah, right? All right. We've got plain wax. I like this unbranded. I mean, obviously, these are happy apples. I believe they're in Indiana.

Okay. Check these out. So this is their, I would guess this is their plain caramel. It's sticky. So I'm not going to ding them for this because it's just came in the mail. I just got it from the front. I would have like these to be a little bit more salad, have them in the fridge. We'll stick if this is a caramel way. Kind of a moon shape here but that's kind of my fault. Okay. All right. I would like if I'm being honest I'd like these a little bit more hefty. Yeah. How many describe the length and width? Yeah. This is like how I would imagine a giant peanut emin. Like if you find two stuck together in a bag. Yeah. Yeah. That's probably about this size. I'd like this to be a little bit bigger.

A giant crumb. No, no, not a crumb. The size of a super giant crumb. Super giant crumb. Yeah. Like if they try to make the world's biggest Dorito and then a crumb. Yeah. That's good. Why didn't he say yeah? He dismissed me quickly. I think it's for the size of a tiny loaf of bread.

Come on. Like a tiny loaf of bread? A tiny loaf of bread. Yeah, the size wise. Yeah, like a tiny, a teeny tiny loaf. Yeah, a mouse. A mouse loaf of a mouse. A mouse.

A piece of has this. He has that and then the big guy, he's got a full loaf? Yeah, yeah. That's kind of cute. All right, all right. Yeah, it looks plain I don't know if it's salted or anything. I'll review. Get into the mic. Get in the mic.

Oh, absolutely. Get in the mic. Smacks. Oh, yeah, yeah People this is a plane Oh Yeah, whoever said last time it That's a review. There you go. Yeah. That's that one. Okay.

They're from Union Missouri, by the way. The Missouri Valley. And just to compare it to the other one, so if people watching couldn't choose, this was really good. What was your first one? First one ever? Yeah and the other one was not great. Okay, perfect. Yep. So if, should I go, do I want tasy or do I want really good? It's kind of up to you. Okay.

Yeah, depending on what type of mood you're in. Okay. This one is in blue. Sorry to imagine it's some type of flavor. Oh, it a caramel purist is doesn't look crazy appetizing. Color-wise, this could be a cherry. That looks like what your dude wipe that I had to draw. Look, is it molasses? I think it's chocolate. You want to give a sniff? Chocolate caramel? Smells like chocolate. Yeah, okay, interesting.

Size. Well, let, interesting. Size? Well, let me peel it off and see what we're working with. This is, I mean, this is a now and later, this is an exact replica of a now and later size. Exact replica of a now and later. If you do the dimensions of a now later, it is this. What about a, what about like a world big now. Half of a really big now. Yeah, like a super big one.

I mean this, if you can zoom in on that, it's pretty hot. But, um... Pardon? That would, you know, what? What? What? What? What?

What is part of that is hot. Mmm. Oh, man, that's squishy. This is wet. These are not as dense. It's chocolate. Ah! Maybe some salt too. Okay. Interesting. Oh, that's the review. That's a review.

Wow. Interesting. Okay. Interesting. Okay. Last one, thank God. Clear. This one looks like the plain.

Or maybe the other one was salted. I didn't really taste too much salt on it clear wrapper okay this one is probably the smallest of the bunch drop pretty similar I wish I put these in the fridge before I didn't know they got they had gotten here that's on me it's not on happy apples I I mean this looks like a very small pair of lips like almost for a California raisin. Thank you. What? Like for a California raisin, you know those.

They're the size of raisins. Well, not the actual California raisins? Oh, you're now saying a pair of lips for the cartoon California raisins. Correct. That's the size. How do you know what size the California raisins? Tjjay pull up the California raisins the the the the the the th raison raison raison raison raison raison raison raison ra tha tha.. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. What tha. What tha, tha, what tha, thi. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's thi? What's thi? What's thi? What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What what size the California raisins? TJ pulled up the California raisins. You did a pair of lips for a cartoon that's like 40 years old. I mean they have pretty famous lips no. I don't think so. I'd no I would definitely not say so. Why would their lips? Why would their lips be famous? I don't even know they have lips. They're very smiley. Do they have lips?

You picked a lipless thing. Yeah, those things. Those are pretty famous lips. Those are the lips you think of when you think of famous lips? For this size, I mean, it's true. But why, what makes you think the California raisin is there's no point of reference their lips no no no no the California raisins are raisins Right yeah but I guess depends on the size of your TV if you have a 30-ish TV all right so the California raisins on what size tele what size TV? Man So Thorley, how big is that piece of caramel? I'll see you Titus. Hi.

This is exactly, I gotta get so this, this is like melting all my. Brandon, Brandon, Brennan. Most famous cartoon lips you can think of. Uh, Jessica Rabbit. Okay. Close. California raisins. Bang! What?

Yeah, you nailed it. All right. California raisins. A little sweet. What's he doing? He's doing caramel reviews. Okay. And it's been pretty fucking great.

Classic. This one is a timeless. So that's your ranking. Time is, timeless classic is the ranking? Yep. Pretty good, timeless and interesting. Timeless is going to be hard to beat. Timeless is pretty good.

I guess official. Official official review is timeless. Diamonds are the only thing that are timeless. How are you going to beat classic? Cockroaches. Is very good better than classic? It's up to you? No, it's to you. He just gives us the rating. How you decipher. I like that. It's like the ending of inception. Yeah. How do you bring the California raisins up? He said the caramel was the size of the California raisins lips. Which is dependent on how big your television is. Correct. Entirely. This is true.

Because they are raisins. So they're about this big and the lips are probably like that big. Yeah. They did have big. Yeah. They did have big. Yeah. The other one, the first one was the size of, they tried to make a world record Dorito. Thank you. And a little piece fell off. That was a crumb of a world record Dorito.

Okay. Yep. That was how he described the wall. It was the size of a noun later. No, that was the middle one. Oh, I thought we were talking about that one. The first one. You need to put together a database. Yeah, we need like a stank overview. Yeah, for just caramels. So they still make now laters? They still make now laters?'ll rip your fillings out like what else. What are the purple ones that are look like pills? Mike and Ike's? Good and plenty? Yeah. Those those. Those are gross. Hate those. Hate hot tomalies. Yep. Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck. Oh no. They're black. Fruity is very good but got discontinued. Good and fruity? Yeah. I still love sprees on a road trip. Nobody loves skates. So I called the Wonka Factory once because I wanted to know. I think it's the plural of spree-spree. I hate to be that guy.

Yeah, I think you're right. I just got spree sprained. Yeah. Why th you to it's embarrassing. I tried to get a free E.O. I tried to get Cliff D. Martino in here today. He's on the road. Yeah. He won the 50-50 again.

Oh, no way. Yes, he won the 50-50. Jesus. Not a lot of people there that day. It was the A's. But he fucking won it again. Jesus, how much money is that? Seven grand. He won the 50-50 twice in a month. How's that possible? I just... Good for him. Yeah. Yeah. Good for him. Yeah. I told him I was like, I'm not mad at you, but I...

I kind of hate you, but... But... Conguats. Wow we've never never never do a winner in the same year? Holy shit! You know the drill. You know the drill? Brandon, what was last time like a good thing like that happened to you? Huh? 1989. What was it? What was it? I won the West Point Central School, we had a raffle and I won a Polaroid camera. Nice. Has Mississippi State ever played in a SEC championship game? Yes, 1998. That was pretty good. That was awesome, yeah. And we were up 14 to 10 in the fourth quarter with eight minutes to go, and then the refs got involved yeah Phantom holding call. Pied Manning? Nope T-Mart.

Oh T-Mart. Peerless Price. Yeah. They won the national title. You were up 1410. We were up 1410. We were up 1410. And then Kevin Prentiss had a 79-yard, immediately scored they scored seconds and then we turned the ball over and they scored again.

It's 2414 final but we got there. Yep we got there. Fuck. I said bitch I never had no pumpkin pie. There he is. I love it. Brandon Mack. I'll start wearingthe suits. Oh, just way oversized. Yeah. Can you please? I guess I can try. Okay. That's all I asked. Friday's. Bernie Mac Fridays? Yeah. I think I'm committing to the character of full time though, so. Oh, so every day? Yeah. Trying to think of who I would, if I had to cover a comedian. I want you to be Ralphie May. I'm thinking of who, uh...

Jane Cook. Yeah, he's alive. Oh, he is alive. I think it has, no, because they're not using the jokes. Okay, okay. All right, so somebody's. Sam Kiddles! I'm gonna go ahead. Yeah, that would be good. Yeah, that would be good. I killed that I think.

He nailed it. He did. Gallagher. Oh. He's dead. Yeah, he's dead. He's dead. Dude, we do one of those, yeah, you guys do one of those shows at the Lab Factory and come out and just smash a fucking watermelon

Yeah, just at the tone. Oh my god, the place would erupt. They smashed Gallagher's body at his funeral. That's right. Like a watermelon, people in the front two rows were covering up. Say that is Bernie Mac. Well, I don't know if they were friends. Just do it. I know, I have to copy something you said before. Is it smashing a watermelon as enjoyable as eating pussy? Don't make no more fucking sense. Brandon, what was the poll you put up last night? Um, I saw it on 12. Don't make no moll fucking sense. Brandon, what was the poll you put up last night? I saw it on Twitter. Somebody put up a picture of, and I didn't know this. I didn't know that we in the South had our own name for this particular thing.

It is a small dirt mound where ants live. That. What do you call that? What do you call that thing? you live and grew up? What do you call that thing? I wasn't really referring to that. Ant Hill. Yeah, I don't think. Ant Hill. Ant Hill would work. Ant Hill.

Um, we call it. We called an ant bed. It's an ant ted. It's not a bed. It's an ant bed. It's an Ant-Bet this is a tough one for you yeah it got pretty pretty dominated but how often were you saying Ant beds every time I see an Ant bed I guess I just never really would point and the old people don't even say Ants they say ain't. They say fire ain't. Yeah. That's an ant ped. Fire ain't.

Okay. Well, it's a regional dialect thing. It is. And I asked West Virginia. You said Anhill. And Hill. Philadelphia, Anhill. And Hill is ubiquitous for everybody else. Yeah. Yeah. But again, I don't remember ever. I don't want in referring to. Is it actually the south or is it just like your neighborhood. Mississippi and Alabama. Mine should be Mississippi. I don't like his block. Yeah, his block was. It's an ant bad.

Yeah, it doesn't look like a bed. It doesn't. You can take those quizzes online or it guesses like where you were born. A flower bed isthan on an ant hill. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's closed. Yeah. And there's not ants. But a flower bed is not a bed. It is a bed of, of, what? It's a bed of flowers.

It's a bed of ants. Like an the bed of ants. You don't want to get in there an ant bed, fire ants. Well, in the south. Don't they sleep underground? Yeah, they're bed under it? Oh, they're in those hills. And they're in the beds. There are those pits. I thought they did the whole tunnels and shit. You're thinking of like termites and there are ants. Are we friends with ants? We're friends with bees. I then he breaks it off and it's incredible. Yeah, I'd love to get one of those for the office. Killing all these? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, they're very dead. They're tot all the mouten metal on them. Yeah, that's their one right there. Oh no. Oh, that's not. Oh, it's a red ant.

Did you see the one he did in Africa that goes down like 50 feet and spreads out? Like, they spent like a month excavating it after they poured. It's crazy. Fucked up all those in. Oh, damn. Does he like sell this as a art? Yeah, is this just just just just just just just just just some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some to some to to to to to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a the to as art? Yeah, is this just somebody does as a hobby? Kill ants. There has to be a more tangent better way to get rid of ants. He just found a way to monetize killing ants.

But that's way more ant. That's just a big... Oh, yeah. That's just a big... Now he does this. Now're washing all the dead ants? No, they're probably just like eviscerated, right? Whoa. Wait, I want to see the really big one of your two. That looks delicious. Yeah, that does. Yeah, it looks delicious.

Look how cool that is. Like a yogurt-covered pretzel. Good mushroom. So what is the necessity of like just do that wherever? You don't get the joy of killing. All right. Man pours molten aluminum heated to over 3,000 degrees into an ant hill. Realizing one bit. It's more like an ant bed this one. He quickly adds another, filling the ant hill with the fiery liquid.

To speed up the cooling process, he douses the molten metal with cold water, instantly creating a boiling reaction enveloped in steam. This is not as dramatic as this guy's mouth. So my grandfather used to pour gasoline on them and throw a match on them. Yeah, cool as fuck. Just burn them up. Well, down south you have the red ants, right? The fire ants, yeah.

They're awful intricate structure within they need don't have those up here No we got fire ants we did Yeah they're fire I grew up a fire ants yeah I don't know if there's the two prominent is in the south creation the man nearly stumbles under the weight chill yeah this guy's got a this an AI voice I can't think it out, this guy's got to chill out. Is this an AI voice? I can't even get out of this. The clinging dirt.

What initially appears as a chaotic clump of aluminum gradually reveals its true form through relentless washing. After thorough cleaning, the once ordinary lump of metal transforms into a stunning piece of art. Not really though. Not only is its form unique, but it is also beautiful and elegant, proving to be a masterpiece of craftsmanship. Yeah, that's too much.

That was way too much. Why did it have the record light in the top left of the video? Little pizzazz. Mm-hmm. OK. People like using those filters now. You look like they're like video recorders from like the early 90s.

People are just buying digital cameras and the video recorders now. Really? Yeah. That's kind of cool. Yeah. I always like the ones where you see the videos where the guy gives a disposable camera to someone. Like just take all your pictures this weekend send it back. I did that to intern Jacob and he hasn't brought it back. Really? Yeah. It makes me lust for being young. I was trying to live through them. Yeah. Because it always, there's something about a digital camera or sorry a disposable camera that just makes, it looks like you're having more fun. Yeah, there is, yeah.

I'll find it. Um, the people that work in photo developing obviously see every single photo, right? It's not. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How many arrests do you think have happened because of that? Wasn't there one that one in Indiana?

It was a crazy one. Yeah, the murder was solved. Jordan Berry's hometown, I want to say. What was it? The guy, either he worked or something, it was the guy who killed those two girls on the hill, the like the hype? Yeah. Yeah. They just found the guy. Because he got photos developed? Either he got photos developed or maybe he was the developer of photos. I feel like there's a few cases like that. You think in a small town, like an affair has ever been uncovered by one of those people in the little camera booth? Yeah. Why do I fall? I found out I went to high school with a lesbian because I bought her phone off of her

when you were just swapping cards and there's a picture of her kiss and another girl. Oh! I never to say her man but yeah think making out or yeah yeah that's for you sure she wasn't just just just having a good night out you think she was full lesbian that's good question was a hot or no it was like it was like it was like it was like the left side of the All in field? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The third baseman is, stay away. Yeah. I said, Mitch, I'ma. I'm fucking fine.

Where the cookies and shit. Kick it. Kigg it. Is the third base that you... Behind this? Obviously catchers, number one, but third base you try to avoid too. Would you rather go to third base with third base or first base with first? First with first, that's first.

Okay. Although, there's some third tendencies there. Who is trying to say, does first and you need to toust to toust first first first first first to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the first first first first first first, to to to to to to to to to to to rying to say, does first and you need to touch some breast? No. No, first is just. That's a make out. Second, second, second, second, tit. Third's hand in the pants. Oh, what's oral?

I thought third was mouth. Third mouth? I thought third was hand in pants. No, third is mouth. thi thi. kissing this tongue and second yes second is tiny second using using using hand you're swapping hand you all got to recalculate your slugging percentage really too all right say third was third is second yeah that's what he said I was I was supposed to say I thought third was putting the finger down in the paint and where to suck and go

I think that's getting stuck in a pickle. It might be. Oh second is above the waist. Third is below the waist. Second is touching but then I went I remember I went to wet second and I licked him. That was awesome. I was like 13 14. What second? You were got wet second? Yeah, I licked him. You were looking today. That's crazy. I licked to the parrot cities. Oh, that's crazy. So, so sick. And I was like, it was like that it was like that age where you're just dumb enough where it's like I probably could have done more, but I was like finished licking and I was like, that's all I So you had to like go out and door to door to tell everything. Yeah, it was pretty sick. Where the fuck is this? What is it? Oh, do you guys want to play a game? Yeah. I'm up to play a game. Because I'm doing this right now, uh, trying to find the Instagram account? We should just do everyone. It's kind of like fellow Fridays, but just everyone share a random Instagram account they follow.

Yeah, that's fine. I'm realizing I'm following, like I follow, do you guys follow, um, the, where'd they go? I follow some random ass shit. Do you guys follow? Oh, fuck. Where do you go? Harrison Fugman?

No. No. The Sandbox Boys. Do you guys follow the Sandbox boys? I'll say to you, TJ. They do a podcast and they just play in the sandbox boys. What? What?

I guess you've already said that, I don't have to clarify. It's fucking awesome. How do I go like? Look at the sandbox boys. Ready guys? Look at this? Oh, they're adults. Yeah, they're adults. They're just playing with with remote control. Yeah. They have a studio. Yeah. They're doing a podcast while they're playing in a sandbox. It's awesome. Oh, that's great. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, that's sweet. How awesome are these guys?

Pretty mushy. You keep working on it, you'll buff. Guys, I'm in. This is the epitome of dudes rock. Yeah. Are you making lemon juice? Lemon? All right, I mean, that's, yeah. Oh, I have a crack in the car.

They just talk about what they're doing? Yeah, they just kind of like, here, go to another video. Please. Can't get a job done. Not a great. Here we've got a $90 paperweight. Like we need a 1554. It's a beauty. Looks great on your desk, looks great on the shelf, looks great in the sandbox.

But for 90 bucks, it really can't do anything. It's just slow. It's got no power. You know, they put the back over on there. A toy buckets that we operate. R2 dump two. You can get this guy for about 35 bucks. I love these guys.

He's great for ripping up in the living room. All right, someone else do a random one they do. Like I have guys running from cops. All right. Awesome. It's kind of a, it's kind of a fellow Fridays, but it's like they can, they can have a lot of followers. Okay.

Just putting each other on to this shit. I just sent TJ my neighbor. Oh, that's good. He's the guy that. The one that took the two catfish into the strip club. Oh, yeah. One time I showed he wanted to get some lap dances so he paid him in catfish, two giant, huge catfish that he called. But his entire account is, oh wow, okay, never mind.

His entire account is just him killing animals. Do you guys follow drawings by Trent? No, what's drawings by Trent? Oh, drawings by Trent is incredible. I don't think I follow any good Instagram. So Trent I think he has he's got a pretty high-level autism but he's a really cool story is his pit. He's really good at drawing. I have seen him. Yeah he's huge. And people submit things they want him. Oh I like him. Yeah and he draws him and he's so good. I bought a couple of his shirts. Go down. show him drawing, yeah, watch him draw, he's

fucking awesome at drawing. He looks like Trent, right? Did he do some drawing today? Yeah, Brad. Watch this. Do you want to do that? Yes. This is him drawing.

What was the, what was the prompt? I don't think they showed it. Is that a false? Usually say it. Yeah, it'd be like a dinosaur holding a steak. It's so good. He's really really good. Hmm. Those are addicting to watch. Yeah, he rocks. Yeah, whoa. What's he? That's pretty good. It's got a collared shirt.

What's the mouse going to be doing? Driving a car? Is he? I just guessed wrong. Thought he was milking a cow, but that's his hand. Evil Canevil? What's he doing? Long arms.

Like Tony Doke. Oh, it's a lab, lab rat. Oh, it's funny. Ha! Do another one. He's so good at these. You gotta find the ones where he's like sitting at the table. Because that's when he's doing the drawings. Yeah.

All over the world? Yes. Yeah. Okay. So's see. Dolphin in a magic costume. Dolphin in a magic wan. A wand? A wand?

Wond? Okay. You got an idea? Yes. Do you want to draw that? Yes. Okay. Wand.

Oh, uh, it's like a, it's like a stick in your hand and you're like wave it. Abercadenber. He's going to rock this. I've never seen a dolphin in the magic costume. Oh! Oh! Oh! Top hat. He's doing so fast too. With the permanent marker. It's interesting that he knew the magic costume but not the wand. Yeah, that's crazy. This just proves to me that you can't develop the skill.

No. Look at that. That's incredible. Even like the route he takes the marker, it's like, you don't know where he's going to be that's insane That's yeah, I love Trent. I love Trent. I'm just saying and he has t-shirts for sale Trent rocks. I'm gonna hate to one up you. That's good. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah. That's good. That's good. That's still yours, Brandon? No. I saw Doug when I went out which a second ago.

No way. He was just sitting there. Just like Doug always sits there. Hey, he's probably having a lunch. Sandwich bag of chips and a water. Yeah. Nut job. Doug looking ass. Who else you guys have? Well I sent a private account so I feel like I'm out. You guys obviously all follow Johnny Hamcheck. I don't really follow. We found him here didn't we? Yeah, we might have. I don't. I don't search around on Instagram very much. Yeah. I don't use all the use. And I also just tried to find, because I got a favorite YouTube account right now, I tried to find their Instagram by searching an Instagram, men with a pot.

And apparently if you search men with the pot and Instagram, that is some sort of descriptor of attractive gay gentleman. Oh, because men with the pot brought up some. What makes them attractive? I think the pot is referring, you know what? I'm just gonna do it again and I'll just show you, Nick, just so you can react. Right? Hmm. I see. Oh, Brandon, that's your follows? The YouTube I watch right now is this guy that goes through video game towns and finds the employment rate.

Wait what? So it will go through like Skyrim and he'll talk to every person and follow them and find their exact employment rate of my town. And I love it. I love that. And he does a final report. It's funny. Yeah, it's good shit. Slinky Josh. He just goes around to like raves of the slinky and trips people out with the

slinky and he like poops them on the top of the head with the slinky and like whoa. I've seen him. Yeah, slinky Josh. He's got a big following. You guys follow the hydraulic press channel. Oh yeah. I've seen their stuff. it's awesome. Yeah you guys got to get your you're like yeah I don't follow it. I don't think I used to be just like hit mobility exercises that's it. It's just like here's a good way to open up your hips. Yeah you guys got to start following some random shit. That's what's the fun of Instagram. We got official Warren Buffets.

What's that? Bo Bassett. I don't got much. The outdoor boys, I follow them. That's my favorite YouTube channel, but he has an Instagram. Luke from the outdoor boys. Damn good podcasting right. Yeah, we're crushing.

I didn't know this is going to happen. I don't. I don't think I use the internet. I don't use Instagram correctly. I've never used my suggested or I never look at my like search the, where you can tell if everyone's a pervert or not. What do you call that? Uh, like the discovery? Yeah, discover. I never go on that and look. I'm in this gentleman, this young man who will like say he'll eat a 19,000 calorie

cheesecake and then burn off the 19,000 calories. How soon, like he'll run like a hundred plus miles over the course of three days. So burn it straight off. I think that's an eating disorder. Yeah, that's. Here's one you guys are like. This one is just a thousand's an eating disorder. Yeah, that's... Here's one you guys are like. This one is just... 2,000 calorie cookie dog cheese.

Whoa, he's incredible. 1,000 calories. That's like the guy, if you see the guy who eats, he drinks, I saw a guy the other day drink, 5 gallons of monster energy with a fork. What? That's great. What does that mean? Oh, I hate when it changes colors, because when it becomes more speed. You don't think that's good what he's eating?

No. No. There's... This guy has rumors that he's faking these. What? How? But he also, he does food challenges. Like he'll get some random dude from his town to like face him to face him off at Buffalo Wild Wings and he'll pay them $100 if they beat him. This has to be...

I'm taking another break. This is the highest calories I've done. I'm feeling pretty bad right now. I just don't know. I don't think a body can handle that. No. The jump from mile 149. That's whatever, but the fact that he runs right after it.

He runs after this? Like, over a marathon. Oh, he burns all the calories. Got it, that's crazy. Mile 4, 576 calories burn. My stomach is rumbling. Mile 7, 987 calories burn. The food is hitting me right now in a porta-potty when I say I feel terrible that's an understatement it's

worse than that so I'm about your bathroom right now and whenever I get out he'll keep the audio of the shit out how many miles is you're gonna run here out here he keeps his shit audio now he started doing that recently. How many miles is he going to run? He has over 100. Yeah, this is fake. But he posts the stats afterwards.

I mean he goes through a lengthy process to fake it if he does. Yeah. It's going to happen in my pants, so I'm stopping at the bathroom again. Damn. He's a tenth of the way there. Yeah, this would take. I'm gonna stop it. We think so much. In a jersey is insane.

Yeah. Yeah, there's definitely. It's definitely fake. I think he didn't run a marathon just now. We might have to make him do it in front of us. Yeah. But he does this way too often. He looks pretty great for having more. Yeah, everyone's like you don't have to do this. Oh, this is a different day, okay.

Day to a cheesecake challenge. Another day of misery. Mile 26,603 calories burned. Yesterday was probably the worst I felt my whole life. This is torture. He's torturing himself. He's 36045 calories burn. theories burn.

Oh, goodness. He's not close. No. Mile 35. He's just running in parking lots. Calaurs burn. Also, don't you burn a shit load of calories sleeping. Like, I do the video just like all right there was way too much 75 hours slept you drift eight you drift a pound every eight hours if you

don't eat or drink you drift a pound every? No, you don't. I don't think you do. You don't want to do that. Well, people say they feel amazing. Yeah, they feel like they feel amazing. Yeah, they feel like their whole life changed. You just got to get there. I don't think I can. Was it Dana White that did it? Yeah, well, that was when he was throwing up in his sleep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. therown up at my sleep. That's how health I am. Yeah, that's a problem. Him and Bond Scott. I just sent you another one, TJ, that's just very addicting to watch. I find myself watching it for far too long and I get nothing. There's no reason whatsoever. It's chances of survival. You guys ever say? Oh, it's the car? Yeah, I like that. That's all it is. And I act like they have some sort of scientific. Yeah, no, there's none. Yeah, there'sthat does this with boats and waves. Really? Like could a mega could like the Titanic survive a tsunami and then it does the model. Send it, send it to TJ. I want to remember what it's called. These are fantastic. And I believe that it's accurate. Yeah. Oh do the.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh. Oh. But I don't know what... I'm not living that. Sweet. Do the green bus one. That one is, I think, different gravities. They're like gravity on Jupiter.

Yeah. TJ, I sent you one as well. This, this, I assume this is what 12 year olds do all day. Yes. Yes. And I found myself doing it. Oh no. Moon. Look at that. Oh.

Probably not surviving that. That's 74%. Over half people survive. There's people flying out. Whoa, that's perfect. Oh, oh, that's perfect. Oh, this is a y-oh this. Yeah, why? Bang. to p. tooe. Point 1% if you're on the sun. Yeah, it's good to know. If I was on the bus on the sun, at least there's a chance I can live.

Yeah. Useful information there. You'd be the point 1% for sure. That sucks. Just people buckling in. They're falling out a lot. I don't know if those buses have seatbelts. Urano. Do we change the name of that planet? You probably can't say Uranus on all the videos.

It might kick you out of the Algo. That's why we aren't growing. Pluto is not a planet. Yeah. Wait, you can't say anus on social media. Oh, fuck. It definitely doesn't help. Okay. A lot of stuff like that, like cursing in the first 60 seconds.

Oh, yeah, but the word anus is a no-go. For the algorithm. We're unfindable. If you say like shit or fuck in the first 60 seconds of a YouTube There's a chance it kicks you straight out of the algorithm. But also anus. Probably. It's really the worst case scenario for us. T.J. I sent you a little something it's not really an Instagram account per se it's not.

What we got? What you said? Oh, just wait. As soon as he gets it, he'll I think I might have an idea what this is going to be. What is it? What is it? I said, yeah, that's my name. I said, yeah. She says, this is, what does it tasks like pumpkin pie?

Made me mad. I said, I don't ask me no damn question like that. I never had no pumpkin pie. Pickin! Picket! We've got to get you one of those shirts. We got to get you a shirt like that. You know what's interesting? We both, we both remembered as him saying,

bitch I ain't never had no pumpkin pie. Correct. He does not say bitch. No, he does not. This is a Darth Vader, Luke, I'm your father's situation. Oh yeah. I say bitch every time. Bitch, I never had no pumpkin pie.

Yeah, he, a little stank on it. Yeah. All the cover bands have a little their own shit. I do want to add kick it every time I tell a joke. It would be funny if you did a whole cover band set and then you're like, all right, here's original and everyone just goes, takes a piss. Fuck this. There's something from my new album. There's a new, there's a new guy who's doing a stupid bet. What is it? Uh, there's a Twitter account called Saint of Bill Snyder, who said if K-State loses to B-Y-U, I'll shove a beefy five-layer burrito up my ass. I don't think it would hold.

That's also, I mean, it would rip apart. Chase they could lose to be one of the layers in the five layer? Oh, yeah? That's bullshit. You don't think it should be, well that's base layer? That's like counting. You don't drop the foundation of your house as a floor. What are the, yeah, what is it? Beans, the thoure cream, cheese, tortuia then whatever this the ring is more cheese nacho cheese oh two types of cheese maybe it counts that could fit in your ass if you did like a tube two types of cheese the PC pipe in there for yeah all right I thought it up your ass yeah yeah yeah the coue it up to the tortilla. Yeah. But counting two cheeses, eh. I kind of agree with you.

Yeah, I need different layers. Yeah. Multiple layers. Did that have like traction that guys? I bet? Because I don't think anyone would be demanding to see that. Well, I don't know why people were wanting to see a guy eat shit. Ow. I don't know why people were wanting to see a guy eat shit. Ow! True. Ow!

That died off pretty quick, huh? Give me one more. Give me a good one. You missed. Ah! You've seen those shots at the bar where you order the water shot and the the other slaps here or whatever. Yeah, people get knocked out.

Have you seen it? Oh it's like it's like one of those bar it's like um not fuck wow coyote it's like one of those type of bars and they give you a shot and then they slap you the fuck out of you nothing's better than a girl's slap when you... Yeah. Oh, is this... Hurricane Shot Trend. Oh. Jesus. But there's some of them where the slap is so hard if like a girl does it and like people get knocked on. It's been a...

It doesn't seem fun. No, it doesn't. That's just real desperate. Oh my god. Yeah. Is that a fetish thing? It's got to be. I think so. Yeah, put it on the wheel. Yeah, yeah. I miss when we were slapping. Oh, dude. It was a nice little wake up. I hated that. I hated doing the slapping. It was awful. It was hate broke my glasses.

Yeah, I almost knocked out Dana. Yeah. I have slept the fuck out of me. Yeah. I didn't like that. Yeah. That was fun. Yeah.

It's fun when you're drunk. Yeah, and you feel a little alive getting slapped. As long as they don't hit your ears. It's good time. What, you don't want to do it? No, I want the football in its way over there. We've gotten too comfortable. We need to start tour training. We do.

KB, at some point, yes. In the next 10 minutes you have to yell, ball. At the yell, the yell, Yeah, and then we all have to go try to get it. Oh Rouski. We all have to, yeah, dog. The foam ballroof. But now we're just going to sit here in silence waiting. No, we're going to talk. We got. I feel like I'll get it, to be honest. Well, yeah.

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To find a pack near you. So, good. Is that good for everybody? . See for a good time, not a long time. Is that good for everybody? I think that's good. Fair play? How's it look from your seat? So Kate, at some point in the next 10 minutes, you gotta say it. Brilliant. Whoa.

Oh, KB's running. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. So it takes this account only has the one, but it's called like the sandbox float app or something like that, where you can put in different materials and different vehicles and see, it takes like real data and sees how like a ship would hold up against a 30 foot wave, a 50 foot wave or whatever. I love that type of shit. Yeah, and it does it with like real ships and so you can see like what they could handle in that. I love it. Yeah. Everyone's got a pain problem. Does he do a tour mostly sport?

No he doesn't. Maybe that's why he goes so much. He's just started drinking a lot? Yeah, I don't know. It's very bizarre. I'm worried about him. Yeah. He has a sweet tea I think that's probably it. That's probably it, for sure.

Titus, we must be hanging up soon. I saw you put that on the sheet. What is, what, you're going to Colorado too? Yeah. All right. Wait, what? What are you going? What do you go for?

Oh, the high du'n? like a bachelor party and you just happen to. Oh when are you guys going? October sometime right? Yeah sometime mid-October. Those actually are awesome trips. Yeah my wife's from Boulder so I was like I that's a no-brainer for us. And they're also like you just go and watch college football at a bar and you go somewhere. Yeah so I opted in for that one. So it'll be fun, Jay, we'll have a good time. Yeah, we'll, uh... Holder so much fun. We could play such a great place. Should we get on the same flight and play chess on the flight? I might be, oh, oh, hell yeah, I'll bring my chess board. Yeah, hell yeah. Now we're talking.

I think I, I think I'm doing's literally the only thing he cares about. I'm excited. He wants to train to be... Doesn't that take like five minutes? No, I have to be like legally certified by like the gaming commission. Because he's going to do it on like the drafting sports book app in legal states where they have with Chaylor. I've, oh, that's fine. Yeah, he's been talking about this for five years. It's been a long time. It's been a long ass time. Every time he talks to me about it, it's like the most serious thing ever. He's like I got a question for you.

Like, I know this is be a blackjack dealer again i what is the training and tail i feel like that takes five minutes and just like a background check uh... there's a lot of like legal stuff you have to go through and then like you know all the rules specific rules the game like i know the rules but then like you know when you're playing with they're playing, whatever is, lucky ladies or those type of bonuses. Yes, you're right, there are a lot of those bonus. Did you talk to Jerry about that idea?

I pitched them. What? Oh, because Chey would be a black. Jerry after dark charity stream. Chee has, we have a permanent blackjack table set up in the office can go sit down and play. Oh, I love that. That would be fun.

It would take days. You mean poker? Poker? Pocke what odds are higher to get royal flush though? It would be poker. Pockers. Pokers. . 21 21. Yeah, blackjack. So what, wait, Royal Flush in poker or we're talking blackjack?

Two, the two car, Texas hold him, Texas hold him, Texas hold him, that's poker. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, I love that idea. And we can all play against them. Yeah, so you can sit down and buy him whenever and all the money goes to charity, but if Jerry busts out, he should have a cap of like 10 grand, but yeah Yeah, yeah, that's got to happen That would be electric Let's get strong. I think he would lose his mind because like you know our 75 and Chey deals him 3-2 Better look next time, bud Would you have to play out the hand?

That scared me. I didn't even hear it. I thought you was going to scream it. Did you just say it under your breath? Yeah. That was a whisper. Yeah. That was a whisper. Wow.

I was down already. Wow. That you said it, you just said ball. Ball. It's a fumble, ball! Now I say ball. Two people are ready. Whoever gets, whoever is ending without a ball loses. So like if you get, if you get the ball next then, you say ball. Yeah. So now is Nick, Brandon, KB. All right.

You just kept on wrestling me, fuck. I thought my neck was gonna break for a second there. I was upside down. You're gonna? Yeah, I'm good. I had the ball and I was down. Now you got it. So it's a four of you.

I guess so, yes. Nick, you love this. You know, I'm about this. I just, I... I'm about this. I just, I'm ready. Does it hurt? Well, what he did after, yeah? I had the ball.

I think I was upside down. No, you got it. Chey asked Brandon if he likes ball. It's good that would be a false start. Do you like ball? Uh, Stephen comes to sit here. You gotta be in this too. We're doing the fumble? Yeah.

That didn't require a question at all. Nope. It's kind of not even close to needing a question. It took us five years to realize six years. Yeah. That he just does it on everything. Everything. No no no but you know no no this is not this is every every question that's ever asked you always ask a question back. Do you realize you do that? No. Oh, that was kind of sad. What made you opt in to go to Boulder?

The closest flight I believe. Okay. Like direct, I was thinking about Florida State, but that's like, it seems like a nightmare. Yeah. Should be fun. I don't think I've ever been to Colorado. That scared me. I didn't even hear it.

Did you just say it under your breath? Yeah, it was on my head. Oh wow. Oh wow. What was last time you tussled? You don't want to tussle with KB? I know, but he's itching to tussle. He wants to tussle.

That I like. Sit back. Compressed. You like getting... I love bodies on top of me. I don't know what it is. It's not like... It's like an autism-weighted blanket.

That's not my head. I would just like have my dad do that to me. Lay on you. Just lay on top of me. I love the feeling of getting squished. Yeah, that's, that is pure autism. Um, we could all get on top here. I think it's kind of weird to do it, like, should we part of an audience? Why, we're gonna do it?

We're gonna do it? Why, we're gonna do it? therear things here. Yeah, that's, I don't know if. too the to start, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to be in the bottom, right? Yeah. Preferably, yeah. Are you like pissed when you're too late to the pile and you're at top? I've never really done this before. Yeah, I think we get a lot of us on you. Yeah, maybe not everyone.

You want to get the whole office? I think I could handle a lot. I think you'd handle's this remind me of? Does it remind you of someone? Just a weight. Put a bunch of, yeah, you think you can handle that much weight? What would you say if you need more? Oh, Jesus.

Paul. Titus, Titus got it. That's first out Titus. That's Titus. That's first out Titus, Titus got it. That's us, that's us. That's the first out Titus. Oh, he was smarty, you didn't take off his headphones. All right, so Titus is now the guy who says, whoa, reaction time, I might add. That was like, oh, you get the phone.

I went to the headphones first. Brainer, we were both slow motion. I want to see a replay of that. This is a fun game. You get a little rug burn. Yeah. Look at that. Oh, look at that. Oh, the game.

Oh, the chance. I just got it. It is a fun bubble thrill. I love this game. Wow, what a fun tril. I love this game. Wow, what a- Oh my God, Titus. Great, great guys. Yeah, because Brandon touch the ball first.

Yeah. But you got it. I thought you guys were going to do it. I thought you guys were going to do it. I thought y'all were gonna get on me and that was the cue. You snuck in there. Wait, how did you even, you were so embarrassed that it didn't happen? Is it?

Yeah, replay him towers. That was like, yeah, that was really awkward for me. Oh, fuck. They went for the ball again. Fuck, they went for the ball again. Oh, no, no. Oh, how are we? Oh, that is. I think you did it.

I think he said it. I did say ball. You can't say ball unless you have to say ball. You don't say ball. You don't say a whole Senate. Oh, it's Nick. That's up. Technicality. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, sit back Brandon. I didn't, I didn't mean to do that. But I think that's, yeah. That's just heads up by. That's like an onside kick. You gotta declare that now.

No, I think if Nick says the word ball, you have to go. Okay. Got it. It doesn't matter how it comes out. Hmm. Cool. Nick, would you do the parmatchet? Me? Yeah. Yeah.

Mm-mm. Football was back. Yeah. I didn't know how I did it. Oh, I knew the first word of that read. All right, Kyle, it's your, you had, you had it, right? Yeah. So anytime you say that's, it's just between Brandon and Cet. Where's the ball? It's over there.

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the lunch table. Yeah. That's really what this is the genesis of the show is. How do you how do you guys describe like so I was getting my hair cut last weekend and the barber is like what do you do I do like a daily show for a sports media company oh do you like sports? Do you talk about sports? Never. It's always that. Yeah. So what do you talk about? Yeah, and I don't know, I don't know how to go beyond there. Yeah, I do.

I say it's a YouTube show for two hours where we don't prep at all. Okay. That's usually what my go Sometimes we drink, sometimes we fart. That's it. We get bored. Yeah, we just play games that you'd play when you're nine years old in the backyard. Yeah. I think the loser of this game, which we'll play again, should have to then be on the bottom of a pile.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. With the, with the ball. I like that. You like that brand? There's a certain joy to it. Loseer has to be on the bottom. Why don't you want to be on a bottom? I don't like being on the bottom of piles.

Plustrophobic? Yeah. Well, you'd better win this. Yeah. guys ever do a giggle pile like at church camp what? What's a giggle pile? We call that molestation. He lay in your head is on his stomach and his head is on his stomach and you try and be serious but once somebody starts laughing you're just a big old giggle pile. Yeah. Were you clothed? No. Okay yeah. Oh god no. That was a... I, I thought you guys would hop up and do it for my enjoyment. I guess not, that's cool.

Kiggle pile. Yeah. That does sound like a fun little game. It's hard to stop. It's like almost impossible to not laugh. You're, you're baiting us now. It's actually really hard. You guys couldning us now. You're baiting us. It's actually really hard. You guys could do it.

We wouldn't be able to do it. You guys probably can't do it. You'd love it, but you probably can't do it. Yeah. Brand would be the first to laugh, I know it. It actually sometimes felt really good. It's bouncing on somebody's, on your youth group leader's stomach. That's bad.

Yeah. You need hindsight. There's a lot of anticipation for that right now. I like that. You never sit up this far in your chair. I love the tension of this room right now. It feels good. It's just...

So you guys aren't going to do it. All right, well how's the start? Okay. Wait, really? Yeah. You're not going to shut up. I don't want to play. Okay. So wait, are we, are we, let's, let's say that the ball game is on pause.

Yes. Okay, now you, Nick put your head on his stomach. Yeah, we're gonna need a big time pause. Like he's a big pillow. Okay. And now someone comes to put her head on Nick's stomach. Okay, Zah, you gotta get out here. Zah's very... Like, someone has to lay and put their head on Nick's stomach. I'm sorry.

This is ridiculous. You would play this at church camp. Yes. With adults? Yes. In hindsight, parents had little oversight on what was going on. Now someone comes and puts their head on... Che's stomach. Your head has to be like that?

What? What? Your head has to be like Barb goes on my tip. Now what? I was trying to work on shit? I don't have one either. Let your fucking a hand out. What?

So now what? Now somebody else has to, everybody's head has to be on someone's stomach. Like someone else can have their head on Brandon, the other side of Brandon's stomach if they need to but everybody's head has to be on someone's stomach like someone else can have their head on Brandon the other side of Brandon's stomach if they need Let's do a demo run with these four So now what everybody nobody laugh everybody has to be very serious nobody can laugh You're a pumpkin bitch I ain't never had no pumpkin pie Pumpkin bye. But did Brandon start giggling? Is this when like the priest starts getting frustrated? Yes, yeah.

Then people start. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Got some giggles. Is Tickling ever introduced? Yeah, tickling. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Ready? What? What? Good, that's it? That's it. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. that's it. It's not working. that's it. that's it. Okay. No, apparently it doesn't work with the guys. It's a gigopile.

I think children, it probably works. Put that right under Mother's Day and right up the well, Constantelip. We're taking shots. That's exclusively for pediophiles. Yeah. As I'm watching it? And it would work every time? Yeah. Nobody else, that was not a thing.

Oh, if that happened. Yeah, Kate, I think there was some... Can you Google a giggle pile, TJ? Is that a... Did I get molested? Yeah. Huh. Huh.

That's cool to find out. Miles. What? That's just a... What? That's just a... What? Board game where players match clothing sets by swapping cards? No? You just saw one of the same words. Oh my God.

Okay, all right. Yeah, this was not played anywhere else in the world. Except, uh... Oh, Nick, I forgot to ask, how was Week Up Mincy today? Good, good, it was good, it was really good. It was really good. What happened? He, uh, asked me how I got started at Barstool. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Is it because it's your year anniversary? I think so. Yeah. It's called belly chain. It's a thing. It's called it the wrong thing. No, it was good time.

Yeah, I broke my promise. I wasn't going to go on until KB went on. Wow. I was waiting for him. Was it fun? Yeah. Do it tomorrow. Sounds like a ball.

Oh, yes. Even you lose her. Oh yeah! Stephen, you loser. That means chaise on the bottom of the pie. Yeah. Yeah. Do a caramel review as were on top of you. Yeah. Spear the cha.

You could have kept that one. I was ready though. No, no you were. I was hoping to be ready. 100% not ready. I've been staring at Kyle's mouth every time he talks. You are not ready. So what do we? I just lay down and everyone gets on top? Yeah, and you do a crime review.

You want me to show you how to do it? Kate is like furiously Googling. Kate is that so embarrassing. I think if you read Kate's Google right now it's how do you know it got molested at church camp? You could have. Oh, man. Kate. We need the ball. Jay.

Nobody ever played that with like a 22 year old guy wearing a puka shell necklace? He's a ball. I'm sweating. Is there someone you can text to ask like, hey, did this happen? Yeah. That's, like, it's interesting to see on this. I'm glad I'm not you. It's interesting to watch unfold, realizing.

Yeah, no. You're crumbling a bit. And then the youth group leadersl up to your hometown a few months later and asked if you want to hang out at a hotel? Nobody. Okay. All right, get the call. All that.

One more. One more. Two minutes. Two minutes? Oh, no. Oh, no. One more. One more. Oh, more.

One more. Get away from the balls. Oh, it's balls. It's balls. It's balls. It's balls. His balls. His balls.

His balls. His balls. He's balls. All the balls. the balls. Yeah. Holy shit. What have we just fucked up his mastectomy? Oh, it's balls balls. Balls, we forgot about the balls. Yeah, that's bad. Holy shit.

What have we just fucked up his mastectomy? Oh, my God. Oh, his medical balls. Oh, I forgot. Holy fost. Yeah, he stitched balls. Yeah, he's stitched balls. He just kept on saying my balls.

Yeah, is no, the stitches have you have to try to jack off and see what's up. Yeah, you got it right now Me true. Okay. I'll let you guys know it's the night around midnight Imagine him explaining that to his doctor. Yeah I blew a stitch how. Here's a picture That is so somber. Put that back up put that back up. Wow, I love the show. It's the best Was everyone on me? Yeah, yeah It's heavy. Yeah, but you started bitching like right when Nick got there By the time me and Titus got there we couldn't even put it on for a way third. Oh yeah. I wanted to jump on but You could handle all that? Be? Yeah. Really? You could have had more?

Wow. No way! Undoubtedly. You think you could take off the guys? So if we bring in, absolutely. If we pile on you and then kept bringing guys in. I didn't feel like uncomfortable. All right.

Do you think we can get to 10 guys on you? I can't stress enough that I enjoy that. Five of us are a thousand pounds. How many guys? A little more. Yeah, more than. So who's in the game? Show us a gamut cave. I will not show you the game cave.

What happened? Huh? I'm not going to be the one that docks is anything from Survivor. Oh, okay. All right. I didn't know there was anything in the game. We could see the court three window can we see upstairs Yeah, they's enough man. Do you think you can handle 10 men? You know, I don't know what like the risk factors are is internal bleeding on the table? I would think so, but you've got a strong outer shell. But does that matter? Don't know. I would try. Who's to say? Let's try five of us.

We should have a doctor. We could just call for things. There are people in the case. We do. What are you pointing at? The cast guy who gave her on the cast? I forgot about that. We did have a doctor for a minute. Do you want to have a doctor for a minute? Do you want to have seen who's in the cave? Do you want to commit to everybody in the cave? More than anything but I'm worried this is more weird than funny. Do you at least see the cave and tell us who's in there? Jake, Spider, Jack, Quig's, Tom Leigh, Ebo, Jerry. That's a lot of man. That's a lot of man. I don't know if I could handle that. That's too many men.

Is that on top of us or just them? No, just them. Oh, just them up. You can choose the order. Yeah, man. I'm a line them up in the order I want. Okay. No, no, Kyle chooses. Yeah. So let's get the mic back down there. Over under how many men? seven you can be I'm gonna say eight I think it's a great guess Kate I think the eighth man he calls mercy Yeah, I think that feels right I think you can handle seven maybe I'll be I don't know is there like a You can take eight what if I call mercy too late and you die something yeah Damn I also we're forgetting that the second guy has six guys on him like what is like what is like who is? Yeah, it is true.

You never think about the second guy. All right. All right, you be the second guy. If it's too late, we have confirmation your witch. Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's go, Kyle. This kills you.

Kyle, I guess you lay how you want. to lay the first one. Jake, you're going to be. Kyle, lay on your back. Too fine? Yeah. Jake, is there any way a guy could lock into you so he doesn't fall off? Wait, he's got to lay on his back. You're going to stop. You're a back.

Lay on Kyle. Okay. to thes, Kyle. How are you feeling, Kyle? Give us your thoughts. Second man. Oh, man. McCart, you're not doing full weight, I can tell.

Ebo, get on. Find somewhere. It's a fumble. Oh, it's a fumble. Yeah. How you feeling, Kyle? How you feeling? Fine. Okay.

Wiggs is coming. Quicks, you get on. No, quibs. No, quibs. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Yeah, Kyle's fun. Jerry, you get on first. No more, please. Jerry is coming on.

Oh, is he jumping? They asked him. He has to. He has to. Kyle, no, no, no. Kyle. Kyle. We're good. Kyle's fine. Kyle, you fine?

Yeah. No. We have to find a stronger second man. Yeah. We need another Kyle. The limiting factors is. Yeah. Maybe put Quig's down first? hand on you. Yeah. Droves. Thanks guys.

Yeah, I think I've done with you guys. You did great. So that's that's over? It made me feel like emotionally weird. Whoa, really? Yeah. Um. All right, I guess we we did all the ads.

Think so. Spin the wheel. Is there, is there something getting a think so? Spin the Wheel? Is there something getting a tour right now that just saw that? Yeah, Spice Adams is doing the pro football football trucks. Great dude. I wish we had the gauntlets set up. We'll have them come back. Oh, and he could too.

Yeah. The bigoms? Where you just shoot. shoots. All right. Yeah, let's spin the wheel. It's been a great show. Just some contact with the boys. Yeah. Oh no. Hey. Well, three of them are okay. But there's so many guys in here. We need wet today. Fuck. Oh, there we go. It's good. So's good. So hurricane shot goes on the wheel? Yeah. No. It'll never.

It can be a shot of water. No slapping. Hurricane's shot or Jamirquay. You just gotta make Jamirquay I think. I just don't want them anymore. Hurricane shot goes. to have a to post the... What? On like an Instagram thing, like swipe red if you're a sicko and this is the... You don't have to do that. I don't think you have

to. Post it with your two smirks from yesterday. No, you can post on it and then it's their fault if they clicked on it. Precisely. Yeah. People will click on that. Oh yeah. People will click. Oh yeah, I probably will even though I don't want to. Yeah, I would. All right. We should do clean shaving week. Oh. Where all of us including Kate have to shave our facial hair. I get my lip butt. I don't know how that I I yeah put put that on the wheel that would be disgusting Put that on the that's fucked up for you to bring uptight. You have the skull shape of a bike seat I would that on the wheel. Holy shit I haven't shaved. We have to shave every morning. I don't remember the last time I've shaved my full face. I would look so fucking bad. I would look like I would look like I would look so fucking bad. I would look like, I would look like every little. Whoops, my bad naked.

Oh, we're good then. We're fine. Clean Shaving Shave and Week I think should be two people. Yeah. Oh, people. No, everyone? Really? Everyone?

That's an everyone wheel. We did go tea week. Yeah, that wasn't a wheel thing though. Yeah. I I I I I be a Monday morning everyone has to clean shade but go all the way down to mustache. Right, but the mustache is pronounced. Doing a lot of work, you know. Brandon, do you go clean shaving from time to time? I used to go clean shaving all the time and then I just started keeping this. You're full beer now. We're not gonna look hot. Right. Oh no. Yeah, so I guess you're right. Yeah, that's a good point. There is no downside. Like shiny bald when that was on the wheel was.

That was scary. Really, really scary. It's tremendously scary. Did anyone get that? We took it off. No, weak it off. Oh, to have shiny bald. Yes, but yeah. Especially at our age, you can't be fucking around. No.

If you look it away what you got. Oh yeah, well no, see I still have. Was that fucking? Oh, I didn't even know that was you. Yeah, I didn't either. Neither did I. How long ago? Yeah, that's art.

That's big cat. Now I see. Oh, Dan. See those nipples? Yeah, I guess that's what it looked like. All right. Lucas is in the next two days, so don't DM him your phone number. We'll be taking calls tomorrow. I'm actually out tomorrow for what? I'm in New York for some out-of-order stuff.

When were you guys going to tell us this? I forgot. Yeah, Sp it. I'm sorry. You forget. Yeah. It was official This week and I forgot immediately. So you're here tomorrow? Yes. So why are you not here tomorrow? I'm going a day early? Why? To do that out of order stuff. Hmm. One sketching. Suspect. Hmm. One sketching, suspect. Hmm. You're right. It is. We're moving back. Something. When can we start the Malicex stuff? Yes. Yeah, the submissions.

I've gone through them. We have 25 candidates. Big Cat. Are you allowed to be on YAC? I mean, next week, no. But you guys can do it if you want. I don't want to do that without you. Be free to. We also have to talk about the book. Because I think our rough draft is due. Like next. We're still on the air? We're having a meeting. Why? Why do we give ourselves homework? Why do we give ourselves homework? Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, it's very stupid. Hard homework. I think the White Sox Dave stenographer.

We should all get assigned a true White Sox Dave story. Add some drama and we illustrate. This sucks. This sucks. Actually, I don't mind that. Everybody write a White Sox Dave story with the wheel is your prompt? That's fine. I thought that's what you just said. Or you mean like a drunk history where we reenact, that would be, yeah, like an actual... If everyone really doesn't want to do it, we could probably punt it, but...

What if we just sell a shitload of Moodang shirts? That'd be cool. That'd be cool. This meeting could have been an email guy. You know, you're not an email guy. No, I'm not, you're right. I don't check it. Do you not? We got one for Portnoy. Yeah, it was about everybody who's in surviving Barstool, so I throw those right in the trash. Right in a moth-fucking trash. Do one more Bernie Mac for the people, for the road. So I said...

I said... I said, the bar the other night, hanging out, you know, acting cool like I am. Woman came up to me and said, Brandon, I said, yeah, that's my name. She said, can I ask you a question? I said, yeah. Yeah. She said, can I ask you a question? I say, yeah. She said, does pussy taste like. Wait, can you do, can you start ever and do it really close to Kate?

Because she hates this. She said, this pussy tasks like pumpkin pie? I said, don't ask me no damn question like that. But you ain't never heard no pumpkin pop. Pick it in! Y'all don't understand. All right, see it for tomorrow. Good shit, good shit. It's the act. It's a y'allet. It's your drive the exilet for a while.

It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop you're doing. Yanky Slop is the act. It's the act. Hey, I love you guys. Take care of Luke's. Take care of Lukasi for the next two days. See a Monday.