The Yak - Big Cat Prepares For The Negotiation Of A Lifetime With Big Dog | The Bark 10-25-21

Episode Date: October 26, 2021

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hey, bro, I was the act. He was the act. I'm going to tweet out the act. I forgot to. Hey, boys. Nearly half the show isn't here. Yeah, and I had a big announcement. Now I don't know what to do with it. You teased me with it.

I need to hear it. Should I just make it? You can't blame us. We're here. Let's grab other KB. Who's that? What do you mean? He just looked like you.

Really? Taller version. Bar stool. Yeah. Oh, he was in just looked like you. Really? Taller version. Bar stool. Yeah. Oh, he was in there with Beeman. Oh, no. Oh, Beeman's with a

lookalike KB. Maybe tomorrow. I'll have the energy for Beeman. Where the hell is everyone? I don't know. I think they're boy dadding. Ah, wow.

So that clearly takes precedence. It does. All right, I'll do the It is a good podcast takes precedence. It does. It is a good podcast. Good podcast. Good show. Tune in.

There goes Tommy. All right. I alluded to it on text chain. Just now? No. Whatever it was, Friday. We're all over the place. Three o'clock today, boys.

I got the big meeting. Oh. Oh. Big dogs. Big dogs. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Yeah, man. I got the meeting with big dogs.

Finally got the elusive meeting with big dogs trying to buy big dogs. Do you need help? Who are you meeting with? The owner of big dogs. The owner? Yeah. Zoom. On a Zoom call?

Zoom. Yeah. That's better than in person. Agreed. When it comes to the big dogs the owner yeah zoom call yeah that's better than in person agreed with the when it comes to the big dog so i did some i did some thinking of like you know i want you always want to go to a meeting with a couple couple ideas yeah so uh tj you want to want to show them the rebrand i was thinking for this show yes the bark we got bone big dog brand dog walker yeah little bark spaniel che kb no wag kb no wag yeah and then just oh yeah yeah yeah that's that's a what do you guys think nick terrier that's pretty good that's damn good that's pretty good i was most happy with spaniel chair there it is spaniel

chase very good because you could have been spaniel cats but that would be too that would That's pretty good. I was most happy with Spaniel Chase. There it is. Spaniel Chase. Very good. Because you could have been Spaniel Cats, but that would work too well. I could have. Yeah, but Big Dog kind of. And the Big Dog. That's not the formula. Yeah, right. Right.

You got to really, like Brandon, you could have done something with Walker walking the dog. No, no. Brand Dog. Brand Dog. Brand Dog. That's good. KB, no wag. That's, yeah.

It's the perfect balance. Okay. Yeah. Right. If good. KB, no wag. That's, yeah. It's the perfect balance. Right. If a couple little bark makes no sense. Yeah. I think this. Are you nervous? I'm very nervous. You should be.

Okay. You should be. Let's do some thought exercises. The rest of our lives. This is financial security forever. Yes. This is the rest of all of our lives. Because you guys will get hired instantly at Big Dog to be my creative team.

It's all of our retirement plans. It's all on the line. We're at stake at 3 o'clock today. It's all on the line right now. All on the line. Fuck. Okay, okay, we got to get your mind right. Yeah.

We got to get the juices flowing. I want to pitch you something that will be on the shirt you give me to caption. Oh, Jesus Christ. All right, KB, can you help me with this? No, my frontal lobe is in the Andromeda galaxy. Oh, no. What happened? Andromeda?

Right. Yeah. You just read things. What happened? I'm a reader. What? What happened? I fucking drank this weekend a lot.

Before the big dog meeting? It was all for nothing. That 45-day sobriety was all for nothing. I'm back to square one. No, you were fucked up Saturday. I was in bed, and he called me. And what happened then? You booed him?

He told me my torso reveals ruined. Told me you love me. Oh, Friday is my boy's end with his nut. Nut off. Yes. So we need to get a sketch artist for that. Yes. Yes, we get a sketch artist for that. Yes. Yes.

We need a sketch artist. He's really off the wagon. Oh, no. Gotta do what you gotta do. Impressing. Are the mountains blue? Yeah, let me see those mountains real quick. Does it even matter?

They are blue, though. I just want it in my system. We got a problem. Hello, Roan? Roan came in with the wettest hand a man has ever had. Oh, my God, yeah. It's the wettest hand. KB's drinking.

I know Roan always drinks. On the day of the big meeting. A real big meeting. Firing day? No. Bigger. Big dog meeting at 3 o'clock. Are you guys on the same page?

Does he get? I don't think so. What if he's not impressed at all? I don't think he's going to. He doesn't laugh. Look at you. Look, bone. What the fuck? That's just hilarious.

This is what I'm bringing to the table today. I think big dog could be better. I think you should trade it. Changed out big with dog. Your dog cat. Owen is so good. Owen. Yeah.

Owen is good. Thought really hard about Owen That's just a dog name You got a dog name Yeah Spaniel Che Happy belated birthday, Owen Thank you

Yes, happy birthday, Owen Saturday How old? 23 Jeez Dude, I've never seen the internet Just rally around the issue Like your birthday

That was wild They loved it Everybody got obsessed with it Yeah Everybody fucking loved it It's all up in your birthday Finally, we can all agree What's up, Lil Bark? Lil Bark Lil Bark wild. They loved it. Everybody fucking loved it. It's all up in your birthday. Finally, we can all agree.

What's up, Lil Bark? Lil Bark. Lil Bark. Lil Bark. That's you. Lil Yippie Boy. Lil Yippie Boy. Lil Bark over here. There he is.

Lil Bark. Lil Bark. What the hell is Lil Bark? Don't be pissed off. Welcome to the Bark. What is that? It's the Bark. What did I miss?

KB Nowak? Way. I was reading it from there. I can't see it. Come on. The big dog meeting is at 3 o'clock today. Really? Yeah.

Oh, okay. I get it. I get it. So this is like a big dog. Our show's called The Bark. The Bark. It's The Bark. That's awesome.

You trying to get them to the table to make an offer or what? Yeah, I'm going to have to make them an offer they can't refuse. Which is just anything. I've kidnapped one of their dogs. We're financially going to pitch in all the same thing, right? Yeah. Percentage-wise. It's called sweat equity.

You'll be earning it, boy. You're working the line. Big Cat's nervous for his meeting. We were about to throw scenarios at him, and he had to give it a big dog caption. Yeah. I would like your help, bro. Can we sit in?

Yes. Actually, it'd be funny if you guys all sat on the other side of the computer. Yeah. So they just don't know that we're there? We have the whole bark here. We should all just jam our heads into one camera. I have a bad feeling they're going to be like... If you talk to one of us, it's all of us.

Yeah. We don't keep secrets. We have no plan on ever selling. You know, just be like, fuck. Let Sass discuss the money, the financials. Yeah, Should I just all start in? Big Cat should be here sometime soon.

He's busy right now. I have a number written down on this piece of paper. If you guess it, you get it. If you don't, it's half. That would be a great negotiation. Yeah, my God. Game of chance. I love a game of chance. Happy haircut, by the way. Oh, thank you. A little game of chance? Yeah. I love a game of chance. Happy haircut, by the way.

Oh, thank you. And beard trim. And beard trim. Come on. And beard trim. Respect the beard trim. So how would you headline the Alec Baldwin news from Big Dogs? A Big Dog Alec Baldwin shirt.

I think we would have to do an RIP to the woman. Yep. So what was her name? Haley? Yeah. Haley. Just RIP.aley? Haley. Haley. Just R.I.P. R.I.P.

Haley. Well, she was a cinematographer, right? I don't know the big dog. Cinematographer? Cinematographer. Dog rover. Yeah. Cinema.

R.I.P. Haley. Head cinematographer in heaven. Dog woofer. Dog woofer. Yeah. Dog woofer. Cinema dog woofer. Dog woofer. Yeah, dog woofer. Cinema dog woofer.

We lost a good girl, but heaven gained a great cinema dog woofer. Yes. I mean, that would be... You have to be topical, Brandon. You can't ignore the news. I don't know how many

deaths they've ever covered. Dr. Fetchy. Was there a Princess Di shirt when she died? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. It was separated by a comma. Put her in a pillowcase and buried her?

Princess Di. Who's most recent death? She died doing what she... Princess Dog. She died doing what she loved. Having her head out the window. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

The guy's still got his fastball God damn You're ready Holy fuck Oh my god This company's as good as yours Holy fuck Yeah you're gonna have to save that for the interview. Yeah, I might drop that first line.

That should be the first pitch. Beanie Baby had a Princess Diana Beanie Baby. Why didn't they do a shirt? Yeah, why not? You've got to stay at the cutting edge. Holy fuck. Could do a whole royal family. Yeah.

Why is Owen just still Owen? Prince Andrew, puppy lover. It's a dog thing. He loved the young bitches. Shit. Shit, bro. We just end the show there? Yeah, I don't know.

That was good. He didn't sweat out his mouth. How was Bryce Hall? Good. Yeah? Son of a boy dad tomorrow? Yeah. Fuck yes.

Not the whole thing. Just like 10 minutes, 10, 15 minutes. He only gave you 10? No, he wanted to stay, but we're like... We kicked him out. Get out of here, dude. Get along, kiddo. That mojo.

We're like, we don't want to, you know, we don't like to do full episode interviews. Depends on the guests that we would do a full episode interview. Yeah. But it went way better than the one with Dave. It did. Ooh. It was fun. It was a funny interview. But wouldn't you have rather had

Bryce try to fuck you? We didn't make that joke. We should have made that joke again. It was great. It was great clickbait. You can go back and probably do it. We should just go back and do that. You should make that joke every single episode. I'll just make it now and then you just have a porn. Clip it in.

What the fuck was that? Yeah. Would that be a joke or a shtick? Yeah, would that be a bit or a shtick? That's a bit. You can only get shtick after life experiences. Bits you could be born with. Is this a shtick?

Are you shticking me right now? Shtick is when your brain is poisoned by the bit. Yeah. KB, are you wearing makeup again? No. Nobody's cracked a cold. Fucking ruined my sobriety. My face is all red and blotchy.

And he's drinking right now. I lost the whole glove. You look cool. He does look cool. The Ukrainian warlord. Is that your first drink today? No. No, no.

Yeah, why are you drinking a beer? What, does it matter? Why am I not? Why don't I always? Why don't I just do 45 days of a bender? That's like super, super drunk me. Super drunk me. KB's full meltdown is on YouTube.

Oh, yeah. KB had a...down is on YouTube. Oh, yeah. KB had a... It happened on anus. But I heard that you just did that for the show. No, he was... That was a bit... No, I fucking didn't.

It was not a bit because he made us cut the cameras and he had to go and step outside. And then he came back and it wasn't... And I kept doing it.

I don't know. You were recording. I didn't want you to. No, you didn't. Dang. KB's been down bad and then he... What about the sign on Saturday, though? You should be back. That pumped me up big time. That sign you to. No, you didn't. Dang. KB's been down bad. What about the sign on Saturday, though?

You should be back. That pumped me up big time. That really fired me up. What was it again? That ass fat KB going to have that. Front row. Front row. That guy got there early as fuck, too. He was there like two hours before the show so he could get the sign out.

Respect. Worth it. Respect. That was a great sign. We love you, KB. Respect. Worth it. Respect. That was a great sign. We love you, KB. Yeah. I got a text at 1218 on Sunday.

KB no swag swarmed with women at Brass Monkey right now. Whoa. Was that a Google alert? Who sent you that? It was a Google alert.

Yeah. It was the same thing as an Amber alert. Breaking news. Kidnapping when KB's getting pussy. It was the Citizen app. Yeah. It was the same thing as an Amber alert. Breaking news. Kidnapping to when KB's getting pussy. It was the Citizen app, yeah. Yeah. There's video of KB getting pussy.

It's like when people do the high-speed chase alert on Twitter. I wasn't even having fun. Alert. KB's swarmed with ass right now. Were you swarmed by women? And I had zero fun. My mood never went above the baseline of just waking up and doing nothing. Swarmed with ass right now. Were you swarmed by women? And I had zero fun. My mood never went above the baseline of just waking up and doing nothing.

That was the excitement level I had. Swarmed with bitch. I just got your sweatshirt. Were you like double flanked? Double flanked? Yeah. Yeah, I was like Wind River. Really? Why are you bitches flanking me?

You were running a flying V. How many did you have? Six, seven? Did you have six? I don't know. I heard it looked like the Last Supper. I heard the V. Yeah, just six on either side.

Wait, explain his sweatshirt to me. I don't get it. It says Good Tuesday. Okay. I don't get it either. It's Monday. It's Monday and it's clearly bad for you. It's too bright that you can't even see it.

There we go. Torso reveal has been you. It's too bright that you can't even see it. There we go. Torso reveal has been canceled. It has. Sass. Really? I'm the I-450. I'm canceled too. It's canceled.

No, sass. Yeah, I'm definitely canceled. I've got to see one torso. We have to see a torso. We're seeing a nut Friday. Are we seeing two nuts? That is still on. Maybe three nuts.

Is Reeves coming? Reeves lives in New York. I'll show my nut. Will you compete against? We do need a baseline nut. Yeah.ves coming? Reeves lives in New York. I'll show my nut. Will you compete against? We do need a baseline nut. Yeah. I'd say I have a very average nut. Standard nut.

You got BLN in your bio, Nick? I'm a baseline nut. I have the most average nuts. Balls above replacement. He's the control group. Yeah. I have a very average. I get no wins with my nut.

Half the group is going to see a regular nut. A 0.0. A placebo nut. Your nut just doesn't do anything on sabermetrics. No, it does nothing. And then you get a nut like Roan's friend. It's like a 2.5 bar. Same as Ruiz.

All above replacement. Drop a fucking nut off his body, it'll fucking go probably about 4.0 on the Richter. It'll shake Earth. You're going to be shocked. I'm excited to see everybody's faces. Is your guy Pat? Yeah, Sweet Potato Pat is what we call him. You're adding nicknames.

No one calls him that. That's the first we've heard of this nickname. We've called him Sweet Potato Pat for years. Then why don't you say it any of the other times? I compared it to a yam the first time we brought it up. A yam, and now he's Sweet Potato Pat? You're just adding on nicknames. Oh, a yam is a sweet potato.

Because Ruiz is a better name than Pat. That's not for a guy with one big nut. That's the perfect name for a one nut guy. Get Ruiz. Everyone's been forgetting Pat until you have to add Sweet Potato onto the front of it. You just forgot to give him a nickname.

Ruiz doesn't need a nickname. Is Ruiz coming on Friday? I don't think he is. I also would like to maybe find someone in the office who has a nut allergy and feed it to him. Owen. Perfect. Nut off would be funny if someone was almost dying in the background from nuts.

I'm allergic to nuts. I want to see if I'm actually allergic. I would like to try nuts one day. What are you allergic to? They told me nuts, but I don't believe it. Every nut? They said to stay away. How severe do you think it is?

Is it like death? I don't know. I said I would try it on the Aquendale. All right, so let's do a Friday. Let's do a nut off. We probably need to know how severe it is before we give them a nut. I'll bring an EpiPen and eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I want one too.

So this is you doing it, though. We're not asking you to do it. You actually want it. You're curious. No, I volunteer. Because you've never had peanut butter? No, I did for 21 years. And then all of a sudden you started feeling bad about it?

No, I went to the hospital. Oh, okay. Well, then you do know what happens. He thinks it was something else. Could have been shellfish. That was the last time you had peanut butter. I didn't even have peanut butter that day. What?

Yeah, the story is kind of suspicious. It's almost like it may have been something else. Did you overdose on 3G? No. We had a very similar story leading up to our hospitalization. Was it Havana syndrome? Yeah. What?

It was years ago, right? What happened? Tell us everything. How old were you? It was a little less than two years ago. Okay. And what did you eat? Cut to the chase. Stop being coy with us. What is human choice? How were were you? It was a little less than two years ago. Okay. And what did you eat? Cut to the chase.

Stop being coy with it. What did you eat? How were nuts involved? I was doing a lot of things up until that day. You were partying hard. Oh, so you were already dehydrated. You were probably sleep deprived, dehydrated. Yes.

Heart rate was probably wacky. Yes. My tummy hurts. I'm allergic to peanut butter. I think it was like New Year's Day. I got rushed to the hospital. My body shut down. That's not right, butter. I think it was like New Year's Day. I got rushed to the hospital. My body shut down. That's not right, man.

They said it was from tree nuts. I disagree. So we got to get you a nut. Mm-hmm. I think you were just hungover. There's one disconnect here. Did you actually have nuts at some point? Yeah, almonds.

Okay. Yeah, bro. Yes. I had almonds. We hadn't been told that yet. There's almonds in cocaine. Yeah, there is.. I had almonds. We hadn't been told that yet. There's almonds in cocaine. Yeah, there is. That's what I think it was.

I did gray cocaine. Oh, man. That's heroin, brother. Gray cocaine? Yeah. That's heroin. It was the 2010s. That's true.

It was the 2010s. It was different back then. All right, so we got to get you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but it has to be- Well, we'll get you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and gray cocaine. Yeah. Yeah, we have to see which one. We want to do a line of each

to snort your peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You're not allergic to nuts. I don't think so. You're fine. And you've avoided them for all this time, bro. Think about the fun

you could have been having. Yeah. So many nuts. Get all the healthy fats that you're missing out on. Oils. You could have been pulling the classic Milonakis prank

where you cover yourself in peanut butter, tie yourself to a chair and then order a pizza. The delivery guy comes in. What? That's good. That's a good prank.

You never watched the Milonakis show? I never watched that one. I did. I love that show. That show was great. It was absurdity at its finest.

It's what our culture needed at the time. Needs it now. We need Milonakis to come back like the the time. Needs it now. We need, we need Milonakis to come back like the fucking Batman. Save us. Yeah. Put up the Milonakis symbol in the sky.

We need Milonakis and Azalea Banks to come back. Tom Green. I think Milonakis is in Queens right now, bro. Like right now? Yes. It's those Twitch streams. But what,

but like living or? Like today, like, uh, you're following him? Last night he posted a, uh, a video being like, I love Queens. And it was like. He was at a drag race?

Yeah. No, he was at a supermarket. Hilarious shit, bro. Last time I saw him, he was trying to sell the NFT of his astronaut tweet for like seven figures. And did he sell it? What's the astronaut tweet? Not sure. It's like the most liked tweet ever on Twitter.

Yeah. What? Milonakis has it. I think we've done that before. Sass, aren't you pissed? What did he say? He was like something about COVID? No, he said like he just left Earth for a decision.

Yeah. COVID sucks. Get vaccinated. COVID is so bad. Three million likes. People are leaving the Earth. Get vaccinated, not for you, but for the other people around you. 4 billion likes.

Come on, people. It's your social responsibility. I think Tom Green's just a normal adult these days, right? No. That's the most liked tweet? That's the most liked tweet of all time. Ron, that's not a grocery store. That's White Castle.

Keep scrolling, bro. Don't fucking do me like this, Booth. It's probably pins. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. He'll never get... Look at these goofy-ass fruits. That one's spiky. It looks like a sea urchin.

Beautiful cherries. Come on, man. The supply chain's fucked up? I don't think so. So his thing, he twitches himself just in public doing whatever. Yeah. And he, I think, cakes off it. He kind of like pioneered IRL.

Him and a couple other guys pioneered real life streaming. So IRL is like vlogging live. In real life, yeah. TJ, break it down. I feel like there's got to be a lot of downtime. It was him and some other guys that started doing it, and now a lot of people do it, and a lot of people get arrested doing it.

Because people try to be extra. Well, it's that, and then there's live doxing that happens, where somebody will go to a restaurant or something, and then people will call in 50 bomb threats to that restaurant, and then they'll get arrested, but the clip gets a million views, so they have to keep doing crazy shit. Getting swatted is one of the funnier things that

happens on the internet. Yeah, let's get Devlin in. Yeah. Why, did he get swatted? No, he did the song. No, no, no. No, no, no. Gotta learn your history, little bro. Yikes. Milonakis, older than Portnoy.

Yeah, Milonakis is like 50 right Same birthday as mine January 30th Man Is he trying to separate himself From that syndrome Or embrace it I don't

I don't think he wants to be Defined by it Separate how Like Is he trying to Act his age Or I think so

Yeah he just goes around He doesn't do like Crazy shit anymore Is he doing He's. Yeah, he just goes around. He doesn't do like crazy shit anymore. Does he do it? He's like 48. He's just walking around being famous. I just see all the videos

of him like trying to buy cigarettes. It was awesome. And they like ID him and then say that he can't buy them because he looks too young. He's still doing that?

Oh, yeah. He's my number one celebrity lookalike compared to him. He's 45 years old. Can we pull him up? Can we get him on the yak? I went to sushi with him one time in New York

Of course you did You're friends with Milonakis And I tried to act like I knew what I was talking about It was him and three other dudes in a dungeon And they all knew sushi And I tried to talk about the sushi And I was like, oh, this one tastes real complex They're like, really? It does?

And they just shit on me. They made me look like an asshole. Who invited you? Him. Wow. First sentence of his career description. On January 26, 2003, the day of Super Bowl 37, Milonakis decided not to attend a friend's party

and instead recorded a video titled, The Super Bowl is Gay. That's his intro. Wait, was that your Super Bowl, Steven? Oh, man. In San Diego, over the Raiders, 48-21. The Amigos have a lyric about Andy Milonakis. I forget how it goes, but I know he did. He's the GOAT.

He's hilarious. He's very funny. He's the GOAT. He's hilarious. You've never laughed at fucking a Milonakis thing? No, you haven't. Yes, I have. I love his battle raps with Dirt Nasty. goat he's hilarious he's you've never laughed at fucking a millinakis thing no you haven't yes i have what's what's i love his battle raps with uh dirt nasty yes those are funny exactly he was

funny or he would like go to old people in new york and be like want to race bitch and he'd fucking run next to them who was the french prankster he was my favorite oh yeah uh Oh, yeah. Pepe Le Pew. Yeah, that was him. That fucking goofy-ass skunk. It's like Root. Fousey too? Is it Remy Youssef? Yeah, Fousey. Nah. Fousey was like the one of...

Remy. Remy Girard. Remy Girard, yeah. Something like that. Didn't he dress up as like a big pigeon? Oh, he did a lot of good shit. Didn't he like shit on cars out of car washes? Yeah.

Yeah. That shit's not cool. Fousey was like, did you guys ever watch that whole documentary about him? And like how he was like, went completely insane. Like a seven part documentary.

Fousey Tube. Is that the guy that got his hair tattooed? Yeah. The Persian man. He went to like the cheapest hair tattoo ever. It was just like black.

Dude, he went straight up nuts. Is he alive? Yeah. Surprisingly. He walked somebody out at Rough and Rowdy. Really? Yeah. What? That's Dan Rude. Dude, yeah. Yeah, surprisingly. He walked somebody out at Rough and Rowdy. Really? Yeah.

What? Dan Rude. Yeah, he did. He went on a whole rant saying he was going to be opening up for J. Cole at his next tour and shit. All this stuff. I'm going to be on stage. And he was just lying. You've got to watch it.

It was the most interesting thing I've ever seen in my life I was no like I watched like a dude I wanted to get blasted for that I do I watched okay it wasn't

it wasn't sorry but I watched like a six hour documentary it might have been longer than that in one day it could be the most

interesting thing it was crazy you don't know you haven't seen it yeah I'm not like he's actually completely insane I'm not

I don't give a fuck I'm not mad Like he's actually completely insane. I'm not. I don't give a fuck. I'm not mad at all. What would they get mad about? That's the most interesting to get some life experience. Yeah, sorry. No, I'm going to watch it. How long is it?

Long. Watch some Ken Burns. Watch the Ken Burns Civil War documentary. That's interesting. Baseball is too. Baseball. Go to the Grand Canyon. What was the prank show that was on Comedy Central where they were British guys,

and one of their pranks was using a gigantic cell phone in public? How's that a prank? You're talking about the Impractical Jokers. No, no, no. Impractical Jokers, Brandon. He would shout into the phone, and he would be in a public place. I kind of remember. It was very British. And then sometimes he would be in a park, and a giant guy in a squirrel costume would come beat him up.

Impractical joke. Yeah, that sounds like King Bash. It's not a practical joke. Are you talking about Dude Perfect? No, I'm not talking about Dude Perfect. Yeah, I think you're talking about Dude Perfect. Nobody knows what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about.

That sounds like bottom of the barrel pranks. I was a Kenny versus Spenny guy. What was the fucking name of that show? It was funny. Kenny versus Spenny was genius. I need to know. That was an incredible, incredible show. The funniest, the best prank that I've ever seen was the, was it Jackass where they did the,

where they brought their friend and made him pretend to dress up as a terrorist? Trigger Happy? Oh, yeah. Trigger Happy TV? That one is so fucking funny. Trigger Happy TV, Brandon? Trigger Happy TV. It was Trigger Happy TV.

What are you showing people? I asked for restaurant recommendations in East Lansing, Michigan last night, and Jamel Hill just told me Crunchies, Peanut Barrel, and Beggar's Banquet. Shout out, Jamel. Thank you, Jamel Hill. Thank you, Jamel Hill. Yeah, Trigger Happy TV. It was good.

I thought we were talking prank shows. My bad. No, it was. I remember that show, and I remember British guys being like, what? Hello? I kind of want to watch that. I want to watch that shit. That and Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

That's like King Bach with the big spoon. That's on Hulu now. Is it? Yeah. What is? Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Oh, with the overdubs? Yes.

That's great. That is a great show. I love it. It is a great show. It is very, very funny. But I like scrolling to it. I don't know if I could like Put an episode on Hulu

From the beginning But you can watch Somehow you consume it You can watch five minutes of it I want to watch it like passively You know the You know like the original Bad Grandpa

Where he does like the balls Yes You ever seen that one Yes That one is so fucking funny Yeah Well you don't think That one's funny

No no That was good We were talking about pranks I thought it was an anecdote No we were talking pranks I don't think I've's funny? No, it was. Oh, you were talking about pranks. I thought it was an anecdote. No, you were talking pranks. I don't think I've seen any funnier videos prank-wise than those. Pranks have kind of fallen off.

Yeah, because now it's like going up and making out with my sister in front of my Lamborghini. That's what they're doing now? Oh, yeah. Oh, Jesus. Going up to Moe. No, because it'll be like these two people dating, and they'll be like, hey, can you take a picture of me and my sister? And they'll start making out. Or it's people being like, I was racist in the hood. Yeah.

It's like, oh, sweet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello? Say it's the giant phone. No, I'm on a boat in Holland. He's on a boat. In Holland. No, it's rubbish.

There's lots of cheese and stuff. Oh, man. Yeah, I can't talk. Yes. You're cringing, KB. Yeah, I can't talk. Yes. You're cringing, KB? Yeah, I can't see you. You don't know British comedy, bro. That is some British comedy.

I think he could have done that divided by 10, and it would have been funnier. Divided by 10, the phone size? It was a gigantic phone, but it was maybe realistic. And he wasn't screaming as loud. Got it, as you were saying. But these were the originators. Like a shoe-sized phone or something. Yeah.

And just talking in almost a normal voice. Yeah, that shit was whack. Maybe a little loud. That shit doesn't sound like a prank. That shit was dumb. I wish he just had a conversation on a phone. Bro, you don't get British. You got to go to England, bro.

You need some life experience. Now, have a pint over there in a pub. I would like that. Yeah, you would. Have some cabbage or some shit. I like cabbage. Bangers and mash. Fish and chips.

I'm more familiar with the British humor. Your mind's not getting away from the meeting, is it? Oh, fuck. I need you focused. No, I was actually just looking at Stephen and just putting insults on the prep sheet, but that's okay. Oh, wow. I didn't see that.

No NFL updates. Bucs absolutely stomped the Bears into oblivion. That's not really an insult. Into Bolivian? Yeah. Do it in a Barstow way, at least. Why'd you just put that on? I mean, it happened, right?

Rude. Rude. Rude. No mention of the Chiefs and Mahomes. Yeah, there's some other blowouts around the league. Yeah. Bengals. Pats. Yeah.

Jets. Bengals are good, by the way. It's not like I didn't put that in there. It was the most notable for the show. Cardinals. Cardinals 7-0, dude. That was Skorgami. Skorgami.

What church are y'all looking at in there? What are you guys doing in there? Are you looking at Big Dog Shops? Traffic Tees? You guys looking at Tees? Give me another Big0, dude. That was Skorgami. Skorgami. What church are y'all looking at in there? What are you guys doing in there? Are you looking at Big Dog Shops? Are you guys looking at teams? Give me another Big Dog, then. Let's workshop another Big Dog. It's Big Dog, but they're the Harry Potter characters. Oh, perfect.

I don't know them. Help me, Sass. Harry Potter. Ron Weasley. Ron Beagle. Ron Beagle. Yes, there we go. You're back.

Harry Poodle. Harry Potter. Potter. Potter. P-A-W. Ron Beagle. Yes, there we go. Harry Poodle. Harry Potter. Potter. Potter, yeah. Dogwarts. Good. Dogwarts. Dogwarts.

Ron Westminster. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, that's a good one. Hermione. Oh, they pottered and the deathly howls. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Ciderin. J.K. Growling. J.K. Growling. God damn. Damn it. Oh, yeah pottered and the deathly howls. That's pretty good. It's pretty good. JK growling.

JK growling. Oh, yeah. Okay. We need to get shot. I need that shirt. That's a good shirt. Add that to the cart. That's a great fucking shirt.

Yeah, everybody gets one. Six X. No, they have unit size. You're putting 220 bones. Put in Jersey Jerry's credit card. Can Barstool Sportsbook say the same? They should they have unit size. You're putting 220 bones. Put in Jersey Jerry's credit card. Can Barstool Sportsbook say the same? They should call their units bones. That would be funny.

Yeah. Now with vets. See, that's just like one of the things I can bring to the table in this deal. You're hired. Yeah. Sash, you're already in. You don't have to interview. Can you work an assembly line?

Can you stop the presses? Yeah. I know a cotton guy. Oh, I bet you do. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Brandon. My uncle. It's a good cotton plug.

They need to change their sizes, because small has to be pupperino. And the medium just is doggo. And then husky. Husky is too large. Yeah. And then woofer. Woofer. Yeah.

Mastiff. Yeah. Yeah Yeah 3XL Yeah And you hit it You like click it You know how you can click it And be like Does this fit to size

And it's like Just a big mastiff It's like If you're around this size If you're around the size Of a mastiff I used to want a mastiff So bad But then I imagined The shits that they took And they have to be this size. If you're around the size of a Mastiff. I used to want a Mastiff so bad, but then

I imagine the shits that they took. They have to be Jurassic Park scale. Same with a Great Dane. A lot of dogs take similar size poops. Yeah, they do. Big dogs take big shits. Big dogs take big shits. I think smaller dogs

are a higher percentage of their body weight than bigger dogs. Oh, yeah. But it's still a smaller shit. But it's still a big shit for their body. I mean, like, humans is the same way, kind of, right? What? Yeah, but you can't say for their body as an argument.

You're saying that bibs is taking the same shit as Frank the Tank? Fleas, compared to their body, have the biggest penis. Yeah, and that's like... But my dick is still bigger than a fleas. Is it? No. Well, that's how it all goes Yeah, and that's like probably wouldn't. But my dick is still bigger than a flea's. Is it? No. Well, that's how it all goes. Like, that's like why beetles

are the strongest animal. But like an ant carrying a postcard is cooler than you carrying it. True. That's a fact. I agree with that. Like a beetle can carry

like whatever, however much times its weight and it's still not like anything compared to like what a human can carry but it's still cooler. I don't think beetles are the strongest.

Right, but we are talking about shit. Yeah, but a Shih Tzu takes, what, a one-pound poop? That would be like if you took a 40-pound poop. Definitely not one pound. A Shih Tzu does not have a one-pound poop. Dude, I saw a picture of a— What? A Shih Tzu?

One-pound poop? A Shih Tzu. Shit is pretty dense. I saw a snake's poop this weekend, a picture of a snake's poop, and it looked like human poop. No way. It was a picture online of this guy following A picture of a snake's poop. And it looked like human poop. No way. It was a picture online of this guy following the real Tarzan. How do they shit?

It looked like a human turd. Where's their anus? I think at the back end. Ew. No, there's still a face coming out of a tube. So what do you think? It just comes right out their mouth? I thought it would just be the same exact shape of the snake, the turd. It probably is.

They just shed. They shed their shit? They shed theird. It probably is. They just shed. They shed their shit? They shed their shit. Their skin is their poop? I respect that. Show me some snake poop. Can I see some snake poop? How cool would it be if snake poop?

Go to the real Tarzan. Snake poop. Snake poop, please. I don't know if he... I think it was the real Tarzan. Go to the Oh My God one. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Top left. What the fuck is that? Oh. What's fuck is that? Oh. What's it shitting out? What is it called? That's like a prolapsing. Oh, God.

What's up, guys? What's up, guys? A lot of people have been asking. No, no, no. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off. Blood, blood.

Turn it off. God damn it. Fuck it. That was so gross That was so disgusting It looked like a pocket pussy Oh no Was that what I think it is?

That was a stinky fart Yeah Why'd you do that, Roan? I didn't say I fucking saw it coming out I didn't see it crowning That shit was fucking disgusting Yeah, it looked like a can of soup I also saw a still photo I didn't see it crowning. That shit was fucking disgusting. Yeah, it looked like a can of soup. I also saw a still photo.

I didn't see a fucking flip book. A movie. All right, we can get through it. Oh, we're going to find something else. No, let's not do that. How cool would it be if humans shed like that? Like we were just chilling here and I just ripped off a layer. Not cool.

Ripped off a layer of me. Threw it into the center of the room. Let's do another big dog shirt to get us off that. We're just crop dusting with our dead skin all over the place. How about like Goodfellas or some shit like that? My God. Oh, we should do succession. Yes, that's the one I was talking about.

We should do succession. I can come with that. Did that snake eat a dildo? Snakes can't digest dildos. Fun fact. So inside. Inside. The cock head. dildo snakes can't digest dildos fun fact so inside inside the cock does the shit fill like the entire snake tube snakes are just full of shit yeah there's there's shit there's a part of them where it's just it's nothing but shit yeah it has to be damn that first comment is spot on i never knew snake shit i thought they just threw up. That motherfucker shit's like a human.

It does, and it blew my mind. I didn't mean to take people through the actual procedurals of their fucking... How did you get into the situation that somebody showed you a picture of snake shit? I follow that guy. Oh, you follow him. I follow Tarzan. I was trying to get him hired a minute ago to do outdoor shit. He's fucking great.

The real Tarzan, he's always like, he's one with the animals. He's very kind to the animals. Not like Wells, putting up 14-point bucks every day. Those poor bucks, man. Tarzan loves the fucking bucks. This guy's got six million followers. I'm saying, he does numbies. Big numbies.

And he's fucking, bro, he's one with them, bro. He understands them. He's more animal than some of these animals. Is that true? Look at that. Is that a Gila monster? That's a hat. That's a Komodo.

You think? Oh. And he'll feed them like live rabbits. It's a monitor. Oh, that bitch needs a boyfriend. Fuck. I really need a boyfriend. Well, follow her.

Yeah. Yeah. Turn it off, boyfriend. Well, follow her. Yeah. Yeah. Get her off camera. Let's get her on the show. That'll be funny. That hot girl. Let's get her that girl a boyfriend. Whoever that is.

God damn. An 8 to 10 pound Shih Tzu taking 2 to 3 8 ounce shits a day is like Big Cat taking two to three 30 pound shits. As a 170 pound guy, Big Cat? Right, but if I'm just seeing shit and not attached to the animal, I would rather just have a smaller shit around. What? I'd rather just have a smaller shit

be lying around in a big shit. Into the football field? Yeah, I don't... It's gonna be you. I'm excited. That wasn't preparing at all? We were just explaining. I'm gonna start my diet November 1st after Halloween.

What are you going to do, like intermittent fast? I don't know. Probably just not eat for a while. Just pound coffee in the morning?

Yeah. Just go keto. Yeah, maybe I'll go keto. Yeah, November 1st, that's going to be the day. That's going to be

a hard month to diet. Thanksgiving, you take a couple days off. It's still football season. It's still, you're in this routine. How do you break this routine in the middle of the season? Your routine's not that bad.

You can do it. You can do it. Your routine's not that bad. You got mad at me when I did this to you. I will. Yeah, but this is football season. You can't change your routine. I should get a treadmill desk.

Just walk uphill. Oh, yeah. Yes. What if we did a treadmill? Put the incline all the way up. What if we were like. Okay, go. Okay, go. Yeah, we did a treadmill? Put the incline all the way up. What if we were like... Okay, go. Okay, go. Yeah, doing the yak on treadmills. That would be awesome.

If we did it for a week, we could learn the whole okay, go dance. If we just did the show on treadmills. I think if we walked on a treadmill during the yak every day, we would all get shredded within two months. KB, is that true? You're our walking guy? Just from walking yeah

I mean increasing your activity by over and over are there treadmills quiet enough to do inside the studio yeah if you could have to wear

the Britney Spears headset like kind of the only treadmills I could ever afford were the ones that are very very loud and a large man can't walk on those

we need to get those those slanted ones the ones that have like kind of a U shapeshape for sprinting. Those ones are always soft. Look at these fucking hijinks. It's like they invented TikTok. Yeah.

They're geniuses. They're like, we're going to be ugly and famous. This is how we discovered Blattman. There was a gif yesterday. You said a different thing than me. There was a gif yesterday that part of my take put out about there's a dancing guy. And it's the most captivating gif I've ever seen. Is this real?

Is this a real dance? It is. His legs were moving too fast. That's real? It's been on reels for like. I've never seen this. Every time I open my reels. It's the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

He looks like he was working the fitness ladder every day. Yeah, get that up. He kicks so fucking hard. Watch this guy. Look how fast this guy's legs are. No, no, no. You got to watch him start. From the beginning when he pushes bra bro out of the way.

All right, is this guy dancing? Nope. He says, nah. No, no, no. You're slipping. Oh, my word. Look at that. And his body, the top of his body.

Because look at everybody else who's going regular. He's got the fastest feet I've ever seen. Looks like a money counter. Why is he wearing ballet shoes? Because I'm assuming this is probably something he does often. I've never seen anything like that. And he's definitely the straightest dude of all time. There's no doubt in my mind that he's completely straight.

That doesn't make sense. I love in traditionally homophobic countries where all the men hold hands to dance. It just warms my heart. I just like to see each other like that. And they want to cover up women. Yeah. They just hold hands. Like 18 dudes holding hands.

They go and do saunas together and beat each other with leaves. Right. Or beat each other up. We actually hate gay people. Now get that cock back in my mouth I'm just kidding I'm just kidding That's okay You don't have to be kidding

Yeah bro You can be serious You can be homophobic for real We probably need a little diversity on this show Diversity of thought More important than diversity It was supposed to be a diverse show Rone's homophobic

And he's racist We got it all What are you talking about? I bet the battle rap scene is real homophobic. And it's racist. Not at all. What are you talking about? I bet the battle rap scene is real homophobic. They were when they started. Now they're like all social justice warriors. They'll be like, I'll kill you. But also, if I went to battle rap, they'd be like, your company's racist.

And I'll kill you. It's like, you can't murder threat me. Did you see, was it Lil Boozy? Oh, yeah. He tweeted like it was 2004. Oh, yeah. It was crazy. It was fucking wild.

To Lil Nas X. Yeah, he called him a hard F, and it was a wild, wild tweet. Yeah, it's hilarious. I don't even know. I don't know how do they even let that get out. It don't even know. I don't know how that, how that, how do they even let that get out? Well, I think it doesn't have like a manager and stuff. He was probably just out of pocket. You don't think

he has a manager? You think he's going to hire a manager to be like I honestly don't think he has one. Yeah, no way. I thought he has a social media manager. Not like PR. No way. Dude, if you saw this tweet, you would know he does not have a social media manager. Because I was like, how does someone on his team not make him take that down? I don't think he has a team. It's him and his phone. Yeah, he hasn't had a career in a Because I was like, how does someone on his team not make him take that down? There is no team. I don't think he has a team. It's him and his phone.

Yeah, he hasn't had a career in a while. That's like someone saying like Gilly doesn't post his own shit. Like Gilly's going to post whatever he wants to. Like this guy, Boosie, was outside of – Does Gilly post his own shit? I think for the – like you think that when he's like taking a video of himself, he's like send it to someone else, like upload this. Yeah.

No way. I don't think so. Who are you not doing your own shit? But yeah, I post my own shit. Who are you basing this off of? I mean there's like he has a whole social media team. People clip his podcast but that's different than like when he's like you think that he if he like goes and like is at the backstage of one of his shows or something like that and is filming himself and other rappers that he's sending it off to somewhere or he just hits post?

I guess, yeah, he probably just hits post. I think same thing with Boosie who would go outside Planet Fitness and be... He did do that. Denounced the trans community in Planet Fitness. He was running it by somebody. He set off the Lunk Alarm by being transphobic. He did.

He was sprinting from the Lunk Alarm. Speaking of sprinting from alarms, the place that we had that show in Indiana, it set on fire afterwards. Do you know why? Because people were ordering too many pizzas. No, no, no. No, no. The owner was trying to make Dave a one-bite pizza, and he hadn't turned on the oven in like five years.

There's no way he had it because 18 other people were downstairs at the bar and everyone was ordering pizzas. Oh, really? There's no way that that was the first pizza because we got a pizza. He must have done it on a different oven, though. Really? But they made all these other pizzas. They had a pizza oven. Maybe they didn't put the one bite in a...

The pizza was trash. I mean, they wasted their time. It was bad, but the place was literally on fire as we were leaving. It was a fun trip, though. Smoke was billowing out of the kitchen. They're like, don't go in there. The punk show was awesome. You had fun?

Yeah, we did. You looked really cool up there. Yeah, you did. It is just glorified photos you vibing out to. I stood in such a bitch position all night and didn't realize it. I was just right off the stage just watching you guys like a girlfriend. How was that bitch? How was that bitch?

Big Cat was singing and dancing. You were off to the side, weren't you? Thursday. I didn't go on Friday. I was sitting right behind Frankie just making sure, weren't you? Thursday, I didn't go on Friday. I was sitting right behind Frankie just making sure he was doing a good job. I didn't go on Friday, sorry. Frankie looked badass, too.

You were supportive enough on Thursday for two nights. What happened was we were doing pictures, and then I went to walk through the crowd because we weren't able to talk to everyone, so I walked through the crowd and talked to everyone, and then the bouncer was like, here, I'll get you back to the concert we got to go out and around and so we went outside and i was like just take me home yeah i'm gonna i'm just gonna leave like what why would i go back yeah yeah it was awesome thursday was awesome as we left on as you guys left on thursday i did the

same thing i was like yeah i'm gonna get out of here as expeditiously as possible. Here he is, Mincy. Yeah, I was feeling it. I had the altitude, too, going in my favor. Dude, it almost killed me. Any lungs? No, I just got really drunk. Fuck yeah. Had like maybe six, seven beers.

And the Coors is more local out there. Yeah. Coors doesn't have to course banquets out there oh yeah you know that you know about that life oh yeah i'm a never boy uh brandon and i bowled on saturday he bowled in 97 yeah i heard bro that's like having an iq under 100 listen the first the first game doesn't count yeah i haven't bowled in five years i think you're like legally handicapped you know i asked if you wanted to put the bumpers up. How heavy of a ball did he use?

12. I used a 12-pound ball. What? Come on, dude. It was bad. You're, like, 6'5". You used the same ball. I used 13.

You put it on. Then you used my ball the whole time. I used 14 as well. You can't use a 12 and roll sub-100 at your size. Oh, man. Come on, dude. The second game, I bounced back. The first game shouldn't count.

What's bouncing back? 130, something like that. Okay. 132. But, I mean, I hadn't bowled in a really long time. I bowled a 147. Can we do a show from a bowling alley, please? Yes.

We've got to bowl. I want to go bowling. I love bowling. Why? You can't swing your arm like a pendulum? You've got to tell him. I locked it in later. I got better.

You can't do it. You stand up. Never happened. No way. 97. No, you did do better. Let's go bowling today. I figured out my spin halfway through. I figured out my spin halfway through, and I was better.

It was an old school bowling alley, too, which I love. Nobody knew. Like, not the new shit. Smoking inside type of thing? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Not the new shit where it's like, you know, cosmic bowling or anything like that. I'm tired of cosmic bowling.

There were people there that are there every day. Bowling fuck. If I hear you bowl to sub. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We opened up a new bowling that are there fuck every day bowling fuck if i hear you bowling fuck susan's surrender what are you talking about why are you bringing up size big guy card revoked if you do it one more time i'll give you a pass this time is he small i'll take you out. Kyle, have a drink. We'll bowl three games against each other.

I'll win two of the three games. No, you won't. Yes, I will. Yes. How much do you want to bet? Well, now we have to watch this. Yes. Yeah.

Stephen, what is your score? Shay is definitely going to be weird. I ain't losing to a 6'5 guy. Why do you keep saying 6'5? Well, the 97, that's her damn share. What does the height have to do with the score? Because you're more powerful. You think big, powerful guys are the best bowlers?

Manute bowl. Bowlers aren't big guys. I'm just saying, you should have more t-shirts. You should have more power behind your ball than a smaller person. But I actually got better when I took the power off. Two out of three. Two out of three. Youty toddy. Gosh almighty. Two out of three.

You won't get a game. Who the hell are we? Come on in, brother. Come on in, brother. Come on. You might as well. All right, we're going to the pool now. Why are you masked up?

Why are you masked up? So how was it? It was freaking amazing. Did everyone know you? Everyone knew me, yes, Peter. Every single person? No, not everyone. Not everyone.

No, not everyone. I'm not going to come on here spewing lies, but I felt like over 50% did. I mean, I got – Okay. It was definitely like when I walked out of the stadium – Was there a Mincy chant? There was like – I had like a line of like 15 people trying to take pictures.

Got the Dante Moncrief saying I'm a Rebel legend last night. Nice, nice. From Moncrief? From Feed Moncrief. How many people attend these games? Like 50K? We were – 25 people.

72,000 strong at this one to cast 36 000 new year probably probably reach but i don't know it was it was it was wild i mean it was it was everywhere i went in oxford love it yeah it was it was freaking we never get to beat the crap at lsu everybody's getting to do it this year yep did uh first time in six years couldn't have been couldn't have been a more fun weekend did you get dinner with sj twoe's mom yes yeah she was sitting next to me sj twoe's is still we he works for central florida for gus malzahn uh his mom was like a fan yeah it was awesome yeah you see the i was protecting her blind side the picture that's her that's and one other one other thing that was really funny big cat was

i ran into the mayor of oxford outside the uh the city grocery restaurant you just looked in the mirror yeah did he pass the torch no no you don't want to make me me making any political decisions whatsoever no i was saying that you're the mayor no i know i know what you're saying but yeah yeah but no so it's a lady her name's rob Robin Tannehill. Okay. But I was standing by. You guys have a chick, man? We do. Progressive. Very progressive.

I actually think women make better politicians. No, but I was standing by. Hillary 2024? Yes. All these people were standing. I was standing by the mayor talking, and everybody that came by was yelling at me. Yeah? Not the mayor.

Not the mayor? Yeah. Damn. So that was pretty wild. That's a fucking lot. It was big. It was big. Big time. Big time pretty wild. That's a fucking glow up. It was big time. Big time in Mississippi. What's your approval rating?

You know, I don't really know the answer to that. She's liberal in a pretty conservative area. So there's definitely. But I like her. Clash of the Titans. Clash of the Titans. Do the chant. Do the chant for her.

Do the chant. No, he only does it three times a year. Well, we probably did it a little more than that. What did you do? I did the one that Brandon got on me on one. Actually, I only did it twice this weekend. Okay. But I did one in the Grove.

The thing that's going on that's crazy is when the students see me, they're just, like, losing their minds. Love it. That is the thing that's crazy. It's like they just go nuts with the music. I love it. Yes. And, like, so I get these hype videos, and it's just great, man.

It's good. Yeah, no, I saw the one you did. It was awesome. Yeah, look at this. And that's LSU's punter from the national championship team, Zach Graham Rosenberg. Go to hell, LSU. Yeah.

You have to go to hell, LSU. Love it. All right. Big time. Go to hell, LSU. Thank you, Mincy. Thank you all. It looked fucking fun.

Best weekend I've had in Oxford since 2014. Love it. You said it was top three. I noticed you didn't say anything. Top three ever. I'm not being salty. I'm ordering my lunch. Can I have some? Yeah, I want some too. I anything. Top three ever. Damn. Happy and salty. I'm not being salty. I'm ordering my lunch.

Can I have some? Yeah, I want some too. I was going to get sushi. Okay. Want to get me sushi? Yes. You owe him lunch. How do I owe him lunch?

You do. Top three is just third. You owe him your career. Yeah. Britt. I saved my son. No one's saying top three to say that it was like their second or first best. Yeah, top three means it was their third best weekend. Third best weekend. I think it could LaSanne. No one's saying top three to say that it was their second or first best. Yeah, top three means it was their third best weekend.

I think it could maybe mean two. Then you'd say top two, wouldn't you? Nah. Because it could, you know. The crazy thing about the students is that they all fucking know me. That's the craziest part. That was the craziest part was they all loved me and went wild. As soon as they saw me.

Brandon, you're going to lose the Egg Bowl by a lot. No, we're not. That team's not good. Yeah, you are. We're going to win the Egg Bowl. We're beating Kentucky this week, then we're going to win the Egg Bowl. Ole Miss is not a good football team. They've got one good player.

He's going to be hurt by the time we play, and we're going to kill him. The quarterback? Yeah. What if he wins the Heisman? He's not going to win the Heisman. The what? He's not going to win the Heisman. The Heisman.

The Heisman. Brandon, you never dyed not going to win the Heisman. The Heisman. The Heisman. Brandon, you never dyed your hair black. I was never supposed to. I don't know. Somebody told me you were. For like a grand. Yeah, we were going to pay you to dye it. Yeah, but I didn't agree to do it.

Yes, you did. The wife put the kibosh on it. Yeah, the wife said no. Nah. But she also said yes to the wristlet that you had on, and she said sometimes you've got to take your fashion into your own hands. Do you know how that all ended? Yeah, she took the wristlet.

She took it back, and she said, I can't believe you let me buy that for you. Yeah, that's what I mean. I can't believe you wore that. She knows that you need to take control of your own density. I was just wearing it because she, yeah, yeah. It was a wild move. She was just testing me out. She's a gaslighting girl boss.

I wore it for like a month. Remember that thing? It was awful. I wore it for like a month. Remember that thing? It was awful. No, it wasn't that bad. You should bring it back. Maybe I'll bring it back. Sass is about to get some new shoes. No way. We're going sneaker shopping with Complex.

Fuck yeah. With who? Let's see what he's feeling, what he's not. Hopefully, he'll buy some shoes. Are they writing a story about you? No. Yeah. They're doing a video about him. For real?

Yeah. It's going to be in the New York Post. Right next to it. It's going to be below the Brianna Chicken Fry story. Bryce Hall and Brianna Chicken Fry have beef. We tried to settle it on our show. What? We're trying to squash it.

Because she's always talking shit behind his back. But whenever he goes on whatever BFFs, they don't fucking have the same energy. Like halfway through the show when we're recording with him, I said something. I was like, oh, yeah, Roan does that. And he's like, who's Roan? And I'm the singy for the summer guy. Yeah. That's all we got.

I started crying right in front of him. Yeah. It was fine. I don't care. I don't care that you don't know me. He was a nice guy, though. Yeah? Oh, yeah.

I wonder if he's seen the 7,000 tweets that I've made about him. Yeah. He thinks that Rihanna talks behind his back. And the blogs that I've made about him. He thinks that Rihanna talks behind his back. And the blogs that I've written about him. He's the most famous TikToker? No. He's the most controversial though. He's the bad boy of

TikTok. Why? What'd he do? He's just a bad boy. Yeah? He's naughty. He does not like to behave. How naughty is he? Jingoism. He's always doing jingoism. Oh really? Let's just say he smokes weed and he drinks beers. What? He eats edibles. Yeah.

Let's not blow up his spot. I don't know. I feel bad. Bro, he was talking about it on the podcast. Oh, fuck. And he talked about it on Mush the Line. He was talking about drinking beer on Mush the Line. Shut up.

It was funny because we were like... Who knows, dude? He's 23. He's kind of ageless. It's Owen's age. Yeah, nice guy, though. Shout out, Owen. Shout out, Owen.

Shout outs to you, Owen. Tell us more about your birthday. I feel like you're holding out. I didn't do much. Shout out to the goat. Oh, dog. Did any of your good friends make any plans with you, try to celebrate with you? I asked you to hang out.

You went to Brass Monkey? Yeah. Uh-huh. With a shitload of bitches. Me and Owen hung out. No, not. With a shitload of bitches. You guys watch movies all weekend together?

Mm-hmm. That's dope. Sometimes you gotta just chill. Yeah, with your homies. Me and Owen spent a good amount of time together. Yeah. Just straight up chillin'. That's what he would've wanted.

In your bed or his. Nick was there too. Thank you. Were you? You know who wasn't there though? KB. KB. He was too busy.

He was smitten. The fourth musketeer. KB was smitten. Six wide with bitches. I guess that cunt gettin' eaten. What? Huh? Zalia Banks. I've been listening to her all weekend.

Oh, she's hilarious. Yeah. She had all the makings of a superstar. Yeah, she had it all. The most talented female artist. She said too much. She was the one who said that. Borderline personality disorder.

She came out about the Kanye fucking Jeffree Star thing, right? I think she came up with that. Came up with it or came out with it? Because those are two different things. I don't think she's fabricating. I think Kanye was getting sucked. Yeah, I think so. Just kidding.

Old Kanye West big big dog name be? That's what I was just going to think. Come on. My beautiful bark twisted. College dog out. Yep, there it is. Kanye. Kanye best boy. Kanye Best Boy.

Best, yeah. Best boy in the whole wide world. He's just sitting, giving a boop. Kanye. There's got to be a dog with West in it. Only Westminster dog shows. Oh, yeah. There's got to be some breed of dog.

K9-Yay. Yeah, there it is. It was right in front of us the whole time. Canine yay west. Canine yay. Canine yay. No, that sounds awful. Canine yay west.

Kanye west. Travis Barker. Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian. Yeah, there it is. Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian. Is that Wiener Dog? Yeah, that'd be funny if we put her face on a Wiener Dog. With a Wiener Dog with a big fat ass.

Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian. We'll have every single Kardashian and that's the only joke. It's all their last names are that. But the dogs have fat asses. Yeah. It's a Chloe.

They're popping champagne into a glass on their ass. Yeah. The dogs have big asses. Big old fat asses. And then there's a, in the clouds, it's Robert. Yeah. But like the real photo of him. Yeah, right.

It's the man. It's the man. It's the perfect. He's walking them all on a leash from heaven. R.I.P. Yeah, man. My favorite lawyer. R.I.P. to a goat.

I was a big Johnny Cochran guy. You were? Cochran was, he's like the Neil deGrasse Tyson of lawyers to me. He's very me first lawyer. He checked out too, didn't he? He did. He's dead. He had a great run. So did Gloria Allred. He's a very me-first lawyer. He checked out too, didn't he? He did. He's dead. He had a great run.

So did Gloria Allred. She's dead? She ain't dead, is she? She's not dead. I think she is. When would she have died? Marsha Clark, then? Can it last two to three years? I don't think.

Really? No, she didn't. Hello? You're right. She dead, Zah? You're doing a dead check. Marsha Clark is alive. Wait, who did you say before Marsha Clark?

All red, this lady. She's alive. She's still taking cases. Wearing all red. Oh, I didn't. Damn. That just hit me. Wait, she's in the National Women's Hall of Fame?

When did they induct her? Yeah, who else is in that? Who else is in that? Oh, fuck yeah. Well, this place is sexist. When is there a National Men's Hall of Fame? Yeah, this shit's problematic, bro.

What the hell? We gotta go. Where is this? Induction postponed. I wanna go see their busts. Big shopping trip. Seneca Falls. Looks nice.

Where is that? Is that upstate? New York. All right, let's go. Girl, Dad, I might have to go up there. Wait, it's free to $7 a person? Free to $7. So how do you determine?

Men pay, obviously. It's free for anyone who's not misogynistic, and it's $7 for you, Brandon. Yeah, you'll have to pay. Right, but $7 is the most. I mean, that's not really a big punishment for misogyny. It'd be funny if it was just like the wives of male Hall of Fame athletes. That's how you get inducted. Sammy Sosa's wife can't get in.

All the roofs are glass ceilings. If you want to redo it, it's Peyton Manning's wife can't get in. And Roger Clemens. Not Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning blamed his wife for the HGH. She was like, oh, she was ordering it. And Roger Clemens did HGH with his wife. Remember those photos they had of them?

She ripped? They would do HGH and fuck. That's what you're doing. That's the worst steroid you can take. Find the picture of Ryder Cummins and his wife By the pool It was like a photo shoot

It was crazy Remember your explore page Was just girls with six packs Yeah Hot They probably look at A guy like me And they're like

I can fix that I can fix that That fucking There's a blob of clay To them They want to create. You fucking cream cheese and bagel stomach. I can fix that.

We'll fix you. I can tame this wild horse. I can get him to stop eating carbs. That's the hardest part about trying to get in good shape. Eating carbs? Not eating carbs. Correct. Because carbs are the only good food.

Correct. And also your body kind of needs some carbs. Yeah. Yeah, look at this. They were just doing awful for you. They were doing some steroids together. Look at her obliques. That's Peyton Manning's wife.

Which one's Roger Clemens? No, that's Roger Clemens, buddy. Which one's him? It was just funny because it was like, I don't do steroids. Here's a picture of me and my wife. Me and my jacked wife. Yeah. What's up?

This is my jacked wife. Look at her triceps dangling like the fucking fat of a lunch lady's arm. Those were massive. Looked like me. Sheesh. You could smack that and it would wiggle. My triceps are fucking massive. Kick my ass.

Do like a thousand push-ups a day. You do? Is that true? Oh, yeah. But you still won't wear short sleeves. I wore short sleeves in that video that you posted. Everyone was like, damn, Sass is fucking jacked. I know.

Can I see? Another time. He was so humble about it. Let me get a peek. I was not humble about it. Why? I was zooming in on my arms in that video. Yeah?

Tell me what an Eagles tailgate typically looks like. Yeah, here around 9 a.m. I've just been going strong all day. Usually I like to close out the day with a brawl. Oh, like a fight. Yeah, yeah. I woke up ready to fight. I'm looking for a fight today.

That day was the worst I've ever felt in my entire lifetime. Why? Ever. Ron, can you agree? What about when you were super sick as a kid? We're learning a lot about his entire life today. This was the worst. That was the worst. What about when you had to go lay down because of your stomach? We slept for like an hour. What about that time you had super sick as a kid? We're learning a lot about his entire life today. That was the worst.

We slept for like an hour. What about that time you had to go to the store? What about that time you punctured your lung? The stomach was up there. What about the sandwich trap? First of all, the lung was never in pain. When you ate the habanero, that was the worst. We were on the yak.

The dog food? We were on the yak and I was like, oh man, my shoulder hurts. And then all of a sudden Big Cat's like, I'm going to drive you to the worst. We were on the yak. The dog food? We were on the yak and I was like, oh man, my shoulder hurts. And then all of a sudden Big Cat's like, I'm going to drive you to the hospital. Like off camera. And he tries to act like he was kidding, but he was not kidding. No, I wasn't. He pulled me into another room and was like, we're going to the hospital. I wasn't.

I was not kidding. And then everyone blamed me. Everyone was like, you're a hypocrite. You made it a big deal. I did not make it a big deal. I said, oh man, my shoulder hurts. Why did you feel bad that day? Because we got like an hour of sleep.

We booked a hotel, and they told us that we couldn't stay there. And the whole city of Philadelphia was booked. Oh, they booked the whole city? We literally stayed there for an hour and a half while the woman at the front desk tried to call every other hotel. And she was calling up to like Atlantic City, and we just couldn't get a hotel anywhere. Nice of her. That's not her job. But they booked us every other hotel. She was calling up to Atlantic City, and we just couldn't get a hotel anywhere. Nice of her.

That's not her job. They booked us at the hotel. They took our reservation. We got there, and they were like, actually, we don't have rooms for you after we had made a reservation for five rooms. Just the worst. We were like, we pull up, and we were like, yeah. It was three in the morning when we got there. Instantly, you knew it was bad because we were like, yeah, we have a reservation for five rooms.

And she was like, oh, okay. Who scheduled you that because we don't have even one room available? And then it was just fucked. But I was nice about it. There was a lady who got there afterwards that was like, what the fuck? Yeah. She was like screaming at them. Yeah, because she didn't get a room either.

Bitch, at least just be fucking nice about it. This lady's not going to kick someone out of their room so you can sleep. Something was going on in the city. What am I supposed to do? Yeah. Bitch, figure it out. Bitch. I thought we were going to sleep in the car.

Luckily, Ron came through. Always does. Always does. It's big bro for you. Yeah. Salute. Zah, what are you looking at right now? Pull it up.

Seating chart? Arsenal seats? Yeah. You buying tickies? Where are we at right now? Pull it up. Seating chart? Arsenal seats? Yeah. You buying tickies? Where are we going to sit? Women versus women. I'm headed over to the UK sometime soon, so I was just looking for Arsenal seats. You're going to the women's game?

Yeah. I love the Arsenal. He looks so fucking jacked. He's got hideously jacked. Why is he jacked as fuck? He got jacked overnight. I've never seen. That was crazy.

Speaking of HGH. That was crazy. Speaking of HGH. What the fuck was that? I noticed it the other day. Dude, his arms were exploding out of the air. Yeah, run him down. He needs to explain himself. Which way did he go? His arms were bursting through.

No, he walked right through the wall. Yeah, like a juggernaut. That was crazy. I've never seen anything like that. He's like Karabas. He's on the same thing that Karabas is on. He's on whatever Karabas is on. Hard work.

Yeah. Working out. Dedication. Hard work and growth hormones. Daddy died of hard ass work. Baseball. Damn. Damn, that's nice that they got the Boydite sweatshirts in the lobby.

Would be cool if we got some of those. Yeah, I don't even know. I wore one on the college football show the other day. They gave us like six smalls. We've been waiting on our sweatshirts for like five weeks. They're like, it takes time. Then people get theirs the next day. We teased a new merch like two months ago.

We did. We're not giving it to you. We're not getting it. Does it matter? How's it going to benefit us? We're just spewing out. He's coming up. Awesome.

Thank God, because he looked fucking massive. My God. I was going to say something, but it looked like he was leaving. That's the kind of thing you have to interrupt. He's just in beast mode? It looked like my thigh. It actually is probably bigger than my thigh. Double the size.

What was it? His arm. His bicep tricep combo. His arm was exploding through his shirt. The long head of his bicep. The short head. He was fucking jacked. That was crazy.

I got to get whatever he's on. You've been trying to do that forever. I've been trying to get that for a while. I've never seen muscles pop up on a body like that. They popped up like a zip. I'm excited to see them. What the fuck? Here he comes.

Oh my god. My word. I'm excited to see him What the fuck Holy shit Jesus He's gotta give us a flex Give us a flex What have you been doing Why don't you take a seat How are you so How are you so fucking jacked right now Have you been back in the gym John

It literally took everybody's breath away I've been working out I'm on my board sometimes. Oh my god. Your arms are enormous. I make a promise here right now. I haven't touched a weight over 10 pounds. Look at your arm right now.

Look at your arm. That's fucking enormous. Car hard shirts make you look big. That's why I wear car hard all the time. No, they don't. What in the hell? I'm going to buy some car hard Nick. What in the hell? Switch shirts. Let's see what happens. Switch shirts with Nick and see what happens.

I'm going to buy some car art. What the fuck is happening? What's your routine, man? Give us a flex. Give us a flex. You haven't been. Come on. You can't objectify me.

Not this time. Just give us one. Your arm looks awesome. Yeah, you can. It's okay. Holy shit. Your tricep is as big as my head. I bet it's bigger than my thigh.

I just jump rope. I just jump rope. I stopped drinking a lot. That really did it. And it went straight to your bicep? The lack of alcohol went straight to his bicep. What the fuck is going on there? I did the same thing and got emaciated. That's what I want.

In a perfect world, I'd be emaciated right now. Your fucking shirt, your sleeves are screaming right now. You're stretching the fuck out of them. I seriously think that it's bigger than my fucking... I have a little bit more room if I go like this around my thigh. Let me go like that around your bicep. It is. I really didn't do anything except for kind of stop drinking.

Dude, your biceps are as big as my thighs. You're a beast. You're a fucking beast. Jumping rope? Jumping rope? Jumping rope? How heavy is the rope? We actually don't know if they have an ad deal with us anymore, so I'm not going to give a promo code.

Fuck them free. Damn. You got abs under there? No, fuck no. Inside it is. I think McAfee did a, like, McAfee was on a show talking about, who was he? Oh, no, it was when McAfee was on the Manning cast.

And he was talking about wearing cut sleeves because when you're still fat, you have okay arms, but you're still fat. Cut sleeves are the way to go, and that's why McAfee dresses like that. I should do that because I do not have... This is all dough. This is all bad.

It's a tough scene. Fuck you. You look awesome. Yeah, he does. You really do look good as fuck. God damn it. That's nice. Thanks, guys.

That means the world coming from there. Because everyone's so scared to walk by this room, and I get why. Because Owen chases you down the stairs. But it's nice to come in here and get a compliment. I really appreciate that. You stopped the show. The show's over now. The show, like.

It's the end of the show. Are we just not even on anymore? Just because the fella's talking? No, no, no. I'm saying, like, you can't. We can't do anything after we saw your arms. They're that good. There's nowhere to go.

That's nice. What are you guys up to? Just do one of these. You want a little shovel? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ridiculous. Hey, let's go!

Such a beast. Holy shit. Sass is so fucking envious right now. I'm not on steroids, man. I quit drinking. My liver was so bad, so I can't get on steroids. How does that give you big arms? There's no way that you're fat down there because your arms are completely toned.

No, I'm fat. No way. Yeah, wait. That you can touch me. Torso reveal? We need to see it. Fuck the torso. You want to touch it?

We need to see it. I'm too fat to see it. All right, come here. I won't touch it. Am I flex touch it? We need to see it. I'm too fat to see it. All right, come here. I won't touch it. Am I flexing it or no? Yes, yes. I mean, that's just a good stomach. You're in great shape.

That's just a hard stomach. Thanks, Brandon. This is awesome. I've also been enjoying your word of the days. No, I stopped those. Oh, you're on Roy. You're Roy to that. There's totally not on the day. No, I stopped those. What? Okay. Oh, you're on Roy. He's not on service. You're on Roy.

There's totally not on service. You're on Roy. I didn't realize you guys all had headphones on. I don't wear headphones. Why are you wearing headphones? Do people call into the show? No, it's John, Stephen, Chase. The, no, I don't know.

I just got bored of those. Those were fun. Whoever said that. Those were fun. So were you working out outside, drinking a protein shake, and doing a word of the day? Exactly what it is, yeah. You said you haven't lifted anything over 10 pounds?

I have 10-pound weights. You just lift those a million times? If I can be honest, I did just get 30 pounds, but I haven't used them. He's a genetic freak, folks. He's Scott Steiner. Were you athletic as a kid? I played high school sports. Sass is legit.

You were going by this room? Yeah, I was very athletic. I'm just going to start jumping rope. Yeah, Sass is going to jump rope and not realize it's all his genes. I'm going to start taking steroids. All right, that's a good show. Yeah. Thanks, Sean.

Let's end the show. Have fun, guys. Yeah. Thanks a lot. See everyone tomorrow. Thanks. God. The Yack Style The Yack The Yack The Yack The Yack

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