The Yak - Big Cat Sends Owen To The World Series of Poker For a Chance to Win 10 Mill | The Yak 6-2-22

Episode Date: June 2, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's going on, everybody? It's the Yak. And it's just me and Owen right now. This is Kate, by the way, not Big Cat, in case anyone was confused. Same old characters you fell in love with in season one. In season one, here we are. And I have got a lot.

I'm glad it's just me because I have so much to say that I'm not intimidated by filling this space and time in any way. Yeah, for sure. Thank you, Owen. Yeah. What did you do the second you woke up? What did I do the second I woke up? Went to get my, it was my son who woke me up, crying on the monitor. What time was that?

5.15. Okay. So that was earlier than I. Yeah. A little bit. What did you do? I gasped for air. Gasped for air.15. Okay. So that was earlier than I. Yeah. A little bit. What did you do? Uh, gasped for air. Gasped for air.

Yeah. I was out of breath. Well, I'll cut right to the chase of what's most important here. My birthday is tomorrow. Holy crap. Yeah. 28. Whoa, that's a lot of coffee.

My birthday is tomorrow, big cat. What? Yeah. Sorry, I was two minutes late. Never do that again. I'm PMT. Um, what is all this coffee? Heard you retired today. Thought. What? Yeah. Sorry, I was two minutes late. Never do that again. I'm PMT. What is all this coffee?

Heard you retired today. Thought. Did you get me all this coffee? Wait, is your birthday tomorrow? My birthday is tomorrow. How old are you turning? You're not supposed to ask a woman. I know, but I'm more of a hag, I'd say. I'd say mid-30s.

I'm comfortable saying mid-30s. You're 36. Yes i nailed it i nailed it i'm older than you yeah but but yeah but i feel like guys can be cooler longer that's hollywood that's what hollywood does to you where it's like oh george clooney he's attractive but meryl streep no yeah that's probably not a good example not a good example uh Hilary Duff Hilary Duff is my age and she's a hot Kate the Olsen twins are my age stop photoshopping her ass though you don't have to it's already wait so are you having a crisis no I just I just wanted to brag about my birthday in hopes that I get something out of it, I guess.

We'll do a cake. I'll buy you a cake tomorrow. Something like that. I don't know. I'm going down to my Aunt Peg's. My Aunt Party Peg's down in Wildwood on the Jersey Shore. That actually sounds like a lot of fun. She's a delight.

She's the one who I lived in her basement in Delco after I got divorced. You guys. Yeah, she's awesome. That's a super depressing sentence yep holy shit i was like 32 years old and she'd be like dinner's ready and i come climbing up the steps like i was 12 i'm like all right it's party night oh sweet what was peg's signature it's chicken parm and she's making it for me this weekend oh awesome i know you guys go out or do you party at the house oh no no no part we call her party Peg for a reason.

Oh, hell yes. We are going out. They have a boat. Redneck Margaritas, vodka, Mountain Dew. She and my Uncle Mike got married late in life. My Uncle Mike is a union electrician from Philly. My Aunt Peg worked for the IRS in Philly for a long time. She got married a lot later in life, a few years ago.

She's Irish. He's Italian. Instead of going on a honeymoon, they went to the Atlantic City Boat Show and bought a boat. Oh. They were going to name it Gaelic and Garlic. Oh. Love them. Wait, how much later in life?

They were both single? No kids? No kids. Oh, well, he had kids from a previous marriage. Got it. That's an incredible name. But they got married just a few years ago in their 60s, I guess. I love that.

We were on the Wildwood Boardwalk, and the reception was at a bar on a dock afterwards. This is sad, but I love that. On the Wildwood boardwalk and we went the part the reception was at a bar on a dock afterwards This is sad but I remember it I remember your Instagram stories being like this looks awesome First time I choked a dube with some of my uncles It was you and your cousins just getting drunk for three days. Yes that was it. That was my aunt Peg's

wedding and I was going there this weekend That absolutely rules. We go out and our boat That's a great aunt name by the way. By the way the very first time they took their boat up they ended up naming it our honeymoon because they got a boat instead of a honeymoon instead of gaelic and garlic the very first time they take it out into the wildwood harbor some like teenager on a jet ski ramps up over a wave forgets it and they had to jump off the boat lands on top of their honeymoon and they couldn't use their boat the kid let everybody lived but they couldn't use their boat the whole season anyways now they got it back and all we do is cruise from boat bar to boat bar getting those buckets those giant pft style

buckets yeah and so anyway fuck yeah i'm looking forward to it might be a little different vibe with the baby yeah it'll be the same maybe not it'll be the same but i'm really looking forward to it how old your son now he's like 15 months oh so he's getting to the cool phase he can yeah he can boat he can drive the boat he can drive the boat he can drink he can do all that yeah make him tubing as soon as they can walk they can start drinking yeah i want to put him on one of those tubes that flies up in the air those are scary those are so scary yeah i don't want any part of that yeah but i that would be fun to have him in that or just do a little yeah he probably will freak out either way i do wildwood

have you ever been to wildwood i've never been to wildwood uh now i kind of want to go wildwood i don't think it's the only beach i've ever been on where the police had to come and break up a domestic dispute on the towels next to me wait is that technically a domestic dispute if you're not in the house it was two towel group it was two groups saying their towels are encroaching on our towels and it escalated to the point that the cops had to come and be like you guys need to move your towels over here you need to move your towels over here how etiquette is definitely i mean i i kind of side with the fight like i like that's one of those ones where you think on paper you're like that's ridiculous just figure it out but like if paper, you're like, that's ridiculous.

Just figure it out. But, like, if you get a good spot on a beach and someone encroaches, that is worthy of a fight. There is big-time etiquette with that. So, it's like the last full week in June, our family goes down the shore in Seattle City, and there's a ton of us. My dad was one of 13, and they all had a ton of kids. And we have this huge line of chairs. And it's like 50 yards long. My dad was one of 13, and they all had a ton of kids, and we have this huge line of chairs. And it's like 50 yards long.

And then we get butthurt when people set up in front of us. And people are like, well, you can't take up 50 yards of beach, like whatever. And so then people – and then who are you sitting next to is a big deal. And then a second row starts. It's a whole thing. Stadium seating. Yeah. There's a lot of etiquette.

A lot of etiquette to the beach people don't know. happy birthday are you gonna be here tomorrow yes i'll get you a cake we'll get a cake we'll do okay we'll get a cake what kind of cake oh ice cream penis did you see the new dessert shop in new york city that does specifically super anatomically correct desserts is that for pride month no it just up. It's like a bar slash bakery. It's like a cool bakery that only opens late at night, and it's like a pussy cake with every flap and crevice. Oh, jeez.

What's it called? Can we look it up? Is it the scale? Yes, everything's like anatomically corrected to scale. This feels like a CBD version of like necrophilia. Let me see. Well, it can't be to scale. That's not...

Bakery and genitals. My dick would not be worthy of a party for more than two people. Cake pop. Kinky's Dessert Bar. Oh, they're pops. Those are pretty anatomically correct. Kinky's Dessert Bar is what it's called. So, okay, I want something. Kinky's Dessert Bar is what it's called. So, okay, I want something from Kinky's Dessert Bar.

And they'll have the actual... Oh, yeah, there it is. I would love... My dream is to have enough money where I can open something like that where it's open for two hours a day. Yeah. And then you get that elusiveness to it, even though that's terrible business.

There's one strip of boutiques in my neighborhood that's all stores like that, where they clearly don't need them. We don't care. One hour a day, and they sell one product, and it's nuts. Yeah, I would like to open up a shop, and it's like, we're going to sell 30 grilled cheese every day. That's it. Once we sell the 30th, it's over. There was a place like that in Cranford. It was just grilled cheese. What. That's it. Once we sell the 30th, it's over. There was a place like that in Cranford.

It was just grilled cheese. What was it called? It's closed now, but it was open like 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. So they clearly didn't do a good business. And like four days a week

and only during the week, so no weekends. Yeah. Can I tell you my idea for a business? Yes, please. We're zinging through topics here, but it's my birthday eve

and my brain is buzzing and I also had a lot of coffee. You got the birthday eve brain but i it's my birthday eve my brain is buzzing and i had i got the birthday eve brain buzz yeah i have a birthday brain buzz so here's the idea each table has a big lazy susan on it and my restaurant it's only open during happy hour hours and every day i have five hot dips and five cold dips. Your table can pick five dips total that come on the Lazy Susan. And then there's like 10 different types of bread and dipping sticks and stuff you can choose from. So you have like five different dipping sticks and five different dips and then a selection of wine and beer. What's on the dipping sticks? Is this like fondue?

So maybe I have a toasty hot Mexican dip. Maybe I got a seven layer dip. What's on the dipping sticks? Is this like fondue? So maybe I have a toasty hot Mexican dip. Maybe I got a seven layer dip. What's on the stick? So the stick could be a bread stick. It could be a chicken. Maybe it's a celery stick. Could it be chicken? It could be chicken. Could it be beef? It depends on the night.

I like it. I think I'm in. It's a rotating thing and you just rotate the table. You just dip in different things You just rotate Very important question Are you allowed to double dip? Yes Yeah you're allowed to

I always double dip So do I It's double dipping is like People who care about double dipping Are way worse than double dippers Suck The thing is you just have to say You have to say

I'm double dipping You have to like say it goofy But you're still gonna dip No I always double dip Never triple dip. A triple dip seems like, dude, just eat the fucking thing. Right. Yeah. Just go in there with your paws. But a double dip. Come on.

So I've been to a place called the Melting Pot where it's like fondue style. Yeah. It's hard to fill up. No, no. You're fine. No, no, no, no, no. No, yours is a much better version. Yeah. Don't be discouraged. This is like I came up with an idea called Appetizers, where it was just a restaurant

full of appetizers only, and then someone was like tapas, and I was like, shit, you're right. Oh, yeah. So don't be discouraged. That discouraged me. I would have been a millionaire. My thing was I couldn't fill up. I needed some protein.

What kind of dips do you think we could get some meat into? Oh, the dip? No, the protein's on the stick. Oh, you have okay sausage dip have you ever had sausage dip there's plenty of meat in that it's just enough for happy hour to get you on a little grease base before you go out and black out somewhere that's the plan perfect yeah yeah i like like maybe even maybe maybe a bar that's just specifically like created to give you food that you can drink on. That's where you just go before you go to blackouts. All we serve is just rolls.

Dude, my fresh. That's not a bad idea. It's like, you know when you're about to get really drunk, you're like, all right, I got to actually pick the meal correctly here. I can't just eat anything. I have to eat a sandwich or something with some substance. There's nothing worse than being drunk after eating a bunch of fried food.

So maybe that's what we do. My freshman year roommate had a bizarre system where he would lick pretzel rods as he drank beer to make him thirsty so he would drink the beer fat. Why would he eat pretzel rods? And then he would eat them after to soak up the beer that seems what wildly he's uh in the u.s military now oh that makes sense that would hurt your tongue a lot too yeah that whole thing is just where would he put the

pretzel rods i'd leave him for when he finished would anyone else eat him by accident no he pre-gained sort of in the corner of his room. Oh, by himself? Well, we were on different schedules. It was two in ROTC, two not. Got it. So they were sort of night owls. Pre-gaming in college was the dumbest.

Oh, God. We used to just take shots of vodka, just being like, we have to drink ten drinks before we go out. Why? Yeah, shotgunning for locos was the thing. I shotgun whiskey or beer funneled whiskey. But I look back, I'm like, why not just drink it? Why not just enjoy drinking it instead of being like,

I have to drink before I can have enough fun to drink. Yeah. I have to physically black out and have enough fun to drink. Yeah. I have to like physically blackout and then. Ready to go out. And then alienate all my friends and then we'll go out. Yeah. And then. Now I'm ready to party.

When I was in high school, you talked about beer bonging whiskey. We would go. I lived near Westchester University. And so we would go to Westchester. Is that an ivy? It is. It's very fancy. Very fancy. And we would go to Westchester. Is that an ivy? It is it's very fancy very fancy and we would pretend that we went there and we all you had to do is walk by and if there was a ton of

people on a porch you're like oh that's a party let's go in and see if we can get some beer and liquor whatever and we went to party at the baseball house and everybody was doing beer bongs and so I went to do I had never done a beer bong before I'm trying to be cool it's not my scene and one of the guys dumps a bunch of protein powder in the top on top of the beer. So it was like a sludge. I did it. And I was like, yeah, that was fine. That was fine.

That was fine. But it was like, it was not fine. That's insane. Ejectile vomiting. Jesus. I remember my first week of college. I didn't know anybody, obviously. Loser.

Yeah. Cool. I figured that anybody would let me in if I was just as anybody, obviously. Loser. Yeah. Cool. I figured that anybody would let me in if I was just as drunk as possible. So me and my friend would just- It's actually not the worst strategy. Worked. Me and my friend would just black out and then show up at the senior row of houses, shirtless, knocking on the doors, and then they let us in.

Yeah, the roving days. We did that for a couple weeks, and then we were like, we should talk to people in our grade. Yeah. Sober, get a coffee coffee actually socialize a little bit um what whoa what is this steven looks disappointed oh yeah we yeah i saw this he's not retired though no i mean he's that right if itpatrick definitely is a comeback he's got like emergency quarterback guy uh kate's dad level of like siblings or kids really i think he has like yeah he has like i'm maybe not 13 but he has i think seven not a stereotype fitzpatrick that's the guy's Not garlic Right Yeah Okay

Shooting some seeds out there The Irish fuck Protected sex Anyways Have I mentioned my birthday's tomorrow? I'm very excited for your birthday now Thank you Something to look forward to

It really is You guys like birthdays? No No Yeah Nah It's my least favorite day of the year each year. I'm not a big...

I think it's like when you're in your... When you're a kid, your birthday's fun. When you turn 21, your birthday's fun. A couple of the 25 rent a car, and then it's just like, what are we doing? 30. I wasn't a big fan of 30 your 30th birthday yeah no i wasn't no i mean i i had fun i think we were the thing is now my birthday is so confusing because it's like we're always uh at the super bowl but i wasn't like thrilled to

turn 30 you were i had my bachelor party my 30th birthday. Why would you double up? Why would you double that up? And why would you do 30? Double? I mean, why would I not want to hang out with my friends in an exotic location? What did you do for your bachelor party? I went to fantasy football draft, mock draft. Punta Cana. Punta Cana?

You made all your friends go to Punta Cana? It was actually much cheaper than Vegas and all-inclusive. Whoa. How many guysinclusive. Whoa. How many guys? Thirteen. Ten. I would like a roster, please. I'd like phone numbers, addresses.

I'd like to contact all of them. Okay, that was fun. Can we? Oh. What was the biggest? Whoa, whoa. What? What was that face? I thought it was fun.

Oh, then you smiled like... That was a reverie. That was a memory face. How many strippers did you fuck? Yeah. None. None. Stop cutting when he winks.

None. We're not going to do none. Did you get any blowjobs? Nope. You do any blow? No. Oh, Steven doesn't do cutting. Oh, no.

We're going to do some in his house, though. This is going to sound really lame, but... Oh, no. Or, yeah, I'll leave the mystery. No, no, no, no, no. I need to know. That was an oh, no. I got to, like, brace myself for this.

So you know how you get to a bachelor party, and, you know, everyone doesn't know everyone? So the first night, we went out on the beach, and we just played a game of very competitive volleyball, which ended up in just making fun of each other and like wrestling and it was really fun well you wrestling you wrestled it was like top gun it was just like you know making fun of your buddies and then you know how many guys were wrestling i don't not everybody but just like you know volleyball

and making fun of each other and some people really suck and you guys are all tarps off uh half and half is like in in the evening so it's getting a little cooler and making fun of each other, and some people really suck. You guys are all tarps off. Half and half is in the evening, so it's getting a little cooler. Okay. That's okay. Okay. I thought you were going to say you made them all do icebreaker games or something, like everybody whose name starts with A come over here. I thought, no offense to you.

So some of your friends didn't know each other. Correct. So that was the point of the volleyball game. And then as soon as they got to know each other, they started wrestling? No, not like strangers, but yeah, you get to know each other. Correct. So that was the point of the volleyball game. And then as soon as they got to know each other, they started wrestling. No, not like strangers, but like, yeah, you get to know each other and, you know,

get to razzle each other. Guys, stop. I actually have a similar experience. I went on a bachelor party, but it was, you know, when you go on a bachelor party, if there's a big one,

there's like multiple different friend groups. Yeah. And one, like my friends and the bachelor's college friends like trying to mix and one night two guys from his college friends played like a very physical game of one-on-one basketball in the pool we all were just like what is going on right now like Oh, my God. Like grabbing each other, holding on to each other. And it was like 2 in the morning.

We're like, this is weird. Who knows what's going on. Jerry. Sorry, I was working. Jerry, how'd it go? How was work? I love that. Dudes are simple.

Made a bunch of baskets. Yeah? Oh. Found the ball? No. Ah, shit. How you doing? Kate's birthday tomorrow.

Hey, happy birthday. Thank you. Well, tomorrow. Yeah, not yet. What would you. How you doing? Kate's birthday tomorrow. Hey, happy birthday. Thank you. Well, tomorrow. Yeah, not yet. What would you guess her age is? Yeah, and weight. And weight. I'd say 32.

Okay, all right. And weight? 32, about 20 soaking wet. I love that. I love this. Gary, that was nice of you. Thank you. Yeah, she's 45, 250.

45. That's great. Is it getting hot in here? Is it the menopause? Get a little toasty. 45, 250. No big deal. Oh, man.

Should we get some interns in here today? Do we have any? Yeah, they're here. I don't like that they're just sitting at that bar. I went over. I did the gambling promo with them. I did a video to promo the gambling deal that we have going on right now. Can't lose NBA?

Is that the card? Yep. Anyone bet $20 and you get $200. If you're a first-time depositor, if anyone scores 20 points, which I would say is most likely going to happen, that would be a wild beat if no one scored 20 points. Yeah, it would be like 18-17. That would be almost impossible.

We are streaming tonight. CYO coaches would love that game. Yeah. They'd be like, look at the way they're just moving it around. Look at the box score. Finding the best shot. Everyone in double figures, no one over 13 points. Should we spin the wheel? Yeah. Should we do 13 points Should we spin the wheel?

Yeah Should we do it? Should we spin the wheel? See how it goes today? Where are you going tomorrow TJ? I'm moving Nice Where?

Out of that loser's house? Yeah to Jersey City Fuck yes Oh Jersey City Nice That's huge for you I don't have to Leave my house two hours before work anymore. Wow.

And more importantly, you don't have to live with that loser. Who is he living with, Dan? His dad. His father. His mom, too. His mom is a beautiful lady. Nice woman. Great baker.

That's a loser. That's messed up. Are you moving in with people from work? Are you moving with buddies? No, somebody, like a friend from home. Childhood friend. Wait, so where are you going to live in? Jersey City.

So you're going to be able to be in and out? Never have to deal with all this traffic? What, two hours you said? I get on like an 820 train and get here at like 10. Oh, my God. Where are you living right now? Princeton Junction, Princeton area. New Jersey?

Yeah. Wow. Go Tigers. That's crazy. That's the orange, the orange and black, right? That's Princeton, yeah. That's a Tiger. That's Tigers.

You got that. Shout out Kenny Pickett's fiance. Hey, Jerry, let's try one more. Let's try one more. Zebra. Zebra. I don't know. Black and white. Oh's try one more. Zebra. Zebra. I don't know. Black and white.

Oh, black and white. Cheetah. Orange. Yeah, for the Doritos. No, the... Fuck. I fucked that up. Cigarettes.

Let's move on. Camels. Camels. That's the wrong thing. Go camel. All right, spin the wheel. Are there any mascots that are camels? Yeah.

Cample. Cample is the school. Yeah. C-A-M-P-B-E-L-L. And they that are camels? Yeah. Campbell. Campbell is the school. Yeah. C-A-M-P-B-E-L-L. And they're the camels. What's the only lady mascot? Campbell are camels. Whoa.

Lady Monarchs? Nope. No, hold on, hold on, hold on. In regular, not just a lady team. Stanford Tree a chick? Yes, okay, that's, yes, but. Fuck, who's it? I'll give you a clue.

Wait, no, don't give me a clue. Okay. Power Five? I'll give you, clue. Wait, no, don't give me a clue. Okay. Power Five? I'll give you... Delaware Blue Hens. Yes. The hens. Shooting eggs.

It always bothered me. My sisters went to an all-girls school, and they were the Lady Mustangs, which isn't a Mustang, a male horse. Oh, that's weird, yeah. That doesn't make sense. Well, gender's fluid. He stays.

You can say whatever. I mean. Ahead of the times. Probably not, though. It was a Catholic school. I do like just knowing random team names, team mascots, because it does. My friend Mark Titus has a running bit that you can basically sound like you follow college sports if you can just name the mascot. We're like oh yeah

campbell camels oh yeah you don't know anything about them oh yeah the georgia dude hens dude that's what che does by like naming draft picks yeah pretty much yeah he che che is a computer that has figured out a way to like make it seem like he's talking about sports. Yeah. You just have to hyper-focus on one region of facts. Yeah, that's a name. On the league. Right. All right, spin the wheel. Steven, people are mad about the wedgie.

I saw it. I hopped on the clubhouse. Do you know who shit on him last night for the wedgie? Yeah. Tex. Oh. I was hoping it was food. Damn. You want some food? Yeah. Tex. Oh. I was hoping it was food. Damn.

You want some food? Tex is alive and well. He is. He's out of the army, right? He's about to be. I thought he was about to go in. No, he's about to get out. Good for him. He's about to go hard. Yeah, he went hard on Chafer. He did. I thought she got fired.

Where'd she left? Who? I thought Jen's son That's Lisa That's live event Lisa I know You thought you saw a ghost He just looked like he saw a ghost I remember her leaving

I think she got another job Totally different person. Shout out to Live Event, by the way. One of my favorites. She's one of my favorites. Lisa's who's putting on the big mini golf tournament. Awesome.

Is everyone here in it? I'm in it. I'd love to be on those emails someday. You can be in it, Owen. Or you can be my caddy. I'd love to be on those emails someday. You can be in on Owen or you can be my caddy. Oh, I would caddy. I'm gonna get a little bag.

You carry a little bag. Caleb's golf bag. Yeah. With the one. Jerry, what am I doing? Do whatever you

want. What? What? What? Yesterday, what was my idea? And now you're just taking it. What was your idea? Not saying idea, and now you're just taking it.

What was your idea? I'm not saying it because I don't want people to know it's supposed to be a surprise. Oh, it's to have a caddy and carry a little golf bag? It's ruining the surprise. No, that's not a surprise. I'm going to do it. All right, do it. Whatever.

You steal the show. I didn't ruin the surprise because the surprise is who the caddy is. Yeah. I'm not going to say that. That is who the caddy is. Yeah. I'm not going to say that. That is a surprise. I'm not going to say that. What is it, Kenny Pickett? Yeah, fuck.

There it goes. I ruined the surprise. Was it actually? No. Oh. Nah. Yeah, no, Kenny Pickett. Jerry's legitimately upset at Kenny Pickett

for getting a sunburn. This is going on. This is live, man. I'm not upset. Stop putting words in my mouth. What are you? You're not upset? Concerned a little bit.

Yeah, it was very sunburned. He was very sunburned. Now, do you see yourself as more of a father figure to Kenny or a friend? He doesn't know what this is like. What's the age gap, though? He doesn't know this. He's younger. Yeah, he's about three years younger.

Got to drink more water. Yeah. Has he taken to the father-son role? I think he's getting there for sure. Yeah, he's looking up to you for sure. Yeah, 100%. You know what they say about Kenny Pickett? Can't fence that guy in.

Oh, bam. I got it. Fuck yes. That was a great one. Fuck yes. We talk a lot about Kenny Pickett when I got it. Fuck yes. Pick it. That was a great one. Fuck yes. We talk a lot about Kenny Pickett when I'm here. Yeah, I mean, well, I mean, he's in the program.

Yeah. I'm rooting for him. Appreciate that. Hard. Very hard. Shout out to Hill Trubisky with the big follow. Oh, that's, yeah, Mitch's wife. Huge.

Has she responded or seen the message you sent her? She hasn't seen it yet, but I'm just surprised why she followed me. I mean, I don't know. I mean, you're Jerry. Who's this guy? I don't know. Oh, fancy. They're looking cute.

Oh, my God. Very fancy. That is the fanciest. And he's with cool chicks. Too fancy. Respectfully. Is this a person? No.

Is this someone we know? No. Celebrity? we know? No. Celebrity? Not that I know. I have no idea. Whatever he's selling, I'm buying. He looks like he could be like a WWE, like a Vince McMahon kind of guy. His posture is impeccable.

I'm afraid to look, so I'm watching on the radio. Yeah, no, he's staring at us now. Send your little battle gun out there. So I bought two more robots, three more robots. Oh, good. They should be here in the next day or two. It's going to be spy robots. It's going to be incredible.

Oh. Yeah, we're going to be able to send them around the office, spy on people, do all kinds of shit. Probably defuse bombs. Yes. It's going to be awesome. What's the chat saying, TJ? Look at the shoes. I don't know.

About life? They're talking about Tex right now. Yeah, I would love to talk to Tex. Me too. I haven't heard from him. He got me a job. Yeah. I just know he went to the Army, and it seems like everything kind of worked out for him,

which is awesome. I was rooted for him. Yeah. It sounds like he's commenting on the Barstool Reddit, he said. I guess he said he watches everything and still. What's up, Tex? Yeah. Watching now.

Maybe. What's up, Tex? Hello. Rutgers super fan. Yeah. Former Rutgers vice right. Yeah, that's right. That's right.

And you guys didn't make the tournament, right, TJ? Okay. Listen. Don't be mean. I just asked a question. Hell of a thumbnail on the act today. Yeah, that was a great thumbnail. That was always has.

Who's that? Is that the guy who's coming back? Ron Harper Jr. No. He's got another year, right? He's getting drafted this year. Maybe Bulls. That would be sick.

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dudes we need to have a serious chat about your bathroom habits it's time to quit shitty scratchy toilet paper and switch to dude wipes dude wipes are extra large flushable wipes made with plant based source fibers designed to give your butt a cleaner more refreshing finish than TP after dropping a deuce. Owen, is the World Series of Poker coming up?

It is. Are we doing it? Are we? Yeah, I said I would stake you. Yeah, I would love to do it. I didn't know you were a poker guy. Yeah, I haven't been able to play in a few months, so I should probably study to catch up. So could you beat Nate?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When is it? July 1st-ish is when the main starts. So I need to get you the cash. How much is it, 10? Yeah. That's okay. That's so much.

Well, if you win, we get yeah i'll yeah what do we do well how would we split it 20 or 30 mil i'd i'd give you all of it and then uh no that's not how it works no actually you know what i think it should do i think we should do i don't know how to do this i think think you should just put some of your money in, and I'll stake most of it, just so that you have, like... Yeah. You feel like you have something, right? Just put a grand. Put a grand, I'll do nine.

I could do more than that. That is how a lot of poker players do it, right? They have people, like, sponsor them, and then... Yeah. I say we'll go one grand for you, nine grand for me I'll throw in twenty bucks Once I get If I get my money back I'm fine with doing fifty fifty after that

I don't know what the prize is That's a little steep Dan What? For you What do you mean? I don't think you should get that much I understand you're staking them but you're not You definitely get fifty percent

If you're giving me 90% of the buy I would do it with Nate I would literally buy it like I would give him three grand and I'd get 30% yeah so I'm doing a

you think that's you think that's wrong for my side yeah no that's good for me that's a good deal for me I think he should get more no but I'm putting up

he's playing in it Dan right he's getting 50% I think it should get more. No. But I'm putting up. He's playing in it, Dan. Right. He's getting 50%. I think it should be more like 70. Really? I think so, yeah. I mean, dude, that, you know. I have no idea.

If I'm way off, I'll admit it. I think, I'm just saying, like, I understand, you know, you're staking him. That's great. You know, I can respect that. But, I mean, you're not playing, Dan. It's hard to play. Yeah. I know it's hard to play.

It's hard to sit there for hours and hours. I'm just saying. That's all I'm saying. So, you think I should give him more? Bump it up to play. I know it's hard to play. It's hard to sit there for hours and hours. I'm just saying. That's all I'm saying. So you think I should give him more? Bump it up to 60. You know what? Fuck it. I'll take the original 50.

You take 40. You get 10 for that speech. God damn it. What just happened? No, but yeah, I think you should put 1,000 just so that you have, so it doesn't feel, so it feels like you have something. No, yeah. I don I think you should put $1,000 just so that you have, so it doesn't feel, so it feels like you have something. No, yeah. I don't think you would.

Originally, you said you would put up $10K. A couple months after the fact, I said, you know what? I'll put up half. I'll put up five. No, you don't have to. Yeah, I thought I would be at a point in my life where I had that money by now. I don't. So I'll put up one and maybe crowdsource a couple others.

No, I'm going to give you nine. No, I'm going to give you nine. You're going to do nine, and then you're going to go and win the whole goddamn thing. Has Nate ever came out with money? No, I've lost probably $20,000. There was that one day where he was, I believe he was chip lead after day two or day three or something. Yeah, that was incredible. One of the most.

And then it just turned into a big argument on Barstool Radio how much everyone would get if he won. Right, that's why we're doing this before. Yeah, what an idiot. He was in on the, I was listening to that back then, and he's screaming about equity if he won like two days into a 10-day tournament. Right. It was nuts. Right, I don't even want updates. Well, actually, you should probably update because that would be good for the storyline.

But yeah, it's not real until... I could wear wheel merch. How many people is it? How many people is it? Like 3,000 or something? And how many people get money? Let me look up the stats for 2022. Does anybody can just enter this?

Yes. Anybody? Yes. Wow. You want to go? No. Starts July 6th. No, definitely not.

I got plans in July. Big plans. Oh, yeah? Yeah. What are they? What do you mean? You just said it in a way that I need to know. Oh, I got July.

We got the mini golf. Yeah. Yep. That's one big plan. I'm playing in the Steelers celebrity charity game. Are you actually playing in it? Yeah, I'm playing in it. Nice.

What, did I tell you? No, I told you you should play in it. And then they reached out. You were like, no, I'm not playing. Yeah, and then they reached out and said, hey, you're going to play. Love it. That's awesome. That's awesome.

So I'm doing that. You're welcome, by the way, for that advice. Thank you. Appreciate it. No, it helped out a lot, for sure. That was, yeah, that's going to be great. That's going to be a great video. All right, what other plans?

July. It's two days. July 4th is my sober date. Oh. Hey. What? Congratulations. Now, which came first, your sober date or America?

Right. Probably my sober date. So wait, that's kind of fun. Yeah, I know. it's a great day. One of my favorite days of the year. Yeah? Hell yeah. Yeah, I fucking grill the shit out of my grill.

Wait, can you pick a sober date or it has to be the day that you went sober? No, it's the day I got sober. Last day you, so July 3rd. The first day I was ever sober. Right. Yeah. After active addiction. What year was July 3rd to last?

2015. 2015. So it'll be seven years. That's awesome. Is that when you went to Arizona on that 4th of July? Yeah, I went to Arizona July 3rd, but I was on crack and Xanax and heroin. And then July 4th, I woke up sober and I stayed sober. Wow.

That is no small feat. The withdrawals like crazy. Yeah I mean I was shitting and pissing myself. So that's crazy. Yeah it's fucked up. It's not easy. Alright so that's a big day. What else? That's three days. Three days. July 14th

is my girlfriend and my mother's birthday. Huge. Oh, awesome. This is, all right, I'm going to say it right now. July's. July's starting to get pretty busy for Jerry. It's a busy. It's a pretty busy month.

So that's nice. One more? They're both the same day? Yeah, the same day. Knock them out. Which one do you get the bigger gift for? It's easy to remember for you. I mean, it's tough.

Yeah. You can't screw that up. I try to spend the same exact amount on both. Oh, I don't think you can for it. I mean, it's tough. Yeah. You can't screw that up. I try to spend the same exact amount on both. Oh, I don't think you could do that. Why not? I mean, at this point, one's the mother of your child. Yeah, well, now it's different.

Have you ever mixed up the boxes? Mom opens a spicy one? No, never. No. Never. Damn. Thank God. That's a competition in your house and brain. Yeah, it's not easy.

No, that is not easy. And then July 27th is my cousin Gay Robbie's birthday. Okay, Gay Robbie. Shout out Gay Robbie. Huge. He was with Pat and Joey last night. I woke up. Wait, Pat and... Oh, Gay Pat and Gay Joey.

Gay Pat and Gay Joey. I woke up to Joey with a selfie saying, bitch, this your cousin? And then Gay Pat saying, hey, we're getting married soon with Robbie. So, I mean, his birthday is July 27th. Wait. Oh, it's his birthday, not his wedding.

It's his birthday. You said wedding. Did I? I didn't say wedding. Are you sure? Oh, he said he's getting married to Pat. He said married on July 27th. After last night.

Oh, okay. So you got that birthday. What else? Anything else? Not really. That's a big July. Home run derby? Home run derby?

July 11th. Me, Rico, Big Tone, Sully, golf outing. I'm booked up. Jesus. God damn, dude. All right, so Jerry's out. I'm out. He's out.

Prince of July. He's got a lot going on in July. Yeah, he's got a lot going on in July. You got to rest up. Yeah. I might not come back in the office until July No you shouldn't You really shouldn't

And then you just leave right away Because you got all the birthdays Yeah But the poker is great I'm excited for this Yeah I'm excited So I'm very excited

If I don't seem excited It's because I'm nervous But I'm very excited I'm thankful He's not gonna buy in for 10k right? No well Nate has In the past I've been stuck in a situation where in a gambler's dilemma,

Nate has asked me to stake him, and I've staked him, I don't know, four or five years in a row. Now you can't stop. Now I can't stop, but I got a new horse. Because if he wins, you're fucking feeling like, oh. Exactly, like this is the year I don't stake him. I'm like, what the fuck did I just do? I got a new horse in Owen, though.

I think I might just ride with my new horse. Did anybody stake Mincy last year? I think he had some funding. He's got his own guys, yeah. Oh, that stake him? Yeah. That's cool. Almost 10,000 people.

It's that many now? Yeah. Fuck. Wow. I believe like 1,300 or 1,400 make the money. So 10,000 people, $10,000 buy-in, $100 million? Yeah. But then there's, like you said, there's a shitload of payouts.

Oh, okay. Gotcha. They make the payouts go so long just because it's so ruling. If you're going to go like seven days, you get double what you pay. Winner will get like $30, $40 million? $30-ish sounds right. I don't know. I've been off the poker stuff for a little bit.

Imagine if you won. You can do it after taxes too, by the way. Not going to bang you there. I'd be kind of fucked. You get taxed on it? They give you $130 million, they got taxed half, and I was like, well, where's my $15?

That's funny. Owen, how would you rank the poker play like is the destroyer legit like how would you rank the people that we have here it's like you Smitty Nate Mincy right yeah I mean I've played some cash games with them online still waiting for like 200 bucks from one of those. Say their names. They're all good. I would say the guy Jake Tool is the best, the one who doesn't work here. He does it full time. And then probably Nate Smitty in that order.

Oh. Hmm. Look at that. Total live earnings, $609,000. And it's all different, like cash. Mince has won $609,000. Is that a fact? Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Wow. What the fuck? Is that Urlacher? Or is that like a, it's like a mutant Urlacher? Is that not, it looks. That's at Madame Tussauds. That's a wax figure of Ryan Urlacher. Is that not? It looks. That's at Madame Toussaint. That's a wax figure of the Iron Urlacher.

That's true? Yeah, but a lot of it was staked out, so it's not like he pocketed 600. Oh, okay. A lot of people do what I'm doing. I'm giving. I think most people do percentages. Like if you give, like I do to Nate. If I give him 3K, I get 30%.

Gotcha. The biggest main event winning from the one year was 12 million. This could be old though that I'm looking at. Damn. Imagine when we quit. I think we'd have to. Yeah, dude. I think we'd have to quit.

Me and you would go to St. Martin. Yeah. Live a simple life. Live it up. I'd just quit everything. If you won 30 mil. It's goodwill hunting. One day.

What would we buy? We came in and you just weren't here. I'll say this right now. If you win $30 million, is that what the cash prize is? We don't know. It's like between 10 and 15, I think. Oh, that's it? I think it depends on how many people play.

What was it last year? Last year, I think, was altered because it was COVID delayed. I'm about to say some things that I want to make sure that I can back up. So you can cover it. Yeah, because I'm about to just start writing checks with this money that we don't have. I think if we win millions of dollars, we put it on a single bet. And if it hits, we buy Barstool. Oh.

And then we fire everyone. No, we fire one person. I do think there should be a firing wheel. It would be. A firing wheel. Yeah. So once a year when we do the December Erica meeting and just everyone's sitting there and everyone's name is on the wheel

and just spin the wheel and one person's gone. And Dave's on there, Erica's on there, everyone. And everyone's families are watching live. How electric would that be? Maybe that's what it is. It's a pay-per-view and then all the money that is raised in the pay-per-view goes to the person who gets fired. But they're gone.

Never come back. Right. That's something to think about. That would be funny. That's something to consider. All right, $10 million you said? Yep. Oh, shit.

$80 million prize pool, 10 to first. That's good. That's a lot. I was million prize pool, 10 to first. That was the last one. That's good. That's a lot. I was thinking it was going to be more. Well, maybe. No, I'm not going to say it. What? What?

What? What? I mean, I think for guys like me and Owen, that's insane. No, I know. I was thinking about, I was about to say that I'm going to buy everyone on the yak a Tesla. Yeah, okay. Dude, Teslas, I think, are cheap now. Are they? I think they make cheap Teslas. 28, 30K. Oh, okay. Dude, Teslas, I think, are cheap now. Are they?

I think they make cheap Teslas. 28, 30K. Oh, so that's not even cool. That's not even cool. Yeah, those are out. I was thinking, like, if Owen won, if Owen and I won after taxes like 10 million each, everyone gets like a fucking Ferrari.

Yeah. Yeah, true. If we all had, like, matching baby blue Porsches going up to the Yak at 1254 outside the office. Random. Suicide doors. Crazy fucking thing. Licking the keys at each other.

Get them keys, Kia Tellurides. Slapping each other on the ass. I'll do something. I'll do something. Do Kia Tellurides. Tellurides? Yep, better than a Range Rover. Oh.

Are you saying that because that's your car? We've looked at the interior of that on this show. Was that with you? I think Rowan's fond of the Telluride interior. Yeah, I have a Telluride. That's your, yeah, so you're not biased. I would say my car's, my truck is better than a Range Rover. Why?

It does the same exact stuff, and it's just cheaper. And I got a way better warranty than probably any Range Rover has. That's a fake price. That's exactly my truck right there. Wow. I have the green. Yep, that's has. That's a fake price. That's exactly my truck right there. Wow. I have the green. Yep. That's me. That's a beaut. When did they take that picture of your truck? I don't know. But that is mine. Your driveway

is so white. Very safe for kids. Amazing. Love it. Not tinted enough though. No, mine is zero. Everything is zero. How do you see out of the front? Ask anybody who's been in my truck. It's insane. You can't see?

I could see. They can't see. Well, I got 20-10 vision. Wait, are you ever nervous? Like, hey, if I hit someone, the cops are going to be like, hey, you don't have a front windshield. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's nerve-wracking a little bit.

I don't like this guy. Get him out of here. Get him out. Get him out. Oh, I mean, yeah, it's nerve-wracking a little bit. I don't like this guy. Get him out of here. All right. Come on, come on, come on. Get him out. Oh, he's eager. Get him out. Or at least get a name.

This isn't your show, pal. Get a name, but he's out. God damn it. Oh, they're going to listen now? Oh, no, you make me so awkward, guys. Yeah. They can listen.

Yes. We'll just talk about them while they're in there. Who are they? She was just doing a tour. Get him out. No vibe?? She was just doing a tour. Get them out. No vibe? Barstool Gold tour.

Jerry, you want me to take care of them? No. But I tell you, first day. You got a problem, come see me. Yeah. That's real. I told that to Jerry the first day. That's real.

Seriously, you got a problem, you come see me. What is the funnest? Not a word. Is it? I think so. I think it's most fun. Most fun. What is the most fun?

Sorry. Was this an ad read? What is the fun sport to play with your buddies as an adult? Oh. Very topical since we actually brought up one of them today. Mine is Wiffle Ball. Good one. Great one.

Great one. That's off the board. Okay. Mine's Kiss Ball. What? Kiss Ball. What's Kiss Ball? Take a ball, throw it up in the air,

and see how many times you can kiss your buddy on the lips. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. I like... We play it on the yak. Le kiss ball. Where instead of individual... You just French kiss.

Kind of. It's more of a tenth. A little bit. Not falling for that again, Dan. Not falling for that again. Jerry kissing Stu is one of my favorite parts Can you find that clip? I want to watch it again

Jerry just looking at me like Why'd you do that? All I said was kiss him and then you did it It's because you said it It was in your heart It was in your heart Stu is a guy that you like to kiss Everyone likes to kiss Stu.

Everybody likes to kiss Stu. Don't say that, Kate. No. New rankings just dropped. Yeah. Fair. That's fair. Stu not understanding that you can't rank the attractiveness of colleagues is...

Yeah, yeah. He was honestly... I talked to him on the phone after. This guy's ridiculous. His button's gone down to. Don't let him hear you. He has three down now. Barry, what do you want me to do with this guy?

You want me to throw him out? I don't think you got to throw him out. I think his time's up though. I mean. All right, tour's over, buddy. Stop. How long are you sitting around here for? Oh, my God.

Very uncomfortable. I feel like. Oh, they're going back. Oh, Jesus Christ. He's Barry. Guys, Jesus Christ. He's very... Guys, might as well fucking get a mattress, dude. You live here now. I feel like that's a look of a guy, because I think...

I don't want to say it. I'm going to say it. Yeah, you're going to say it. That's a look of a guy who wants to be rich so bad, but he's not rich. Yes. Ooh, new money. Oh, no. I think...

I don't know. No, Jerry... Yeah. Nouveau rich? The pinst he's not rich. Oh, new money. I don't know. Nouveau rich? Pinstripes. I got old New York. I feel like a little bit. Vanderbilt? I feel like a little bit of old money there.

I don't know, but like club money. Diaz events, Lisa. That's true. That's true. I own the American Dream mall. Yeah, it's true. Like a slight taxidermist. This guy, you know... Yeah, I own the American Dream mall. Yeah. Yeah, or like it's a... Oh, here we go.

Come on, Dan. Hi, guys. I'm his son. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. Now, go on. Can I have another bottle of Cocoa Puffs? This is a love pic for me.

And since I love it and I love my son, imagine Stu was my son. I would die to be his son. And what do dads do to their sons? They kiss them. Oh, wait. No, lips I love my son. Imagine Stu was my son. I would die to be his son. And what do dads do to their sons? They kiss them. Oh. Oh, wait. No, lips, lips, lips. Ooh, his tongue is...

Why'd you do that? Why'd you do that? Why'd you do that? You made me do that. You know that, right? I'm going to pass on the next one, Stu. Thank you. That was sweaty. a beautiful moment.

I love his lips and you're like, why'd you do that? That was church tongue. That was very soft. That was a very nice moment. Barely made contact. I also like watching clips of advisors in the middle of summer just being like,

can't wait for football. I love football so much. I the middle of summer just being like, can't wait for football. Yeah. You know? I love football so much. I love it so much. I'd do anything, anything for a Steelers ring, man, anything. Really? What's anything? What's anything, by the way?

Yeah, go on. Let's go through anything. Right. Would you cut off a toe? Yes. That's easy. That's easy. All right.

Yeah, I'm working small, and we're going to get up there. What about a finger? The whole finger? Whole finger. Yeah, pinky, go on. Okay. Okay. What about you have to untint your windows for the rest of your life?

Yeah, that's... Okay, all right, I'm just seeing, I'm probing. You have to get your legs put on backwards, so you'd be like a bird. My legs... Walking around, so your knees would be going the other way. I'd be like a bird walking around so like your knees would be going the other way and I'd be like Jesus

there comes Terry with his backwards legs would you live in and not leave the four block radius of Koreatown for a year in hopes of

assimilating to the culture I don't even know it's around 32nd street in between I mean yeah they probably have great Chinese food right Korean food

Korean Korean barbecue Especially right by here. I mean, yeah, they probably have great Chinese food, right? Korean food. Korean. Korean barbecue is delicious. Would you, what about a Steelers win, but you can't watch any other sport for the rest of your life? Oh, that's tough. You can still watch football. You can't watch any other sport for the rest of your life. I think I'd say yes to that because I can care less about college.

Like, I don't watch college football. Well, like the big games on it, you can't watch it. I know, but dude, you know I love the Steelers more than any team I've ever had. All right, so what about a Steelers win can never bet a horse again? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Steelers win. You got to suck Stephen Chase cock. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Stephen, you're in? I mean, the balls are clean.

That's been established. Oh. Ish. You wouldn't do that for a Bears Super Bowl? Suck his cock yeah probably yeah exactly probably

I was out you would yeah probably I mean dude that's like the ultimate fan like it's just one it's just one cock

what else who cares alright yeah whatever just like yeah I'd do anything everything okay okay Just like anything, everything.

Okay. Okay. I'm trying to think what else you would do. What about if everyone in the union hated you for life? Oh, yeah. Everyone. You're a scab. What about you? You're considered a scab.

Yeah, Steelers win a Super Bowl. Everyone says, there goes white-collar Jerry. That giant inflatable rat outside your house the rest of your life. They start calling it the Jersey Jerry. Yeah, they don't even know it's not a rat. It's just literally inflatable Jerry. They're like, whenever they're picketing unions, they're like, yeah, it's the Jerry. Don't be a Jerry.

Let the Steelers rip off three. Three in a row. Don't be a Jerry. Yeah, it's tough. Let the Steelers rip off three. Yeah, three in a row. It's tough. And the don't be a Jerry. Listen, as a person, you're talking about me as a worker. Yeah, no, they spit on you. You're the face. Yeah, you're the face of an anti-union. Vanti blue collar.

It's bad. You're a bootlicker. You have a ring on four of your five fingers. Uh-huh. That's so hard. That's tougher than the cock. Yeah. It's tough.

You're a bootlicker. That's tougher than the cock. It's tough. You're a bootlicker. That's tough. I mean, you know what? I wouldn't. Really? There it is. We found it. I'll be honest there.

I wouldn't. It's about respect. Yeah, I love those guys. I wouldn't. I couldn't do that. That's really sweet. You're not really a Steelers fan, huh? Yeah. Here we go. That's really sweet. You're not really a Steelers fan, huh? Yeah.

Here we go. That's a joke. I hope the Steelers win one for me. I think they will win one for me. I was out in Western PA when they won a Super Bowl. That's awesome. And everybody was burning their couches, and it was just a mess. And really, I'll say it, it's such an obnoxious fan base.

Steelers? Yes. She's an Eagles fan. Oh, my God. Swirling the little towels all over town for the whole year afterwards. I mean, you guys got that from us. You guys swirl the white towels now. I've seen you guys do that.

Interesting. Anyways. Yeah. No, Peebo, it was really fun. I won't go to an Eagles game because I'm terrified of the fans. Really? Yes, no. They would show you respect. I't go to an Eagles game because I'm terrified of the fans. Really? Yes, no. They would show you respect.

I mean, they probably would, but I'm just very, I don't do good in those environments. Like, I have just, those people, they will kill someone. Killed Hitchpot. My cousin was marrying, he's like the sweetest, nicest guy, and all his friends are like the sweetest, nicest guys, and they're from Indiana. Big Colts fans. And for his bachelor party, they decided for some reason to get an Airbnb

in Philadelphia and go to an Eagles-Colts game. Oh, no. And they had the – they were like the nicest – they had the worst fucking time. Oh, no. That's very funny. Are you Eagles? I'm a Jets fan. That's okay.

And then Nick is Steelers, right? Steelers, yeah. KB? Jets. Loosely. Roan Eagles. Sass. Patriots, I guess.

I don't think he. He doesn't watch sports. Yeah. Yeah, but the Eagle fan base is tough. I got my first ever pink eye at the old Veterans Stadium. The very first Eagles game I ever went to as a kid. My dad took me we're way up in the nosebleeds i remembered like looking around and some lady behind me another

eagles fan being like what are you looking at and then i woke up the next morning my eyes were crusted shut oh my god so i don't know what i touched in that stadium but yeah that's my fun memory is that guy that goes you're not a big game goer dan i noticed that uh you're not a big game go yeah but you're not now is it because too many people are like big cat big cat it's that and more than that it's that we have to work on sundays so it's like see if it's like we travel so much in the fall so it's like whenever someone's like hey come to this game come to that game like i don't yeah and i Rather than just be on my couch. It sounds crazy, but you can't watch one game at a time.

Correct. Correct. I can't watch one game at a time. You can't afford to. And then like the Thursday and Monday night games, it's like I'd rather just be at home. Yeah. Like I'm already traveling.

Football is the best sport to tailgate, but it's like once you're at the game, I'd rather be on the couch. I would love to tailgate and then go to my couch. Gotcha. Yeah, I'm the opposite. Yeah. I'd love to just be there and watch. Really?

Yeah. I think baseball and hockey are better there. Agreed. Football and basketball. I like going to college basketball, but NFL and NBA, I'd rather watch at home, be able to watch a bunch of games. Jerry, are you a tailgate until 1 o'clock when the game starts, or are you a guy like go in night?

Oh, no, I'm a 90-minute guy. He's got to get in there. He's got to maybe throw a little catch. My last time in Pittsburgh, I had the best experience, man. We did the tailgate, and we went in 90 minutes before. I had front row on the side of the end zone, you know, Pat coming up to me. It was amazing. Big Ben. Big Ben after the game was over walked right by me.

It was great. Did he say what's up? Did he show respect? No. What? So I was here and he started his handshakes like over there by you. So no respect? No, but I mean he just didn't didn't, whatever. I'm bummed. I don't say that. That's probably the worst thing he's ever done in his life. Yeah. He hasn't't say that. That's probably the worst thing he's ever done in his life.

Yeah. He hasn't done much wrong. That's for sure. Yeah. I went to a Jets game last year and... Just saying facts, that's all. No, yeah. I don't know.

Like, the whole stadium was just, like, disappointed before they even started playing. It's not worth it. Well, that's one of the worst stadiums in football, man. You think so? They spent so much money on that. Dude, do you know? Dude, that is probably the worst stadium in football. Why?

Dude, have you seen other stadiums? Like, dude, go to MetLife, dude. It's trash, bro. It does suck. It sucks, man. I've been a few games there. I didn't know that, to be honest. I haven't been to MetLife, dude. It's trash, bro. It does suck. It sucks, man. I've been a few games there. I didn't know that, to be honest. I haven't been to a lot of NFL.

Went to a Kenny Chesney concert there, peed right through my jean shorts. Whoa. Right in my seat into a cup. There you go. Be careful in your Section 508. I saw the Lumineers open for U2 there, and nobody came in for the Lumineers.

It was all just... Oh, that's depressing. Deezers in the parking lot pre-gaming for you too. Opening accident. It was kind of cool. I just got to- Opening accident to have low energy in the crowd always just bums me out. Yeah.

You're just like, oh, man. They were already big too. I'll say this about MetLife though. Every Saturday, that parking lot is enormous. Oh, yeah. Every Saturday Saturday they have this giant flea market yeah that's been going on for like 30 years oh it's the best the weirdest motherfuckers from like the Jersey Pine Barrens and from like the crevices of Ramapo yeah they

come out and they you can buy like an m9 attached to a bow and arrow attached to a laser beam if you want to at that place. Yeah. You can buy any. I bought a pair of fish flops, giant pair of bass you put right on your feet. Real eyeballs. It's like you can buy anything. You can haggle with people there like you're back in like the ancient times.

Great. It's insane. And I am obsessed. So what I want to do is get a barstool table there where I just steal stuff from work all week and then I sell it there. Yes. That would be awesome. I see how much I can make every week. You should make a video of that for sure. I do like a series. You should. Yes. Barstool table there where I just steal stuff from work all week and then I sell it there. Yes. That would be awesome. You should make a video of that for sure. You should. Yes. Barstool flea. Yes. That's great. You just take stuff from

the pile. I won't notice. You think each tent would have a theme. Everybody just brings random shit from their house. I would go and shoot that for you. If you're looking for something to do in the Meadowlands for whatever god-ungodlyly reason please side okay i'm rambling here for a second the meadowlands chamber of commerce reached out to me because i'm always talking about i live in

the i live right behind the stadium okay oh big money i don't like to brag they're taking me on a canoe ride through the meadowlands oh some dead bodies out there yeah they have a podcast swamps the chamber of commerce at the meadowlands has a podcast they have a podcast they're trying to like promote the meadowlands and since i'm the only person that they've ever seen about it they're like do you want to do more for the meadowlands and i was like uh yes so they're taking me out uh into the swamps so wait so you gotta do the flea market idea Do they like lead off the town hall meetings with dude wipes ads? I think so.

Before we get to the grievances. Yeah, we should do that. You should do that. Flea market, yeah. The flea bar still flea. The character, the people there are like the most absurd.

Yeah, I'm rambling about it. You should just also like take stuff from the kitchen. Like you should be selling like Yeah. Anything I can get my hands on. I want a stuff from the kitchen. You should be selling anything and everything that we... I want a single by the foot. Should we do where we ask the chat,

how much do you think I could make in a weekend? I would have to plan it out, but make it an interactive thing where how much do you think I can make in a weekend with these items? And then I'll try and strive for that or something. And try to haggle people to pay more. I think, yeah, that's awesome. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do Barstool Flea at some point this summer.

I like that a lot. Stay tuned. If I know a crowd that likes a flea market, it's these boys. Only Saturday. Saturday? Yeah, it's only Saturday. It's in the big parking lot? Yeah.

It's huge. It's fucking massive. I might have to go. It's great. I'm telling you, you will be entered. It's like a million of the craziest characters. We should sell our podcast there. Yes, there's a ton.

Yeah. And it's like good-ass food, too. We should sell our podcast. If you come up and give us money, we'll talk for 60 seconds. I like that. Yeah. Hell, a joke. Jerry, we'll do a kiss booth.

No, we won't. Yeah. Whoa, what if it's for... You didn't let me finish. It's a kiss booth. No, he won't. Yeah. Whoa, what if it's for... You didn't let me finish. It's a kiss booth. All proceeds go to sick kids. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. You missed it. I see. Yeah, I know. No, they didn't. They put it... I see it, bro. I see what they're doing.

I'll kiss... Why didn't they do yours? They don't know. No, they didn't. They put it. I see it, bro. I see what they're doing. I'll kiss you. Why didn't they do yours? They don't put yours up there. What, did I kiss him? Who did you kiss? Yeah, you did kiss him. Yeah, show him. I don't care.

Still? You think I care? Kiss still. What are you going to do? Everyone kisses still. Yeah. It makes everyone kiss him. I don't even remember.

I kissed him that day. You kissed me on the lips The day we met Yeah That's how I greet everyone Imagine that's how People greet each other Yeah

I just French kissed Everyone who came to the office I got all intern Intern Dawson Good to meet you Yeah people don't even realize You have a pretty thick Italian accent

Yeah Intern Dawson Scusi Scusi Big daddy Yeah right Everyone At five o'clock Pretty thick Italian accent. Hey, intern Dawson. Excuse me, excuse me. At 5 o'clock, when everyone leaves, the whistle blows in the Barstool HQ, and then I stand right at the door and I kiss everyone on the lips. That's how people clock out. Bob Barker style.

You have to do it for me. Please do. What do you mean? Come on, man. I don't want to watch this. Empty my woody. No, no, no, no. Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Thank you. We love each other on this show. I love it. That's a fact. You know what my best, my favorite part of that show is when Stu will reference things that he said the week before, he'll be like, last week I got a little carried away. He doesn't realize that like they edit like, 20% of everything he says.

Because it's too much. You know what I mean? It's, like, too much for the show. Like, he goes way so far, and he doesn't watch it, so he doesn't even know. So he'll be like. He thinks everything's in it. Yeah, he thinks everything's in it. Which is crazy, because if you know what he says, there's no way that everything could be in it.

You know. Like, we do the, you know, there's no way that everything could be in it. Like we do the, you know, there's 20% out. You see the 80%. You still, there's sometimes where people are like, how did that make it in there? That show. That's my favorite show that this company puts out. It is. So it plays down on the TV.

My parents are like, you wouldn't believe we saw your boss on the television. WPIX. And my mom. Is it really? Who's like not a sports person. She like watches the whole thing and is laughing through the whole, like gets such a kick out of it. My favorite was the one where he, where Stu's talking about the bodybuilder who died.

Yes, Steve Mahalik. Steve Mahalik. Maybe the funniest clip ever. I had tears streaming down my face. I don't know. I don't know why that show. I mean, I guess I do because it's like not pc but i that show to me would it would crush on tv it is so funny genuinely like every episode so funny yeah

but yeah never yeah we we bought time one year in philly and new york it was pretty funny yeah i don't know you have to pay to be on TV? Yeah. Really? Well, for like that kind of stuff. Oh, okay. Gotcha. So if I want, how, like. Oh, yeah. Like where your head's at. We did this for, we raised money for JJ Watts Charity because we went to interview him. And we bought commercial time in Wisconsin.

Nice. And. It's expensive, I'm guessing. We're just thanking ourselves. No, it wasn't that expensive. It's expensive, I'm guessing. Just thanking ourselves. No, it wasn't that expensive. It was like a Tuesday afternoon at like 3 o'clock, like a 30-second ad. Can you find that, TJ?

We're literally just thanking ourselves for raising all that money. You should start just doing ads. Yeah, it's not a bad idea. I probably can't keep up and afford it. But what if it's like 25 bucks? Hey, you can get a commercial. Maybe it's just a QR code of your Venmo. Yeah.

And it pays for the next ad. I don't got Venmo. What? What? I don't got Venmo. Why? No receipts. Got canceled.

Oh, because you did your little auctions. That's right, I forgot. Got cash app, though. You were running your little scheme. It wasn't a scheme. Was it? No. Why'd you get it cancelled then? Because you

can't use the word raffle on there. I didn't know that. People were entering my raffles and on the payment they would be the description the word raffle on there. I didn't know that. People were entering my raffles and they would, on the payment, they would be the description, hey, for the raffle. Oh, what an idiot. Why don't you just, yeah. It's just ridiculous. So other people got you, banged you up. Pretty much, yeah.

Dude, we got to cancel, cancel culture. You're an entrepreneur. I know, dude. I just, everybody was having a good time during COVID when I was doing it and then just they ruined everything. Fuck. Damn. Damn. Damn. Jerk-offs.

Yep. Did you not go in during COVID when it first started, construction? We worked the whole time. Really? We didn't stop. Oh. Yep. That's a blue collar.

Yep. Yep, and we still are fighting for our hazard pay right now. Oh, really? Yep. You got a check coming to you? I think it's i don't know when but i think it's sometime this summer the the final is gonna be what if it came in july i know that'd be nuts that'd be crazy gifts for the wife and mom july coming up yeah huge july um all right

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