The Yak - Big Cat Pulled Out a DREAM CARD in His New Packs | The Yak 4-16-25

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

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The house uber drivers here. He's gonna I just went out to the kitchen and Kyle's like Nick was like hey Kyle's uber drivers here Is like what do you mean? It was really tall and he asked me to take a shot and I was like, what do you mean? He was really tall and he asked if he could take a shot. I was like, let me see how tall this guy is. How tall are you, sir? Six, eight? It's a tall ass Uber driver.

He's fucking tall. Imagine if I didn't let him come in. Yeah, and he was standing in the lobby. I was like, yeah, let's get him in here. Take a shot. All right, so you ready for your shot? Yeah, I just need a ball. All right, let's get him a ball.

Would love that. It was, Paige was like, yeah, should this guy come in? And said how tall is he and then you walked you're like, oh my god Yeah, gotta get him in here. So apparently too. He drove someone here Last year and asked he shot his shot not on the court in the yeah Not literally. Yeah trying to shoot it. He shot a shot by trying to yeah. Yeah. He was like, hey Can I come take a shot and so whoever that was denied him? We don't know who that was And so he took another shot with you Kyle And so this is his like he's been dreaming about taking a shot on this course to come get a shot

I denied him he didn't take that as an appropriate answer. Oh he bought it How'd it go down all right? Are you ready? All right, where are you gonna? Shoot from free throw? Where ever you're comfortable with what's your sweet spot one shot? Are you gonna make one you gotta make one you gotta make one you gotta make one So next time yeah next time you bring somebody here next time you bring someone here just ask and we'll you get you get a Shot every time. Yeah, all right Have a good one, man. Yeah, guy rules.

Prez, hire this man. He just wanted a shot. Yeah. And he was tall enough. Like, if he was 6'2", I would have said no. Yeah. Because it's like, all right, that's just regular height, dude.

Yeah. It's actually kind of short. It was five minutes of FBI level pressure. So what happened? Explain it to us. What did he say? He saw my Padres hat. He said, are you a sports fan?

And I said, it got to the point where I work at Barstool. Yeah. Well, he was dropping off here. And he said, oh, I have to take a shot at on your court That's my bucket list And I was like I'll try to I don't know about that. We have a security guard. He just can't bring anyone in he's like Yeah, you can But I get your number and maybe we can have you swing by when I find out it's okay

He's like no I'm coming in What are you gonna do oh That's awesome good for him. Yeah, I'm coming in. I'm going to follow you. What are you going to do? Oh, that's awesome. Good for him. Yeah. I want to do every time you drop someone off. I want him to come in. I want this to be an ongoing saga. Yeah. I hope you don't see him for like a year. That's what, and then he's just here and we're just like, Oh, there's some, it's the take a shot guy. And like, there's some yak fan out there that's just doing a shot chart. Every single shot he takes here. You get Kirk Goldsberry to do a graphic. I hope there's a Yak fan that gets him as an Uber driver

this weekend who's like, oh dude, you're the shot guy. I want somebody to recognize him. Holy shit. Dude, you're a legend. One for two. Yeah, he had to make that first one though. That was brutal. That was tough.

Yeah. Hello, everyone. We should find out who didn't let him. Yeah, I was curious about that. He said we just, Kate asked out who didn't let him. Yeah, I was curious about that. He said we just, Kate asked, who didn't let you? And he was like, nah, he's cool, so I'm not going to mess with that. Which I respect. That's probably not right. The person probably isn't cool. Yeah.

We don't have that many cool people. Guys, it might be me. No, you would have been bullied into it. I would have been bullied into it too, but I walked out there when Kyle walked in and the guy looks at me and he's like, you, I never forget a face. Oh, you're the guy who didn't let me come in. I just don't remember that. Oh no. He probably didn't push for it hard the first time.

All you would have to do is ask me less than once. Yeah, and not even forcefully be like oh, you think I could ever come in? So I think he might have picked me up from here. You might not have denied him. But he did remember me and he said he never forgets a face. So if we lined up everybody the next time, he's in the office. Oh no. Oh no, Nick.

It might be me. You might have to get a new face. You're the last of that. You and Kate are the two last people I would expect. You guys would get just bullied into any okay, given the whole building. I would let someone with a gun. Yeah By all means I'm gonna get a shot Yeah, Kate Kate thinks it is like you want a shot a career opportunity You go sit behind this mic yeah, I just don't think it would I wouldn't be able to say no to that yeah He'd say can I and you just be yeah sure yeah, I would ask Yeah, you want to come in and take take a shot? I'd let him in yeah. Yeah, just as tall as shit

I'll just say I like your coat. I already already compliment. Thank. You look cool. Looks cool. Also you got something under your chair What? Uh-oh Now I know you said no more big pencil You did right, but did you say anything about a big green pencil what the fuck Did you say anything about a big green pencil what the fuck? What are you talking about are you blind? You have double big pencil it's pretty big that was bigger bigger one the girth on that look at that This is big pencil yeah

This is big green pen Wow so that's actually funnier. Yeah, you've never done a big green pencil in Big black pencil what yeah Wait a second bottom one is your birthday gift from me Look at that What's the bottom one? I got it says Texas size pencil. I got it in Texas for you when I was in Texas Oh, no, Brandon. I put it there on Monday No, I can explain because people are gonna be like not this again big pencil I took my kids to swimming last night and as is every Child activity spot. They just throw in a random gift shop. It's literally a pool and there's a gift shop

There's a gift shop. Yeah, no way. It's crazy There's just there's toys and and everything so like no matter what you have to walk by it And every time my kids asked me for for something and I say no I'm fucking looking at it. There's just two big pencils There's big pencils at the sale gift shop and then so I didn't buy for my kids I bought it for us And then I go to check out and the woman at checkout goes, these big pencils are so popular with the kids.

No way. And I was like, are you kidding me? So yeah, now we have two more big pencils. I saw them in the wild. I bought these in the wild. So are we tapped into the kid market with the big pencils? So I'm thinking. Huh.

This is like what Steve Jobs felt like when he was like, oh shit. I can make the computer smaller kids Think those are funny. This is a crazy. I have no idea but she said that verbatim She was like, yeah, the kids love these meanwhile. She had no idea that I was buying it for myself And other adult. Yeah, I didn't even let my kids see it. I put it directly in my sweatshirt. How's that one, right? It does look funny. Yeah, that's a big name pencil imagine that it like rights good an event Yeah, high caliber hold heart. Yeah Yeah, the kid gift shop thing they in the swimming pool. They're selling just sell pencils dude. It's like pencils It's like games. It's

You know stuffed animals at a pool at a pool It's like oh, it's not a pool. It's not a pool that's like a public pool. It's like a pool that's just for teaching kids how to swim. So it's only open for the kids. But yeah. So that makes more sense. But still a gift shop with stuffed animals? It's crazy.

And then every parent just walks through, and they're just like, can I have something? Fuck. It's like, I did a good job swimming for 20 minutes. Let me see that green pencil. That would work. Yeah. I have recently been introduced to the luxury pen market.

Oh. He's been close. And I don't know what to do with this information that's in my brain about the pens. That there are basically like, you can buy a pen for like $2,000. Yeah. Okay. What's so special about it? I'm drawn to it, but I can't explain why.

Yeah. But I want it. Not the $2,000 one, but I want like a pen that's like $400. A $400 pen is good. I'm like, I feel held to buy a pen. My wife says, why? Yeah.

And I say, I don't know I just feel like I want one I what is that I think why do they exist who are they for age? No, cuz I've I haven't gotten into the pens But I know what you're talking about and it's I think it's similar to like and I've never done this but it's like shoes pens And I've never done this, but it's like shoes, pens, watches. That's like the man's version of jewelry that I think you get drawn to, but you don't pull the trigger.

And I can't explain it. That's what's, like I don't know what it is that's. You're like, I don't need this pen. Is there anything like a $2,000 pen does that like you can write upside down? Like does it do anything special? An astronaut pen? Yeah. I don't know, they just I haven't even I haven't even your handwriting

So I haven't even test driven one, but a pen is the most lovable item in the entire world Yeah, I think you need a really good big wooden desk for that. Yeah, it's an exec thing It's a lot of chairs. Yeah, right like if you buy that pen without the wooden desk. It's gone You got to buy a leather chair Big fancy glow. Yeah, we were at the mall, and then I was bored So I just left whatever store at and then I went into the Mont Blanc is that oh, yeah That's the store that I went in yeah And they just had a bunch of pens and they were expensive as fuck and instead of just being like this is this crazy

I was like there's got to be something to this right I went home, and I'm just online reading about all these pens and Instead of just going this is fucking stupid. I was like I think I want like a Yeah, nice pen kind of like complete. I think I need I think I need a nice pen But you're less than 24 hours from making fun of us for cards Yeah, I see the the can you write your name with the card? Oh my god pens are yeah you can do a lot more than we see a really good pen I want to look at this yeah I don't want to know that's too I don't want that's you almost wanted to not that's a female yeah that's the store but that's a female pen I don't want um I just want one I don't want I don't want, I just want one. I don't want, I don't need all this shit. Okay, calligraphy.

Yeah. Those are, what are they called? I'm not a person, but if they're ballpoint fountain, roller ball or fine liner. This guy's sad. Status pens. What sort of status pens? These are classless objects, move on.

Perhaps instead a white crystal Lalique, or a more accessible yet timeless. Do you guys collect these? No, you know what this is? Or do you just have one that like, this is my, that's 2000. I think this is one of those situations where like, you know, like people will buy insanely expensive cars

because like you can't drive around in your house. So you want to show people on the street that you're rich. You buy a Lambo or something. You can't drive a car in your office, but you want to show people that you're killing it. Yeah. So you pull out your really nice pen in front of clients. There's diamonds on it. Just so you know. Yeah pull out your really nice pen in front of clients. You know like I just so you know

Yeah, I don't need all this. I just envisioned it the the way you write with this thing just must be so smooth Yeah, I got it. I can use you not pull the cap. Yeah, what kind of pen our governor twist the cap Decide I think it's probably a big half melted rosary crayon I think it's probably a big half melted rose art crayon Yeah, I feel like it's similar to buying expensive sunglasses yes that also I'll probably I'll probably be over this next week Yeah, and then I'll just this is even happen, but right now phases as an adult man are so fine You can't like get caught up in this like frivolous spending like stupid phases Yeah Five grand more on two more

They have to love you so okay, but I had a realization last night this has to be the end I had a realization last night. I literally would like woke up in the middle of the night. I was like What the fuck are you doing right? You don't even like car. That's what I was saying to you yesterday. What the fuck are you doing? But you know how I am. I know I run hot. Like if those guys had come in yesterday with a hundred packs of these cards, I would have been like, what's, what's the wire information? I want to buy. But now that it's been 24 hours, these are it. But I was, I was talking to him. Some of the worst cards have gone for like 16 grand. These are it. Some of the worst cards?

What does that mean? A lot of collectors out there want tens on everything in the set. Oh, like any player. Yes, so like this bench player on the Spurs, he said he's going for 16 grand, because it was a 10. Oh, because the card was perfect? Yeah.

I'm done for at least a month. Well, Marash also said you might be done because you might have bought all of the verified 86 FLEERS in the Chicago Midwest area Inventory you could have gotten in a short frame of time. Yeah, I mean it's too bad for those guys They had more of these packs yesterday For those guys if they had more of these packs yesterday He's lurking you could have taken me for everything, but I've lost my luster. I'm gonna open these and I'm done For at least a while all right Also someone told me that like the MJ is if we get an MJ would be the second or third card

So I'm gonna open it reverse okay, and I read there's like another player that comes in the MJ pack every time I think it was do we want where's maresh? Does he want to get over the shoulder? Yeah, I like to be over the shoulder So these packs that you're giving These with hard cash how many are there that I mean I would say the happiest people in the world are probably people that Have sealed packs the more that open yeah I'm like it's not infinite, but I mean not a lot I mean we're talking about these are pretty unique how many more do you have access to?

That's a lot probably you still have a log. Okay. Good, but drag it out It's a half. It's gonna have to come from other sources, but Are you nervous like what no I've lost know Like, no, I've lost. No, how you'll feel. I've lost the luster. I lost it. Yesterday was the day. Then why are you spending five grand? I already told more s yesterday when I was running hot, I said, get me two more pack. But is there a chance you run hot after this? If I get an MJ, we're back in the game. That is the game. It's the games over the game. Oh, my whole plan is to get one MJ, then sell that MJ for more packs. This is so short.

Oh, so you can get more MJs. Yeah, I get it. And then have nothing left. All right. Two packs printed. Do you want to open one? I would like to, but it's your thing. It's your money.

I wouldn't want to open one. Why don't we open one together? I'll be right here by your side the whole time. Okay? So Nick you were right that Johnny Moore yes, it was you were Johnny Moore is a probably six man on the on the Spurs back in the day But his went for 16,000 bucks because there's just not a lot of tens out there and that yeah somebody They they tried to sell for 16 or somebody bought it Someone bought it for 16. It was in an auction like a golden auction or heritage auction and Someone bought it because they want to complete their set. That's on So be careful with all of them. You never know you never know. So how many more do you think there are out there?

Thousands oh geez Times a two thousand tightest I'm excited for you to rip a pack of pens tomorrow, okay Yeah, let's do it. It's a pet. Oh, this is gonna be the same one. I have Alex English again. No, it's not just relax It's a pet. Oh, this is gonna be the same one. I have alex English again. No, it's not just relax All the gum came off better Alright, yeah, wait should I you know what I'm gonna shuffle them. That's what I'll do don't shuffle. I don't Don't shuffle. Why not? You should shuffle

Do a nice healthy shuffle don't shuffle these cards close your eyes and show, no, that's fine. Let's go through. All right, Gerald Wilkins. All right. So not let's just calmly put them down. I'll Vinnie Johnson, the microwave. Great nickname. Orlando Blackman. This you got him yesterday. This is the same deck don't don't oh this one's also screwed up Why? Look at the middle Is that the gum card Chris Mullen? This is the same pattern Alex English well Chris Mullen card was good This is the gum that That's the gum. Kevin Willis. It's a bad cut on Chris Mullin. Oh

no. Bernard King. He's the king of New York. Bernard King's good. Bernard King's a good Herb Nets forward no one Albert King I like to do it where I can see that So if you see Bulls guard you're gonna get Bullets guard oh let's guard no What could have that of bulls Williams Pacers forward oh That's funny. Oh, yeah, you got Barkley and Clark Kellogg. They're double knee brace their buddies double knee brace double knee brace That right. Special K. That's a triple knee brace. That's forward. Damn. Buck Williams. See, you're so disgusted that you shouldn't be doing this. You're just disgusted with yourself.

What? What? Oh slow? Give me a sleeve holy shit I Holy shit Fucking way oh my god. Oh my fucking god. How are you? Third pack oh, I'm the fucking best to do it That's wow Is that the real one? Yeah it that's it wow oh yeah is that the real one that's it yeah that's it that's insane I'm the smartest investor ever holy shit's insane. I did it. I did it. I did it. You're good at opening cards. How is that possible?

How's it look? All right. So we got to sell this and get more. Uh it doesn't look good. Do we have to sell it? No, no, I don't know. It's a little off center but that's okay. Okay, that's it's pretty off-center a lot of all centered But it's still great it's still great still great I mean that I mean yeah, I haven't seen the condition, but yeah I mean, yeah, what else is Wow? Well, that was a thrill Then I still have another pack pack. Do that's a good shape. Yeah, I wish I had I wish I'd open the other Do that's a good shape yeah, I wish I had I wish I'd open the other person

Okay, that's seven. What is the seven seven? So the worst case scenario? What's the lowest it can go? Let's go. Let's say six if I'm looking at this and then it's probably a five thousand dollar card, okay That's a six of five thousand dollars on two more packs Yeah, yeah, I got a try to get the 10. Being a 6 is not that bad No, how would you ever know? Brandon you wanna open these? You shuffled it and the Jordan was on the bottom when you shuffled it I did the whole chat saw that the Jordan saw it. They did? They saw the Jordan. I wasn't looking. You saw? I figured you weren't looking. I blindly shuffled

Yeah, I was. So they all all knew was coming. Yeah, holy shit That's awesome. Well actually last one I shuffled cuz I someone told me yesterday that if you get a Jordan like it's gonna be the second or third card So if you get past the third card you just is not a Jordan mmm So I was like I don't want to do that so I shuffled like this looking away And I shuffled okay Brandon's and I put it on the bottom. I guess I put it on the bottom Wow and the chat. Oh my god there. It is That's hilarious. Oh my god. That's so Wait wait Brandon Brandon Brandon

Did you shuffle? Shuffle! Shuffle is the only way Shuffle! No stop stop They're my cards Why are you shuffling? There's a good card in the bag. There's a good card. How do you know that? 100% success rate.

Shuffling has worked every single time. Every time he's done it, he's gotten a Michael Jordan. Do you want to touch the Michael Jordan? Yes, I do. Steve Stepanovich. I can't believe that the back showed it. Wait, do it like I do it. Please take the cards Just please take the cards slow just do it slow. Okay, and look Marisha's got his hand so you got to be able to see it

Have you done this before Brandon, okay, look yeah, there we go. What do we got? There's a Royce card. Nick's card. Bad. This is the shuffle. This would have been a better reveal, but it is a Kimmelage. Oh! Oh my God! Is that a good card? Yeah, sticker. Sticker, yeah.

Is that a good card? It's a good card. They have a... What's that worth? How many Michael Jordans? I got a scan. Half? We have to scan that sticker with the app. Isaiah Thomas, is that worth? How many Michael Jordans? I got a scan. Half? We have to scan that sticker with the app. Isaiah Thomas, is that good?

No, not. That's his rookie. He's a creep. It is his rookie. It's gotta be pretty good then, right? Darn, no, Griffith. Darrell? Dr. Duncan Stein?

Reggie Theis? This is boring, Brandon. Pull the Jordan, please. Pull the Jordan, all the Jordan Brandon They kept doing a leash Dave Greenwood. That's a guy's name Wow Terry teagle and Sydney green okay, okay, you're not bad at this that stickers pretty decent Jordan Okay, well, thank you guys. I was awesome. What a thrill. Yeah, that couldn't have worked out better. Yeah, that was great. Oh my God.

So are you done? No, well I'm gonna sell it. Yeah. And get more packs to try to get a Jordan. To try to get a Jordan, yeah. Dan, you got a Jordan, don't sell it. It's an awesome thing to have. It's a Jordan that you pulled from a pack.

Think about how many Jordans you can get if you sell that though. Thank you, Marius. Yeah, we're going for lots of Jordans. We're going for all of them. We want a bunch of Jordans. We want all of the Jordans. Do you wanna see what the grade comes back first? Thank you, Mario. We're going lots of Jordan No, I want to see what the great comes back there could be hundreds of thousands of dollars of difference

Wait, what am I doing? Oh? Yeah, everyone want to see it. Yeah All right and the Charles Barkley as well. We're going to do the Lajuan sticker. Birds. Isaiah. All that. So.

You have any great. On. Should be. Condition. Amazing. Amazing what a rush I Can't believe that was real it felt like when someone pre records like the lottery drawing numbers Yeah, the way that it was the last fucking car. Well that was his shuffle. I know yeah Yeah, thank you so much and appreciate it. Oh German 10

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PSA Ford yeah, because they're 40 year old cards, so like very delicate as it is and they were in a wax pack They weren't in there. They're very there are dudes that make a living cleaning cards for people before they get sent off Pre-graded I'm ready to know how greasy were your fingers big cat. did you eat today? Did you yeah? Were you around tate? I just Just had Chipotle. No should be fine. Okay yours in fork though. That's crazy Well, it was it like the feeling you wanted that was awesome, but not really a rock God damn it, so you didn't even profit. I didn't even profit after all that I know Fucking bow you might profit like if it's PSA 8 or not if you sell this and buy two more packs and hit Jordans on both of those

Then I'm in the green. I think you're in the green. Yeah, you might be up like 200 grand right now It depends what it comes back as I want you it's not gonna be a 10 20, right? I'm I Jordan the guy just looked at it right instead of two more. It's not a way It's a ten if the off-center chair. Yeah, the guy was like damn it you guys seven at best Pretend to be an I think Just pretend. It's that's the thing if you never get it graded That's all what if you can say it to tap what if it said what now what if I sign it? Oh? Oh, that's what I would be worth a little more. That's a one-of-one

with the big pencils What we get-of-one with the big pencils Let me get Jordan to sign it with the big pencil. Oh shit Well, that was a thrill That's those else crazy. It's good too because I was I was literally gonna be done. So I did it I guess I did it. Yeah, I guess you're done with that phase said you said on Monday that Your next picks big purchase is gonna be a Michael Jordan 86 Fleer, and I just I did it just did it I just went out and did it uh Got a Hakeem

Brandon Branded you get a keem. I think I did but the guy just took him. I think I don't know if I got it Yeah, that's that was that should be worth a lot right? Yeah, that was the card you wanted right? I came to the yard Hakeem sticker cards gotta be worth probably thousand maybe yeah but that was the exact card you wanted the micro Jordan card that's all I wanted that's the next thing I wanted to collect and you just just grabbed it I did it and then you're gonna and I know you and you're gonna end up doing something crazy no I'm not you're gonna like use it for the yak gauntlet or something and somebody's

gonna hit it above you want to hit a three I want to hit it I wanted anything I can make a three with that card if we tape it to it. Yeah get the uber driver Let me get him back. Yeah Comes back seven or less we're gonna Yeah, we're gonna torment. No, it's still worth a lot of money. We'll put it in a draft. It's still worth a lot of money guys Yeah So we should have to eat it. Yeah, we should we should blend it and eat it We'll do a patty blend it and eat it.

We'll do a patty melt draft. And with M, I'm going to take the MJ rookie card. Oh. He spelled his name wrong. I can't read it. OK. So, you know. So it's going to be like $55.

Not that great. Yeah, not that great. You can have that one. OK, if the Jordan card comes back less than five grand, you'll let me buy it from you. No, if it comes back less than five grand, we're gonna eat it. No, don't eat it, let me buy it from you.

What? We're gonna eat it, dude. We're gonna eat it, yeah, we're not even gonna blend. Imagine, there's nothing more luxurious. We're gonna eat it, we'll taste it. It's a delicacy. We won't even eat it all. Well, I'll just put it in our mouth for a little bit. That won't eat it. We'll taste it. It's a delicacy. We won't even eat it all well I'll just put it in our mouth for a little taste it

Can you imagine pooping that card out? Wow? Fancy Got Jordan on the breath yeah, what did you what'd you have for lunch today? Did you have a do you have an 86 Jordan? Oh, that Jordan rookie is not sitting well. Go fucking brush your teeth, dude. Stuck in your teeth? Oh, he did. No, he didn't.

He didn't grate. He's never grated cards. He used to grate cards. So that was an appropriate reaction to pulling that card? I think so. Like, people who pulled it. I feel bad the Yakchats saw it before. Yeah. That's crazy. That's kind of cool. Something I'd probably act chat saw it before yeah that's kind of cool something I'd probably like to have yeah that is kind of cool but I'm also

happy I shuffled because once someone is that a real thing Brandon that like the sec it's always the second or third no I don't think so oh someone sent me an article that was like the FLIR they packed them all the same so if you don't have it in the second or third card you just don't have to be honest Dan I've never been able to afford to buy the packs of Flare 86 cards, so I've never known how they're packed in there. This is a new experience to be close to the opening of them for me, so. How did it feel sitting that close to a guy

opening a Jordan? Pretty awesome, actually. Yeah. It was pretty cool. Pretty awesome. It probably only felt a little bit less good. Yeah, I got the secondhand thrill of watching you open the very thing. I wanted to open more than anything yeah, so that was I I probably

I'm more interested in the pens Yeah, oh no Titus. Yeah, I should sell it get penned yeah Like I'm kind of over that moment. Yeah that we just had oh Yeah, sell that let's get some pan get a nice You'd actually use that What did you yeah, I should sell it and just buy the dumbest thing you can't get rid of that Yeah, I probably want well it depends on what it comes good Because if again if I could buy a ton of packs like pulling it yourself is so cool

But imagine if we got a just buying packs and we pulled more of them. You just pulled one Right, but what about if I pulled multiple if you pulled more? Yeah, what if we bought all the Michael Jordans? I think there's only one in existence with the gum on it. Mmm. That would be cool. That would be really cool Tj for the card community was that like a big, would that be a big moment? Pulling that? Yeah. That's probably the number one sports card,

retro sports card you could pull. Got it. Like the new sports cards, they, I feel like you knew the answer to that. There's a lot of like one of ones that are populated now, like the Skeens card and shit like that, but as far as retro goes. That's other than like a Hundred year old baseball card yeah if I had to put a grade on it. I'd say it's like a four out of ten experience

Oh my god There's men in this world have been doing this for decades who want that more than any there's men that toil in the field So they could buy one pack every five years No, it was awesome. That was awesome. You have the experience. It's better than having a card. You should get revenge on Big Cat by saying you want something that you don't really want, but it's expensive. I think the fun part is going home and putting that card in a drawer forever. Yeah, that's true.

We never found out. What do we do? What do you do with them? I? Don't know you collect them, and you they're awesome. Do you realize I'm at a 25% hit rate? Yeah, you're better than that cuz the Barclay was a huge hit that you just What you do with it really you give to my rash no, I think it threw it out you didn't throw that out Those guys took it to great I'm just messing with you. I'm just having fun. Brutus having fun. No, it's all good. It was good It was awesome. What's your top card you have right now? Oh, I don't really have any great great anything like that I have nothing near that so I got yeah

like a I Don't know Staying Musial, Hank Aaron from the 50s, stuff like that. But I don't have any rookies of them. Stan Musial from the 50s got to be. Yeah, but my most expensive card's probably like $500. So are you interested in cards, or you're interested in that card?

I'm interested in that card. That card. Because that's seven-year-old Brandon Walker collecting cards, nostalgia, stuff like that. If you could go on a time machine, would you buy a bunch of those Fleer pads? I think everybody in the world would, yeah. Yeah.

Try to buy the whole stock. So what's the best card? Is it the Honus Wagner? Honus Wagner or Mickey Mantle rookie, maybe? Yeah, 52. Honus Wagner is the grail card. Why? So they printed them in cigarette boxes or cigarette packs at the time you would buy a pack of cigarettes it would come with cards in it. Yeah.

Honus Wagner was like very openly anti cigarette so he had like them pulled off like production lines so like a very very very short amount of them ever made it into population and now a hundred years later like 30 of them exist in the world in any condition so the MJ one any high condition card in that like and by high condition I mean like a five is going for like millions and millions of dollars the MJ one's not the best it's the best you could just open it's the best that there's packs out there what's part of the what makes the best you could pool probably you kid the idea is if you want to have you're not pulling a You could just open it's the best that there's packs out there What's part of the what makes the best you could pull probably?

You can't the idea is if you want to have pulling a hornet's Wagner and by pulling we mean opening the pack Yeah, seeing it there. Yeah, it's like the most accessible big when you could get in cards. Yeah, something like that So you can only buy a honeys straight up Well, yeah, they go to auction You're not you're not- You're never gonna see one. I guess if you found a box of cigarettes from the 1910s or something, they're- That's crazy.

I've been collecting cards for two days. Already a pro. Two fucking days and I did that. Why doesn't everybody do that? It's so easy. You should take the big big pencil write down some pointers Your event like I think you just bent over memorabilia Might have made it just a sham of the whole thing. Yeah, whoops you kind of did yeah

You kind of and I also retired from collecting cards right before I opened it. Yeah, you free- The whole idea of the MJ is that it's like impossible to get. Yeah. And you're like, it's not impossible. In fact, watch this. Super easy. It's not impossible to get. It's just people can't afford the packs.

Right. If you can afford the packs, you can get them. It is super easy. Yeah, it's a class thing. They said it's an 8% chance of getting it every pack. 25% chance for me Yes, yeah Yeah All right damn okay now pull a Charizard. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not into that stuff

Okay, but if you want me to I can it you it might be a little bit out of your price range brother What is the Charizard just shadowless first edition Charizard's crazy? Go for six figures when how do you buy the packs you have to find them sealed pack Shadowless first edition Charizard's crazy. What does it go for? Six figures. And how do you buy the packs? You have to find them. Sealed packs, like, graded the same way. But the hit rate's way lower. How low?

Probably one to less than one percent. Can we rush find us a pack? Probably. Don't do it. It's funny when it's not me. Oh, man, I want a Charizard. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. It's funny when it's not me oh Man I want to charge art. No you don't How much is a shadow in 10 PSA cuz wasn't the whole thing like Logan Paul bought he bought the illustrator card a Beckett one and yeah Yes, I and cracked it and then yeah

It would be a good bit if I just collected cards just always got the one that everyone wanted yeah I don't know why nobody's thought of that bit What is this oh it's not bad five thousand ungraded ungraded 250k PSA 10 250 damn quarter million oh is that the one that Jake Paul they got the fake one yes I thought he bought the Pokemon card illustrator that was like I think he's he's also got a charge. He came out of Russell Yeah Are you excited for us? I mean, yeah. Yeah, I am. I'm very excited. I'm not going this year I get to watch it at home with my daughter. So I'm more about that. Yeah, do you think Cody's gonna win? No, I don't

I think Cody's gonna probably drop the title of Cena and then I think I Think there's gonna be some shenanigans afoot throughout the card. Because isn't he retiring? Who, Cena? At the end of the year, he's already retired. Oh, so what does he do with the belt? He just, he says.

What do you do with it once you get it? He says he's going to win it and then leave with it, retire with it. Let me ask you a question. It takes him runs? Yeah. That's cool. How hard is it to win the belt, like could I? What if I just win the belt like could I?

You also want to know how to get your name on the West Point High School football stadium do you want to know how to Brandon if that car doesn't come back as super expensive. I'll give it to you. I don't want you to give it to me I'll buy it from no. I don't want you to buy. I'll buy it from you Brandon. Don't you want to pull it? No, I saw it pulled. I was right beside it. I'll buy it from you. Brandon, don't you want to pull it? No, I saw it pulled. I was right beside it. Yeah, you're right. You're all right. I was in the room.

You essentially did it. This is gonna happen. Happening. I'm gonna get the card graded. It's gonna come back at like eight grand. I'm gonna probably put it in a pile in the PMT studio. You're gonna forget about it. Someday you're gonna come in and you're just be like,

oh this? And I'm like, yeah, just take it. All right. So you have one. It's just a matter of time. I will buy it from you. No, I don't need to buy it. I got the money. You don't need to buy it. All right. So you have one. It's just a matter of time. I will buy it from you. No, I don't need. I got the money. You don't need to buy it. We'll pull another one. That's what I don't want you to do. I don't want you to fund your your

if you've got a Jordan, do not sell the Jordan to try to buy a Jordan. That's what you don't need to do multiple Jordans. You're not going to get multiple Jordans. We're at the top of the mountain. We don't go back down the mountain saying, look up there. I bet I can get there. I bet you I could get up there twice. Statistically speaking, all I'd have to do is buy eight more packs.

And I'd have two Jordans. That's $40,000. But I'd have two Jordans. There's always a taller mountain. Right. You get to the top of the mountain, you look over. This is Everest. You're right there.

There's not always a taller mountain. Hannes Wagner. Listen. Go get you one of the mound, you look over. This is Everest. There's not always a taller one. Hannes Wagner. Listen. Go get you one of those. He's not Everest? He's, you said he's, what, who's, how much is that worth? I don't know. You can't even, that one's unattainable.

What if you collect, what if Dan can get like 26 Jordans? Right, that's unattainable. Dan's not buying the Honest Wagner. I know, but you're not thinking, big picture here, you collect the Jordans. Right. And then as a unit. And then you do a paper mache of them all together Beautiful and you flip that into a Honest Wagner and then and then we eat that one. Yeah Yeah, oh it would probably taste we eat hot it tastes good or bad Listen, I collect cards the way I like to collect cards as a joke. Yeah, you're kind of gatekeeping the hobby

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So I was surprised but yeah, it was good and you see the guidance be a last night or you tagged me in it Oh the NBA game. Yeah Did you guys see what happened there was a guy at the NBA game just eating a big old plate of spaghetti by how many Announcements right behind those they served that Oh, there was a second background. There's a second background at NBA game, too. Yeah There was a little better. Yeah, do we think you puked it out after the spaghetti? He probably did Yeah second background. I don't I don't want to bring more light to it because of who knows But it was a woman with very large breasts and she had a bag of something. Yeah front. Oh, I something white. Yeah

Could've been a yeah that was okay you know we're saying KB but what we're really saying is she had big titty big fat titty's yeah yeah look at this guy imagine a ball that's good hair imagine a ball hits that that's great hair he's so funny my god sit in front row and just spill spaghetti everywhere Looks like Ken doll hair that guy's really good It's good hair there's no doubt about that that's a Grizzlies interim coach. Yeah, I don't know his name. Yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah. I don't know his name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, god. Yeah. What is that? Yeah. Brazen. I didn't know Orlando got down like that. Nice. Huh.

It's fun. Yeah, I agree. That's a fun lady. Yeah, fun. That's fun. Certain time in life. Yeah, I agree. It's a fun lady. Yeah fun. That's fun Certain time in life right at a magic game. Yeah Well, you don't know how old she was She could have been 22

23 Mm-hmm 24. Yeah, I've been 25 Bill Belichick's birthday. Mm-hmm today. Mm today mm-hmm yes he was actually a good birthday day who we got some I think some legends Belichick Belichick all right I've reached the point I'll believe anything about bill Belichick and his girlfriend by the way I believe about these birthdays oh yeah you could say whenever he brings birthday yeah yeah yeah fit your narrative their age gap is now older than all of the impractical jokers We were four birthdays so this birthday marks that who?

Go ahead yeah, that's birth. Yeah. Yeah, he's 49 is the age gap now. They're all 48 If you could watch any of these people's lives, their off-camera life, on television, who would you pick? Yeah. Bill Belichick, Pope Benedict XVI, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Charlie Chaplin. Do I get subtitles for Pope Benedict? I think I might go Chaplin. I'm going

Bill Belichick. I've been... Yeah you get subtitles. I do. Seeing him decide to quit to be being the Pope. That would be interesting. Would be an interesting... I'd like to see if Chaplin's life was silent. Mm-hmm. Like was Chaplin, him seeing Hitler do the mustache? That would probably be funny. Hmm. What was he doing? Chaplin him seeing Hitler do the mustache? That would probably be funny Mmm, what was he doing Chaplin? I did all the stashes Hitler, right? Yeah, that's right, but he was before right? So he was like god damn it. Yeah, it was a chaplain mustache until Hitler. Yeah So he made it a long time Wow 77 That's a that's one that I would not have that's like a Salvador Dali They did the Picasso the one died. I'm dying like 65. Yeah, holy shit a Salvador Dali thing. Like Picasso? Is Picasso the one?

Picasso died in like 65. He was in TV commercials. Chaplin went to the Oscars in the 70s and they gave him like a 12 minute staining ovation. Really? I've seen that video before. Oh really? You just missed him. Old Chaplin was unrecognizable doesn't

have the mustache at all somewhere along the line is there maybe I should shave this is there any piece of Charlie Chaplin's he was silent film right so yeah and stage and stuff like that is there any piece of his silent films that we would laugh at yes yes I've never watched them so I yeah, yeah, Charlie chapter. Oh What and words seem so futile I didn't realize I didn't know he was British. I just fucked up. I thought it was Chicago. This is like finding out the House doctor. How's the wire yeah sugar bell oh him but I always yes yeah the guy the the dad from white lotus the Duke dad shocking British that fucked me

up very bright I think when I found out Margot Robbie was she Australian Australian yeah how long is too long for a standing over he was handsome yeah how did I feel like we can't be going over one. I think they stretched it out for 30 seconds. Did I have that right, that they gave him a standing ovation for just an ungodly amount of time? 12 minutes is a good one. But yeah, but like, uh, didn't Brendan Fraser get that for The Whale? Yeah, but they do that at that place.

Con. Yeah, they just do, yeah, then it's like 14 minutes, 15- We think like Seven is like a shitty movie. That's so long if you think about it there's just three three twelve all the same a lot of bravo's bravo I think people actually said bravo yeah well that was a TV and invention hip, hooray. Start shaking their things.

It's a very polite standing ovation. Yeah. It's very nice. Aw. I don't like this. This is not Charlie Chaplin. I like seeing him happy. What was that wave?

What a freak. What's the oldest thing? Wait, go back. We're not making fun of Charlie Chaplin's wave? What a freak. What's the oldest thing? Wait, go back. We're not making fun of Charlie Chaplin's wave. Yeah, dude, look at that wave. What a fucking freak wave. That was fine. No, it wasn't. Go back one more time.

We've seen it. Oh, that's a bad wave. He's flapping his hands. I wonder what the oldest thing that would still be funny to people today is. Probably farts. Yeah. Like I bet the cavemen were laughing.

Yeah. Do you think it scared them? The first fart? Yeah. Yeah. What the hell was that? Am I going to be okay? I think they had farts their whole life though.

I don't think it was something that as an adult they just farted one day and what is that or what about the first chart? What about and what about the first fart like while sitting on a rock? Oh? That's First diarrhea. Yeah, cuz you know when you like get a good fart on like a one a rock I don't know this rock thing Good wooden fart is awesome. I think a rock would muffle the fart. It might. But like I bet if they were in a cave and you're like check this out and it was like echoed. Yeah, cave farts. Yeah, cave farts. Oh, an echoing fart. I bet tripping like your cave buddy trips over a log. I bet

everybody's laughing. Yeah, nut shots. Yeah funny yeah nut shots you think they were doing nut taps and like the Roman army I think they were doing yes big time they were doing meat spin back then oh yeah sure yeah you don't like the guy with the biggest dick in the Roman army was was just fucking spinning that thing around carving the hyperlink to meat spin.com hey look look at this yeah dick jokes they were fascinated with dick and balls back there Absolutely yeah, they sure and I feel like they were putting them everywhere Yeah Everywhere and if you had small a small dick and balls like everyone knew about it because you were just naked all the time

But that was a good thing back then you think so all the tiny dicks. It was barbaric to have a big penis. Oh That's backwards. It's a better time. Yeah, that is a better time fat and small dick you could trick I was raised back to royalty shit big cat. You've been bred for generations We can go smaller. I miss my window You'd be the perfect statue dude. I'm just Leo DiCaprio of like 2,000 years ago And his belly Dick was the coolest dude. He's got breasts. He's basically a woman. He's perfect Why can't I be like that?

You should see how fast he comes see how fast he comes. Oh, they get the dunk contest. Did you see the doctor that invented the vibrator to cure women of melancholy? No. Yeah, like women used to go to the doctor for melancholy, and that was before they knew women could have orgasms. Yeah. They would, he would like crank this thing.

Hysteria. Hysteria, that's what it was. I think I Read this book Kellogg the guy from the serial yeah, yeah like a wellness retreat that Comedy Central made a movie about it but like that was a big part of it was Vibrators for ladies having a tough time. Yeah, it was like a doctor who would just like they would go and have an orgasm Like they're first yeah cure lightful Cure muscle aches exclusively for male patients Like their first? Yeah. To cure their? Lightful.

Cure muscle aches, exclusively for male patients. Yep, but treat hysteria. Wow. Good man. I'm gonna give Brandon that card. The old school Mr. Beast. You gotta. You gotta give Brandon that card. You gotta.

We should get a fake PSA graded, 1986 Jordan rookie card, and then destroy it in front of Get like a PSA8 fake one in a fake slab and then like let's play baseball with it Don't say anything the reprints where you have just the back is different or like 20 bucks Oh great, and then you accidentally swap them and then yeah, which one is supposed to be a joke But we accidentally did actually eat it. I Do have zero attachment to that car. Yeah, are you kidding me or the Charles Barclay? What do you do with it? You got it?

You got it. It's like I know you already Am it up to I was on their side, but I was also just like I don't know I've never collected It's cool to have stuff like that. I don't You know you have it. I think pulling it was the cool thing I think if you've got a picture of yourself holding it and then blow that up and frame that Would be cooler that would be very cool, and you can sell the car You can make a do the Jake or the whatever Paul brother you're talking about the neck with a necklace Yeah, maybe I'll wear it as a neck. Yeah Yeah, yeah if you're not gonna display it

Right, that's what I understand what Brandon does with the man teaking stuff And I understand the appeal of like buying cool shit and putting it on display, but then he just kind of buys it and throws it in the corner. Right. I already have enough junk. Yeah. If it was bigger it would be cool

because you put it up as a poster. Right. You can't even do that. I guess I could do a poster and then put that in like the- But like a massive, put a huge border around it. Yeah. It's a massive sized poster. You gotta get like, it's like the Mona Lisa size massive put a huge border around it. Yeah, just a Poster you got to get like it's like the Mona Lisa size Just a huge a neon sign around it

Look at put it at the end of the tunnel that would be that's a good idea. It's a really good idea Okay That's a really good idea. That's that's something and maybe You don't get close to it, but there's a pair of binoculars at the other end of the tunnel. Oh, yeah Oh, that's how yeah, we have a velvet rope Any closer than a hundred feet there it is placed on a pillar. Yeah, I Missed the tunnel Yeah, what's that?

Just at some point. We're just gonna try again and see what happens. Yeah, I's the latest with that? At some point we're just going to try again and see what happens? Yeah, I think so. Battery guy's not so happy, but what are you going to do? That tunnel's half ours. I feel like it's bad juju for them to not let us use the tunnel. Yeah. Who's that? I really wish if they moved moved out we could buy that

Imagine if we had a mini golf course just all the time that would be cool be what I would want yeah, that'd be cool Yeah, Hank and dunk it would uh yeah mini golf course would be nice like Just a little break for those yeah bodies you just keep it as a battery factory and half of us have to go work at it Yeah, it's not content anymore. I'm just We're taking the building. No, we're just talking about the tunnel We should start like a barstool factory and put like Nikki smokes in it He's got to like what would he make put the Viva sticker into every t-shirt bag Backs the factory yeah

Yeah and That's the fact yeah Yeah Eva stickers we let him get away with I used to grade cards No, no chance he used to grade cards. No, you're not sending your valuables to Nikki smokes to judge No, he were like where is PSA headquartered. He just had his own grading system Cards like he grades women. Yeah, he just walks by own grading system Cards like he grades women yeah He just walks by a card. He's like yeah, that's an eight yeah, I would cat. I would cat call that Michael Jordan Yeah, Santa Ana, California that card Might not have been PSA. There's other grading. Yeah, are there competing grading? Yeah a lot like

They're like PSA is the biggest one. There's like more strict ones. CGC. There's Beckett or BG. There's one that's like, they never ever give out tens ever. Like it's like impossible to get. There's some that have different tens. There's mint tens than a pristine tens.

A brilliant tens. So why would you send your card there? Cause you're like certain yours is a 10 and it would It's way more valuable. They graded it preserves it in like a nice case And it also like verifies the value of it like some people want to buy an ungraded one so that they can get a graded Some people want to buy a specific grade because it's worth more So I'll part of the game you also have enough connections where if you could somehow get that card signed It would be a six-figure card

He's not getting a Michael Jordan card signed why not I don't know I wouldn't put it past them Are there signed versions out there? Yeah, they go to auction MJ has in fact signed some of these yeah Hmm That's got to be cool to be, obviously, it doesn't matter for MJ, because he's a billionaire many times over, but like, if you're a really good athlete, and you like fuck up with your money, you're like, I'll just sign some shit. That's like what OJ did. Yeah, it's ultimate security. That's their post-retirement plan with all those guys.

Just gonna sign some shit. But every time you do it, your signature becomes less valuable. That was Pete Rose, right? He did he signed every site would sign Hear that story about the Pirates. I saw it yesterday. I think Jeff Perlman posted it was like There was a Pirates photographer team photographer many years and like there was an accident at the Pirates Park must have been at Three Rivers he hates Barry Bonds Yeah, the guy and like two workers died So then like the next year every time a visiting clubhouse came the photographer would go in and be like hey

We had a terrible accident two of our friends died Could you just sign something real quick and we'll just like to help their families and Barry Bonds are just like fuck you I'm not signing shit And the photographer knew Barry Bonds from the Pirates days that checks out oh they wait is Barry Bonds not a good guy awful guy wait really I was soft-spoken and joking I had no idea oh yeah I actually didn't know that it was actually funny because they the Giants for a while there had like the two like most well-known assholes of all time Jeff Kent and Barry Bonds

I love like watching Barry Bonds like breakdown tape and like I know You can find the I agree you Nick that is like nice far as like as he presents. Yeah, yeah soft voice Yeah, yeah, you jassol. That's what they say about him media that cover them all hate him hated him The players that played with him I hated him. Do you think that that everyone did but do you think that's like? Partially because he was so good like the better you are at your sport. No, you can just be like well, I don't care That's that's the Michael Jordan conundrum where Michael was an asshole But everybody sucks up to him because Michael Jordan

But there's a lot of great players that aren't ass there's a lot of great players that aren't assholes. True. A lot of great players that aren't assholes. There's a lot of players as Barry Bonds that weren't assholes. But King Griffith Jr. is not an asshole. I don't think MJ was known as an asshole to like regular people. No, I don't think he was, but he was known as, his psychotic behavior.

Correct, to his teammates. To win is like held up as this is in great accord or Yeah, yeah was Barry Bonds like a dickhead in interviews and everything. Yeah. Yeah, he was he was awful No idea and everything. Yeah, just like a bad guy But I do think like there's no way that he's like that if he's hitting 220 and like 15 home runs Well, I mean he's also the son of a major league baseball player who was always the best player wherever he was at every stage of his life so like he grew up a little different. His dad was that Ken Griffey?

His dad was damn good. Bobby Bonds. Oh. Oh yeah. And Willie Mays. Was his godfather. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah I guess that would change it too. But you just said Ken Griffey Jr. is his godfather. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I guess that would change it too. But you just said Ken Griffey Jr. is not an asshole. Ken Griffey Jr. is a great guy. Yeah. Yeah. So it doesn't it doesn't have a hundred percent hit rate. You think it'd be different if like they had known then that they might get into media after and this is going to bite them in the ass. That is always funny when the guy like Belichick did like the turn where

he was so mean to media and then like he gets in media He's like this is fun. I'll tell all the stories Well, I mean Barclay was an asshole of media for and like his late sixers days early sons days Then they like softened by the time he got to his later years and then it became the most influential media person in basketball He's the best. It is so funny that Barclay threw a guy out a window. Yeah spit on a kid That's such a funny story that if it happened today, would be like the biggest story. He threw a guy out of a...

Yeah, he threw a guy out of a window. Just threw him right out the window. Look it up, TJ. Yeah. And he spit on a kid. Yeah. He spit on a kid? Yeah, in the circumstances.

Like it'd be like if Yanis threw someone out a window. That would be the biggest story Oh my god. Why where was the what floor was this? You could get away with so much For his ground floor is was that like a media scandal at the time or it was just like a it was so Charles did it Again, it was one of them Latest off Charles Barkley He was in New York today visiting the league office to talk about his latest off the court escapades that incident the other night in Orlando. League says Charles get a bodyguard. I think they were very supportive. They

understand where I'm coming from. You know in life things happen and everybody has to have pain what's right and what's wrong. Are my actions justified or not? But if I get arrested it's embarrassing for the league. No matter what anybody says to me, I will not be baited. If somebody throws a drink on me, I've got to let somebody else handle it. I'm not asking for people not to say hello to me

is that I'm just asking people not to throw drinks on me and Not to threaten me physically Back in Houston tonight playing against got to hear both sides. You've got to hear both sides So I'm through a drink on that. I think social media would be on one side. I think so I would love to find the guy who I wonder what he's doing now the guy who got thrown out the window Was it was a Marty Genetti I was through the glass was yeah what an act of cowardism Brandon is that Mike leach story true. I hope it is I I really hope it is you saw it right? Yeah

Yeah, I doubt it, but I don't know man. There's one coach anybody yes There's one coach they can put it on and he is gone. You can put it on Mike leach. What's the Mike leach? This is why I like sports a rumor T Somebody came out this isn't really somebody come out yesterday and said Mike leach had to be talked out of Putting a little person in the backfield and throwing them over the line of scrimmage and short yardage situations scrimmage in short yardage situations. Okay, disregard. I love these.

You just had that dude on deck. He was going to sign a guy. And they talked him out of it. I love those random Reddit posts. With this NIL money, I'm game for that. Any coaches out there, I'm game. Alright, big cat, let's just real quick. Saturday, USC is playing

UCLA, it's third and one, game on the line, and USC trots a little person out there and throws him over the line. What do the refs do? They gotta... I think, yeah. Touchdown. Yeah. Zah. But like, what if... I mean, you need to say that I own money. Yeah, it's crazy. I've got eligibility What if the the throne man? Get you can you catch what if you never touches the ground true? What if he runs him back all the way catches him and runs him all the way back? 155 pounds oh, no, I think that's our progress though. Oh Yeah, I think that's our progress though. Oh, yeah

I love these ones. Oh, there was one like a few years ago. That was like what if What if they what if like the rest of the Warriors like went out and like did a circle around Steph Curry and just? Walked down the court with him dribbling the kinda. Yeah, there's another one that was like, what if a team just started kissing the other team? Well, TJ says today, but what if you put a sumo wrestler in goal in hockey? Yeah, I think there's a, I think there's a, your pads have to be a certain size. Okay. So I think that's why that one wouldn't work.

All right. There's that famous, I don't know if it was college basketball or high school, but where the kid got on the ground and started barking like a dog and everybody looked at him and they went and scored. That's basketball I think, right? Yeah. There was also a really dark one a few years ago that was, I think it was when the Dolphins

were having a bad season. It was like there's a clause in the NFL where if enough guys die on the team. A plane crash, yeah. They get like all the picks The Dolphins fan was like hear me out We could fucking the only way we're getting paid manning yeah, they'd automatically get the first pick That's something I think there was a guy on every staff like back in the day that just was paid to think about shit like this. Yeah. Yeah. That's sports were, yeah.

We talked about it on Mostly Sports, the baseball player that was small. Yeah, the tiny one. Yeah. There's some crazy rules. Did you know that when Reggie Lewis died they didn't He counted to the salary cap for two years and the rest of the league voted and they're like, yeah No, he still counts. No, I didn't know yeah And then David Stern had to change the rule like if your player dies It's not you don't have to come off the book on the salary cap It's crazy the precursor to analytics. Yeah, these guys thinking of shit like this I'm not gonna let my NBA Center cut his fingernails Huh

And they had like ten foot long one of the one of like the actual like fights we ever got in and PMT was when Pft was like could you just dunk a free throw and we're like, no, I don't I don't think so You like that'd be a violation and he's like no But what if you just dunked it? We went back and forth for like ten minutes wait like left behind from behind the line. Yeah, you can't jump over Step into the line. Yeah, right, but can you float? I don't think it's a violation I think that counts because if the ball if you've scored before you scored it before you land Yeah I think that counts because if the ball if you've scored before you lay before you land Yeah

You you wouldn't be able to get a run up, but you can't have a run I can only like get back to the three-point line basically Also, if you could take a one a one step done from the free throw line You should just be able to have that should be allowed right? Yeah, you don't have to worry about that. You're the best player ever. Yeah. You're Tom Chambers from Lakers versus Celtics. Could he do that? He could do that from the three-point line, yeah. Yeah, it was the most unstoppable video game move ever.

By the way, Brandon, I did the mistake of looking at my phone for a brief second. I'm out on card collectors. They're all saying it's fake. They're saying I bought like you know I bought a hundred packs Yeah, that's that's how it's just like that's just the internet fun That's the internet be happy that I pulled a Jordan they did they they cracked these packs out of verified slabs That's right The reason why these these packs were more expensive than maybe like any pack Like floating around online is because these were in like PSA slabs that they had to like go in with bolt cutters and get them out of right

Yeah, they have like crap the slabs right before the show extremely verified Yeah, and I only bought four packs you can ask more ash It's it's an 8% chance which isn't the craziest thing when you have four right? And you have my skill Right Titus? I know you're one of the best ever doing undeniably. You actually it was actually the Jordan of card collecting, pulling the Michael Jordan. You actually got it on three because like true.

Honest, if we weren't live on the air, you probably pull the Jordan with the last pack. You just give it back. Yeah. No money back. You're a natural. Your heart's not in it. Yeah. Albert Hainsworth. What if we've gotten another Jordan? Albert Hainsworth What have been sick to get two Jordans kind of want to do it again getting three Jordan? We're gonna find more I think I'm back in

Just stay off the internet about this. No, I think I'm back in on getting more packs. Don't get more packs Why cuz it's so you you got you're done. We're done You've scored a lot of dudes have won Michael Jordan They don't they don't at all too many right too many dudes have won Michael Jordan don't you want to grow the game? I'm not stopping till I get 23 my 23 money. Oh my god PSA was watching by the way they were in the chat and what they say we're like this card's trash big fan PSA They they DMed me and they said big moves on the act today. Let us know how we can assist. Oh nice Give it a 10

Ask for an 11 Say fuck it 11 How much does it cost for them to grade this stuff grading is It's like dependent on the value the card could hold if that makes sense so if a card could be like $100 they'll charge you like $15 to get it graded if a card could be worth a quarter of a million dollars They'll charge you like two hundred fifty. I don't know the exact I just sent some charge you more based on what are three dollars a car Could be for me could be worth okay? You have to like apply basically and be like I have a 1986 Jordan rookie card

And then you ship it to them I think that because we're doing it through Ludd X like it might be a little bit of an expedited process because they might have like a Connection to get it directly done like if you go to a card convention You could do it in person the graders have to like remain anonymous. Oh really? Yeah, no like you have to keep that shit to yourself. Yeah, that's how nicky smokes tweeting it that feels like No, that feels like a controversy waiting to happen. Yeah, the cards gonna cost $1,000 to get graded what oh, it's too much Now I understand what they're doing Wait they're gonna charge me $1,000 have someone look at it Yeah, because it's I can find someone to do it for free and then say it's worth

1,500 did you know that Brandon? Yeah, it's an expensive card right, but that's a creep I've been telling you this the whole time But like I don't know we weren't just I didn't want you to just waddle into this I did you waddled a waddled card Here they go now here. We are and you've got it PSA is coming to my card shop later this summer. Maybe I can pull some strings nice I'm gonna pull you one. I'm gonna pull all you one. I want an elephant. What do you mean?

A round of Jordans for the boys. Yeah. I want to shoot my own elephant. And a Charizard for the leads. Hold on, hold on. How else an elephant? I want to hunt and kill an elephant. Let's do it.

Why? How'd you want to kill an elephant? The big game. Yeah. We want to go to not South Africa get an elephant and taxidermy it and display it who was it the who was the guy who did it that like got in a lot of trouble was it no it was like a dentist and Jimmy John who's Jimmy John too yeah it was dentist killed the lion Cecil the lion

oh yeah right yeah I'm not in on that shit that's fucked up if you missed the The dentist killed the lion. Cecil the lion. Cecil. Yeah. Right. Yeah, I'm not in on that shit. That's fucked up. If you miss the first shot in an elephant, you have to just keep blasting, right? You have to. It's gotta be. Yeah, that's fucked.

I mean. That's fucked. Shut up with that arrow. Kyle, you're like anti-animal. Well. We. We went to the zoo three days ago, and you had a kill list on your phone. It was the bugs.

It was like the Madagascar screaming beetle. You wanted to kill the walking stick. We can't, so where do we morally lie on bugs? Kill them. I don't kill them. Walking sticks are awesome. I'll put them in a napkin walk them outside drop them off But that's also a very like cat lady thing of you because I feel like most cat ladies the only thing they like is cats

And that's it. I am hmm. Yeah, I am cat heavy. Yeah, I loved the apes the gorillas. I love links giraffes water animals indifferent Seal does nothing now. I love giraffe to drafts are our dressers. So say but you were anti zebra Yeah, what usually skinny sleek animals? No, I like big animals Okay rhinos we haven't thought of octopuses I like cute animals, okay, well All right rhinos certainly aren't cute owls penguins owls are cute. Yeah, those are we don't talk about owls enough as a society

They're amazing birds. You turn their head in a full 180 you ever seen their legs. Yeah, they do a dude full of digs Fucking Dukes, bro. What happened on octopus that would pick like the NCAA tournament? Oh Paul Paul the octopus I think he picked soccer mostly he got the entire World Cup. That's right. Correct in like 2012 the whole thing. Yeah, he was he was like insane 2010 and then he died and then they killed him. That's not a long life. I was his record. He was too he he's picked every That's what gambling will do to you He won the World Cup projections by Paul wheat correct you look at that

No, look at this how did he know it was a big story when it was happening? I think I was betting it. I think I was betting with Paul Yeah, he was on fire. Do you have any upsets Germany, and then he bet the final Yeah, he was on fire. Do you have any upsets Germany and then he bet the final? No, he only bet Germany's games. Oh cuz he's German. Oh and it also happened losses, right? You got the losses right? I didn't just bet Germany wasn't some sort of propaganda. How did he bet? Okay, yeah, so he kind of nailed that Do you have a statue? Paul the octopus did. Did he?

Do octopi only live to be two? Then give us an octopus. I mean if he can gamble, that's pretty much what we do on the Pro Football Show with Jerry Singh picking zoo. I just want to find the animal that will... Paul the Octopus later stole the hearts and imaginations of football fans, increasing his prediction success to 100% in the World Cup of 2010. I mean, we don't talk about it enough, but like our original, or maybe it was our second Larry the Goldfish, finished like 50th out of like 10,000 entries to the gambling contest in Vegas.

Oh yeah. Like he went like 56%. And what's the takeaway there? We were just outside of the money. So whatever the money was, we were like one or two slots away. Oh, Paul. There's Paul.

How did he die? And then what would have happened? Because people could buy shares of Larry. So what would have happened if Larry got in the money? We would have been in real real big legal trouble We actually had a meeting with our lawyer because yeah We sold shares of Larry and we're like if Larry wins money will disperse and then like Two weeks before the end of the season we like had to sit down with our lawyers, and they're like so what did you guys do?

We're like yeah, they're like this isn't you didn't do anything legal like you didn't you just gave him a piece of paper You said you'd give him money like yep exactly that So yeah, it was good that he finished outside the money would have been a problem It's a good help with the following morning was found dead. He was aged a normal lifespan for the species, that's it? Oh no. Two years is sad. I can't watch that octopus documentary, it is gutting.

I don't wanna watch that, you've said I would cry. Yeah, people absolutely sob. But yeah, they don't live that long, it's sad. Especially when the guy who's filming you who professes to be your best friend just watches you get eaten right in front of him and doesn't step in to save you. That also shortens their lifespan. He was trying to do the right thing.

The right thing? I wouldn't watch any of you get eaten. I would intervene. Yes. No, but nature. You have to watch it. That I'm not a part of. You have to watch it.

Don't defend. He was a good man. No. I'll let you get eaten, Danny. The octopus cured his depression. That I'm not a part of. You have to watch it down in the fan. Yeah, we are major. He was a good man. No. I'll let you get eaten, Danny. The octopus cured his depression. It'll be fine. I'm so fucked. It was great.

What if cows could eat? It was a great documentary, though. Did you know that cows have a, like, say you put 20 cows in a big pen. Sure. They each find a best buddy cow. They, like like pair off and have like a squad just like you and I and we kill them not all of them dairy cows we keep alive yeah true but they partner up they like find BFFs they're

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good read Steven would you rather die doing something you love or something you hate I was talking about this in the cave before but I think it's an interesting argument because if you're doing like shoveling snow or something that's not fun you die and you're like oh well didn't get to finish that good, I'm done. It's also a good told you so moment. In what world would you prefer to die doing something you hate? Well in that, but like imagine for Brandon, for you,

if Mississippi State is the national championship game, fourth quarter, they're making a game winning drive and you just die. That would be the worst, right? But it would be better than being on fire it'd be better if they were down 47 nothing yeah I hate me it again, but like would you rather do it would you rather die doing like the best thing? That you love or the worst like something you hate doing like shoveling the snow like you die And then you're like fuck well At least I don't do that anymore. I don't think you're gonna say that gonna be like I'm gonna choose the thing. I think you're doing the worst thing you're just saying yourself

This can't get any worse and then oh What's up What's up, dude? How we doing? Great to see you. Oh, my god. I love you. Yo, sit down. I didn't want to sit down with you.

Oh, my god. How you doing? Hello. How you doing? Nice to see you. Hello, how are you? You want to meet me first? Yeah, why don't you meet me first?

Nice backpack. Wow, that's a great backpack. Yeah, looks like mine. Men's. No. How y'all doing, man? What's going on today? Good to see you. Yeah, it's good to see you guys. Wow, that's a great back. It's like mine ends. No, how y'all doing man? What's going on today? Good to see you. Yeah, it's good to see you guys. We'll be talking about some sports No, you just say hit him a terrible Hit me hit me with it even top wallow hit me. Um, would you rather?

die Doing being in the middle of something that you really love Like the coolest moment of your life you die so you don't get to see it finished or would you rather die something you hate you get a little bit of relief being like well at least I don't have to do this anymore. At least I'm not at least something I love. Yeah. I'd rather die in the middle of like doing something great that I wanted to do like it could be anything you know but like why would you want to die in a miserable state?

There we go. I don't want to be in a miserable state. Also you're dead after. Yeah you don't say. So you just go out fucked up. Yeah right you're dying you're not like oh man I'm dead think I don't want to be in the miserable state. Also, you're dead after. Yeah, you don't say, oh. So you just go out fucked up? Yeah, right. You're dying. You're not like, oh man, I'm dead. Think I don't have to shovel in. At least he's doing something he hated. But you're kind of relieved, like, I don't know.

You're not relieved. You're dead. You're dead. If you had like, you know, five seconds. Oh, you were dying. You took something you hated. You made it even worse by dying. I bet a lot of guys die fucking, and I bet they're pretty okay with it. Matthew McConaughey's dad died fucking yeah oh that's legendary yeah that's kind of cool the fact that you die chasing the nut like this oh my god hopefully wasn't a man oh that would be scary that'd be bad if he was on top like that chick probably has bragging rights yeah like

was he killed a man yeah what if you could design what if we all knew the day we was dying so we could just lay it out where we want to be at what we Want to do damn like if you had it if you had it if you wouldn't want to know no This is the hypothetical way if you I could tell you exactly the day you die would you want to know no chance? I want to know I would be a lot braver though It's next week Yeah, you're right. What the fuck do you do? I don't know with Che on the fact that I'd rather die in a little bit of pain. Why? What type of wow shit?

If I'm consciously dying, like I know I'm dying, like I would want to go, the relief is coming. I wouldn't want to be an illusion escape. But like, I would just... If I can avoid pain, I'm going to... That's the wrestler Kyle Yeah, if the last three minutes of my life. I knew I was dying and I had a brain freeze. I'd be like let's go Let's get this over. So if you're done, I'll tell you list you're gonna like chug and I see maybe Yeah, let's get this man a last movie. Oh death row Cuz Brandon

Wouldn't be worst-case scenario if you know if you lived your whole life and Mississippi State's about to win a championship And you don't get to see it. I don't know the run-up to the alternative is Ole Miss is about to win the national championship That's the last thing you see and I go to yeah, I'll be you don't go crazy There's also a way I Pain ever watching your team win and not actually having them win and you die in the middle of it Yeah, that's that sucks But the leader of to them I'm saying the lead up to them winning the championship game would be fucking awesome Yeah, and when the alternative is you having to do something you hate then you fucking die

That's crazy. Yeah If your hypothetical is would you rather die in the middle doing something you love or not die in the middle of doing something you love? Then yeah, I would why'd she take that route From oh it is When does that ever happen she got to use the bathroom? Yes. She's taking a dump taking a shit, okay? What's what's up with you? I'm chilling man. I'm just lounging man. Love that. You know just chill You just chill feel chill you just chill I feel like you guys been on a heater with the podcast. Yeah, we just you know, we just let's for Jalen Brown

We're going like mega viral. Yeah, that was crazy. Jalen man Jalen Yeah, but some shit with that and your your interview or knows Was a Gillies interview with club Shasha. Did you do club Shasha? Both of us did. Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy different What's the names? Yeah, did see, listen, I know this was something you would like, you would like, and probably Brandon liked this too, because this is the first time I ever got called out by an athlete, when they said it.

Who called you out? Saquon Barkley in the locker room. You didn't see that? Oh, oh yeah, after the Super Bowl. I just thought, I just like, I really thought like, dang, he didn't understand. I didn't want to put him on the spot at the moment. No, but you know what, that's a win for you

because he was fucking winning the Super Bowl thinking about you. Yeah, that in, like I told him when we was ready getting the Eagles for a race, he said, you still here, what is going on? I said, listen man, cut this shit. Me and you both traded teams at the same time. Fuck you, fuck you.

I just was with the Chiefs last year. Also winners should respect a winner. You're a winner. You don't know how to do that. You're a winner. You know Wallace won every single Super Bowl. Oh that's right. Yeah.

Did you save a life? Huh? Did you save a life? Oh yeah wait what the fuck? Yeah we can't gloss over that. So what happened was. Did you just find that video TJ? So what happened is I got off the plane,

me, Gil, Kev, and Sean, I was getting off the plane, and I was driving back home in Philly, and I seen this guy on the side of the road with the police, and it's like, I'm like, damn, what the hell is going on, right? He totaled his car, his mom just died, and I think something else happened, right? So he ready to jump, so when I,

because I'm like, dude, I know this guy, so I jump out jump, so when I, cause I'm like, do I know this guy? So I jump out of my car, pull over. I said, yo, what's going on? He looked at me and I guess he was like, I'm going through a lot. And they like, damn, he's talking. He wasn't talking to the two state troopers. Shout out to them for staying there.

And so I get close to him, I'm like, damn, what's going on? I said, what you want? He said, I want a cigarette. So me and the state troopers is stopping cars as they're going by. Who got a smoke? Who got a, trying to find a cigarette, right? So we stopped the cars to try to get a cigarette. We got him a cigarette.

We got him some water. And I said, what the fuck is going on? Is it that deep? And he gave me some numbers to call. I called his mom, no, I called his aunt and his sister, his aunt and his niece and they was like, what the fuck is you doing? Like, you know, on the FaceTime.

They was like, yeah, we on our way there. Luckily they only live like about 20, 30 minutes away. So he's like, all right, when y'all come here, he was just, and I just was talking to him like, damn, you know, what's going on? I didn't, and it was just an education of just mental health and just depression that's going on? I didn't, and it was just an education of just mental health and just depression that's going on. He was really depressed.

He was gonna jump. Wow. Yeah, he was like, I ain't wanna be, and I'm like, so when I got closer to my scene, I'm like, hold up, that's Seaman over there. You would've felt, you would've jumped down. It was a high jump, and it was nothing but like the ground. So I'm like, oh shit, so it was like you know I just seen and just stopped and talked to him

Unbelievable man saved a life you got it out of him He wasn't talking before you I think some people just need somebody to talk to now. Are you? This might be your weird question You got to be rooting for him to like do something awesome Yeah, I want him to win. I hope you I hope you be yeah, you you know, but both just because you want him to be happy but also like he'd be like like that guy cures cancer. He's like wallows saved my life. Yeah, no, but do you got to think about this? Like I think I think a lot of times we don't know what people be going through and we don't know what happy supposed to be for the right. Our happy might

be your happy might be hitting the ticket. Onelay. No pulling a Jordan 86 Fleer car You know I'm saying that might that's not even you're happy That but somebody else happy might be they just want their family to love them right and they might don't get it I just want attention from the wife or I don't know they want the kids to respect them And they don't get that so they'd be like fuck it. That's deep. I guarantee you brought him closer to his family So that's a way. Yeah, I talked to his father and. That's deep. I guarantee you brought him closer to his family. So that's a way Yeah, I talked his father and um, they was there. I hope so. I hope he'd be okay. What a guy you are. Wow, that's awesome I'm trying to be better a day. None of us have done anything like that. No

You're inspiration. You're actually probably the number one inspiration. I know I Try to be I don't know who else I know inspires people you don't know a lot of inspiring people No, I don't you know Batman and them shoes like that you do what big cat. Why did you fucking tell him? Damn, it's you know the real one from God Shit even holding out. Yeah, if you could if you listen, let me ask you he went to Wisconsin Question big cat badger This one I wouldn't know he was a fucking drunk idiot This is what I want to know if you could be any athlete in the history of life. Who would you be? Oh one day? Oh

One day or one day their career one game. Oh man, oh Would have to be an individual sport what about I think no it'll had to be individual I think it will know I mean like I whenever this type of that comes up like if you could have any any athletes career It's I always go to like golfer. Yeah, I think you get all the master It's I always go to like golfer. Yeah, I think you get all the actors Let me break it down For one event it could be a game you knew yeah, it'd be a moment one I'm talking about one athlete it could have been a game winning shot

It could have been a touchdown though It could have been a kid could have been a knockout one Athlete for one moment that one moment that one day with who would it be? Jesse Owens winning gold medals in front of Hitler probably Pretty fucking awesome was Teddy Bridgewater photo day Come on come on who had the best like upset. What are you thinking? When Ali won the belt the first time that's an iconic Nick, though, when Ali won the belt the first time, that's an iconic.

I mean, it's like, I immediately thought of, uh, Mike Tyson just killing people. Like I go to box Joe Carter, walk off home run in the world. 93 at home. Yeah. That's major. That's pretty sweet. That would be pretty fucking sweet. A walk off home run at home. Not to go way back, but I feel like babe Ruth had a sweet life.

The entire world worshiped him. Yeah. Babe Ruth for a sweet life the entire world worshiped him yeah Babe Ruth for sure did but how sweet was like in the 20s if you have a sweet life in 1923 is that like an average life now? No. Probably always sweet right? It's always sweet.

Yo an average life damn I never thought about an average life today would destroy an extraordinary life. You think so? Why can't it destroy a billionaire life. You have a better life. Sorry, Ruth. I average life. I average life. Rockefellers average life right now. Like just just say, just say you got a you in Chicago. Yeah. You got a nice apartment. You got technology. You first of all, you got, you got, you got the tech. You got the world in your hand. Great food.

You got great food. You can just walk around, you can watch any show you want to, you can play the game. That's probably better. The food is better. Even the rich people were eating like snockered ham back then.

Bullshit. Snockered ham. They were. The chefs was bullshit back in the day. The chefs was ass. So you're saying we're better than the Rockefellers. Yes Damn, thank you. Thank you about back then. No what the cars our cars? No TV. We got these big

See they didn't have no data handle No air fryer. No internet. No air fryer. Air fryer was the second thing you know poor I mean air fryer online poor. I made salmon in it like that's like life. So basically any dude that has Like a hundred bucks in an only fans. Yeah Think about it you can't even see no pouring bag. Yeah, right like and all the bushes were hairy Yes, that was titties were pointing to yeah titties too. Yeah. The titties were a weird slope. Yeah. But just think about it,

and every time you had sex you had a kid. Every time. Every single time. And you got Instacart? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I would rather be White Sox Dave a million times over Mary Todd Lincoln. Talking about pews and weird titties popping out kids.

Y'all is crazy. Really shit. Some things are timeless. Think about it. Listen, right now, like so now, do y'all have a question? Just a question. Do you think the kids is gonna be less ambitious now because they got everything? Well the AI can do all their homework for them.

They'll do everything, yeah. Like they don't have to. Yeah, we're lazy. Like is is they... So, so what's gonna happen? Because don't nobody... It seems like people don't want to work. We're gonna have to... We're gonna have to... They don't want to fuck either, right?

We're gonna have to go to war. People aren't fucking... We need a war and a depression. We're gonna have to have a war. Yeah. Yeah. And make some hard people. Yeah.

I have to send my kids to those like summer camps in the desert where they can't have and stuff. Yeah. Or just listen to like a David Goggins podcast. Yeah, I love him. That's a legend your pussy get up Okay, I'm a pussy today No, it's podcast gets made. No, but but think about it like with the like Why would they want to be why would why would most kids want to be great when they could just oh my dad? I'm gonna add my dad cards to my phone so I can get Amazon shit, Instacart.

I could do what I want. Why would I wanna work and do anything when I could live in my dad's crib forever and play the game and chill and bring my girlfriend over and my mom's gonna cook for us? Man, our parents was like, I'll figure it out. Damn. Think about it.

Think about your college days versus these college reasons. Yeah, think about that shit How good they got it think about the struggles of college? We all be sitting there breaking a piece, but there's also parts that aren't good Yeah, I mean like I I think going to college with everyone having uh a smartphone and like videoing everything would be Nightmare. Yeah, that's a night Like like there was no social media when I was in college. If they had it, would it be some crazy embarrassment moments of you?

Probably, but yeah, I can't even think. Some of the shit that happens on the Burnerverse on Twitter, I'm like, holy shit, my kids are going to go to college? Yeah, it's crazy. How soon are we to having a president who has dick pics? We've already had Bill Clinton like like texts Anthony wiener member Yeah, you're a guy who had dick pics and like yeah, we have his last name was wiener. Yeah That's cool. You know any way yeah, you get a pass for that cuz it's like it's my name is my name

I could flash I guarantee you those pictures of Bill Clinton's dick out there Oh certainly, thanks Polaroids. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah J was a big guy right pulled out Jumbo he called it like Claimed that he would get migraines if he didn't if he didn't know Swear to God. Yeah, he's like yeah, I have an affliction, I have to nut. Is that why you get migraines? That's what he said. He didn't nut like two, three days before the Bay of Pigs.

Really? Yeah. Let me ask you a question. And I ask Gilder, if your fate, especially you, I'm gonna ask you this, Mississippi State. Right, that's right. If they say, listen, next actually this Mississippi State right that's right if Mrs. If they say listen next year Mississippi State all across the board gonna win championships. Yeah

But you can't have sex for five years. They're gonna lock it. Would you do it? Oh my god. That's He's not the one that he's not okay not okay. Wait, what about no beating? No jerking, no jerking. Can't shake the dice. No, not at all. Would you get castrated? No, come on, man. No, that's a joke.

Y'all are joking, but if somebody come up to me and said, Brandon, Mississippi State will win the, I will guarantee you, Mississippi State wins the national championship of football, you can never have sex again. And basketball, everything. Oh my God. Where do I sign? Yeah Well, I got four kids my dicks retired anyway damn. Yeah

How would you when you dick was just it was over is like big Fun and games, it's still it's still prolific. It's still it's still but you said it was over. Yeah, I'm just saying that I couldn't say it for very long. That's crazy it. That's crazy. Even at its peak, it probably starts to give. A little bit, but you've seen my wife. What? Oh, okay. Not my penis. You've seen my wife. I have. Not going to stop that.

Walu, have you ever seen a pencil this big? Yes, he has, especially that color. Probably. Yes, it looked like my pencil. That's wow. That's got to be uncomfortable. Mm-hmm. That's, wow. That's gotta be uncomfortable. Yeah, sometimes. Draws you can wear, certain shit.

What is the best city you ever been to in your life? Paris is pretty cool. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. I don't think Paris could walk on the same sidewalk as New York City. Mm. New York City is like, come on, cut.

It's, yeah, it's my favorite. New York City is the best. I like Chicago more than New York City. No, Chicago, all right, so listen. I realized that I love New York, but I love Boston too. Boston remind me of this. Boston remind me of Chicago, Philly, New York, Milwaukee, and Seattle.

All in one. Think about it. In one. All in one. Why? Because the way, like the bridges in Boston, the food in Boston, it's clean in Boston. Like, you know what I mean?

It ain't like New York on a clean tip. I mean, New York is not clean like that, but it's like, and it got structures sort of like some Philly downtown and then it gave me a Seattle vibe with the water Yeah, like so and then my walk it gave me that Milwaukee thing, too I think Milwaukee's an underrated Milwaukee is everything. Yeah, I love Milwaukee What about are you saying like City City or just like place because there's places like I went to? Carmel by the sea yeah, California in California. How about a sea? What is that? It's like this little town It's like it's where pebble Beach is the golf course okay?

And that place is just like Clint Eastwood was the mayor for a while. Yeah, it's not real. It's not real Oh Clint Eastwood with the fucking mayor. I think so all the houses are named Yeah, that shit is like it's you go there. You're like, what is this? Because you just walk right what ocean it's a beautiful like mountains and everything. Yeah Oh, well, if you if you only damn mayor if you only could listen, how about this? And this is a question for everybody Clint's a fucking monster in the movies. Oh, that's my birthday Like if you only if you only everybody here You only could watch one movie

Listen to one album and eat one meal for the rest to your life. Oh my god. All right. Oh Brandon's ready to go All right, Brandon. Can I guess yours my album or my yeah? My outcast yeah, I actually like to buy boys to man a little bit better. Okay. I like or maybe stankonia My meal I'm going fried catfish fries and garlic bread every time damn and then my movie that one's a little tougher But probably best in show maybe whoa you gotta be strategic about the movie because it's something you're watching over and over you want to Find more will hate it. So what is the most stimulating? What makes you feel the best? Major League. What would you pick?

My movie would be, it would probably be, it's hard. I got heat on my mind. Major League. I got heat on my mind because we had so many legends and heat. Yeah. It was just that movie, it was long. It had so many, to see Al Pacino and Robert De Niro go head to head like- RIP Val Kimber. Like Val Kimber was a fucking legend had so many to see albertino Robert De Niro go head to head like RIP Val Kilmer's like Val Kilmer was a fucking legend in there to see that to see that to see that movie It was it was just it was just that shit was all that Mill

What was your meal Brandon it was fried catfish and fries and garlic bread meal would have to be Some type of pasta. Lobster, risotto. It could be pasta, any type of red sauce. I'm cool. Angel hair pasta, red sauce, some garlic bread. I am happy. Extra Parmesan cheese.

Album can be something with tempo ups and downs. The best is Charday. Because it's so much, theawty because it's so much the best of it's so much yeah can you change can you change what's it like if I said burrito could I change what's in the burrito it don't matter burrito could be a chicken burrito could be a shrimp burrito yeah but so I can change it every day no that's cop out all right yeah no because that was that's how that's how Dave's You only could get one beverage. It even could be water water juice water tea or coffee

Water sweet tea. It's water. That's a fucked up life Water no, I'm talking about. Oh only like just think about this You only can see this every day like you would be a horrible to become an actor in a movie There are people that eat the same meal every day yeah I don't know how they do it skip alice today did they give you in prison with was there like different or was it just water no you had water you get you you allegedly they got this thing called soft Peter. Soft Peter. Soft Peter is this juice that they say. Are you drinking Tom?

No, soft Peter is this juice that pulls to make your Peter soft. So people are like, don't drink that shit. It'll like stain the table. Say if it get like on the metal table, it'll stain the table, it'll be so sweet. Everyone go through it hard. Yeah, it's called soft Peter.

What do you mean it makes you soft? No, that's what they say, I don't know. But they got juice down there They'd be having orange juices sometime. They have you could buy stuff all cameras here your own sunny D. But like They ever have ice cream. Yeah, they got ice cream. You go. That would be the hardest part of prison for me. What? No ice cream. They got it. So that's if you all the time not all the time, right? So that would be that's why I'm out on prison. All right, this is the last question Have you had to do a year in prison?

Who in the world you would want to be your cellmate? Oh. You can't pick like your wife, Swinney? She's not my girl. I guess I can't. No, fuck, no you can't pick your girl. You can't pick my girl. You can't, you gotta pick a dude.

She gotta pick a girl. Okay. I think I'd pick you, Walla. No, don't pick me dude You got she got to pick a girl. Okay. I think I think I picked you No, don't pick. Yeah, I'm picking you. Yeah, because you know the fucking survive. No, you know, listen I'm picking listen think about already picked you You could pick anybody you could pick Brad Pitt you could pick your favorite baseball player Why the fuck would you pick me because you know what's do due. No, you wouldn't be in there talking to somebody for a year that you like, I could talk to this motherfucker

and ask him all types of questions. Agreed, The Rock. I pick Ronda Rousey. Ronda Rousey, okay. Strong and tough, she farms. She's got kids too, we can talk about our kids. But then they'd automatically be the alpha. I know my answer.

The Rock could help you. Dude, I'm going David Blaine. I'm going, oh you trying to get out. You trying to get the fuck out. I'd go Blutman. Yeah, you'd going David Blaine. I'm going oh you try to get out I'd go yeah, you have to yeah, what man you just fucking yeah? Someone he can go hours without talking. I think would be someone quiet. No you know you might as well have the cell to yourself, right? You know you you know who I pick and it's crazy. I pick somebody Cuz you know cuz in jail I jail I like to read a lot.

I'll pick Stephen King. Yeah, that's a good one. So, cause he could just, Stephen King could just be writing and I could be reading shit all the time. Yeah, but he would ruin the end for you, be like, oh, I actually wrote that. No, he won't tell me. I just want him to grab his book,

cause he write him. Yeah, that would work. Stephen be like, Do you think people is off? Like do you ever see characters in movies and think that they off because they just play the character so good? Like yo, he's really a psychopath.

Like American Psycho. Do you think he's really crazy the way he played it? Yeah, he was really good in that. So versatile though. Gotta be a little. I mean Daniel Day-Lewis when he does his method acting. Daniel Day-Lewis is a fucking, what was the joint that he had?

The Western joint he had yeah No, no, what's name? He was good in there will be blood. It will be blood and what was the one gangs of America? Thanks, New York. Oh my god. Yeah, he's a fucking monster He can act Yeah Chef Donnie chef Donnie be great. Donnie and that movie he was in. We were saying with... Psycho.

We were interviewing Josh Duhamel the other day. I think it's coming out Friday, but like, if I were like the Daniel Day-Lewis of method acting, but it was only based on food, this is like my process is just eating whatever the character would eat. Okay. And that's it.

That's where you cut it off. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, you couldn't do a food show. If you did. That's where you cut it off. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, you couldn't do a food show. If you did a food show, you'd be like 600 pounds. Just imagine you had to do, not what Dave did, but you did a show where you were like at real restaurants around the world like Anthony Bourdain.

No. Do you know how crazy that'd be? You just flying around the world eating at the best places. Would be fun. But I'm not, I don't have a palette for like the best places like when we went to labor and our den I wasn't like this is so incredible. I think it also Yeah, now that I'm going about it best restaurant in America, but are you guys wowed by food? Yeah, um everybody is I'm not like I I'm not saying that it's I'm not wowed by food? Yeah, sometimes. Everybody is. I'm not. Like, I'm not saying that I'm not wowed by food.

I'm saying like, McDonald's versus like a really good meat, like I like them both. I think the variance isn't as big as you, that people make it out to be. Right. I'm more wowed, like it's not usually expensive restaurants. Yeah.

It's like, Nobody is. Yeah. I like, like, you know what's crazy? I've been a pescetarian since like forever right congrats But for some reason I dream about Meals that we had back in the day. I dream about I just wake up and I could just smell Mashed potatoes corn and Salisbury steak cook well or Shepherd's pie. Oh my god

No more pie is the best't eat old shit no more? Sheppard's pie is the best. Nobody eat good old food no more. It's like, it's unpopular. In the south they do. A meatloaf. Like people don't talk about that shit no more. People just go, like, I think,

with the air fryer and all this stuff, everybody eating designer food and baked. Like nobody's eating. Oh, our Dunkers are here. Oh my god, I'm a slam on somebody The dunkers he's a fucking monster. Yeah I'm a slam on one of y'all today a lot of don't know maybe come on that court. There's a dunk contest coming up There's a crazy What no no no it's a dude in there that when you see this white boy

He could jump to the fucking ceiling. I think they're doing it nine Yeah Yeah. Is Gilly here or no? Yeah, Gil here. He's somewhere around. Where the hell is he? He like, he over there. Yo, I don't care where we go. These people, they fucking go crazy. Gil, you should have been on Survival Barstool. Oh my fucking God, we love your fucking maniac. They love you. I want to see gilly play some hoops today Oh, no, he's dangerous. He's so good. He's dangerous that Is so oh my god my favorite of him saying the NBA players that he beat The guy that backs up you watch him play. He's like funny. It's really good

Clips in playing out there With all the people he named in here be Think about that niggas in the proves not even doing that doing That's an NBA player talking. That's T. Ten motherfuckers, you'll barbecue right now in the league. Come on, Cus. Who's the man you gonna give him five?

Rob Dillon Hand. Hey, oh my God. You're crazy, man. You're disrespectful. You can't beat Reed Shepard, nigga. Reed Shepard. Reed Shepard. Come on, Cus.

Jose Alvarado. That three? He in the league. Yeah, he in the league. Fuck you mean. Right, yeah. What the fuck wrong with you Three He in the league Fuck you mean Fuck wrong with you is he in the league Four niggas on the nets That's what y'all saying

Yeah that's through the seven The white boy That back up Steph Curry I'm cooking him He a bootlegged me Colin Sexton Are you crazy? Gary He's so good Yeah, all right I shabby by the way shabby is packed more capability into the Silverado Trail Boss So that you can pack more fun into your weekend have yourself a friday saturday and sunday with the truck that says no to nothing

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By a lot. How did I not know that? He's a he's the best celebrity basketball player going right yeah by a lot Did he plot like watch him Titus oh, yeah, he's playing faster Damn It's better than he is playing Oh, this is the whole thing. Oh, you can't play the sound. Another clip. I've seen enough. I mean, I want to see more of it.

That's Oh yeah. He played Tonovan Mitchell. You can hope who won. Oh man. Gilly cooked him Oh Say, say baddie Never give up I'll get high as hell and just watch his vlogs

Yep He's never said the wrong thing Everything he said is at least pretty good He also has so many funny nicknames for himself Chauncey Gillips Uh Damien Gillard. Damien Gillard. You better step up, Nick.

You better step up, Nick. Oh, that's so good. Shay Gillie Alexander, he's fucking so funny. Oh, he's smart, man. good. Shea Gillie Alexander. He's fucking so funny. Good court. Oh, is that lethal shooter? That guy's insane. Yeah, he's so good. Oh, my God the lethal shooter? That guy's insane.

Yeah. He's so good. Oh my God, so funny. An alley chop. Oh shit. Damn. Oh, what a dish. Good shit. You're right, he always says the right thing. Oh, what a dish.

Good shit. You're right. He's good. He always says the right thing. What's that one with the orange? Gilly disres- Gilly disrespectful. Gilly disrespectful. Gilly disrespectful.

Oh, that's not a good clip. So this dunk contest, people had to submit videos of themselves dunking and then they got picked out of. Yeah. Yeah, they picked a few winners. These guys are going to do it live here. These guys are shorties. That's yeah, I was kind of surprised. I see why you got to do everything.

I see why you got to do everything. You got down and get your ghillie on. I'm talking about he got the head. He can cross you up. He'll take you to the top. He'll take you to the bottom. He'll take you to the top. He'll take you to the top. He'll take you to the top. He'll take you to yo bow. I see why you gotta do anything Yo, sir got down and get your ghillie on I'm talking about You got the head those he could cross you up. He'll take you to the cup ghillie

Look, you don't want brown brown mode on there. Look left him to the celebration He's unreal. Yeah, I don't know you had all yeah I would never play him one-on-one ever in life, bro, because he'd be getting this shit off, bro You hit a three on me and then running my face Bro, because he be getting this shit off, bro. You hit a three on me in there running my face Then I feel like if Gilly can't fight he gonna keep fighting you until until he just get into he get tired I don't even know Gilly was out here hooping with dr. J. Yeah, they was at the park really hoopin That's how you know, he really he really gets busy bro. He really been around a block of Utah Dr. Dale that's awesome. Something happened. Hey them old motherfuckers got minis from hell, bro

They mid ranges is die. Look, excuse me. Oh my goodness Look, they've been selling him his whole life. They've been selling his assistant Gilly man You've been dropping down and then came back down the court. Look at that leg Oh, man with the assist see they making them y'all gotta make that that was a weak ass pass Gilly gave you a motherfucking crazy Don me blew it. Look tell you I brought it used to shoot nothing but mid ranges all day long Look midi look that was you can look did you see that? Shoot nothing but mid ranges all day long look midi look that was you can Did you see that? viral the other day tightest people just like

Not understanding basketball. We're like Kevin Garnett just always stepped in from the three-point line but it's like Him stepping into his shot that he was like shot like 50% from like the field never missed Yeah, be like why didn't he just take a step back shoot threes shoot a three? I know Mid range the lost art is Yeah, be like, why didn't he just take a step back? Shoot three. Shoot a three. I know. The mid-range is a lost art. Have they ever tried, like, an under-six-foot pro league?

I think that's what they do in Thailand with Manny Pacquiao. WNBAs. Yeah. You see the WNBAs got a dunker now, though? Yeah, from France. A long guy? This shit going on in France is concerning. It's a problem.

It's concerning. It's all girls. They're tall, everybody. They're turning out aliens. Just insane hoopers. It's a problem. They're just all French. It's crazy, they're stealing our game.

Yeah. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. Oh! Oh, is that... Well, well, well. I was watching the Lions, then. Turned it around. All right, we should wrap up because they're gonna get going soon So yeah tune into the dunk contest

By the way Steven said I don't have what it takes to create the other section so from now on out of spite I'm gonna create a backup other side. Yeah Tomorrow so wait was that some shit talk happening a little in the cave whenever I choose to hang out in the cave before the show It's always Steven going at me for some reason what happened you tried to help with the other Was that some shit talk happening a little in the cave whenever I choose to hang out in the cave before the show it's Always Steven going at me for some reason what happened you tried to help with the other yeah, he's Going on Steve No, I said yeah, I said welcome. You're gonna threaten me with you doing more work go ahead Get a sash I said I just said something simple as what are you doing the other section right now?

And he was like oh, okay. It's harder than you think Steve Steve job describe Grab what your bathing suit that's harder than you I mean we do it for you know 1500 shows probably it is a lot of work Does it have to be related to exactly how day in any way I Don't know that was on YouTube that we just show before you do All right that guy you recognize from the internet I thought I did not that guy the other white guy he was right there was a white guy here who has crazy hops to

The point where I had to like show everyone for an ad Everyone was claiming that it was not a ten-foot rim. So now we shall see. Tune in. Well, this isn't a 10-foot rim. No, there's dunking on nine, I think. Is this guy working on it? They all can dunk on 10, but they were saying that it's just going to be that much better on nine.

Yeah. He's warming up. Yeah, he's giving the fires ready. He's judging. I think this is a cash prize. I believe Hank. I think Gilly, Wallow, Hank, and Montoya? Yeah.

Oh. Big four. What a mix. Yeah. It's a good mix. All right, we got to figure out Plinko Day. Tomorrow we'll figure out what we're doing. All right. Titus, any ideas?

Depends on what letter I get, Nick. Really, I mean, could go a lot of different directions. Could be anything. So you get A. I have a few ideas. I don't want to spoil them. Yeah, we'll see I don't know about why Why why you're about to get your face? We'll see and Lucas will be here wait no TG you're out next Friday noise up. Yeah, I'm out next Friday Yeah, but we should make Lucas here anyway on Friday Yeah, I gotta ask him that bowling stream last night. They had no chance zero

They made it six They said seven but our boy white socks Dave is back because the first hour of it He did not get anything and then he got red hot Turkey is the only one who was hitting him But his confidence was there because every time he rolled he said, strike. Yeah. And he also threw the ball like halfway down the lane. It was awesome. It was so violent.

I love him. Yeah. He's all the way back. All the way back. All right, let's spin the wheel. What are the odds these guys are going to pull that whole net down? Maybe high. Pretty high. What are the odds these guys are going to pull that whole net down? Maybe high. Wheel reset.

Wheel reset, wheel reset, wheel reset. You guys are lucky. Throw a fart eliminator on there. Yes. One time only. I'll make my bean brownies for you. I want to try this I do I have the recipe I'm gonna get you one of these are we'll reset What do you do if it hits fart a limiter today because we have this thing right after we'll do it tomorrow

No, we'll fart. Yeah, we'll just fart real quick out here What do we do if it hits fart eliminator today? Because we have this thing right after. We'll do it tomorrow. No, we'll fart. Yeah, we'll just fart real quick and get out of here. Really push it. It's not going to hit fart eliminator. I haven't got... I don't got nothing. I couldn't even muster one. I can fire one.

I... Titus, have you done a fart eliminator? Yeah, you have. I did it very quickly. I was good at it the one time I participated. Alright. See you for tomorrow. Applause Applause It's the Act Thank you. You should get auto directed right to this KFC dunk stream.

Go check it out. Alright, love you guys. Bye.