The Yak - Big Cat's Back and He Has a Rack Controversy On His Hands | The Yak 2-18-25

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. Hello it's Yak. Welcome in. Robak.com promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase qzips polos hoodies joggers shorts row back comm promo code yak Hey, everyone. Hello. You're back. Good to be back. Miss you guys a lot How's everyone doing good? I almost zoomed in one day for vacation

So just fuck with you guys, but then I saw I was on a boat. I was crossfaded Kyle crossfaded off of Everything did you go island hopping like I told it was I guess technically we did yeah, I went to an island Okay, and what were you off? mushrooms weed and Funny how what are you off and what are you? What are you on is the same thing? Oh wait my kids were not on my vacation with me So I just want to sit that's standard because that would be like what the fuck you were doing that did your kids

Do they know you're on vacation? Oh, yeah fucking FaceTime from the beach every day. I Get one vacation a year without kids. Yeah. Well, Kate was just telling the story I brought my kids into the office yesterday to play around and and Kate was here and they were like and Kate song was Like how was the beach? Guys, how was the beach out of your mind? It's not a vacation with kids. So we have one vacation a year This is it, but I was crossfaded Enjoying the hell out of it and I was gonna zoom in to be like, how's everyone doing? And then I pulled up Twitter and saw Titus like couldn't be more dressed for winter

Acosting Brandon for missing work because of snow and I was like, you know what? I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do this right now Hey, like it's I was in full winter. Go. You had like boots the Everything I was like, that's right. This is too far. I don't need to do this It would have sucked them. Yeah, but I find solace that you came back and it's zero. Yeah, it's gonna get warm on Saturday Did suck? Saturday's a long way away. I know that's gotta be a tough plane to step off of oh There's one worse. There was one worse By the way I I Think that rocks to be on that plane. No, I would never fly again, but I would love having that story

you can probably sue and You survived I Guess it beats the alternative of dying Right now I could be on a plane crash that sir. Everyone survives. I'd be like, yeah, I think so So you just want a story you probably won't sleep well the rest of your life You're on that plane and your wife is super pissed at you for something like you guys are in a huge fight Someone's really mad at you, and you're on a plane that crashes and you live yeah Oh my god negated. I might fantasize about that in the shower. Yeah, I'm petty enough to like get right off and get back to it

About that in the shower. Yeah, I'm petty enough to like get right off and get back to it. Yeah And that reminds me I also don't wear my seat belt very often on a plane I was thinking about that while watching that was that gonna change your mind. I might have to start wearing us Yeah, cuz I don't you get in trouble They're pretty on that they got Baldwin please Gonna get you They're pretty on that they got bald one, please I'm a bad boy probably feels good. Yeah, cuz I always wear it really tight You really tight and it hurts But I missed you go is the highlight so just chillin it yeah, just chilled a lot doing some waterslides

Casino oh, yeah, it's fucking awesome. Oh, yeah, it's great. I'm having to's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people.

It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. to be like, go do the water slides. You know what I mean? And not have me, like if I had brought my kids, I would have sat at the water slide and watched my daughter do the same water slide 700 times in a row. And if I'd had a drink, I would have been like, where's the little one?

So yeah. They're not old enough to go out on their own yet. Right. As soon as they get to that age, they're coming to everything. But yeah, until that happens, I get one trip a year where I don't have to, I turn my brain off. Do you? Is that where I don't have to I could I turn my brain off Do you controversial I did I did turn my brain for like three or four days You're 100% right that going to be going on vacation with kids is not a vacation correct thing

It might be the opposite right might be worse than going to work But is that controversial to people still the parents still get excited for that. What do you mean controversy? Yeah, go into the beach with the kids. Yeah yeah oh yeah I missed my kids and I like I will yeah I guess I said there's I'll take more vacations this year and they will be with me but there's one a year where it's just you can't vacation with little kids and actually enjoy yourself because it's just keeping them busy the whole time and vacations also like a death trap when they're a certain age. Yeah. Like water everywhere and fast moving.

My one and a half year old does not know how to swim and he just walks towards pools. Mm hmm. Beelines towards pools. So you're like constantly on guard. Yeah. Yeah. We get a little older. Yeah. Once they get older, it'll be awesome. But yeah, I did water. There actually was one woman who was like going up with like three of her daughters And she and she looked at me, and she was like no kids

Like I'm enjoying the hell out of this Were you good at the water slides? Good like were you going fast as fuck. I was going fast fuck Yeah, did you like streamline yourself to like hit the curves? I was going pretty fucking fast Wait, there was a there's a sick lazy River that was like a real good You know when you get in a real good lazy River like a like it's like a good like 10 to 15 minutes That kind of leaves. That's a slow on crawl. No. No it was big. That's what I'm saying. Oh, it's big

Yeah, cuz you don't want to get in a lazy river and just be done with it in like three minutes Yeah, so it's good lazy river casino was awesome won some won a lot of money hot I ate good food Got hot in the casino in the sportsbook eat ice cream every day for lunch no sunburn They this fucking look at me. Yeah, I'm like Are they all of you knew with ice cream? No sunburn? This fucking... look at me. I'm like... Olive oil. No.

It's the hits. I did order, there was one day where I ordered two ice creams both for myself. And there was little kids in line for that. Don't care. It was really, I was just enjoying myself. Two at once? Yeah, I was like, I'll take a cone and a cup. In the behind the sun? Yeah, and was like, I'll take a cone and a cup.

In the Bahamas sun? Yeah, and then I put the cup into the cone. Oh, wow. Filled. Wow. Yeah. That's advanced. Yeah.

Had a cabana just hanging out. Cabanas. Cabanas are the best. Just hanging out. Yeah. Bahamas 10 out of 10. No, go ahead. I was going to say nothing.

You're just way more important. 10 out of 10. The absence of an idea. Bahamas are a 10 out of 10. What sets the Bahamas apart from the... No, go ahead. I was gonna say nothing. Way more important. 10 out of 10. The absence of an idea. Bahamas or 10 out of 10. What sets the Bahamas apart from the rest of the Caribbean? What's the like... I don't know.

I just went to... I went to this place two years ago and it was essentially they... I closed my eyes and was like, how could you make the perfect vacation place for me specifically? This place was it because it's water slides, beach, pool, casino, full sports book, ice cream, multiple ice cream shops. Like, I think they made it for me. So I was like, I'm going to be coming back here every time. What'd you find your place in?

Yeah, I saw a couple hockey players. Jason Tatum was there. Whoa. He got paid to be there. Whoa. Whoa. You recognize anybody else there? Oh.

You noticed? Who, PFT? PFT was there. Joe, not Joe Corga, the other Joe, who's kicked out of America. Judiche. Judiche. He was there. No way. Yeah, he was there. Why do you all know this person? Yeah, who's kicked out of America? Juditia he was there no way yeah he was

there why do you all know this person who's this I follow every move yeah you got it you got a he got deported really they had that man originally and he wasn't doing his taxes as a time yeah yeah so where the girls there was even know just him he lives there I don't know what he was there like it's like the perfect place to vacation, but it would be kind of depressing

to live there. I don't know, man. It's pretty nice. It's also not far, right? This is like three hours. I know it's nice. Two and a half hours. Would you want to permanently live there?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Coping. On the beach? Yeah, I think so That is beautiful. It is a cope, but you could never live there Yeah, no I actually was like when we were driving to the boat. I was like yeah, I could live here. Yeah for sure

There's not like Actually, no, it's not like there's not a lot whole lot to do once you get past all the vacation spots Yeah, but they're pretty fun They just yeah chill the TV wasn't great. They didn't have ESPN. Oh and every other channel, but yeah So it's to come actually Kyle's point. Yeah, I'm out. You're right. Yeah, you can live there How was ever what were you saying? Does everybody know where the Bahamas is exactly yes Yeah Where's that Florida and the top of Jamaica where do you think it is I have no idea right by wait

Which is Cuba the green one? Yeah? Oh yeah, Cuba, Jamaica's farther down make us and then so what's the Bahamas right above it? And then so what's the Bahamas right above it yellow? All of those yeah wait right next to Florida. Yeah, right next to Florida. Yeah, it's not a long trip There's nine islands. No, there's probably thousands. Yeah, there's a lot more than that What you still look confused yeah, I think I think chase all this going no absolutely not What is yeah, that was like a fifth grade map What's confusing well like Hawaii? Only on I'm something different, but it's why Hawaii is the Hawaiian Islands

Yeah, I was on the island of Nassau Providence or Oh the Bahamas what what the Bahamas I was on that island NASA you think it was just Bahama I'm falling for the trap Che explain oh the Bahamas Tommy Bahama singular bomb I thought it was in island I did not know there were nine do you want to get your mind blown not yeah there's so many more do you know where Bermuda is? Triangle no, no, yes East of the Carolinas yeah, that one's kind of crazy. It's way out there boggles the mind yeah, I Didn't realize that it was so close to like West Palm Beach. Oh, what I didn't realize that that's Bermuda out there

Where's the triangle the Bermuda, what is it triangle with? Gulf of America. There we go. We did it. It says it on there. Got it. Yeah, I didn't know you could just do that. But it was good trip that I could yeah turning my brain off was nice except the one time Brandon texted me about work. Did he actually? Did I? Yeah. Brandon, what? Hold on. I think he's l- I don't think I texted him about work. I didn't reply specifically because I was like,

I'm turning my brain off. Do I have to go in today? I remember you not replying. But I don't think it was about work. You tried to break my vacation. That wasn't- Uh. It has-

Uh. Again. Hold on. I'm trying to find it. OK. I texted you, how's the Bahamas? What was the one before that? It has- Uh Again Uh Hold on, I'm trying to find it, okay Um I texted you How's the Bahamas? Uh, what was the one before that?

I don't wanna say that but- Yeah, exactly, cause it was work! But that's about another person! But that's work That's not work! Yeah, it is! That's about a person So when we're trying to hire, that's work?

Right That's work Okay, that's not really work Ruined my whole day I'm trying to improve somebody else's life Ruin my whole what's your hat? It is a bear's Grateful Dead hat But you're doing a Michael Scott thing of coming back with like a Bahamas hat now, I should had the one little braid Brandon I do want to say I apologize for something that happened that you don't know about

That's very nice of you. Where you get ahead of Let's move on. You're just such a dickhead Why you're such a dickhead you you come across as a nice guy, but you're fucked. What did I do? Wait, you don't even know what I'm apologizing for and so but I'm calling you a dickhead for it Yeah, because that doesn't make any sense. I was gonna I tried to buy you Something yesterday was the Blackhawks like Skate the Ice season ticket holders brought my kids. They had a garage sale. Everything was like $10. I tried to buy you a sweatshirt but my kids wanted to go so bad I couldn't find a 2XL. Why didn't you? Why'd you tell me about it then? That would have been the nicest thing

ever. You're a nice guy, man. I was trying to buy you one and they were like, we gotta go, we gotta go. And I couldn't find a 2XL. I could find a 2XL in women's and I wasn't gonna buy you that no I don't need that They should make two excel and women's no we gotta encourage them down That's yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's just say a tag like no yeah She goes small medium and then nah go directly to men size You're a dude Right Kate

Wait my mistake if they don't make women's 2xl. No, they I literally found no way I found them I found a 2xl is like shit. This is gonna be awesome Britain held it up to myself and it wasn't all yeah I'm gonna buy something that sounds Yeah. I'm gonna buy you something. That sounds awesome. I'm gonna buy you something. Steven, how was your vacation? You did it with kids. I did, we went to Disney World. It was exhausting.

Yeah. Can you call in a vacation for him if he does it every three or four weeks? That's true. What? Did we get any video of you swimming? No. How?

How? How is that possible? Because he's hiding something. was that possible because I very very briefly did not have goggles I did not swim how did you only go in a pool very he's hiding something no I didn't we went to the we flew down on Tuesday went to the pool from like 5 to 5 30 on Tuesday very credible I didn't have goggles I just kind of help my kids swim and then we were at the parks the rest of the time we're at the parks every day from like 830 to five that is exhausting No, it was it was rough did you have fun at all did you ride a coaster?

I didn't do any rides for myself. Oh, I did so' with my oldest son, which was fun, but outside of that. You only have one son. Did you see Jalen Hurts there? No, he was there Monday. We got to the parks on Wednesday. So we were there Wednesday, Thursday, Friday for parks. He wasn't there. Is Disney World fun for somebody chasing a two and four year old, whatever they are? I don't know what they are.

Is Disney World fun for an athlete that just won a Super Bowl. Yeah Getting paid a lot of money solo or like not with oh, I don't know I just saw that they just shipped him out We went on the Tron ride. Yeah, I was on the Tron ride. He was over the next day. Yeah, it's great I mean they paid him Wait so Stevens, do you any reviews I Did a butterscotch? Milkshake review at Epcot and I wanted to bring these back For the Blutman boys who helped me out I I got a tip from a yak listener that there was a caramel place in Germany

So I got the rest of the bags in my way. Wait, wait, you mean an Epcot In Germany and Epcot. Wait, wait, wait. You mean an Epcot? In Germany, an Epcot. Thank you. So they had a bunch of Werther's brand caramels that I'd never seen before. So I got four different kinds. I let the Blutmans pick which ones they wanted and I'll do reviews of these coming out

the next couple days. Wait, so can we see the review that you did do? Sure. What size cup was this? I'm an Epcot. I don't know, what cup was this? I don't know, maybe 16 ounces? It's so small. Interesting color. I don't really know what I expected. This isn't it. Kind of looks pumpkin pie-ish. well consistency not really milkshake ish wait a minute taste let's see do like Andre the giant holding that beer yeah all right strong butterscotch which I love I'm a big butterscotch guy it's it's not milky really. What the hell?

It's almost slush puppy-ish But I tell you what Butterscotch flavor is strong Damn good Damn good Epcot Oh The faces you're making don't match with you

It looks pain Damn It looks great It's good The faces you're making don't match Where you like your wife was looking after the two kids you were able to just walk we had this was that's the vacation This is like the Louis CK bit where the vacation for a dad is when they whole car Walk from the trunk to the front seat, that's vacation. Yeah, this was, we did, my parents and my brother went, so we had, Valentine's Day night, we had reservations at a nice restaurant. We canceled it and we just went back to Epcot ourselves,

and I taped that while my wife was going to the bathroom for a minute. So yeah. You went to Epcot for Valentine's Day Yeah, there's not the most weirdos there Valentine's Day Yeah There any was people getting yeah exactly yeah Yeah, you were surrounded

What bad luck a lot of very What bad luck a lot of very Big Disney adults that had shirts like the matching shirts that are like I'm her beast very big When you say very big you mean fatter just huge fans a lot of both both were there a lot of fat people at this On yeah, yeah, never see more motor scooters per capital like that and in a Disney Dollywood has a lot Southern Walmart Yeah Vacation yeah, yeah glad to be back happy back to what do we miss anything special um

No, no, I don't there's got a jacuzzi. No. What did we do? I've no There's got to be something take you guys on a dating show my voice is gone. It just left. I'm sorry It was here just a second ago where to go. I don't know I'm back all right Went through nothing couple contestants. There was nothing. Kate didn't wanna be mean to any of the guys. Oh, that's a problem. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I didn't wanna start everything until we had everybody back. Because I didn't wanna have to go over the lore of some guys with people who are out again. So I did just an overview of the 3000, almost like a marketing snapshot, if who listens to the act. People loved it. People really enjoyed it and it was fun for everybody.

And it was nice and nobody wants me to kill myself. From the office when the, I liked it. When Jim Lee leaves the meeting and then he comes back and they're like, all right, so we're gonna start again. That's what I was hoping that you guys had already found. Oh no. I was hoping that McKenzie had just been married when I got back.

That would be cool. They waited 45 minutes until he got done. Michael Scott making his vacation to where he specifically misinventory. Yeah. Got back on the head and done it. Exactly. It's like that other scene from The Office. Yeah.

If you like that. Oh, it's gotta be. When they fucking did the thing and it's like that. That's what be when they fucking did the thing and yeah, it's like that That's what she said Wayne Gretzky Where we at with it? We haven't started. No. No, so listen. It's narrowed down to 20 to 15. Okay. I'm trying to make it quick and easy for everybody and now I have The info the more personable like here's these guys that you can do whatever with.

We have 20 guys? Yes, I was gonna make it even shorter because people are loving it so much. I think we go 20 to 10 day one, hour, press Mackenzie. Absolutely. And let's get her hammered. So we're gonna do dirty martinis for the whole gang.

Oh, love it. We're gonna have a couple sips, we're gonna rip through these guys. Oh the whole gang. Oh, we're gonna have a couple sips. We're gonna rip through these guys Where are we doing that now? No tomorrow? I figured tomorrow. Okay, it'd be a good But then why don't we do it Tuesday Wednesday next week? Yeah, are you out Tuesday Wednesday next week No, we're gonna do it tomorrow you're gonna fucking you're gonna watch and enjoy every bit of it I am gonna enjoy it. It's gonna be fun

I try my best to fuck the characters and we have some characters. We have some good we have some good people Twan didn't make it did he I don't think so. Oh, yeah, but Sam our Sam buddies Lou Michaels. He's in no way He made the cut you're not anyone from the office apply? That would be awkward. I believe, I didn't see him on the list, but the girls told me an old wrestling friend applied. Orin? Yeah. Oh.

So he might have. I think Mook applied too. I think Mook applied too. I think it was a blind application, and I think he was the first out of 3,000 cut. He was. Well, all his answers were like, my nine inch meaty cock.

It was like weird. It was weird. Yeah of 3,000 cut. He was, well all his answers were like, my nine inch meaty cock. It was like weird, it was weird. Yeah. It was a weird vibe. But it's more streamlined now. All right, maybe Thursday, because tomorrow I have an interview in like 1.30. Okay. I don't want to miss any of this.

No, you don't want to miss it. I don't want to miss it. We'll rip through it. I'll try and make it good. I do too. I do too. I think with the prompts, it's going to be fun. Let's not have that attitude. Yeah, let's make it good. I do too. I do too. I think things with the prompts. It's gonna be fun Let's not have that attitude. Yeah, let's have a good attitude

First one yeah, it was awesome also guess what people are gonna be negative about everything we've ever done That's right. That is true. Yeah, that is we if we do a gauntlet They're like they don't yak anymore if we don't do a gauntlet like where's the gauntlet? everyone Like they don't yak anymore if we don't do a gauntlet like where's the gauntlet? Can't everyone Fairly okay was it was bad Kate decided to make the PowerPoint educational. Oh It was a misstep it was a misstep Hanford nuclear site a lot of plutonium listen nothing can be as bad as Mother's Day You're right and yet you're wrong

It's coming up oh yeah, we're running that back. Oh yeah, I do we have to I bought some paper 12 butterfly costumes better believe it Monkey boys out by the way oh We had to take it down shut up. No. I'm kidding. I Haven't watched yet. I gotta watch it. Yeah, you wanna watch it real quick. Yeah No, it's like everyone loves it. Yeah, the reception is really really heartwarming, and I'm happy It was a you know we were lucky to get Clemmer's really fucking weird story. We had a cool character with a Monkey boy whose name is also Chris half the people in that movie were named Chris love that yeah Oh, yeah, this is Clemmer story nix. This is your project your idea um

Kind of happy to be in it whose idea? In the beginning she's just like you guys need to give this guy a redemption and then felt bad for monkey boy. Yeah, I Saw the one clip where Clemmer was giving you a tour and Clever was so excited. This is the door. I would walk in he was so excited to show us everything he'd be like here's the ground Right he was just so excited Hampshire he's like look at the beams no Yeah, he's so excited No

Yeah, he's so excited Great I felt something watching yeah, so yeah like halfway through you're like this isn't we're not gonna. It's funny We're gonna have to turn this into like Yeah, cuz I was a lot of comments like people cry because this is at first I was like this is gonna be great then I was like this time pass like it's not exactly riddled with humor no This is no suck and that's what the thing I think I was downplaying it just because I watched it like a hundred fucking times No, it's this that I'm like sounds like a good documentary. It was that's why we've never done that We write we try to pack jokes and humor into every fucking minute and didn't do that Yeah, but it worked couldn't have done it without ma. Oh, right'm edge. So those guys those guys should be doing the victory laps

Mm-hmm. We had a Pretty insignificant part in the whole thing. I was just I just tagged along with you Thanks for bringing me along No, no, I know Cool. So so so what's next for you guys? Need something to watch on Presidents Day 2029 yeah, the sequels already in the works, so monkey boy to Yeah, go watch it. I'm gonna watch it tonight

Thanks, man. I had to catch up on Severance cuz I Spoilers, it's so good. So I started white lotus to is it good. It's good I just want the first step so just came out is it every week. Yeah, I hate that shit What that's where you can go like I'm like to binge Oh, no, no, no 2 a.m. And then be like why'd I stay up? I don't even remember any of the show cuz I watched seven episodes in a row That's a good stuff the devilish smirk you give your partner. You're like one more. Yeah She's like we shouldn't

All right one more I'm gonna pee first always a cliffhanger yeah, oh we gotta do one more oh yeah, I Love that I like really good shows. I like really bad shows to like love is blind Yes, only makes me feel negative emotions to a point where I almost feel like this like vindication for how much I hate it That it's I see that is there a new season. Yeah, it's so bad are there new wrinkles to it I watched the first season, but I haven't they um they snack more in the pods Oh, whoa are there any neglect in there any awesome clips of the people meeting and then like one of the guy or girl being like yes People meeting and then like one of the guy or girl being like yes Those are the best brutal one this time are you talking about we've got to be I haven't seen this season yet It just came out, but uh I was a brutal you know you talking about this season. I haven't seen the season yes

Stay I don't want spoilers. I'm not gonna spoil it. Is this spoiler. It's not bright It's just can it's just. Can you spoil a show like that? I guess. Like who ends up with who, I guess. But then at that point they just have to admit, okay, love is not blind, right? They go from being like, oh love is not blind.

Love is 100% not blind. He did not like the way she looked. Is that what you're talking about? I haven't seen it. Oh okay, nevermind. That's all I care about is those clips Yeah, that is good. Those are the best but watching it gets you more invested so you care more about them. Yeah True, but also so counterpoint you could just watch the clip and be like damn

And then just move on with that's what I recommend. Yeah, that's kind of how I attack it Yeah, you don't even really start watching until they meet Right in real life. So just sitting there talking to each other. I Couldn't do it. I've never seen a second of any of this Kyle told me to start watching it I didn't make it through the first episode of me. It's I watched the first season in during kovat It's it's a dating show where they sit like across from each other. There's a wall in between them and they like try to make a connection without ever seeing each other Love is blind. That's stupid Are any of the couples still together like a success stories married babies? Yeah, really?

Multiple I mean it's season 8 already it is season 8 what? Season 2 to 7 I would have guessed it season we watch an old one where they were the can you find an old clip where they are a bad one Yes, so last That's that was the reveal Most the most popular way controversial one is the guy Telling her like not to eat the two oranges. You know what I'm talking talking about Cole and she's like she's like it was a huge thing He's like are you calling me fat and she kind of like spun it, but so did he? Gaslighting what's the one where she said she looked like a famous actress and she just said she's like Megan Fox

Oh, oh, no, you can't say that right unless you do look like her unless you are her right That's probably what I'm thinking. He was probably like, This is Megan Fox. She is Megan Fox. Is Nick Lachey the host? Yeah, but they don't do anything. Oh. They just welcome them and then out.

Great hosting job. That's ideal. He's probably making so much money. I want to see one of these clips here. I'll do a night. Rocket Money, you sign up for something, forget about it, after the trial period ends, then you're charged. Month after month after month, the subscriptions are there,

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Thanks, still got it. This is the worst three weeks of the year. Between Super Bowl and March Madness? Yep. It is. It is. It's my, I'm not a seasonal, what do they call it? What is the? Depression. Depression.

Yeah, I'm not that guy, but this is the closest I get to it. Yeah, but right now it's all about America and USA hockey. True, true. Are you all in, Brandon? I'm so all in. You're so all in? I'm so all in.

Saturday night was like one of my favorite sporting events. It was great. It was amazing. I loved it. If we lose Thursday, we're never going to talk about it again. Do you think the 1980 thing is what makes hockey... There's something different about USA hockey, right? Like when the hockey team does this...

You think it's because of 1980? No, I think that's it. If you only sport, we can be an underdog. I think it's that. It's that we're an underdog? If we ever made it to the World Cup final, I think you'd find it being similar. Like basketball, we should win. And if we don't, there's a million think pieces

on what's wrong with AAU basketball in America. This one, if we don't win. You're right, there are only a handful of instances where underdogs win. We're true underdogs. But now we're not on Thursday. I do love, Brandon, that you, because hockey, as a fan base,

there's a lot of gatekeepers oh yeah yeah they haven't been welcoming no but I love the brand Brandon just completely neutralizes them because they'll be like first time watching USA hockey and brandish but yes and they don't cuz usually like I had a guy yesterday you don't even know what offsides is bro. It's like, okay, man. Yeah, cool cool Nobody does yeah. No the guys when you're Snap yeah, that's it. That's offsides. The guy said tell me you've never watched USA hockey without telling me You've never watched USA hockey. So I just replied I've never watched USA. Yeah, but then you broke his rules

He said tell me without yeah, but you completely neutralized them. Yeah. Cause they are, I don't get that part. I did make the free bird fans mad. Wait. Yeah. What was that? I don't love it as a goal song. I was like, I don't think it works that well as a goal song. Cause I feel like goal song should be interactive. What should be the goal song? I don't know. Well, that's the problem. If you're going to attack, you got to have an attack, anything. I just said, I don't love it as a goal song. Free bird. We score a goal. I think when you score a goal this should be it should prompt the fans to chant or yell or do something like that Free bird just goes into this long guitar solo. She's got to suggest one you can't you can't yeah You got a what's wrong with it? What does it need? It doesn't have an element of

Crowdwork and Chanty chorus. Yeah, I think it needs a Chanty chorus Sweet well you're coming from a sweet your Blackhawks guy. Yeah, they do Chelsea dagger of crowd work and Chanty chorus yeah I think it needs a Chanty chorus sweet well you're coming from a blackhawks guy yeah they do Chelsea dagger they have going the Rangers have the best one whoa what part of free bird do they play just the right when it hits the concert I don't like free bird. I Yep Got um Are you a southerner? You don't like free bird. I come from the south tell me you hate fake southern telling me oh no I don't love southern rock

Almond Brothers Couldn't tell you two songs of Wow. I love it. I was raised on rap and country. I don't like that southern rock bullshit Wow Wow That's just who I am and I'm fine. I'm comfortable in it. What about the black crows you got like black crows I like twice as hard. That's my answer to that question That would be a cool goal song. It would be awesome. Yeah So what's your goal song? It has to be chanty. It has to be whoa. It has to be like that. American badass kid rock. I'm an American badass. Watch we can do that. You can roll with rock and you can suck my dick.

That would be cool. That's pretty cool. That would be good. But not. Not a free bird Creed song who's doing the guitar solo me Everybody has to bring a guitar. No, I'll be sick. Oh, can you take me higher? That'd be awesome That'd be good people would love it by the way Dan. I figured Brandon out He's going to be he's becoming like a die-hard hockey fan, and this is this is his new life He's gonna be a die-hard for like 30 years. He'll still be on Twitter being like I'm new to this hockey thing. Yeah, I Buddy was 40 I would I think I would really get into it if you sent me some free jerseys And if anyone like wanted to take me to games or You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. Like just started playing watching this puck thing

Is there any part of you? I don't want to cause a rift between you and Brandon But is there any part of you that you're like Brandon is just searching for any sport that's not college basketball Yeah, it does feel that way. No, he's a curling fan next He's like this curling you and I are in the same boat with this hockey thing. We're swept up in it Yeah, but we're not huge. No, you're in college basketball right now. Yeah, I am You talk about right and often that it's a big win this weekend. Right, that got me right back in. It's the ultimate whiplash sport of when you win you're like holy shit we can't be stopped.

You start looking at the schedule. I'm excited for you guys to be in the tournament. If we win tonight it's officially, it's back on. You guys are in the tournament. We're in the tournament but if we win tonight we're talking about climbing the stage. Way back on. Yeah I'm ready to get my heart ripped out. Yeah

Rip my heart out. Oh my god blood and guts everywhere. They're like legit good. Yeah This is gonna put blood and guts. They're not like smoking mirrors like fucking yeah, they're people are gonna get it all They're gonna get me lashing out being petty being salt Bo Ryan swing offense good They're actually upset angry Acting like a child. They're almost like this can't shut up. I don't know what you know what you're doing. I know what you're doing You got the guard which matters so much in March need guard play. Oh, they're so good. You got guard play Oh, they're so good. Need that guard play.

Yeah. Whoa! That was so sick. Oh my God, yeah, I want that. Did Purdue lose? Purdue lost to Wisconsin. Oh wow. Yeah.

Not an upset when you beat Purdue. That always resurfaces. See how they lost? Yeah, they lose a lot. Yeah. That would apply to a lot of schools. What, air ball? Air ball to three footer, yeah.

Yeah, three footer but the execution was there sometimes it's a make or miss league got the shot times it wasn't against a rival though sometimes your best player air balls at three they've shot oh I'm thank you oh shit damn not a rival not a rival but would have been a nice one We're gonna make the tournament. How's Gottlieb's team doing bad? Oh, they won He's three and 22 3 and 24 3 and 24. You should your hot gift That was close enough three and 20 that was close enough and LeBron mistimed dunking on him

He did but they lost like 20 in a row They've been they had two wins for two and a half months and LeBron quote treated him being like earned to not given 12 hours after they had won their third game He had two and a half months to get the bronze beefing with him and he literally did it Right after they had won again. Oh here with five poos. Yeah five poos. Why didn't LeBron wear the uniform? I know people are mad That was a cool uniform. Yeah, it was you ruined the picture Damn it completely ruined the brawn come on get it together brawn. How did you do that?

Kind of fucked up. He said it like 20 minutes for the game, too Yes, you were getting upset about the all-star game. That was a really pathetic move by you. I know I liked the all-star game Saturday night yeah, it was worse actually he was mad that Mac McClung Won dunk contest because he's on a two-way contract, and I I saw the tweet While crossfaded, and I I saw the tweet while crossfaded and I was like man this is pathetic he's not gonna be player but he's the only guy bringing excitement to the duck contest getting this upset about the duck contest is it was just like something the fact that he's

wearing an Orlando Magic Jersey's crazy guy played five minutes for them in October is hilarious like you imagine yeah I mean don't get me wrong he outright won the dunk contest but the fact that we have to keep bringing this guy back like Don't care, and I'm glad I'm glad John Moran Yeah, this is a treat. I saw it was like whoa dude. God is pathetic hasn't played a big game since last season He was not on activate. We need to keep this We need to keep this to stop relying on this viral dunker to save

dunk odds you shouldn't even be you should change your name to oh there's two tweets I was a lot I played 71 total NBA rarities minutes over the past five years 63 of which happened April 7th or later very end of regular season he's not a real NBA player yet this will be his third straight NBA slam dunk contest title what a disgrace may I May I say something yeah racist Yep, oh, yeah, I bet you that was Jeremy Lin you wouldn't have a problem Yeah I'm playing the NBA well Mack McClung did he's playing an NBA

You should change your handle where do you draw the line no two-way contract just you have to be a full-time Just be like on an active roster regularly and if they don't change even brawny could brawny could do it if you want But he plays minutes. This is also happening right right during the USA Canada game He was getting up on a soap yeah McClung has made a disgrace of the once proud dunk on if they don't change is what happens What happens Jay? What do you what are you doing? Would be nice if they everyone's just like I mean even KFC is like best dunk ever It's like that don't sucked like you jumped over a key hit the rim with the ball

You didn't stick the landing like what are you talking about? Well the talk certainly didn't suck Best don't give us no ray. It's not the best. Don't cover that. It's crazy. It's also crazy to say that didn't suck. Best dunk ever is crazy. It's not the best dunk ever, that is crazy. It's also crazy to say that dunk sucked. If we're talking about best dunks ever, comparatively it sucked. It was fine, dunk. Oh, if we're talking about the one best dunk ever. Best dunks ever have to happen in eight.

The group of one best dunk ever. I think there could be best dunk contest dunks. But like, a true like, oh my my god dunk is usually a game yeah but I still remember where I was when Vince threw down that reverse windmill 360 thing there and put his balls in the French guy's face that was way cooler mm-hmm I also remember where I was for that where were you same exact place because it happened like three months apart He actually was like I'm never gonna move this

Another Vince dunk harder dunk like that. I had the same living room same setup, so it wasn't much different In fairness this wasn't really attack against Mack McClung like obviously I'm pointing out his well the 100% was oh I mean we need to get real players in this. Yeah a real player What so that's not an attack on him chase the NBA losing you a little bit Now I mean I still bet on it NBA stats. It's been horrible this year. That wasn't the question he asked yeah Like I soccer has lost me I still bet on it you can Yeah, does that have enough room to finish the buccaneers oh? Wow Because it does he's not giving it to it oh wow little space yeah we know there's an s there

Cool, no, no way to know i guess did you watch the all-star game steve i did yeah Where's was that i liked it i liked i did it better yeah all right i found the one guy It was uh everyone complained there's no defense then there was some defense play at the end So I found the I like the new NBA should have known Brandon and I bet you Adam silver was like we got this is our Literally did not know one single person that said they enjoyed it and the Rony baloney Rony baloney yeah rown rown liked it too rown liked it wait. Did you just call him wrong? What you call him rony baloney? Everybody calls him how how many times we call him that?

hundred You've never said that I said all the time. I said that last night big can't wear tape in trivia Rony baloney try to block out everything you say during trivia No spoilers no spoilers no spoilers but yeah Ronnie baloney all right Che I got a question for you good okay you get to break a long fast with a meal but it has to be the same primary colors as an NFC football team oh what is the meal and who is the team oh don't that don't answer now think about it for a while mmm there's one answer I

think I think there's one answer wait wait ask this again is it someone stupid was listening you're like this this meal you get has to be the same colors as an NFC football team's colors. You think there's one answer? I'm just trying to- I would say NFL, but I think people would just go Brown's Steak. Right.

Steak and OJ. Steak with Whiz, Cheese Steak with Whiz. Any NFC team. NFC team, so we've got the Giants. NFC teams. Falcons, the Bucks of Saints Mmm well almost certainly asked a visit Eagles is it green I'm going Falcons. Yeah Falcons steak steak and potatoes. No not steak black

I go black black and chicken Red beans and rice or Frank's ribs, okay? That's that's very good right? That's pretty Niners would be the beige We're gonna rare steak and a beer Silver could be like a nice fish Perhaps okay. I was thinking the Packers whoa Unshelled Alaskan king crab with the garlic butter sauce Green no That's the yellow and white and but then the green you got it. I'm gonna. I'm gonna get to that okay believe me

I don't know where you're gonna go. I'm gonna go with an a lote What corn? Corn in the white cheese just doubled up on yellow. I'm gonna go with cream spinach okay, and I'm gonna go with cream spinach okay and I'm gonna go with crab Benedict and maybe throw a quiche in there mmm and a burrata hmm I think the crab Benedict avocado Wow crab heavy that's a brunch meal right there if you're gonna go white I think pretty good crab is up there. Yeah.

That's pretty good. You're using a lot of white for the Packers. Green, white, and yellow. What about some cheddar cheese hash browns? Okay. Would it have to be the same exact hue? Like, could you go light green if you're working with green? So I couldn't do light green.

So maybe not avocado. No, no avocado. Cream spinach is in there. Maybe avocado for the Eagles Their Kelly could work. Yeah This is good shit is really good Just I'm so knee-deep in NFC team trying to go around the country. Yeah. Well, you could just you can eliminate some I mean like there's nothing blue Vikings out, right?

Yeah blue so lions and Cowboys kind of out bears commanders not bad commanders not bad potatoes You keep on saying meat potatoes for teams. What are we calling? What are we calling steaks color? Is that just brown? Yeah, I don't think you can go with gold What if it's medium rare on the inside is like Red to it you do red wine for the commander's glass of red wine Some yellow I think how might be right I think it has to be glass of red wine with okay here We go this you put together a lot with the Packers It's the Packers. We're just on the right. The Falcons is good answer What about out because if you can include steak with black and red. Well, I said black and chicken.

It was black and chicken. Black and chicken, red beans, and rice. What would be gray? Yeah, you don't want a gray food. A well-done steak. Gray steak. Or could we start mixing some pasta in there, red sauce? Tampa might have like a sushi situation

Oh Tampa's got sushi Tuna, salmon Forgot about tuna and salmon You forgot, I forgot about sushi Yeah, be a good platter Shit Yeah Sweet potato too

Sweet potato too Oh Arizona you could do like a Uh Washington a steak. I can go spaghetti a burgundy steak. Nice burgundy steak glass of wine glass of beer Yeah, that's what I do and one I'm so glad to break this fast Nothing goes with an Oreo like a glass of wine and a glass of beer Wait, what about a FC if you took out the Browns?

This is a fun thought I like this a lot orange, so would you guys go Browns for NFL you'd have to do I mean, it's not really that's not really a steak. I guess the brown yeah Yeah, so brown what would be orange for you to go with the steak? Orange orange juice jello Sweet potato yeah, good call Ice cream yeah Tennessee's not Blue like a snow cone like there's not much, you can't do anything with blue. Like a snow cone?

Like there's not much you can do with blue. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of these would just be sweet treats. Dolphins might be. What would you, what, what? I can't name a single teal food. Huh? Name a teal food.

What is a light blue food? Sounds delicious. Yeah. It's not artificial. You can do blue potatoes. Ketchup and mustard, Kansas City. You just put a color in front of potatoes every time you talk artificial blue potatoes ketchup and mustard Blue potatoes are a thing you could buy a grocery store. We thought about are they potatoes do they actually purple potatoes?

Yeah Blue potatoes are blue show me blue potatoes This is like a green ketchup situation Adirondack blue he's right. It's a like a green catch-up situation. I had a rondeck blue. He's right It's a good color che she's even I saw winning percentage for last five years the NFL the Bucks are fifth Hmm one of the most dominant teams in the NFC. Yeah in the NFL. Yeah, they were simple. They were simple I Mean they don't want to do this if they're a top five I mean fifth say one of the most dominant there inside the top five winning percentage that might make his point for him a little bit

Good point, but not more dominant than the Eagles They've been passed by the Eagles for sure and then How's it I don't know I said head-to-head Smack this lips pretty aggressively do we need to address the rack gate going on? Yes, yeah, okay. Yeah, I do Danny I feel like you might be the mouthpiece for the all racks were included Yeah, so I believe I first thought it was maybe they were just changing his picks for the graphic

But it was it went as far as having to re-record his picks. My thing was like, Eddie is having selective ethics here. If we're gonna do a rack draft, I think everyone should be included. Yeah, you don't want it to be too, yeah, you don't want the rack draft to be too crass. You draw the line in a weird spot. I was included in this very briefly yesterday.

Eddie came up to me and was like, hey, we did a rack draft with the dude. That's so funny that they actually did a rack draft. Okay, and then so the only pick that I thought he was like he picked Joy Taylor and Taylor Rooks And I was like what were the other picks he showed me Taylor Rooks is like she's a she's trying to be a journalist and like that that was the only like what the fuck I'm gonna do but I Basically was like I just don't want The do to cause me any problems correct and then I think now it was

Well, it will die more because then there was a time where it was gonna be changed I was like and then I texted he was like dude. Just leave it whatever to do He's the rat guy. Yeah, and I was like well. What do you expect bringing the do on to a rag draft? You know yeah the rabbit dog did you agree though that Taylor Rook's one was the only one that was a little of an outlier there? Yes, but my whole point is like, well, Eddie, it's Nadu. Yeah. I didn't think.

I thought it was going to be a problem with the Joy Taylor one because she's been in the news for- Yeah. That one, too, yeah, maybe. Yeah. The argument was like they didn't want, like, they're people who don't want their breasts to be the focus. Right.

Or, well, Pam Anderson, Cindy Swing, like, those are fair game. Right. And then someone's, and then his, Nadeau's counterpoint was Paige Sparannik. But I feel like Paige does like having her breasts, like, she's fine with it. Right. Exactly.

Yep. But it's also just, like, this is what happens when you get into bed with Nadeau talking racks. Right. And then he's like, Nadeau doesn't really work for us. So now he's causing problems for a company he doesn't work for. I get it. You're all right, but are his frustrations valid absolutely We had no and I listen they played it straight up all his racks are had been included so he has no no complaints now Yeah

What you about to speak? Danny you rerecord it So I don't really I'm not really producer for this or anything. I think in real time in real time They're like if this doesn't fly we'll do two other and I think was he like Pauly when he said it I guess I'll take so the car I was also told I was pissed because he's Re-recorded one of his re-recorded ones was Nancy Pelosi which should have been a regular pick anyway. She didn't get drafted See, I don't know this much. I wasn't in on the she's a gal

All right, um, my only thing I support him in rack eight that you noticed yesterday I think it was yesterday. He had one set of tweets which was reinstate my racks and his other set of tweets were We in in the gambling community need women who don't lean on their titties. Correct. Correct. So like he was playing both sides. It was it was it was it was actually very funny to watch because it was that what you just described and then it was Dave being like I didn't defraud the country of Argentina and then tweeting like Eddie reinstate the racks. So both of them were having wildly different conversations.

So he's trying to get the racks reinstated they were also fighting Yeah, he got it, but now he's fighting against fighting against racks in the gambling space right It's funny. There's a Ken Jack will make the graphic every week I love tits just think we need more brains and intelligence no need for them in space We were trying to make money this this happens fine. Yeah, it's happened literally minutes after he released a video being like My racks are being sorry. Can I see that? Heated to well, how do you perform like in the public opinion I Think it dropped this morning. I have no my rack reputation is gone

Some people know ball some some people know cars, they do those tits. And when you fuck with this, there's no coming back from it. I wanna let people know and understand the two selections that I had were bona fide top five selections. One was a top two selection. In fact, outside of my top one, she was number two and number

four. Oh, wow. What he hurt to him and wait till you hear the reasoning as to why my selections got pulled and certain other ones were able to stay. Again, I don't think he understands the difference between Taylor Rooks and really, really really really sucks. I always get thrown under the bus But it got cleared up So the rally well yeah, I mean it was it was an all-time like Eddie coming up to me Just being like hey, we got this situation. I don't want to do with this come back from vacation. Yeah What is going on right now? What is going on right now?

I feel firm yeah, we're on like this email thread every week Ken Jack will make the graphic and I'm attached to email and he sent it and he was like yeah I don't know if we're gonna post this one this week and Ken Jack's like but they're all getting images. It's fine He was like well, no, that's not the reason then I seen it do make his press release Can you pull up hubs tweet again? What did he say meek Phil meek Phil just? He said was like blood in the water is it live now. I believe so yeah Yeah, it should went live like an hour ago The graphic isn't live the video is live graphic usually will release tomorrow That's right to give people some time to vote this racks

No one picked a rack of ribs Or deer antlers well, but you don't want to take those one perfect fat titties But you don't want to take those one perfect fat titties They're not cracking the top 20 table, yeah True But if you have eight perfect fat titties and then one rack of rib, that's a pretty good life Rack of beer? Yeah, but if you've just seen eight perfect titties go by, you're still gonna be impressed with the ninth You still want two more

You still want the ninth and the tenth That's the thing about titties Well, I always do two more I have the graphic if you want to see it That's the thing about titties. Yeah, well I always do two more. Oh I have the graphic if you want to see it This is gonna ruin the vote I Don't want it. I don't want to get involved in ruining the vote. I've already been to I think that is one against my own Will been too involved in rack. This is the perfect barstool story. Yeah, like it epitomizes like hey we No, they usually release it the day after I think just so people will listen, but we want

Yeah, we don't want anybody like thinking we're misogynist So we're gonna make a pick different titties they'll still be big Don't worry We'll still let you take big ones. So there's a lot of red ed comments going around. Oh, yeah I do wonder what his replacement level titties were They were pretty good. I heard them They were I think JLo and and Pelosi but just him reluctantly doing that like pouting. Oh, this is no it's this is the real graph Hold on to do Eddie Ella White Sox, Dave and Casey quite

Yeah, wait, this might not be the real graphic because I think this is the backup. This is the backup That's all I got sent. All right, so then yeah, don't even Don't cloud that. I don't want to the vote clouded or racks Oh, come on a great value of serious. I didn't know that Ella and Casey were involved. I should Eddie didn't tell me that part I would have been like, okay, whatever right? Yeah, you got girls. You can be like look we got Yeah, right completely canceling to do the do set it to two women in the room Okay I've I mean on is Ed try is like staging a coup as the rack guy is he trying to tarnish to do his reputation all I can think about is he here do you

want to have him down to be the case he's here not though I'm just happy to almost political move by Eddie if that is what he's trying to do become the rack guy trying to unseat all right, okay. Well, I think Let Eddie speak his piece Eddie we got to hear his side at least I just don't know Nadeau's the rack guy. He's the most decorated is rack guy that we have he looks like a North Korean general. He's You know, I don't know you do have when you when you enter to do into it He loves rack so much like I wouldn't been shocked if he tried to say a Rack employed by Barstool Sports. There. Made it a little weird but that's again that's what you when you have a guy who knows Rack's like Nadu knows Rack's he's not gonna hold anything back. And if you disagree with one of the

picks you have to kind of reflect what do I don't get what do I not get about the Rack. I'm wrong about these titties? Yeah, he should win this It should be a Lancelot talking rat gate kind of be like McClung winning the dunk pump We're talking rat gate bringing a guy that does yeah, he's not even in the league I like to shoot and dominates you didn't tell me that Ella and Casey were involved What about it? I would have been like yeah, whatever then he said it in front of women Oh, I mean now girls talking titties, too. Yes. Oh you're saying like if it should have been allowed Yeah, I would had no problem. Here's how it's broken down to me. Okay, bleacher report does the same thing Did you have some of our girls?

They think it's kind of weird. Oh Alright, that's fair. Wow. Yeah, okay. It's fair point. I never thought of looking at things from a different perspective. Yeah Whoa Okay, framing now Yeah, borderline criminal. No. Yeah report did that yeah, we would be like what the fuck. Oh wow our girls are human Yeah, our girls are people ish agreed, but I didn't put it. I knew Jeff and do going to that draft would yeah, right? I could pick like that. I should have known better right that was the part where I was like we were in the we're getting into to do business

The phone call I wish I would recorded it though, so you were trying to He was serious. It's coming. I got a reputation to uphold I don't just do this like he was, he was, he was far enough. So what was off limits then? Just so everybody knows. Everything came back. Everything was, everything was eventually. Everything's back.

I should, I should note, I'm not personally offended. No, just, you know, when I was, when you told me the, the, the brief summary, I was just like, I don't want to have like I don't want to have I Don't want to have blowback because Jeff did do that was my whole take. Mm-hmm and then Now we let every rack in yeah, can't wait for the asterisk next week. Yeah, you know we doing cocks Yeah, you gotta do cocks and I need white socks they cocks yeah you gotta do cocks and I need white socks Dave we need a couple guys on it best cocks yeah you got you cut we did heart throbs once guy heart throbs and people didn't like that one well why didn't

they like it you know let's do sweatpants imprints we'll do yeah gray sweatpants do it now cock draft yeah Alright, I'm taking... Jason Derulo. Who's off the limits for Nadu? So what do you say to the people that are saying Red Ed? Listen, Red Ed apologizes. I had not considered Jeff Nadu's rack reputation before. That's fair. And it's Barstool 2, Jeff Nadu's rack reputation.

Agreed. So that's honestly my fault. Agreed. I'm sorry. If he loses his rack reputation, he's got nothing. I've got a reputation to uphold. You knew about the reputation. That's why honestly my fault agreed. I'm sorry if he loses his rack reputation. He's got nothing Yeah reputation to a pole you knew about the reputation. That's why you went yeah for the for the oh you're right on this You're right. Good point. I know listen. I'm taking the L. I law I rightfully so are you trying to bring him down a notch? God, I hope not. I hope that's not what are you trying to become the rack guy?

That was the other accusations thrown out there. I think I think I might have done better than him. Oh This is the real ground oh, if he doesn't win this one one cuz you know you shouldn't we that's clouding the vote We've already it's a blind vote It wasn't It's a blind vote When's the book coming? Oh, I thought I used to be a blind it used to be the names around the graphic got it Got it. Yeah, it used to be a blindfold. He was fired up He always gets thrown under the bus. He said alright. Let's see the graphic then he does Some a hike one is Christina Hendricks on here If not, I'll say it.

I think Casey won. Oh, you did. Yeah, see? You're good. I think the girls actually crushed this. Raquel Welch is a great pick. And so is Tyra Banks in the last round. Casey won.

Even getting Dali. Casey got Dali in the fourth round. Emrat might be a first round pick. You think so? Yeah, dude. Tia Follower on Instagram. You guys are on Instagram upton in the second round great. I got got Pam the third round no love for that Sweeney and Hendrix Kim. Oh my god. I mean it doesn't seem like size was necessarily Prioritized I think it's Eddie and Casey no way I said if we do it

I think it's Casey, but Eddie wait socks didn't do so bad either I said if we do I think Casey but Eddie wait socks didn't do so bad either Mario and Joe Hanson is a hell of a back at the one-two punch But like him walking away with Shannon Elizabeth in the fifth round is pretty good, too Although she titties are just mostly I think it's Eddie. I think it's Casey Tyra banks on the fifth round Eddie Eddie. Just look at the like that looks like a bad kids report card. All right, Dolly You're about to give me the rack title Nick that's a lot of these I would you what size is em rata to are they big so to do is other things I don't think there's gonna win Taylor rooks at a Pelosi and

in JLo I don't think the dude's gonna win I don't think so either I like him first thing I don't think is her tits though you don't she has those things are but the thing is like I don't think her tits when I think of em rah exactly. Oh Should be the top that was place I shouldn't count put him on the spot JLo is an asshole fucked him up. Oh, you know what? I asked Kim. Kay Eddie did have a I'm telling you Kim. Wait socks. Steve having to Dario and Joe Hanson is incredible and Phoebe Cates He got voted off to what he's out. He is last well winslet just because Dave's last I think it's Casey against Eddie in the final

I think I would vote a Golly Parton in the fourth is crazy. How much did you guys you guys take into consideration the cultural significant? Yeah, no, we brought a them down. Titanic, yeah. That's why Winslet made it. Like Sydney gets a nod because she obviously, she bears them a lot, right? And because she's proud of them. Yeah, I don't think anyone's arguing with that as a first round. Yeah, like, you know? I thought she'd be 1-1.

So did I. You ever seen the Salma Hayek snake scene from that movie? Yes, yeah. Did you factor in the yak breakdown of Sydney Sweeney's boobs that they might not actually be that big She's small if you put her boobs on Shaq Tiny and really close together factor that in no I wish I had this beforehand yelming with Sydney Sweeney's Anymore small titties I'm trying to think of what didn't we make a graphical representation of Sydney Sweeney's titties. Who else was in there? That picture? That's a good point. What? I'm trying to think of, didn't we make a graphical representation of Sydney Sweeney's titties

on? That's what we were just talking about. Right, I know, but who else was in there? A mere four seconds ago. Brandon's trying to finish. Right, I said who else was in there? I was speaking of the picture. Who else was, there was like a fifth person, a sixth person.

We bring in more titties. Was it the Peermans? There's a lot of people. Was it John Cena's arms or something? Something stupid. stupid I think was just Sydney Sweeney's breasts right that was a monstrosity of a graphic though didn't we bring in a whole bunch there was we added those at the other Chicago yeah I remember that that was one of the proudest days at work for me you pissed that day that one of your first days it was one I was among the few yeah but that was one of the that was one of the first like I went home and the wife asked like how was work and I

Was like you might need to sit down We haven't used that up windy room oh We have way more space all the time way more practical now do we'll do it for Plinko every Dan Have you used the horn yet? It's sitting in my office. I haven't I used it the night. We I got it I need to start using it. I put on her white socks Dave's desk right? Yeah, of course I don't know where the remote is though. Oh fuck. Oh Yeah, I thought we'd be using that I got a funny brah. I'm go related go go blow it in his let's watch Go blow it in his ear. Yeah Thank you hold that thought TJ we gotta we gotta blow this home. I think racket is is

Not a gate anymore. No, thankfully sounds like everybody got what they wanted. Everyone got what they want. I mean Unless Nidu doesn't win. I don't think you will He picked two buff people what I'm saying is he knows something we don't. No, JLo wasn't his pick though. It's Taylor Robson. Oh, that's right, sorry, I keep fucking it up. Okay, nevermind. But I don't think that's putting him over the top.

No, I don't think so either. But again, imagine if a scientist put out data, you're not gonna be like, I don't think that's right. You might, right? But, I'm wrong. Imagine a pastor said something. Was there any obvious ones they missed Chat saying cat Dennings. Oh, yeah

Girl oh yeah You had to put the silences on him that's what you are you couldn't even pay attention to the commercials up in a blouse Standing behind a desk She doesn't embrace them though, but that's how you know they're good. She would hate to be on that graphic It would have been awesome who just went straight porn stars Yeah Or like girls he knew from his personal life yeah, I'm taking Jessica Claire Is he coming around the other side

Oh John Rich is here. Yeah, oh yeah, John Rich that video. He did yesterday was very fun there. Yeah With Vince he also congrats to wanton Don Papa's baby wanton beautiful baby boy. Yeah John rich was here early this morning and Even for play guys included. He has the best golf swing. I've ever seen at this company An amazingly beautiful golf John rich Yes, has he put it on tape? Yeah, he was over there. He was His head speed was 128 mine tops out like 117. It was unbelievable

Damn, that's what I mean. Has he like are there clips of him? Like we watch put out one clip Yeah, we can watch I want to see this. Does he have a golf background? I don't know I don't know, but apparently he just stepped up without a warmup and hit one like casually, like 320. I was like, oh my God, and he hits it so hard. Beautiful golf swing on John Rich. He's also really strong. And he doesn't look athletic.

He looks like a fucking idiot. He looks like most serial killers. Yeah. But he's got a model quality to him. That's it That is the meanest thing you said in a non creepy way. I think he could be like a runway guy So Eddie had to go get the horn now. He's wrapping around. I think so The scenic route is gonna be good. We're gonna say a little pom-pom move What's what's his head doing? Oh, which direction is see it anywhere. He's just looking at the rack graphic.

Is he resting his head on that computer? I don't think he's there. You know when a kid runs away and they put pillows on him? That's pillows. Wait a second. Is he there? The inflatable sex doll with the hat on. Yeah, you can't find it.

He's going to sneak behind us and hit the horn. Shit. It's a pretty big horn. I don't know where it went. It was in the office. I saw it last week, at least. Oh, that is good swing. Good swing.

Get that thing 345. Whoa. Does he got people giving tips and the replies? Good swing, but you got gotta fucking keep that left foot still Let's flex Mando read come on you know me You got it, buddy pal

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smell fresher, stay dryer, and boost your confidence from head to toe with Mando. Love that. I have a great job Brandon. Great job. Great read Brandon. Great read. Thank you. Incredible read. But what's your favorite type of cracker parentheses food? Cracker parentheses food is funny. I was going to say I'm an M. It could go a couple different ways. I hurt myself with Ritz crackers this weekend. What?

I went to the Mars cheese castle and I bought some ring bologna and I haven't bought ring bologna in a while. So I raced home and I ran into the kitchen and I grabbed my box of Ritz crackers and I tried to open it so fast that I got a cardboard paper cut on my finger. Oh. And I had to cut the ring baloney with a bleeding finger but I hurt myself with a Ritz cracker box.

Damn. That's my... What is a ring baloney? Just the edge? It's baloney in a ring form almost like a like a summer sausage I went to the Mars cheese castle to Nick could you do mostly tomorrow? Yeah, of course. Yeah, because Brandon's finger Yeah, no, I'm here today. I made it. I made it it was touch-and-go, but I'm yeah But it might have a turn for the worst wait, so you skipped work on Thursday cuz it's snow No, I and Nick please back me up on this

the other day Wednesday was when we had the big snowstorm and it came in about 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock and I left at 1 o'clock to go home. I left here at 1 o'clock. I got home at 4 o'clock. It took me 3 hours to go home and I was dispirited and I was broken and I was absolutely, my southern body didn't want to drive that again and it snowed throughout the night and I said well in the morning it's gonna suck and I'll wake up and see if the roads are good and if they are I'm gonna go but if not I'm gonna stay home and handle things here and I woke up looked outside the window just in the neighborhood the roads were awful I stayed home the roads were fine I should have I should have got up and

come to work and the Friday night, I went out to Valentine's dinner at about seven o'clock. And as I was going home, the second snowstorm hit and it was the worst experience of my life. Trying to drive, the roads immediately disappeared. It was awful. It sucked. Driving, when the snow is set in, they haven't treated the roads yet. It's scary for me. But you skipped work when there was no snow falling. They would have been fine. I, Titus, didn't I tell you I miscounted? You told me, yeah, I wasn't mad at you, but on the show, we pulled up the school closings, not even trying to dunk on Brandon.

We were going to read school closings for all the kids that watched the show. And there were not. And there were literally zero school closings in the state of Illinois. Yeah. That was tough. I'm sick, would have worked. That was tough.

No, but you could have said you were sick. But I couldn't because I had told him the day before, if it's really bad, I'm not coming tomorrow, so brace yourself for that. And yeah, so I woke up and you're like, it's really bad. I was like, yeah, sure, whatever. And then I drove in, I was like, it doesn't seem that bad like doesn't seem that bad. I'm sure maybe the schools are closed, but then Then they weren't but that's okay. That's all right. I'm glad I'm not the only pussy on the show anymore

This isn't a new revelation Driving in a snowstorm does suck. It's scary. Yeah, I was worried Friday night. Friday night. It's hot too. That's tough. Yeah. Did you have a good Valentine's Day? It was good enough. The flowers I ordered on Wednesday didn't arrive till Saturday, so.

Ooh. I gave her some February 15 flowers. Those, that went over fine. It's the same. Cause I got in front of it. The flower delivery guy probably saw the snowstorm. It was like. Yeah, it was too much.

Steven, did you have a good Valentine's Day Not the best I've had in the last 10 15 years, but it's fun. Oh, where do you rank it bottom? What went wrong? It's a Disney World. She's with my kids. Oh, it wasn't great leave the Mickey Mouse ears on babe But did you give a good Valentine's Day present? No No, okay Nick how was skiing? Ski, I went to Lake Geneva to ski. Why didn't you tell us you went skiing? I like to keep some stuff private

Okay, so let's not talk about it. Okay It was awesome. You're obsessed. I went skiing. I got a lesson. I was afraid I wasn't even gonna do it It's not hard. It's not hard. And then he the guy was like our instructor bill cool-ass, dude I was just I would have stayed on the bunny hill the whole time. He's like, you guys are adults Look at that girl up there. She's wearing cat ears and she's going down the slope. So he like drug us to the ski lift and It was fucking awesome yeah I can't wait to go back skis the best I'm gonna try to go back like often it's a perfect thrill it's a perfect thrill Danny your breakdown of our Friday episode that you built oh and those really funny really fucking wait I want to see it so we could

play cuz there's music it was a it was know if we can play it because there's music. It was a...what? You can play it. What are you doing, man? That's copyright. I was bored during the episode, which probably isn't good. And so I took Brandon's hair product and... Oh, I saw that.

Yeah, yeah, this was so good. But then Danny...I didn't know Danny was watching me the whole time. ...Rose Chastain and Bubba Wallace as they try to make their mark to start a historic NASCAR season You won't want to miss this once a lifetime sporting event tune in on Sunday February 16 First chicken flag of the season that the iconic Daytona 500 alright Kate. Let's tear these motherfuckers apart That wonders of the United States video a couple of weeks ago I'm Thank you for being concerned about me man I watched a two hour documentary about you last night

They have mountains as beautiful as the nature So why don't they have like some Why don't they medal in like a physical scheme Why aren't they a winter sports powerhouse Why does it not translate to South America? Do they have mountains? I think they're Chilean. I don't know. I think it is like a small percentage though.

It looks awesome. I like the smell. I like how it looks. And it's Valentine's Day. I never saw this coming at the start of the episode. I filled that with vodka earlier in the show. Laughter I didn't notice you doing it at all. That's so good.

You were really concerned and I was actually touched. Yeah. I was, not often, especially you. You would be the least suspecting. You think? What made you the most suspecting? Yeah, that would be that would kind of rock my world if I was an alcoholic Yeah, or just like any kind of like oh yeah, Nick's been on pills. Yeah, I'll be my world is rocked for a good 45 minutes Okay, wow. Thank you guys for thinking that I promise you it's possible

You're not a guy. We should have to worry about yeah if we have to worry about you That's a there were a lot of like if you came up to me and said hey KB's been drinking every day, okay? But if KB came up to me and said Nick's like it's really bad. I'm like what Wow Wow thank you You guys think way too highly of me. I was like why else would he be hiding this like you could have easily What would you or what should you have done if that was real? Yeah? Well nothing until the episode was over Well, you would have done something I would have been I would have probably asked like are you going somewhere after this like are you? pre-gaming for a reason perhaps baby steps

Like I said, I probably would have talked to you first if anything you know him or more comfortable Addressing his drinking problem have you ever been in that situation before? No, I mean friends who are big drinkers, but it's different if they're trying to hide it. Yeah. No, thank you, man. I just just like imagined Danny coming to my office being like, I gotta talk to you about Nick's drinking problem.

He's hiding it in Brandon's hair products. Yeah, not now, dude. There was a lot of Nick's. You picked Taylor's hiding it in Brandon's hair products. Yeah, not now, dude. There was a lot of Nick. You picked Taylor Rhoades. Yeah, that's the real issue. I got enough shit on my plate. That is the real issue. There was a lot of Nick juice comments.

What exactly is that? I did a Nick juice episode once. Yeah. Was I the, what was that? Cocktail? It was literally just vodka. It was everything. Wasn't it?

No, I thought Nick juice was just vodka. It's just vodka. It's a cup of just vodka. It's just straight vodka. You go to the bar, ask for a Nick juice. It's warm. It was that And again, I just decided to do that. I was the only one drinking that episode too. Yeah Right under your noses. Yeah, I did have flashbacks I was on here early on where I had a drink vodka off a paper plate. Was that the same? We did oh,, yeah that might

That was also my idea Yeah, guys, it's right in front of you Say something please. I Don't know if I haven't made a stage an intervention. I Feel like I'd be a great like seventh guy. Yeah Yeah, I mean like yeah, I guess I'll come let me just sit in the back. Yeah, yeah, like I won't I don't have anything to prepare I'll just be like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we love you. We love you. You're good for like four shoulder pats What these guys said is true? Yeah You heard him he said he's fine yeah Only three Gleis de Vaca a week.

The seating setup we have in this room is what the seating setup is for the TV show Intervention. Yeah, we should do an intervention. Get a Xylophone. There's gotta be someone with something weird that they're addicted to. You think someone's got a problem here? For sure. Yeah, buddy. We still have to do a serious episode.

That would be a really good serious episode episode We out someone publicly for their addiction problem Somebody who's like never really on the yeah Do your addicted to racks we have to talk about we kind of did with malice second is addiction to penis man. Yeah That was kind of an intervention. I can't get enough guys. It's not a choice, but we didn't Change anything no he's still yeah, he just moved to Florida. Yeah Found him an old sugar daddy I think almost if I got an intervention, but there was also a Cable television production crew there, I think I would be a little upset yeah, yeah although

I guess you'd probably go to a better, I think they always send them to a really nice place. That was the thing. They got to go to a good rehab in exchange for being publicly. I think some of those celebrity rehabs are just vacation. Oh yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that seems awesome. You go to Malibu, it's like we're gonna drive you out. The Bahamas, it's just water slides and casino's. Makes you wanna develop. I love whenever a celebrity like misses something and they're like exhaustion is the reason. Yeah. It's like you just say that they were just,

they didn't sleep for four days because they did so much coke. Exhaustion. Yeah, they were hanging with Josh Allen a little too much. Yeah, a little bit thinking about Josh Allen. They were thinking about Josh. Can happen to anyone. We make fun of Brandon for missing work because of exhaustion.

That's true. But again, we're hypocrites. What if Brandon was a drinker? We didn't even know. That would shock me. New Orleans? Yeah, he was on the bottle heavy. And then the LA Super Bowl, he was smoking weed constantly't Brandon would rock my world you could see it though like it has back pain problems gets addicted to pills. Yeah

Yeah, hey Titus. Why don't you text Blutman back whoa? About Presidents Day. Yeah, you and Brandon. He's pretty fired up cool for school. Is he pretty fired up about it? I was spending the holiday with my family and I felt like, you know, dealing with work while I'm trying to enjoy a storied holiday with my family just felt inappropriate. You gotta draw a line somewhere. Yeah, look, this is, Brandon and Tye's were the only two.

Oh, this was content? No way he's ever reached out and said, hey Liam, happy President's Day. So I took it upon myself to go to my coworkers and say, Hey, happy President's Day. This is how they respond. He's so him. This is me texting PFT, aka PF manatee. Brandon Walker, number one college football personality in all the world. Doesn't have time to text back and say, hey Liam, thank you, happy President's Day. But Nikki Smokes, all in.

That's just him playing. USA in this hell. Mark Titus didn't text back. Thank you Brandon. Thank you Titus got memes. I would Connor Griffin just so polite man. You could hear the feel the sincerity in this text here. Love Connor Griffin. Great guy.

Nobody bought in more. There you go, Nick. And say hello to Warren G Happy Presidents Day from me KB and a Rutherford. What's that Kyle? I just called him Rutherford like the president Also as a beard president ginger's me stick together after six hours big cat texting me back and I realized he must have been at the office

the entire day working on Presidents Day wondering where everyone else was or just wondering where I was. Yikes. Wait a minute. We got Maresh. Happy P-Day. Happy P-Day Maresh. That's good. Texted Paige and Caitlin even though Paige didn't respond Caitlin did but then I realized I was spelling presidents day wrong the entire time so why dropped out of college junior college is he genuinely the worst guy in our Chicago yeah so you could tell by this time stay yeah look at anyone in a long time hours and hours went by realized I should text Che Great move by me because Che hit me back and said because you said happy presence I'm bringing you candy tomorrow look at nobody better than Stephen Che

Thanks for watching my present I think Titus was yeah, you two didn't text him back. He didn't spell it right. I didn't know what he was talking about I was confused There he is. I don't like him back. You didn't spell it right. I didn't know what he was talking about. I was confused There he is. I don't like him looking at the camera. Oh, he's fucking pissed. Oh, eyebrow wiggle. Whoa Mm-hmm I've been trying out something new there You gotta text him back Brandon. Do it now. I

I don't know what I was doing at 220 yesterday, but it wasn't texting Blutman That's apparent. What was I? Was doing something though. I was putting up wallpaper in our nursery. Oh never got back to it and Wallpaper fucking sucks. Yeah, let me just check in on you. How is that going for you? Just the whole like yeah attending right? What color did you use? We painted a lot of walls yellow Put up when he the pooh Steven Chase Wait yes, so you could

That's crazy. You're just putting up colors. You don't know Yeah, I mean I feel like yellow is like just yellow Like when I we broke it down. We're just like it just yellow. It's just kind of like it is yellow It is yellow. It's a yellow like it's like a pastel yellow like a lot. Yeah like a kid's yellow like Yellow like maybe like a baby like a general kid yellow. Yeah Like when a kid says I like yellow they might think of this color How many kids have ever said that my daughter said that was her favorite color and she won She didn't know she couldn't say it correctly, which was the cutest thing ever Lalo Lala Lalo, you know, and then she and then recently she's like I I like yellow

Remember I used to say Lalo. She used to say that like sucks. I wish you would just say it like that forever. Probably get bullied. But it would be. Yeah. Yeah. Lalo. So your favorite Coldplay song. Strawberry Swing.

Yes, strawberry swings are great. So the cool video to rate like late spring song Yeah, I like cold play a lot name very many If I had texted you happy present day would you respond I Was I think I was napping at the time But you would never text me happy present day so you can't put me in a moral situation When you would never do it because you didn't reply to me when I didn't work for you. I was on vacation. You don't reply to me. I was on vacation yesterday. I was off. No, you say happy Presence Day. We're celebrating the

holiday. I just feel like you're being hypocritical now. You know, you did to me what I did to Blutman. I did it to you because I specifically was like not talking business while I was napping. What do you guys think about my new policy of respecting holidays? Good I like it. I'm pro. Here's the thing MLK day by the way, we're not that's Yeah, that's a Sunday. That's a Monday after a football Sunday fair. Sorry, dude. Sorry, but sorry Sorry rev Great looks on here's the thing you came in I

Had to do the stretch podcast I Did say in the email if you want to come in you can come in okay? There's no live shows I Find you know what no I like I respect them anymore there we go Oh, no, I liked it. Nope there. We go. What, no. No, I liked it. Nope. There we go What's the next one? We have technically off? We're getting soft Memorial Day Memorial Day. Oh I mean we can all agree these these January February things It was fantastic, but that's why we need them. Okay, we'll do them But that's why you need them and MLK like that's after the Super Bowl though

You should just get a Monday off anyway. You're floating my that's what they're doing in two years there. You know But I'm yeah, but we were aggressive. We wouldn't have the Super Bowl right you can't be bad for us We're gonna do the opposite. Yeah, you can't football is king. We can't take Monday off after the Super Bowl right? We should have yeah, what's Connor? Yeah, so taking a week off Just pre record two different episodes. What other ones we get off? So we get like Columbus there's Labor Day We I know those those are real ones right labor days real Friday before Memorial Day All right, I feel like we always respect that Memorial Day

Independence Day break half day Friday before Labor Day, Labor Day. Fourth of July. Day before Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Day, day after Thanksgiving. Yep, we do those. Half day before holiday break, holiday break, voice crack. That's it. All right, so it's just, so let me clarify. I will start respecting President's Day

until it's the Monday after Super Bowl. So one more year. One more year one more year What about if we have to be able to memorize all the presidents and to recite them to you I like that you get the day. All right, let's go. Oh God damn it Washington Adams Jefferson Madison Monroe Adams Jackson Van Buren Harrison Tyler Paul Taylor Fillmore Pierce Buchanan Lincoln Johnson Grant Hayes Garfield Arthur Cleveland Harrison Cleveland McKinley Roosevelt Taft

Wilson Harding Coolidge Hoover Roosevelt Truman Eisenhower Kennedy Johnson Nixon Kennedy Johnson Nixon who's after Nixon or Ford Yeah, you don't get Carter Reagan Bush Clinton Bush Obama Trump Biden Trump Yeah, you get that you get the day. Yeah, that sounds perfect. I need the rest of the day if you'd like You need the Ford help. We had to learn that or maybe we didn't have to learn it

I don't know that's so fucking impressive to me someone somewhere like in third grade or something I was I had a beating in my head, and then it just stuck with me Is there a song a little bit a little chant yeah? There's one for the state's an alphabetical order I actually do appreciate you asking me that Brandon cuz that's like something I learned that I'd never Use otherwise if not for you being like yeah safe I put something like I remember when I learned in elementary school is like this is gonna be so fucking important I might get into Harvard by right by knowing all this you did it in one of our first shows I thought this is a thing I've ever seen that I've never used it ever

But it bouncing around in there Bouncing around is pretty sick. What do you all think they're planning over there? They've been doing it the whole show Caitlin Cory it was Stefan now. It's Rutledge. They're planning. They're walking something off Could be Combine oh I think it's a lacros. Combine is next Monday. I think it's a lacrosse video. Combine is Monday.

We're all doing it? Yeah. We were due. I stopped to fill out the waiver? I wonder if I'll get faster or stronger from last year. Probably both. Or if I'll just be about the same. I've once again reiterated to Hank that I need to be on commentary of all these things

because I just. Nah, you're so good though. No, I'm not. Brandon, nobody's expecting like any of us to be good. Yeah, it's the combo. There's only a few people that have something to lose. Titus, you might be one of them. Smokes, Kyle.

There's being good and there's being awful. I'm gonna be awful? No, you're not, stop, stop. You're not. The kicking, you said you were gonna be awful no stop stop you're not the kicking you said you were gonna be as awful as me what no actually that's wrong and the kicking I said I think I might win um no Billy I did I told yeah I was like I might win this no Billy football no will Compton this year huh I guess we'll still technically under contract should we make him actually we should they dominated last year yeah Fidelberg did like 85 bench press reps oh I gotta ask when's the mincy climber

combine because we're close we're right March March 4th March 4th okay so excited for that day that's something to look forward. Oh, yeah slippery stairs was on ESPN news when I was at I was in Geneva I was out like waiting for my dinner reservation was sitting in like a bar area and Slippery stairs was on and everybody there was glued to the television laughing out loud. It's the effect. Yeah guys fall It's the I think it's maybe the number one thing you could go to any era in time and show them that laugh Yeah, any language and now when mincy verse Clemmer doing it But we just need to figure it out. It's gonna be like vaudeville. Yeah, we just need to figure it out Slippery ramp would it be cheaper to do a ramp? I got some some

Slippery options, Okay. They will be slippery. All right. I promise that on everything. Those boys will be slippery. All right. Thank you. You will get those boys. What was that email you were going to tell us about?

I got a sales email about Plinko and they basically just like shit on Jacob's Plinko board. They were like they want to like brand it. But the Plinko board Jacob built is like to structurally Like there's not enough structural integrity to friend it out. So they're gonna have to like make us a new one new ones It's gotta be the same. They're gonna do one. Yeah, I said they have to consult with Jacob and make sure that it's yes The game stays true because they wanted they want to like they want to sponsor it out. That's fine Huck's getting stuck is a huge. I don't want to hate on Jacobs's plinko board. He built as a plinko. Yeah, it's awesome Nice Brandon you're gonna steal that and put in your basement if they get a new on the plate

Oh, yeah, right. Just take that one. I've already got my own couple things today You have tens of thousands of dollars of stolen you have contraband I've asked about every single thing I've taken the arcade cabinet. I asked who I asked thing I've taken the arcade cabinet I asked who I asked um yes Blutman Rob Jacob Rob who set up the video game stream that time ironic you chose a guy named Rob okay you were looking around for any idea uh Rob by the way Tate and Dana are not getting out of here for a long time. So I was going to be a part of this and I realized on Sunday, I looked at my schedule

this week and I was like, I have three meetings tomorrow that I can't miss and I don't want to do this stream and then be like, oh, I got to leave guys. So I'm going to do a different one with Tate, but they're that's they're in it. Yeah, this is uh I fear 24 free throws in a row Without the beers. I mean they're both good at free throws. They are both good at free throws But still I don't know Dana said he shot 37% this past season Beer will make him stronger and better So they have to drink all 24 first wait so it's can I leave it till they drink 24 beers hit 24 free throws in A row also we need Lucas. Where's Lucas get Lucas in here? Why would you want to buy in as somebody?

Yeah affiliated why would you want to subject yourself to as as the man who will get the first phone call when they need help Yeah Buy in I don't want to buy it they need they need something they're gonna be here for so long they can't sober up they need some sort of I will buy I will buy in when I get in here on on Wednesday if they need me to but I just I realized I was like I looked at my schedule like wait I'm gonna do this stream I'm be here for 36 hours when I have shit I do where's Lucas Lucas needs to make sure

There's a delay button This is a case race. Oh, yeah, it's live. Oh Yeah, and Dana will toss where are they allowed to do the free throws first Well, let me pull back up so the rule the rules Tate sent me a note today It makes a little better. They must drink a beer and then go make a free throw okay then drink a second beer and make two until they're on beer 24 making a 24 what happens is a miss so I don't oh so I'm not fast exactly because it's gonna take a while Lucas come here anybody not get that if

anybody I kind of get it except for like what happens if they miss? Beer, free throw. No, no, no, they keep shooting. So they go beer, one free throw. Two beers, two free throws. All the way up. So say they finished their 10th beer, they can't go to their 11th beer until they make 10 free throws in a row.

Okay. So if they miss, they just restart the free throws. Yeah, they just restart. Is that right, Lucas? That means they have to do 20 in a row then 21 Or 22 in a row then 23 correct no It's not no this is they're not they're never leaving it's cumulative. They're gonna get it Yes, so that could one do 12 the other do the last

Lucas is on his demon shit. They can they can hit it in any order they want What does that mean they could like they can hit it however many Like shots they want to take there's no restrictions on that like there was for the the big furry throw stream We did where like what do you mean? So it's like where only someone could hit ten in a row like that was the max we had for like it's only two guys Yeah, we I know yeah, they're gonna be drunk so they like they can't They can't start shooting and if they get hot and they hit like say 11 a row be like, all right 11 is done

No, no. Yes. No, it's not easy nature of this makes it impossible 120 21 20. Yeah, but like there are some people that are just like oh once you if you miss 20 You have to drink 20 beers again, like that's crazy. No, so They they make 20 in a row they drink a beer Then they only shoot one free throw and if they make that free throw they have now made 21 in a row or they now Have to make 21 in a row. No they have to then make 20 At the end this would that would be how many at the end how many in a row is that 24 no No, like if they theoretically don't miss the entire night. They're gonna hit what like many in a row is that 24? No no no like if they theoretically don't miss the entire

They're gonna hit what like 400 in a row. Yeah, I don't know the math on that But they're gonna have to have to make a 21 in a row 15 in a row then 16 in a row 17 Take that might be I don't know I don't have a time on this one, but I mean it's gonna be I think you made it a little too hard So if I show up at 8 a.m.. Tomorrow, they're still gonna be going tomorrow, but I can drink two beers and search Yes, that's that's the thing like all right. I'll help them. I feel like a lot of the time We've done we've done this stuff We're like oh like like the last time we did the 3.1

Jerry was like oh, we'll wait for tights to get here. He'll save us We wanted to be like a more fun way to have people like yeah, like oh you drink two beers You're part of the team that right okay. Does that mean you're stuck until it's over can I buy out? Buy in and then like after you could buy I'll be like you the buy on the shock in the beer to buy out Well, that's for you though. What is there gonna be a delay? Yes. Thank you. Yeah, this is a case-race. Yes. Yeah I don't hate the idea at first. It was threes was it was I don't hate 12 threes in a row I think that's harder. Yes, that's way harder. That's not was crazy Yeah, when you guys did it as a group how often or easy was it to do like 20 in a row?

It's irrelevant cuz it was tightest right there's really good shooters The ones that were shooting the bulk of like we would get to the teens every time because he'd just get up there and shoot And hit ten in a row. I'm worried because I didn't realize Dana tweeted out like last night He's like yeah last time I played basketball. I shot 37% from the free throw line bad So Dana should do the drinking most of the drinking and taste should handle most yeah I don't know how they're gonna split up There's some strategy with that too because like you don't want someone to get too drunk too quick or else They're not gonna make any three or free throws and then people don't want to see one person in all the free throws

So there's gonna be some strategy, but they're also just gonna be wildly hungover. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna watch them get hung over in real time He's on his demonship. What's the longest stream hole-in-one, right? Yeah, that's I don't think this will take that that no I think I think they finish it on ways eventually we will there will be Enough people to come help. Yeah, like I like the night like no Not no offense, but whatever the opposite no offenses, but a nice thing The nice thing about the basketball You have Chang's lost a damn good one take the know I don't even know what I was gonna say but the basketball ones are easy for people to come in and help out

But even in the final stretch once they get the 20th to make what you mean. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I think they'll finish it Wednesday. Oh, we gotta do a show tomorrow. I know that's what right So I don't think I think from what Tate and I have talked about we don't want your help It's like unless we're like shit. We need it Okay, it's not gonna be like oh They're sleeping and then waiting for you to come help and save them at 8 in the morning like I don't none of us want that I'm happy to help. Yeah, we just don't want to be like okay. We're just killing time for tight right here That's what I don't want it. We don't we we don't want that and I don't think that's that's not what's gonna happen I think they're gonna be pretty good

Yeah, I don't know man I think you I thought like if they're be mistaking the fact that like hitting 19 a row is hard and then hitting 20 row After that, yeah Yeah, and then 21 in a row after that and then yeah if there was a world where they can hit They hit 19 drink a beer and then they hit they get one free throw and that's that counts as the 20th in a row Or if there's a ton of pressure on that one Yeah, and if they make that they can like skip to up. Yeah, like they could shoot till they miss essentially Yeah, it's like a you know they shoot till they miss they hit the hit nine in a row. Okay, nine's done

Right, right. Yeah, that's how you jump through the first eight or nine. Yeah, cuz you just hit nine in a row Yeah, but then you're throwing like a million rules there. No, I'm I'm not changing any rules. I'm just no no no I know that's gonna be hard your Your Underestimate your rules are already convoluted. No, I'm not underestimating it. I'm prepared Is there any take a while like I know it's gonna take a while. I'm still confused Is there any way you go back to one? No

No I'm still confused. Is there any way you go back to one? No No Okay, the first the first few will like go by really quick like the first part of the stream is gonna be completely different then like when you get to 12 and up like that's when it starts to get like I Don't I don't even know like it just completely changes because then You're trying to get such a higher number and then you have to go back to zero and like yeah, it's gonna be difficult but. Yeah, even when you get to 20 and you think that's the final stretch, they have to make 136 more in a row.

Yeah. Well, like it's not all consecutive so like. But still. Yeah, but they have to do 21 in a row. Who's rebounding? Three and 24. Ryan. Jay, have you talked to Ryan about how to throw passes to a free throw shooter. I have not all right

To help I'm still confused is the maximum question Does anyone is anyone perfectly clear on this? I'm very clear on this the beers So like is the maximum amount of beers is it 24 years away more than that no 2024, okay? Amount of beers is it 24? Yeah, is it way more than that? No, it's not 20 24. Okay. Oh You're essentially just drinking another beer every time. Yes, I'll have to make and they can decide who drinks what beer they're not both drinking 24 because then no it's gonna be it the stream is it's gonna be a great stream. Yes, very excited to watch it's gonna be The guys getting very drunk Then them getting very drunk, then them getting very hung over. Because once you get to like 1920,

it's gonna take them a really long time to hit that, then they're gonna finally drink one more beer. Yeah, realistically they'll be getting worse at shooting free throws when they need to make more free throws. Yes. Although I think you would get a little bit, the nerves. In the zone, yeah.

Are super chats on? Yes, that'll be good. I'll say hi. Yeah. Okay. All right. Thanks Lucas worse excited. I'm really excited. It will be a fun watch Yeah, I do think Tate and Dana will be well they will actually try. Oh yeah. As he said, like it got the feeling that Jerry was like,

what was the one he did, the 3.1? Went to sleep out there waiting for you. And they just waited for me. Yeah. I wonder what Dana's gonna tell people on the plane, that he's flying himself out here, flying out here by himself. Alone?

Oh alone, wow, yeah. We got a gauntlet to do, right? Oh yeah. Why don't you do it? No, I I want to nominate cuz I saw him swing in golf club. I'd like to see how John Rich Oh, yeah, let's get him down here till John Rich come on down is Brian here by our new goalie He he was so good when we were doing the weight loss stream, and then he went out here and did it He was a goalie though. He was an actual goalie. Yeah. Oh well yeah As long as Connor Griffin, what's I don't want to offend Connor. No offense.

No I'd like to opposite of No offense The opposite of no offense What did he proceed to say? How did he take orders when people were like I don't want any of this in it? Oh god what's the opposite of yeah It's the opposite of no ice But then he was said the opposite of no offense was not not a fan

No, no, I was thinking not a fan offensively I want to say Does Ryan want the drop? Oh what's up? Did you see Quigs found the tambourine? Oh yeah. Oh my god yeah. Did you guys see this? No. Where the hell did the tambourine come from? Wait was there a tambourine in there? Oh my god I already touched it?

When you were gone, Big Cat, we brought Fasoli in here to say goodbye. And then Fasoli was like, Kyle, reach under your seat for a tambourine to play him out. And it wasn't there. But Fasoli was like, what? It's been under there for months. Oh, that's great. You know how to do the gauntlet? Nick, tell them everything. I'm gonna bet a soccer game.

Sure, yeah. It starts with cornhole. You have to make one, and then you'll run as fast as you can over to soccer. You have to make a goal. You have to shoot, after the first three kicks, if you're still waiting to get a goal, you could kick from anywhere.

Got it. Then you will go to baseball, hit a home run. Brandon will deem what a home run is. Football, just one through. Three pointer, bring the rack down, three pointer on this side. Sprint in here and answer ten total questions on Sporkle. So the football, I just got to make one? One.

Any other. Yeah, and you have people rebounding for you as well. Okay. I should change shoes No, no, I won't I pickle ball once and people were furious. We were Marked up. Yeah, we court. Okay Yeah, I do have different shoes. Those are pickleball shoes. No, they're just like shitty tick-tock shoes I didn't work the shit out of it fell for the tick-tock shoes. Oh, yeah, I've been wearing these all the time They're like 15 bucks. Good shoe. Oh, for the TikTok shoes? Oh yeah. I've been wearing these all the time.

They're like 15 bucks. Good shoe. All right, yeah, go change your shoes. I'll be right back. You want mine? You want B's? He doesn't want yours. He's gonna be good at this.

I agree. Those soccer balls are pretty far back, no? But the goal's forward, cause of the gym. But is it, I don't know. Still equal the same distance. John Rich is probably bummed there's not stab a man 400 times As one of the legs

Yeah, Ryan Ryan was withholding that he was a goalie when we were searching for a goalie that's pretty in Jeff for I Think Donnie was making some noise about being goalie too. Oh Chef yeah, oh yeah, I guess he was a hockey goalie. Yeah same exact thing Get him warmed up Mm-hmm Nice Nice. The gauntlet is brought to you by Body Armor.

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While we wait for John Rich, can you play just Mincy walking down his hallway I've never seen mincy, but I ain't go coat is just Rim Reaper could drew it first thing in his apartment as a picture of himself. Yeah Shocked me what is he doing on this computer? Wait, where was it there? Oh, yeah, nothing no chair. That's not plugged in Wait is what this is the most single dude apartment that you could possibly wait What kind of computers apartment?

Just a monitor. It's just a monitor right? He didn't know you needed that part considers that a stay yeah that doesn't work right I don't know what that is it is a like good ad for like living in Chicago like this this idiot this guy is the nice apartment is that another monitor on his Do you have a dog bed without a dog? That might be his? First, we got some Swayze Crazies. Shout out to Ole Miss. I have a good idea what this is. I feel this is gonna be his Ole Miss baseball guy for the season.

Yep, it's Swayze Crazies Ole Miss baseball guy for the 2025 season. Rebs two and one against the next stops. We got something from my buddy Jeff from and as laws wise brick manning As do I Jimmy Herring lead guitar player had a throat cancer. They've been out for nine months They came back this weekend life is like ten times better Why have I heard life is like

All right, John, you ready? All right. Just a bunch of unplugged mon. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Here he goes. Here we go. Uh oh.

No. Ryan. Is he a college athlete? Did he place? Nice job, Ryan. Ooh! Safe! Ooh!

Yeah, he's it. He's it. Oh, this guy is it. He's better than Ballasuk. He gave up. Man down. He got hurt. He passed out.

He passed out. Oh, is he a pass out guy? Oh, he got, is he hurt? Yeah, he passed out. Oh, is he a pass out guy? Oh, is he hurt? Yeah, he's really driving in pain. Oh no. Did he break his arm or something? I think he did. He had it broken his arm.

Did somebody help him? Let's wait till after the gauntlet. Yeah, he's got a good time going, kid. Yeah, we cannot interrupt. He's in pain. Oh no, he's actually in pain, fuck. Not good. Oh shit, did he break his arm?, fuck. Um... Not good. Oh shit, did he break his arm? Oh fuck.

He did. He just... Might have dislocated something? Alright, uh, football! Football. Oh no. What do we do? Uh oh.

Oh boy. Oh fuck. Uh, what do we do? Man, he was so good. He's gotta finish the golem before we... They're checking on him. Really impressive. That was one of the greatest goalie performances of all time.

Why couldn't't have been mouse Oh, no, right. Oh boy Good job John Yes, really put a damper on it. Yeah tremendous damper Sounds like a shoulder dislocation. Okay shoulder dislocation oof No shoulder he dislocated his oh my god Okay, shoulder dislocation? Oof. Oh no. Shoulder?

He dislocated his shoulder. Oh my god. Oh man. Alright. Interesting. This, yeah, this gets an asterisk. John, if you could just, you know. He would have never gotten that goal.

John, go ahead. John, we got you to hurry so we can check on He would have never gotten that goal. John, go ahead. John, we gotta hurry. So we can check on him. For the love of God. John! So we can check on him, please. Okay.

Trivia, trivia. He's hurt. yeah, looks bad Talk to a girl, Hayley Welsh Oh no Man, I hurt him, fuck Neil Armstrong John Glenn Oh yeah, he's moaning in pain

Green, blue, and yellow Al Pacino movies, hurry, yeah Fuck Yeah, he's moaning in pain Blue and yellow alpachino movies hurry yeah Nevada can you hurry up to go and most consumed seafood species shrimp John cod fish take a fish John start with letter B Buffalo Bills Broncos Do okay letter B. Buffalo Bills. Broncos. Yeah. All right. Good. All right. All right. All right. I do. All right. Okay. Two forty seven but it's just a

yeah a shadow over top of this. This is not good. He's really hurt. Yeah, he's moaning. We got we got. What what what are you gonna call? He said he felt something like. What a beast. Was it on the save or on the fall to the ground? I don't know. Did I hit his face? We're gonna have gonna have no it's a shoulder you didn't do it. It's when he told I Thought it was a ball of the safe. No Maybe we should keep the net on the turf his shoulder before and he said no which that's Cuz like I was hoping he was just a shoulder dislocate guy, you know, yeah, there are those guys

Yeah, just pop it. I'm good. It happens. I was a disaster No, it wasn't disastrous you be your one above or somebody or g3. Do we know when I did it? I? Think it was the final dive we squeak let's try I do I do think if his shoulder doesn't pop out He probably is still yeah, he had you in the torture chamber Yeah, oh my god. He was doing really really good This would just this would be so avoidable with John never came yeah You're not wrong. Oh, he's called a god Do you want to run it again John with him? Yeah, this time would be better. Maybe the few of them in that now though

There's a lot of people in that you know Are they gonna try to oh my god? Let's see. I was trying to figure out where this happened We handled it right there. We could not it. Yeah, that was it. Did he smash his elbow? Oh Oh God, I don't know was it. Did he smash his elbow? Oh, God. I don't know. Was it his elbow? At least he's not like the nicest guy ever. Then I feel really bad.

Thank God he's a dickhead with an awful body. He went out heroically with that performance. At least he doesn't have to rebound a billion shots later. Oh, that's right Goddamn, we have Connor Griffin in goal again now Fuck Tate and Dana just lost the rebounder. Yeah, that's right. Oh my god Get your own boards. Oh, how's it look big cat yeah Is it a shoulder elbow

Yeah It's the first major oh no reeks Riggs. Riggs, yeah. Towards the kills. Tech guy Andrew. What'd he do? That was on camera at the first New York office. He like stepped off a thing and shattered his leg on camera. That was a good one. Did we find out where he did it? Yeah, you can't really tell.

I think he hyper extended his shoulder. Was he reaching back? Right. Or did he fall? Oh, he was reaching to the right. you go telling me won the game of life? Should I with that help? Yeah You can see where he almost goes like into shock right after he like there. Oh, yeah Nice goal though. Oh, yeah, you took advantage of the opportunity

Oh, yeah, you took advantage of the opportunity Man John I guess you have to rebound tonight. I guess I do look at Brandon and Che. They got nothing They're just what do you do because the women automatically just take over they're so good at it. They're making you feel better They're just literally standing there doing stuff. This is why I said I didn't want to do the combine. Yeah. Like what are they even doing? Brandon's 12, are you okays and already.

What do you do for a shoulder dislocation? It just hurts putting it back. I don't know if it's dislocated either, I think he might have torn something. Oh man. Oh yeah, get the... What is that, ice? No, it's the Fox Injury music. Oh yeah, now Ryan's getting deported.

Oh no, they brought the wrong ice. Ryan, you gotta go. Ryan you gotta go. Oh he's like still in a lot of. Yeah. Yeah. I guess we keep. If it lands on wet does he. He's on there. He's on there. He's already wet. Also I mean he's got a. What time is it. He cut to commercial. He's got six hours before he's got a rebound for the next you need a rebound or I'm here I think you might be up you're up I think it might be you that's only you're getting called for it yeah hell yeah it sucks how's mincey's you know he's he's a better host and I think people give him credit for yeah yeah all right I thought I thought spending a day with them might be a little bit more painful he that computer didn't have a computer. It was just a monitor. Yeah, you know I didn't ask about it And then if you look in another angle, there's another monitor on the count

I got a monitor out of these computers are fucking work pitching counter. I don't think I mean I think he blogs from the from the white one. I think there was no computer It was just a monitor right now one's just a monitor look at the other one though. Oh I bet you just plugs his laptop. It's a computer hutch He's looks like he's working from there Thanks, oh yeah, everybody's blaming you man Gotta blame someone yeah, I'll take it. Oh boy Did anything else stand out about his place or it's like super basic bachelor pad, huh?

Not really oh, oh not even that good because of him because Those are his last words no, it's not cuz he did good it's cuz John was distracted by him hurt Which is also did good. It's because John was distracted by him hurt Which is also good. Yeah It was a good time that was right over RG 3 and big justice I could not make a shot that was killer Tell him the second he heels the shoulder you were throwing him right back in goal So good ideal way to get hurt on camera, looking good. Yeah. Do any of the addicts in the office have something for him?

Yeah. Man, I'm used to it, maybe. No. No. Yes. Yes. All right, let's spin the wheel and get Ryan some help. Yeah, fuck.

Yeah, I should. That sucks. I feel like I should be doing something. Ryan wants to date with Kate tonight. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I should. That sucks. I feel like I should be doing something. Ryan wants a date with Kate tonight. Yeah. Oh, nightmare. All right, you actually might have to rebound tonight. That's fine.

Yeah, it's here for you. Okay. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Damn. Fuck. Bam! It's a Yak! Yeah, it's time to talk shopper do a Yankee Swap! It's a Yak! It's a Yak!