The Yak - Big Cat Was Looking Right for His Urologist | The Yak 11-12-24

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

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Hello. What's up? Marcus, you're back. I missed a Malasek episode yesterday. Oh, yeah. The internet hates him. Yeah. It was an episode, for sure.

He, uh... He sucks. He does... He sucks, but he weirdly has a pretty good outlook on it. I said... I saw him this morning. I was like, internet at you? And he was just like, not more than it usually is.

Wow. Yeah. So, yeah, he sucks. Jake is... It's almost. So yeah, he sucks. Jake is... It's almost like he can't feel emotion. He's very much just himself, regardless of what comes. Yeah. Regardless of what it might...

He just... And that would be admirable if he wasn't a piece of shit. Correct. Like if he was like a good dude and he was just himself, you'd be like, wow, that's cool how adversity doesn't seem to bother you, but he a piece of shit he chose all the wrong qualities yeah sticks to those qualities and he came into the studio yesterday because we're gonna call him out for being a douchebag and then he was like even more douchebag for something different yeah yeah every time you think he's gonna showcase a new

improved trait and he doesn't yeah but I kind of respect the fact that he's like someone most human beings would correct their bad behavior. Right. And be like, I will become a better person. He is like, we're just heading straight, straight to the disaster every time. Yeah, we always say authenticity always wins, not with mouths. I thought him being banned from the bar was fake. Yeah, he's that's that's real

And it looks it's a great bar. It's will's Which would a great bar. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm shorty one of my favorites on Southport. It's uh, that's a bad bar to be bad No, wait a minute Should she allow be allowed to just go around banning? Yes. Yes. Yeah 100% actually if if Would she be allowed to just go around banning him from bars? Yes. 100%. Actually, if anyone watching this right now that lives in Chicago, if you would like to get Malasek banned from your frequent bar, please do so. I would like to see that.

But I want to see them battle it out. I want to see him ban her from bars. I don't think he has that power. A printer? I guess that's true. I want to see No Jake Malasek just in my local Walgreens. Yeah. I wonder if, could we get Trump to deport him?

Yeah, I think so. Check, check land? Check, check Los Alamos. Check, check, check. See ya, buddy. Check, mate. We could ask Will to ask Trump. God.

What, you got it? No, nothing. What? Nothing, I just thought. Why the fuck did you you got? No, nothing. Nothing. I just thought you touch me. Sometimes I just touch you. He yeah, that's a bad bar to be banned from. That's a good like that's a fun bar. It's a Wisconsin bar and he's gonna end up like there's definitely gonna be a moment where the whole gang

goes there. We should do our Christmas party there. Yeah. We should. We'll give them drinks outside. Like they have like a little like open window. Yeah. We'll have one open. We can give them drinks outside there. Yeah. Yeah, make them stand outside. Yeah. Make it a new happy hour spot. Yeah, everything. What a dickhead. Can we get one of those stickers for this room? We don't have to enforce it. I just do want the sticker. Malicek gave us two weeks of free content where we had to do nothing. I'm cool with that. He's given us some of our best episodes like maybe like eight to ten of them Yeah, but he always comes out hated. Yeah by the masses. Yeah. Yeah, should we do that's a talent itself

Should we do the Connor Griffin? dating show Like in January when we're on the doldrums because I know that we were planning on doing it and it's gonna be a hit because he's going to fall in love. Do we want to try to do that? What about Valentine's? January's perfect. Oh, Valentine's. Well, January's super cool.

Oh, January. Yeah, middle of January. Yeah, perfect. Just be like, let's just do it then. By what episode does Connor cry? Oh. End of one. I was gonna say end of two, but maybe one.

First eliminations. The first girl that submits and says that she also went to Penn State. End of one. I was going to say end of two, but maybe one. First eliminations. The first girl that submits and says that she also went to Penn State. He might cry during when we're watching. Yeah. The first fridge he sees. Yeah.

I think we got to start early because I genuinely believe that we will get swamped. I think he's a hot ticket item. You think so? I think we will get so. I think ladies are looking for a guy like that. Yeah, I think the opposite. I think he's gonna be the one making girls cry. Oh when you display that personality the illusion of

kindness and respect and then blue guy fun gonna have to deny some I think are we forgetting how weird he is Yeah, he's really bizarre He's a strange boy weird guy The chicken wing video hurt a little, but I think he's in demand. But he is a heartbreaker. Yeah. He's got a streak of breaking hearts, so I don't think. He does?

Hey, what'd you say? You think he's in the what? Hm? You think he's in demand? No, no, in demand. Oh, I thought you said he was in demand. If he was, that's fine, too. Hunter Griffin breaks hearts?

Oh, yeah. I don't want to put anybody's business on the table. He dates like I take out the trash. There it is. Twice a week. He'll have two dates in a night sometimes. That's insane. So he is like Malasek.

He stacks dates. Maybe. I don't know. Connor Griffin could end up being exactly Malasek. Connor Griffin's gotten him to that sitcom trope where he has to change clothes in the bathroom and go to another table Yeah But they're respectful like he'll have coffee with with a young lady and then they'll have lunch with another and it's not

He's doing to it. He's not stacking bodies or anything. He's just by no means he's coming from Yeah, he's a social butterfly. I can't wait to watch him date in the gambling. Yeah Oh, he'll you saying he does double headers? Yeah. I don't know if he does them actively. He's done one before. We should set up that scenario, Nick, and have him have multiple women in here

and he has to bounce around. Oh, that's a really good idea. I think he's done a triple header. He's on dates of one. Three in one day? I think he's done a triple header before. But it is the perfect January, we're all depressed. We'll just be like, yeah, let's do the dating show then. I'm down. The quicker we can get it. I think January's good. Yeah. I had a meeting yesterday that

was essentially, it was a long meeting about everything, but one of the takeaways was we gotta just try to tell sales when we're gonna do something. Yeah, that's a good idea. We kind of spring big things. I know TJ knows this all too well, but yeah. I have one request for the Connor Griffin dating show. When the women are here in person, I would like Connor to come out singing a song with like a top hat and cane to meet each woman.

Snapping. In a speedo. In a speedo, that works. We should also guarantee the date will happen this time. It will. Oh, he's Connor Griffin. He's not gonna be, he's not an asshole. We could almost guarantee marriage.

Yeah. We could damn close. We could come close to guaranteeing offspring. I think I can guarantee a proposal for sure. Okay, and I do want him singing, like Simon and Garfunkel. Like come out singing to each one, he like touches their chin. Would that child be our child?

Yeah, yeah, it'd be like a like a frat having like a house dog Yeah, we just have a house kid having a baby just around the office would be funny Yeah, just mr. Pair and the baby have the baby make pics for you yeah treat it like a liquor store cat I'm excited for that. That'll be great How was your day off mark? Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know we were doing a show yesterday my bad Oh, that's funny cuz you were here before that. That's right An appointment, I'm sorry. It'll happen from time to time. Oh yeah. Got to take care of your health.

Got to. Was it a doctor's appointment? So important, it was a doctor's appointment. Was it physical? Yeah, there was a physical involved, yeah. Did you get touched? Yes. Cool.

Penis? Yeah, not penis. No penis. Oh. Because I went to my urologist yesterday, I told you guys, but I didn't tell the audience obviously, my urologist is a stool instant instantly walked in and was just like oh is that is he just said it immediately he was like oh I recognize you yeah big online presence and I was like yep uh I think that's that's more preferred than him keeping it a secret isn't it isn't it better just be out front about it than

to just I don't know. Here's how I'd power rank it. Red Crom, like just like make references to Wisconsin sports and shit. Wouldn't you be annoyed by that? Here's how I'd power rank it. One, never say anything about it ever. Yeah.

And never allude to it. Clear cut number one. That's clear cut number one. Two, what he did, saying it right off the bat, a distant, distant third is do the whole appointment and then as I'm walking out. It's like that's last. Oh, yeah Oh, that's brutal. Yeah. Yeah, that's that that's last What if you pulled out your cock and was looking at it, then he whipped out a kiss coin So he didn't actually have to look at my penis

But I did tell him because the wheel told me so basically we got to the end of the appointment. I was like, you don't have to look at my dick. And he was like, no, I don't. And I was like, well, I shaved for you. And then it got awkward. You did not say absolutely did. If it was legal to have my doctor on, I would have him on to call in and be like, did I say this? Yes, I did. I thought you were going to say I trimmed it up a little for you not I shaved I shaved it shaved But I fucking said it I think it's weird to say I had to mention the wheel said I had Trimmed not shaved I might have said trimmed. I don't know if I said trim their shape, okay, and then the what?

I said trim, not shave. I might have said trimmed. I don't know if I said trimmed or shaved. OK. And then the what? And then we had a really awkward laugh. And he didn't manipulate? And then he said, if it's better for content, I was like, no. He didn't do it.

No. We did not. He said, if it's better for content, I'll go ahead and look at that. He's like, do you want me to? And I was like, no. He wanted to. Wait, do you have his email?

I have all of his information. My doctor. I would like to call him with him, because I want to know, like, have his email? I have all of his information. My doctor. I would like to call him with him, because I want to know, for his job, does he prefer guys to trim up a little first? What's some stuff he's seeing? I don't know. I guess he couldn't talk about it.

I don't know if he would. Is that a lot? I could ask him. I could hit him up. Maybe we don't say his name? So we're really going to ask him, what kind of dicks you like? Well, just like, what's the etiquette?

If you could like you might get one for the rest of your life. What would it be? Yes? What's ideal all things being equal? He's got to like it trimmed up. Yeah There's no there's no argument for not not aggressively shaved. You know what can we get a different urologist to call him because I feel like if it's We could just make him anonymous He would say all right, I'll just you know what I'm gonna DM him Well, he told me that he followed me yeah, and I found it I'll DM him and then I'll say should I say on the record off the record? On the record say oh, yeah, and see how he perceives it

Yeah On the record, off the record? On the record. Say, OK, R, and see how he perceives it. Yeah. OK, hold on. I got to find him. I am interested, because we should know. I mean, he might have a dick in his hand right now. I think his preference has to be shave, but don't mention it. That's the preference. But then, everybody will know if you're trimmed up.

But what if you're just always trimmed up? True. I think it's more your trimmed up guy. Not his. You just want to look presentable. I just tell him to be a block in there with a full blush. Because in there somewhere. Do most guys say to him that they trimmed?

Because he was going back and forth on it. Do you acknowledge it? Do a lot of guys acknowledge it? I think he knows when he sees. All right, I'm going to start by saying think he knows when he sees. You don't have to tell him. All right. I'm going to say, all right, I'm going to start by saying, hey, sorry about saying I was trimmed up.

No, that's not a good way to start. Why? That's good. Because then I'll say, but for the record, do urologists prefer it or not? OK.

All right. On the vasectomy paperwork, it says, like, you should come. What? What? What? What? What?

What? Yeah. They have to come. They have to come. you should come because you still don't know what you said you should come on here oh that's on you show has a heart eliminators paused after you said on the vasectomy website They say you should come and then you stop talking what else are we said come shaved? No, you know you didn't okay apologies. All right, so what am I saying to this guy? Oh? Whoa we got the what's your name? Kathy

All right, so we're doing is everyone here Friday., ah, yeah, I'm actually out Thursday and Friday Kyle and I will be in Morgantown for fireball. You're out to Friday. I'm out Friday Sorry, oh We got three of it. I'll do it. We could still do it. No, we want to do a dump draft. Oh, no Oh, no, no, no. This is what we're doing next week. Next week. We got to pick an afternoon or a night and we'll do a Thanksgiving Thanksgiving episode so we won't have to come in on Wednesday. Wow. We'll tape a Thanksgiving dump draft. I there it. There it is. There it is.

Yes. Dump draft. Is this the red cop? Is this the dump? That's not a, that's not a dumper. That's, that's, she's put it in. I think you can dump though. I think you can dump.

I think you can dump. You could dump. It's not made for dump. This is what she made the cake with the Snickers bar in it. That's dump cake, right? That's what this is. That's not a dump cake. You can make a dump cake in this, I think.

Dump is the name of the cookbook, not the... Right. It's actually more of a lifestyle. Yeah, dump it out. Oh. Did you just pop it? No. Oh, that's the shape I didn't think it would be. That's how you open the box.

That's exactly what it looks like on the box cake. It's a little rounder to me. Wow. You can dump. Okay, I'm curious as to... So we'll just, we'll come up with so you have to have uh maybe it's just a a binder. We still Kathy. You have a binder with like three ingredients inside the binder. Yeah, we we should do a a consistent base. A base. A base is a base for it. Maybe

we make cakes. A base with three ingredients. Or no, it should be stuffing. Cornbread or stuff. It should be stuffing It should be a stuffing base Yeah, and then you add ingredients for Thanksgiving special that will air on Wednesday Okay, great That would be great We did it. I'm gonna do this. Well, I don't did it. We just figured it out Yeah, we fucking did it. That was actually the easiest we've ever

We just figured it out. Yeah, we fucking did it. That was actually the easiest we've ever Next week we will we have to either we'll look at everyone's schedule We either do right after the act will tape an episode or we can do One of the nights we can now you think she can zoom in. Yes. Oh, yeah, absolutely She can zoom what what is she up to life was? Uh, I think Josh third husband updated me said that she's in the process of moving. So that's why there's Trip take years, but we're gonna get her on we're gonna get her here eventually, but we will absolutely have her zoom in for this Fuck yes. All right. So wait, what am I what am I doing?

So he didn't even glimpse your shit? Nope. What a weird sequence of events that was. Imagine the money he could make. Just describing your dip balls in bush to closeted stoolies. Should I start with a, hey hey man, that was fun yesterday? Still thinking about it. Yes. Do you want to do that again?

Tell me what I should say. Hey man, had fun? Do you have to go see this guy again? Yeah, probably. Hey, excited to see you again. Oh, I don't like that one. No, I don't like that one. Oh, hit him.

Bugs bunny him. What's up, doc? Oh, what's up, doc? Yeah. OK, I got it. I'm going to say, what's up, doc? What's up, doc? Oh, there it is.

Remember? Remember my penis? Remember my penis. Remember when I said I shave for you? That's awkward, right? LOL. Urologists. Typically hear from patients.

Typically hear or appreciate. I would let him know that you're not just alone texting him. If I was him and I thought it was just you in a dark room. He knows he does content. Do Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele-Ele- Yeah, he'll know. Yeah, he'll know, yeah. Yeah, it's a noon too. LOL, is that something urologists typically hear or appreciate? Okay, sent. Here we go. What's up, Doc? That's good.

Remember when I said I shave for you? LOL, is that something urologists typically hear or appreciate? Did you send it? Yep. Do you mean, do you, just send one more and just be like, what up, Doc, like Bugs Bunny? Ha ha.

Oh, okay, right, right. Send one more just like what up doc like Bugs Bunny, haha What up doc was a Bugs Bunny joke He's gonna love it and then I'm gonna put a bunny emoji and a carrot and then lmao Crying face Hey you can verify. All right. What's up, Doc? Remember when I said the same for you? LOL. Is that something you're all just typically hear or appreciate? The what up, Doc? Was a Bugs Bunny joke. Bunny emoji, carrot, crying face. Oh, wait, we didn't ask to call in. Just

like, can you call me? I'm not gonna. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna see. We're just he's probably busy. They're early in the relationship here Yeah, we're just starting it out. Does anybody else know urologist? He's a dating show for for physicians for us to find a guy to look at their dick Yeah If he if he had seen your dick yesterday to make this conversation easier because you'd be further along in the relationship Yeah, the barriers would be down down but he hasn't even seen your dick yet.

And he doesn't even know I was I was doing some light fluffing. Like mental mental stimuli. It was a little mental. Yeah. I also had to pee in a cup. Okay, so I had a chance to couple extra little Yeah, just a little some scrolling on Instagram to certain accounts. Sure. Yeah, just getting the brain going Uh-huh. Well that I want to know like dudes have to accidentally get hard for urologists I like it like some new I think I I think I'd get hard Like I think there's a way to happen. I was like one word to describe that type of dude. Oh

Man's touch. Oh, It's also just a crazy genre of medicine to go into. You're just going to be looking at dicks for the rest of your life. Are there lady urologists? Because there's a lot of male guy and ecologists. Have you ever stumbled across a lady urologist? That's a creepy thing. Elizabeth Banks' character in Scrubs was a lady urologist.

You have a lady urologist? There was a dude, but there was a woman in there who was, I guess, in training, so was viewing. She's called a nurse. Did she smirk? No, she was going to be, she was in medical school, I think. A resident?

I'm also like, oh, for my last 100 going to doctor, dentist, and always having an awkward experience, because it wasn't even, I shaved for you wasn't the most awkward part. The nurse who like checked me in I just was like oh here I brought my kidney stone and she just like took it and looked at it. She's like, okay, you can give that to the doctor Back to you. Yeah, just went just went way too early on that jump the gun handed it right over. I Will see what the doc says Are you done with your stones or do you have any more I have three in my kidneys still so you have three more to

Pay off work. I'm through working them out Are you doing a stream tonight for college basketball? I am yeah, Tate and I are you reasons here? Yeah, Riggs is he's gonna join us He's all booted up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we champions classic love that And we have heard up. We have a big football stream right after Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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think Sosa's four. He didn't influence it. Probably. Get Harding out of there. No. Harding belongs. Four dudes. Harding belongs. She's a very important figure in skating. She's one of the most famous. Yeah. Yeah. Keep her in. You you think West I thought Westbrook would be last. No MVP. No. Yeah. Triple double. But I would say someone like Gosling is a little bit more iconic than Russell Westbrook. So we want to go. I don't know basketball. We're gonna go young Gosling. No I don't think Goslings too. So we're going young Westbrook Gosling? Yeah. Like, actors are so much bigger than athletes, especially.

But this is basketball. To their respective field. This is within their respective field. What is Gosling has? Has he won an Oscar? La La Land? Is it respect? It doesn't have to be like achievements and success.

It can just be like how iconic, how influential you are. Cososta doesn't have any respect anymore. Well, he deserves some. And Westbrook doesn't have it anymore, but he had it. So in my opinion, I thought Sammy Sosa at his peak was way more iconic than Russell Westbrook at it. With the whole shame of the steroids. It fell apart so hard.

Yeah, and he's turned colors. Is an MVP an equivalent to an Oscar winner or is an Oscar winner is an Oscar win a championship I think Pictures the champion Oh that was the mix-up so the best actor while winning best picture will be winning the champion MVP same year Yeah, okay, so Russell Crowe has Championship Russell Westbrook

You're also discounting Russell Westbrook's fashion his I was just kind of a fashion icon 100% I was we were we all were and I'm actually I have a problem with it I mean, that's influential. All right. I don't think anybody's dressing like Russell Westbrook Like NBA players now when they roll up Tonya Harding's fashion, correct? Worldwide. She's way more well known than Westbrook. Tonya Harding? Yes.

I don't think so. I don't know. International. No, Westbrook? Skating is a worldwide sport. Basketball is very much a worldwide sport. I thought he was a football player. Russell Westbrook?

Yeah. Basketball. Are you thinking of Ryan? You're thinking of Russell Wilson. Or are you thinking of the eagle, Brian Westbrook? I'm thinking of the eagle. Brian Westbrook? I'm thinking of the eagle. Brian Westbrook. So wait, so Sosa won an MVP.

Yeah. Westbrook won an MVP. Right. Is that higher than Gosling? Gosling, La La Land won best picture. But again, that was a team win. Sosa hit over 60 home runs three times, never led the league in home runs.

Gosling has ever. Ask any MVP they would rather have a championship. They're lying. Chris Carter, well, he said he'd rather have a championship they're like Chris Carter well he said he'd rather have a gold jacket than a Super Bowl I feel like that I think that I think that's fine yeah I think that's actually honest okay I think I'd rather have the Super Bowl you'd rather have I'd rather have a Hall of Fame than a Super Bowl if I could have one of one of each I don't

know if you get a Hall of Fame without a Super Bowl you're like damn you're in the Hall of Fame I mean it depends I get it depends. Do you think Carson Wentz likes his Super Bowl ring? No. Or would you rather have a Hall of Fame career? Hmm. Great question. All right. Joe Thomas would be the like what you'd want to ask. Wow. Yeah. His team was terrible and he had a Hall of Fame career career Gosling so so Westbrook young Harding you're in a stinky out of nowhere hot tub with those five Yeah, who's copping the blame and who actually did it? Hmm, that's a hard question Harding did it and is taking my blame. I'm Harding's not taking part in pooped in the hot tub

I think Neil Young's taking the blame. I think Gosling did it. Oh wow the hot tub. I think Neil Young's taken the blame. I think Gosling did it. Oh wow. Yeah Neil Young is gonna sneak one in there I think. Neil Young is that age where like he could have accidents. I think he would just openly do it. I don't think he'd be ashamed. Yeah. I mean are we giving too much credit to Neil Young? Yeah with I mean I bet you I bet you none of the the the interns know who Neil Young is the interns don't know shit Yeah, they're idiot. I barely know they also probably don't know who Sammy so say Tonya Harding. Yeah, Moses All right. How about that? Rank them by how well the interns know because

I think I'm by how well the interns know because Westbrook's one right? Uh... Oh Gosling's one! Gosling's one! Gosling's one! Gosling's one! Gosling's one! Gosling is easy. And Hannah.

They might not know the other four. I think they're taping something. I think it goes Gosling, Westbrook... Sosa is a common name. People know the name Sammy Sosa. And a lot of them are from the Chicago region so they probably know Sammy that way. I don't even know what Westbrook looks like. I have no idea who the fuck that is.

Good looking guy. It's hard to describe what he looks like. Good looking but a little bit... I don't know what... Shark tail fishy. Yes kind of a Lego There frog in there Frog looking good-looking guy. He's a very good looking good looking guy never heard that name associated with basketball at like genuinely ever I've no idea

He's one of the five to ten most famous basketball players of the last I've like never heard that name Was basketball it's for you, but I think that's a good indicator those are your five Who's got something? Acting is so much bigger. Yeah, so much bigger. Yeah, but that wasn't the original question. The question wasn't who's the most famous. Wait, is that how you spell Neil Young? Yeah. No, that's not how you spell Neil Young. E-I-L, right?

That says I-E-L. That ain't it. What was your question again, Kyle? What are we figuring out? Who would fart in a hot tub? OK. Most iconic in their field. It's Neil Young.

Influential or iconic? So Neil Young is considered like one of the greats? Yeah. Yes. Rock and roll in general or? Rock and roll, counter-culture. Folk music, folk, folk. Yippee, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Incredible stamina with cocaine. Mm-hmm. Yep. But does he- Wild horses? Compete. Mm-hmm. Yep. But does he... Wild horses. Loves vaccines. Wasn't wild horses Neil Young? No.

That's the Rolling Stones. Don't think... Is he brought up in... Oh yeah, that is. He covered it, I think. Is he brought up in Sweet Home, Alabama? Yep. Yeah, he is.

Neil Young will remember. There we go. It's a big achievement. Yeah, that is Rolling Stones. I'm an idiot. Now that you said it, Tiny Hearty was more of a blip in time, that is Rolling Stones, I'm an idiot. Now that you're saying it, Tiny Harding is more of a blip in time, kind of, I guess.

Yeah, she's a product of her era. I bet you one of the interns will think Neil Young's an astronaut. I was going to blog today, the lead singer of CKY punched the lead singer of Alien Ant Farm in the face, I guess, the other day. And so they canceled their tour or whatever. And I was going to blog it. And I was like, let me ask the youngs if they know either of these names and none of them

Did he like ten people upstairs were like who didn't know either of the names of those bands. Did he get away with it? Yeah Just not on tour off with that many. Yeah, they kicked off the tour but there but like no I don't know. He's not going to jail over it. No, no, they're still beefing on social media they're like having a whole thing but they were like, nope don't know Smooth criminal Neil Young is like we weren't there yet. Okay, Harry bonds Bob Dylan Bob Dylan Sammy so so Neil Young was Bob. What's Bob Dylan doing? I'm saying Neil Young was like a lesser Bob Yeah, weren't they in a band together Rosby stills Nash Barry bonds not yeah, he played with him a lot, but no I'll just be honest. I've been front in the whole time. I I don't give a fuck about Neil Young

I can't name a song by Neil Young and Kind of team fuck and With no name America's America's America's America's Heart of gold He ha none of y'all listen to Neil Young I don't Y was that what is yeah cross old man is a great song Yes, and why yeah, I don't. I do. I listen to CCNY. Wait, is that what it is? Yeah, Crosby's... Old Man is a great song. So it's part of gold. C-S-N-Y.

Yeah, I don't like any of that. Okay. He also was in the greatest documentary about a concert ever, The Last Waltz. They had to CGI take out the cocaine rock in his nose. What? Yeah. Can you tell? It was footage. I think they like re-released it.

Look it up, he was so high on cocaine, his jaw was just going crazy. Those dudes were able to perform while high on cocaine. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, there was like a huge booger that was just a cocaine rock. Damn.

Can you look that up TJ? I'm pretty sure that's the story. That's when you need some good friends around you to point it out. That's a good song. I wish Neil Young did that. Now that we've uh... Keep on rocking in the free world? Come on, guys. Yeah.

I'll say this, now that it's been about 10 minutes, I'm starting to regret the DM to the doctor. What's the worst part of it? Is it the what's up doc? Yeah, I think the whole thing. Well how hip is he to you on a scale of like, he's seen you on Instagram too, he knows about. Yeah, but I'm still, this is a mistake. Was he older?

What was his level of, like an everyday? I don't know. Listen, okay. Do you think he has the Saturdays or for the boys flag in his? Probably, yeah. 7.5. Is that a question?

You know if like, if your lawyer shows up wearing this, you're going to jail. If you're going to your doctor and he has a Saturday's for the boys flag, you're dying. We released it. We released the Saturday's for the urologist. Definitely has that one. I love looking at the bootleg.

The bootleg Saturday's for the boys flags available. Yeah. Wait, so Hannah's not here. The recording something or taping something. All right, so we'll get them to come down after, and we'll ask them to. It's Fasoli here. I want to do a house divided flag.

That's a Saturday's for the boys and gay. Let's see. Okay. I think you can see it when they zoom in. Is that a chin strap or a shadow? Shadow. Yeah, there's a lot of cocaine in his nose right there I Think the story is they had to they took it out in like post-production or something

We should try to do a show his job look at his job That guy's having the time ever What a time yeah, I Watched the last waltz every Thanksgiving the last one Waltz? Is it about? Who's it about? It's the band's last concert. So then they had a bunch of people come out. Neil Diamond, Neil Young. And the band was Bob Dylan's backing band? At first, to start out, yeah, when Bob Dylan went electric. Which people hated. Yeah, look at that jaw.

That guy's fucking rocking. It's going to come unhinged. Yeah. What a time. That was also, that was cocaine. Neil Young's still alive? Yeah. Yeah.

He was still kicking. He was just on Conan's podcast. Remember, he took his, he took his, took all his music off Spotify because. Oh, Joe Rogan. Yeah, that was a weird move Cohn's podcast. Remember, he took all his music off Spotify because Rogan. Yeah, that was a weird truth. He just came out with a new album, I think, or something like that. Nobody's bumping that.

No, I don't think so. You guys hear that new Young? They'll be playing this at the club all summer. Putting on Neil Young at the club. Like right after not like us plays Damn Kyle you really put my brain in a pretzel Leo turned 50 yesterday. What that fuck you a big birthday party Caprio 50 like he turned 50 I would have thought he was older than 50 really. Yeah, he's always

There's dude. I's dudes that I. What, 94? I guess, yeah, that makes sense. This dude's like Eminem for me and Dyrdek being 50. That's. Yeah. Dyrdek's 50? He might not be 50.

Like Barker is. Travis Barker? Wow. I saw that meme yesterday where it's like maybe not Women think Titanic is like an all-time love story the famous 50 year olds It's a movie about a woman who has a whore a beautiful family And a husband of like 50 years and all she's obsessed with is the time she got dicked down on that boat. Yeah Fucker once yeah, it's a very funny reversal of how to explain that movie. Yeah

Yeah in the car on a boat On a boat that sunk God damn, okay Nellie's 50 a lot of these guys aren't 50 though. Yeah Jeter feels like he retired yesterday. Jeter's not 50 bail is 50 Joaquin Phoenix he's over 50. Amy Adams isn't 50 Steve. Oh,. Gina's not 50. Bale is 50. Joaquin Phoenix. He's over 50. I'm not surprised by that.

Amy Adams isn't 50. Steve-O 50. Amy Adams is not 50. There's no way. Isn't she married to Ryan Gosling? Yeah. How old is he? Who's the clown?

Oh, Shaggy Too Dope. One of the clowns. 50. I never connected, by the way. Seth Reans 50. Very stupid of me. What's the, what was Jim's girlfriend's name in the office? The, the, the?

Pam? No, the other one. Karen. Karen. Quincey Jones' daughter. Yeah, Quincey Jones' daughter. I never really connected that. Yeah, she's married to Lisa, her vampire weekend, too.

Quincey Jones left $80 million to his seven children each. Wow. $80 million each? Yeah. Pretty good. Pretty fucking awesome. Damn, Quincey. Oh, my goodness. Qu. Pretty good. Pretty fucking awesome. God damn, Quincy.

Oh my goodness. Quincy Jones also was a legend. Some of the quotes that were coming out after he died. Yeah. I mean, he created a whole bunch of shows and musical acts. He did everything. Yeah, he did it all. I gotta find the one.

Fresh Prince. He created Fresh Prince? Yeah. That was his. He ghost wrote that? For Will? Who's got... Oh, he went and found Will and they put them all together, that was his. He ghost wrote that? For Will? Who's got? Oh, he went and found Will, and they put him all together,

and that was his. There's like five guys that just write shows that are. Yeah, Norman Lear. Bill Lawrence. Mm-hmm. We all looked at his resume? Oh, yeah, it's pretty good. Oh, there's Taylor Sheridan now, is writing every show.

Yeah. Shonda Robbins. Shonda. Who is Bill Lawrence? Scrubs. Scrubs. Cougar Town? Was that him? He he did cougar town it was his first one Another one that did well like scrubs and yeah, really well

I forget he's doing he did shrinking mm-hmm Scrubs bad monkey shrinking cougar town So spin city was in city yeah, he crushes Heather Locklear in spin city whoo He's ranking Cougar Town. Tad Lasso. Spin City. Spin City. Yeah, he crushes. Heather Locklear in Spin City. Woof. Woof. Crank Material.

Woof. Buddy. Yeah. Yeah, yes. To answer that question, yes. That's a yeah. Yes. Fucking yeah.

I just sent you a Quincy Jones street, TJ. It made me laugh. He was a legend. He was Michael Jackson's producer made me laugh. He's, he was a legend. He was Michael Jackson's producer too? Yeah, yeah, he did music and TV. Jesus. Might have done some movies. I bet he did some movies.

80 million. Produced everything. Produced kids. That's a bad ass move. I sat next to Quincy Jones once at something and I had to perform at, and at some point he said, are you Jewish? And when I told him I was, he said,

I produced a couple of Jews, and I said, musicians, and he said are you Jewish and when I told him I was he said I produced a couple of Jews and I Said musicians and he said children That's a great Produce a couple of What's something you've worked on that should have been bigger? What the fuck are you talking about? I've never had that problem. They were all big. Oh, yeah. And he'd say that in that interview, you can find it.

Pulled that full interview. There was like, what's something you wish you didn't know? He's like, who shot John Kennedy? Like, he's like, I know who did. No. He could. That's good. Absolute legend.

It's Paywald. Paywald. You do the 12-foot ladder. absolute legend paywall paywall you do the 12 foot ladder what huh the 12 foot ladder search 12 foot ladder a paywall what what what you know this no no a little run around a little detail. Yeah, there it is. No way. Copy and paste the link. So you go take the... I know how I'm watching

Surviving Barstorm. I don't know if it's for videos. I think it's just for articles. Okay. Really? Yeah. Big game changer right here. I might actually read this now. Yeah. It's under the first 12 words. I knew you're made of money. To the headlines? But. 3125 buddy. Damn, look at that. I knew that before you guys did. That's, I like that. It's a fun little hack. Tomorrow at the Laugh Factory, Stu is telling his life story live. Yeah, so is this... Is this like a Woodstock? Is it like four days?

I have no idea. It's probably gonna go like an hour and a half. I would say, I would take the first half? Over. Stu's telling his life story and you think it's gonna go an hour and a half. Yeah, you're right. Might be... Oh my God. Is this something he's like written in practice or do you think he's just going to wing? They're filming it for a special. Yeah, I just got put on the poster. I just want the book and

Bader. It's an all time show. You open it for Stu? I guess. I think PFT is emceeing, but I don't even know. You just give him the mic. I think yeah, I Stu? I guess. I think PFT is MCing, but I don't even know. You just give him the mic. Yeah, like, I think with a lot of time, I think I have like 30 seconds. Where do you think Stu starts from? The womb? He's starting from conception, for sure.

Yeah, for sure conception. 100% conception. And he ends with being on stage right there. And they're going to put it out, but I was telling Kate, there's no way they can leave everything. I think he ends with his own death. I think he's going to just explain how he's going to die. Yeah.

He's going to tell the entire life story. He's still one of those guys. He's getting to end, yeah. Then if I think about him dying, I get very bummed out. Like, he needs to live forever. Are there people that you think about him dying I get very bummed out like he's he needs to live forever Are there people that you think about him dying? You're like, yeah I said that remember it was like a month ago. I was like if someone told me mouse like that I'd maybe take out one ear pod

Not even pause yeah, you're listening, huh, okay. You should say no offense. No offense. No offense Oh, yeah, here we go. Look Wow What's something you wish you didn't know who killed Kennedy who did it? Chicago mobster. Oh, I just said who did it. Yeah I've heard this theory before what the mob helped win, Illinois for Kennedy in 1960. We shouldn't talk about this publicly. Where are you from? He's such a legend. Didn't one of his kids date Tupac when he was shot too? You might have a baby about that one.

I'm pretty sure what were you Jones's sister? What were your first impressions of the Beatles that they were the worst musicians in the world? There were no playing motherfuckers. Paul was the worst bass player ever heard and Ringo don't even talk about it. I remember once we were in the studio with George Martin and Ringo had taken three hours for a four bar thing.

He was trying to fix on a song, couldn't get it. We said, mate, why don't you get some lager and lime, some shepherd's pie and take an hour and a half and relax a bit. So we did it and we called Ronnie Varela, jazz drummer. Ronnie came in for 15 minutes and tore it up. Oh my god. Wait, you know who sings and plays just like Hendrix? Who, Paul Allen, the Microsoft guy?

Damn. The guy who had the better business card than Christian Bale? Yeah. He was, I mean, lived a hell of a life. He was old. He was in his 90s, wasn't he? When he finally did. Weinstein, he's a jive motherfucker. Would be turned by five calls a bully.

What about Cosby, though? What about it? But the allegations surprise you. We can't talk about this in public, man. I'm sorry to jump around. Be a Pisces jam. What? This is a great interview. Oh. Oh, man.

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How long is that drive for you? 45 minutes. Me and Art took a couple of kids up there and we watched it. Then we went to Mater's and had a pork shank. Hell yeah. Elveday in Milwaukee on Sunday. What's this new Connor Griffin video that dropped? What?

Oh, just his, he was class president of his high school in 2017-18. And he's wearing a gigantic bow tie. Four year class president. Yeah. Four year. Freshman. He also- Every fucking year he's the class president.

Connor Griffin was not a student in this school or school system. He entered this school in ninth grade, immediately became class president. Of course. Rizzed him up. Yeah, of course. Rizzed him up. And he said his thing was believe in the bow tie. One of the things that we really wanted to talk about, I'm going to tackle the other

two and I'm going to try and do it in a timely manner because I definitely struggle with that. But the second thing that we really wanted to talk about is the homecoming dance. The way that we do it right now is very unique. Having it as a neon right after the football game last week. It's like a young Bob Backlund. Bob Backlund? Bob Backlund? I'm not familiar with Bob Backlund. He lost the belt to the Sheik and the Sheik lost it to Hogan. Bob Backlund was a longtime champ right before Hogan. Sounds like before my time.

Did he have a nickname? Not really. I apologize. Sorry. And then he, about 94, he beat Brett for the title. He came back. Bob Backlund? Was he named something different?

No, his name was Bob Backlund. He was huge in 93, 94. He came back. Had to, Gary. He had a big comeback, yeah. That's my fault. It's all right. No, I apologize.

It happens. It's really bad by me. But Connor Griffin said believe in the bow tie. That was his campaign. And he wore a bow tie to school every day for two weeks until they won the election. He really is like Michael Scott wearing a suit to sixth grade. Mm-hmm

4,000 student high school whoa shit. He's a fucking baller. Yeah, were any of you in your student government We are half government. Please please please please No, no, I was simply no I was fucking like a Pollock never mind I don't understand how bridges are made and I was watching a video how the Golden Gate Bridge was installed It's better not and uh it fucked me up a little bit is it like it fucked me up that like I understand the concept but also 1930 I don't like it is fucking crazy didn't build that no I understand how bridges are made now machines machines Yeah back then yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, the Brooklyn bit what is the? Also bridge for the longest time if you're in Brooklyn you just couldn't get to Manhattan. Yeah, back there. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah the Brooklyn Bridge in the Also bridge for the longest time if you're in Brooklyn you just couldn't get to Manhattan. Yeah, yeah Different world yeah, I don't understand how bridges are made even now is it like a pile driver

Yeah, how do they do it shove shit into the ground, but it's just wet down there But do they have to get rid of the water around it they like wall it off and suck water I know when they built the Brooklyn Bridge You know it's got the big stone thingies down into the water Yeah, you know how you get the bends when you go scuba diving if you come up too fast that was like People weren't scuba diving yet the dudes inside the brick thing way down below the water They were like dying because they come out and they'd be like they would get the bends from the pressure inside the bridge coming out of the I know they also

found like old bones and stuff down on the vert like because it was dry down in the yeah because it used to just be like a meadow or something like that and that wasn't helpful I still know how they built bridges but yeah we like that so many people died it fucks me up I watched it I think I know and then I'm I walk away from whatever I just watched I'm like I don't know I don't have any fucking idea how they did that We watch a video on how they built the Brooklyn Bridge like maybe 90 seconds long Well, too. I don't want to simple terms Highlings everywhere it was like a huge gap. So how do they?

How do they connect it without shit falling down? You know what I mean when they finally get to the middle? Yeah Engineers are crazy. They're crazy. The engineering is crazy's crazy yeah they're so smart and it's taken for granted yeah a pair of large wooden structures named caissons were submerged to the depths of the east river these caissons served as work spaces for workers tasked with constructing the towers of the brooklyn bridge the backbreaking labor of digging mud are they underwater right now? Yes fell upon the shoulders of numerous poorly paid laborers as they dug out more mud the caissons sank deeper into the riverbed Life inside the caissons was brutal feeling like I just died They endured grueling work, and yeah, I feel like thousands of people should be dying

This is the Benz workers motivated by a steady daily wage of $2. This relentless cycle sustained the construction efforts of the Brooklyn Bridge in the early. Wait, so the case on how do they get under it? Everything they built back then would kill us. They start on the land and they brought it down to the bottom. They sucked like the water out of it. I guess put dudes in there started digging down and then it would it would keep going down with them. I don't know how they got him. I guess at tube or something and that's where the

I just feel like if you're if you're proposing this in the early 1900s to a group of people they would think you're fucking insane. Yeah the person who came up with the idea to do this is nuts. Yeah we have we want to build a bridge it's like yeah of course you want to build a bridge we've always wanted to build a bridge how are you gonna go about doing it you're like I know how we're gonna do it we're gonna put them in these fucking caissons Submerge them underwater. Yeah, slowly build. How do they build on top of it? How did they? That's a great question. I don't know because if they're if they're underneath I

Don't know wait. So is a case on like a container like a submarine But then then the bottom opens up. Have you ever seen, there's these ships that they go, say I'm out in the river and they need to go get to the bottom to work on something, they suction onto the bottom, all the water gets sucked out, and then these dudes have to go through this pressure system, and then they're walking around on the bottom of the Thames River. It's totally no water at all, not a single drop drop and then they leave and the water fills back in and Like what I it's I don't know I don't know how they figured that out in like 1900s crazy skyscrapers like 50 years after floors were invented

How are they getting oil rigs all the way down into the I'd love to oil rigs Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Have you guys ever seen him dripping? Rigs? Yeah. No I haven't. I've only seen him dry. Yeah, fuck. We got an oil rig. You're right. I've never seen him dry. I've never seen him not even like misty. Yeah. God damn it. You're... I've never seen him wet. What the fuck? Does he get wet?

I don't know. I don't know man. You haven't seen a bee that sweat? Who lives in the desert? Here comes dry Sammy. It's a dry heat. Good old rigs. Brandon, do you think you're a top ten most influential walker?

Last name? Living? Worldwide, it would be hard. I think there's a lot of walkers in your Scotland's and your Ireland's, right? Let's do America. Well, fast and furious, right? So I'm definitely behind Paul, even though he's dead.

Kenner. Paul, Kemba. Oh, Summer Walker. She's a big deal. I'm better than Sienna. Herschel. And Jake. Herschel.

I'm behind Herschel for sure. Samaki. It'd be hard. I'm probably above Samaki at this point. Number 10 pick of the 96 draft. Played for, he balled out for Aleppo. Mm-hmm. Kenneth, you're behind? I'm behind Kenneth. I think I'm probably between 12 and 17.

Well, I don't know, recognizability. Football players, I mean, unless you're like one of the top ten, I'd imagine can go to most bars without anybody saying anything. Yeah, fair enough. I can also go to most bars. Yeah, I would never be like, that's Tyler Lockett. I would. You'd be like, that's Tyler Lockett? Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he'd probably go down right before you could hit, you could tap him up.

What is it? He's not having sex our ball? I don't know about it goes down like every time he catches the ball go straight to the room longevity Oh, it looks like though bald. Yeah, you go down. Oh So you two is obsessed with getting a concussion yeah, he's tried to get it on did he yesterday He dove headfirst into intercept. Yeah, what he dove into a knee? What are we what are we the viewer supposed to do about that? Nothing. What are we, do I, what's he doing bud? Do I, I don't know. It's crazy to know what's coming and then when it gets here. Just get out of the way dude. The NFL has to give him an orange jersey and protect him.

He should get a flag any time he puts his head down. Oh! I think he went into the tent. No. Yeah. Didn't he? I wonder what his family say. I think they're...

I think... Didn't his dad hit him with a belt every time he threw a pick in high school I don't know. I guess a really bad dad that might might be it might explain some things. I think he I Think he believes in God a lot. Oh, yeah The concussion God has me See God will make sure I don't get so do I have to root him on do I have to like? know I Cuz my my instinct is like this is a fucking terrible idea

I don't want to watch him play football because I kind of know what's coming and I Don't want to see that unfold live on television yet The guy has decided he wants to play so maybe Fuck it. Yeah. I'll just support him, huh? Yeah, just support him.

Force him to throw a left-handed? At this point though, Mark, it's kind of one of those things that he knows... He knows everything. Yeah. Right. Like, it's not a secret what is at stake. So I'm a believer in free will. And... But when it happens...

Right, can't be shocked. You know. It's like someone's smoking like three packs a day right now. It's like World of T-shirts. We know where it's going. But he doesn't fully know. Tua might not either.

You don't think he knows? I mean, I think if he... I think he knows. I think it's just a very... To be like an incredible athlete in your 20s, I think there's a feeling of invincibility that you just can't really think about what happens when I get older. But do you think he's feeling symptoms like now? Probably not.

Yes. Maybe without realizing it, that that's what it is. I had a concussion. I felt symptoms for a couple months. That's just one. Very noticeable. Do you think we'll be able to get a concussion during our quarterback stream today?

That should be one of the challenges. Right after the Yak? Mm-hmm. Should be one of the challenges, for sure. Throw an interception to make the tackle. Who's most likely to get a concussion? Well. Who's competing in this? Who's not doing it?

I know it's me, Che, PFT, Titus. I think I'm in it, yeah. Jerry, Mincy? Yeah. Well, that's good that Mincy's in it. What a graphic. Great graphic. Megan was mashing.

24 is not a quarterback number. Megan should be in it. It's a great arm. Oh, there it is. Jersey Jerry, Big Cat, PFT, Mark Titus, Mincy, and Stephen Che. Oh, Che's going to win. You think so? He always does.

For sure going to win. You played quarterback in high school, Mark. That was 30 years ago. Literally. That was. Che, you got this, dude. You don't? I actually will say if Che doesn't win, That's a huge disappointment. Yeah, it's all

like people should demand their money back Tate's odds were crazy minus 120 and I'm six seven player fields You wouldn't take also a high school quarterback is just handing the ball off. Mm-hmm. That's pretty much it Running you yeah, or just toss it up. Being able to count how many guys are on the line of scrimmage before you snap the ball and then getting the ball and handing it off and then occasionally on third and 26 will be like you know what let's fucking run a five yard out. Turn it loose kid.

I have yesterday's prep sheet. Oh no. Big cat how you feeling with the firing? I have yesterday's prep sheet. Oh no. How are you feeling with the firing? I have two of today's. What's the firing? The Bears OC. Oh. Doesn't matter. Nothing changing? No it's like a gaping wound and they're like here take a little. This will fix it. Little Neilsborn. Yeah. Yeah there's like gushing blood. Are the rumors about the benching true? I don't know. I believe everything now. Okay, what's that?

Dumpster fire that some players, I mean, DJ Moore probably wanted him bench Gale Williams. I need to, um... Oh, man. I need to read the other section. Okay. Wait, do an ad before you read the other section. All right. You know... Which ad did you do already?

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question your other section. What does driving like a maniac mean to you? Stopping at yellow. I think there are a lot of different definitions. It's in quotes, driving like a maniac. What does that mean to you? I think it's pretty... I had an Uber driver who honked his horn every single time the light went from red to green no matter what every single time

Yes, because he just knew that the cars in front of him would be asleep at the wheel Yeah, I think it's going in and out of like trying to go around It's when people are going 80 and you're going 120 and weaving in and out of traffic. Yeah What why Stephen D although driving us driving speed limit in the far left lane is also a maniac thing to do and you're all pieces of shit. Oh yeah, that's a horrible thing. What about speeding up to the car in front of you only to inevitably have to brake? That's a little bit, yeah, yeah, I get that, yeah. Why Stephen, did someone call you a maniacal driver?

No, but I was just wondering because yeah, I think lane switching is probably the most common, but is it like speeding up? Is it multiple lane switching at the same time, like drifting over three lanes? I feel like there can be a variety of definitions for that. Well, along those lines, this question follows naturally. Where do Pringles stack up versus regular potato chips for you? They're firmly in the top 25%.

Yeah. No. You don't think so? But not any higher. I don't consider them like a potato chip. I don't think they are But not any higher. I don't consider them like a potato chip. I don't think they are a potato chip. No. I think they're like a- Almost like a potato cracker. I think they are.

No, but they're not. They're technically not real potato, I think. I'm not even making that up. I'll call them a chip. They're a chip, sure. And of course, when you talk about Pringles, you have to consider this. How important is fall foliage to you?

Would you travel to see it? I wouldn't fly. I wouldn't fly it. But when foliage comes to me, I love it. It is very important to me. One of the best parts of fall foliage. You love it. I'll say it's very important to me.

I don't know if I'd ever travel for it, but it is very important. Has anybody ever gotten in the car on a Saturday or Sunday and gone on a ride to see Fall Follage? Yes. I have. Yeah but not far. I drove two hours on the Blue Ridge Parkway once. That's fine. That's beautiful. Yeah it was really nice. Yeah Fall Follage is very important. Need it. Need. Fall's not fall without it. Gotta have it. Yeah that without a habit. Yeah, that's up there. Yeah, it's up there for most important things.

You think fall foliage is in the top 10 of most important things? Yeah. In the fall, yeah. Certainly behind football. Football. Weather. Chili.

Football. Chili as in temperature as well. Chili as in the food. Chili. Thanksgiving. Halloween. Pumpkin. Chili as in temperature as well. Chili as in the food. Chili. Thanksgiving. Halloween. Pumpkin. Pumpkin behind.

Halloween? You agree on Halloween? Yeah, for sure. Okay. The leaves changing right at the beginning gets me more excited than chili. Can I say though, foliage is great. I think I would take though that smell in the air, like at a fall night when it's that burning smell.

Yeah. Oh, the first fireplaces get going. The smell in the distance, that's the good. Also the first night or morning when you breathe in and it burns your lungs a little bit. Because the air is cold. We haven't had that yet. Oh, that is some good shit. As a kid, I loved a good leaf pile the air's cold. We haven't had that yet. Ooh, that is some good shit.

As a kid, I loved a good leaf pile. Oh, yeah. Who doesn't love a good leaf pile? Yeah, good crunchy leaf. Mm-hmm. I'm fine with not stepping on them. I like just to look at them. Oh, I'm fine stepping.

I like stepping. You've got to feel the crunch. Unless it's like a post rain, rather step on the pile. I get bucked out after a rain fall, because you're like, damn, that took some leaves down. I like to grab them and crunch them in my hand. Yeah. Feel that.

On our wagon walks at night, we find the big piles. I'm like, hold on, boys. We crunch through them. Yeah. It's very exciting. Yeah, nothing burning. So you're making a mess of people's leaf piles. Have you heard people, you know, they

put the big leaf piles on the side of the road for the city to pick up or whatever, and then teens and cars will drive through them. So people will put like cinder blocks under I've heard people put a cinder block in their mailbox. Yes rural areas where people were Is that I've done it many I've done it many times not many I've done it five times I'm not many we would go out doing it and I would get too scared I would bunt. It was never But my boys would and I'm like I was like that so too fucked up We didn't use baseball bats, but we would throw we drive by at 35 45 and you competition if you hit it with a beer bottle or drink bottle whatever you got and

That was what we did. we didn't do baseball bats well we were just pieces of shit back in 17 18 we'd steal road signs that's a potato gun oh yeah don't shoot at houses I would take my uncle's front-end loader and just cave in people's roofs just take a piece of the roof. Kyle's family owned the biggest concrete factory. Jack Savage was a tycoon. And you worked there too young. You were operating heavy equipment as a boy. Going up the ramp.

What is the ramp? I was loading concrete, making concrete with the loader. So I had to drive it up a steep ramp. Annika. Annika. Come on in. Come on in. It's fine.

It's fine. It's right there. It's all right. No, the other Annika. Annika, real quick. We're going to ss. No way. Oh, shit.

How do you do that? That's a complex one, too. OK, we're going to say. You're still in touch, Brandon. Kyle's going to say five names And you gotta tell me if you know them and what do they know about them? Yeah, what do they do? Okay, okay, Ryan Gosling. He's an actor. Okay, good. You know him pretty well one for one. Yeah, he's hot. Yeah She's he like one of the most iconic. Yeah, he's like like people know him cuz he's good-looking a list. Yeah

Yeah, definitely. Okay. He's dating like lively. Maybe nope. No, he's like like people know him because he's good-looking a list. Yeah Yeah, definitely. Okay. He's dating Blake Lively. Maybe nope. No, he's married to Eva Mendez Wait name. Yeah, yeah name a movie. He's been in Well, I'm okay. I know you're talking about Ryan. I'm actually serious. I don't know movies at all. Okay, okay Do you know then? I would know right? Do you know you know talking about Ryan Gosling. I'm actually serious. I don't know movies at all. Okay, do you know? You know up yeah the movie up, you know, you know movies yeah, but if you He's got you there yeah, he did it's a movie. All right, Russell Westbrook. No, okay Sammy Sosa Baseball player yeah No, that's all I know little little Kate vindication here. Thank you. Okay, Neil Young

Is that an actor no astronaut no I had a feeling I had a gut feeling. And Tanya Harding. Yeah, yeah, she was the skater. Because of the movie that came out? Is that why you know her? It might have been because, no, I knew who she was. It wasn't the movie.

It could not have been the movie. Alright, so you got two and a half out of five. This was not a trivia thing, this was purely experiment. Yeah, like what younger people know Can you tell Hannah and Ella to come in? Yeah But tell one of them stay back while we ask and don't don't let them watch. All right watch watch I don't know that we gave Tanya Harding enough credit cuz if you had a name like top five ice skaters You're saying her if you had a name top five NBA players. I don't think you're restful west Yeah, but NBA so much more popular than her.

Well, right. But that was the question. I think you're wrong. Tonya wasn't famous for her abilities. Yeah, what are you saying? Swings around enough, were there? If we're talking about the field of figure skating, yeah, she would be.

Right, and that's the question, right? Who's in top five that you would say? Kwan. She didn't have the talent. Maybe not. I don't. Kwan. Kwan.

But she's notorious. Kerrigan. She's. know as far as arrogant you have to say Harding but Harding Harding is no not for ice skating for the incident and if that is what she's known for then she's not in the ice skating world she's in the criminal world and not a top five okay yeah that's you know what I mean in the criminal field wait we forgot Yamaguchi to Yamaguchi we also Tony Harding gets credit for hiring the

Her what husband Jeff Galooli Jeff Galooli and his henchmen like that was central casting those guys were Can you find a picture of Jeff Galooli and the guy who did it like they are? Ella come here come on in Come on get over here. We want to gauge your mind Okay, all right, so he's gonna say five names you guys say if you know them and if if so what for? Okay, yeah, we're gonna start with Ryan Gosling The Barbie movie they were oh, you know who he is. What do you know about him? Oh? He used to be hot and whoa

Yeah, what happened? Why is he not hot now coming from the girl to the dating show with Jake Malice weird in the Barbie movie Oh, that was Yeah, that was also he was acting hot. Okay, I'm doing a movie about a toy Hey listen, okay Can't be wrong good job okay Russell Westbrook the basketball team Oklahoma Thunder okay yeah good it's good Sammy Sosa I don't know come on you're from the Chicago area no what is he on the come you from the Chicago area no To hear okay Tanya Harding I have no idea Neil Young

No, okay, all right, tell Hannah to come in. Also stop texting me. She texted me twice. No. There was a picture and then a text on Saturday. 10 and 0. That's the text. But then there was also a picture.

Yeah. That's two texts. You caption a picture. That's not two text messages. Tough to watch. Yeah. It isn't two text messages. Tough to watch. Yeah. It isn't two text messages. I don't respond.

You can't, you can't. I treat the weekend with those girls like a doctor, like off. Yeah. I'm not like, no. You're like. Oh, wait, oh. Oh.

Like a guy in college. Okay, okay, okay. That's what I was trying to say. She was excited to be here. Very. Yeah. She's got good spirit. Are we tallying these up anywhere? So two and a half is the number to beat right now.

Right now, Gosling is top dog, right? Yeah. Gosling is. Hannah, get in here. Referee Hannah. Hi. Ref Hannah. Oh, sit down. Yep. Okay. Got high hopes for this one, guys. I think Hannahaph Hannah. Sit down.

Okay. I think Hannah's gonna get three. I think four. So I'm gonna give you some names and you have to tell me, do you know them? If you know them, yes or no, and what you know about them. Okay. We'll start with Ryan Gosling.

Yes. Barbie. He's married to Eva. He wears a necklace with her initial on it. So you know a lot. Is that squad goals? Couple goals? Couple goals, not squad.

You just friend-zoned his wife, I think. Yeah, I'm out on this one. God damn it. But it was close. So you would consider him iconic or no? Yes. Okay. Russell Westbrook.

Fuck. Nothing? I don't think so. Yeah, that's fine. Yep. Okay, Sammy Sosa. I said you were gonna get four! Oh no!

That's it, I passed that. No, you have two more. Neil Young. This might be a one-er. Is that a singer? Oh! No, that's it. I passed that no no you have two more you got a little young This might be a Warner Like like is it like classic rock count it sure Denzel D Jornet that sounds like a spaghetti sauce He was an all-amerAmerican wrestler for Appalachians. Yeah.

Wah, wah, wah, wah. Tonya Harding. Oh, um, Ice Gator, right? Yeah. Wow. That's a winner. Margot Robbie. Average is 2 and 1.

That's right. Perfect 2 and 1. OK, great. I think our rankings were wrong. We had Westbrook 2. Yeah. Thanks for having me, guys. Yeah. Westbrook went 0 for 3, right? No, he went 1 for 3. OK, great. I think our rankings were wrong. We had Westbrook too. Yeah. Thanks for having me, guys. Yeah.

Westbrook went 0 for 3, right? No, he went 1 for 3. 1 for 3. I think Tonya's above Westbrook. Did anybody go, any of those stars go 0 for? No. They all had at least one. The first guy, the actor.

It was 3 for 3. You were 3 for 3. Westbrook was 1 for 3. Sammy Sosa was 1 for 3. Neil Young was 1. Neil Young was 1 for 3. Tonya Harding was 2 for 3. Sammy Sosa was one for three. Neil Young was one for three. Tony Harding was two for three. Are you blown by that big cat? Should I be more surprised? 24-year-old from Rockford. I thought that name lived on a little bit more.

Yeah. And when he fell, man, I've ever seen. But they did also, I guess you could make the argument, like, he has, the steroid error has kind of been erased. But like to never even hear your dad bring up the name. Yeah, but Sammy got erased more than anybody. And Chief Keef. Yeah, the Cubs have tried to erase Yeah

Sammy's tried to erase Shut up to the espy's playing for the home Pink Fedor Steven do you want to explain the DraftKings promo we're doing? Sure. It's pretty cool. So it's going to be a two day thing. Today, we just pick any player to lead the night in points or have the most between all of us. So I put everyone points or points, rebounds, just points,

just points. I put everyone's point total on page two of the prep sheet All right, everyone's gonna pick one guy and then the top two From that will compete on Friday for a bonus bet. Okay, and and read the ad Steven And we'll do it we'll do a draft Alright the NBA Cup is here boost your winnings every Tuesday and Friday with DraftKings NBA Cup double-up promotion all 30 teams split Into six groups every Tuesday and Friday playing for the right to advance in a single elimination in-season tournament culminating in the NBA Cup championship in Vegas opt in today to the NBA Cup double-up offer and you'll get two Profit boosts to use on Tuesdays and Fridays

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PFT commenter. No. What do you do. What are you doing. Whenever it comes to sports I. There's a list. Pick any name on that list. I'm looking at the wrong list. Oh yeah, you're looking at a list of employees, not NBA superstars. I was looking at the wrong list.

And you went with PFT. I did, I did. I'm going to go with Giannis Antetokounoupis. Come on, K, there's Jason Tatum's on there and you have the hardest name. That's it. Okay. I'm going with him, I'm going with him.

Thank you, I feel good about it. I don't know what strategy to use here. If the teams they're playing make a difference. I'll just go Kayed Cunningham. Okay, I'll take Luca. Fuck. That seems I'll take Luca. Fuck. Uh, that seems like a good pick.

I'll go Devin Booker. Nice. I will go... Oh. I'll go Embiid. Steven, are you in this? Uh, I can be in it, sure. Uh, Titus can go first. I'll go and bead You in this I Can be in that sure

Tides can go first all right Titus pick a name can't pick a name that's already been picked Well for what the yeah, yeah tonight. Yep can't pick a name that's already been picked We're not gonna tell you who's been picked give me Jason Tatum Not been picked whoa It's actually kind of crazy he's questionable but he may he probably will play so is it bead I'll go Ant-Man Anthony Edwards okay and then still then Brandon needs to pick a name that hasn't been picked whenever he gets back from his little little pee-pee Klay Thompson going back to Golden State tonight. Yeah. Good for him. To still be out there doing it.

Mm hmm. He's just still doing it. Still bringing it. Yeah, they're giving away boating hats or something. Because, oh, because he used to. That's another world of T-shirts thing that I think used to take a boat way, boating hats or something? Oh, cause he used to. That's another World of T-Shirts thing. He used to take a boat across the bay. Oh, he loves the boats and the water.

But I think the Warriors actually put World of T-Shirts face on their social media. The Golden State Warriors? I believe so. I can't keep up with that boy. He's in Germany now. He's in Germany now. Oh God. oh god he looks good pick a player can't be a player that's already been picked well has anybody told me who's been picked no you have to guess

and we pinch you okay tell me how I'm gonna pinch you everyone is picked including and Che we're gonna pinch you if it's seven guys off the board y'all picked that fast yeah nobody told me y'all were picking you pissed that slow Get ready to pinch him If I pick somebody it's already been picked you get pinched I get pinched But you got to try to win too. I want Jalen Brunson Who else had been picked cuz I don't know who else who had been picked well, you're fine you got jail. Yeah I think it was Tatum was picked. Well, you're fine. You got Jaylen. Yeah.

I think it was Tatum was picked. Cunningham, Joel and Bede, Brunson, you just picked. Giannis, Devin Booker, Antman, and Luca. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. In New York, call 877-8HOPENY or text HOPENY467369. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org.

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Nope. Nope. Sorry, Jalen Brunson. I figured somebody would pick Lamelo Ball. Oh, you figured wrong. My pick's Lamelo Ball. Nope. That's not fair. You guys waited till the second time I went to the bathroom. Why are you wearing a Suns hoodie? Suns were my first favorite basketball team. No kidding. Yeah. It was incredible. Was that a jersey thing?

No. I loved Kevin Johnson and Tom Chambers back in the day. Kevin Johnson not aged well. Tom Chambers had the great dunk over Mark Jackson. It was on every NBA highlight tape. And that's how I consumed the NBA without cable TV. So I love Tom Chambers and the Suns. I didn't last but that was my first favorite basketball team. I think it's always interesting how people get favorite teams that aren't in there. I rooted for them between like 89 and 92 93. So not a long run.

What did KJ do? He was the mayor of Sacramento. Did he do something bad? I don't know. He seems fine. So then what made you switch teams? I don't think he's canceled or anything. What team was it?

I thought he did something. I just became more of a players guy. I just loved Michael. Then I loved LeBron. Pying incident. Pying? Oh. What was that? guy I just wrote it I'd love Michael pine incident I know that Johnson attended charity event at Sacramento Charter High School and still 21st 26 when a man approached him and hit him in the face of the pie then he assaulted him this is fine yeah self defense that motherfucker that is self-defense problems with real estate God

misuse of AmeriCorps funds guys is tough being a mayor high school investigation sexual assault and harassment that's a 16 that was 30 years ago Tom Tom Chambers ain't done shit why won't we talk about Tom Chambers? He isn't anything to anybody. Talk more about what you want us to do with Tom Chambers. Just talk about him. Give us a launching point. How good he was. The dunk over Mark Jackson's one of the iconic dunks in NBA history. Certainly the greatest dunk ever by a white guy. Is your second favorite Tom Chambers play? Um, he had an unstoppable play in Lakers versus Celtics, the video game. You could you get to one spot and it was unstoppable.

You couldn't do it. There was a video game that was just Lakers versus Celtics. That was the name of it. It was called Lakers versus Celtics in the NBA playoffs. It had eight teams. Wait, is it real game? Wasn't there one that was just Magic versus Bird as well? Oh, no, Jordan versus Bird. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Lakers versus Silted is the NBA

playoffs. That was the first one I had on Sega Genesis and then it was Lakers versus Bulls and then it was Bulls versus Blazers. Was it pretty good? Oh, it was very slow. It didn't, but NBA games didn't get good until NBA Live 95. Oh, that's when NBA game. NBA Jam. Okay, yeah, NBA Jam. But I was thinking about realistic games. I really like Kobe Bryant's NBA court side. That was a game. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This game sucks. Good graphics. This is not horrible.

It's kind of charming. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is on PC. Hold on. This is on the PC, not on the Genesis. The Genesis graphics were a lot better than this. Did you see the releasing N64 4K? Yep. Anyone. Is that a joke?

Nintendo's going to never let that see the light of day. Oh, that is going to be sick. What does that mean? Wait, Nintendo's not doing it? It's not made by Nintendo, I don't think. What? I thought it was like a fan thing. I thought Nintendo was going to.

Oh, I want that so bad. I don't think so. It was going to be 4K like all the classics. But you could put gold in it. 4K. But same functionality, but you could like gold but same Functionality I guess yeah How do you make the game? I don't know do you up I want this so bad? Oh wow is it is it happening TJ? Nintendo usually has like really

The N64 was revolutionary I loved it. Can't you just play all those old games through the switch though? Yeah Okay, TJ. Yeah, but it doesn't look like that. I look really none of you guys say it again TJ. I play 64 I Only have a PlayStation 2 right now, although I wasn't a 64 guy back then I was a PlayStation guy okay, but my friends all had 64s and when we got together That's what we played. I had a Chinese pen pal He lived in Washington DC and one day we swapped our n64 in PlayStation Wow. Yeah Met up with him

Yeah, that's a lot. We got tired of our Respective console swap them back. Yeah, but I had it for about six months How many letters before you made that change? Oh was a few. We've been pen pals for a while. How many letters in his Chinese name? His name was pretty normal from what I remember. It wasn't a Chinese. So he wasn't Chinese at all. His last name was Min.

OK. Probably still is. I had a Scottish pen pal, and we would send each other cassette tapes of the hot Scottish pop. And I would send her the like, yeah. Were you assigned this pen pal in school? No. No. And she would and I would send her like yeah, were you assigned this pen pal in school? No no it was um My mom's one of her bridesmaids married a Chinese man with a child I believe and I

Hell yeah You you have the pass to say anything mm--hmm. And I will. Yeah. It's cool. My pen pal was Asian. Yeah. He sent me Spyro the Dragon. Was he from China or born in America? I think born China, but like military.

I think it was an American Chinese man. Yeah. Never met him in person. I don't think I was young So never had a pen pal did console swap Recommend it to all the people out there. I did a console swap with my cousin once I The Genesis he had the no I had a PlayStation. He had the 64 we switched for about a week. It was fun Yeah, it was nice to live on the other side for a while absolutely the exclusives yeah Super Nintendo Sega Genesis We still have a Genesis out dead broke man. I have it all I have it all I have a 64 I have a Genesis I have

Super Nintendo I have a PlayStation 2 all of it I got on Facebook marketplace for the first time ever yesterday. Never used it. It is sick. People say it's awesome. Yeah. They were selling a Get You N64. Don't you get shot? Is that a thing? You go there and you get shot? Shot. You're risking it, right?

Yeah. Because you're meeting up with somebody that you don't know? The big one is bikes. So you bring your bike and they're like, can I test it out? And then they just ride off. That's the hot. I bought a bike. I don't remember if it was on Facebook marketplace, it was about 10 years ago when I was living in Florida. I wanted to get in shape so I bought a bike.

And he saw it was one with the curled over handlebars, real nice racing bike and he sold to me for $75 and when he showed up, he wanted to meet me behind the Burger King. I showed up and he said, I said, I got the money, but tell me about the bike. He said, well, it's just, it's a real good bike. I said, okay, where'd you get it?

He said, just, do you want the bike? And I said, yeah, I want the bike. He sold me a stolen bike. Yeah, absolutely. 100%. I bet you we've all bought stolen stuff unknowingly. Yeah. Or knowingly.

I'd love to see you in a bike, the biking outfits, the tight. Yeah. I rode love to see you in a bike. The biking outfits, the tight. Yeah. I rode it about three times. And I took a tumble over the front, and that was it. That's always scary. It wasn't a bad one, but it was stopping. I stopped too hard, and I just kind of,

it was one of my slow tumbles. I'm a slow faller sometimes. Are they still making the Stingray bikes? Remember those? Oh, the ones that were like the, like, hot rod? They look like a motorcycle. Oh, yeah. It's like a personality trait for a kid to have that.

Those are awesome. And is Craigslist still going? Like, it has Facebook Marketplace? Craigslist, that's what I bought it from. There you go. Has that? It's probably not as popular. Right?

Facebook Marketplace took over. I was going to say Craigslist. That's the reason you're here, Kyle. Yeah, damn near. I was doing eight hours a day on Craigslist. No lie. Craigslist was the best. What percentage of your pranks never worked out? Like never saw the light of day? I was sending like a 200 texts a day. Really? Probably most of them didn't get a response. What were you doing?

I was trolling on Craigslist. I remember that, I think. Meghad. What are you doing? She brought some good food. Is there food? That's what I'm trying to do. I had some.

It was delicious. Meghad! Oh, she has gumbo. Down boy. Yeah, she brought gumbo in today. Down boy. You don't want to have your throat full of gumbo. Yes, I do.

I'm starving. I'm not going to announce next to somebody with gumbo throat. I'm just not. No, you can't. You don't have a your throat full of gumbo. Yes I do. I'm starving. I'm not gonna announce next to somebody with gumbo throat. I'm just not. No, you can't. You don't have a, Megan! That's uncouth. Uncouth. Check your text message.

Is there any gumbo left? No. You gave Mitch some motherfucking gumbo? No, he fucking took a whole picture of it. I mean, Mitch didn't make my gumbo a little fucking bad. He took a bad picture of it? Yes!

You didn't have to take a photo of your gumbo? I had it. It was delicious. That's a terrible picture of your gumbo. Show it. Show the picture, TJ. Why would he do that? Oh, my God. Oh, Megan. That looks horrible.

It was delicious gumbo, I want to say. Is it all gone? Any time you want it, any time you put it up, you gotta show how someone gets fucked on with that shit. Well, he got you hired, though. Wait, what? God damn it. He tweeted out a couple of weeks ago.

I mean, see, why did he do that? He's like the bottom of a witch's cauldron. Did he tweet that he got Megan hired? Yes. Oh my god. He said it in a speech, too, right? The worst. Pat told me he was signing hats for people at the concert.

Oh, I had a weird experience with him yesterday you were in the room oh My god, yeah, he walked into the anus room. He was like what a weekend, huh? And I was like yeah, like well. How was he was I was like did you go to pop punk? He's like you guys know I went to pop punk. I was like what he said I sang mr. Brightside You definitely watched it on the yak and I was like no we didn't and he was like alright you're fucking with me I'm like no we didn't watch you was like again. You're fucking with me. You watched it He kept saying and then he walked out like we he couldn't fathom that we didn't watch it on the Yak This is why you suspended

Yeah, it was a weird he didn't believe me He didn't go dick down on his stage dive, which disappointed me. We didn't see it. He needs to be a dick down only guy. What does that mean? He faced first. He faced first stage dive once where everyone was just grabbing his face, his body, his dick. I've never seen it. Everything you can grab is just right. Yeah. Yeah. It's an outrageous stage dive. Uh you wanna do the high noon ad? We can spin the wheel and then we got everyone stick around.

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