The Yak - Big Cat Tells All About His Trip to Mexico | The Yak 2-20-24

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, TJ, pull that up. Hello. It's the Yak. I'm back. Back from vacation. Back in. Yeah, dude.

Row back. And there's Kate. Her body has not recovered from pregnancy. Oh, hey, Kate. Kate is back. Welcome, Kate. Kate is back. We were afraid that she'd still be looking rough after pregnancy.

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Yeah. Thank you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Welcome back, Kate. Hey, Kate.

We missed you. Thanks, boys. You should get Kate. Hey, Kate. We missed you. Thanks, boys. You should get pregnant again. Well. You can talk to the mic, Kate. It's been a while since you've been here. So how's your body recovering from pregnancy? You know, Pilates is four times a week.

Yeah. I really recommend it for you boys. Like, it does wonders. Yeah. Wonders. Yeah, you lost the belly fast belly i lost more than the belly gained some things oh yeah yeah i noticed that but i'm a gentleman yeah yeah i've been accused of being horny online yesterday so i'm staying clear of that but you

look great why thank you yeah do you feel good to be back? I feel great, honestly. I'm just wondering if you guys messed up anything while I was gone. Messed up anything? No, we were just lifting weights and saving puppies. Yeah, just doing our thing. You know me. I'm a millionaire. Yeah, just making a lot of money.

You're a millionaire? Yeah, yeah. You knew that, Kate. Are you claiming that on your taxes? Sometimes. Depends on the year i'm also i don't know if you missed this i'm uh the cream pie god yeah yeah yeah please explain uh not not much explaining to do to explain we're not allowed to date co-workers guys mooks congrats on the two

weeks by bud you're resigning good luck thank you yeah i'm tired from volunteering so much. Chad is saying that this isn't the real Kate. What? That says Kate right there. That's Kate. That's how you spell my name. Yeah. Maybe we should give her some trivia.

How was your name spelled on the cake that I got you a couple years ago, Kate? What's your favorite brand of cigarette? You know, after having a baby, you're mine. It works wonders, and you don't remember everything. Yeah, agreed. Maybe ask me another question.

How many snakes has your father killed in the driveway with a gun? Yeah. Three. Okay, that's correct. Death Romeo. Death Romeo. Jake says your father killed in the driveway with a gun. Yeah. Three. Okay, that's correct. That's correct. Death Romeo. Death Romeo. I'm going to say Wawa Chicken Salad.

Oh, fuck. She got the FAQs. Oh, okay. Social Security. Well, I'll tell you guys. Just make sure you block it out. It's 694-206-9420. Yeah, that is it. No, that's right.

I know everyone's social security. All right, you're the real Kate. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I am the real Kate, as good as it gets. Yeah. Let's spin the kiss wheel. Hold on.

Who's that woman? Who looks like she just... Oh, no! Mantis has it left. Hey, Kate. Welcome back, Kate. What's fake Kate's name? What's your name?

Who the fuck is that? Well, it also starts with a K. Okay. And then an A. And then any guesses? Catherine? Kaylee. What comes after that? Well, it also starts with a K. Okay. And then an A. Oh. And then any guesses? Catherine? Kaylee.

What comes after that? Kaylee. Kaylee. Katrina. Kate Lynn. Kathy. That was my stripper name. Okay.

Kaylee. Just kidding. I was not a stripper. Oh. Okay. Could be. Kaylee. I'm just saying.

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Kara. Kara. Kara. Kara. Kara. Kara. Sure. We're looking for a new Kate. Okay. We're basically twins. I would be too threatened. I'm sorry.

You have to go. We leased our original Kate, and now we've got to give it back, so we need a new Kate. Can you even tell us apart? No, definitely not. We're so similar. Not at all. We're both wearing tie-dye sweaters around our necks. We're exactly the same in every way.

Eyes up here, boys. Yeah. Look at the tie-dye sweaters. I was looking at Kate. I was looking at Kate. I was looking at Kate, too. I wasn't. I'm having a rough time. You're good over there, Mook?

I'll be okay. Kara, do you like guys with tans? Like, you're kind of tan? What? Oh, shit. I did just come back from Mexico. Fuck. Yeah, because you're so rich.

I guess I do have a tan. Is that what you spend the gambling money on? No, the gambling money is spent on gambling touche yes it doesn't come it never comes back you gotta reinvest no never comes back yeah oh yeah yeah no there's no like oh we're gonna go take a trip because i won gambling i feel like let me wingman for mook okay yeah you know what would be hilarious so you like tan guys can we interest you in mook how do you feel about trans look like ed sheeran yeah in a way i'll take it not maybe maybe like a look like a second cousin yeah oh you're in sex that's in the family have you seen ariana grande's boyfriend no little inspiration oh okay that that really hit

and people are loving it yeah i'm crushing yeah prince harry yeah uh but really i hit up eddie a couple days ago and i was like do you know any really hot women in chicago that eddie does i can pretend like i bounced back from pregnancy and eddie was like i'll be i'll be right back and he came back with cara who was such a good because i was on a clip where I made fun of PFT and I called him a midget or dork. Oh, yeah. Sorry, I'm not supposed to say midget. Zah. Dork.

Sorry, we got a hall pass here. Yeah. We have a Zah. Little man. Wait, you were on the clip that called him short? You called Zah short? Little. No, PFT.

Oh. Yeah. And he got upset? He doesn't like Little. He called Zah short? Little. No, PFT. Oh. Yeah. And he got upset? He doesn't like that. He did. I think he went in his closet and cried. Yeah. Possibly.

But she has a super good sport about coming on. And also, like, you know, I'm hobbling around. I can't wait to tell you all about my bad back. I'm so excited to just talk about. You thought I was done talking about my ailments. I've only just begun. But she is also. Oh, that was real.

That was real. That's real. Yeah. Fake real. What happened? Well, you know, I'm looking for a great story, but I had a tumor taken out of my leg. Whoa. A few weeks ago.

Like two weeks ago. Oh. She's here. Was it benign? You know, I don't have my results back yet. Okay. Yeah. So.

You should, yeah. We're going with, it was great. I was attacked by a bear while skiing. Okay. In the Alps. You know, I like that better. Yeah. Well, I mean, if it was a non, if it was a.

Like, I need a badass story. I would say getting cancer removed from your ankle is badass. Yeah. That's. Yeah, that's very badass. Okay. Yeah, you can go with that. It made me feel like is badass. Yeah. That's badass. Yeah, that's very badass. Okay. Yeah, you can go with that. It made me feel like a pussy.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. All I did was rip my abs both ways and destroy my back and get hemorrhoids. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Again. Survivors.

Did you shit? No, stop. No, I didn't have to push this time. But did you know you guys- You didn't have to push? No, she hasn't. I had a C-section oh did you know i guess you guys were having a conversation about the most painful feelings in the world that day that i was

in for my c-section that's right and he called me literally yeah i don't know why they forgot to take the phone out of my hand he called me to ask me during the act while they were cutting me open and i was like i looked at pat i was like should i answer and he was like they might like they get mad or whatever so i just sent him a picture like on the operating table like i can't answer you right now but yes it hurts a little bit um yeah like scale one to ten well i was numb for it but the worst is you're under the bright lights and it's a c-section but they still you're totally naked from the waist down there's like 15 different people that's just you're under the bright lights and they like scrub you with a grill brush you're the giant with a grill brush they have this thing that i gotta clean it and

this guy i can't i don't think that's protocol i think you were just no no i don't think that's normal did you have a do you have an apron on saying, kiss the chef? What? He looked a lot like Stephen Jay. I don't know what was going on there. Oh, he would never use a grow brush. He'd use a paintbrush. Yep.

No, but they still, they really go to town on you. All right, well, Kara. Looking forward to this one. Yeah. Yeah, Kara, thank you so much. Yeah, thank you. It was great meeting you. You're very welcome.

You crushed it. Couldn't have had a better twin. And yeah, good luck with the, when you get better with Yeah, thank you. It was great meeting you. You crushed it. Couldn't have had a better twin. And yeah, good luck with the, when you get better with your ankle, you come back and do the yak gauntlet. Yes. Absolutely. You have to come back. You have to do the yak.

And follow her on Instagram. I'm sure. I'm sure that's already happened. Oh, yeah. That's definitely already happened. If there's anything you want to promote or push or whatever. Oh, yeah. Wait.

Wait. Which one of you has pumpkins on your Instagram? What the fuck? How'd you see see that is that like a fetish i guess i have a social media marketing company so i like went through each of your instagrams and i like rated you guys oh we got it here yeah yeah okay okay so i gave you like a 4.7 because out of five not a 10 okay that's good yeah that's pretty good pumpkins 56k but what is the story i post that's what that's my halloween post yeah it's halloween every year you know halloween's coming okay so 4.7 what about what about me and brandon so that it's funny you say that because it's a toss-up. Brandon doesn't run his own Instagram. Correct. I don't do it.

You're older, though, right? I am. I was hoping you would say that. I'm in my 20s. He's in his 50s. He's my papa. It's close. Okay.

I like, like, you've got the memes. You know, you're on point. You're posting all the time. You're consistent. You've got the chicks. You've got the dicks. I'veicks i get the chicks you got dicks you got both you got guys and girls on your gram what have you done a dick not actually i did do a dick yeah there might be one i didn't scroll down far enough yeah so i gave you a 9.3 whoa that's a little hot no i was actually impressed mostly for the consistency yes and i do my own posting i'm like good job yeah thank you but only because brandon i felt like

was a lot older than you i gave him a 9.5 yeah because he's gonna die only yeah because he's older it's pretty good look at how cluttered look how cluttered there's is 533 posts and that's a lot of brandon brandon could be my dad that's a lot of Brandon. Brandon could be my dad. That's a lot of Brandon. That's Tommy, though. Cute child. Yeah. So there I am. That's me.

That's you and your son. It's a shame what happened to your wife. Dad. And then somebody has like three posts on their Instagram. And that's KB. KB. And they're all from like high school or college. Yeah.

That's facts. Oh, my God. Yeah. I will do that. Yeah, look at that. There's K college. That's facts. Oh my God. I will do that. This man needs Jesus in his life. 464 weeks ago. Okay. Yeah.

But it's nice because it's like it's just a wall that people can post on. It's like a message board. It's a forum. See the happy birthdays there we should do a yak ama in kb's most recent instagram post blow it up yeah party in there after the act yeah that's uh that's funny all right well thank you cara appreciate you coming by having me yeah cara you are a saint thank you so it was very weird explaining this to her

yesterday last time like i need you to come in yesterday. I'm like, well, one thing. I'm on crutches. Perfect. Attitude. I'm broken as well. Yeah. But you are the best. What's your Instagram handle?

Oh, yeah. It's Kara underscore Williams. Okay. Nobody be crazy. Can't miss it. I'll follow it just because you were nice. Come on. Are you related to Dave Williams?

No. No. Just Sorrel Williams. I you related to Dave Williams? No. No. Just Sorrell Williams. I was actually scrolling through her Instagram yesterday, and it was like, liked by Henry Lockwood. Liked by Henry Lockwood. No. Henry.

Wait a fucking second. Yeah. Who's this guy in your first post? Well, my not brother. It says lovers? Yeah. That's my boyfriend. All right, Carrie. You can get out of here. What the fuck? I'm just kidding? Yeah, that's my boyfriend. Alright, Carrie, you can get out of here.

What the fuck? I'm just kidding. No, he's great. You heard a gunshot there. It's Kyle. Funny someone called me Kyle earlier. Oh, he's really good looking. He's very handsome, I know. No, it makes sense. He's very, very good looking. I was going to have the beef coming and pretend to be her boyfriend

and then I saw her boyfriend and I was like, nobody. Yeah, no. But I was like, nobody. Yeah, I know. But she was okay playing you. If you see her boyfriend, you realize how pathetic we look right now. Yeah. We're not even in the same stratosphere. He's great. Oh, he looks like a filth.

Oh, you guys have him. Look how cute he is. Great cheekbones. Wait, and he's really sweet, too. Yeah, I'm sure he's a nice guy. Hank was following you. He must have just followed you. Yeah, yeah.

Out of nowhere. No, I know Hank. Oh, okay. Yeah, and Dante and them. Oh, love it. Love it. Do you know Mincy? Yeah.

No. Oh, all right. You will. He's a man about town. Just walk around long enough. He'll talk to you. Yeah, I'll tell you about myself. You are a saint, Kara. Thank you so much. Thank, all right. You will. He's a man about town. Just walk around long enough. He'll talk to you. Yeah, I'll tell you about it. You were a saint, Kara.

Thank you so much. Thank you, bye. Do you need help, Abilene? Well, I was hoping I could get carried out of here. Mook? Mook. Mook, you got this. Nope.

Come on, Mook. Come on, Mook. Pick her up, Mook. I can't carry her. Mook, you can pick her up. I can't pick her up. Come on, Mook. You can do this.

There is no shot. Mook. Her leg is injured, dude. Mook. Mook. You want me to pick you up? Yes. Oh, my God. No? What if he hurts her? Come her. Mook, you can pick her up. I can't pick her up. Come on, Mook. You can do this. There is no shot. Her leg is injured, dude. Mook. Mook. You want me to pick you up? Yes. Oh, my God.

No. What if he hurts her? Come on, Mook. You got this. I'm going to injure her. No. No, you're fine. Oh, my God.

This is stressing me out. You're totally fine. It'll be bad. Just carry me out like a big bear. No. Oh, my God. Oh, don't. Oh, no.

This is bad. How's he going to do it? She has a big... Bad pants choice. Cover those. And then just give me a big bear hug. That's all right. Wait, what?

Is he trying to go... Luke, what? What are you doing, Luke? Okay, there you go. Oh, look at big strong man, Luke. Big Nuki. Luke. Bye, Kara.

Bye, Kara. You're not out of frame yet, buddy. Go around the corner. Oh, my God. Kyle, come help her Oh my god Okay she's the saint Yeah Kara's the best

He's going pillow over lap as soon as he gets there Yeah let's do a boner check Kate welcome back Welcome back Kate Hey thanks for having me You kind of ruined my return from vacation I know I wanted to upstage you Yeah I have a tan

I went on vacation You're very tan Yeah how was it? It was great. You caught us while you were getting a pedicure. Yeah, first ever. I wasn't. Uncomfortable.

Never again. Did she file you down? Yeah. And then she wanted to do the hands, and I said, no moss. Oh, no, no moss on the hands? No moss. How did the hands feel better? How high up on the legs do they rub?

Because I've done calf. Pretty high up. Yeah. Well, then I got a massage no happy ending no that sucked damn man that sucked i didn't even try i think the problem was i didn't get a i didn't get a boner because that's usually the way in where you're like what are we gonna do about this feeling a lot of tension yeah yeah feeling naughty yeah so but it was good vacation went saw some whales got drunk every day sat in the sun

tried to find a bible in the ocean couldn't you probably just missed it yeah or a guy right in front of you found it yeah okay how was your vacation yeah i'd like to talk about me some more yeah let's do it quite honestly you don't have a tan what the fuck i know i don't know what happened again i i got my tubes out, fellas. Oh! It's over. It's over. I don't think they take them out, do they? Oh, yeah.

They take them out? When they were in there, I was like, while you're in there, can you blink, blink? So you just don't have tubes? I don't have tubes. Do they, like, give them to you after? Where does the semen go? Actually, oh, just all over the place. Mostly the back.

But anyway, the lady afterwards, I was like like i wish i would have asked to see him she's like you know what i almost showed them to you i'd be curious is it like two spaghetti noodles is it so tiny you can't tell i don't know but the doctor when he was in there he's like your insides look great which is like probably the best compliment was he hitting on you probably like he was probably sounds. But that was just good to hear. You got some good looking insides. I know. Like my organs look good, which is after years of so many years of abuse was just like kind of a relief.

Yeah. It was like a free scan. Free innards. Y'all want to bring the hot girl back again? She was hot. Yeah. I got accused of being horny online yesterday. It was very unfair.

Were you being horny online? Yeah. It's her fashion. I'm the only one that didn't follow. What do you mean? Zah, and then Zah. I didn't follow. You didn't follow?

Uh-uh. Zah, what was your tweet? It was great, because Zah took some heat off, because everyone was coming after me, and then Zah, I think he just went straight to the point. What was your tweet? Oh, the Sidney Sweeney thing? Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I'd heard her name. I'm not really, here's the thing. When I hear a white boy talk about a girl, I don't trust. So Sidney Sweeney,? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'd heard her name. I'm not really. Here's the thing. When I hear a white boy talk about a girl, I don't trust. So Sydney Sweeney, I've been hearing. I've been hearing a lot. What do you mean you've been hearing? You hadn't seen her before that? No, not really.

Bullshit. No, seriously. Yeah, here we go. Now ain't the time I know. Wait, why wasn't now the time? Absolutely wasn't the time. It's midday. Oh, okay.

I was right here in the office. But goddamn Sydney Sweeney boobs are amazing, respectfully. Yeah, no, I'd seen that picture of her in the red dress like 10, 15 times in like two hours. He asked me if it was AI generated. He was like, is this real or is that AI? I mean, a white girl ain't meant to look that good, man. Come on now. I just picture Zah sending that tweet in the control room next to Stephanie like, holy fuck.

Yeah. Fucking Zah. Come on, Luke. Zah, that tweet in the control room next to Stephanie like, holy fuck. Fucking Zah. Come on, Luke. Zah. Take some pressure off me. Y'all don't know this. This happened after y'all left, but Zah loves white chocolate. What? That's what Stephen Che left on the prep sheet one day.

Zah loves white chocolate. Literal white chocolate? And we took it as maybe sexual, but or Stephen, I guess, knows, but white chocolate was what Zah loves. White chocolate's good. Hey there, white chocolate. Yeah, so what did you guys do? What did you guys do when I was gone? I saw the Steven Chey game.

I want to play it. Yes, great game. That was a fun game. Gia almost wrecked the- I saw that. I hate that. I saw that. Love it.

Go, Gia, go. Yeah. Infinite Craft. Rush their asses. Yeah, Infinite Craft didn't go as well. Infinite Craft. We had some decent stuff. I Infinite Craft didn't go as well. Infinite Craft. We had some decent stuff. I don't remember most of it, so you know it was good.

Yeah. I also brought a gift. Really? Not back from Mexico, but it arrived while I was in Mexico. Okay. We should give it to Kyle so he can leave it here. Is it for all of us? It's for all of us.

Okay. Chocolate football? Zag Nuts! Zag Nuts! Whole box of Zag Nuts oh my god look at that look at that packaging oh god that's the most half it's so half get a zag nut thank god i still don't really know what it is isn't beetlejuice love zag nuts he's like zag nut beetlejuice the character oh it looks terrible. Oh, it's no, dude.

I'm telling you, take a bite, chew around. It's going to become your new favorite candy. I can guarantee you that's not true. No, I promise you. It has no chocolate in it. It doesn't matter. All right, here comes first bite of Zagnut. It's like a Chico stick.

We got more than enough Zagnut. Yeah, we have plenty of Zagnut. Such a good crunch to it. That's pretty good. TJ's chat's saying I can eat it. I think you have to. Okay. Zagnut's pretty good.

Zagnut good? They're pretty goddamn good. They're good. All right, now we can finally give out Zagnut awards. Like, who's the Zagnut of? Yeah. No, this isn't a bad... We were waiting for that? Uh-huh. You know what's the Zagnut of... Yeah. No, this isn't a bad...

You know what this is? It's the, um... Oh. What's the peanut butter Girl Scout cookie? No, Girl Scout cookie. It doesn't have chocolate. Peanut butter patty? Peanut butter patty. It's a peanut butter patty. This is really good. Delicious. Boys in the booth, you want a Zagnut? It's Zagnut.

Why are you so stern? What the fuck? You guys all gonna refuse my zag nuts i'm eating your start a diet today not to brag it's a fucking you're sitting next to tj yeah the inspo i started a diet tomorrow i did actually uh shit what you couldn't say that well no i did chef donnie's gonna start meal prepping for me tomorrow. You can't say you started it. I did start it tomorrow. Against the rules. No, it's going to start tomorrow. You look good, man.

Thank you. Is Donnie meal prepping for you? Yeah, I'm just going to give him my credit card every Sunday and be like, make me food. That's a good gig. Yeah. When you were on vacation, were you just bathing suit, no shirt food. That's a good gig. Yeah. When you were on vacation, were you just bathing suit no shirt or were you a white t-shirt guy? No, I was no shirt. Okay. I was doing it. Do you have a, is it

still like pale under your tits? No. Oh. No. An even coat. God dang. I also got cocked by TMZ. What? Huh? Ready for this? Yeah. So, let me find the pictures.

So, I was in Mexico. It was me, my wife, and a bunch of our friends. One day we got a boat. On Thursday, I texted my friend George Kittle, places with 49ers, and I was like, hey Kittle Plays for the 49ers And I was like hey I'm sorry about the Super Bowl And I was drunk I was emotional I was like sorry about the Super Bowl

He texted me back and he was like At least you won money and I was like fuck he's mad at me So then I was like hey dude I'm drunk In Mexico I shouldn't have texted this early I'm sorry He's like I'm in Mexico too I'm like where are you He's like I'm in Cabo So he told me where he's like i'm in mexico too i'm like where are you he's like i'm

in cabo so he told me where he's like if you want to stop by stop by so one on saturday we're on a boat and the captain just like we're like we want to swim somewhere dropped us right by where they were so i took a little kayak and i went and hung out with george for like 20 minutes 20 minutes tops and tmz i guess that, some photographers were on a boat and they took a bunch of pictures and I'm not in any of them. And I was literally there the second before. You're not in a single one?

No, I think they waited for me to leave. Quote tweet the post and say, I was there too. Yeah, I should. But there's a picture of Kittle. Yeah, here it is. That wasn't when I was there. It was when they were up.

We took a shot. Right there. I was standing right in between Peyton Manning and George Kittle for 20 minutes, and then they waited for me to leave, and they were like, this loser's out of here. Was that your back? It's not your back. No, that's Kyle Juszczyk.

I wish that was my back. But I got cocked. They definitely were like, this guy's a nobody. Why would we have him in the picture? Let's wait until he leaves. They waited you out. It was like a second after that. Did they see you roll this guy's a nobody. Why would we have him in the picture? Let's wait till he leaves. They waited you out. It was like a second after that. Did they see you roll up on the kayak?

I think they might have. That would have been sick. It was a small kayak, too. Big man, small kayak. I was so drunk, and I was struggling to get back to the boat. Was it a sit-in kayak? Yeah, sit-on. Sit-on, okay.

Sit-on. You look better in a sit-on than a sit-in, I think. I still didn't look good. I was taking on a lot of water. A lot of water. It was like this really fancy resort, and I just come up in my little red kayak. Yeah. Yeah.

That's pretty cool, though. You hung out for a little bit? That was like 20 minutes tops. Nice. Because they were like, you got to come back. And I was like, I don't know if I can get back. That might have been your best shot at TMZ. Yeah. You been TMZ'd before? I think I did when the Taylor Swift thing tops. Nice. Because they were like, you got to come back. And I was like, I don't know if I can get back. That might have been your best shot at TMZ. Yeah.

You've been TMZ'd before? I think I did when the Taylor Swift thing happened. Okay. I think if you die young. Yeah, if you died. They're good at death. I am in my 20s. If you care to still listen.

That's right. 28. I'm in my 50s. 50s, yeah. Okay. I shouldn't have done that to you. People do that to me and it bothers me. That's fine.

People say I'm 60. I've gotten older since you left that is true by five days i need i need readers now and i don't remember things i can't believe you got hurt trying to fake dunk well first of all i don't know why you would call that trying to fake dunk i was seeing where i could reach on the rim if i could reach the rim i did reach the rim and yeah when i landed my back pinched because i remember in the stream you left for a while correct i someone had said you were injured and i was like how did you get injured people thought i was just like dicking around i you got injured i i it pinched i don't know how to uh say what it was but it was just it it was rough sounds like the worst pain ever yeah not the worst it's got to be the worst it was rough. Sounds like the worst pain ever. It's got to be the worst pain ever. It was probably the worst pain ever.

Worst pain of all time. Certainly anybody in this room. Yeah. So sorry. Oh. That's a real hurt. Oh, you can see it immediately. Yeah.

Oh, mom. Oh, mom. Mom. Look at that walk. You look like a lesbian on security, too. Yeah. Yeah. Well, before I got my haircut,

I looked like a full-on lesbian, period. Yeah. And now I just look 60% lesbian on security, too. Yeah, yeah. Well, before I got my haircut, I looked like a full-on lesbian, period. Yeah. And now I just look 60% lesbian. Yeah. A lesbian, period. Hold on, hold on. Show it one more time. Come on.

I got to fast. I hit the rim. Boink. Did you? Yeah. I see your entire spine compressed. I know, right? I think I got up there. It was like an accordion. Wow. Wait, yeah, you did., right? I think I got up there.

It was like an accordion. Wow, wait, yeah, you did. For an old man, I got up there. Yeah, you did. You got up. But the landing was tough. Look how flat the feet are. How long did it take you to come back from the 41 free throw stream?

Because I'll never do one of those streams before vacation again. I slept the entire first day of vacation. I didn't punish myself nearly. I had three hours of sleep that night. You guys were active the whole night and had no hours of sleep. Yeah. Titus is still fucked up. I showed up in Mexico on Wednesday, and I just went straight to my bedroom

and slept for the first eight hours of vacation. No, it took it out of all of y'all. So I maybe had one day where I needed to catch up on sleep, and I did, and then I was fine. Yeah. But now you're back. I never left. You never left.

That was a hell of a stream. It was. It took a lot out of me. That was a – that idea you came up with, 41 in a row, is just the worst idea in the world. I know that it was initially going to be 100. And y'all pulled it off. Yeah.

100? It was supposed to be 100. You'd still be out there. We still would to be 100. It would have never happened. You'd still be out there. Yeah. We still would be out here. It really was riveting. And like, you know, I was up throughout the night. I just kept checking.

And I was like, this is going to take them like genuinely a week. Yeah. I thought, I was like, how is Big Hat going to handle it when they have to just stop and they can't keep going? It would have destroyed me. Got up in the morning. It was the first thing we put on in the morning. The whole family was up before it sent my son.

We were like all sitting on the couch watching. Even my toddler was into it. Us droning on. Yeah destroyed me. Got up in the morning. It was the first thing we put on in the morning. The whole family was up before it sent my son. We were like all sitting on the couch watching even my toddler was into it. Us droning on. Yeah. I couldn't stop watching though. Like I couldn't stop. It was fat. I don't know. It would have. I had said in my head that I was going to leave because I had to go on vacation but like also deep down

I was like not going to leave because it would have destroyed me if I left. So it would have been bad. I left. So it would have been bad. I left. Yeah, you left like three hours in. Five. Five hours in. Pussy.

I told you you should leave. I ran out of things to talk about. Yeah, but you guys weren't. Yeah. It made sense. All right. It was crazy that you guys stayed for as long as you did. I like watching you guys.

We'll do another one, I'm sure, that will destroy our lives. But I did. Where does it end, man? But I did wake up from my slumber in Mexico after sleeping the first day of vacation being like, man, I really miss the boys and some free throws. I kind of wish I was with the guys. And then you realized you were in Mexico and you took a small boat out to see George Kittle. We're probably at a resort I could never afford in the years. No, it's a house next

to a resort. Okay, sorry. Big Cat is much richer than you, but he's also younger. Significantly. Significance is a big word. I'm in my 20s. What's your opinion? As soon as my diet starts tomorrow, I'll be feeling like I'm

in my 20s. You're in the middle of your diet. My diet started last week. Your diet started last week? Is that why you didn't finish that Zagnut? Or do you not like the Zagn feeling like I'm in my 20s. You're in the middle of your diet. My diet started last week. Your diet started last week? Mm-hmm. Is that why you didn't finish that Zagnut? Or do you not like the Zagnut? I'm not going to finish the Zagnut. Yeah, you are.

Yeah, I sure am. Yeah. Just didn't want to chew into the mic. That's one of my favorite bars. It is actually a delicious candy. It's a good-ass bar. I love this bar. Chico Sticks.

If you like that. Chico Sticks? Chico Sticks are awesome. Well, somebody's going to have to order some Chico Sticks. I guess somebody's going to have to. Wait, so who was, so Titus is sick. Mm some Chico sticks. I guess somebody's going to have to. Wait, so who is... So, Titus is sick. He missed a holiday.

Gonorrhea. KB's sick. Steven, where were you? Did you take the day off? Yeah, I went yesterday. Yeah, I had to fly back for a one-year-old birthday party with my nephew. What? A one-year-old birthday party? You nephew. What? One-year-old birthday?

You had to fly back? Good thing he'll remember that. Yeah, he's going to be really appreciative. What gift did you get him? I don't even know my wife. What? Do you fuck with this nephew? Yeah.

Is he chill? Yeah. Shout out Mason. What's he good at? He is good at crawling. That makes sense. Boring Waste of flight

What else? Good kid He likes eating He likes drinking milk Taking naps Goes down like a champ Big fan of Little Blue Truck's books Okay

Okay He's growing on me Sounds like this kid sucks Yeah this kid sucks I don't fuck with him Steven I fucking hate your nephew, dude. Sorry. Apology accepted.

TJ's 199 pounds now. Crazy. Yeah. Crazy, TJ. Have you had to buy all new clothes? Yeah. None of my clothes fit. That's awesome.

Can you do a Jared Fogle pants picture? I have a suit that I bought right before, and I put it on Thursday, and yeah. It's very Fogle-ish. Toss her on. I mean, the picture that you have that's like less than, what, six months? It's August, yeah. That's insane. Thanks, guys. Are you getting tired of turkey wraps?

No, I've been doing chicken veggies. Are you scared that you might end up being zero pounds? Yeah, at this rate, I have like, what, a year and a half left? Yeah. That would actually rule, though, if you were the first person to get back to zero. Just disappear. What is that? What's your end goal?

Like, you have a certain weight you're trying to meet? This was the weight I was trying to meet. Oh, this was? Yeah, and then now it's like, get... Now it's going back up. You can give up now. You did it. Now you gotta get jacked. Oh, this was. Yeah, and then now it's like get. Now he's going back up. Yeah, now you can give up now. You did it. Now you got to get jacked. You got to add muscle.

Yeah, I'm going to get jacked. No, he wants to be 300 by August. Yeah, I'm going to gain all the weight back. That would kind of rule too. I'm supportive of anything you want to do. Thank you. Go to zero, get back to 300. Actually, I'm not supportive of you staying exactly at this weight.

Right. As long as I get off of 199. 199. You cannot stay at 199. Go any direction you want. I'll go double digits or maybe quadruple digits. Oh. Oh.

Okay. Yeah, you see TJ weighs 3,000 pounds. TJ weighs one ton. He's a ton. Well, good for you, TJ. That's awesome. Thanks, man. Yeah, you should do a picture in a suit.

Going from $300 to $199 and then being like, I don't like this, and then going to $1,000 would be an incredible life. Just trying them all out. Maybe I went the wrong way. Fuck it. Trying out all your feels. All right, so what else did we miss? Let's see.

That was very fleming of you. I did miss you guys. I missed i missed you a lot it wasn't the same i missed you guys a lot mantis was on the yak yeah mantis yeah what a character he is star yeah yeah he's something else they've been pat bev twins dude yeah twins they hung out describing that whole situation was so funny so fucking did you see frank celebrating with the lacrosse team last night? No. Poor guy had trouble with the champagne shower. Oh, no. What happened? He's probably always wanted to do it, too.

I know. What, a pop in the cork? Him and Tony P linked up, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, look at this. Oh, no. We've all been there, fellas, right?

It happens to all of us. Those guys want to be covered in champagne so much. What did he say? He lives the life. Three beers for everyone tonight. Three beers. What a legend. Now, I think what happened there, because I was following along loosely,

I think Frank on Saturday or Sunday shot a shot that got everyone half off beers. And I think he did it again on Sunday. It got everyone free beers for a certain amount of time. I think he might be addicted to giving away free beers. I think he is. Yeah. That's a good thing to be addicted to. Yeah.

But I don't know if he, when you say free beers for everyone tonight, you have to pay for them. You think he is That's a good thing to be addicted to Yeah, but I don't know if he When you say free beers for everyone tonight You have to pay for them You think he did? He definitely didn't, right? I don't think so Frank's wealthier than you, Brandon Probably

He's a cameo millionaire Is he younger than me? Probably significantly No, he's not younger than me He's younger than Brandon He's not younger than me Hold on We're all having fun

Frank is not younger than me Yeah, he is He's not Is Clemmer younger than Brandon. He's not younger. Hold on. We're all having fun. Frank is not younger than me. Yeah, he is. He's not. Is Clemmer younger than you? No, but yes. Wait, what? I was technically born before Clemmer, but he's way older than I am. Yeah, I agree.

Clemmer's like 60 years old. I agree with that. But I was born in April of 79. He was born in October. And Frank is about four years older than me. You, Clemmer, and Kamasta were all born in the same year. Correct. Me and Joey were.

What a year. The big three. Yeah. Me and Joey were very close, I think. Really? Yeah. Mm-hmm. And that's where the.

Came out of the pussy at the same time. All the best gays born in 1979. Never went back. That was the gayest year. By far. Is that when AIDS kicked up? Is that a quick. It was around there. Yeah. Okay far. Is that when AIDS kicked up? Is that a quick one? It was around there, yeah.

Okay. They launched it around. They had a big launch party for AIDS in 79. Was it around then, actually? It was early 80s. It might have been 70s. 79 was like first AIDS? Yeah, I think I just got out of my mom before she got AIDS.

Had to kind of rock for... Uh-oh. Had to kind of rock for like dudes that weren't able to get pussy and being like I'm just being safe yeah just be like you see what's out there I'm not fucking around I'm not hideous I practice

safe sex yeah right it's like a perfect out yeah I don't do sex I don't want to eat I don't want to eat yeah there's definitely a group of guys. You know how many times I have to say no to sex? Yeah. Sex is disgusting.

Yeah, you're just being really, really safe. Connor Griffin had a great monologue today about safe sex. A PSA, yeah. What did he do? PSA. He gave a PSA about practicing safe sex on mostly sports. Abstinence? I don't know how he described it.

He just said, if you see a girl and you think, hmm, I really want to get up in that, don't. Why? Don't know. Gentlemen, I get it. I've been there before. Have a couple of drinks, meet a lovely lady. He's white, Che. Sometimes things escalate.

They do. And you find yourself in a situation where you're asking yourself, are we about to get hot and heavy? And it's that moment where you have to take a step back and think to yourself, do I really want to stick it in there? Yes. You can stop it there. Or wear a rubber.

Do I want to make sure that we're having a conversation, an open dialogue about our sexual history? You have to pause for a second. I know it can get very intimate and things start to rush and all of a sudden you feel like I got to get in there. It's giving off vibes of 40-year-old virgin sandbags for boobs. We have the most opposite redhead co-host. Yeah. My little cretin will fuck anything without any rubber.

Just the way he started saying, gentlemen, we've all been there. I didn't believe that. Yeah. We've all been there. I'm not running a read option. I'm going straight for the hole. Yeah. Yeah.

You're not going to read the defense? No. No. Ground and pound. Yeah. All instincts. Luke can't read a defense. This is one bugaboo.

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Kate, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bored did you get in the last four months? Oh, man. So I was stuck in a chair. Yeah. In the window. Wait, you hurt your back. So bad that I'm still in physical therapy for it and I one of my goals is to be able to reach my ass better okay it's that's how bad it is okay it doesn't I don't poopy butter okay yeah they just had to take a metal fucking brush yeah yeah but yeah i threw it out so bad i actually

it had already started to hurt and i was in my kitchen one night like halfway through maternity leave and i tripped on my son's like stool and it goes on and i was on the ground like screaming like a wild animal yeah chaps had to take me to the er yeah we i was i i was a side piece to that conversation when that happened. I think Pat panicked and called PFT. Called PFT. I was sitting next to PFT. We're about to record, and I could hear you in the background.

I was screaming. I've never felt. I was clawing the kitchen floor like a wild animal. I've been in that spot. I was dying. It was horrible. Your back was thrown out. I saw lightning bolts in my eyes for hours afterwards.

Oh, my God. I couldn't get the pain to stop. Is it a bulging disc? They are making me do six weeks of PT before they'll give me an MRI. But I'm pretty sure. I've done that twice. It is the worst pain. Oh, my God.

You can't get comfortable. You can't do anything. I had to sleep on my floor for two nights. I've been sleeping in a chair ever since. Yours is worse, right? Yeah, it was way worse. Totally. I did it twice, too. Chaps had to take me to the hospital. chair ever since yours is worse right yeah it's way worse totally worse i did twice too

chaps had to take me to the hospital and then pft came and brought like this huge thing of food and then he's been letting my toddler hang out with his son chris which has been really nice yeah um but ever since then i can't i couldn't lift up my baby who's was over 20 pounds by three months so whenever i had to do anything, the beef had to come in and be like my baby crane to get all over the house. I just started being able to pick them up again.

But like, so basically that sounds terrible. I was stuck in this chair watching the neighborhood and I became, I'm like, oh, 1043, purple coat lady should be walking down

any minute now. 45, George Carlin guy. And here comes American flag purse lady. And here comes, like I know every single neighbor now i know the kids i know what time they morphed into a karen and then when school gets it out and i hear all the kids i find myself being like they better not be over in the yard they better be like yeah oh they're playing with the snow yeah your neighborhood watch karen yeah but i caught a fist fight. What? Yep. I did catch it on video. I posted it. I caught the tail

end of it. Wait, can we see the end of it? It's somewhere in there, but Did you call the police? No, God no. God no. I just tried to get it on my phone. Yeah. One neighbor came out and started fighting in the street. Mook, what the fuck was that? I was just asking. I wouldn't have called

the cops. I wouldn't have called. I'm Call the cops on a fist fight. I wouldn't have called. I'm asking you. Fist fights are hilarious. I called the cops. You get it on film first. You get it on camera first. Sheesh.

Sorry, I'll fall back. Jesus Christ. I'll fall back. I want to see this video. More questions. Yeah. Oh, wait. Here it is.

I couldn't tell. They're squared up. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, hell yes. This is an incredible video. Yeah, I don't tell. They're squared up. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, hell yes. This is an incredible video. Yeah, I don't know.

Sounded kind of real. Oh, it's a one-to-one. It's definitely real. Oh, the blue shirt isn't throwing any punches. Mook, you would call the cops on this? These guys are just having a good old tussle. Oh, he's got a bounce in the red. Yeah, red's going to win. He's a heavy favorite.

The guy in the red is, I watch a lot of MMA. I know what I'm doing. Yeah. But he's not phasing the other guy. They didn't go out of your view. You just can't move around. I also didn't want them to see me. I didn't want the neighbors to be like, they live right across from me and be like, there's

that narc lady. Oh, so they probably already think that. They think that. Wait, they're your narc lady. They probably already think that. Wait, they're your neighbors? My directly across the window neighbors. That whole group of people that I was looking at probably saw me in the window every day. I wanted to see the end because the best part of those type of fist fights is after when they're both out of breath. And they have to walk their own ways. Calmly walk away.

Like we didn't solve anything. No, nothing was solved there. Kate, so you have a two-year-old. Yeah. Now you have a four-month-old. Yeah. Which one do you like better? The four-month-old.

Really? Yeah. A lot better? I feel like it's perfect timing in life that right at the time that most people are having their second kid, their first kid becomes a horrible asshole. Oh, yeah. Toddler age. They call it the three-nagers or whatever.

And so then... Three-nagers. Well, I was trying to make a mince joke. Oh, you're... Pardon me. But yeah, no, so it works out. Listen, man, that is a... It's a low-hanging fruit. You're right. No, I was actually worried I wasn't gonna love

the second one. Don't tell him that. No, the second one's always way better than the first but then as soon as i saw him i was like all right i love you yeah it's been good what's his name backshot uh no that's how he could have not existed but his name's buckshot my family was panicking about that but people my like relatives were texting me like your cousin just texted me like one of my aunts and some of my uncles like did you really name him buckshot is that real like you did my own family thought yeah i did yeah absolutely it did so you had your back blown out twice in the past 12 months yeah really terrible but fun sometimes did you text the group or text me a couple uh last week that

you're out on spork or something oh the cat make you mad you don't know what happens you get a little touched out by your animals sometimes yeah the animals definitely become lower class citizens yeah and then i threw my back out you know so it hurts to react to anything and he likes to hide under the bed and claw at your legs and he likes to jump out and leap out and do all that kinds of stuff. So we got rid of him. Wait, what? No, oh my god. Are you kidding? We should put him down on the yak. Spin the wheel. Does he live or does he die?

Wait, did Kylo get his second cat? I don't know. I think he's pussyfooting. He should get Spork. I know. I sent you a cute picture of Spork. I was like, look at Mr. Curlypaws and you didn't write me back. It was a cute picture of him. Oh, is that what you sent me? i just ignored it oh he ignored me yesterday too i did not the animals do take a little bit of backseat oh yeah you ignored me for like five hours yesterday what the fuck were you doing are you 215 yeah i did ignore you i'm sorry yeah you

don't have my number safe brandon didn't ignore me because he's just asking for things yeah i when's the last time i asked you besides that $500 in Vegas? Blackhawks tickets last week. Oh, yeah, I appreciate that. I sent you that picture of 19-year-old Vincent Van Gogh. Yeah, you did ask me. Yeah. I forgot about that.

We were walking out on the last day of YAC in Vegas, and Brandon was just like, let me get $500. That's not what I said. Wait, no, I saw it happen. I saw it happen, because I was walking out to the same car with you guys. Brandon was like, I didn't really get to gamble with my wife here. And then you handed him 500 cash. And then you're like, Nick, do you want some?

I was like, no, thanks, man. I work for my money. And then Brandon, you felt bad and you tried to give me 200 of the 500. And I said, no. No, none of this happened. I forgot about all of this. None of this happened. Yes, it did. Okay.

I said, hey, man, going back to the hotel I ain't got a lot. I don't have time. I don't know what I said, but I said, you got any cash on you? I thought you were going to give me 80 bucks. Wait, wait, wait. You gave me 500. I didn't ask for 500. You had $100,000 cash on him. I asked for, I thought you'd give me $100. You gave me $500.

And by the way, I lost $100 of it and $400 is still in my pocket if you want it back. No, I don't want it back. I want you to win it. You still have the money on you. I totally forgot. You shook me down. That was insane.

On the way to the car. That was insane to see. Like, great week, guys. And Bray was like, give me 500 bucks. I didn't shake you down. I don't want the money. He definitely guilted you. No, I do not want the money.

Yeah, I guess with the old ball and chain here, I haven't had much time to gamble. But I didn't. And then you stole her you stole her bracelet i did yes i pawned it off yeah because i'm late and i told you don't go give it to the other guys without telling them that it's for me because i thought that's what you and i tried to turn around give it to nick he wouldn't take it yeah that's i think i'm going to be wait what are you doing a couple weeks ago here's my text to you i'm struggling a little bit over here with both the kids. I could use a seasoned parent to talk to. I think I'm having some depression.

No answer. Four hours later, can you Venmo me $200? It's classic. Unbelievable. What a monster. Mr. Dan. I haven't had the chance to play blackjack How's your depression? I don't know

Did you win with my money? How'd that go? Brandon, hand me another Zagnut With TJ losing the weight I'm going to be the fat guy on this Yes We should meet, dude PFT and I always had the idea

What if PFT and I met at 200? Whoa Yeah, you want to meet at How much do you weigh right now? 168 Dude, PFT and I always had the idea, what if PFT and I met at 200? Whoa. Yeah, you want to meet at, how much do you weigh right now? 168. All right, what if we met at 200? All right. All right, I'll race you. It's going to take me a while.

But my diet does start tomorrow, so I'm good. I can't, I asked for like 100 bucks. You chose. I had no problem with it. I just forgot, I completely memory hold it because it feels like we've lived. We also spent that entire show saying Tunnel of Chaos. Yeah, that's true. No, you're right.

You're right. You're not wrong. Give me some of the fucking money. You're not wrong. Tunnel of Chaos. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. You're all right, Kate?

She's a zagnut. She's a zagnutting. I went up three pant sizes. Yeah. I'm a size 10 now. You can get TJ's. Yeah, we know. I'm looking for a zagnut. What 10 now. You can get TJ's clothes. Now we know. I'm looking for it.

Thank you. What if you just took all of TJ's clothes? And you just started wearing like... Yeah, we'll just swap. Rucker. Kate, are you a ruckers fan? The fuck? All right, so wait.

What is this Stephen Che game? I saw it. That was... So I've gotten to a point now, and this is a credit to everyone here, which is incredible. Now when I leave, I don't have any type of, like, oh, no, I'm leaving. I know how funny everyone is. It's like, this is great. The Yak is going to keep rolling.

And this has not been an issue for years, by the way. It was way long ago. But I check in every now and then, and when I saw the Stephen Che thing, I was like – because I but there i check in every now and then and when i saw the steven chay thing i was like because i try not to check in too much because i i feel every time i see a clip i'm like man i wish i was with the boys yeah yeah i saw the steven chay clip and i was like god damn it get me off this excellent boat so we were trying to chase the feeling of celebrity guesser again we were going to do celebrity guesser when tj went to find it the same one that we did before what didn't exist and we tried a couple more celebrity

guess wait it doesn't exist it doesn't exist it's gone it's it's gone we beat the website we beat the website and so he tried to do a couple replacements they didn't really work and steven change just said what if i think of one and y'all try to guess it okay and then as soon as steven chase says that we get the chance to climb i would like to play so i would like to play i just got to give you i don't know if you watch the whole thing he had three celebrities that we guessed they were tatyana m ali ashley from i don't know who that is vanna white and scotty too hottie okay those were his three celebrities tough so steven if we're going to do this right now i must must ask that you stay in that exact level of fame. No, no.

Well, yeah, okay. You have 30 guesses. Yeah, he can play however he wants. Yeah, yeah, you're right. No, but I like that. Keep in mind, after Vanna White, we said, Stephen, these aren't quite famous enough. Go more famous.

And his last one was Scotty Tuhon. Okay, so, Stephen, maybe a slight variation in the game is if it's going to be three, maybe we go like an easy, medium, hard. So, like, the game gets harder as we go. I'd imagine his easy would be. Oh, we're committing to three guesses. Oh, is that how you played last time? No, we only did one by one.

We did one, and we were like, oh, we like that. Let's do it again. And then we were like, we like that. Let's do it again. So, we did three with him. Got it. Then we went around the room, and other people did celebrities, but they weren't nearly as memorable as Stephen Chase.

So what if you gave us like a softball and then a harder one and then a very difficult one? Okay. Get us feeling good about ourselves. Okay. You know what, Dan? I don't mean to step on your toes, but I feel like – He just goes –

Well, Stephen, I think you – All right, yeah, do whatever. I think you just dive into the deep end pool with him. You're right. You're right. Do whatever you feel. All right, give me a minute to think on this. Okay.

It's hard to think of celebrities. Yeah. Like, what is like- How many are there? Like 25? What is the lowest- In my head. Johnny Carson.

Johnny Cash. Who's the lowest level celebrity you can think of that's still a celebrity? Oh. Bruce Flatch. Lowest level? Andy Milonakis. I think probably- Maybe-

Who was the cute Target boy? The boy that worked at Target. Oh, Mason Ramsey. Alex from Target. No, that was Walmart yodeling kid. He's back, by the way. Yeah, no, he is. He's grown up. He's got to be older now, right? We had him on PMT. It was very awkward. Was it? Oh my god, Kate was there.

It was very awkward. He interviewed a 13-year-old, and it was weird. Wait, was he in office? No, he was on a... We interviewed a 13-year-old, and it was weird. Wait, was he in office? No, we drove from New York to Atlanta. Holy shit. On the RV, it was PMT, Kate, and Roan, and we stopped in Nashville. Remember we did that party? That was awesome.

The night out in Nashville was super fun. And we did a watch party, and they just gave us cash. The night out in Nashville was super fun. That bar was amazing. And we did a watch party and they just gave us cash. Ah, but the next morning at like 8 a.m. Do you want to know what bar that was? Yeah, kind of. I remember we went to Nashville and I was like, we're going to Nashville. And then someone hit me up.

They're like, hey, we do a watch party. I was like, sure. And they're like, how about like four grand cash? I was like, sure. Yeah. And we just spread it. All of us got cash. That was awesome. But then the next morning at like 8 in the? Like, sure. Yeah. And we just spread it. All of us got cash. That was awesome.

But then the next morning at like eight in the morning, everybody was hung over and you pull up in front of Mason Ramsey's house in the RV. And when they went in. Yeah. Look at this. Yeah. It's awkward. It was weird.

And then to see this little boy following those two onto a bus was very weird. It was a very weird scene. How long ago was that? Was it 2018? Five years was 2018 five years six years ago yeah wow was that him now yeah that's him right now that's him now no i remember the beforehand his handler was like just so you guys know like he like here's what he feels comfortable talking about it's like peanut butter and jelly it was like yeah he's 13 wait play the clip he might even been younger yeah he looks like he's like seven oh my god this is so weird that we did this

yes sure okay oh no i'm not trying to teach you how to yodel like alan iverson but i'm teaching you how to yodel like mason okay i don't want to yeah i want. Okay. You're fake laughing there, Big Cat. Yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee. Yodel-a-ee, yodel-a-ee, yodel-a-ee. That's visual. It's hard to even watch it now. Yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee. Who was better?

Oh! Big Cat. Yeah. Give us one more yodel. Give us one more yodel. Give us one more yodel. I'm so uncomfortable that we did this. I'm sweating watching it. I remember walking out being like, that was weird.

Meanwhile, the house was next to Mason Ramsey. They were at a bachelor party that was leaving and they couldn't take all the liquor so they invited me into their house and I went into the house. I was like, you guys take that boy on the bus they were the bachelor party that was leaving and they couldn't take all the liquor so they invited me into their house and i went into the house i was like you guys take that boy on the bus i'm gonna go in the house of these strange men and i came out with two trash bags full of liquor yeah for the bus that was a fun trip that was a that was really fun trip and we had larry the uh oh yeah he was a little weird bus driver table guy Bus table guy? No. You bought a CB radio? Yeah, we ingratiated ourselves to Larry the bus driver a little too early, and it got weird.

That happens. It seems to happen a lot. I remember we watched an episode of SpongeBob and got super, super high, and then we got to the hotel, and I was so high that I got off, and Larry was like, where are we going to dinner? And I was like, no. And I just went to my room, and we going to dinner and I was like no and I just went to my room and I went to sleep I can't do this Larry I can't do this alright show you fired up yet

but Mason Ramsey might be the answer did you FaceTime anybody on your flight to Mexico oh yes against my will I forgot about that, too. I was getting ready to board my flight to Mexico, and a guy just comes up to me with a phone, and he's like, hey, it's Moro the Magician. And I was just like, okay.

He knew. And I just had to FaceTime him. And then the guy told me that Moro deals poker in his poker game. I was like, that is the worst person ever to do that that's a horrible morrow makes thousands of dollars every time i was morrow deal poker he's got plants in there for sure the guy can give you any card you want i'm trying to think of the equivalent yeah but that was weird to have someone just like he literally walked up and was like, look. I was like, oh, hey. Hey, Mauro.

He's everywhere. Yeah. He's everywhere. Yeah, I forgot about that. Damn. He might be in this room right now. He's that type of guy. Could be.

He could be. One of the coat racks. I was drunk at a barstool party once at the old office in New York. And I was in the bathroom. And this guest, you know, the sales people and whatever come. And she was like, here, take the phone. It's Meghan McCain, John McCain's daughter's daughter what and she was like in her pajamas in bed and i was like hello that's yeah handing someone a facetime is a i didn't know what to do

it's a weird move yeah feels very uncomfortable especially in public when you're like i can kind of hear you yeah yeah oh okay sounds good. Kate, I missed your story. I got two garbage bags of liquor. I was drunk in a bathroom. I was a stranger. I forgot about that part. What a liar. We literally did just finish interviewing a 13-year-old, and Kate was just walking back to the bus with all this liquor,

which when you put them all together, that does seem very bad. You were finished with the interview, and he was leaving, so that seems fine. Yeah, true. True. I think we played like a guest of oh my god.

I don't want to say what I did. Oh no. Okay, do you know? He did a guest this ass with Mason Ramsey. Oh, I'm now

vaguely remembering that his manager was like he likes to play like a mystery box game. And we did like, what does this feel like? It's all boxes. Oh, geez. No.

Oh, man. You're about to end up on TMZ, buddy. Yeah. Oh, this is. Oh. I'm a great kid. It's not his fault that I regret it I'd say

there's two interviews I regret and it's now that I'm thinking about it it's 13 year old Mason Ramsey and Carl Malone those are the two those are the two you regret fuck you're allowed to

Kate I would like to sometime this week uh we all bring in stuff you couldn't do while you were pregnant so we could bring in some lunch meat some cigarettes yes yeah and we just have a day of things you missed out on please do my cousin came one weekend to help me with the baby and i was like pat we're gonna go for a walk to like stretch my back out a little bit and i live near a bunch of bars and I had just taken a muscle relaxer and my cousin was like we're getting you some margaritas and I was like yes and it felt great

yeah we should do it we should also do a fellow Friday we should do fellow Friday while Kate has the banished goods yeah I would love that what else can't you do when you're pregnant fireworks okay perfect cigarettes Love that. What else can't you do when you're pregnant? Fireworks. Okay. Perfect.

Cigarettes. Cigarettes. Roller coaster. Roller coaster. Okay. Bring a roller coaster. Bring a roller coaster. Hot tubs. Hot tub.

Tuna fish. Tuna fish. Tuna fish in a hot tub. Deli meats. Deli meats. Yeah. We'll have a tuna fish party in a hot tub. I would love that.

Reverse cowgirl. Yeah. Oh, it smells like you got a tuna fish party in a hot tub I would love that Reverse cowgirl It smells like you had a tuna fish party in a hot tub That might be the worst party ever created A tuna fish hot tub party You want to come over? I made some tuna salad Where are we going to eat it? My hot tub

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Patty's. I'm excited for St. Patrick's in Chicago. So excited. Yeah, we're going to get crazy. Should we get drunk? Yes. We should do a drunk episode, not a case race, but a St. Patty's day.

What is St. Patrick's day? Sunday. So we do that Friday? Yep. Yes. Yeah. I mean, it's conference championship week.

You're probably a little preoccupied. Oh. Let's do Monday. We could tape one. No, let's tape one. Yeah. Oh, and we'll take Friday off. Yeah.

Love it. Fuck yeah. Let's tape one on like Monday night that week. Yep. That'd be perfect. I'm going to get wasted. Same. I'm going to get so fucked up.

How Irish are you? You sound so modern. Yeah, pretty much. How Irish are you? County Galway. Pretty Irish. I'm 50. Yeah, I'm a strong 50.

Yeah, I'm like 75. Oh. Not to brag. Oh, hell yeah. I don't know what I am. I'm not Irish at all. You're German. You're German, for sure.

Yeah. That's not really. I don't know if it's for sure. I think you're just from Mississippi. I don't know yeah i think mississippians are just from mississippi we don't really we don't really count on that'd be great if it was like we're lucky if we know our grandfather you're 23 and me was just like 100 percent biloxi yeah it might be i mean i don't know anything past my grandfather it stopped stopped right there. That's how I am. Did you guys know that St. Patrick's Day is the same numerical date every year? I did not know that.

Yes. This is 17th. What? Aren't most holidays that way? Most are, but like. Pretty much all of them except Thanksgiving. President's Day. Fourth of July changes. Yeah.

Wait. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. I love hearing all my days in the background. That's how you know. Got them. Got them. Yeah, most holidays are.

Thanksgiving. Yeah, besides Thanksgiving and like, I don't, Presidents Day is not a holiday. The small days like Columbus Day. Christmas, St. Patrick's, Fourth of July. It's like half. All right. Yeah, but I did know that. I did not know that, sorry. Yeah, Memorial 4th of July. It's like half. All right. Yeah, but I did know that.

I did not know that. Sorry. Yeah, Memorial Day changes. Okay. All right. Yeah, maybe. Labor Day. Big Cat, what should our first time being in Chicago for St. Patty's Day, what should

we do? Get drunk all day. Get somebody pregnant. Like anywhere specific or just wherever? Everywhere. Okay. Anywhere. Every bar in Chicago becomes anish bar for that day awesome

um i used to start drinking around like 8 a.m the best saint patrick's day is when you can get because like it's always the morning is just chaos everyone's drunk and then you hit that point where it's like early afternoon and people are like puking and just if you can get back if you can hold on and find a good spot at like 6 p.m when like the chaos has settled down a little bit yeah because a lot of the bars are like literally nuts to butts i'm excited for that yeah yeah i'm flying out maresh jacqueline's is obviously a great one yeah we're looking at like i gotta talk to maresh oh you hit me up and i look i got a link for you okay maresh if you're listening i'm gonna hit I think the key, too, is to have a friend

with a house near the action that you can kind of is your satellite throughout the day that you can go back to to regroup. I like that. Love that. I just have vivid memories of just being so fucking drunk and people walking by in strollers and stuff and being like, this is bad. This is really bad. I think it's acceptable.

It is, 100%. But I'm saying you have that out-of-body experience where like people are going through their regular saturday and you're oh yeah when you're hammered and you see someone jogging yeah okay did you have growing up with you uh the kids would play in the backyard and all the parents would get in the driveway and get drunk actually my parents would throw a huge saint patrick's day party every year and my dad and all the kids all the neighborhood kids spent the night across the street. Yeah.

And you weren't allowed over to where the party was. And he got DJed because he DJed on the weekends for extra money. So he got the DJ. Your dad did? Yes. Why did we just find out about that? Seriously. He did.

What kind of DJ? Like Avicii? He DJed weddings and events. And he was like an MC. He do oldies and shit? He play the hits. Yeah. And this was back when you had the huge case of CDs and and blah blah but he would turn our garage they would empty out

our garage and turn that into the dance floor with the dj set the whole house got my mom made like a million jello shots blah blah and then my dad and my neighbor got full ass like real bishop costumes and halfway through the party they'd disappear and then they'd come back dressed as like saint patrick as the bishops and blah blah and, blah. And every year, people would run over our mailbox. One guy broke his wife's leg on the dance floor. It was a fucking rager. No, they danced so hard, he, like, stomped her leg in half. And, like, yeah.

But it was, like, a banger. It was, like, notorious, this party in the region. Wait, do they still have it? No, they're in a 55 and up now but i would like to continue eventually someday i would like to pick up take that the mantle and continue it on but yeah no they used to throw like a huge huge you should do one do you have a garage you have a garage i have a roof deck and i have a mini garage what's a mini garage it is the tiniest can it fit a car it can fit a car but nothing else it like you can barely open your doors we don't use it we park on the street that's

just for suicide yeah suicide in saint patrick's yeah that's it that's two things yeah we don't put our car in it we have to park in the street it's like too small for us to hey you got to bring it back i should i would you guys come yes because i would go all out yeah no shit we have a like courtyard and everything and would you do it on the sun on actual same no you have to do on the saturday because i feel like i'd get eclipsed by the real city it's like do we go to the city or do we go to kate's uh but yeah i think i could do it on a saturday it's like i would do it early afternoon so that the Youngs could pregame there and then go about their evening. But I would count it as my big hurrah.

But I would love to throw St. Patrick's. If you're in Chicago and you want to come to my house, just show up. Yeah. I'd like to see those guys fight again. I love making jealous shots and all that stuff, too. You should tell your neighbors rough and rowdy. I should. That would be incredible yeah

now i'm gonna call the cops before that happens a real neighbor feud rough and rowdy that would be amazing where you have to be neighbors that hate each other holy shit yeah oh that's a whole tiktok genre there's a ton of them out there oh i'm texting devil now right now there's a ton of people incredible yeah you thought of it. Well, not really. You put it. Group.

I started it, but you finished it. It was all of us. We should have a neighbor rough and rowdy. We should have. I almost called the cops on the Volkanovski fight this weekend. Getting a little carried away. Too much going on. Wow.

Neighbors. That would be fucking sick. And they had like real beef yeah and they only went by like their address number all right steven are you ready for us so he says hotter or colder yeah yeah but it's it's based off of kind of nothing like sometimes he'll compare it to the most recent guest sometimes he'll compare it to okay you gotta read him and is it we just have to guess celebrity can we ask questions or no questions yes or no questions got it oh no wait no you guys are celebrity only select it's just warmer oh so i can't okay you can't ask any questions i can't be like male or female no it's just warmer or colder now we can discuss after the last warmer or colder what we think

might be okay all right i like that i like that okay i think i know who it is titus was very good at like deducing certain context clues okay k like that. I think I know who it is. Titus was very good at deducing certain context clues. Okay. Kate, you want to start? You know what it is? Yes. Is this person an ice cold? No.

We're not asking ourselves. Just say a name. Just say a name. Okay. Tonya Harding. Ice cold. Oh. That means black man.

Yeah. Yeah. That means a different winter Olympic sport. It could mean that. Dikembe Mutombo. Cold. Very cold. They're both cold.

Yeah. Okay. Eddie Vedder. Cold. Fuck. Dr. Phil. Warm. Fuck. Dr. Phil. Warm. Warm.

That could mean many things, though. Yeah. Maury Povich. Warmer, but pretty similar. Okay. Ricky Lake. So, cooler. This person's on TV, but not in the talk show. And he's probably a man

Yeah Oh But why would Why would Not a talk show But it could be Maury Povich be warmer Than Dr. Philbin

Oh I think I know what it is I know what it is Slightly warmer But I know what it is Jerry Springer Uh Same as before Like

Okay Regis Philbin Uh A little bit cooler Than previously Shit You guys are in the ballpark. I thought I had that.

No, sports. It's a TV sports. Bob Costas. Cooler than previous, but you guys are still in the ballpark. I like the reality TV personality. Keep in mind, one more time, I'm just going to tell you, might not be famous at all. Might be somebody in his hometown. Right, okay.

Shit. Rent for my bucks. Is it... My cousin Kevin who interned on the Jimmy Springer show. Is it Jesse Palmer? No. Cooler. I it Jesse Palmer? No. Cooler. I like that guess, though.

Yeah, that's a good guess. Stephen Colbert. Not reality. No. Cooler. Cooler. All right, we got to get back to the... Get back to where we were.

Yeah, we got to get back to life. Back to reality. Give me a second. I feel like Maury Povich was the warmest we got. Yeah. Was it, Stephen? I believe so. They're all pretty.

Can I say something, Nick? Your legs are looking a little rickety. I know, man. I know. Oh, no. Someone said if you just, they DMed me, they said if you just look at your legs, it looks like a woman's yoga ad. I just wanted to give you that thought.

That means sexy legs, man. Yeah, that's hot legs. Once I get up to 200. Yeah. All right, give me Howie Mandel. That's Blutman's godfather. That just dropped last week. What?

What show were we doing when he just dropped that? He was doing a sporkle. Yeah. And somebody was like, Howie Mandel, and he goes, oh, my godfather. That's my godfather. And we didn't really follow up. By the way, I missed the whole Blutman thing,

but I followed it. I love Boy Meets World. I loved that show. You've got to meet his dad. Great guy. Here, you want his dad? I've been texting his dad every day. Oh, my god.

He seems like a great guy. I followed him on Twitter like a creep. Yeah, no. He's the man. Yeah. You've got to get the Blutman experience. All right, wait. So you said what?

Howie Mandel. Cooler. Damn. Oh, man. So we're off right now. We're all, it's all pretty warm.. Cooler. Damn. Oh, man. So we're off right now. It's all pretty warm. Bob Barker. It's going to be mine.

We're still warm. What the hell? He's dead, so. Well, then I guess a little bit cooler. Bob Barker warm. He just upgraded Bob Barker to a little cooler based on the fact he's dead. Somebody make the graphic. I'm going to go off a little bit.

Tom Brokaw. No. He doesn't know who that is. He knows who it is. The last ones were Tatiana Ali, Vanna White, and Scotty Tuhati. True. This is, yes, warm. What?

It's a good progress. It's a news guy. Okay. It's a news guy. It's a news guy. It's closer to news than it is. Yeah. Okay. Closer to news than it is.

I think news was a good force. I think news got us a little closer. Yeah, you're right. But game show and news. Matt Lauer. Is he the NBC guy that's actually on the list? The secret button in his office. Yeah, he's the button guy.

Cooler. Okay. Brian Williams. He has no idea. I think I know who that guy is. So it might not be news. Who did you say? He changed his name to Bison Daly.

I don't remember. Tom Brokaw. Really? Tom Brokaw. Yeah? Tom Brokaw. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I have someone. I have someone.

I'm between two guys right now. Do you want me to say the two? No, no, you want. I've been there, brother. I have someone. I have someone. But I can't think of his name. Oh, I have someone.

Simon Cowell. No. Cooler. Stephen Shea is thinking of Anderson Cooper. Yep. Nope. Damn! Don't say no.

This is thrilling. Where are we at? 18. No, where are we at? Was that warmer or colder? Uh, it was cooler. What? What the hell?

Well, I mean, these are all pretty warm. These are all pretty warm. You guys have been in the ballpark. We're hot, but we're getting colder. Okay. I really thought it was Anderson Cooper. Tucker Carlson. We're still warm, but it's not.

Oh, man. I need more specific heat indexes. This is Ryan Seacrest. Cooler. Back to news. Back to news. Back to news. Who was a big news?

Oh, my God. Who's like a news guy news guy now i'd like to point out we haven't been hot yet he will tell you hot oh yeah bill o'reilly a little warmer i think oh wow interesting i'm not super familiar with his work but i think uh i think that's a little bit warmer okay we're still we're still warm i don't think it's because he's dead. Does it matter? Is Ben O'Reilly dead? No. It doesn't matter.

But he got colder because Bob Barker was dead. I'm pretty sure this guy's alive. I'll let you guess that. I'll wait. But he's old then. The fact that he's pretty sure, yeah. He's old. I know.

Yeah, I think we're thinking the same thing. I don't know if this guy's dead. If I'm, once I say it, I'm just going to say it. I don't care. Larry King. That's who I was thinking. No, but we're in the ballpark still. You're not saying the right words.

All right. I know what you're going to guess. I'm going to let you guess it. I'll say, I'll say Jon Stewart. No. Okay. I was going to guess. I'm going to let you guess it. I'll say Jon Stewart. No. Okay. I was going to guess Larry King. Oh, I thought you were going to guess Rush Limbaugh.

No, no, I didn't. Guess it. Rush Limbaugh. No. Fuck. Someone made a noise. That was Zaz. I love Rush Limbaugh.

Damn. Alex Jones. No. I'm wrestling balls. Damn. Alex Jones. No. I'm not convinced Steve and Che knows any of these guys. I was thinking that. I heard Steve's in a spot. Now we got one last round. It's not Tucker Carlson.

It's the other guy. Sean Hannity. I don't know who that is. Oh, I know who it is. I keep thinking I know who it is, but I think I know who it is. It still might be football related. No, I know who it is. I keep thinking I know who it is, but I think I know who it is. It still might be football related. No, I know who it is. I don't.

I do. Okay. He said. Do you want me to throw in my guess? You want to pass? Get mine? Yeah, go to yours. Wolf Blitzer.

He doesn't know Wolf Blitzer for sure. What chance he knows who Wolf Blitzer is? He thinks that's a position in football. I'm taking mine. I'm taking mine. I'm doing Bill Maher. I know who that is. What is he?

Just so I can frame my answer correctly. What is he best known for? Bazaar's biggest enemy. Is that Andy Bernard? I have two guesses left. I think you guys have gotten a little bit. Let's crowdsource our last guess. Okay, hold on.

I have an idea that has sports related that he might be it might get us. But Jay, the ballpark might just be white guys. No, I have a sports related one. Do you want me to throw it out there? You guys are going to be mad at yourself if you don't get it. Oh no, the ballpark might just be white guys. No, I have a sports related one. Do you want me to throw it out there? You guys are going to be mad at yourself if you don't get it. Oh no, then mine's wrong.

I was going to say that the guy Kornacki who does the fucking polls, he also does it for like NBC, like wild card. Alright, how about... He gets introduced later in the season. Do you think we got away from hosts, Jeff Probst wouldn't be it? No.

He says we're going to be mad if we don't know. Who's like the statistics guy Silver? Dan Rather? Chris Cuomo? Oh. Nate Silver? Nate Silver. Think about all the guesses and what I've said to all.

Yeah, but we haven't been hot yet. That's the problem. You've just been like... Is this the easy one? This is supposed to be the easy one. Oh no! I knew this was going to happen. Oh fuck. I thought you guys were going to get it by 20 based on how you started. Alright, so Brokaw

got us in the game. But I still feel like Dr. Phil was close too. Did we give up on Black Dudes? Arsenio Hall? Oh! What? Who's the one that shit himself in the White House? Al Roker.

He didn't shit himself, did he? Say it! Al Roker. No. Wait, what's the temperature? Cold. What about white? There's no chance it's like Howard Stern. What about? White. Did we say white? There's no chance it's like Howard Stern.

Oh. Also. Because of interviews. Let's just talk real quick. Three celebrities. They've all been white. Except for the black one. Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. Whoa. All right. We have one last guest. I'm not asking this. I'm asking the guys. Did we say Peter Jennings yet?

No. But he's dead and he doesn't know who he is. I feel like the Dr. Phil thing. Because he said we would have gotten it at 20. I'm not asking this. I'm asking the guys. Did we say Peter Jennings yet? No, but he's dead and he doesn't know who he is. I feel like the Dr. Phil thing because he said we would have gotten a 20. I'm confident at least four, if not all of you guys know the answer. Or know who this person is. Well, none of us know who this person is. Wait, TJ, have you been told the answer? Yeah.

And TJ is vigorously shaking his head. Mook doesn't know who this is. Okay. For sure. Mook doesn't know who it is. If it For sure. Mook doesn't know who it is. If it's not ice. It's a woman. No, I don't think it's a woman.

He doesn't think about women. He thinks about pussies he wants to eat. Can you say the warmest we got? If you had to pick one person we've met. Yeah, what was the warmest? Why are you contorting yourself? There's like multiple different factors, right? I would say a combination of Tom Brokaw and Maury. Oh, Gerardo Rivera.

That's your best guess so far. Oh. Phil Donahue? Who was it? Oh, the British guy. Who was it? DJ, pull him up. Sorry.

You could brace yourself for anything. John Walsh. Are you fucking kidding? What? John Walsh. Yeah. I don't know who that is. What?

We never would have gotten it. The America's Most Wanted guy. We never would have gotten it. John Walsh? Show a picture of him in a leather coat. That's how you know who he is. John Walsh. We talked about him on this show.

What is he? Unsolved Mystery? No, America's Most that's your that's your easy one yeah he hasn't hosted that show in 25 years oh my god it just came back we all right now i don't feel bad that i wasted my last guest on a raw though because we could have done a hundred no we never would have guessed that we never would have guessed that all right damn i knew i love this game it is frustrating you guys got way into news. Like, he's kind of news. But he's not.

Well, Bill O'Reilly, what? It's all true events. But there's nothing we could have said that would have been hot there. Who could we have said that would have been hot? I said it was like Maury slash Tom Brokaw. We could have said the guy who did Perfect Mix. What was the other John? There was another guy who did Perfect Mix. What was the other John? There was another guy who did. Robert Stack

did Unsolved Mysteries. I thought about doing it. Chris Hansen might have been close. Oh, Chris Hansen. Well, I don't want to end on a miss. No, no. We got to keep going. This is exactly what I want. When I saw this game on a boat in Mexico, no big deal,

and I was like, I wish i was there i knew how frustrating it would be i wanted to be frustrated yeah he's the most frustrating brain we have yes you guys got to think about what i i don't know all those news people like i've heard of them but i don't i don't know john walsh no no but steven john walsh is like we can't get into your brain your brain is impossible that's this game all right so go to your harder one we gotta go to the next one all right i can make it easier if you guys want no no no i want it purely you i want to get one i'm not ending the show till we get one we did get tatyana ali i saw that that was uh we got vanna white easier and then scotty too hotty we got close for a while and just

who is that it's a wrestler from the 90s all right steven do you have yours i said stone cold second because i want to calibrate it all right he's gonna calibrate it and just... Who is that? It's a wrestler from the 90s. Alright, Steven, do you have yours? I said Stone Cold... Give me a second because I want to calibrate it. Alright. He's going to calibrate it? I said Stone Cold Steve Austin at guess like six and we spent the next 20 guesses doing 90s wrestlers and didn't get it. Damn. He's calibrating

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How about this winter guys? Easy. We had two bad weeks. Simple. Now that's not wood. The one thing is it could still be bad like late March early April. It's like, oh, shit, the snow came out of nowhere.

It's going to be 60 degrees. We've got to just enjoy it while we got it. This has been an insane run. I'm going to go to the old ball yard today. You're in the ball yard? What ball yard? Me and the boys are going to go throw the ball around. Oh, throw the ball.

Oh, in the yard. Nice. I'm going to walk into the Bean after work. Going to the Bean? Yes. I haven't seen the Bean in a while. I'm going to go lay down. I brought my kids to the hockey game the other day.

Yeah. And my 11-year-old, I said, all right, first time in Chicago, where do you want to go? He said, I'm going to go to the Bean. That's the one place you want to go. You want to go to the Bean? We didn't go to the Bean. It's under construction. You've got to walk too much at the Bean.

What do you mean? No. You can't park right beside the Bean. You can park very close to the Bean. You can't park. You've got to walk to the Bean. There's a parking garage under it. You've got to walk to the Bean.

Of course, the guy can't find it. It's also in jail right now. Nick, look it up. I've never even heard of it. Oh! Hold on. Wait, you can park at the bean. I couldn't park at the bean.

Yeah, you can park at the bean. We walked a half a mile to the bean. It's actually an awesome kids park. It has a bunch of stuff right by the bean that's all ages. It's like an Ikea. Is that where you find out your next people to interview? It's a pathway. Hey, kid. You went on part in my team.

TJ, I didn't realize when Kara came in that she said, she was like, she called PFT short. I didn't realize she was actually on camera when she said that. Yeah, she was in the- I just sent it to you. You gotta play it.

The weather girl interviews for advisors. Wait, she was a potential weather Girl interviews for Advisors. She was in a potential Weather Girl? Yeah. Wow. And she was so down. She was like, absolutely. She's like, I just had surgery for a tumor, but I'll be in.

I was like, oh, my God. What a delight. I just sent you the clip. I love TJ. I had no idea. Do you have any partial content outside of the Instagram or whatever? Is there any shows you listen to or watch or anything? Part of my take I watched with the I don't want to call him like a but... Okay. I'm too nice. Is he a dwarf?

Is he a midget? I don't know. Dwarf is the right term, yeah. Okay, little man. Oh, that hurts me. Little man is tough. Yeah, she was on camera. Shadow Kara.

All right. Do you have your next one, Steven? I do. I feel like it's a little bit easier. Yeah, he was on camera. Kara, shadow Kara. All right. Do you have your next one, Steven? I do. I feel like it's a little bit easier. Yeah, he was a little sassy with that idea. Yeah, he was. All right, who wants to start? He was a little bit sassier.

I will. He said sassier? No, his I do. He went, I do. Oh, okay. Sounded like the Zac Brown band. Oh, yeah. Is it Jesus Christ? Very cold. I don like the Zac Brown band. Oh, yeah. Is it Jesus Christ?

Very cold. I don't know who that is. Oh, very cold. Is it Satan? Yeah. No. Okay. We just wasted two guests.

That's okay. Jesus Christ, Satan. Joe Biden. Cold. Big three. Old. Same ages. Jalen Brunson.

Lukewarm. Maybe warm. Okay. Maybe warm. So athlete-ish. Google who that is. I'm going to go back to the wrestling. He likes the wrestling.

I'm going to go Paul Bearer. Cooler for sure. Okay. So maybe go to basketball? It's athletic. Is it Ichiro? Cool. Okay. So closer to base basketball. I'm just picking. I know this

isn't the person but I'm trying to narrow the sport down. Is it Jalen Hurts? Colder than previous guests. So the warmest to be basketball related. Yeah. Charles Barkley. colder than previous guests. So the warmest would be John and his jailer. It could be basketball related. Yeah. Charles Barkley.

Warmish. Warmish. Okay. That didn't really help. No, it didn't help a lot. I'll say warm. I'll say warm. Okay.

So it's basketball. Well, I don't want you to say something you don't want to say because then we're going to get confused. All right. Back down to warmish. Warmish. I thought it was warm., back down to warmish. Warmish. I thought it was warm. It's warmish or warm? Warmish.

Like a hen. I'll just take a shot at Steven's brain being dumb. Dikembe Mutombo. Same as Charles Barkley. Maybe a little bit cooler then. Jalen Brunson was the warmest I'd say Barkley is the warmest?

you acted like Jalen Brunson was the warmest Barkley's the warmest who's the warmest? I guess I get Barkley 90's basketball I'm thinking maybe a coach could be an announcer but if it were like Ernie Johnson, that would have been hot.

Reggie Miller. No. I got a cameo from Dikembe Mutombo. Reggie Miller? Is that the guess? No, but we're in the same ballpark. Warm. I think announcer might be the way to go.

Rick Carlisle. Almost hot Whoa Okay I think it's announcer I think it's announcer Rick Carlisle was announcer for a while White announcer though Yeah Okay

I think I know it I know it I know it I know it I don't think you know it I know it I know it Hold on I'm googling

He's saying I don't know it That's frustrating I'd like to see TJ's face Is it my guess? Yeah Bill Walton I know it. Hold on, I'm Googling way too fast. He's saying I don't know it. That's frustrating. I'd like to see TJ's face. Is it my guess? Yeah. Bill Walton. Cooler than previous guess, but I'm not sure.

It's NBA. You think it's definitely an announcer? I don't know. Could be a coach. Pat Riley. Oh, good one. What was the previous? Rick Carlisle was the previous best guess.

That is right in there with Carlisle. That's probably the best guess. So you think it's Coach? I was going to say Marv Albert. Try it. Oh, I like that. Marv Albert. Let's see where it takes us.

Cooler than previous. All right, so it's Coach. All right, so I'm going to stay on coach. I think next, Mike D'Antoni. Pat Riley was previous. Cooler than previous guesses. But, I mean, we're still hot. Mike D'Antoni. We're hot.

We're hot right now, boys. I'm liking where we're at. What's his name? George Carl? Yeah. You're guessing name? George Carl? Yeah. You're guessing coaches? George Carl. No change from previous guesses.

Yeah, we're still hot. All right. No, we're on the sidelines. It could fuck around and be like a referee. I would say you're a little bit hot. It might be a little bit hot. It might be a vendor. It could be a referee.

It could be like... You think it's that turban guy at the Raptors games? Is it Turban fan? All right, Kate. Mid-2000s NBA coaches. I just sent you one. Oh, you did? Okay.

Off the top of my head, Larry Brown. Same as previous. Fuck. That would have been awesome. So you Larry Brown. Same as previous. Fuck. That would have been awesome. So you would still describe us as hot? I would say you're a little bit hot. Only a little bit hot? Only a little bit hot.

That changes everything. A little fucking A. Oh, guys, guys, guys. Let me throw something at you. Go. Coaches is hot. A little bit hot. But I think maybe it's not a basketball coach.

That would be insane if it wasn't involved with basketball. But maybe it's a coach. But we got cold when we went Jalen Hurts. We didn't go football coach, though. Yeah, but. What about a coach who played? Pat Riley was the hottest. And Rick Carlisle, who also.

So in my head, I'm thinking Steve Kerr. Yeah. And I'm thinking Stan Van Gundy. Okay. So in my head, I'm thinking Steve Kerr. Yeah. And I'm thinking Stan Van Gundy. Okay. You know either one? I'll go with either one. Steve Kerr. No change since previous.

This game is so annoying. Do we throw out Andy Reid and see what he says? You want me to? I'm going to. All right, I'll do it. Andy Reid. Cooler. See?

We need to do it. He checked. He checked. We need to do it. All right. You're right. You He checked. Okay, so we're back to basketball coaches. Doc Rivers. Same as previous. Alright guys, let me fuck around. Pat Summitt. Hot.

I should say hotter. Oh, you said hot. You said hot. Oh, do you want a name? Yes. I'm so fucking dumb. I'm sorry. You want to go Gino? Yeah.

I'm going to say. No Gino? Yeah. Top of my head, Gino Arayama. Correct. Yes! I did it. I knew it.

Nick, wait. All right. Okay. Nick unlocked that. Kate, great guess. Wow, anytime. That's the way to beat this. You had hot on coaches and then guessed five straight NBA coaches.

You have to switch the category. I got to play one more. Che, give us your hardest. Oh, man. You want my hardest? No. I hated that. Babe, you want my hardest? No. Ugh. I hated that. Babe, you want my

hardest? I don't think you can handle my hardest. I'll give you my hardest. We got a mango orange.

That would be the funniest thing to like after you dump a chicken. You never even had me at my hardest. I can feel my tube shriveling up.

Whatever landfill they're in right now. Some of your tubes are screaming. Yeah, yeah. You think like a stray dog is just whipping those things around right now? Yeah. He didn't Google it, you guys. We texted it to her.

Yeah, I didn't Google it. How would she Google college women's basketball coach? Well, she would have needed to know who Pat Summitt was. To be honest, I thought, is Pat Summitt a woman? Yeah. Yes. Oh, okay. But she's a women's basketball coach. Who did? Well, she would have needed to know who Pat Summitt was. To be honest, I thought, is Pat Summitt a woman? Yeah. Yes. Oh, okay. But she's a women's coach.

And then Gino is as well. Is a woman's coach? See, I didn't know that. I didn't Google that. Yeah. What school? UConn. Okay. He's about to break the record for most wins all time.

Damn. He just went second, didn't he? He just passed Coach K. Wow. Yeah. Dude, that girl Sabrina can fucking fucking i an eskew i an eskew i couldn't announce it yeah i didn't want to take a gamble on that but she's good did y'all do on part of my take uh the jay williams take of caitlin clark yeah i love it you love that he said

it i love i love everything i've gone i've totally flipped caitlin cl Clark, I initially didn't like her because of the flop. I agree. Ohio State. Kaitlyn Clark, no matter what anyone says about her, people get mad. She makes people go nuts. And I love that. I love her for the ecosystem. Is she him?

She is him. She is undoubtedly him. We should make that shirt. She's him? She's him. Yeah, no, whatever you say about Caitlin Clark, people will get furious. That's crazy. She's a cheat code right now. Yeah.

So I'm a big Caitlin Clark fan just for the Discord. Because she makes non-Iowa people just batshit crazy. She also makes Iowa people batshit crazy. Whatever side you're on, you are fucking crazy. Is Iowa an enemy of yours? Oh, yeah. Big time. Okay.

Probably my number one enemy. Iowa is your number one enemy? Mm-hmm. Over Ben Mintz? He's not an enemy. He's a play toy. Five years of enemieship with Iowa. Yeah.

Is he here today? No. No. On a Tuesday? He had a great day yesterday. You kidding? Going belly down in a crowd, sir. Dick down.

What a video. He really is. Oh, we never discussed this. Viva La Stool had it yesterday right after the yak. Did y'all see the video of him walking into the yak? No. What was in his pockets? No.

Could be anything. I don't know what it was. I think Viva had it right at like 1 o'clock yesterday, TJ. But he was walking into this studio right there, and his pockets were doing some things. And I have no idea what was going on there. Dude, March 20th, 2023, I had to DM him, what is in your pocket here? Right. We talked about that.

Remember that? Yeah, there was something on the yak. Look at his pockets. Oh my god. It looks like an iPad. Yeah. He's got an iPad in there. That's how he stays entertained. It's both of them. What is that? What is in there? Vincy, he woke up. Does he have a tool?

He might have crowdsurfed this morning. He's got a toolbox? Oh, that's my prisoner of Azkaban copy. That's the new wave. He might be on that new shit. Jacob Elordi's been carrying around books in his pocket. It's a Bible he found in the ocean. He definitely would have a book in his pocket. I tried to do it.

What was it? Look at that thing. What was it? We don't know. Oh. I don't know. I guess that's, is the new phone that big? No.

Damn. Is it a cafeteria tray? It's like an Acme anvil yeah is he is he what the fuck is that is he wearing football pads i think he is i think it's a block of american a block of cheese what is it i sent sent TJ the one that made me DM him. I'm going to call him because I need to know what this is. What was in his pocket? And he immediately pulls it out.

What's in the right pocket, though? The right pocket's like... That's a stuffed pocket if you don't see the other pocket. Is he doing the pants thing on purpose? Is he weighing them down? That's got to be on purpose. No way he's here, right? No, he's not on a Tuesday.

There, he had a good wake-up mincey. Kyle's never been on, huh? No. No, don't bring that up. It got heated. Also, what did celery do to Kyle? He hates caloric negative foods. You'd think he'd like them.

Taking the day off. Yeah. What could he be doing? Okay. We tried. Guys, he was here yesterday. Well could he be doing? Okay. We tried. Guys, he was here yesterday. We had to wake up. Oh, shit.

What's this picture? He's got a... Is that a pan in his pocket? I had to DM him. I was like, Bintzy, I don't talk to you that often. We talked about that on the Yak. Yeah.

And I forgot what it was. This is going to bother me until I get an answer. Yeah. Call Moody. Moody's probably locked in Menz's cage right now. He's not allowed to go to work with me.

Yeah, that was a CD player. That's a bowl of French onion soup. Yeah. TI84 calculator someone just said. And look, his other pocket looks huge too. Perfect circle, yeah. Yeah, it's his things. He has those puffy pants.

It's not like it's cargo pants. Those are just... No. What the fuck? What was in his pocket? Yeah. Well, we'll find out the next time he's at the office. Yeah. That's going to gonna bother me i need to know

well you should uh you should make him share his location with you yeah i should i should air tag him yeah we should tag you shoes that'd be so easy wait wait wait and then before oh i'm gonna buy some air yeah that'll be so easy to do yes before every show we can guess and whoever's closest to where Mincy is I don't know I could I could string the air tag

through like a piece of floss and write king of the south on it it would be like uh oh wearing that around alright I'm getting an air tag pack right now

and we're gonna I'm gonna air tag him what the fuck he reposted it too he's taunting us crowd surf breakdown you got him yep nice oh he's calling me back There it is Mincy Yeah, I'm here

Where are you? I'm here in the office Alright, come down to the act real quick I don't think he's in the office Guilty, guilty, guilty That's how I always pick up the phone I'm here He's taking a cab to the airport

Should we just tell him that we're going to air tag him? He's going to be so out of breath Because he'll forget that we air tagged him He'll think it's a Twitter tag. All right, I'm going to buy an air tag key holder too. So we'll just put it on his keys. But then he'll probably lose his keys. I'd like to know where he is.

It'd be funny if we just pull it up and he's like somewhere in the south. I want him to just be kind of in the middle of the ocean. Yeah. What the fuck? Made a wrong turn. Yes. We're going to air tag this motherfucker. I'm in the office.

I'm here. Yeah, this is a... I'm not that big, Nancy. Oh, I hear him. He. Oh, he got stopped. He got stopped by someone. He stopped himself. You know, if he's here, it shouldn't have taken this long to... Yeah, where the hell?

Where is he? Do we have eyes on him? Oh, there you go. Oh, he's still got it. What's going on over here? I think it's the phone. Yeah, but what about the other one? What about the wallet?

Mincy. Hey, what's going on, Mincy? What's up, man here? I think it's the phone. Yeah, but what about the other one? What about the wallet? Mincy. Hey, what's going on, Mincy? What's up, man? How we doing? Mincy, sit down. How we doing? We got two things for you. All right.

One, what's in your pockets? Wallet. That's your phone. That's your phone. That's your cell phone. Why do you wear your wallet in the front pocket? Or have your... So wait, what was it?

Show the picture. Is that always... I always have a lot of stuff in my front pocket. Because I just wear my wallet in my front pocket. Why? Look at this. Is this your... I had a cell phone charger in there too. Yesterday? Yeah.

Alright. I had a cell phone charger. Can I use the mic? I had a cell phone charger, wallet. Yeah, just the same as today, except for a cell phone charger use the mic I had a cell phone charger wallet yeah just the same as today except for a cell phone charger let's see that wallet again

the wallet so the thing with the wallet is it's a pretty big wallet but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna take this

what it's got a pen in it what are you gonna do there's a pen what are you gonna are you going to do? There's a pen in it. Like a click pen? No, look at that. I have no comment. I have no comment.

There's an outline of a pen in his wallet. It's like Han Solo. Yeah. He's got a pen in his wallet. Why? I think scenes. Like a vape pen? Maybe.

Oh. Oh, okay. Back on the sauce? That's the one that you threw in the chute the other day? No, that's a different one. Oh. Oh, okay. Back on the sauce? That's the one that you threw in the chute the other day? No, that's a different one. Okay. By throwing your vape pen in the chute every time, you're just having to go out and buy a new one? No, that one's not a nicotine one.

This is cashless. Cashless? Cashless. Yeah, cashless. But yeah, I don't know. It's from the New Orleans days. Everybody getting pickpocketed. I'd keep my wallet in my front pocket all the time.

All right, so then the second question is, do you consent to me Apple AirTagging you? What does that mean? I'm going to put an AirTag on your keys, so that way I can track where you are at all times. I won't use it against you. Let me think about it. Okay.

That is a bit, I mean, it would be funny. Yeah, no, I would love to be able to just be like, pull up my phone and be like, there's Mincy. That does sound like good content. Yeah. You can think about it. Sleep on it. Okay.

I don't think I go anywhere that like. Well, I wouldn't, if it was, if you were going, like I would never just be like, oh, Mincy, what were you doing there? It would be during the, yeah. We're also going to do it at like one o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah, we're not. I don't think I'm going anywhere.

I'm not like that shady, you know. No, I'm not going to be checking up on you at night. Now it makes me want to know what he's doing. No, I know, but I mean, I was thinking. It sounds like you're shady. No, he said he's not that shady. No, no, that would be funny. Mincy, it's an honor.

Yeah, yeah, okay. All right, all right. I just bought them, so we'll get them tomorrow. Okay. We'll tag you. That would be funny. That would be realcy, it's an honor. Yeah, yeah, okay. All right, all right. I just bought them, so we'll get them tomorrow. Okay. We'll tag you. That'll be funny. That'll be real funny for Mincy to her. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you'll be like a shark out in the wild. Yeah. It would be just like that. You can hit me up anytime to, like, report. See the trail. We'll know exactly where you went. We'll make a map of it. Yeah.

Okay. And then I can, like, call you if it's funny. Like, call in. Yeah, perfect. Whatever. Hey, whatever you need, big cat. All right. Love it. Thank you, Mincy. All right. I won't abuse it. I hope you had a if it's funny, like, call in. Yeah, perfect. Whatever. Hey, whatever you need, big cat. All right. Love it.

Thank you, Mincy. All right. I won't abuse it. I hope you had a good trip. Oh, thank you. I did. That's cool. Appreciate the support on the crowd surfing.

It was funny. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I supported you, but it was great. You did. You saved Mincy's world. Oh, yeah, that's true. I did support you. It is Mincy's world. It is true.

And you were trending. Again. Yeah, the Friday one was probably not for the best. That was Dave just losing his shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was Dave losing his shit on me again. Yeah, do you want to actually say the hashtag just in case right now? Yeah, hashtag DK partner.

Okay, thank you. Good work. Make sure. Great college baseball on something. Wait, what? Great college baseball? We're going to bet on it? The thing is, it used to be hardly anything non-conference.

Now they've got run lines, regular lines, and totals for everything. Okay. Yeah, it's pretty awesome on DK. Hashtag DK partner. There you go. Good work. That was close. Oh, have a sag now.

How did that get in there? I slid it in. It's a candy bar I bought. Yeah, easily tagged. You're going to like it. Yeah. I'm excited to tag him. This is going to be great.

Yeah. TJ, you might have to set it up so you can get the interactive map. I kind of want it to be like a shark. I want him to have his ear pierced with the tag. The apple tag dangling. The crease of the back of his neck. I want to see him try to throw us off the trail. I know.

Like he leaves it in here. The best part about it is telling him he'll forget that he has it within a week. A week? Yeah, maybe even quicker. TJ, I might have you set it up so that way you can pull up the interactive map whenever we want to figure out where Mincy is. Do like Pokemon Go. Yes. Yes. set it up so that way you can pull up the interactive map yeah whenever we want to figure out where mincy is do like pokemon go yes yes oh man all right last round last round let's do it kate won so she starts oh yeah that was all me um i'm gonna go go with Nancy Kerrigan again. No, can I undo that?

Yeah, sure. I feel like you're not going to do an ice skater. Sean White. I was just thinking that. Really? Yes. You kind of always are. There.

You said cold to Sean White? Yeah. Cold. Shania Twain Pretty cool Pretty cool I think it's still cold honestly Okay

Okay Let's go with John Elway Cold let's go with John Elway cold he just did sports Sable warmer than John Elway

but still cold Matthew Broderick cold sometimes when we're guessing I don't know if he knows he doesn't Eric. Cold. Sometimes when we're guessing, I don't know if he knows. He doesn't. He doesn't. What was the warmest we got?

What's that sound? Sable was a little warm. Sorry, it's me. Sable a wrestler? A female wrestler. Brock Lesnar's wife. Goddamn. So maybe it's a little.

They're married? The kids these days, Brandon, They don't know fucking Sable. She was on Playboy. It was awesome. Learn your fucking history, man. It was awesome. Is it me? Yeah. Shit, I'm sorry.

Kelly Clarkson. Cold, but kind of cool, I guess. We got nothing going here. We have nothing. Yeah, you don't have a lot of headway. Leslie Mann. Cool. Why'd you say it like that?

Steve Carell. Cold. Fuck. What genre of human? Genre of human. Danica Patrick. Lukewarm. I don't know.

That actually hurts us. Is that we're going to waste it on some NASCAR drivers or something? But is it a woman who does something that's not typically womanly? That's what I'm thinking. Oh, what's the woman? Do we know any female doctors? God, no. Bethany Hamilton. Is that the surfer?

The asymmetrical one. She didn't start off that way. Cool, cool. How are you sitting like that I don't know is it better for your back why does your chair turn sideways nothing is good nothing feels good

so I've been trying to find a spot fuck it's a woman who does something maybe who's a mountain what is it a mountain climber lady no um shit I don't know any women a woman who does something that a man is supposed to do i got it satisfy a woman i'll defer to mook amelia erhart

cool like she's famous for crashing by the way yeah yeah um we got nothing rosa parks why do i hear the yeah still cool damn i guess tj's uh dude i'm blowing this i'm are we certain what was our warmest no it's stable but it still wasn't no okay i think i got it danica was the warmest yeah Danica probably what women does Steven know he doesn't know more than like we're sure it's a woman I don't know

RuPaul Zaha how do you know who that is love that show pause pause pause. It's a great show. Caitlyn Jenner. Cool, but I guess... Would Bruce Jenner be warmer?

No. Okay, so then it's probably warmer. Oh, no. I'll say. It is a woman. Oh, no. I'll say it is a woman. Okay, all right. All right, let's get away from everything we've done so far. Beyonce. Cold.

No, because I said Kelly Clarkson. Yeah. It's got to be Mary Magdalene. I don't know who that is. Oh, oh, oh, oh. We got to also think about what we've been talking about. We talked about Caitlin Clark. Let's maybe get some women athletes.

Women athletes. Yeah. Yeah. Kate, you know all of them. Brittany Griner. Women athletes. Women athletes. I think we're still Lukewarm maybe

Lukewarm But kind of cool What the hell So Danica Patrick was What's like a not Oh oh okay Alright yeah go go I don't have anything yet

Michaela Maroney I have no idea who that is Okay Simone Biles Yes That shouldn't count as two guests Cause he doesn't know who the first one was. It's the same guest. Hot soup coming across the court. No closer than we were before.

Hot soup. Always bring your hot soup across the court. NFL referee. I wanted to see it fall so bad one time. NFL side judge Sarah Thomas. Still cool. What the hell? We're so fucked on this one.

Katie Ledecky. Good one. I do not know who that is. God damn, Shay. Are you serious? That was a great guess. No, we're still no better than Luke Warm. I'm thinking Danica was close.

Go Daddy. Hot girl that's also an athlete. That's. Oh. I don't think it's an athlete. Might just be hot girl. Anna Kournikova. No.

No closer. But then we got to figure out who Che thinks is a hot girl. Oh. That's tough. And I already said the NFL official. So we're probably fucked. Yeah. Oh, man.

I'm also thinking of actresses that have played girls. That played girls? That played girls. Right, so that knows it down to every actress. Lena Dunham. Athletes. And some actors. Hilary Duff. Cool. Cool.

Fuck. Nothing's happening. Oh, wait. I think it's Ronda Rousey. Oh. Maybe a little bit warmer than Hilary Duff, but we're still not. This game is so annoying because every guess I feel like is the right guess. You guys are sticking very close to one.

Michelle Obama. Again, women. Big Mike. Technically a little bit closer, but we're really not. What's the technicality there? I'm so confused. Wait, who's the warmest we've had?

You guys are really struggling. Who's the warmest we've had? Closer in age with Michelle Obama. Who's the warmest we've had? Closer in age with Michelle Obama. Who's the warmest we've had? An athlete. An older woman athlete. There hasn't been anyone that's particularly very close. But what's the warmest guest we've had?

Michelle Obama slash Kelly Clarkson. Danica Patrick. What? Olivia Munn. That's not old enough. Yeah, but that's Aaron Rodgers dated her. Danica Patrick. What? Olivia Munn. That's not old enough. Yeah, but that's Aaron Rodgers dated her. Danica.

Cool. Fuck, not old enough. Alicia Silverstone. Old, closer to That's a good one. Closer to to Michelle Obama. Becky Hammond.

Getting a little bit warmer. I guess that can be technically clarified as like lightly warm. Who's that can be technically clarified as lightly warm. Who's that? Assistant basketball coach. Or she was. Older woman.

Lisa Leslie. No change from Becky Hammond, I guess. I guess no. Slightly better, but you're right. Who'd you just guess? Her and Becky Hammond, not much. Becky Hammond is an assistant basketball coach for the Spurs, or at least she was.

Lisa Leslie is an all-time great women's basketball player. And he said Lisa Leslie's closer than Becky Hammond. Yeah, slightly. I can't think of any women in the 50s. Fuck. Who's – I'm thinking – Jenny Finch.

I'm not sure who that person is. No, it doesn't count, doesn't count, doesn't count. Who would change? If you can explain it to me, I can say it. No, no, no. Well, if you don't know who. No, it doesn't count. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. If you can explain it to me, I can say it. No, no, no. If you don't know who it is, then... Mia Hamm. That's probably the best guess so far.

Oh, okay. That's not it. Oh. That's warm. Okay. Email Olympian. What's the lesbian's name? Older.

Oh, Zah's favorite. Megan Rapinoe. No, but older, older, older, older, older. Okay, all right. Famous women Olympians. Navratilova? He's no way, no sad. I know who... favorite uh megan rapinoe no but older older older older older okay all right famous women olympians uh never tolova he's no way he knows that i know him no i think he does jackie joiner cursey no way he knows that i know that is no way steffi graf that's your that's probably the best guess so who's the one who got stabbed monica selleles. Wait, Steffi Graf is close, but Anna Kournikova

wasn't? Aren't they tennis? It's age. It's age. It's women age. We've got to come up with two great guesses here. I'm going to steer you a little bit. It's not technically an athlete. Okay. Oh my god. We're 28 guesses in.

Thanks for steering us in the right direction. These guesses, I mean. Okay, so. It was our warmest. I'm trying to think milf. It was a combo of Michelle Obama, Danica Patrick, and. No, whoever you said recently. Steffi Graf.

Becky Hammond, Lisa Leslie. No, I said one. What was the one I said? Or Steffi Graf. Mia Hamm. Mia Hamm was close. Mia Hamm, Mia Hamm, yes. But not technically an athlete.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's got to be. I think it's got to be a sideline reporter. And it's probably the one who. Tafoya? No. Yeah. Maybe.

Hold on. Not Tafoya. But then he wouldn't have said it kind of warm with Michelle. Oh, Tafoya's older. Michelle Tafoya's older. No, no, no, no, no. Who's the NBA girl? Doris Burke.

Doris Burke. He loves Doris Burke. Doris Burke. He loves Doris Burke. Doris Burke. It's a good guess, but no. How good of a guess is it? Yeah, yeah. I guess, yeah, you're warm. Almost, actually.

Oh, you got some heat here? Heat? I would say you're very warm. Very warm. We got one more. What's our temperature right now? Very warm. Out of 100 We got one more. What's our temperature right now? Very warm. Out of 100.

What city are we in? He's going to say. In the summer. 55. Nashville? Oh, that's hot. That's hot. That's damn hot.

Maybe my geography is mixed up. I mean, you're like Nashville. Ocean City, Maryland.ville uh we're probably city maryland yeah we're probably like in indianapolis or something yeah um this is actively pissing me off now yep so technically it's a woman athlete not technically an athlete. Not technically an athlete. Sideline reporter. We already did... He wouldn't do two women's basketball coaches in a row.

Who's like a not technically an athlete thing? Like an American Gladiator? Yeah. I still think... But it couldn't... Not technically an athlete. It could be a wrestler, but Sable wasn't close enough. Should I take a shot?

Last shot? Susie Colbert. Best guess so far but not it. Oh it's Linda Cohn. It is Linda Cohn. Yay. Fuck. That was so easy. Linda Cohn. That was so easy.

Linda Cohn. Linda Cohn. Those motherfuckers. Those three famous people. Linda Cohn. For like a million years. Oh my God. You guys all know who Linda Cohn is, right?

Yes, we know who Linda Cohn is. So, Gino Ariema, Linda Cohn. Who was the first one? Anybody remember? I gotta learn more. John Walsh. John Walsh. John Walsh. This game rocks.

Easy, medium, and hard. Those joins Tatiana Ali, Vanna White, and Scottie Tuhon. I love this game. We're going to have to play it again. I told you when I saw it, I was so mad that I missed it, and I'm happy I've gotten my Stephen Shea fill. It is so frustrating. It's the most frustrating game.

I didn't mislead you. No, you didn't, but your brain is just so unique that every time I take a guess, I'm like, this is the right one because this is what normal people think, but then you've got to remember it's Stephen Che. Linda Cohn, man. Even Susie Colbert

would have made more sense than Linda Cohn just in terms of brand recognition. But it's Stephen Che. He goes like off-brand everything. Yeah. She was a main ESPN. I understand, but she's not like number one. Colbert's number one.

She's always been a top six anchor, I'd say, by amount of shows. If you said female ESPN anchor, Colbert would be number one. The average dude isn't saying Linda Cohn. Yes way. Who do you think it would be? Linda Cohn?

Linda Cohn is over Suzy Colbert. Suzy Colbert never even hosted or very rarely hosted SportsCenter. Nobody knew it was SportsCenter. But the Joe Namath thing. That wasn't even really her. I think Colbert and Cohn are right there. You think so? I feel like Colbert's got the higher Q rating. that wasn't even really hurt i think cobra and cone are right there i think so i feel like cobra's got a higher q as soon as you said cobra i knew cone if you said cone i would have said cobra is there a

website that has q ratings oh i don't know has what ratings the q ratings like how many people know who you are oh people use like google trend comparisons okay well this has been a good yak i'm happy to be back People use like Google trend comparisons. Okay. Well, this has been a good yak. I'm happy to be back. Good to have you. Hopefully Titus and KB get better.

Kate, it's always great to have you back. Yeah. So you're now off for how long? Yeah, when will you be back? Not for a while. That would have been funny. This is cute to see you guys though. You showed up once and you're like, I still got four months left of my maternity leave.

How long was maternity leave? Four? Four. Yeah, four months. We only get four? I thought- It was 16 weeks. Oh, okay.

However long that is. But I was actually, I was ready to- It's really stupid. Love them. I love them. Do the calendar. Every month should be 28 days. Yeah.

We should have 13 months. Every first of the month should start on a Monday. Beautiful. Just have a wake up 28 days. Yeah. We should have 13 months. Every first of the month should start on a Monday. Beautiful. Just have a wake up Nancy. Yeah. It's perfect. Instead we got 29 days this month. Yeah.

It's a leap year. Wow. It's Tyrese Halliburton's birthday. Happy birthday Tyrese. I felt good to like come back in this. This is what I'm coming back to and I don't work at like a worm farm or like that would suck yeah somewhere poor worm farm southern speech writer yeah right newspaper sports columnist sounds like a happy guy to me yeah it is funny coming back to this job it's like not you know like most jobs you come back to you probably have

like a pile of work you have to do. Yeah. We should have had like a stack of like jokes you have to do. Do a makeup thing. Oh, my God. Got to get all these jokes in the outbox. Yeah, look at all these jokes you missed. Here's an entire stack of them.

Yeah. Get to work. All right, TJ, you want to spin the wheel? It's going to be wet. What did you get when I was gone? One name. One name, yeah. It was Kyle's, and that's how we got this game. It's going to be wet. What did you get when I was gone? One name. One name, yeah. It was Kyle's, and that's how we got this game.

That's how this came about. Oh. Well, look at that, the name wheel. Oh, dear. Oh, Nick, you called it. Go. Go, motherfucker. Go.

Go. Go. Oh, thank God. Man. I'm back. Man. Wow. So, wait, that came from the name wheel that's great

feels like the name wheel is finally in a spot that makes sense we got roll up yeah I love it perfect alright see everyone tomorrow please subscribe It's the act. Look at Blutman go. Shoot it, Blutman. Shoot it. Oh, he's doing the Blutman go. Shoot it, Blutman.

Shoot it. Oh, he's doing the Blutman shot. Cash! Oh, I did it. That's the Blutman signature shot right there. He's been practicing it. Quick zero ball. One more Blutman.

Come on. Come on, Blutman. Oh, fuck. All right. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. Thank you.