The Yak - Big Cat Takes On His Toughest Opponent Yet | The Yak 5-19-2022

Episode Date: May 19, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the Yak It's the Yak Yeah, it's time to sock shop We're doing Yankee pop It's the Yak Alright, it's the Yak I wanna fucking kill myself Welcome in

So tank this Thursday Damn it Sorry, buddy Where's Jerry? I don't have a phone Don't text me Okay, relax Fuck So tank this Thursday. Damn it. Sorry, buddy. Where's Jerry? I don't have a phone. Don't text me. Okay, relax. Fuck.

All three of us perfectly in frame. You couldn't possibly know the trials and tribulations I'm going through with Apple and Verizon right now, Stephen. I'm sorry I got mad there. I don't have a phone. You can't text me. I have no phone. Is this because you dropped it yes and then i went and got it i had apple care and they fucking fixed it but then they hand me my new phone i i'm holding my new phone um they're like you're you're all set go ahead so i leave i go to set it up with the icloud i sign into icloud it's two-step

authentication which they make me fucking do because they're like, oh, the Russians are going to get you. The two-step authentication goes to my phone that I can't turn on. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I'm in a maze. They put me in a maze. Like Theseus of the Prince of Athens. And then I tried to set it up.

I don't know who that is. I tried to set it up where I was like, recover. And they're like, this could take multiple days to figure out. I can't do that. Did you wipe the find my iPhone? Can I just stop? Yes, they did. What?

Don't talk to Stephen Chay about this. I don't want to talk to him. Get him away from me. He's the most person to talk to. And then Hank came down from his corporate fucking throne and just sat right next to me. He's just Jerry saw it. He's just like, hey guys I had a couple minutes to spare so I'm going to come talk to you fucking poor people.

I didn't see it. I doubt he said poor. Just say you saw it. I saw it. You sit right beside him. Thank you. I'm going to figure it out but I'm very upset right now. You got to do that. I know how to do it. Why do you do it? Hide cloud. That's exactly what he's in. No, no. I'm very upset right now. You got to do that. I know how to do it. Why do you do it? iCloud. That's exactly what he's in.

No, no. Let's hear him out. I'm stuck in the iCloud. Okay, so what's... I missed three minutes of the show. Which you were told to be here. And you do ask every time I was like, hey, come on the act. You're like, what time? Okay, I get it.

So what is slow? Slow. Not upset slow Okay alright We got time Neck hurts too I don't know why You broke your phone last night So used to looking down at your phone

Your head hasn't been that vertical in so long Fuck Yeah Okay Broke your phone last night Right How'd you do it Getting out of my car

Cleanest break ever It fell Tried to save it with my foot Missed it How'd you do it? Getting out of my car, cleanest break ever. It fell, tried to save it with my foot, missed it, just straight on concrete, the whole back's shattered. Now where are you at? So I go in today, the whole back is shattered, so you don't have to get a whole new phone. The screen is fine, everything else is fine, the cameras were fine, so they had to take my phone and put it into like a new shell. And in doing so, they're like, you're going to have to re-sign into iCloud and all that stuff. No problem. I go to get the

new phone. Takes an hour or whatever. Fine. I try to sign into iCloud. It's like two-step authentication. Correct. But it's my phone that is the second step. So you have to go on your iCloud to switch it. Sign into your iCloud and switch.

I can't. Every time I try to sign into my iCloud, they ask me to... Sorry. I'm sorry. No, maybe that will work. I don't know. Fuck. He's fine.

You can switch. It'll say you give options. Do your second option and email. All right. Okay. I'm going to go get my... Or do your second option, my cell phone number. And if this doesn't work...

Why are you doing hot coffee today, by the way? You should get a Samsung Galaxy. I'm fucking pissed. I know, but you're a cold coffee... Hey, Jerry. Does anybody know how iClouds actually work? Just stop. Steven, just stop.

Serious question. All your questions are serious, Steve. I don't. No, I don't know. Why is my volume so low? You're fine. Your headphones are low. It's the headphones. Use the pair to your left if you need better stuff.

Also, you were wearing your hoodie. Uh-huh. Oh, the hoodie over top. A new haircut? Fresh cut. That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like an in-shape Jeff Nadeau. You're having a... You're not in shape i was done by an eastern european not an eastern european barber you know no he's not actually no he's not

i'll be you have an eastern european look to you no spider does some people say i look arabic i don't know i have a little dj collet in there yeah yeah well you brandon what about me oh i don't believe in ethnicity brother i would love for you to do an ancestry test from the yak i think it'll just come back white i would i would hope for a surprise wonder bread fall to your knees i just i was where this can't be i don't know i i i have no idea i've never looked past, like, 1940, so I don't know. Okay. It's not really as big a thing in the South to be Irish or German or Italian. I don't know.

It's not as identifiable down there. We don't care as much. Oh, yeah, I get that. We only care about black and white. I didn't know what I was for the longest time. What are you? I don't know. Do you guys think Steve Jobs is still alive?

I do. Is that a thing? Is Putin dead? Actually, low-key, Billy told me low-key Putin might be dead. I heard an oligarch said he had a bad blood cancer, so he could be dead. That's leukemia. Oh, okay. The other part is I'm getting text messages on like one group text still, but nothing else.

Oh, to your computer? Yeah. So sign in from your computer. Where? iCloud. iCloud. Go to your iCloud on your computer. Where?

www.icloud.com maybe? Yeah, probably icloud.com. What are you, where am I going? iCloud.com. Sign in. iCloud.com. You? Yeah, probably icloud.com. What are you... Where am I going? iCloud.com. Sign in... iCloud.com, you're right, actually. Okay, so sign... Wow, Jerry, good job.

We're one for one. Sign in there. We can talk about other things. Do you know your Apple ID and everything? Yes. Okay, all right. After you're in, go to your settings. Okay, wait.

You're kind of saying it in a condescending way. No, I know what I'm doing. Okay. Could you be as condescending? Hey, listen. I stole a of saying it in a condescending way. No, I know what I'm doing. Okay. Could you be as condescending? Hey, listen. I stole a lot of phones in my day. Yeah? Two-factor authentication.

Relax. Go to your settings. I can't. There's two-factor authentication. I can't get into the iCloud without the second factor, which is the phone, which doesn't work. They have me by the balls. they have me in a maze i actually not to be dramatic but i hope i just die it would be easier if you died it would be so much easier i'd rather do that i think about that all the time and i also am hungry because i didn't eat

because i can't get on my phone and i didn't have it like i'm i'm in they got me in the torture chamber jerry so there's nothing i can do this did happen to me a couple months ago yeah didn't They got me in the torture chamber, Jerry. There's nothing I can do. This did happen to me a couple months ago. Yeah, didn't get verification code. Okay. And then text me. This is the one where they say, hey, you're not going to have a phone for the next fucking six weeks, you scumbag.

I have a feeling it might. Enter the phone number that you want to use with your Apple ID. I would, just me, I would use a different phone number. Okay, alright, so let's use your phone number. Say it out loud. 9-7-9. Type it in.

This is how Jerry steals everything from me. Where did you steal phones? What was the best place to get phones? Yeah, we need to hear this story. No, it says this is incorrect. That's not his number. Oh, it has to match your number on the...

Yeah. Why don't we trust in Jerry? Wait, I have an idea. This did happen to me a few months ago. All right, what's your idea? We got to ask. Where do you watch your porn? What?

Answer the question, man. Answer the goddamn question. On my phone sometimes? On my computer sometimes? You don't have an iPad? No. Oh, okay, the answer is the iPad. You gotta go to your iPad

and then that's probably it. Do you watch porn on your iPad? Yes. Do you have like a kickstand for it? Yeah. Oh, God. Jerry, wait, wait, wait. Jerry, are you done? No.

Oh, he's not done. Jerry's going to the dark webs. I wish we had that iPad thing on Jeopardy. Did you? The iPad. What is it? Best accessory for beating off. So, did you buy the kickstand so you could beat off? Not 100%, but

70%. Okay. Yes. Yes, definitely. If your wife said, why did you buy that kickstand? What do you say? I got it before. This is an old iPad.

It's like one of the. Wait. You have a pre-wife iPad? I do, yeah. Holy shit. 2012, I think. Dan, I know it. Or 2011.

I know what to do. What? You have your old phone with you? I have like two. I tried that, Or 2011. I know what to do. What? You have your old phone with you? I have like two. I tried that and it was from like five years ago and it doesn't have anything. It can't. I have to sign back. They got me out of the iCloud.

I'm never getting back in. No, you're locked out. Ever. Congrats on the Android, bitch. You know what's messed up too? Yeah. The iCloud backup. I'm texting Ted Easton right now.

I'm going to lose everything my whole life. All my kids' pictures. Fuck you, Apple. Look what you've done. I can't wait for your tweets to say sent from a Samsung Galaxy. You just go back to the store or you talk to another guy. You think they're going to let me in? I'm going to let you in.

I'll try to make... You guys talk about something else. I'm going to try to make a... Let's call Apple right now. Yeah, call Apple. But they're going to make to make a... Let's call Apple right now. Yeah, call Apple. But they're going to make me get a lot of personal information. That's fine. Yeah.

I guess so. Maybe Jerry can talk to him? Yeah, I can talk to him. All right. Yeah, just feel him out. Jerry will talk to him. Don't say... You don't say...

Just say... Explain the situation. But wait. He's not going to be able to talk to him until he goes like through eight factors of information. I know exactly what you say. Hey, listen, my phone. You don't talk to him until you give him like eight things. Just say you're not too keen on giving information. Yeah, I know. You're not going to tell that to the robot?

It's fine to not be, yeah, you shouldn't be keen to a robot. Anyone in the chat have anything that can help me out, TJ? I have an idea. Oh, God. The first person that DMed me said to have Big Cat text himself during the process. He doesn't have a phone. I don't have a phone. I can't.

That is the rub. I do not have a phone that is on in my pocket. Oh, okay. But you don't get the message on there. Do you have the SIM card in that phone? There was no SIM card. What? Can I take a look?

There's a SIM card in the house. No, it was a digital SIM card. What? Yeah. Because if you took that SIM card and put it in another phone. The Zoolander scene. I don There's a SIM card in my house. No, it was a digital SIM card. What? Yeah. Because if you took that SIM card and put it in another phone. The Zoolander scene. I don't have a SIM card. Yeah.

He even pulled it out. It was empty. He's like, ooh, digital SIM card. I was like, what the fuck does that mean, dude? What service provider do you have? Verizon. So I got to call Verizon, you think? I don't know.

This isn't a Verizon problem. Because if you put. This is a Verizon problem. No, Apple. It's an Apple problem. I have T-Mobile. If you put my SIM card in another phone, then that phone would have the number and could sign in. But you don't have a SIM card.

God damn it. They've got me. They finally took me down. This is the end of you. Someone's behind this. They finally figured it out. We need a genius bar person. Yeah, there's got to be a genius bar fucking yet.

Someone in a genius bar somewhere is watching the yak. Please, please help. I don't want this somewhere is watching the yak. Please help. I don't want this to be the whole show. I'm just very upset. I'd like it to be the whole show. I'm just very upset. Let's flesh this out. I'm in a maze. What? What do you got? In my contacts it says Apple Incorporated. Okay, give it a call.

Yeah, it's built in to the iPhone. I didn't know that. A backup could be these cell phone repair shops. I think they're called CPR. That's short for cell phone repair shop. Yeah. Cell phone repair. Yeah.

So, like, I'm sure they run into this all the time. All the time. That's what they do. Yeah. Two-step authentication. They shame you into using it because they're like, you're going to get hacked. And then when you use it, it goes against you. It fucks you.

It's bullshit. It really is bullshit. I would rather be hacked. This is bullshit. Two-step authentication. Fuck them. Oh, okay. What?

I looked it up and it says, what do I do if I don't have the old phone? And it says you can't get in. Oh. Why didn't we think of looking it up? You can never get in? No. Wait, no, no. You're looking that that up that's what the first response was you just never get back you can't get it yeah it's over i'm lost so many pictures fuck you up i will i will i will burn apple to

the ground i think you can get back in no i will this will be a revenge tour. I think Big Cat can do it. It's my dog's birthday today. Oh, my God. She's 11. She's going to die soon. I don't have any pictures because of Apple. Let me see the laptop. I think you'll eventually get in your iCloud, though. You'll eventually get in your iCloud.

I don't think so. I think I'm out forever. Yeah, I think you're just out of the club. I think I'm literally never getting back in my iCloud. Somebody's got to know out there. No no you just don't have a phone anymore and you know what you got a whoop it might be for the best messaging on your i on your mac i thought yes i thought i did but it doesn't nothing's going through right now nothing nothing there's one errant. You want to hear the ultimate punishment, boys? Yeah, I do. Pretty bad.

There are no messages going through on my iMessage on my computer right now. Oh, yeah. Okay, hold on, hold on. So what I need, what does it say? I'm out? It's going through green. Oh. You're green now.

Yeah, right, right, because I don't have anything. Nothing's on right now the only text message group that is going through is uh like the majority of my friends on a bachelor party that i couldn't attend because of rough and rowdy that's all i'm seeing right now so they're planning on having fun i'm only seeing like hey this is awesome we're getting drunk it's it's noon on a on a Thursday. And I'm out. Someone tortures me. What do I do? I'm looking into it.

Verizon's not going to be able to help you. Verizon can turn the phone on, right? We should also spend the wheel now while you're maxed anger. That's true. If I get wet, I'm fucking losing. This is going to really fuck you up. You get a wedgie? I'm green.

Things aren't turning up you today. No, this is a bad day, a sad day. And this all goes back to my, I mean, I can't say that I don't deserve a little bit of it because I am a no case guy. I just didn't think this was gonna happen. You're also brazenly no case. Question?

And I would like to say real quick, for the people who are like, oh, that's because you have money, I go check the time stamps. I wrote that blog in like 2013. I did not have money, and I was still no case then. I'd walk around with just a shattered iPhone, and it was thrilling. I got it. Yeah. Where's the new phone?

In my hand. Give it to me. Okay. Yeah, flip it. Your confidence is. Give it to me. Okay. Yeah, flip it. Your confidence is wild right now. Okay. Okay. Here we go.

I think he's right. I'm going to do this. What are the chances Jerry's right here? Are you just going to log in on there? That's what he's doing. He's looking at it like he's never seen a phone. I don't think so, Jerry. You're not signed into your iCloud here.

That's the fucking point. Jerry, I can't get into the iCloud. I'm stuck out of the cloud. No, you're stuck in a loop. Jerry, where did you steal phones from? High school backpacks. Yeah? Yeah.

What did you do with them? Did you sell them? Yeah, tell us. Walk us through this. This is a good story. Fucking scrap it. Were you in high school at the time, or did you go to the high school? No, I was in high school, yeah.

Gym class. Yeah. And so how many did you steal? I don't know. Not like 20, maybe like six, five, six. Why did you say? I don't know. Not like 20. Maybe like 6. 5, 6. Why did you say it like that? Was that to just anchor us to be like,

oh, that's not that bad? You're like, no, I didn't steal 100 of them. It also makes it seem like it is 20. I didn't kill like 20 people. It's like 4 or 5. I have something. So go to the iCloud website again.

Okay. iCloud.com. W-W-W. Okay. And enter your Apple ID and password. Okay. Okay. Okay.

And then when it says 2FA. Yeah. Do the didn't get code. Didn't get code. And then more options. This is the one, though, they say that I won't be back for days. Okay. And now it says enter the phone number that you use with your Apple ID.

So enter your phone. Okay. And then there's an option for don't have access after you enter your phone. Okay. Yeah, this is the scary part, TJ. Oh, and then continue anyway? It says you can try signing in again later when you do have access. Otherwise, you can update your phone number after you verify your identity. That seems fine. Okay, don't have access to your...

Okay. This is where it's scary It may be several days or more Before you're able to Update your phone number There it is That'll fuck you That's scary Yeah

Right like I can't do that I mean what do you really need a phone for What's your options Ruffin Rowdy's tomorrow I think Oh shit Yeah I mean If that's the option

I would do that and then Like get another phone Between now and then. Be a two-phone guy for the weekend. I got it. I got it. Okay, all right. All right, Jerry.

I love Jerry's confidence every time. What were you going to do? There might be a burner phone. You might have to burner phone it for the week, like get a second phone number to verify. He does, but I don't think you can. What are you going to do? Why did that one go over there? I don't know. He came over here to help me. I'm seeing think you can. What are you going to do? Why did that one go over there? I don't know.

He came over here to help me. So I'm seeing something over here. Try go to iforgot.apple.com. Oh, that sounds. I'm there. I'm there. No, I'm there right now. All right.

So it says you enter. I think this is going to, unfortunately, Zai, lead me right back. The same joint? All right. No, no. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. The same joint? All right. No, no, maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not.

Let's give it a try. Yeah, and then just follow the... Yeah, now it's going to lead me to the same shit. They keep... Oh, there we go. Look at this. Oh, hell yeah. Burner.

Bang. Bang. Done. That is pretty nice Whose phone numbers Are in here Anyone Nah I don't think so Who called you

Um Where's Kyle Sick Oh no Sick as a dog Oh Alright well What else do you guys

Want to talk about I don't want to Like I said I don't want to Take the whole show I'm sorry I think if we did Take the whole show

We'd be able to do it. Yeah, that might be true. You might be right. You can still sign into Twitter and use the... You just don't have your contacts, right? No, you can't do it. You can't get on the phone, right? I can sign into Twitter on my computer.

You can't do it on the phone without iCloud? When you just sign in from scratch? You can't get into the phone at all. Does everyone... I think we need to reset. Does everyone... I do have an Apple Watch. I think there need to reset. I do have an Apple Watch. I think there's something

with Apple Watch. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Give it to me. I don't know. Everyone's just screaming Apple Watch. Apple Watch. What do you do

with the Apple Watch, chat? What do you do with the Apple Watch? Thank you, chat. If chat saves me, I'll fucking kiss them forever. They could be lying. They could absolutely be lying lying wait thanks chat i just i'm losing it should be the ipad thing like it's an extra device the porn pad yes okay have you ever done anything else on that ipad

your other apple somebody else use that ipad that's a yes? Yes. Wow. You could get the code on the... I don't understand how... Yeah, I can't, though. It's not sending it to this. Apple Watch? Yeah, it's not sending it to this. Because the Apple Watch, I think, is signed in with the phone, and the phone's not on. You shouldn't have to

two-factor authenticate your watch. So if you can somehow get to that screen again where it's like, pick a different device. Like, I was able to pick a different device and I picked my iPad. If you can pick a different device and pick your phone That's a good point. Right. How do I sign in Wi-Fi on my Apple Watch?

Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Shit. We need a tech guy to get you a Wi-Fi password. Yeah, I know the Wi-Fi password here, I just don't know how to sign in. Settings, then go to Wi-Fi. I don't know how to sign in settings then go to wifi I don't know where the settings are this fucking thing is so small can you surf the net on your Apple watch

do you use the watch at all I do it's actually really good what did you say can you surf the net on your Apple watch Steven no do not watch porn on your Apple watch Steven watch porn on your Apple watch I don't have an Apple watch yeah if you could watch porn on it you would start watching porn on your Apple Watch. Stephen, watch porn on your Apple Watch. I don't have an Apple Watch, but...

Yeah, if you could watch porn on it, you would start watching porn on it. The thing is, you could just have it around as you're jerking off. I can't believe I'm only getting text messages from one group text. I think there's a business right there. A screen that goes right there in your hand? Near your hand?

No, you gotta go offhand. Did you see that there's like flashlight attachments for iPads? Like a case that has a pussy on it? That's too much. No. To each their own. Isn't that right, Za?

Damn right. The show sucks right now. I'm sorry. No, spin the wheel. It's the best show we've ever done. Spin the wheel. Fuck. No, you're just like everybody else.

You, uh... No, you have issues. Your life's not perfect. I can't believe you broke the back of your phone, though. You got iTunes on your Mac? Who uses iTunes? Just asking a question. All right.

Yes, maybe. What's that noise? I'll Just asking a question. All right. Yes, maybe. What's that noise? I'll wait for a response. No, I don't. All right. That option is dead. All right. Okay.

You think that was the road we were going to go? We were going to go down? By any means. Listen, I've been in this spot before, and one of the fixes was go through iTunes. Really? Yeah. So he's right. I think you're just going to have to go into an Apple store is there anyone else who's saying anything? I think I'm going to have to go back to the Apple store let's do spy cam to the Apple store

I think you are rich enough to just go pull one of those guys from Apple out of there and just tell them to come here and fix it beat the fuck out of them? no, have them fix the problem what, I haven't fixed the problem. But if he doesn't fix the problem, let's go get our own Apple guy. And he's dead.

I think Apple is so fucking secure that they like I'll go there and they'll be like, yep, sorry. Yeah. Your own fault. I mean, we don't have to beat 20 of them. We could beat six. I think individual stores will want the clout and they'll they'll try to they'll try to accommodate you.

I don't think so. We're in a torture chamber. They wouldn't unlock a murderer's phone. Right, exactly. No, that's actually true, right? Who was that? I don't know. It was in California, wasn't it?

It was to solve a murder case, and they wouldn't unlock the phone? I need to get support. Tell Big Cat he has to call Verizon to activate his old number on his new phone so he can get texts. Verizon. I think that might be correct. All right. Hold on. What?

Why? That sounds pretty good. I mean, that sounds the problem there. Someone also suggested plugging your phone into the Mac and then it'll work. I tried that. All right. I'm going to try to call Verizon out there. You guys talk.

Because this would be good. The show sucks unless I get it fixed. All right. I'm going to try to call Verizon out there. You guys talk because this would be good. The show sucks unless I get it fixed. I go get it fixed. Go get it fixed. We'll get it fixed. Use the burner. You've always said the show needs less big cat. TJ, spin the wheel.

Yeah. Eat the chicken. I really am. I can't say it in front of big cat because I don't remember how to do it, but this happened to me. I think it happened to me. Like eight months ago. What happened? This exact loop. I don't know.

I got out of it somehow. Nobody ever remembers the fix when they get out of it. You're just so happy to get out of it, you just move on. Do you think this will persuade him to get a case? No. Okay. No, I think. I feel like every time you get a new phone, there's always a problem.

Also, you're fucking rich. Just go buy your way out of the problem somehow. Big Cat shouldn't have problems. He shouldn't have problems. He can't have problems. He shouldn't have things handed to him that still need to be set up. Things should just be ready to go. This is all bullshit.

He's trying to live a life that he's graduated from. Or still needs their own cell phone. That's the problem. Yeah, just like our bites. Just like our bites. Those are delicious. Yeah. Can you still get those?

They're collector's items. Okay. Part of my cheesesteak available now. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Still want... I like the Mr. Beast Burger. I wanted three stacks of High Society from Nate.

$30,000. $30,000 what? Three stacks of High Society. $30,000. $30,000 what? Three stacks of high society. $30,000. Those Nate's chips on the barstool bites. They were expensive. That's why nobody ever bought them.

Jerry, what would your menu item be? Like for the bites thing? Yeah. Fuck, man. Honestly, I do bacon-wrapped scallops. Nice. I mean, I think seafood doesn't travel well, though.

No, not really. No, that's fine. What would you call it? Jerry's? I was going to say what I'm in the process of doing now, but I think Erica said I can't say it yet. What are you doing right now? Well, right now I'm trying to do this thing with this Jersey Jerry's burgers.

I'm really close. I can't really say any more. That's Lenny's thing, burgers. Is it? Yeah, but you might be better at it. Yeah, probably. Lenny tastes them. You make your.

Yeah, no, I'm in the process of meeting with guys in the meat packing district. There's only one guy left there. They actually pack meat in the meat packing district? Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was just a name. No, no, dude. It's one guy left.

That's all there is from the original in the 50s. DJ, please, for the love of God, spin the wheel. All right. That wheel's wet. There we go. Wet. Dan, order some food. Dan.

It's got to be Chicken 375, right? Yeah. All right, now we have to have a wheel to see who orders the food. We can't afford it. I can't. We can't. We have to pick the food first with the wheel. Yeah, but we're going to have to pick who pays.

Why don't it be whoever it lands on, whoever's food it was? I mean, the show's not going swimmingly. Let's do both wheels. We'll have to do a food wheel to see who pays for the food. All right. Is he on the burner phone? Yeah. That's great.

I didn't think it was real. I thought it was just a little prize. No, no. I pay for that. Is it like $20 a month? Is that $9 a month? $9. $9 a month.

$9 a month? Oh, I got to get one. Unlimited. Everything. Unlimited. Mm-hmm. Pretty cool. Yeah. Pretty cool. Yeah.

All right. So now we're getting food. We're eating. We need somebody to pay for it, and then we need to find out what to eat, right? That's right. So let's do the- Well, here's the thing. You were the one that just got a new deal, and you've been vocal about it.

I don't think that's true at all. You have. You came in. You're like, I bought my mom's mortgage. I got my wife a Cadillac. First been vocal about it. I don't think that's true at all. You have. You came in, you're like, I bought my mom's mortgage, I got my wife a Cadillac. First of all, it wasn't a Cadillac. It's a Lexus. So the mortgage is real.

Nope. It's a BMW? Is it a Mazda? Wait, did you get her a Ford Scion? I didn't get her a Ford Scion, okay? I didn't get her a Ford Scion. I got my wife a nice car. Yeah, but didn't you have to pay extra

to get the airbags taken out? Because she's got two fucking big ones right here. Isn't that right? No, we kept the airbags in. Yeah. All right, you're right. Airbag on airbag. That's not going to work.

It's not going to work. No, no, we got it. You're going to negate it. I mean, you're putting her in danger. All right, all right, all right. Let's just do the food wheel. I got it. It's a BMW? Mercedes. It's a Benz. It's a Beamer. It's a Benz. It's just do the food wheel. I got it. It's a BMW?

Mercedes. It's a Benz. It's a Beamer. It's a Benz. It's a Benz. Wow. All right. All right.

Let's go. The food wheel. Let's see what we're eating. We have to replace spiced chicken with something. Jerry, give us a food to order. Burgers, no? Show him the wheel so he sees what the other options are. I don't know what it is.

Yeah. Birthday cake, pint of ice cream, jollof rice, barbecue, spiced chicken, orange chicken, bond me, no meat. Can I just, can I take a, I'm taking that off. No, no, no, no. That's bullshit. Maybe he's on the logo. It'd be hilarious.

He's not here. Yeah, he's sick and we're going to take his item off. And we're going to eat his item when he's not here. He earned that sliver of the wheel. Just do ice cream. Yeah. We have pint of ice cream. We have pint of ice cream. Oh, you do? Okay. You want just ice cream. Itiver of the wheel. Just do ice cream. We have a pint of ice cream.

You want just ice cream. It's down the street. They have other stuff too, like toppings. Alright, let's do sandwich. Sandwich? Sandwiches. That's actually a good choice. One sandwich for all of us. Yeah. All right, sandwiches. I like that. That's actually a good choice.

Now he says sandwich. One sandwich for all of us? Yeah. Sandwiches. Oh, no, no. It's a party sub. Okay. Can you order that on just Uber Eats?

I guess you can. I hope so. I want to be carrying it like a fucking bazooka. All right, so this is a one-pick wheel, right? Yeah. All right, spin it. Have you ever limboed using a party sub? No.

Great. Hey, this is a good fucking day. We're getting tacos, boys. It's a good fucking day. All right, you guys talk. Now I'm going to order the food. This is some Tacombi. I thought it was Dos Toros or something.

Dos Toros is good, too. Burrito's not a taco, right? Burrito's not a taco Dos Toros is good, too. Burrito's not a taco, right? Burrito's not a taco. All right. Sorry, man. Sorry. It's an order of like 20 tacos.

None of us are going to Rough and Rowdy, right? No, we're not talented enough. That's right. No, it's in... Where is it? Wheeling? Yeah. You ever been to Wheeling, Jerry? No.

Oh, I was going to say, if you'd been there, we should send you. Yeah, no, I've never been. I'm familiar with the area. Nick has. He grew up there. Really? Yeah. Born and raised.

Kyle can't say that. You know, Nick was a Steelers fan here until you came in and stole it from him. He didn't steal it from me. I'm happy. He's a Steelers fan, too. We all come together. Stole it from him. No.

No, he didn't. Do I want to go to Tacos Grand Central? Pressure off me. He's a Steelers fan too. We all come together. No, we didn't. Do I want to go to Tacos Grand Central? Pressure off me. Or La Barilla de Res Tacos. La Bira. Is La Bira a taco? Yeah. Very good.

You're an inhaling whistler? Yeah. I'll be. I can't whistle. Really? Yeah. That's a cool one. What was that?

That's a pretty easy deduction. Mm-hmm. It's, uh, yeah, that was me. Boys, bird dogs have completely changed the game. Isn't that right, Owen? Mm-hmm. Bird dogs, shorts, pants, joggers made from the finest high-quality material and come built with built-in liners that cradle your stovepipe for all-day comfort.

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Hell yeah. All right, I'm going to take, I'm going to buy five sets of four tacos. Is 20 enough tacos? Yes. Yeah, it should be plenty. Let's do a sporkle quiz. What's that? Yeah, let's do a sporkle quiz.

DJ, you mind? Yeah, what are we sporking? Well, what are we sporking today? Let's see what's hot. Let's see what's trending. Yeah, let's see what's hot. All right, I'm just trying to order. Let's do 1,000-yard NFL rushers order let's do a thousand yard nfl rushers

yeah thousand yard nfl rushers we're doing things now and then steven shay left for ria's like roast i don't know why i thought of that okay um if you if you guys i have to order the fucking food. I can't talk. I can't carry the fucking show right now. Like Big Cat. I'm not, I know that you guys think I am Big Cat. I know that I'm just as talented and just as much money. Yeah. But I'm fucking not.

All right? Yeah. No. That's fine. That's okay. I'll talk. Sorry. Not a huge deal.

Oh, God damn. That's really small that thousand yard rush was forever blue can we uh command plus that maybe we just work down the list we'll all go down the aisle you don't get it you're out what is this oh that's how many okay i see that's how many. Okay, I see. That's how many times they've rushed for 1,000 yards. That's right.

Okay, all right, fair enough. So somebody that had 11. All right, that's Emmitt Smith. Yeah. That's Curtis Martin. Yep. Just Martin. Just Martin.

Smartin. That's Walter Payton. Payton. Nope. P-A? Mm-hmm. smarten uh that's walter payton payton oh he a sanders all right sorry i no no no you're good d 2016 is that edgar james frank gore no is that gore in 2016 yes wow holy shit oh yeah it makes sense. St. Louis, Pittsburgh. Is that Jerome Bettis? Oh, one.

Yep. That's Tony Dorsett. D-O-R-S-E-T-T. That's Harris. Yeah. Yep. St. Louis, 2012. That's Steven Jackson.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He was great. He was awesome. He was fun to use in Madden. That's Peterson. Yep. Is this good at all?

No, that's Thurman Thomas. Thomas. Oh, is this the most recent year? Oh. So the number is the amount of times they did it for? Yep. That's Brown. That's Dickerson.'s dylan ah damn brandon oh d-i-l-l that's uh falk brandon george hey george yeah wow all right scroll down a little bit this is

probably not great radio this is is actually awful. Yeah. Sorry, everybody. Louis. Shut up, Stephen Che. Let him get one. All right. That's Maurice Jones Drew. That's Fred Taylor.

Oops. I don't even know who Thomas Jones is. Chicago Bears. I wonder. That's... That's good, Philly. T. Waters? That's Waters. God damn it two t's

why did i give something that you'd be good at because i'm good at every fucking thing how you're not that's uh morris m-o-r-r-i-uh. It's Anderson. Yeah. Giants. Barber. He rides the NJ Transit with me. No way.

You see him? See him sometimes, yes. Green. Johnson. Dude. Did you do this recently? No. It's Lynch.

Yeah. Probably pissed I took that one from you, huh? Kind of, a little bit. Maybe you shut the fuck up. No. Somebody give me that one. Let's do something more exciting. McCoy.

Yeah. Sean McCoy. Yep. Well, now we're in. Now we're just in. No. Portis. Gotta be honest, I don't think we are.

Alexander. Okay. Yeah, we're in. I can't order the food until this stops I'm locked in Campbell fuck somebody stop it Charles Ever Bay Atlanta Done somebody exit out

Forte Yes Hampton Alright I know people probably think you're acting. I'm not looking. Your ego won't allow you to have a question unsaid. It's unbelievable.

I have to order the food. You have to? 31%. Look at that. That was pretty good. 15 below average. No, I had to stop and order the food, I had to stop and order the food. I had to stop and order the food.

You almost have an average F level of NFL knowledge. Now, see, y'all know that actually does bother me. Yeah, it does. Okay, all right. And you're probably going to have to put out your score after this. You're going to do it as soon as you get back to your computer. I'm going to get some shrimp tacos, too. What?

Oh, that's a good one. I had shrimp for the first time like last month is that for real yeah what'd you think first time ever ever yeah somebody if i had never eaten shrimp and then i ate shrimp i'll be like i don't know yeah fine like and i don't get the point of people people who say they like oysters are liars i love oh oysters. Oh, you don't. Oh, you don't. You overload them with horseradish and fucking hot sauce. You're saying two different things. You have to shoot them fucking back.

You're saying two things. I don't like raw oysters, but I love fried oysters. I love oysters Rockefeller. No, but that's... Anything fried tastes the same. You can't even taste an oyster and it's a Rockefeller. I enjoy raw oysters. People don't like oysters. I love oysters.

No, they like horseradish, they like hot sauce, and they just shoot them back. You know what, Nick? You might be right. You know what I enjoy the most? Taking pictures of the oysters. There it is. Yep, you get that plate out there. With the ice on it.

They are a good-looking food. No, they're not. They look like fucking loogies. But when they're dressed up. It's an activity. That's what it is. It's an activity. That's what it is. It's an activity. It's the same as a hookah bar.

I think the slurp is more important than the cider vinegar. He's going to have a lot of drug addicts calling that phone. Yeah? Yeah, I give it up. I was going to say, Jerry, with what you. Are you a sponsor? No, I'm a sponsor. What you've accomplished in your life and beaten in your life,

is a burner phone the best play for you? Dude, I give that phone to frigging people who are struggling. They want advice and stuff. Fair enough. That's all right. That's why I got it. That makes sense. Also, flip phones just feel awesome.

Dude, frigging when I have that on my hip and I got the fucking dad shoes, it's over. Yeah. The Monarch. You have the holster for it? Yes. Hell yeah. My first cell phone was the Motorola Sliver. my hip and i got the fucking dad shoes it's over yeah the monarch of the holster for it yes hell yeah my first cell phone was the motorola sliver first phone with itunes what was the first phone i had i had the nokia no the engage oh you didn't that was for gamers only bitch now you were an engage game and you're probably fiddling around with an iToy on PS2.

They don't make the next times anymore, right? I figured you would. That's about the timeline. You guys remember the Juke boxes? The phone that was as big as a Juicy Fruit? No, I don't remember those. Was that just called the Juke? Or no?

No, you're right. The Juke was the one that flipped out. Juke flipped out. Yeah, that was cool. I had the Sidekick. Sidekicks were great. My dad had the OG one and then he passed it on to me for my second phone or whatever.

I always wanted a Razor, but I never could afford one. I had a Razor. Couldn't afford a Razor? I couldn't afford much. They were handing those things out. What was a Razor? What was it like? Was it good? Was it a good phone to have? Yeah, I mean, I've had it before. I think I got it for Christmas one year. I think Razors were expensive before iPhones, right?

Yeah, they were. They were expensive. Then it was a quick bottom. Oh, it fell off quick, yeah. Yeah. Because they became cheap. iPhones showed up and just immediately, immediately like Babe Ruth, everybody out of the league.

People held on to Blackberries. Yeah. The Blackberry Pearl. That was a good time for tech when everybody had different phones. Yeah. It was a talking point. The world doesn't have talking points anymore. Now we got Dan out there.

All you can do is talk about fucking oysters or do a sporkle quiz. Or really. Or like pretend that your iCloud's not working. Yeah. I have a feeling he's going to shatter that phone. He's really running with it. That one? He's going to snap it in half?

Yeah. I don't think you can shatter that phone, Jerry. Oh, yeah. You can snap her. Yeah. You snap it. You got Brick Bre breaker 2 on that shit what a brick breaker on that no snake game no i don't you can go on the internet on that thing too

the first smartphone i had it had that game where you tilted the marble into the hole i thought it was the coolest thing i thought it was the the height of technology like we were done that was it we arrived who's this oh who is this? It's somebody famous, I guess. Which one? Him? Yeah. The one in front? The one followed by... Oh, that's Neve.

Is that Neve Shulman? Neve Shulman. No, Neve Shulman's supposed to be in the office today. Who's Neve Shulman? Catfish guy. That might be Neve. Nobody knows what he actually looks like. Right, exactly.

He doesn't use real photos. Being followed by... Is that Neve? Playboy Marty? Hey! No, I think somebody went in with Robbie Fox. Who was that? Who was that?

Oh, I don't know who that guy is. Oh, okay. Who are you waiting? I'm going to interview the catfish guy. That's not the catfish guy. This office had a heavy Neve vibe today. No, I'm not. So that guy... Wait, is catfish guy. This office had a heavy knee vibe today. All right. So that guy...

Wait, is catfish guy here? I've never gotten a picture with anybody in the office, but this might be my first. Uh-oh. Oh, he's pissed. Go to Erica's office. Oh, he's going to come hit one of us. Oh, boy.

I never thought we'd get to a point where people would be clamoring for Tank Thursday. No, I think it's fine just to have a casual, chill show. Where is Frank? I prepared some Cheapertie questions. Okay. Oh, Cheapertie? Give us one.

Okay, so this is double reverse Jeopardy. So Che will give us an answer, and we have to figure out what his... Okay, fuck, Jesus Christ. Che's going to give us an answer. Che's going to tell us something. We're going to try and guess how he got there. What his question is. His opinion, the question he asked himself.

For example, yesterday, he said The Color of Money. The answer was his second favorite Tom Cruise movie. That's really, really hard. Yes. That was the hardest one. It was an easier one. We get three guesses. Yesterday, he said facing backwards.

The answer was the best position to ride in a station wagon. Wow. This is tough. Probably, the question was, will I get divorced? All right. Not true. No, you're right. He said soon. Let's was, will I get divorced? All right. Not true. Yeah, no, you're right. He said soon.

Let's go with Jeopardy. So I separated them into easy, medium, and hard. Okay, let's start with an easy. Okay. Baywatch. First boner. I don't know that we're going to get a better answer than that. Sexiest movie.

It was a tv show back then uh true first one i had porn so we're gonna do three guesses two guesses yeah two guesses first boner incorrect maybe just favorite tv show ever no way okay what do you think about baywatch jerry what could this be? Fucking sex. Yeah. The show that gave you the most boners? There's the catfish guy. Oh, fuck.

He's good looking. Yeah, he's good looking. Fuck. Ah, damn. It's fucking Neve, dude. But he kind of looks like Kyle Gelling. A little bit. Who's Neve?

Neve is the catfish guy. I understand you keep saying that. What is catfish? He does Google image searches online in front of a camera. Shut the fuck up, Steve. You couldn't do it. I would love to do it. That's one of my dream jobs.

What? So he's a... He put out a documentary called Catfish. It was about him. He met a girl online. Okay, well, I thought he was from the fucking MTV show Catfish. He is. Okay, well, say that. I from the fucking MTV show Catfish. He is. Okay, well, say that.

I was giving you the brief rundown. Okay. Wait, so was that your answer? One of your dream jobs? Baywatch? Baywatch? No, no, no, no. Shit.

What else could Baywatch be? First poster he had in his college dorm. It's too early for that. Baywatch is forever. Yeah, but its moment was, yeah. Who was the guy on Baywatch? David Hasselhoff. That helping?

Hair looks purple on TV. Mine? Yeah. Uh-huh. Oh, it does a little bit. Mine? Yeah. Uh-huh. It does a little bit. Right where it's made. It's the light. Yeah, it's the light.

Right? Yeah. I don't think he actually has purple hair. It's up there. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Whatever. Give a Baywatch guess. I mean, I'm so happy my hairline doesn't recede.

Yeah. Yeah. You like the anti-mush. I didn't mean it like that. Go ahead. Stephen Chay, what is it? We don't know. What is the most underrated TV theme song?

How's it go? Some people stand in the darkness. Afraid to step into the light. That was easy. That one was easy. I like it. That was easy. That one was easy. I like it. A good song. Let's crank it up to medium.

All right. Medium. Medium, please. That was easy. Let's do it. That wasn't easy. Let's do another easy one. That wasn't easy.

That was easy. That's on us. Easy. Grape. Best. Jolly Rancher. Best Jolly Rancher. Best. Kool-Aid. Grape. Fruit juice. Grape. Best... Jolly Rancher. Best Jolly Rancher. Best...

Kool-Aid. Fruit juice. Grape. Yeah, maybe Kool-Aid. Best... Grape. Are you making... Best blunt rolls?

Maybe... It's not Gatorade. Definitely not Gatorade. He likes lemon pepino. I think Kool-Aid might be it. Although, if it is Kool-Aid, that's a crazy answer. That's easy. Maldonade is soda?

I don't think he would say soda. A corner of his mouth kind of turned up when you said that. He is a child, though. He's a little baby boy. Favorite non-Cola or lemon-lime soda? Yeah, favorite non-brown. That's our guess. Final answer.

Correct. Let's go. Yeah, that was easy. Very good, very good. What was the answer? Favorite non-Cola or lemon-lime soda? Gotcha. Nice.

I would have accepted non-Cola. Best non-Cola or lemon-lime soda. Gotcha. Nice. I would have accepted non-Cola. Best non-Cola soda. Okay. Wow. I thought maybe you'd have Sprite or something. No. Fair. Totally fair.

Sprite zero. I'm sorry, man. Perfect pairing with a tuna sandwich. I'm sorry. Stop. He said this time and time again. Tuna sandwich, Sprite zero, and a bag of chips. Yep.

Salt and pepper chips, ideally. Okay. Continue. It's like... I thought you... Ind pepper chips, ideally. Okay, continue. Individually, they're all okay together. Incredible. I thought you said grape soda paired with tuna. No, no, no. Sprayed zero. I've ordered

$182 is how much the taco was. $182? I'll Venmo you a little bit. That's too much. You're just joking. With Miss Walker cruising around in a 2022 Mercedes Benz getting so much side dick she doesn't know what to do with it.

She's going to be getting looks and they're going to be like, wait a minute. Boys, I got it. I got you, Nikki. Thank you, brother. Her husband must work so hard that he's never home. What level do you want? Let's stay at medium. We never got to medium. What level do you want? Pretty easy. Let's stay at medium. We never got to medium.

That was easy? Yeah. You disappointed? You thought you had a medium? I thought I grabbed a medium. All right. My back. What is the most frustrating place on your own body to scratch?

Maybe it's the part of the body he's most self-conscious about. I just want to say, he did say my back. He didn't just say back. Yeah. So it's specific to him and his struggle. Like what hurts after carrying the yak? The Second bar in a Kellis song. Is that Kellis? Probably.

Why? Come on. She did the milkshake song. Oh, fuck. Who is she? It was a neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack. Who sang that he loves both of those

it was like Sia was it Sia no it wasn't fucking that's like the second song after it there was a C in it there was a C in it trust me

I thought Missy Elliott did that no it wasn't Missy Elliott oh she did Milkshake my pussy and my crack my neck my back

my pussy and my crack I gotta look cell phones have ruined arguments too Kia I was close it was Kia

it was Kia it was right there you gotta give me partial credit it was Kia then I get partial partial credit for Kellis no

it started with K Kia and Sia are almost the same was it who you would kill in a marry fuck kill of Kia no body parts

what's our guess for his back? It's the last place he wants to get hair. Final answer. Incorrect. Jerry? His favorite part about his body? Sweatiest? Ooh.

Yes, final. What is it? What have I injured myself lifting with? My back. i don't think the the wording on that question that's fine no he makes the rules okay that but that also it yeah it it does make sense he probably had like the bar laid out on his back dimples yeah trying to see if he passed the test all right che give us the hardest one. Yes. The hardest one?

Yes. All right. So all three of those were easy? Yeah. One of them, I guess you could classify the first one as medium. No, I think the back one was also medium. I mean, then what's hard going to be? Stephen?

Hold on. I'm looking for the hardest one how many do you have i did 27 i was trying to do 50 how long did this take you not that long okay yeah it shouldn't be that hard all right clay worst name for a guy guy the T will work for in the future. Clay Aiken? Big T's working for Clay Aiken. Clay. Backing vocals for Invincible. Clay. What's the worst name for a boy?

Clay. Clay. Oh, this is tough. The hardest one. It should be tough, yeah. I mean, we're deep inside Stephen Che right now. Is it his favorite thing to dig through? Passes back. Is it the biggest variable in sports?

Clay? What does that mean? Yeah, clay versus turf. I didn't even get that. Also, since we have clay tennis courts and grass tennis courts, why don't we have clay football fields? No rule. You ever think about that?

Never have until now. We played on infield in Oakland a few times, right? Yeah. Closest we've got. Clay. The worst name doesn't – that's not hard enough. Yeah. It's easy. Clay. I'm going to go. The worst name doesn't, that's not hard enough. Yeah. Clay.

Trying to think of like those pots people make by hand. Maybe his wife or any family member. What's the best thing to make a pot out of? Or a vase. Vase, yeah. You think he goes home? Do you ever see those girls on TikTok? They're pretty cute and they make phallic vases.

You ever see those? I don't go on TikTok. You should. It's a good way to get the dick up at night. Really? Not my algorithm. Yeah, no. I never had that.

I just watch Ghost Hunters. I just get cat videos. I love cats. You really? I get cat videos and titties. That's my algorithm. Cat videos and titties. Is it the worst form of animation?

I like that. No, I don't know what... Claymation. Oh, no. I like Claymation. No, you don't. Nobody likes Claymation. I love Claymation. I made them all through school.

That's right, I forgot. I was actually thinking last night how it's odd that Clay Thompson's nickname isn't Claymation. Why? What would Claymation. I made him all through school. That's right. I forgot. I was actually thinking last night how it's odd that Clay Thompson's nickname isn't Claymation. Why? What would Mation be? So you've had Clay on the mind. I guess. Why do you think it's odd that that's not his nickname? Because that's a thing.

What does Mation stand for? Yeah, but it's a thing. He moves in a different way. He's like a pull-up shooter, but he can get to the rim a little bit, but he doesn't have great handle. So when he's running back down the court, he holds up the three, and they're yelling, Claymation! That'd be cool.

You guys aren't fascinated by this, that he was thinking of Clay Thompson and Claymation last night, and neither of those are... Well, I would assume it came up when he was... I'm not surprised by anything. And he came up with the word Clay, and then his mind went to every Clay he had. I don't think so. This one I actually came up with this morning, if that matters. It doesn't. Claymation! We've came up with this morning. If that matters.

It doesn't. Claymation. We gotta move off clay. What is it? What do we think? Oh, and you're the Che Whisperer. Is it his least favorite art supply?

Do you want me to give you guys a hint or no? Yes. You have been somewhat warm based on something that you guys have said. I don't remember what we said.

Did we say Clay Aiken? Is it his least favorite middle name for somebody? I think it might be a least favorite name. I think it's fixed. It might be fixed. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Least favorite name.

What is my favorite type of tennis court surface? Favorite type of tennis court surface. Damn. Sorry, Dan. Uh-oh. That's not a good look on the face. We got a worse problem. What?

My phone is activated now in terms of the cellular. You lost all your stuff. But I'm getting all these text messages now, and it's everyone's like, why are you green? Are you down that bad? So now everyone thinks I'm a fucking green bubble. Yeah, it's brutal. Now I actually do think I should kill myself. And do you want to know the worst part?

Once you get the iMessage, you're going to forget to check, and you're going to have the email instead of your number for a couple weeks, too. That's fucking ridiculous. That is bad. Are you in your phone? Yeah. Did you rescue your pictures? Oh, wait.

No, I haven't. I haven't set up. No. Okay. All right. Sorry. And I missed Jeopardy. We're still in the middle of Jeopardy.

You want an easy one? Easy one to get you and your spirits? We got tacos coming. You? Yeah. Dude, seriously, every single person says- Green. Green.

Green. Green. Green. Green? Green? Green? Green? This won't help his case, but you know who has green bubbles? Mince. My dad.

What a loser! Yeah, you're the fucking loser right now. What kind of phone is your dad using? A Google Pixel. Oh, God. All right, let's keep playing Jeopardy. I'll work in silence. I apologize.

Give us a medium. Here, I'll give you guys some categories, and you can pick the category. So we have food, misc, NFL, WWE, gambling. I don't want to be selfish. Other sports. I get a WWE. Yeah, do it. We'll do WWE.

Yeah. Jeff Jarrett. First ring attire ever. WWE? Yeah, do it. We'll do WWE. Yeah. Jeff Jarrett. I gotta be honest. Worst ring attire ever. No. Guy you liked the least. The guy you hated the most. No.

What is it? Who had the best strut slash walk? Oh. Yeah. I think that was a pretty easy one. That was like his whole gimmick. I mean, Ric Flair has a strut. Nah, better than Jeff Jarrett.

Ric Flair struts way better than Jeff Jarrett. Can I see the strut? Ric Flair struts way better than Jeff Jarrett. I think I'm in, boys. I think I'm back. Can you come do the strut for us? Yeah, what's the strut? Show us the strut I think I'm back. Can you come do the strut for us? Yeah, what's the strut? Show us the strut.

You can do it. Obviously, you have the strut. All it is is a Ric Flair strut, and at the end, I'm not going to spoil it. So it's a better Ric Flair strut. No, he just adds his own flair. He just does this.

That's all he does. He adds double Js. That's... All right, yes. Here's the Jeff Jarrett stride. Only doing Jeff Jarrett. Okay. All right, coming that way.

Oh, he hits. Oh, no. That was way better than whatever Rick cleared. That was cool. Same thing. That was cool. Julius Jones wants it again. There it is. It's slow.

Oh, it's... That's great. Just don't call. Oh, no. He did it better than I did. All right. We can end the show. I mean, I don't know.

We have $182 of tacos coming. Yeah, we have Tommy coming in tomorrow. We're going to be playing some games with him. I don't know if I'm going to be able to. I've got problems at home. Fish are dying again. Yeah, I had a guy just killed fish. Well, I've had the same nine fish for three months now,

so we've had a good run, but we're losing one today. And you know. Your grand plan of just getting a BMW to solve all your problems didn't work. It's not a BMW. But, yeah, so my six-year-old texted me today. Do you think it's a swim bladder issue? Have you tried feeding it a pee? Well, no.

Is that a problem? When they've turned upside down, it's actually a swim bladder issue? Yeah, when they can't swim straight. How would you feed a fish a pee? The same way you'd feed it to anything. What is going on right now? Yeah, but the fish is mild. This fish is tiny.

Give it a little piece of pee. I don't know. How many pets have died on your watch? Fish are different. Fish are not pets or fish. Fish can live a long ass time. And I've got eight of them that are still going. I have a quarantine tank for that fish so you can take it out.

And when the other fish can be fine, they don't have to see that. No, of course you don't because you'd even try feeding it a fucking pea. What's the name of the store you get the fish? PetSmart? Petco? Petco on 17? Petco. Yeah, so they're pets.

Oh, God. You're right. I don't get a fish go. Checkmate. Steve, you should checkmate somebody every day I try to I play chess.com very often Oh my god

Damn it What's your rating? I was like 13 something But then I got down I think I'm a little over a thousand Let me see What's your rating? I'm not a thousand

Now I don't know how to set up Oh no 979 What's your rating? I'm not a thousand. Now I don't know how to set up. How do I reset my whole... How do I upload my new... I'm in the iCloud. You're in the cloud? Yeah. I just did the laptop part. You're just going to have to sign in

and it'll take like 30 minutes for everything to pop up. All your pictures and messages. How? I just signed in. On your laptop? No, on my phone. Oh, you need it on your phone. So you're blank on both. No. I don't use the iCloud. I'm not very sentimental. I get a new phone and I just don't have any pictures.

Psycho. Damn, is it? I guess kids though. Big Cat reset the phone so it gives you the option to restore from backup. It'll give you a handful of dates that you can pick from. It's nice having a fresh start, though. How do I reset the phone? I'm not being this boring. I'm sorry.

Hey, give us one more. Let's have a walk-off here. What category would you guys like? Miscellaneous, misc. Yes. I love the way you say misc. That's what you meant for miscellaneous. I misc.

This one's pretty hard. Okay. They all are. Straw. Straw. Singular straw, correct? No, but it could be straws in A. Hay straw, yeah. Straw. Singular straw, correct? But no, but it could be straws in like A. Like hay straw, yeah.

Straw. I'll give you a hint. Singular straw. This is a favorite thing to chew on. I like that one. Favorite thing to chew on. I mean. The favorite thing to drink with?

There's only so many things a straw's going to do for you. It's basically... We're going to say favorite thing to chew on. Incorrect. God damn it. Hot cold? Cold. Wow. Jesus. Wow.

Jesus. Straw. What could you use a straw for, Dan? I can give you guys a hint. Favorite material hat? Can the people in the chat please tell me how I fucking actually get the iCloud to like how my new phone can just be my old phone? It takes a while for all the old messages and old pictures to come. Right, but I just signed into my iCloud and now I don't know what to do.

You got to restore from a backup. What? You have to restore your data from a backup. How? From the last time it backed up, right? How? If you reset it, it'll show you. I don't want to reset it because then it says reset all settings,

and I'll lose the phone. Yeah, restore to factory. Can't do that. Oh. They had me in a maze today. Yeah. There should be something like iCloud backup. What's the ETA on these tacos, Brandon?

I'm pretty hungry. Yeah, Jerry's hungry. Can you figure that out? Did you do priority or no? We could just check on the fucking tacos for Jerry. You did standard, didn't you? 155 to 205. Why would I do priority?

I'm no better than anybody else despite the fact I bought my wife a Benz. Have you driven it? Yeah. You allowed to eat in it? I am, yeah. i can eat anything i want hello all right was this a cash buy brandon or like a finance situation or well it's not really that's personal jerry no problem respect it 100 was not a cash buy not not at all 155 to 205 it's 205 now what are the bells and whistles you got?

I don't know. Loaded? Yeah. Yeah, it's a good car. Heated and ventilated seats? Uh-huh. Nice. Che's gone.

You know, KB can't afford to live in Manhattan anymore, but I'm glad you got a cool car. Feel guilty? What are you doing? No, backup now means it would back up everything on here. Right. You almost fucked me. Yeah, he almost made fun of me. You almost fucked me. You almost fucked me.

Oh, my. You almost fucked me. Get out of here. You almost fucked me. I would have been back. Oh. It would have been a blank backup. You would have backed up everything that's on my phone right now, which is nothing.

Blank backup. It's hard to watch. You almost fucked me. Yes, to watch. You almost fucked me. Yes, admit it. You almost fucked me. This will be a jeopardy category. I think Stephen Jay's behind all of this. It says iCloud backup right here.

Exactly. You backup your iCloud. Man's asshole. Am I right? I don't know. I think I'm right. Maybe. Am I not right?

Probably not. I've been staring at that thing that he came in here. I'm sorry, Steven. I shouldn't have gotten mad. I'm very frustrated. I'm going to kill this show. Can I kill this show? This day is killing me. I'm going to kill this show. Dan's worried about it. I also have a random text that someone suggested we have a big problem

and I don't know who it's from. Can I have that number and text him back? How big could the problem be? Read the number. Miguel's en route with the tacos. What's the area code? 313. Not yours.

Not Miguel. He's talking about the person who took it. He's currently on... Oh, you can try Apple Arcade for three months for free. Oh, that's fun. Good news. He's on 14th Street right now.

All right, we're going to have all kinds of activities we're doing tomorrow. We'll come loaded with activities? Yeah. I apologize to everyone. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Are you here for tomorrow or are you leaving?

I'm out tomorrow. Do you want me to give you the answer for a straw? Yes. Best vehicle to butter your popcorn with? Through a straw. I hate you so much. But you are right. What?

No, that's good. Stick the straw down, butter, and it gets down into the popcorn. Give me one more. Give me the easiest one you have left. Yeah, we need to walk off on a win. We can't leave on a loss. Actually, I don't think that was your hardest one because that – I think that was gettable.

Yeah, that was fair. They're all fair. All right. He's good at the game. And I'll give you – I'm going to give you one and I'm going to make it easy by giving you a hint. Just give us one and then we'll talk about the hint. Ten.

Oh, yeah, we're going to need the hint. Just give us one and then we'll talk about the hint. Ten. Oh, yeah. We're going to need the hint. No. Well. Ten. And the hint is Monday. Monday. All right.

So Monday. This past Monday. Brady. So favorite jersey number. No. Past Monday. Brady, his favorite jersey number. Oh. No. Past Monday. I don't remember.

What happened Monday? Didn't Brady tweet or anything? Is that what time he went to bed? Time when I... Hmm. Why would he only say the time he went to bed Monday? Why would that be a thing? Okay, wait a minute.

It's a quantity of how much he ate of something. Oh, shit. Did you have ten Slim Jims on Monday? No. Ten glasses of water? No. You guys are very cold. I just smiled because I thought that was funny. You're not close.

Ten this past Monday. Ten. Did you jerk off ten times? No. You know my career, right? Thirteen. Six is my career.

Six. I can't believe I know six. Hold on, wait. There is a time you jerked off six times in one day? Not recently. It was COVID. Twenty years ago. Still.

I couldn't do that. You're not close? I don't have... I've never gone more than twice. That's crazy. No way. Me too. I've only done twice. I don't think that's crazy. More than twice. Six times? As a teenager, you never push the limits? Six times?

I was pushing the limits with two. Two is the limit. I think three for sure, but that is probably the most. Brandon, you're from the south. You've driven in Texas, like long roads. You beat off on a solo road trip? No, no, no, no.

I don't go to Texas. Mississippi and Texas aren't close. Okay. But you've been on like long highways. I have. Where there's no cars. Yeah. You've never just seen how fast you can go?

You just go the speed limit the whole time. Maybe you go five miles an hour so you were you were testing the limits of your penis of my body yes yes okay oh it was a speed like it was a when did you start blanking out yeah when yeah when did you stop getting enjoyment enjoyment probably like four so five and six four testing my body testing my limits you gotta know I respect it I don't You should try it What other ways did you test your body limits? Just your ejaculate?

I mean You ever max bench? I mean yeah You test your body limits all the time See how long you could stay up I stayed up for 30 hours once What were you doing to pass the time? Jack him off

It was the same fucking day i almost fell asleep watching being john malkovich and then i went home and watched let's not let that be a reflection and you had to pause it to beat off no no no this was for the sleep thing he didn't pause it no that was not a sexy all right i i can't get any further than just even sharing that did you go yeah did you go into the day planning on staying up for 30 hours? It was, oh wait, which one are we talking about? 30 hours or the six? 30 hours. Yes.

Now wait, was the masturbation spontaneous? No, that was planned. 24 hour window. So I slept too. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. From what time to what time? 24 hours.

So I don't know. Midnight to midnight, 10 to 10. i don't know midnight to midnight 10 to 10 i don't know whatever okay so you did have an eight hour sleep in between yes that's two different days no that makes it a little bit more impressive because that means you crammed what was the shortest window between two uh a couple hours maybe like hour and a half do you think we're talking about like 14 you think it's normal to have six times as normal no absolutely not no you think it's up to the limit you think it's six times as normal for somebody to have gotten to i don't think it's a crazy because when i said i've heard much numbers. What's the highest you've heard?

11, I think. What? No, that's not, no. Call him. No. Call him. 11? I don't even know.

I've heard, yeah, 6 is not an impressive number. I feel like most people are around 8. No. No, they're not. Most people. They're not. When we talked about it on the bracket, I was not the highest person. You know, that was Ken Jack.

He's disgusting. He's a monster. Okay. All right. Did you use porn every single time? I don't remember. It was honestly over 20 years ago. You should remember.

No, that's a... That's one of the things you should remember. You remember that. How did... Probably not because I didn't like technology. You didn't have easy access to porn back then. That's right. You didn't should remember. You remember that. Probably not because I didn't like technology. Didn't have easy access to porn back then. That's right. Didn't have the iPad.

Holy shit. So, I mean, if you really wanted to push your body to the limit, I bet you could go a lot further with technology now. Yeah. No. It doesn't work like that anymore. His body's downhill. You wouldn't use a PED?

Running a 5-2 now, guys. No, no, no. What kind of tacos did we get? Just taco, burrito tacos, shrimp tacos. I'll take a burrito. Big Cat might be able to help with the chaperone. I don't think he's in the mood to help. How was the show overall?

Terrible. It was really bad. It was bad. It was bad. Worst tank Thursday ever. It was. Bad one. It's tough.

It's probably my fault. It's not your fault. It's all good. It's my fault. Jerry, Jerry. No, Jerry. I think it was on the burner. You gave me the burner. My fault. I should have never came. Boys. Boys. That's probably my fault No It's not your fault It's all good It's my fault Jerry Jerry No no no No Jerry Not even a little bit You gave me the burner

My fault I should have never came Boys Boys Stop that Can I make it better with tacos Are they here They're here

Yep yep yep Yeah Yes Okay alright Let's end the show I apologize to everyone Food will I'll be back better than ever

Whenever I get Everything back better than ever whenever I get everything back. This was a human episode. It was. It was. See? We fail. We fight. We break up. We make up. That was nice of you. Here's your burner. Ten is my favorite blackjack starting hand. It's your favorite what? Blackjack starting hand.

Wow. Wow. Most room for double. If you get an ace, it's good. Double down. Yeah. I i like it in the show Bye. Bye. Thanks for all the DMs.