The Yak - Big Cat Shows His Privilege BIG TIME In Family Feud | The Yak 8-31-21

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello. It is the Yak. Welcome. We're live. Okay, a couple things. One. It's a long shirt. It's a long shirt. Show us your shirt again.
Starting point is 00:00:36 In length. It's almost like a dress. It's a night shirt. What size is memorabilia? I got it from Banana Republic in Dedham, Massachusetts. Hey, I have a question. No, you didn't. On my lunch break. You had a long lunch break. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:00:52 They moved it because... People love touching that butt. What is this? What's this college football shit over here in this corner? I just thought... Is this studio being used for a new show? I just thought I'd decorate a little bit.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Well, Dan, that's your Toledo helmet. That is my Toledo helmet. Take it off right now. I asked you if I could use it. I said no. Can I have it? No, you don't want a Rockets helmet. It's the best looking helmet on there.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Speaking of college football, let's just get this out of the way right now. I think Wisconsin is going to be good this year. That's all I was going to say. Oh, I agree. I think they is going to be good this year that's all i was going to say oh i agree i think they're gonna be very good uh no let's get this out of the way right now there's a new bet coming what are you brandon has challenged me i've challenged all right so explain it real quick then you i'll let i'll let the other three guys decide if this is fair or not. Don't do this. So Nick, Owen, and KB, you can judge on the discussion Brandon and I just had. First of all, $10,000 is a lot of money. All right, so explain the bet.
Starting point is 00:01:53 All right, it is called Brandon Versus, and it's on the Barstool Sportsbook app. You can download it and deposit it and all that in seven states right now. We're coming to more states very soon. Brandon Versus, every single week, it's me against another Barstool personality, gambling personality. Dave, you, Mush.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Each week it'll be me against somebody else. Yes, there's women. We've hired several. So it's me against a personality. Who's your favorite women of all time? 100 people polled. 100 people polled. Favorite woman.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Favorite woman. Pam Beasley, number one. Oh, that is the worst answer ever. Literally the first woman I could think of. Not only did you name a boring woman, you named a fictional woman. Actually, the person who plays her is a woman. You said the character name. You said the character name.
Starting point is 00:02:41 What's her really good CGI? Okay. Jenna Fisher is a worse answer than Pam Beasley. it's called it's called brandon versus okay and we take five games and you and i bet five games against each other will be on the opposite sides of the games and people can bet on the sports book who's gonna win brandon or the other person brandon or big cat right and if i have a winning record at the end of the year if i'm eight and seven uh i get a prize if i go seven and eight if i lose your record, everybody who bet on the bet throughout the year gets bonus cash in their account. You get bonus cash in their account.
Starting point is 00:03:11 It's a $10,000 prize. Correct. So Brandon invented a bet. This was brought to me by Westy. Westy brought it to me. Westy brought it to me. It's a great bet idea. I'm excited to challenge against you week one.
Starting point is 00:03:22 This is wrong what you're doing. Oh, is it? Yes. It's wrong? wrong yeah what you're about to do is is not right okay well what i'm about to do is try to save the wonderful people louisiana who've been ravaged by hurricane ida i am saying right now that if i'm gifted ten thousand dollars at the end of the year it is all going to them hurricane relief every brain will you? That's the least you can do. Yeah, that's the least. Brandon Walker, will you be matching? Damn, $10,000 at Christmas is a lot of money to me. Did you see that story of the guy who got eaten by an alligator?
Starting point is 00:03:56 Yeah, in Slidell, yeah. Denounce the victims with your chest. Yes. Donate. Actually, you know what? They're too poor to evacuate? $10,000 to child prostitution. Not to benefit it, to go against it.
Starting point is 00:04:12 I mean, $10,000 at Christmas would be a lot of money. It would be a big deal to me. There's a lot of kids that wish they had Christmas. Instead, they're fucking prostitutes. You could free a child prostitute from the shackles of child prostitution. It's all college football bets. It's Brandon versus, and we'll be doing it every week. It'll be live on the sportsbook tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Great, and I will donate my $10,000. You're not eligible to win $10,000 here. What? You're not eligible to win $10,000 here. Right, but if he wins, he'll go do $10,000 on his own. Yeah. You remind me of me a lot. Don't you think they're leaps?
Starting point is 00:04:50 Nick, you actually said you would match. I did. There's going to be worse shit by Christmas. Nobody will check. Brandon, just say yes. They will check. They will check. They will check.
Starting point is 00:05:00 They will absolutely check. By the way, what's this food that people are walking around with right now? I don't know. Should you just go? They took it upstairs. It's coming from upstairs. Why don't you go make us a plate? There's wings.
Starting point is 00:05:11 There's wings upstairs? There's wings? To celebrate the college football show. We're on the college football show. This is just what I heard as I was coming downstairs. It doesn't seem like that many things. Is it upstairs? It's in an upstairs conference room.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Steven, I'm on the college football show. Dan's on the college football show. They didn't say anything to us. TJ, will you please make the yak a plate and yourself a plate as well? And if anyone says anything, tell them that, yes, Brandon Walker is matching the $10,000 donation. Thank you. Do you think that's fair? Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Just because they live in an area that gets hit by a hurricane it is unfair Brandon you're right luckily you're there to help sorry I'm addicted to helping people my altruism is at a 99
Starting point is 00:05:53 if you did my character ratings why do I keep asking you to assist me in these things knowing how it's gonna go every time I help people so much
Starting point is 00:06:00 I give away the majority of my money but I don't say a word about it do you know that Brandon this is actually the best way to promote the bet? I'm sure it is, which is very frustrating. That's our relationship.
Starting point is 00:06:10 You bring me something, I twist it on you, and then it goes to the moon! And then it goes to the moon! Everyone's like, holy shit, this bet's incredible! Big Cat's gonna save a bunch of children? And then you step away from it to take something else to the moon. It's a huge win for people. It's a huge win for people.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Oh, Jesus. It's a huge win for people because not only do they feel good about pressuring you into help, they also get to ruin your Christmas. Yes. Right. It's a win-win. It's a classic win-win. Brandon versus.
Starting point is 00:06:37 It's on the Barstool Sportsbook app. It's going to be great. It'll be great. I think Dan will be the first week. Send Tommy to Louisiana right now and I'll help him. You want me to send my 11-year-old son to Louisiana? Yeah, throw him in the swamp. He'll get part of that.
Starting point is 00:06:49 He'll be fine. Yeah, give him his samurai sword, and let's go. His bayonet. He asked for a bayonet? I know. Yeah. I love him. I fucking love Tommy.
Starting point is 00:06:59 By the way, Grandin was incredible at Family Feud. Was she really? She got our high score. We got our high score with her. Really? Yes. Good for her. What do you guys talk about? That feels like something that would be the first thing you talk about.
Starting point is 00:07:09 We do not talk. We get in the car on the way home, we do not say a word. 37-minute ride home. What's on her nightstand? A bottle of anything? At my house? I have no idea. I never look in that room.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Probably aspirin. Haircut looks good, though. Hers or mine? Yours. Okay, thank you. Oh never look in that room. Probably aspirin. Haircut looks good, though. Hers or mine? Yours. Okay, thank you. Oh, look at TJ. Got a whole thing. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:07:30 All right. Oh, look at this guy. Atomical. Sage has ruined Ball's beachwear. Are these hot? Are these Penn State wings? Thank you. Are these hot wings?
Starting point is 00:07:41 Honey barbecue mild. And curly fries. Brandon, let... My word. I just want to remind everyone that time that we had a single hot dog that Brandon refused to eat on the air. Oh, I probably shouldn't. I've changed my entire life, folks. All right, so the Wings are here.
Starting point is 00:08:06 How many people are on the show today? How far are we in? We're eight minutes in. I think that's about enough preamble. That was tough. Boys, that was hard. I hope you boys, I hope those fans in the chat have liked this original content because it's time.
Starting point is 00:08:23 The adversity I had to overcome eight minutes i told you finally making it i was like i don't know if i can make it five minutes i was like i was like kb let's try to let's see how long we can go and i was like it's probably gonna be five minutes he's like all right yeah because i don't know if i can do that all right so here's the rule going forward the yak is a seven person show as you see well not including steven shay's on tj who are very integral to the show and dylan shout out dylan who we always forget who posts the youtube after uh whenever there's a natural five in studio we play family feud yeah i think that's fair when there's a natural five and that's usually kind of rare.
Starting point is 00:09:05 It's periodic. Yeah, it actually is. It actually is rare to have a natural five because Rowan and Sass are always together. Traveling, yeah. Question. What if there's six? No. And somebody goes to the bathroom?
Starting point is 00:09:16 No. And somebody goes to the bathroom? Do you immediately? Okay, wait. That's well maybe. Wait, who's that guy? Who's that guy? Who's that guy?
Starting point is 00:09:22 Who are you? Pete, who's that? Come here. We got a little more preamble. That is Pete's. I see khaki pants and a little wrinkle. That's Pete. TJ, get that guy in here.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Get that guy. Pete's got himself a new plaid, boy. Get the fuck in here. I like your shoes. I want to know what they are. Yeah, I want to know your shoes. Walk over here. Come on, come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:09:40 You know what those shoes are. You wear those shoes all the time. No, we want you. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Are you one of Pete's new boys? You're a new Pete. All right, sit down.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Sit down. Sit down. We'll take it from here. No, no, no. No, Pete, shut up, Pete. What? Shut up, Pete. Sit down.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Sit down. Sit down. Pete, are you not going to give him the job? I don't have time for it. You got time. Yes, you have time. How'd the interview go, would you say? Just started.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Just started. Oh, this is not good to turn your back on us. Just, hey. Wait, wait, wait. That's a quick tip. Hire him. That's an ethical dilemma. Hire him right now.
Starting point is 00:10:13 I'll give you a tip. You should really come on the show. All right, you're fired. You're fired. Come here. I'll give you a tip. No, you should come. Oh, that was the wrong choice.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I was going to tell him to just say that Pete sexually harassed him and we'll have to hire him. I mean, you don't need to say that. Pete will. Pete will touch his penis with his tongue. How is it? I'm craving something else. What are you craving, Kyle? What do you want?
Starting point is 00:10:35 Some steak tacos from La Meliche. Some menudos. Some gorditas. Some authentic El Paso cuisine. You got yourself a Latin queen at home, don't you? You're over-pronouncing it like Giada de la Runtas. What's this guy's name? What's his name?
Starting point is 00:10:54 Luke, probably. Probably Luke. Chris. Yeah, you're right. Everyone guess. Kevin. What is it? That would have been one of the five guesses.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Yeah? Kevin. I'm not going to be. All right, so let's just play. I realized, too, I watched back some of it because I was just giggling. So let's just all agree, no helping each other out, but obviously joke answers is funny and let's you know joke answers are encouraged
Starting point is 00:11:27 so we are on the same team but you're also my competition I want to do better than you oh wow and we also we have somebody sent me the stats from yesterday's show and I was actually not the worst who's the worst? again we can't overstate that
Starting point is 00:11:43 the stats and data don't account for your answer like Keys. Yeah, my dog. Keys' answer wasn't bad. My dog, Stella. The worst answer. Keys' answer wasn't bad. I got two points. Yeah, he's got two points.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Is this your hill? My dog, Stella. Oh, is this where you're dying? Oh, this is the hill. This is your final resting place. Everyone knows my dog, Stella. They've known her for a decade. She passed away last night because she ate my keys.
Starting point is 00:12:08 So that's it for her. She was looking hungry. I gave her a snack. And I'm like a janitor. I have a huge key ring. Huge rung of keys. I dropped it right in her mouth and swallowed all of them dead. You know how dogs are.
Starting point is 00:12:22 They see keys. Yeah, they can't help you. They got to have them. Yeah. Well, who was number one? There were some other bad answers. Who had a bad answer?
Starting point is 00:12:31 I mean, I did Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Nick had, well, yeah, you had a bad one. Were these stats real? It was an animal one. Percentage of incorrect guesses. Owen, 37.5%.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Nick, 30%. Brandon, 38.7%. Dick had 43.9%. Oh! KB, 41.9%. Brandon, 38.7%. Big Cat, 43.9%. KB, 41.9%. Brandon, 33.3%. So I was the best. I was 30. Nick was the best.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Let's add some stats to this. So I'll keep track of it. You just did, you son of a bitch. In real time. In real time. Good idea, Steven. In real time, dum-dum. So I'll do...
Starting point is 00:13:05 Get him. Get his ass, Steven. So I'll keep track... I'm going to leave so we can't play Family Feud anymore. I'll keep track of everyone's answers and the number of responses. So you're going for the big hitters first. And then potentially screwing people over with the lower ones. You're keeping live stats?
Starting point is 00:13:23 Okay, we're never going to break a team record if we're playing against one another. It was a bad beat in general that Sass wasn't here, because I would have looked better. Oh, yeah. I would have loved to hear his... I actually never saw this show. How would I ever know what Family Feud is? Just because I'm younger than you guys.
Starting point is 00:13:49 What are we doing? I was watching Big Catty. Oh, yeah. I didn't know you were going to stay up there. How do they compare? You probably can't have wings anymore since wing nuts. Dude, when I was in Cleveland on Saturday, beautiful day, taking a walk. Cleveland's actually a really nice city to walk around in.
Starting point is 00:14:07 All I could think about was I'm only a three-hour car ride from Wingnuts right now. I could be there and back without anyone knowing. That was awesome. I had some good ones at Penn State, at State College when I was there on tour. On a dropout tour. I'm sorry that I believe you. I'm sorry I believe you. It seems like everyone did for some reason That was a weird one
Starting point is 00:14:30 Everybody just was like Yeah okay Nick's going on the college dropout tour With Brianna Chicken I said it to Dave Dave was like Brianna Chicken Fry's here She's coming from Penn State
Starting point is 00:14:40 And I was like Oh Nick was there Nick who? You know Nick And I said And I was like KB He's like oh nick was there nick who you know nick and i said i was like kb he's like oh okay yeah so nick and i have a side conversation here um you know we're doing that thing for the college football show and we both believe dave's gonna take one look at it and it will be a one week wonder wait what the thing we're doing for the college football show? You think Dave is going to like it? Maybe not.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Yeah. We could also tape it without him there. We've already taped it. Oh, so then, no, it doesn't matter. Yeah. Then it completely doesn't matter. No, but if he watches it and says, no, we're not going to have that on the show anymore, it might be a one-week wonder.
Starting point is 00:15:21 No, I think that. I disagree also. Yeah. I think the only way it would not work is if you taped it in front of him. And he was like, what is this? Ruffin Rowdy was an outlier, I think. He respects most of you. Right. Most of this duo.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Most of the duo. The majority of this duo. Loves Kyle. Yeah, that's good. Best friends from Vegas. We did. You guys text casually, too. Every once in a while. Yeah, what do good Best friends from Vegas We did You guys text casually, too Every once in a while
Starting point is 00:15:47 Yeah, what do you say to them? We talk about wrestling Need some blow? No, we never No You don't do that? Gavin Hardiston Who's that?
Starting point is 00:15:57 Heisman Hopeful Out of UTEP Oh, nice Jesus Christ I mean, he has the second highest quarterback rating We gotta save some of this for tomorrow. In the NCAA. I love how you say that so confidently.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Yeah. And he only has 1,000 followers on Instagram. So let's get those numbers up and hype him up for Bethune-Cookman. Let's do it. Gavin underscore Hardison. Yeah. Stud out of New Mexico. Juco product.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Keep going. I'm intrigued. Gavin? Gavin Harsin. Brandon got really upset the first time at Juco. Got signed at Mississippi State. That's not true. You're just confused.
Starting point is 00:16:41 We don't want Jews on this team. Yeah. What's the company? What is that? Seinfeld? Jews and company. Juco is Seinfeld. Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Alright. Should we play? Yes. Alright,. All right. All right, yeah. Should we play? Oh, yes. Yes. All right, let's play. All right, so, Steven, you have come up with the idea of doing stats? Real-time stats. How are you going to do that?
Starting point is 00:17:12 Real-time stats. Yeah, how are you going to do that? So, I'll keep track of all your answers and then how many points they correlate to. We got a typer? I will be doing that. But that really only matters for, because we answer at different times. So it should really only. Well, it's going to rotate.
Starting point is 00:17:29 So we're not playing one game, right? So it's going to kind of level out. We're playing a lot of games. Well, I mean, yeah. One game. I forgot. We have a four-hour show today. We already sold it to the sponsors.
Starting point is 00:17:39 They want one Family Feud game. How are you going to be able to type this? This is the rule, though. Going forward. Zah has it up. I'm the tall, long, square. Going forward for the Yak, if there's five of us, we play Family Feud game. How are you going to be able to type this? This is the rule, though. Going forward, for the Yak, if there's five of us, we play Family Feud. We'll have to talk about that after. Why? There could be some potential complications.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Oh, my God. I would like to have it, but we'll talk about it. Do I need to donate more of Brandon's money? That would probably help. Okay, done. Blank check of Brandon's money? That would probably help. Okay, done. Blank check of Brandon's money to be donated. I will give to that cause, but not to the hurricane. Great, great.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Why would you live there? Why would you live where hurricanes are? Because Brandon will save you. Just move somewhere nicer. Have more money. There actually are people who have that take online. It's insane. I saw someone be like,
Starting point is 00:18:25 isn't it time that we just stop caring about Louisiana and just let them just go into the ocean? Probably not. Yeah, like, I don't think so. But a food for thought. I want to be clear about something about the scoring. So there are bonuses and, like, multipliers. Those will not be factored in. It's just going to be clear about something about the scoring. So there are bonuses and multipliers. Those will not be factored in.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Can I just say something? Steven's sucking the fun out of it a little bit. No. No, he's doing... Brandon, drop and give me 20. Oh! Fuck! How soon we forget.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Shay's on alpha mode. He is. He is. Yeah. Speaking of things that people can't believe, Stephen Che walked in today, and he goes to me and Dave. He's like, hey, I just need to know for Pickham tomorrow, so did Rico really quit?
Starting point is 00:19:14 And I'm just like, what are you talking about? Round and round we go. Stephen's taking that very literally. 20? Sorry, I'm making a Jew Coast Seinfeld logo. Yeah, that's good. Okay, nice. You want to play Family Feud?
Starting point is 00:19:32 We're about to play Family Feud. All of us. That's fine. I like that. What is that for? Exactly. What? I like it, but I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Plaid, Texas. It's obviously Texas Tech. No. No, that could be Utah. I thought it was supposed to be A&M. Yeah. So I saw it on her desk. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Show it to the people. There it is. I saw this on her desk. I'm like, this is fire. And then there was another shirt. I put it on her desk. All right, there's another one that's clearly A&M. I'm like, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:20:06 They didn't. Yeah, no, that looks like. That looks like Edinburgh. Yeah. It's like flannel. Yeah, right. It's flannel. It's Texas, like urban outfitters.
Starting point is 00:20:16 No, it's definitely not. Definitely not Texas Tech. That looks like something you get at a truck stop. Yeah, it's cool, but definitely not. We should poll 100 people. Poll 100 people. What is this? A visual family feud would be awesome. Yeah. What's cool, but definitely not. We should poll 100 people. Poll 100 people. What is this? A visual family feud would be awesome.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Yeah. What you think of when you see this. Well, I was thinking the natural ending of our family feud phase is that we're going to have to write our own show and have it be wildly offensive, and then one of us gets fired. Yeah, we were thinking about surveying a specific socioeconomic status or a region. Yeah, 100 people were polled. We're doing that on an anus this week, actually. We polled 100 Mississippians.
Starting point is 00:20:51 What's your favorite word? And it's just one. Just one. One slot. And you know what it is. 100 people were polled. Hitler was a bad guy, but he had some good ideas. What were they?
Starting point is 00:21:07 Yeah, I mean, I think if we get deep into this game, it's going to happen. Yeah. Because that women question yesterday. I mean, we are getting, the more we play, the better we're going to get. We're going to be a formidable team. No, because you can't account for, like,
Starting point is 00:21:17 the people surveyed, what they answer. You know how you lose your breath? Yeah. I, like, lose my heartbeat. Are you talking about dying? When he stands above me. Dave? I, like, I'm all out of rhythm.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Dave's back into, like, fall mode. Yeah. He's, like, football season. See, I knew it on Friday when he was so locked in for rough and rowdy. He's all the way back. Yeah. So, no more summer. Are we going to play?
Starting point is 00:21:48 Yeah, let's play. Let's play. Let's fucking play. Is that the theme? 20 minutes in and we didn't play. All right. We made it 20 minutes. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:21:58 We're going to have 20 minutes on the other side, too. Yeah. Did you make a June company? Yeah, I am right now. Already? It's just going to be Juco, right? I put it down when Dave walked in naturally. As you would.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Oh, we're starting with a woman. That's a hot name. Wait a minute. Yeah. All right, you're up first, Rowan. Name a car that's named after an animal. What is Jaguar? Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Nice. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Great answer. Good answer. Great answer. Show me Mustang. Yeah. Good answer. Wait, I don't know anything.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Good answer, Nick. Thank you. Impala? Oh, good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Do you think so? Do you really think so? Ferrari? No, good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Do you think so? Do you really think so? Hey! Is it Ferrari? No, no, no. Ferrari. Ferrari. This is not hurting your stats.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Don't do Ferrari. Yeah, you have to. You have to. Don't do your stats. I mean, what is going on? Chevy. Toyota. What going on? Chevy. Toyota. What is this?
Starting point is 00:23:09 Oh, boy. Toyota. Yeah, Toyota. Toyota, good answer. Good answer. Good answer. I can't have any. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:23:16 And we ran out of time. Viper. Oh, fuck. What? Cougar. What the fuck's a cougar? Mercury. It's a lovely vehicle.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Okay, well, bad start by me. Bad start. Okay. Well, we're getting beat by a woman, boys. Well, Amy. In a car category. In a car. We left her a woman in a car category.
Starting point is 00:23:33 All right. Name something that people find through the classified ads. Job. Yes. Serial killers. A mate. What? Why would you say mate?
Starting point is 00:23:49 Candy man. Great answer. Great answer. What? A car. A car. Car. I'm not focused right now.
Starting point is 00:24:00 This is just pregame. This is just we're getting a. Did you eat a chicken wing? I ate one chicken wing. I wish I hadn't. Come on, Owen. Man slash woman. Man slash woman.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Man woman. Man woman. Just put man. Man woman sounds like the worst superhero. What did you think? We're out of time. We lost. That was awful.
Starting point is 00:24:20 What else, KB? Oh, you can skip, by the way, now to the end. That's what someone said. Oh, can you hit that skip button? You press the skip. We're losing to Amy. Date. Dates, people.
Starting point is 00:24:30 House. I thought man or woman would be people. All right, I'm going to lock in here. Let's fuck that up. All right, come on. My head wasn't in it. We can beat her here. We can beat her here.
Starting point is 00:24:39 I was thinking about the wings. No. All right. Name the first thing a hundred-year-old man might reach for when he wakes up. His glasses. His glasses.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Glasses, good answer. Good answer. Glasses, glasses, glasses. His dentures. Dentures, good answer. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:01 All right, all right. I'll go medicine. Good answer. Medicine. Locking in, boys. That should have been right. Bad answer, yeah. His vibrator.
Starting point is 00:25:09 I'll go water. Water. Good answer. Dry ass. Oh. The light. Nice. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Good answer. Nope. And bad answers. What's going on here? What the fuck is going on? Beer. Pills. Viagra when he wakes up. Woman. That's medicine on here? What the fuck is going on? Beer. Pills. Viagra when he wakes up.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Woman. He reaches for his woman. He wants to replicate the morning action. He grabs a beer and a Viagra when he wakes up, this 100-year-old man. He's trying to fire. So we didn't even make it. When he wakes up. That didn't count, Stephen.
Starting point is 00:25:37 That was an absolute legend. Did they survey the man? Stephen, that didn't count. One guy. We surveyed the coolest man alive. That didn't count, Stephened the coolest man alive That didn't count Steven Let's start over His woman I can't
Starting point is 00:25:50 His drugs Yeah Oh hell yeah Oh look at this That was the other note I had Is people were like It was actually nice For the first time
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Starting point is 00:26:33 by going to CoorsLight.com slash take. CoorsLight.com slash take. Good answer. Thanks. All right, Dan, you're up. All right, here we go. Here we go. This one's for real, boys.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Yeah. This is the real one. We're focused. Everyone's focused. I can't believe that people fell for that first round. Also, like, you're up. Alright, here we go. Here we go. This one's for real, boys. Yeah. Alright, we're focused. Everyone's focused. I can't believe that people fell for that first round. Also, like, we don't really... Idiot. Trolled. You just got...
Starting point is 00:26:51 Yeah. We don't really try against the women characters because we don't want to lose. We don't want to lose. We surveyed 111-year-olds. Name a kind of place where you can get in trouble if you laugh. Oh, we're doing repeats again. Oh, no. We didn't think about this problem.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Church. A great answer. Jay, doing repeats again. Oh, no. We didn't think about this problem. Church. A great answer. Jay, let us cheat. I had a feeling that would maybe happen. Is it done? Are we just done? No, yeah, we might have reached the end. There has to be another way to play.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Oh, we beat it. We beat the game. We beat the game. Yeah. I hope we get the six Cs again. That way. Okay, who are we playing? Come on. We beat the game. Yeah. I hope we get the six C's again. That way. Okay, who are we playing? Come on.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Oh, JC. JC. Okay. All right. Name the most important feature of an attractive face. Smile. Great answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Great answer. Yeah. Eyes. Good answer. Yeah, good answer. Great answer. Great answer. Yeah. Eyes. Good answer. Yeah, good answer. Number one. I think it's just naming parts of a face. All right, here we go, Owen.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Uh-oh, Owen. Nose. I wasn't reading. Nose. Yes, good answer. I guess like what else is on a fucking face? I'm trying to think of a word. What's the word for lack of fat? Yeah, yeah, like skin.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Good skin. Not one of those fat people. Cheeks. Cheeks. Good answer, good answer. She's hitting a several. Ears. Oh, no, I know.
Starting point is 00:28:22 It's eyebrows. Oh, ears. It's not eyebrows? Ears. You don't think? Ears aren't on the face. Ears. Oh, no, I know. It's eyebrows. Oh, ears. Is it not eyebrows? Ears. You don't think? Ears aren't on the face. Ears. Ears are on the head, not the face.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Eyebrows. No, chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. I said cheeks. That was basically the not fat. So that counted for chin? Not fat. I don't think that counted. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:28:46 No, it didn't count. No, it didn't. No, it didn't. All right, let's go, Kyle. All right. Name something specific that gets you... That gets brushed. That gets brushed.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Hair. Good answer. Good answer. Good job. Teeth. Great answer. Great answer. I didn't think about teeth.
Starting point is 00:29:04 I never brushed mine. Dog. Dog. Good job. Teeth. Great answer. Great answer. I didn't think about teeth. I never brushed mine. Dog. Dog. Good job. One, two, three, boys. All right, Brandon. Take it away. Bring it home.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Come on. We left you the easy one. Come on. I'm getting brushed. Think of the floor. No, not the floor. What are you doing? You're doing pencil.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Wait. Oh, you said floor? Okay. That was my final answer're doing pencil. Wait. Oh, you said floor? Okay. That was my final answer? A horse. Yes. Fuck yes. Kyle, you got it.
Starting point is 00:29:31 I don't. You were doing this. What do you say for that? I like that. A picture? A canvas? It's not going to be it. A picture.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Canvas. A painting. A painting. Give him a lot of answers here. And none of them are going to be right. Let's see what it is then. I think it's a coat. I think it's a coat.
Starting point is 00:29:53 What kind of... Cat. See, this is... Cats lick themselves. It's also... This is like... There's some beta tendencies with this game that we don't vibe with. There's a hundred people and probably like 5% of people are beta.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Cat owners? No. Uh-oh. Pussies? Intellectually. All right, here we go. Besides a toothbrush, name something people use to clean their teeth. Floss?
Starting point is 00:30:18 Great answer. Which is? Always. Mouthwash. Yeah. Good answer. Thank you. Good answer. Thank you. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:30:26 All right, Brandon. Brandon, let's take us home. Here we go, Brando. Oh. A toothpick. Yeah. You clean the shit out from... No, that's a good answer.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. All right. Simple as that. We crushed it. Fuck you, JC. Yeah, JC.
Starting point is 00:30:44 All right, here's where it really comes down to it. All right, so am I picking up the first one? Yes. No. Am I going in that order? Oh, yeah, sure. No, no, let's always do Owen. Owen.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Name something a really lazy guy might teach his dog to fetch for him. Oh, no. Owen. Of beer. Owen. What? That's good. It was right there.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Keys. Oh, yeah. Oh, I hope keys is the right... They'd never try to bury... Name a possession of yours they'd never try to... Television. I'm not doing funny answers because people will call me the R word. Pirates love their booty.
Starting point is 00:31:18 B-O-T... No, that's not right. Well, you got it. You said it. It's fast, honey. We asked 100 men, if you're looking for a new love, try getting rid of your old... Oh, we had that one. You don't remember.
Starting point is 00:31:30 You don't even remember. Job. It's a memory game. Car. Job. Job car. Name a word that rhymes... I can't...
Starting point is 00:31:38 With honey. Honey. Five seconds. Bunny. Oh, my God. Bunny's right there. Money. Money.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Fuck you. No, we didn't enter it. Fuck you. I said bunny over money. Oh, my God. Bunny's right there. Money. Money. Fuck you. No, he didn't enter. Get in. Fuck you. I said bunny over money. Oh, beer. Nice job. Top answer.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Oh, fuck. Damn it. Jewelry. Booty's going to be zero. 57. Wow. Oh. Zero.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Love, lady hag. Che, you got those stats? Money. Owen had a good game. Owen had a? Money. Owen had a good game. Owen had a good game. Owen had a good game. God damn it. All right, well, now I'm going to start focusing.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Yeah, now it's every man for themselves. Yeah, fuck it. Okay? Yeah. Fuck you. Well, you didn't say money. Bunny was probably number two. Funny?
Starting point is 00:32:20 What was the actual original word? Money. Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. Sunny. Guys, we got it. What was our high score yesterday? Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. Sunny. Guys, we got it.
Starting point is 00:32:25 What was our high score yesterday? Like 14-31. I don't want to do this compete against each other. Let's fucking beat that. Yeah, let's get that. Let's get her for school together. Let's get focused. We're the fucking young.
Starting point is 00:32:34 I would expect the statistically worst player to say that. Fair. All right. Let's band together. Who's up first? Oh, I'm sitting real weird. Good thing the camera didn't cut to that. All right. Let's band together. Who's up first? I'm sitting real weird. Good thing the camera didn't cut to that. All right.
Starting point is 00:32:49 I just want to eat. Just eat, then. You can answer questions and eat. Nah, I tried. Yeah. All right. Who starts? Brandon, you start?
Starting point is 00:32:59 I'll start. Who's starting? Adrian. She looks just like that other bitch. Yeah, she bodied us last time. Oh, she knows cars. All right, name something that might be on the rocks. Can I just say a drink or do I have to say scotch?
Starting point is 00:33:11 I don't know. Scotch. No, you don't have to say scotch. Bad answer. Oh, bad answer. Good answer. Thank you. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Yeah! Got it. Oh. You want me to go? No, we're not doing this. A relationship. Good answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Those were my two answers. Name something that might be on the rocks. A beach. A beach. A beach. Good answer. Well, it wouldn't be on. The rocks would be the beach. What about a lighthouse?
Starting point is 00:33:55 Oh, good answer. Even if that's not on there, good answer. Lighthouse. Moss. Moss. Shit. Moss. Boat, ship, moss. Lighthouse Moss Moss Shit Moss Boat
Starting point is 00:34:08 Ship Moss What a moss pool People will be talking about the moss pool I hope people remember the moss pool When this is all said and done We're going to say like KB Mossed on this That is this
Starting point is 00:34:22 You got moss Alright I'm up Name something in your house you have never cleaned under Your ball sack That is this. You got moss. Alright, I'm up. Name something in your house you have never cleaned under. Your ball sack. Oh, fuck. Your refrigerator. We should nail this, guys. We don't clean.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Couch. Oh, wow. Just do fridge. Oh, boy. That was... Couch. I mean, it's my fourth language. All right. Couch.
Starting point is 00:34:50 What language were you typing that in? What? Bed. Yes. Good answer. Nice. You guys got a lot of them. What is this obvious one?
Starting point is 00:34:59 One's out there. Is there an obvious one that you haven't cleaned under? Shit. Your fat rolls. Countertop. Kitchen counter. Counter. Counter? Counter. How do you even't cleaned under? Shit. Countertop. Kitchen counter. Counter. Counter?
Starting point is 00:35:07 Counter. How do you even get under that? I don't know. There's usually built into the ground. You have one of those fancy ones? God damn it. My stats. Come on.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Go. Go. Your car. I don't know. Car? No. You've never. No.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Nothing. Porch. Porch. Porch. I don't know. You just said car. I thought it was outside. Pausech. Porch. Porch. I don't know. You just said car. I thought it was outside. Pause the game.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Television. Clean under your car is far dumber than a dog chewing keys. Wait, wait. Counter. No, it's not. Car. Yes, it is. What did you say?
Starting point is 00:35:35 Porch. Those are three of the worst streak of answers ever. I dust under my counter all the time. I got the highest points for that one. Car was a bad answer. Car. When he went outside, I stayed outside. What's the worst answer? Car was the worst answer. Car? When he went outside, I stayed outside. What's the worst answer?
Starting point is 00:35:46 Car was the worst answer. You went outside, and then I stayed. You got a display car like in the mall. You move your car. Ferris Bueller. Friend's dad had one. All right, fine. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:35:56 We're back. We're not. We're not back. We're okay. Let's go, KB. They are. This is dissension. All right, KB.
Starting point is 00:36:03 It's going to tear us apart. The word that rhymes with guys at teeny. Oh, fuck. Weenie. We've done this one? Yeah. I think you just missed on us. Give me meanie.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Yeah, good answer. I don't remember. I don't remember any of them. Yeah, it's more of a memory game. Beanie. Good answer. That's for a repeat. Beanie.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Guys, I really don't remember it. Well Well just think of a word that rhymes with teeny Luckily Because I said bikini That wasn't right The closest to multiple choice you ever get I said zucchini That wasn't right Why don't you run through the alphabet
Starting point is 00:36:35 Teeny weeny Genie Genie Yeah good answer That was not running through What order did you go with Teeny weeny genie Perfect round, guys.
Starting point is 00:36:45 We actually got the one we got yesterday. Well, beanie was already up there, and A, you don't do, so I got all the way G. Alpha, that would be teeny, beanie, feeny, genie. All right, go on. We're going for our perfect score. Tell me an animal that starts with the letter H. Horse. Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Good answer. That's the best answer. Give me a name for someone who has to know everybody's business. Neat. Brown. Fuck. Brown noser? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:37:15 You got it? Come on, Nick. You're fucking us all over now. Brown noser. Shit. No. I don't care. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Name a sport where the ball might be bigger than your head. Come on. Come on. What is it? Hockey. No. Bowling. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Good answer. All right. Hurry up. Name something you'd be embarrassed to find has a hole in it. Oh, God. Your boat. Your boat. Oh, so embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:37:42 So embarrassing. Tell me the age when a person falls in love the first time, 15. Good answer. You ran out of time. That's my fault. My big boat. Good answer, Owen. Give me one.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Zero. Nosy. Oh, no. Close. Five. Oh, God. Fucking basketball. Damn.
Starting point is 00:38:03 This is it. Oh, boy. This is it. This is a statement game, by the way. Oh, man. So I do need to say something to clear the air. After the yak yesterday, I was walking past the private rooms, and I heard the Family Feud theme song with Owen in the private room.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Owen, is this true? Were you playing? Yes. I might have just showed my privilege, by the way, with that boat answer. Yeah. Because you're not mad. You're not mad. You're embarrassed.
Starting point is 00:38:33 Humiliated. I mean, yeah, I'll just go to my other one, sure, but this is inconvenient. I'm embarrassed. What's the worst thing to get a flat tire on? My 747. Shit. It's47. Shit. It's pants, man. 690 is almost an impossibly low score, including a repeat round.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Yeah. A perfect repeat round. That was pathetic. We need something to raise the energy. Where's Beeman? Let's clown Beeman. Yeah. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Is that Beeman? Is there another game we should try? Deal or no deal, I saw people requesting. Deal or no deal. Okay, let's try it. Let's try deal or no deal. Who wants to be a millionaire? Deal or no deal.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Yeah, let's try deal or no deal. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Let's play some games. We're going to each just pick a suitcase. Wait. We're just giving up on feud?
Starting point is 00:39:22 Yeah. Giving up on feud? Okay, we are giving up on feud. Is there an app or something? No, but they didn't make a new rule. Is there a different Family Feud that doesn't have repeat answers? There's got to be a different one. I mean, that one for the first two and a half hours you play.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Let's take it one by one. Let's see what happens. Okay. We'll do another game. All right. All right, one more. I'm going to have a fry. Let's do Sudoku.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Yeah, that'll be fun. Rest in peace to the founder. What? He died? He passed a week or two fun. Rest in peace to the founder. What? He died? He passed a week or two ago. Seriously? Yeah. What was his name?
Starting point is 00:39:49 Japanese. I don't think you'd call him a founder, dude. Japanese was his name. It was a Japanese name. That wasn't his name. Give it a shot. Yeah, you don't find it. You invent it.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Give it a full shot. Who's that guy? It's Blake Griffin's brother. Okay. Is it actually? Yeah. If Blake gets in here, we'll have him come on Family Feud. We're doing a card rip with him.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Oh, cool. Yeah. Well, we don't do Family Feud with more than five. I thought we were doing Family Feud again. What is this? This is dealer, no deal. This is confusing. Yeah, how would we even keep up with this?
Starting point is 00:40:20 All right, you want Family Feud, right? Yeah, yeah, Family Feud. Should we compete against Blake and his brother I think we should is that the other the opposing family the Griffin family
Starting point is 00:40:32 I think against Juco last time he was his brother was here and I asked it was very uncomfortable I was like does it suck knowing like
Starting point is 00:40:41 oh no your brother's like way better and you have the same genetics? He's like, yeah. Better at what? Basketball. Basketball.
Starting point is 00:40:48 He played for Oklahoma. You knew that, though. It's close enough to El Paso. Until Blake gets here, Kyle, can you... People trying to fact check me on El Paso saying, okay, yeah, it's a big city, but the metro area is very small. It's smaller than most. They're not accounting for Juarez. Oh!
Starting point is 00:41:08 Wait, that's across the border, though. It's like a trans-border agglomeration. It's right across the river. How easily is it to get across the border? The Rio G? Yeah. Or the border? Easy.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Easy. So, you count Juarez. If you do, there's like 2.5 million people there. So combined. But I don't. Like 3.5 million. Are there people that commute every day? But I don't count Juarez.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I saw some Omaha truthers out there too. Yeah, people were telling me Omaha, Omaha. Like Peyton Manning? Uh-uh. The metro area might be. And also, don't they have Creighton? There's no metro area of Omaha. Yeah, Creighton's not Power 5.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Basketball? No real such thing as a Power 5 in basketball anyway. All right, let's play favorite. There's a Holocaust museum. We just tried. In Omaha? In El Paso. Oh.
Starting point is 00:42:03 And the Balloon Fest. Have you done a digital tour? Yeah. I've got to get it. Everyone's. Have you done a digital tour? Yeah. I've got to get out. Everyone's telling me you've got to get out there. Is it a Holocaust museum? You've got to get out to El Paso. Why is there a Holocaust museum in El Paso?
Starting point is 00:42:14 Are you denying that it exists? Big Cat doesn't believe in Holocaust museums. Yeah. He's a museum denier. Okay. Let's play. Okay. We're embarrassing ourselves. Yeah. Let's a museum denier. Okay, let's play. Okay. We're embarrassing ourselves.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Yeah, let's get our shit together. All right, here we go. Give us some easy competition. Oh, no. Colton Haley. This guy looks like he's been playing all day. Yeah. These guys' eyes are tired from the feud.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Name something you find in a tank. Guess. Hatred for the Mets. Yeah. Soldier. Good answer. Fish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Oh, good answer. Oh! Oh, yeah. Oh, good answer. Great answer. Fish. Oil. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:03 A tank. Yeah. Oil. Oil. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Oil. Yeah. A tank. Yeah. Oil. Oil. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Oil. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Good answer. Oh, it's gas and oil. Yes. Tank. Tank. Tank. Give me that tank of. Give me that tank of.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Tank of. Put that thing in the tank. Oh. Poop. Septic. Good answer. the tank. Poop. Septic. Good answer. Yeah! Wow, that was a
Starting point is 00:43:33 moss level pool. You mossed it. Yeah. Fantastic. I'm going to get you going, boys. Who's first? Me. Nick.
Starting point is 00:43:48 What would the worst kind of bug to be crawl up your nose? Cockroach. Yeah. Good answer. Yeah. Spider. Spider. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:44:00 Spider, spider, spider. I'm in Dan Diorio. Fuck. A. Spider, spider, spider. I'm in Dan Diorio. Ah, fuck. Scorpion. Oh, yes. Not a bug at all. Really? Is it?
Starting point is 00:44:17 It's not? I don't know if it is or not. Is it not? I'm really bad at this game. Fuck. Damn it. Fire ant. Yeah. Fire ant. Fire ant. Probably just ant this game. Fuck. Damn it. A fire ant. Yeah. Fire ant.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Fire ant. Probably just ant, though. Ant. This game loves when you're specific. Caterpillar, of course. Yes. Ah. Those are cute.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Not a butterfly. It turned into a butterfly. Not a butterfly. A caterpillar. What about a bee? A fucking bee. That's not crawling. That's flying.
Starting point is 00:44:43 What is it? That's bullshit. Yeah, but land on your face and then crawl. Wait, tick is. That's flying. That's bullshit. Yeah, but land on your face and then crawl. Wait, tick is... That's bullshit. All right, we're not out of it. We're not out of it. We're still in...
Starting point is 00:44:51 Ticks also don't crawl. They latch. Thank you. They crawl as well. So I'm vindicated. What about a leech? Scorpion was a great answer. Scorpion's not a bug.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Leech isn't a bug either. Scorpion's not a bug. Yeah, they're bugs. Scorpions are bugs. Scorpions aren't bugs. What do you think? It's a reptile? What about an iguana? Is that a bug? Yeah, I don't think a scorpion's a bug. Scorp Scorpions are bugs. Yeah, they're bugs. Scorpions are bugs. Scorpions aren't bugs. What do you think? It's a reptile? What about an iguana? Is that a bug?
Starting point is 00:45:07 Yeah, I don't think a scorpion's a bug. Scorpion's a bug. What is a scorpion? Can we get a fact check, please? Scorpion a bug? Scorpion's a bug. Even the big ones? You've been playing both sides of this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I don't know what a scorpion is. God damn it. Is a scorpion a bug, Steven? Steven. It's like a lobster. Just give it to me straight. A lobster bug. scorpion a bug, Stephen? Stephen. It's like a lobster. Just give it to me straight. A lobster bug. It's a crustacean?
Starting point is 00:45:29 Is a scorpion a bug? They're considered venomous invertebrates. So they're not. So no, they're not a bug. Doesn't appear so. Distant cousin of spiders. That's a bug. They're bug adjacent.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Okay, all right. They are under the class of ar. That's a bug. It's a bug. They're bug adjacent. Okay. All right. They are under the class of a wreck. Oh, we're talking about... Orcans telling us? We can't trust Orcans. Okay. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Fast Money starts with Brandon. No. We're not on Fast Money. Oh, we are on Fast Money. No, we're on round three. No, we're on round three. Round three starts with Brandon. Fast Money always starts with you.
Starting point is 00:46:00 Oh, shit. It's the rules of the game. All right. Focus up. Name a place you wouldn't want to be stuck with someone who has a cold. Elevator? Yeah. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:46:16 How about a car? Good answer. I just want to point out I've gotten all three. Number one. Well, you've gotten number one. No, I'm first. Come on. Come on, you've gotten number one. No, I'm first. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Classroom. Classroom. Podcast studio would have been good. Sorry. Bed. Bed. Yes, bed. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Yeah. I was like, how do you get stuck in a bed with someone? I guess work. Well, work? On your yacht. We just throw them overboard. You should start Privilege Family Beauty. I don't know where you'd...
Starting point is 00:46:57 When the help has a cold. Office, office. Office. Did we say work? I said work. Yeah, but go for it. Go, go, go, go, go. What could this be?
Starting point is 00:47:05 The 1% answers are worth more. Airplane. I think that's exactly where you should be stuck with them. That's where you want to be stuck. I hate this. All right, here we go. We're good. We can still get our best ever.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Can we? Yes. All right. Owen, you're first. All ones. All ones. All ones. Name something you'd expect to see in a psychiatrist's office.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Couch. Great answer. Good pull. Name something the parents are always telling their children they're lucky to have. Dinner. Yes. Parents. Food, maybe.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Food, probably. Tell me something of yours that you swear is possessed. Dog. My wife. Probably my kid. Your ghost. Give me a word that rhymes possessed? Dog. My wife. Probably my kid. Your ghost. Give me a word that rhymes with saloon. Balloon.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yeah. Undeniably. Feel good about that one. Name an animal that starts with the letter E. There's one. Elephant. Yeah. I would have said eel.
Starting point is 00:47:59 If you would have said eel, I would have flipped. I would have said eel. We're going to crush this, boys. I think we did it. 56. Come on. Don't fuck me with food. Zero.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Zero. What? 15. Show me. How are you feeling after that? My stats are fucked. Yeah. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Yeah. Monster answer. Monster answer. Way to go. Good win, boys. What did we get? What did we get? Come on.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Show us over 14. Give me 15. Give us 15. Come on. Focus. Everyone focus. This is the time. You know what? You are right. This is the addictive side of my personality.
Starting point is 00:48:41 I could play this game forever. Just being like, alright, I'm going to do it. Here we go. 15's our goal. Owen, can you try this time? Yeah. Okay,
Starting point is 00:48:50 thank you. You've been really bad. Owen's actually crushing. Steve, am I last? I am. Tabulating the numbers. Give me one sec.
Starting point is 00:49:00 He's computerizing them. Crunch that. Owen, can you try this time? Remember when we made Steve... How the fuck did he say keys? We made Steve just crunch the data again and again and again, and it ended up changing.
Starting point is 00:49:14 He's like, oh, I missed one. So Owen is in the lead. He's actually 2x Nick right now on average score. He played the game for hours yesterday. Probably knows every single possible response. Last place is Nick by a pretty good margin. Oh, wow, Nick. You're terrible.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Easy boss. Who's up first? I am, I think. It just shows that this game is just luck. I won yesterday. Today, it's just a... You didn't win yesterday. This is stupid.
Starting point is 00:49:37 This is all stupid. Grandin. Oh, yeah, let's get Grandin. She can come in when I have to leave. All right. When are you leaving? Whenever I have to do this card rip Let's play some Family Feud
Starting point is 00:49:51 Yeah Blake and his brother didn't come together I don't think that's right at all You're doing prices right Name something you try to avoid when camping in the woods You're doing prices right. Name something you try to avoid when camping in the woods. How about a bear? Great answer.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Yeah. Kyle. My privilege is... Fuck. My privilege answer would be... Rain. Oh, great answer. My privilege answer would be Rain Oh great answer My privileged answer would be The people who paid general admission
Starting point is 00:50:29 And not the glamping rate For Bonnaroo Come on Owen Come on Owen You gotta avoid those fires Yeah Avoid the fires Bugs
Starting point is 00:50:42 Bugs Bugs Ticks Ticks I've never been in the woods Spires. No. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Ticks. Ticks. Ticks. Yeah. I've never been in the woods. Dying.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Dying. Dying. Death. Death. Death. Die. Die. No. No.
Starting point is 00:50:55 No. No. No. All right. So bad start. This is an article. Well, we got 75. Skunks and snakes.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Okay. Should have known snakes. Fuck. Just standing out in the thunders. Oh, have known snakes. Fuck. Just standing out in the sun. Oh, Colby crushed. I don't like this Colby. Yeah, if he does too well, he might leave us to go work at a startup. Connecticut.
Starting point is 00:51:16 All right, go, KB. KB. AI. Kyle, may I blame you? Go ahead ahead KB Help Good answer Kiss
Starting point is 00:51:32 Nice Good answer Date Brandon Damn it Call Oh fuck That makes sense
Starting point is 00:51:43 Smell Yes Brandon? Damn it. Call. That makes sense. Smell. Yes. Good answer. Yeah, it is. I smell people all the time. You never ask. I don't ask. Call. Well, that's up to us. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Have. That's Mary, folks? What the fuck? Have. That's Mary, right? Oh, is it? Who's saying, may I kiss you? Hug. Jesus, Kyle. May I have you? All right, we're still in the league.
Starting point is 00:52:20 You guys are trying to kiss and hug. I'm trying to have. I'm trying to have that. Oh, and you're off. Don't make me say. Name something a hospital patient doesn't like seeing a nurse holding. A gun. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. What? A scalpel. Yeah. No chance. Why?
Starting point is 00:52:42 Guys. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Come on. A needle. Yeah! Well, you want the medicine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Colby got that one as well. A vaccine. No, it's a popsicle stick. Oh, fuck! It's a popsicle stick. Oh, fuck. It's a popsicle stick. Trying to choke me with that. What is this? Why did Colby lose?
Starting point is 00:53:10 Enema. Enema. Result. Blood. Whole pan. Catheter. Those were all single digits. That was a top heavy round.
Starting point is 00:53:17 We still won. We still won. We beat Colby? Yeah. More on. You guys suck. I hate him. I hate Colby.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Bad taste in music, too. I despise Colby. Doesn't really know much about music. I hate him. I hate Colby. Bad taste in music, too. I despise Colby. Doesn't really know much about music. No. Owen. Name of a public place where you might see quarreling lovers make a scene. Restaurant. Great answer.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Good answer. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh. Zod is in it. Here we go. Name an Olympic event that has a judge. Gymnastics.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah. Good answer. Good answer. Thosenastics. Yeah. Good answer. Good answer. Those are not easy words. At the Academy Awards in Asheville, she yelled, someone stole my seat. Seat. Seat.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Look. It's a word, right? It's look. Name an occupation a woman might have that starts with a D. Well, not that one. Definitely not that one. Daybesitter. Durse.
Starting point is 00:54:10 What the fuck's a durse? Deer leader. Dibrarian. A day at home dother. In a public place. What? Oh, we lost. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:26 What is it? Oh, we lost. Yeah. What is it? Oh, doctor. Shit. No. I forgot about doctor. Who the fuck did they serve? That's a trick question. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:37 The doctor is the woman. The doctor is the mother. It's like the horse named Friday. Yeah. The horse is named Friday. That's unbelievable. Yeah. This just doesn't count.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Brandon, you like that? $5.50. May I have you? Hey, a quick question before I leave. Polite enough to use the word may, but yeah, I want you. May I have you?
Starting point is 00:54:59 I want that. This is my last one, then I gotta go. And then we're gonna play five to six more. Yeah, well, you gotta get a fifth. We gotta get a fifth. Alright, here we go. Let's play. Who's up?
Starting point is 00:55:12 You? Me. Nick? Yeah. Sure. Guys, let's finish with the best one. Easy opponent, easy opponent. Please.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Uh-oh. Please. His name is like what you do to a book. Please read. What is it, bad? Doctor. What? What? Name a musical instrument that? Read. What is bad? Doctor. What? What?
Starting point is 00:55:26 Name a musical instrument that sounds like a person with diatuba. Oh, good one. Good answer. Yeah. So what else? Go. Come on. Drum.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Fuck. Trumpets. Damn, he's gassy as fuck. Yeah, that's a great answer. Trumpets Yeah that's a great answer Trumpets That's a very obvious answer Yes Horn
Starting point is 00:55:48 Horn French horn You can't just say horn can you Trombone Trombone great answer I still can't believe doctor I actually His name a brass instrument
Starting point is 00:55:57 Yeah It's fucking xylophone It's gotta be xylophone It's gotta be xylophone A deer leader A durse A douse Oh fuck Oboe The number two is He's out of the phone. A deer leader. A durse. A douse. Oh, fuck an oboe.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Oboe is high. The number two is oboe. I was leaving oboe for you guys. What does an oboe sound like? It's oboe. I was leaving oboe for you guys. Yeah, yeah. It was nice of you.
Starting point is 00:56:13 All right. Who's up? Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon still laughs about the woman profession. Loves it.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Give me another word for desire. Want. W-A-N-T. Right? Yeah. Want. W-A-N-T. Right? Yeah. Lust. Good answer. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Street car. Or yearn. Yearn. Yearn. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No, no. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:56:38 There we go. What are you doing? Oh, no. Oh, no. You get you a wing. Owen. Owen. Owen, another word for desire?
Starting point is 00:56:47 Sorry. What was that? Need. Yes. Need, yeah. How's that? Strive? Strive?
Starting point is 00:56:59 No, that's not. No, that's not. That's not. That's not. Okay. I don't know, boys. Pass. Chat.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Chat, chat, chat, chat. Chat's saying have. Okay, say it. Why? KB. Why? Passion? No, pass.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Pass. Pass. Pass. What could be three? Crave? Yeah. Passion? Passion?
Starting point is 00:57:23 I said it. Damn it! Count that on my record, Steven. What did Frank just do? He just came in. We all very obviously said, no, no, no, no, no, please no, Frank, no. And then he said, okay, I'll leave.
Starting point is 00:57:38 This is you, Dan. Oh, name something that has a face. A person. Good answer. Okay, well, There's not many more. Animal? God damn it.
Starting point is 00:57:50 Go ahead. Animal face. Show me animal face. I have a couple answers. I'm trying to think which is less dumb. How is person not number one? Money. Money has a face. What?
Starting point is 00:58:07 Bills and coins. Baseball has a face. I was going to say brand. Watch? Oh, yeah. That's good. A building. Building. Building.
Starting point is 00:58:21 A face, doesn't it? I don't know. Mountain? Mountain. A face, doesn't it? I don't know Mountain Nick cheated for me It's a team game A mountain face? Isn't that a clip face? You know the rap song All My Friends Are Dead
Starting point is 00:58:38 Is about money? What? Oh yes, of course Mask More people said clock This is agenda I thought it was an old person who wrote that song I thought it was a Louisiana night
Starting point is 00:58:50 Like all my friends are dead Yeah We have a very very close match going Alright come on let's go Here we go I'm up Name something that should never be left alone A baby
Starting point is 00:59:04 Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Can. Oh, fuck. No, no, no. Name a food that's deep fried. Let's go chicken.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Good answer. Brandon, your mind is on the wheels. We surveyed 100 women. Name something you can do better than your mother could. Cook. Oh, fuck. Oh, what? That's awful.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Read is the answer. Name a place where some people prefer to sit in the back. A bus. Oh, no. That's a good answer. Not my experience. Name an animal that people use for transport. A horse.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Yeah. That's a great answer. Horse is like your best bet. Horse is like 50% of the answer. Great answer, Owen. Fucking clinic. Oh, I thought... There it is.
Starting point is 00:59:47 All right. Two for two. Fuck. My bad. My bad. Yo! Three for three. No!
Starting point is 00:59:54 A movie. What? Aw. Damn. Oh, damn. Wait, do we have a high score? Do we have our high score? I don't want to sit back.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Nobody wants to sit in the back of a bus. What? Back of the bus is where the cool kids to sit in the back of a bus. What? Back of the bus is where the cool kids sit. Spark the whole movement. Fuck. People died. Well, that was my fault. Blake's not here yet.
Starting point is 01:00:14 I mean, he's not. Come on. Huge change in the standings. Everyone's improved. Everyone's averaging 60 or above. Good. Good. High score, which is Owen, is averaging 79.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Brandon's in second with 77. Oh, good. Yeah. Whoa. Owen gets to go first a lot, too. He does. Just saying. No, you've gotten gone first more than anybody.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Yeah, that doesn't help him at all either. All right, I got to go. Oh, actually, because we're going to be on YouTube, so I don't want to tell everyone to go. Fuck. All right. I got to go. Actually, because we're going to be on YouTube, so I don't want to tell everyone to go. Fuck. All right. I got to go. You have to go, too?
Starting point is 01:00:51 Yeah, we should just go. All of us? I don't know, because this thing's on YouTube. How long are we going to have five? It's like competing YouTubes. What's up, Che? And it's an advertising thing. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:05 So I guess maybe we just give the final standings. All right, let's just... We'll pick it up tomorrow. We always have tomorrow. Let's play tomorrow. As long as there's only five of us. Oh, we could play on Thursdays now, too. Why?
Starting point is 01:01:16 Because Tank's out? Yeah. Okay. Wait, he's not, though. We have to do a Supreme Court. We have to do the Supreme Court four weeks from now. I've compiled evidence. I have, too. Me, too. All right. We'll see everyone tomorrow? Court. We have to do the Supreme Court four weeks from now. I've compiled evidence. I have too.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Me too. All right. We'll see everyone tomorrow. Yep. That was good. That was great. All right. See everyone tomorrow.
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