The Yak - Big Cat Wants to Put All Business Pete Behind Bars | The Yak 2-28-23

Episode Date: February 28, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. Hello. Hello. Hello, everyone. It's the last day of February. Yes. The drone is out today.

Jerry's in. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. What? I mean, people are like, oh, fuck, I wanted Roan. I mean, everyone loves Roan. It's an equal replacement. Yeah.

Jerry, entrepreneur Jerry, made himself 80 bucks today. 80 bucks. What'd you do? Shuffling. Then people got mad at me, like, oh, why are you charging people? Who works for free? Yeah, who works for free? Who wants for free to do it for life?

Yeah. Jerry's just going around taking jobs out of little kids. I said my kids shoveled my driveway and did a terrible job. Really? Yeah, kids suck at manual labor. They do. They do. They're not good.

But seriously, some little kid doesn't get that money because Jerry beat him to it. Fuck him. He didn't wake up in time. What time are you up? 7, 730. Oh, man. Was it an easy shovel job? Oh, yeah.

A couple pushes? Yes. Did it wet snow? Yeah, it was easy. It was like slush. Oh. And you charge $40 a house? $40 a house. I do the same ones every year, though.

It's been bad business this year. Are these people you already have40 a house? $40 a house. I do the same ones every year, though. It's been bad business this year. Are these people you already have a relationship with? Yeah, they're my neighbors. Oh, you're funny. Yeah, they're my neighbors. Charge your neighbors. No, I would. I wouldn't charge them.

They would pay me. Right. It's up to them. Yeah. Right. Was it up to them? Yeah, I mean, but they give me the same amount every year. You know, so it's like, you know,

every time it snows, sure, they already know, like, hey, Jerry's going to shovel. Money coming from the sky for you. Yeah. How early were you out there? Like each house, like 15, 20 minutes. Did you do salt, too? I'm sure that would answer the question. Salt?

Of course. Oh, that's great. Salting's good. That's a full service. Of course. What's the most random, craziest job you've ever had? Bath and Body Works. I was about to say that.

Not in Arizona? Yep. Like behind the register? I stock the shelves. Okay. Yeah, that was my second job. What was your favorite scent? Yeah, is that where fragrance was born?

Pretty much, yeah. Damn. Pretty much, yeah. Villain origin story? Yeah. Where do you go from the cock? Yeah. What do you mean?

Yeah, what's the next Jerry Fragrance? I got something very good. Yeah? Very good. But that's a tough thing to... No, this will be better. I'll say it. People want to see Butthole now.

Yeah. Better than the cock? I can't do that. You've got better than cock. I do. I have leashes. I have the ball in the mouth. I have the do that. You've got better than cock. I do. I have leashes. I have the ball in the mouth. I have a ball gag.

You wouldn't get head in a live stream, would you? No, no, I would never. What about a little bit of head? Yeah, you would. What about a little bit of head? It's a little bit of head, not a lot of head. You can't see the dick, but you can see the head. You can see the bobbing.

You can just see the back of the hair. No, I never. No, no money would ever do that. Would you eat pussy on a live stream? Yeah. Wait, why? It's so much more vulnerable. But you can only see his feet because he's scorpioned around.

That's just kicked up. I'm wearing a fragrance today that's for men and women. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Old Spice. Tom Ford. Oh, fucking fabulous. I don't know which one it is.

It's kind of like a... Well, smell it. See if you can figure it out. Oh. Sometimes I spray Pat's cologne over my perfume for a little zhuzh. Neck and wrists. Okay. Oh, Hold on.

It's a vanilla. It's tobacco vanilla. Yeah. Wow. Same scent Harry Styles wears. Wow. Very good.

I'm pretty good with that. I don't know if I like it. That's very good. Jerry's made me, I was never a cologne guy and i've started to do a couple spritzes all right it's a nice little scent brandon you still smell like shit top to bottom you know you never oh you will be eventually now that i've admitted i am do i don't have to oh you will you'll you'll come in one day and just be like, I'm kind of liking cologne now. All right, just leave a couple bottles on your desk so I can see what it is. Yeah, exactly.

I feel like that's like the first impression. Like girls remember. Like even girls are attracted. I don't need to make a first impression. I'm just saying, not you. I'm saying in general for fragrance people. Oh, it's true. Like they even like the scent of their partners.

You know what I mean? I don't know what it is, but... Yeah. Fragrance. I had some. What the fuck was I going to ask? Damn it. Did you get any bad feedback on your cock?

Damn it. Yeah, it's a pencil dick. I mean, whatever. Who cares? It was a little. I mean, not terrible. Oh, but it was skinny. It was narrow.

Yeah, I mean, I don't have a huge dick. Right. It is what it is. I'm 5'3". Yeah. You're 5'3"? You are the first guy to subtract an inch. Right.

You're not 5'3". 5'3"? 5'4"? I mean, I don't think I'm... Well, I guess it would make sense to subtract an inch. Probably 5'5". I think you're 5'5", 5'6". No.

I have the dick of a 5'8 man. You know what I mean? Yeah. Is it not bad? Yeah, like if someone saw my dick and they'd be like, how tall are you? I'd be like, 5'8". That's a good.

Yeah. That would be a cool game. You show the dick, guess the height. Yeah, right. All right, so based on the picture, what do you think the height would be with that? I think you're 5'6". Anyone analyzing that is a buffoon and they're a liar.

Oh, you caught him in... You don't know what level of hardness you were. It was bailed by underwear. It's true. It's true. It's funny because people will be like, ew, gross, and then they'll start analyzing it and it's like, played you.

I didn't get too much of that at all. Yeah, it was a pretty well-received hard cock. Should we do it right now then? Pull our dicks out? I can't. No, look at the picture. Oh, I... Do you even do that for YouTube?

I don't even know if you can do that. Oh, you can do anything on YouTube. TJ said you can do anything. Play music. We'll put some music to it. Anything. All of it. Kick.com.

New streaming site. What is it? It's a Anything. Kik.com. New streaming site. What is it? It's a streaming site called Kik.com. That's what the gentlemen are getting ahead in getting minimal repercussions. Minimal repercussions. Really? Yes. Oh, my God.

Yeah, how does that work, TJ? Because I saw someone doing an NFL game. I think they were doing the Super Bowl. Yeah, A&M Ross streamed the Super Bowl for 100,000 live viewers. It's just a new enough site that they haven't gotten shut down by the government yet. Yeah, it's like the new Wild West of the internet. Wow. They're just doing all kinds of stuff.

Did you just keep doing that, creating new sites? I guess. Yeah. Hopping from rock to rock? They'll get shut down pretty quickly, though. Kick.com sounds like where Scorpion's going to go once the pack ends. Yep. Yeah.

Kick.com. like where scorpion's gonna go once the hack ends yep yeah kick.com i like it all right so what else we got what do we got going on guys how's everyone feeling how's everyone so francis we gotta get francis in here there's drama yeah gaz wants to release the francis cut i guess yeah so explain this to me. So Francis did a Mean Girl pod. From his tweet, that's what I know. So he did a Mean Girl pod and they didn't release it? They not only didn't release it, they said they deleted it. He was patronizing them. Was he patronizing them?

It was a waste of space on our hard drive. Last week I was a guest on the Mean Girl pod and apparently it was so bad they decided to throw the episode away. And who... who they were together this morning oh no are we falling for this it's a marketing scheme no because when we saw the thing it was not fake how do we know yes they went to get caviar these two they were like at a caviar bar this morning jesus christ i know spicy caviar i don't know. Why would it make their audience upset? Forced to share an Uber with the person who threw out an entire hour of podcast music.

Yeah, what? How would it make the audience upset? If Francis was patronizing them, the audience would just hate Francis. Also, they're an audience of a podcast called Mean Girls. They should be able to handle poor behavior. Francis is a mean boy. Yeah, but... It's the opposite.

Wait, I'm thinking about it even more if they were patronized if francis was patronizing judging from the comments too it seems like their audience is typically pretty upset well should we ask jordan to come in yeah ask jordan to come in wait but so but if francis was patronizing him the only thing if the audience is strong they'll be like fuck that guy the only other reaction could be like, Francis is right. These girls suck. So that feels like. They're saving Francis.

They're saving themselves from Francis and his biting criticism. They're doing pretty good. There goes Steven. Oh, that's what I was thinking about while we get Francis and me. If they had a pager, by the way, we wouldn't need to. Oh, yeah. Fuck. All right.

Yeah. I lost steam on the pagers Robbie Fox broke one Said it was so annoying And Stanko said that it was like Buzzing in his head all night Yeah There was one still going this morning The dying battery

I got in this morning That's fun I got in this morning before Brandon I remember well It was before Brandon got here I was here too before Brandon Yeah yeah yeah It was well before Brandon got in this morning before Brandon. I remember well. It was before Brandon got here. I was here, too, before Brandon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was well before Brandon got in.

Saw each other. Yeah. You were not here. Well, yeah, you were. I was here at 8.30 this morning. Yeah, because I accidentally ate a bagel that belonged to that set, and I didn't know. Yeah, you fucked up. Yeah.

That's coming off your paycheck. What I was going to say is Frank sacked courtside last night. Unbelievable. Oh, yeah. The Jenks. Second row. Well, he was literally in Spike Lee's. I did notice that Jenks got better seats for Frank than got for me or Stephen Jay.

I mean, it was pretty cool. So, Jenks, I'm going with Jenks. They were playing the Celtics. It's a lower level matchup than what was your game? Lakers. Oh, fuck. I didn't know. Oh, I didn't know they actually got the picture.

Yeah. So, everyone's got to go do this date. Yeah. Yeah. Because he's going to make a good slideshow for us. I will go on one. This is awesome, too. He asked me, but I never read it.

Oh, Joe, you can go. What was the caption of that? He asked me. I don't know. Frank also did a hot dog review from Courtside, which was great. I turned on the game late because I was like, oh, shit, I didn't even realize Frank was there. And it was just so funny when they would show the game

and you just see his Gordon jersey in the second row. Don't move wearing a USA basketball jersey to a Knicks-Celtics game. He wasn't going to pretend to be a fan of either one of those teams. Oh, he's a free agent. Yeah. He's a fan of the United States. There she is. Oh.

Who? Here she is. Let's get her on the farm, Mike. Oh, here we go. She's wearing. She's pausing. Uh-oh. go. Is she wearing? Is she pausing? Uh-oh. Drama.

I don't think it's real. There were no cameras around. Hello, Jordan. Come on in. Jordan. I haven't been here in so long. I know. Jordan and the Mean Girl Pod, go subscribe.

What happened? What's going on? This mic? Yeah. It was just on the rundown explaining. So there's absolutely no drama with this at all. So what it was, like two weeks ago we had Julio on the pod. And Julio is Francis' co-host.

We talked about. Fat ass. He has a big fat ass. Huge fat ass. I've never seen it. Okay, I'll have to look next time I see him. You need to do your research. But we talked about the rules of dating.

So we were like, well, let's have Francis on and talk about the rules of marriage. And he came on the podcast, and it was a great conversation, but it didn't fit how we wanted it to fit. How so? I mean, you know, Francis, it was very over the top. Our questions were literally like, do you share a bank account? Do you be friends with your ex? I agree with Alex, by the way. That's a first.

It's a monumental moment. If you marry Graham Bennett, you should share it. Yeah. That was what I agreed with. I figured there was. So, yeah, that was literally, he just was a little bit more extreme with his answers. I mean, you guys know our show. It's, like, not that intense.

So, we're going to have him on again. We love Francis. There's no drama at all. So what happened with the two? He was extreme as in he was doing like darker comedy or he was being real and it was too deep. Good question. That's a good question. I don't know because I feel like you never know what you're going to get from Francis.

Sometimes he's like doing a bit. I don't know. How did he react to the deletion when you told him? Oh, he was so okay. I mean, our text exchange was so nice. Like don't know. It just... How did he react to the deletion when you told him? Oh, he was so okay. I mean, our text exchange was so nice. Like, we love friends. So where did the do-to-do start?

The what? Do-to-do. What's the do-to-do? You know, you got a do-to-do going on. What the hell is a do-to-do? A problem. An issue. Yeah. Oh, there's no issue. It was just more... You deleted his episode. Well, I mean, you're understanding that now that people know about this, the episode would get a lot more views than typically.

Sounds like you. I wouldn't. I don't think it would. Oh, I definitely would. I would listen. I think it would. I mean, I can talk to Alana, but I think she deleted it. It's long gone.

It was one of those things where like we had to rerecord and we were exhausted. So she was like, I'm not going to keep this on my computer because I have to edit this podcast in a day. Huh. Can you give us an example of one of his answers? were like we had to re-record and we were exhausted so she was like I'm not going to keep this on my computer because I have to edit this podcast in a day. Can you give us an example of one of his answers? Yeah, give us one of his answers. What did he say about a bank account? He, I think

he said share some and keep some separate. Like have a shared 20% shared or no the opposite. Share everything but 20% so, and then, or no, the opposite. Share everything but 20% so you can buy your own thing. Very reasonable. Yeah.

Wow, that's out of bounds by you. Yeah. A little dark from Ellis. He also said to invest in your spouse, which was very sweet. Like buy her kids? It sounds awesome. I don't understand what's going on. Where did the...

It didn't fit the mean girl. He was being too nice to women? No. It It didn't fit the mean girl. He was being too nice to women? No. It just didn't fit like our episodes. So what is the fit for me? Was Julio a better guest?

Julio was phenomenal. Oh, okay. And like I won't even like joke about that. He was like way better than we ever expected. Way better than Francis. One of the best guests

we've ever had on the show. Wow. So we'll have Francis on again. We'll just pick a different topic. If you need a married man's perspective, Brandon Walker. I'm right here. Oh, I mean, we actually went through a few of you. We were like, maybe we should have Big Cat.

Maybe we should do Brandon. We should do Francis. Well, because of Julio the week before. Oh. Do you want to be on the pod? I didn't think so. I think I'm standing us all there with Francis right now. That's fine. I'll come on the pod, but I'm going us all there with Francis right now That's fine

I'll come on the pod but I'm going to go demon time You're not coming on the pod Okay alright fine That was easy Your audience seems sensitive Well I mean We are a female branded podcast Yeah

You're called Mean Girls You're called synced up. You're called Mean Girls. Yeah, because we're not mean. All right, so if we have Francis come in here, he's going to say the same thing? Well, he might put a bit on. I don't know what Francis will say. I'll know if it's... But I can show you, like, I don't mind if you want to meet.

I can show you the text exchange. Like, they were so kind. Okay. We love Francis. He's a friend of the pod, and he'll be back on. Hmm. No drama. Okay.

All right. Thank you. I know you guys wish there was drama, but there's no drama. Oh, I don't wish there was anything. I know. It's crazy. You wish there was drama.

There's drama. We'll get to the bottom of it. All right. Thank you, Jordan. Thanks for having me, guys. Appreciate it. For those of you that hate Francis, new episode of Mean Girl out.

Yeah. There's so much drama. There's so much drama. There's so much drama. Did you see the way she was acting? Drama. I can't figure out why. I'm going to delete the episode. I don't think that fit our episode's voice.

I want to see Nardwire interview Big T. That would be awesome. Let's make that happen. Get Frances in here. I don't think Let's make that happen. I don't think he's in the office. No, they're still out. They're, like, doing a caviar thing, I swear. Oh, that's where they're doing a cav... I don't know.

I saw they were, like, a caviar bar. Just liking each other right now? Hmm. Hmm. I don't like this. We're going to sniff this out. We're going to figure out where the do-to-do lies. We're all around it.

Yeah. We're right around it. Yeah. We're right on it. Kate, have you ever been in a beef? You've been here for a while. Yeah. Rico adjacent. Rico adjacent. Kirk.

But that's involved. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Brandon had a white night for you. I wasn't white night. Yeah, I totally white nighted. Yeah, no, you white nighted. You white nighted.

You did white night. And then when Brandon helped me. You thought Kate was going to fuck you. No, I did not. Yeah, he did. Yeah, I totally white knighted. Yeah, no, you white knighted. You white knighted. You did white knight. And then when Brandon helped me. You thought Kate was going to fuck you. No, I did not. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. Leave her alone. I totally left him hanging.

Totally left me hanging. Sorry. I got real anxious. Like, oh, yeah, Kate's going to fuck me if I stand up for her. No, no. I just, decency. Can we have some? You like what I did for you.

Barstool Sports. I'm good with everyone. I had Rhea recently, but we're cool. Oh, what happened there? I got really drunk at the Super Bowl night, and I blamed the loss on her green jacket. Oh, that's actually totally normal. Yeah, but I said things that were not.

But yeah, you can blame losses on random things. What'd you say? You stupid fucking bitch? Yeah. Oh, wow. I thought I was trying to be funny. Like 10,000 times. I went too far.

I still have a hard time looking at her, even today. You apologized to her today. I did. I still feel bad. Your desk is right across from me. Is she upset? Initially, I don't know if she was upset, but by the time I was done saying what I had to say, I just looked up and she was gone.

So I was like, uh-oh. But yeah, I'm the kind of person who will dwell on something for years. No, you? Oh, yes, it's true. Kate, do you want to win 50 bucks? Yes. Who's worth more? Oh, okay.

What's worth more? Okay. St. Louis Cardinals? Okay. Or Kroger? Whoa. St. Louis Cardinals. Okay. Or Kroger. Whoa. St. Louis Cardinals or Kroger. Oh my God.

Oh my God. I'll say it. Baseball's failing, but we're still all eating. I'm going to say Kroger. Yeah. I agree with that. Kroger, 31 billion. Wow.

31 billion. Kroger's a bit more expensive than every sports franchise. Cardinals are about, I won't say it. I think Kroger has good box lunches. You want to win 50? If I lose, do I give you 50? Yeah. Deal.

Okay. Who's worth more, the Memphis Grizzlies or L'Oreal Shampoo Company? Grizzlies have to be one of the least valuable NBA franchises. Timberlake got involved. L'Oreal. Yeah, by $37 billion. Okay. Brandon. Dumb bitch. I got it right. L'Oreal Yeah by 37 billion Okay God Brandon

Dumb bitch I got it right Lids Lids the hat company Lids the hat company Or the Columbus Blue Jackets Oh fuck Now

These have both been similar And tell me I'm either going with the trend Or you're setting me up You're gonna have to tell me By how many How much is the hat these days I'm gonna say lids is worth like broker was 31 billion l'oreal was 37 billion i'm gonna say lids is a 15 billion dollar company i'm gonna go with lids wrong oh this is only 150 million blue jackets are 650 million lids is only $150 million. Blue Jackets are $650 million. Lids is $150 million?

Yeah. I can't buy Lids. Are you $50? You owe me $50. All right. I know it's his turn, but can I? I'm down. I'm down $50.

Oh, shut up. I do double or nothing on the one. Shut up. No, you got the trivia wrong. Shut up. Bad at trivia, Brandon. Trader Joe's or Manchester United? Oh.

That's easy. I don't know. Trader Joe's is like. Trader Joe's. Correct. that's easy. I don't know. Trader Joe's is like Trader Joe's. Correct. Yep. Wow. You would have gotten that one wrong too! You would have gotten that one wrong! Idiot.

You forget that Manchester United, there's a thing called relegation. Can't relegate a grocery store. I think you can. Trader Joe's, $16 billion. Stop going there. Can't relegate a grocery store Yeah I think you can Or what? 16 billion Man you Stop going there

Or Bill? 16 billion I'm surprised it's only 16 billion To be honest I guess it's Alright Jerry There's not a lot of them

There's not a lot They're parking lots Come on Jerry California Pizza Kitchen Or the New York Red Bulls Oh fuck Kyle this is so much fun That's tough

Oh dude That's tough. I mean. These have to be both in the millions. I mean, when's the last time you've been to a. But I love it. When's the last time. I know.

A Red Bulls game? No. Oh, California. Neither. California Pizza Kitchen. I mean, you go like once a year. It's so good, though. I'm going to get it wrong.

No, you're not. And the New York Red Bulls? Yes. California Pizza Kitchen. Barely beats them. Yes! Oh, Jerry. Jerry.

What are the worths there? CPK, $470 million. Red Bulls, $525 million. I was wrong. I was wrong. You said... Oh, you said Pizza Kitchen? Yeah, you're wrong. Wrong. Shit. I was wrong. You said, oh, you said Pizza Kitchen? Yeah, you're wrong. Shit.

I'm down 50. Zass, do you want to play? Do you want to roll the dice? I'm not going to play. Yeah, I'd love to. If there's one for me. eBay for the Sultan of Saudi Arabia. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm going to go with the Sultan of Saudi Arabia. Oh, Jesus Christ.

I'm going to go with the Sultan of Saudi Arabia. eBay. 24 bill over 18 bill. He's only got 18 bill? So I'm even. So you're even? Yeah. Damn.

eBay's still a thing. No need to pay. eBay's definitely still a thing, right? Oh, I guess so. It's still a thing. I should buy all my clothes. Not as big as it was. Buy all your clothes on eBay?

Yeah, all used. don't know. I guess not. It's a still thing. It's just buy all my clothes. Not as big as it was. Buy all your clothes on eBay? Yeah. All used. What? Yeah. What? You do not buy used clothes. I buy used clothes on eBay. We've seen what you wear.

Walk us through that. Dude, they have so much cheap clothes. Worn? Yeah. Dude, like a pair of sweatpants, like a car pair of sweatpants. They're usually like 6060 in the stores. You can get them for like $25, $30 used a couple times. Okay.

It's not bad. Have you sold anything used? No, I'm not like a big seller. I usually just buy. What are you going to say, Steven? I'm an eBay guy too. Close sometimes. Oh, does Steven get one?

Do you have one for Steven, Kyle? Steven. Yes. The Lakers or H&M? H&M the clothing store, correct? No. I think it's also a separate makeup store. Maybe I'm wrong.

Is it a makeup store? H&M has very cheap shirts. I feel like they're like $10 or less, so I'm going to say the Lakers. H&M by $185 billion. You went on. All right. Because their shirts are cheap? Yeah, you can get like a shirt there for like $100.

Donald's hamburgers are cheap. Are they not worth a lot? He used the same logic as Glennie Balls when they were doing Davy Day Trader, and he was like, well, you've got to buy Shake Shack before 11 a.m. because then everyone's going to buy lunch and their stock is going to go up. You just buy Shake Shack in the morning every day.

Why isn't it going up? Clearly buying lunch right now. H&M. Look at H&M. They have a whole tower. Good for them. They have a really big skyscraper here. Yeah, that's right.

H&M. Cool kid clothes. Yeah. We should do an H&M week. We have to buy clothes from H&M. Yeah. It's pretty fun.

Fucking sick. Have three eggs? Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're a medium, man. It's true. It from H&M It's pretty fun Fucking sick Oh yeah You're a medium man It's true Did I send you an Instagram video? That's good What was it? I can't even remember

Oh this yeah yeah We got a cameo We got the face Face reveal. A little bit after that, I'll be honest. But we're going to get Mincy out of bed. He's going to get ready. Wake up, Mincy.

Get your mind right. Go. Is he making noise? Love it, love it. Take it back. Take it back. Give me some hopscotch. Hopscotch is on the way back.

Quick quick quick These exercises are Very mean for It's about to fall Nice finish that strong on the way back One more time Nice calves Nice quick quick quick speed demon

Speed demon yas That's her line she likes always saying that Speed demon speed demon The face reveal, though. Yeah. I don't quite understand why he's going for quick burst exercise. I would agree. Instead of just general fitness, cardio, or lifting.

It seems like he's training for the NFL Combine. His calves are going to be crazy. Yeah, he's going to be able to turn on a dime. He skipped a few steps. He's just training only fast twitch muscles. Yeah. Yeah. Good point.

Isn't that like a technique for losing weight, though? It's like doing like... High intensity. Yeah, like high intensity interval. The technique to lose weight is eat less calories. Yes. It's so simple. I know.

I mean, it's harder, but that's all you have to do. It's literally... Fuck what you're doing exercise-wise. Eat less calories. Or get that diabetes medicine. It's literally all diet. Yes. It has nothing to do with exercise.

Count your calories. Exercise helps you look better and feel better, but you could not exercise and lose 40 pounds. Yeah. Yes. If you just don't eat. You could really cut out one bad habit, like cut out drinking beer or something.

That's my problem is I don't drink that much, so I've never been able to cut that out. And so the alternate would be cutting out ice cream, and I'm not willing to go there. Jesus Christ. Problem is you don't have the right bad habits. What? I don't drink that much, so I've never been able to cut that out. And so the alternate would be cutting out ice cream, and I'm not willing to go there. Jesus Christ. The problem is you don't have the right bad habits. What? I don't know.

My problem is I drink too much beer. Yeah, I don't drink beer. The idea of having to only cut out ice cream and losing weight would be so nice. No, I think it would be so nice to be able to cut out beer. Yeah, it's because we both like different things. Right, but... No. You can't... be able to cut out beer. Yeah, it's because we both like different things. Right, but... No. You can't...

How would you cut out ice cream? Dude, I don't need ice cream at all. I don't really eat dessert. Is it sad life? What? You'll get your sweet tooth eventually. Yeah. Oh, I'll have candy here.

When you grow up... Candy rocks. Yeah. Candy is great. Gummies are the best. I can't have my melatonin without ordering gummies. Yeah. Should we tear candy?

But like also like. It would be a bloodbath. When I don't drink, like on a day that I don't drink, I'll eat a shit ton of candy because I'm like, well, I'm not drinking. Yep. This is anything is better than that. That's every day for me. What you just described.

You have ice cream every day? Not every day, but most that. That's every day for me, what you just described. You have ice cream every day? Not every day, but most days. That's every day. Every day that it's in my... My problem is when I buy it, I eat it. So do you buy the individual pints or is it the full... Brother, I'll do everything. Name a thing, I'll do it.

Last night I went out and got a... Ice cream sandwiches. A pack of drumsticks. How many did you put away? Two. All right, nice. I would buy the orange Dream Stick. Three is the answer put away? Two. All right, nice. I would buy the orange Dream Stick. Three is the answer.

Oh, yeah. It was very obviously three when you said two. Yeah. I had half the box. I will say I ate a shit ton of chocolate last night, which I don't usually do. I eat chocolate chips by the bag. I love your pondering. I will say.

It's a thing called chocolate. Something happened last night. What kind of chocolate? It's a thing called chocolate. Something happened last night. What kind of chocolate? It's just a chocolate bar. Like a Hershey's? Put down a bar. Was it a Hershey's? Big bar.

You threw down a big bar? What bar was it? Say the bar. I forget what it was called. What? Oh, is it the fancy one? Yeah. Oh, fancy.

I didn't have the whole thing. I had like a quarter of it. A pussy? Yeah. I'll grab a York peppermint patty on the way home almost every day every day yeah i do too and sometimes it's like two for two i'll throw one in the freezer and then i can't wait for it to get cold and i just have it it's just a cold wrapper they actually asked i finally asked we're going to the same bodega for seven years yesterday asked how much the york peppermint patties cost, and they also have Reese's Cups. Yeah.

50 cents? Yeah. That's the best. Holy shit, this is where... I've spent so much money. I thought it was like 15 cents, because I'll always be like, and throw five of them on. Roll the die, I'll roll the die on the counter.

Yeah. And just 50. I'm spending... How much money in your life have you spent on Peppermint Patties? Thousands. Thousands of dollars. Thousands of dollars. Thousands of dollars. I think this one bodega has taken thousands of dollars just from their little candy display up front.

It's so good. 50 cents. Fuck. It's okay. I might get one right after this. I want one right now. First bite into a peppermint patty. It bites back. It's like taking a bath. Yeah, it is. It's exactly like I might get one right after this. I want one right now. First bite into a peppermint patty. It bites back.

It's like taking a bath. Yeah, it is. It's exactly like taking a bath. I feel clean. Yeah. It's like walking out and just breathing nice ice cold air. And I think it's because it's mint. It doesn't feel like candy.

No, it's not candy. You're right. It's candy. No, technically it's not. Technically it's dental care. What about the chocolate around it? If you go to a grocery store, the York peppermint patties are always by the toothpaste. Yeah, I keep peppermint patties on my nightstand if I just don't feel like getting up to brush my teeth.

I'll just pop one of those before bed. Do you guys brush your teeth every day? Yeah. Just kidding. I've gone through spans. We should do that as a pro. We should see how we can go viral for the dumbest. Like that airport thing.

I got re-caught up into it. Yeah. Someone was like, how could you not do it? I was like, why would I do that? Not do what? Pick your friends up from the airport. Oh, pick your friends up from the airport. I might do a time lapse of man brushes teeth every day for a year.

Yeah. It's like changing my hair is getting messy and stuff. At post case race I won't. Yeah. Usually on days like that when I'm like really hung over. You won't brush your teeth? I'll just lay in bed the entire day. Oh that's gross.

You're not supposed to brush your teeth right after you puke right? Because it like pushes the acid out. You were supposed to. Yeah you are because the acid is sitting on your teeth. You have to get that acid off your teeth. You have to get the acid off your teeth right after you puke, right? Because it pushes the acid out. You were supposed to. Yeah, you are because the acid's sitting on your teeth. You have to get that acid off your teeth. I had 36 cavities last time I went to the dentist. 36? How much do you vomit?

He has a lot of teeth. Pepper and patties. I just made that up. I did not have 36 cavities. I'm rocking two cavities right now for the past five months. I'm an idiot. I'm doing the same thing again where I'm going to have to get a root canal. Do you floss?

Yeah. I love flossing. I do not. I just said yeah because I know that people will every now and then. I've got four, and they're all in my molars. Yeah. They're not in my molars. They're in my wisdom teeth.

Oh. And if you wait too long, you've got to get a root canal. I've done that before. four and they're all in my molars. They're not in my molars, they're in my wisdom teeth. And if you wait too long you gotta get a root canal. I've done that before. I haven't gone to the dentist since I graduated high school. So you definitely have to get a root canal. Do they hurt? No, not at all. Cold water? No. Tin foil? I've never put tin foil

in my mouth. Tin foil in orange juice? I don't even know what that is. You have to drink some tin foil and eat some orange juice. You drink tin foil. You that is. You have to drink some tinfoil and eat some orange juice. You drink tinfoil. You don't. You eat the tinfoil, then you drink the orange juice and see if your teeth hurt. You eat tinfoil? Yeah.

Chew on it. Chew on it in your mouth? Yeah, just chew on it while you're drinking orange juice. That's the only thing that's going to make my mouth hurt. I just won't eat tinfoil. That's the test. That's the cavity test. Telling your dentist, like, yeah, it only hurts when I chew tinfoil.

Yeah. This needs fixed. This is the worst, knowing you have a cavity or toothache, and, like, you'll go stretches where you don't have any, like, really cold water, and you're like, I'm fine. And then you get that one sip, and you're like, oh, fuck! Like, this is still here.

Intense pain. What's wrong, Brandon? Egg. Nothing. Chick-fil-A's not here yet. What could be wrong? There's no California Pizza Kitchen in Manhattan. Really?

There's also no Jimmy John's. I know. Really? I just tried to order a California Pizza Kitchen. I miss a lot of the fast food. There's not as much fast food up here as there should be. I agree. We're going to Indianapolis tomorrow, the home of the chain restaurant where they test all their menus.

They're getting a Wawa finally. What chain restaurant? Every chain restaurant tests their menus in Indy because it's like the most generic place in the world. Is that for real? Yes. They got the good ones too, like Quaker Steak and Lube. They have them all. Yeah.

Quaker what? Quaker Steak and Lube. You ever been to Quaker Steak and Lube? Oh. They got cars on the ceiling. Harley Davidson's. I've never heard of it. Chandeliers.

That's the only place I've ever done a hot wing challenge. Big biker bar. I've never heard of it. What is their hottest called? I can't remember, but I shit jet black for a while. Oh yeah,

me and the boys will go get a lube tube, pound it, get your boneless in a little car. You've never heard of Quaker Steak? No, I was blissfully unaware of Quaker Steak. It sounds like something I would like. You're not missing out. It's great. What's the lube? You get an oil change while you get a steak?

It's a play on Quaker State and lube. Okay, I understand, but why do they keep the lube in the title? It's just fun. There's got to be some sort of lube at the restaurant. Look it up, TJ. The sauce. The sauce might be the lube. The lube, right.

Why are you smiling so? You're weirding me out, man. You're a lube guy. A lube guy. Oh, that's why? Lube is such a gross word. He's just sitting back there with his arms crossed. Steven, you're a lube guy.

Should you be proud to be a lube guy? No. No, you shouldn't. Why? You can be proud to be a lube guy, I think. You a dry guy? No, there's a middle ground. Women can also just do it themselves.

Make it nice and dry for me, baby. Lube guy. Either lube or dry. Hi, Steven. Quaker steak and lube. Steak and lube. All right Hi, Steven. Quaker Steak and Lube. Steak and Lube. All right. Sharon, PA.

I think it's just car-themed. Yeah. Well, they're all over India is where I first found them. What's the good steakhouse there that Ron Swanson likes? St. Elmo's. Yeah. I love Indianapolis. Indianapolis is a great city.

It's very fun wide streets clean streets it's also like one of the places that if they have the final four or Super Bowl

you can you can arrive and never get in a car really? yeah fun bars all the bars all the restaurants

the stadium it's all right there cool referees cool referees what? right? cool white referees. Cool referees. What? Right? Cool white referees that kind of talk black. Yeah, I got, yeah.

That guy? Yeah. Huh. Is he white? Who? Huh? What? I'll tell you what's delicious.

What the hell are you doing? What are you doing? I just. What are you doing? You said cool white referees. You have to have one in mind. You just mentioned a specific one. There's one on TikTok.

It was a cool referee. I don't know if he's white. From Indianapolis? I don't know. Must be why I said it. Must be why you said it. In my brain. Yeah.

I don't know why you said it, but it's here now. Who are you thinking of? A guy who might be white. He's a cool talking referee on TikTok. I may have seen him. You want me to do the High Noon ad? High Noon is a hard seltzer made with real vodka, real juice, and sparkling water. They've got some of the best flavors in the world.

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High Noon. TJ, address the freeze. You weren't going to tell me how good it was. YouTube broke for like three minutes. Why didn't you tell us? What did we miss? We're still on the podcast feed. We're still on Twitch. It was just YouTube. What did we miss? We're still on the podcast feed. We're still on Twitch.

It was just YouTube. What did we miss? We're on Twitch? Yeah. It's your boy. It's Francis. I just logged in to see because I was going to share it on Twitter, and it was like the number was very low, and I was like,

oh, what's going on? And then everyone's saying address the feed. It froze during the Cavities talk. Damn, all the way back then? Yeah. So they missed all of Quaker State and Lube? It froze during the Cavities talk. Damn, all the way back then? So they missed all of Quaker State and Lube? They missed white referees that kind of talk black. It exited during Cavities,

entered during Quaker State. And Indianapolis having all the test news? We're on the back. We did it once. Damn. Brandon and KB had a real standoff there it got naked they were agreeing about i just didn't know how and what what i thought it got contentious francis speaking of

uh we would like to we had jordan in oh god without knowing what she said we'd like to hear your recap of events uh yeah they had me on Girl, and we recorded for a full hour. I had a nice time, and then a couple days later, they texted me and told me they can't use any of the episode. Okay. So, Jordan said there was no dude to do. You said it was the nicest thing ever. She said the text was totally nice, like there's no problem, there's no issue. Why did they censor you?

I don't know if I get what they wanted me to do. What do you think they wanted you to do? I think they wanted me to offer advice to their audience on a dating perspective. What'd you do? I was myself. Ew. So you were doing a bit. No. I wasn't. No, I know. That was the part that we got very confused

because Jordan said, you know Francis, and then we asked what one of your answers were, and she said it, and we're like, that sounds like a totally reasonable answer. Very reasonable. Saving like 20% to tinker around with things you want. Say that again?

Joint bank account. Joint bank account. You save 20% just for yourself. Did I say that? I guess. Uh-oh. Well, maybe I did. That's what she pointed to as like a-

Oh, no, no. We just asked her for an example of a question and answer. Just a generic example, and what she provided was like the most why would you delete that yeah i was confused too so are they censoring you they've thrown the whole episode out and then what they did was they re-recorded with the same questions that they had asked me but they just asked alex those and now i'm seeing all of the posts of the very same questions that i was asked where i had very different answers and i would think it'd be very to me it became clear that they had certain expectations of me but they didn't prep me for that got it

and i went in and i was like, I answered those questions honestly. Honestly, yeah, yeah. Spontaneously. And those were not to their liking. What? Now, she said, we still love Francis and we're going to have him on the show again. Are you open to actually doing that? I certainly am. I certainly am.

We want beef. Yeah, we can ratchet up the beef. Okay. All right. There just should be. You spent an hour to two hours of your time being yourself. They said it was inadequate. We're deleting it.

It was so bad. It was a long time of my life. You seem to be simmering with rage right now. I was pretty conflicted when they told me they weren't going to run it. And then I asked them if I could have the video footage from the episode for my own purposes because i thought there was some funny stuff in there and they said that they threw it out and they couldn't get their hands on it and then jordan said um your answers to my questions were patronizing patronizing yeah how what what was i didn't understand that you

could think of one answer question that was potentially patronizing there was something i didn't understand what was it well they asked they i think they said something like have you ever heard the saying if you share a bed you should if you sleep if you sleep in the same bed you should share a bank account and i was like that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard because i know plenty of couples. Yeah, that would be like if you're dating a girl and you, yeah, you wouldn't share a bank account the minute you start moving in. Well, to me, I took it too literally where I thought that people who are sleeping in the same bed must open a bank account. account and i know plenty of married couples carson daly recently came out as saying that he and his wife of many years sleep in separate beds and it has been a wonderful thing for their marriage oh and just because i think i think there are people who choose to not sleep in the same bed

and there's no bearing on what is ideal for your sleep situation yeah on your finances that was kind of my take you know carson davis like what are you what's the matter with you yeah why are you not understanding this you can sleep in different beds yeah i do all the time i think a really couch you're on the couch okay well i'm counting the couch as a bed in this in this case i didn't know that was allowed yeah you do i got beds all over the house. Also, ladies, keep your own bank accounts no matter what. Huh?

Because you will get divorced. Yeah. It never changed their name. It's for the best. It is for the best. All right, so I want to see this episode. I don't understand. That seems even that was like a milquetoast debate with no controversy.

Good word. Debate? Oh, that was patronizing. Okay, I understand. Delete this, TJ. Delete it. was patronizing. He just patronized. Okay, I understand. Delete this, TJ. Delete it. Delete it, TJ. Complimentary.

Delete this right now. No, no, no, no. That was... I love that word. You better do something about this. Because it's spelled M-I-L-Q-U-E. I thought he was going to say Malik Toast. You better do...

You think it's M-I-L-K Toast. People are starting to say you're soft. They're saying you're soft. They are. You knew that word? Cool. No, I like that word a lot. I never hear it.

Every time I see it or hear it, I like it a lot. All right. So it ended and they texted you how long after? I think the next day because they were going to put it up the next day. And I was like, oh, I felt bad. What did they say? They just said that I didn't really get it. Did you make fun of Alex for having the same bank account as Greg?

No, I don't know that I made fun of them at all. I just answered everything as sincerely. The other thing was they had me on to answer questions to a hypothetical 25-year-old single person in New York City. And I was giving, they were like, answer, answer it as though from your own experience. And I was like, well, my experience now is one of the 33 year old married person. I don't know what, you know, would you split a bill on a date? It's like, well, we, I, you know, my reality is very different than what you're hoping I will advise a sort of floating around 25-year-old on dating apps. We need this footage.

Not going to get it. We need it. Not going to get it. Come on. Got to find it. I think they deleted it intentionally. Yeah, no, they definitely. So that no one would ever see it.

It's not. I don't think it's gone. I think there's a version of it out there. The producer said she might have the audio. Oh, I'd love to hear it. Yeah, I'd like to see it too. I want it. I can't see audio. I'd like to...

Tell them they have to release it. I can't order these women around. You can. I liked the word. That's not an order you can order people all right so i'm telling you tell them that i said release it okay i'll say that per big big cat's wishes yes i'm really a wish it's gonna be hilarious when it's just a normal ass right

now i'm mad that they deleted a normal episode for no reason, that's the part that I don't... Now I'm mad that they deleted a normal episode for no reason. What if Francis is an absolute fucking dickhead? Oh, that'd be so funny. It's possible. We listen to it and we're like... It has to be the case. Okay, girls.

I asked them that and maybe they were just being nice to me because they said that that wasn't the case. Oh, yeah. Did you call them broads? No, I'm not. Did you call them whores? No.

What? Yeah, you did. None of those. I just, I don't know. I didn't get it. Have you guys done that, Pod? No. Oh.

I haven't been asked. Now, I'm going to stand in solidarity with you and say no. Yeah, me too. Okay. We just, we're a union. I appreciate that. Yeah. with you and say no. Yeah, me too. We're a union. I appreciate that. That means something to me. I got you. I got your back.

I'm absolutely not to it. Thanks, guys. Appreciate it. One last thing. They said Julio was a phenomenal guy. Yeah, they did say that. The best guest they've ever had. I know they said that. I'm wondering how there was such a gulf between someone that I share so many ideals with.

Did you listen to his and were you like, I don't get it? I saw clips of it. Yeah. I saw clips of it and I thought, oh, there's a good Mean Girl guest. I can do that. And then they asked me the next week and I thought I went in there and did the same thing. But really I did not. You totally butchered it.

Yeah. Well, you know me. You asked for the bull. You're going to get the horns. I got one speed, you know? All right. Thank you, Francis. you know me. You ask for the bull, you're going to get the horns. I got one speed, you know? All right, thank you, Francis. All right, appreciate it. That's so funny because they basically are just like,

we don't like Francis. Yeah. Like, he was Francis, and we didn't think that was... That's not what we wanted. If you have a bad podcast, I don't waste the time. You throw that out as a bonus. And then there's like, oh, bonus. They can't dislike a bonus.

Right. I feel like you also don't delete an entire podcast episode because you're worried it's going to make that person look bad. They delete it because they're like, this is going to make us look bad. Right. That's what I was saying. We don't delete anything. No. Yeah, to our detriment.

To a great detriment of this company. We've recorded episodes without guests and we're like that sucked and delayed the pod look I mean through the seven years doing PMT we definitely delete stuff but it's never like it's like if we if we'll like have like

a argument or debate that goes on too long it's like boring it's like alright let's cut we won't cut the whole thing out we'll just be like tighten it up have an argument or a debate that goes on too long. It's boring. We won't cut the whole thing out. We'll just tighten it up. Do you have any interviews that were unreleased? Yeah, we have some interviews. David Ortiz,

Pudge Rodriguez, Bilzerian, dude, Kelly LePay. What? They said that we made him look misogynistic. I asked him, I was like, do you ever think you'll get married? And he was like, why the fuck would I do that so a woman could take all my money? But we made it. Yeah, that was my fault.

That was my fault. So easy to make him a champion of women. Last David Ortiz one I kind of want to release because I think he was, he might have been going through some shit, but he sat down and we started asking him questions and he was just texting while we were asking him questions and I just stopped the interview.

I was like, all right, let's not do this. Thanks so much for coming on. Yeah, no. Texting, no. Pedro Rodriguez just came on and just was speaking Spanish. No way, that's awesome.

Have you ever thought it was like a bad episode and put it out and it was loved? South Park almost didn't put out the World of Warcraft episode. Good question. Was it good? What? Was it one of their better episodes? It's like people say it's the best, yeah.

Huh. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if there's anything I thought was really bad. I've probably been like like, guessed it. I was surprised that people liked as much. Yeah. There's some things that get deleted. But they have, like, reasoning.

Like, the guy was speaking Spanish. Not Francis was Francis. What about your Spanish audience? You just don't disregard them? Yeah, that was probably a miss. I think we did that with someone else where they came on and we didn't realize they were going to have a translator. It was a boxer, right?

Yeah, it might have been Triple G came on and we started interviewing them. Oh, it might have been Canelo, yeah. And then we asked him a question and then all of a sudden a woman's voice started saying it in Spanish. We're like, wait, what? It's amazing how much cooler of a name Triple H is than Triple G. I disagree. Just one letter different. I don't think so. Triple H is than Triple G. I disagree. Just one letter different. I don't think so.

Triple H is much better. What are your three favorite letters? Triple A helps you when you have problems with your car. Yeah. Big baller brand. Yeah. Uh-huh. And Triple H.

I don't go any further in the alphabet than that. You don't? Stop the H. Triple Cs. I might go the I every now and then. Triple Cs. Perhaps even the J. No, that's the drugs. The Triple Cs. I might go the I every now and then. Triple Cs. Perhaps even the J. No, that's the drugs.

The triple Cs. You ever take those back in the day? What are those? Fuck you up. What are they? I don't know what it is. I have no idea what triple C is. Never taken them before.

Triple Ds would be too big. Triple X. Triple Ds are also battery that you never have. Triple Zs and nap. Triple X. Remember that? State of the Union. I have triple A's.

What is it? D, batteries, right? You gotta buy batteries every time you go to the store. What? You gotta buy batteries a lot. Yeah, the triple A's always elude me. I'm always like, I got double A's for days. This seems like something should be triple O, but there's not.

Triple O? Triple P, triple Q. Triple O is out of office. Yeah. That's a good one. That's a great one. Triple A, also great car help. I lock my keys in my car back in the day.

That's what I said. Every Christmas, my mom and dad... You mean like yesterday? Yeah. Yeah, that wasn't too long ago, right? No, it wasn't. My parents still get it for me every year as that's like my big gift is AAA membership. Oh, that's nice.

Because I fuck up with my car so much. Did y'all see XXX? That was Vin Diesel, right? Yeah, the Vin Diesel movie from 22 years ago. Oh. It was really bad. Really? It's always cool to see on a jug of moonshine.

He chased a- Yeah, yeah. Or a poison body. Oh, either or. Yeah. Snowboarded down a a... Or a poison bottle. Oh, either or. Snowboarded down a mountain and outran an avalanche. It's Triple H. It's Triple X.

It's Triple X. See you, Jerry. Is that it, Jerry? No. What are you doing? What are you doing? I keep going. What are you listening to?

You stopped the show cold, Jerry. It's a live show. What do you think are you listening to? You stopped the show cold, Jerry. It's a live show. What do you think he's listening to? There's no audio. Some guy that used to work at Barstool. He don't work here no more. I guess. I don't know if they're making fun of me or what, but whatever.

What? Let me see. Let me see. If we got beef, we got beef. No, we don't got beef. Get the army together. I'm friends with one of the guys on the show. Get the army together.

I don't want to say the name. You know what I mean? I don't know if you're allowed to. Don't play it. No, I'm not going to. They were making fun of you? I don't know about making fun. Like what?

Oh, okay. They're talking about a 27-year-old man who pooped his pants. You were 26 at the time, weren't you? I think I was. So it's not you. I mean, it can't be. It's totally different. Crazy.

Did one of these guys poop their pants? Yeah, yesterday. Stealing your content? I don't think so. Who is it? Sounds like they are. Nah. You're the poop the pants guy.

If I throw a dick up. Everyone knows you. They're like, Jerry walks around. If I throw their dick up in the next week or two, we know what they're doing. Oh, God. Imagine that. Wow.

It's bigger, too. Oh. Kyle, what's the most popular nickname for high school teams? A high school team? Number one. You have this? Tigers. No.

Mustangs. Wildcats. Number 11. That's number six. What did you guys? We. No. Mustangs. Wildcats. Number 11. That's number 6. What did you guys do? We do this in the mornings. 2. Panthers.

Bulldogs 3. Panthers 4. Oh, Panthers 4? Spartans. It's up there. It's top. 13. Raiders.

18. It's up there. Number 1. Wolves. Number 1 eluded me too. No. Not even in there. Dragons.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Did you do it on the previous show? Yeah. So none of these guys watched. Eagles. One.

That's number one. Oh, wow. Eagles. No birds. USA. Damn. I thought it was going to be tigers. I guessed wild cats.

Wild cats, I would guess. Wild cats, yeah. Okay, well, I guessed tigers. Wolves? No. Not even on there? Wolves. I don't know.

Trojans, Pirates. Who are the Wolves? Minnesota. I guess there aren't a lot of Wolves. There's not a lot of Wolves. Wolves? God damn it. No, you're right.

There should be. There should be a lot more Wolves. That's really cool. Reusing names is, there's so many things. That was the mean frat in Stomp the Yard. Wolves? I like when the high schools just steal a pro or college team's logo. So that's what we were talking about, the most commonly stolen logo.

Makes them look like a better team. That's the most commonly stolen logo. Oh, Packers, the G. I think the Patriots is up there, though. You see a lot of Viking horns and Ram horns as well. Independence High School in Westford. Kyle, our high school. They have the Patriots logo.

We used to do the old one, the guy that was snapping the ball. Oh, yeah. His name, Pat? Yeah, Pat. He stole two lanes at my high school. That's a great logo. The West Point Green Wave. Oh, you stole everything. That's a really cool

logo. The Wisconsin W is sick. Yes. We are high school. Oh, yeah. Motion W. Is that what it's called? Yeah, because it's... Why is it a motion?

It's not a motion. It used to be a, like, block W, and they made it so it looks... Was it sick when it first came out, or is it the brand of Wisconsin that made it cool over there? I don't think Wisconsin made anything cool. What was so cool about the W, then? Making charges? I think it just looks cool. Yeah. It just looks cool. there. I don't think Wisconsin made anything cool. What's so cool about the W? Making charges? I think it just looks cool. It just looks cool. Motion. I just saw

a video where those kids are partying on the ice out on the lake. Was that a thing? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It looked awesome. It looked really fun. Did you do that? Yeah. I partied on the lake. I also ate mushrooms and walked across the lake. Do the cops like nobody cares? And got all the way to the other side. We were sitting there eating at Madison a couple years ago. He says, we're sitting right by the lake. He says, yeah, one time I ate mushrooms and walked across the lake. Did the cops like nobody cares? And got all the way to the other side and it got dark. We were sitting there eating at Madison a couple years ago.

He says, we're sitting right by the lake. He says, yeah, one time I ate mushrooms and walked all the way over there. It was very scary. It was pointing like a mile away. Very cold. Yeah. Dark the whole way back. I would panic.

Walking on ice, right? Yeah, it was like, I don't know, it's like a mile walking back. I'm telling you, there was like a thousand kids. There was like a thousand kids on the lake. Yeah. It was a huge thing. It's awesome. Is that considered like a no man's land? Like, good luck to the Nascos. Oh, yeah, it's just people have parties. People's like 1,000 kids on the lake. Yeah. It was a huge thing. It's awesome. Is that considered like a no man's land?

Like, good luck to the Nascos. Oh, yeah. It's just people have parties. People, you know, skate. Yeah. That looked very cool. Ice fishing. There's always ice fish huts out there.

Yeah. Very fun. I never knew that Wisconsin was sitting right there between two lakes. Christmas. The big, beautiful lakes. Yeah. Yeah. Would anything stop a frat from like building a party house on the lake for the winter?

Like, does anyone own that land? Is it fair game? I lived one block from the lake, and we also used to, in the summer, there was a guy who had a boat parked right off the dock, right by where our house was. We'd just party in his boat. It was docked. That was probably fucked up.

Is the ice ever cracked? I mean, yeah. Well, yeah, every year. Oh, like the guy didn't know you were on his boat? Like everyone falls in. No, no. You could drive a truck on that. Oh, okay.

It's one of those. Oh, yeah, we would just party on his boat and leave all the cans and stuff. Kind of a shitty thing to do. You get back to your boat and it's like someone had a party here. That's fun. Yeah. It is fun to go on a lake. Drinking on a lake

is a very fun time. It's dangerous though. Lakes are underrated. Not really. You could drive a truck on that lake. Like an ice road trucker. What about the

Once it gets they do tests and shit like to see the thickness of it. Drill it. Yeah. But then you're you know

intoxicated driving the boat and stuff you know. Oh I was like well ice but yeah no that's true. You shouldn do that the murdoch boy yeah that guy is guilty oh you think oh yeah alex the dad yeah dude the other son too is just like buster wait what's buster up to he's out there hey he's been going out drinking and hanging out i've been reading all kinds of things what's. What's the casino?

Do you feel bad for him? No. Buster? No. He was raised by that monster? No, because he might have killed that gay kid. Yeah. God damn.

What's going on with this show? Dude, it's not a show. It's real life. It's a show, right? I mean, it was like a documentary. Midway through the interview, I searched on Instagram, not to not a show. It's real life. It's a show, right? I mean, it was like a documentary. Midway through the interview, I searched on Instagram, not the interview, the show, and I DM'd Paul. And I said, you scumbag piece of shit. And then I realized it was dead, so I deleted it.

So you deleted it? Wait, wait, wait. You DM'd the dead kid? Wait, so when you – But what Jerry's saying is during the documentary. I know that. I know that. And then when you saw the part where he died, were you like, whoops? Went back and was like, oh shit, I deleted it. I don't think you did have to.

I know, but like I just felt. I don't want that in the air. I don't want that out there, you know. Holy shit. That's hilarious. And I almost did the... She has an Instagram too, the wife. She's dead as well.

She's dead as well, and I almost did it at the same time, and then I didn't do it to her. I like how Jerry's just watching a documentary and like, fuck these people. I'm going to say something. Fuck them, dude. That must have been quite a twist when you found out they died. Oh, yeah.

That was crazy. Oh, shit. Let me delete that. So funny. Yeah. When is the court? Is it going on right now? It was a bomb threat the other day, and they had to postpone everything.

The craziest part about it is this guy is like literally being like, yeah, all those people I defrauded did that. All this other shit, legal shit did that. But I did not kill my wife. Yeah. Like, well, this makes it really hard when you admit to everything else that you did that makes you. And he's blaming like it's literally the amount of drugs he would have to take for all this.

He's like blaming it on a drug habit. Right. Did you see the woman called a bomb threat into an airport? I think it was a woman because she was running late for the flight. Smart. When she had that idea, she was probably like, wow, why hasn't anybody thought of this? So funny. Jesus.

Is that the first, like, I feel like, so wait, they put the documentary out, but the case is still, like, in trial? Yeah. That's crazy. That is crazy. People are going to start killing to get documentary. That feels, like, really dumb on their behalf. Idaho guy. Yeah?

Hell yeah. Dude, I was reading about BTK. You got into BTK? I got into BTK hard. Yeah. That is the most unsettling one i think the funniest part about the btk killer is that and obviously we got caught well he got caught but so for people who don't know he he was he was communicating with the police via like

random bot like drops he'd be like i left a uh cereal box in like a home depot something like that it's like letters yeah and letters in the paper and shit and he asked the police he's like if i send you a floppy disk is it safe and they're like yes they said he sent the floppy disk and they just like went to the metadata and were like all right it's this guy and they found him through that and then when he got brought in he actually said to the police officer, why'd you lie to me? Yeah, he's like, why did you lie to me about this floppy desk? He's like, what the fuck, dude?

I thought we were in the trust tree. I saw a video on Twitter, I may have begotten gut, but the police gave a bunch of wanted guys free tickets to the Super Bowl so they could just arrest them there. Oh, that video? Oh, they do that all the time with Alabama and Auburn.

Really? Seen that video? That is so funny. Find that, TJ. I've never seen that. They just say, hey, here, it's from the police. No, they don't say it's from the police. It's like a Super Bowl giveaway, right?

They do it for the Iron Bowl. Maybe a few years ago. I don't know if they do it every year. They're like, free tickets to the Iron Bowl and they just get everyone who isn't paying child support. It's awesome. And then they just get them there? Yeah, they just show up and they get them.

It's like, obviously, you're going to show up for free tickets to the Iron Bowl. That's great. If you could find that, TJ, you just got like all these scumbags. Free tickets to the Iron Bowl. You know what? I bet you they could run that back every year. Yeah. They could probably get the same person twice.

Every year. Every single year. You should get the live stream. Why would I do it? I was a southern guy. You'd do it for the Egg Bowl. Hey, Ken, have you watched the Clove Hitch Killer movie? No.

It's like loosely based on the BTK killer. That's why I'm so pissed. Really unsettling, though. What's it called? Mindhunter? Yeah. I don't know where that would have gone, though, because they didn't catch him for 30 more years.

But they were progressing through his... Yeah. I think that that dude's... I don't... That dude's... Mindhunter was a great show. Mindhunter's phenomenal. But I think that the dude from Mindhunter,

I think his whole tactic didn't work on the BTK killer. It failed. Oh. They didn't work on the BTK killer. It failed. Oh. They didn't catch him for so long. Oh. Well, fucking make it. If you're like Jeff Bezos or one of these dudes

who's got billions and billions of dollars, just pick the show that everyone loved and make another season. You know what I mean? Yeah. Just be like, yeah, let's have another season of this. Why not?

I guess they just said an A was too expensive. I don't understand how... Right, I'm saying like, everyone would be like, thank you, Jeff Bezos, you're not a bad guy. Yeah.

Right. Yeah, just like a little treat for everybody. Like, put the bill yourself and give us a little treat. Right. Great for PR. Like, it makes no sense.

Rich guys, super rich guys just don't do smart things that they should do. That's such an easy win. Oh, everyone loved this? Fuck it. Let's make another season. Yeah. I'll pay for it.

Just let everyone know that I paid for it. I wish you were that rich. I know. I mean, look at you. I would spend on everything. You would make life very fun. Guys, any show you wanted, I would be like, yeah, let's make another season. No problem.

Want to see another season in the office? Done. Every character, $20 million. You're not showing up? Done. Replaced. Awesome. It might have just been a news article.

I might not have seen a video, TJ. I saw Twitter the other day had the video of the Super Bowl one. The guys showing up for the... We're so excited. Very funny. They were very excited. It's just like you see four other dudes that you robbed a bank with there. You won tickets, too?

You want to hear, too? We were just in your mailbox, too? Yeah. This is crazy. Oh, I found it. I'll send it to you, TJ. Before we do that, let's talk about... Yeah, you can play that. Who cares? Deadman's gone. I is crazy. Oh, I found it. I'll send it to you, TJ. Before we do that, let's talk about... Yeah, you can play that.

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I love that. Do the fucking cool shit. Give everyone the day off after the super bowl yeah yeah here you go that cost okay a lot that's probably a shitload of what would happen if one day of nobody working would there be chaos no hospitals no hospital thing i think you're describing no police yeah first two weeks of covid yeah that sucked there was a little so fucking yeah there was like just played a bit nervous energy about it that was interesting what's next you remember how much you watch the news a lot every day though i will say

it was like my peak output here in my studio apartment. Yeah. I did more. The one month I did like 87 blogs. Yeah. And like four live shows a day. I like built a mini golf course in my apartment that I would go. I don't know. I feel like I got super creative during that time that like. Yeah.

Also people were so hungry for content that like everything was good. Yeah, that's true. The horse race. That's true. That was good. Oh yeah, the horse race. That was was good. Yeah, that's true. The horse race. That's true. That was good. Oh, yeah, the horse race. That was not good. Me and Kyle were doing 12-hour live streams, blackout drunk.

Oh, yeah, I remember that. And you'd try to get under 50 people? Yeah, we would only go off live when we went under 50. And then we would share the live with guys, and they had to show their ankle and then leave. We were just so drunk. That was like when I did Periscope hopping, that was so much fun. That's how you discovered

Chilling with Chels. I remember the one time I was doing a spa. I was like, spa night with Kate. I had three viewers and you hopped over to mine and all of a sudden hundreds of people. That was the best. Watching people realize they were doing periscopes for four people and then all of a sudden there'd be like 5,000 people just saying

no sound, no sound. Can we YouTube raid? Can we like take our viewers to another live channel? Not really. We did it with Grant Cardone last week. We could spam the link today. I kind of want to do that right now. Let's go to a TikTok live and donate $100 to someone.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, sure. Papa, papa. I'd like to go over to this. You. Okay. Yeah, sure. Papa, papa. I'd like to go over to this. You're playing that video, TJ? You can play Deadspin. Who cares?

What we decided to do was do an operation where we would have a ruse where people would come in. They received a letter that they had won some tickets to the Auburn-Alabama game. They'd come by and pick them up. They had to come in person. They had to bring photo ID and everything. Oh, my God. And they would won some tickets to the Auburn-Alabama game. They'd come by and pick them up. They had to come in person. They had to bring photo ID and everything. Oh, my God. And they would get their tickets. Of course, what awaited them was actually a warrant for their arrest

for failing to pay child support. Oh, no. No, I feel bad now. I am now the winner of the Auburn University for two free tickets. Thank you. Oh, man. Oh, no. Right this way.

No. Oh, my God. The cops are dressed up in Alabama uniform. Oh, no. Did they actually? Watch this. It's rules. Oh.

Oh. Hey, I'm all here. No, they're showing. I am a fan, period. Oh, dude. James Johnson. James, they're showing. I am a fan, period. Oh, geez. James Johnson. Mr. Johnson, I'm doing serial. Yes, sir.

I'm going to delete Kenny Shearer's office. Okay. We have a warrant for your arrest. Oh! Oh! This is the whole time. I don't remember it being like this. This is so messed up.

Please tell me there's some white guys in this mix. Yeah, I know. This is... Yeah,. Please tell me there's some white guys in this mix. Yeah, I know. Yeah, or this is real bad. Also, this feels really unnecessary, doesn't it? Yeah. All the cops. These guys were, like, having fun with it. It seems like a little...

He's got a gun. He's got a gun. Oh, come on. Oh, here we go. Okay. Oh, thank God. A lady. Yeah. There you go. Okay. Oh, thank God. A lady. Yeah.

There you go. How is she not paying? This is the 90s. 2011. Wow. Breaking the glass ceiling. Look at her. Is this what video looked like in 2011?

Yeah, 2011 is ancient. They didn't have to do this. No, this is so unnecessary. Keep it on. All right. Oh, there are so unnecessary. Take it off. We have a warrant. The job is for your wrist. There are no tickets.

God. There are no tickets. Yes. Oh, this is so mean. This is the most unnecessary. Balloons are so unnecessary. So much of this was so unnecessary. The cameras.

It's like every city is there. Oh, God. They're playing Taylor Swift. Why's he asking? Well, you're going to be wearing orange. I feel icky right now. I feel good. Get you in some orange. War Eagle.

Oh, my God. I don't remember it being this involved. Yeah. Those cops really enjoyed it. Oh, that's so fucked up. What do you think about the QB situation? First one was so bad. He was so pumped.

I'm a winner. I'm a winner. We're going to the Auburn game. That ruled. Oh, that was so fucked. They kind of just like, they've added so much salt to the wound. Yeah, so much. I bet that's the happiest you've ever been.

It wasn't even like child support. Child support, you should pay your child support. You should pay your child support. You should pay your child support. It's not like she like murdered someone. Child support's pretty bad. You're just not paying for your child support. Yeah, you're just kind of being a scumbag. That's a big scumbag move.

Yeah, they went extra on that. They did. Balloons. If that was like a television show, it would be so popular. Yeah, it would be so popular. Oh my God. Do we have the Super Bowl one? I didn't even watch the end because I couldn't.

I felt bad. And this is basically like to catch a brother. ...to a party and a football match. But they didn't know that the offer to see the Washington Redskins in action had come from the police department. They're queuing for a free ticket to watch the Redskins football team.

A chance few Washington people could resist. No. Which is exactly what the local police were banking on. Oh, no. Okay. They sent out invitations to pick up tickets for yesterday's game to the last known addresses

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Oh, they're so fun. But the master of ceremonies was a senior policeman. Oh, my God. That's good. That is good. It really just bladed on so thick. I kind of want to do it to someone. We should do it for the 12-hour stream.

I want to do it bad. Catch the predator. Are you going to arrest a criminal on the 12-hour stream? No, no, no. I was going to say, tell someone at Barstool, like, hey, we got a special prize for you. Like, ha-ha, you just have to do this 12-hour stream with us. Tell Jordan and Alex they want a spa day at just a podcast prize for you. Like, ha-ha, you just have to do this 12-hour stream with us. Tell Jordan and Alex they want a spa day. It's just a podcast booth with Francis.

We actually did that. We kind of did that to you, Nick, for the Gritwoolie. Shit, you did exactly that. Yeah, we did that, the 24-hour stream. We're like, Nick, come play some Mario Kart. No, you know what I fell for? It was like 1 in the morning, and you texted me. You were like, hey, can you bring us some popcorn?

Yeah. I just like, yeah, okay. Yeah, and then you were just with us for the rest of the time. Yeah, we got you. Got you good. Yeah, I want to get somebody. I want to get someone so bad. Let's get Pete.

He just wouldn't. Right. He don't play ball. Wouldn't take the arrest. Yeah, what could we do? Pete doesn't like anything he might be ungettable he could be God

I would like to not I don't want him to go to like jail for life but I would I would enjoy watching him being like framed for a murder

yeah but like getting out of it like after a month just set him back for a little while Yeah, but getting out of it after a month. Just set him back for a little while. A year and a half. A year and a half. Because then we can flip it and be like, justice for Pete. Yeah.

It's some big podcast numbers. Justice Project. With him, we would frame him for a murder, but then we'd find out about three murders he did. Brutally. Yeah, I'd be like, do you have anything else to confess? He's like, well, how long you got? Peat tapes. The plaid shirt killer.

Yeah. They were found with internet cables around their necks. They couldn't call for help because there was no Wi-Fi. He cuts their Wi-Fi. Milk toast murderer. But it actually wasn't. Nice one. Should we spin the wheel, TJ?

Brandon wants the wheel gone. Why? I thought we were in the trust tree. I want to revamp. I thought the Yak chat was a trust tree. But I think there should be a sliver on the wheel that's a week off from the wheel. We found out Kate's name. We're going to say that?

No. Yes. No. No. I almost had you You mean about having some soup? Oh Oh yeah yeah

That's not a clue in any way Oh get there I want to go to Leapfrog I really would like to go now Just for the bread I kind of want to spin to seeapfrog. That's so bad. Yeah, I really would like to go now. Just for the bread. I kind of want to spin to see who goes before we even spin it. Yeah, because then you just have to wait.

Yeah. Just be like, oh, you're one of them. Wait, though. One person's not going to go. It's going to be fucking great. Are we going to do ML Cake next week? Yeah. We don't know what that is.

Not a clue, but bring a change of clothes. I'm out Friday. That's the only day I'm out next week. Is this your last day this week? Yeah, Steven and I are going to Indy. Steven's going. Yeah. Kind of really only for my entertainment. Yeah.

Not really anything he's going for. This motherfucker. Look at this. That's why you've been smiling so big today. Oh, yeah. He's so happy. I'm excited. I just printed out ideal measurables for prospects. I'm going to pass that to you guys on the plane. That's why you've been smiling so big today. Oh, yeah. He's so happy. I'm excited. I just printed out ideal measurables for prospects.

I'm going to pass that to you guys on the plane. He's very excited. Do not pass that to me on the plane. Like they jump high and they run. And people can come in and watch that? Yeah. Steven's going to go on Thursday. Fun.

Yeah. Who's participating Thursday? Anthony Richardson's throwing. I don't know if it's going to be Thursday, but I'll check out the schedule. I just got tickets today. I don't think quarterbacks are Thursday. It's okay. I don't know if it's going to be Thursday, but I'll check out the schedule. I just got tickets today. I don't think quarterbacks are Thursday. It's okay. I'll have fun.

I'm sure you will. You'll have fun. I'm not really concerned with that. Bring some binoculars maybe. Of course. There's a great photo last year on NFL Network with a double date, and they were both in the upper deck,

just relationship goals. Yeah. You're going to FaceTime your wife while you're doing it, right? She won't care. No, no. It's going to be a big day for you. Yeah, I'm excited. I know.

I can see it on your face. Just pull the ticket. Just don't tell him he can't come? Take his invite away, yeah. Arrest him when he gets there. I haven't thought about that, but that's actually a good idea. What if I, yeah. Because he's too happy, right? Look how happy he is. I there. I haven't thought about that, but that's actually a good idea. Because he's too happy, right?

Look how happy he is. I know. I made a mistake. It was like a moment of just very brief weakness where we were making the plans, and I was like, oh, that would be funny if Steven came, and I texted him, and he's like, I'm in. And then the moment passed, and I was like, what'd I do? So a lot of fun. See?

Are you going to try to influence some decision makers this week are you gonna like see him in a steakhouse and try to slip some your own notes to him yes that's yes i'll get i'll guess it'll be a big couple days of information getting gathering you're fucked up i fucked up so bad so bad he's gonna be like look at that who's that look who's there oh my god that's me chepty i can sit down on that right yeah yeah god damn what did i do what why was I nice for those five minutes last week? You got like $20 million.

I don't know, but I think Che gets the biggest perks here. I actually was thinking about this last night. I was like, what did I do? God damn it. You gave Che $12,000 once. You could have just had a nice... What? That was the wheel.

It was so crazy that we gave Che $12,000 for coming in second place when I came in second place like a week before. We caught ourselves, but we couldn't fix it in time. We were trying to get the wheel. There was a chance it would have been funny. It would have won nothing. Yeah, it just kept on. We had to wear a mask.

To fix our mistakes. To wear a mask. To fix our mistakes. To wear a mask for 30 minutes every Sunday. Not even 30. Sometimes, yeah. 10. Probably made that Bucs season bearable. Yeah. So bad.

He likes wearing a cane mask anyway. I do not. It gave me pink eye. That's true. It did give you pink eye. Did it actually? Yeah, no, it did. Remember Dave walked in like the one time Dave's been here in the last six months and he just walked up to Steve and he's like, you you pink eye. Did it actually? Yeah, no, it did. Remember Dave walked in like the one time Dave's been here in the last six months

and he just walked up to Steve and he's like, you have pink eye. He's like, no, I don't. And then he sent him home and he's like, yeah, I have pink eye. Yep. Oh, my God. So I guess we had that. It was worth it. Yeah, that was worth it.

I paid $12,000 for that. Oh, yeah, and then Rough and Rowdy Friday night. It's going to be awesome. Hell, yeah. It's so fun. Driving from Indy to Charleston, West Virginia. Friday night. It's going to be awesome. Hell, yeah. It's so fun. Driving from Indy to Charleston, West Virginia. Who all of you is going to be there? Jerry and myself.

Yeah, Jerry, you're doing Ring Girls. Ring Girl, yeah, I do the Ring Girl. How's the talent looking? Pretty good. It's usually decent. It's usually decent. How far of a drive is Indianapolis to Charleston, West Virginia? Four and a half.

That's a lot shorter than I thought. Yeah, I like driving. Then you've got to drive next week. I love driving. Yeah, next week. Love it. I'm a driver. Four and a half.

It might be longer than that. This is definitely more than that. Great. Look it up. It's Indy to Columbus is two hours. Did I screw this up? Columbus to Charleston is three. It's in Charleston, right?

I think it's five to six. Wait, is it Rowdy? Oh, maybe it's not. Can you look it up on the maps real quick? Indianapolis. Can I fuck this up? Indianapolis to Columbus is probably two hours, maybe three. No.

Columbus? I think it's less. We've done that drive a few times. It's two to Wheeling. Yeah. It's probably two and a half. Okay, we're starting in Indianapolis Okay Charleston West Virginia

Did I do the Charlestown No Charlestown's on the other side right That looks Oh no That's five hours Four and a half Oh that's less than a half It's not going to stop

It's not bad I'll hit that in four and a half Four and a half. That's less than a half. It's not going to stop. It's not bad. I'll hit that in four and a half. Four and a half. No problem. No problem. Also, I think I might take that little dip there. I know it's seven more minutes, but it looks good. Yeah, it looks good.

You'd take the dip? I wouldn't take the dip. I wouldn't take the dip. I don't like straight lines. You could stop by the Warm Glow Candle Factory. It's a real big candle. Also, I'm not going to lie. I think MapQuest kind of fucks you on the dip.

I feel like if it straightened out the dip, it would save you that seven minutes. Dude said MapQuest. MapQuest. Whatever. You can see the miles, you idiot. Yeah, but right there. Hey, idiot. You can see the miles.

I understand. See that yellow line right there? If it kept going down that yellow line, it would be better off. Where? I'm going to guess that Google Maps didn't fuck it up. And that they definitely picked the fastest route. There's like equations

to figure this out. That's a lot better. Might be traffic lights. Four circles, about 15 more minutes, bang. That's easy. That's easy. Amazing map quest. I used to print it out.

That was the old school. Printing out the MapQuest. I love doing that. Yeah. Have nine sheets. I remember as a kid, like on family vacations, my dad would have an old school map. Oh, wow. He would just fucking open the map and be like, all right, here we're going.

I keep one of those in my bathroom to look at it. MapQuest was like the pinnacle of tech. And then Garmin came out, or TomTom. Yeah. TomTom was first, I think. TomTom. Maybe, I don't know. Not everything's trivia, brother.

You'd be able to... Turn it off, man. Take a breath. Jesus Christ. It could always be on. That wasn't even a question I asked Remember they used to put those things like Directly in the middle of your windshield

I always felt that was very dangerous Like the Garmin or the TomTom It was right below the rear view mirror I mean it's directly in your line of sight You ever see the hidden rear view mirror In the state auto Logo That's great

Map quest for costume You make a MapQuest for costume. That's great. MapQuest for costume. You mention a logo every day. Yes, I do. He's a logo guy. Don't like logos? They're fine. Sounds like you don't.

Sounds like you don't. Okay. You got anything else? I had trivia for Brandon. Oh, yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. Because he mentioned it. How many soccer players can you name, Brandon? I think I can name probably, I said 30 last night.

Active? No, just soccer players. All right. Go. Pele. Zinedine Zidane. No, they have to be alive. Zinedine Zidane.

Landon Donovan. I'll allow recently dead. Freddie Adu. Messi. Ronaldo. Ronaldinho. The Ronaldo? Huh? There's two Ronaldos. Yeah, probably. Wayne Rooney. Gareth Bale.

Lukaku. Yeah. Pogba. Drogba. Pogba. We're at 11. We're at 11. We're at 11? Fuck. Kristen Pulisic. Yep.

Tim Howard. Yep. Start ripping off early 90s guys. Some girls, too. Oh, yeah. Henri. Killian Mbappe. Handsome.

Think handsome. David Beckham. There you go. Okay. How many are you still there? 16. 16? Mia Hamm.

Yep. Brandi Chastain. Yep. Alex Morgan. Yep. Who's the... The what? I don't know what you're talking about.

Cameron Rapinoe. Oh. Hope Solo. Lesbian is what you're looking for. Hope Solo. Yep. Okay. All right. So I need to get back talking about. Camerapino. Oh. Hope Solo. Lesbian is what you're looking for. Hope Solo. Yep. Okay. All right, so I need to get back to Europe.

21. Oh, early 90s USA team. Oh, Alexi Lalas. Here you go. Winalda. Yeah. Eric Winalda. Yeah.

That's how many? 20. Okay. 18. There's an American analyst. Oh, what's the motherfucker's name? He's from Brazil right now Hold on, Suarez

For Uruguay But he's their best player Neymar Fred We're getting hot in Brazil Dead guys are off the table How many I got? 26? 27? 27

Hot in them? Yeah Dead guys are off the table. How many I got? 26, 27? 27. Tottenham? Yeah. Nothing. Say a last name that's common in soccer. Lopez. Probably. I'll give it.

It covers 11 right there. Sanchez. Got it. 11. Garcia. Yep. That's it. That's 30. Yeah, he's done it.

Harry Kane? I said him, didn't I? I don't think so. I think so. You didn't say Clint Dempsey? Well, Harry Kane's the one I couldn't think of. I was looking for some. I was looking for you to get hot like a Tony Miola.

Oh, yeah. Colby Jones. Yeah. All those guys. I was 25 or 30. I was good. Yeah. Good job.

I'm a Wolverhampton guy. Ugh. That's the best logo in the person. Worst. Who's on Wolverhampton guy. That's the best logo in the press. Worst. That's the worst. Yeah, it's too high tech. It looks like something that would be on the side of a gun. Who's on Wolverhampton?

I have no idea. Damn. No idea whatsoever. Wolves. There's a team. There it is. Do you think that's a bad logo? Yeah, it just doesn't fit with the rest.

Look at it. It's just sticking out. It's an incredible logo. Oh, you're right. No, Nick's absolutely right. Your eyes go right to it. That looks like a software security firm. Yeah, it looks like an eSports logo.

Yeah. Your eyes go right to it. It doesn't fit. Wait, which one? The one on the left. Okay. I like not an eSports. What's the tree?

Yeah, I don't like the tree. It looks like a nuclear weapon. Yeah, I don't like the tree. He looks like a nuclear weapon. Yeah, I don't like the tree. Tree sucks. I like the bumblebee. Yeah. What's the eagle landing on a bridge? Also, that bird on the ball I don't like either.

Hotnam. Oh. What's that one above it? FFC. Looks a little racist. Yeah, working with those angles is tough. Fulham? Maybe?

Fulham Football Club? Possibly. Huhulham? Maybe. Fulham Football Club? Possibly. Huh. That was fun. That was fun. Oh, shit. Oh, we can't. Come on.

All right. Newcastle's top left. Liverpool. Yep, they just played. Brentford. Brentford. Wait, what? Oh, that's...

Yeah, Newcastle. Oh, Brentford. Skip Brentford. Brentford's third. Oh, I thought we were going... Brentford's the third one with a B. Yeah, what? Oh, that's, yeah, Newcastle. Oh, Brentford. Skip Brentford. Brentford's third. Oh, I thought we were going. Brentford's the third one with a B. Yeah, B. Yeah.

Arsenal. That's a cannon. Yeah, the cannon. Brighton. That's the bird. It's a flying bird. It's the seagull. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the gulls.

The seagull. Oops. Oh, that's a flying bird too. That's to the right of Arsenal. Astonville, yeah. Manchester United, that's them, yeah. Leeds, I think that's the left of them. Oh, good call.

Southampton. They're not the Foxes. Oh, they're bottom right. Yep. Leicester. That's right below third down. No, it's it's third down isn't it third down from the left yeah yeah the wolf okay that's not or whatever that is yeah fox fox fox sorry sorry sorry afc burn myth fuck i think that's oh man jesus skip it Skip it. Manchester City. That's top right.

That's the bottom left. That one. Fulham. I think that's the FFC. Nailed it. West Ham is the bottom right there. Denver Nuggets is the fucking thing. Yep.

Everton is the top second or the second row? Yeah, the second row all the way to the right. Yeah. Crystal Palace, I think, is the eagle. Yeah. Condom Forest. Chelsea's below that. Liverpool.

AFC Birmingham. Yay. I fucked that up. I'll take the L. Wait, did you? Yeah, no, he did because we had Brighton. You said the Flying Bird. I clicked on it.

Oh, yeah, I should have. We nailed it. We know our the deal. Wait, did you? Yeah, no, he did because we had Brighton. You said the Flying Bird. I clicked on it. Oh, yeah, I should have. We nailed it. We know our soccer. We do, yeah. We're actually probably the number one YouTube soccer show. I would think so. All right. Is that it, everyone? Good? Tomorrow, hockey logos. Good show.

See everyone tomorrow. See ya. See you everyone tomorrow. Happy 20th birthday, Andrew Phillips. Happy 24th birthday, Colin Kane.